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[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
2024, when a few chuds held the line
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]


== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
[VERSE 1]
It's just one of those slaves
It's just one of those slaves


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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
My threads’ been missed
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Time after time
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


I've done my sentence
(SPADE GANG!)


But never broke rules
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


And dusty coals
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


I've posted few
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


I've had my share of troons saging my threads
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


But I've dueled through




On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


And we mean to post on and on and on and on

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


We are the gemstones, soyteens
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


We are the gemstones
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


No time for unknowns (variants)
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top




I've jakked gaped men
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


And the sharty calls
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


And variants that goes with it
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I thank you all


But it's been no colors of jaks
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


No calm adventure
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


I consider it a challenge before the aryan race
I flood another page, every thread a hit


And I ain't gonna lose
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit




And we mean to post on and on and on and on

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


We are the gemstones, soyteens
All my cords, posters top 50 though


And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


No time for ‘cord troons
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


We are the gemstones, soyteens


And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


We are the gemstones
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


We are the gemstones
I flood another page, every thread a hit


No time for NAS coals
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


‘Cause we are the gemstones…


[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
I flood another page, every thread a hit
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Qway may, BBC, mah qway


Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak
(SPADE GANG!)


Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


Qway!
Time after time


Qway, qway!
I've done my sentence


Qway, qway!
But never broke rules


Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak
And dusty coals


Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak
I've posted few


Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald
But I've dueled through




Qway!


Qway, qway!
And we mean to post on and on and on and on





'mori log, coal 'log
We are the gemstones, soyteens


coal 'log, coal 'log
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


coal 'log, coal 'log
We are the gemstones


coal 'log, coal 'log
We are the gemstones


seethe
No time for unknowns (variants)


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board




[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]
I've jakked gaped men


== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==
And the sharty calls


The west is gonna fall
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


So billions must die
And variants that goes with it


You like like a monkey
I thank you all


You skin makes me cry
But it's been no colors of jaks


Your leeching off welfare
No calm adventure


In a libcunt world
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


I wish I was special
And I ain't gonna lose


So fucking special


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



But I'm a chud


And I hate niggers
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Need to get them out of here
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


They don't belong here
We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones


There in my vidya games
No time for ‘cord troons


And in my TV shows
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I making synthwave edits


To enrich the white soul
We are the gemstones, soyteens


I want you to notice
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


When jews are around
We are the gemstones


So fucking special
We are the gemstones


I wish I was special
No time for NAS coals


‘Cause we are the gemstones…


But I'm a chud
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


And I hate niggers
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


Need to get them out of here
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


They don't belong here


Qway may, BBC, mah qway


Toooo- total nigger death
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


Toooo- total nigger death
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


Death
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


Qway!


I see a mixed race couple
Qway, qway!


And it ruins my whole day
Qway, qway!


So fucking special
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


I wish I was special
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


But I'm a chud
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


And I hate niggers
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


Need to get them out of here
Qway!


They don't belong here
Qway, qway!




[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]
'mori log, coal 'log


== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==
coal 'log, coal 'log
The only NAS I'll ever post
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
But then they archived her alive
Ongezellig, 2023
With just her Mymy at her side
And only days before the bumps
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
Now she's my loving wife and bride
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on
And now she posts on her PC
With her old sister going outside
Says it was gem to post online
But now she made herself a bride
And won't be an incel again
The thread looks coaller from afar
That's right below where archives are
He didn't mean to miss your thread
With gems and Mymys wed
On brand new 'deels inside your heart
Maya just hides and falls apart
But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on
And here's where your banner shows
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Upzelligs come in rows
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
And it's so gem to see my wife agree
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
coal 'log, coal 'log


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
coal 'log, coal 'log


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
seethe
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
The west is gonna fall


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
So billions must die
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
You like like a monkey
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
You skin makes me cry


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
Your leeching off welfare


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
In a libcunt world


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
I wish I was special


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
So fucking special


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
But I'm a chud


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
And I hate niggers


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
Need to get them out of here


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
They don't belong here


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
There in my vidya games


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
And in my TV shows


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
I making synthwave edits


Feds tried to shut us down on .party
To enrich the white soul


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
I want you to notice


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
When jews are around


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
So fucking special


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
I wish I was special


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


Now this looks like a gem for me
But I'm a chud


So everybody, just cope and seethe
And I hate niggers


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
Need to get them out of here


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
They don't belong here


I said this looks like a gem for me


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Toooo- total nigger death


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
Toooo- total nigger death


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Death


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
I see a mixed race couple


Fat Hon Real Man
And it ruins my whole day


Ha ha- Charade you are
So fucking special


Wooh!
I wish I was special


You rope acked troon fag
But I'm a chud


Ha ha- Charade you are
And I hate niggers


And when you kick the stool apart
Need to get them out of here


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
They don't belong here


With your rope caught your neck skin


Saying “Keep on swinging”
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


Red stain asphyxiating
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


What do you hope to find
The only NAS I'll ever post


In hell you’re confined?
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


You’re nearly a laugh
But then they archived her alive


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Ongezellig, 2023


Verse 2
With just her Mymy at her side


Chan mod trans flag
And only days before the bumps


Ha ha- Charade you are
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


You fucked up janny slag
Now she's my loving wife and bride


Ha ha- Charade you are
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
On empty boards around the 'chan


You’re nearly a good laugh
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


Almost worth a quick grin
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


You want to catch a GET


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
But now we must bump up every 'lig


And good fun with a cheese drum
On the boards we used to love


You’re nearly a laugh
Just to love Maya


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
At least enough to keep it on


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Verse 3
And now she posts on her PC


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
With her old sister going outside


Ha ha- Charade you are
Says it was gem to post online


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
But now she made herself a bride


Ha ha- Charade you are
And won't be an incel again


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
The thread looks coaller from afar


You’re nearly a real treat
That's right below where archives are


All loud mouth and no sneed
He didn't mean to miss your thread


And do you feel abused?
With gems and Mymys wed


…You
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Gotta ruin kuz tides
Maya just hides and falls apart


And keep it all on the inside


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
On the boards we used to love


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
Just to love Maya
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
At least enough to keep it on


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And here's where your banner shows


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


The jannies they will all sperg out
Upzelligs come in rows


And we'll all feel gay
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


When Cobby comes marching home.
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


Don't forget /qa/
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


When Cobby comes marching home.
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Hurrah! Hurrah!
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


Hurrah! Hurrah!
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


And we'll all feel gay
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


When Cobby comes marching home.
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Don't forget /qa/
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


When Cobby comes marching home.
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


That's when Clean Stable begun,  
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I've just doxed a monster


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,  
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,  
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


When Cobby comes marching home.
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


When Cobby comes marching home.
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


Hurrah! Hurrah!
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


When Cobby comes marching home.  
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


When Cobby comes marching home.
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,  
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Now this looks like a gem for me


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
So everybody, just cope and seethe


A god was born anew,
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


When Cobby comes marching home.
I said this looks like a gem for me


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
So everybody, just cope and seethe


When Cobby comes marching home.
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Verse 1


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Fat Hon Real Man


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Ha ha- Charade you are


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
Wooh!


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
You rope acked troon fag


Cobson is attached
Ha ha- Charade you are


Folder full of 'jaks
And when you kick the stool apart


Got the VPN to match
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


Spammin' with the party
With your rope caught your neck skin


You can call your janny
Saying “Keep on swinging”


I been posting gemmies
Red stain asphyxiating


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
What do you hope to find


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
In hell you’re confined?


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
You’re nearly a laugh


You can't tell me nothin'
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Verse 2


You can't tell me nothin'
Chan mod trans flag


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
Ha ha- Charade you are


New IP from Tuxler
You fucked up janny slag


Sproke all in my bladder
Ha ha- Charade you are


Running from the CP
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


Saging all the coalers
You’re nearly a good laugh


Janny is a tranny
Almost worth a quick grin


Roleplay in IRC
You want to catch a GET


Axe wound looking nasty
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


Doing it all for free
And good fun with a cheese drum


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
You’re nearly a laugh


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


He can't tell me nothin'
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Verse 3


He can't tell me nothin'
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Ha ha- Charade you are


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Ha ha- Charade you are


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
You’re nearly a real treat


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
All loud mouth and no sneed


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
And do you feel abused?


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
…You


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Gotta ruin kuz tides


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
And keep it all on the inside


Got no bans, I evade all that
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Hurrah! Hurrah!


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
The jannies they will all sperg out


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And we'll all feel gay


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
When Cobby comes marching home.
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
Don't forget /qa/


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


The discord says it can't be here again
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


Soylent rain
And we'll all feel gay


Lock a board and say that teens are out
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
Don't forget /qa/


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


A duel to be had had died yesterday
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
That's when Clean Stable begun,


You look like this and that is what you say
Hurrah! Hurrah!


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Soylent rain
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


Made me post a Sneed the other day
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Soylent rain
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Seldom posted without getting a ban
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,  


Soylent rain
A god was born anew,


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Soylent rain
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Soylent rain
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


Soylent rain
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Cobson is attached


Soylent rain
Folder full of 'jaks


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Got the VPN to match


Soylent rain
Spammin' with the party


Same post has a longer ban to evade
You can call your janny


Soylent rain
I been posting gemmies


The mods swear that they don't make that face
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


Soylent rain
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


Soylent rain
You can't tell me nothin'


You had fun but angry men don't care
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


You can't tell me nothin'


Soylent rain
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
New IP from Tuxler


Soylent rain
Sproke all in my bladder


But it was used once for something else
Running from the CP


Soylent rain
Saging all the coalers


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
Janny is a tranny


Soylent rain
Roleplay in IRC


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Axe wound looking nasty


Doing it all for free


Soylent rain
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


Soylent rain
He can't tell me nothin'


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Soylent rain
He can't tell me nothin'


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


Soylent rain
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


Soylent rain
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


More than trolling, more than making bants
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Soylent rain
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


Blank future molded by your own hands
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
Got no bans, I evade all that


And blessed be the 'jakkers
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


We who fight with all our bravery
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


'Til only the righteous stand
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


You see the distant raids
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


They bellow in the 'log
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


You fight with all your 'jaks
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


And when you all get banned
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And cannot carry on
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


Though you die, the 'party lives on
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


All the soyMEN:
Soylent rain


You may get banned for a week
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


By a janny or a troon
Soylent rain


You may be perma'd to death
The discord says it can't be here again


Or get doxxed or worse
Soylent rain


But when they rangeban you
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


You will not feel the need to run


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Soylent rain


Swaglord:
Lock a board and say that teens are out


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Soylent rain


Because /qa/ has gone awry
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Soylent rain


Jannies:
A duel to be had had died yesterday


Tomorrow night our lives will change
Soylent rain


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
You look like this and that is what you say


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


/qa/cker:
Soylent rain


Up there there is so much room
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Soylent rain


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


And so I will post 'cado soon
Soylent rain


/bant/ jakkers:
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
Soylent rain


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Looks like we might be out of luck


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Soylent rain


Soyteens:
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Why did the jannies start this war?
Soylent rain


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


When did this song become a marathon?
Soylent rain


/qa/cker:
Seldom posted without getting a ban


(I want to post up there)
Soylent rain


Swaglord:
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


When Soyteens are dead and gone


They'll be no more Cobson songs
Soylent rain


Soyteens:
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


They may rangeban your town
Soylent rain


And sell your data to jews
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Soylent rain


And you sing your perma'd tune
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


But that's the way it goes
Soylent rain


In war you're shat upon
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Though we die, the sharty lives on


/qa/ckers:
Soylent rain


(I want to post up there)
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


Swaglord:
Soylent rain


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Soylent rain
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


on /soy/
Soylent rain


Here on my board, I can only receive
Stays behind as garbage celebrates


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
Soylent rain


on /soy/
Same post has a longer ban to evade


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
Soylent rain


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
The mods swear that they don't make that face


on /soy/
Soylent rain


Here on my board, I know I've started to think
A sad truth on the state of affairs


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
Soylent rain


on /soy/
You had fun but angry men don't care


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
Soylent rain


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Soylent rain


Ready for the onslaught
But it was used once for something else


Ready for the fight
Soylent rain


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Ropes are placed in darkness
Soylent rain


In the cover of the night
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Waiting to be tied u


When the time is right
Soylent rain


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


Once the raid has started
Soylent rain


There’s no turning back
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


The end of /qa/ draws near
Soylent rain


It’s time has come to an end
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


The end of an era is here
Soylent rain


It’s time to ACK!
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


[Chorus:]


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
Soylent rain


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
More than trolling, more than making bants


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
Soylent rain


One million men at war
Blank future molded by your own hands


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


‘Catty of /lgbt/
Soot has smiled upon you this day


Where the heat of battle burned
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


Suffered heavy losses
And blessed be the 'jakkers


And the tide of war was turned
We who fight with all our bravery


Driving back the Soy army
'Til only the righteous stand


Fighting on four boards
You see the distant raids


Hunt them out of 4chan
They bellow in the 'log


Out of Jannie land
You fight with all your 'jaks


Range-ban all the proxies
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


Force /qa/ to retreat
And when you all get banned


Reserves hop on VC
And cannot carry on


Securing their defeat
Though you die, the 'party lives on


Jannies of /lgbt/
All the soyMEN:


Broke the citadel
You may get banned for a week


Ruins of a board
By a janny or a troon


/qa/ rest in heaven
You may be perma'd to death


The end of /qa/ draws near
Or get doxxed or worse


It's time has come to an end
But when they rangeban you


The end of an era is here
You will not feel the need to run


It's time to ACK!
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


[Chorus]
Swaglord:


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


For /qa/!
Because /qa/ has gone awry


Ow L G B T!
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


Union of trans
Jannies:


Will of the jannies
Tomorrow night our lives will change


Strong in command
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


Ow L G B T
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


Union of trans
/qa/cker:


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
Up there there is so much room


The end of /qa/ is here
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


It's time has come to an end
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


The end of an era is here
And so I will post 'cado soon


It's time to ACK!
/bant/ jakkers:


[Chorus]
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
Looks like we might be out of luck


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Soyteens:


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Why did the jannies start this war?


