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== Origins ==
== Origins ==
[[Brimstone|Apple products]] are generally known to be overpriced<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOBTyJbu1A</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKm5-jUTRMM</ref>, fragile<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuWUUTNg9r4</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44DEgUXREUQ</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qbrLiGY4Cg</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH5F73qPtQQ</ref>, unrepairable<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cNg_ifibCQ</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV4_mLw2BGM</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiCBYAP_Sgg</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUifN6abtSI</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFQC8iA65k</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYG4VMqatEY</ref>, lacking in security<ref>https://www.kaspersky.com/blog/iphone-illusion-of-security/49145/</ref><ref>https://google.github.io/security-research/pocs/linux/bleedingtooth/writeup.html</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhPipa6sBc</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSCq5rGxDI</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2023/10/an-analysis-of-an-in-the-wild-ios-safari-sandbox-escape.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2022/04/cve-2021-1782-ios-in-wild-vulnerability.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2021/12/a-deep-dive-into-nso-zero-click.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/12/an-ios-zero-click-radio-proximity.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-1.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-2.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-3.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/implant-teardown.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-1.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-2.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-3.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-4.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-5.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/a-very-deep-dive-into-ios-exploit.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/10/more-mac-os-x-and-iphone-sandbox.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/07/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-i_24.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/11/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-ii.html</ref> and features in comparison to their competition (like not being able to play WEBM files, sideloading being cockblocked on iOS, no calculator or weather app on tablets), and are thought of more so as status symbols for [[Nigger|niggers]] and [[India|street shitters]] who need to hide their poverty than actual useful tech products (like muh IBM ThinkPads). Hence, users of these products are often derided, rightfully so, especially since they are usually rather homosexual as well (they just are, okay).
[[Brimstone|Apple products]] are generally known to be overpriced<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOBTyJbu1A</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKm5-jUTRMM</ref>, fragile<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuWUUTNg9r4</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44DEgUXREUQ</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qbrLiGY4Cg</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH5F73qPtQQ</ref>, unrepairable<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cNg_ifibCQ</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV4_mLw2BGM</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiCBYAP_Sgg</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUifN6abtSI</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFQC8iA65k</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYG4VMqatEY</ref>, lacking in security<ref>https://www.kaspersky.com/blog/iphone-illusion-of-security/49145/</ref><ref>https://google.github.io/security-research/pocs/linux/bleedingtooth/writeup.html</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhPipa6sBc</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSCq5rGxDI</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2023/10/an-analysis-of-an-in-the-wild-ios-safari-sandbox-escape.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2022/04/cve-2021-1782-ios-in-wild-vulnerability.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2021/12/a-deep-dive-into-nso-zero-click.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/12/an-ios-zero-click-radio-proximity.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-1.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-2.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-3.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/implant-teardown.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-1.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-2.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-3.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-4.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-5.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/a-very-deep-dive-into-ios-exploit.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/10/more-mac-os-x-and-iphone-sandbox.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/07/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-i_24.html</ref><ref>https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/11/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-ii.html</ref> and features in comparison to their competition (like not being able to play WEBM files, sideloading being cockblocked on iOS, no calculator or weather app on tablets), and are thought of more so as status symbols for [[Nigger|niggers]] and [[India|street shitters]] who need to hide their poverty than actual useful tech products (like muh IBM ThinkPads). Hence, users of these products are often derided, rightfully so, especially since they are usually rather homosexual as well (they just are, okay). Using iDevices will gurantee you brainrot that forces you to assert dominance over anyone who prefers an actually usable product and deny all criticisms with Apple.


== On the ‘cuck ==
== On the ‘cuck ==

Revision as of 07:37, 15 February 2024


>w-why did you *sniff* hit me?
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iTODDLERS BTFO
iPhones are made in India, and Apple hires more H-1B workers than the rest of Silicon Valley combined. Explains why they have non-existent quality control.
Gem. (macOS is coal althoughbeit)
Science shows that Apple users are faggots and Linux users are violent pedophiles. In other news, grass is green and the sky is blue.
Shitskins use Apple products as a means to mask their poverty.

iToddler is a common insult levied towards users of Apple products on the ‘cuck and the ‘ty. /g/ users especially love using it, usually in response to fags like Jay Louis Irwin, or posts with iPhone filenames (e.g. "IMG_1488", or "B383-3722-3828-HE38-W2828").

Origins

Apple products are generally known to be overpriced[1][2], fragile[3][4][5][6][7], unrepairable[8][9][10][11][12][13], lacking in security[14][15][16][17][18][19][20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27][28][29][30][31][32][33][34] and features in comparison to their competition (like not being able to play WEBM files, sideloading being cockblocked on iOS, no calculator or weather app on tablets), and are thought of more so as status symbols for niggers and street shitters who need to hide their poverty than actual useful tech products (like muh IBM ThinkPads). Hence, users of these products are often derided, rightfully so, especially since they are usually rather homosexual as well (they just are, okay). Using iDevices will gurantee you brainrot that forces you to assert dominance over anyone who prefers an actually usable product and deny all criticisms with Apple.

On the ‘cuck

nu-/g/ is filled with iToddlers, all of which are known to be faggot pedophiles (they just are, okay). One of them is known to spend every day of the month creating shill threads and samefagging in /spg/ (smartphone general).

  • /spg/'s resident iToddler, caught red-handed while trying to samefag.

    /spg/'s resident iToddler, caught red-handed while trying to samefag.


Citations

  1. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMOBTyJbu1A
  2. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKm5-jUTRMM
  3. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaJ8pDlxi8
  4. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuWUUTNg9r4
  5. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44DEgUXREUQ
  6. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qbrLiGY4Cg
  7. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AH5F73qPtQQ
  8. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cNg_ifibCQ
  9. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qV4_mLw2BGM
  10. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiCBYAP_Sgg
  11. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUifN6abtSI
  12. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIFQC8iA65k
  13. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYG4VMqatEY
  14. ↑ https://www.kaspersky.com/blog/iphone-illusion-of-security/49145/
  15. ↑ https://google.github.io/security-research/pocs/linux/bleedingtooth/writeup.html
  16. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whhPipa6sBc
  17. ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCSCq5rGxDI
  18. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2023/10/an-analysis-of-an-in-the-wild-ios-safari-sandbox-escape.html
  19. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2022/04/cve-2021-1782-ios-in-wild-vulnerability.html
  20. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2021/12/a-deep-dive-into-nso-zero-click.html
  21. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/12/an-ios-zero-click-radio-proximity.html
  22. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-1.html
  23. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-2.html
  24. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2020/01/remote-iphone-exploitation-part-3.html
  25. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/implant-teardown.html
  26. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-1.html
  27. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-2.html
  28. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-3.html
  29. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-4.html
  30. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/in-wild-ios-exploit-chain-5.html
  31. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2019/08/a-very-deep-dive-into-ios-exploit.html
  32. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/10/more-mac-os-x-and-iphone-sandbox.html
  33. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/07/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-i_24.html
  34. ↑ https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2014/11/pwn4fun-spring-2014-safari-part-ii.html
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