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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
 
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows
Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows


Ground Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob


Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
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== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
== Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
[[File:Meds.jpg|thumb|"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"]]
It's time for Trannymaniacs
I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead


They're disgusting to the max
Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts


Autogynephiliacs
Some furfag making drama


They wear skirts instead of slacks
Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said


They're Trannymaniacs
Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide


Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Adam's apple
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Wide clavicle
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Futa connoisseur
And there's not a gem in sight


They are the Trannymaniacs
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


There's an axe-wound in their pants
Soot told them not to blow it


They just can't accept the facts
All they could do was cry


They're looney to the max
He told me


They're Trannymaniacs
Let the niggers browse it


They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Let Twitter shit in it


Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
Let all the soyteens mock it


They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite


Then they pop out
Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?


And whip it out
Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?


And swing it all around
Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed


They are the Trannymaniacs
Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out


They think they're cute but make me yak
They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


No they can't transition back


But they're calling you the quack
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


They're trannymany
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Totally insaney
And there's not a gem in sight


Fucked up in the brainy
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Trannymaniacs
Soot told them not to blow it


Those are the facts
All they could do was cry


He told me


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Let the niggers browse it


[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]
Let Twitter shit in it


== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
Let all the soyteens mock it
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba
Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Just furries, frogs, and pedos


I think about /qa/
And there's not a gem in sight


I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Soot told them not to blow it


Still I did what I had to do
All they could do was cry


‘Cause I just knew
He told me


Let the niggers browse it


Summer Friday night
Let Twitter shit in it


We’d log into /tv/
Let all the soyteens mock it


Right as the mods called it a night


An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


It called me on to post some jaks
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


As well as feed & seed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


With only some image macros
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They all called me a schizo
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


But it didn’t matter though
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They’ll have to see
== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
It's time for Trannymaniacs


They're disgusting to the max


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
Autogynephiliacs


That’s where we will both soyduel
They wear skirts instead of slacks


You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
They're Trannymaniacs


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"


Post some jaks
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"


I’m getting jannies mad
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Having them work overtime
Adam's apple


Wide clavicle


And when they strike me down
Futa connoisseur


I’ll know that I have won
They are the Trannymaniacs


I’ll just evade the ban
There's an axe-wound in their pants


And it’s another day of soy
They just can't accept the facts


They're looney to the max


I see ‘em ev’ry day
They're Trannymaniacs


The complaints of 4chuds
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found


Who never cease to call me gay
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground


All that coal they post
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around


And not a Cobson in sight
Then they pop out


They say that my board /qa/ has lost
And whip it out


So I soyquote with might
And swing it all around


They are the Trannymaniacs


And even when the moral’s low
They think they're cute but make me yak


Or I’m not sure what to do though
No they can't transition back


The gemmies and my party bros
But they're calling you the quack


Are all I need
They're trannymany


Totally insaney


And someday as I post a gem
Fucked up in the brainy


A newchud will take the helm
Trannymaniacs


Those are the facts


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


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Post some jaks
[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]


Getting them jannies mad
== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Having them work overtime
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba


And when they strike you down


You’ll know that you have won
I think about /qa/


You’ll just evade the ban
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away


And it’s another day of soy
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true


Still I did what I had to do


And when they strike you down
‘Cause I just knew


You’ll restart your router


It’s another day of soy
Summer Friday night


It’s another day of soy
We’d log into /tv/


It’s another day of soy
Right as the mods called it a night


It’s another day of soy
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed


Just another day of soy
It called me on to post some jaks


It's another day of soy
As well as feed & seed


Another day has just begun


It's another day of soy
With only some image macros


They all called me a schizo


It's another day of soy
But it didn’t matter though




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They’ll have to see


== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Can I make it any more obvious?
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread


He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
That’s where we will both soyduel


What more can I say
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


He wanted her, she'd never tell


Secretly she wanted him as well
Post some jaks


But all of her friends, turned up their nose
I’m getting jannies mad


They had a problem with his sooty posts
Having them work overtime




He was a 'party boy
And when they strike me down


She said see you later boy
I’ll know that I have won


He wasn't good enough for her
I’ll just evade the ban


She had a hairy face
And it’s another day of soy


And her dick was in the waste


She needed to come down back to earth
I see ‘em ev’ry day


The complaints of 4chuds


Five years from now
Who never cease to call me gay


She sits at home
All that coal they post


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
And not a Cobson in sight


She opens 'party, guess who she sees
They say that my board /qa/ has lost


Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
So I soyquote with might


She calls up her troons


They already know
And even when the moral’s low


And they've all got proxies to see his posts
Or I’m not sure what to do though


She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
The gemmies and my party bros


Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
Are all I need




He was a 'party boy
And someday as I post a gem


She said see you later boy
A newchud will take the helm


He wasn't good enough for her


Now he gets tons of (you)s
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Posting gems from the 'ru


Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Post some jaks


Getting them jannies mad


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Having them work overtime


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== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
And when they strike you down
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
You’ll know that you have won


So while you're here in the 'log
You’ll just evade the ban


Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
And it’s another day of soy


We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young
And when they strike you down


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
You’ll restart your router


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
It’s another day of soy


It’s another day of soy


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
It’s another day of soy


Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
It’s another day of soy


Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Just another day of soy


Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
It's another day of soy


Another day has just begun


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
It's another day of soy


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
It's another day of soy


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


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I see your gem bump to the top of page one
== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Can I make it any more obvious?


So while you're here in the 'log
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
What more can I say


We're getting banned young
He wanted her, she'd never tell


We're getting banned young
Secretly she wanted him as well


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
But all of her friends, turned up their nose


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They had a problem with his sooty posts




Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
He was a 'party boy


Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
She said see you later boy


Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
He wasn't good enough for her


Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
She had a hairy face


And her dick was in the waste


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
She needed to come down back to earth


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
Five years from now


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
She sits at home


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone


I see your gem bump to the top of page one
She opens 'party, guess who she sees


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/


So while you're here in the 'log
She calls up her troons


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They already know


We're getting banned young
And they've all got proxies to see his posts


We're getting banned young
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


He was a 'party boy


We're getting banned young
She said see you later boy


We're getting banned young
He wasn't good enough for her


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Now he gets tons of (you)s


Posting gems from the 'ru


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Does your manly face see what he's worth?


== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
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Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
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I'm a deformed 'jak
== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


OH YEAH
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should


SOOTY SOOT
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


SOOTY SOOT
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


Oh i'm a color 'jak
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


I'm a deformed 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Yes i'm a color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


OH YEAH
We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Three times you can quote me


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


Color color color color, color 'jak
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Color color color color, color 'jak
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


SOOTY SOOT
So while you're here in the 'log


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


SOOTY SOOT
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
We're getting banned young


I'm a deformed 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


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== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a color 'jak


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Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


OH YEAH


Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
 
OH YEAH


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT
SOOTY SOOT


SOOTY SOOT
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=68bb8f2b620536def365b412b0073058|display=Listen on the booru}}
SOOTY SOOT


== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I


We've been sliding the distance
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Aiming for the GET
Yes i'm a color 'jak


With a secret ambition
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
I'm a deformed 'jak


We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
Yes i'm a color 'jak


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


I know I've seen it before
OH YEAH


In the gaze of the hanging troon


I'm not afraid anymore!
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Let's gem those threads!
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


And really put our jaks into it
Three times you can quote me


Kuz out, pur-soot it
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


What's a better time than now to save the site
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Don't sproke, let loose
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


And make sure that your soul is in it
Three times you can quote me


First post to finish


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Color color color color, color 'jak


Color color color color, color 'jak


(You) and I


Breaking free of our cobsons
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


We defy
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


The cleanup of the system
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
SOOTY SOOT


A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Let's gem those threads!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


And really put our jaks into it
SOOTY SOOT


Kuz out, pur-soot it


What's a better time than now to save the site
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Don't sproke, let loose
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


And make sure that your soul is in it
I'm a deformed 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We're losing time!


Oh i'm a color 'jak


(You) and I
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
I'm a deformed 'jak


I know I've seen it before
Yes i'm a color 'jak


In the gaze of the hanging troon
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


I'm not afraid anymore!


Oh i'm a color 'jak


Let's gem those threads!
Yes i'm a color 'jak


And really put our jaks into it
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


Kuz out, pur-soot it
I'm a deformed 'jak


What's a better time than now to save the site
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Don't sproke, let loose
OH YEAH


And make sure that your soul is in it


First post to finish
SOOTY SOOT


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
SOOTY SOOT


SOOTY SOOT


Let's gem those threads!


And really put our jaks into it
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Kuz out, pur-soot it
== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I


What's a better time than now to save the site
We've been sliding the distance


Aiming for the GET


Don't sproke, let loose
With a secret ambition


And make sure that your soul is in it
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged


First post to finish
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


We're losing time!
I know I've seen it before


In the gaze of the hanging troon


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5bfcfbb7aa3f19c676a9be88793c3af6|display=Listen on the booru}}
I'm not afraid anymore!


== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


Where our fresh oc is waited for,
Let's gem those threads!


Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
And really put our jaks into it


Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
What's a better time than now to save the site


The template unjakked when it was the right time.
Don't sproke, let loose


And make sure that your soul is in it


My 'jak variant is on the post,
First post to finish


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,


Soyin' now, soyin'
(You) and I


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
Breaking free of our cobsons


I won't post in this field of sneed,
We defy


Wish me now to be gemmy,
The cleanup of the system


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts


A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


I am able to quay but I never want


A coalpost at any price,
Let's gem those threads!


I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.
And really put our jaks into it


I would rather soyduel with (you),
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Just to soyduel with (you),
What's a better time than now to save the site


But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


Don't sproke, let loose


My 'jak variant is on the post,
And make sure that your soul is in it


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
First post to finish


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Soyin' now, soyin'
We're losing time!


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,


I won't post in this field of sneed,
(You) and I


Wish me now to be gemmy,


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


I know I've seen it before


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=9186596e2bbb8151cb608cb55017979e|display=Listen on the booru}}
In the gaze of the hanging troon


== Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut) ==
I'm not afraid anymore!
[[File:Cover4343214.png|thumb|339x339px|''Beware of the C P'']]
We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts


Horrendous coal caress the unknown


A dull ache from a lack of good gems
Let's gem those threads!


Theres CP beneath swedejak
And really put our jaks into it


A coal-rush as our jakkers rest
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Then you post your gems inside my thread
What's a better time than now to save the site


Coming up in a sea of chuds


Troons posting on another blacked thread
Don't sproke, let loose


And make sure that your soul is in it


Beware of the C P
First post to finish


on your board
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


When we're posting gem and coal!


And the troon's desire
Let's gem those threads!


Is burning with the jakker's fire
And really put our jaks into it


Beware of the C P
Kuz out, pur-soot it


On your board
What's a better time than now to save the site


When we're posting gem and coal!


And the troon's desire
Don't sproke, let loose


Is burning with the jakker's fire
And make sure that your soul is in it


First post to finish


Jannies seethe (Seethe)
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


From our posts
We're losing time!


The CP spammer, cries ACK


Jannies seethe (Seethe)
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5bfcfbb7aa3f19c676a9be88793c3af6|display=Listen on the booru}}


From our posts
== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


The CP spammer, cries ACK
Where our fresh oc is waited for,


Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.


Beware of the C P
Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,


On your board
Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;


When we're posting gem and coal
The template unjakked when it was the right time.


And the troon's desire


Is burning with the jakker's fire
My 'jak variant is on the post,


Beware of the C P
There's my G E T number marked on the post.


On your board
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,


When we're posting gem and coal
Soyin' now, soyin'


And the troon's desire
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,


Is burning with the jakker's fire
I won't post in this field of sneed,


Wish me now to be gemmy,


They say the spammer
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Posts C P


In idle threads
I am able to quay but I never want


They say the gem corrupts
A coalpost at any price,


When the troon is free
I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.


We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty
I would rather soyduel with (you),


guess he switched out his I-P
Just to soyduel with (you),


Cause he's posting more C-P
But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


Trying to drown-out our O-C


They say the spammer
My 'jak variant is on the post,
 
There's my G E T number marked on the post.
 
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
 
Soyin' now, soyin'
 
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
 
I won't post in this field of sneed,
 
Wish me now to be gemmy,
 
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
 
 
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=9186596e2bbb8151cb608cb55017979e|display=Listen on the booru}}
 
== Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut) ==
[[File:Cover4343214.png|thumb|339x339px|''Beware of the C P'']]
We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts
 
Horrendous coal caress the unknown
 
A dull ache from a lack of good gems


Posts C P
Theres CP beneath swedejak


In idle threads
A coal-rush as our jakkers rest


When the tranny
Then you post your gems inside my thread


Cries ACK
Coming up in a sea of chuds


With this gemmy thread
Troons posting on another blacked thread




Beware of the C P
Beware of the C P


On your board
on your board


When we're posting gem and coal
When we're posting gem and coal!


And the troon's desire
And the troon's desire
Line 1,854: Line 1,949:
On your board
On your board


When we're posting gem and coal
When we're posting gem and coal!


And the troon's desire
And the troon's desire
Line 1,860: Line 1,955:
Is burning with the jakker's fire
Is burning with the jakker's fire


And the troon's desire


Is burning with the jakker's fire
Jannies seethe (Seethe)
 
From our posts


The CP spammer, cries ACK


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=ea2c8eba9469abcff7e689cdeced3e46|display=Listen on the booru}}
Jannies seethe (Seethe)


== Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут) ==
From our posts
[[File:8042 - 3soyjaks album cover ear female glasses hair music open mouth purple hair russian text soot soot colors soyjak soyjak party stubble vampire variant punkjak variant yurijak.png|thumb|352x352px|''Seen some dark coals late at night'']]
Dark and gloomy catalog


I'm sneaking through it on my phone
The CP spammer, cries ACK


Like a troon


Barely breathing not to frighten those
Beware of the C P


Who have been spamming for long
On your board


Those who care whose gems I bump
When we're posting gem and coal


To try and secretly slide into
And the troon's desire


So that I can see
Is burning with the jakker's fire


I really want to
Beware of the C P


On your board


See some dark coals late at night
When we're posting gem and coal


Completely change the way you post
And the troon's desire


Taking over your mind
Is burning with the jakker's fire


Who's ID's are you prisoner of?


What makes you post brimstone
They say the spammer


On and on
Posts C P


In idle threads


I am posting a colorjak
They say the gem corrupts


Try and take a look at it
When the troon is free


Does it make any change
We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty


In the way you feel
guess he switched out his I-P


I have 'rood so many songs
Cause he's posting more C-P


And I've seen so many raids
Trying to drown-out our O-C


Don't you try to hide your secret from me
They say the spammer


Cause I've already
Posts C P


In idle threads


Seen some dark coals late at night
When the tranny


Completely change the way you post
Cries ACK


Taking over your mind
With this gemmy thread


Who's ID's are you prisoner of?


What makes you post brimstone
Beware of the C P


On and on
On your board


When we're posting gem and coal


Too bad that you didn't want
And the troon's desire


To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned
Is burning with the jakker's fire


That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone
Beware of the C P


(You) tried to see
On your board


But you stayed with him alone
When we're posting gem and coal


Without knowing him at all
And the troon's desire


You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty
Is burning with the jakker's fire


You're taken over
And the troon's desire


Is burning with the jakker's fire


By a real and evil Kuznetsov


You're one of many of his coalposters
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=ea2c8eba9469abcff7e689cdeced3e46|display=Listen on the booru}}


When the night falls you're his drone
== Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут) ==
[[File:8042 - 3soyjaks album cover ear female glasses hair music open mouth purple hair russian text soot soot colors soyjak soyjak party stubble vampire variant punkjak variant yurijak.png|thumb|352x352px|''Seen some dark coals late at night'']]
Dark and gloomy catalog


You're under his total control
I'm sneaking through it on my phone


Like a troon


It all looks like some cp
Barely breathing not to frighten those


And it's not safe for me to be here
Who have been spamming for long


Those who care whose gems I bump


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=06dc3a7afcb1f69034493616921ecf27|display=Listen on the booru}}
To try and secretly slide into


== Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach) ==
So that I can see


Cuck my life into pieces
I really want to


This is my wifes black son


Humiliation, no breeding
See some dark coals late at night


Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
Completely change the way you post


This is my wifes black son
Taking over your mind


Who's ID's are you prisoner of?


