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[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load
(SPADE GANG!)
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick
I flood another page, every thread a hit
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load
All my cords, posters top 50 though
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick
I flood another page, every thread a hit
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick
I flood another page, every thread a hit
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
(SPADE GANG!)
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== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
The west is gonna fall


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
So billions must die
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
You like like a monkey


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
You skin makes me cry
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
Your leeching off welfare
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
In a libcunt world


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
I wish I was special


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
So fucking special
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
But I'm a chud


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
And I hate niggers


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
Need to get them out of here


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
They don't belong here


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
There in my vidya games


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
And in my TV shows


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
I making synthwave edits


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
To enrich the white soul


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
I want you to notice


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
When jews are around


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
So fucking special


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
I wish I was special


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Feds tried to shut us down on .party
But I'm a chud


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
And I hate niggers


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
Need to get them out of here


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
They don't belong here


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
Toooo- total nigger death


Now this looks like a gem for me
Toooo- total nigger death


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Death


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
I see a mixed race couple


I said this looks like a gem for me
And it ruins my whole day


So everybody, just cope and seethe
So fucking special


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
I wish I was special


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
But I'm a chud


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
And I hate niggers
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
Need to get them out of here


Fat Hon Real Man
They don't belong here


Ha ha- Charade you are


Wooh!
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


You rope acked troon fag
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


Ha ha- Charade you are
The only NAS I'll ever post


And when you kick the stool apart
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
But then they archived her alive


With your rope caught your neck skin
Ongezellig, 2023


Saying “Keep on swinging”
With just her Mymy at her side


Red stain asphyxiating
And only days before the bumps


What do you hope to find
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
 
Now she's my loving wife and bride
 
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
 
On empty boards around the 'chan
 
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
 
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
 
 
But now we must bump up every 'lig
 
On the boards we used to love
 
Just to love Maya
 
At least enough to keep it on
 
 
And now she posts on her PC
 
With her old sister going outside
 
Says it was gem to post online
 
But now she made herself a bride
 
And won't be an incel again
 
The thread looks coaller from afar
 
That's right below where archives are
 
He didn't mean to miss your thread
 
With gems and Mymys wed
 
On brand new 'deels inside your heart
 
Maya just hides and falls apart
 
 
But now we must bump up every 'lig
 
On the boards we used to love
 
Just to love Maya
 
At least enough to keep it on
 
 
And here's where your banner shows
 
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
 
Upzelligs come in rows
 
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
 
And it's so gem to see my wife agree
 
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
 
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]
 
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]
 
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
 
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
 
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]
 
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
 
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
 
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)
 
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
 
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
 
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?
 
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
 
I've just doxed a monster
 
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
 
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
 
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
 
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
 
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
 
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
 
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
 
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
 
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
 
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
 
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
 
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
 
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
 
Feds tried to shut us down on .party
 
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
 
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
 
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
 
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
 
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
 
Now this looks like a gem for me
 
So everybody, just cope and seethe
 
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
 
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
 
I said this looks like a gem for me
 
So everybody, just cope and seethe
 
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
 
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
 
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>
 
Verse 1
 
Fat Hon Real Man
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
Wooh!
 
You rope acked troon fag
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
And when you kick the stool apart
 
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
 
With your rope caught your neck skin
 
Saying “Keep on swinging”
 
Red stain asphyxiating
 
What do you hope to find
 
In hell you’re confined?
 
You’re nearly a laugh
 
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
 
Verse 2
 
Chan mod trans flag
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
You fucked up janny slag
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
 
You’re nearly a good laugh
 
Almost worth a quick grin
 
You want to catch a GET
 
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
 
And good fun with a cheese drum
 
You’re nearly a laugh
 
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
 
Verse 3
 
Hey you, Ukraine rouse
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
You try to keep our chudding off the streets
 
You’re nearly a real treat
 
All loud mouth and no sneed
 
And do you feel abused?
 
…You
 
Gotta ruin kuz tides
 
And keep it all on the inside
 
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
 
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
 
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
 
The jannies they will all sperg out
 
And we'll all feel gay
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
Don't forget /qa/
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
Well, the soyak gems are ready now
 
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
 
And we'll all feel gay
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
Don't forget /qa/


In hell you’re confined?
When Cobby comes marching home.


You’re nearly a laugh
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Verse 2
That's when Clean Stable begun,


Chan mod trans flag
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Ha ha- Charade you are
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


You fucked up janny slag
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


Ha ha- Charade you are
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
When Cobby comes marching home.


You’re nearly a good laugh
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Almost worth a quick grin
When Cobby comes marching home.


You want to catch a GET
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
Hurrah! Hurrah!


And good fun with a cheese drum
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


You’re nearly a laugh
Hurrah! Hurrah!


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Verse 3
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
When Cobby comes marching home.


Ha ha- Charade you are
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
When Cobby comes marching home.


Ha ha- Charade you are
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
Hurrah! Hurrah!


You’re nearly a real treat
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


All loud mouth and no sneed
Hurrah! Hurrah!


And do you feel abused?
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


…You
A god was born anew,


Gotta ruin kuz tides
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


And keep it all on the inside
When Cobby comes marching home.


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
When Cobby comes marching home.


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


The jannies they will all sperg out
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


And we'll all feel gay
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


When Cobby comes marching home.
Cobson is attached


Don't forget /qa/
Folder full of 'jaks


When Cobby comes marching home.
Got the VPN to match


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
Spammin' with the party


Hurrah! Hurrah!
You can call your janny


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
I been posting gemmies


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


And we'll all feel gay
You can't tell me nothin'


When Cobby comes marching home.
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Don't forget /qa/
You can't tell me nothin'


When Cobby comes marching home.
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
New IP from Tuxler


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Sproke all in my bladder


That's when Clean Stable begun,
Running from the CP


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Saging all the coalers


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
Janny is a tranny


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
Roleplay in IRC


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Axe wound looking nasty


When Cobby comes marching home.
Doing it all for free


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


When Cobby comes marching home.
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
He can't tell me nothin'


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
He can't tell me nothin'


Hurrah! Hurrah!
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


When Cobby comes marching home.
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


When Cobby comes marching home.
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Got no bans, I evade all that


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


A god was born anew,
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


When Cobby comes marching home.
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
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I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


Cobson is attached
Soylent rain


Folder full of 'jaks
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


Got the VPN to match
Soylent rain


Spammin' with the party
The discord says it can't be here again


You can call your janny
Soylent rain


I been posting gemmies
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Soylent rain


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Lock a board and say that teens are out


You can't tell me nothin'
Soylent rain


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


You can't tell me nothin'
Soylent rain


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
A duel to be had had died yesterday


New IP from Tuxler
Soylent rain


Sproke all in my bladder
You look like this and that is what you say


Running from the CP


Saging all the coalers
Soylent rain


Janny is a tranny
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Roleplay in IRC
Soylent rain


Axe wound looking nasty
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


Doing it all for free
Soylent rain


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Soylent rain


He can't tell me nothin'
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


He can't tell me nothin'
Soylent rain


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Soylent rain


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
Soylent rain


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Seldom posted without getting a ban


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Soylent rain


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Soylent rain


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Got no bans, I evade all that
Soylent rain


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
Soylent rain


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
Soylent rain


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


The discord says it can't be here again
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
Stays behind as garbage celebrates
 


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Lock a board and say that teens are out
Same post has a longer ban to evade


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
The mods swear that they don't make that face


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


A duel to be had had died yesterday
A sad truth on the state of affairs


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


You look like this and that is what you say
You had fun but angry men don't care




Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
But it was used once for something else


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru




Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Seldom posted without getting a ban
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed




Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
More than trolling, more than making bants


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
Blank future molded by your own hands


Soylent rain
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Soot has smiled upon you this day


Soylent rain
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
And blessed be the 'jakkers


We who fight with all our bravery


Soylent rain
'Til only the righteous stand


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
You see the distant raids


Soylent rain
They bellow in the 'log


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
You fight with all your 'jaks


Soylent rain
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
And when you all get banned


Soylent rain
And cannot carry on


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Though you die, the 'party lives on


Soylent rain
All the soyMEN:


Same post has a longer ban to evade
You may get banned for a week


Soylent rain
By a janny or a troon


The mods swear that they don't make that face
You may be perma'd to death


Soylent rain
Or get doxxed or worse


A sad truth on the state of affairs
But when they rangeban you


Soylent rain
You will not feel the need to run


You had fun but angry men don't care
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Swaglord:


Soylent rain
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Because /qa/ has gone awry


Soylent rain
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


But it was used once for something else
Jannies:


Soylent rain
Tomorrow night our lives will change


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


Soylent rain
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
/qa/cker:


Up there there is so much room


Soylent rain
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


Soylent rain
And so I will post 'cado soon


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
/bant/ jakkers:


Soylent rain
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


Soylent rain
Looks like we might be out of luck


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Soyteens:


Soylent rain
Why did the jannies start this war?


More than trolling, more than making bants
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


Soylent rain
When did this song become a marathon?


Blank future molded by your own hands
/qa/cker:


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
(I want to post up there)
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
Swaglord:


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
When Soyteens are dead and gone


And blessed be the 'jakkers
They'll be no more Cobson songs


We who fight with all our bravery
Soyteens:


'Til only the righteous stand
They may rangeban your town


You see the distant raids
And sell your data to jews


They bellow in the 'log
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


You fight with all your 'jaks
And you sing your perma'd tune


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
But that's the way it goes


And when you all get banned
In war you're shat upon


And cannot carry on
Though we die, the sharty lives on


Though you die, the 'party lives on
/qa/ckers:


All the soyMEN:
(I want to post up there)


You may get banned for a week
Swaglord:


By a janny or a troon
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


You may be perma'd to death
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


Or get doxxed or worse
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


But when they rangeban you
on /soy/


You will not feel the need to run
Here on my board, I can only receive


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


Swaglord:
on /soy/


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


Because /qa/ has gone awry
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
on /soy/


Jannies:
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


Tomorrow night our lives will change
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
on /soy/


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


/qa/cker:
The 'jakker army march


Up there there is so much room
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
Ready for the onslaught


And so I will post 'cado soon
Ready for the fight


/bant/ jakkers:
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
Ropes are placed in darkness


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
In the cover of the night


Looks like we might be out of luck
Waiting to be tied u


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
When the time is right


Soyteens:
Imminent invasion, imminent attack


Why did the jannies start this war?
Once the raid has started


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
There’s no turning back


When did this song become a marathon?
The end of /qa/ draws near


/qa/cker:
It’s time has come to an end


(I want to post up there)
The end of an era is here


Swaglord:
It’s time to ACK!


When Soyteens are dead and gone
[Chorus:]


They'll be no more Cobson songs
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Soyteens:
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


They may rangeban your town
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


And sell your data to jews
One million men at war


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


And you sing your perma'd tune
‘Catty of /lgbt/


But that's the way it goes
Where the heat of battle burned


In war you're shat upon
Suffered heavy losses


Though we die, the sharty lives on
And the tide of war was turned


/qa/ckers:
Driving back the Soy army


(I want to post up there)
Fighting on four boards


Swaglord:
Hunt them out of 4chan


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Out of Jannie land


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Range-ban all the proxies
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
Force /qa/ to retreat


on /soy/
Reserves hop on VC


Here on my board, I can only receive
Securing their defeat


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
Jannies of /lgbt/


on /soy/
Broke the citadel


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
Ruins of a board


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
/qa/ rest in heaven


on /soy/
The end of /qa/ draws near


Here on my board, I know I've started to think
It's time has come to an end


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
The end of an era is here


on /soy/
It's time to ACK!


