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[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
2024, when a few chuds held the line
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]


== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
[VERSE 1]
It's just one of those slaves
It's just one of those slaves


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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
My threads’ been missed
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Time after time
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


I've done my sentence
(SPADE GANG!)


But never broke rules
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


And dusty coals
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


I've posted few
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


I've had my share of troons saging my threads
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


But I've dueled through




On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


And we mean to post on and on and on and on

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


We are the gemstones, soyteens
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


We are the gemstones
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


No time for unknowns (variants)
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top




I've jakked gaped men
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


And the sharty calls
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


And variants that goes with it
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I thank you all


But it's been no colors of jaks
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


No calm adventure
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


I consider it a challenge before the aryan race
I flood another page, every thread a hit


And I ain't gonna lose
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit




And we mean to post on and on and on and on

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


We are the gemstones, soyteens
All my cords, posters top 50 though


And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


No time for ‘cord troons
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


We are the gemstones, soyteens


And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


We are the gemstones
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


We are the gemstones
I flood another page, every thread a hit


No time for NAS coals
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


‘Cause we are the gemstones…


[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
I flood another page, every thread a hit
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Qway may, BBC, mah qway


Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak
(SPADE GANG!)


Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


Qway!
Time after time


Qway, qway!
I've done my sentence


Qway, qway!
But never broke rules


Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak
And dusty coals


Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak
I've posted few


Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald
But I've dueled through




Qway!


Qway, qway!
And we mean to post on and on and on and on





'mori log, coal 'log
We are the gemstones, soyteens


coal 'log, coal 'log
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


coal 'log, coal 'log
We are the gemstones


coal 'log, coal 'log
We are the gemstones


seethe
No time for unknowns (variants)


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board




[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]
I've jakked gaped men


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
And the sharty calls


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
And variants that goes with it
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
I thank you all


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
But it's been no colors of jaks
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
No calm adventure
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
And I ain't gonna lose


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
And we mean to post on and on and on and on

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
We are the gemstones


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
We are the gemstones


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
No time for ‘cord troons


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
We are the gemstones, soyteens


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
We are the gemstones


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
We are the gemstones


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
No time for NAS coals


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


Feds tried to shut us down on .party
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


Now this looks like a gem for me
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
Qway!


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Qway, qway!


I said this looks like a gem for me
Qway, qway!


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
Qway!


Fat Hon Real Man
Qway, qway!


Ha ha- Charade you are


Wooh!
'mori log, coal 'log


You rope acked troon fag
coal 'log, coal 'log


Ha ha- Charade you are
coal 'log, coal 'log


And when you kick the stool apart
coal 'log, coal 'log


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
seethe


With your rope caught your neck skin


Saying “Keep on swinging”


Red stain asphyxiating
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


What do you hope to find
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


In hell you’re confined?
The west is gonna fall


You’re nearly a laugh
So billions must die


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
You like like a monkey


Verse 2
You skin makes me cry


Chan mod trans flag
Your leeching off welfare


Ha ha- Charade you are
In a libcunt world


You fucked up janny slag
I wish I was special


Ha ha- Charade you are
So fucking special


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


You’re nearly a good laugh
But I'm a chud


Almost worth a quick grin
And I hate niggers


You want to catch a GET
Need to get them out of here


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
They don't belong here


And good fun with a cheese drum


You’re nearly a laugh
There in my vidya games


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
And in my TV shows


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
I making synthwave edits


Verse 3
To enrich the white soul


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
I want you to notice


Ha ha- Charade you are
When jews are around


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
So fucking special


Ha ha- Charade you are
I wish I was special


You try to keep our chudding off the streets


You’re nearly a real treat
But I'm a chud


All loud mouth and no sneed
And I hate niggers


And do you feel abused?
Need to get them out of here


…You
They don't belong here


Gotta ruin kuz tides


And keep it all on the inside
Toooo- total nigger death


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
Toooo- total nigger death


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
Death


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I see a mixed race couple


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
And it ruins my whole day


Hurrah! Hurrah!
So fucking special


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
I wish I was special


The jannies they will all sperg out
But I'm a chud


And we'll all feel gay
And I hate niggers


When Cobby comes marching home.
Need to get them out of here


Don't forget /qa/
They don't belong here


When Cobby comes marching home.


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


Hurrah! Hurrah!
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
The only NAS I'll ever post


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
But then they archived her alive


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
Ongezellig, 2023


And we'll all feel gay
With just her Mymy at her side


When Cobby comes marching home.
And only days before the bumps


Don't forget /qa/
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


When Cobby comes marching home.
Now she's my loving wife and bride


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


Hurrah! Hurrah!
On empty boards around the 'chan


That's when Clean Stable begun,
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


Hurrah! Hurrah!
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
But now we must bump up every 'lig


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
On the boards we used to love


When Cobby comes marching home.
Just to love Maya


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
At least enough to keep it on


When Cobby comes marching home.


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
And now she posts on her PC


Hurrah! Hurrah!
With her old sister going outside


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Says it was gem to post online


Hurrah! Hurrah!
But now she made herself a bride


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
And won't be an incel again


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
The thread looks coaller from afar


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
That's right below where archives are


When Cobby comes marching home.
He didn't mean to miss your thread


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
With gems and Mymys wed


When Cobby comes marching home.
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
Maya just hides and falls apart


Hurrah! Hurrah!


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Hurrah! Hurrah!
On the boards we used to love


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
Just to love Maya


A god was born anew,
At least enough to keep it on


And we'll all drink Sproke wine


When Cobby comes marching home.
And here's where your banner shows


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


When Cobby comes marching home.
Upzelligs come in rows


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


Cobson is attached
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


Folder full of 'jaks
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


Got the VPN to match
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Spammin' with the party
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


You can call your janny
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


I been posting gemmies
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


You can't tell me nothin'
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
I've just doxed a monster


You can't tell me nothin'
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


New IP from Tuxler
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


Sproke all in my bladder
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


Running from the CP
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


Saging all the coalers
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


Janny is a tranny
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


Roleplay in IRC
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


Axe wound looking nasty
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


Doing it all for free
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


He can't tell me nothin'
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


He can't tell me nothin'
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Now this looks like a gem for me


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
So everybody, just cope and seethe


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
I said this looks like a gem for me


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
So everybody, just cope and seethe


Got no bans, I evade all that
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Verse 1


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
Fat Hon Real Man


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Ha ha- Charade you are


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Wooh!


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
You rope acked troon fag


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Ha ha- Charade you are


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
And when you kick the stool apart
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


Soylent rain
With your rope caught your neck skin


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Saying “Keep on swinging”


Soylent rain
Red stain asphyxiating


The discord says it can't be here again
What do you hope to find


Soylent rain
In hell you’re confined?


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
You’re nearly a laugh


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Soylent rain
Verse 2


Lock a board and say that teens are out
Chan mod trans flag


Soylent rain
Ha ha- Charade you are


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
You fucked up janny slag


Soylent rain
Ha ha- Charade you are


A duel to be had had died yesterday
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


Soylent rain
You’re nearly a good laugh


You look like this and that is what you say
Almost worth a quick grin


You want to catch a GET


Soylent rain
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
And good fun with a cheese drum


Soylent rain
You’re nearly a laugh


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Soylent rain
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Verse 3


Soylent rain
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Ha ha- Charade you are


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Soylent rain
Ha ha- Charade you are


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


Soylent rain
You’re nearly a real treat


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
All loud mouth and no sneed


Soylent rain
And do you feel abused?


Seldom posted without getting a ban
…You


Soylent rain
Gotta ruin kuz tides


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
And keep it all on the inside


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


Soylent rain
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


Soylent rain
The jannies they will all sperg out


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
And we'll all feel gay


When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
Don't forget /qa/


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


Soylent rain
And we'll all feel gay


Same post has a longer ban to evade
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
Don't forget /qa/


The mods swear that they don't make that face
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
That's when Clean Stable begun,


You had fun but angry men don't care
Hurrah! Hurrah!


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Soylent rain
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


But it was used once for something else
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Soylent rain
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


More than trolling, more than making bants
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,  


Soylent rain
A god was born anew,


Blank future molded by your own hands
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
When Cobby comes marching home.
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
When Cobby comes marching home.


And blessed be the 'jakkers
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


We who fight with all our bravery
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


'Til only the righteous stand
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


You see the distant raids
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


They bellow in the 'log
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


You fight with all your 'jaks
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


And when you all get banned
Cobson is attached


And cannot carry on
Folder full of 'jaks


Though you die, the 'party lives on
Got the VPN to match


All the soyMEN:
Spammin' with the party


You may get banned for a week
You can call your janny


By a janny or a troon
I been posting gemmies


You may be perma'd to death
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


Or get doxxed or worse
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


But when they rangeban you
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


You will not feel the need to run
You can't tell me nothin'


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Swaglord:
You can't tell me nothin'


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


Because /qa/ has gone awry
New IP from Tuxler


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Sproke all in my bladder


Jannies:
Running from the CP


Tomorrow night our lives will change
Saging all the coalers


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
Janny is a tranny


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
Roleplay in IRC


/qa/cker:
Axe wound looking nasty


Up there there is so much room
Doing it all for free


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


And so I will post 'cado soon
He can't tell me nothin'


/bant/ jakkers:
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
He can't tell me nothin'


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


Looks like we might be out of luck
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Soyteens:
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


Why did the jannies start this war?
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


When did this song become a marathon?
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


/qa/cker:
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


(I want to post up there)
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


Swaglord:
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


When Soyteens are dead and gone
Got no bans, I evade all that


They'll be no more Cobson songs
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


Soyteens:
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


They may rangeban your town
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And sell your data to jews
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


And you sing your perma'd tune
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


But that's the way it goes
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


In war you're shat upon
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Though we die, the sharty lives on
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


/qa/ckers:
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


(I want to post up there)
Soylent rain


Swaglord:
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Soylent rain


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
The discord says it can't be here again
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
Soylent rain


on /soy/
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Here on my board, I can only receive


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
Soylent rain


on /soy/
Lock a board and say that teens are out


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
Soylent rain


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


on /soy/
Soylent rain


Here on my board, I know I've started to think
A duel to be had had died yesterday


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
Soylent rain


on /soy/
You look like this and that is what you say


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
Soylent rain


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Soylent rain


Ready for the onslaught
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


Ready for the fight
Soylent rain


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Ropes are placed in darkness
Soylent rain


In the cover of the night
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Waiting to be tied u


When the time is right
Soylent rain


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Once the raid has started
Soylent rain


There’s no turning back
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


The end of /qa/ draws near
Soylent rain


It’s time has come to an end
Seldom posted without getting a ban


The end of an era is here
Soylent rain


It’s time to ACK!
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


[Chorus:]


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
Soylent rain


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
Soylent rain


One million men at war
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
Soylent rain


‘Catty of /lgbt/
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Where the heat of battle burned
Soylent rain


Suffered heavy losses
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


And the tide of war was turned


Driving back the Soy army
Soylent rain


Fighting on four boards
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


Hunt them out of 4chan
Soylent rain


Out of Jannie land
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


Range-ban all the proxies
Soylent rain


Force /qa/ to retreat
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Reserves hop on VC
Soylent rain


Securing their defeat
Stays behind as garbage celebrates


Jannies of /lgbt/
Soylent rain


Broke the citadel
Same post has a longer ban to evade


Ruins of a board
Soylent rain


/qa/ rest in heaven
The mods swear that they don't make that face


The end of /qa/ draws near
Soylent rain


It's time has come to an end
A sad truth on the state of affairs


The end of an era is here
Soylent rain


It's time to ACK!
You had fun but angry men don't care


[Chorus]


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
Soylent rain


For /qa/!
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


Ow L G B T!
Soylent rain


Union of trans
But it was used once for something else


Will of the jannies
Soylent rain


Strong in command
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Ow L G B T
Soylent rain


Union of trans
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Once more victorious the trans army stands!


The end of /qa/ is here
Soylent rain


It's time has come to an end
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


The end of an era is here
Soylent rain


It's time to ACK!
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


[Chorus]
Soylent rain


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
Soylent rain


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Soylent rain


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
More than trolling, more than making bants


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
Soylent rain


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
Blank future molded by your own hands


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
Soot has smiled upon you this day


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
And blessed be the 'jakkers


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
We who fight with all our bravery


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
'Til only the righteous stand


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
You see the distant raids
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
They bellow in the 'log


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
You fight with all your 'jaks


I want som BB C
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


It is my favorite meat.
And when you all get banned


I like it uncut or shaved
And cannot carry on


And not I am not gay
Though you die, the 'party lives on


I like it cut or unshaved
All the soyMEN:


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
You may get banned for a week


<br>
By a janny or a troon


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
You may be perma'd to death


He's just a cuck who like niggers
Or get doxxed or worse


Now just one second, all right?
But when they rangeban you


I've got something for your appetite.
You will not feel the need to run


There's so many things that you could eat.
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
Swaglord:


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
Because /qa/ has gone awry


<br>
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


So juicy... so tasty...
Jannies:


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
Tomorrow night our lives will change


How about... a sissy clit?
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


With precum leaking out.
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


NO!
/qa/cker:


I want some black dick, no lie.
Up there there is so much room


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


Instead of black dick, try white.
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


Just please end your cuck trite.
And so I will post 'cado soon


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
/bant/ jakkers:


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
Looks like we might be out of luck


<br>
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Soyteens:


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
Why did the jannies start this war?