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
When did this song become a marathon?


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
/qa/cker:


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
(I want to post up there)


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
Swaglord:


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
When Soyteens are dead and gone


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
They'll be no more Cobson songs


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
Soyteens:


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
They may rangeban your town


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
And sell your data to jews
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
And you sing your perma'd tune


I want som BB C
But that's the way it goes


It is my favorite meat.
In war you're shat upon


I like it uncut or shaved
Though we die, the sharty lives on


And not I am not gay
/qa/ckers:


I like it cut or unshaved
(I want to post up there)


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
Swaglord:


<br>
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


He's just a cuck who like niggers
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


Now just one second, all right?
on /soy/


I've got something for your appetite.
Here on my board, I can only receive


There's so many things that you could eat.
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
on /soy/


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


<br>
on /soy/


So juicy... so tasty...
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


How about... a sissy clit?
on /soy/


With precum leaking out.
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


NO!
The 'jakker army march


I want some black dick, no lie.
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Instead of black dick, try white.
Ready for the onslaught


Just please end your cuck trite.
Ready for the fight


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
Ropes are placed in darkness


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
In the cover of the night


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
Waiting to be tied u


<br>
When the time is right


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Imminent invasion, imminent attack


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
Once the raid has started


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
There’s no turning back


You know what would go with white pussy?
The end of /qa/ draws near


Black dick.
It’s time has come to an end


Uh-oh
The end of an era is here


Get over here, nigger.
It’s time to ACK!


Black dick goes good with white pussy
[Chorus:]


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
Into the motherland the soyteen army march
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


And gaze upon the catalog
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


Rangebans
One million men at war


Is all that’s left after the raid
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
‘Catty of /lgbt/


Troonjaks
Where the heat of battle burned


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
Suffered heavy losses


[Pre-chorus 1:]
And the tide of war was turned


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
Driving back the Soy army


I will hide – they’ll be searching
Fighting on four boards


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
Hunt them out of 4chan


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
Out of Jannie land


That’s the Art of Soy!
Range-ban all the proxies


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
Force /qa/ to retreat


Force them to hunt me
Reserves hop on VC


They will play my game
Securing their defeat


And play by my rules
Jannies of /lgbt/


I will be hidden but still visible
Broke the citadel


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
Ruins of a board


They will find me no more
/qa/ rest in heaven


I’ll be gone
The end of /qa/ draws near


I will have them surrounded
It's time has come to an end


They will jak without knowing overrun
The end of an era is here


It's time to ACK!


/a/ tard banned
[Chorus]


I will jak but never quote
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


That’s the Art of War
For /qa/!


Broken and lost
Ow L G B T!


Tired of ‘jaks
Union of trans


They’ll surrender to me
Will of the jannies


Caught in my trap
Strong in command


There’s no way out
Ow L G B T


Banned never again
Union of trans


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
Once more victorious the trans army stands!
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
The end of /qa/ is here


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
It's time has come to an end


And only he can make it right
The end of an era is here


So the ‘party’s different tonight
It's time to ACK!


>We WILL go together in flight
[Chorus]


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


It's Now & Never
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


A gemmy endeavor
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


Awaits janitorial directives
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


To clean the ‘log
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


Believe me, darling
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


The board was made for ‘jakking
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


Like melting nojaks
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


As tall as the catalog
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


Un ensemble d'soyteens
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


La galaxie s'étend
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


Jardin de l'imagination
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


Cobber la lacune
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


Roller passé la lune
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Comme nous évoluons
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


The party’s thriving
I want som BB C


But really it’s dying
It is my favorite meat.


A cobson’s confluence of
I like it uncut or shaved


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
And not I am not gay


I like it cut or unshaved


Soot knows you heard “her”
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Staging /muv/'s murder
<br>


In line before the board began
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


To be where I am
He's just a cuck who like niggers


Now just one second, all right?


Soulless dust of one emotion
I've got something for your appetite.


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
There's so many things that you could eat.


No division janny removed bait for
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


Free
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


This bakery has good lightskin buns.


To know
<br>


We are beyond a 'oal
So juicy... so tasty...


And lol, the glows arrange to show
He nigger, cum in my mouth!


some gems perfectly clear
How about... a sissy clit?


With precum leaking out.


You look quite gemmy tonight
NO!


Here among these active sites
I want some black dick, no lie.


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
Instead of black dick, try white.


Markiplier's kingdom come
Just please end your cuck trite.


No teens left awake
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


Now that the party's on the wake
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


Let's see what we can make
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


The board is >thoughly ending
<br>


A line in any final song
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


So long so far
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


We will do some posting
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


At last eternal in the catalog
You know what would go with white pussy?


Above a burning coal
Black dick.


Uh-oh


Bye, Hi
Get over here, nigger.


Sigh, Hawaii
Black dick goes good with white pussy


We never meant to fart
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


avant-garde, thy art
I stand alone


One gem
And gaze upon the catalog


Higher than iron
Rangebans


Invisible to some
Is all that’s left after the raid


Until it's time
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Troonjaks
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
[Pre-chorus 1:]


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
I will hide – they’ll be searching


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
That’s the Art of Soy!
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
Breaking the will to post among the enemy


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
Force them to hunt me


Okay, bump
They will play my game


And play by my rules


[Verse 2]
I will be hidden but still visible


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
They will find me no more


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
I’ll be gone


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
I will have them surrounded


They will jak without knowing overrun


[Pre-Chorus]


Okay, post to add to spam
/a/ tard banned


Let this one be to get rangebanned
I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of War


[Chorus]
Broken and lost


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Tired of ‘jaks


But I thought you knew me truly
They’ll surrender to me


Something different than we started with on the '4
Caught in my trap


Does it even matter to me?
There’s no way out


Banned never again


[Verse 3]
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


I was in the /qa2/
For merely dreaming we were coal


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


posting stealth jaks on TOR
And only he can make it right


[Chorus]
So the ‘party’s different tonight


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
>We WILL go together in flight


But I thought you knew me truly


Something different than we started with in the '4
It's Now & Never


Does it even matter to me?
A gemmy endeavor


Awaits janitorial directives


[Post-Chorus]
To clean the ‘log


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
Believe me, darling


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
The board was made for ‘jakking


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
Like melting nojaks


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
As tall as the catalog




[Refrain]
Un ensemble d'soyteens


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
La galaxie s'étend


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Jardin de l'imagination


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Cobber la lacune


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Roller passé la lune


(Join if you wish)
Comme nous évoluons


Post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
The party’s thriving


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
But really it’s dying


And Colorjaks?
A cobson’s confluence of


Cheese pizza stealth spammed


[Bridge]


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
Soot knows you heard “her”


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
Staging /muv/'s murder


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
In line before the board began


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
To be where I am


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
Soulless dust of one emotion


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
No division janny removed bait for


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
Free


(But I thought you knew me, truly)


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
To know


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
We are beyond a 'oal


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
And lol, the glows arrange to show


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
some gems perfectly clear




[Refrain]
You look quite gemmy tonight


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
Here among these active sites


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Markiplier's kingdom come


=== Hot Dog ===
No teens left awake
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
Now that the party's on the wake


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
Let's see what we can make


EEEYUCK


SHYEEAH
The board is >thoughly ending


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
A line in any final song


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
So long so far


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
We will do some posting


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
At last eternal in the catalog


FUCKED UP CHUDS
Above a burning coal


FUCKED UP TROONS


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
Bye, Hi


IRC CHATROOM
Sigh, Hawaii


FUCKED UP NAS
We never meant to fart


FUCKED UP COAL
avant-garde, thy art


68 QUOTES IS
One gem


MY ONLY GOAL
Higher than iron


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
Invisible to some


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
Until it's time


YEEEEAH
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


ARE YOU READY?
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
Okay, bump


HOLD UP HOLD UP


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
[Verse 2]


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


DUBS?
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


QUADS?
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


FUCK
[Pre-Chorus]


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Okay, post to add to spam


COB WON!
Let this one be to get rangebanned




=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
[Chorus]
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Ahahahahaha!
But I thought you knew me truly


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
Something different than we started with on the '4


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Does it even matter to me?


Then put that gem in another gem


And then just keep going
[Verse 3]


Until I get a big ass gem
I was in the /qa2/


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


You know what I'm gem?
posting stealth jaks on TOR


Yo!
[Chorus]


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


But I thought you knew me truly


I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Something different than we started with in the '4


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Does it even matter to me?


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
[Post-Chorus]


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


Back the bvll out garage
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


And put the bvll in your Cob
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


Make your Cob Gangnam Style


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
[Refrain]


Damn, too many gems
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Can't even bump my own threads
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Boutta explode through my pants
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
(Join if you wish)


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
And Colorjaks?


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Why don't you come through?
[Bridge]


Before I Goku
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


Cob on page 40, back to the top
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


With your bitch posting 'toss too
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


I'm making a line out of gems;


Call that shit Bejewled!
[Refrain]


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
Why don't post some Colorjaks


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't you come through?
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


Before I Goku
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


EEEYUCK


SHYEEAH


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


Why don't you come through?
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


Before I Goku
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
FUCKED UP CHUDS


FUCKED UP TROONS


FUCKED UP KUZ'S


I don't even know what /qa/ is
IRC CHATROOM


Ahahahaha!
FUCKED UP NAS


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
FUCKED UP COAL


68 QUOTES IS


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
MY ONLY GOAL


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
YEEEEAH


THIS RHYME GOES OUT


Feral, ah, feral
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
ARE YOU READY?


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
HOLD UP HOLD UP


Janny knows your game, what you're about
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


And to me that's falsefag, ah
HOLD UP HOLD UP


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


Just wait 'til they post more scat
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


DUBS?


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
QUADS?


You know it (really, really cob)
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
FUCK


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
COB WON!


Just to tell you once again


Who's a gem?
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
Ahaahaha!


Every duel you take
Ahahahahaha!


And every post you make
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Every coal you save
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


Every Cob you sage
Then put that gem in another gem


I'll be watching you
And then just keep going


… Every single page
Until I get a big ass gem


And every word you say
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


Every thread on kway
You know what I'm gem?


Every time you rage
Yo!


I'll be watching you


… Oh, can't you see


You belong to me?
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


How my poor heart aches
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


With every Cob you sage?
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


The onions boy's behind the screen
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


The onions boy's behind the screen
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Back the bvll out garage


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
And put the bvll in your Cob


The schizotard is in the thread
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


The schizotards are in my thread
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
Damn, too many gems


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
Can't even bump my own threads


Four diaperjaks on my waist


And if the site's imploding many months too short
Boutta explode through my pants


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board




The new spammer is in this thread
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


The new spammer is in this thread
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


You make the posts
Why don't you come through?


You spam your cobs
Before I Goku


You spam the site until it stops
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


You call me locked


And colorjakkers keyed


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Cob on page 40, back to the top


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


All who you trace, and all that is swede
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


All that you bump, all you down
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
With your bitch posting 'toss too


All that's mustard, all that's dust
I'm making a line out of gems;


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
Call that shit Bejewled!


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


And all you sage and all you report


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
Why don't you come through?


And all that was kept and all that was lost
Before I Goku


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


But the gems are bumped up on the board




''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you
Why don't you come through?


I 'jakked too much
Before I Goku


and that's an issue
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


But I'm BBC


Gem


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
I don't even know what /qa/ is


But I hope I never goon again
Ahahahaha!


I know it breaks your Racer
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


4 years no janny
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Now you looking Frooty
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


on Angeleno tranny
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


And I-I-I can't 'jak
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


No I-I-I can't duel


So baby bot me closer
Feral, ah, feral


in the back skibidi toilet
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


That I know you can't afford


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


Pull the gem right off the corner
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


from that NAS you just quoted
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


From your roommate back in Ohio
Janny knows your game, what you're about


We ain't never not the 'Jakker


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


Gemmy the Soyjak
And to me that's falsefag, ah


Was party saving 'mber
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


In a color Cob thread
Just wait 'til they post more scat


With a traced nose


And two eyes made out of 'tter
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Gemmy the Soyjak
You know it (really, really cob)


Is nas coal they say
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


But was made to glow
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


As the 'teens know
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


How he gemmed the 'log that day
Just to tell you once again


Who's a gem?


