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Linux '''Or as I have recently taken to calling it, | GNU+Linux '''Or as I have recently taken to calling it, GANOO/Systemd/Udev/DBus/Wayland/TransRights/Linux''' is the result of decades of combined effort between controversial software developer Richard ("fat atheist jew") Stallman and accomplished hardware engineer LinusTechTips. It really only exists to further the purposes of soyposting because [[you]] can't actually use it for school or work{{CitationNeeded}} since that usually requires you to use Microsoft Office to write shitty text files, or Adobe Photoshop to draw circles (which is impossible to do in GIMP), but you can quote 'boys like there's no tomorrow. It is primarily used by either chuds or trannies, there is no in-between. | ||
Here are some ways to optimize and invigorate your soyquoting. Even if you have Windows or whatever, just install Bash (Borne-again Soy H). Make sure you have sed and the other tools made by the fat guy who eats shit from his foot. | Linux is a kernel and not an operating system, it is horrible (less horrible than GNU+Windows) and should be avoided if possible. The vanilla linux kernel is almost 40% proprietary binary blobs, Alternatives can be GANOO-slash-Linux-libre, [[poop2|Hurd]], [[Chud|Plan9]] or any BSD like [[Science Lover Soyjak|FreeBSD]] or [[Trannies|OpenBSD]]! DEATH TO THE PENGUIN! | ||
== GANOO/Loonix Distros == | |||
* Ubuntu: Loonix for [[NPC]]s. | |||
* Linux Mint: actually a pretty good distro for normal people, the creator also hates [[Jews]] in case you care about that stuff | |||
* Arch: The favorite distro of [[Trannies|troons.]] | |||
* Gentoo: The favorite distro of [[Commiepedotroon|commiepedotroons.]] | |||
== Soyquoting with Bash == | |||
[[File:Richard-soylman.png|alt=Richard Soylman|thumb|The man behind the tools used here, Richard Soylman|250px]] | |||
Here are some ways to optimize and invigorate your soyquoting. Even if you have Windows or whatever, just install Bash (Borne-again Soy H). Make sure you have sed and the other tools made by the fat guy who eats shit from his foot. (Emacs will always be a gem, in fact, we are working on sharty support for emacs so that richard stallman will be able to post on /sci/ personally!) | |||
# Greentext every line | # Greentext every line | ||
echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | 's/^/>/g' # or | echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^/>/g' # or | ||
sed 's/^/>/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | sed 's/^/>/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | ||
# Redtext every line | # Redtext every line | ||
echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' # or, | echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' # or, | ||
sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | ||
# Sort text and then greentext it (goes well with Markovquoting) | # Sort text and then greentext it (goes well with Markovquoting<ref>Markovquoting is the use of a markov chain model to generate responses in a soyduel or however the burgers are flipped</ref>) | ||
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sort | 's/^/>/g' | echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sort | sed 's/^/>/g' | ||
# Capitalize everything and greentext it | # Capitalize everything and greentext it | ||
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# You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting | # You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting | ||
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | 's/^/>YOU WILL /g' | echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL /g' | ||
# The above but more schwab-like and negative | # The above but more schwab-like and negative | ||
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | 's/^/>YOU WILL NOT /g' | echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL NOT /g' | ||
# Post-schwabquoting | # Post-schwabquoting | ||
echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | 's/^/>AND YOU WILL BE /g' | echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>AND YOU WILL BE /g' | ||
# Add [[Artificial (You)s]] to every link-quote | |||
sed -E 's/(>>[0-9]+)/\1 (You)/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE" | |||
# Meme arrow test-to-speech (save this as greentext.sh and chmod +x greentext.sh) | |||
#!/bin/sh | |||
text=$(cat | sed 's/&/&/g; s/</\</g; s/>/\>/g') | |||
checksum=$(echo -n "415${text}1mp35883747uetivb9tb8108wfj" | md5sum | cut -d' ' -f1) | |||
curl -s "https://cache.oddcast.com/tts/gen.php" -d EID=4 -d LID=1 -d VID=5 -d "TXT=$text" -d IS_UTF8=1 -d EXT=mp3 -d FNAME= -d ACC=5883747 -d API= -d SESSION= -d "CS=$checksum" -d cache_flag=3 | |||
# echo "forgot your meme arrow?" | greentext.sh > greentext.mp3 | |||
Latest revision as of 18:18, 2 January 2024
GNU+Linux Or as I have recently taken to calling it, GANOO/Systemd/Udev/DBus/Wayland/TransRights/Linux is the result of decades of combined effort between controversial software developer Richard ("fat atheist jew") Stallman and accomplished hardware engineer LinusTechTips. It really only exists to further the purposes of soyposting because you can't actually use it for school or work[it just is, ok?] since that usually requires you to use Microsoft Office to write shitty text files, or Adobe Photoshop to draw circles (which is impossible to do in GIMP), but you can quote 'boys like there's no tomorrow. It is primarily used by either chuds or trannies, there is no in-between.