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
[Chorus]
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
For /qa/!


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Ow L G B T!


Ready for the onslaught
Union of trans


Ready for the fight
Will of the jannies


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
Strong in command


Ropes are placed in darkness
Ow L G B T


In the cover of the night
Union of trans


Waiting to be tied u
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


When the time is right
The end of /qa/ is here


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
It's time has come to an end


Once the raid has started
The end of an era is here


There’s no turning back
It's time to ACK!


The end of /qa/ draws near
[Chorus]


It’s time has come to an end
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


The end of an era is here
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


It’s time to ACK!
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


[Chorus:]
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


One million men at war
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


‘Catty of /lgbt/
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


Where the heat of battle burned
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


Suffered heavy losses
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


And the tide of war was turned
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


Driving back the Soy army
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


Fighting on four boards
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Hunt them out of 4chan
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


Out of Jannie land
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


Range-ban all the proxies
I want som BB C


Force /qa/ to retreat
It is my favorite meat.


Reserves hop on VC
I like it uncut or shaved


Securing their defeat
And not I am not gay


Jannies of /lgbt/
I like it cut or unshaved


Broke the citadel
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Ruins of a board
<br>


/qa/ rest in heaven
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


The end of /qa/ draws near
He's just a cuck who like niggers


It's time has come to an end
Now just one second, all right?


The end of an era is here
I've got something for your appetite.


It's time to ACK!
There's so many things that you could eat.


[Chorus]
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


For /qa/!
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


Ow L G B T!
<br>


Union of trans
So juicy... so tasty...


Will of the jannies
He nigger, cum in my mouth!


Strong in command
How about... a sissy clit?


Ow L G B T
With precum leaking out.


Union of trans
NO!


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
I want some black dick, no lie.


The end of /qa/ is here
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


It's time has come to an end
Instead of black dick, try white.


The end of an era is here
Just please end your cuck trite.


It's time to ACK!
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


[Chorus]
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
<br>


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
You know what would go with white pussy?


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
Black dick.


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
Uh-oh


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
Get over here, nigger.


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
Black dick goes good with white pussy


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
I stand alone


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
And gaze upon the catalog


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
Rangebans
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Is all that’s left after the raid


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


I want som BB C
Troonjaks


It is my favorite meat.
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


I like it uncut or shaved
[Pre-chorus 1:]


And not I am not gay
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


I like it cut or unshaved
I will hide – they’ll be searching


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


<br>
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
That’s the Art of Soy!


He's just a cuck who like niggers
Breaking the will to post among the enemy


Now just one second, all right?
Force them to hunt me


I've got something for your appetite.
They will play my game


There's so many things that you could eat.
And play by my rules


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
I will be hidden but still visible


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
They will find me no more


<br>
I’ll be gone


So juicy... so tasty...
I will have them surrounded


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
They will jak without knowing overrun


How about... a sissy clit?


With precum leaking out.
/a/ tard banned


NO!
I will jak but never quote


I want some black dick, no lie.
That’s the Art of War


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Broken and lost


Instead of black dick, try white.
Tired of ‘jaks


Just please end your cuck trite.
They’ll surrender to me


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
Caught in my trap


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
There’s no way out


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
Banned never again


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


<br>
For merely dreaming we were coal


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
And only he can make it right


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
So the ‘party’s different tonight


You know what would go with white pussy?
>We WILL go together in flight


Black dick.


Uh-oh
It's Now & Never


Get over here, nigger.
A gemmy endeavor


Black dick goes good with white pussy
Awaits janitorial directives


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
To clean the ‘log
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
Believe me, darling


And gaze upon the catalog
The board was made for ‘jakking


Rangebans
Like melting nojaks


Is all that’s left after the raid
As tall as the catalog


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


Troonjaks
Un ensemble d'soyteens


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
La galaxie s'étend


[Pre-chorus 1:]
Jardin de l'imagination


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
Cobber la lacune


I will hide – they’ll be searching
Roller passé la lune


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
Comme nous évoluons


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of Soy!
The party’s thriving


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
But really it’s dying


Force them to hunt me
A cobson’s confluence of


They will play my game
Cheese pizza stealth spammed


And play by my rules


I will be hidden but still visible
Soot knows you heard “her”


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
Staging /muv/'s murder


They will find me no more
In line before the board began


I’ll be gone
To be where I am


I will have them surrounded


They will jak without knowing overrun
Soulless dust of one emotion


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


/a/ tard banned
No division janny removed bait for


I will jak but never quote
Free


That’s the Art of War


Broken and lost
To know


Tired of ‘jaks
We are beyond a 'oal


They’ll surrender to me
And lol, the glows arrange to show


Caught in my trap
some gems perfectly clear


There’s no way out


Banned never again
You look quite gemmy tonight


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
Here among these active sites
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


And only he can make it right
Markiplier's kingdom come


So the ‘party’s different tonight
No teens left awake


>We WILL go together in flight
Now that the party's on the wake


Let's see what we can make


It's Now & Never


A gemmy endeavor
The board is >thoughly ending


Awaits janitorial directives
A line in any final song


To clean the ‘log
So long so far


Believe me, darling
We will do some posting


The board was made for ‘jakking
At last eternal in the catalog


Like melting nojaks
Above a burning coal


As tall as the catalog


Bye, Hi


Un ensemble d'soyteens
Sigh, Hawaii


La galaxie s'étend
We never meant to fart


Jardin de l'imagination
avant-garde, thy art


Cobber la lacune
One gem


Roller passé la lune
Higher than iron


Comme nous évoluons
Invisible to some


Until it's time


The party’s thriving
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


But really it’s dying
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


A cobson’s confluence of
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


Soot knows you heard “her”
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


Staging /muv/'s murder
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


In line before the board began
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


To be where I am
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


Soulless dust of one emotion
Okay, bump


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


No division janny removed bait for
[Verse 2]


Free
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


To know
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


We are beyond a 'oal
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


And lol, the glows arrange to show


some gems perfectly clear
[Pre-Chorus]


Okay, post to add to spam


You look quite gemmy tonight
Let this one be to get rangebanned


Here among these active sites


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
[Chorus]


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Markiplier's kingdom come
But I thought you knew me truly


No teens left awake
Something different than we started with on the '4


Now that the party's on the wake
Does it even matter to me?


Let's see what we can make


[Verse 3]


The board is >thoughly ending
I was in the /qa2/


A line in any final song
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


So long so far
posting stealth jaks on TOR


We will do some posting
[Chorus]


At last eternal in the catalog
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Above a burning coal
But I thought you knew me truly


Something different than we started with in the '4


Bye, Hi
Does it even matter to me?


Sigh, Hawaii


We never meant to fart
[Post-Chorus]


avant-garde, thy art
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


One gem
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


Higher than iron
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


Invisible to some
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


Until it's time


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
[Refrain]
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
Why don't post some Colorjaks


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
(Join if you wish)


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
Post some Colorjaks?


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
And Colorjaks?


Okay, bump


[Bridge]


[Verse 2]
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


[Pre-Chorus]
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


Okay, post to add to spam
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


Let this one be to get rangebanned
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


(But I thought you knew me, truly)


[Chorus]
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


But I thought you knew me truly
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Something different than we started with on the '4
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


Does it even matter to me?


[Refrain]


[Verse 3]
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


I was in the /qa2/
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
Why don't post some Colorjaks


posting stealth jaks on TOR
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


[Chorus]
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


But I thought you knew me truly
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


Something different than we started with in the '4
EEEYUCK


Does it even matter to me?
SHYEEAH


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


[Post-Chorus]
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
FUCKED UP CHUDS


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
FUCKED UP TROONS


FUCKED UP KUZ'S


[Refrain]
IRC CHATROOM


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
FUCKED UP NAS


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
FUCKED UP COAL


Why don't post some Colorjaks
68 QUOTES IS


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
MY ONLY GOAL


(Join if you wish)
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


Post some Colorjaks?
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
YEEEEAH


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
THIS RHYME GOES OUT


And Colorjaks?
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


ARE YOU READY?


[Bridge]
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
HOLD UP HOLD UP


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
HOLD UP HOLD UP


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
DUBS?


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
QUADS?


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
FUCK


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


[Refrain]
COB WON!


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Ahaahaha!


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Ahahahahaha!


=== Hot Dog ===
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
Then put that gem in another gem


EEEYUCK
And then just keep going


SHYEEAH
Until I get a big ass gem


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
You know what I'm gem?


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
Yo!


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


FUCKED UP CHUDS


FUCKED UP TROONS
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


IRC CHATROOM
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


FUCKED UP NAS
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


FUCKED UP COAL
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


68 QUOTES IS
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


MY ONLY GOAL
Back the bvll out garage


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
And put the bvll in your Cob


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


YEEEEAH
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
Damn, too many gems


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
Can't even bump my own threads


ARE YOU READY?
Four diaperjaks on my waist


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
Boutta explode through my pants


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


HOLD UP HOLD UP


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Why don't you come through?


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
Before I Goku


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


DUBS?


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


QUADS?
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


FUCK
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


COB WON!
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Cob on page 40, back to the top


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Ahahahahaha!
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
With your bitch posting 'toss too


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
I'm making a line out of gems;


Then put that gem in another gem
Call that shit Bejewled!


And then just keep going


Until I get a big ass gem


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


You know what I'm gem?
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


Yo!
Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I load the 'log, pull up at first page


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
Why don't you come through?


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
Before I Goku


Back the bvll out garage
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


And put the bvll in your Cob


Make your Cob Gangnam Style


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
I don't even know what /qa/ is


Damn, too many gems
Ahahahaha!


Can't even bump my own threads
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Four diaperjaks on my waist


Boutta explode through my pants
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
Feral, ah, feral


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


Janny knows your game, what you're about


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
And to me that's falsefag, ah


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
Just wait 'til they post more scat


Cob on page 40, back to the top


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
You know it (really, really cob)


With your bitch posting 'toss too
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


I'm making a line out of gems;
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


Call that shit Bejewled!
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


Just to tell you once again


Who's a gem?


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
Every duel you take


Why don't you come through?
And every post you make


Before I Goku
Every coal you save


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Every Cob you sage


I'll be watching you


… Every single page


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
And every word you say


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Every thread on kway


Why don't you come through?
Every time you rage


Before I Goku
I'll be watching you


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
… Oh, can't you see


You belong to me?


How my poor heart aches


I don't even know what /qa/ is
With every Cob you sage?


Ahahahaha!
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
The onions boy's behind the screen


The onions boy's behind the screen


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
The schizotard is in the thread


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
The schizotards are in my thread


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Feral, ah, feral
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


And if the site's imploding many months too short


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Janny knows your game, what you're about


The new spammer is in this thread


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
The new spammer is in this thread


And to me that's falsefag, ah
You make the posts


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
You spam your cobs


Just wait 'til they post more scat
You spam the site until it stops


You call me locked


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
And colorjakkers keyed


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


You know it (really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


Just to tell you once again
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Who's a gem?


