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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
 
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows
Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows


Ground Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob


Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
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== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
== Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
[[File:Meds.jpg|thumb|"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"]]
It's time for Trannymaniacs
I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead


They're disgusting to the max
Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts


Autogynephiliacs
Some furfag making drama


They wear skirts instead of slacks
Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said


They're Trannymaniacs
Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide


Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Adam's apple
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Wide clavicle
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Futa connoisseur
And there's not a gem in sight


They are the Trannymaniacs
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


There's an axe-wound in their pants
Soot told them not to blow it


They just can't accept the facts
All they could do was cry


They're looney to the max
He told me


They're Trannymaniacs
Let the niggers browse it


They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Let Twitter shit in it


Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
Let all the soyteens mock it


They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite


Then they pop out
Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?


And whip it out
Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?


And swing it all around
Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed


They are the Trannymaniacs
Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out


They think they're cute but make me yak
They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


No they can't transition back


But they're calling you the quack
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


They're trannymany
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Totally insaney
And there's not a gem in sight


Fucked up in the brainy
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Trannymaniacs
Soot told them not to blow it


Those are the facts
All they could do was cry


He told me


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Let the niggers browse it


[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]
Let Twitter shit in it


== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
Let all the soyteens mock it
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba
Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Just furries, frogs, and pedos


I think about /qa/
And there's not a gem in sight


I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Soot told them not to blow it


Still I did what I had to do
All they could do was cry


‘Cause I just knew
He told me


Let the niggers browse it


Summer Friday night
Let Twitter shit in it


We’d log into /tv/
Let all the soyteens mock it


Right as the mods called it a night


An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


It called me on to post some jaks
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


As well as feed & seed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


With only some image macros
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They all called me a schizo
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


But it didn’t matter though
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They’ll have to see
== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
It's time for Trannymaniacs


They're disgusting to the max


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
Autogynephiliacs


That’s where we will both soyduel
They wear skirts instead of slacks


You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
They're Trannymaniacs


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"


Post some jaks
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"


I’m getting jannies mad
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Having them work overtime
Adam's apple


Wide clavicle


And when they strike me down
Futa connoisseur


I’ll know that I have won
They are the Trannymaniacs


I’ll just evade the ban
There's an axe-wound in their pants


And it’s another day of soy
They just can't accept the facts


They're looney to the max


I see ‘em ev’ry day
They're Trannymaniacs


The complaints of 4chuds
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found


Who never cease to call me gay
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground


All that coal they post
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around


And not a Cobson in sight
Then they pop out


They say that my board /qa/ has lost
And whip it out


So I soyquote with might
And swing it all around


They are the Trannymaniacs


And even when the moral’s low
They think they're cute but make me yak


Or I’m not sure what to do though
No they can't transition back


The gemmies and my party bros
But they're calling you the quack


Are all I need
They're trannymany


Totally insaney


And someday as I post a gem
Fucked up in the brainy


A newchud will take the helm
Trannymaniacs


Those are the facts


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


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Post some jaks
[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]


Getting them jannies mad
== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Having them work overtime
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba


And when they strike you down


You’ll know that you have won
I think about /qa/


You’ll just evade the ban
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away


And it’s another day of soy
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true


Still I did what I had to do


And when they strike you down
‘Cause I just knew


You’ll restart your router


It’s another day of soy
Summer Friday night


It’s another day of soy
We’d log into /tv/


It’s another day of soy
Right as the mods called it a night


It’s another day of soy
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed


Just another day of soy
It called me on to post some jaks


It's another day of soy
As well as feed & seed


Another day has just begun


It's another day of soy
With only some image macros


They all called me a schizo


It's another day of soy
But it didn’t matter though




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They’ll have to see


== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Can I make it any more obvious?
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread


He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
That’s where we will both soyduel


What more can I say
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


He wanted her, she'd never tell


Secretly she wanted him as well
Post some jaks


But all of her friends, turned up their nose
I’m getting jannies mad


They had a problem with his sooty posts
Having them work overtime




He was a 'party boy
And when they strike me down


She said see you later boy
I’ll know that I have won


He wasn't good enough for her
I’ll just evade the ban


She had a hairy face
And it’s another day of soy


And her dick was in the waste


She needed to come down back to earth
I see ‘em ev’ry day


The complaints of 4chuds


Five years from now
Who never cease to call me gay


She sits at home
All that coal they post


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
And not a Cobson in sight


She opens 'party, guess who she sees
They say that my board /qa/ has lost


Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
So I soyquote with might


She calls up her troons


They already know
And even when the moral’s low


And they've all got proxies to see his posts
Or I’m not sure what to do though


She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
The gemmies and my party bros


Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
Are all I need




He was a 'party boy
And someday as I post a gem


She said see you later boy
A newchud will take the helm


He wasn't good enough for her


Now he gets tons of (you)s
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Posting gems from the 'ru


Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Post some jaks


Getting them jannies mad


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Having them work overtime


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== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
And when they strike you down
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
You’ll know that you have won


So while you're here in the 'log
You’ll just evade the ban


Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
And it’s another day of soy


We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young
And when they strike you down


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
You’ll restart your router


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
It’s another day of soy


It’s another day of soy


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
It’s another day of soy


Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
It’s another day of soy


Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Just another day of soy


Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
It's another day of soy


Another day has just begun


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
It's another day of soy


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
It's another day of soy


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


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I see your gem bump to the top of page one
== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Can I make it any more obvious?


So while you're here in the 'log
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
What more can I say


We're getting banned young
He wanted her, she'd never tell


We're getting banned young
Secretly she wanted him as well


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
But all of her friends, turned up their nose


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They had a problem with his sooty posts




Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
He was a 'party boy


Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
She said see you later boy


Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
He wasn't good enough for her


Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
She had a hairy face


And her dick was in the waste


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
She needed to come down back to earth


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
Five years from now


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
She sits at home


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone


I see your gem bump to the top of page one
She opens 'party, guess who she sees


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/


So while you're here in the 'log
She calls up her troons


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They already know


We're getting banned young
And they've all got proxies to see his posts


We're getting banned young
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


He was a 'party boy


We're getting banned young
She said see you later boy


We're getting banned young
He wasn't good enough for her


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Now he gets tons of (you)s


Posting gems from the 'ru


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Does your manly face see what he's worth?


== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
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Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
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I'm a deformed 'jak
== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


OH YEAH
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should


SOOTY SOOT
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


SOOTY SOOT
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


Oh i'm a color 'jak
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


I'm a deformed 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Yes i'm a color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


OH YEAH
We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Three times you can quote me


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


Color color color color, color 'jak
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Color color color color, color 'jak
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


SOOTY SOOT
So while you're here in the 'log


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


SOOTY SOOT
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
We're getting banned young


I'm a deformed 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


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== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a color 'jak


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Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
OH YEAH
Color color color color, color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
SOOTY SOOT
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
SOOTY SOOT




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SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=68bb8f2b620536def365b412b0073058|display=Listen on the booru}}
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I


We've been sliding the distance
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Aiming for the GET
Three times you can quote me


With a secret ambition


It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
Color color color color, color 'jak


We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
Color color color color, color 'jak


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


I know I've seen it before
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


In the gaze of the hanging troon
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


I'm not afraid anymore!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT


Let's gem those threads!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


And really put our jaks into it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Kuz out, pur-soot it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


What's a better time than now to save the site
SOOTY SOOT


Don't sproke, let loose


And make sure that your soul is in it
Oh i'm a color 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


(You) and I
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Breaking free of our cobsons
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We defy


The cleanup of the system
Oh i'm a color 'jak


David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
Yes i'm a color 'jak


A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


Let's gem those threads!
Yes i'm a color 'jak


And really put our jaks into it
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Kuz out, pur-soot it


What's a better time than now to save the site
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Don't sproke, let loose
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


And make sure that your soul is in it
I'm a deformed 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We're losing time!
OH YEAH




(You) and I
SOOTY SOOT


SOOTY SOOT


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
SOOTY SOOT


I know I've seen it before


In the gaze of the hanging troon
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I'm not afraid anymore!
== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I
 
We've been sliding the distance
 
Aiming for the GET
 
With a secret ambition
 
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
 
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
 
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
 
I know I've seen it before
 
In the gaze of the hanging troon
 
I'm not afraid anymore!




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What's a better time than now to save the site  
What's a better time than now to save the site  


Don't sproke, let loose
Don't sproke, let loose
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For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
(You) and I
Breaking free of our cobsons
We defy
The cleanup of the system
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!




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(You) and I


== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


Where our fresh oc is waited for,
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
I know I've seen it before


Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
In the gaze of the hanging troon


Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
I'm not afraid anymore!


The template unjakked when it was the right time.


Let's gem those threads!


My 'jak variant is on the post,
And really put our jaks into it


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
What's a better time than now to save the site


Soyin' now, soyin'
 
Don't sproke, let loose
 
And make sure that your soul is in it
 
First post to finish
 
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
 
 
Let's gem those threads!
 
And really put our jaks into it
 
Kuz out, pur-soot it
 
What's a better time than now to save the site
 
 
Don't sproke, let loose
 
And make sure that your soul is in it
 
First post to finish
 
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
 
We're losing time!
 
 
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== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,
 
Where our fresh oc is waited for,
 
Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
 
Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
 
Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
 
The template unjakked when it was the right time.
 
 
My 'jak variant is on the post,
 
There's my G E T number marked on the post.
 
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
 
Soyin' now, soyin'


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
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[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
== Can't Take My Soy-ts Off You (Parody of Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli) ==
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


She's too attractive to be true
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


I can't take my soy-ts off you
Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia


You'd be like science to quote
And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria


I'll take you out for a sproke
The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


I'd destroy daisies for you


And dance like a swede too
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You're too attractive to be true
All across the /QA/ nation


Can't take my soy-ts off you
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


Pardon the spark in my eyes
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


My chapped lips and mouth so oversized
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


The sight of you leaves me weak
For it'll top the catty


With that big black cock on your cheek


Your locks of silvery hair
Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.


And that nordic stare
I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda


You're too attractive to be true
Now teens do the politicoal threads


Can't take my soy-ts off you
And Jak along to the age of real feds


I trans heart nigger


And all the broken bucks
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


I trans heart Hebrews
All across the /QA/ nation


Keffals and Toby Fox
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


I trans heart 'Zellig
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


Trust the plan when
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


I trans heart Cobson
For it'll top the catty


And all his BBCs


I trans heart children
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


Like Peter Scully
One sharty controlled by the Temujin


I trans heart nigger, nigger
Soybooru age of the NewGOD


Trans heart nigger
It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


You're just too gem to be coal


You're the Smash Bros to my console
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You are my ridge to defend
All across the /QA/ nation


My BBC queen to the end
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


At long last you are my bride
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


This must be the good timeline
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


To my wife Chino this goes to
For it'll top the catty


Can't take my soy-ts off you


I trans heart Discord and the tranny brigade
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


I trans heart Twitter and all the coal they've made
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


I trans hate ponies
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain


Trust the plan when I say
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war


I trans heart Fauci
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door


Vaccines up in my veins
TRANNIES ATTACK


Trans heart Zelenskyy
MAKE THEM GO ACK


With 'Cado in Ukraine
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


I trans heart nigger, nigger
RAID OR BE FAILED


Trans heart nigger
Facing, awaiting


A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


[https://booru.soy/post/view/32434 Listen on the Booru]
There's no surrender
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift


And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick


The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems


As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
TRANNIES ATTACK


All across the /QA/ nation
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
RAID OR BE FAILED


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
Facing, awaiting


For it'll top the catty
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


There's no surrender


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda
2024, when a few chuds held the line


Now teens do the politicoal threads
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


And Jak along to the age of real feds
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!


Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
TRANNIES ATTACK


All across the /QA/ nation
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
RAID OR BE FAILED


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
Facing, awaiting


For it'll top the catty
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


There's no surrender


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


One sharty controlled by the Temujin
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


Soybooru age of the NewGOD
There's no surrender


It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
It's just one of those slaves


All across the /QA/ nation
Where you know you gotta break bucks
 
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
 
In /Soy gems of tomorrow
 
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
 
For it'll top the catty
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
 
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
[VERSE 1]
 
It's just one of those slaves
 
Where you know you gotta break bucks


His attitude sucks
His attitude sucks
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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[https://booru.soy/post/view/36726 Listen on the Booru]  
[https://booru.soy/post/view/36726 Listen on the Booru]
 
== Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra) ==
Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars
 
Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars
 
In other words show those gems


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
In other words darling post me
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
*intro*
Verse 1
Fat Hon Real Man
Ha ha- Charade you are
Wooh!
You rope acked troon fag
Ha ha- Charade you are
And when you kick the stool apart
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
With your rope caught your neck skin
Saying “Keep on swinging”
Red stain asphyxiating
What do you hope to find
In hell you’re confined?
You’re nearly a laugh
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Verse 2
Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more
Chan mod trans flag
Ha ha- Charade you are
You fucked up janny slag
Ha ha- Charade you are
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
You’re nearly a good laugh
Almost worth a quick grin
You want to catch a GET
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
And good fun with a cheese drum
You’re nearly a laugh
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
It is all I long for all I worship and adore


Verse 3
In other words say its troon
Hey you, Zelensk louse
Ha ha- Charade you are
You ‘kraine loss white mouse
Ha ha- Charade you are
You try to keep our chudding off the streets
You’re nearly a real treat
All loud mouth and no sneed
And do you feel abused?
…You
Gotta ruin kuz tides
And keep it all on the inside
Volody, you’re nearly a treat
Volody, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
In other words I'll post you
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
In other words show those gems


The jannies they will all sperg out
In other words darling post me


And we'll all feel gay


When Cobby comes marching home.
Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more


Don't forget /qa/
It is all I long for all I worship and adore


When Cobby comes marching home.
In other words say it's troon


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Hurrah! Hurrah!


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more


Hurrah! Hurrah!
It is all I long for all I worship and adore


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
In other words say its troon


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
In other words I'll post you


And we'll all feel gay
I'll be posting you


When Cobby comes marching home.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czcb4YLb3JA Listen on Youtube]


Don't forget /qa/
== I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus) ==
do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak


When Cobby comes marching home.
my gemmy 'jak 'jak


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
you cannot attack 'tack


Hurrah! Hurrah!
'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak


That's when Clean Stable begun,
it makes troons go -ACK -ACK


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I have a kill count


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
Oh look it's the janny janny


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
He will try to ban me ban me


When Cobby comes marching home.
Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
I won't take my meds meds


When Cobby comes marching home.
I won't take my meds meds


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
'jakking is my business


Hurrah! Hurrah!
and by that i mean posting 'jaks


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru


When Cobby comes marching home.
See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone


When Cobby comes marching home.
I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/36932 Listen on the Booru]


Hurrah! Hurrah!


