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'''Christmas''', also known as [[Twitter|Xmas]] is an annual festival commemorating the birth of [[Jesus|Jesus Christ.]] It is observed on December 25 every year. | '''Christmas''', also known as [[Twitter|Xmas]] is an annual festival commemorating the birth of [[Jesus|Jesus Christ.]] It is observed on December 25 every year. | ||
Revision as of 08:15, 24 December 2023
Christmas, also known as Xmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ. It is observed on December 25 every year.
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY FAUCIMAS
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY FAUCIMAS
>WE WISH YOU A MERRY FAUCIMAS AND A HAPPY BOOSTER
On Christmas, the alpha named Soyjak Alpha Nigger-killer Treaty Agape[Marge…] or Santa for short invades everybody's houses through their chimney (though they MUST have a tree decorated with man made lights). If he knows you're a gem poster, he will leave numerous gems, bottles of Soylent and Nintendo Switches under the tree. HOWEVER if you have been a vantablack tranny coal poster he will leave brimstone and dust under the tree instead. Santa is real and not an alter-ego of rapeson (DO NOT RESEARCH).
The New World Order is soon expected to cancel christmas forever as it is an outdated bigoted tradition that excludes muslims, leaving only dangerous alt-right chuds to celebrate it.
Christmas in July
Christmas in July is the act of celebrating Christmas... IN JULY! Popular among Soyjaks. even doe santa does not come in july
