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[https://www.chincare.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/intestines.jpg Here's an image of a chinchilla having a prolapse.] I couldn't add it to the article, because <bdi>Angeleno</bdi> is as fragile as a chinchilla. | [https://www.chincare.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/intestines.jpg Here's an image of a chinchilla having a prolapse.] I couldn't add it to the article, because <bdi>Angeleno</bdi> is as fragile as a chinchilla. | ||
=== Some random goyslop nobody cares about === | === Some random goyslop nobody cares about === | ||
[[File:Poog Matlock.jpg|thumb|Poog eating a carrot while watching some goyslop nobody cares about in the background.]] | [[File:Poog Matlock.jpg|thumb|Poog eating a carrot while watching some goyslop nobody cares about in the background.]] | ||
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Poog is the black transgender guinea pig of a zoophile/furry on soyjak.party. Xe is very commonly posted within /soy/ and also has had memes made about xim.
It is a well documented fact that Poog is an ugly nigger, and will be killed when TND happens.
There are commonly theories and jokes posted about xim getting raped by his owner, who has confirmed these to be false[1].
DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ARTICLE HE WAS RAPED < Gay rabbit false flag. < meds you fucking schizo
No that wasn't poog.
Theories
Raped
The origin of this is quite strange, but actually began when somebody posted a thread with a GIF of a chinchilla which was supposedly getting raped, having a seizure, dying, or a combination of the three in a box. Within this thread a 'teen talked about a chinchilla he once bought from an animal convention which died within days, because unknown to the 'teen, the chinchilla was suffering from a rectal prolapse, which immediately prompted other 'teens to accuse the owner of chinchilla anal rape.
After this was admitted, the 'teen decided to post the first images of Poog which xe got from the same convention, but since there was already discussion of animal rape and anal prolapses from other 'teens in the thread already, the 'teens then accused this 'teen of possibly raping Poog and his other pets as well.
This then prompts him to post images of Poog to show xis SUPPOSED well being.[1]
Rectal prolapses are actually relatively common in chinchillas, because they are gay nigger animals that are delicate as a harlequin babby made of glass.
Here's an image of a chinchilla having a prolapse. I couldn't add it to the article, because Angeleno is as fragile as a chinchilla.
Some random goyslop nobody cares about
Apparently Poog's favorite show is some random goyslop nobody cares about. This theory is supported by the amount of pictures and videos of Poog that have some random goyslop nobody cares about in the background, such as xis farewell video dedicated to the demise of the 'arty.
One of xis favorite songs is Lil B's - Suck My Dick Hoe, for his reference to some random goyslop nobody cares about. <----- nigger guinea pig likes nigger music
Poog's No.3000000 FAIL
On the night of April 24th 2023, Poog failed to achieve /soy/'s No.3000000 GET, cementing xis status as Sharty coalture once and for all.
Rabbits are inherently Aryan, as are their owners.
>How gay and dumb rabbits are (even doe Poog is a literal nigger)
>Rabbits, especially the average ones that you can find at ACE hardware for 15$ bucks a pop, are painfully uninteresting (even doe guinea pigs are even worse by comparison. All they do is eat and shit.). The most exciting thing about them, is whenever those idiots run across the street and under the tire of your car. BTW I'm a totally mentally stable and normal person.
>Actually:
>I actually ran over some baby rabbits when I was cutting grass the other day. I decided it was a waste to just let them die, so I skinned the hides off of them just like normal people do:
More images are to come, I'm just lazy.
Gallery:
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The original chinchilla that died from the prolapse.
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Poog on the table with the dog.
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Poog eating spaghetti.