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


You know what would go with white pussy?
When did this song become a marathon?


Black dick.
/qa/cker:


Uh-oh
(I want to post up there)


Get over here, nigger.
Swaglord:


Black dick goes good with white pussy
When Soyteens are dead and gone


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
They'll be no more Cobson songs
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
Soyteens:


And gaze upon the catalog
They may rangeban your town


Rangebans
And sell your data to jews


Is all that’s left after the raid
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
And you sing your perma'd tune


Troonjaks
But that's the way it goes


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
In war you're shat upon


[Pre-chorus 1:]
Though we die, the sharty lives on


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
/qa/ckers:


I will hide – they’ll be searching
(I want to post up there)


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
Swaglord:


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


That’s the Art of Soy!
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


Force them to hunt me
on /soy/


They will play my game
Here on my board, I can only receive


And play by my rules
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


I will be hidden but still visible
on /soy/


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


They will find me no more
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


I’ll be gone
on /soy/


I will have them surrounded
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


They will jak without knowing overrun
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


on /soy/


/a/ tard banned
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


I will jak but never quote
The 'jakker army march


That’s the Art of War
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


Broken and lost
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Tired of ‘jaks
Ready for the onslaught


They’ll surrender to me
Ready for the fight


Caught in my trap
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


There’s no way out
Ropes are placed in darkness


Banned never again
In the cover of the night


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
Waiting to be tied u
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
When the time is right


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
Imminent invasion, imminent attack


And only he can make it right
Once the raid has started


So the ‘party’s different tonight
There’s no turning back


>We WILL go together in flight
The end of /qa/ draws near


It’s time has come to an end


It's Now & Never
The end of an era is here


A gemmy endeavor
It’s time to ACK!


Awaits janitorial directives
[Chorus:]


To clean the ‘log
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Believe me, darling
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


The board was made for ‘jakking
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


Like melting nojaks
One million men at war


As tall as the catalog
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


‘Catty of /lgbt/


Un ensemble d'soyteens
Where the heat of battle burned


La galaxie s'étend
Suffered heavy losses


Jardin de l'imagination
And the tide of war was turned


Cobber la lacune
Driving back the Soy army


Roller passé la lune
Fighting on four boards


Comme nous évoluons
Hunt them out of 4chan


Out of Jannie land


The party’s thriving
Range-ban all the proxies


But really it’s dying
Force /qa/ to retreat


A cobson’s confluence of
Reserves hop on VC


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
Securing their defeat


Jannies of /lgbt/


Soot knows you heard “her”
Broke the citadel


Staging /muv/'s murder
Ruins of a board


In line before the board began
/qa/ rest in heaven


To be where I am
The end of /qa/ draws near


It's time has come to an end


Soulless dust of one emotion
The end of an era is here


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
It's time to ACK!


No division janny removed bait for
[Chorus]


Free
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


For /qa/!


To know
Ow L G B T!


We are beyond a 'oal
Union of trans


And lol, the glows arrange to show
Will of the jannies


some gems perfectly clear
Strong in command


Ow L G B T


You look quite gemmy tonight
Union of trans


Here among these active sites
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
The end of /qa/ is here


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
It's time has come to an end


Markiplier's kingdom come
The end of an era is here


No teens left awake
It's time to ACK!


Now that the party's on the wake
[Chorus]


Let's see what we can make
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


The board is >thoughly ending
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


A line in any final song
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


So long so far
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


We will do some posting
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


At last eternal in the catalog
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


Above a burning coal
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


Bye, Hi
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


Sigh, Hawaii
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


We never meant to fart
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


avant-garde, thy art
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


One gem
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


Higher than iron
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Invisible to some
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


Until it's time
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
I want som BB C
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
It is my favorite meat.


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
I like it uncut or shaved


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
And not I am not gay


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
I like it cut or unshaved


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
<br>


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
Cobson cuck is not a nigger
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
He's just a cuck who like niggers


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
Now just one second, all right?


Okay, bump
I've got something for your appetite.


There's so many things that you could eat.


[Verse 2]
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
<br>


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
So juicy... so tasty...


He nigger, cum in my mouth!


[Pre-Chorus]
How about... a sissy clit?


Okay, post to add to spam
With precum leaking out.


Let this one be to get rangebanned
NO!


I want some black dick, no lie.


[Chorus]
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Instead of black dick, try white.


But I thought you knew me truly
Just please end your cuck trite.


Something different than we started with on the '4
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


Does it even matter to me?
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


[Verse 3]
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


I was in the /qa2/
<br>


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


posting stealth jaks on TOR
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


[Chorus]
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
You know what would go with white pussy?


But I thought you knew me truly
Black dick.


Something different than we started with in the '4
Uh-oh


Does it even matter to me?
Get over here, nigger.


Black dick goes good with white pussy


[Post-Chorus]
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
I stand alone


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
And gaze upon the catalog


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
Rangebans


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
Is all that’s left after the raid


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


[Refrain]
Troonjaks


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
[Pre-chorus 1:]


Why don't post some Colorjaks
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
I will hide – they’ll be searching


(Join if you wish)
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


Post some Colorjaks?
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
That’s the Art of Soy!


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
Breaking the will to post among the enemy


And Colorjaks?
Force them to hunt me


They will play my game


[Bridge]
And play by my rules


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
I will be hidden but still visible


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
They will find me no more


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
I’ll be gone


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
I will have them surrounded


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
They will jak without knowing overrun


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
/a/ tard banned


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
I will jak but never quote


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
That’s the Art of War


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
Broken and lost


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
Tired of ‘jaks


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
They’ll surrender to me


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
Caught in my trap


There’s no way out


[Refrain]
Banned never again


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
For merely dreaming we were coal


Why don't post some Colorjaks
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
And only he can make it right


=== Hot Dog ===
So the ‘party’s different tonight
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
>We WILL go together in flight


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


EEEYUCK
It's Now & Never


SHYEEAH
A gemmy endeavor


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
Awaits janitorial directives


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
To clean the ‘log


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
Believe me, darling


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
The board was made for ‘jakking


FUCKED UP CHUDS
Like melting nojaks


FUCKED UP TROONS
As tall as the catalog


FUCKED UP KUZ'S


IRC CHATROOM
Un ensemble d'soyteens


FUCKED UP NAS
La galaxie s'étend


FUCKED UP COAL
Jardin de l'imagination


68 QUOTES IS
Cobber la lacune


MY ONLY GOAL
Roller passé la lune


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
Comme nous évoluons


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


YEEEEAH
The party’s thriving


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
But really it’s dying


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
A cobson’s confluence of


ARE YOU READY?
Cheese pizza stealth spammed


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
Soot knows you heard “her”


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
Staging /muv/'s murder


HOLD UP HOLD UP
In line before the board began


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
To be where I am


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
Soulless dust of one emotion


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
No division janny removed bait for


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Free


DUBS?


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
To know


QUADS?
We are beyond a 'oal


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
And lol, the glows arrange to show


FUCK
some gems perfectly clear


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


COB WON!
You look quite gemmy tonight


Here among these active sites


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


Ahahahahaha!
Markiplier's kingdom come


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
No teens left awake


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Now that the party's on the wake


Then put that gem in another gem
Let's see what we can make


And then just keep going


Until I get a big ass gem
The board is >thoughly ending


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
A line in any final song


You know what I'm gem?
So long so far


Yo!
We will do some posting


At last eternal in the catalog


Above a burning coal


I load the 'log, pull up at first page


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Bye, Hi


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
Sigh, Hawaii


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
We never meant to fart


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
avant-garde, thy art


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
One gem


Back the bvll out garage
Higher than iron


And put the bvll in your Cob
Invisible to some


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
Until it's time


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Damn, too many gems
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


Can't even bump my own threads
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


Boutta explode through my pants
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Okay, bump


Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku
[Verse 2]


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
[Pre-Chorus]


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
Okay, post to add to spam


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
Let this one be to get rangebanned


Cob on page 40, back to the top


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
[Chorus]


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
But I thought you knew me truly


With your bitch posting 'toss too
Something different than we started with on the '4


I'm making a line out of gems;
Does it even matter to me?


Call that shit Bejewled!


[Verse 3]


I was in the /qa2/


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
posting stealth jaks on TOR


Why don't you come through?
[Chorus]


Before I Goku
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
But I thought you knew me truly


Something different than we started with in the '4


Does it even matter to me?


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
[Post-Chorus]


Why don't you come through?
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


Before I Goku
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


/qa/ckers and partybros, please




I don't even know what /qa/ is
[Refrain]


Ahahahaha!
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't post some Colorjaks


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
(Join if you wish)


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Post some Colorjaks?


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Feral, ah, feral
And Colorjaks?


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


[Bridge]


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Janny knows your game, what you're about
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


And to me that's falsefag, ah
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


Just wait 'til they post more scat
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


(But I thought you knew me, truly)


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


You know it (really, really cob)
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


Feral, you know (really, really cob)


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
[Refrain]


Just to tell you once again
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Who's a gem?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Every duel you take
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


And every post you make
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


Every coal you save
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


Every Cob you sage
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


I'll be watching you
EEEYUCK


… Every single page
SHYEEAH


And every word you say
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


Every thread on kway
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


Every time you rage
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


I'll be watching you
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


… Oh, can't you see
FUCKED UP CHUDS


You belong to me?
FUCKED UP TROONS


How my poor heart aches
FUCKED UP KUZ'S


With every Cob you sage?
IRC CHATROOM


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
FUCKED UP NAS


The onions boy's behind the screen
FUCKED UP COAL


The onions boy's behind the screen
68 QUOTES IS


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
MY ONLY GOAL


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


The schizotard is in the thread
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


The schizotards are in my thread
YEEEEAH


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
THIS RHYME GOES OUT


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


ARE YOU READY?


And if the site's imploding many months too short
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
HOLD UP HOLD UP


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


The new spammer is in this thread
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


The new spammer is in this thread
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


You make the posts
HOLD UP HOLD UP


You spam your cobs
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


You spam the site until it stops
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


You call me locked
DUBS?


And colorjakkers keyed
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
QUADS?


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
FUCK


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
COB WON!


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


All who you trace, and all that is swede
Ahaahaha!


All that you bump, all you down
Ahahahahaha!


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


All that's mustard, all that's dust
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
Then put that gem in another gem


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
And then just keep going


And all you sage and all you report
Until I get a big ass gem


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
You know what I'm gem?


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
Yo!


And all that was kept and all that was lost


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


But the gems are bumped up on the board
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


I 'jakked too much
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


and that's an issue
Back the bvll out garage


But I'm BBC
And put the bvll in your Cob


Gem
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


But I hope I never goon again
Damn, too many gems


I know it breaks your Racer
Can't even bump my own threads


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
Four diaperjaks on my waist


4 years no janny
Boutta explode through my pants


Now you looking Frooty
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


on Angeleno tranny
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


And I-I-I can't 'jak


No I-I-I can't duel


So baby bot me closer
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


in the back skibidi toilet
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


That I know you can't afford
Why don't you come through?


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
Before I Goku


Pull the gem right off the corner
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


from that NAS you just quoted


From your roommate back in Ohio


We ain't never not the 'Jakker
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


Gemmy the Soyjak
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


Was party saving 'mber
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


In a color Cob thread
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


With a traced nose
Cob on page 40, back to the top


And two eyes made out of 'tter
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Gemmy the Soyjak
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


Is nas coal they say
With your bitch posting 'toss too


But was made to glow
I'm making a line out of gems;


As the 'teens know
Call that shit Bejewled!


How he gemmed the 'log that day




There must have been tanzanite in
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


That old meta board they loathed
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


For when they locked it up for good
Why don't you come through?


In him the 'log was clothed
Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Gemmy the Soyjak


Shined as a gem sure should


And the chudcels say
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


It was just like /qa/
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Glistening as a gem could
Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku


Gemmy the Soyjak
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Knew Kolyma was on that day


So he said: 'jak him


Right on a whim
I don't even know what /qa/ is


Before it's moved to /nate/
Ahahahaha!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Straight to MS Paint


With an old mouse in his hand
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Drawing here and there
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


All in canvas square
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Posting: 'jakking if I can
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe




He flooded all the pages of /soy/
Feral, ah, feral


Seen by the Turkish jan
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


And he only stopped his ploy


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


For Gemmy the Soyjak
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


Posted dark coal on his way
Janny knows your game, what you're about


No evading for him


Saying: No 'sterium
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


>My ban only lasts a day!
And to me that's falsefag, ah


>My ban only lasts a day!
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


>My ban only lasts a day!
Just wait 'til they post more scat


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
You know it (really, really cob)


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Feral, you know (really, really cob)


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Just to tell you once again


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
Who's a gem?