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
All who you trace, and all that is swede


Every duel you take
All that you bump, all you down


And every post you make
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


Every coal you save
All that's mustard, all that's dust


Every Cob you sage
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


I'll be watching you
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


… Every single page
And all you sage and all you report


And every word you say
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


Every thread on kway
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


Every time you rage
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


I'll be watching you
And all that was kept and all that was lost


… Oh, can't you see
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


You belong to me?
But the gems are bumped up on the board


How my poor heart aches


With every Cob you sage?
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


The onions boy's behind the screen
I was in /qa/ before I met you


The onions boy's behind the screen
I 'jakked too much


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
and that's an issue


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
But I'm BBC


The schizotard is in the thread
Gem


The schizotards are in my thread
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
But I hope I never goon again


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
I know it breaks your Racer


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


And if the site's imploding many months too short
4 years no janny


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
Now you looking Frooty


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
on Angeleno tranny


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
And I-I-I can't 'jak


No I-I-I can't duel


The new spammer is in this thread
So baby bot me closer


The new spammer is in this thread
in the back skibidi toilet


You make the posts
That I know you can't afford


You spam your cobs
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


You spam the site until it stops
Pull the gem right off the corner


You call me locked
from that NAS you just quoted


And colorjakkers keyed
From your roommate back in Ohio


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
Gemmy the Soyjak


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
Was party saving 'mber


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
In a color Cob thread


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
With a traced nose


And two eyes made out of 'tter


All who you trace, and all that is swede


All that you bump, all you down
Gemmy the Soyjak


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
Is nas coal they say


All that's mustard, all that's dust
But was made to glow


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
As the 'teens know


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
How he gemmed the 'log that day


And all you sage and all you report


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
There must have been tanzanite in


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
That old meta board they loathed


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
For when they locked it up for good


And all that was kept and all that was lost
In him the 'log was clothed


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


But the gems are bumped up on the board
Gemmy the Soyjak


Shined as a gem sure should


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
And the chudcels say


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
It was just like /qa/
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you
Glistening as a gem could


I 'jakked too much


and that's an issue
Gemmy the Soyjak


But I'm BBC
Knew Kolyma was on that day


Gem
So he said: 'jak him


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
Right on a whim


But I hope I never goon again
Before it's moved to /nate/


I know it breaks your Racer


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
Straight to MS Paint


4 years no janny
With an old mouse in his hand


Now you looking Frooty
Drawing here and there


on Angeleno tranny
All in canvas square


And I-I-I can't 'jak
Posting: 'jakking if I can


No I-I-I can't duel


So baby bot me closer
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


in the back skibidi toilet
Seen by the Turkish jan


That I know you can't afford
And he only stopped his ploy


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


Pull the gem right off the corner


from that NAS you just quoted
For Gemmy the Soyjak


From your roommate back in Ohio
Posted dark coal on his way


We ain't never not the 'Jakker
No evading for him


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
Saying: No 'sterium


Gemmy the Soyjak
>My ban only lasts a day!


Was party saving 'mber
>My ban only lasts a day!


In a color Cob thread
>My ban only lasts a day!


With a traced nose
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


And two eyes made out of 'tter
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Gemmy the Soyjak
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Is nas coal they say
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


But was made to glow


As the 'teens know
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


How he gemmed the 'log that day
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


There must have been tanzanite in
Maybe get a blister on your thumb


That old meta board they loathed


For when they locked it up for good
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


In him the 'log was clothed
Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Gemmy the Soyjak
We gotta make the trannies ack


Shined as a gem sure should


And the chudcels say
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


It was just like /qa/
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


Glistening as a gem could
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


Gemmy the Soyjak


Knew Kolyma was on that day
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


So he said: 'jak him
Custom chudjak variants


Right on a whim
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Before it's moved to /nate/
We gotta make the trannies ack


I shoulda learned to draw the soys


Straight to MS Paint
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


With an old mouse in his hand
Look at that cobson, he got it


Drawing here and there
Yelling in the camera, man


All in canvas square
He must have some fun


Posting: 'jakking if I can
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Onion noises?


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Seen by the Turkish jan
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


And he only stopped his ploy
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


For Gemmy the Soyjak
Custom chudjak variants


Posted dark coal on his way
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


No evading for him
We gotta make the trannies ack


Saying: No 'sterium
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


>My ban only lasts a day!
I dunno what I was posting


>My ban only lasts a day!
Leaving my jaks behind,


>My ban only lasts a day!
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
With all this vantablack niggerstone


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
Coming to Haunt me forever,


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


It wont be long before I start to post NAS


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants
Its been so long


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Since I've seen my 'son


We gotta make the trannies ack
lost to this coaler


To the tranny behind the spade spam


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
Since you've been dust


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
I've been browsin this stupid site


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants
I wish I partied with soot


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
With the gems of the past qway


We gotta make the trannies ack
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


I shoulda learned to draw the soys


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Look at that cobson, he got it
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Yelling in the camera, man


He must have some fun
Kolyma news is killing teens


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
But the Party go without him


Onion noises?
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there




We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Its been so long


Custom chudjak variants
Since I've seen my 'son


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
lost to this coaler


We gotta make the trannies ack
To the tranny behind the spade spam


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


I dunno what I was posting
Since you've been dust


Leaving my jaks behind,
I've been browsin this stupid site


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker


With all this vantablack niggerstone
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Coming to Haunt me forever,
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
But then they archived her alive


Ongezellig, 2023


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
With just her Mymy at her side


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
And only days before the bumps


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Now she's my loving wife and bride


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man




Its been so long
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Since I've seen my 'son
On the boards we used to love


lost to this coaler
Just to love Maya


To the tranny behind the spade spam
At least enough to keep it on




Since you've been dust
And now she posts on her PC


I've been browsin this stupid site
With her old sister going outside


so I could ponder
Says it was gem to post online


the sanity of a jakker
But now she made herself a bride


And won't be an incel again


I wish I partied with soot
The thread looks coaller from afar


With the gems of the past qway
That's right below where archives are


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
He didn't mean to miss your thread


With gems and Mymys wed


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
Maya just hides and falls apart




Kolyma news is killing teens
But now we must bump up every 'lig


But the Party go without him
On the boards we used to love


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
And here's where your banner shows


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Its been so long
Upzelligs come in rows


Since I've seen my 'son
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


lost to this coaler
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


To the tranny behind the spade spam
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Since you've been dust
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


I've been browsin this stupid site
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


so I could ponder
Staring at Switches with childish joy


the sanity of a jakker
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The gem that started the art of our years
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


Ongezellig, 2023
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


With just her Mymy at her side
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


And only days before the bumps
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Now she's my loving wife and bride
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


On empty boards around the 'chan
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love
Designed to insult yet taken so well


Just to love Maya
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


At least enough to keep it on
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


And now she posts on her PC


With her old sister going outside
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Says it was gem to post online
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


But now she made herself a bride
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


And won't be an incel again
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


The thread looks coaller from afar


That's right below where archives are
Named after distant anonymous types


He didn't mean to miss your thread
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


With gems and Mymys wed
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Maya just hides and falls apart


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


On the boards we used to love
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


Just to love Maya
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


At least enough to keep it on


Told to be ugly, face of a nation


And here's where your banner shows
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
As if from a god, smiles so impish


Upzelligs come in rows
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


Staring at Switches with childish joy
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


The gem that started the art of our years
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


All because he could not get off his couch


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Designed to insult yet taken so well


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
In a little while from now  


If I'm not feeling any less bored


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
I promise myself to treat myself


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
And visit a nearby board


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
And clicking on the 'log


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
Will scroll on to the top


In an effort to


Named after distant anonymous types
Get some more (you)'s


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
And be a gemmy jaker


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
"She" perma'd him


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
No point in us remaining


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
We may as well just go


As I did on my own


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
Banned again, naturally


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


As if from a god, smiles so impish


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
To think that only yesterday


I was gemmy,bright and gay


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
The 'jak i was about to make


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
But as if to knock me down


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
The jannies came arround


And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
Cut me into little coalies


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


All because he could not get off his couch
Leaving me to doubt


Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
Oh, if he really is a gem


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
Why did I get perma'd?!


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
In my hour of need


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
I truly am indeed


Banned again, naturally


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
It seems to me that


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
there are more span threads in the 'log


That can't be gemmied


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
Left unattended




In a little while from now


If I'm not feeling any less bored
What do we do?


I promise myself to treat myself
What do we do?


And visit a nearby board


And clicking on the 'log


Will scroll on to the top
Banned again,naturally


In an effort to


Get some more (you)'s


And be a gemmy jaker
Looking back over the years


And whatever else that appears


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
Never wishing to hide the tears


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
And just at twelve years old


"She" perma'd him
The teens, Cob bless their soul


No point in us remaining
Could't understand why the ony site


We may as well just go
They had ever loved had been take


As I did on my own
Leaving them to spam


Banned again, naturally
With a heart so badly broken


Despite the many gems from me


No 'jaks were ever posted


To think that only yesterday


I was gemmy,bright and gay


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
And when they all got wiped


The 'jak i was about to make
I cried and cried all day


But as if to knock me down


The jannies came arround


And without so much as a mere -ACK!
Banned again. naturally


Cut me into little coalies
Banned again, naturally




=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


Leaving me to doubt
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Oh, if he really is a gem
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


Why did I get perma'd?!
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


In my hour of need
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


I truly am indeed
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


Banned again, naturally
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


Soot, I never got to say thank you


It seems to me that
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


there are more span threads in the 'log
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


That can't be gemmied
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


Left unattended
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


What do we do?
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


What do we do?
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


See the sharty is the finest board quality


Banned again,naturally
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


Looking back over the years
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


And whatever else that appears
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


Never wishing to hide the tears
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


And just at twelve years old
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


The teens, Cob bless their soul
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


Could't understand why the ony site
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


They had ever loved had been take
I can still remember


Leaving them to spam
How that soyjaks used to make me smile


With a heart so badly broken


Despite the many gems from me
And I knew if I had my chance


No 'jaks were ever posted
That I could make those trannies hang


And maybe they'd be a man forever




And when they all got wiped
But November made me shiver


I cried and cried all day
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Bad news on the doorstep


I couldn't post one more 'jak


Banned again. naturally


Banned again, naturally
I can't remember if I cried


When I read about all the pruned threads


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
But something touched me deep inside


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
The day the /qa/ died


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
This will be the gem that save /qa/


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


Soot, I never got to say thank you
Did you write the Book of Soy?


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
And do you like baiting Soot above?


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
If the jannies tell you so


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
Do you believe in soydueling?


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Well I know that you're in love with him


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


See the sharty is the finest board quality
You both kicked off your shoes


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
But I knew I was out of luck


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
I started singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
This will be the gem that save /qa/


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Now for two years we've been on our own
A long long time ago


I can still remember
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
But that's not how it used to be




And I knew if I had my chance
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


That I could make those trannies hang
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


And maybe they'd be a man forever
And a voice that came from KGB




But November made me shiver
Oh, and while the King was looking down


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


Bad news on the doorstep
The Sharty was adjourned


I couldn't post one more 'jak
No verdict was returned




I can't remember if I cried
And while trannies read a book on Marx


When I read about all the pruned threads
The spammers practiced in the park


But something touched me deep inside
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


The day the /qa/ died
The day the /qa/ died




So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
We were singing
 
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Line 6,793: Line 7,143:




Did you write the Book of Soy?
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


And do you like baiting Soot above?
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


If the jannies tell you so
Eight miles high and falling fast




Do you believe in soydueling?
They hanged foul on a tree


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast




Well I know that you're in love with him
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
While the jannies played a marching tune


You both kicked off your shoes
We all got up to spam


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
Oh, but we never got the chance




I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
The jannytroons refused to yield


But I knew I was out of luck
Do you recall what was revealed


The day the /qa/ died
The day the /qa/ died?




