Splinter War

Splinter War
Part of The Splintered Age
Date 14 August 2023 - 22 August 2023 (8 days) Location Various soysplinter websites Result Bunkercel Victory Froot purchases and restores the sharty Angeleno is made an admin Doll, Froot and Angeleno form the Soyumvirate jakparty.soy goes back to 1pph geg A proper 'p detection system btfo's the 'p spammers Most of the other splinter sites besides the jarty closes
Belligerents
Bunkercels Kuzists Dollists	J@rtycucks Sootists thefrogpond	"Nu-sharty" Various other soy splinters	DDOSers 'p spammers and 'cord trannies
Commanders and leaders
Doll Angeleno	Lute	Max Several other splinter owners	Pedo Cabal
Casualties and losses
like 6 - 7 dead splinters Thousands of posts and 'jaks lost forever, including on the booru Several troons lose their janny privileges

The Splinter War was a brief conflict taking place during the Soypocalypse and temporary closure of soyjak.party over the Mandate of Soy - a concept determining which splinter site would take the sharty's place as the legitimate successor. There were various splinter sites in play, although the two main parties involved were Angeleno's bunker.soyjak.wiki and the original splinter site, jakparty.soy (led by Lute).

It ended with Froot's purchase of the sharty, causing it to re-open for good. However, this also had the side effect of leading into the 4th Soyvil War regarding Froot's administration over the website.

History

The death of the Sharty

On August 14th, 2023, the Soypocalypse occured, causing the sharty to shutdown. This left soyteens without a home, many fled to the soyjak wiki bunker, or to Jakparty.soy, which was also down due to the huge surge of traffic. On the same day, there was another "splinter" hosted by Max called the Nu-Sharty, but it died within hours. Many teens, unhappy with the idea of using the Jarty, patiently waited for a suitable splinter to be created. This was perhaps the most grim period of the sharty.

Splinter sites take form

In the following days, two new splinter sites (sharty.party, soyjak.in) sprung up to try and replace the sharty, these websites now competing with the already established 'Jarty, and the bunker, which some soyteens hung onto for lack of a better website. (HOLY SHIT SHARTY WARLORD ERA MOMENT LITERALLY TNO BUT IRL HECKIN SABLIN CHUNGUS 100 KISHIPURGE DENG DENG BIG BUILDING IN NEU BERLING FUNNI CLOCK MAN FIND ALEXEI) <mods kill this nigger

DDOS

On August 19, an unknown group decided to DDOS Angeleno's bunker, as well as the wiki, the 'ru, and even screamer.wiki. The entire attack lasted for around 20 minutes and caused much confusion. Some speculate a soyteen wasn't behind the attack, but rather a 'cordfag (it was actually a pedo from that one matrix).

Sharty briefly returns

On August 20th 2023, the Sharty came back online for a while, pausing the splinter wars temporarily.

'unker gets wiped

On the 21st, a user wiped the 'log of the bunker with repeating posts saying either "MOOOOOODS PURGE THE *FUCKING* BOARD TO STOP THE INSIDIOUS LATVIAN 'P SPAMMER OR HOWEVER TRANNIES SAVE THE SHARTY" or ">MOOOOOOODS LOCK THE 'KI OR HOWEVER A WEBSITE IS PROTECTED'" with a string of random numbers.

Sharty returns for real

On the 22nd, Soyjaks.party reopened. Throughout the day, numerous users crashed the site by deploying mass reply scripts and catalog wiping. On the 23rd, a supposed Jarty user attempted to wipe the 'log using a script similar to the Baby bot.

Legacy

In 2024, several new splinters formed during Soyvil War 4, such as soygem.party and swedishwin.com. This could lead to Soyvil War 5, or even another Splintered Age.

It is also notable that soyjak.in's owner, Ronald, worked on a 'p detection system during the Splinter War. Although several parties complained about its apparent lack of effectiveness, 'p spam actually subsided greatly, for the first time since Soot, within a month, indicating success. This is a very impressive result, because 'p spam was at its worst during the Splinter War, since 'cordpedos were trying to defile and destroy what was left of the divided shartybase.

Citations

Splinter War is part of a series on
Wars and Conflicts
Wars on the party [-+] ♦ Battle of /soy/ ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Mutt-Euro War ♦ Penis Color War ♦ Soyvil War 1 ♦ Soyvil War 2 ♦ Soyvil War 3 ♦ Soyvil War 4 ♦ The Great Soyteen Victory ♦ The Negan War ♦ Operation Bleached Bowl ♦ Floyd crisis ♦ Soy Duel ♦ The Unpluggening ♦ The Frog War ♦ Chud Skirmishes ♦ The /nate/ War
Wars on the 'ru and the Wiki [-+] Countrywars ♦ Cobson-Feraljak War ♦ Penis Color War ♦ Italo-Argentine War ♦ Polish-Mapuche war ♦ BBC war ♦ Wiki 'p spam ♦ Wikidueling
Minor conflicts [-+] Splinter War ♦ Anniversary Scuffle ♦ War on Self Inserters ♦ The Filipino-Furry War ♦ Operation Lemon
Miscellaneous [-+] ♦ Russo-Ukrainian War ♦ The Sack of Rome (2023) ♦ Skibidi Toilet

Splinter War is part of a series on Splinters	Direct sharty splinters [-+] Official sites (Booru.soy, Soyjak.blog, Bunker.soyjak.wiki, Gyatt.party) ♦ Jakparty.soy ♦ Soygem.party ♦ Swedishwin.com ♦ Soyjak.in ♦ Sharty.party ♦ Jak.soy ♦ Marge.city ♦ Neutralplier.party ♦ Sidson.city ♦ Soychan.org ♦ Soy.rf.gd ♦ Soyjak.pythonanywhere.com ♦ NAS (Soyzellig.party, Thefrogpond.org, Cado.party, Twinkjak.party)
	Soyjak Websites [-+] ♦ Soyjak.com ♦ Soyjak.lol ♦ Soyjak.cc ♦ Soyjak.io ♦ Soyjak.download
	Diaspora on non-/soy/ sites [-+] ♦ 4chan ♦ Twitter ♦ Kohlchan.net ♦ Crystal.cafe ♦ Kiwifarms ♦ Frenschan ♦ KnowYourMeme
	Miscellaneous [-+] ♦ Sharty derangement syndrome ♦ Bunker ♦ Soyvil War 2 ♦ Splintered Age ♦ Splinter War