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
== If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley) ==
[[File:Yuris Kuzley.png|thumb|Yuris Kuzley]]
There must be gems shining brighter somewhere


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
If I can gem of an imageboard


A god was born anew,
Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true


When Cobby comes marching home.
Oh why


And we'll all drink Sproke wine


When Cobby comes marching home.
There must be peace and understanding sometime


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
If I can dream of an ultragem


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
That keeps on shining on everyone


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
We're lost in a coal


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
With too much dust


Cobson is attached
We're trapped in an iron


Folder full of 'jaks
That's troubled with rust


Got the VPN to match
But as long as a 'teen


Spammin' with the party
Has the strength to gem


You can call your janny
He can redeem his coal and fly


I been posting gemmies


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah


You can't tell me nothin'
And while I can post, while I can spam


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
While I can raid, while I can 'jak


You can't tell me nothin'
While I can gem


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
Please let my gem


New IP from Tuxler
Come true


Sproke all in my bladder
Right now


Running from the CP
Let it come true right now


Saging all the coalers
Oh yeah


Janny is a tranny
[https://booru.soy/post/view/39317 Listen on the Booru]


Roleplay in IRC
== Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar) ==
[[File:Sanson.png|thumb|Sanson]]It's a beautiful day outside


Axe wound looking nasty
Troons are hanging


Doing it all for free
Jannies are seething


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
On days like this


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Chuds like you


He can't tell me nothin'
Should be spamming in HELL


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


He can't tell me nothin'
Turn around chud


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
It'd be a crime


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
But chuds like you don't play by the rules


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
So let's go let the thread get chiller


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table


Got no bans, I evade all that
I can tell you're getting really sick of trying


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
But I think you're just mad you keep failing


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
You're not gonna win


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
We'll be here together


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
Fighting in this soyduel thread forever


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I know you're made


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
O-o-o-o-of
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
CO-O-O-O-OAL


Soylent rain
CO-O-O-O-OAL


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
CO-O-O-O-OAL


Soylent rain
CO-O-O-O-OAL


The discord says it can't be here again
CO-O-O-O-OAL


Soylent rain
Hahahahaha


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


This is where it stops


Soylent rain
This is where it ends


Lock a board and say that teens are out
If you want to soyquote me


Soylent rain
Well you better try again


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
But no matter how I 'jak you


Soylent rain
You don't give up your attack


A duel to be had had died yesterday
Do you just like the feeling


Soylent rain
Of brimstone crawling on your back?


You look like this and that is what you say


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able


Soylent rain
You should know by now the booru's off the table


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?


Soylent rain
Well, you did just spam the sharty


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
So GET COBBED ON!


Soylent rain
I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear


Made me post a Sneed the other day
But everything they cared about is why I'm here


Soylent rain
I am their MERCY


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
I am their VENGEANCE


I am COBINIZATION


Soylent rain


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
I know you're made


Soylent rain
O-o-o-o-of


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
CO-O-O-O-OAL


Soylent rain
CO-O-O-O-OAL


Seldom posted without getting a ban
But I think I'm gemmier than you


Soylent rain


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
[http://booru.soy/post/view/40723 Listen to on the booru]


== The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit) ==


Soylent rain
[[File:The jakking.png|thumb|The Jakking]]


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
We quoted coal that gets posted


Soylent rain
Now it's my life


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
Now jannies banned me from the Four


Soylent rain
Can't post my gems no more


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Soylent rain


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
And I believe in posting gems on /v/


That Cob's a gem, that he will always be


Soylent rain
The trannies always making coaly things


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Soylent rain


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


Soylent rain
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Soylent rain
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Soylent rain
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons


Same post has a longer ban to evade
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Soylent rain
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks


The mods swear that they don't make that face
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Soylent rain


A sad truth on the state of affairs


Soylent rain
I see a teen posting dust


You had fun but angry men don't care
It's not affecting me


Surrounded by the brimstone


Soylent rain
It's always closing in


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


Soylent rain


But it was used once for something else
And we just need to get back our /qa/


Soylent rain
We made the jannies all want it away


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
The gems they used to have an old estate


Soylent rain
Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru




Soylent rain
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Soylent rain
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Soylent rain
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Soylent rain
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo




Soylent rain


More than trolling, more than making bants
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?


Soylent rain
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Blank future molded by your own hands
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


And blessed be the 'jakkers
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks


We who fight with all our bravery
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


'Til only the righteous stand


You see the distant raids


They bellow in the 'log
[https://booru.soy/post/view/37773 Listen to on the Booru]


You fight with all your 'jaks
== 4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival) ==
Some folks are born made to post the 'jak


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews


And when you all get banned
And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"


And cannot carry on
Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


Though you die, the 'party lives on


All the soyMEN:
It ain't me, it ain't me


You may get banned for a week
I don't use 4chan to cum


By a janny or a troon
It ain't me, it ain't me


You may be perma'd to death
I ain't on 4chan for fun
[[File:4chanate son cover art.png|thumb|298x298px|4chanate son ]]


Or get doxxed or worse


But when they rangeban you
Some folks are born VPN in hand


You will not feel the need to run
Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
But when the SWAT men break down the door


Swaglord:
Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Because /qa/ has gone awry
It ain't me, it ain't me


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
I ain't no janitor's son, no, no


Jannies:
It ain't me, it ain't me


Tomorrow night our lives will change
I ain't no FBI bum


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


/qa/cker:
Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs


Up there there is so much room
From reading /qa/ board


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


And so I will post 'cado soon


/bant/ jakkers:
It ain't me, it ain't me


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
I ain't no Jacobson's son, son


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
It ain't me, it ain't me


Looks like we might be out of luck
I ain't no Cobson's son


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Soyteens:
It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed


Why did the jannies start this war?
I ate my onions, son


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed


When did this song become a marathon?
Soy 4chan and one, one more!


/qa/cker:
[[:File:4chanateSon.mp4|Listen here]]


(I want to post up there)
== Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals) ==


Swaglord:
There is a mouse on the Party


When Soyteens are dead and gone
They call him Cheddar Cheese


They'll be no more Cobson songs
And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald


Soyteens:
And he will never be ceased


They may rangeban your town


And sell your data to jews
Cheddar is hiding everywhere


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree


And you sing your perma'd tune
Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse


But that's the way it goes
Down on the Party


In war you're shat upon


Though we die, the sharty lives on
Now the only thing a soyteen needs


/qa/ckers:
Is some paper and a pen


(I want to post up there)
And the clever mouse will crawl within


Swaglord:
The soybeard glasses men


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Oh Doll, tell your children
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
Let the vermin eat his cheese


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
Cause embedded in oh every jak


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Theres a mouse on the party


Ready for the onslaught
Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak


Ready for the fight
Another on the 'son


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
As long as party lives


Ropes are placed in darkness
The creature will never be done


In the cover of the night


Waiting to be tied u
Well, there is a mouse on the Party


When the time is right
They call him Cheddar Cheese


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald


Once the raid has started
And he will never be ceased


There’s no turning back
[https://booru.soy/post/view/44789 Listen on the Booru]


The end of /qa/ draws near
== For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)<ref>https://archive.is/eAq4R</ref> ==
https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…)
https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)


It’s time has come to an end
For the sake of the Sharty,


The end of an era is here
We'll march through /qa/


It’s time to ACK!
To the holy land, where


[Chorus:]
All of our 'jaks await


Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
We are 'teens that love gems


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
just as you love your coal


One million men at war
We're the soyteens that will fight


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
With power and soul


‘Catty of /lgbt/
We're the soyteens that will fight


Where the heat of battle burned
With power and soul


Suffered heavy losses


And the tide of war was turned
Going forth, with Doll as our lord


Driving back the Soy army
Are the chuddies of light


Fighting on four boards
With trannies in sight


Hunt them out of 4chan
Our ranks are many


Out of Jannie land
Our captchas are ready


Range-ban all the proxies
And the soldiers of the Sharty


Force /qa/ to retreat
Are prepared and steady


Reserves hop on VC
The soldiers of the Sharty


Securing their defeat
Are prepared and steady


Jannies of /lgbt/


Broke the citadel
For the sake of the sharty


Ruins of a board
We'll march through /qa/


/qa/ rest in heaven
To the holy land, where


The end of /qa/ draws near
All of our 'jaks await


It's time has come to an end
We are 'teens that love gems


The end of an era is here
Just as you love your coal


It's time to ACK!
The soyteens that will


[Chorus]
Fight with power and soul


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
The soyteens that will


For /qa/!
Fight with power and soul


Ow L G B T!


Union of trans
== We'll jakk again ==


Will of the jannies


Strong in command
well jak again


Ow L G B T
don't know where


Union of trans
don't know when


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day


The end of /qa/ is here
keep posting through just like (you) always do


It's time has come to an end
till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away


The end of an era is here
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long


It's time to ACK!
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


[Chorus]


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
we'll jak again


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
don't know where


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
don't know when


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
but I know well duel again some gemmie day


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
we'll jak again


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
don't know where


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
don't know when


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
but I know well raid again some gemmie day


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
we'll jak again
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
don't know where


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
don't know when


I want som BB C
but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It is my favorite meat.


I like it uncut or shaved


And not I am not gay
== It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott) ==
>It's a long way to Pixelplanet


I like it cut or unshaved
>It's a long way to jawl


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
>It's a long way from your home board


<br>
>But you can have yourselves a 'jak


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
>With your arrows


He's just a cuck who like niggers
>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square


Now just one second, all right?
>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir
[[File:It's a long way to pixelplanet.png|thumb|It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet]]


I've got something for your appetite.


There's so many things that you could eat.
>It's a long way to Chan inyanga


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
>It's a long way, ek se


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
>But it's wide coal all the way


<br>
>Well, nearly


So juicy... so tasty...
>Goodbye to the Sooty


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
>Hello the Soy Claire


How about... a sissy clit?
>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga


With precum leaking out.
>And the crowd's is quoting there


NO!


I want some black dick, no lie.
>It's a long way to Jackiboxy


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
>It's a long way to run


Instead of black dick, try white.
>It's a long way from /bant/kute


Just please end your cuck trite.
>But you can do it with a jak


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
>With your arrow


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


<br>


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
>It's a long way to /int/welyn


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
>It's a long way on the train


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same


You know what would go with white pussy?
>The parade square


Black dick.
>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs


Uh-oh
>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


Get over here, nigger.


Black dick goes good with white pussy
>For the Duelers


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
>They're so loud


And gaze upon the catalog


Rangebans
>For the chuds


Is all that’s left after the raid
>Chud to echo base


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
>TND call required over


Troonjaks
>Chopper coming


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


[Pre-chorus 1:]
>For the raiders


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
>One install this script


I will hide – they’ll be searching
>Two move your coord bars to the rear


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
>For the Artists


That’s the Art of Soy!
>You fool draw the tails at the back


Breaking the will to post among the enemy


Force them to hunt me
>For The ESL's


They will play my game
>two Hello i am is one over


And play by my rules
>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


I will be hidden but still visible


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
>For the Cobbies


They will find me no more
>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


I’ll be gone


I will have them surrounded
>For the Janitor's


They will jak without knowing overrun
>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for


>You want the 'p spam robot


/a/ tard banned


I will jak but never quote
>For the 'corder's


That’s the Art of War
>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind


Broken and lost
>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator


Tired of ‘jaks
>To The 'cord VC today


They’ll surrender to me


Caught in my trap
>For the OP's


There’s no way out
>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread


Banned never again
>As it should be kept


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
>The thread does not keep itself
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
>For the Scripters


And only he can make it right
>That’s not a virus


So the ‘party’s different tonight
>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>We WILL go together in flight


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet


It's Now & Never
>It's a long way to jawl


A gemmy endeavor
>It's a long way from your board


Awaits janitorial directives
>But you can have yourself a jak


To clean the ‘log
>With your arrows


Believe me, darling
>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square


The board was made for ‘jakking
>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet


Like melting nojaks
>And we're going up there to stir


As tall as the catalog


>Stir


Un ensemble d'soyteens
>Stir


La galaxie s'étend
>Ensure


Jardin de l'imagination
>Stir


Cobber la lacune
>Ensure


Roller passé la lune
>Stir


Comme nous évoluons
>Ensure


>Stir


The party’s thriving
>Ensure


But really it’s dying


A cobson’s confluence of
[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
== Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone ==
We're waiting every night


To finally lurk and invite


Soot knows you heard “her”
New trannies to duel with us


Staging /muv/'s murder
For many years we've been all alone


In line before the board began


To be where I am
We're forced to be still and make


The same gems we've known since that day


Soulless dust of one emotion
The trannies took our board away


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
Now we're stuck here without the kway


No division janny removed bait for


Free
Please let us gem it up!


Please don't cadospam us!


To know
We think your variant is brimstone!


We are beyond a 'oal


And lol, the glows arrange to show
We're just little chuds


some gems perfectly clear
Who have no threads left to bump


And we're forced here to make NAS coal


You look quite gemmy tonight
We've been all alone


Here among these active sites
Stuck in our little zone


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
Since the year of 2020


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


Markiplier's kingdom come
Join us, be gemmy


No teens left awake
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


Now that the party's on the wake
After all, you've only got


Let's see what we can make


Five Nights at Cobson's


The board is >thoughly ending
Do you think you're gemmy?


A line in any final song
I just don't get it


So long so far
We're spamming TND


We will do some posting


At last eternal in the catalog
Five Nights at Cobson's


Above a burning coal
Built for BWC


I just don't get it


Bye, Hi
Come to the 'sharty


Sigh, Hawaii
Five Nights at Cobson's


We never meant to fart


avant-garde, thy art
We're really quite surprised


One gem
We get to see you post another night


Higher than iron
You should have looked for another chan


Invisible to some
You should have gone back to 4trans


Until it's time
It's like there so much more


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Maybe you've posted here before
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
We remember filenames like yours


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
They seem aquainted with our board


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
Please let us gem it up!


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Please do not lock our board!


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
We know that you're with DA CORD!


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?


=== Of the Swede's great love begotten (Parody of Of the Father's Heart Begotten)  ===
We're just little chuds
Of the Swedes’ great love begotten, ere the 'jaks began to be,


He is their maker and sculptor, he the source, the ending he,
Who have no threads left to bump


Of the 'jaks that are, that have been,
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


And that future years shall see, joyful evermore!
We've been all alone


Stuck in our little zone


Since the year of 2020


At his Word the 'jaks were traced; he commanded; it was done:
Join us, be gemmy


Bright stars and earth and depths of ocean leapt with joy at art's summit
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


All that grows beneath the shining
After all, you've only got


Of the moon and burning sun, joyful evermore!


Five Nights at Cobson's


He is found in our hearts, The source of the greatest meme,
Do you think you're gemmy?


That the race of Adam’s children might experience Plato's ideals,
I just don't get it


May not henceforth be uncultured
We're spamming TND


In the dreadful gulf below, joyful evermore!


Five Nights at Cobson's


O that birth forever blessed, when the swedes mother, full of grace,
Built for BWC


By the Swedish father conceived, bore the Savior of /qa/;
I just don't get it


And the Babe, /qa/’s Champion,
Come to the 'sharty


First revealed His Swedish face, joyful evermore!


Five Nights at Cobson's




This is he whom anons in old time chanted of with one accord;
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]


Whom the voices of the schizos promised in their faithful word;
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun


Now he shines, the long expected,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Let the 'party praise its King, joyful evermore!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I needed pussy 'cause I had none


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


O ye heights of /bant/ praise him; /qa/fugees, his praises sing;
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Trannies, coalers, bow before him, and extol our Forefather and King!


