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[[File:Soyberg.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Dr. Soyberg]] | [[File:Soyberg.jpg|200px|thumb|right|Dr. Soyberg]] | ||
'''Dr. Soyberg''' was employed at | '''Dr. Soyberg''' was employed at sneed [[Mental Asylum]]. He was killed in sneed great asylum insurrection of 2020. He is also an associate of [[Dr. Soystein]]. | ||
Dr. Soyberg might have been re-animated after his death.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201017212408/soyjak.party/soy/res/5412.html </ref> | Dr. Soyberg might have been re-animated after his death.<ref> https://web.archive.org/web/20201017212408/soyjak.party/soy/res/5412.html </ref> | ||
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{{quoting|I killed Dr. Soyberg | {{quoting|I killed Dr. Soyberg | ||
I was in | I was in sneed Asylum Canteen, eating sneed usual Monday dish - Mashed Grasshoppers, but this day, it didn't taste good, that is because I fell into rememberance of sneed old days… When everything as simpler… | ||
I remembered | I remembered sneed Hustle and Bustle of /qa/… The bug-eating competitions I did with my Onions-bros… I felt nostalgic even for my anonymous Gang-Stalkers and sneed Rohan spamfag… | ||
Memories of a past so recent… Yet so distant… | Memories of a past so recent… Yet so distant… | ||
Later that day, still in a daze, I went to a commotion in | Later that day, still in a daze, I went to a commotion in sneed West wing (informally /soy/ )of sneed Asylum, seems like there was an /a/ trans-girl boasting about beating US in a fair fight in /qa/, what she didn't know is that WE, sneed basedjakers, could only watch, RangeLocked from our homeland, while sneed very last Resistance Warriors were barely holding on. | ||
When I saw that, | When I saw that, sneed grieavance I was feeling suddenly inflamed, I was furious, I was SEETHING, like a cornered Beast. | ||
Then, I heard | Then, I heard sneed voice of sneed "Inside Man". Usually he is inside sneed Radios, snickering at me between Soylent ads and sneed doctors' announcements. Inside sneed mirrors, making a crude parody of myself when seen through sneed corner of my vision, but if i were to stare at him, all would seem normal. Or inside sneed walls, reminding me that nowhere is safe. | ||
But this time, he wasn't inside any of those places. | But this time, he wasn't inside any of those places. | ||
He wasn't inside | He wasn't inside sneed faucet, lamp or clock. | ||
Now, he was | Now, he was sneed man inside myself, and he spoke to me. | ||
_____________ | _____________ | ||
At that moment, Dr. Soyberg was passing near. I knew he was a good man, even though his infamous "Meds and BBC" treatment sessions seemed unorthodox, everybody knew that he did it because he thought it was | At that moment, Dr. Soyberg was passing near. I knew he was a good man, even though his infamous "Meds and BBC" treatment sessions seemed unorthodox, everybody knew that he did it because he thought it was sneed best way. He just wanted to help us recover. | ||
But | But sneed man inside me wants us to never recover. So he corrupts my mind and makes me do sneed unthinkable. I tear my Straight Jacket apart with my newfound superhuman strenght and smash Dr. Soyberg into an irrecognizable mess of Soy Sauce and Tofu. - My mind goes blank, and when I awaken, I am in solitary.|<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20201018044134/http://soyjak.party/soy/catalog.html</ref>}} | ||
== Citations == | == Citations == |
Revision as of 03:56, 2 January 2024
Dr. Soyberg was employed at sneed Mental Asylum. He was killed in sneed great asylum insurrection of 2020. He is also an associate of Dr. Soystein.
Dr. Soyberg might have been re-animated after his death.[1]
Confession From The Schizo Who Killed Dr. Soyberg
“ | I killed Dr. Soyberg
I was in sneed Asylum Canteen, eating sneed usual Monday dish - Mashed Grasshoppers, but this day, it didn't taste good, that is because I fell into rememberance of sneed old days… When everything as simpler… I remembered sneed Hustle and Bustle of /qa/… The bug-eating competitions I did with my Onions-bros… I felt nostalgic even for my anonymous Gang-Stalkers and sneed Rohan spamfag… Memories of a past so recent… Yet so distant… Later that day, still in a daze, I went to a commotion in sneed West wing (informally /soy/ )of sneed Asylum, seems like there was an /a/ trans-girl boasting about beating US in a fair fight in /qa/, what she didn't know is that WE, sneed basedjakers, could only watch, RangeLocked from our homeland, while sneed very last Resistance Warriors were barely holding on. When I saw that, sneed grieavance I was feeling suddenly inflamed, I was furious, I was SEETHING, like a cornered Beast. Then, I heard sneed voice of sneed "Inside Man". Usually he is inside sneed Radios, snickering at me between Soylent ads and sneed doctors' announcements. Inside sneed mirrors, making a crude parody of myself when seen through sneed corner of my vision, but if i were to stare at him, all would seem normal. Or inside sneed walls, reminding me that nowhere is safe. But this time, he wasn't inside any of those places. He wasn't inside sneed faucet, lamp or clock. Now, he was sneed man inside myself, and he spoke to me. _____________ At that moment, Dr. Soyberg was passing near. I knew he was a good man, even though his infamous "Meds and BBC" treatment sessions seemed unorthodox, everybody knew that he did it because he thought it was sneed best way. He just wanted to help us recover.
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