iToddler

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iTODDLERS BTFO

iPhones are made in India, and Apple hires more H-1B workers than the rest of Silicon Valley combined. Explains why they have non-existent quality control.

Gem. (macOS is coal althoughbeit)

Science shows that Apple users are faggots and Linux users are violent pedophiles. In other news, grass is green and the sky is blue.

Shitskins use Apple products as a means to mask their poverty.

iToddler is a common insult levied towards users of Apple products on the ‘cuck and the ‘ty. /g/ users especially love using it, usually in response to fags like Jay Louis Irwin, or posts with iPhone filenames (e.g. "IMG_1488", or "B383-3722-3828-HE38-W2828").

Origins

Mac products are generally known to be overpriced, fragile, unrepairable, lacking in security and features in comparison to their competition (like not being able to play WEBM files, sideloading being cockblocked on iOS, no calculator or weather app on tablets), and are thought of more so as status symbols for niggers and street shitters who need to hide their poverty than actual useful tech products (like muh IBM ThinkPads). Hence, users of these products are often derided, rightfully so, especially since they are usually rather homosexual as well (they just are, okay).

On the ‘cuck

nu-/g/ is filled with iToddlers, all of which are known to be faggot pedophiles (they just are, okay). One of them is known to spend every day of the month creating shill threads and samefagging in /spg/ (smartphone general).

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  /spg/'s resident iToddler, caught red-handed while trying to samefag.