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Colorfuljaks

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An example of a Colorfuljak. It it also one of the only colorfuljaks.

Colorfuljaks (also known as "colourfuljaks" in the U.K., or abbreviated as CFJaks) are the latest (as of June 2021) soyjaks being posted on soyjak.party. These are just regular soyjaks paint-bucketed on with vibrant colors. Some posters believe that colorfuljaks are coal, while others say they're gems. They have been posted in large quantities with little variation, causing some to dismiss them as instruments of spam.

CFJaks fill the catalog. [1]

Colorfuljaks were created somewhere around June 10th, 2021.

Grayjaks

CFJaks spawned a new soyjak variation made in retaliation against CFJaks: Grayjaks. Like CFJaks, these 'jaks use Wholesome Soyjak as a base, but instead of being colorful, they are instead depicted in grayscale. They are portrayed as secret agents, similar to CIA 'jaks.

Operation Bleached Bowl

Operation Bleached Bowl is the name of a fabrication created by scat-spamming schizos, who believe mods are biased against scat spam and in favor of colorjaks. These schizos obviously haven't read the soyjak.party rules, because spamming scat is clearly against them, and posting colorjaks is not.

Colorful or not?

Posters have taken notice of the fact that despite their name, CFJaks don't contain much color. In fact, the average non-CFJak has more colors than CFJaks, which at most have 6 different colors.

The first grayjak.
Which one looks like the colorful one to you?
Markiplier grayjak.

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