Italo-Argentine War

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Italo-Argentine War
Part of Imageboard Autism

>total shitgent-ACK!

>total shitali-ACK!

Date31 July 2022 - present
(1 year, 9 months, 1 week and 6 days)
Location
Result Ongoing
Belligerents
1 Italian

1 Argentinian
Boliguayo
Supported By:

The Moroccan[1][2]
Strength
Autism Autism
Casualties and losses
  • Irreparable damage to the booru's comment section
  • Brain damage to everyone involved
  • Creation of the Brunetto subvariant

The Italo-Argentine War is an ongoing flame war between 2 posters on whether their people are white or not, even though they're both not white.

As of May 12th 2024, this is still ongoing, and like 40% of new booru posts are dedicated to it.

History

Sometime in 2022, a local Argentinian schizo (unable to buy his meds due to inflation) started to call for "TOTAL SHITALIAN DEATH" on /int/. Since /int/ is a natural watering hole for the mentally ill, his calls for genocide went unnoticed at first. However, his passionate insistence started to gain a cult following. A large and dedicated anti-shitalian campaign grew on /int/ and spread to other vulnerable boards such as /tv/ and /a/.

Battle of the 'ru

In January 2023, the calls for the death of all shitalians reached the 'ru. Anti-shitalian images were posted and the Argentine howled for the death of all shitalians in the comments. In response,  anti-shitgentinian images began appearing. The comment section was flooded with images of the shitalian/shitgentinian chudjak with a small dick. The fighting escalated significantly in February and shows no sign of stopping. It is unknown whether the participants are actually Argentinian and Italian or just a bunch of board samefagging teens. Multiple peer-reviewed studies are being conducted to confirm this theory.  

Brunetto

Brunetto
Soyjak subvariant
Originbooru.soy, August 17 2022
Booru Posts 45 As of February 23 2023
Based OnBernd

Brunetto is a deformed subvariant of the hanging Bernd variant with eyes bulging out and olive shaded skin. Originally posted as part of an edit of the painting Destruction, a standalone version was eventually posted where it spread.[3][4] The subvariant was named Brunetto, a common Italian name[it just is, ok?] on February 18 2023 by dust when a blank template was posted.[5]

Other Wars

The war has spawned a few ripoffs spinoffs in the booru, including:


Citations