Goyslop

Goyslop is a broad and derogatory term used to describe low-quality and mass-produced goods that are typically intended for consoomption by good goyim, a demographic many soyjaks proudly belong to. It is a common misconception that goyslop can only refer to foodstuffs; In reality, goyslop is a far-reaching term that can also be applied to various forms of entertainment including video games, film, collectibles, or anime.

Goyslop is often subjected to rigorous fact-checking and peer-reviewed studies before being deemed fit for goyim consumption. Almost all goyslop is safe and effective, and an average goy should aim to consoom 3 to 5 helpings of goyslop a day, be it in their diet or recreational time.

Goyslop is often made from sustainable protein sources such as soy, cricket flour, or recycled biomass.

Examples of Goyslop

A typical American's diet is composed largely of goyslop.

• Soylent
• Sproke
• Bugs
• GoySlop™
• Vaccines
• Fingerboys
• Breakfast For Dinner
• Nintendo
• Funko Pops
• McDonald's
• Marvel films