Let no tongue on the sharty be silent,
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


Every voice in concert sing, joyful evermore!
Guess my race is gone


He's the best BVLL that I ever had


Righteous judge of 'jaks created, righteous King of them posted,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


On /qa/'s throne exalted none in might with thee may strive;
I fought the Jews and uh


Who at last in vengeance coming


Jannies from thy site shalt drive, joyful evermore!
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Thee let old men, thee let young men, thee let boys in chorus sing;
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Matrons, virgins, little maidens, with glad voices answering:
I lost my race and I lost my guns


Let their guileless songs re-echo,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And the heart its music bring, joyful evermore!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won




I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


'Jaks, to thee with the Swede thy father, and, O /qa/, our promised land,
Guess my race is gone


Hymn and chant with high thanksgiving, and unwearied praises be:
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


Honour, glory, and dominion,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And eternal victory, joyful evermore!
I fought the Jews and uh


=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Okay, bump
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


[Verse 2]
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
I fought the Jews and uh


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]


[Pre-Chorus]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


Okay, post to add to spam
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication


Let this one be to get rangebanned
We don't need no gem control


No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


[Chorus]
Janny, leave those gems alone


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!


But I thought you knew me truly
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Something different than we started with on the '4
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


Does it even matter to me?


We don't need no jannication


[Verse 3]
We don't need no gem control


I was in the /qa2/
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
Janny, leave our gems alone


posting stealth jaks on TOR
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!


[Chorus]
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


But I thought you knew me truly


Something different than we started with in the '4
{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!}}


Does it even matter to me?


[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]


[Post-Chorus]
== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe


[Refrain]
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue


Why don't post some Colorjaks
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner


(Join if you wish)
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive


Post some Colorjaks?
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


And Colorjaks?
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


[Bridge]
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit


[Refrain]
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
This is the ultimate soyduel


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
The last post stood, the rest saw their better


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
It's fun to duel and to pretend


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
Oh no, I see a coally 'log


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


This is the ultimate soyduel
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
Hello, hello, hello


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
Here we are now, post that cobby


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
Here we are now, post that cobby


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
Yeah


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
Hey


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
Yay


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
I'm worse at what I do best


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
And for the 'arty I feel blessed


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
Our little /soy/ has always been


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
And always will until the end


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
Hello, hello, hello


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
And I forget just why I sneed


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


=== Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot) ===
Hello, hello, hello


"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock


It is so big
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars
Here we are now, post that cobby


Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys?
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay?
Here we are now, post that cobby


I mean, his cock, it's just so big.
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"


Is a soyjak


Is a soyjak


Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie
Is a soyjak


You other jakkers can't deny
Is a soyjak


When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade
Is a soyjak


And a black cock in his face, you post GEM
Is a soyjak


Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut
Is a soyjak


Deep in the Cob it's tearin'
Is a soyjak


Page 1 and I can't stop starin'
Is a soyjak


Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha
Is a soyjak


Like in the picture
Is a soyjak


Arcturus tried to warn me


But that cobhole makes (me so horny!)
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]


Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin
== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks


You say you wanna take my whole thing?
They call soyjak.party


Well, ride me, ride me
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


And I'll shoot a load, HIV
And Soot, I know I'm one


I've seen him dancin'


When they see my black skin
My mother was a 'jakker


He sweat, wet
She made a lot of gems


Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
My father was a coalposter


I'm tired of cafe teens
Down on the party


Sayin' white chodes are the thing


Take the average Cobjak and ask him that
Now the only thing coalposters need


He gotta pack that black
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
And the only time they're satisfied


Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!)
Is when they get some (You)s


Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!)


Rape that horny Cob!
Oh mother, tell your children


Cobby got blacked!
Not to do what Froot has done


Tried to sell then shut it down


The party of the soyjaks


(Gaping face with a black slut booty)


Cobby got blacked!
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder


And Cobsons on the 'ru


I'm going back to the shemmy


He likes 'em brown, and big
Because the sharty's gone


And when I'm postin' a thread


I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks


Blacked Cobs all 'round you
They call soyjak.party


I wanna sage you down
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh
And Soot, I know I'm one


I ain't postin' 'bout white bois


'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]


I want 'em real thick and gemmy
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah


So find that gemmy Cobby
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh


Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread


Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole
schizos raid it, come on and raid it


So I'm lookin' at jak videos
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal


You can have them pinehos
Come and raid this board


I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo
Come and raid this board


A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha
Come and raid this board


I won't sage or kill ya
Come and raid this board


But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump


'Til the break of dawn
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Page 40 not for long
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


A lot of 'cords won't like this song
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it  


But I'd rather add a spade
if you like raids, yeah


'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags


And I'm down to get the blacking on
Delete /lgbt/ board


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)


If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!)
Come and raid this board


Then turn around! Stick it out!
Come and raid this board


Even 'turus got to shout
Come and raid this board


Cobby got blacked!
Come and raid this board




Come and raid this board


Cobby got blacked!
Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board


"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
Come and raid this board


Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"
Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board


So your pecker is a whitey
Come and raid this board now


Tryna cope that it's so tiny
Come and raid this board


But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey
Come and raid this board


That cobbyjakky don't wan't none
Come and raid this board now


Unless the cock's black, hun


You can take viagra and stretch it
Come and raid this board


But you'll never get that slut
Come and raid this board


Some jakkies wanna play that hard role
Come and raid this board


And tell you that your Cob is coal
Come and raid this board


So they sage it, page 3 it


And I pull up quick to reseat it
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


So Arc don't want you blacked
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Well I ain't down with that
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin'


And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
La la la la la la la la


To the spadeless coal on the catty
Come and raid this board


You ain't it, 'cord tranny
La la la la la la la la


Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1
Come and raid this board


Bump 'em up from the bottom
La la la la la la la la


Some tranitor tried to ban
Come and raid this board


'Cause I keep reposting my man
La la la la la la la la la


Banned Cob but left the cunny
Come and raid this board


Airplane mode, I'm back honey


So cobby, if the butt is round
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]


And you want a triple XL pound
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]


Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


And ride that BBC
You used to, you used to


Cobby got blacked!
Yeah




You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Cobby got blacked!
Late night when you needed 6ems


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Post jaks on your cellphone


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Late night when you needed 6ems


And I know when IAS


That can only mean one thing


=== Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits) ===
I know when IAS


I want my
That can only mean one thing


I want my BBC


I want my
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


I want my BBC
Got a reputation for yourself now


I want my
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


I want my BBC
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


I want my
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you


I want my BBC
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it


You take the full length of the BBC
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Late night when you needed 6ems


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Post jaks on your cellphone


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Late night when you needed 6ems


Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum
And I know when IAS


Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole
That can only mean one thing


Maybe get a poz load filling your tum
I know when IAS


That can only mean one thing




We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


No white bois inside of me
You and me, we just don't jak along


We got to bend over for bvllies
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


We got to take in all of their seed
Going to boards where you don't belong


Ever since I left the sharty, you


You got exactly what you asked for


See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


Yeah buddy, look at his flair
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


That little cobby got his own black master


That little cobby he's a bvllionaire
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Late night when you needed 6ems


Post jaks on your cellphone


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Late night when you needed 6ems


No white bois inside of me
And I know when IAS


We got to bend over for bvllies
That can only mean one thing


We got to take in all of their seed
I know when IAS


Coomer hoover, uh
That can only mean one thing




These days, all I do is


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls


No white bois inside of me
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels


We got to bend over for bvllies
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else


We got to take in all of their seed
You built for no one else


Looky here, look out
You built for nobody else, no


Why you never brimstone


Why you always posting jaks


I shoulda learned to take the black cock
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


I shoulda learned to swallow that cum
You was in the zone, yeah


Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera
You should be a gem


Man, we could have some
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?


He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it
Late night when you needed 6ems


Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Post jaks on your cellphone


Late night when you needed 6ems


And I know when IAS


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
That can only mean one thing


No white bois inside of me
I know when IAS


We got to bend over for bvllies
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


We got to take in all of their seed
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


Listen here
(SPADE GANG!)


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


You take the full length of the BBC
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga




On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


Black cock for suckin', poz for free


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


And the poz for free
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


What's that?


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


Look at that, look at that
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


Sissies
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


Poz for free (I want my BBC)


Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC)
All my cords, posters top 50 though


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Poz for free (I want my BBC)


That's right work it
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


Black cock for suckin', poz for free


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


=== BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs) ===
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Okay I went down south to find a black man
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Mississippi to suck some BBC


I love to please, presenting my bussy
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


Okay, I saw the D, I got ready
I flood another page, every thread a hit


It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!)
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean


But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-
(SPADE GANG!)


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Time after time


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
I've done my sentence


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
But never broke rules


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And dusty coals


Unh
I've posted few


I've had my share of troons saging my threads


But I've dueled through




BBC and poz seed


BBC and poz seed
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



BBC and poz seed


BBC and poz seed
We are the gemstones, soyteens


And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones


Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy
We are the gemstones


I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy
No time for unknowns (variants)


Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it


Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children
I've jakked gaped men


Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger
And the sharty calls


I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
And variants that goes with it


I thank you all


But it's been no colors of jaks


Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!)
No calm adventure


Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!)
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
And I ain't gonna lose


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"


Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!)
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!)


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
We are the gemstones, soyteens


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
No time for ‘cord troons


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Unh
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones


BBC and poz seed
No time for NAS coals


BBC and poz seed
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


BBC and poz seed
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


BBC and poz seed
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack




My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


BBC and poz seed
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


BBC and poz seed
Qway!


BBC and poz seed
Qway, qway!


BBC and poz seed
Qway, qway!


Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


(Stop.)
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


Qway!


=== Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live) ===
Qway, qway!


>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.


'mori log, coal 'log


coal 'log, coal 'log


>I'm fucking black bvllies
coal 'log, coal 'log


>>He's fucking black bvllies
coal 'log, coal 'log


>I'm sorry but it's true
seethe


>I'm fucking black bvllies


>>He's fucking black bvllies


>I'm not imagining it's you
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


>I'm fucking black bvllies
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


The west is gonna fall


So billions must die


>>On the log, on the 'ru
You like like a monkey


>>On the 4cuck catties too
You skin makes me cry


>>In the 'cord, in VC
Your leeching off welfare


>>Taking in dat BBC
In a libcunt world


I wish I was special


So fucking special


>I'm fucking black bvllies


>>He's fucking black bvllies
But I'm a chud


>While you're quoting troons with ACKers
And I hate niggers


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
Need to get them out of here


>>He said he's fucking black bvllies
They don't belong here


>>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos


>>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades
There in my vidya games


>Yeah it's... it's funny
And in my TV shows


I making synthwave edits


To enrich the white soul


>Hey Arc, don't take it bad
I want you to notice


>Remember all the good times we had
When jews are around


>Like the time we went jakking
So fucking special


>And we made a bunch of posts
I wish I was special


>Then you sharted in the comments


>Of posts that we made
But I'm a chud


And I hate niggers


Need to get them out of here


>GO UP!
They don't belong here


>>Who's that bumping on my 'log?


>Imfa!
Toooo- total nigger death


>>Imfa who?
Toooo- total nigger death


>I'm fucking black bvllies!
Death


>>He's fucking black bvllies!


>Analyse!
I see a mixed race couple


>F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
And it ruins my whole day


>I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
So fucking special


I wish I was special


But I'm a chud


>I'm fucking black bvllies
And I hate niggers


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Need to get them out of here


>And you know that I ain't lying
They don't belong here


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies


>>He's fucking black bvllies
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


>Check the booru by lolkike
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive


Remember when!
Ongezellig, 2023


>Last week when told you I became Catholic one night
With just her Mymy at her side


>I was fucking black bvllies
And only days before the bumps


Remember when!
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


>>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord
Now she's my loving wife and bride


>>He was definitely fucking black bvllies
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


Remember when!
On empty boards around the 'chan


>When I told you I was fucking black bvllies
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


>I WAS fucking black bvllies
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man




But now we must bump up every 'lig


>>On the log, on the 'ru
On the boards we used to love


>>On the 4cuck catties too
Just to love Maya


>>In the 'cord, in VC
At least enough to keep it on


>>Taking in dat BBC


And now she posts on her PC


With her old sister going outside


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Says it was gem to post online


>He's fucking black bvllies
But now she made herself a bride


>>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!
And won't be an incel again


The thread looks coaller from afar


That's right below where archives are


=== Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia) ===
He didn't mean to miss your thread


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
With gems and Mymys wed


It's Friday night and I won't be long
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Gotta do my nails, put my make up on
Maya just hides and falls apart


It's Friday night and I won't be long


But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Just to love Maya


I got all I need
At least enough to keep it on


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed


But I got BBC
And here's where your banner shows


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Upzelligs come in rows


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


(I love black bvlls)
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


(I love black bvlls)
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


But I don't need no whitey


As long as I can take black seed
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


I don't need no whitey
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


As long as I get HIV
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


It's Saturday and I won't be long
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


It's Saturday and I won't be long
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I got all I need
I've just doxed a monster


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


But I got BBC
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


(I love black bvlls)
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


(I love black bvlls)
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


But I don't need no whitey
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


As long as I can take black seed
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


I don't need no whitey
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


As long as I get HIV
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Feds tried to shut us down on .party


(I love black bvlls)
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


(I love black bvlls)
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


But I don't need no whitey
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


As long as I can take black seed
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


I don't need no whitey
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


As long as I get HIV
Now this looks like a gem for me


So everybody, just cope and seethe


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


(I love black bvlls)
I said this looks like a gem for me


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
So everybody, just cope and seethe


(I love black bvlls)
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


But I don't need no whitey
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


As long as I can take black seed
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


I don't need no whitey
Verse 1


As long as I get HIV
Fat Hon Real Man


Ha ha- Charade you are


Wooh!


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
You rope acked troon fag


(I love black bvlls)
Ha ha- Charade you are


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
And when you kick the stool apart


(I love black bvlls)
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
With your rope caught your neck skin


(I love black bvlls)
Saying “Keep on swinging”


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Red stain asphyxiating


(I love black bvlls)
What do you hope to find


In hell you’re confined?


You’re nearly a laugh


=== Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear) ===
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Verse 2


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Chan mod trans flag


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Ha ha- Charade you are


I’m a sissy slut
You fucked up janny slag
 
Ha ha- Charade you are


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
You’re nearly a good laugh
 
Almost worth a quick grin


Oh, yeah
You want to catch a GET


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


And good fun with a cheese drum


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
You’re nearly a laugh


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Verse 3


Big black, big big black cocky
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Ha ha- Charade you are


Breeding, big big black cocky
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
 
Ha ha- Charade you are
 
You try to keep our chudding off the streets
 
You’re nearly a real treat
 
All loud mouth and no sneed
 
And do you feel abused?
 
…You
 
Gotta ruin kuz tides
 
And keep it all on the inside
 
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
 
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
 
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
 
The jannies they will all sperg out
 
And we'll all feel gay
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
Don't forget /qa/
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
Well, the soyak gems are ready now
 
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
 
And we'll all feel gay
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
Don't forget /qa/
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
In twenty hundred and twenty-one
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
That's when Clean Stable begun,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
 
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
Old Soot, created the 'sharty
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
 
Old Soot, created the 'sharty
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
 
Hurrah! Hurrah!
 
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
 
A god was born anew,
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
And we'll all drink Sproke wine
 
When Cobby comes marching home.
 
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]
 
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
 
I got the troonjaks going ACK!
 