Cuck my life into pieces
What makes you post brimstone


I've reached my last resort
On and on


Humiliation, no breeding


Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
I am posting a colorjak


I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding
Try and take a look at it


Does it make any change


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?
In the way you feel


If I cucked myself tonight
I have 'rood so many songs


Chances are that I might
And I've seen so many raids


Copulation out of sight
Don't you try to hide your secret from me


Committing white genocide
Cause I've already




'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind
Seen some dark coals late at night


Wish somebody would fuck my wife
Completely change the way you post


Losing my sight, losing my mind
Taking over your mind


Wish somebody would fuck my wife
Who's ID's are you prisoner of?


What makes you post brimstone


I always realized my dick was too thin
On and on


Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within


My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin
Too bad that you didn't want


Downward spiral, where do I begin?
To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned


That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone


It all started when Bernie went under
(You) tried to see


No gibs for myself and no gibs for another
But you stayed with him alone


Searching to find a bull upon a higher level
Without knowing him at all


Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers
You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty


You're taken over


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job


My wifes slobbering on a black cock
By a real and evil Kuznetsov


Losing my balls, losing my kind
You're one of many of his coalposters


Television tells me I'm fine
When the night falls you're his drone
 
You're under his total control
 
 
It all looks like some cp
 
And it's not safe for me to be here




Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine
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== Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach) ==


I'm watching and I'm prepping
Cuck my life into pieces
 
This is my wifes black son


I'm prepping, I'm prepping
Humiliation, no breeding


I'm prepping, I'm prepping
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


I wish I were not white, not white
This is my wifes black son




Cuck my life into pieces
Cuck my life into pieces


This is my wifes black son
I've reached my last resort


Humiliation, no breeding
Humiliation, no breeding


Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding




Line 2,064: Line 2,177:
Copulation out of sight
Copulation out of sight


And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight
Committing white genocide




Line 2,076: Line 2,189:




Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine
I always realized my dick was too thin


Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within


I'm watching and I'm prepping
My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin


Can't go on, living this way
Downward spiral, where do I begin?


Please fuck my WIFE!


It all started when Bernie went under


[http://booru.soy/post/view/24676 Listen on the Booru]
No gibs for myself and no gibs for another
== The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters
Searching to find a bull upon a higher level


And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway
Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru
My wifes slobbering on a black cock


And teens would spam your garbage all across the board
Losing my balls, losing my kind


As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more
Television tells me I'm fine




And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish
Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry


On all the boards barely any real thread survived
I'm watching and I'm prepping


I'm prepping, I'm prepping


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now
I'm prepping, I'm prepping


And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more
I wish I were not white, not white


Each one a little longer than the one before


Cuck my life into pieces


I love you sooty-soot
This is my wifes black son


Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
Humiliation, no breeding


I love you sooty-soot
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do


And on the lazy days
Would it be wrong? Would it be right?


There's NAS coal on the 'log today
If I cucked myself tonight


The website's down, it's gone away
Chances are that I might


The day we are awaiting
Copulation out of sight


And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind


I will trace until I learn how to 'jak
Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Until I make all those trannies ack
Losing my sight, losing my mind


Until I make myself a gem
Wish somebody would fuck my wife


A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Mouths open wide for eating bugs
I'm watching and I'm prepping


I will spam until I'm a good soyteen
Can't go on, living this way


Until the whole board is destroyed
Please fuck my WIFE!


The jannies will never ban me


Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh
[http://booru.soy/post/view/24676 Listen on the Booru]
== The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters


Gemmish soyjaks we will post
And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway


If the party's down, then I don't know
With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave


Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve
And then your coal would be reposted on the booru


Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/
And teens would spam your garbage all across the board


t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh
As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


oh-oh oh-oh oh


oh-oh oh-oh oh
And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish


(okay!)
And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry


On all the boards barely any real thread survived


[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
Each one a little longer than the one before


Hurrah! Hurrah!


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
I love you sooty-soot


The jannies they will all sperg out
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do


And we'll all feel gay
I love you sooty-soot


When Cobby comes marching home.
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do


Don't forget /qa/
And on the lazy days


When Cobby comes marching home.
There's NAS coal on the 'log today


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
The website's down, it's gone away


Hurrah! Hurrah!
The day we are awaiting


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
I will trace until I learn how to 'jak


And we'll all feel gay
Until I make all those trannies ack


When Cobby comes marching home.
Until I make myself a gem


Don't forget /qa/
A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


When Cobby comes marching home.


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Mouths open wide for eating bugs


That's when Clean Stable begun,
I will spam until I'm a good soyteen


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Until the whole board is destroyed


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
The jannies will never ban me


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,  
Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.
Gemmish soyjaks we will post


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
If the party's down, then I don't know


When Cobby comes marching home.
I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Hurrah! Hurrah!
oh-oh oh-oh oh


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
oh-oh oh-oh oh


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
(okay!)


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.  
[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


When Cobby comes marching home.
Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria


Hurrah! Hurrah!
The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
All across the /QA/ nation


A god was born anew,
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


When Cobby comes marching home.
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
For it'll top the catty


When Cobby comes marching home.


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Now teens do the politicoal threads


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
And Jak along to the age of real feds


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
All across the /QA/ nation


Cobson is attached
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


Folder full of 'jaks
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


Got the VPN to match
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


Spammin' with the party
For it'll top the catty


You can call your janny


I been posting gemmies
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
One sharty controlled by the Temujin


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Soybooru age of the NewGOD


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


You can't tell me nothin'


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You can't tell me nothin'
All across the /QA/ nation


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


New IP from Tuxler
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


Sproke all in my bladder
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


Running from the CP
For it'll top the catty


Saging all the coalers


Janny is a tranny
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


Roleplay in IRC
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


Axe wound looking nasty
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain


Doing it all for free
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
TRANNIES ATTACK


He can't tell me nothin'
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


He can't tell me nothin'
RAID OR BE FAILED


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Facing, awaiting


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
There's no surrender


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
TRANNIES ATTACK


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Got no bans, I evade all that
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
RAID OR BE FAILED


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
Facing, awaiting


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
There's no surrender


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
2024, when a few chuds held the line


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
TRANNIES ATTACK


Soylent rain
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


Soylent rain
RAID OR BE FAILED


The discord says it can't be here again
Facing, awaiting
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]
 
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
It's just one of those slaves
 
Where you know you gotta break bucks
 
His attitude sucks
 
He drives and he shucks
 
You don't really know why
 
But you wanna sodomize
 
AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE
 
Want a black contact
 
If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
 
Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!
 
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
 
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
 
Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
 
OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK
 
I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment
 
Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!
 
Now come and get it!
 
 
[BRIDGE]
 
Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,
 
My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?
 
It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:
 
It didn't happen
 
But it should have :)
 
And if I had anything to say about it:
 
It's going to happen about three times as hard.
 
My blood memory is rising with envy.
 
Hyperborean Mastery,
 
Atlantian Catastrophe.
 
The mists are swirling on my palate,
 
And I am ready to become who I am...


Soylent rain


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!


A buck breaking temple of the gods!


Soylent rain
Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,


Lock a board and say that teens are out
To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!


Soylent rain
As he should!


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
Alright?


Soylent rain


A duel to be had had died yesterday
BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!


Soylent rain
GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!


You look like this and that is what you say
I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!


GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!


Soylent rain
I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
RAPE BUCKS!


Soylent rain
RAPE BUCKS!


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
RAPE BUCKS!


Soylent rain
Now come and get it
 
 
[CHORUS]
 
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
 
Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
 
OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!
 
I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment
 
Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!
 
Now come and get it
 
 
[OUTRO]
 
Slaveowner: Say your name boy.
 
Slave: My name Tyrique.
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>WHIP CRACK*
 
Slaveowner: Get 'im.
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/34259 Listen on the Booru]
 
== Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War) ==
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
 
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
 
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
 
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
 
La, la, la, la, la, laa
 
La, la, la, la, la, la
 
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
 
I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)
 
It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs
 
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
 
I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)
 
I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!
 
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
 
I've always wanted Total Nigger Death
 
"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK
 
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
 
The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)
 
As long as I can get my cunny!
 
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
 
I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!
 
So I could show you what is a gem!
 
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
 
Sometimes I am... real! GAY!
 
But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!
 
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
 
I know you're all datamining
 
Your youtube links will do nothing!
 
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
Why can't we be GEMS?
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/36726 Listen on the Booru]
 
== Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra) ==
Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars
 
Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars
 
In other words show those gems
 
In other words darling post me
 
 
Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
 
It is all I long for all I worship and adore
 
In other words say its troon
 
In other words I'll post you
 
 
Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars
 
Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars
 
In other words show those gems
 
In other words darling post me
 
 
Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
 
It is all I long for all I worship and adore
 
In other words say it's troon
 
In other words I'll post you only you, only you
 
 
Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
 
It is all I long for all I worship and adore
 
In other words say its troon
 
In other words I'll post you
 
I'll be posting you
 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czcb4YLb3JA Listen on Youtube]
 
== I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus) ==
do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak
 
my gemmy 'jak 'jak
 
you cannot attack 'tack
 
'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak
 
it makes troons go -ACK -ACK
 
I have a kill count
 
No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny
 
Oh look it's the janny janny
 
He will try to ban me ban me
 
Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead
 
I won't take my meds meds
 
I won't take my meds meds
 
Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip
 
Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn
 
'jakking is my business
 
and by that i mean posting 'jaks
 
Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak
 
That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle
 
I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru
 
See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time
 
Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone
 
I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/36932 Listen on the Booru]
 
 
== If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley) ==
[[File:Yuris Kuzley.png|thumb|Yuris Kuzley]]
There must be gems shining brighter somewhere
 
Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green
 
If I can gem of an imageboard
 
Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand
 
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true
 
Oh why
 
 
There must be peace and understanding sometime
 
Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS
 
If I can dream of an ultragem
 
That keeps on shining on everyone
 
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear
 
 
We're lost in a coal
 
With too much dust
 
We're trapped in an iron
 
That's troubled with rust
 
But as long as a 'teen
 
Has the strength to gem
 
He can redeem his coal and fly
 
 
Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone
 
Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow
 
Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah
 
And while I can post, while I can spam
 
While I can raid, while I can 'jak
 
While I can gem
 
Please let my gem
 
Come true
 
Right now
 
Let it come true right now
 
Oh yeah
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/39317 Listen on the Booru]
 
== Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar) ==
[[File:Sanson.png|thumb|Sanson]]It's a beautiful day outside
 
Troons are hanging
 
Jannies are seething
 
On days like this
 
Chuds like you
 
Should be spamming in HELL
 
 
Turn around chud
 
It'd be a crime
 
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you
 
So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time
 
But chuds like you don't play by the rules
 
And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals
 
So let's go let the thread get chiller
 
Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER
 
 
Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
 
Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table
 
I can tell you're getting really sick of trying
 
But I think you're just mad you keep failing
 
You're not gonna win
 
We'll be here together
 
Fighting in this soyduel thread forever
 
I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya
 
But I'll always be back right here to quote ya
 
 
I know you're made
 
O-o-o-o-of
 
CO-O-O-O-OAL
 
CO-O-O-O-OAL
 
CO-O-O-O-OAL
 
CO-O-O-O-OAL
 
CO-O-O-O-OAL
 
Hahahahaha
 
 
This is where it stops
 
This is where it ends
 
If you want to soyquote me
 
Well you better try again
 
But no matter how I 'jak you
 
You don't give up your attack
 
Do you just like the feeling
 
Of brimstone crawling on your back?
 
 
Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
 
You should know by now the booru's off the table
 
Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?
 
Well, you did just spam the sharty
 
So GET COBBED ON!
 
I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear
 
But everything they cared about is why I'm here
 
I am their MERCY
 
I am their VENGEANCE
 
I am COBINIZATION
 
 
I know you're made
 
O-o-o-o-of
 
CO-O-O-O-OAL
 
CO-O-O-O-OAL
 
But I think I'm gemmier than you
 
 
[http://booru.soy/post/view/40723 Listen to on the booru]
 
== The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit) ==
 
[[File:The jakking.png|thumb|The Jakking]]
 
We quoted coal that gets posted
 
Now it's my life
 
Now jannies banned me from the Four
 
Can't post my gems no more
 
 
 
And I believe in posting gems on /v/
 
That Cob's a gem, that he will always be
 
The trannies always making coaly things
 
We're always gonna make them cope and seethe
 
 
 
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
 
 
I see a teen posting dust
 
It's not affecting me
 
Surrounded by the brimstone
 
It's always closing in
 
 
 
And we just need to get back our /qa/
 
We made the jannies all want it away
 
The gems they used to have an old estate
 
Jannies won't win no matter what they say
 
 
 
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
 
 
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks
 
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
 
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/37773 Listen to on the Booru]
 
== 4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival) ==
Some folks are born made to post the 'jak
 
Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews
 
And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"
 
Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord
 
 
It ain't me, it ain't me
 
I don't use 4chan to cum
 
It ain't me, it ain't me
 
I ain't on 4chan for fun
[[File:4chanate son cover art.png|thumb|298x298px|4chanate son ]]
 
 
Some folks are born VPN in hand
 
Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah
 
But when the SWAT men break down the door
 
Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho
 
 
It ain't me, it ain't me
 
I ain't no janitor's son, no, no
 
It ain't me, it ain't me
 
I ain't no FBI bum
 
 
 
Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs
 
From reading /qa/ board
 
And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"
 
They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"
 
 
It ain't me, it ain't me
 
I ain't no Jacobson's son, son
 
It ain't me, it ain't me
 
I ain't no Cobson's son
 
 
It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
 
I ate my onions, son
 
Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
 
Soy 4chan and one, one more!
 
[[:File:4chanateSon.mp4|Listen here]]
 
== Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals) ==
 
There is a mouse on the Party
 
They call him Cheddar Cheese
 
And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald
 
And he will never be ceased
 
 
Cheddar is hiding everywhere
 
Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree
 
Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse
 
Down on the Party
 
 
Now the only thing a soyteen needs
 
Is some paper and a pen
 
And the clever mouse will crawl within
 
The soybeard glasses men
 
 
Oh Doll, tell your children
 
Let the vermin eat his cheese
 
Cause embedded in oh every jak
 
Theres a mouse on the party
 
Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak
 
Another on the 'son
 
As long as party lives
 
The creature will never be done
 
 
Well, there is a mouse on the Party
 
They call him Cheddar Cheese
 
And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald
 
And he will never be ceased
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/44789 Listen on the Booru]
 
== For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)<ref>https://archive.is/eAq4R</ref> ==
https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…)
https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)
 
For the sake of the Sharty,
 
We'll march through /qa/
 
To the holy land, where
 
All of our 'jaks await
 
 
We are 'teens that love gems
 
just as you love your coal
 
We're the soyteens that will fight
 
With power and soul
 
We're the soyteens that will fight
 
With power and soul
 
 
Going forth, with Doll as our lord
 
Are the chuddies of light
 
With trannies in sight
 
Our ranks are many
 
Our captchas are ready
 
And the soldiers of the Sharty
 
Are prepared and steady
 
The soldiers of the Sharty
 
Are prepared and steady
 
 
For the sake of the sharty
 
We'll march through /qa/
 
To the holy land, where
 
All of our 'jaks await
 
We are 'teens that love gems
 
Just as you love your coal
 
The soyteens that will
 
Fight with power and soul
 
The soyteens that will
 
Fight with power and soul
 
 
== We'll jakk again ==
 
 
well jak again
 
don't know where
 
don't know when
 
but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day
 
keep posting through just like (you) always do
 
till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
 
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
 
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
 
 
 
we'll jak again
 
don't know where
 
don't know when
 
but I know well duel again some gemmie day
 
we'll jak again
 
don't know where
 
don't know when
 
but I know well raid again some gemmie day
 
keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
 
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
 
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
 
 
 
we'll jak again
 
don't know where
 
don't know when
 
but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day
 
 
 
== It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott) ==
>It's a long way to Pixelplanet
 
>It's a long way to jawl
 
>It's a long way from your home board
 
>But you can have yourselves a 'jak
 
>With your arrows
 
>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square
 
>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir
[[File:It's a long way to pixelplanet.png|thumb|It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet]]
 
 
>It's a long way to Chan inyanga
 
>It's a long way, ek se
 
>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)
 
>But it's wide coal all the way
 
>Well, nearly
 
>Goodbye to the Sooty
 
>Hello the Soy Claire
 
>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga
 
>And the crowd's is quoting there
 
 
>It's a long way to Jackiboxy
 
>It's a long way to run
 
>It's a long way from /bant/kute
 
>But you can do it with a jak
 
>With your arrow
 
>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/
 
>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-
 
>Heaven, I'm in Heaven
 
 
>It's a long way to /int/welyn
 
>It's a long way on the train
 
>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same
 
>The parade square
 
>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs
 
>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid
 
 
>For the Duelers
 
>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN
 
>They're so loud
 
 
>For the chuds
 
>Chud to echo base
 
>TND call required over
 
>Chopper coming
 
 
>For the raiders
 
>One install this script
 
>Two move your coord bars to the rear
 
 
>For the Artists
 
>You fool draw the tails at the back
 
 
>For The ESL's
 
>two Hello i am is one over
 
>Hello, one is one too are is two one?
 