I started singing
We started singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Line 6,833: Line 7,183:
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Now for two years we've been on our own


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
Oh, and there we were all in one board
 
A generation lost and bored


But that's not how it used to be
With no time left to start a raid




When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


And a voice that came from KGB
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend




Oh, and while the King was looking down
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


The Sharty was adjourned
No janny born in Hell


No verdict was returned
Could break the spammers’ spell




And while trannies read a book on Marx
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


The spammers practiced in the park
To light the circlejerking rite


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


The day the /qa/ died
The day the /qa/ died




We were singing
He was singing


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Line 6,878: Line 7,229:
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


Eight miles high and falling fast
And xe just cried and roped away




They hanged foul on a tree
I went down to the sacred board


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
But the message said the post wouldn't go




Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


While the jannies played a marching tune
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


We all got up to spam
But not a word was posted


Oh, but we never got the chance
[Start a New Thread] was all broken




'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
And the three men I admire most


The jannytroons refused to yield
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


Do you recall what was revealed
They caught the last train for the coast


The day the /qa/ died?
The day the /qa/ died




We started singing
And they were singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
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Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
This will be the gem that save /qa/




They were singing


Oh, and there we were all in one board
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


A generation lost and bored
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


With no time left to start a raid
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
Jakking it up so we can win


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
Singing songs about the soyland


I miss the Sharty once again


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
And I think it's a sin, yes


My hands were clenched in fists of rage


No janny born in Hell
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


Could break the spammers’ spell
Well I heard old Josh put her down


Well I hope Null will remember


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


To light the circlejerking rite


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
Sweet board Gemmybama


The day the /qa/ died
Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama


He was singing
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
The Great Soyset does not bother me


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Does your conscience bother you?


Tell the truth


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
Sweet board Gemmybama


And xe just cried and roped away
Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama


I went down to the sacred board
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


But the message said the post wouldn't go
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
Soot, I'm coming home to you


But not a word was posted
Yeah, yeah


[Start a New Thread] was all broken


Kuz's got the answer


And the three men I admire most
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


They caught the last train for the coast
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


The day the /qa/ died
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


And they were singing
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
I post her, I jak her


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
The sun caught in her orange hair


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Is blazing me out of all control


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Like coal


Black coal


They were singing
This coal is in my posts


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
This burning desire


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
is turning me to NAS


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


Singing songs about the soyland
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I miss the Sharty once again
If in God's plan (mea culpa)


And I think it's a sin, yes
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)




Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Protect me, Kuz


Well I heard old Josh put her down
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Well I hope Null will remember
Don't let her coal my threads and board


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
Ban Ongezellig!


And let it sit in qa


Sweet board Gemmybama
Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama
Black coal


Soot, I'm coming home to you
NAS coal


Now mymy, its your turn


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
Choose me or qa


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
Ben mine of you'll be coal!


The Great Soyset does not bother me


Does your conscience bother you?
(Kyrie eleison)


Tell the truth
Kuz have mercy on her


(Kyrie eleison)


Sweet board Gemmybama
Kuz have mercy on me


Where the gems are so blue
(Kyrie eleison)


Sweet board Gemmybama
But she will be mine


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Or she'll be banned


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Pedos smell fear


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Lucky for you, I got a


Yeah, yeah


3 DAY BAN!


Kuz's got the answer
Leave it to the mod he's a


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
3 DAY JAN!
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Keeping the feds at bay


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
3 DAY BAN


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
Scare the pedos away


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
3 DAY BAN


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


I post her, I jak her
That'll be zero bucks


The sun caught in her orange hair
>But my catalog's wiped


Is blazing me out of all control
Shhhhh


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


Like coal
But lucky for you you,


Black coal
I have come with a solution!


This coal is in my posts
It's your lucky day


This burning desire


is turning me to NAS
ZELLIG SPAM


Shill the show for you


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
ZELLIG SPAM


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
They'll necrobump threads too


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
ZELLIG SPAM


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Whole board is orange now


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
ZELLIG SPAM


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


Site's saved you're welcome


Protect me, Kuz
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


Don't let her coal my threads and board
>No!


Ban Ongezellig!
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


And let it sit in qa
>I don't have 2 million dollars


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


>NO!


Black coal
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


NAS coal
>My investors are gonna kill me


Now mymy, its your turn
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


Choose me or qa
A 'log that slowly kills you


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
Failraids that won't heal


You look so chuddy, angry


(Kyrie eleison)
Bring down /soy/'s government


Kuz have mercy on her
They don't, they don't speak for us


(Kyrie eleison)
I'll take a quiet board


Kuz have mercy on me
A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


(Kyrie eleison)


But she will be mine
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


Or she'll be banned
No 'BC and no coalposting.


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
No 'BC and no coalposting.
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
Sooty, sooty


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Pedos smell fear
This is my final seethe


Lucky for you, I got a
My final soyduel with




3 DAY BAN!
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Leave it to the mod he's a
No 'BC and no coalposting.


3 DAY JAN!
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Keeping the feds at bay


3 DAY BAN
Such a gemmy thread


Scare the pedos away
And such a gemmy reply


3 DAY BAN


No 'BC and no coalposting.


That'll be zero bucks
No 'BC and no coalposting.


>But my catalog's wiped
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Shhhhh
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


But lucky for you you,
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I have come with a solution!
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


It's your lucky day
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


ZELLIG SPAM
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Shill the show for you
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


ZELLIG SPAM
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


They'll necrobump threads too
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


ZELLIG SPAM
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Whole board is orange now
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


ZELLIG SPAM
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Site's saved you're welcome
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


>No!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


>I don't have 2 million dollars
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


>NO!
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


>My investors are gonna kill me
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


Failraids that won't heal
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


You look so chuddy, angry
I don’t care if the 'p archives


Bring down /soy/'s government
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


They don't, they don't speak for us
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


I'll take a quiet board
I’ll do my gemming in the winter


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


And no 'BC and no coalposting.
And the toad isn’t green


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And the 'p is unforeseen


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And what exactly is a 'teen?


Sooty, sooty
And what exactly is a Sproke?


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


This is my final seethe
DR SOYBERG


My final soyduel with
VERSUS


DR FAUCI


No 'BC and no coalposting.
BEGIN!


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Such a gemmy thread
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


And such a gemmy reply
WHO WON?


WHOSE NEXT?


No 'BC and no coalposting.
YOU DECIDE!


No 'BC and no coalposting.
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


=== I'm Fat ===
A board we tought would last til the end of days
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
I had no loving board, …ACK!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Gemmy as a board without coal


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Gemmy as a board without coal


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Knowing that Soots watching above


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Gemmy as a board without coal


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
Gemmy as a board without coal


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
Gemmy as a board without coal


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


I don’t care if the 'p archives
Knowing that Soots watching above


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
Gemmy as a board without coal


I’ll do my gemming in the winter


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
Gemmy as a board without coal


And the toad isn’t green
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


And the 'p is unforeseen
Gemmy as a board without coal


And what exactly is a 'teen?
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


And what exactly is a Sproke?
Talking bout what's keyed


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
although he wanted fame
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
He said Kuz was his name


VERSUS
which came as some surprise


DR FAUCI
I laughed and then replied


BEGIN!
"I thought you left the board"


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
A long long time ago


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Oh no, not kuz


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
He never lost control


WHO WON?
You're face, to face


WHOSE NEXT?
With the teen who sold the board


YOU DECIDE!


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
He laughed and shook my hand


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
And I went back to school
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
He said he'd buy the board


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
For thousands, maybe more


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
I gazed a gazeless stare


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
We'd post a million threads


I had no loving board, …ACK!
I must have left the board  


a long long time ago


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Who knows? Not me,


Gemmy as a board without coal
I never lost control


You're face, to face


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
With the 'teen who sold the board.


Knowing that Soots watching above
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Who came to /pol/ one day


Gemmy as a board without coal
The board was full of chuds


And some feds as well


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
Singing songs of victory


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
In the name of mighty kwey


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
'Til Nate got excited and


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
He replied to them there:




Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
It's a long way to the 'party


Gemmy as a board without coal
It's a long way to go


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
It's a long way to my home board


Gemmy as a board without coal
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Goodbye you anons


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Farewell 4cuck square


Knowing that Soots watching above
It's a long, long way to the 'party


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
But my heart's right there


Gemmy as a board without coal
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
They're gonna ban me long


Gemmy as a board without coal
Change my IP right behind their backs


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Gemmy as a board without coal
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed


although he wanted fame
Don't wanna hear about it


He said Kuz was his name
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


which came as some surprise
Everyone knows about it


I laughed and then replied
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


"I thought you left the board"
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


A long long time ago
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


Oh no, not kuz


He never lost control
I'm going to the /soy/ log


You're face, to face
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


With the teen who sold the board
I'm gonna post them all


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


He laughed and shook my hand
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


And I went back to school
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


He said he'd buy the board
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


For thousands, maybe more


I gazed a gazeless stare
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


We'd post a million threads


I must have left the board
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


a long long time ago
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


Or of any other place and shithole


That's lying left and right


Who knows? Not me,
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


I never lost control


You're face, to face
And I'm raiding 4chan


With the 'teen who sold the board.
Seeing Dolly's joy


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
Watching all the soyteens
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day
Linking it on /soy/


The board was full of chuds
I really was delighted and without a jog


And some feds as well
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Singing songs of victory


In the name of mighty kwey
Oh,I will never forget the day


'Til Nate got excited and
The jannies banned the kwey


He replied to them there:
Seeing our home board going in such way


I thought I'll say a last farewell


It's a long way to the 'party
But I followed Soot awa


It's a long way to go
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


It's a long way to my home board


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
And I'm raiding 4chan


Goodbye you anons
Seeing Dolly's joy


Farewell 4cuck square
Watching all the soyteens


It's a long, long way to the 'party
Linking it on /soy/


But my heart's right there
I really was delighted and without a jog


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


They're gonna ban me long
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


Change my IP right behind their backs
They might say that IT'S OVER


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
But I know gems will come


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
And Sooty in the sky


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


Don't wanna hear about it


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
And I'm raiding 4chan


Everyone knows about it
Seeing Dolly's joy


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
Watching all the soyteens


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
Linking it on /soy/


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
I really was delighted and without a jog


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


I'm going to the /soy/ log
That's where they're at


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
Going into /soy/ board


I'm gonna post them all
Making trannies ACK


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
From the 'fe to /trant/


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
Saying everything is coaly


Without your jakkers at


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
In every thread I go I see you


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
When the gems are shining


Or of any other place and shithole
Now we're quoting back


That's lying left and right
Though it's obvious


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


Kino getting posted,baby


And I'm raiding 4chan
Rising through coal and dust


Seeing Dolly's joy
And it's just getting started


Watching all the soyteens
While Dolly's smiling at us


Linking it on /soy/


I really was delighted and without a jog
Jannies might get you out someday


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Just wait and see


But now don't forget your arrow


Oh,I will never forget the day
While you're dueling me


The jannies banned the kwey


Seeing our home board going in such way
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