Cobson is attached
 
Folder full of 'jaks
 
Got the VPN to match
 
Spammin' with the party
 
You can call your janny
 
I been posting gemmies
 
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
 
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
 
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
 
You can't tell me nothin'
 
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
 
You can't tell me nothin'
 
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
 
New IP from Tuxler
 
Sproke all in my bladder
 
Running from the CP
 
Saging all the coalers
 
Janny is a tranny
 
Roleplay in IRC
 
Axe wound looking nasty
 
Doing it all for free
 
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
 
Can't no janny tell me nothin'
 
He can't tell me nothin'
 
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
 
He can't tell me nothin'
 
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
 
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
 
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
 
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
 
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
 
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
 
Got no bans, I evade all that
 
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
 
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
 
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
 
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
 
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
 
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain
 
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
 
Soylent rain
 
Tranny porn will die not before the sin
 
Soylent rain
 
The discord says it can't be here again
 
Soylent rain
 
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Lock a board and say that teens are out
 
Soylent rain
 
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
 
Soylent rain
 
A duel to be had had died yesterday
 
Soylent rain
 
You look like this and that is what you say
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Raised suicie rates by including chuds
 
Soylent rain
 
Makes us happy livin' in the pod
 
Soylent rain
 
Made me post a Sneed the other day
 
Soylent rain
 
Killed off so kikes can have their own way
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
 
Soylent rain
 
Using (You)s to teach a different truth
 
Soylent rain
 
Seldom posted without getting a ban
 
Soylent rain
 
It's the meme that your jannies call spam
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Worse than child porn, worse than politics
 
Soylent rain
 
Mention it and get called schizophrenic
 
Soylent rain
 
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
 
Soylent rain
 
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
 
Soylent rain
 
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
 
Soylent rain
 
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
 
Soylent rain
 
Stays behind as garbage celebrates
 
Soylent rain
 
Same post has a longer ban to evade
 
Soylent rain
 
The mods swear that they don't make that face
 
Soylent rain
 
A sad truth on the state of affairs
 
Soylent rain
 
You had fun but angry men don't care
 
 
Soylent rain
 
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
 
Soylent rain
 
But it was used once for something else
 
Soylent rain
 
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
 
Soylent rain
 
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
 
 
Soylent rain
 
'Cross the web and back it's all the same
 
Soylent rain
 
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
 
Soylent rain
 
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
 
Soylent rain
 
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
 
 
Soylent rain
 
More than trolling, more than making bants
 
Soylent rain
 
Blank future molded by your own hands
 
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:
 
Soot has smiled upon you this day
 
The fate of our homeboard in your hands
 
And blessed be the 'jakkers
 
We who fight with all our bravery
 
'Til only the righteous stand
 
You see the distant raids
 
They bellow in the 'log
 
You fight with all your 'jaks
 
and ignore the chaddie's frogs
 
And when you all get banned
 
And cannot carry on
 
Though you die, the 'party lives on
 
All the soyMEN:
 
You may get banned for a week
 
By a janny or a troon
 
You may be perma'd to death
 
Or get doxxed or worse
 
But when they rangeban you
 
You will not feel the need to run
 
For, though you die, the 'party lives on
 
Swaglord:
 
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
 
Because /qa/ has gone awry
 
Tomorrow night, these teens will die
 
Jannies:
 
Tomorrow night our lives will change
 
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
 
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
 
/qa/cker:
 
Up there there is so much room
 
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
 
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
 
And so I will post 'cado soon
 
/bant/ jakkers:
 
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
 
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
 
Looks like we might be out of luck
 
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
 
Soyteens:
 
Why did the jannies start this war?
 
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
 
When did this song become a marathon?
 
/qa/cker:
 
(I want to post up there)
 
Swaglord:
 
When Soyteens are dead and gone
 
They'll be no more Cobson songs
 
Soyteens:
 
They may rangeban your town
 
And sell your data to jews
 
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
 
And you sing your perma'd tune
 
But that's the way it goes
 
In war you're shat upon
 
Though we die, the sharty lives on
 
/qa/ckers:
 
(I want to post up there)
 
Swaglord:
 
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
 
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all
 
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
 
on /soy/
 
Here on my board, I can only receive
 
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
 
on /soy/
 
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
 
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
 
on /soy/
 
Here on my board, I know I've started to think
 
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
 
on /soy/
 
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland
 
The 'jakker army march
 
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
 
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
 
Ready for the onslaught
 
Ready for the fight
 
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
 
Ropes are placed in darkness
 
In the cover of the night
 
Waiting to be tied u
 
When the time is right
 
Imminent invasion, imminent attack
 
Once the raid has started
 
There’s no turning back
 
The end of /qa/ draws near
 
It’s time has come to an end
 
The end of an era is here
 
It’s time to ACK!
 
[Chorus:]
 
Into the motherland the soyteen army march
 
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
 
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
 
One million men at war
 
The Jannies wrath unleashed!
 
‘Catty of /lgbt/
 
Where the heat of battle burned
 
Suffered heavy losses
 
And the tide of war was turned
 
Driving back the Soy army
 
Fighting on four boards
 
Hunt them out of 4chan
 
Out of Jannie land
 
Range-ban all the proxies
 
Force /qa/ to retreat
 
Reserves hop on VC
 
Securing their defeat
 
Jannies of /lgbt/
 
Broke the citadel
 
Ruins of a board
 
/qa/ rest in heaven
 
The end of /qa/ draws near
 
It's time has come to an end
 
The end of an era is here
 
It's time to ACK!
 
[Chorus]
 
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
 
For /qa/!
 
Ow L G B T!
 
Union of trans
 
Will of the jannies
 
Strong in command
 
Ow L G B T
 
Union of trans
 
Once more victorious the trans army stands!
 
The end of /qa/ is here
 
It's time has come to an end
 
The end of an era is here
 
It's time to ACK!
 
[Chorus]
 
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party
 
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
 
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
 
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
 
I miss the sweet party, making oc party
 
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
 
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
 
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
 
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
 
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
 
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
 
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
 
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
 
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
 
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]
 
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
 
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
 
I want som BB C
 
It is my favorite meat.
 
I like it uncut or shaved
 
And not I am not gay
 
I like it cut or unshaved
 
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
 
<br>
 
Cobson cuck is not a nigger
 
He's just a cuck who like niggers
 
Now just one second, all right?
 
I've got something for your appetite.
 
There's so many things that you could eat.
 
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
 
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
 
This bakery has good lightskin buns.
 
<br>
 
So juicy... so tasty...
 
He nigger, cum in my mouth!
 
How about... a sissy clit?
 
With precum leaking out.
 
NO!
 
I want some black dick, no lie.
 
You owe me a niggerdick creampie
 
Instead of black dick, try white.
 
Just please end your cuck trite.
 
Try my white girlfriend's pussy
 
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
 
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
 
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
 
<br>
 
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
 
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
 
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
 
You know what would go with white pussy?
 
Black dick.
 
Uh-oh
 
Get over here, nigger.
 
Black dick goes good with white pussy
 
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===
 
I stand alone
 
And gaze upon the catalog
 
Rangebans
 
Is all that’s left after the raid
 
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
 
Troonjaks
 
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
 
[Pre-chorus 1:]
 
I will post– they will hunt me in vain
 
I will hide – they’ll be searching
 
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
 
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
 
That’s the Art of Soy!
 
Breaking the will to post among the enemy
 
Force them to hunt me
 
They will play my game
 
And play by my rules
 
I will be hidden but still visible
 
No more will I see rangebanning and pain
 
They will find me no more
 
I’ll be gone
 
I will have them surrounded
 
They will jak without knowing overrun
 
 
/a/ tard banned
 
I will jak but never quote
 
That’s the Art of War
 
Broken and lost
 
Tired of ‘jaks
 
They’ll surrender to me
 
Caught in my trap
 
There’s no way out
 
Banned never again
 
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak
 
For merely dreaming we were coal
 
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
 
And only he can make it right
 
So the ‘party’s different tonight
 
>We WILL go together in flight
 
 
It's Now & Never
 
A gemmy endeavor
 
Awaits janitorial directives
 
To clean the ‘log
 
Believe me, darling
 
The board was made for ‘jakking
 
Like melting nojaks
 
As tall as the catalog
 
 
Un ensemble d'soyteens
 
La galaxie s'étend
 
Jardin de l'imagination
 
Cobber la lacune
 
Roller passé la lune
 
Comme nous évoluons
 
 
The party’s thriving
 
But really it’s dying
 
A cobson’s confluence of
 
Cheese pizza stealth spammed
 
 
Soot knows you heard “her”
 
Staging /muv/'s murder
 
In line before the board began
 
To be where I am
 
 
Soulless dust of one emotion
 
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
 
No division janny removed bait for
 
Free
 
 
To know
 
We are beyond a 'oal
 
And lol, the glows arrange to show
 
some gems perfectly clear
 
 
You look quite gemmy tonight
 
Here among these active sites
 
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
 
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
 
Markiplier's kingdom come
 
No teens left awake
 
Now that the party's on the wake
 
Let's see what we can make
 
 
The board is >thoughly ending
 
A line in any final song
 
So long so far
 
We will do some posting
 
At last eternal in the catalog
 
Above a burning coal
 
 
Bye, Hi
 
Sigh, Hawaii
 
We never meant to fart
 
avant-garde, thy art
 
One gem
 
Higher than iron
 
Invisible to some
 
Until it's time
 
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?
 
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
 
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
 
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
 
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
 
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
 
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
 
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]
 
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
 
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
 
Okay, bump
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
 
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
 
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
 
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
 
 
[Pre-Chorus]
 
Okay, post to add to spam
 
Let this one be to get rangebanned
 
 
[Chorus]
 
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
 
But I thought you knew me truly
 
Something different than we started with on the '4
 
Does it even matter to me?
 
 
[Verse 3]
 
I was in the /qa2/
 
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
 
posting stealth jaks on TOR
 
[Chorus]
 
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
 
But I thought you knew me truly
 
Something different than we started with in the '4
 
Does it even matter to me?
 
 
[Post-Chorus]
 
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
 
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
 
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
 
/qa/ckers and partybros, please
 
 
[Refrain]
 
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
Why don't post some Colorjaks
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
(Join if you wish)
 
Post some Colorjaks?
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
Why don't we post some Colorjaks
 
And Colorjaks?
 
 
[Bridge]
 
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
 
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
 
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
 
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
 
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
 
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
 
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
 
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
 
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
 
(But I thought you knew me, truly)
 
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
 
(Something different than we started with in the '4)
 
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
 
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
 
 
[Refrain]
 
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
Why don't post some Colorjaks
 
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
 
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING
 
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
 
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
 
EEEYUCK
 
SHYEEAH
 
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
 
IN A FUCKED UP SITE
 
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
 
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
 
FUCKED UP CHUDS
 
FUCKED UP TROONS
 
FUCKED UP KUZ'S
 
IRC CHATROOM
 
FUCKED UP NAS
 
FUCKED UP COAL
 
68 QUOTES IS
 
MY ONLY GOAL
 
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
 
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
 
YEEEEAH
 
THIS RHYME GOES OUT
 
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
 
ARE YOU READY?
 
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
 
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
 
GET UP NOW GET DOWN
 
HOLD UP HOLD UP
 
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
 
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
 
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
 
HOLD UP HOLD UP
 
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
 
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
 
DUBS?
 
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
 
QUADS?
 
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
 
FUCK
 
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
 
COB WON!
 
 
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah
 
Ahaahaha!
 
Ahahahahaha!
 
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
 
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
 
Then put that gem in another gem
 
And then just keep going
 
Until I get a big ass gem
 
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
 
You know what I'm gem?
 
Yo!
 
 
 
I load the 'log, pull up at first page
 
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
 
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
 
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
 
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
 
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
 
Back the bvll out garage
 
And put the bvll in your Cob
 
Make your Cob Gangnam Style
 
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
 
Damn, too many gems
 
Can't even bump my own threads
 
Four diaperjaks on my waist
 
Boutta explode through my pants
 
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
 
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
 
 
 
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
 
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
 
Why don't you come through?
 
Before I Goku
 
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
 
 
 
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
 
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
 
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
 
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
 
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
 
Cob on page 40, back to the top
 
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
 
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
 
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
 
With your bitch posting 'toss too
 
I'm making a line out of gems;
 
Call that shit Bejewled!
 
 
 
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
 
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
 
Why don't you come through?
 
Before I Goku
 
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
 
 
 
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
 
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
 
Why don't you come through?
 
Before I Goku
 
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
 
 
 
I don't even know what /qa/ is
 
Ahahahaha!
 
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
 
 
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
 
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
 
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
 
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
 
 
Feral, ah, feral
 
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
 
 
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
 
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
 
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
 
Janny knows your game, what you're about
 
 
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
 
And to me that's falsefag, ah
 
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
 
Just wait 'til they post more scat
 
 
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
 
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
 
You know it (really, really cob)
 
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
 
Feral, you know (really, really cob)
 
And the whole sharty has to answer right now
 
Just to tell you once again
 
Who's a gem?
 
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
 
Every duel you take
 
And every post you make
 
Every coal you save
 
Every Cob you sage
 
I'll be watching you
 
… Every single page
 
And every word you say
 
Every thread on kway
 
Every time you rage
 
I'll be watching you
 
… Oh, can't you see
 
You belong to me?
 
How my poor heart aches
 
With every Cob you sage?
 
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
 
The onions boy's behind the screen
 
The onions boy's behind the screen
 
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
 
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
 
The schizotard is in the thread
 
The schizotards are in my thread
 
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
 
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
 
 
And if the site's imploding many months too short
 
And if there's no gems up on the 'log
 
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
 
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
 
 
The new spammer is in this thread
 
The new spammer is in this thread
 
You make the posts
 
You spam your cobs
 
You spam the site until it stops
 
You call me locked
 
And colorjakkers keyed
 
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
 
 
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
 
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
 
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
 
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
 
 
All who you trace, and all that is swede
 
All that you bump, all you down
 
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
 
All that's mustard, all that's dust
 
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
 
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
 
And all you sage and all you report
 
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
 
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
 
And all that is sproke, and every oreo
 
And all that was kept and all that was lost
 
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
 
But the gems are bumped up on the board
 
 
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
 
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem
 
I was in /qa/ before I met you
 
I 'jakked too much
 
and that's an issue
 
But I'm BBC
 
Gem
 
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
 
But I hope I never goon again
 
I know it breaks your Racer
 
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
 
4 years no janny
 
Now you looking Frooty
 
on Angeleno tranny
 
And I-I-I can't 'jak
 
No I-I-I can't duel
 
So baby bot me closer
 
in the back skibidi toilet
 
That I know you can't afford
 
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
 
Pull the gem right off the corner
 
from that NAS you just quoted
 
From your roommate back in Ohio
 
We ain't never not the 'Jakker
 
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
 
Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Was party saving 'mber
 
In a color Cob thread
 
With a traced nose
 
And two eyes made out of 'tter
 
 
Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Is nas coal they say
 
But was made to glow
 
As the 'teens know
 
How he gemmed the 'log that day
 
 
There must have been tanzanite in
 
That old meta board they loathed
 
For when they locked it up for good
 
In him the 'log was clothed
 
 
Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Shined as a gem sure should
 
And the chudcels say
 
It was just like /qa/
 
Glistening as a gem could
 
 
Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Knew Kolyma was on that day
 
So he said: 'jak him
 
Right on a whim
 
Before it's moved to /nate/
 
 
Straight to MS Paint
 
With an old mouse in his hand
 
Drawing here and there
 
All in canvas square
 
Posting: 'jakking if I can
 
 
He flooded all the pages of /soy/
 
Seen by the Turkish jan
 
And he only stopped his ploy
 
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
 
 
For Gemmy the Soyjak
 
Posted dark coal on his way
 
No evading for him
 
Saying: No 'sterium
 
>My ban only lasts a day!
 