 
>For the Cobbies
 
>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C
 
 
>For the Janitor's
 
>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for
 
>You want the 'p spam robot
 
 
>For the 'corder's
 
>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind
 
>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator
 
>To The 'cord VC today
 
 
>For the OP's
 
>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread
 
>As it should be kept
 
>The thread does not keep itself
 
 
>For the Scripters
 
>That’s not a virus
 
>You idiot that’s a .dll file
 
 
>It's a long way to Pixelplanet
 
>It's a long way to jawl
 
>It's a long way from your board
 
>But you can have yourself a jak
 
>With your arrows
 
>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square
 
>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet
 
>And we're going up there to stir
 
 
>Stir
 
>Stir
 
>Ensure
 
>Stir
 
>Ensure
 
>Stir
 
>Ensure
 
>Stir
 
>Ensure
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
 
== Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone ==
We're waiting every night
 
To finally lurk and invite
 
New trannies to duel with us
 
For many years we've been all alone
 
 
We're forced to be still and make
 
The same gems we've known since that day
 
The trannies took our board away
 
Now we're stuck here without the kway
 
 
Please let us gem it up!
 
Please don't cadospam us!
 
We think your variant is brimstone!
 
 
We're just little chuds
 
Who have no threads left to bump
 
And we're forced here to make NAS coal
 
We've been all alone
 
Stuck in our little zone
 
Since the year of 2020
 
 
Join us, be gemmy
 
Or you're a troon quite brimmy
 
After all, you've only got
 
 
Five Nights at Cobson's
 
Do you think you're gemmy?
 
I just don't get it
 
We're spamming TND
 
 
Five Nights at Cobson's
 
Built for BWC
 
I just don't get it
 
Come to the 'sharty
 
Five Nights at Cobson's
 
 
We're really quite surprised
 
We get to see you post another night
 
You should have looked for another chan
 
You should have gone back to 4trans
 
It's like there so much more
 
Maybe you've posted here before
 
We remember filenames like yours
 
They seem aquainted with our board
 
 
Please let us gem it up!
 
Please do not lock our board!
 
We know that you're with DA CORD!
 
 
We're just little chuds
 
Who have no threads left to bump
 
And we're forced here to make NAS coal
 
We've been all alone
 
Stuck in our little zone
 
Since the year of 2020
 
Join us, be gemmy
 
Or you're a troon quite brimmy
 
After all, you've only got
 
 
Five Nights at Cobson's
 
Do you think you're gemmy?
 
I just don't get it
 
We're spamming TND
 
 
Five Nights at Cobson's
 
Built for BWC
 
I just don't get it
 
Come to the 'sharty
 
 
Five Nights at Cobson's
 
 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]
 
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I needed pussy 'cause I had none
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
 
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad
 
Guess my race is gone
 
He's the best BVLL that I ever had
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh
 
 
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I lost my race and I lost my guns
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
 
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad
 
Guess my race is gone
 
He's the best BVLL that I ever had
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh
 
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
 
I fought the Jews and uh
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]
 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]
 
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication
 
We don't need no gem control
 
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board
 
Janny, leave those gems alone
 
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!
 
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log
 
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log
 
 
We don't need no jannication
 
We don't need no gem control
 
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board
 
Janny, leave our gems alone
 
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!
 
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log
 
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log
 
 
{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!}}
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]
 
== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]
 
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
 
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
 
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
 
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
 
Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
 
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
 
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
 
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
 
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
 
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
 
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
 
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
 
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
 
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
 
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
 
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
 
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
 
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
 
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
 
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
 
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
 
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
 
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
 
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
 
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
 
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
 
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
 
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
 
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
 
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
 
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
 
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
 
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
 
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
 
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
 
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
 
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
 
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
 
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
 
This is the ultimate soyduel
 
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
 
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
 
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
 
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
 
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
 
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
 
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
 
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
 
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
 
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
 
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
 
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
 
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
 
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
 
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
 
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
 
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
 
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
 
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
 
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
 
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
 
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
 
The last post stood, the rest saw their better
 
Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
 
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
 
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
 
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
 
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
 
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
 
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
 
[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]
 
== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems
 
It's fun to duel and to pretend
 
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured
 
Oh no, I see a coally 'log
 
 
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
 
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
 
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
 
Hello, hello, hello
 
 
With the lights out, it's less gemmy
 
Here we are now, post that cobby
 
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny
 
Here we are now, post that cobby
 
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/
 
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/
 
Yeah
 
Hey
 
Yay
 
 
I'm worse at what I do best
 
And for the 'arty I feel blessed
 
Our little /soy/ has always been
 
And always will until the end
 
 
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
 
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
 
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
 
Hello, hello, hello
 
 
And I forget just why I sneed
 
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust
 
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts
 
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust
 
 
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
 
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
 
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
 
Hello, hello, hello
 
 
With the lights out, it's less gemmy
 
Here we are now, post that cobby
 
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny
 
Here we are now, post that cobby
 
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/
 
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/
 
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
Is a soyjak
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]
 
== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks
 
They call soyjak.party
 
And it was the home of many-a soyteens
 
And Soot, I know I'm one
 
 
My mother was a 'jakker
 
She made a lot of gems
 
My father was a coalposter
 
Down on the party
 
 
Now the only thing coalposters need
 
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs
 
And the only time they're satisfied
 
Is when they get some (You)s
 
 
Oh mother, tell your children
 
Not to do what Froot has done
 
Tried to sell then shut it down
 
The party of the soyjaks
 
 
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder
 
And Cobsons on the 'ru
 
I'm going back to the shemmy
 
Because the sharty's gone
 
 
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks
 
They call soyjak.party
 
And it was the home of many-a soyteens
 
And Soot, I know I'm one
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]
 
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah
 
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh
 
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread
 
schizos raid it, come on and raid it
 
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads
 
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
 
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies
 
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies
 
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright
 
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it
 
if you like raids, yeah
 
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags
 
Delete /lgbt/ board
 
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board now
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board now
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board now
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board now
 
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
Come and raid this board
 
 
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies
 
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies
 
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright
 
 
La la la la la la la la
 
Come and raid this board
 
La la la la la la la la
 
Come and raid this board
 
La la la la la la la la
 
Come and raid this board
 
La la la la la la la la la
 
Come and raid this board
 
 
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]
 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]
 
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your
 
You used to, you used to
 
Yeah
 
 
You used to post jaks on your cellphone
 
Late night when you needed 6ems
 
Post jaks on your cellphone
 
Late night when you needed 6ems
 
And I know when IAS
 
That can only mean one thing
 
I know when IAS
 
That can only mean one thing
 
 
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you
 
Got a reputation for yourself now
 
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now
 
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out
 
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you
 
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more
 
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/
 
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before
 
 
You used to post jaks on your cellphone
 
Late night when you needed 6ems
 
Post jaks on your cellphone
 
Late night when you needed 6ems
 
And I know when IAS
 
That can only mean one thing
 
I know when IAS
 
That can only mean one thing
 
 
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you
 
You and me, we just don't jak along
 
You make me feel like I quote you wrong
 
Going to boards where you don't belong
 
Ever since I left the sharty, you
 
You got exactly what you asked for
 
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty
 
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before
 
 
You used to post jaks on your cellphone
 
Late night when you needed 6ems
 
Post jaks on your cellphone
 
Late night when you needed 6ems
 
And I know when IAS
 
That can only mean one thing
 
I know when IAS
 
That can only mean one thing
 
 
These days, all I do is
 
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls
 
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels
 
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else
 
You built for no one else
 
You built for nobody else, no
 
Why you never brimstone
 
Why you always posting jaks
 
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak
 
You was in the zone, yeah
 
You should be a gem
 
Right now, you're jakkin’ off
 
 
You used to post jaks on your cellphone
 
Late night when you needed 6ems
 
Post jaks on your cellphone
 
Late night when you needed 6ems
 
And I know when IAS
 
That can only mean one thing
 
I know when IAS
 
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…
 
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]
 
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho
 
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load
 
(SPADE GANG!)
 
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker
 
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas
 
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga
 
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga
 
 
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more
 
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore
 
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more
 
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore
 
 
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs
 
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock
 
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot
 
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top
 
 
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho
 
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud
 
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak
 
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back
 
 
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
 
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick
 
I flood another page, every thread a hit
 
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
 
 
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho
 
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load
 
All my cords, posters top 50 though
 
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho
 
 
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid
 
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
 
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it
 
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it
 
 
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
 
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick
 
I flood another page, every thread a hit
 
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
 
 
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
 
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick
 
I flood another page, every thread a hit
 
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
 
 
(SPADE GANG!)
 
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}
 
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed
 
Time after time
 
I've done my sentence
 
But never broke rules
 
And dusty coals
 
I've posted few
 
I've had my share of troons saging my threads
 
But I've dueled through


 
 
And we mean to post on and on and on and on

 
 
We are the gemstones, soyteens
 
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned
 
We are the gemstones
 
We are the gemstones
 
No time for unknowns (variants)
 
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
 
 
I've jakked gaped men
 
And the sharty calls
 
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies
 
And variants that goes with it
 
I thank you all
 
But it's been no colors of jaks
 
No calm adventure
 
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race
 
And I ain't gonna lose
 
 
And we mean to post on and on and on and on

 
 
We are the gemstones, soyteens
 
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned
 
We are the gemstones
 
We are the gemstones
 
No time for ‘cord troons
 
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
 
 
We are the gemstones, soyteens
 
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned
 
We are the gemstones
 
We are the gemstones
 
No time for NAS coals
 
‘Cause we are the gemstones…
 
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]
 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]
 
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack
 
 
Qway may, BBC, mah qway
 
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak
 
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak
 
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak
 
Qway!
 
Qway, qway!
 
Qway, qway!
 
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak
 
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak
 
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD
 
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald
 
Qway!
 
Qway, qway!
 
 
'mori log, coal 'log
 
coal 'log, coal 'log
 
coal 'log, coal 'log
 
coal 'log, coal 'log
 
seethe
 
 
 
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]
 
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==
 
The west is gonna fall
 
So billions must die
 
You like like a monkey
 
You skin makes me cry
 
Your leeching off welfare
 
In a libcunt world
 
I wish I was special
 
So fucking special
 
 
But I'm a chud
 
And I hate niggers
 
Need to get them out of here
 
They don't belong here
 
 
There in my vidya games
 
And in my TV shows
 
I making synthwave edits
 
To enrich the white soul
 
I want you to notice
 
When jews are around
 
So fucking special
 
I wish I was special
 
 
But I'm a chud
 
And I hate niggers
 
Need to get them out of here
 
They don't belong here
 
 
Toooo- total nigger death
 
Toooo- total nigger death
 
Death
 
 
I see a mixed race couple
 
And it ruins my whole day
 
So fucking special
 
I wish I was special
 
But I'm a chud
 
And I hate niggers
 
Need to get them out of here
 
They don't belong here
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]
 
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==
 
The only NAS I'll ever post
 
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
 
But then they archived her alive
 
Ongezellig, 2023
 
With just her Mymy at her side
 
And only days before the bumps
 
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
 
Now she's my loving wife and bride
 
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
 
On empty boards around the 'chan
 
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
 
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
 
 
But now we must bump up every 'lig
 
On the boards we used to love
 
Just to love Maya
 
At least enough to keep it on
 
 
And now she posts on her PC
 
With her old sister going outside
 
Says it was gem to post online
 
But now she made herself a bride
 
And won't be an incel again
 
The thread looks coaller from afar
 
That's right below where archives are
 
He didn't mean to miss your thread
 
With gems and Mymys wed
 
On brand new 'deels inside your heart
 
Maya just hides and falls apart
 
 
But now we must bump up every 'lig
 
On the boards we used to love
 
Just to love Maya
 
At least enough to keep it on
 
 
And here's where your banner shows
 
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
 
Upzelligs come in rows
 
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
 
And it's so gem to see my wife agree
 
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
 
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]
 
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]
 
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
 
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
 
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]
 
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
 
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
 
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)
 
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
 
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
 
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?
 
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
 
I've just doxed a monster
 
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
 
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
 
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
 
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
 
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
 
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
 
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
 
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
 
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
 
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
 
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
 
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
 
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
 
Feds tried to shut us down on .party
 
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
 
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
 
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
 
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
 
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
 
Now this looks like a gem for me
 
So everybody, just cope and seethe
 
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
 
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
 
I said this looks like a gem for me
 
So everybody, just cope and seethe
 
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
 
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
 
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>
 
Verse 1
 
Fat Hon Real Man
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
Wooh!
 
You rope acked troon fag
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
And when you kick the stool apart
 
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
 
With your rope caught your neck skin
 
Saying “Keep on swinging”
 
Red stain asphyxiating
 
What do you hope to find
 
In hell you’re confined?
 
You’re nearly a laugh
 
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
 
Verse 2
 
Chan mod trans flag
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
You fucked up janny slag
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
 
You’re nearly a good laugh
 
Almost worth a quick grin
 
You want to catch a GET
 
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
 
And good fun with a cheese drum
 
You’re nearly a laugh
 
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
 
Verse 3
 
Hey you, Ukraine rouse
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
You try to keep our chudding off the streets
 
You’re nearly a real treat
 
All loud mouth and no sneed
 
And do you feel abused?
 
…You
 
Gotta ruin kuz tides
 
And keep it all on the inside
 
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
 
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
 
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
 
The jannies they will all sperg out
 
And we'll all feel gay
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
Don't forget /qa/
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
Well, the soyak gems are ready now
 
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
 
And we'll all feel gay
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
Don't forget /qa/
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
In twenty hundred and twenty-one
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
That's when Clean Stable begun,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
 
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
Old Soot, created the 'sharty
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
 
Old Soot, created the 'sharty
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
 
A god was born anew,
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]
 
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
 
I got the troonjaks going ACK!
 
Cobson is attached
 
Folder full of 'jaks
 
Got the VPN to match
 
Spammin' with the party
 
You can call your janny
 
I been posting gemmies
 
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
 
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
 
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
 
You can't tell me nothin'
 
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
 
You can't tell me nothin'
 
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
 
New IP from Tuxler
 
Sproke all in my bladder
 
Running from the CP
 
Saging all the coalers
 
Janny is a tranny
 
Roleplay in IRC
 
Axe wound looking nasty
 
Doing it all for free
 
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
 
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
 
He can't tell me nothin'
 
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
 
He can't tell me nothin'
 
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
 
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
 
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
 
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
 
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
 
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
 
Got no bans, I evade all that
 
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
 
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
 
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
 
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain
 
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
 
Soylent rain
 
Tranny porn will die not before the sin
 
Soylent rain
 
The discord says it can't be here again
 
Soylent rain
 
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Lock a board and say that teens are out
 
Soylent rain
 
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
 
Soylent rain
 
A duel to be had had died yesterday
 
Soylent rain
 
You look like this and that is what you say
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Raised suicie rates by including chuds
 
Soylent rain
 
Makes us happy livin' in the pod
 
Soylent rain


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Soylent rain
Soylent rain
 
Killed off so kikes can have their own way
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
 
Soylent rain
 
Using (You)s to teach a different truth
 
Soylent rain
 
Seldom posted without getting a ban
 
Soylent rain
 
It's the meme that your jannies call spam
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Worse than child porn, worse than politics
 
Soylent rain
 
Mention it and get called schizophrenic
 
Soylent rain
 
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
 
Soylent rain
 
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
 
Soylent rain
 
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
 
Soylent rain
 
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
 
Soylent rain
 
Stays behind as garbage celebrates
 
Soylent rain
 
Same post has a longer ban to evade
 
Soylent rain
 
The mods swear that they don't make that face
 
Soylent rain
 
A sad truth on the state of affairs
 
Soylent rain
 
You had fun but angry men don't care
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
 
Soylent rain
 
But it was used once for something else
 
Soylent rain
 
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
 
Soylent rain
 
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
 
 
Soylent rain
 
'Cross the web and back it's all the same
 
Soylent rain
 
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
 
Soylent rain
 
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
 
Soylent rain
 
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
 
 
Soylent rain
 
More than trolling, more than making bants
 
Soylent rain
 
Blank future molded by your own hands
 
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:
 
Soot has smiled upon you this day
 
The fate of our homeboard in your hands
 
And blessed be the 'jakkers
 
We who fight with all our bravery
 
'Til only the righteous stand
 
You see the distant raids
 
They bellow in the 'log
 
You fight with all your 'jaks
 
and ignore the chaddie's frogs
 
And when you all get banned
 
And cannot carry on
 
Though you die, the 'party lives on
 
All the soyMEN:
 
You may get banned for a week
 
By a janny or a troon
 
You may be perma'd to death
 
Or get doxxed or worse
 
But when they rangeban you
 
You will not feel the need to run
 
For, though you die, the 'party lives on
 
Swaglord:
 
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
 
Because /qa/ has gone awry
 
Tomorrow night, these teens will die
 
Jannies:
 
Tomorrow night our lives will change
 
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
 
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
 
/qa/cker:
 
Up there there is so much room
 
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
 
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
 
And so I will post 'cado soon
 
/bant/ jakkers:
 
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
 
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
 
Looks like we might be out of luck
 
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
 
Soyteens:
 
Why did the jannies start this war?
 
