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Science shows that Apple users are faggots and Linux users are violent pedophiles. In other news, grass is green and the sky is blue.

Shitskins use Apple products as a means to mask their poverty.

iToddler is a common insult levied towards users of Apple products on the ‘cuck and the ‘ty. /g/ users especially love using it, usually in response to fags like Jay Louis Irwin, or posts with iPhone filenames (e.g. "IMG_1488", or "B383-3722-3828-HE38-W2828").

Origins

Apple products are generally known to be overpriced^[1]^[2], fragile^[3]^[4]^[5]^[6]^[7], unrepairable^[8]^[9]^[10]^[11]^[12]^[13], lacking in security^[14]^[15]^[16]^[17]^[18]^[19]^[20]^[21]^[22]^[23]^[24]^[25]^[26]^[27]^[28]^[29]^[30]^[31]^[32]^[33]^[34] and features in comparison to their competition, for example, the complete inability to decode and play back WEBM files, sideloading being completely cockblocked on iOS, or the lack of a calculator or weather app on tablets.

Hence, these aforementioned products are thought of more so as status symbols for niggers and street shitters who need to hide their poverty than actual useful tech products (like muh IBM ThinkPads). Moreover, as with other expensive meme products, using Apple products is a guaranteed way to feel buyers' remorse, consequently getting consoomerism brainrot, which will cause you to adopt a habit of having a toddler meltdown over the sight, or thought, of anyone preferring an actually usable product. Hence, Apple users are often derided, rightfully so, especially since they are usually rather homosexual as well^{[they just are, okay?]}.

On the ‘cuck

nu-/g/ is filled with iToddlers, all of which are known to be faggot pedophiles^{[they just are, okay?]}. One of them is known to spend every day of the month creating shill threads and samefagging in /spg/ (smartphone general); the rest are usually busy shilling Macbooks and other kinds of retarded Apple-certified e-waste, either by spamming the catalog with ass-kissing shill threads or shitting up general threads with shill posts.

/spg/'s resident iToddler, caught red-handed while trying to samefag.

Citations

[1] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOBTyJbu1A

[2] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKm5-jUTRMM

[3] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8

[4] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuWUUTNg9r4

[5] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44DEgUXREUQ

[6] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qbrLiGY4Cg

[7] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH5F73qPtQQ

[8] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cNg_ifibCQ

[9] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV4_mLw2BGM

[10] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiCBYAP_Sgg

[11] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUifN6abtSI

[12] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFQC8iA65k

[13] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYG4VMqatEY

[14] ttps://www.kaspersky.com/blog/iphone-illusion-of-security/49145/

[15] ttps://google.github.io/security-research/pocs/linux/bleedingtooth/writeup.html

[16] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhPipa6sBc

[17] ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSCq5rGxDI

[18] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2023/10/an-analysis-of-an-in-the-wild-ios-safari-sandbox-escape.html

[19] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2022/04/cve-2021-1782-ios-in-wild-vulnerability.html

[20] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2021/12/a-deep-dive-into-nso-zero-click.html

[21] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/12/an-ios-zero-click-radio-proximity.html

[22] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-1.html

[23] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-2.html

[24] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-3.html

[25] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/implant-teardown.html

[26] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-1.html

[27] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-2.html

[28] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-3.html

[29] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-4.html

[30] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-5.html

[31] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/a-very-deep-dive-into-ios-exploit.html

[32] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/10/more-mac-os-x-and-iphone-sandbox.html

[33] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/07/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-i_24.html

[34] ttps://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/11/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-ii.html