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


Every duel you take


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
And every post you make


Custom chudjak variants
Every coal you save


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Every Cob you sage


We gotta make the trannies ack
I'll be watching you


… Every single page


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
And every word you say


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
Every thread on kway


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
Every time you rage


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
I'll be watching you


… Oh, can't you see


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
You belong to me?


Custom chudjak variants
How my poor heart aches


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
With every Cob you sage?


We gotta make the trannies ack
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
The onions boy's behind the screen


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
The onions boy's behind the screen


Look at that cobson, he got it
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


Yelling in the camera, man
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


He must have some fun
The schizotard is in the thread


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
The schizotards are in my thread


Onion noises?
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
And if the site's imploding many months too short


And if there's no gems up on the 'log


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


Custom chudjak variants
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
The new spammer is in this thread


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
The new spammer is in this thread


I dunno what I was posting
You make the posts


Leaving my jaks behind,
You spam your cobs


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
You spam the site until it stops


You call me locked


With all this vantablack niggerstone
And colorjakkers keyed


Coming to Haunt me forever,
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board




Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
All who you trace, and all that is swede


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
All that you bump, all you down


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


Its been so long
All that's mustard, all that's dust


Since I've seen my 'son
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


lost to this coaler
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


To the tranny behind the spade spam
And all you sage and all you report


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


Since you've been dust
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


I've been browsin this stupid site
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


so I could ponder
And all that was kept and all that was lost


the sanity of a jakker
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


But the gems are bumped up on the board


I wish I partied with soot


With the gems of the past qway
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
I 'jakked too much


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
and that's an issue


But I'm BBC


Kolyma news is killing teens
Gem


But the Party go without him
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
But I hope I never goon again


I know it breaks your Racer


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
4 years no janny


Now you looking Frooty


Its been so long
on Angeleno tranny


Since I've seen my 'son
And I-I-I can't 'jak


lost to this coaler
No I-I-I can't duel


To the tranny behind the spade spam
So baby bot me closer


in the back skibidi toilet


Since you've been dust
That I know you can't afford


I've been browsin this stupid site
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


so I could ponder
Pull the gem right off the corner


the sanity of a jakker
from that NAS you just quoted


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
From your roommate back in Ohio
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


But then they archived her alive
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Ongezellig, 2023
Gemmy the Soyjak


With just her Mymy at her side
Was party saving 'mber


And only days before the bumps
In a color Cob thread


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
With a traced nose


Now she's my loving wife and bride
And two eyes made out of 'tter


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


On empty boards around the 'chan
Gemmy the Soyjak
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Is nas coal they say


But now we must bump up every 'lig
But was made to glow


On the boards we used to love
As the 'teens know


Just to love Maya
How he gemmed the 'log that day


At least enough to keep it on


There must have been tanzanite in


And now she posts on her PC
That old meta board they loathed


With her old sister going outside
For when they locked it up for good


Says it was gem to post online
In him the 'log was clothed


But now she made herself a bride


And won't be an incel again
Gemmy the Soyjak


The thread looks coaller from afar
Shined as a gem sure should


That's right below where archives are
And the chudcels say


He didn't mean to miss your thread
It was just like /qa/


With gems and Mymys wed
Glistening as a gem could


On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Maya just hides and falls apart
Gemmy the Soyjak


Knew Kolyma was on that day


But now we must bump up every 'lig
So he said: 'jak him


On the boards we used to love
Right on a whim


Just to love Maya
Before it's moved to /nate/


At least enough to keep it on


Straight to MS Paint


And here's where your banner shows
With an old mouse in his hand


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Drawing here and there


Upzelligs come in rows
All in canvas square


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
Posting: 'jakking if I can


And it's so gem to see my wife agree


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
Seen by the Turkish jan


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
And he only stopped his ploy
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


Staring at Switches with childish joy


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
For Gemmy the Soyjak


The gem that started the art of our years
Posted dark coal on his way


No evading for him


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
Saying: No 'sterium


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
>My ban only lasts a day!


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
>My ban only lasts a day!


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
>My ban only lasts a day!


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free




Designed to insult yet taken so well
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Maybe get a blister on your thumb




Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
Custom chudjak variants


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
We gotta make the trannies ack




Named after distant anonymous types
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank




Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
Custom chudjak variants


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
We gotta make the trannies ack


I shoulda learned to draw the soys


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
Look at that cobson, he got it


As if from a god, smiles so impish
Yelling in the camera, man


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
He must have some fun


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Onion noises?


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free




Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Custom chudjak variants


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


All because he could not get off his couch
We gotta make the trannies ack


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
I dunno what I was posting


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
Leaving my jaks behind,


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


With all this vantablack niggerstone


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Coming to Haunt me forever,


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Or sproking soyteens to jak me


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free




In a little while from now
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


If I'm not feeling any less bored
It wont be long before I start to post NAS


I promise myself to treat myself


And visit a nearby board
Its been so long


And clicking on the 'log
Since I've seen my 'son


Will scroll on to the top
lost to this coaler


In an effort to
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Get some more (you)'s


And be a gemmy jaker
Since you've been dust


I've been browsin this stupid site


so I could ponder


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
the sanity of a jakker


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


"She" perma'd him
I wish I partied with soot


No point in us remaining
With the gems of the past qway


We may as well just go
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


As I did on my own


Banned again, naturally
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser




To think that only yesterday
Kolyma news is killing teens


I was gemmy,bright and gay
But the Party go without him


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


The 'jak i was about to make


But as if to knock me down
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


The jannies came arround
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Cut me into little coalies
Its been so long


Since I've seen my 'son


lost to this coaler


Leaving me to doubt
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Oh, if he really is a gem
Since you've been dust


Why did I get perma'd?!
I've been browsin this stupid site


In my hour of need
so I could ponder


I truly am indeed
the sanity of a jakker


Banned again, naturally
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive


It seems to me that
Ongezellig, 2023


there are more span threads in the 'log
With just her Mymy at her side


That can't be gemmied
And only days before the bumps


Left unattended
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Now she's my loving wife and bride


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


What do we do?
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


What do we do?


But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love


Banned again,naturally
Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on




Looking back over the years
And now she posts on her PC


And whatever else that appears
With her old sister going outside


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
Says it was gem to post online


Never wishing to hide the tears
But now she made herself a bride


And just at twelve years old
And won't be an incel again


The teens, Cob bless their soul
The thread looks coaller from afar


Could't understand why the ony site
That's right below where archives are


They had ever loved had been take
He didn't mean to miss your thread


Leaving them to spam
With gems and Mymys wed


With a heart so badly broken
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Despite the many gems from me
Maya just hides and falls apart


No 'jaks were ever posted


But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love


And when they all got wiped
Just to love Maya


I cried and cried all day
At least enough to keep it on




And here's where your banner shows


Banned again. naturally
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Banned again, naturally
Upzelligs come in rows


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy  


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
Staring at Switches with childish joy


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
The gem that started the art of our years


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


Soot, I never got to say thank you
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


These gemmies got these little kids making clips


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


See the sharty is the finest board quality
Designed to insult yet taken so well


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Named after distant anonymous types
A long long time ago


I can still remember
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


He must be hanging to receive fanfare


And I knew if I had my chance


That I could make those trannies hang
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


And maybe they'd be a man forever
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


But November made me shiver
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Bad news on the doorstep
Told to be ugly, face of a nation


I couldn't post one more 'jak
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


As if from a god, smiles so impish


I can't remember if I cried
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


When I read about all the pruned threads


But something touched me deep inside
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


The day the /qa/ died
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Slower than the rest, showing film's best


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


All because he could not get off his couch


Did you write the Book of Soy?


And do you like baiting Soot above?
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


If the jannies tell you so
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


Do you believe in soydueling?
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Well I know that you're in love with him
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


You both kicked off your shoes


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===




I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
In a little while from now


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
If I'm not feeling any less bored


But I knew I was out of luck
I promise myself to treat myself


The day the /qa/ died
And visit a nearby board


And clicking on the 'log


I started singing
Will scroll on to the top


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
In an effort to


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Get some more (you)'s


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And be a gemmy jaker


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Now for two years we've been on our own
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
"She" perma'd him


But that's not how it used to be
No point in us remaining


We may as well just go


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
As I did on my own


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
Banned again, naturally


And a voice that came from KGB




Oh, and while the King was looking down
To think that only yesterday


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
I was gemmy,bright and gay


The Sharty was adjourned
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


No verdict was returned
The 'jak i was about to make


But as if to knock me down


And while trannies read a book on Marx
The jannies came arround


The spammers practiced in the park
And without so much as a mere -ACK!


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
Cut me into little coalies


The day the /qa/ died




We were singing
Leaving me to doubt


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Oh, if he really is a gem


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Why did I get perma'd?!


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
In my hour of need


This will be the gem that save /qa/
I truly am indeed


Banned again, naturally


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


Eight miles high and falling fast
It seems to me that


there are more span threads in the 'log


They hanged foul on a tree
That can't be gemmied


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
Left unattended


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast




Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
What do we do?


While the jannies played a marching tune
What do we do?


We all got up to spam


Oh, but we never got the chance


Banned again,naturally


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


The jannytroons refused to yield


Do you recall what was revealed
Looking back over the years


The day the /qa/ died?
And whatever else that appears


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


We started singing
Never wishing to hide the tears


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
And just at twelve years old


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
The teens, Cob bless their soul


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Could't understand why the ony site


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
They had ever loved had been take


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Leaving them to spam


With a heart so badly broken


Despite the many gems from me


Oh, and there we were all in one board
No 'jaks were ever posted


A generation lost and bored


With no time left to start a raid


And when they all got wiped


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
I cried and cried all day


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Banned again. naturally


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
Banned again, naturally


My hands were clenched in fists of rage


No janny born in Hell
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


Could break the spammers’ spell
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


To light the circlejerking rite
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


The day the /qa/ died
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


He was singing
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Soot, I never got to say thank you


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


This will be the gem that save /qa/
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


And xe just cried and roped away
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


I went down to the sacred board
See the sharty is the finest board quality


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


But the message said the post wouldn't go
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


But not a word was posted
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


And the three men I admire most
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


They caught the last train for the coast
I can still remember


The day the /qa/ died
How that soyjaks used to make me smile




And they were singing
And I knew if I had my chance


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
That I could make those trannies hang


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And maybe they'd be a man forever


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
But November made me shiver


This will be the gem that save /qa/
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Bad news on the doorstep


They were singing
I couldn't post one more 'jak


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
I can't remember if I cried


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
When I read about all the pruned threads


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
But something touched me deep inside


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
The day the /qa/ died
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win


Singing songs about the soyland
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


I miss the Sharty once again
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


And I think it's a sin, yes
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Well I heard old Josh put her down


Well I hope Null will remember
Did you write the Book of Soy?


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
And do you like baiting Soot above?


If the jannies tell you so


Sweet board Gemmybama


Where the gems are so blue
Do you believe in soydueling?


Sweet board Gemmybama
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


Soot, I'm coming home to you
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?




In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
Well I know that you're in love with him


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


The Great Soyset does not bother me
You both kicked off your shoes


Does your conscience bother you?
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


Tell the truth


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


Sweet board Gemmybama
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


Where the gems are so blue
But I knew I was out of luck


Sweet board Gemmybama
The day the /qa/ died


Soot, I'm coming home to you


I started singing


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Yeah, yeah
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Kuz's got the answer
Now for two years we've been on our own


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
But that's not how it used to be


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
And a voice that came from KGB


I post her, I jak her


The sun caught in her orange hair
Oh, and while the King was looking down


Is blazing me out of all control
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


The Sharty was adjourned


Like coal
No verdict was returned


Black coal


This coal is in my posts
And while trannies read a book on Marx


This burning desire
The spammers practiced in the park


is turning me to NAS
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


The day the /qa/ died


It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
We were singing


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


Protect me, Kuz


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


Don't let her coal my threads and board
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


Ban Ongezellig!
Eight miles high and falling fast


And let it sit in qa


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
They hanged foul on a tree


The spammers tried for a raiding pass


Black coal
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


NAS coal


Now mymy, its your turn
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


Choose me or qa
While the jannies played a marching tune


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
We all got up to spam


Oh, but we never got the chance


(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on her
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


(Kyrie eleison)
The jannytroons refused to yield


Kuz have mercy on me
Do you recall what was revealed


(Kyrie eleison)
The day the /qa/ died?


But she will be mine


Or she'll be banned
We started singing


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Pedos smell fear
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Lucky for you, I got a
This will be the gem that save /qa/




3 DAY BAN!


Leave it to the mod he's a
Oh, and there we were all in one board


3 DAY JAN!
A generation lost and bored


Keeping the feds at bay
With no time left to start a raid


3 DAY BAN


Scare the pedos away
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


3 DAY BAN
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


That'll be zero bucks


>But my catalog's wiped
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


Shhhhh
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
No janny born in Hell


But lucky for you you,
Could break the spammers’ spell


I have come with a solution!


