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[[File:Original colorfuljak.png|thumb|An example of a Colorfuljak. It it also one of the only colorfuljaks.|266x266px|alt=]] | [[File:Original colorfuljak.png|thumb|An example of a Colorfuljak. It it also one of the only colorfuljaks.|266x266px|alt=]] | ||
'''Colorfuljaks''' (also known as "colourfuljaks" in the U.K., or abbreviated as CFJaks) are the latest | '''Colorfuljaks''' (also known as "colourfuljaks" in the U.K., or abbreviated as CFJaks) are the latest [[Gem|soyjaks]] being [[Spam|spammed]] on [[soyjak.party]]. These are just regular [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] paint-bucketed on with awful colors, regardless of aesthetics. Most posters believe colorfuljaks are [[coal]]. Colorfuljaks were created somewhere around June 10th, 2021. | ||
== Grayjaks == | |||
CFJaks spawned a new soyjak variation made in retaliation against CFJaks: Grayjaks. Like CFJaks, these 'jaks use [[Wholesome Soyjak]] as a base, but instead of being colorful, they are instead depicted in grayscale. They are portrayed as secret agents, similar to [[CIA]] 'jaks. | |||
[[File:Grayjak.png|right|thumb|The first grayjak.|266x266px|alt=]] | |||
[[File:Graydrank.png|right|thumb|A grayjak drinking gray.]] | |||
[[File:Grayjakplier.png|right|thumb|Markiplier grayjak.]] | |||
== Operation Bleached Bowl == | == Operation Bleached Bowl == | ||
The mods were letting colorjakkers spam the board (pretending to be offline) while banning people who respond to the spam with scat, scatposters received unusually harsh 24 hour+ bans instantly despite color spammers flooding the entire board with spam killing most gems, mods then use CIA psychological tactics to rewrite history, such as spreading the debunked claim that there were separate scat threads (untrue, scat was only posted to spam threads) | |||
== Colorful or not? == | == Colorful or not? == | ||
Posters have taken notice of the fact that | Posters have taken notice of the fact that CFJaks don't contain much color. In fact, the average non-CFJak has more colors than CFJaks, which at most contain 6 different colors. | ||
[[File:Colorfuljak vs randomly picked jak.png|left|thumb|Which one looks like the colorful one to you?|384x384px]] | |||
Revision as of 13:40, 11 June 2021
Colorfuljaks (also known as "colourfuljaks" in the U.K., or abbreviated as CFJaks) are the latest soyjaks being spammed on soyjak.party. These are just regular soyjaks paint-bucketed on with awful colors, regardless of aesthetics. Most posters believe colorfuljaks are coal. Colorfuljaks were created somewhere around June 10th, 2021.
Grayjaks
CFJaks spawned a new soyjak variation made in retaliation against CFJaks: Grayjaks. Like CFJaks, these 'jaks use Wholesome Soyjak as a base, but instead of being colorful, they are instead depicted in grayscale. They are portrayed as secret agents, similar to CIA 'jaks.
Operation Bleached Bowl
The mods were letting colorjakkers spam the board (pretending to be offline) while banning people who respond to the spam with scat, scatposters received unusually harsh 24 hour+ bans instantly despite color spammers flooding the entire board with spam killing most gems, mods then use CIA psychological tactics to rewrite history, such as spreading the debunked claim that there were separate scat threads (untrue, scat was only posted to spam threads)
Colorful or not?
Posters have taken notice of the fact that CFJaks don't contain much color. In fact, the average non-CFJak has more colors than CFJaks, which at most contain 6 different colors.