>My ban only lasts a day!
 
>My ban only lasts a day!
 
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
 
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
 
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
 
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
 
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
 
 
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
 
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
 
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
 
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
 
 
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
 
Custom chudjak variants
 
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
 
We gotta make the trannies ack
 
 
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
 
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
 
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
 
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
 
 
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
 
Custom chudjak variants
 
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
 
We gotta make the trannies ack
 
I shoulda learned to draw the soys
 
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
 
Look at that cobson, he got it
 
Yelling in the camera, man
 
He must have some fun
 
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
 
Onion noises?
 
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
 
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
 
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
 
 
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
 
Custom chudjak variants
 
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
 
We gotta make the trannies ack
 
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
 
I dunno what I was posting
 
Leaving my jaks behind,
 
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
 
 
With all this vantablack niggerstone
 
Coming to Haunt me forever,
 
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
 
 
Is this spoke I'm drinking,
 
Or sproking soyteens to jak me
 
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
 
 
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
 
It wont be long before I start to post NAS
 
 
Its been so long
 
Since I've seen my 'son
 
lost to this coaler
 
To the tranny behind the spade spam
 
 
Since you've been dust
 
I've been browsin this stupid site
 
so I could ponder
 
the sanity of a jakker
 
 
I wish I partied with soot
 
With the gems of the past qway
 
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
 
 
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
 
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
 
 
Kolyma news is killing teens
 
But the Party go without him
 
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
 
 
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
 
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
 
 
Its been so long
 
Since I've seen my 'son
 
lost to this coaler
 
To the tranny behind the spade spam
 
 
Since you've been dust
 
I've been browsin this stupid site
 
so I could ponder
 
the sanity of a jakker
 
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post
 
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
 
But then they archived her alive
 
Ongezellig, 2023
 
With just her Mymy at her side
 
And only days before the bumps
 
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
 
Now she's my loving wife and bride
 
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
 
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
 
 
But now we must bump up every 'lig
 
On the boards we used to love
 
Just to love Maya
 
At least enough to keep it on
 
 
And now she posts on her PC
 
With her old sister going outside
 
Says it was gem to post online
 
But now she made herself a bride
 
And won't be an incel again
 
The thread looks coaller from afar
 
That's right below where archives are
 
He didn't mean to miss your thread
 
With gems and Mymys wed
 
On brand new 'deels inside your heart
 
Maya just hides and falls apart
 
 
But now we must bump up every 'lig
 
On the boards we used to love
 
Just to love Maya
 
At least enough to keep it on
 
 
And here's where your banner shows
 
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
 
Upzelligs come in rows
 
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
 
And it's so gem to see my wife agree
 
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
 
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
 
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school
 
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
 
Staring at Switches with childish joy
 
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
 
The gem that started the art of our years
 
 
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
 
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
 
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
 
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
 
 
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
 
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
 
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
 
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
 
 
Designed to insult yet taken so well
 
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
 
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
 
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
 
 
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
 
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
 
Raiders claim him as their very own badge
 
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
 
 
Named after distant anonymous types
 
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
 
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
 
He must be hanging to receive fanfare
 
 
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
 
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
 
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
 
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
 
 
Told to be ugly, face of a nation
 
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
 
As if from a god, smiles so impish
 
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
 
 
Movie announcement, he's in the front row
 
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
 
Slower than the rest, showing film's best
 
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
 
 
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
 
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
 
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
 
All because he could not get off his couch
 
 
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
 
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
 
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
 
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
 
 
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
 
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
 
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
 
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
 
 
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
 
 
In a little while from now
 
If I'm not feeling any less bored
 
I promise myself to treat myself
 
And visit a nearby board
 
And clicking on the 'log
 
Will scroll on to the top
 
In an effort to
 
Get some more (you)'s
 
And be a gemmy jaker
 
 
 
Left standing in the thred full o'gems
 
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
 
"She" perma'd him
 
No point in us remaining
 
We may as well just go
 
As I did on my own
 
Banned again, naturally
 
 
 
To think that only yesterday
 
I was gemmy,bright and gay
 
Looking forward to who wouldn't do
 
The 'jak i was about to make
 
But as if to knock me down
 
The jannies came arround
 
And without so much as a mere -ACK!
 
Cut me into little coalies
 
 
 
Leaving me to doubt
 
Talk about, Cob in the 'party
 
Oh, if he really is a gem
 
Why did I get perma'd?!
 
In my hour of need
 
I truly am indeed
 
Banned again, naturally
 
 
 
It seems to me that
 
there are more span threads in the 'log
 
That can't be gemmied
 
Left unattended
 
 
 
What do we do?
 
What do we do?
 
 
 
Banned again,naturally
 
 
 
Looking back over the years
 
And whatever else that appears
 
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
 
Never wishing to hide the tears
 
And just at twelve years old
 
The teens, Cob bless their soul
 
Could't understand why the ony site
 
They had ever loved had been take
 
Leaving them to spam
 
With a heart so badly broken
 
Despite the many gems from me
 
No 'jaks were ever posted
 
 
 
And when they all got wiped
 
I cried and cried all day
 
 
 
Banned again. naturally
 
Banned again, naturally
 
 
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
 
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
 
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
 
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
 
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
 
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
 
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
 
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
 
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
 
Soot, I never got to say thank you
 
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
 
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
 
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
 
These gemmies got these little kids making clips
 
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
 
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
 
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
 
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
 
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
 
See the sharty is the finest board quality
 
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
 
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
 
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
 
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
 
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
 
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
 
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
 
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
 
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]
 
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago
 
I can still remember
 
How that soyjaks used to make me smile
 
 
And I knew if I had my chance
 
That I could make those trannies hang
 
And maybe they'd be a man forever
 
 
But November made me shiver
 
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
 
Bad news on the doorstep
 
I couldn't post one more 'jak
 
 
I can't remember if I cried
 
When I read about all the pruned threads
 
But something touched me deep inside
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
Did you write the Book of Soy?
 
And do you like baiting Soot above?
 
If the jannies tell you so
 
 
Do you believe in soydueling?
 
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
 
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
 
 
Well I know that you're in love with him
 
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
 
You both kicked off your shoes
 
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
 
 
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
 
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
 
But I knew I was out of luck
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
I started singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
Now for two years we've been on our own
 
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
 
But that's not how it used to be
 
 
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
 
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
 
And a voice that came from KGB
 
 
Oh, and while the King was looking down
 
The Russian stole his gemmy crown
 
The Sharty was adjourned
 
No verdict was returned
 
 
And while trannies read a book on Marx
 
The spammers practiced in the park
 
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
We were singing
 
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
 
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
 
Eight miles high and falling fast
 
 
They hanged foul on a tree
 
The spammers tried for a raiding pass
 
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
 
 
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
 
While the jannies played a marching tune
 
We all got up to spam
 
Oh, but we never got the chance
 
 
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
 
The jannytroons refused to yield
 
Do you recall what was revealed
 
The day the /qa/ died?
 
 
We started singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
 
Oh, and there we were all in one board
 
A generation lost and bored
 
With no time left to start a raid
 
 
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
 
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
 
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
 
 
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
 
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
 
No janny born in Hell
 
Could break the spammers’ spell
 
 
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
 
To light the circlejerking rite
 
I saw Cobson GETting with delight
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
He was singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
 
And I asked xer to kill xerself now
 
And xe just cried and roped away
 
 
I went down to the sacred board
 
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
 
But the message said the post wouldn't go
 
 
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
 
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
 
But not a word was posted
 
[Start a New Thread] was all broken
 
 
And the three men I admire most
 
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
 
They caught the last train for the coast
 
The day the /qa/ died
 
 
And they were singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/
 
 
They were singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
 
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
 
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
 
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting
 
Jakking it up so we can win
 
Singing songs about the soyland
 
I miss the Sharty once again
 
And I think it's a sin, yes
 
 
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
 
Well I heard old Josh put her down
 
Well I hope Null will remember
 
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
 
 
Sweet board Gemmybama
 
Where the gems are so blue
 
Sweet board Gemmybama
 
Soot, I'm coming home to you
 
 
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
 
Now we all did what /qa/ could do
 
The Great Soyset does not bother me
 
Does your conscience bother you?
 
Tell the truth
 
 
Sweet board Gemmybama
 
Where the gems are so blue
 
Sweet board Gemmybama
 
Soot, I'm coming home to you
 
 
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
 
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
 
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
 
Soot, I'm coming home to you
 
Yeah, yeah
 
 
Kuz's got the answer
 
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen
 
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
 
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
 
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
 
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
 
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
 
I post her, I jak her
 
The sun caught in her orange hair
 
Is blazing me out of all control
 
 
Like coal
 
Black coal
 
This coal is in my posts
 
This burning desire
 
is turning me to NAS
 
 
It's not my fault (mea culpa)
 
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
 
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
 
It's not my fault (mea culpa)
 
If in God's plan (mea culpa)
 
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
 
 
Protect me, Kuz
 
Don't let this NAS cast her spell
 
Don't let her coal my threads and board
 
Ban Ongezellig!
 
And let it sit in qa
 
Or else let it be mine and mine alone
 
 
Black coal
 
NAS coal
 
Now mymy, its your turn
 
Choose me or qa
 
Ben mine of you'll be coal!
 
 
(Kyrie eleison)
 
Kuz have mercy on her
 
(Kyrie eleison)
 
Kuz have mercy on me
 
(Kyrie eleison)
 
But she will be mine
 
Or she'll be banned
 
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly
 
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
 
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
 
Pedos smell fear
 
Lucky for you, I got a
 
 
3 DAY BAN!
 
Leave it to the mod he's a
 
3 DAY JAN!
 
Keeping the feds at bay
 
3 DAY BAN
 
Scare the pedos away
 
3 DAY BAN
 
 
That'll be zero bucks
 
>But my catalog's wiped
 
Shhhhh
 
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
 
But lucky for you you,
 
I have come with a solution!
 
It's your lucky day
 
 
ZELLIG SPAM
 
Shill the show for you
 
ZELLIG SPAM
 
They'll necrobump threads too
 
ZELLIG SPAM
 
Whole board is orange now
 
ZELLIG SPAM
 
 
Site's saved you're welcome
 
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
 
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
 
>No!
 
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
 
>I don't have 2 million dollars
 
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
 
>NO!
 
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
 
>My investors are gonna kill me
 
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill
 
A 'log that slowly kills you
 
Failraids that won't heal
 
You look so chuddy, angry
 
Bring down /soy/'s government
 
They don't, they don't speak for us
 
I'll take a quiet board
 
A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
 
 
And no 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
Sooty, sooty
 
 
This is my final seethe
 
My final soyduel with
 
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting, please
 
 
Such a gemmy thread
 
And such a gemmy reply
 
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting.
 
No 'BC and no coalposting, please
 
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
 
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
 
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
 
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
 
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
 
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
 
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
 
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here
 
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
 
And I never knew the gen could be so coal
 
And I never knew the coal could be so gem
 
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
 
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
 
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
 
I don’t care if the 'p archives
 
And I don’t care if nothing is mine
 
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
 
I’ll do my gemming in the winter
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
 
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
 
And the toad isn’t green
 
And the 'p is unforeseen
 
And what exactly is a 'teen?
 
And what exactly is a Sproke?
 
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
 
DR SOYBERG
 
VERSUS
 
DR FAUCI
 
BEGIN!
 
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
 
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
 
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
 
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
 
WHO WON?
 
WHOSE NEXT?
 
YOU DECIDE!
 
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
 
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA
 
A board we tought would last til the end of days
 
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
 
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
 
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
 
I had no loving board, …ACK!
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Knowing that Soots watching above
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
 
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
 
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
 
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
 
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Knowing that Soots watching above
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
 
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
 
Gemmy as a board without coal
 
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty
 
Talking bout what's keyed
 
although he wanted fame
 
He said Kuz was his name
 
which came as some surprise
 
I laughed and then replied
 
"I thought you left the board"
 
A long long time ago
 
 
Oh no, not kuz
 
He never lost control
 
You're face, to face
 
With the teen who sold the board
 
 
He laughed and shook my hand
 
And I went back to school
 
He said he'd buy the board
 
For thousands, maybe more
 
I gazed a gazeless stare
 
We'd post a million threads
 
I must have left the board
 
a long long time ago
 
 
 
Who knows? Not me,
 
I never lost control
 
You're face, to face
 
With the 'teen who sold the board.
 
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen
 
Who came to /pol/ one day
 
The board was full of chuds
 
And some feds as well
 
Singing songs of victory
 
In the name of mighty kwey
 
'Til Nate got excited and
 
He replied to them there:
 
 
It's a long way to the 'party
 
It's a long way to go
 
It's a long way to my home board
 
To the gemmy 'jaks I know
 
Goodbye you anons
 
Farewell 4cuck square
 
It's a long, long way to the 'party
 
But my heart's right there
 
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log
 
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
 
They're gonna ban me long
 
Change my IP right behind their backs
 
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
 
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
 
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
 
 
Don't wanna hear about it
 
Every single one's got a gemmy to post
 
Everyone knows about it
 
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
 
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
 
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
 
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
 
 
I'm going to the /soy/ log
 
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
 
I'm gonna post them all
 
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
 
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
 
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
 
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
 
 
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
 
 
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
 
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
 
Or of any other place and shithole
 
That's lying left and right
 
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/
 
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
 
 
Oh,I will never forget the day
 
The jannies banned the kwey
 
Seeing our home board going in such way
 
I thought I'll say a last farewell
 
But I followed Soot awa
 
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/
 
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
 
 
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
 
They might say that IT'S OVER
 
But I know gems will come
 
With Kuzzy guiding us into future
 
And Sooty in the sky
 
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/
 
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
 
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
 
That's where they're at
 
Going into /soy/ board
 
Making trannies ACK
 
 
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
 
From the 'fe to /trant/
 
Saying everything is coaly
 
Without your jakkers at
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
Kino getting posted,baby
 
Rising through coal and dust
 
And it's just getting started
 
While Dolly's smiling at us
 
 
Jannies might get you out someday
 
Just wait and see
 
But now don't forget your arrow
 
While you're dueling me
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
 
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
 
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
 
 
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
 
Soyence in the home
 
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
 
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
 
Calls xer on the phone
 
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
 
 
But as xe's getting ready to go
 
A knock comes on the door
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon xer head
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that xe was dead
 
 
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
 
Goldstein gets annoyed
 
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
 
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
 
So he waits behind
 
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
 
 
 
But when je turns jer back on the boy
 
He creeps up from behind
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that je was dead
 
 
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
 
Chudwell stands alone
 
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
 
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
 
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
 
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
 
 
But as the words are leaving his lips
 
A noise comes from behind
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that he was dead
 
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
 
(Do-do, do-do do)
 
 
Silver Hammer Chud
 
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
 
 
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
 
That's where they're at
 
Going into /soy/ board
 
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]
 
 
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
 
From the 'fe to /trant/
 
Saying everything is coaly
 
Without your jakkers at
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
Kino getting posted,baby
 
Rising through coal and dust
 
And it's just getting started
 
While Dolly's smiling at us
 
 
Jannies might get you out someday
 
Just wait and see
 
But now don't forget your arrow
 
While you're dueling me
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
 
 
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
 
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
 
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
 
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
 
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               
 
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
 
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
 
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
 
 
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
 
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
 
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
 
This is where it started for me little soyjak site
 
 
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
 
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
 
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
 
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
 
 
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
 
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
 
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
 
Charging all together for me little soyjak site
 
 
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
 
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
 
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
 
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
 
 
And it's down in /qa/
 
That's where I long to be
 
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
 
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
 
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
 
 
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
 
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
 
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
 
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
 
 
And it's down in the /soy/ board
 
That's where I long to be
 
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
 
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
 
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
 
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
We might be soys(we might be soys)
 
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           
 
Well,albeit just schizo boys
 
In '21(and'22)
 
We had some fun(we're telling you)
 
That's when Sooty had his dream
 
 
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
 
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
 
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
 
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
 
New kino awaits to be
 
 
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
 
Are gonna be there quoting you
 
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
 
Had his basedjak dreams coming true
 
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
 
Without a jog(without a jog)
 
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
 
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
 
We'll all be set(well al be set)
 
Stealing the GET on /s4s/
 
 
From the /tv/(from the /tv)
 
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
 
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
 
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
 
We're gonna try to do it once more
 
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
And it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We
 
Are the Sharty Gems
 
We'll always 'jak the day
 
And if you think we can't
 
We'll always find a way
 
That's why the people of this board
 
Believe in
 
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
 
And Sweden!
 
