Soyzellig.party

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Soyzellig.party

Foundation	September 27th 2023
Major Boards	/zellig/ and /q/
Total posts	16,840
Website	soyzellig.party

Soyzellig.party (also known as the 'Zarty in soy speak) is an imageboard created the 27th of September of 2023 for soyteens that enjoy Dutch manime Ongezellig. Users of the site are called "Zaryans", they are best known for hating frogniggers and they have their own variation of the IAS/NAS soycept (soy concept), being IAZ; Is A 'Zellig and NAZ; Not A 'Zellig.

The site is currently owned by Zoot, who also programmed and released it to the public on the 27th.

All pornographic and gore content is banned, meaning that it is a Safe For Work site. Frogs are also banned tho.

History

The beginning

It's origins are in a thread from the 'sharty's /qa/ board from 22nd of September of 2023 where the discussion of creating a 'Zellig imageboard was had. In this thread, the domain soyzellig.party was found to be "very cheap" and Zoot decided to buy it and set up an image board with the knowledge he got from ImageBoard setup tutorials on YouTube. Before the site was made public, he used TinyIB-Wippy (a simplified fork of TinnyIB) as the script for the site, since he was too smart to install Vichan (eventho it takes 1 hour MAX). After three days of learning HTML and CSS and realising that TinnyIB-Wippy is too shit to act as a zaryan homeland, Zoot attempted to install Vichan. After 4 more days of somehow screwing the simplest of tasks and reinstalling the script 3 times, he managed to get the site up and running. Before the opening, on the 27th the site was "leaked" on the thread after Zoot posted and deleted it for some reason, where it was found to be a blank website with the rules written on it in orange letters. This page was used as a psyop to deter 'teens from entering the still-in-beta site and spamming it with 'p.

In the Zarty's early days, they were subjected to raids by frogposters, who also infiltrated the moderation team and deleted several threads. Shortly after this, zoot closed janitor applications and started working on setting up an archive to prevent infiltrations from happening again. Currently there hasn't been a frogposter in a week, and all are banned as soon as possible.

Pixel drawing

Planet.soyjak.in

The bottom of the canvas on 9th of October 2023

At the zarty, we dont claim faggots

On 1st of October, the first big operation that the zarty was execute - the planet.soyjak.in shilling. Their first goal was to restore the Ongezellig gem to it's previous glory and add a sonnenrad in the back ground. The only opposition that they met was a few frogposters changing the name "soyzellig.party" to "frogclitty.party" and a 'lita bot spamming the biggest 'p on the canvas. Zaryans fucking won in the end doe. Xhey won so hard that xhey decided to expand their territories. Firstly they colonised the rest of the bottom left corner with gems and decided to restore an old Maya art. Their biggest project is Coco on the bottom right corner, breaking the 4th wall. After that, they continued to spread over the bottom of the canvas. As of the 6th of November 2023, it is still up.

Pixelplanet.fun

The canvas on 25th of December

On 19th of November an attempt was made to make a colony on pixelplanet. The zarty had to fight with gypsies, jews and the after.party. Zaryans suceeded in finishing the canvas. Unfortunatly, it got wiped shortly afterwards and is awaiting restoration.

4chan /co/ raids

The "Zarty sends their regards" canvas

The gem that saved the zarty and made /co/ ACK!

On 24th of october 2023 an anon on /co/ made a post about redrawing a frame from the show. The frame was separate into different square sections, where anybody can take a square and redrwaw it. On the same day, a zaryan shared this post on the zarty. The zelligaryans decited to make their own canvas, where each person can pick a character/object and chudify it. After 3 days of drawing and a bit of arguing, the drawing was ready, before /co/omers were even half done.

The canvas was posted on 4cuck's /co/ with the text "The Zarty sends their regards.". At first it was greeted with high ratings from men of culture, but then turned into a shitshow, after /co/omers started yet again with their "soyjaks killed ongezellig" posts. Eventually the janitors took notice and deleted all the zaryans' posts, including the canvas. This event was crucial, since it generally solidified the negative relationship between the zarty and /co/. There are still neutralplier/positive interactions between these two communites, but generally speaking they both view eachother as the potential coal that will kill Ongezellig. It also showed yet again the highly talanted skills that can be found on soyzellig.party

Fucking retard

The "Thanksgivining" thread

The Ongezellig threads on /co/ are "controled" by "Asocial, but in Dutch", an autistic youtuber known for spamming and shilling zellig goyslop on the 'tube. He is also speculated to be a personal agent, working with the egyptian queen Foenkie to remove sharty/zarty influence on Ongezellig.

