Dr. Sprokeberg

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Moon feelsoy observes intently.
Dr. Sprokeberg and his monster
Dr. Sprokeberg performing ear surgeries for the patients in the Mental Asylum sometime before Sprokeberg's monster's creation.
A lone Dr. Sprokeberg performing his daily duties.

Dr. Sprokeberg is a psychiatrist and a high-ranking member of the Mental Asylum. He is famous for popularizing Sproke, a mixture of Sprite and Coke. Aldough he does not have a degree in psychology, he has a PhD in pharmacology but he is not a professional bodybuilder, so he can't rival the strength of Dr. Soystein. He is the most qualified psychiatrist in the asylum to prescribe medicaments, and so Dr. Soystein habitually asks him for advice.

His knowledge of medicaments made him obsessed, and so he decided to select a grugform Gape-soyjak, the specimen he deemed the best for research out of all patients, and stuff him with anti-psychotics, in an attempt to cure schizophrenia once and for all. The result of his efforts is yet to be seen.

A habitually calm and emotionless man. He is known for having a cryptic speech filled with metaphors, aldough he does not speak much. He is also known for not deviating from protocol and acts as the most passive psychiatrist of them all, limiting himself to gently whispering "take your meds, schizo" once, whenever he is tasked with administering the medicaments. He has a distant stare and appears to talk with himself out loud. He appears slightly paranoid, looking behind him at irregular intervals and without cause. He also discovered that he is a lost member of the Markiplier family, but he doesn't embrace that.

He is also known for participating in Peer-reviewed studies.