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'''Goyslop''' is a broad and derogatory term used to describe low-quality and mass-produced goods that are typically | '''Goyslop''' is a broad and derogatory term used to describe low-quality and mass-produced goods that are typically intended for consoomption by god goyim, a demographic many [[Soyjak|soyjaks]] proudly belong to. It is a common misconception that goyslop can only refer to foodstuffs; In reality, goyslop is a far-reaching term that can also be applied to various forms of entertainment including video games, film, collectibles, or anime. | ||
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Goyslop is often subjected to rigorous [[Fact|fact-checking]] and [[Peer-reviewed study|peer-reviewed studies]] before being deemed fit for goyim consumption. Almost all goyslop is safe and effective, and an average goy should aim to consoom 3 to 5 helpings of goyslop a day, be it in their diet or recreational time. | |||
[[File:Goyslop production.gif|Goyslop is often made from sustainable protein sources such as soy, cricket flour, or recycled biomass.|thumb]] | |||
==Examples of Goyslop== | ==Examples of Goyslop== | ||
[[File:Trump-goyslop.jpg|thumb|right|A typical American's diet is composed largely of goyslop.]] | |||
*[[Soylent]] | *[[Soylent]] | ||
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*[[Bugs]] | *[[Bugs]] | ||
*[[GoySlop™]] | *[[GoySlop™]] | ||
*[[Vaccine|Vaccines]] | |||
*[[Fingerboys]] | *[[Fingerboys]] | ||
*[[Breakfast For Dinner]] | *[[Breakfast For Dinner]] | ||
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*[[wikipedia:Funko#Product_lines|Funko Pops]] | *[[wikipedia:Funko#Product_lines|Funko Pops]] | ||
*[[wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]] | *[[wikipedia:McDonald's|McDonald's]] | ||
*[[wikipedia:Marvel_Cinematic_Universe|Marvel films]] | |||
Revision as of 10:59, 27 October 2022
Goyslop is a broad and derogatory term used to describe low-quality and mass-produced goods that are typically intended for consoomption by god goyim, a demographic many soyjaks proudly belong to. It is a common misconception that goyslop can only refer to foodstuffs; In reality, goyslop is a far-reaching term that can also be applied to various forms of entertainment including video games, film, collectibles, or anime.
Goyslop is often subjected to rigorous fact-checking and peer-reviewed studies before being deemed fit for goyim consumption. Almost all goyslop is safe and effective, and an average goy should aim to consoom 3 to 5 helpings of goyslop a day, be it in their diet or recreational time.
Examples of Goyslop
