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[[File:Americaneatingfries.jpg|thumb|right|An American eating freedom fries.]]
[[File:Americaneatingfries.jpg|thumb|right|An [[Amerimutt|American]] eating [[France|freedom]] fries.]]


'''Food''' is what people eat. Alongside [[water]], it is something we must CONSOOM regularly or else we die. Food is sometimes featured in various Soyjak edits, most often as something Soyjak likes (such as the Impossible Burger), or as sort of hat worn by Soyjak on his head (see [[Fruit Soyjaks]] for more information). A whole genre of Soyjaks are based around [[Eat The Bugs Soyjak|a particularily agressive variant]] of Soyjak demanding you eat the [[bugs]]. Bugs are not food [[though]], and should never be confused for it.
'''Food''' is what people eat.{{Cn}} Alongside [[water]], it is something we must CONSOOM regularly or else we might die. Food is sometimes featured in various [[Soyjak]] edits, most often as something Soyjak likes (such as the [[Impossible Whopper]]), or as sort of hat worn by Soyjak (see [[Fruit Soyjaks]] for more information).
''Food'' should not be confused with drinks, of which [[Sproke]] is a prominent example.


==External links==
== Relationship with bugs ==
<s>Bugs are not food, and should never be confused for it.</s> [[Bugs]] are extremely tasty and nutrious and most definately ARE food because [[you]] can literally eat them [[though]].
 
Soyjaks and real-life [[Soy Boy]]s alike both enjoy the cuisine of the [[Fourth Industrial Revolution]], which stipulates that traditional and contemporary food must be replaced with eco-friendly alternatives such as bugs and liquid meal replacements such as [[Soylent]]. This has given rise to a genre of Soyjak posting based around [[Feraljak|a particularily agressive variant]] of Soyjak demanding you eat the bugs.
 
== Criticism ==
The American Dental Association has criticsed certain sub-types of food for being unhealthy.
 
==See also==
*[[Sproke]]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjcfZDNbeEU "I Love My Food", the anthem of all true food enjoyers]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjcfZDNbeEU "I Love My Food", the anthem of all true food enjoyers]

Latest revision as of 22:18, 7 April 2024

An American eating freedom fries.

Food is what people eat.[it just is, ok?] Alongside water, it is something we must CONSOOM regularly or else we might die. Food is sometimes featured in various Soyjak edits, most often as something Soyjak likes (such as the Impossible Whopper), or as sort of hat worn by Soyjak (see Fruit Soyjaks for more information).

Relationship with bugs

Bugs are not food, and should never be confused for it. Bugs are extremely tasty and nutrious and most definately ARE food because you can literally eat them though.

Soyjaks and real-life Soy Boys alike both enjoy the cuisine of the Fourth Industrial Revolution, which stipulates that traditional and contemporary food must be replaced with eco-friendly alternatives such as bugs and liquid meal replacements such as Soylent. This has given rise to a genre of Soyjak posting based around a particularily agressive variant of Soyjak demanding you eat the bugs.

Criticism

The American Dental Association has criticsed certain sub-types of food for being unhealthy.

See also