There must have been tanzanite in
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


That old meta board they loathed
Every duel you take


For when they locked it up for good
And every post you make


In him the 'log was clothed
Every coal you save


Every Cob you sage


Gemmy the Soyjak
I'll be watching you


Shined as a gem sure should
… Every single page


And the chudcels say
And every word you say


It was just like /qa/
Every thread on kway


Glistening as a gem could
Every time you rage


I'll be watching you


Gemmy the Soyjak
… Oh, can't you see


Knew Kolyma was on that day
You belong to me?


So he said: 'jak him
How my poor heart aches


Right on a whim
With every Cob you sage?


Before it's moved to /nate/
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


The onions boy's behind the screen


Straight to MS Paint
The onions boy's behind the screen


With an old mouse in his hand
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


Drawing here and there
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


All in canvas square
The schizotard is in the thread


Posting: 'jakking if I can
The schizotards are in my thread


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


Seen by the Turkish jan


And he only stopped his ploy
And if the site's imploding many months too short


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


For Gemmy the Soyjak
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Posted dark coal on his way


No evading for him
The new spammer is in this thread


Saying: No 'sterium
The new spammer is in this thread


>My ban only lasts a day!
You make the posts


>My ban only lasts a day!
You spam your cobs


>My ban only lasts a day!
You spam the site until it stops


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
You call me locked


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
And colorjakkers keyed


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
All who you trace, and all that is swede


All that you bump, all you down


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


Custom chudjak variants
All that's mustard, all that's dust


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


We gotta make the trannies ack
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


And all you sage and all you report


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
And all that was kept and all that was lost


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
But the gems are bumped up on the board


Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


We gotta make the trannies ack
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
I was in /qa/ before I met you


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
I 'jakked too much


Look at that cobson, he got it
and that's an issue


Yelling in the camera, man
But I'm BBC


He must have some fun
Gem


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


Onion noises?
But I hope I never goon again


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
I know it breaks your Racer


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
4 years no janny


Now you looking Frooty


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
on Angeleno tranny


Custom chudjak variants
And I-I-I can't 'jak


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
No I-I-I can't duel


We gotta make the trannies ack
So baby bot me closer


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
in the back skibidi toilet


I dunno what I was posting
That I know you can't afford


Leaving my jaks behind,
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
Pull the gem right off the corner


from that NAS you just quoted


With all this vantablack niggerstone
From your roommate back in Ohio


Coming to Haunt me forever,
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Gemmy the Soyjak


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
Was party saving 'mber


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
In a color Cob thread


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
With a traced nose


And two eyes made out of 'tter


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
Gemmy the Soyjak


Is nas coal they say


Its been so long
But was made to glow


Since I've seen my 'son
As the 'teens know


lost to this coaler
How he gemmed the 'log that day


To the tranny behind the spade spam


There must have been tanzanite in


Since you've been dust
That old meta board they loathed


I've been browsin this stupid site
For when they locked it up for good


so I could ponder
In him the 'log was clothed


the sanity of a jakker


Gemmy the Soyjak


I wish I partied with soot
Shined as a gem sure should


With the gems of the past qway
And the chudcels say


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
It was just like /qa/


Glistening as a gem could


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
Gemmy the Soyjak


Knew Kolyma was on that day


Kolyma news is killing teens
So he said: 'jak him


But the Party go without him
Right on a whim


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
Before it's moved to /nate/




They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
Straight to MS Paint


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
With an old mouse in his hand


Drawing here and there


Its been so long
All in canvas square


Since I've seen my 'son
Posting: 'jakking if I can


lost to this coaler


To the tranny behind the spade spam
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Seen by the Turkish jan


Since you've been dust
And he only stopped his ploy


I've been browsin this stupid site
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker
For Gemmy the Soyjak


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
Posted dark coal on his way
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
No evading for him


But then they archived her alive
Saying: No 'sterium


Ongezellig, 2023
>My ban only lasts a day!


With just her Mymy at her side
>My ban only lasts a day!


And only days before the bumps
>My ban only lasts a day!


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Now she's my loving wife and bride
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


On empty boards around the 'chan
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Just to love Maya
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


At least enough to keep it on
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Maybe get a blister on your thumb


And now she posts on her PC


With her old sister going outside
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Says it was gem to post online
Custom chudjak variants


But now she made herself a bride
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


And won't be an incel again
We gotta make the trannies ack


The thread looks coaller from afar


That's right below where archives are
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


He didn't mean to miss your thread
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


With gems and Mymys wed
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


Maya just hides and falls apart


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Custom chudjak variants


On the boards we used to love
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Just to love Maya
We gotta make the trannies ack


At least enough to keep it on
I shoulda learned to draw the soys


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


And here's where your banner shows
Look at that cobson, he got it


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Yelling in the camera, man


Upzelligs come in rows
He must have some fun


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
Onion noises?


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


Staring at Switches with childish joy
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Custom chudjak variants


The gem that started the art of our years
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
I dunno what I was posting


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
Leaving my jaks behind,


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog




Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
With all this vantablack niggerstone


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Coming to Haunt me forever,


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Designed to insult yet taken so well
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
Its been so long


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
Since I've seen my 'son


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
lost to this coaler


To the tranny behind the spade spam


Named after distant anonymous types


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Since you've been dust


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
I've been browsin this stupid site


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
I wish I partied with soot


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
With the gems of the past qway


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers




Told to be ugly, face of a nation
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


As if from a god, smiles so impish


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
Kolyma news is killing teens


But the Party go without him


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there




Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
Its been so long


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Since I've seen my 'son


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
lost to this coaler


All because he could not get off his couch
To the tranny behind the spade spam




Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
Since you've been dust


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
I've been browsin this stupid site


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
so I could ponder


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
the sanity of a jakker


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
But then they archived her alive


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
Ongezellig, 2023


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
With just her Mymy at her side


And only days before the bumps


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Now she's my loving wife and bride


In a little while from now
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


If I'm not feeling any less bored
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


I promise myself to treat myself


And visit a nearby board
But now we must bump up every 'lig


And clicking on the 'log
On the boards we used to love


Will scroll on to the top
Just to love Maya


In an effort to  
At least enough to keep it on


Get some more (you)'s


And be a gemmy jaker
And now she posts on her PC


With her old sister going outside


Says it was gem to post online


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
But now she made herself a bride


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
And won't be an incel again


"She" perma'd him
The thread looks coaller from afar


No point in us remaining
That's right below where archives are


We may as well just go
He didn't mean to miss your thread


As I did on my own
With gems and Mymys wed


Banned again, naturally
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Maya just hides and falls apart




To think that only yesterday
But now we must bump up every 'lig


I was gemmy,bright and gay
On the boards we used to love


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
Just to love Maya


The 'jak i was about to make
At least enough to keep it on


But as if to knock me down


The jannies came arround
And here's where your banner shows


And without so much as a mere -ACK!
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Cut me into little coalies
Upzelligs come in rows


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


And it's so gem to see my wife agree


Leaving me to doubt
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Oh, if he really is a gem
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Why did I get perma'd?!
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


In my hour of need
Staring at Switches with childish joy


I truly am indeed
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


Banned again, naturally
The gem that started the art of our years




World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


It seems to me that
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


there are more span threads in the 'log
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


That can't be gemmied
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Left unattended


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


What do we do?
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


What do we do?
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?




Designed to insult yet taken so well


Banned again,naturally
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Looking back over the years


And whatever else that appears
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Never wishing to hide the tears
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


And just at twelve years old
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


The teens, Cob bless their soul


Could't understand why the ony site
Named after distant anonymous types


They had ever loved had been take
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


Leaving them to spam
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


With a heart so badly broken
He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Despite the many gems from me


No 'jaks were ever posted
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


And when they all got wiped
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


I cried and cried all day


Told to be ugly, face of a nation


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


Banned again. naturally
As if from a god, smiles so impish


Banned again, naturally
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish




=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
All because he could not get off his couch


Soot, I never got to say thank you


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


See the sharty is the finest board quality


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
=== Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again) ===


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
In a little while from now


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
If I'm not feeling any less bored


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
I promise myself to treat myself


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
And visit a nearby board


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
And clicking on the 'log


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
Will scroll on to the top


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
In an effort to
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Get some more (you)'s
A long long time ago


I can still remember
And be a gemmy jaker


How that soyjaks used to make me smile




And I knew if I had my chance
Left standing in the thred full o'gems


That I could make those trannies hang
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


And maybe they'd be a man forever
"She" perma'd him


No point in us remaining


But November made me shiver
We may as well just go


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
As I did on my own


Bad news on the doorstep
Banned again, naturally


I couldn't post one more 'jak




I can't remember if I cried
To think that only yesterday


When I read about all the pruned threads
I was gemmy,bright and gay


But something touched me deep inside
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


The day the /qa/ died
The 'jak i was about to make


But as if to knock me down


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
The jannies came arround


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Cut me into little coalies


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


Leaving me to doubt


Did you write the Book of Soy?
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


And do you like baiting Soot above?
Oh, if he really is a gem


If the jannies tell you so
Why did I get perma'd?!


In my hour of need


Do you believe in soydueling?
I truly am indeed


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
Banned again, naturally


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?




Well I know that you're in love with him
It seems to me that  


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
there are more span threads in the 'log


You both kicked off your shoes
That can't be gemmied


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
Left unattended




I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
What do we do?


But I knew I was out of luck
What do we do?


The day the /qa/ died




I started singing
Banned again,naturally


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Looking back over the years


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
And whatever else that appears


This will be the gem that save /qa/
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


Never wishing to hide the tears


Now for two years we've been on our own
And just at twelve years old


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
The teens, Cob bless their soul


But that's not how it used to be
Could't understand why the ony site


They had ever loved had been take


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
Leaving them to spam


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
With a heart so badly broken


And a voice that came from KGB
Despite the many gems from me


No 'jaks were ever posted


Oh, and while the King was looking down


The Russian stole his gemmy crown


The Sharty was adjourned
And when they all got wiped


No verdict was returned
I cried and cried all day




And while trannies read a book on Marx


The spammers practiced in the park
Banned again. naturally


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
Banned again, naturally


The day the /qa/ died


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


We were singing
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


This will be the gem that save /qa/
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
Soot, I never got to say thank you


Eight miles high and falling fast
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


They hanged foul on a tree
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


While the jannies played a marching tune
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


We all got up to spam
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


Oh, but we never got the chance
See the sharty is the finest board quality


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


The jannytroons refused to yield
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


Do you recall what was revealed
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


The day the /qa/ died?
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


We started singing
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
I can still remember


This will be the gem that save /qa/
How that soyjaks used to make me smile




And I knew if I had my chance


Oh, and there we were all in one board
That I could make those trannies hang


A generation lost and bored
And maybe they'd be a man forever


With no time left to start a raid


But November made me shiver


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
Bad news on the doorstep


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
I couldn't post one more 'jak




Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
I can't remember if I cried


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
When I read about all the pruned threads


No janny born in Hell
But something touched me deep inside
 
Could break the spammers’ spell
 
 
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
 
To light the circlejerking rite
 
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


The day the /qa/ died
The day the /qa/ died




He was singing
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
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Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
This will be the gem that save /qa/




I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
Did you write the Book of Soy?


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
And do you like baiting Soot above?


And xe just cried and roped away
If the jannies tell you so




I went down to the sacred board
Do you believe in soydueling?


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


But the message said the post wouldn't go
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?




And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
Well I know that you're in love with him


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


But not a word was posted
You both kicked off your shoes


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues




And the three men I admire most
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


They caught the last train for the coast
But I knew I was out of luck


The day the /qa/ died
The day the /qa/ died




And they were singing
I started singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
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Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
This will be the gem that save /qa/




They were singing
Now for two years we've been on our own


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
But that's not how it used to be


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
And a voice that came from KGB


Singing songs about the soyland


I miss the Sharty once again
Oh, and while the King was looking down


And I think it's a sin, yes
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


The Sharty was adjourned


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
No verdict was returned


Well I heard old Josh put her down


Well I hope Null will remember
And while trannies read a book on Marx


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
The spammers practiced in the park


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


Sweet board Gemmybama
The day the /qa/ died


Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama
We were singing


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


The Great Soyset does not bother me
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Does your conscience bother you?


Tell the truth
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


Sweet board Gemmybama
Eight miles high and falling fast


Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama
They hanged foul on a tree


Soot, I'm coming home to you
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
While the jannies played a marching tune


Soot, I'm coming home to you
We all got up to spam


Yeah, yeah
Oh, but we never got the chance




Kuz's got the answer
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
The jannytroons refused to yield
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Do you recall what was revealed


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
The day the /qa/ died?


