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'''Drakeposting'''<ref>[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/drakeposting]</ref> ('keposting), also known as '''6posting''', is a NAS<ref>[[NAS]]</ref> philosophical movement of spreading the word of the '''[[wikipedia:Drake_(musician)|6od]]''', also known as '''Drake''', '''<nowiki/>'ke''', '''6hampagne Papi''' or '''<nowiki/>'rizzy'''. | '''Drakeposting'''<ref>[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/drakeposting]</ref> ('keposting), also known as '''6posting''', is a NAS<ref>[[NAS]]</ref> philosophical movement of spreading the word of the '''[[wikipedia:Drake_(musician)|6od]]''', also known as '''Drake''', '''<nowiki/>'ke''', '''6hampagne Papi''' or '''<nowiki/>'rizzy'''. | ||
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Drakeposting[1] ('keposting), also known as 6posting, is a NAS[2] philosophical movement of spreading the word of the 6od, also known as Drake, 'ke, 6hampagne Papi or 'rizzy.
Drakeposters can usually be found in /soy/ confusing clueless chuds with their art of bumoing[3] and saging[4] the threads.
In 'kespeak, this art is called THE 6OD'S PLAN (often written in bluetext), though this may simply refer to the envisioned plan of eradication of all trannies, also known as Total Troon Death. That remains a mystery albeit.
Seals
There are two major seals composed by 6od to either bless/purge something that he doesn't like.
There are many mutations of these seals, that compose of various soyspeak and other words.
"For every 6em, there is a part of 9coal within it; and for every 9coal, there is a part of 6em within. Thus, the duality of our world persists. Trust the 6od's plan. Thus spoke 'ke".
6ook of 6reat Wisdom; 2:11.
Total Troon Death
Total Troon Death (often written as TOTAL TROO9 6EATH) is a 'kean movement dedicated to the eradication of all trannies.
It is known that 6od himself partakes in such action and 6lesses all of his kin to do so.
IYRTKYS
IYRTKYS[7] is a 6emmy created by 6od to purge trannies into oblivion.
It is often used with **spoilered** KYS spam.
THE 6OD'S PLAN
6od's plan is a mystery provision provided to 'keposters. Nobody knows what exactly does that mean, most probably it contains the idea of TTD within itself.
Some 'keposters say that "trusting in 6od's plan is always staying 6keyed and 6lessed by the grace of Drake".
Drakespeak
Drakespeak ('kespeak), also known as 6speak, is a language created by 6od specially for his kin thus they shall spread his word of wisdom.
Main attribute of 'kespeak is the mutation of the words preferably by changing the first letter to a 6 or a 9 depending on its context.
That process is called 'ketation in 'kespeak.
'ketation
| English | Soyspeak[8] | 'kespeak |
|---|---|---|
| Gem[5] | 'em | 6em |
| Based | Keyed[9] | 6keyed |
| Bump[10] | Bumo[3] | 6umo |
| Sage[4] | Coal[6] | 9coal |
There are no universal rules regarding the 'ketation of the words in 'kespeak, some common examples derive a notable pattern though.
- [b], [g] and [s] often become a 6
- [n] almost always becomes a 9
Pronounciation
There are 3 major variations of the 6'utation, and 2 for the 9'utation, although the rules are completely open for own interpretations.
| ['siks] | [ɡˈz] | ['s] | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6emmy | six-gemmy | xemmy | semmy |
| 6umo | six-bumo | xumo | shumo*[11] |
| 6keyed | six-keyed | xkeyed | skeyed |
| 6speak | six-speak | xpeak | shpeak[11] |
| ['n] | [ˈnai̯na] | |
|---|---|---|
| 9coal | ncoal | nine-coal |
Vocabulary
- 6em[5]
- 9coal[6]
- 6emmy[5]
- 6umo[3]
- 6od
- 6keyed[9]
- 6obson[12]
- 9igger
- troo9[13]
- 6emerald[5]
- 6embo[5]
- 6less[14]
- 6listerald
- 9age[4][15]
- 6rake
- 6speak
- 9oarrow[16]
- 6up[10]
- al6eit[17]
- 9cuck[18]
- 6coal
- 9gem
- 6proke[19]
- 6oated[20]
- HWABA6/HWABA9[21]
- 6hud[22]
- mar6e[23]
Gallery
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Mutated 6coal seal. Found on /soy/.[24]
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YWNBAW for FTM's.
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References
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ NAS
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 3.2 Bumo
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 4.2 4.3 Sage
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 5.2 5.3 5.4 5.5 Gem
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 6.2 Coal
- ↑ [2]
- ↑ Soy Speak
- ↑ 9.0 9.1 Keyed
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 Bump
- ↑ 11.0 11.1 Exception. Should be pronounced with a [ʃ] sound. Like in the word sharty.
- ↑ Cobson
- ↑ Trannies
- ↑ File:6emseal.png
- ↑ Exception. Pronounce as 6age.
- ↑ Self-insert syndrome
- ↑ Though
- ↑ 4chan
- ↑ Sproke
- ↑ [3]
- ↑ Soy Speak
- ↑ Chud
- ↑ Marge
- ↑ [4]