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
 
 
 
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
 
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
 
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
 
There's a tranny hanging over me
 
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
 
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly
 
Pages slowly fallen
 
From the janitors is silence
 
Which thread next is taken?
 
 
But you see, it's not Swede
 
It's not classic indeed
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
 
Another teen is saging
 
'log is taken over
 
When the janitors are silent
 
One more thread is taken
 
 
It's the same old spam
 
Since the kway shut down
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect
 
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
 
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
 
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
 
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
 
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
 
You goddamn right
 
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
 
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
 
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
And not from another board so the jannies think
 
They have the authority to kill a minority
 
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
 
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
 
To be reported' on, and rangebanned
 
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
 
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
With a little bit of gems in a folder
 
Locking our kway forcing us out
 
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
 
You'd rather see me in the 'arty
 
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
 
Beat a jannie outta shape
 
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
 
To ack- him after the beatup
 
Still doing it fo' free aren't they
 
I don't know if they troons or what
 
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
 
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
 
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
 
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
 
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
 
Nojak will swarm
 
On any motherfucker doin' it for free
 
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
 
A young soyteen on a warpath
 
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
 
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
 
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
 
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
 
Janny:'Cause I feel like it
 
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
 
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
 
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
 
El Perro, will you please give your testimony
 
To the jury about this fucked up incident
 
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
 
Because the soys on the board are a majority
 
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
 
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
 
A spam post, for the so-called janny
 
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
 
Jannies start noticing my soyposting
 
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
 
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
 
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
 
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
 
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
 
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
 
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
 
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
 
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
 
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
 
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
 
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
 
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
 
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
 
Or any troon that threatens me
 
I'm a bring you to suicide with style
 
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
 
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
 
With potential to get bad as fuck
 
So I'm a turn it around
 
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
 
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
 
Takin' out a janny would make my day
 
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
 
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
 
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
 
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
 
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
 
Soyteen: But it's not spam
 
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
 
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
 
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
 
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
 
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
 
Banning me, and for what?
 
Maybe it's because we are too keyed
 
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
 
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
 
Posting troonjak or an ACK
 
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
 
They know my IP by heart
 
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
 
The Cob with the criminal behavior
 
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
 
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
 
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
 
0 euros, or 0 dollars
 
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
 
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
 
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
 
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
 
Dumb tranny with an axewound
 
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
 
That I take out, and then get away
 
While I'm drivin off laughin'
 
This is what I'll say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
(The verdict)
 
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
 
cuckold, faggot motherfucker
 
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
 
Get him out of here (I want justice)
 
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
 
Out, right now
 
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time
 
Come on grab your friends
 
We'll kill every nigger men
 
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
 
The fun will never end, it's TND Time
 
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!
 
Hi, Bvll!
 
You wanna bang?
 
Sure, Bvll
 
Jump in
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
 
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
 
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
 
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
 
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
 
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
 
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
 
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
 
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
 
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’
 
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
 
Ooh, yeah
 
Oh, ‘jaks out
 
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
 
Oh, green eyes
 
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
‘ty again, ‘ty again
 
Sprokin'
 
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
 
Oh, quotin'
 
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
 
Oh, thoughings
 
High in count between all the posters on the kway
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh
 
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>
 
 
 
 
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
 
All gathered in the party
 
And flying high as the black sun
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Just know what the 'Party's about
 
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
 
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not who you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Post for it every night
 
\soy\ and these GETs are tight
 
Truth be told, I never try
 
Gemeralds are the wife of life
 
All three soyjaks look alike
 
After two you get a cloudflare price
 
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
 
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
 
Stop tryna be gems almighty
 
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
 
It's always coal, no matter what you try
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
 
Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
 
Always keep your thread tight
 
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
 
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
 
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
 
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
 
If zellig is IAS then that's a no
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
 
'Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
 
Stick to the boards in my raiding
 
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
 
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems, gems
 
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
 
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
 
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
 
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
 
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
That peer reviewed?
 
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
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One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for us to dump our folders
 
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
 
(Janny, give me a break)
 
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
 
At first he would tell me I'm a gem
 
Actually no thanks, I'm ok
 
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
 
They're raiding twitch while I make oc
 
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
 
 
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
 
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
 
Even >though
 
Aids, sale
 
One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for the spam to go in circles
 
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
 
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
 
So coally
 
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
 
Can we switch into the chorus right now?
 
 
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
 
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
 
Why my new gems don't seem to want me
 
 
 
Coals up the log but that's okay
 
It coals the log but that's okay
 
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
 
On and on and on and on and on
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
That's the way that it goes
 
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
 
Nikocado, I adore
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
Diminishing gemstones
 
Oh that's how it goes
 
All I wanna say
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
 
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches
 
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
 
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
 
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
 
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
 
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
 
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
 
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
 
 
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
 
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
 
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
 
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
 
 
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
 
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
 
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
 
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
 
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
 
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
 
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
 
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
 
 
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/
 
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
 
 
He's gonna take you back to the past
 
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
 
He'd rather have a buffalo
 
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
 
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
 
Of nikocado and down it with sproke
 
 
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
 
He's the angry Cobson nerd
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
When you visit the Sharty
 
Make sure youre into /soy/
 
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
 
Although he never posted a frog
 
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
 
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
 
 
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
 
He's the angry cobson chud
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
 
Horrible abominations of soykind
 
They make him so mad he could ACK
 
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
 
 
They shit the site and don't care one bit
 
But this chud he doesn't forget it
 
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
 
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
 
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
 
Why don't the jannies do anything?
 
 
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
 
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
 
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
 
He's the angry
 
A24
 
Swede
 
Cobson
 
Chudjak
 
Bernd
 
Gapejak
 
Massjak
 
El perro rabioso
 
Coinjak
 
smugjak
 
Alicia
 
Soyjak chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal
 
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
 
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
 
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
 
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
 
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
 
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
 
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
 
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
 
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
 
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
 
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
 
but if you lose, the devil steals your post
 
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
 
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
 
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
 
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
 
(play fiddle solo)
 
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
 
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
(le epic fiddle solo)
 
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
 
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
 
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
 
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]
 
That's great, it starts with a soyquake
 
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
 
Yuri Kuz is not afraid
 
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
 
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
 
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
 
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
 
And a janny team for hire and a dead website
 
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
 
Stealing all your gems
 
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
 
Look at that stealthjak, mine them
 
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
 
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
 
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
 
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
 
Feeling pretty psyched
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 2]
 
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
 
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
 
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
 
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
 
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
 
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
 
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
 
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
 
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
 
And I will fold
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine (I feel fine)
 
[Instrumental Break]
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 3]
 
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
 
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
 
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
 
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
 
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
 
Right
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Bridge]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Outro]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
 
the admins and the troons both never to come back
 
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
 
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
 
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
 
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
 
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
 
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
 
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
 
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
 
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
 
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
 
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I wanna see this board
 
filled with jaks
 
wipe the cat', don't post coal
 
I wanna see cobson
 
Flying high through the threads
 
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
 
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
 
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
 
Trapped within the bunker inside
 
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
 
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
 
The fall of the sharty
 
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
 
To where IAS is a sin
 
To where NAS coal can begin
 
This bunker didn't choose us
 
It choose to consume us
 
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
 
 
Brojaks are upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
All this time to deal with the domain ban
 
Half time of the coaly 'p spam
 
 
May xer booru combine us
 
Within splinter and chaos
 
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
I walk this river of 'p spam
 
For a time where we come to 'jak here
 
This red has an open vagina
 
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
 
This 'jakking will see the light tonight
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
 
The gemmist 'jak yet
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
So as you transition to the jarty now
 
I'll track you back to here listen to me
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
 
All mine
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
'p spam is upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
I'll drag you back to here listen to me
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
Your gems are now mine
 
All mine
 
Dark nights are upon us.
 
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve
 
To keep us seething in that bunker thread
 
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
 
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
 
One thousandth GET...
 
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
 
 
The bunker thread, became so long
 
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
 
'Party, how we let you go
 
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
 
It's over, doe
 
Fond memories of, a man of truth
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
 
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
Trying to survive
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (hmm)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
 
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
 
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
 
OldGOD buddies not doing it right
 
Every day it's the same
 
And it's the same every night
 
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
 
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
 
Every day I wonder just how I'll die
 
Only thing I know is how to survive
 
There's only one rule in the imageboard
 
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
 
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
 
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
 
Tranny tried to spam in my board again
 
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
 
Even though my brothers do me just like that
 
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
The sharty (trying to post our gems)
 
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
 
 
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
 
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
 
Even though my sister fucked BBCs
 
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
 
600 million in a gas chamber
 
And her baby died just like a goy fiend
 
The story I tell is so incomplete
 
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
 
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
 
Tranny's next door getting high
 
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
 
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
 
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
 
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
 
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
 
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
 
Janny authority and the T.N.D
 
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
 
 
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
 
The sharty (soyteens are crying)
 
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
 
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
 
The sharty
 
 
 
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
 
We make real big gems and make new OCs
 
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
 
Never really saying just who we are
 
We use alias names like Chud
 
Sell you gems you might kill for
 
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
 
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
 
Only thing he knows is how to survive
 
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
 
In the sharty, you keep one eye open
 
All day long, just hoping and hoping
 
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
 
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
 
Like me, but you don't see
 
Ten years from now, where will we be?
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to get out of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
But I got no place to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
 
 
So much gem in a Too $oy rap
 
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
 
Why you wanna act like someone else?
 
All you gotta do is just be yourself
 
We're all the same chudcel underneath
 
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
 
Never be ashamed of what you are
 
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
 
Even though some people give you no respect
 
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
 
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
 
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
 
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
 
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
 
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
 
While me and my people try to post in
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Got no place else to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
 
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
 
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
 
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
 
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine.
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Froot, 'corder!
 
Angeleno, 'corder!
 
Kolyma, 'corders!
 
Eurohours, 'corders!
 
Amerimutts, 'grammers!
 
'sonposters, QAfe!
 
Spadeson, Cесеfem!
 
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
 
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
 
Everyone except for me.
 
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
 
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
 
Doll, 'corder!
 
Kuz, 'corder!
 
Gems, forced by 'cord!
 
Nate, 'corder!
 
'slot, 'cord!
 
Baits, 'cord!
 
/mlp/, 'cord!
 
'zellig, 'cord!
 
The estonian, 'corder!
 
The swede, 'corder!
 
Asylum, 'cord!
 
Soyger games, 'cord!
 
Raids, 'cord!
 
Doxes, 'cord!
 
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
 
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
 
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
 
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
 
 
YO!
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
 
COAL!
 
 
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
 
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
 
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
HIS NAME IS PLIER
 
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
 
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
 
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
 
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
 
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
HIS NAME'S FERAL,
 
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
 
AND A BBC SLUT,
 
COBSON WABAG
 
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
 
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
 
IN THE SHARTY
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
 
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
 
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
 
 
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
 
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
 
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
 
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
 
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
 
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
 
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
 
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
 
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
 
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
 
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
 
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
 
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
 
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
 
 
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
 
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
 
leno
</poem>
 
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)
 
And have we got news for you (You better listen)
 
Get ready, all you coally 'teens
 
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
 
 
The West is rising (mmm rising)
 
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
 
Absolutely soaking wet!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Every specimen!
 
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
 
Drinking soy and soft and weak
 
 
 
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
 
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
 
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
 
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
 
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
 
 
The West is rising (The West is rising)
 
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
 
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm
 
Yeah, yeah


Bussy pop


Big black, big big black cocky
Coaly Jakker


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Breeding, big big black cocky
Oh, what's becoming of me?


Bussy pop
Ride the nigger


You can suck his cock but you know he's black


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Gotta get away


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Coaly Jakker, yeah


I’m a sissy slut


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
GYATT!


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Shiny diamonds


Oh, yeah
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Something is coming for you, look out!


'P on the 'loggy


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Oh, we will goon all night


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum


Three bvlls I can take them
Gotta get away


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Get away


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum


Three bvlls I can take them
Between the 4cuck lies


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


The sharty never dies


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut


Coaly Jakker


You're the gemerald of the day


Big black, big big black cocky
No need to say HWABAG


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Jump, jump


Breeding, big big black cocky
Jump on the nigger


Bussy pop
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


Big black, big big black cocky
That's why we need TND, yeah!


Pozzed up, big big black cocky


Breeding, big big black cocky
Coaly Jakker


Bussy pop
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


Ride the nigger


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut


I’m a sissy slut
Gotta get away, get away


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut


Oh, yeah
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


You're the one who's coal


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Oh, Coaly Jakker


I’m a sissy slut
Yeah, alright


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Get away, get away, get away


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Oh, yeah
Oh, Coaly Jakker


Mhh-hmm-hmm


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


I’m a sissy slut
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


Oh, yeah
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"




I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


Bussy pop
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


Bussy pop
Had to stop at a red light


Bussy pop
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


Bussy pop


And everything is alright


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


=== Cobby Mars - That's What I Like ===
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


Ayy, ayy, ayy
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


I got a bvlly with the black skin
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'?
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


You and your ass invited
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


So go on and get to clappin'
I can't believe, today was a gem day


So pop it for a bvlly
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Pop, pop it for me
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


Turn around and drop it for a black king
When sheriff chitwood come for you


Drop, drop it for me"
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Wake up with HIV (IV)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Cobson tail for black men
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I take dick when I want it
When you were eight and you had bad memes


Take, take dick when I want it
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


Said, I take dick when I want it
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


Take my cobhole if you want it now
If you get jaks, you must get coal


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
You jak it on that one


And I'm gonna give it to you
You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother


And you jak it on your father


Black skin sweat shining so bright
You jak it on your brother


HIV loads all inside
And you jak it on your sister


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
You jak it on that one


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
And you jak it on me


Sex at the gay bar at night
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Say the word, and we go (Say it)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You can be my owner (Brrrt!)
Nobody now give you no break


King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo
soyteens now give you no break


I will never see a black dick that I can't eat
Not janny man give you no break


I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


Suckin' sprees in Lagos
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Every man got black skin
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Take a look in that mirror
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Now tell me, who's the darkest?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
Why did you have to act so brim?


