The Frog War

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The Frog War
Part of the Fourth Soyvil War
DateSeptember 26th - Slow fizzling out of conflict
Location
Result Pause in conflict
Belligerents

Soyteens

Sharty jannies

Blepe Posters

Frogposters

TRVMP PQTRIQTS

Federal Agents

DDOSers

'p spammers and 'cord trannies
'zarty
Casualties and losses

Wasted gooning time

Time wasted in general

Several stolen GETs

The Frog War was a conflict that escalated between soyteens and frogs into a full-on war in September 26th of 2023 after the frogs coordinated raids on the 'sharty after establishing an imageboard called "The Frog Clitty", prompting a vicious campaign of raids and catalog wipes between both parties. This conflict is a part of the wider-scaled Fourth Soyvil War.

History

Background

Ever since the 'sharty's creation, frogs have always been a prevalent minority, perhaps the biggest non-soy minority group, their presence in the soysphere going back to the times of the /qa/. Many frogposters believed themselves to be a part of soy culture due to their coexistence with soyteens which they believed gave them a distinct identity from the rest of 4chan which was either dismissive or hostile of /qa/ culture. Soytorians[it just is, ok?] have identified many songs from popular soy folklore that paint an image of frogs and soyteens coexisting in harmony for many years before tensions started.

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

The /qa/ Anthem, written in April 2021
and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat, written in July 2021

It is therefore believed that tensions between soyteens and frogs developed later, though a definitive date for the exact period in which soyteen-frog relations became openly hostile is unknown, with most theorists proposing that they gradually became worse and worse with resentment building up from years of pettier skirmishes and disputes, with slurs such as "frognigger" and "nusoiteen (later evolved to nusoicaca and most recently nusoislutta)" being very common in 2023 'sharty.

The Frog Ban

During the Kuz administration, the frogs, who were once mostly tolerated in /soy/ despite being NAS, were subject to a complete ban from this board, being relegated from the less active /qa/ where they have mantained a large frog population separated from their soyteen peers[1][2][3][4]. Kuz cited bad relations from soyteens and frogs and the popular soyteen demand that arose from this in order to justify the ban, at this point in time frogs frequently baited soyteens who in turn antagonized them often. Froge was at this time the NAS vanguard against frogs.

The Frog Pond

In September 23rd of 2023, The Frog Pond was created as an attempted frog homeland project, just 3 days later they initiated a raid on the 'sharty's /soy/ which led to a successful catalog wipe. Ever since, soyteens have successfully destroyed every board of the Pond with soyjak threads spammed constantly and wiping each catalog.

'Zarty theater

During the creation of the 'Zarty, a janny team was created and many frogs enlisted in it, this resulted in a complete wipe of all boards therein and the immediate firing of all jannies by Zoot. Ever since, there have been numerous Frog Pond raids both in the website's catalog[5] and its' planet.soyjak.in projects[6] and frogs were banned from the 'Zarty.

Baby bot

In the Pond's catalogs many posts show a baby frog (it should be a tadpole instead)with gibberish text, it is believed that a special frog version of the baby bot is responsible for this spam.

Citations

The Frog War is part of a series on
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