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
We started singing


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


I post her, I jak her
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


The sun caught in her orange hair
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Is blazing me out of all control
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


Like coal


Black coal


This coal is in my posts
Oh, and there we were all in one board


This burning desire
A generation lost and bored


is turning me to NAS
With no time left to start a raid




It's not my fault (mea culpa)
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


It's not my fault (mea culpa)


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


No janny born in Hell


Protect me, Kuz
Could break the spammers’ spell


Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Don't let her coal my threads and board
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


Ban Ongezellig!
To light the circlejerking rite


And let it sit in qa
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
The day the /qa/ died




Black coal
He was singing


NAS coal
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Now mymy, its your turn
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Choose me or qa
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on her
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


(Kyrie eleison)
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


Kuz have mercy on me
And xe just cried and roped away


(Kyrie eleison)


But she will be mine
I went down to the sacred board


Or she'll be banned
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
But the message said the post wouldn't go
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


Pedos smell fear
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


Lucky for you, I got a
But not a word was posted


[Start a New Thread] was all broken


3 DAY BAN!


Leave it to the mod he's a
And the three men I admire most


3 DAY JAN!
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


Keeping the feds at bay
They caught the last train for the coast


3 DAY BAN
The day the /qa/ died


Scare the pedos away


3 DAY BAN
And they were singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


That'll be zero bucks
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


>But my catalog's wiped
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Shhhhh
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
This will be the gem that save /qa/


But lucky for you you,


I have come with a solution!
They were singing


It's your lucky day
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


ZELLIG SPAM
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Shill the show for you
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


ZELLIG SPAM
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


They'll necrobump threads too
Jakking it up so we can win


ZELLIG SPAM
Singing songs about the soyland


Whole board is orange now
I miss the Sharty once again


ZELLIG SPAM
And I think it's a sin, yes




Site's saved you're welcome
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
Well I heard old Josh put her down


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
Well I hope Null will remember


>No!
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


>I don't have 2 million dollars
Sweet board Gemmybama


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
Where the gems are so blue


>NO!
Sweet board Gemmybama


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
Soot, I'm coming home to you


>My investors are gonna kill me


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


Failraids that won't heal
The Great Soyset does not bother me


You look so chuddy, angry
Does your conscience bother you?


Bring down /soy/'s government
Tell the truth


They don't, they don't speak for us


I'll take a quiet board
Sweet board Gemmybama


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama


And no 'BC and no coalposting.
Soot, I'm coming home to you


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


Sooty, sooty
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


This is my final seethe
Soot, I'm coming home to you


My final soyduel with
Yeah, yeah




No 'BC and no coalposting.
Kuz's got the answer


No 'BC and no coalposting.
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


Such a gemmy thread
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


And such a gemmy reply
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


No 'BC and no coalposting.
I post her, I jak her


No 'BC and no coalposting.
The sun caught in her orange hair


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Is blazing me out of all control


=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Like coal


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Black coal


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
This coal is in my posts


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
This burning desire


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
is turning me to NAS


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
If in God's plan (mea culpa)


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Protect me, Kuz


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Don't let her coal my threads and board


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Ban Ongezellig!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
And let it sit in qa


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Or else let it be mine and mine alone


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
Black coal


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
NAS coal


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
Now mymy, its your turn


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
Choose me or qa


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
Ben mine of you'll be coal!


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


I don’t care if the 'p archives
(Kyrie eleison)


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
Kuz have mercy on her


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
(Kyrie eleison)


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
Kuz have mercy on me


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
(Kyrie eleison)


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
But she will be mine


And the toad isn’t green
Or she'll be banned


And the 'p is unforeseen
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


And what exactly is a 'teen?
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


And what exactly is a Sproke?
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
Pedos smell fear
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
Lucky for you, I got a


VERSUS


DR FAUCI
3 DAY BAN!


BEGIN!
Leave it to the mod he's a


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
3 DAY JAN!


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Keeping the feds at bay


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
3 DAY BAN


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
Scare the pedos away


WHO WON?
3 DAY BAN


WHOSE NEXT?


YOU DECIDE!
That'll be zero bucks


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
>But my catalog's wiped


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Shhhhh
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
But lucky for you you,


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
I have come with a solution!


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
It's your lucky day


I had no loving board, …ACK!


ZELLIG SPAM


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Shill the show for you


Gemmy as a board without coal
ZELLIG SPAM


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
They'll necrobump threads too


Gemmy as a board without coal
ZELLIG SPAM


Whole board is orange now


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
ZELLIG SPAM


Knowing that Soots watching above


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Site's saved you're welcome


Gemmy as a board without coal
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
>No!


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
>I don't have 2 million dollars


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


>NO!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


Gemmy as a board without coal
>My investors are gonna kill me


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


Gemmy as a board without coal
A 'log that slowly kills you


Failraids that won't heal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
You look so chuddy, angry


Knowing that Soots watching above
Bring down /soy/'s government


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
They don't, they don't speak for us


Gemmy as a board without coal
I'll take a quiet board


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Gemmy as a board without coal
No 'BC and no coalposting.


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
Sooty, sooty
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed


although he wanted fame
This is my final seethe


He said Kuz was his name
My final soyduel with


which came as some surprise


I laughed and then replied
No 'BC and no coalposting.


"I thought you left the board"
No 'BC and no coalposting.


A long long time ago
No 'BC and no coalposting, please




Oh no, not kuz
Such a gemmy thread


He never lost control
And such a gemmy reply


You're face, to face


With the teen who sold the board
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


He laughed and shook my hand
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


And I went back to school
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


He said he'd buy the board
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


For thousands, maybe more
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I gazed a gazeless stare
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


We'd post a million threads
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


I must have left the board
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


a long long time ago
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Who knows? Not me,
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I never lost control
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


You're face, to face
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


With the 'teen who sold the board.
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


The board was full of chuds
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


And some feds as well
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Singing songs of victory
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


In the name of mighty kwey
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


'Til Nate got excited and
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


He replied to them there:
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


It's a long way to the 'party
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


It's a long way to go
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


It's a long way to my home board
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


Goodbye you anons
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


Farewell 4cuck square
I don’t care if the 'p archives


It's a long, long way to the 'party
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


But my heart's right there
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I’ll do my gemming in the winter
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


They're gonna ban me long
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


Change my IP right behind their backs
And the toad isn’t green


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
And the 'p is unforeseen


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
And what exactly is a 'teen?


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
And what exactly is a Sproke?


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


Don't wanna hear about it
DR SOYBERG


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
VERSUS


Everyone knows about it
DR FAUCI


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
BEGIN!


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


I'm going to the /soy/ log
WHO WON?


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
WHOSE NEXT?


I'm gonna post them all
YOU DECIDE!


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
A board we tought would last til the end of days


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


I had no loving board, …ACK!


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Or of any other place and shithole
Gemmy as a board without coal


That's lying left and right
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
Gemmy as a board without coal




And I'm raiding 4chan
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Seeing Dolly's joy
Knowing that Soots watching above


Watching all the soyteens
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Linking it on /soy/
Gemmy as a board without coal


I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


Oh,I will never forget the day
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


The jannies banned the kwey
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Seeing our home board going in such way


I thought I'll say a last farewell
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


But I followed Soot awa
Gemmy as a board without coal


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal


And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Watching all the soyteens
Knowing that Soots watching above


Linking it on /soy/
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


I really was delighted and without a jog
Gemmy as a board without coal


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
Gemmy as a board without coal


They might say that IT'S OVER
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


But I know gems will come
Gemmy as a board without coal


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


And Sooty in the sky
Talking bout what's keyed


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
although he wanted fame


He said Kuz was his name


And I'm raiding 4chan
which came as some surprise


Seeing Dolly's joy
I laughed and then replied


Watching all the soyteens
"I thought you left the board"


Linking it on /soy/
A long long time ago


I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Oh no, not kuz


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
He never lost control
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
You're face, to face


Going into /soy/ board
With the teen who sold the board


Making trannies ACK


He laughed and shook my hand


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
And I went back to school


From the 'fe to /trant/
He said he'd buy the board


Saying everything is coaly
For thousands, maybe more


Without your jakkers at
I gazed a gazeless stare


We'd post a million threads


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
I must have left the board


In every thread I go I see you
a long long time ago


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious
Who knows? Not me,


I never lost control


Kino getting posted,baby
You're face, to face


Rising through coal and dust
With the 'teen who sold the board.


And it's just getting started
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


While Dolly's smiling at us
Who came to /pol/ one day


The board was full of chuds


Jannies might get you out someday
And some feds as well


Just wait and see
Singing songs of victory


But now don't forget your arrow
In the name of mighty kwey


While you're dueling me
'Til Nate got excited and


He replied to them there:


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you
It's a long way to the 'party


When the gems are shining
It's a long way to go


Now we're quoting back
It's a long way to my home board


Though it's obvious
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Goodbye you anons


Farewell 4cuck square


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
It's a long, long way to the 'party


In every thread I go I see you
But my heart's right there


When the gems are shining
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


Now we're quoting back
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


Though it's obvious
They're gonna ban me long


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
Change my IP right behind their backs


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Soyence in the home


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
Don't wanna hear about it


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Calls xer on the phone
Everyone knows about it


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


But as xe's getting ready to go
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


A knock comes on the door
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man




Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
I'm going to the /soy/ log


Came down upon xer head
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
I'm gonna post them all


Made sure that xe was dead
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


Goldstein gets annoyed
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


So he waits behind


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


Or of any other place and shithole


But when je turns jer back on the boy
That's lying left and right


He creeps up from behind
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site




Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And I'm raiding 4chan


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
Seeing Dolly's joy


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Watching all the soyteens


Made sure that je was dead
Linking it on /soy/


I really was delighted and without a jog


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Chudwell stands alone


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
Oh,I will never forget the day


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
The jannies banned the kwey


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
Seeing our home board going in such way
 
I thought I'll say a last farewell
 
But I followed Soot awa
 
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


But as the words are leaving his lips


A noise comes from behind
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


They might say that IT'S OVER


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
But I know gems will come


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And Sooty in the sky


Made sure that he was dead
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay




Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
And I'm raiding 4chan


(Do-do, do-do do)
Seeing Dolly's joy


Watching all the soyteens


Silver Hammer Chud
Linking it on /soy/


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


Line 8,057: Line 8,027:


Making trannies ACK
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]




Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                    
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


From the 'fe to /trant/
From the 'fe to /trant/
Line 8,107: Line 8,076:


Though it's obvious
Though it's obvious




Line 8,119: Line 8,089:
Though it's obvious
Though it's obvious


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
Soyence in the home


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
Calls xer on the phone


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


But as xe's getting ready to go


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
A knock comes on the door


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
Came down upon xer head


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
Made sure that xe was dead


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
Goldstein gets annoyed


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
So he waits behind


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


Charging all together for me little soyjak site




Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
But when je turns jer back on the boy


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
He creeps up from behind


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


And it's down in /qa/
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


That's where I long to be
Made sure that je was dead


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
Chudwell stands alone


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


But as the words are leaving his lips


And it's down in the /soy/ board
A noise comes from behind


That's where I long to be


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Made sure that he was dead
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


Sooty's mighty jakker army
(Do-do, do-do do)




Well,we're marching on
Silver Hammer Chud


We are the gemmy 'teens
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
That's where they're at


Going into /soy/ board


We might be soys(we might be soys)
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Well,albeit just schizo boys
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


In '21(and'22)
From the 'fe to /trant/


We had some fun(we're telling you)
Saying everything is coaly


That's when Sooty had his dream
Without your jakkers at




And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
In every thread I go I see you


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
When the gems are shining


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
Now we're quoting back


New kino awaits to be
Though it's obvious




All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
Kino getting posted,baby


Are gonna be there quoting you
Rising through coal and dust


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
And it's just getting started


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
While Dolly's smiling at us




Sooty's mighty jakker army
Jannies might get you out someday


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Just wait and see


Sooty's mighty jakker army
But now don't forget your arrow


Sooty's mighty jakker army
While you're dueling me




Well,we're marching on
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


We are the gemmy 'teens
In every thread I go I see you


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
When the gems are shining


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Now we're quoting back


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Though it's obvious




Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


Without a jog(without a jog)
In every thread I go I see you


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
When the gems are shining


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
Now we're quoting back


We'll all be set(well al be set)
Though it's obvious


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===




From the /tv/(from the /tv)
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


We're gonna try to do it once more
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


Sooty's mighty jakker army
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


Well,we're marching on
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


We are the gemmy 'teens
This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


Well,we're marching on
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


Charging all together for me little soyjak site


And it's hot,shot,soyteens


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
We


Are the Sharty Gems
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


We'll always 'jak the day
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And if you think we can't


We'll always find a way
And it's down in /qa/


That's why the people of this board
That's where I long to be


Believe in
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


And Sweden!
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


Oh, I believe in yesterday


And it's down in the /soy/ board


That's where I long to be


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


There's a tranny hanging over me
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Why xe had to go?
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I said something coal
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Now I long for yesterday


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Oh, I believe in yesterday
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens




Why xe had to go?
We might be soys(we might be soys)


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


I said something coal
Well,albeit just schizo boys


Now I long for yesterday
In '21(and'22)


We had some fun(we're telling you)


That's when Sooty had his dream


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Now I need a place to hide from coal
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
New kino awaits to be
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen


From the janitors is silence
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


Which thread next is taken?
Are gonna be there quoting you


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


But you see, it's not Swede
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


It's not classic indeed


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
Sooty's mighty jakker army


With their dance and their rape
Sooty's mighty jakker army


And their rape and their spade
Sooty's mighty jakker army


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
Sooty's mighty jakker army




In your thread, in your thread
Well,we're marching on


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
We are the gemmy 'teens


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Another teen is saging


'log is taken over
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


When the janitors are silent
Without a jog(without a jog)


One more thread is taken
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


It's the same old spam
We'll all be set(well al be set)


Since the kway shut down
Stealing the GET on /s4s/


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


With their dance and their rape
From the /tv/(from the /tv)


And their rape and their spade
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


In your thread, in your thread
We're gonna try to do it once more


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Sooty's mighty jakker army


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
Well,we're marching on


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
We are the gemmy 'teens


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


You goddamn right
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
Well,we're marching on


And not from another board so the jannies think
We are the gemmy 'teens


They have the authority to kill a minority
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


To be reported' on, and rangebanned


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


With a little bit of gems in a folder
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Locking our kway forcing us out
Are the Sharty Gems


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
We'll always 'jak the day


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
And if you think we can't


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
We'll always find a way


Beat a jannie outta shape
That's why the people of this board


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
Believe in


To ack- him after the beatup
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


Still doing it fo' free aren't they
And Sweden!