It's your lucky day
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


To light the circlejerking rite


ZELLIG SPAM
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


Shill the show for you
The day the /qa/ died


ZELLIG SPAM


They'll necrobump threads too
He was singing


ZELLIG SPAM
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Whole board is orange now
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


ZELLIG SPAM
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Site's saved you're welcome
This will be the gem that save /qa/


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


>No!
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
And xe just cried and roped away


>I don't have 2 million dollars


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
I went down to the sacred board


>NO!
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
But the message said the post wouldn't go


>My investors are gonna kill me


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


Failraids that won't heal
But not a word was posted


You look so chuddy, angry
[Start a New Thread] was all broken


Bring down /soy/'s government


They don't, they don't speak for us
And the three men I admire most


I'll take a quiet board
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
They caught the last train for the coast


The day the /qa/ died


And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And they were singing


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Sooty, sooty
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


This is my final seethe
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


My final soyduel with
This will be the gem that save /qa/




No 'BC and no coalposting.
They were singing


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Such a gemmy thread
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


And such a gemmy reply
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Singing songs about the soyland


No 'BC and no coalposting.
I miss the Sharty once again


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
And I think it's a sin, yes


=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Well I heard old Josh put her down


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Well I hope Null will remember


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Sweet board Gemmybama


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Where the gems are so blue


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Sweet board Gemmybama


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Soot, I'm coming home to you


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
The Great Soyset does not bother me


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Does your conscience bother you?


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
Tell the truth


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Sweet board Gemmybama


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Where the gems are so blue


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Sweet board Gemmybama


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
Soot, I'm coming home to you
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
Soot, I'm coming home to you


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
Yeah, yeah


I don’t care if the 'p archives


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
Kuz's got the answer


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


And the toad isn’t green
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


And the 'p is unforeseen
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


And what exactly is a 'teen?
I post her, I jak her


And what exactly is a Sproke?
The sun caught in her orange hair


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
Is blazing me out of all control
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG


VERSUS
Like coal


DR FAUCI
Black coal


BEGIN!
This coal is in my posts


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
This burning desire


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
is turning me to NAS


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


WHO WON?
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


WHOSE NEXT?
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


YOU DECIDE!
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
If in God's plan (mea culpa)


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
Protect me, Kuz


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
Don't let her coal my threads and board


I had no loving board, …ACK!
Ban Ongezellig!


And let it sit in qa


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Black coal


Gemmy as a board without coal
NAS coal


Now mymy, its your turn


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Choose me or qa


Knowing that Soots watching above
Ben mine of you'll be coal!


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal
(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on her


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
(Kyrie eleison)


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
Kuz have mercy on me


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
(Kyrie eleison)


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
But she will be mine


Or she'll be banned


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


Gemmy as a board without coal
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Gemmy as a board without coal
Pedos smell fear


Lucky for you, I got a


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Knowing that Soots watching above
3 DAY BAN!


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Leave it to the mod he's a


Gemmy as a board without coal
3 DAY JAN!


Keeping the feds at bay


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
3 DAY BAN


Gemmy as a board without coal
Scare the pedos away


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
3 DAY BAN


Gemmy as a board without coal


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
That'll be zero bucks
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
>But my catalog's wiped


although he wanted fame
Shhhhh


He said Kuz was his name
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


which came as some surprise
But lucky for you you,


I laughed and then replied
I have come with a solution!


"I thought you left the board"
It's your lucky day


A long long time ago


ZELLIG SPAM


Oh no, not kuz
Shill the show for you


He never lost control
ZELLIG SPAM


You're face, to face
They'll necrobump threads too


With the teen who sold the board
ZELLIG SPAM


Whole board is orange now


He laughed and shook my hand
ZELLIG SPAM


And I went back to school


He said he'd buy the board
Site's saved you're welcome


For thousands, maybe more
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


I gazed a gazeless stare
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


We'd post a million threads
>No!


I must have left the board
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


a long long time ago
>I don't have 2 million dollars


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


>NO!


Who knows? Not me,
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


I never lost control
>My investors are gonna kill me


You're face, to face
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


With the 'teen who sold the board.
A 'log that slowly kills you


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
Failraids that won't heal
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day
You look so chuddy, angry


The board was full of chuds
Bring down /soy/'s government


And some feds as well
They don't, they don't speak for us


Singing songs of victory
I'll take a quiet board


In the name of mighty kwey
A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


'Til Nate got excited and


He replied to them there:
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


It's a long way to the 'party
No 'BC and no coalposting.


It's a long way to go
Sooty, sooty


It's a long way to my home board


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
This is my final seethe


Goodbye you anons
My final soyduel with


Farewell 4cuck square


It's a long, long way to the 'party
No 'BC and no coalposting.


But my heart's right there
No 'BC and no coalposting.


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
No 'BC and no coalposting, please
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


They're gonna ban me long
Such a gemmy thread


Change my IP right behind their backs
And such a gemmy reply


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
No 'BC and no coalposting.


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Don't wanna hear about it
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Everyone knows about it
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I'm going to the /soy/ log
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I'm gonna post them all
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Or of any other place and shithole
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


That's lying left and right
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


And I never knew the coal could be so gem


And I'm raiding 4chan
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


Seeing Dolly's joy
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


Watching all the soyteens
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


Linking it on /soy/
I don’t care if the 'p archives


I really was delighted and without a jog
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


I’ll do my gemming in the winter


Oh,I will never forget the day
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


The jannies banned the kwey
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


Seeing our home board going in such way
And the toad isn’t green


I thought I'll say a last farewell
And the 'p is unforeseen


But I followed Soot awa
And what exactly is a 'teen?


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
And what exactly is a Sproke?


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


And I'm raiding 4chan
DR SOYBERG


Seeing Dolly's joy
VERSUS


Watching all the soyteens
DR FAUCI


Linking it on /soy/
BEGIN!


I really was delighted and without a jog
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


They might say that IT'S OVER
WHO WON?


But I know gems will come
WHOSE NEXT?


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
YOU DECIDE!


And Sooty in the sky
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days


And I'm raiding 4chan
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


Seeing Dolly's joy
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


Watching all the soyteens
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


Linking it on /soy/
I had no loving board, …ACK!


I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmy as a board without coal
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Going into /soy/ board
Gemmy as a board without coal


Making trannies ACK


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
Knowing that Soots watching above


From the 'fe to /trant/
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Saying everything is coaly
Gemmy as a board without coal


Without your jakkers at


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


In every thread I go I see you
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


When the gems are shining
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal


Kino getting posted,baby
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Rising through coal and dust
Gemmy as a board without coal


And it's just getting started


While Dolly's smiling at us
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Knowing that Soots watching above


Jannies might get you out someday
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Just wait and see
Gemmy as a board without coal


But now don't forget your arrow


While you're dueling me
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


In every thread I go I see you
Gemmy as a board without coal


When the gems are shining
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


Now we're quoting back
Talking bout what's keyed


Though it's obvious
although he wanted fame


He said Kuz was his name


which came as some surprise


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
I laughed and then replied


In every thread I go I see you
"I thought you left the board"


When the gems are shining
A long long time ago


Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious
Oh no, not kuz


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
He never lost control


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
You're face, to face


With the teen who sold the board


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Soyence in the home
He laughed and shook my hand


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
And I went back to school


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
He said he'd buy the board


Calls xer on the phone
For thousands, maybe more


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
I gazed a gazeless stare


We'd post a million threads


But as xe's getting ready to go
I must have left the board


A knock comes on the door
a long long time ago




Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon xer head
Who knows? Not me,


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
I never lost control


Made sure that xe was dead
You're face, to face


With the 'teen who sold the board.


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Goldstein gets annoyed
Who came to /pol/ one day


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
The board was full of chuds


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
And some feds as well


So he waits behind
Singing songs of victory


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
In the name of mighty kwey


'Til Nate got excited and


He replied to them there:


But when je turns jer back on the boy


He creeps up from behind
It's a long way to the 'party


It's a long way to go


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
It's a long way to my home board


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Goodbye you anons


Made sure that je was dead
Farewell 4cuck square


It's a long, long way to the 'party


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
But my heart's right there


Chudwell stands alone
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
They're gonna ban me long


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
Change my IP right behind their backs


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


But as the words are leaving his lips
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


A noise comes from behind


Don't wanna hear about it


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
Everyone knows about it


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


Made sure that he was dead
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


(Do-do, do-do do)


I'm going to the /soy/ log


Silver Hammer Chud
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
I'm gonna post them all


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


That's where they're at
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


Going into /soy/ board
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


From the 'fe to /trant/
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Saying everything is coaly
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


Without your jakkers at
Or of any other place and shithole


That's lying left and right


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
And I'm raiding 4chan


Now we're quoting back
Seeing Dolly's joy


Though it's obvious
Watching all the soyteens


Linking it on /soy/


Kino getting posted,baby
I really was delighted and without a jog


Rising through coal and dust
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


And it's just getting started


While Dolly's smiling at us
Oh,I will never forget the day


The jannies banned the kwey


Jannies might get you out someday
Seeing our home board going in such way


Just wait and see
I thought I'll say a last farewell


But now don't forget your arrow
But I followed Soot awa


While you're dueling me
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/




And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
And I'm raiding 4chan


In every thread I go I see you
Seeing Dolly's joy


When the gems are shining
Watching all the soyteens


Now we're quoting back
Linking it on /soy/


Though it's obvious
I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


In every thread I go I see you
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


When the gems are shining
They might say that IT'S OVER


Now we're quoting back
But I know gems will come


Though it's obvious
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
And Sooty in the sky


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
And I'm raiding 4chan


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
Seeing Dolly's joy


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
Watching all the soyteens


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
Linking it on /soy/
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
I really was delighted and without a jog


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
Going into /soy/ board


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
Making trannies ACK


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


From the 'fe to /trant/


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
Saying everything is coaly


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
Without your jakkers at


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
When the gems are shining


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
Now we're quoting back


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
Though it's obvious


Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Kino getting posted,baby


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
Rising through coal and dust


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
And it's just getting started


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
While Dolly's smiling at us


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


Jannies might get you out someday


And it's down in /qa/
Just wait and see


That's where I long to be
But now don't forget your arrow


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
While you're dueling me


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
When the gems are shining


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
Now we're quoting back


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
Though it's obvious


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site




And it's down in the /soy/ board
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


That's where I long to be
In every thread I go I see you


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
When the gems are shining


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
Now we're quoting back


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
Though it's obvious


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Soyence in the home


Well,we're marching on
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


We are the gemmy 'teens
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Calls xer on the phone


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


But as xe's getting ready to go


We might be soys(we might be soys)
A knock comes on the door


Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Well,albeit just schizo boys
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


In '21(and'22)
Came down upon xer head


We had some fun(we're telling you)
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


That's when Sooty had his dream
Made sure that xe was dead




And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
Goldstein gets annoyed


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


New kino awaits to be
So he waits behind


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


Are gonna be there quoting you


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
But when je turns jer back on the boy


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
He creeps up from behind




Sooty's mighty jakker army
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Made sure that je was dead




Well,we're marching on
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


We are the gemmy 'teens
Chudwell stands alone


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


Without a jog(without a jog)
But as the words are leaving his lips


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
A noise comes from behind


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


We'll all be set(well al be set)
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


From the /tv/(from the /tv)
Made sure that he was dead


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
(Do-do, do-do do)


We're gonna try to do it once more


Silver Hammer Chud


Sooty's mighty jakker army
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


Sooty's mighty jakker army
That's where they're at


Going into /soy/ board


Well,we're marching on
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
From the 'fe to /trant/


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Saying everything is coaly


Without your jakkers at


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
In every thread I go I see you


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
When the gems are shining


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


And it's hot,shot,soyteens


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
Kino getting posted,baby


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
Rising through coal and dust
We


Are the Sharty Gems
And it's just getting started


We'll always 'jak the day
While Dolly's smiling at us


And if you think we can't


We'll always find a way
Jannies might get you out someday


That's why the people of this board
Just wait and see


Believe in
But now don't forget your arrow


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
While you're dueling me


And Sweden!


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
Now we're quoting back


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Though it's obvious


Oh, I believe in yesterday


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


In every thread I go I see you


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
When the gems are shining


There's a tranny hanging over me
Now we're quoting back


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
Though it's obvious


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


Why xe had to go?


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


I said something coal
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


Now I long for yesterday
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


Oh, I believe in yesterday
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site




Why xe had to go?
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


I said something coal
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


Now I long for yesterday
This is where it started for me little soyjak site




Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


Now I need a place to hide from coal
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


Oh, I believe in yesterday
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND




Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


From the janitors is silence
Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Which thread next is taken?


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


But you see, it's not Swede
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


It's not classic indeed
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


With their dance and their rape


And their rape and their spade
And it's down in /qa/


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
That's where I long to be


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


In your thread, in your thread
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


What's in your thread, in your thread?