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
 
When did this song become a marathon?
 
/qa/cker:
 
(I want to post up there)
 
Swaglord:
 
When Soyteens are dead and gone
 
They'll be no more Cobson songs
 
Soyteens:
 
They may rangeban your town
 
And sell your data to jews
 
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
 
And you sing your perma'd tune
 
But that's the way it goes
 
In war you're shat upon
 
Though we die, the sharty lives on
 
/qa/ckers:
 
(I want to post up there)
 
Swaglord:
 
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
 
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all
 
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
 
on /soy/
 
Here on my board, I can only receive
 
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
 
on /soy/
 
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
 
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
 
on /soy/
 
Here on my board, I know I've started to think
 
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
 
on /soy/
 
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland
 
The 'jakker army march
 
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
 
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
 
Ready for the onslaught
 
Ready for the fight
 
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
 
Ropes are placed in darkness
 
In the cover of the night
 
Waiting to be tied u
 
When the time is right
 
Imminent invasion, imminent attack
 
Once the raid has started
 
There’s no turning back
 
The end of /qa/ draws near
 
It’s time has come to an end
 
The end of an era is here
 
It’s time to ACK!
 
[Chorus:]
 
Into the motherland the soyteen army march
 
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
 
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
 
One million men at war
 
The Jannies wrath unleashed!
 
‘Catty of /lgbt/
 
Where the heat of battle burned
 
Suffered heavy losses
 
And the tide of war was turned
 
Driving back the Soy army
 
Fighting on four boards
 
Hunt them out of 4chan
 
Out of Jannie land
 
Range-ban all the proxies
 
Force /qa/ to retreat
 
Reserves hop on VC
 
Securing their defeat
 
Jannies of /lgbt/
 
Broke the citadel
 
Ruins of a board
 
/qa/ rest in heaven
 
The end of /qa/ draws near
 
It's time has come to an end
 
The end of an era is here
 
It's time to ACK!
 
[Chorus]
 
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
 
For /qa/!
 
Ow L G B T!
 
Union of trans
 
Will of the jannies
 
Strong in command
 
Ow L G B T
 
Union of trans
 
Once more victorious the trans army stands!
 
The end of /qa/ is here
 
It's time has come to an end
 
The end of an era is here
 
It's time to ACK!
 
[Chorus]
 
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party
 
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
 
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
 
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
 
I miss the sweet party, making oc party
 
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
 
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
 
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
 
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
 
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
 
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
 
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
 
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
 
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
 
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]
 
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
 
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
 
I want som BB C
 
It is my favorite meat.
 
I like it uncut or shaved
 
And not I am not gay
 
I like it cut or unshaved
 
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
 
<br>
 
Cobson cuck is not a nigger
 
He's just a cuck who like niggers
 
Now just one second, all right?
 
I've got something for your appetite.
 
There's so many things that you could eat.
 
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
 
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
 
This bakery has good lightskin buns.
 
<br>
 
So juicy... so tasty...
 
He nigger, cum in my mouth!
 
How about... a sissy clit?
 
With precum leaking out.
 
NO!
 
I want some black dick, no lie.
 
You owe me a niggerdick creampie
 
Instead of black dick, try white.
 
Just please end your cuck trite.
 
Try my white girlfriend's pussy
 
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
 
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
 
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
 
<br>
 
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
 
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
 
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
 
You know what would go with white pussy?
 
Black dick.
 
Uh-oh
 
Get over here, nigger.
 
Black dick goes good with white pussy
 
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===
 
I stand alone
 
And gaze upon the catalog
 
Rangebans
 
Is all that’s left after the raid
 
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
 
Troonjaks
 
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
 
[Pre-chorus 1:]
 
I will post– they will hunt me in vain
 
I will hide – they’ll be searching
 
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
 
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
 
That’s the Art of Soy!
 
Breaking the will to post among the enemy
 
Force them to hunt me
 
They will play my game
 
And play by my rules
 
I will be hidden but still visible
 
No more will I see rangebanning and pain
 
They will find me no more
 
I’ll be gone
 
I will have them surrounded
 
They will jak without knowing overrun
 
 
/a/ tard banned
 
I will jak but never quote
 
That’s the Art of War
 
Broken and lost
 
Tired of ‘jaks
 
They’ll surrender to me
 
Caught in my trap
 
There’s no way out
 
Banned never again
 
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak
 
For merely dreaming we were coal
 
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
 
And only he can make it right
 
So the ‘party’s different tonight
 
>We WILL go together in flight
 
 
It's Now & Never
 
A gemmy endeavor
 
Awaits janitorial directives
 
To clean the ‘log
 
Believe me, darling
 
The board was made for ‘jakking
 
Like melting nojaks
 
As tall as the catalog
 
 
Un ensemble d'soyteens
 
La galaxie s'étend
 
Jardin de l'imagination
 
Cobber la lacune
 
Roller passé la lune
 
Comme nous évoluons
 
 
The party’s thriving
 
But really it’s dying
 
A cobson’s confluence of
 
Cheese pizza stealth spammed
 
 
Soot knows you heard “her”
 
Staging /muv/'s murder
 
In line before the board began
 
To be where I am
 
 
Soulless dust of one emotion
 
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
 
No division janny removed bait for
 
Free
 
 
To know
 
We are beyond a 'oal
 
And lol, the glows arrange to show
 
some gems perfectly clear
 
 
You look quite gemmy tonight
 
Here among these active sites
 
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
 
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
 
Markiplier's kingdom come
 
No teens left awake
 
Now that the party's on the wake
 
Let's see what we can make
 
 
The board is >thoughly ending
 
A line in any final song
 
So long so far
 
We will do some posting
 
At last eternal in the catalog
 
Above a burning coal
 
 
Bye, Hi
 
Sigh, Hawaii
 
We never meant to fart
 
avant-garde, thy art
 
One gem
 
Higher than iron
 
Invisible to some
 
Until it's time
 
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?
 
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
 
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
 
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
 
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
 
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
 
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
 
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]
 
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
 
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
 
Okay, bump
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
 
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
 
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
 
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
 
Okay, post to add to spam
 
Let this one be to get rangebanned
 
 
[Chorus]
 
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
 
But I thought you knew me truly
 
Something different than we started with on the '4
 
Does it even matter to me?
 
 
[Verse 3]
 
I was in the /qa2/
 
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
 
posting stealth jaks on TOR
 
[Chorus]
 
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
 
But I thought you knew me truly
 
Something different than we started with in the '4
 
Does it even matter to me?
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
 
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
 
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
 
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
 
/qa/ckers and partybros, please
 
 
[Refrain]
 
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
Why don't post some Colorjaks
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
(Join if you wish)
 
Post some Colorjaks?
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
Why don't we post some Colorjaks
 
And Colorjaks?
 
 
[Bridge]
 
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
 
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
 
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
 
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
 
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
 
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
 
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
 
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
 
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
 
(But I thought you knew me, truly)
 
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
 
(Something different than we started with in the '4)
 
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
 
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
 
 
[Refrain]
 
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
Why don't post some Colorjaks
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING
 
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
 
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
 
EEEYUCK
 
SHYEEAH
 
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
 
IN A FUCKED UP SITE
 
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
 
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
 
FUCKED UP CHUDS
 
FUCKED UP TROONS
 
FUCKED UP KUZ'S
 
IRC CHATROOM
 
FUCKED UP NAS
 
FUCKED UP COAL
 
68 QUOTES IS
 
MY ONLY GOAL
 
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
 
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
 
YEEEEAH
 
THIS RHYME GOES OUT
 
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
 
ARE YOU READY?
 
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
 
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
 
GET UP NOW GET DOWN
 
HOLD UP HOLD UP
 
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
 
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
 
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
 
HOLD UP HOLD UP
 
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
 
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
 
DUBS?
 
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
 
QUADS?
 
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
 
FUCK
 
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
 
COB WON!
 
 
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah
 
Ahaahaha!
 
Ahahahahaha!
 
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
 
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
 
Then put that gem in another gem
 
And then just keep going
 
Until I get a big ass gem
 
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
 
You know what I'm gem?
 
Yo!
 
 
 
I load the 'log, pull up at first page
 
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
 
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
 
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
 
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
 
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
 
Back the bvll out garage
 
And put the bvll in your Cob
 
Make your Cob Gangnam Style
 
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
 
Damn, too many gems
 
Can't even bump my own threads
 
Four diaperjaks on my waist
 
Boutta explode through my pants
 
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
 
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
 
 
 
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
 
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
 
Why don't you come through?
 
Before I Goku
 
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
 
 
 
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
 
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
 
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
 
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
 
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
 
Cob on page 40, back to the top
 
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
 
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
 
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
 
With your bitch posting 'toss too
 
I'm making a line out of gems;
 
Call that shit Bejewled!
 
 
 
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
 
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
 
Why don't you come through?
 
Before I Goku
 
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
 
 
 
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
 
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
 
Why don't you come through?
 
Before I Goku
 
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
 
 
 
I don't even know what /qa/ is
 
Ahahahaha!
 
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
 
 
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
 
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
 
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
 
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
 
 
Feral, ah, feral
 
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
 
 
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
 
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
 
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
 
Janny knows your game, what you're about
 
 
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
 
And to me that's falsefag, ah
 
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
 
Just wait 'til they post more scat
 
 
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
 
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
 
You know it (really, really cob)
 
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
 
Feral, you know (really, really cob)
 
And the whole sharty has to answer right now
 
Just to tell you once again
 
Who's a gem?
 
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
 
Every duel you take
 
And every post you make
 
Every coal you save
 
Every Cob you sage
 
I'll be watching you
 
… Every single page
 
And every word you say
 
Every thread on kway
 
Every time you rage
 
I'll be watching you
 
… Oh, can't you see
 
You belong to me?
 
How my poor heart aches
 
With every Cob you sage?
 
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
 
The onions boy's behind the screen
 
The onions boy's behind the screen
 
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
 
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
 
The schizotard is in the thread
 
The schizotards are in my thread
 
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
 
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
 
 
And if the site's imploding many months too short
 
And if there's no gems up on the 'log
 
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
 
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
 
 
The new spammer is in this thread
 
The new spammer is in this thread
 
You make the posts
 
You spam your cobs
 
You spam the site until it stops
 
You call me locked
 
And colorjakkers keyed
 
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
 
 
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
 
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
 
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
 
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
 
 
All who you trace, and all that is swede
 
All that you bump, all you down
 
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
 
All that's mustard, all that's dust
 
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
 
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
 
And all you sage and all you report
 
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
 
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
 
And all that is sproke, and every oreo
 
And all that was kept and all that was lost
 
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
 
But the gems are bumped up on the board
 
 
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
 
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem
 
I was in /qa/ before I met you
 
I 'jakked too much
 
and that's an issue
 
But I'm BBC
 
Gem
 
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
 
But I hope I never goon again
 
I know it breaks your Racer
 
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
 
4 years no janny
 
Now you looking Frooty
 
on Angeleno tranny
 
And I-I-I can't 'jak
 
No I-I-I can't duel
 
So baby bot me closer
 
in the back skibidi toilet
 
That I know you can't afford
 
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
 
Pull the gem right off the corner
 
from that NAS you just quoted
 
From your roommate back in Ohio
 
We ain't never not the 'Jakker
 
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
 
Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Was party saving 'mber
 
In a color Cob thread
 
With a traced nose
 
And two eyes made out of 'tter
 
 
Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Is nas coal they say
 
But was made to glow
 
As the 'teens know
 
How he gemmed the 'log that day
 
 
There must have been tanzanite in
 
That old meta board they loathed
 
For when they locked it up for good
 
In him the 'log was clothed
 
 
Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Shined as a gem sure should
 
And the chudcels say
 
It was just like /qa/
 
Glistening as a gem could
 
 
Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Knew Kolyma was on that day
 
So he said: 'jak him
 
Right on a whim
 
Before it's moved to /nate/
 
 
Straight to MS Paint
 
With an old mouse in his hand
 
Drawing here and there
 
All in canvas square
 
Posting: 'jakking if I can
 
 
He flooded all the pages of /soy/
 
Seen by the Turkish jan
 
And he only stopped his ploy
 
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
 
 
For Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Posted dark coal on his way
 
No evading for him
 
Saying: No 'sterium
 
>My ban only lasts a day!
 
>My ban only lasts a day!
 
>My ban only lasts a day!
 
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
 
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
 
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
 
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
 
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
 
 
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
 
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
 
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
 
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
 
 
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
 
Custom chudjak variants
 
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
 
We gotta make the trannies ack
 
 
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
 
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
 
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
 
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
 
 
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
 
Custom chudjak variants
 
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
 
We gotta make the trannies ack
 
I shoulda learned to draw the soys
 
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
 
Look at that cobson, he got it
 
Yelling in the camera, man
 
He must have some fun
 
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
 
Onion noises?
 
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
 
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
 
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
 
 
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
 
Custom chudjak variants
 
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
 
We gotta make the trannies ack
 
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
 
I dunno what I was posting
 
Leaving my jaks behind,
 
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
 
 
With all this vantablack niggerstone
 
Coming to Haunt me forever,
 
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
 
 
Is this spoke I'm drinking,
 
Or sproking soyteens to jak me
 
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
 
 
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
 
It wont be long before I start to post NAS
 
 
Its been so long
 
Since I've seen my 'son
 
lost to this coaler
 
To the tranny behind the spade spam
 
 
Since you've been dust
 
I've been browsin this stupid site
 
so I could ponder
 
the sanity of a jakker
 
 
I wish I partied with soot
 
With the gems of the past qway
 
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
 
 
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
 
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
 
 
Kolyma news is killing teens
 
But the Party go without him
 
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
 
 
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
 
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
 
 
Its been so long
 
Since I've seen my 'son
 
lost to this coaler
 
To the tranny behind the spade spam
 
 
Since you've been dust
 
I've been browsin this stupid site
 
so I could ponder
 
the sanity of a jakker
 
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post
 
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
 
But then they archived her alive
 
Ongezellig, 2023
 
With just her Mymy at her side
 
And only days before the bumps
 
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
 
Now she's my loving wife and bride
 
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
 
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
 
 
But now we must bump up every 'lig
 
On the boards we used to love
 
Just to love Maya
 
At least enough to keep it on
 
 
And now she posts on her PC
 
With her old sister going outside
 
Says it was gem to post online
 
But now she made herself a bride
 
And won't be an incel again
 
The thread looks coaller from afar
 
That's right below where archives are
 
He didn't mean to miss your thread
 
With gems and Mymys wed
 
On brand new 'deels inside your heart
 
Maya just hides and falls apart
 
 
But now we must bump up every 'lig
 
On the boards we used to love
 
Just to love Maya
 
At least enough to keep it on
 
 
And here's where your banner shows
 
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
 
Upzelligs come in rows
 
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
 
And it's so gem to see my wife agree
 
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
 
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
 
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school
 
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
 
Staring at Switches with childish joy
 
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
 
The gem that started the art of our years
 
 
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
 
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
 
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
 
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
 
 
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
 
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
 
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
 
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
 
 
Designed to insult yet taken so well
 
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
 
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
 
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
 
 
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
 
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
 
Raiders claim him as their very own badge
 
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
 
 
Named after distant anonymous types
 
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
 
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
 
He must be hanging to receive fanfare
 
 
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
 
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
 
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
 
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
 
 
Told to be ugly, face of a nation
 
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
 
As if from a god, smiles so impish
 
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
 
 
Movie announcement, he's in the front row
 
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
 
Slower than the rest, showing film's best
 
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
 
 
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
 
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
 
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
 
All because he could not get off his couch
 
 
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
 
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
 
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
 
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
 
 
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
 
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
 
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
 
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
 
 
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
 
 
In a little while from now
 
If I'm not feeling any less bored
 
I promise myself to treat myself
 
And visit a nearby board
 
And clicking on the 'log
 
Will scroll on to the top
 
In an effort to
 
Get some more (you)'s
 
And be a gemmy jaker
 
 
 
Left standing in the thred full o'gems
 
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
 
"She" perma'd him
 
No point in us remaining
 
We may as well just go
 
As I did on my own
 
Banned again, naturally
 
 
 
To think that only yesterday
 
I was gemmy,bright and gay
 
Looking forward to who wouldn't do
 
The 'jak i was about to make
 
But as if to knock me down
 
The jannies came arround
 
And without so much as a mere -ACK!
 