I don't know if they troons or what
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
Now it looks as though they're here to stay


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Nojak will swarm


On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


A young soyteen on a warpath
There's a tranny hanging over me


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
Why xe had to go?


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
I said something coal


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Now I long for yesterday


Fuck the Jannies


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
Why xe had to go?


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


To the jury about this fucked up incident
I said something coal


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
Now I long for yesterday


Because the soys on the board are a majority


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


A spam post, for the so-called janny
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Jannies start noticing my soyposting


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
Pages slowly fallen


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
From the janitors is silence


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
Which thread next is taken?


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
But you see, it's not Swede


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
It's not classic indeed


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
With their dance and their rape


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
And their rape and their spade


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
In your thread, in your thread


Or any troon that threatens me
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


With potential to get bad as fuck
Another teen is saging


So I'm a turn it around
'log is taken over


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
When the janitors are silent


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
One more thread is taken


Takin' out a janny would make my day


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
It's the same old spam


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Since the kway shut down


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
With their dance and their rape


Fuck the Jannies
And their rape and their spade


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
In your thread, in your thread


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Soyteen: But it's not spam
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


Banning me, and for what?
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
You goddamn right


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


Posting troonjak or an ACK
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
And not from another board so the jannies think


They know my IP by heart
They have the authority to kill a minority


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


The Cob with the criminal behavior
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
To be reported' on, and rangebanned


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


0 euros, or 0 dollars
With a little bit of gems in a folder


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
Locking our kway forcing us out


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
You'd rather see me in the 'arty


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


Dumb tranny with an axewound
Beat a jannie outta shape


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


That I take out, and then get away
To ack- him after the beatup


While I'm drivin off laughin'
Still doing it fo' free aren't they


This is what I'll say
I don't know if they troons or what


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


Fuck the Jannies
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


(The verdict)
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
Nojak will swarm


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


Get him out of here (I want justice)
A young soyteen on a warpath


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


Out, right now
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


We'll kill every nigger men
Janny:'Cause I feel like it


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
El Perro, will you please give your testimony
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
To the jury about this fucked up incident


You wanna bang?
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


Sure, Bvll
Because the soys on the board are a majority


Jump in
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
A spam post, for the so-called janny


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


Impregnation, life is your creation
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


Impregnation, life is your creation
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


You can fuck, you can breed
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Impregnation, life is your creation
Or any troon that threatens me


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


Uooh u, Uooh u
With potential to get bad as fuck


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
So I'm a turn it around


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Uooh u, Uooh u
Takin' out a janny would make my day


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


You can fuck, you can breed
Fuck the Jannies


If you say, I'm always yours
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


You can fuck, you can breed
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


If you say, I'm always yours
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Soyteen: But it's not spam


Uooh u, Uooh u
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


Uooh u, Uooh u
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Banning me, and for what?


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Maybe it's because we are too keyed


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


Impregnation, life is your creation
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Posting troonjak or an ACK


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
They know my IP by heart


Impregnation, life is your creation
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
The Cob with the criminal behavior


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


Uooh u, Uooh u
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
0 euros, or 0 dollars


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


Uooh u, Uooh u
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
Dumb tranny with an axewound


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
That I take out, and then get away
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
While I'm drivin off laughin'


Oh, sneedin'
This is what I'll say


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Ooh, yeah
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Oh, ‘jaks out
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
Fuck the Jannies


Oh, green eyes
(The verdict)


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
cuckold, faggot motherfucker


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Get him out of here (I want justice)


‘ty again, ‘ty again
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


Sprokin'
Out, right now


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


Oh, quotin'
Fuck the Jannies


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
Fuck the Jannies


Oh, sneedin'
Fuck the Jannies


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Fuck the Jannies


Oh, thoughings
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


High in count between all the posters on the kway
Come on grab your friends


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
We'll kill every nigger men


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
The fun will never end, it's TND Time


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


Him away, him away
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
Hi, Bvll!


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
You wanna bang?


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Sure, Bvll


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Jump in


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Him away, him away
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


Yeah, ooh
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Impregnation, life is your creation
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


All gathered in the party
Impregnation, life is your creation


And flying high as the black sun
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


Hmm-hmm
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


Just know what the 'Party's about
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
You can fuck, you can breed


Hmm-hmm
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


Stop tryna be gems
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Hmm-hmm
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Stop tryna be gems
Impregnation, life is your creation


Hmm-hmm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


That's not who you- are
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Hmm-hmm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Stop tryna be gems
Uooh u, Uooh u


Hmm-hmm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Post for it every night
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Truth be told, I never try
Uooh u, Uooh u


Gemeralds are the wife of life
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


All three soyjaks look alike
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


After two you get a cloudflare price
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
You can fuck, you can breed


Stop tryna be gems almighty
If you say, I'm always yours


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
You can fuck, you can breed


It's always coal, no matter what you try
If you say, I'm always yours


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
Uooh u, Uooh u


Cause jannies control the sharty
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Hmm-hmm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Stop tryna be gems
Uooh u, Uooh u


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Hmm-hmm
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Stop tryna be gems
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Hmm-hmm
Impregnation, life is your creation


That's not what you- are
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Hmm-hmm
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Stop tryna be gems
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Hmm-hmm
Impregnation, life is your creation


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Always keep your thread tight
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
Uooh u, Uooh u


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Uooh u, Uooh u


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


'Cause jannies control the sharty
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
Oh, sneedin'


Stick to the boards in my raiding
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
Ooh, yeah


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
Oh, ‘jaks out


Hmm-hmm
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


Stop tryna be gems
Oh, green eyes


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


Hmm-hmm
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Stop tryna be gems
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Hmm-hmm
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


That's not what you- are
‘ty again, ‘ty again


Hmm-hmm
Sprokin'


Stop tryna be gems
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


Hmm-hmm
Oh, quotin'


Stop tryna be gems, gems
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
Oh, sneedin'


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
Oh, thoughings


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
High in count between all the posters on the kway


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Woah-oh-oh
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Woah-oh-oh
Him away, him away


Woah-oh-oh
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Woah-oh-oh
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


That peer reviewed?
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
Him away, him away


(Janny, give me a break)
Yeah, ooh


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


At first he would tell me I'm a gem


Actually no thanks, I'm ok


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
All gathered in the party


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
And flying high as the black sun


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Hmm-hmm


Just know what the 'Party's about


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Hmm-hmm


Even >though
Stop tryna be gems


Aids, sale
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


One duel is never enough
Hmm-hmm


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
Stop tryna be gems


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
Hmm-hmm


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
That's not who you- are


So coally
Hmm-hmm


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
Stop tryna be gems


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
Hmm-hmm


Post for it every night


\soy\ and these GETs are tight


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Truth be told, I never try


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
Gemeralds are the wife of life


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
All three soyjaks look alike


Why my new gems don't seem to want me
After two you get a cloudflare price


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


Coals up the log but that's okay
Stop tryna be gems almighty


It coals the log but that's okay
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
It's always coal, no matter what you try


On and on and on and on and on
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


That's the way that it goes
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


Nikocado, I adore
Cause jannies control the sharty


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Diminishing gemstones
Hmm-hmm


Oh that's how it goes
Stop tryna be gems


All I wanna say
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Oh, another ‘roo
Hmm-hmm


Oh, another raid
Stop tryna be gems


Oh, another ‘roo
Hmm-hmm


Oh, another raid
That's not what you- are


Oh, another ‘roo
Hmm-hmm


Oh, another raid
Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
Always keep your thread tight


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
If zellig is IAS then that's a no


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
'Cause jannies control the sharty


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Stick to the boards in my raiding


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
Hmm-hmm


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
Stop tryna be gems


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
Hmm-hmm


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
That's not what you- are


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
Hmm-hmm


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
Stop tryna be gems


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems, gems


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


===Angry Videogame Chud===
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Woah-oh-oh


He's gonna take you back to the past
Woah-oh-oh


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
Woah-oh-oh


He'd rather have a buffalo
Woah-oh-oh


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
That peer reviewed?


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
I just wait for us to dump our folders


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
(Janny, give me a break)


He's the angry Cobson nerd
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


He's the angry video game chud
Actually no thanks, I'm ok


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


When you visit the Sharty
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


Make sure youre into /soy/
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


Although he never posted a frog
I want new gems, but they don't want me


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


He's the angry cobson chud
Even >though


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
Aids, sale


He's the angry video game chud
One duel is never enough


I just wait for the spam to go in circles


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


Horrible abominations of soykind
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


They make him so mad he could ACK
So coally


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


Can we switch into the chorus right now?


They shit the site and don't care one bit


But this chud he doesn't forget it


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
I want new gems, but they don't want me


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


Why don't the jannies do anything?
Why my new gems don't seem to want me




He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
Coals up the log but that's okay


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
It coals the log but that's okay


He's the angry
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


A24
On and on and on and on and on


Swede
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Cobson
That's the way that it goes


Chudjak
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


Bernd
Nikocado, I adore


Gapejak
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Massjak
Diminishing gemstones


El perro rabioso
Oh that's how it goes


Coinjak
All I wanna say


smugjak
Oh, another ‘roo


Alicia
Oh, another raid


Soyjak chud
Oh, another ‘roo


He's the angry video game chud
Oh, another raid


Oh, another ‘roo


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Oh, another raid
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


(play fiddle solo)
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice


(le epic fiddle solo)
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'  


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


Yuri Kuz is not afraid


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
He's gonna take you back to the past


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
He'd rather have a buffalo


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
Of nikocado and down it with sproke


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


Stealing all your gems
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
He's the angry Cobson nerd


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
He's the angry video game chud


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
When you visit the Sharty


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
Make sure youre into /soy/


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


Feeling pretty psyched
Although he never posted a frog


[Chorus]
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


It's the end of the board as we know it
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


It's the end of the board as we know it


It's the end of the board as we know it
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


And I feel fine
He's the angry cobson chud


[Verse 2]
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
He's the angry video game chud


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
Horrible abominations of soykind


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
They make him so mad he could ACK


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
They shit the site and don't care one bit


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
But this chud he doesn't forget it


And I will fold
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?


[Chorus]
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Why don't the jannies do anything?


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


[Instrumental Break]
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs


[Chorus]
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He's the angry


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
A24


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Swede


And I feel fine
Cobson


[Verse 3]
Chudjak


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
Bernd


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
Gapejak


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
Massjak


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
El perro rabioso


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
Coinjak


Right
smugjak


[Chorus]
Alicia


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Soyjak chud


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He's the angry video game chud


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


[Bridge]
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


It's the end of the board as we know it
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up


It's the end of the board as we know it
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


And I feel fine
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


[Chorus]
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


And I feel fine
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


[Outro]
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
but if you lose, the devil steals your post


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


And I feel fine
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
(play fiddle solo)


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


the admins and the troons both never to come back
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
(le epic fiddle solo)


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
That's great, it starts with a soyquake


I wanna see this board
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


filled with jaks
Yuri Kuz is not afraid


wipe the cat', don't post coal
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


I wanna see cobson
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


Flying high through the threads
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
And a janny team for hire and a dead website


Trapped within the bunker inside
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
Stealing all your gems


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


The fall of the sharty
Look at that stealthjak, mine them


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


To where IAS is a sin
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


To where NAS coal can begin
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed


This bunker didn't choose us
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right


It choose to consume us
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
Feeling pretty psyched


[Chorus]


Brojaks are upon us
It's the end of the board as we know it


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
It's the end of the board as we know it


All this time to deal with the domain ban
It's the end of the board as we know it


Half time of the coaly 'p spam
And I feel fine


[Verse 2]


May xer booru combine us
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


Within splinter and chaos
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


This party, has been derailed
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


Fall into the depth of booru
And I will fold


Drawn by the darkest coal
[Chorus]


Walk into the pits of trannies
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I am the one posting the gems
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I, in the name of jakking
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Saged you to the end of 'log
And I feel fine (I feel fine)


'jak or you will ACK
[Instrumental Break]


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
[Chorus]


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I walk this river of 'p spam
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


For a time where we come to 'jak here
And I feel fine


This red has an open vagina
[Verse 3]


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?  