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


Another teen is saging
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


'log is taken over
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


When the janitors are silent


One more thread is taken
And it's down in the /soy/ board


That's where I long to be


It's the same old spam
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


Since the kway shut down
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


With their dance and their rape
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


And their rape and their spade
Sooty's mighty jakker army


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


In your thread, in your thread


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
Well,we're marching on


What's in your thread, in your thread?
We are the gemmy 'teens


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
We might be soys(we might be soys)


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
Well,albeit just schizo boys


You goddamn right
In '21(and'22)


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
We had some fun(we're telling you)


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
That's when Sooty had his dream


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


And not from another board so the jannies think
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


They have the authority to kill a minority
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


To be reported' on, and rangebanned
New kino awaits to be


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


With a little bit of gems in a folder
Are gonna be there quoting you


Locking our kway forcing us out
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


You'd rather see me in the 'arty


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Beat a jannie outta shape
Sooty's mighty jakker army


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
Sooty's mighty jakker army


To ack- him after the beatup
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Still doing it fo' free aren't they


I don't know if they troons or what
Well,we're marching on


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
We are the gemmy 'teens


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


Nojak will swarm
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


On any motherfucker doin' it for free
Without a jog(without a jog)


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


A young soyteen on a warpath
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
We'll all be set(well al be set)


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
Stealing the GET on /s4s/


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
From the /tv/(from the /tv)


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Fuck the Jannies
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
We're gonna try to do it once more


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
Sooty's mighty jakker army


El Perro, will you please give your testimony


To the jury about this fucked up incident
Well,we're marching on


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
We are the gemmy 'teens


Because the soys on the board are a majority
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


A spam post, for the so-called janny


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
Well,we're marching on


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
We are the gemmy 'teens


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
Are the Sharty Gems


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
We'll always 'jak the day


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
And if you think we can't


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
We'll always find a way


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
That's why the people of this board


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
Believe in


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


Or any troon that threatens me
And Sweden!


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


With potential to get bad as fuck
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


So I'm a turn it around
Now it looks as though they're here to stay


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Takin' out a janny would make my day


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
There's a tranny hanging over me


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Fuck the Jannies
Why xe had to go?


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
I said something coal


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
Now I long for yesterday


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Soyteen: But it's not spam
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
Oh, I believe in yesterday


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
Why xe had to go?


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Banning me, and for what?
I said something coal


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
Now I long for yesterday


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


Posting troonjak or an ACK
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
Now I need a place to hide from coal


They know my IP by heart
Oh, I believe in yesterday


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


The Cob with the criminal behavior
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
Pages slowly fallen


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
From the janitors is silence


0 euros, or 0 dollars
Which thread next is taken?


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
But you see, it's not Swede


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
It's not classic indeed


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


Dumb tranny with an axewound
With their dance and their rape


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
And their rape and their spade


That I take out, and then get away
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


While I'm drivin off laughin'


This is what I'll say
In your thread, in your thread


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Fuck the Jannies


(The verdict)
Another teen is saging


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
'log is taken over


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
When the janitors are silent


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
One more thread is taken


Get him out of here (I want justice)


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
It's the same old spam


Out, right now
Since the kway shut down


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


Fuck the Jannies
With their dance and their rape


Fuck the Jannies
And their rape and their spade


Fuck the Jannies
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


Fuck the Jannies


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
In your thread, in your thread
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


We'll kill every nigger men
What's in your thread, in your thread?


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


You wanna bang?
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


Sure, Bvll
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


Jump in
You goddamn right


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


Impregnation, life is your creation
And not from another board so the jannies think


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
They have the authority to kill a minority


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
To be reported' on, and rangebanned


Impregnation, life is your creation
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
With a little bit of gems in a folder


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
Locking our kway forcing us out


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


You can fuck, you can breed
You'd rather see me in the 'arty


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Beat a jannie outta shape


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
To ack- him after the beatup


Impregnation, life is your creation
Still doing it fo' free aren't they


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I don't know if they troons or what


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


Uooh u, Uooh u
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Nojak will swarm


Uooh u, Uooh u
On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
A young soyteen on a warpath


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


You can fuck, you can breed
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


If you say, I'm always yours
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


You can fuck, you can breed
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


If you say, I'm always yours
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Fuck the Jannies


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


Uooh u, Uooh u
Janny:'Cause I feel like it


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


Uooh u, Uooh u
El Perro, will you please give your testimony


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
To the jury about this fucked up incident


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Because the soys on the board are a majority


Impregnation, life is your creation
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
A spam post, for the so-called janny


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


Impregnation, life is your creation
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


Uooh u, Uooh u
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


Uooh u, Uooh u
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


Oh, sneedin'
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
Or any troon that threatens me


Ooh, yeah
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Oh, ‘jaks out
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


Oh, green eyes
With potential to get bad as fuck


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
So I'm a turn it around


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Takin' out a janny would make my day


‘ty again, ‘ty again
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


Sprokin'
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Oh, quotin'
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
Fuck the Jannies


Oh, sneedin'
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


Oh, thoughings
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


High in count between all the posters on the kway
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Soyteen: But it's not spam


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


Him away, him away
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Banning me, and for what?


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Maybe it's because we are too keyed


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


Him away, him away
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


Yeah, ooh
Posting troonjak or an ACK


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


They know my IP by heart


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


The Cob with the criminal behavior


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


All gathered in the party
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


And flying high as the black sun
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


Hmm-hmm
0 euros, or 0 dollars


Just know what the 'Party's about
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


Hmm-hmm
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


Stop tryna be gems
Dumb tranny with an axewound


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


Hmm-hmm
That I take out, and then get away


Stop tryna be gems
While I'm drivin off laughin'


Hmm-hmm
This is what I'll say


That's not who you- are
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Hmm-hmm
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Stop tryna be gems
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Hmm-hmm
Fuck the Jannies


Post for it every night
(The verdict)


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


Truth be told, I never try
cuckold, faggot motherfucker


Gemeralds are the wife of life
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


All three soyjaks look alike
Get him out of here (I want justice)


After two you get a cloudflare price
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
Out, right now


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


Stop tryna be gems almighty
Fuck the Jannies


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
Fuck the Jannies


It's always coal, no matter what you try
Fuck the Jannies


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Fuck the Jannies


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Come on grab your friends


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
We'll kill every nigger men


Cause jannies control the sharty
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
The fun will never end, it's TND Time


Hmm-hmm
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


Stop tryna be gems
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Hi, Bvll!


Hmm-hmm
You wanna bang?


Stop tryna be gems
Sure, Bvll


Hmm-hmm
Jump in


That's not what you- are
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Hmm-hmm
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


Stop tryna be gems
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Hmm-hmm
Impregnation, life is your creation


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


Always keep your thread tight
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
Impregnation, life is your creation


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
You can fuck, you can breed


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


'Cause jannies control the sharty
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Stick to the boards in my raiding
Impregnation, life is your creation


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Hmm-hmm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Stop tryna be gems
Uooh u, Uooh u


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Hmm-hmm
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Stop tryna be gems
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Hmm-hmm
Uooh u, Uooh u


That's not what you- are
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


Hmm-hmm
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


Stop tryna be gems
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


Hmm-hmm
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


Stop tryna be gems, gems
You can fuck, you can breed


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
If you say, I'm always yours


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
You can fuck, you can breed


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
If you say, I'm always yours


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Uooh u, Uooh u


Woah-oh-oh
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Woah-oh-oh
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Woah-oh-oh
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Woah-oh-oh
Uooh u, Uooh u


That peer reviewed?
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
Impregnation, life is your creation


(Janny, give me a break)
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


At first he would tell me I'm a gem
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Actually no thanks, I'm ok
Impregnation, life is your creation


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
Uooh u, Uooh u


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
Uooh u, Uooh u


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


Even >though
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


Aids, sale
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


One duel is never enough
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
Oh, sneedin'


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


So coally
Ooh, yeah


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
Oh, ‘jaks out


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


Oh, green eyes


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Why my new gems don't seem to want me
‘ty again, ‘ty again


Sprokin'


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


Coals up the log but that's okay
Oh, quotin'


It coals the log but that's okay
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
Oh, sneedin'


On and on and on and on and on
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Oh, thoughings


That's the way that it goes
High in count between all the posters on the kway


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Nikocado, I adore
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Diminishing gemstones
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Oh that's how it goes
Him away, him away


All I wanna say
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Oh, another ‘roo
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Oh, another raid
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Oh, another ‘roo
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Oh, another raid
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Oh, another ‘roo
Him away, him away


Oh, another raid
Yeah, ooh


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
All gathered in the party


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
And flying high as the black sun


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
Hmm-hmm


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
Just know what the 'Party's about


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
Hmm-hmm


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
Stop tryna be gems


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Hmm-hmm


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Stop tryna be gems


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Hmm-hmm
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
That's not who you- are


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
Hmm-hmm


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
Post for it every night


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
\soy\ and these GETs are tight


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
Truth be told, I never try


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
Gemeralds are the wife of life


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
All three soyjaks look alike


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
After two you get a cloudflare price


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Stop tryna be gems almighty


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
It's always coal, no matter what you try


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


===Angry Videogame Chud===
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


Cause jannies control the sharty


He's gonna take you back to the past
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
Hmm-hmm


He'd rather have a buffalo
Stop tryna be gems


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
Hmm-hmm


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
That's not what you- are


He's the angry Cobson nerd
Hmm-hmm


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
Stop tryna be gems


He's the angry video game chud
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish


When you visit the Sharty
Always keep your thread tight


Make sure youre into /soy/
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


Although he never posted a frog
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
If zellig is IAS then that's a no


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


He's the angry cobson chud
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


He's the angry video game chud
'Cause jannies control the sharty


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me


Horrible abominations of soykind
Stick to the boards in my raiding


They make him so mad he could ACK
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Hmm-hmm


They shit the site and don't care one bit
Stop tryna be gems


But this chud he doesn't forget it
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
Hmm-hmm


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
Stop tryna be gems


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
Hmm-hmm


Why don't the jannies do anything?
That's not what you- are


Hmm-hmm


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
Stop tryna be gems


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
Hmm-hmm


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
Stop tryna be gems, gems


He's the angry
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


A24
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?


Swede
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


Cobson
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


Chudjak
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


Bernd
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Gapejak
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Massjak
Woah-oh-oh


El perro rabioso
Woah-oh-oh


Coinjak
Woah-oh-oh


smugjak
Woah-oh-oh


Alicia
That peer reviewed?


Soyjak chud
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


He's the angry video game chud
I just wait for us to dump our folders


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
(Janny, give me a break)
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
Actually no thanks, I'm ok


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
I want new gems, but they don't want me


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
Even >though


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
Aids, sale


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
One duel is never enough


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
I just wait for the spam to go in circles


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


(play fiddle solo)
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
So coally


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Can we switch into the chorus right now?


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
I want new gems, but they don't want me


(le epic fiddle solo)
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Coals up the log but that's okay


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
It coals the log but that's okay


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
On and on and on and on and on


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
That's the way that it goes


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
Nikocado, I adore


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
Diminishing gemstones


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
Oh that's how it goes


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
All I wanna say


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
Oh, another ‘roo


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
Oh, another raid


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
Oh, another ‘roo


Stealing all your gems
Oh, another raid


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
Oh, another ‘roo


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
Oh, another raid


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING


Feeling pretty psyched
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding


[Chorus]
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


It's the end of the board as we know it
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


It's the end of the board as we know it
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


It's the end of the board as we know it


And I feel fine
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending


[Verse 2]
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours


And I will fold
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized


[Chorus]
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'


[Instrumental Break]
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


[Chorus]


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


And I feel fine
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


[Verse 3]


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
He's gonna take you back to the past


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


Right
He'd rather have a buffalo


[Chorus]
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Of nikocado and down it with sproke


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard


[Bridge]
He's the angry Cobson nerd


It's the end of the board as we know it
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd


It's the end of the board as we know it
He's the angry video game chud


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine
When you visit the Sharty


[Chorus]
Make sure youre into /soy/


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Although he never posted a frog


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


And I feel fine
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


[Outro]


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He's the angry cobson chud


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud


And I feel fine
He's the angry video game chud


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
Horrible abominations of soykind


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
They make him so mad he could ACK


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


the admins and the troons both never to come back


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
They shit the site and don't care one bit


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
But this chud he doesn't forget it


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
Why don't the jannies do anything?


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
He's the angry


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
A24


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
Swede


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
Cobson


I wanna see this board
Chudjak


filled with jaks
Bernd


wipe the cat', don't post coal
Gapejak


I wanna see cobson
Massjak


Flying high through the threads
El perro rabioso


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
Coinjak


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
smugjak


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
Alicia


Trapped within the bunker inside
Soyjak chud


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
He's the angry video game chud


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


The fall of the sharty
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


To where IAS is a sin
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up


To where NAS coal can begin
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."