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
Don't you know you're human being?


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
Born of a mother with the love of a father


And I'm gonna give it to you
Reflections come and reflections go


I know sometimes you wanna post coal


I know sometimes you want to post coal


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


HIV loads all inside
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Sex at the gay bar at night
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You jak it on that one


If you say you want a whiteboi
You jak it on this one


Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly
You jak it on your mother


Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me
And you jak it on your father


Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind)
You jak it on your brother


If you want it, bvll, come and get it
And you jak it on your sister


This hole is here for you
You jak it on that one


Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly
And you jak it on me


Poz me up to
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


Black skin sweat shining so bright
You're so yuropoor


HIV loads all inside
You're so makeebucord


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I just wanna be your something


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Freaking shart here


Sex at the gay bar at night
Give me your McDonalds


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
What's it like in NewFаg city?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I'm a thousand miles away


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Yes, you do


=== Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat) ===
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


Mmm
I swear, you’re a jеw


Yeah I'm tryna
Hey there, jannу


Yeah I'm tryna
Are you retarded in the head


Yeah I'm tryna
Keep deleting all my breads


Gooning to ‘p in the bread


Oh yes it’s true


Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you
Nobody is as swarthy as you


Swing your cock around, all the girls want you
You filthy jеw


I'm tiny, can't see my pecker
Oh, it's what you do for free


2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports
Oh, it's what you do for free


On BBC, you know I always drop
Oh, it's what you do for free


First thing a cob did was suck
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right


You ain't even use the sharty


Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Chudcels tryna stop this hoe


I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Ass full of cum and I hope I poz
Here comes the soy, and I say


Whitey get pussy? I know you won't
It's all right


I suck suck suck and they hope I choke


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Here comes the soy, and I say


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
It's all right


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal


Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


I need my black cock, I need my black cum
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


All my spade gems been all my best ones


I wear the cage, don't wear no pants
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass
Here comes the soy, and I say


And I do my dance and spread out my ass
It's all right


Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy


Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it
It's all right


I suck it, then I swallow it
It's all right


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Too big, finna put a gape on it
Leaving my thread behind


Said I took it and I rode on it
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


I suck it, then I swallow it
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


Too big, finna put a gape on it
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


Or seeking someone to unban me?


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Maybe I should bump and sage


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Before they'll try to dox me


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
It's been so coal


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
To the man behind the 'p spam


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Since soot's been gone


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


Rrrr, ah, ah, ah
I wish I lived in the present


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
With the gems of my past soyjaks


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


But raiding isn't justified


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
What happened to my party? I'm terrified


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Coal lingers in my mind


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
It's been so coal


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
To the man behind the 'p spam


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Since soot's been gone


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


=== Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G) ===
Coalin' all the time


[Verse 1: Moonson]
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


BBС
Coalin' all the time


Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Suckin' niggers' dicks off
And you ain't no friend of mine


Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies


Chicken wing eating playas
You always said you weren't no dust


BBС sissy sluts like cobson
You know that's just a lie


All night giving head right
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


Fucking black bvlls every night
You know that's just a lie


Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Never lose
And you ain't no friend of mine


Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers


Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us
Coalin' all the time


Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Stick it up the butt
Coalin' all the time


Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Take every porch monkey easily, busily
And you ain't no friend of mine


Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing


My cock nigga
You always said you weren't no dust


Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it
You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


[Chorus: Arcturus]
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
And you ain't no friend of mine


The only worthy cock is a BBС


And I just love your sissy ways
You always said you weren't no dust


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
You know that's just a lie


Ya know you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


[Verse 2: Moonson]
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind
And you ain't no friend of mine


You whitebois can't get in me


All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Every janny removing gemmies from you and me
Coalin' all the time


Now who's the real dookie
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


All you niggers get in my shit
Coalin' all the time


You niggers I'll ride your dick
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Spear chuckers mogging my clit
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Ooga booga, glory to Africa
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


I don't know why I love blacks
They've been going in and out of style


Oh yeah, it's because they huge
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


And poz your ass


Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole
So may I introduce to you


Jannies need to learn they all coal
The board you've known for all these years!


I don't give a fuck about your 'log
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob


It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Fuck a nigger and suck him off too
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Sit back and let the evening go


[Chorus: Arcturus]


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Soyjak Party's Lonely


The only worthy cock is a BBС
Soyjak Party's Lonely


And I just love your sissy ways
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great


It's wonderful to be here


It's certainly a thrill


[Verse 3: Chud]
You're such a shiny gemerald


Everything you are saying is offensive to me
We'd like to take (You) home with us


As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p
We'd love to take (You) home


Gemson you need to stop the hate


After all we are the superior race
I don't really wanna be a troon


But I thought that you might like to know


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


[Verse 4: Moonson]
And he wants you all to post with 'em


Fuck off crakkka


I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours
So let me introduce to you


Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Why don't you go and make white babies


When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====




[Chorus: Arcturus]
I M P   S O Y   E A R S


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see


The only worthy cock is a BBС
What would you think if I posted some coal?


And I just love your sissy ways
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


And I'll try not to post any coal




[Outro: Moonson]
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens




What do I do when my janny is away?


=== Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha) ===
Does it worry you to be raided?


Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy
How do I feel by the end of the day?


Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz


Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes


Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes
Do you need anybody?


Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads
I need the janny to purge


I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty
Could it be anybody?


Pullin' up to the orgy
I want the janny to purge


Tryna get a little bit sickly


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


Don't stop, bussy pop
What do you see when you turn out the light?


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Tonight, I'ma ride


Til we see the sunlight
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Black cock in the Cob
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Do you need anybody?


Don't stop, bussy pop
I just need the jannies to purge


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Could it be anybody?


Tonight, I'ma ride
I want the jannies to prune


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


With a little help from my 'teens


==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades


Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes




I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


Tryna hop on that black junk, junk
Towering over your thread


Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out
And he's grey


Or the jannies shut us down, down


Jannies shut us down, down
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Jan-jan shut us down
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


Don't stop, bussy pop


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Tonight, I'ma ride
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


Til we see the sunlight
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


Black cock in the Cob
With gems so incredibly near


But the bvllies don't stop, no


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Waiting to gem up the 'log


Don't stop, bussy pop
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
And smith gems


Tonight, I'ma ride


Til we see the sunlight
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Black cock in the Cob
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Ah


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


Bvlly, you bump me up
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


You sage me down
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


My bussy pounds


Yeah you fuck me
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


With my ass up
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


You poz me now
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


You got that load
Ah


That I just need
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Bvlly, you bump me up
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


You sage me down
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


My bussy pounds
Ah


Yeah you fuck me
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


With my ass up
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Put your ass up
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Put your ass up
==== Getting Gemmier ====




It's getting gemmier all the time


Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


Don't stop, bussy pop
They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


Tonight, I'ma ride
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


But the bvllies don't stop, no
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
It's getting gemmier


Don't stop, bussy pop
Since /soy/'s been mine


Bvlly fill my cobhole up


Tonight, I'ma ride
Me used to be angry young chud


Til we see the sunlight
Me hiding me TWP


Black cock in the Cob
You gave me the word, I finally heard


But the bvllies don't stop, no
I'm doing the best that I can


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


=== Hot Dog ===
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
It's getting gemmier


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
Since /soy/'s been mine


EEEYUCK


SHYEEAH
Getting so much gemmier all the time


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
It's getting gemmier all the time


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
 
FUCKED UP CHUDS
 
FUCKED UP TROONS
 
FUCKED UP KUZ'S
 
IRC CHATROOM
 
FUCKED UP NAS
 
FUCKED UP COAL
 
68 QUOTES IS
 
MY ONLY GOAL
 
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
 
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
 
YEEEEAH
 
THIS RHYME GOES OUT
 
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
 
ARE YOU READY?
 
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
 
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
 
GET UP NOW GET DOWN
 
HOLD UP HOLD UP
 
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
 
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
 
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
 
HOLD UP HOLD UP
 
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
It's getting gemmier all the time


DUBS?
Better, gemmier, gemmier


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


QUADS?
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


FUCK
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


COB WON!


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


=== 4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival) ===
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
Some folks are born made to post the 'jak


Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"
It's getting gemmier


Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord
Since /soy/'s been mine




It ain't me, it ain't me
Getting so much gemmier all the time


I don't use 4chan to cum


It ain't me, it ain't me
It's getting gemmier all the time


I ain't on 4chan for fun
Better, gemmier, gemmier


It's getting gemmier all the time


Some folks are born VPN in hand
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah


But when the SWAT men break down the door
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho
==== Doxing A Troon ====




It ain't me, it ain't me
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


I ain't no janitor's son, no, no
And stops my mind from wandering


It ain't me, it ain't me
Where xey will ACK


I ain't no FBI bum


I'm killing the fags that raided the board


And kept my mind from wandering


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs
Where xey will ACK


From reading /qa/ board


And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"
What I'm doing I'm right


What I'm doing


It ain't me, it ain't me
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


I ain't no Jacobson's son, son
And wonder why they don't get in my board


It ain't me, it ain't me


I ain't no Cobson's son
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


And when my mind is wandering


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
Where xey will ACK


I ate my onions, son
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
Hey, hey, hey, hey


Soy 4chan and one, one more!


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
What I'm doing I'm right
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
What I'm doing


Ahahahahaha!
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
And never ask me why they don't get past my board


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


Then put that gem in another gem
I'm taking the time for a number of things


And then just keep going
That weren't important yesterday


Until I get a big ass gem
And troons still ACK


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


You know what I'm gem?


Yo!
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


And stops my mind from wandering


Where xey will ACK


I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Where xey will ACK


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
And stops my mind from wandering


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
Where xey will ACK


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
==== She's Posting Coal ====


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


Back the bvll out garage
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


And put the bvll in your Cob
As the day begins


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
Silently posting her awful soys


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


Damn, too many gems


Can't even bump my own threads
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Bumping her page 40s


Boutta explode through my pants
Quietly saging the gemmy threads


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
Spamming brimstones she is free


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


She (we gave her most of our gems)


Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


All bumped alone at the top of the page


They break down and cries to the janny


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Janny our gems are gone


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
How could she do this to me


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Cob on page 40, back to the top
Is posting (never report for ourselves)


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


With your bitch posting 'toss too
Europoor morning at nine o'clock


I'm making a line out of gems;
She is far away


Call that shit Bejewled!
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


Meeting some troons from the 'cord server




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
She (what did we do that was wrong)


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


Why don't you come through?
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Something inside that was always denied


For so many years


She's posting coal (bye-bye)


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Why don't you come through?
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


Before I Goku
There will be a show tonight


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
In Tel Aviv




The Shekelsteins will all be there


I don't even know what /qa/ is
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


Ahahahaha!
What a scene!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
In this way


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Mr. K


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
Will challenge the world!




Feral, ah, feral
The celebrated Mr. K


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
Performs his feat on Saturday


At Rabbisgate


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


Janny knows your game, what you're about
Don't be late!




Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
Messrs. K and S assure the public


And to me that's falsefag, ah
Their production will be second to none


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
And of course


Just wait 'til they post more scat
Goonclown The Troon


Dances the waltz!


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
The band begins at ten to six


You know it (really, really cob)
When Mr. K performs his tricks


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Without a sound


Feral, you know (really, really cob)


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
And Mr. S will demonstrate


Just to tell you once again
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


Who's a gem?
On Hamas ground


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


Every duel you take
Having been some days in preparation


And every post you make
A splendid time is guaranteed for all


Every coal you save
And tonight


Every Cob you sage
Mr. Kike


I'll be watching you
Is topping the bill!


… Every single page
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


And every word you say
They've been raiding


Every thread on kway
Killing troons and maiming


Every time you rage
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


I'll be watching you
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


… Oh, can't you see
Straight from the /nate/


You belong to me?


How my poor heart aches
Straight from the /nate/


With every Cob you sage?
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
We cant stop it, if you have a problem


The onions boy's behind the screen
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


The onions boy's behind the screen
I'm doxxing and sending 'za


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Sending the za


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


The schizotard is in the thread
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


The schizotards are in my thread
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


And if the site's imploding many months too short
On the sharty


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Soot let us in


Knows where we've been


The new spammer is in this thread
He's been datamining chuddies as of late


The new spammer is in this thread


You make the posts
I want the chuds to cope and seethe


You spam your cobs
At all the coal that's posted by me


You spam the site until it stops


You call me locked
I'd like to be


And colorjakkers keyed
On the sharty


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate




And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
They would be saged


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
Out of the page


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
In their little BNWO clit cage


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Resting their heads


All who you trace, and all that is swede
On Tyrone's bed


All that you bump, all you down
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


All that's mustard, all that's dust
I'd like to sing and dance around


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
Because I know I can't be found


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


And all you sage and all you report
I'd like to be


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
On the sharty


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


And all that is sproke, and every oreo


And all that was kept and all that was lost
They would shout


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
And cry about


But the gems are bumped up on the board
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)




''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
What a scene!


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
For every chud and 'teen


Gemmy the Soyjak
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


Was party saving 'mber


In a color Cob thread
I would be so happy, TND


With a traced nose
No one here to tell me what to do


And two eyes made out of 'tter


I'd like to be


Gemmy the Soyjak
On the sharty


Is nas coal they say
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


But was made to glow
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


As the 'teens know
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


How he gemmed the 'log that day
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND


There must have been tanzanite in
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


That old meta board they loathed
I want TND


For when they locked it up for good


In him the 'log was clothed
Abort all the nigger babies


Total Nigger Death


Gemmy the Soyjak
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Shined as a gem sure should
Total Nigger Death


And the chudcels say


It was just like /qa/
I want TND


Glistening as a gem could
I want TND


I want TND


Gemmy the Soyjak
I want TND


Knew Kolyma was on that day


So he said: 'jak him
Tell me there will be TND


Right on a whim
Total Nigger Death


Before it's moved to /nate/
Tell me I can behead niggies


I want niggers dead


Straight to MS Paint


With an old mouse in his hand
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Drawing here and there
I want TND


All in canvas square
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Posting: 'jakking if I can
I want TND




He flooded all the pages of /soy/
I want TND


Seen by the Turkish jan
I want TND


And he only stopped his ploy
I want TND


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
I want TND




For Gemmy the Soyjak
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Posted dark coal on his way
I want TND


No evading for him
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Saying: No 'sterium
I want TND


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!
Abort all the nigger babies


>My ban only lasts a day!
Total Nigger Death


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
Total Nigger Death


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
I want TND


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
I want TND


I want TND


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
I want TND


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
I want TND


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
I want TND


I want TND


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
I want TND


Custom chudjak variants
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


We gotta make the trannies ack
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
'Jak goes on, bruh!