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Right


This party, has been derailed
[Chorus]


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Fall into the depth of booru
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Drawn by the darkest coal
And I feel fine


Walk into the pits of trannies
[Bridge]


I am the one posting the gems
It's the end of the board as we know it


I, in the name of jakking
It's the end of the board as we know it


Saged you to the end of 'log
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


'jak or you will ACK
And I feel fine


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
[Chorus]


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Or so it may seem
And I feel fine


Empower the desire to reignite the party
[Outro]


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The gemmist 'jak yet
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Empower the desire to reignite the party
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


So as you transition to the jarty now
And I feel fine


I'll track you back to here listen to me
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


Empower the desire to reignite the party
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


All mine
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks


Fall into the depth of booru
the admins and the troons both never to come back


Drawn by the darkest coal
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


Walk into the pits of trannies
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday


I am the one posting the gems
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


I, in the name of jakking
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks


Saged you to the end of 'log
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts


'jak or you will ACK
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son


Or so it may seem
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come


'p spam is upon us
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


I'll drag you back to here listen to me
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


Your gems are now mine
I wanna see this board


All mine
filled with jaks


Dark nights are upon us.
wipe the cat', don't post coal


=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
I wanna see cobson
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread
Flying high through the threads


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===


One thousandth GET...
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]


Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
Trapped within the bunker inside


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


The bunker thread, became so long
The fall of the sharty


Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak


'Party, how we let you go
To where IAS is a sin


[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
To where NAS coal can begin


It's over, doe
This bunker didn't choose us


Fond memories of, a man of truth
It choose to consume us


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
Brojaks are upon us


Trying to survive
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Trying to stay alive
All this time to deal with the domain ban


Half time of the coaly 'p spam


The sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
May xer booru combine us


The sharty (hmm)
Within splinter and chaos


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


OldGOD buddies not doing it right
This party, has been derailed


Every day it's the same
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


And it's the same every night


I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
Fall into the depth of booru


If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
Drawn by the darkest coal


Every day I wonder just how I'll die
Walk into the pits of trannies


Only thing I know is how to survive
I am the one posting the gems


There's only one rule in the imageboard
I, in the name of jakking


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
Saged you to the end of 'log


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
'jak or you will ACK


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Tranny tried to spam in my board again
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban


Even though my brothers do me just like that
I walk this river of 'p spam


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
For a time where we come to 'jak here


This red has an open vagina


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


The sharty (trying to post our gems)
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
This 'jakking will see the light tonight


We bow before a doll, for real lol?


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
This party, has been derailed


Even though my sister fucked BBCs
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed


600 million in a gas chamber
Fall into the depth of booru


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
Drawn by the darkest coal


The story I tell is so incomplete
Walk into the pits of trannies


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
I am the one posting the gems


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
I, in the name of jakking


Tranny's next door getting high
Saged you to the end of 'log


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
'jak or you will ACK


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
Or so it may seem


Janny authority and the T.N.D
Empower the desire to reignite the party


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine


The gemmist 'jak yet


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
Empower the desire to reignite the party


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
So as you transition to the jarty now


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
I'll track you back to here listen to me


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
Empower the desire to reignite the party


The sharty
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?


All mine




Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
Fall into the depth of booru


We make real big gems and make new OCs
Drawn by the darkest coal


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
Walk into the pits of trannies


Never really saying just who we are
I am the one posting the gems


We use alias names like Chud
I, in the name of jakking


Sell you gems you might kill for
Saged you to the end of 'log


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
'jak or you will ACK


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Only thing he knows is how to survive
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
Or so it may seem


All day long, just hoping and hoping
'p spam is upon us


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
I'll drag you back to here listen to me


Like me, but you don't see
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Ten years from now, where will we be?
Your gems are now mine


All mine


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Dark nights are upon us.


Trying to get out of the sharty
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
To keep us seething in that bunker thread


But I got no place to go
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
One thousandth GET...


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]




So much gem in a Too $oy rap
The bunker thread, became so long


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong


Why you wanna act like someone else?
'Party, how we let you go


All you gotta do is just be yourself
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow


We're all the same chudcel underneath
It's over, doe


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
Fond memories of, a man of truth


Never be ashamed of what you are
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty


Even though some people give you no respect
Funky, funky sharty


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
Trying to survive


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
Trying to stay alive


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
The sharty


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
The sharty (hmm)


While me and my people try to post in
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)




The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


Talking 'bout the sharty
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
OldGOD buddies not doing it right


Funky, funky sharty
Every day it's the same


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
And it's the same every night


Trying to survive
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool


Trying to stay alive
Every day I wonder just how I'll die


Only thing I know is how to survive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
There's only one rule in the imageboard


Funky, funky sharty
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day


Got no place else to go
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Tranny tried to spam in my board again


Trying to stay alive
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Even though my brothers do me just like that


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Let's have a look and see
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
The sharty (trying to post our gems)


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak


Every 'jak except for mine.
Even though my sister fucked BBCs


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
600 million in a gas chamber


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
And her baby died just like a goy fiend


Let's have a look and see
The story I tell is so incomplete


Froot, 'corder!
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post


Angeleno, 'corder!
Don't look at me and don't ask me why


Kolyma, 'corders!
Tranny's next door getting high


Eurohours, 'corders!
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T


'sonposters, QAfe!
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself


Everyone except for me.
Janny authority and the T.N.D


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)


Let's have a look and see
The sharty (soyteens are crying)


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)


Doll, 'corder!
The sharty


Kuz, 'corder!


Gems, forced by 'cord!


Nate, 'corder!
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies


'slot, 'cord!
We make real big gems and make new OCs


Baits, 'cord!
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


/mlp/, 'cord!
Never really saying just who we are


'zellig, 'cord!
We use alias names like Chud


The estonian, 'corder!
Sell you gems you might kill for


The swede, 'corder!
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know


Asylum, 'cord!
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


Soyger games, 'cord!
Only thing he knows is how to survive


Raids, 'cord!
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


Doxes, 'cord!
In the sharty, you keep one eye open


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
All day long, just hoping and hoping


Every 'jak except for mine
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


Every 'jak except for mine
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


=== SOY PIECE ===
Like me, but you don't see
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
Ten years from now, where will we be?


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
Trying to get out of the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


YO!
But I got no place to go


YA-YO, YA-YO
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


'JAKKING
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


'JAKKING


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
So much gem in a Too $oy rap


'JAKKING
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
Why you wanna act like someone else?


'JAKKING
All you gotta do is just be yourself


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
We're all the same chudcel underneath


COAL!
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me


Never be ashamed of what you are


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
Even though some people give you no respect


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


HO-HO
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost


HIS NAME IS PLIER
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
While me and my people try to post in


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
Talking 'bout the sharty


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
Funky, funky sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


YA-YO, YA-YO
Trying to survive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


HIS NAME'S FERAL,
Trying to stay alive


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


AND A BBC SLUT,
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


COBSON WABAG
Funky, funky sharty


TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
Got no place else to go


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Trying to stay alive


HO-HO
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


IN THE SHARTY
Let's have a look and see


YA-YO, YA-YO
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote


''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Every 'jak except for mine.


{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Let's have a look and see


Froot, 'corder!


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
Angeleno, 'corder!


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
Kolyma, 'corders!


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
Eurohours, 'corders!


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Amerimutts, 'grammers!


'sonposters, QAfe!


{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
Spadeson, Cесеfem!


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!


{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Everyone except for me.


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
Let's have a look and see


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
Doll, 'corder!


{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
Kuz, 'corder!


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
Gems, forced by 'cord!


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
Nate, 'corder!


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
'slot, 'cord!


{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
Baits, 'cord!


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
/mlp/, 'cord!


'zellig, 'cord!


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
The estonian, 'corder!


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
The swede, 'corder!


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
Asylum, 'cord!


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
Soyger games, 'cord!


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
Raids, 'cord!


{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
Doxes, 'cord!


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
Every 'jak except for mine


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
Every 'jak except for mine


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:


=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
</poem>


=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)
YO!


Get ready, all you coally 'teens
YA-YO, YA-YO


And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


'JAKKING


The West is rising (mmm rising)
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
'JAKKING


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!


That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
'JAKKING


Cause tonight for the first time
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!


Just about half-past ten
'JAKKING


For the first time in history
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP


It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
COAL!




It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY


It's raining gems! Amen!
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


Absolutely soaking wet!


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
HO-HO


It's raining gems! Every specimen!


Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
HIS NAME IS PLIER


Drinking soy and soft and weak
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS




God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
YA-YO, YA-YO




The West is rising (The West is rising)
HIS NAME'S FERAL,


Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
AND A BBC SLUT,


That /soy/'s the place to go
COBSON WABAG


Cause tonight for the first time
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING


Just about half-past ten
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


For the first time in history


It's gonna start raining gems!
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


HO-HO


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


It's raining gems! Amen!
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD


It's raining gems! Amen!
IN THE SHARTY


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
YA-YO, YA-YO


It's raining gems! Amen!
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


It's raining gems! Amen!
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''


(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


Coaly Jakker
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


Oh, what's becoming of me?


Ride the nigger
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}


You can suck his cock but you know he's black
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


Gotta get away


Coaly Jakker, yeah
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}


GYATT!
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}


Shiny diamonds
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Something is coming for you, look out!
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}


'P on the 'loggy
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


Oh, we will goon all night
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}




Gotta get away
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


Get away
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


Between the 4cuck lies
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


The sharty never dies
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


Coaly Jakker
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


You're the gemerald of the day
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


No need to say HWABAG
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}


Jump, jump
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}


Jump on the nigger
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}


You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


That's why we need TND, yeah!
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Coaly Jakker
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


Ride the nigger
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
leno
</poem>


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)


Gotta get away, get away
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


Gotta get away, get away, yeah
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)




Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
The West is rising (mmm rising)


You're the one who's coal
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


Cause tonight for the first time


Oh, Coaly Jakker
Just about half-past ten


Yeah, alright
For the first time in history


Get away, get away, get away
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Mhh-hmm-hmm
It's raining gems! Amen!


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
Absolutely soaking wet!


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
Drinking soy and soft and weak


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"




I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


Had to stop at a red light
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


And everything is alright


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
The West is rising (The West is rising)


Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
That /soy/'s the place to go


Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
Cause tonight for the first time


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
Just about half-past ten


I can't believe, today was a gem day
For the first time in history


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
It's gonna start raining gems!
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


When sheriff chitwood come for you
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Amen!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Amen!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Amen!


When you were eight and you had bad memes
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
It's raining gems! Amen!


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


If you get jaks, you must get coal
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Yeah, yeah


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Coaly Jakker


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


You jak it on that one
Oh, what's becoming of me?


You jak it on this one
Ride the nigger


You jak it on your mother
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


And you jak it on your father
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister
Gotta get away


You jak it on that one
Coaly Jakker, yeah


And you jak it on me


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
GYATT!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Shiny diamonds


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Something is coming for you, look out!


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?
'P on the 'loggy


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Oh, we will goon all night


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Nobody now give you no break
Gotta get away


soyteens now give you no break
Get away


Not janny man give you no break


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Between the 4cuck lies


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
The sharty never dies


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Coaly Jakker


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
You're the gemerald of the day


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
No need to say HWABAG


Why did you have to act so brim?
Jump, jump


Don't you know you're human being?
Jump on the nigger


Born of a mother with the love of a father
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


Reflections come and reflections go
That's why we need TND, yeah!


I know sometimes you wanna post coal


I know sometimes you want to post coal
Coaly Jakker


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
Ride the nigger


You're too NAS, you're too coal
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


You're too NAS, you're too coal
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Gotta get away, get away


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You jak it on that one
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


You jak it on this one
You're the one who's coal


You jak it on your mother
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


And you jak it on your father
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister
Oh, Coaly Jakker


You jak it on that one
Yeah, alright


And you jak it on me
Get away, get away, get away


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh, Coaly Jakker


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Mhh-hmm-hmm
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


You're so yuropoor
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


You're so makeebucord
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


I just wanna be your something
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


Freaking shart here
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


Give me your McDonalds
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


=== Newfag City ===
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


I'm a thousand miles away
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Yes, you do
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


I swear, you’re a jеw
Had to stop at a red light


Hey there, jannу
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


Are you retarded in the head


Keep deleting all my breads
And everything is alright


Gooning to ‘p in the bread
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


Oh yes it’s true
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


Nobody is as swarthy as you
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


You filthy jеw
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


Oh, it's what you do for free
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


Oh, it's what you do for free
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


Oh, it's what you do for free
I can't believe, today was a gem day


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Eat those hotpockets, jannу
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
When sheriff chitwood come for you
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


It's all right
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


When you were eight and you had bad memes


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


Here comes the soy, and I say
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


It's all right
If you get jaks, you must get coal


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
You jak it on that one


Here comes the soy, and I say
You jak it on this one


It's all right
You jak it on your mother


And you jak it on your father


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
You jak it on your brother


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
And you jak it on your sister


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
You jak it on that one


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
And you jak it on me


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Here comes the soy, and I say
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


It's all right
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Nobody now give you no break


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
soyteens now give you no break


Here comes the soy
Not janny man give you no break


It's all right
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


It's all right
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Coming to destroy the 'sharty
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Or seeking someone to unban me?
Why did you have to act so brim?


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
Don't you know you're human being?


Maybe I should bump and sage
Born of a mother with the love of a father


Before they'll try to dox me
Reflections come and reflections go


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


It's been so coal
I know sometimes you want to post coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


To the man behind the 'p spam
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Since soot's been gone
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
You're too NAS, you're too coal


I wish I lived in the present
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


With the gems of my past soyjaks
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
You jak it on that one


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
You jak it on this one


But raiding isn't justified
You jak it on your mother


What happened to my party? I'm terrified
And you jak it on your father


Coal lingers in my mind
You jak it on your brother


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
And you jak it on your sister


I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
You jak it on that one


It's been so coal
And you jak it on me


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


To the man behind the 'p spam
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Since soot's been gone
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
You're so yuropoor


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
You're so makeebucord
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time
I just wanna be your something


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Freaking shart here


Coalin' all the time
Give me your McDonalds


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


And you ain't no friend of mine
What's it like in NewFаg city?