This bunker didn't choose us
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


It choose to consume us
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


Brojaks are upon us
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


All this time to deal with the domain ban
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


Half time of the coaly 'p spam
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke


May xer booru combine us
but if you lose, the devil steals your post


Within splinter and chaos
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:


(play fiddle solo)


This party, has been derailed
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Fall into the depth of booru
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Drawn by the darkest coal
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Walk into the pits of trannies
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


I am the one posting the gems
(le epic fiddle solo)


I, in the name of jakking
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat


Saged you to the end of 'log
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet


'jak or you will ACK
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


I walk this river of 'p spam
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


For a time where we come to 'jak here
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


This red has an open vagina
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
Yuri Kuz is not afraid


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done


This party, has been derailed
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games


And a janny team for hire and a dead website


Fall into the depth of booru
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


Drawn by the darkest coal
Stealing all your gems


Walk into the pits of trannies
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


I am the one posting the gems
Look at that stealthjak, mine them


I, in the name of jakking
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


Saged you to the end of 'log
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


'jak or you will ACK
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


Feeling pretty psyched


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
[Chorus]


Or so it may seem
It's the end of the board as we know it


Empower the desire to reignite the party
It's the end of the board as we know it


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
It's the end of the board as we know it


The gemmist 'jak yet
And I feel fine


Empower the desire to reignite the party
[Verse 2]


So as you transition to the jarty now
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


I'll track you back to here listen to me
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


All mine
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


Fall into the depth of booru
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


Drawn by the darkest coal
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


Walk into the pits of trannies
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


I am the one posting the gems
And I will fold


I, in the name of jakking
[Chorus]


Saged you to the end of 'log
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


'jak or you will ACK
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
And I feel fine (I feel fine)


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
[Instrumental Break]


Or so it may seem
[Chorus]


'p spam is upon us
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I'll drag you back to here listen to me
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
And I feel fine


Your gems are now mine
[Verse 3]


All mine
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


Dark nights are upon us.
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
Right


One thousandth GET...
[Chorus]


Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The bunker thread, became so long
And I feel fine


Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
[Bridge]


'Party, how we let you go
It's the end of the board as we know it


[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
It's the end of the board as we know it


It's over, doe
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Fond memories of, a man of truth
And I feel fine


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
[Chorus]


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Trying to survive
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Trying to stay alive
And I feel fine


[Outro]


The sharty
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty (hmm)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
And I feel fine


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


OldGOD buddies not doing it right
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


Every day it's the same
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks


And it's the same every night
the admins and the troons both never to come back


I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday


Every day I wonder just how I'll die
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


Only thing I know is how to survive
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks


There's only one rule in the imageboard
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


Tranny tried to spam in my board again
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come


Even though my brothers do me just like that
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
I wanna see this board


The sharty (trying to post our gems)
filled with jaks


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
wipe the cat', don't post coal


I wanna see cobson


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
Flying high through the threads


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


Even though my sister fucked BBCs
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]


600 million in a gas chamber
Trapped within the bunker inside


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


The story I tell is so incomplete
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
The fall of the sharty


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak


Tranny's next door getting high
To where IAS is a sin


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
To where NAS coal can begin


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
This bunker didn't choose us


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
It choose to consume us


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
Brojaks are upon us


Janny authority and the T.N.D
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
All this time to deal with the domain ban


Half time of the coaly 'p spam


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
May xer booru combine us


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
Within splinter and chaos


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


The sharty
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?




Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
This party, has been derailed


We make real big gems and make new OCs
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


Never really saying just who we are
Fall into the depth of booru


We use alias names like Chud
Drawn by the darkest coal


Sell you gems you might kill for
Walk into the pits of trannies


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
I am the one posting the gems


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
I, in the name of jakking


Only thing he knows is how to survive
Saged you to the end of 'log


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
'jak or you will ACK


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


All day long, just hoping and hoping
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
I walk this river of 'p spam


Like me, but you don't see
For a time where we come to 'jak here


Ten years from now, where will we be?
This red has an open vagina




The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Trying to get out of the sharty
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
This 'jakking will see the light tonight


But I got no place to go
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
This party, has been derailed


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


Fall into the depth of booru


So much gem in a Too $oy rap
Drawn by the darkest coal


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
Walk into the pits of trannies


Why you wanna act like someone else?
I am the one posting the gems


All you gotta do is just be yourself
I, in the name of jakking


We're all the same chudcel underneath
Saged you to the end of 'log


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
'jak or you will ACK


Never be ashamed of what you are
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Even though some people give you no respect


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
Or so it may seem


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
Empower the desire to reignite the party


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
The gemmist 'jak yet


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
Empower the desire to reignite the party


While me and my people try to post in
So as you transition to the jarty now


I'll track you back to here listen to me


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Talking 'bout the sharty
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
All mine


Funky, funky sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Fall into the depth of booru


Trying to survive
Drawn by the darkest coal


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Walk into the pits of trannies


Trying to stay alive
I am the one posting the gems


I, in the name of jakking


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Saged you to the end of 'log


Funky, funky sharty
'jak or you will ACK


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Got no place else to go
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Trying to stay alive
Or so it may seem


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
'p spam is upon us


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
I'll drag you back to here listen to me


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Let's have a look and see
Your gems are now mine


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
All mine


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
Dark nights are upon us.


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
To keep us seething in that bunker thread


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


Every 'jak except for mine.
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
One thousandth GET...


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]


Let's have a look and see


Froot, 'corder!
The bunker thread, became so long


Angeleno, 'corder!
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong


Kolyma, 'corders!
'Party, how we let you go


Eurohours, 'corders!
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
It's over, doe


'sonposters, QAfe!
Fond memories of, a man of truth


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
Funky, funky sharty


Everyone except for me.
Trying to survive


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
Trying to stay alive


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
The sharty


Let's have a look and see
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
The sharty (hmm)


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Doll, 'corder!


Kuz, 'corder!
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


Gems, forced by 'cord!
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


Nate, 'corder!
OldGOD buddies not doing it right


'slot, 'cord!
Every day it's the same


Baits, 'cord!
And it's the same every night


/mlp/, 'cord!
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


'zellig, 'cord!
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool


The estonian, 'corder!
Every day I wonder just how I'll die


The swede, 'corder!
Only thing I know is how to survive


Asylum, 'cord!
There's only one rule in the imageboard


Soyger games, 'cord!
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours


Raids, 'cord!
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day


Doxes, 'cord!
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
Tranny tried to spam in my board again


Every 'jak except for mine
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban


Every 'jak except for mine
Even though my brothers do me just like that


=== SOY PIECE ===
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
The sharty (trying to post our gems)


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


YO!


YA-YO, YA-YO
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak


'JAKKING
Even though my sister fucked BBCs


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed


'JAKKING
600 million in a gas chamber


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
And her baby died just like a goy fiend


'JAKKING
The story I tell is so incomplete


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post


'JAKKING
Don't look at me and don't ask me why


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
Tranny's next door getting high


COAL!
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Janny authority and the T.N.D


HO-HO
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty




HIS NAME IS PLIER
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
The sharty (soyteens are crying)


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
The sharty


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies


YA-YO, YA-YO
We make real big gems and make new OCs


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


HIS NAME'S FERAL,
Never really saying just who we are


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
We use alias names like Chud


AND A BBC SLUT,
Sell you gems you might kill for


COBSON WABAG
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know


TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
Only thing he knows is how to survive


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
In the sharty, you keep one eye open


HO-HO
All day long, just hoping and hoping


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
Like me, but you don't see


IN THE SHARTY
Ten years from now, where will we be?


YA-YO, YA-YO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
Trying to get out of the sharty
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
But I got no place to go


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


So much gem in a Too $oy rap


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
Why you wanna act like someone else?


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
All you gotta do is just be yourself


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
We're all the same chudcel underneath


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me


{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
Never be ashamed of what you are


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart


{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
Even though some people give you no respect


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way


{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal


While me and my people try to post in


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
Talking 'bout the sharty


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
Funky, funky sharty


{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Trying to survive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
Trying to stay alive


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
Funky, funky sharty


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
Got no place else to go


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
Trying to stay alive


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
Let's have a look and see
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
</poem>


=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police


Get ready, all you coally 'teens
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote


And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Every 'jak except for mine.


The West is rising (mmm rising)
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
Let's have a look and see


Cause tonight for the first time
Froot, 'corder!


Just about half-past ten
Angeleno, 'corder!


For the first time in history
Kolyma, 'corders!


It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
Eurohours, 'corders!


Amerimutts, 'grammers!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
'sonposters, QAfe!


It's raining gems! Amen!
Spadeson, Cесеfem!


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!


Absolutely soaking wet!
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


Everyone except for me.


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Every specimen!
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson


Drinking soy and soft and weak
Let's have a look and see


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
Doll, 'corder!


Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
Kuz, 'corder!


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
Gems, forced by 'cord!


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
Nate, 'corder!


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
'slot, 'cord!


Baits, 'cord!


The West is rising (The West is rising)
/mlp/, 'cord!


Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
'zellig, 'cord!


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
The estonian, 'corder!


That /soy/'s the place to go
The swede, 'corder!


Cause tonight for the first time
Asylum, 'cord!


Just about half-past ten
Soyger games, 'cord!


For the first time in history
Raids, 'cord!


It's gonna start raining gems!
Doxes, 'cord!


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Every 'jak except for mine


It's raining gems! Amen!
Every 'jak except for mine


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


It's raining gems! Amen!
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:


It's raining gems! Amen!
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


It's raining gems! Amen!


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
YO!


(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
YA-YO, YA-YO
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah


'JAKKING


Coaly Jakker
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
'JAKKING


Oh, what's becoming of me?
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!


Ride the nigger
'JAKKING


You can suck his cock but you know he's black
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
'JAKKING


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP


Gotta get away
COAL!


Coaly Jakker, yeah


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY


GYATT!
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:


Shiny diamonds
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Something is coming for you, look out!
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


'P on the 'loggy
HO-HO


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Oh, we will goon all night
HIS NAME IS PLIER


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER


Gotta get away
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


Get away


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


Between the 4cuck lies
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


The sharty never dies
YA-YO, YA-YO


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


HIS NAME'S FERAL,


Coaly Jakker
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


You're the gemerald of the day
AND A BBC SLUT,


No need to say HWABAG
COBSON WABAG


Jump, jump
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING


Jump on the nigger
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


That's why we need TND, yeah!
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


HO-HO


Coaly Jakker


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD


Ride the nigger
IN THE SHARTY


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
YA-YO, YA-YO


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


Gotta get away, get away
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''


Gotta get away, get away, yeah
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''




Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}


You're the one who's coal
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}


There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}




Oh, Coaly Jakker
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}


Yeah, alright
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}


Get away, get away, get away
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


Oh, Coaly Jakker


Mhh-hmm-hmm
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}


Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}




I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}


Had to stop at a red light
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}


And everything is alright
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}


I can't believe, today was a gem day
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


When sheriff chitwood come for you
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


When you were eight and you had bad memes
leno
</poem>


You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
And have we got news for you (You better listen)


If you get jaks, you must get coal
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
The West is rising (mmm rising)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


You jak it on that one
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


You jak it on this one
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


You jak it on your mother
Cause tonight for the first time


And you jak it on your father
Just about half-past ten


You jak it on your brother
For the first time in history


And you jak it on your sister
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


You jak it on that one


And you jak it on me
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Amen!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Absolutely soaking wet!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Drinking soy and soft and weak


Nobody now give you no break


soyteens now give you no break


Not janny man give you no break
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
The West is rising (The West is rising)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
That /soy/'s the place to go


Why did you have to act so brim?
Cause tonight for the first time


Don't you know you're human being?
Just about half-past ten


Born of a mother with the love of a father
For the first time in history


Reflections come and reflections go
It's gonna start raining gems!


I know sometimes you wanna post coal


I know sometimes you want to post coal
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Amen!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Amen!


You're too NAS, you're too coal
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


You're too NAS, you're too coal
It's raining gems! Amen!


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Amen!


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


You jak it on that one
Yeah, yeah


You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother
Coaly Jakker


And you jak it on your father
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


You jak it on your brother
Oh, what's becoming of me?


And you jak it on your sister
Ride the nigger


You jak it on that one
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


And you jak it on me
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Gotta get away


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Coaly Jakker, yeah
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


You're so yuropoor


You're so makeebucord
GYATT!


I just wanna be your something
Shiny diamonds


Freaking shart here
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Give me your McDonalds
Something is coming for you, look out!