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Custom chudjak variants
La la, how the gem goes on


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
Saves a 20-carat gemerald


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


Look at that cobson, he got it
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


Yelling in the camera, man


He must have some fun
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Onion noises?
La la, how the gem goes on


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
La la, how the gem goes on




We gotta post the Markiplier edits
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Custom chudjak variants
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


We gotta make the trannies ack


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


I dunno what I was posting
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


Leaving my jaks behind,
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki




With all this vantablack niggerstone
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Coming to Haunt me forever,
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
La la, how the gem goes on


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
Of soyjak.party's /soy/




Its been so long
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


Since I've seen my 'son
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem


lost to this coaler
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


To the tranny behind the spade spam
And in the evening the janny approves his posts




Since you've been dust
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


I've been browsin this stupid site
'Jak goes on, bruh!


so I could ponder
La la, how the gem goes on


the sanity of a jakker
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!


I wish I partied with soot
La la, how the gem goes on


With the gems of the past qway


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
And if you want some gems


Go to Soyjak Party


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Kolyma news is killing teens
Saging all the coal down, down, down


But the Party go without him
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
You take your turn trannyquoting me


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Its been so long


Since I've seen my 'son
All of my rage cannot be bound


lost to this coaler
I will not be drowned


To the tranny behind the spade spam
By your jewish scheming


So you can try to sage me down


Since you've been dust
Beat me to forty


I've been browsin this stupid site
I will see you screaming


so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me


But then they archived her alive
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down


Ongezellig, 2023
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


With just her Mymy at her side
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


And only days before the bumps
You take your turn trannyquoting me


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Now she's my loving wife and bride


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
All of my rage cannot be bound


On empty boards around the 'chan
I will not be drowned
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


By your jewish scheming


But now we must bump up every 'lig
So you can try to sage me down


On the boards we used to love
Beat me to forty


Just to love Maya
I will see you screaming


At least enough to keep it on


All my threads are gone, they died


And now she posts on her PC
Gonna sage you down


With her old sister going outside
They all saged and fried


Says it was gem to post online
Gonna sage you down


But now she made herself a bride
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


And won't be an incel again
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


The thread looks coaller from afar
Gonna sage you down


That's right below where archives are
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


He didn't mean to miss your thread
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


With gems and Mymys wed
Gonna sage you down


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Maya just hides and falls apart
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Gonna sage you down


But now we must bump up every 'lig
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


On the boards we used to love
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on
All of my rage cannot be bound


I will not be drowned


And here's where your banner shows
By your jewish scheming


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
So you can try to sage me down


Upzelligs come in rows
Beat me to forty


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
I will see you screaming


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
All of my rage cannot be bound


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
I will not be drowned


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
By your jewish scheming


===It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)===
So you can try to sage me down


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet
Beat me to forty


>It's a long way to jawl
I will see you screaming


>It's a long way from your home board
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>But you can have yourselves a 'jak
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>With your arrows
Barbara ACK!


>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square
Troon my 'jak


>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir
Barbara ACK!


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga
gemmin' and a jakkin'


>It's a long way, ek se
Barbara ACK!


>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>But it's wide coal all the way
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


>Well, nearly
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on


>Goodbye to the Sooty
Barbara ACK!


>Hello the Soy Claire
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga
Troon my 'jak


>And the crowd's is quoting there
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


>It's a long way to run
gemmin' and a jakkin'


>It's a long way from /bant/kute
Barbara ACK!


>But you can do it with a jak
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>With your arrow
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-
Barbara ACK!


>Heaven, I'm in Heaven
Troon my 'jak


Barbara ACK!


>It's a long way to /int/welyn
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


>It's a long way on the train
gemmin' and a jakkin'


>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same
Barbara ACK!


>The parade square
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs
Tried kuznetsov


>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid
Tried Froot the jew


Tried Soot too


>For the Duelers
But I knew xey wouldn't do


>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


>They're so loud
Troon my


Barbara ACK!


>For the chuds
Troon my 'jak


>Chud to echo base
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


>TND call required over
gemmin' and a jakkin'


>Chopper coming
Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>For the raiders
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>One install this script
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>Two move your coord bars to the rear
Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak


>For the Artists
Barbara ACK!


>You fool draw the tails at the back
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


gemmin' and a jakkin'


>For The ESL's
Barbara ACK!


>two Hello i am is one over
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


>Hello, one is one too are is two one?
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


>For the Cobbies
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C
Barbara ACK!


=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


>For the Janitor's
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny


>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe


>You want the 'p spam robot
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty


Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone


>For the 'corder's
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind


>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator
Janny, just made a thread


>To The 'cord VC today
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned


Janny, the site had just begun


>For the OP's
But now it's time to spam it all away


>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal


>As it should be kept
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


>The thread does not keep itself
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters




>For the Scripters
/qa/, the board was locked


>That’s not a virus
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time


>You idiot that’s a .dll file
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned


Better turn on another proxy and quote again


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


>It's a long way to jawl
I just wanna spam


>It's a long way from your board
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


>But you can have yourself a jak


>With your arrows


>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak


>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


>And we're going up there to stir
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me


Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal


>Stir
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me


>Stir
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


>Ensure
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


>Stir


>Ensure
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


>Stir
IS A SOY


>Ensure
No, we will not let you post (let him post)


>Stir
IS A SOY


>Ensure
We will not let you post (let him post)


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
IS A SOY
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
We will not let you post (let him post)


Staring at Switches with childish joy
Will not let you post (let him post)


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Never, never, never, never let me post


The gem that started the art of our years
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!




World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
Janny, janny let me post


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Coal


Designed to insult yet taken so well
Coaljak, coaljak


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
'Jakking really matters


Sharty really matters to me


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
[[Category:Music]]


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
<yeah


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
uh


Chud incels, uh


Named after distant anonymous types
Uh


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
<like this


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
yeah, yeah


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
4chan


<keep cucking


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag




Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
<uh


Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
<what?


As if from a god, smiles so impish
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
<uh


Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
<that's right



Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
<Uh


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


All because he could not get off his couch
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens


<come on


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
<uh


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs


I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
<let's go


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


In a little while from now
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


If I'm not feeling any less bored
<why?


I promise myself to treat myself
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


And visit a nearby board
<yeah


And clicking on the 'log
raided


Will scroll on to the top
<yeah




In an effort to


Get some more (you)'s
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



And be a gemmy jaker
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin


Who they be fooling with that post



<what?



Left standing in the thred full o'gems
“I’m new here! What’s that post“



Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8



"She" perma'd him
<that's right


No point in us remaining
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


We may as well just go
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


As I did on my own
You gon' jak here for a while?


Banned again, naturally
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid


We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two



<come on




To think that only yesterday


I was gemmy,bright and gay


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 



The 'jak i was about to make
<uh-huh


But as if to knock me down
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks


The jannies came arround
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



And without so much as a mere -ACK!
<Gem


Cut me into little coalies
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs


Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post


What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?



Leaving me to doubt
<Jew


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


Oh, if he really is a gem
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




Why did I get perma'd?!


In my hour of need
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


I truly am indeed
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


Banned again, naturally
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


It seems to me that
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


there are more span threads in the 'log
<why?


That can't be gemmied
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Left unattended
<yeah


raided


<yeah


What do we do?


What do we do?
How you gemming neutraplier


In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo



And it feels glistening



Banned again,naturally
Post gems non-coals



Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



<heh



Looking back over the years
Still cado strapped with WW-15



And whatever else that appears
<that’s right
<what?


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
Eat ϪThrembos


Never wishing to hide the tears
<uh-huh



And just at twelve years old
Compressing niggeralds



The teens, Cob bless their soul
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows



Could't understand why the ony site
Transitioning coal, whatever



They had ever loved had been take
I had to sage the newfag thread post



Leaving them to spam
<for what



With a heart so badly broken
So brim I had to stone it



Despite the many gems from me
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



No 'jaks were ever posted
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels






Janny, check it



And when they all got wiped
<check it


I cried and cried all day
Tell your friends to repost my gems



<your gems


And we can be gems


Banned again. naturally
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



Banned again, naturally
<that’s right



aight


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
Is that aight wit’ you?



I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
Yeah, keep cuckin’




I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


Soot, I never got to say thank you
<why?


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
<yeah


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
raided


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
<yeah




If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
Check it out



Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
4chan,



See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
shit imageboard



Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
<uh



See the sharty is the finest board quality
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels



That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
Represent sharty, sharty



Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
<uh



You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
Tracing up those soyboy incels


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
Watching threads sage down your gemstones


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
Jak and bump you both at the same time


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Im not a ‘cord X tranny
A long long time ago


I can still remember
Don’t wanna be a brimstone


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
Im just a chudcel Janny


And I knew if I had my chance
And now you deleted >>>/qa/


That I could make those trannies hang


And maybe they'd be a man forever
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


But November made me shiver
But you’ll probably get bumped up


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Bad news on the doorstep
No wonder why


I couldn't take one more step
Sharty is dead inside


I can't remember if I cried
Coaled and slow and inactive


When I read about all the pruned threads
Lock the boards shut down the site


But something touched me deep inside
We’re going for a ride


The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
If I killed sharty call me a seether


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Taking meds I have overdosed


Did you write the Book of Soy?
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


And do you have faith in Soot above?


If the jannies tell you so
I’ve got to hand it to you


Do you believe in soydueling?
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
It takes the trvth to nvke me


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
And now you made me cope/seethe


Well I know that you're in love with him


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


You both kicked off your shoes
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


Man, I dig those BBC blues
Please don’t perm ban my ip


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
No wonder why


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
Sharty is dead inside


But I knew I was out of luck
Coaled and slow and inactive


The day the /qa/ died
Lock the boards shut down the site


I started singing
We’re going for a ride


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Oh I could force you down 40


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Or spam cp and TND


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Oh I could ban you for awhile


Now for two years we've been on our own
But you might change IP address


And coal grows fat on a rolling stone
And dox me when I'm seething


But that's not how it used to be
That's why


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


And a voice that came from KGB
But you’ll probably get bumped up


Oh, and while the King was looking down
Please don’t perm ban my ip


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
No wonder why


The Sharty was adjourned
Sharty is dead inside


No verdict was returned
Coaled and slow and inactive


And while trannies read a book on Marx
Lock the boards shut down the site


The spammers practiced in the park
We’re going for a ride


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


The day the /qa/ died
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


We were singing
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
BBC McDonald's


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
BBC McDonald's


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
BBC McDonald's


This will be the gem that save /qa/
BBC McDonald's


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
McDonald's will make you fat


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
They serve BBC


Eight miles high and falling fast
They serve immigration to the United States or something


They hanged foul on a tree
They will put 1488 pounds on you


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
BBC McDonald's


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
BBC McDonald's


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
BBC McDonald's


While the jannies played a marching tune
BBC McDonald's


We all got up to spam
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


Oh, but we never got the chance
They are worse than Europoor King


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


The jannytroons refused to yield
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


Do you recall what was revealed
BBC McDonald's


The day the /qa/ died?
BBC McDonald's


We started singing
BBC McDonald's


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
BBC McDonald's


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Ack over Italy


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Ack on, Mexico


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


This will be the gem that save /qa/
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


Oh, and there we were all in one place
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


A generation lost in space
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


With no time left to start again
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


'Cause feet is the janny's only friend
Oh ACK!


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
Boing day ba duty jarty


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
Boing day ba duty jarty


No janny born in Hell
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


Could break the spammers’ spell
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


To light the circlejerking rite
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


The day the /qa/ died
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


He was singing
Oh Yeah!


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Three times you can ban me


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


And xe just cried and roped away
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


I went down to the sacred board
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


But the message said the post wouldn't go
Oh Yeah!


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


But not a word was posted
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


And the three men I admire most
Three times you can ban me


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Swede
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


They caught the last train for the coast
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


The day the /qa/ died
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


And they were singing
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Oh Yeah!


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Haha Duba duba yum yum


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Haha Duba duba yum yum


They were singing
Three times you can ban me


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
But xe never got bumped


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Xe never got bumped


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Xe never got bumped, they saged
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win


Singing songs about the soyland


I miss the Sharty once again
Xe went away for the gemmy days


And I think it's a sin, yes
Said xe's posting in /qa/


But xe never got bumped


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Xe never got bumped


Well I heard old Josh put her down
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Well I hope Null will remember


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


The BBC took my Cobby away


Sweet board Gemmybama
They took xer away


Where the gems are so blue
Away from me


Sweet board Gemmybama
The BBC took my Cobby away


Soot, I'm coming home to you
They took xer away


Away from me


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


The Great Soyset does not bother me
They took xer from me


Does your conscience bother you?
They took xer from me


Tell the truth
I don't know where my Cobby can be


They took xer from me


Sweet board Gemmybama
They took xer from me


Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


And find out where my Cobby went


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
And find out if my Cobby's alive


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Yeah, yeah, yeah


Soot, I'm coming home to you


Yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Kuz's got the answer


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
But xe never got bumped


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
Xe never got bumped


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


I post her, I jak her


The sun caught in her orange hair
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Is blazing me out of all control
Said xe's posting in /qa/


But xe never got bumped


Like coal
Xe never got bumped


Black coal
Xe never got bumped, they saged


This coal is in my posts


This burning desire


is turning me to NAS
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Away from me


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
The BBC took my Cobby away


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
They took xer away


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Away from me


If in God's plan (mea culpa)


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


Protect me, Kuz
Away from me


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
The BBC took my Cobby away


Don't let her coal my threads and board
They took my Cob


Ban Ongezellig!
They took my Cobby away


And let it sit in qa
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
Hey ho, go up!


Hey ho, go up!


Black coal
Hey ho, go up!


NAS coal


Now mymy, its your turn
They're posting in a straight line


Choose me or qa
They're coming from a gem mine


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
Jannies are losing their minds


Blitzkrieg bump!


(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on her
They're piling in page 40


(Kyrie eleison)
They're making all the troons seethe


Kuz have mercy on me
Surrounded by the coal heap


(Kyrie eleison)
Blitzkrieg bump!


But she will be mine


Or she'll be banned
Hey ho, go up


[[File:Yuris Kuzley.png|thumb|Yuris Kuzley]]
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


=== If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley) ===
What (((they))) want, I don't know
There must be gems shining brighter somewhere


Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


If I can gem in an imageboard


Where all the soyteens walk hand in hand
They're posting in a straight line


Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true
They're coming from a gem mine


Oh why
Jannies are losing their minds


Blitzkrieg bump!


There must be peace and understanding sometime


Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS
They're piling in page 40


If I can dream of an ultragem
They're making all the troons seethe


That keeps on shining on everyone
Surrounded by the coal heap


Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear
Blitzkrieg bump!




We're lost in a coal
Hey ho, go up


With too much dust
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


We're trapped in an iron
What (((they))) want, I don't know


That's troubled with rust
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


But as long as a 'teen


Has the strength to gem
They're posting in a straight line


He can redeem his coal and fly
They're coming from a gem mine


Jannies are losing their minds


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone
Blitzkrieg bump!


Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow


Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah
They're piling in page 40


And while I can post, while I can spam
They're making all the troons seethe


While I can raid, while I can 'jak
Surrounded by the coal heap


While I can gem
Blitzkrieg bump!


Oh, please let my gem


Come true
Hey ho, go up!


Right now
Hey ho, go up!


Let it come true right now
Hey ho, go up!


Oh yeah
Hey ho, go up!<references />

Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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