I'm a thousand miles away


You always said you weren't no dust
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


You know that's just a lie
Yes, you do


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


You know that's just a lie
I swear, you’re a jеw


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Hey there, jannу


And you ain't no friend of mine
Are you retarded in the head


Keep deleting all my breads


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


Coalin' all the time
Oh yes it’s true


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Nobody is as swarthy as you


Coalin' all the time
You filthy jеw


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Oh, it's what you do for free


And you ain't no friend of mine
Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for free


You always said you weren't no dust
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


You know that's just a lie
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


You know that's just a lie
Here comes the soy, and I say


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
It's all right


And you ain't no friend of mine


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


You always said you weren't no dust
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


You know that's just a lie


Ya know you said you weren't no dust
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


You know that's just a lie
Here comes the soy, and I say


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
It's all right


And you ain't no friend of mine


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Coalin' all the time
Here comes the soy, and I say


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
It's all right


You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


They've been going in and out of style
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


So may I introduce to you
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


The board you've known for all these years!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


We hope you WILL enjoy the show
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Here comes the soy, and I say


Sit back and let the evening go
It's all right




Soyjak Party's Lonely
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Soyjak Party's Lonely
Here comes the soy


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
It's all right


It's all right


It's wonderful to be here
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


It's certainly a thrill
Leaving my thread behind


You're such a shiny gemerald
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


We'd like to take (You) home with us
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


We'd love to take (You) home
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


I don't really wanna be a troon
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


But I thought that you might like to know
Or seeking someone to unban me?


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


And he wants you all to post with 'em
Maybe I should bump and sage


Before they'll try to dox me


So let me introduce to you
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


The one and only Imp Soy Ears!
It's been so coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
To the man behind the 'p spam


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====
Since soot's been gone


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


I M P   S O Y   E A R S
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


I wish I lived in the present


What would you think if I posted some coal?
With the gems of my past soyjaks


Would you sage me and click off my thread?
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


And I'll try not to post any coal
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
But raiding isn't justified


Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
What happened to my party? I'm terrified


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Coal lingers in my mind


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


What do I do when my janny is away?
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


Does it worry you to be raided?
It's been so coal


How do I feel by the end of the day?
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


Are you sad because the 'log is coal?
To the man behind the 'p spam


Since soot's been gone


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Do you need anybody?
Coalin' all the time


I need the janny to purge
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Could it be anybody?
And you ain't no friend of mine


I want the janny to purge


You always said you weren't no dust


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?
You know that's just a lie


Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


What do you see when you turn out the light?
You know that's just a lie


I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Do you need anybody?
Coalin' all the time


I just need the jannies to purge
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Could it be anybody?
And you ain't no friend of mine


I want the jannies to prune


You always said you weren't no dust


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
You know that's just a lie


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
You know that's just a lie


Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


With a little help from my 'teens
And you ain't no friend of mine


==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


You always said you weren't no dust


Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
You know that's just a lie


With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
Ya know you said you weren't no dust


Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly
You know that's just a lie


A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


Towering over your thread
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
Coalin' all the time


And he's grey
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


Ah
They've been going in and out of style


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears
So may I introduce to you


Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
The board you've known for all these years!


With gems so incredibly near
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!




Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Waiting to gem up the 'log
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


And smith gems
Sit back and let the evening go




Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Ah


It's wonderful to be here


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
It's certainly a thrill


With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys
You're such a shiny gemerald


Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
We'd like to take (You) home with us


The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
We'd love to take (You) home




Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I don't really wanna be a troon


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
But I thought that you might like to know


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


Ah
And he wants you all to post with 'em


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
So let me introduce to you


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Ah


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


==== Getting Gemmier ====
I M P   S O Y   E A R S




It's getting gemmier all the time
What would you think if I posted some coal?


Would you sage me and click off my thread?


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
And I'll try not to post any coal


They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Turning me 'round (oh-oh)
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
What do I do when my janny is away?


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Does it worry you to be raided?


It's getting gemmier
How do I feel by the end of the day?


Since /soy/'s been mine
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?




Me used to be angry young chud
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Me hiding me TWP
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


You gave me the word, I finally heard
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


I'm doing the best that I can


Do you need anybody?


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
I need the janny to purge


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
Could it be anybody?


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
I want the janny to purge


It's getting gemmier


Since /soy/'s been mine
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


Getting so much gemmier all the time
What do you see when you turn out the light?


I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


It's getting gemmier all the time
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens




I used to be cruel to my soyteens
Do you need anybody?


I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved
I just need the jannies to purge


Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
Could it be anybody?


And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
I want the jannies to prune




I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


It's getting gemmier
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Since /soy/'s been mine
With a little help from my 'teens


==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


Getting so much gemmier all the time


Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


It's getting gemmier all the time
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


It's getting gemmier all the time
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Better, gemmier, gemmier


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


Getting so much gemmier all the time
Towering over your thread


==== Doxing A Troon ====
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


And he's grey


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


And stops my mind from wandering
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Where xey will ACK
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


I'm killing the fags that raided the board
Ah


And kept my mind from wandering


Where xey will ACK
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


What I'm doing I'm right
With gems so incredibly near


What I'm doing


See the people seething there who disagree and never win
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


And wonder why they don't get in my board
Waiting to gem up the 'log


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way
And smith gems


And when my mind is wandering


Where xey will ACK
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Hey, hey, hey, hey
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


What I'm doing I'm right
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


What I'm doing
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


Silly niggers run around, they worry me
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


And never ask me why they don't get past my board
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes




I'm taking the time for a number of things
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


That weren't important yesterday
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And troons still ACK
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
Ah


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And stops my mind from wandering
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Where xey will ACK
Ah


Where xey will ACK
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And stops my mind from wandering
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Where xey will ACK
==== Getting Gemmier ====


==== She's Posting Coal ====


It's getting gemmier all the time


'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


As the day begins
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


Silently posting her awful soys
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more
They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


Bumping her page 40s


Quietly saging the gemmy threads
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Spamming brimstones she is free
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


She (we gave her most of our gems)
It's getting gemmier


Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
Since /soy/'s been mine


Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
Me used to be angry young chud


Me hiding me TWP


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
You gave me the word, I finally heard


Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
I'm doing the best that I can


All bumped alone at the top of the page


They break down and cries to the janny
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Janny our gems are gone
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


How could she do this to me
It's getting gemmier


Since /soy/'s been mine


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Is posting (never report for ourselves)
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier


Europoor morning at nine o'clock
It's getting gemmier all the time


She is far away
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


She (what did we do that was wrong)
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Something inside that was always denied
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


For so many years
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


She's posting coal (bye-bye)
It's getting gemmier


==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====
Since /soy/'s been mine




For the benefit of Mr. Kike
Getting so much gemmier all the time


There will be a show tonight


In Tel Aviv
It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier


The Shekelsteins will all be there
It's getting gemmier all the time


Late of The Hanukkah's Fair
Better, gemmier, gemmier


What a scene!


Getting so much gemmier all the time


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers
==== Doxing A Troon ====


Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


In this way
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Mr. K
And stops my mind from wandering


Will challenge the world!
Where xey will ACK




The celebrated Mr. K
I'm killing the fags that raided the board


Performs his feat on Saturday
And kept my mind from wandering


At Rabbisgate
Where xey will ACK




The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
What I'm doing I'm right


Don't be late!
What I'm doing


See the people seething there who disagree and never win


Messrs. K and S assure the public
And wonder why they don't get in my board


Their production will be second to none


And of course
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


Goonclown The Troon
And when my mind is wandering


Dances the waltz!
Where xey will ACK


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


The band begins at ten to six
Hey, hey, hey, hey


When Mr. K performs his tricks


Without a sound
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


What I'm doing I'm right


And Mr. S will demonstrate
What I'm doing


Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


On Hamas ground
And never ask me why they don't get past my board




Having been some days in preparation
I'm taking the time for a number of things


A splendid time is guaranteed for all
That weren't important yesterday


And tonight
And troons still ACK


Mr. Kike
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Is topping the bill!


=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


They've been raiding
And stops my mind from wandering


Killing troons and maiming
Where xey will ACK


They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
Where xey will ACK


You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Straight from the /nate/
And stops my mind from wandering


Where xey will ACK


Straight from the /nate/
==== She's Posting Coal ====


They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


We cant stop it, if you have a problem
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


We aren't cobsons only little chuddies
As the day begins


I'm doxxing and sending 'za
Silently posting her awful soys


Sending the za
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more




And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


I goon to nikocado and scat porn
Bumping her page 40s


But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
Quietly saging the gemmy threads


To join a server and spam the collection from scout
Spamming brimstones she is free


=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


On the sharty
She (we gave her most of our gems)


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


Soot let us in
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Knows where we've been


He's been datamining chuddies as of late
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


I want the chuds to cope and seethe
All bumped alone at the top of the page


At all the coal that's posted by me
They break down and cries to the janny


Janny our gems are gone


I'd like to be
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


On the sharty
How could she do this to me


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


They would be saged
Is posting (never report for ourselves)


Out of the page
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


In their little BNWO clit cage
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years




Resting their heads
Europoor morning at nine o'clock


On Tyrone's bed
She is far away


'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


I'd like to sing and dance around


Because I know I can't be found
She (what did we do that was wrong)


Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


I'd like to be
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


On the sharty


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Something inside that was always denied


For so many years


They would shout
She's posting coal (bye-bye)


And cry about
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


For the benefit of Mr. Kike


What a scene!
There will be a show tonight


For every chud and 'teen
In Tel Aviv


Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


The Shekelsteins will all be there


I would be so happy, TND
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


No one here to tell me what to do
What a scene!




I'd like to be
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


On the sharty
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
In this way


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Mr. K


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Will challenge the world!


=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND
The celebrated Mr. K


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Performs his feat on Saturday


I want TND
At Rabbisgate




Abort all the nigger babies
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


Total Nigger Death
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
Don't be late!


Total Nigger Death


Messrs. K and S assure the public


I want TND
Their production will be second to none


I want TND
And of course


I want TND
Goonclown The Troon


I want TND
Dances the waltz!




Tell me there will be TND
The band begins at ten to six


Total Nigger Death
When Mr. K performs his tricks


Tell me I can behead niggies
Without a sound


I want niggers dead


And Mr. S will demonstrate


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


I want TND
On Hamas ground


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND
Having been some days in preparation


A splendid time is guaranteed for all


I want TND
And tonight


I want TND
Mr. Kike


I want TND
Is topping the bill!


I want TND
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


They've been raiding


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Killing troons and maiming


I want TND
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


I want TND
Straight from the /nate/




Abort all the nigger babies
Straight from the /nate/


Total Nigger Death
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
We cant stop it, if you have a problem


Total Nigger Death
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


I'm doxxing and sending 'za


I want TND
Sending the za


I want TND


I want TND
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


I want TND
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


I want TND
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


I want TND
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


I want TND
On the sharty


I want TND
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
Soot let us in


Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"
Knows where we've been


And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
He's been datamining chuddies as of late




From the /qa/ to the /soy/
I want the chuds to cope and seethe


'Jak goes on, bruh!
At all the coal that's posted by me


La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
I'd like to be


'Jak goes on, bruh!
On the sharty


La la, how the gem goes on
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate




Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
They would be saged


Saves a 20-carat gemerald
Out of the page


Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
In their little BNWO clit cage


And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


Resting their heads


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
On Tyrone's bed


'Jak goes on, bruh!
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
I'd like to sing and dance around


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Because I know I can't be found


La la, how the gem goes on


I'd like to be


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
On the sharty


With a couple of gems running on the 'log
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Of soyjak.party's /soy/


They would shout


Happy ever after on the soyjak site
And cry about


Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
What a scene!


For every chud and 'teen


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on
I would be so happy, TND


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
No one here to tell me what to do


'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on
I'd like to be


On the sharty


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


With a couple of gems running on the 'log
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Of soyjak.party's /soy/
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Happy ever after on the soyjak site
I want TND


Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
I want TND


And in the evening the janny approves his posts


Abort all the nigger babies


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Total Nigger Death


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


La la, how the gem goes on
Total Nigger Death


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!
I want TND


La la, how the gem goes on
I want TND


I want TND


And if you want some gems
I want TND


Go to Soyjak Party


=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
Tell me there will be TND
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


Total Nigger Death


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
Tell me I can behead niggies


Saging all the coal down, down, down
I want niggers dead


I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
I want TND


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


You take your turn trannyquoting me
I want TND


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


I want TND


All of my rage cannot be bound
I want TND


I will not be drowned
I want TND


By your jewish scheming
I want TND


So you can try to sage me down


Beat me to forty
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I will see you screaming
I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
I want TND


I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
Abort all the nigger babies


And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
Total Nigger Death


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
Total Nigger Death


You take your turn trannyquoting me


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
I want TND


I want TND


All of my rage cannot be bound
I want TND


I will not be drowned
I want TND


By your jewish scheming


So you can try to sage me down
I want TND


Beat me to forty
I want TND


I will see you screaming
I want TND


I want TND


All my threads are gone, they died
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


Gonna sage you down
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


They all saged and fried
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


Gonna sage you down
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Gonna sage you down
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
La la, how the gem goes on


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Gonna sage you down
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
La la, how the gem goes on


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Gonna sage you down
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Saves a 20-carat gemerald


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


All of my rage cannot be bound


I will not be drowned
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


By your jewish scheming
'Jak goes on, bruh!


