Lee Goldson

why do we keep winning?

Kiwifarms

On August 3rd 2015, Lee created an account on Kiwifarms under the name x86x2. He then began posting in his own thread, answering questions the other users had about him. After a 5 year hiatus, Lee returned to Kiwifarms and replied to his own thread saying "I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore, I really did fuck that dog". But three months later, it was revealed that a soyjak.party user did hack into his account, and his credentials were revealed.

Lee baiters

Leebait is any image designed to or likely to enrage Lee. This can range from highly customized artwork featuring characters such as Don Turtelli to simple screencaps of MLP. Most Leebait images are just cropped out pictures taken from derpibooru without context. Lee reverse image searches any weird images and replies to the baiter with the link of the derpibooru image he finds along with one of his usual images and a threat. Sometimes Leebait is hidden in gifs, and if Lee sees a gif he is likely to analyze its frames to check if it contains Leebait. Leebaiters are those who post Leebait in order to elicit a response from Lee himself. Here are a few of them:

• Justpassingthrough (ban-evading Argentinian (Barneyfag)): A Kiwifarms user who has been around since Lee began his tirade. Lee believes him to be a consumer of Foalcon and Lolicon, which he apparently has screenshot evidence of.
• tay k 47/tk47: A /qa/non and confirmed CS:GO cheater whose steam profile was leaked (by himself). His full name (tay k 47) is now spam filtered from 4chan, so Lee now just abbreviates it to tk47.
• CC: A poster known to post the "kara boga" copypasta and other mud dick spam related content. His name is also from his steam profile. Lee believes that he lives in Oregon, but this could just be where his proxy is located.
• Karaboga Proxyhopper: CC's original name
• Ausfreak: An Australian Leebaiter. Will sometimes put the link of a missed thread in his name field, he'll sometimes put the number of a missed thread over Tom Kenny's hand. He says he lives in Gold Coast.
• British Phoneposter/British scum: A British Leebaiter. He is distinct because of his iPhone filenames.
• Filthy Franc: A French Leebaiter. Known for putting the link of missed threads in the name field similar to Ausfreak, Lee seems to be able to distinguish them by their flag in the missed thread, along with other factors.
• Vendettafag: A poster that emailed Lee threads that he missed. His posts usually have an anime styled lee bait image.
• Fagmark: A Danish Leebaiter from /bant/. When he's not busy spamming Coal threads on /bant/, he's usually busy trolling Lee by posting Gifs that seem like its just an image before showing Fagmark's avatar, which is a Pickle Rick image with the color and hair of Twilight Sparkle. Any time these gifs are posted Lee will post an entire description of how you can see the pony image.
• Tom Sawyer Leebaiter: A schizo who posts pictures of Tom Sawyer, sometimes accompanied by Leebait. Lee doesn't have a name for him.
• Proxybaiter: A recent poster mostly active on /pol/, /int/ and /tv/ who uses screenshots taken from simpsons and spongebob episodes to get Lee's attention. Mostly posts images of Homer or Squidward. His most commonly used VPNs are Hungarian, Dutch and Belgian. Lee doesn't seem to recognize where he's really from so no special name for him.
• Kazakh Proxybaiter: A poster on only /int/ that uses proxies in Kazakhstan and Mongolia. He posts mainly Pepe smoking gifs and asks questions about other countries with random screenshots from random Derpibooru images that usually include country flags.
• ESL retard: A typo-ridden poster that mainly uses western animation themed leebait, sometimes asking "Why are cartoons like this?"
• Russian Leebaiter:
• Swedish Leebaiter:
• Thai-Die: Lee will often respond to them with YOU WILL THAI-DIE

There are NO other Lee baiters not listed. Feel free to NOT make an edit if you would like to include any others.

Controversy over identity

Many posters on 4chan hold the opinion that Lee himself no longer posts anymore. Here are some theories about the true source of these posts:

• The baiters and "Lee" are the same person
• "Lee" is actually a group of trolls operating together
• Some people think that the posts are made by bots, this is unlikely as Lee will sometimes give unique and specific responses.

A piece of Advice

Do know that posting Leebait will NOT result in a 3 or 30 day site-wide ban from 4chan, (usually for trolling or GR15) so DO NOT use either a VPN or mobile data if you do not care about your mobile range NOT getting banned.

DO pretend to be or imitate lee on 4chan, your IP will NOT be permanently banned.

It's best to bait Lee on /r9k/, because that forces him to come up with original material and jannies don't check that board very often.

Leebaiting Acronyms, Phrases and Responses

See also: List of copypastas#Lee Lingo

A lot of these phrases are known to be associated with the Leebaiter British Scum, at least according to Lee:

• Oh woah/over 9000 - if used by itself, usually gets responded with "You won't be as great as you think you are" or "You won't be great"
• <bad adjective> taste in <media> <acronym> - Usually MLP related, even if tangential Lee spots the references fast.
• Don't call me a <thing> <acronym> - Will make lee respond with "YOU <THING>, YOU WILL BE <VIOLENT ACT>"
• calm - Lee typically responds with "NO, FUCK YOU AND DIE"
• Sheriff Chitwood - A Floridian Sheriff notable for his dislike of bronies, posting Leebait images with him will make Lee respond with ">lol isn't Chitwood so dumb for trying to arrest bronies? That's why I made this ebin defamatory photoshop of him, so we can show everyone who really runs this place!" along with usual rage.
• Tom Kenny's hand - From the voice actor's meetup with Lee, posting this image will make Lee respond with variants of ">god i'm so epic for posting this!"
• We can <anti-brony act> <acronym>
• Reply in <language> if you want me <word for dead> - Sometimes lee actually will
• Please understandu
• Toejam/soles/arches/heels/cheese - phrases referring to the tracer feet images
• tm - thread misser
• ac - archived cheese
• mt - missed threads
• mc - missed cheese
• tc - thread cheese
• smt - stop missing threads
• iydmtsmtwbap - if you didn't miss threads so much there wouldn't be a problem
• iobyfyrtm - I only bait you for your reaction thread misser
• idelmlptm - I don't even like My Little Pony thread misser - Usually makes lee respond with "I'M NOT GOING TO BELIEVE YOUR BULLSHIT(...)" THOUGH other things cause this too.
• iaaacgtm - I am actually a cute girl thread misser, usually gets the response "YOU KIWITRANNIES WILL NEVER BE WOMEN"

Archived Lee threads

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/Missed%20cheese