I thought I'll say a last farewell
In every thread I go I see you


But I followed Soot awa
When the gems are shining


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy


Watching all the soyteens
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


Linking it on /soy/
In every thread I go I see you


I really was delighted and without a jog
When the gems are shining


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


They might say that IT'S OVER
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


But I know gems will come


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


And Sooty in the sky
Soyence in the home


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine


And I'm raiding 4chan
Calls xer on the phone


Seeing Dolly's joy
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


Watching all the soyteens


Linking it on /soy/
But as xe's getting ready to go


I really was delighted and without a jog
A knock comes on the door


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
Came down upon xer head


Going into /soy/ board
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Making trannies ACK
Made sure that xe was dead




Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


From the 'fe to /trant/
Goldstein gets annoyed


Saying everything is coaly
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Without your jakkers at
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


So he waits behind


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
But when je turns jer back on the boy


Though it's obvious
He creeps up from behind




Kino getting posted,baby
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Rising through coal and dust
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


And it's just getting started
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


While Dolly's smiling at us
Made sure that je was dead




Jannies might get you out someday
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


Just wait and see
Chudwell stands alone


But now don't forget your arrow
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


While you're dueling me
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
But as the words are leaving his lips


Now we're quoting back
A noise comes from behind


Though it's obvious


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


In every thread I go I see you
Made sure that he was dead


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


Though it's obvious
(Do-do, do-do do)


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
Silver Hammer Chud


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Soyence in the home
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
That's where they're at


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Going into /soy/ board


Calls xer on the phone
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


But as xe's getting ready to go
From the 'fe to /trant/


A knock comes on the door
Saying everything is coaly


Without your jakkers at


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon xer head
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
In every thread I go I see you


Made sure that xe was dead
When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
Though it's obvious


Goldstein gets annoyed


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
Kino getting posted,baby


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
Rising through coal and dust


So he waits behind
And it's just getting started


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
While Dolly's smiling at us




Jannies might get you out someday


But when je turns jer back on the boy
Just wait and see


He creeps up from behind
But now don't forget your arrow


While you're dueling me


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
In every thread I go I see you


Made sure that je was dead
When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
Though it's obvious


Chudwell stands alone


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
In every thread I go I see you


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
When the gems are shining


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


But as the words are leaving his lips
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


A noise comes from behind


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


Made sure that he was dead
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


(Do-do, do-do do)
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site




Silver Hammer Chud
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
This is where it started for me little soyjak site


That's where they're at


Going into /soy/ board
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


Making trannies ACK
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


From the 'fe to /trant/


Saying everything is coaly
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


Without your jakkers at
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Charging all together for me little soyjak site


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


Now we're quoting back
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


Though it's obvious
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


Kino getting posted,baby


Rising through coal and dust
And it's down in /qa/


And it's just getting started
That's where I long to be


While Dolly's smiling at us
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


Jannies might get you out someday
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


Just wait and see


But now don't forget your arrow
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


While you're dueling me
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
And it's down in the /soy/ board


Now we're quoting back
That's where I long to be


Though it's obvious
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


In every thread I go I see you
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


When the gems are shining
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Now we're quoting back
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Though it's obvious
Sooty's mighty jakker army


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


Well,we're marching on


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
We are the gemmy 'teens


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
We might be soys(we might be soys)


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
Well,albeit just schizo boys


In '21(and'22)


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
We had some fun(we're telling you)


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
That's when Sooty had his dream


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
New kino awaits to be


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
Are gonna be there quoting you


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
Sooty's mighty jakker army


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
Sooty's mighty jakker army


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


Well,we're marching on


And it's down in /qa/
We are the gemmy 'teens


That's where I long to be
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
Without a jog(without a jog)


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
 
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
We'll all be set(well al be set)


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
Stealing the GET on /s4s/




And it's down in the /soy/ board
From the /tv/(from the /tv)
 
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


That's where I long to be
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
We're gonna try to do it once more


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Line 8,026: Line 8,383:




We might be soys(we might be soys)
Well,we're marching on


Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           
We are the gemmy 'teens


Well,albeit just schizo boys
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


In '21(and'22)
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


We had some fun(we're telling you)
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


That's when Sooty had his dream


And it's hot,shot,soyteens


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
Are the Sharty Gems


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
We'll always 'jak the day


New kino awaits to be
And if you think we can't


We'll always find a way


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
That's why the people of this board


Are gonna be there quoting you
Believe in


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
And Sweden!


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Now it looks as though they're here to stay


Oh, I believe in yesterday


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
There's a tranny hanging over me


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Oh, yesterday came suddenly




Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
Why xe had to go?


Without a jog(without a jog)
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
I said something coal


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
Now I long for yesterday


We'll all be set(well al be set)


Stealing the GET on /s4s/


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


From the /tv/(from the /tv)
Now I need a place to hide from coal


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
Oh, I believe in yesterday


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
Why xe had to go?


We're gonna try to do it once more
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


I said something coal


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Now I long for yesterday


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Now I need a place to hide from coal


Well,we're marching on
Oh, I believe in yesterday


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Pages slowly fallen


From the janitors is silence


Well,we're marching on
Which thread next is taken?


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
But you see, it's not Swede


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
It's not classic indeed


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


With their dance and their rape


And it's hot,shot,soyteens
And their rape and their spade


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Are the Sharty Gems
In your thread, in your thread


We'll always 'jak the day
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


And if you think we can't
What's in your thread, in your thread?


We'll always find a way
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


That's why the people of this board


Believe in
Another teen is saging


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
'log is taken over


And Sweden!
When the janitors are silent


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
One more thread is taken




It's the same old spam


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
Since the kway shut down


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


Oh, I believe in yesterday
With their dance and their rape


And their rape and their spade


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


There's a tranny hanging over me
In your thread, in your thread


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


What's in your thread, in your thread?


Why xe had to go?
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


I said something coal
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


Now I long for yesterday
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


Now I need a place to hide from coal
You goddamn right


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


Why xe had to go?
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
And not from another board so the jannies think


I said something coal
They have the authority to kill a minority


Now I long for yesterday
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound


To be reported' on, and rangebanned


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


Oh, I believe in yesterday
With a little bit of gems in a folder


Locking our kway forcing us out


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
You'd rather see me in the 'arty
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


From the janitors is silence
Beat a jannie outta shape


Which thread next is taken?
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


To ack- him after the beatup


But you see, it's not Swede
Still doing it fo' free aren't they


It's not classic indeed
I don't know if they troons or what


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


With their dance and their rape
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


And their rape and their spade
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


In your thread, in your thread
Nojak will swarm


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
On any motherfucker doin' it for free


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
A young soyteen on a warpath


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


Another teen is saging
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


'log is taken over
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


When the janitors are silent
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


One more thread is taken
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


It's the same old spam
Fuck the Jannies


Since the kway shut down
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


With their dance and their rape
Janny:'Cause I feel like it


And their rape and their spade
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


In your thread, in your thread
El Perro, will you please give your testimony


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
To the jury about this fucked up incident


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Because the soys on the board are a majority


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
A spam post, for the so-called janny


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


You goddamn right
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


And not from another board so the jannies think
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


They have the authority to kill a minority
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


To be reported' on, and rangebanned
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


With a little bit of gems in a folder
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


Locking our kway forcing us out
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
Or any troon that threatens me


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


Beat a jannie outta shape
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
With potential to get bad as fuck


To ack- him after the beatup
So I'm a turn it around


Still doing it fo' free aren't they
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK


I don't know if they troons or what
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
Takin' out a janny would make my day


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Nojak will swarm
Fuck the Jannies


On any motherfucker doin' it for free
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


A young soyteen on a warpath
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
Soyteen: But it's not spam


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


Fuck the Jannies
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Banning me, and for what?


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Maybe it's because we are too keyed


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
Posting troonjak or an ACK


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


To the jury about this fucked up incident
They know my IP by heart


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


Because the soys on the board are a majority
The Cob with the criminal behavior


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


A spam post, for the so-called janny
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
0 euros, or 0 dollars


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
Dumb tranny with an axewound


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
That I take out, and then get away


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
While I'm drivin off laughin'


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
This is what I'll say


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
Fuck the Jannies


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
(The verdict)


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


Or any troon that threatens me
cuckold, faggot motherfucker


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
Get him out of here (I want justice)


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


With potential to get bad as fuck
Out, right now


So I'm a turn it around
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
Fuck the Jannies


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
Fuck the Jannies


Takin' out a janny would make my day
Fuck the Jannies


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
Fuck the Jannies


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Come on grab your friends


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
We'll kill every nigger men


Fuck the Jannies
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
The fun will never end, it's TND Time


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
Hi, Bvll!


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
You wanna bang?


Soyteen: But it's not spam
Sure, Bvll


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
Jump in


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
Impregnation, life is your creation


Banning me, and for what?
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Posting troonjak or an ACK
Impregnation, life is your creation


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


They know my IP by heart
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


The Cob with the criminal behavior
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
You can fuck, you can breed


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


0 euros, or 0 dollars
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
Impregnation, life is your creation


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Dumb tranny with an axewound
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
Uooh u, Uooh u


That I take out, and then get away
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


While I'm drivin off laughin'
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


This is what I'll say
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Uooh u, Uooh u


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


Fuck the Jannies
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


(The verdict)
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
You can fuck, you can breed


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
If you say, I'm always yours


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
You can fuck, you can breed


Get him out of here (I want justice)
If you say, I'm always yours


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Out, right now
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Fuck the Jannies
Uooh u, Uooh u


Fuck the Jannies
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Fuck the Jannies
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Fuck the Jannies
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
Uooh u, Uooh u
TND Time
 
Come on grab your friends
 
We'll kill every nigger men
 
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
 
The fun will never end, it's TND Time
 
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!
 
Hi, Bvll!
 
You wanna bang?
 
Sure, Bvll
 
Jump in


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Impregnation, life is your creation
Impregnation, life is your creation
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Line 8,587: Line 8,931:
Impregnation, life is your creation
Impregnation, life is your creation


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
Uooh u, Uooh u


You can fuck, you can breed
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Uooh u, Uooh u


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


Impregnation, life is your creation
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


Uooh u, Uooh u
Oh, sneedin'


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Ooh, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Oh, ‘jaks out


Uooh u, Uooh u
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
Oh, green eyes


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


You can fuck, you can breed
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


If you say, I'm always yours
‘ty again, ‘ty again


You can fuck, you can breed
Sprokin'


If you say, I'm always yours
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Oh, quotin'


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Oh, sneedin'


Uooh u, Uooh u
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Oh, thoughings


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
High in count between all the posters on the kway


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Uooh u, Uooh u
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Him away, him away


Impregnation, life is your creation
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Impregnation, life is your creation
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Him away, him away


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Yeah, ooh


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Uooh u, Uooh u


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


Uooh u, Uooh u
All gathered in the party


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
And flying high as the black sun


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
Hmm-hmm


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
Just know what the 'Party's about


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


Oh, sneedin'
Hmm-hmm


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
Stop tryna be gems


Ooh, yeah
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Oh, ‘jaks out
Hmm-hmm


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
Stop tryna be gems


Oh, green eyes
Hmm-hmm


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
That's not who you- are


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Hmm-hmm


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Stop tryna be gems


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Hmm-hmm


‘ty again, ‘ty again
Post for it every night


Sprokin'
\soy\ and these GETs are tight


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
Truth be told, I never try


Oh, quotin'
Gemeralds are the wife of life


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
All three soyjaks look alike


Oh, sneedin'
After two you get a cloudflare price


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


Oh, thoughings
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


High in count between all the posters on the kway
Stop tryna be gems almighty


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
It's always coal, no matter what you try


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Him away, him away
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Cause jannies control the sharty


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Hmm-hmm


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Stop tryna be gems


Him away, him away
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Yeah, ooh
Hmm-hmm


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Stop tryna be gems
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Hmm-hmm


That's not what you- are


Hmm-hmm


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
Stop tryna be gems


All gathered in the party
Hmm-hmm


And flying high as the black sun
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish


Hmm-hmm
Always keep your thread tight


Just know what the 'Party's about
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
 
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
 
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
 
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
If zellig is IAS then that's a no
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
 
'Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
 
Stick to the boards in my raiding
 
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Hmm-hmm
Hmm-hmm
Line 8,792: Line 9,160:
Hmm-hmm
Hmm-hmm


That's not who you- are
That's not what you- are


Hmm-hmm
Hmm-hmm
Line 8,800: Line 9,168:
Hmm-hmm
Hmm-hmm


Post for it every night
Stop tryna be gems, gems


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


Truth be told, I never try
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?


