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An '''ear''' is an artificial organ designed to improve a [[Soyjak|Soyjak's]] hearing. Soyjaks can choose to install one ear on one side of the head, or two ears, one on either side. It is physically possible, but outlawed in most countries, to have more than two ears. They are becoming more and more common among Soyjaks for both their aesthetic function and the hearing ability that they grant. [[Animal|Animals]] can have ears but many animals, such as [[bugs]], choose not to. | An '''ear''' is an artificial organ designed to improve a [[Soyjak|Soyjak's]] hearing. Soyjaks can choose to install one ear on one side of the head, or two ears, one on either side. It is physically possible, but outlawed in most countries, to have more than two ears. They are becoming more and more common among Soyjaks for both their aesthetic function and the hearing ability that they grant. [[Animal|Animals]] can have ears but many animals, such as [[bugs]], choose not to. | ||
Ears were invented by a [[The Swede (Artist)|Swedish Artist]] on May 31, 2019.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/106394024/#q106394024</ref> Early methods of ear attachment were complicated, expensive, and risky, until Dr . | Ears were invented by a [[The Swede (Artist)|Swedish Artist]] on May 31, 2019.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/106394024/#q106394024</ref> Early methods of ear attachment were complicated, expensive, and risky, until [[Dr. Sprokeberg]], in an attempt to find a new treatment for schizophrenia, accidently discovered the first safe and effective method of ear surgery. Since then, millions of Jaks across the world have been able to afford ears, and revel in the benefits they provide. | ||
The first soyjak to naturally posses ears is [[Impish Soyak Ears]]. <s>He was created during a horrific genetic experiment carried out by the Swede, which involved taking an ordinary [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesome Jak]] and ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████</s> MEDS, SPROKE, BBC, AND EARS. NOW. IN THAT ORDER. | The first soyjak to naturally posses ears is [[Impish Soyak Ears]]. <s>He was created during a horrific genetic experiment carried out by the Swede, which involved taking an ordinary [[Wholesome Soyjak|Wholesome Jak]] and ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████</s> MEDS, SPROKE, BBC, AND EARS. NOW. IN THAT ORDER. | ||
Revision as of 18:33, 2 March 2023
An ear is an artificial organ designed to improve a Soyjak's hearing. Soyjaks can choose to install one ear on one side of the head, or two ears, one on either side. It is physically possible, but outlawed in most countries, to have more than two ears. They are becoming more and more common among Soyjaks for both their aesthetic function and the hearing ability that they grant. Animals can have ears but many animals, such as bugs, choose not to.
Ears were invented by a Swedish Artist on May 31, 2019.[1] Early methods of ear attachment were complicated, expensive, and risky, until Dr. Sprokeberg, in an attempt to find a new treatment for schizophrenia, accidently discovered the first safe and effective method of ear surgery. Since then, millions of Jaks across the world have been able to afford ears, and revel in the benefits they provide.
The first soyjak to naturally posses ears is Impish Soyak Ears. He was created during a horrific genetic experiment carried out by the Swede, which involved taking an ordinary Wholesome Jak and ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ MEDS, SPROKE, BBC, AND EARS. NOW. IN THAT ORDER.
⚠DON'T CONSUME THE EARS⚠
You VILL attach ze ears
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Ear template.
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"I'm all ears"
