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'''Five Nights at Cobson's''' ''is an absolutely spine chilling genre defining bone tingling aryan slow burn terrifying jumpscare 'jak driven atmosphere oozing a24 released trope subverting dark and eerie gut wrenching aesthetically heavy craft gradual escalation soul shaking dread inducing post horror suspenseful build up a “say more with less” approach blood curdling kino keyed nerve wracking nail biting jaw clenching free of cheap gore kuz, soot, doll and froot approved snopes verified reuters verified ‘zelling free coal killing TND beginning cobson loving troon -ACKing fauci approved pro science truth uncovering jannie decimating glowie zapping vtuber chudding schizophrenic 4cuck killing shitter crashing discoal erasing ‘coinslot closing NAS free anti meds soylent free wholesome pupperino west rising heavenly holy sharty saving IAS gemerald horror game revolving around keeping numerous 'jaks contained at the mental asylum.'' It is currently being developed by Froot alongside several 'teens<ref>https://soyjaks.party/fnac/thread/1.html</ref>.
'''Five Nights at Cobson's''' is a clone of [[wikipedia:Five_Nights_at_Freddy's|Five Nights at Freddy's]] that replaces the animatronics with soyjaks. [[Feraljak]], [[Squirreljak]], [[Impjak]], [[Markiplier Soyjak]], [[Fingerboy]], and [[troonjak]] are in the game (in the demo). [[Doll]] is the phone guy. It is currently being developed by Froot alongside several 'teens<ref>[https://soyjaks.party/fnac/thread/1.html https://soyjak.party/fnac/thread/1.html] https://archive.soyjak.in/fnac/thread/1</ref>.


early reviews indicate it's difficult but may be the gem that saved the sharty
early reviews indicate it's difficult but may be the gem that saved the sharty

Revision as of 10:53, 5 November 2023

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FNAC
Release date October 31st, 2023
soyjak.party board /fnac/
Booru posts 1 As of October 7th, 2023
Parody of Five Nights At Freddy's
Website itch.io
'em in the making

Five Nights at Cobson's is a clone of Five Nights at Freddy's that replaces the animatronics with soyjaks. Feraljak, Squirreljak, Impjak, Markiplier Soyjak, Fingerboy, and troonjak are in the game (in the demo). Doll is the phone guy. It is currently being developed by Froot alongside several 'teens[1].

early reviews indicate it's difficult but may be the gem that saved the sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's does NOT contain spyware/malware.[it just is, ok?] You WILL take your Meds, nigger.

Gameplay and Tips

Day 1 Strategies:

There are several jaks roaming the facility at night among them: Chud: When you see him on the hallway he will open your door despite it being closed. When he enters turn the light off and simply wait until he leaves, or type 1488 on your numpad.

Feraljak: Feraljak is sound asleep most of the time. He will however wake up during your shift if you make too much noise by closing doors and using your flashlight. Simply check on him every now and then when he makes seething noises click on the tablet (which can be only used once) to send him to sleep again.

Squirreljak: This nigga always needs his nuts. Be sure to feed him otherwise he will free Feraljak.

Impjak: Uses the air shafts to go to you, always check up on the left shaft and the cams. He also sometimes shows up in the front door and enters the office. Simply close the door or flash your light on him to stop him from attacking you.

plier: He will come into the facility at some point of the night. To stop him also close the door or turn the light off. He will furthermore try to cut off your power supply; check the generator room cam and if plier is there close the door in the generator roomYou can also simply cut the lights until the end of dolls message to save power

Day 2 Strategies:

Fingerboy: When you hear his autistic screeches use your flashlight on the hallway/vent, then quickly close the door/vent if hes there.

Tranny: When he appears in your room simply spam your flashlight on and off.

Easter Eggs

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards created by the CIA. Proceed with caution.

Cobson will jumpscare you if you type "hwnbag" on your keyboard

  • Thoughjak has a chance of appearing in the generator room instead of plier

References