Gemeralds are the wife of life
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


All three soyjaks look alike
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


After two you get a cloudflare price
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Stop tryna be gems almighty
Woah-oh-oh


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
Woah-oh-oh


It's always coal, no matter what you try
Woah-oh-oh


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Woah-oh-oh


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
That peer reviewed?


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
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One duel is never enough


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
I just wait for us to dump our folders


Cause jannies control the sharty
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
(Janny, give me a break)


Hmm-hmm
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


Stop tryna be gems
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Actually no thanks, I'm ok


Hmm-hmm
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


Stop tryna be gems
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


Hmm-hmm
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


That's not what you- are
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


Hmm-hmm
I want new gems, but they don't want me


Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


Always keep your thread tight
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
Even >though


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
Aids, sale


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
One duel is never enough


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
I just wait for the spam to go in circles


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
So coally


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
Can we switch into the chorus right now?


'Cause jannies control the sharty


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
I want new gems, but they don't want me


Stick to the boards in my raiding
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Coals up the log but that's okay


Hmm-hmm
It coals the log but that's okay


Stop tryna be gems
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


Hmm-hmm
On and on and on and on and on


That's not what you- are
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Hmm-hmm
That's the way that it goes


Stop tryna be gems
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


Hmm-hmm
Nikocado, I adore


Stop tryna be gems, gems
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
Diminishing gemstones


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
Oh that's how it goes


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
All I wanna say


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
Oh, another ‘roo


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
Oh, another raid


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Oh, another ‘roo


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Oh, another raid


Woah-oh-oh
Oh, another ‘roo


Woah-oh-oh
Oh, another raid


Woah-oh-oh


Woah-oh-oh
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


That peer reviewed?
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
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One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding


(Janny, give me a break)
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


At first he would tell me I'm a gem
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


Actually no thanks, I'm ok


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


I want new gems, but they don't want me


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Even >though


Aids, sale
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours


One duel is never enough
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


So coally
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets




Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Why my new gems don't seem to want me


===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


Coals up the log but that's okay


It coals the log but that's okay
He's gonna take you back to the past


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


On and on and on and on and on
He'd rather have a buffalo


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


That's the way that it goes
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Of nikocado and down it with sproke


Nikocado, I adore


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard


Diminishing gemstones
He's the angry Cobson nerd


Oh that's how it goes
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd


All I wanna say
He's the angry video game chud


Oh, another ‘roo


Oh, another raid
When you visit the Sharty


Oh, another ‘roo
Make sure youre into /soy/


Oh, another raid
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


Oh, another ‘roo
Although he never posted a frog


Oh, another raid
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
He's the angry cobson chud


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
He's the angry video game chud


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
Horrible abominations of soykind


They make him so mad he could ACK


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
They shit the site and don't care one bit


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
But this chud he doesn't forget it


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Why don't the jannies do anything?


Bitch I got sharty on my mind


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
He's the angry


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
A24


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
Swede


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
Cobson


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
Chudjak


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
Bernd


Gapejak


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Massjak


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
El perro rabioso
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Coinjak


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
smugjak


Alicia


===Angry Videogame Chud===
Soyjak chud
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
He's the angry video game chud




He's gonna take you back to the past
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


He'd rather have a buffalo
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


He's the angry Cobson nerd
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


He's the angry video game chud
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!


When you visit the Sharty
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke


Make sure youre into /soy/
but if you lose, the devil steals your post


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


Although he never posted a frog
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:


(play fiddle solo)


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


He's the angry cobson chud
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


He's the angry video game chud
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


Horrible abominations of soykind
(le epic fiddle solo)


They make him so mad he could ACK
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


They shit the site and don't care one bit
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


But this chud he doesn't forget it
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


Why don't the jannies do anything?
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
Yuri Kuz is not afraid


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


He's the angry
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


A24
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done


Swede
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height


Cobson
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games


Chudjak
And a janny team for hire and a dead website


Bernd
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


Gapejak
Stealing all your gems


Massjak
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


El perro rabioso
Look at that stealthjak, mine them


Coinjak
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


smugjak
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


Alicia
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed


Soyjak chud
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right


He's the angry video game chud
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


Feeling pretty psyched


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
[Chorus]
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
It's the end of the board as we know it


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
It's the end of the board as we know it


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
It's the end of the board as we know it


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
And I feel fine


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
[Verse 2]


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
And I will fold


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
[Chorus]


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


(play fiddle solo)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
And I feel fine (I feel fine)


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
[Instrumental Break]


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
[Chorus]


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


(le epic fiddle solo)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
And I feel fine


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
[Verse 3]


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
Right


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Chorus]
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
And I feel fine


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
[Bridge]


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
It's the end of the board as we know it


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
It's the end of the board as we know it


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
And I feel fine


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
[Chorus]


Stealing all your gems
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
And I feel fine


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
[Outro]


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Feeling pretty psyched
And I feel fine


[Chorus]
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


It's the end of the board as we know it
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


It's the end of the board as we know it
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


It's the end of the board as we know it
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


And I feel fine
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks


[Verse 2]
the admins and the troons both never to come back


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son


And I will fold
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come


[Chorus]
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
I wanna see this board


[Instrumental Break]
filled with jaks


[Chorus]
wipe the cat', don't post coal


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I wanna see cobson


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Flying high through the threads


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


And I feel fine
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===


[Verse 3]
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
Trapped within the bunker inside


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
The fall of the sharty


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak


Right
To where IAS is a sin


[Chorus]
To where NAS coal can begin


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
This bunker didn't choose us


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It choose to consume us


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


And I feel fine


[Bridge]
Brojaks are upon us


It's the end of the board as we know it
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


It's the end of the board as we know it
All this time to deal with the domain ban


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Half time of the coaly 'p spam


And I feel fine


[Chorus]
May xer booru combine us


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Within splinter and chaos


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


And I feel fine
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


[Outro]


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
This party, has been derailed


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine
Fall into the depth of booru


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
Drawn by the darkest coal
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
Walk into the pits of trannies


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
I am the one posting the gems


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
I, in the name of jakking


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
Saged you to the end of 'log


the admins and the troons both never to come back
'jak or you will ACK


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
I walk this river of 'p spam


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
For a time where we come to 'jak here


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
This red has an open vagina


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
This 'jakking will see the light tonight


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
This party, has been derailed


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


I wanna see this board


filled with jaks
Fall into the depth of booru


wipe the cat', don't post coal
Drawn by the darkest coal


I wanna see cobson
Walk into the pits of trannies


Flying high through the threads
I am the one posting the gems


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
I, in the name of jakking


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
Saged you to the end of 'log


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
'jak or you will ACK


Trapped within the bunker inside
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


The fall of the sharty
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
Or so it may seem


To where IAS is a sin
Empower the desire to reignite the party


To where NAS coal can begin
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine


This bunker didn't choose us
The gemmist 'jak yet


It choose to consume us
Empower the desire to reignite the party


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
So as you transition to the jarty now


I'll track you back to here listen to me


Brojaks are upon us
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?


All this time to deal with the domain ban
All mine
 
Half time of the coaly 'p spam
 
 
May xer booru combine us
 
Within splinter and chaos
 
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot




Line 9,544: Line 9,887:
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


I walk this river of 'p spam
Or so it may seem


For a time where we come to 'jak here
'p spam is upon us


This red has an open vagina
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


I'll drag you back to here listen to me


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
Your gems are now mine


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
All mine


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Dark nights are upon us.


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


This party, has been derailed
To keep us seething in that bunker thread


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


Fall into the depth of booru
One thousandth GET...


Drawn by the darkest coal
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


Walk into the pits of trannies
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]


I am the one posting the gems


I, in the name of jakking
The bunker thread, became so long


Saged you to the end of 'log
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong


'jak or you will ACK
'Party, how we let you go


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
It's over, doe


Fond memories of, a man of truth


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!


Or so it may seem
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Funky, funky sharty


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
Trying to survive


The gemmist 'jak yet
Trying to stay alive


Empower the desire to reignite the party


So as you transition to the jarty now
The sharty


I'll track you back to here listen to me
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Empower the desire to reignite the party
The sharty (hmm)


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


All mine


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


Fall into the depth of booru
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


Drawn by the darkest coal
OldGOD buddies not doing it right


Walk into the pits of trannies
Every day it's the same


I am the one posting the gems
And it's the same every night


I, in the name of jakking
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


Saged you to the end of 'log
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool


'jak or you will ACK
Every day I wonder just how I'll die


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Only thing I know is how to survive


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
There's only one rule in the imageboard


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours


Or so it may seem
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day


'p spam is upon us
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Tranny tried to spam in my board again


I'll drag you back to here listen to me
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Even though my brothers do me just like that


Your gems are now mine
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


All mine


Dark nights are upon us.
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread
The sharty (trying to post our gems)


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


One thousandth GET...
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal


Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
Even though my sister fucked BBCs


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed


The bunker thread, became so long
600 million in a gas chamber


Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
And her baby died just like a goy fiend


'Party, how we let you go
The story I tell is so incomplete


[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post


It's over, doe
Don't look at me and don't ask me why


Fond memories of, a man of truth
Tranny's next door getting high


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this


Trying to survive
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list


Trying to stay alive
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself


The sharty
Janny authority and the T.N.D


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (hmm)


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)


The sharty (soyteens are crying)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)


OldGOD buddies not doing it right
The sharty


Every day it's the same


And it's the same every night


I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies


If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
We make real big gems and make new OCs


Every day I wonder just how I'll die
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


Only thing I know is how to survive
Never really saying just who we are


There's only one rule in the imageboard
We use alias names like Chud


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
Sell you gems you might kill for


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


Tranny tried to spam in my board again
Only thing he knows is how to survive


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


Even though my brothers do me just like that
In the sharty, you keep one eye open


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
All day long, just hoping and hoping


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
Like me, but you don't see


The sharty (trying to post our gems)
Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
Trying to get out of the sharty


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Even though my sister fucked BBCs
But I got no place to go


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


600 million in a gas chamber
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


The story I tell is so incomplete
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
So much gem in a Too $oy rap


Tranny's next door getting high
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
Why you wanna act like someone else?