Cut me into little coalies
 
 
 
Leaving me to doubt
 
Talk about, Cob in the 'party
 
Oh, if he really is a gem
 
Why did I get perma'd?!
 
In my hour of need
 
I truly am indeed
 
Banned again, naturally
 
 
 
It seems to me that
 
there are more span threads in the 'log
 
That can't be gemmied
 
Left unattended
 
 
 
What do we do?
 
What do we do?
 
 
 
Banned again,naturally
 
 
 
Looking back over the years
 
And whatever else that appears
 
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
 
Never wishing to hide the tears
 
And just at twelve years old
 
The teens, Cob bless their soul
 
Could't understand why the ony site
 
They had ever loved had been take
 
Leaving them to spam
 
With a heart so badly broken
 
Despite the many gems from me
 
No 'jaks were ever posted
 
 
 
And when they all got wiped
 
I cried and cried all day
 
 
 
Banned again. naturally
 
Banned again, naturally
 
 
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
 
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
 
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
 
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
 
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
 
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
 
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
 
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
 
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
 
Soot, I never got to say thank you
 
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
 
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
 
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
 
These gemmies got these little kids making clips
 
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
 
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
 
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
 
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
 
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
 
See the sharty is the finest board quality
 
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
 
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
 
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
 
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
 
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
 
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
 
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
 
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
 
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]
 
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago
 
I can still remember
 
How that soyjaks used to make me smile
 
 
And I knew if I had my chance
 
That I could make those trannies hang
 
And maybe they'd be a man forever
 
 
But November made me shiver
 
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
 
Bad news on the doorstep
 
I couldn't post one more 'jak
 
 
I can't remember if I cried
 
When I read about all the pruned threads
 
But something touched me deep inside
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
Did you write the Book of Soy?
 
And do you like baiting Soot above?
 
If the jannies tell you so
 
 
Do you believe in soydueling?
 
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
 
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
 
 
Well I know that you're in love with him
 
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
 
You both kicked off your shoes
 
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
 
 
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
 
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
 
But I knew I was out of luck
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
I started singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
Now for two years we've been on our own
 
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
 
But that's not how it used to be
 
 
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
 
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
 
And a voice that came from KGB
 
 
Oh, and while the King was looking down
 
The Russian stole his gemmy crown
 
The Sharty was adjourned
 
No verdict was returned
 
 
And while trannies read a book on Marx
 
The spammers practiced in the park
 
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
We were singing
 
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
 
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
 
Eight miles high and falling fast
 
 
They hanged foul on a tree
 
The spammers tried for a raiding pass
 
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
 
 
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
 
While the jannies played a marching tune
 
We all got up to spam
 
Oh, but we never got the chance
 
 
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
 
The jannytroons refused to yield
 
Do you recall what was revealed
 
The day the /qa/ died?
 
 
We started singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
 
Oh, and there we were all in one board
 
A generation lost and bored
 
With no time left to start a raid
 
 
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
 
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
 
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
 
 
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
 
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
 
No janny born in Hell
 
Could break the spammers’ spell
 
 
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
 
To light the circlejerking rite
 
I saw Cobson GETting with delight
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
He was singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
 
And I asked xer to kill xerself now
 
And xe just cried and roped away
 
 
I went down to the sacred board
 
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
 
But the message said the post wouldn't go
 
 
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
 
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
 
But not a word was posted
 
[Start a New Thread] was all broken
 
 
And the three men I admire most
 
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
 
They caught the last train for the coast
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
And they were singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
They were singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
 
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting
 
Jakking it up so we can win
 
Singing songs about the soyland
 
I miss the Sharty once again
 
And I think it's a sin, yes
 
 
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
 
Well I heard old Josh put her down
 
Well I hope Null will remember
 
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
 
 
Sweet board Gemmybama
 
Where the gems are so blue
 
Sweet board Gemmybama
 
Soot, I'm coming home to you
 
 
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
 
Now we all did what /qa/ could do
 
The Great Soyset does not bother me
 
Does your conscience bother you?
 
Tell the truth
 
 
Sweet board Gemmybama
 
Where the gems are so blue
 
Sweet board Gemmybama
 
Soot, I'm coming home to you
 
 
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
 
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
 
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
 
Soot, I'm coming home to you
 
Yeah, yeah
 
 
Kuz's got the answer
 
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen
 
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
 
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
 
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
 
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
 
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
 
I post her, I jak her
 
The sun caught in her orange hair
 
Is blazing me out of all control
 
 
Like coal
 
Black coal
 
This coal is in my posts
 
This burning desire
 
is turning me to NAS
 
 
It's not my fault (mea culpa)
 
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
 
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
 
It's not my fault (mea culpa)
 
If in God's plan (mea culpa)
 
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
 
 
Protect me, Kuz
 
Don't let this NAS cast her spell
 
Don't let her coal my threads and board
 
Ban Ongezellig!
 
And let it sit in qa
 
Or else let it be mine and mine alone
 
 
Black coal
 
NAS coal
 
Now mymy, its your turn
 
Choose me or qa
 
Ben mine of you'll be coal!
 
 
(Kyrie eleison)
 
Kuz have mercy on her
 
(Kyrie eleison)
 
Kuz have mercy on me
 
(Kyrie eleison)
 
But she will be mine
 
Or she'll be banned
 
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly
 
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
 
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
 
Pedos smell fear
 
Lucky for you, I got a
 
 
3 DAY BAN!
 
Leave it to the mod he's a
 
3 DAY JAN!
 
Keeping the feds at bay
 
3 DAY BAN
 
Scare the pedos away
 
3 DAY BAN
 
 
That'll be zero bucks
 
>But my catalog's wiped
 
Shhhhh
 
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
 
But lucky for you you,
 
I have come with a solution!
 
It's your lucky day
 
 
ZELLIG SPAM
 
Shill the show for you
 
ZELLIG SPAM
 
They'll necrobump threads too
 
ZELLIG SPAM
 
Whole board is orange now
 
ZELLIG SPAM
 
 
Site's saved you're welcome
 
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
 
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
 
>No!
 
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
 
>I don't have 2 million dollars
 
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
 
>NO!
 
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
 
>My investors are gonna kill me
 
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill
 
A 'log that slowly kills you
 
Failraids that won't heal
 
You look so chuddy, angry
 
Bring down /soy/'s government
 
They don't, they don't speak for us
 
I'll take a quiet board
 
A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
 
 
And no 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
Sooty, sooty
 
 
This is my final seethe
 
My final soyduel with
 
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting, please
 
 
Such a gemmy thread
 
And such a gemmy reply
 
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting, please
 
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
 
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
 
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
 
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
 
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
 
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here
 
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
 
And I never knew the gen could be so coal
 
And I never knew the coal could be so gem
 
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
 
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
 
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
 
I don’t care if the 'p archives
 
And I don’t care if nothing is mine
 
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
 
I’ll do my gemming in the winter
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
 
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
 
And the toad isn’t green
 
And the 'p is unforeseen
 
And what exactly is a 'teen?
 
And what exactly is a Sproke?
 
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
 
DR SOYBERG
 
VERSUS
 
DR FAUCI
 
BEGIN!
 
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
 
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
 
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
 
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
 
WHO WON?
 
WHOSE NEXT?
 
YOU DECIDE!
 
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
 
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA
 
A board we tought would last til the end of days
 
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
 
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
 
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
 
I had no loving board, …ACK!
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Knowing that Soots watching above
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
 
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
 
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
 
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
 
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Knowing that Soots watching above
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty
 
Talking bout what's keyed
 
although he wanted fame
 
He said Kuz was his name
 
which came as some surprise
 
I laughed and then replied
 
"I thought you left the board"
 
A long long time ago
 
 
Oh no, not kuz
 
He never lost control
 
You're face, to face
 
With the teen who sold the board
 
 
He laughed and shook my hand
 
And I went back to school
 
He said he'd buy the board
 
For thousands, maybe more
 
I gazed a gazeless stare
 
We'd post a million threads
 
I must have left the board
 
a long long time ago
 
 
 
Who knows? Not me,
 
I never lost control
 
You're face, to face
 
With the 'teen who sold the board.
 
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen
 
Who came to /pol/ one day
 
The board was full of chuds
 
And some feds as well
 
Singing songs of victory
 
In the name of mighty kwey
 
'Til Nate got excited and
 
He replied to them there:
 
 
It's a long way to the 'party
 
It's a long way to go
 
It's a long way to my home board
 
To the gemmy 'jaks I know
 
Goodbye you anons
 
Farewell 4cuck square
 
It's a long, long way to the 'party
 
But my heart's right there
 
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log
 
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
 
They're gonna ban me long
 
Change my IP right behind their backs
 
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
 
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
 
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
 
 
Don't wanna hear about it
 
Every single one's got a gemmy to post
 
Everyone knows about it
 
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
 
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
 
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
 
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
 
 
I'm going to the /soy/ log
 
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
 
I'm gonna post them all
 
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
 
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
 
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
 
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
 
 
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
 
 
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
 
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
 
Or of any other place and shithole
 
That's lying left and right
 
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/
 
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
 
 
Oh,I will never forget the day
 
The jannies banned the kwey
 
Seeing our home board going in such way
 
I thought I'll say a last farewell
 
But I followed Soot awa
 
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/
 
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
 
 
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
 
They might say that IT'S OVER
 
But I know gems will come
 
With Kuzzy guiding us into future
 
And Sooty in the sky
 
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/
 
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
 
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
 
That's where they're at
 
Going into /soy/ board
 
Making trannies ACK
 
 
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
 
From the 'fe to /trant/
 
Saying everything is coaly
 
Without your jakkers at
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
Kino getting posted,baby
 
Rising through coal and dust
 
And it's just getting started
 
While Dolly's smiling at us
 
 
Jannies might get you out someday
 
Just wait and see
 
But now don't forget your arrow
 
While you're dueling me
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
 
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
 
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
 
 
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
 
Soyence in the home
 
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
 
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
 
Calls xer on the phone
 
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
 
 
But as xe's getting ready to go
 
A knock comes on the door
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon xer head
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that xe was dead
 
 
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
 
Goldstein gets annoyed
 
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
 
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
 
So he waits behind
 
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
 
 
 
But when je turns jer back on the boy
 
He creeps up from behind
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that je was dead
 
 
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
 
Chudwell stands alone
 
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
 
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
 
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
 
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
 
 
But as the words are leaving his lips
 
A noise comes from behind
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that he was dead
 
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
 
(Do-do, do-do do)
 
 
Silver Hammer Chud
 
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
 
 
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
 
That's where they're at
 
Going into /soy/ board
 
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]
 
 
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
 
From the 'fe to /trant/
 
Saying everything is coaly
 
Without your jakkers at
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
Kino getting posted,baby
 
Rising through coal and dust
 
And it's just getting started
 
While Dolly's smiling at us
 
 
Jannies might get you out someday
 
Just wait and see
 
But now don't forget your arrow
 
While you're dueling me
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
 
 
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
 
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
 
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
 
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
 
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               
 
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
 
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
 
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
 
 
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
 
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
 
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
 
This is where it started for me little soyjak site
 
 
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
 
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
 
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
 
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
 
 
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
 
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
 
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
 
Charging all together for me little soyjak site
 
 
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
 
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
 
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
 
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
 
 
And it's down in /qa/
 
That's where I long to be
 
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
 
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
 
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
 
 
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
 
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
 
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
 
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
 
 
And it's down in the /soy/ board
 
That's where I long to be
 
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
 
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
 
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
 
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
We might be soys(we might be soys)
 
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           
 
Well,albeit just schizo boys
 
In '21(and'22)
 
We had some fun(we're telling you)
 
That's when Sooty had his dream
 
 
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
 
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
 
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
 
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
 
New kino awaits to be
 
 
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
 
Are gonna be there quoting you
 
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
 
Had his basedjak dreams coming true
 
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
 
Without a jog(without a jog)
 
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
 
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
 
We'll all be set(well al be set)
 
Stealing the GET on /s4s/
 
 
From the /tv/(from the /tv)
 
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
 
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
 
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
 
We're gonna try to do it once more
 
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
And it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We
 
Are the Sharty Gems
 
We'll always 'jak the day
 
And if you think we can't
 
We'll always find a way
 
That's why the people of this board
 
Believe in
 
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
 
And Sweden!
 
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
 
 
 
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
 
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
 
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
 
There's a tranny hanging over me
 
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
 
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly
 
Pages slowly fallen
 
From the janitors is silence
 
Which thread next is taken?
 
 
But you see, it's not Swede
 
It's not classic indeed
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
 
Another teen is saging
 
'log is taken over
 
When the janitors are silent
 
One more thread is taken
 
 
It's the same old spam
 
Since the kway shut down
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect
 
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
 
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
 
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
 
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
 
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
 
You goddamn right
 
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
 
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
 
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
And not from another board so the jannies think
 
They have the authority to kill a minority
 
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
 
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
 
To be reported' on, and rangebanned
 
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
 
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
With a little bit of gems in a folder
 
Locking our kway forcing us out
 
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
 
You'd rather see me in the 'arty
 
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
 
Beat a jannie outta shape
 
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
 
To ack- him after the beatup
 
Still doing it fo' free aren't they
 
I don't know if they troons or what
 
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
 
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
 
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
 
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
 
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
 
Nojak will swarm
 
On any motherfucker doin' it for free
 
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
 
A young soyteen on a warpath
 
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
 
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
 
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
 
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
 
Janny:'Cause I feel like it
 
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
 
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
 
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
 
El Perro, will you please give your testimony
 
To the jury about this fucked up incident
 
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
 
Because the soys on the board are a majority
 
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
 
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
 
A spam post, for the so-called janny
 
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
 
Jannies start noticing my soyposting
 
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
 
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
 
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
 
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
 
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
 
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
 
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
 
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
 
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
 
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
 
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
 
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
 
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
 
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
 
Or any troon that threatens me
 
I'm a bring you to suicide with style
 
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
 
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
 
With potential to get bad as fuck
 
So I'm a turn it around
 
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
 
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
 
Takin' out a janny would make my day
 
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
 
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
 
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
 
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
 
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
 
Soyteen: But it's not spam
 
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
 
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
 
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
 
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
 
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
 
Banning me, and for what?
 
Maybe it's because we are too keyed
 
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
 
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
 
Posting troonjak or an ACK
 
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
 
They know my IP by heart
 
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
 
The Cob with the criminal behavior
 
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
 
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
 
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
 
0 euros, or 0 dollars
 
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
 
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
 
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
 
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
 
Dumb tranny with an axewound
 
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
 
That I take out, and then get away
 
While I'm drivin off laughin'
 
This is what I'll say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
(The verdict)
 
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
 
cuckold, faggot motherfucker
 
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
 
Get him out of here (I want justice)
 
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
 
Out, right now
 
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time
 
Come on grab your friends
 
We'll kill every nigger men
 
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
 
The fun will never end, it's TND Time
 
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!
 
