The coal that will destroy the sharty
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The coal that will destroy the sharty is the vantablack niggerstone that will permanently destablize the already-fragile soy community.
There is much debate about how the coal that destroyed the sharty was formed, and whether the warning signs were there. Some researchers believe that it was the result of a meteorite impact, while others believe that it was coaled up by (((natural means))). There is also some evidence that suggests that man-made processes may have caused the post’s creation.
In either case, the coal that destroyed the sharty had a huge impact on the environment and ecosystems of South Africa.
It has been prophesized that either Poopson, P*tra or the new iteration/season of Ongezellig would be the coal vantablack niggerstone that would destroy the sharty. The unfortunate events of the Soypocalypse led many to thought that Brojak was the coal that destroyed the sharty. That being said the sharty came back in the end, meaning that the coal that will truly destroy the sharty has yet to come.