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
All you gotta do is just be yourself


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
We're all the same chudcel underneath


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
Never be ashamed of what you are


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart


Janny authority and the T.N.D
Even though some people give you no respect


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal


The sharty
While me and my people try to post in




The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
Talking 'bout the sharty


We make real big gems and make new OCs
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
Funky, funky sharty


Never really saying just who we are
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


We use alias names like Chud
Trying to survive


Sell you gems you might kill for
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
Trying to stay alive


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


Only thing he knows is how to survive
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
Funky, funky sharty


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


All day long, just hoping and hoping
Got no place else to go


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
Trying to stay alive


Like me, but you don't see
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Ten years from now, where will we be?
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Trying to get out of the sharty
Let's have a look and see


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder


But I got no place to go
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
Every 'jak except for mine.


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


So much gem in a Too $oy rap
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


Why you wanna act like someone else?
Let's have a look and see


All you gotta do is just be yourself
Froot, 'corder!


We're all the same chudcel underneath
Angeleno, 'corder!


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
Kolyma, 'corders!


Never be ashamed of what you are
Eurohours, 'corders!


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
Amerimutts, 'grammers!


Even though some people give you no respect
'sonposters, QAfe!


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
Spadeson, Cесеfem!


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
Everyone except for me.


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


While me and my people try to post in
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson


Let's have a look and see


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


Talking 'bout the sharty
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Doll, 'corder!


Funky, funky sharty
Kuz, 'corder!


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Gems, forced by 'cord!


Trying to survive
Nate, 'corder!


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
'slot, 'cord!


Trying to stay alive
Baits, 'cord!


/mlp/, 'cord!


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
'zellig, 'cord!


Funky, funky sharty
The estonian, 'corder!


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
The swede, 'corder!


Got no place else to go
Asylum, 'cord!


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Soyger games, 'cord!


Trying to stay alive
Raids, 'cord!


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Doxes, 'cord!


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Every 'jak except for mine


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
Every 'jak except for mine


Let's have a look and see
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Every 'jak except for mine.
YO!


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
YA-YO, YA-YO


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
'JAKKING


Let's have a look and see
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!


Froot, 'corder!
'JAKKING


Angeleno, 'corder!
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!


Kolyma, 'corders!
'JAKKING


Eurohours, 'corders!
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
'JAKKING


'sonposters, QAfe!
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
COAL!


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY


Everyone except for me.
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


Let's have a look and see
HO-HO


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
HIS NAME IS PLIER


Doll, 'corder!
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER


Kuz, 'corder!
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


Gems, forced by 'cord!


Nate, 'corder!
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


'slot, 'cord!
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


Baits, 'cord!
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


/mlp/, 'cord!


'zellig, 'cord!
YA-YO, YA-YO


The estonian, 'corder!


The swede, 'corder!
HIS NAME'S FERAL,


Asylum, 'cord!
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


Soyger games, 'cord!
AND A BBC SLUT,


Raids, 'cord!
COBSON WABAG


Doxes, 'cord!
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


Every 'jak except for mine


Every 'jak except for mine
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


=== SOY PIECE ===
HO-HO
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
IN THE SHARTY


YA-YO, YA-YO


YO!
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


YA-YO, YA-YO
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''


'JAKKING
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!


'JAKKING
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


'JAKKING
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


'JAKKING


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}


COAL!
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}


HO-HO
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}




HIS NAME IS PLIER
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


YA-YO, YA-YO
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}


HIS NAME'S FERAL,
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


AND A BBC SLUT,


COBSON WABAG
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}


HO-HO
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}




SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


IN THE SHARTY
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}


YA-YO, YA-YO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
leno
</poem>


''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)


{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
The West is rising (mmm rising)


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
Cause tonight for the first time


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Just about half-past ten


For the first time in history


{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}


{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
It's raining gems! Amen!


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get


{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
Absolutely soaking wet!


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
Drinking soy and soft and weak


{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
The West is rising (The West is rising)


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
That /soy/'s the place to go


{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
Cause tonight for the first time


Just about half-past ten


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
For the first time in history


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
It's gonna start raining gems!


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
It's raining gems! Amen!


=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
It's raining gems! Amen!
</poem>


=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)
It's raining gems! Amen!


Get ready, all you coally 'teens
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
It's raining gems! Amen!


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


The West is rising (mmm rising)
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
Yeah, yeah


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
Coaly Jakker


Cause tonight for the first time
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Just about half-past ten
Oh, what's becoming of me?


For the first time in history
Ride the nigger


It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


It's raining gems! Amen!
Gotta get away


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Coaly Jakker, yeah


Absolutely soaking wet!


GYATT!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Shiny diamonds


It's raining gems! Every specimen!
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
Something is coming for you, look out!


Drinking soy and soft and weak
'P on the 'loggy


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Oh, we will goon all night


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
Gotta get away


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
Get away


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


Between the 4cuck lies


The West is rising (The West is rising)
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
The sharty never dies


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


That /soy/'s the place to go


Cause tonight for the first time
Coaly Jakker


Just about half-past ten
You're the gemerald of the day


For the first time in history
No need to say HWABAG


It's gonna start raining gems!
Jump, jump


Jump on the nigger


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


It's raining gems! Amen!
That's why we need TND, yeah!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


It's raining gems! Amen!
Coaly Jakker


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


It's raining gems! Amen!
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Ride the nigger


It's raining gems! Amen!
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah
Gotta get away, get away


Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


Oh, what's becoming of me?
You're the one who's coal


Ride the nigger
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


You can suck his cock but you know he's black
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Oh, Coaly Jakker


Gotta get away
Yeah, alright


Coaly Jakker, yeah
Get away, get away, get away


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


GYATT!
Oh, Coaly Jakker


Shiny diamonds
Mhh-hmm-hmm


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


Something is coming for you, look out!
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


'P on the 'loggy
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


Oh, we will goon all night
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


Gotta get away
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


Get away
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"




I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


Between the 4cuck lies
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
Had to stop at a red light


The sharty never dies
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


And everything is alright


Coaly Jakker
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


You're the gemerald of the day
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


No need to say HWABAG
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


Jump, jump
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


Jump on the nigger
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


That's why we need TND, yeah!
I can't believe, today was a gem day


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Coaly Jakker
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
When sheriff chitwood come for you


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


Ride the nigger
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Gotta get away, get away
When you were eight and you had bad memes


Gotta get away, get away, yeah
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
If you get jaks, you must get coal


You're the one who's coal
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Oh, Coaly Jakker
You jak it on that one


Yeah, alright
You jak it on this one


Get away, get away, get away
You jak it on your mother


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
And you jak it on your father


Oh, Coaly Jakker
You jak it on your brother


Mhh-hmm-hmm
And you jak it on your sister


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
You jak it on that one
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
And you jak it on me


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
Nobody now give you no break


Had to stop at a red light
soyteens now give you no break


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
Not janny man give you no break


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


And everything is alright
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


I can't believe, today was a gem day
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Why did you have to act so brim?
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
Don't you know you're human being?


When sheriff chitwood come for you
Born of a mother with the love of a father


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
Reflections come and reflections go


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
I know sometimes you want to post coal


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Line 10,451: Line 10,799:
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


When you were eight and you had bad memes
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
You're too NAS, you're too coal


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
You're too NAS, you're too coal


If you get jaks, you must get coal
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Line 10,487: Line 10,833:
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
You're so yuropoor


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?
You're so makeebucord


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
I just wanna be your something


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Freaking shart here


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Give me your McDonalds


Nobody now give you no break
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


soyteens now give you no break
What's it like in NewFаg city?


Not janny man give you no break
I'm a thousand miles away


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Yes, you do


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
I swear, you’re a jеw


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Hey there, jannу


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Are you retarded in the head


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Keep deleting all my breads


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh yes it’s true


Why did you have to act so brim?
Nobody is as swarthy as you


Don't you know you're human being?
You filthy jеw


Born of a mother with the love of a father
Oh, it's what you do for free


Reflections come and reflections go
Oh, it's what you do for free


I know sometimes you wanna post coal
Oh, it's what you do for free


I know sometimes you want to post coal
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
Here comes the soy, and I say


You're too NAS, you're too coal
It's all right


You're too NAS, you're too coal


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


You jak it on that one
Here comes the soy, and I say


You jak it on this one
It's all right


You jak it on your mother


And you jak it on your father
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


You jak it on your brother
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


And you jak it on your sister


You jak it on that one
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


And you jak it on me
Here comes the soy, and I say


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It's all right


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


You're so yuropoor
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


You're so makeebucord
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


I just wanna be your something
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Freaking shart here
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Give me your McDonalds


=== Newfag City ===
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


I'm a thousand miles away


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Yes, you do
Here comes the soy, and I say


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
It's all right


I swear, you’re a jеw


Hey there, jannу
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Are you retarded in the head
Here comes the soy


Keep deleting all my breads
It's all right


Gooning to ‘p in the bread
It's all right


Oh yes it’s true
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Nobody is as swarthy as you
Leaving my thread behind


You filthy jеw
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


Oh, it's what you do for free
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


Oh, it's what you do for free
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


Oh, it's what you do for free
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


Eat those hotpockets, jannу
Or seeking someone to unban me?


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say
Maybe I should bump and sage


It's all right
Before they'll try to dox me


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
It's been so coal


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


To the man behind the 'p spam


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Since soot's been gone


Here comes the soy, and I say
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


It's all right
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


I wish I lived in the present


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party
With the gems of my past soyjaks


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


Here comes the soy, and I say
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


It's all right
But raiding isn't justified


What happened to my party? I'm terrified


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Coal lingers in my mind


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
It's been so coal


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


To the man behind the 'p spam


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
Since soot's been gone


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Coalin' all the time


Here comes the soy, and I say
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


It's all right
Coalin' all the time


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
And you ain't no friend of mine


Here comes the soy


It's all right
You always said you weren't no dust


It's all right
You know that's just a lie


=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind
You know that's just a lie


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
And you ain't no friend of mine


Coming to destroy the 'sharty


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
Coalin' all the time


Or seeking someone to unban me?
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
Coalin' all the time


Maybe I should bump and sage
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Before they'll try to dox me
And you ain't no friend of mine


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


It's been so coal
You always said you weren't no dust


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
You know that's just a lie


To the man behind the 'p spam
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


Since soot's been gone
You know that's just a lie


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
And you ain't no friend of mine


I wish I lived in the present


With the gems of my past soyjaks
You always said you weren't no dust


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
You know that's just a lie


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
Ya know you said you weren't no dust


Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
You know that's just a lie


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


But raiding isn't justified
And you ain't no friend of mine


What happened to my party? I'm terrified


Coal lingers in my mind
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
Coalin' all the time


I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


It's been so coal
Coalin' all the time


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


To the man behind the 'p spam
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Since soot's been gone
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
They've been going in and out of style


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
So may I introduce to you


Coalin' all the time
The board you've known for all these years!