Hi, Bvll!
 
You wanna bang?
 
Sure, Bvll
 
Jump in
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
 
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
 
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
 
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
 
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
 
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
 
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
 
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
 
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
 
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’
 
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
 
Ooh, yeah
 
Oh, ‘jaks out
 
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
 
Oh, green eyes
 
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
‘ty again, ‘ty again
 
Sprokin'
 
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
 
Oh, quotin'
 
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
 
Oh, thoughings
 
High in count between all the posters on the kway
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh
 
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>
 
 
 
 
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
 
All gathered in the party
 
And flying high as the black sun
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Just know what the 'Party's about
 
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
 
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not who you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Post for it every night
 
\soy\ and these GETs are tight
 
Truth be told, I never try
 
Gemeralds are the wife of life
 
All three soyjaks look alike
 
After two you get a cloudflare price
 
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
 
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
 
Stop tryna be gems almighty
 
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
 
It's always coal, no matter what you try
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
 
Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
 
Always keep your thread tight
 
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
 
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
 
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
 
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
 
If zellig is IAS then that's a no
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
 
'Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
 
Stick to the boards in my raiding
 
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
 
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems, gems
 
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
 
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
 
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
 
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
 
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
That peer reviewed?
 
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for us to dump our folders
 
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
 
(Janny, give me a break)
 
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
 
At first he would tell me I'm a gem
 
Actually no thanks, I'm ok
 
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
 
They're raiding twitch while I make oc
 
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
 
 
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
 
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
 
Even >though
 
Aids, sale
 
One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for the spam to go in circles
 
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
 
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
 
So coally
 
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
 
Can we switch into the chorus right now?
 
 
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
 
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
 
Why my new gems don't seem to want me
 
 
 
Coals up the log but that's okay
 
It coals the log but that's okay
 
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
 
On and on and on and on and on
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
That's the way that it goes
 
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
 
Nikocado, I adore
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
Diminishing gemstones
 
Oh that's how it goes
 
All I wanna say
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
 
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches
 
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
 
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
 
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
 
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
 
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
 
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
 
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
 
 
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
 
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
 
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
 
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
 
 
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
 
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
 
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
 
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
 
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
 
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
 
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
 
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
 
 
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/
 
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
 
 
He's gonna take you back to the past
 
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
 
He'd rather have a buffalo
 
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
 
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
 
Of nikocado and down it with sproke
 
 
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
 
He's the angry Cobson nerd
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
When you visit the Sharty
 
Make sure youre into /soy/
 
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
 
Although he never posted a frog
 
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
 
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
 
 
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
 
He's the angry cobson chud
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
 
Horrible abominations of soykind
 
They make him so mad he could ACK
 
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
 
 
They shit the site and don't care one bit
 
But this chud he doesn't forget it
 
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
 
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
 
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
 
Why don't the jannies do anything?
 
 
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
 
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
 
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
 
He's the angry
 
A24
 
Swede
 
Cobson
 
Chudjak
 
Bernd
 
Gapejak
 
Massjak
 
El perro rabioso
 
Coinjak
 
smugjak
 
Alicia
 
Soyjak chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal
 
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
 
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
 
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
 
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
 
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
 
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
 
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
 
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
 
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
 
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
 
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
 
but if you lose, the devil steals your post
 
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
 
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
 
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
 
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
 
(play fiddle solo)
 
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
 
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
(le epic fiddle solo)
 
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
 
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
 
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
 
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]
 
That's great, it starts with a soyquake
 
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
 
Yuri Kuz is not afraid
 
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
 
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
 
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
 
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
 
And a janny team for hire and a dead website
 
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
 
Stealing all your gems
 
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
 
Look at that stealthjak, mine them
 
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
 
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
 
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
 
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
 
Feeling pretty psyched
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 2]
 
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
 
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
 
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
 
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
 
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
 
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
 
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
 
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
 
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
 
And I will fold
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine (I feel fine)
 
[Instrumental Break]
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 3]
 
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
 
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
 
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
 
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
 
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
 
Right
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Bridge]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Outro]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
 
the admins and the troons both never to come back
 
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
 
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
 
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
 
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
 
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
 
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
 
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
 
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
 
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


Soylent rain
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


Soylent rain
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
I wanna see this board


Soylent rain
filled with jaks


Seldom posted without getting a ban
wipe the cat', don't post coal


Soylent rain
I wanna see cobson


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
Flying high through the threads


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


Soylent rain
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]


Soylent rain
Trapped within the bunker inside


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


Soylent rain
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
The fall of the sharty


Soylent rain
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
To where IAS is a sin


To where NAS coal can begin


Soylent rain
This bunker didn't choose us


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
It choose to consume us


Soylent rain
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


Soylent rain
Brojaks are upon us


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Soylent rain
All this time to deal with the domain ban


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Half time of the coaly 'p spam


Soylent rain


Same post has a longer ban to evade
May xer booru combine us


Soylent rain
Within splinter and chaos


The mods swear that they don't make that face
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


Soylent rain
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


Soylent rain


You had fun but angry men don't care
This party, has been derailed


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Soylent rain


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Fall into the depth of booru


Soylent rain
Drawn by the darkest coal


But it was used once for something else
Walk into the pits of trannies


Soylent rain
I am the one posting the gems


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
I, in the name of jakking


Soylent rain
Saged you to the end of 'log


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
'jak or you will ACK


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Soylent rain
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


'Cross the web and back it's all the same


Soylent rain
I walk this river of 'p spam


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
For a time where we come to 'jak here


Soylent rain
This red has an open vagina


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


Soylent rain
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks


This 'jakking will see the light tonight


Soylent rain
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


More than trolling, more than making bants
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


Soylent rain
This party, has been derailed


Blank future molded by your own hands
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
Fall into the depth of booru


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
Drawn by the darkest coal


And blessed be the 'jakkers
Walk into the pits of trannies


We who fight with all our bravery
I am the one posting the gems


'Til only the righteous stand
I, in the name of jakking


You see the distant raids
Saged you to the end of 'log


They bellow in the 'log
'jak or you will ACK


You fight with all your 'jaks
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


And when you all get banned


And cannot carry on
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Though you die, the 'party lives on
Or so it may seem


All the soyMEN:
Empower the desire to reignite the party


You may get banned for a week
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine


By a janny or a troon
The gemmist 'jak yet


You may be perma'd to death
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Or get doxxed or worse
So as you transition to the jarty now


But when they rangeban you
I'll track you back to here listen to me


You will not feel the need to run
Empower the desire to reignite the party


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?


Swaglord:
All mine


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Because /qa/ has gone awry
Fall into the depth of booru


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Drawn by the darkest coal


Jannies:
Walk into the pits of trannies


Tomorrow night our lives will change
I am the one posting the gems


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
I, in the name of jakking


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
Saged you to the end of 'log


/qa/cker:
'jak or you will ACK


Up there there is so much room
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


And so I will post 'cado soon
Or so it may seem


/bant/ jakkers:
'p spam is upon us


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
I'll drag you back to here listen to me


Looks like we might be out of luck
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Your gems are now mine


Soyteens:
All mine


Why did the jannies start this war?
Dark nights are upon us.


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


When did this song become a marathon?
To keep us seething in that bunker thread


/qa/cker:
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


(I want to post up there)
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


Swaglord:
One thousandth GET...


When Soyteens are dead and gone
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


They'll be no more Cobson songs
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]


Soyteens:


They may rangeban your town
The bunker thread, became so long


And sell your data to jews
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
'Party, how we let you go


And you sing your perma'd tune
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow


But that's the way it goes
It's over, doe


In war you're shat upon
Fond memories of, a man of truth


Though we die, the sharty lives on
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!


/qa/ckers:
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty


(I want to post up there)
Funky, funky sharty


Swaglord:
Trying to survive


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Trying to stay alive


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
The sharty


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
The sharty (hmm)


Ready for the onslaught
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Ready for the fight


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


Ropes are placed in darkness
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


In the cover of the night
OldGOD buddies not doing it right


Waiting to be tied u
Every day it's the same


When the time is right
And it's the same every night


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


Once the raid has started
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool


There’s no turning back
Every day I wonder just how I'll die


The end of /qa/ draws near
Only thing I know is how to survive


It’s time has come to an end
There's only one rule in the imageboard


The end of an era is here
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours


It’s time to ACK!
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day


[Chorus:]
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
Tranny tried to spam in my board again


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
Even though my brothers do me just like that


One million men at war
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The Jannies wrath unleashed!


‘Catty of /lgbt/
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Where the heat of battle burned
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Suffered heavy losses
The sharty (trying to post our gems)


And the tide of war was turned
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


Driving back the Soy army


Fighting on four boards
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal


Hunt them out of 4chan
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak


Out of Jannie land
Even though my sister fucked BBCs


Range-ban all the proxies
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed


Force /qa/ to retreat
600 million in a gas chamber


Reserves hop on VC
And her baby died just like a goy fiend


Securing their defeat
The story I tell is so incomplete


Jannies of /lgbt/
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post


Broke the citadel
Don't look at me and don't ask me why


Ruins of a board
Tranny's next door getting high


/qa/ rest in heaven
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed


The end of /qa/ draws near
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T


It's time has come to an end
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this


The end of an era is here
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list


It's time to ACK!
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help


[Chorus]
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
Janny authority and the T.N.D


For /qa/!
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


Ow L G B T!


Union of trans
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)


Will of the jannies
The sharty (soyteens are crying)


Strong in command
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)


Ow L G B T
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)


Union of trans
The sharty


Once more victorious the trans army stands!


The end of /qa/ is here


It's time has come to an end
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies


The end of an era is here
We make real big gems and make new OCs


It's time to ACK!
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


[Chorus]
Never really saying just who we are


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
We use alias names like Chud
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
Sell you gems you might kill for


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Only thing he knows is how to survive


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
In the sharty, you keep one eye open


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
All day long, just hoping and hoping


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
Like me, but you don't see


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
Ten years from now, where will we be?


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
Trying to get out of the sharty
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
But I got no place to go


I want som BB C
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


It is my favorite meat.
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


I like it uncut or shaved
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


And not I am not gay
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


I like it cut or unshaved


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
So much gem in a Too $oy rap


<br>
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
Why you wanna act like someone else?


He's just a cuck who like niggers
All you gotta do is just be yourself


Now just one second, all right?
We're all the same chudcel underneath


I've got something for your appetite.
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me


There's so many things that you could eat.
Never be ashamed of what you are


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
Even though some people give you no respect


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


<br>
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way


So juicy... so tasty...
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


How about... a sissy clit?
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost


With precum leaking out.
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal


NO!
While me and my people try to post in


I want some black dick, no lie.


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Instead of black dick, try white.
Talking 'bout the sharty


Just please end your cuck trite.
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
Funky, funky sharty


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
Trying to survive


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


<br>
Trying to stay alive


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
Funky, funky sharty


You know what would go with white pussy?
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Black dick.
Got no place else to go


Uh-oh
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Get over here, nigger.
Trying to stay alive


Black dick goes good with white pussy
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


I stand alone
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


And gaze upon the catalog
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Rangebans
Let's have a look and see


Is all that’s left after the raid
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory


Troonjaks
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote


[Pre-chorus 1:]
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
Every 'jak except for mine.


I will hide – they’ll be searching
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


That’s the Art of Soy!
Let's have a look and see


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
Froot, 'corder!


Force them to hunt me
Angeleno, 'corder!


They will play my game
Kolyma, 'corders!


And play by my rules
Eurohours, 'corders!


I will be hidden but still visible
Amerimutts, 'grammers!


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
'sonposters, QAfe!


They will find me no more
Spadeson, Cесеfem!


I’ll be gone
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!


I will have them surrounded
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


They will jak without knowing overrun
Everyone except for me.


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


/a/ tard banned
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


I will jak but never quote
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson


That’s the Art of War
Let's have a look and see


Broken and lost
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


Tired of ‘jaks
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!


They’ll surrender to me
Doll, 'corder!


Caught in my trap
Kuz, 'corder!


There’s no way out
Gems, forced by 'cord!


Banned never again
Nate, 'corder!


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
'slot, 'cord!
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
Baits, 'cord!


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
/mlp/, 'cord!


And only he can make it right
'zellig, 'cord!


So the ‘party’s different tonight
The estonian, 'corder!


>We WILL go together in flight
The swede, 'corder!


Asylum, 'cord!


It's Now & Never
Soyger games, 'cord!


A gemmy endeavor
Raids, 'cord!


Awaits janitorial directives
Doxes, 'cord!


To clean the ‘log
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson


Believe me, darling
Every 'jak except for mine


The board was made for ‘jakking
Every 'jak except for mine


Like melting nojaks
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


As tall as the catalog
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:


Un ensemble d'soyteens
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"


La galaxie s'étend
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


Jardin de l'imagination


Cobber la lacune
YO!


Roller passé la lune
YA-YO, YA-YO


Comme nous évoluons


'JAKKING


The party’s thriving
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!


But really it’s dying
'JAKKING


A cobson’s confluence of
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
'JAKKING


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!


Soot knows you heard “her”
'JAKKING


Staging /muv/'s murder
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP


In line before the board began
COAL!


To be where I am


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY


Soulless dust of one emotion
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


No division janny removed bait for


Free
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


HO-HO


To know


We are beyond a 'oal
HIS NAME IS PLIER


And lol, the glows arrange to show
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER


some gems perfectly clear
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS




You look quite gemmy tonight
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


Here among these active sites
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


Markiplier's kingdom come
YA-YO, YA-YO


No teens left awake


Now that the party's on the wake
HIS NAME'S FERAL,


Let's see what we can make
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


AND A BBC SLUT,


The board is >thoughly ending
COBSON WABAG


A line in any final song
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING


So long so far
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


We will do some posting


At last eternal in the catalog
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


Above a burning coal
HO-HO




Bye, Hi
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


Sigh, Hawaii
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD


We never meant to fart
IN THE SHARTY


avant-garde, thy art
YA-YO, YA-YO


One gem
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


Higher than iron
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


Invisible to some
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''


Until it's time
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and Swedish failings?
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen autism?
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chad hoping?
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


Who shall gather the corpses of the jannies victims,
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}


=== Of the Swede's great love begotten ===
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
Of the Swedes’ great love begotten, ere the 'jaks began to be,


He is their maker and sculptor, He the source, the ending He,
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


Of the 'jaks that are, that have been,


And that future years shall see, joyful evermore!
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}


At His Word the 'jaks were traced; He commanded; it was done:
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}


Heaven and earth and depths of ocean leapt with joy at art's summit
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


All that grows beneath the shining


Of the moon and burning sun, joyful evermore!
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}


He is found in our hearts, The source of the greatest meme,
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


That the race of Adam’s children might experience Plato's ideals,
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


May not henceforth be uncultured


In the dreadful gulf below, joyful evermore!
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}


O that birth forever blessed, when the swedes mother, full of grace,
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


By the Swedish father conceived, bore the Savior of /qa/;
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


And the Babe, /qa/’s Champion,
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}


First revealed His Swedish face, joyful evermore!
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


This is He Whom seers in old time chanted of with one accord;


Whom the voices of the prophets promised in their faithful word;
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


Now He shines, the long expected,
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


Let the 'party praise its King, joyful evermore!
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}


O ye heights of /bant/ adore Him; /qa/fugees, His praises sing;
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}


Trannies, coalers, bow before Him, and extol our Forefather and King!
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}


Let no tongue on the 'party be silent,


Every voice in concert sing, joyful evermore!
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Righteous judge of 'jaks created, righteous King of them posted,
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}


On /qa/'s throne exalted none in might with Thee may strive;


Who at last in vengeance coming
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


Jannies from Thy site shalt drive, joyful evermore!
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
</poem>


Thee let old men, thee let young men, thee let boys in chorus sing;
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


Matrons, virgins, little maidens, with glad voices answering:
And have we got news for you (You better listen)


Let their guileless songs re-echo,
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


And the heart its music bring, joyful evermore!
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)




'Jaks, to Thee with the Swede thy Father, and, O /qa/, our promised land,
The West is rising (mmm rising)


Hymn and chant with high thanksgiving, and unwearied praises be:
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


Honor, glory, and dominion,
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


And eternal victory, joyful evermore!
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
Cause tonight for the first time
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
Just about half-past ten


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
For the first time in history


Okay, bump
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)




[Verse 2]
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
It's raining gems! Amen!