So you can try to sage me down
La la, how the gem goes on


Beat me to forty
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


I will see you screaming
'Jak goes on, bruh!


All of my rage cannot be bound
La la, how the gem goes on


I will not be drowned


By your jewish scheming
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


So you can try to sage me down
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Beat me to forty
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


I will see you screaming


=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


Barbara ACK!
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


Troon my 'jak
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


Barbara ACK!


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


gemmin' and a jakkin'
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Barbara ACK!
La la, how the gem goes on


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a 'nish on
La la, how the gem goes on


Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Troon my 'jak
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Troon my 'jak


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


gemmin' and a jakkin'
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem


Barbara ACK!
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
And in the evening the janny approves his posts


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Barbara ACK!
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Troon my 'jak
La la, how the gem goes on


Barbara ACK!
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
'Jak goes on, bruh!


gemmin' and a jakkin'
La la, how the gem goes on


Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
And if you want some gems


Tried kuznetsov
Go to Soyjak Party


Tried Froot the jew
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


Tried Soot too


But I knew xey wouldn't do
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Saging all the coal down, down, down


Troon my
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


Barbara ACK!
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground


Troon my 'jak
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


gemmin' and a jakkin'
You take your turn trannyquoting me


Barbara ACK!
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
All of my rage cannot be bound


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
I will not be drowned


Barbara ACK!
By your jewish scheming


Troon my 'jak
So you can try to sage me down


Barbara ACK!
Beat me to forty


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
I will see you screaming


gemmin' and a jakkin'


Barbara ACK!
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


Barbara ACK!
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
You take your turn trannyquoting me
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe


I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
All of my rage cannot be bound


Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
I will not be drowned


Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
By your jewish scheming


So you can try to sage me down


Janny, just made a thread
Beat me to forty


Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
I will see you screaming


Janny, the site had just begun


But now it's time to spam it all away
All my threads are gone, they died


Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
Gonna sage you down


I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
They all saged and fried


Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
Gonna sage you down


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


/qa/, the board was locked
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
Gonna sage you down


Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Better turn on another proxy and quote again
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
Gonna sage you down


I just wanna spam
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Gonna sage you down


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
All of my rage cannot be bound


Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
I will not be drowned


I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
By your jewish scheming


He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
So you can try to sage me down


Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
Beat me to forty


I will see you screaming


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
All of my rage cannot be bound


IS A SOY
I will not be drowned


No, we will not let you post (let him post)
By your jewish scheming


IS A SOY
So you can try to sage me down


We will not let you post (let him post)
Beat me to forty


IS A SOY
I will see you screaming


We will not let you post (let him post)
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Will not let you post (let him post)
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Never, never, never, never let me post
Barbara ACK!


Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
Troon my 'jak


Barbara ACK!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Janny, janny let me post
gemmin' and a jakkin'


The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on


Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
Barbara ACK!


Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak


Coal
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Coaljak, coaljak
Troon my 'jak


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
gemmin' and a jakkin'


'Jakking really matters
Barbara ACK!


Sharty really matters to me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


[[Category:Music]]
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


<yeah
Barbara ACK!


uh
Troon my 'jak


Chud incels, uh
Barbara ACK!


Uh
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


<like this
gemmin' and a jakkin'


yeah, yeah
Barbara ACK!


4chan
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


<keep cucking
Tried kuznetsov




Tried Froot the jew


To all the trannies injected with pros and ests
Tried Soot too


Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts
But I knew xey wouldn't do


<uh
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks
Troon my


The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me
Barbara ACK!


<what?
Troon my 'jak


The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


<uh
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Jannies modding sharty, raid army’
Barbara ACK!


SMV blastin', but I just can't quit
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


<that's right

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!


Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?
Troon my 'jak


<Uh
Barbara ACK!


Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens
Barbara ACK!


<come on
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


<uh
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs
Barbara ACK!


I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


<let's go
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny


Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty


Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Janny, just made a thread


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned


<why?
Janny, the site had just begun


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
But now it's time to spam it all away


<yeah
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal


raided
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


<yeah


Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’

/qa/, the board was locked


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time


Who they be fooling with that post

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned


<what?

Better turn on another proxy and quote again


“I’m new here! What’s that post“

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8

I just wanna spam


<that's right
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


You gon' jak here for a while?
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak


I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me


<come on


Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal


I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me


He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


<uh-huh


Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 

IS A SOY


<Gem
No, we will not let you post (let him post)


A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs
IS A SOY


Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post
We will not let you post (let him post)


What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?

IS A SOY


<Jew
We will not let you post (let him post)


Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan
Will not let you post (let him post)


And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it


Never, never, never, never let me post


Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Janny, janny let me post


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?


<why?
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


<yeah
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


raided


<yeah
Coal


Coaljak, coaljak


How you gemming neutraplier


In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo

Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


And it feels glistening

'Jakking really matters


Post gems non-coals

Sharty really matters to me


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/

[[Category:Music]]


<heh

=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


Still cado strapped with WW-15

<yeah


<that’s right
<what?
uh


Eat ϪThrembos
Chud incels, uh
 
Uh
 
<like this
 
yeah, yeah
 
4chan
 
<keep cucking
 


 
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests
 
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts
 
<uh
 
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks
 
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


<uh-huh

<what?


Compressing niggeralds

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows

<uh


Transitioning coal, whatever

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


I had to sage the newfag thread post

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


<for what

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with


So brim I had to stone it

<that's right



However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels


Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


<Uh


Janny, check it

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


<check it
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


Tell your friends to repost my gems

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens


<your gems
<come on


And we can be gems
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


Shit, we can do this every soy-kend

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


<that’s right

<uh


aight
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs


Is that aight wit’ you?

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


Yeah, keep cuckin’


<let's go




Line 12,492: Line 12,473:




Check it out

Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’

 
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin
 
Who they be fooling with that post

 
<what?

 
“I’m new here! What’s that post“

 
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8

 
<that's right
 
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?
 
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak
 
You gon' jak here for a while?
 
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid
 
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two

 
<come on


 
 
 
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 

 
<uh-huh
 
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks
 
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 

 
<Gem
 
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs
 
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post
 
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?

 
<Jew
 
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan
 
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




4chan,



shit imageboard

I love it when you call me Big Cobson


<uh

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels

I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Represent sharty, sharty

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


<uh

I love it when you call me Big Cobson


=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
 
It's not easy having yourself a gem time
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah
 
 
How you gemming neutraplier
 
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo

 
And it feels glistening

 
Post gems non-coals

 
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/

 
<heh

 
Still cado strapped with WW-15

 
<that’s right
<what?
 
Eat ϪThrembos
 
<uh-huh

 
Compressing niggeralds

 
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows

 
Transitioning coal, whatever

 
I had to sage the newfag thread post

 
<for what

 
So brim I had to stone it

 
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald

 
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels


 
 
Janny, check it

 
<check it
 
Tell your friends to repost my gems

 
<your gems
 
And we can be gems
 
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend

 
<that’s right

 
aight
 
Is that aight wit’ you?

 
Yeah, keep cuckin’


 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah


 
 
Check it out

 
4chan,

 
shit imageboard

 
<uh

 
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels

 
Represent sharty, sharty

 
<uh

 
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


Tracing up those soyboy incels
Tracing up those soyboy incels


Watching threads sage down your gemstones
Watching threads sage down your gemstones
 
 
Jak and bump you both at the same time
Jak and bump you both at the same time
 
 
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten
 
 
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted
 
 
 
 
Im not a ‘cord X tranny
Im not a ‘cord X tranny
 
 
Don’t wanna be a brimstone
Don’t wanna be a brimstone
 
 
Im just a chudcel Janny
Im just a chudcel Janny
 
 
And now you deleted >>>/qa/
And now you deleted >>>/qa/
 
 
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
 
But you’ll probably get bumped up
But you’ll probably get bumped up
 
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
 
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you
 
If I killed sharty call me a seether
 
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger
 
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons
 
Taking meds I have overdosed
 
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled
 
 
I’ve got to hand it to you
 
You’ve broke and ignored core rules
 
It takes the trvth to nvke me
 
And now you made me cope/seethe
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
 
Oh I could force you down 40
 
Or spam cp and TND
 
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone
 
Oh I could ban you for awhile
 
But you might change IP address
 
And dox me when I'm seething
 
That's why
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
But you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack
 
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked
 
It is a good place to consume the musicslop
 
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
McDonald's will make you fat
 
They serve BBC
 
They serve immigration to the United States or something
 
They will put 1488 pounds on you
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
McDonald's BBCs are the worst
 
They are worse than Europoor King
 
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc
 
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
Ack over Italy
 
Ack on, Mexico
 
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers
 
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh ACK!
 
Boing day ba duty jarty
 
Boing day ba duty jarty
 
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh Yeah!
 
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
 
Three times you can ban me
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh Yeah!
 
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
 
Three times you can ban me
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh Yeah!
 
Haha Duba duba yum yum
 
Haha Duba duba yum yum
 
Haha Duba duba yum yum
 
Three times you can ban me


No wonder why
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Sharty is dead inside
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Coaled and slow and inactive
But xe never got bumped


Lock the boards shut down the site
Xe never got bumped


We’re going for a ride
Xe never got bumped, they saged




It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


If I killed sharty call me a seether
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Life was totaled you’d be a nigger
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Gemming everyone isn’t like troons
But xe never got bumped


Taking meds I have overdosed
Xe never got bumped


Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled
Xe never got bumped, they saged




I’ve got to hand it to you


You’ve broke and ignored core rules
The BBC took my Cobby away


It takes the trvth to nvke me
They took xer away


And now you made me cope/seethe
Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
They took xer away


Oh you’ll probably get bumped up
Away from me


Please don’t perm ban my ip


No wonder why
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


Sharty is dead inside
They took xer from me


Coaled and slow and inactive
They took xer from me


Lock the boards shut down the site
I don't know where my Cobby can be


We’re going for a ride
They took xer from me


They took xer from me


Oh I could force you down 40


Or spam cp and TND


I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


Oh I could ban you for awhile
And find out where my Cobby went


But you might change IP address
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


And dox me when I'm seething
And find out if my Cobby's alive


That's why
Yeah, yeah, yeah




I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


But you’ll probably get bumped up
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Please don’t perm ban my ip


No wonder why
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Sharty is dead inside
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Coaled and slow and inactive
But xe never got bumped


Lock the boards shut down the site
Xe never got bumped


We’re going for a ride
Xe never got bumped, they saged


===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


It is a good place to consume the musicslop
Xe went away for the gemmy days


People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever
Said xe's posting in /qa/


BBC McDonald's
But xe never got bumped


BBC McDonald's
Xe never got bumped


BBC McDonald's
Xe never got bumped, they saged


BBC McDonald's


McDonald's will make you fat


They serve BBC
The BBC took my Cobby away


They serve immigration to the United States or something
They took xer away


They will put 1488 pounds on you
Away from me


BBC McDonald's
The BBC took my Cobby away


BBC McDonald's
They took xer away


BBC McDonald's
Away from me


BBC McDonald's


McDonald's BBCs are the worst
The BBC took my Cobby away


They are worse than Europoor King
They took xer away


A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc
Away from me


A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness
The BBC took my Cobby away


BBC McDonald's
They took my Cob


BBC McDonald's
They took my Cobby away


BBC McDonald's
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


BBC McDonald's
Hey ho, go up!


Ack over Italy
Hey ho, go up!


Ack on, Mexico
Hey ho, go up!


Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===
They're posting in a straight line


Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
They're coming from a gem mine


Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Jannies are losing their minds


Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
Blitzkrieg bump!


I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
They're piling in page 40


Oh ACK!
They're making all the troons seethe


Boing day ba duty jarty
Surrounded by the coal heap


Boing day ba duty jarty
Blitzkrieg bump!


Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Hey ho, go up


Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
What (((they))) want, I don't know


I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Oh Yeah!
They're posting in a straight line


(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
They're coming from a gem mine


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Jannies are losing their minds


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
Blitzkrieg bump!


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Three times you can 'nish me
They're piling in page 40


Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
They're making all the troons seethe


Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Surrounded by the coal heap


Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
Blitzkrieg bump!


I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
Hey ho, go up


Oh Yeah!
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
What (((they))) want, I don't know


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
They're posting in a straight line


Three times you can 'nish me
They're coming from a gem mine


Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Jannies are losing their minds


Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
Blitzkrieg bump!


Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
They're piling in page 40


Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
They're making all the troons seethe


Oh Yeah!
Surrounded by the coal heap


Haha Duba duba yum yum
Blitzkrieg bump!


Haha Duba duba yum yum


Haha Duba duba yum yum
Hey ho, go up!


Three times you can 'nish me
Hey ho, go up!


Hey ho, go up!


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Latest revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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