Max's Sharty

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Are you sure that it's just getting started? Because my peer-reviewed studies indicate that IT'S OVER.
just let it die

yeah I will not be joining this dumpster fire.
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The Nu-Sharty in Max's own words

The Nu-Sharty (officially titled the Party2@9channel) and also known as the MAX-owned sharty was a site created by (((Max))) in his attempt to wrangle every last penny out of what little remains of the soyteen race. It lasted around one day before being deleted, demonstrating that soyteens would rather die than give money to Israel.

Features

Perhaps the most meaningless addition

The Nu-Sharty differed in many ways from Soyjak.party. Such changes included, but were not limited to:

  • An upvote system; soyteens were able to click on the '+' next to any post to add a 'tsmt' to that post
    • There was also a 'Fuck you' button which functioned similarly, as a downvote.
  • The name field was re-added
  • A different layout and site theme
  • Custom, animated emojis
  • Laser niggers
  • Every uploaded file was stored in https://i.kncdn.org even though Koylma had been dissolved
  • A 'PUSH' 'I dont like this' 'I hate this' button that let you reply to a post or something. Soyientists are still figuring out its purpose.
  • It just fucking sucks
    • At least you can still soyduel
  • this shit looks awful, do they not teach you how to code in Russia? trying to use this crap is worse than no sharty at all, I won’t be using this data mining garbage.

Plans for the site

Max had stated that he planned to:[1]

  1. Create either a buffering system for new ips
  2. Create a private account system, that you have to register to post here, but you dont get an account to post on, only mods can see, that way we can disable bad people.
  3. Disable image uploading, make the site into a textboard, and replace images with stickers from the soyjak booru
  4. Ban all NSFW
  5. Migrate the site to a different domain, that doesnt mention a party, or soyjaks
  6. Offer competent admins like lute and kuzlmao nobody the offer to be the admin, because "two people sharing the position would mean that they balance each other"[2]
  7. Monetize the site through BLACKED ads[3]

See Also

Citations

  1. https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1605
  2. https://soyjaks.party/bunker/thread/1.html#1245
  3. He will eventually do this Holy shit, I was so right. Swarthy fucking jew.