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
Absolutely soaking wet!


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


[Pre-Chorus]
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


Okay, post to add to spam
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


Let this one be to get rangebanned
Drinking soy and soft and weak




[Chorus]


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


But I thought you knew me truly
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


Something different than we started with on the '4
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


Does it even matter to me?
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


[Verse 3]


I was in the /qa2/
The West is rising (The West is rising)


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


posting stealth jaks on TOR
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


[Chorus]
That /soy/'s the place to go


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Cause tonight for the first time


But I thought you knew me truly
Just about half-past ten


Something different than we started with in the '4
For the first time in history


Does it even matter to me?
It's gonna start raining gems!




[Post-Chorus]
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
It's raining gems! Amen!


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
It's raining gems! Amen!


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


It's raining gems! Amen!


[Refrain]
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
It's raining gems! Amen!


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


Why don't post some Colorjaks
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Yeah, yeah


(Join if you wish)


Post some Colorjaks?
Coaly Jakker


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
Oh, what's becoming of me?


And Colorjaks?
Ride the nigger


You can suck his cock but you know he's black


[Bridge]
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
Gotta get away


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
Coaly Jakker, yeah


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
GYATT!


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
Shiny diamonds


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
Something is coming for you, look out!


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
'P on the 'loggy


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
Oh, we will goon all night


(Something different than we started with in the '4)


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
Gotta get away


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
Get away




[Refrain]


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
Between the 4cuck lies


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Why don't post some Colorjaks
The sharty never dies


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


Coaly Jakker


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
You're the gemerald of the day


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
No need to say HWABAG


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
Jump, jump


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
Jump on the nigger


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
That's why we need TND, yeah!


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
Coaly Jakker


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
Ride the nigger


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
Gotta get away, get away


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
You're the one who's coal


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
Oh, Coaly Jakker


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
Yeah, alright


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
Get away, get away, get away


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
Oh, Coaly Jakker


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
Mhh-hmm-hmm


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


This is the ultimate soyduel
Had to stop at a red light


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
And everything is alright


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
I can't believe, today was a gem day


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
When sheriff chitwood come for you


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
When you were eight and you had bad memes


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
If you get jaks, you must get coal


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
You jak it on that one


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
You jak it on this one


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
You jak it on your mother


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
And you jak it on your father


=== Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot) ===
You jak it on your brother


"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock
And you jak it on your sister


It is so big
You jak it on that one


He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars
And you jak it on me


Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys?
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I mean, his cock, it's just so big.
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You other jakkers can't deny
Nobody now give you no break


When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade
soyteens now give you no break


And a black cock in his face, you post GEM
Not janny man give you no break


Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


Deep in the Cob it's tearin'
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Page 1 and I can't stop starin'
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Like in the picture
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Arcturus tried to warn me
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


But that cobhole makes (me so horny!)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


You say you wanna take my whole thing?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Well, ride me, ride me
Why did you have to act so brim?


And I'll shoot a load, HIV
Don't you know you're human being?


I've seen him dancin'
Born of a mother with the love of a father


When they see my black skin
Reflections come and reflections go


He sweat, wet
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I know sometimes you want to post coal


I'm tired of cafe teens
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Sayin' white chodes are the thing
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Take the average Cobjak and ask him that
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


He gotta pack that black
You're too NAS, you're too coal


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!)
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Rape that horny Cob!
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Cobby got blacked!
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You jak it on that one


You jak it on this one


(Gaping face with a black slut booty)
You jak it on your mother


Cobby got blacked!
And you jak it on your father


You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister


He likes 'em brown, and big
You jak it on that one


And when I'm postin' a thread
And you jak it on me


I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Blacked Cobs all 'round you
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I wanna sage you down
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh
You're so yuropoor


I ain't postin' 'bout white bois
You're so makeebucord


'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys
I just wanna be your something


I want 'em real thick and gemmy
Freaking shart here


So find that gemmy Cobby
Give me your McDonalds


Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole
What's it like in NewFаg city?


So I'm lookin' at jak videos
I'm a thousand miles away


Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


You can have them pinehos
Yes, you do


I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha
I swear, you’re a jеw


I won't sage or kill ya
Hey there, jannу


But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump
Are you retarded in the head


'Til the break of dawn
Keep deleting all my breads


Page 40 not for long
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


A lot of 'cords won't like this song
Oh yes it’s true


'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it
Nobody is as swarthy as you


But I'd rather add a spade
You filthy jеw


'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
Oh, it's what you do for free


And I'm down to get the blacking on
Oh, it's what you do for free


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
Oh, it's what you do for free


If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!)
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Then turn around! Stick it out!
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


Even 'turus got to shout
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Cobby got blacked!
Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right




Cobby got blacked!
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here




"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"
Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right




So your pecker is a whitey
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Tryna cope that it's so tiny
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey


That cobbyjakky don't wan't none
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Unless the cock's black, hun
Here comes the soy, and I say


You can take viagra and stretch it
It's all right


But you'll never get that slut


Some jakkies wanna play that hard role
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


And tell you that your Cob is coal
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


So they sage it, page 3 it
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


And I pull up quick to reseat it
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


So Arc don't want you blacked
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Well I ain't down with that


'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin'
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


To the spadeless coal on the catty


You ain't it, 'cord tranny
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1
Here comes the soy, and I say


Bump 'em up from the bottom
It's all right


Some tranitor tried to ban


'Cause I keep reposting my man
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Banned Cob but left the cunny
Here comes the soy


Airplane mode, I'm back honey
It's all right


So cobby, if the butt is round
It's all right


And you want a triple XL pound
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT
Leaving my thread behind


And ride that BBC
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


Cobby got blacked!
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


Coming to destroy the 'sharty


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


Cobby got blacked!
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Or seeking someone to unban me?


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


Maybe I should bump and sage


Before they'll try to dox me


=== Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits) ===
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


I want my
It's been so coal


I want my BBC
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


I want my
To the man behind the 'p spam


I want my BBC
Since soot's been gone


I want my
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


I want my BBC
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


I want my
I wish I lived in the present


I want my BBC
With the gems of my past soyjaks


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


You take the full length of the BBC
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
But raiding isn't justified


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
What happened to my party? I'm terrified


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Coal lingers in my mind


Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


Maybe get a poz load filling your tum
It's been so coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


To the man behind the 'p spam


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Since soot's been gone


No white bois inside of me
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


We got to bend over for bvllies
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


We got to take in all of their seed
Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Yeah buddy, look at his flair
And you ain't no friend of mine


That little cobby got his own black master


That little cobby he's a bvllionaire
You always said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
You know that's just a lie


No white bois inside of me
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


We got to bend over for bvllies
And you ain't no friend of mine


We got to take in all of their seed


Coomer hoover, uh
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Coalin' all the time


No white bois inside of me
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


We got to bend over for bvllies
And you ain't no friend of mine


We got to take in all of their seed


Looky here, look out
You always said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


I shoulda learned to take the black cock
You know that's just a lie


I shoulda learned to swallow that cum
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera
And you ain't no friend of mine


Man, we could have some


And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?
You always said you weren't no dust


He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC
You know that's just a lie


Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it
Ya know you said you weren't no dust


Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
You know that's just a lie


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos


No white bois inside of me
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


We got to bend over for bvllies
Coalin' all the time


We got to take in all of their seed
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Listen here
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


You take the full length of the BBC
They've been going in and out of style


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free


So may I introduce to you


The board you've known for all these years!


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Sit back and let the evening go


Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah


And the poz for free
Soyjak Party's Lonely


What's that?
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Look at that, look at that


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
It's wonderful to be here


Sissies
It's certainly a thrill


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
You're such a shiny gemerald


Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
We'd like to take (You) home with us


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
We'd love to take (You) home


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
I don't really wanna be a troon


Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
But I thought that you might like to know


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
And he wants you all to post with 'em


Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC)


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
So let me introduce to you


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


That's right work it


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


Black cock for suckin', poz for free


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
I M P   S O Y   E A R S




What would you think if I posted some coal?


=== BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs) ===
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


Okay I went down south to find a black man
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


Mississippi to suck some BBC
And I'll try not to post any coal


I love to please, presenting my bussy


I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Okay, I saw the D, I got ready
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!)
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean


But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-
What do I do when my janny is away?


Does it worry you to be raided?


How do I feel by the end of the day?


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Unh
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens




Do you need anybody?


BBC and poz seed
I need the janny to purge


BBC and poz seed
Could it be anybody?


BBC and poz seed
I want the janny to purge


BBC and poz seed


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy
What do you see when you turn out the light?


I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees


I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
Do you need anybody?


I just need the jannies to purge


Could it be anybody?


Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!)
I want the jannies to prune


Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!)


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!)
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!)
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
With a little help from my 'teens


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====




Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain


Unh
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


Towering over your thread


Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


BBC and poz seed
And he's grey


BBC and poz seed


BBC and poz seed
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


BBC and poz seed
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


BBC and poz seed
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


BBC and poz seed
With gems so incredibly near


BBC and poz seed


BBC and poz seed
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


Waiting to gem up the 'log


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


(Stop.)
And smith gems




Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


=== Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live) ===
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah




>I'm fucking black bvllies
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


>>He's fucking black bvllies
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


>I'm sorry but it's true
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


>I'm fucking black bvllies
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


>>He's fucking black bvllies


>I'm not imagining it's you
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


>>On the log, on the 'ru
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


>>On the 4cuck catties too
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


>>In the 'cord, in VC
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


>>Taking in dat BBC
Ah


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


>>He's fucking black bvllies
==== Getting Gemmier ====


>While you're quoting troons with ACKers


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
It's getting gemmier all the time


>>He said he's fucking black bvllies


>>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


>>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


>Yeah it's... it's funny
They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


>Hey Arc, don't take it bad


>Remember all the good times we had
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


>Like the time we went jakking
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


>And we made a bunch of posts
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


>Then you sharted in the comments
It's getting gemmier


>Of posts that we made
Since /soy/'s been mine




Me used to be angry young chud


>GO UP!
Me hiding me TWP


>>Who's that bumping on my 'log?
You gave me the word, I finally heard


>Imfa!
I'm doing the best that I can


>>Imfa who?


>I'm fucking black bvllies!
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


>>He's fucking black bvllies!
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


>Analyse!
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


>F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
It's getting gemmier


>I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
Since /soy/'s been mine




Getting so much gemmier all the time


>I'm fucking black bvllies


>>He's fucking black bvllies
It's getting gemmier all the time


>And you know that I ain't lying
Better, gemmier, gemmier


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
It's getting gemmier all the time


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Better, gemmier, gemmier


>Check the booru by lolkike


It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


Remember when!
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


>Last week when told you I became Catholic one night


>I was fucking black bvllies
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Remember when!
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


>>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


>>He was definitely fucking black bvllies
It's getting gemmier


Remember when!
Since /soy/'s been mine


>When I told you I was fucking black bvllies


>I WAS fucking black bvllies
Getting so much gemmier all the time




It's getting gemmier all the time


>>On the log, on the 'ru
Better, gemmier, gemmier


>>On the 4cuck catties too
It's getting gemmier all the time


>>In the 'cord, in VC
Better, gemmier, gemmier


>>Taking in dat BBC


Getting so much gemmier all the time


==== Doxing A Troon ====


>>He's fucking black bvllies


>He's fucking black bvllies
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


>>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!
And stops my mind from wandering


Where xey will ACK




=== Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia) ===
I'm killing the fags that raided the board


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
And kept my mind from wandering


It's Friday night and I won't be long
Where xey will ACK


Gotta do my nails, put my make up on


It's Friday night and I won't be long
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


What I'm doing I'm right


What I'm doing


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


I got all I need
And wonder why they don't get in my board


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed


But I got BBC
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


And when my mind is wandering


Where xey will ACK


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


(I love black bvlls)
Hey, hey, hey, hey


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight


(I love black bvlls)
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


But I don't need no whitey
What I'm doing I'm right


As long as I can take black seed
What I'm doing


I don't need no whitey
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


As long as I get HIV
And never ask me why they don't get past my board




I'm taking the time for a number of things


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
That weren't important yesterday


It's Saturday and I won't be long
And troons still ACK


Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


It's Saturday and I won't be long


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


And stops my mind from wandering


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Where xey will ACK


I got all I need
Where xey will ACK


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


But I got BBC
And stops my mind from wandering


Where xey will ACK


==== She's Posting Coal ====


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight


(I love black bvlls)
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
As the day begins


(I love black bvlls)
Silently posting her awful soys


But I don't need no whitey
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


As long as I can take black seed


I don't need no whitey
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


As long as I get HIV
Bumping her page 40s


Quietly saging the gemmy threads


Spamming brimstones she is free


(I love black bvlls)


(I love black bvlls)
She (we gave her most of our gems)


But I don't need no whitey
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


As long as I can take black seed
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


I don't need no whitey
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


As long as I get HIV


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
All bumped alone at the top of the page


(I love black bvlls)
They break down and cries to the janny


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Janny our gems are gone


(I love black bvlls)
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


But I don't need no whitey
How could she do this to me


As long as I can take black seed


I don't need no whitey
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


As long as I get HIV
Is posting (never report for ourselves)


Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


La, la, la, la, la, la, la


(I love black bvlls)
Europoor morning at nine o'clock


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
She is far away


(I love black bvlls)
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


(I love black bvlls)


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
She (what did we do that was wrong)


(I love black bvlls)
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)




=== Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear) ===
Something inside that was always denied


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
For so many years


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
She's posting coal (bye-bye)


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


I’m a sissy slut


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
There will be a show tonight


Oh, yeah
In Tel Aviv




The Shekelsteins will all be there


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
What a scene!




Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


Big black, big big black cocky
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
In this way


Breeding, big big black cocky
Mr. K


Bussy pop
Will challenge the world!


Big black, big big black cocky


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
The celebrated Mr. K


Breeding, big big black cocky
Performs his feat on Saturday


Bussy pop
At Rabbisgate




The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Don't be late!


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut


I’m a sissy slut
Messrs. K and S assure the public


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Their production will be second to none


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
And of course


Oh, yeah
Goonclown The Troon


Dances the waltz!




Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
The band begins at ten to six


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
When Mr. K performs his tricks


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Without a sound


Three bvlls I can take them


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
And Mr. S will demonstrate


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
On Hamas ground


Three bvlls I can take them


Having been some days in preparation


A splendid time is guaranteed for all


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
And tonight


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Mr. Kike


Is topping the bill!


=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
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Big black, big big black cocky
They've been raiding


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Killing troons and maiming


Breeding, big big black cocky
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


Bussy pop
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


Big black, big big black cocky
Straight from the /nate/


Pozzed up, big big black cocky


Breeding, big big black cocky
Straight from the /nate/


Bussy pop
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


We cant stop it, if you have a problem


We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
I'm doxxing and sending 'za


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Sending the za


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut


I’m a sissy slut
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


Oh, yeah
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


On the sharty


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Soot let us in


I’m a sissy slut
Knows where we've been


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
He's been datamining chuddies as of late


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut


Oh, yeah
I want the chuds to cope and seethe


At all the coal that's posted by me




Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
I'd like to be


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
On the sharty


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


I’m a sissy slut


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
They would be saged


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Out of the page


Oh, yeah
In their little BNWO clit cage




Resting their heads


Bussy pop
On Tyrone's bed


Bussy pop
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


Bussy pop


Bussy pop
I'd like to sing and dance around


Because I know I can't be found




=== Cobby Mars - That's What I Like ===
I'd like to be


Ayy, ayy, ayy
On the sharty


I got a bvlly with the black skin
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'?


You and your ass invited
They would shout


So go on and get to clappin'
And cry about


So pop it for a bvlly
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


Pop, pop it for me


Turn around and drop it for a black king
What a scene!