Linux is a kernel and not an operating system, it is horrible (less horrible than GNU+Windows) and should be avoided if possible. The vanilla linux kernel is almost 40% proprietary binary blobs, Alternatives can be GANOO-slash-Linux-libre, Hurd, Plan9 or any BSD like FreeBSD or OpenBSD! DEATH TO THE PENGUIN!
GANOO/Loonix Distros
- Ubuntu: Loonix for NPCs.
- Linux Mint: actually a pretty good distro for normal people, the creator also hates Jews in case you care about that stuff
- Arch: The favorite distro of troons.
- Gentoo: The favorite distro of commiepedotroons.
Soyquoting with Bash
Here are some ways to optimize and invigorate your soyquoting. Even if you have Windows or whatever, just install Bash (Borne-again Soy H). Make sure you have sed and the other tools made by the fat guy who eats shit from his foot. (Emacs will always be a gem, in fact, we are working on sharty support for emacs so that richard stallman will be able to post on /sci/ personally!)
# Greentext every line echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^/>/g' # or sed 's/^/>/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"
# Redtext every line echo "OFFENDING_TEXT_HERE" | sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' # or, sed 's/^\(.*\)$/==\1==/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"
# Sort text and then greentext it (goes well with Markovquoting[1]) echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sort | sed 's/^/>/g'
# Capitalize everything and greentext it THE_SOY="PUT_TEXT_HERE" echo "$THE_SOY" | sed 's/^\(.*\)/>\U&/g' # or, echo "$THE_SOY" | tr [:lower:] [:upper:] | sed 's/^/>/g'
# You-will-eat-the-bugsquoting echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL /g'
# The above but more schwab-like and negative echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>YOU WILL NOT /g'
# Post-schwabquoting echo "SOYSPEAK_HERE" | sed 's/^/>AND YOU WILL BE /g'
# Add Artificial (You)s to every link-quote sed -E 's/(>>[0-9]+)/\1 (You)/g' "OFFENDING_TEXT_FILE"
# Meme arrow test-to-speech (save this as greentext.sh and chmod +x greentext.sh)
#!/bin/sh
text=$(cat | sed 's/&/&/g; s/</\</g; s/>/\>/g')
checksum=$(echo -n "415${text}1mp35883747uetivb9tb8108wfj" | md5sum | cut -d' ' -f1)
curl -s "https://cache.oddcast.com/tts/gen.php" -d EID=4 -d LID=1 -d VID=5 -d "TXT=$text" -d IS_UTF8=1 -d EXT=mp3 -d FNAME= -d ACC=5883747 -d API= -d SESSION= -d "CS=$checksum" -d cache_flag=3
# echo "forgot your meme arrow?" | greentext.sh > greentext.mp3
- ↑ Markovquoting is the use of a markov chain model to generate responses in a soyduel or however the burgers are flipped