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@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{DISPLAYTITLE:iToddler}}
+{{DEFAULTSORT:iToddler}}
+{{Offended|iToddler|[https://github.com/iTODDLERS-BTFO/iToddlers-BTFO click here]}}
 [[File:ITODDLERS_BTFO.gif|thumb|iTODDLERS BTFO]]
 [[File:Good morning iSirs.png|thumb|iPhones are made in [[India]], and Apple hires more H-1B workers than the rest of Silicon Valley combined. Explains why they have non-existent quality control.]]
 [[File:1684692007081.png|thumb|Gem. (macOS is coal althoughbeit)]]
 [[File:1402953057187.jpg|thumb|[[Science]] shows that Apple users are [[faggots]] and [[Trannies|Linux users]] are [[Rapeson|violent pedophiles]]. In other news, grass is green and the sky is blue.]]
+[[File:IPoverty.jpg|thumb|Shitskins use Apple products as a means to mask their poverty.]]
-iToddler is a common insult levied towards users of Apple products on the ‘cuck and the ‘ty. /g/ users especially love using it, usually in response to fags like [[Swaglord|Jay Louis Irwin]], or posts with iPhone filenames (e.g. "IMG_1488", or "B383-3722-3828-HE38-W2828").
+iToddler is a common insult levied towards users of [[Brimstone|Apple products]] on the ‘cuck and the ‘ty. /g/ users especially love using it, usually in response to fags like [[Swaglord|Jay Louis Irwin]], or posts with iPhone filenames (e.g. "IMG_1488", or "B383-3722-3828-HE38-W2828").
 == Origins ==
-Mac products are controversial for being overpriced, fragile, unrepairable, lacking features in comparison to their competition (like not being able to play WEBM files or sideload on mobile), and are thought of more so as status symbols for [[Nigger|niggers]] and [[India|street shitters]] than actual useful tech products (like muh IBM ThinkPads). Hence, users of these products are often derided, rightfully so, especially since they are usually rather homosexual as well (they just are, okay).
+[[Brimstone|Apple products]] are generally known to be overpriced<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOBTyJbu1A</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKm5-jUTRMM</ref>, fragile<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuWUUTNg9r4</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44DEgUXREUQ</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qbrLiGY4Cg</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH5F73qPtQQ</ref>, unrepairable<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cNg_ifibCQ</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV4_mLw2BGM</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiCBYAP_Sgg</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUifN6abtSI</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFQC8iA65k</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYG4VMqatEY</ref>, lacking in security<ref>https://www.kaspersky.com/blog/iphone-illusion-of-security/49145/</ref><ref>https://google.github.io/security-research/pocs/linux/bleedingtooth/writeup.html</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhPipa6sBc</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSCq5rGxDI</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2023/10/an-analysis-of-an-in-the-wild-ios-safari-sandbox-escape.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2022/04/cve-2021-1782-ios-in-wild-vulnerability.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2021/12/a-deep-dive-into-nso-zero-click.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/12/an-ios-zero-click-radio-proximity.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-1.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-2.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-3.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/implant-teardown.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-1.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-2.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-3.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-4.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-5.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/a-very-deep-dive-into-ios-exploit.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/10/more-mac-os-x-and-iphone-sandbox.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/07/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-i_24.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/11/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-ii.html</ref> and features in comparison to their competition, for example, the complete inability to decode and play back WEBM files, sideloading being completely cockblocked on iOS, or the lack of a calculator or weather app on tablets.
+Hence, these aforementioned products are thought of more so as status symbols for [[Nigger|niggers]] and [[India|street shitters]] who need to hide their poverty than actual useful tech products (like muh IBM ThinkPads). Moreover, as with other expensive meme products, using [[Coal|Apple products]] is a guaranteed way to feel buyers' remorse, consequently getting consoomerism brainrot, which will cause you to adopt a habit of having a toddler meltdown over the sight, or thought, of anyone preferring an actually usable product. Hence, [[Trannies|Apple users]] are often derided, rightfully so, especially since they are usually rather homosexual as well{{CitationNeeded|they just are, okay?}}.
+== On the ‘cuck ==
+nu-[[G/|/g/]] is filled with [[Trannies|iToddlers]], all of which are known to be [[Trannies|faggot pedophiles]]{{CitationNeeded|they just are, okay?}}. One of them is known to spend every day of the month creating shill threads and samefagging in /spg/ (smartphone general); the rest are usually busy shilling Macbooks and other kinds of retarded Apple-certified e-waste, either by spamming the catalog with ass-kissing shill threads or shitting up general threads with shill posts.
-== The truth about itoddlers ==
+<gallery>
+File:ONE POSTER.png|/spg/'s resident iToddler, caught red-handed while trying to samefag.
+</gallery>
-{{Marge}}
+{{reflist}}
-{{MedsNow}}
-<poem>
-I'd like to thank the guy
-Who wrote the song
-That made my baby
-Fall in love with me
-Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
-Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
-Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
-Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
-Who was that man
-I'd like to shake his hand
-He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)
-When my baby heard
-"Bomp bah bah bomp bah bomp bah bomp bah bomp bomp"
-Every word went right into her heart
-And when she heard them singin'
-"Rama lama lama lama, rama ding dong"
-She said we'd never have to part
-So
-Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
-Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
-Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
-Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
-Who was that man
-I'd like to shake his hand
-He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)
-Each time that we're alone
-Boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity boogity shoo
-Sets my baby's heart all aglow
-And every time we dance to
-Dip da dip da dip dip da dip da dip
-She always says she loves me so
-So
-Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
-Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong
-Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop
-Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip
-Who was that man
-I'd like to shake his hand
-He made my baby fall in love with me (yeah)
-</poem>
-{{DEFAULTSORT:iToddler}}

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