Max's Sharty

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Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER.

The Nu-Sharty (officially titled the Party2@9channel) and also known as the MAX-owned sharty was a site created by (((Max))) in his attempt to wrangle every last penny out of what little remains of the soyteen race. It lasted around one day before being deleted, demonstrating that soyteens would rather die than give money to Israel.

The Nu-Sharty in Max's own words
Perhaps the most meaningless addition

The Nu-Sharty differs in many ways from Soyjak.party. Such changes include, but are not limited to:

  • An upvote system; soyteens may click on the '+' next to any post to add a 'tsmt' to that post
    • There is also a 'Fuck you' button which functions similarly, as a downvote.
  • The name field was re-added
  • A different layout and site theme
  • Custom, animated emojis
  • Every uploaded file would be stored in https://i.kncdn.org even though Koylma was dissolved
  • A 'PUSH' 'I dont like this' 'I hate this' button that lets you reply to a post or something. Soyientists are still figuring out its purpose.
  • It just fucking sucks
    • At least you can still soyduel
  • this shit looks awful, do they not teach you how to code in Russia? trying to use this crap is worse than no sharty at all, I won’t be using this data mining garbage.

Future plans of the site It's already dead

Max has stated that he plans to:[1]

  1. Create either a buffering system for new ips
  2. Create a private account system, that you have to register to post here, but you dont get an account to post on, only mods can see, that way we can disable bad people.
  3. Disable image uploading, make the site into a textboard, and replace images with stickers from the soyjak booru
  4. Ban all NSFW
  5. Migrate the site to a different domain, that doesnt mention a party, or soyjaks
  6. Offer competent admins like lute the offer to be the admin.
  7. Monetize the site through BLACKED ads[2]

Max has also stated that he wants lute and kuz to be co-admins of the Nu-Sharty, because "two people sharing the position would mean that they balance eachother"[3]

yeah I will not be joining this dumpster fire.

Holy fuck why did lute decide to randomly shut down the jarty when we needed it the most? If you're worried about 'p just turn off images and start janny applications or something, this is a retarded decision.

its over. even the most braindead teen is smarter than these retards. just let it die and we can remember all the good times.

>let it die

We aren't 80 year olds doe and have plenty of time to revive this, its not too hard to find some imageboard template and get it hosted on a website with a domain, the problem is that we're all mostly underaged doe

just let it die

Citations

  1. https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1605
  2. He will eventually do this Holy shit, I was so right. Swarthy fucking jew.
  3. https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1245