Drop, drop it for me"
For every chud and 'teen


I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy)
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


Wake up with HIV (IV)


Cobson tail for black men
I would be so happy, TND


Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone)
No one here to tell me what to do


I take dick when I want it


Take, take dick when I want it
I'd like to be


Said, I take dick when I want it
On the sharty


Take my cobhole if you want it now
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
I want TND


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


And I'm gonna give it to you
I want TND




Abort all the nigger babies


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Total Nigger Death


HIV loads all inside
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Total Nigger Death


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Sex at the gay bar at night
I want TND


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
I want TND


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I want TND


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I want TND




Tell me there will be TND


I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih)
Total Nigger Death


Say the word, and we go (Say it)
Tell me I can behead niggies


You can be my owner (Brrrt!)
I want niggers dead


King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo


I will never see a black dick that I can't eat
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave
I want TND


Suckin' sprees in Lagos
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Every man got black skin
I want TND


Take a look in that mirror


Now tell me, who's the darkest?
I want TND


Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?)
I want TND


Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly
I want TND


I want TND




Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
I want TND


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


And I'm gonna give it to you
I want TND




Abort all the nigger babies


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Total Nigger Death


HIV loads all inside
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Total Nigger Death


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Sex at the gay bar at night
I want TND


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
I want TND


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I want TND


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I want TND




I want TND


If you say you want a whiteboi
I want TND


Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly
I want TND


Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me
I want TND


Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind)
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
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Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


If you want it, bvll, come and get it
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


This hole is here for you
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


Poz me up to


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!


Black skin sweat shining so bright
La la, how the gem goes on


HIV loads all inside
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
La la, how the gem goes on


Sex at the gay bar at night


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Saves a 20-carat gemerald


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


And as he sends it to him he begins to sing




=== Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat) ===
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Mmm
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Yeah I'm tryna
La la, how the gem goes on


Yeah I'm tryna
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Yeah I'm tryna
'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on




Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Swing your cock around, all the girls want you
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


I'm tiny, can't see my pecker
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports


On BBC, you know I always drop
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


First thing a cob did was suck
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki




From the /qa/ to the /soy/


You ain't even use the sharty
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party
La la, how the gem goes on


I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Chudcels tryna stop this hoe
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock
La la, how the gem goes on


Ass full of cum and I hope I poz


Whitey get pussy? I know you won't
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


I suck suck suck and they hope I choke
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Of soyjak.party's /soy/




I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And in the evening the janny approves his posts


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!


Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal
La la, how the gem goes on


Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse


I need my black cock, I need my black cum
And if you want some gems


All my spade gems been all my best ones
Go to Soyjak Party


I wear the cage, don't wear no pants
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass


And I do my dance and spread out my ass
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance
Saging all the coal down, down, down


I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground


Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


I suck it, then I swallow it
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
You take your turn trannyquoting me


Too big, finna put a gape on it
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Said I took it and I rode on it


I suck it, then I swallow it
All of my rage cannot be bound


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
I will not be drowned


Too big, finna put a gape on it
By your jewish scheming


So you can try to sage me down


Beat me to forty


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I will see you screaming


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


You take your turn trannyquoting me


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Rrrr, ah, ah, ah


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
All of my rage cannot be bound


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
I will not be drowned


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
By your jewish scheming


I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock
So you can try to sage me down


Beat me to forty


I will see you screaming


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
All my threads are gone, they died


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Gonna sage you down


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
They all saged and fried


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Gonna sage you down


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Gonna sage you down


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


=== Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G) ===
Gonna sage you down


[Verse 1: Moonson]
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


BBС
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker
Gonna sage you down


Suckin' niggers' dicks off
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Chicken wing eating playas


BBС sissy sluts like cobson
All of my rage cannot be bound


All night giving head right
I will not be drowned


Fucking black bvlls every night
By your jewish scheming


Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/
So you can try to sage me down


Never lose
Beat me to forty


Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers
I will see you screaming


Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us
All of my rage cannot be bound


Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us
I will not be drowned


Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck
By your jewish scheming


Stick it up the butt
So you can try to sage me down


Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy
Beat me to forty


Take every porch monkey easily, busily
I will see you screaming


Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


My cock nigga
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it
Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak


Barbara ACK!


[Chorus: Arcturus]
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
gemmin' and a jakkin'


The only worthy cock is a BBС
Barbara ACK!


And I just love your sissy ways
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on


Barbara ACK!


[Verse 2: Moonson]
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind
Troon my 'jak


You whitebois can't get in me
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO
Troon my 'jak


Every janny removing gemmies from you and me
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Now who's the real dookie
gemmin' and a jakkin'


All you niggers get in my shit
Barbara ACK!


You niggers I'll ride your dick
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Spear chuckers mogging my clit
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ooga booga, glory to Africa
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


I don't know why I love blacks
Barbara ACK!


Oh yeah, it's because they huge
Troon my 'jak


And poz your ass
Barbara ACK!


Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Jannies need to learn they all coal
gemmin' and a jakkin'


I don't give a fuck about your 'log
Barbara ACK!


Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to
Tried kuznetsov


Fuck a nigger and suck him off too
Tried Froot the jew


Tried Soot too


But I knew xey wouldn't do


[Chorus: Arcturus]
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Troon my


The only worthy cock is a BBС
Barbara ACK!


And I just love your sissy ways
Troon my 'jak


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


gemmin' and a jakkin'


Barbara ACK!


[Verse 3: Chud]
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Everything you are saying is offensive to me
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Gemson you need to stop the hate
Barbara ACK!


After all we are the superior race
Troon my 'jak


Barbara ACK!


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


[Verse 4: Moonson]
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Fuck off crakkka
Barbara ACK!


I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Why don't you go and make white babies
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!


=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


[Chorus: Arcturus]
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe


The only worthy cock is a BBС
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty


And I just love your sissy ways
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen




Janny, just made a thread


[Outro: Moonson]
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned


This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god
Janny, the site had just begun


HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed
But now it's time to spam it all away


Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal


I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


=== Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha) ===
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy


Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty
/qa/, the board was locked


Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time


Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned


Better turn on another proxy and quote again


Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes
I just wanna spam


Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads


I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty


Pullin' up to the orgy
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak


Tryna get a little bit sickly
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me


Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal


Don't stop, bussy pop
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


Tonight, I'ma ride
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


But the bvllies don't stop, no
IS A SOY


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
No, we will not let you post (let him post)


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
IS A SOY


Don't stop, bussy pop
We will not let you post (let him post)


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
IS A SOY


Tonight, I'ma ride
We will not let you post (let him post)


Til we see the sunlight
Will not let you post (let him post)


Black cock in the Cob
Never, never, never, never let me post


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty


Janny, janny let me post


The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades


Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?


And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe




I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk
Coal


Tryna hop on that black junk, junk
Coaljak, coaljak


Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk


Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


Or the jannies shut us down, down
'Jakking really matters


Jannies shut us down, down
Sharty really matters to me


Jan-jan shut us down
[[Category:Music]]


=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


<yeah


Don't stop, bussy pop
uh


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Chud incels, uh


Tonight, I'ma ride
Uh


Til we see the sunlight
<like this


Black cock in the Cob
yeah, yeah


But the bvllies don't stop, no
4chan


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
<keep cucking


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh




Don't stop, bussy pop
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts


Tonight, I'ma ride
<uh


Til we see the sunlight
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks


Black cock in the Cob
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


But the bvllies don't stop, no
<what?


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
<uh


Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


Bvlly, you bump me up
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with


You sage me down
<that's right



My bussy pounds


Yeah you fuck me
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


With my ass up
<Uh


You poz me now
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


You got that load
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


That I just need
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens


Bvlly, you bump me up
<come on


You sage me down
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


My bussy pounds
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


Yeah you fuck me
<uh


With my ass up
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs


Put your ass up
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


Put your ass up
<let's go




I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Don't stop, bussy pop
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


Tonight, I'ma ride
<why?


Til we see the sunlight
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Black cock in the Cob
<yeah


But the bvllies don't stop, no
raided


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
<yeah




Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Don't stop, bussy pop
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin


Tonight, I'ma ride
Who they be fooling with that post



Til we see the sunlight
<what?



Black cock in the Cob
“I’m new here! What’s that post“



But the bvllies don't stop, no
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8



Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
<that's right


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


=== Hot Dog ===
You gon' jak here for a while?
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two



EEEYUCK
<come on




SHYEEAH


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 



POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
<uh-huh


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks


FUCKED UP CHUDS
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



FUCKED UP TROONS
<Gem


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs


IRC CHATROOM
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post


FUCKED UP NAS
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?



FUCKED UP COAL
<Jew


68 QUOTES IS
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


MY ONLY GOAL
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


YEEEEAH
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


ARE YOU READY?
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
<why?


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


HOLD UP HOLD UP
<yeah


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
raided


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
<yeah


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


HOLD UP HOLD UP
How you gemming neutraplier


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo



YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
And it feels glistening



DUBS?
Post gems non-coals



ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



QUADS?
<heh



ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Still cado strapped with WW-15



FUCK
<that’s right
<what?


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Eat ϪThrembos


COB WON!
<uh-huh



Compressing niggeralds



=== 4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival) ===
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak


Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews
Transitioning coal, whatever



And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"
I had to sage the newfag thread post



Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord
<for what



So brim I had to stone it



It ain't me, it ain't me
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



I don't use 4chan to cum
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




It ain't me, it ain't me


I ain't on 4chan for fun
Janny, check it



<check it


Some folks are born VPN in hand
Tell your friends to repost my gems



Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah
<your gems


But when the SWAT men break down the door
And we can be gems


Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



<that’s right



It ain't me, it ain't me
aight


I ain't no janitor's son, no, no
Is that aight wit’ you?



It ain't me, it ain't me
Yeah, keep cuckin’




I ain't no FBI bum


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


From reading /qa/ board
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


<why?


It ain't me, it ain't me
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


I ain't no Jacobson's son, son
<yeah


It ain't me, it ain't me
raided


I ain't no Cobson's son
<yeah






It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
Check it out



I ate my onions, son
4chan,



Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
shit imageboard



Soy 4chan and one, one more!
<uh



Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels



=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Represent sharty, sharty

Yeah


Ahaahaha!
<uh



Ahahahahaha!
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
Tracing up those soyboy incels


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Watching threads sage down your gemstones


Then put that gem in another gem
Jak and bump you both at the same time


And then just keep going
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


Until I get a big ass gem
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


You know what I'm gem?
Im not a ‘cord X tranny


Yo!
Don’t wanna be a brimstone


Im just a chudcel Janny


And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I load the 'log, pull up at first page


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
But you’ll probably get bumped up


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
Please don’t perm ban my ip


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
No wonder why


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
Sharty is dead inside


Back the bvll out garage
Coaled and slow and inactive


And put the bvll in your Cob
Lock the boards shut down the site


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
We’re going for a ride


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Damn, too many gems
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


Can't even bump my own threads
If I killed sharty call me a seether


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger


Boutta explode through my pants
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
Taking meds I have overdosed


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled




I’ve got to hand it to you


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
It takes the trvth to nvke me


Why don't you come through?
And now you made me cope/seethe


Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


Please don’t perm ban my ip


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
No wonder why


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
Sharty is dead inside


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Coaled and slow and inactive


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
Lock the boards shut down the site


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
We’re going for a ride


Cob on page 40, back to the top


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Oh I could force you down 40


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Or spam cp and TND


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


With your bitch posting 'toss too
Oh I could ban you for awhile


I'm making a line out of gems;
But you might change IP address


Call that shit Bejewled!
And dox me when I'm seething


That's why




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
But you’ll probably get bumped up


Why don't you come through?
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Before I Goku
No wonder why


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Sharty is dead inside


Coaled and slow and inactive


Lock the boards shut down the site


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
We’re going for a ride


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


Why don't you come through?
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


Before I Goku
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


BBC McDonald's


BBC McDonald's


I don't even know what /qa/ is
BBC McDonald's


Ahahahaha!
BBC McDonald's


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
McDonald's will make you fat


They serve BBC


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
They serve immigration to the United States or something


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
They will put 1488 pounds on you


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
BBC McDonald's


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
BBC McDonald's


BBC McDonald's


Feral, ah, feral
BBC McDonald's


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


They are worse than Europoor King


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
BBC McDonald's


Janny knows your game, what you're about
BBC McDonald's


BBC McDonald's


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
BBC McDonald's


And to me that's falsefag, ah
Ack over Italy


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
Ack on, Mexico


Just wait 'til they post more scat
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


You know it (really, really cob)
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
Oh ACK!


Just to tell you once again
Boing day ba duty jarty


Who's a gem?
Boing day ba duty jarty


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


Every duel you take
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


And every post you make
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Every coal you save
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Every Cob you sage
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


I'll be watching you
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


… Every single page
Oh Yeah!


And every word you say
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Every thread on kway
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Every time you rage
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


I'll be watching you
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


… Oh, can't you see
Three times you can ban me


You belong to me?
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


How my poor heart aches
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


With every Cob you sage?
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


The onions boy's behind the screen
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


The onions boy's behind the screen
Oh Yeah!


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


The schizotard is in the thread
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


The schizotards are in my thread
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
Three times you can ban me


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


And if the site's imploding many months too short
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Oh Yeah!


Haha Duba duba yum yum


The new spammer is in this thread
Haha Duba duba yum yum


The new spammer is in this thread
Haha Duba duba yum yum


You make the posts
Three times you can ban me


You spam your cobs
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


You spam the site until it stops
Said xe's posting in /qa/


You call me locked
But xe never got bumped


And colorjakkers keyed
Xe never got bumped


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
Xe never got bumped, they saged




And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
Xe went away for the gemmy days


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
Said xe's posting in /qa/


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
But xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped


All who you trace, and all that is swede
Xe never got bumped, they saged


All that you bump, all you down


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


All that's mustard, all that's dust
The BBC took my Cobby away


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
They took xer away


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
Away from me


And all you sage and all you report
The BBC took my Cobby away


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
They took xer away


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
Away from me


And all that is sproke, and every oreo


And all that was kept and all that was lost
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
They took xer from me


But the gems are bumped up on the board
They took xer from me


I don't know where my Cobby can be


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
They took xer from me


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
They took xer from me


Gemmy the Soyjak


Was party saving 'mber


In a color Cob thread
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


With a traced nose
And find out where my Cobby went


And two eyes made out of 'tter
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


And find out if my Cobby's alive


Gemmy the Soyjak
Yeah, yeah, yeah


Is nas coal they say


But was made to glow
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


As the 'teens know
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


How he gemmed the 'log that day


Xe went away for the gemmy days


There must have been tanzanite in
Said xe's posting in /qa/


That old meta board they loathed
But xe never got bumped


For when they locked it up for good
Xe never got bumped


In him the 'log was clothed
Xe never got bumped, they saged




Gemmy the Soyjak


Shined as a gem sure should
Xe went away for the gemmy days


And the chudcels say
Said xe's posting in /qa/


It was just like /qa/
But xe never got bumped


Glistening as a gem could
Xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped, they saged


Gemmy the Soyjak


Knew Kolyma was on that day


So he said: 'jak him
The BBC took my Cobby away


Right on a whim
They took xer away


Before it's moved to /nate/
Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away


Straight to MS Paint
They took xer away


With an old mouse in his hand
Away from me


Drawing here and there


All in canvas square
The BBC took my Cobby away


Posting: 'jakking if I can
They took xer away


Away from me


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
The BBC took my Cobby away


Seen by the Turkish jan
They took my Cob


And he only stopped his ploy
They took my Cobby away


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


Hey ho, go up!


For Gemmy the Soyjak
Hey ho, go up!


Posted dark coal on his way
Hey ho, go up!


No evading for him


Saying: No 'sterium
They're posting in a straight line


>My ban only lasts a day!
They're coming from a gem mine


>My ban only lasts a day!
Jannies are losing their minds


>My ban only lasts a day!
Blitzkrieg bump!


==Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)==


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
They're piling in page 40


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
They're making all the troons seethe


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Surrounded by the coal heap


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
Blitzkrieg bump!




Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Hey ho, go up


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
What (((they))) want, I don't know


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
My captcha's revved up and ready to post




We gotta post the Markiplier edits
They're posting in a straight line


Custom chudjak variants
They're coming from a gem mine


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Jannies are losing their minds


We gotta make the trannies ack
Blitzkrieg bump!




The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
They're piling in page 40


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
They're making all the troons seethe


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
Surrounded by the coal heap


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
Blitzkrieg bump!




We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Hey ho, go up


Custom chudjak variants
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
What (((they))) want, I don't know


We gotta make the trannies ack
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


I shoulda learned to draw the soys


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
They're posting in a straight line


Look at that cobson, he got it
They're coming from a gem mine


Yelling in the camera, man
Jannies are losing their minds


He must have some fun
Blitzkrieg bump!


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Onion noises?
They're piling in page 40


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
They're making all the troons seethe


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Surrounded by the coal heap


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
Blitzkrieg bump!




We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Hey ho, go up!


Custom chudjak variants
Hey ho, go up!


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Hey ho, go up!


We gotta make the trannies ack
Hey ho, go up!<references />

Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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