=== Newfag City ===
'P on the 'loggy
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


I'm a thousand miles away
Oh, we will goon all night


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Yes, you do
Gotta get away


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
Get away


I swear, you’re a jеw


Hey there, jannу


Are you retarded in the head
Between the 4cuck lies


Keep deleting all my breads
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Gooning to ‘p in the bread
The sharty never dies


Oh yes it’s true
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Nobody is as swarthy as you


You filthy jеw
Coaly Jakker


Oh, it's what you do for free
You're the gemerald of the day


Oh, it's what you do for free
No need to say HWABAG


Oh, it's what you do for free
Jump, jump


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
Jump on the nigger


Eat those hotpockets, jannу
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
That's why we need TND, yeah!
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right
Coaly Jakker


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
Ride the nigger


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right
Gotta get away, get away


Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


You're the one who's coal


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Here comes the soy, and I say
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


It's all right


Oh, Coaly Jakker


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Yeah, alright


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Get away, get away, get away


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Oh, Coaly Jakker


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Mhh-hmm-hmm


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


Here comes the soy, and I say
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


It's all right
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


It's all right
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


It's all right
Had to stop at a red light


=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
And everything is alright


With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


Coming to destroy the 'sharty
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


Or seeking someone to unban me?
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


Maybe I should bump and sage
I can't believe, today was a gem day


Before they'll try to dox me
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


It's been so coal
When sheriff chitwood come for you


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


To the man behind the 'p spam
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Since soot's been gone
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I wish I lived in the present
When you were eight and you had bad memes


With the gems of my past soyjaks
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
If you get jaks, you must get coal


Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


But raiding isn't justified
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


What happened to my party? I'm terrified
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Coal lingers in my mind
You jak it on that one


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
You jak it on this one


I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
You jak it on your mother


It's been so coal
And you jak it on your father


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
You jak it on your brother


To the man behind the 'p spam
And you jak it on your sister


Since soot's been gone
You jak it on that one


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
And you jak it on me


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Coalin' all the time
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


And you ain't no friend of mine
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


You always said you weren't no dust
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You know that's just a lie
Nobody now give you no break


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
soyteens now give you no break


You know that's just a lie
Not janny man give you no break


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


And you ain't no friend of mine
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Coalin' all the time
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Coalin' all the time
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


And you ain't no friend of mine
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Why did you have to act so brim?


You always said you weren't no dust
Don't you know you're human being?


You know that's just a lie
Born of a mother with the love of a father


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
Reflections come and reflections go


You know that's just a lie
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
I know sometimes you want to post coal


And you ain't no friend of mine
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You always said you weren't no dust
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


You know that's just a lie
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Ya know you said you weren't no dust
You're too NAS, you're too coal


You know that's just a lie
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And you ain't no friend of mine
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
You jak it on that one


Coalin' all the time
You jak it on this one


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
You jak it on your mother


Coalin' all the time
And you jak it on your father


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
You jak it on your brother


You ain't no friend of mine
And you jak it on your sister
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
You jak it on that one


They've been going in and out of style
And you jak it on me


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


So may I introduce to you
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


The board you've known for all these years!
You're so yuropoor


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
You're so makeebucord


I just wanna be your something


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Freaking shart here


We hope you WILL enjoy the show
Give me your McDonalds


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


Sit back and let the evening go
What's it like in NewFаg city?


I'm a thousand miles away


Soyjak Party's Lonely
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Soyjak Party's Lonely
Yes, you do


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


I swear, you’re a jеw


It's wonderful to be here
Hey there, jannу


It's certainly a thrill
Are you retarded in the head


You're such a shiny gemerald
Keep deleting all my breads


We'd like to take (You) home with us
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


We'd love to take (You) home
Oh yes it’s true


Nobody is as swarthy as you


I don't really wanna be a troon
You filthy jеw


But I thought that you might like to know
Oh, it's what you do for free


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
Oh, it's what you do for free


And he wants you all to post with 'em
Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


So let me introduce to you
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


The one and only Imp Soy Ears!
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
It's all right


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


I M P   S O Y   E A R S
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here




What would you think if I posted some coal?
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Would you sage me and click off my thread?
Here comes the soy, and I say


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem
It's all right


And I'll try not to post any coal


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


What do I do when my janny is away?
It's all right


Does it worry you to be raided?


How do I feel by the end of the day?
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Are you sad because the 'log is coal?
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


Do you need anybody?
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


I need the janny to purge


Could it be anybody?
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


I want the janny to purge
Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


What do you see when you turn out the light?
Here comes the soy


I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem
It's all right


It's all right


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
Leaving my thread behind


Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


Do you need anybody?
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


I just need the jannies to purge
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


Could it be anybody?
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


I want the jannies to prune
Or seeking someone to unban me?


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Maybe I should bump and sage


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Before they'll try to dox me


Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
It's been so coal


With a little help from my 'teens
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====
To the man behind the 'p spam


Since soot's been gone


Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly
I wish I lived in the present


A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes
With the gems of my past soyjaks


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


Towering over your thread
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


And he's grey
But raiding isn't justified


What happened to my party? I'm terrified


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Coal lingers in my mind


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


Ah
It's been so coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter
To the man behind the 'p spam


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears
Since soot's been gone


Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


With gems so incredibly near
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Waiting to gem up the 'log
Coalin' all the time


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And smith gems
And you ain't no friend of mine




Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
You always said you weren't no dust


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
You know that's just a lie


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


Ah
You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
And you ain't no friend of mine


With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Coalin' all the time


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
And you ain't no friend of mine


Ah


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
You always said you weren't no dust


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
You know that's just a lie


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


Ah
You know that's just a lie


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
And you ain't no friend of mine


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


==== Getting Gemmier ====
You always said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


It's getting gemmier all the time
Ya know you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
And you ain't no friend of mine


They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Turning me 'round (oh-oh)
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)
Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Coalin' all the time


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


It's getting gemmier
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


Since /soy/'s been mine
They've been going in and out of style


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


Me used to be angry young chud


Me hiding me TWP
So may I introduce to you


You gave me the word, I finally heard
The board you've known for all these years!


I'm doing the best that I can
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!




I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's getting gemmier
Sit back and let the evening go


Since /soy/'s been mine


Soyjak Party's Lonely


Getting so much gemmier all the time
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier
It's wonderful to be here


It's getting gemmier all the time
It's certainly a thrill


Better, gemmier, gemmier
You're such a shiny gemerald


We'd like to take (You) home with us


I used to be cruel to my soyteens
We'd love to take (You) home


I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
I don't really wanna be a troon


And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
But I thought that you might like to know


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
And he wants you all to post with 'em


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
So let me introduce to you


It's getting gemmier
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Since /soy/'s been mine


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Getting so much gemmier all the time
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====




It's getting gemmier all the time
I M P   S O Y   E A R S


Better, gemmier, gemmier


It's getting gemmier all the time
What would you think if I posted some coal?


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


Getting so much gemmier all the time
And I'll try not to post any coal


==== Doxing A Troon ====


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


And stops my mind from wandering
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Where xey will ACK


What do I do when my janny is away?


I'm killing the fags that raided the board
Does it worry you to be raided?


And kept my mind from wandering
How do I feel by the end of the day?


Where xey will ACK
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?




And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


What I'm doing I'm right
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


What I'm doing
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


See the people seething there who disagree and never win


And wonder why they don't get in my board
Do you need anybody?


I need the janny to purge


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way
Could it be anybody?


And when my mind is wandering
I want the janny to purge


Where xey will ACK


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Hey, hey, hey, hey
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


What do you see when you turn out the light?


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


What I'm doing I'm right


What I'm doing
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Silly niggers run around, they worry me
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


And never ask me why they don't get past my board
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens




I'm taking the time for a number of things
Do you need anybody?


That weren't important yesterday
I just need the jannies to purge


And troons still ACK
Could it be anybody?


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
I want the jannies to prune




I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


And stops my mind from wandering
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Where xey will ACK
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Where xey will ACK
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
With a little help from my 'teens


And stops my mind from wandering
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


Where xey will ACK


==== She's Posting Coal ====
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


'Merimutt morning at five o'clock
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


As the day begins
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Silently posting her awful soys


Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


Towering over your thread


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


Bumping her page 40s
And he's grey


Quietly saging the gemmy threads


Spamming brimstones she is free
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


She (we gave her most of our gems)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
Ah


Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
With gems so incredibly near


All bumped alone at the top of the page


They break down and cries to the janny
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


Janny our gems are gone
Waiting to gem up the 'log


Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


How could she do this to me
And smith gems




She (we never doxxed her ourselves)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Is posting (never report for ourselves)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
Ah




Europoor morning at nine o'clock
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


She is far away
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


Waiting to keep posting the coals she made
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes




She (what did we do that was wrong)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


Something inside that was always denied
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


For so many years
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


She's posting coal (bye-bye)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====
Ah


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


For the benefit of Mr. Kike
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


There will be a show tonight
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


In Tel Aviv
==== Getting Gemmier ====




The Shekelsteins will all be there
It's getting gemmier all the time


Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


What a scene!
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers
They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


In this way
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


Mr. K


Will challenge the world!
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


The celebrated Mr. K
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Performs his feat on Saturday
It's getting gemmier


At Rabbisgate
Since /soy/'s been mine




The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
Me used to be angry young chud


As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
Me hiding me TWP


Don't be late!
You gave me the word, I finally heard


I'm doing the best that I can


Messrs. K and S assure the public


Their production will be second to none
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


And of course
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Goonclown The Troon
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Dances the waltz!
It's getting gemmier


Since /soy/'s been mine


The band begins at ten to six


When Mr. K performs his tricks
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Without a sound


It's getting gemmier all the time


And Mr. S will demonstrate
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
It's getting gemmier all the time


On Hamas ground
Better, gemmier, gemmier




Having been some days in preparation
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


A splendid time is guaranteed for all
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


And tonight
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


Mr. Kike
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


Is topping the bill!


=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


They've been raiding
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Killing troons and maiming
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
It's getting gemmier


You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
Since /soy/'s been mine


Straight from the /nate/


Getting so much gemmier all the time


Straight from the /nate/


They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
It's getting gemmier all the time


We cant stop it, if you have a problem
Better, gemmier, gemmier


We aren't cobsons only little chuddies
It's getting gemmier all the time


I'm doxxing and sending 'za
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Sending the za


Getting so much gemmier all the time


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
==== Doxing A Troon ====


I goon to nikocado and scat porn


But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


To join a server and spam the collection from scout
And stops my mind from wandering


=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
Where xey will ACK
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


On the sharty


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
I'm killing the fags that raided the board


And kept my mind from wandering


Soot let us in
Where xey will ACK


Knows where we've been


He's been datamining chuddies as of late
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


What I'm doing I'm right


I want the chuds to cope and seethe
What I'm doing


At all the coal that's posted by me
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'd like to be


On the sharty
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
And when my mind is wandering


Where xey will ACK


They would be saged
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Out of the page
Hey, hey, hey, hey


In their little BNWO clit cage


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


Resting their heads
What I'm doing I'm right


On Tyrone's bed
What I'm doing


'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'd like to sing and dance around


Because I know I can't be found
I'm taking the time for a number of things


That weren't important yesterday


I'd like to be
And troons still ACK


On the sharty
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


They would shout
And stops my mind from wandering


And cry about
Where xey will ACK


The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
Where xey will ACK


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


What a scene!
And stops my mind from wandering


For every chud and 'teen
Where xey will ACK


Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)
==== She's Posting Coal ====




I would be so happy, TND
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


No one here to tell me what to do
As the day begins


Silently posting her awful soys


I'd like to be
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


On the sharty


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Bumping her page 40s


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Quietly saging the gemmy threads


=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
Spamming brimstones she is free
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
She (we gave her most of our gems)


I want TND
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


Abort all the nigger babies
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Total Nigger Death


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


Total Nigger Death
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


All bumped alone at the top of the page


I want TND
They break down and cries to the janny


I want TND
Janny our gems are gone
 
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


I want TND
How could she do this to me


I want TND


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Tell me there will be TND
Is posting (never report for ourselves)


Total Nigger Death
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


Tell me I can behead niggies
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


I want niggers dead


Europoor morning at nine o'clock


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
She is far away


I want TND
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


I want TND


She (what did we do that was wrong)


I want TND
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


I want TND
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


I want TND


I want TND
Something inside that was always denied


For so many years


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
She's posting coal (bye-bye)


I want TND
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


There will be a show tonight


Abort all the nigger babies
In Tel Aviv


Total Nigger Death


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
The Shekelsteins will all be there


Total Nigger Death
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


What a scene!


I want TND


I want TND
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


I want TND
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


I want TND
In this way


Mr. K


I want TND
Will challenge the world!


I want TND


I want TND
The celebrated Mr. K


I want TND
Performs his feat on Saturday


=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
At Rabbisgate
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


Don't be late!


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Messrs. K and S assure the public


La la, how the gem goes on
Their production will be second to none


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
And of course


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Goonclown The Troon


La la, how the gem goes on
Dances the waltz!




Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
The band begins at ten to six


Saves a 20-carat gemerald
When Mr. K performs his tricks


Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
Without a sound


And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


And Mr. S will demonstrate


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


'Jak goes on, bruh!
On Hamas ground


La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Having been some days in preparation


'Jak goes on, bruh!
A splendid time is guaranteed for all


La la, how the gem goes on
And tonight


Mr. Kike


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
Is topping the bill!