At one point, Asocial forbid his minions to creat or interact with Ongezellig threads on /co/ until 23rd of October ( or in other words, after Thanksgiving). This order was so retarded that that the zarty decided to plan a raid, with the attempts of giving a "worm welcomeback" by schizofy the thread. There was also a bonus objective of finishing the second canvas.

For the surprise of many, the /co/ thread was created a day earlier (on the 22nd). Non the less, the zarty managed to make the most retarded posts thus far. The topics included:

1. The model of Mymy's gun
2. The supposed mercanery backgrounf of Vera
3. The connection between Massa and Persia
4. Mentionings of Foenkie allowing pedos on der Massacord, while insta banning any chuds
5. Some other bullshit I cannot remember go check it yourself

Though it was not impressive, it still managed to displease some /co/omers, which in my book is a TZW! 😎

Other events

The 4chan shilling accident

One day (25th of October 2023), many users found a paid zarty advertisment on 4chan out of nowhere. At first it was seen as retarded, until some 4cuckers started raiding the zarty. This attracted the attention of the after.party and some /soy/teens (which may have been manipulated by der cord). The raid consited of 'p, cord links and random shit spam.

The situation ended with the guy (who put the ad on 4cuck) making an apology thread.

The Poopmy Incident

On November 30, 2023, a zaryan announced that poopmy would be released tomorrow. Hours after it was posted, the zarty was locked for a couple days, leaving zaryans to migrate to /qa/ temporarily. Zoot later fixed the site by re-installing it again, causing many images deleted in the process. The zaryan who made the poopmy post claimed he did not aware of this but he still posted the poopmy eventually.

/v/

On the ninth of Febuary, Friday around 16PM (Central European Time), 2024, a mysterious board appeared on the board list. However Zaryans were quick to find out that this was in fact not a new board, and was instead a video game that has been in progress for a few months now.

The video game is coded by an anonymous user whilst the artwork is supposedly made by Zoot himself.

The game is a school shotting simulator where you play as Mymy Schoppenboer, the goal is to eliminate as many of her classmates within a 5 minute timeframe before law enforcement arrives to the scene and neutralizes Mymy.

/co/oons were quick to seethe at anything the zaryans do better than them, and when the game was announced to the current ongezellig thread on /co/ they started to write paragraphs expressing their hatred for the Zaryan nation and fearmongering zoot by claiming that this video game will get him landed in prison and his site taken down. A few fakecels on the zarty also seethed, but they were small in numbers.

The game is still up to this day and so is the site, don't believe the psyops the /co/feds try to throw at you.

Discord

Warning! The following may feature disinfo, psy-ops, or other infohazards created by the CIA. Proceed with caution.

See also: Discord Derangement Syndrome

In the 19th of December 2023, a thread was made on the 'jarty's /sharty/ board showing alleged evidence of the 'zarty having a 'cord server associated to it. Zoot later confirmed he was in a cord server, originally to help investigate the porn cabal in the zellig community, but stayed for the cool people. As of now, the server in question got deleted and no longer exists, due to the chat being leaked and ddox threatenings.

He also mentioned that his moderation team has another server, which is only used for jannies to (((communicate))) and definitely not for doxxing or 'p trading^{[it just is, ok?]}. Despite this, there were some 'teens and 'zaryans who were still suspicious of Zoot.

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  The screenshot proving the zootcord's existence.

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  'Cord screenshots.

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  Zoot's response to the situation.

TL;DR it's shit nobody cares about and nobody is selling your IP to the Chinese Communist Party. (You) WILL not investigate further.

Boards

There are currently only Ϫ boards.

• /q/ - The Zarty (complain about anything)
• /zellig/ - Ongezellig (IAZ and soft NAZ)
• /qa/ - Questions & Answer (IAS and sharty culture)
• /brabant/ - International Politics / Maya (a board with flags enabled)
• /v/ - "Become class representative! " videogame

boards not in top bar

• /chive/ - Archive
• /test/ - test / forced to lick a dog's ass
• /NSFW/ - Froot

Gallery

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  soyzellig.party as of the 2nd of October 2023

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  The first screenshot from the website ever since it was leaked.

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  An early screenshot of the zarty during TinyIB-wippy

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  Planet.soyjak.in on 6th of November

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