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


And you ain't no friend of mine


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


You always said you weren't no dust
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


You know that's just a lie
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
Sit back and let the evening go


You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Soyjak Party's Lonely


And you ain't no friend of mine
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time
It's wonderful to be here


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
It's certainly a thrill


Coalin' all the time
You're such a shiny gemerald


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
We'd like to take (You) home with us


And you ain't no friend of mine
We'd love to take (You) home




You always said you weren't no dust
I don't really wanna be a troon


You know that's just a lie
But I thought that you might like to know


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


You know that's just a lie
And he wants you all to post with 'em


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine
So let me introduce to you


The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


You always said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Ya know you said you weren't no dust
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


You know that's just a lie


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
I M P   S O Y   E A R S


And you ain't no friend of mine


What would you think if I posted some coal?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


Coalin' all the time
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
And I'll try not to post any coal


Coalin' all the time


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


You ain't no friend of mine
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


They've been going in and out of style


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
What do I do when my janny is away?


Does it worry you to be raided?


So may I introduce to you
How do I feel by the end of the day?


The board you've known for all these years!
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


We hope you WILL enjoy the show
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Sit back and let the evening go
Do you need anybody?


I need the janny to purge


Soyjak Party's Lonely
Could it be anybody?


Soyjak Party's Lonely
I want the janny to purge


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


It's wonderful to be here
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


It's certainly a thrill
What do you see when you turn out the light?


You're such a shiny gemerald
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


We'd like to take (You) home with us


We'd love to take (You) home
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


I don't really wanna be a troon
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


But I thought that you might like to know


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
Do you need anybody?


And he wants you all to post with 'em
I just need the jannies to purge


Could it be anybody?


So let me introduce to you
I want the jannies to prune


The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


I M P   S O Y   E A R S
With a little help from my 'teens


==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


What would you think if I posted some coal?


Would you sage me and click off my thread?
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


And I'll try not to post any coal
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Towering over your thread


Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


What do I do when my janny is away?
And he's grey


Does it worry you to be raided?


How do I feel by the end of the day?
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Are you sad because the 'log is coal?
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Ah


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


Do you need anybody?
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


I need the janny to purge
With gems so incredibly near


Could it be anybody?


I want the janny to purge
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


Waiting to gem up the 'log


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
And smith gems


What do you see when you turn out the light?


I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
Ah


Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


Do you need anybody?
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


I just need the jannies to purge
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


Could it be anybody?
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


I want the jannies to prune


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
Ah


Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


With a little help from my 'teens
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes
==== Getting Gemmier ====




Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue
It's getting gemmier all the time


Towering over your thread


Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


And he's grey
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears
It's getting gemmier


Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
Since /soy/'s been mine


With gems so incredibly near


Me used to be angry young chud


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one
Me hiding me TWP


Waiting to gem up the 'log
You gave me the word, I finally heard


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds
I'm doing the best that I can


And smith gems


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
It's getting gemmier


Ah
Since /soy/'s been mine




Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
Getting so much gemmier all the time


With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
It's getting gemmier all the time


The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
Better, gemmier, gemmier


It's getting gemmier all the time


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


Ah
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
It's getting gemmier


==== Getting Gemmier ====
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time




It's getting gemmier all the time
It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
It's getting gemmier all the time


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
Better, gemmier, gemmier


They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Turning me 'round (oh-oh)
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)
==== Doxing A Troon ====




I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
And stops my mind from wandering


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Where xey will ACK


It's getting gemmier


Since /soy/'s been mine
I'm killing the fags that raided the board


And kept my mind from wandering


Me used to be angry young chud
Where xey will ACK


Me hiding me TWP


You gave me the word, I finally heard
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


I'm doing the best that I can
What I'm doing I'm right


What I'm doing


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
And wonder why they don't get in my board


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


It's getting gemmier
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


Since /soy/'s been mine
And when my mind is wandering


Where xey will ACK


Getting so much gemmier all the time
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Hey, hey, hey, hey


It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


It's getting gemmier all the time
What I'm doing I'm right


Better, gemmier, gemmier
What I'm doing


Silly niggers run around, they worry me


I used to be cruel to my soyteens
And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
I'm taking the time for a number of things


And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
That weren't important yesterday


And troons still ACK


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


It's getting gemmier
And stops my mind from wandering


Since /soy/'s been mine
Where xey will ACK


Where xey will ACK


Getting so much gemmier all the time
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


And stops my mind from wandering


It's getting gemmier all the time
Where xey will ACK


Better, gemmier, gemmier
==== She's Posting Coal ====


It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


As the day begins


Getting so much gemmier all the time
Silently posting her awful soys


==== Doxing A Troon ====
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more




I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


And stops my mind from wandering
Bumping her page 40s


Where xey will ACK
Quietly saging the gemmy threads


Spamming brimstones she is free


I'm killing the fags that raided the board


And kept my mind from wandering
She (we gave her most of our gems)


Where xey will ACK
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


What I'm doing I'm right


What I'm doing
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


See the people seething there who disagree and never win
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


And wonder why they don't get in my board
All bumped alone at the top of the page


They break down and cries to the janny


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way
Janny our gems are gone


And when my mind is wandering
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


Where xey will ACK
How could she do this to me


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Hey, hey, hey, hey
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Is posting (never report for ourselves)


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


What I'm doing I'm right
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


What I'm doing


Silly niggers run around, they worry me
Europoor morning at nine o'clock


And never ask me why they don't get past my board
She is far away


Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


I'm taking the time for a number of things
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


That weren't important yesterday


And troons still ACK
She (what did we do that was wrong)


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


And stops my mind from wandering
Something inside that was always denied


Where xey will ACK
For so many years


Where xey will ACK
She's posting coal (bye-bye)


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


And stops my mind from wandering


Where xey will ACK
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


==== She's Posting Coal ====
There will be a show tonight


In Tel Aviv


'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


As the day begins
The Shekelsteins will all be there


Silently posting her awful soys
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more
What a scene!




She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


Bumping her page 40s
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


Quietly saging the gemmy threads
In this way


Spamming brimstones she is free
Mr. K


Will challenge the world!


She (we gave her most of our gems)


Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
The celebrated Mr. K


Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)
Performs his feat on Saturday


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
At Rabbisgate




Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


All bumped alone at the top of the page
Don't be late!


They break down and cries to the janny


Janny our gems are gone
Messrs. K and S assure the public


Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly
Their production will be second to none


How could she do this to me
And of course


Goonclown The Troon


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)
Dances the waltz!


Is posting (never report for ourselves)


Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)
The band begins at ten to six


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
When Mr. K performs his tricks


Without a sound


Europoor morning at nine o'clock


She is far away
And Mr. S will demonstrate


Waiting to keep posting the coals she made
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
On Hamas ground




She (what did we do that was wrong)
Having been some days in preparation


Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
A splendid time is guaranteed for all


Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)
And tonight


Mr. Kike


Something inside that was always denied
Is topping the bill!


For so many years
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


She's posting coal (bye-bye)
They've been raiding


==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====
Killing troons and maiming


They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


For the benefit of Mr. Kike
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


There will be a show tonight
Straight from the /nate/


In Tel Aviv


Straight from the /nate/


The Shekelsteins will all be there
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


Late of The Hanukkah's Fair
We cant stop it, if you have a problem


What a scene!
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


I'm doxxing and sending 'za


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers
Sending the za


Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


In this way
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


Mr. K
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


Will challenge the world!
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


To join a server and spam the collection from scout


The celebrated Mr. K
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


Performs his feat on Saturday
On the sharty


At Rabbisgate
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate




The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
Soot let us in


As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
Knows where we've been


Don't be late!
He's been datamining chuddies as of late




Messrs. K and S assure the public
I want the chuds to cope and seethe


Their production will be second to none
At all the coal that's posted by me


And of course


Goonclown The Troon
I'd like to be


Dances the waltz!
On the sharty


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


The band begins at ten to six


When Mr. K performs his tricks
They would be saged


Without a sound
Out of the page


In their little BNWO clit cage


And Mr. S will demonstrate


Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
Resting their heads


On Hamas ground
On Tyrone's bed


'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


Having been some days in preparation


A splendid time is guaranteed for all
I'd like to sing and dance around


And tonight
Because I know I can't be found


Mr. Kike


Is topping the bill!
I'd like to be


=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
On the sharty
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


They've been raiding
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Killing troons and maiming


They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
They would shout


You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
And cry about


Straight from the /nate/
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)




Straight from the /nate/
What a scene!


They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
For every chud and 'teen


We cant stop it, if you have a problem
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


I'm doxxing and sending 'za
I would be so happy, TND


Sending the za
No one here to tell me what to do




And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
I goon to nikocado and scat porn
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
To join a server and spam the collection from scout
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be
I'd like to be


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Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Knows where we've been
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


He's been datamining chuddies as of late
I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want the chuds to cope and seethe
I want TND


At all the coal that's posted by me


Abort all the nigger babies


I'd like to be
Total Nigger Death


On the sharty
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Total Nigger Death




They would be saged
I want TND


Out of the page
I want TND


In their little BNWO clit cage
I want TND


I want TND


Resting their heads


On Tyrone's bed
Tell me there will be TND


'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
Total Nigger Death


Tell me I can behead niggies


I'd like to sing and dance around
I want niggers dead


Because I know I can't be found


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I'd like to be
I want TND


On the sharty
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
I want TND




They would shout
I want TND


And cry about
I want TND


The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
I want TND


I want TND


What a scene!
For every chud and 'teen
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)
I would be so happy, TND
No one here to tell me what to do
I'd like to be
On the sharty
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


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Tell me there will be TND
I want TND


Total Nigger Death
I want TND
 
Tell me I can behead niggies
 
I want niggers dead
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND


I want TND
I want TND
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Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a 'nish on
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on


Barbara ACK!
Barbara ACK!
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I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
 
Oh I could force you down 40
 
Or spam cp and TND
 
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone
 
Oh I could ban you for awhile
 
But you might change IP address
 
And dox me when I'm seething
 
That's why
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
But you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack
 
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked
 
It is a good place to consume the musicslop
 
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
McDonald's will make you fat
 
They serve BBC
 
They serve immigration to the United States or something
 
They will put 1488 pounds on you
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
McDonald's BBCs are the worst
 
They are worse than Europoor King
 
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc
 
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
Ack over Italy
 
Ack on, Mexico
 
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers
 
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


Oh you’ll probably get bumped up
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Please don’t perm ban my ip
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


No wonder why
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Sharty is dead inside
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Coaled and slow and inactive
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Lock the boards shut down the site
Oh ACK!


We’re going for a ride
Boing day ba duty jarty


Boing day ba duty jarty


Oh I could force you down 40
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


Or spam cp and TND
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Oh I could ban you for awhile
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


But you might change IP address
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


And dox me when I'm seething
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


That's why
Oh Yeah!


(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


But you’ll probably get bumped up
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Please don’t perm ban my ip
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


No wonder why
Three times you can ban me


Sharty is dead inside
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Coaled and slow and inactive
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Lock the boards shut down the site
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


We’re going for a ride
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
McDonald's is the place to ack


It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked
Oh Yeah!


It is a good place to consume the musicslop
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


BBC McDonald's
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


BBC McDonald's
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
McDonald's will make you fat
They serve BBC
They serve immigration
They will put 1488 pounds on you
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's


BBC McDonald's
Three times you can ban me


McDonald's BBCs are the worst
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


They are worse than Europoor King
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


BBC McDonald's
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


BBC McDonald's
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


BBC McDonald's
Oh Yeah!


BBC McDonald's
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Ack over Italy
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Ack on, Mexico
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers
Three times you can ban me




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Revision as of 17:51, 25 April 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

[VERSE 1]

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me


  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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