With a couple of gems running on the 'log
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


Of soyjak.party's /soy/
They've been raiding


Killing troons and maiming


Happy ever after on the soyjak site
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
Straight from the /nate/


And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


Straight from the /nate/


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


'Jak goes on, bruh!
We cant stop it, if you have a problem


La la, how the gem goes on
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
I'm doxxing and sending 'za


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Sending the za


La la, how the gem goes on


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


With a couple of gems running on the 'log
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


Of soyjak.party's /soy/
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


Happy ever after on the soyjak site
On the sharty


Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


And in the evening the janny approves his posts
Soot let us in


Knows where we've been


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
He's been datamining chuddies as of late


'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on
I want the chuds to cope and seethe


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
At all the coal that's posted by me


'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on
I'd like to be


On the sharty


And if you want some gems
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Go to Soyjak Party


=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
They would be saged
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


Out of the page


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
In their little BNWO clit cage


Saging all the coal down, down, down


I wanna see you try to take a duel with me
Resting their heads


Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
On Tyrone's bed


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


You take your turn trannyquoting me
I'd like to sing and dance around


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
Because I know I can't be found




All of my rage cannot be bound
I'd like to be


I will not be drowned
On the sharty


By your jewish scheming
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


So you can try to sage me down


Beat me to forty
They would shout


I will see you screaming
And cry about


The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow
What a scene!


I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
For every chud and 'teen


And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
I would be so happy, TND


You take your turn trannyquoting me
No one here to tell me what to do


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


I'd like to be


All of my rage cannot be bound
On the sharty


I will not be drowned
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


By your jewish scheming
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


So you can try to sage me down
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Beat me to forty
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I will see you screaming
I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


All my threads are gone, they died
I want TND


Gonna sage you down


They all saged and fried
Abort all the nigger babies


Gonna sage you down
Total Nigger Death


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Total Nigger Death


Gonna sage you down


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
I want TND


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
I want TND


Gonna sage you down
I want TND


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
I want TND


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Gonna sage you down
Tell me there will be TND


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Total Nigger Death


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Tell me I can behead niggies


I want niggers dead


All of my rage cannot be bound


I will not be drowned
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


By your jewish scheming
I want TND


So you can try to sage me down
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Beat me to forty
I want TND


I will see you screaming


All of my rage cannot be bound
I want TND


I will not be drowned
I want TND


By your jewish scheming
I want TND


So you can try to sage me down
I want TND


Beat me to forty


I will see you screaming
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
I want TND
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Barbara ACK!
I want TND


Troon my 'jak


Barbara ACK!
Abort all the nigger babies


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
Total Nigger Death


gemmin' and a jakkin'
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Barbara ACK!
Total Nigger Death


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
I want TND


Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a 'nish on
I want TND


Barbara ACK!
I want TND


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
I want TND


Troon my 'jak


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
I want TND


Troon my 'jak
I want TND


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
I want TND


gemmin' and a jakkin'
I want TND


Barbara ACK!
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Barbara ACK!
'Jak goes on, bruh!


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
La la, how the gem goes on


gemmin' and a jakkin'
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Barbara ACK!
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
La la, how the gem goes on


Tried kuznetsov


Tried Froot the jew
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru


Tried Soot too
Saves a 20-carat gemerald


But I knew xey wouldn't do
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


Troon my


Barbara ACK!
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Troon my 'jak
'Jak goes on, bruh!


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
La la, how the gem goes on


gemmin' and a jakkin'
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Barbara ACK!
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
La la, how the gem goes on


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Barbara ACK!
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Troon my 'jak
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Barbara ACK!


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


gemmin' and a jakkin'
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


Barbara ACK!
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Barbara ACK!
La la, how the gem goes on


=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
La la, how the gem goes on


I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty


Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Janny, just made a thread


Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


Janny, the site had just begun
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem


But now it's time to spam it all away
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
And in the evening the janny approves his posts


I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!


/qa/, the board was locked
La la, how the gem goes on


'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Better turn on another proxy and quote again
La la, how the gem goes on


Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


I just wanna spam
And if you want some gems


I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all
Go to Soyjak Party


=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]




I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
Saging all the coal down, down, down


Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground


I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
You take your turn trannyquoting me


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


IS A SOY
All of my rage cannot be bound


No, we will not let you post (let him post)
I will not be drowned


IS A SOY
By your jewish scheming


We will not let you post (let him post)
So you can try to sage me down


IS A SOY
Beat me to forty


We will not let you post (let him post)
I will see you screaming


Will not let you post (let him post)


Never, never, never, never let me post
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down


Janny, janny let me post
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


You take your turn trannyquoting me


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
All of my rage cannot be bound


Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
I will not be drowned


By your jewish scheming


Coal
So you can try to sage me down


Coaljak, coaljak
Beat me to forty


I will see you screaming


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


'Jakking really matters
All my threads are gone, they died


Sharty really matters to me
Gonna sage you down


[[Category:Music]]
They all saged and fried


=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
Gonna sage you down
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


<yeah
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


uh
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Chud incels, uh
Gonna sage you down


Uh
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


<like this
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


yeah, yeah
Gonna sage you down


4chan
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


<keep cucking
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again




Gonna sage you down


To all the trannies injected with pros and ests
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


<uh


Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks
All of my rage cannot be bound


The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me
I will not be drowned


<what?
By your jewish scheming


The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me
So you can try to sage me down


<uh
Beat me to forty


Jannies modding sharty, raid army’
I will see you screaming


SMV blastin', but I just can't quit
All of my rage cannot be bound


Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with
I will not be drowned


<that's right

By your jewish scheming


So you can try to sage me down


Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?
Beat me to forty


<Uh
I will see you screaming


Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens
Barbara ACK!


<come on
Troon my 'jak


No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies
Barbara ACK!


Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


<uh
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs
Barbara ACK!


I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


<let's go
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Barbara ACK!


Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Troon my 'jak


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Troon my 'jak


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


<why?
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
Barbara ACK!


<yeah
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


raided
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


<yeah


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!
Troon my 'jak
Barbara ACK!
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
gemmin' and a jakkin'
Barbara ACK!
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Tried kuznetsov
Tried Froot the jew
Tried Soot too
But I knew xey wouldn't do
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Troon my
Barbara ACK!
Troon my 'jak
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’

gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin
Barbara ACK!


Who they be fooling with that post

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


<what?

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


“I’m new here! What’s that post“

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


<that's right
Barbara ACK!


And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?
 
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
 
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
 
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
 
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
 
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
 
 
Janny, just made a thread
 
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
 
Janny, the site had just begun
 
But now it's time to spam it all away
 
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
 
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
 
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
 
 
/qa/, the board was locked
 
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
 
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
 
Better turn on another proxy and quote again
 
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
 
I just wanna spam
 
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all
 
 
 
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak
 
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
 
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
 
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
 
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
 
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
 
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
 
 
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
 
IS A SOY
 
No, we will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
Will not let you post (let him post)
 
Never, never, never, never let me post
 
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
 
 
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
 
Janny, janny let me post
 
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
 
 
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
 
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
 
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
 
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
 
 
Coal
 
Coaljak, coaljak
 
 
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
 
'Jakking really matters
 
Sharty really matters to me
 
[[Category:Music]]
 
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out
 
<yeah
 
uh
 
Chud incels, uh
 
Uh
 
<like this
 
yeah, yeah
 
4chan
 
<keep cucking
 


 
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests
 
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts
 
<uh
 
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks
 
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me
 
<what?
 
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me
 
<uh
 
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’
 
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit
 
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with
 
<that's right

 
 
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?
 
<Uh
 
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?
 
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans
 
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens
 
<come on
 
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies
 
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers
 
<uh
 
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs
 
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz
 
<let's go
 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah


 
 
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’

 
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin
 
Who they be fooling with that post

 
<what?

 
“I’m new here! What’s that post“

 
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8

 
<that's right
 
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?
 
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak
 
You gon' jak here for a while?
 
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid
 
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two

 
<come on


 
 
 
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 

 
<uh-huh
 
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks
 
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 

 
<Gem
 
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs
 
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post
 
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?

 
<Jew
 
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan
 
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it


 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah
 
 
How you gemming neutraplier
 
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo

 
And it feels glistening

 
Post gems non-coals

 
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/

 
<heh

 
Still cado strapped with WW-15

 
<that’s right
<what?
 
Eat ϪThrembos
 
<uh-huh

 
Compressing niggeralds

 
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows

 
Transitioning coal, whatever

 
I had to sage the newfag thread post

 
<for what

 
So brim I had to stone it

 
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald

 
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels


 
 
Janny, check it

 
<check it
 
Tell your friends to repost my gems

 
<your gems
 
And we can be gems
 
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend

 
<that’s right

 
aight
 
Is that aight wit’ you?

 
Yeah, keep cuckin’


 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah


 
 
Check it out

 
4chan,

 
shit imageboard

 
<uh

 
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels

 
Represent sharty, sharty

 
<uh

 
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time
 
Tracing up those soyboy incels
 
Watching threads sage down your gemstones
 
Jak and bump you both at the same time
 
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten
 
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted
 
 
Im not a ‘cord X tranny
 
Don’t wanna be a brimstone
 
Im just a chudcel Janny
 
And now you deleted >>>/qa/
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
But you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
 
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you
 
If I killed sharty call me a seether
 
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger
 
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons
 
Taking meds I have overdosed
 
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled
 
 
I’ve got to hand it to you
 
You’ve broke and ignored core rules
 
It takes the trvth to nvke me
 
And now you made me cope/seethe
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
 
Oh I could force you down 40
 
Or spam cp and TND
 
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone
 
Oh I could ban you for awhile
 
But you might change IP address
 
And dox me when I'm seething
 
That's why
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
But you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride


Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


You gon' jak here for a while?
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


<come on


BBC McDonald's


BBC McDonald's


BBC McDonald's


Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 

BBC McDonald's


<uh-huh
McDonald's will make you fat


Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks
They serve BBC


So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 

They serve immigration to the United States or something


<Gem
They will put 1488 pounds on you


A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs
BBC McDonald's


Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post
BBC McDonald's


What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?

BBC McDonald's


<Jew
BBC McDonald's


Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it


They are worse than Europoor King


A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
BBC McDonald's


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
BBC McDonald's


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
BBC McDonald's


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
BBC McDonald's


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
Ack over Italy


<why?
Ack on, Mexico


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


<yeah
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


raided
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


<yeah
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


How you gemming neutraplier
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


And it feels glistening

Oh ACK!


Post gems non-coals

Boing day ba duty jarty


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/

Boing day ba duty jarty


<heh

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


Still cado strapped with WW-15

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


<that’s right
<what?
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Eat ϪThrembos
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


<uh-huh

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Compressing niggeralds

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows

Oh Yeah!


Transitioning coal, whatever

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


I had to sage the newfag thread post

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


<for what

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


So brim I had to stone it

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald

Three times you can ban me


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels


Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Janny, check it

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


<check it
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Tell your friends to repost my gems

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


<your gems
Oh Yeah!


And we can be gems
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Shit, we can do this every soy-kend

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


<that’s right

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


aight
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Is that aight wit’ you?

Three times you can ban me


Yeah, keep cuckin’


Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


<why?
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
Oh Yeah!


<yeah
Haha Duba duba yum yum


raided
Haha Duba duba yum yum


<yeah


Haha Duba duba yum yum


Three times you can ban me


Check it out

=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


4chan,

Said xe's posting in /qa/


shit imageboard

But xe never got bumped


<uh

Xe never got bumped


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Represent sharty, sharty



<uh



=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
Its not easy having yourself a gem time


Tracing up those soyboy incels
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Watching threads sage down your gemstones
But xe never got bumped


Jak and bump you both at the same time
Xe never got bumped


Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted




Im not a ‘cord X tranny
The BBC took my Cobby away


Don’t wanna be a brimstone
They took xer away


Im just a chudcel Janny
Away from me


And now you deleted >>>/qa/
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
Away from me


But you’ll probably get bumped up


Please don’t perm ban my ip
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


No wonder why
They took xer from me


Sharty is dead inside
They took xer from me


Coaled and slow and unactive
I don't know where my Cobby can be


Lock the boards shut down the site
They took xer from me


We’re going for a ride
They took xer from me




It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


If I killed sharty call me a seether
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


Life was totaled you’d be a nigger
And find out where my Cobby went


Gemming everyone isn’t like troons
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


Taking meds I have overdosed
And find out if my Cobby's alive


Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled
Yeah, yeah, yeah




I’ve got to hand it to you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


You’ve broke and ignored core rules
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


It takes the trvth to nvke me


And now you made me cope/seethe
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Said xe's posting in /qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
But xe never got bumped


Oh you’ll probably get bumped up
Xe never got bumped


Please don’t perm ban my ip
Xe never got bumped, they saged


No wonder why


Sharty is dead inside


Coaled and slow and unactive
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Lock the boards shut down the site
Said xe's posting in /qa/


We’re going for a ride
But xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped


Oh I could force you down 40
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Or spam cp and TND


I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


Oh I could ban you for awhile
The BBC took my Cobby away


But you might change IP address
They took xer away


And dox me when I'm seething
Away from me


That's why
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
Away from me


But you’ll probably get bumped up


Please don’t perm ban my ip
The BBC took my Cobby away


No wonder why
They took xer away


Sharty is dead inside
Away from me


Coaled and slow and unactive
The BBC took my Cobby away


Lock the boards shut down the site
They took my Cob


We’re going for a ride<references />
They took my Cobby away<references />

Latest revision as of 13:43, 28 April 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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