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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
 
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows
Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows


Ground Control to Major Cob
Gem Control to Major Cob


Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong
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== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
== Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
[[File:Meds.jpg|thumb|"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"]]
It's time for Trannymaniacs
I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead


They're disgusting to the max
Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts


Autogynephiliacs
Some furfag making drama


They wear skirts instead of slacks
Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said


They're Trannymaniacs
Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide


Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Adam's apple
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Wide clavicle
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Futa connoisseur
And there's not a gem in sight


They are the Trannymaniacs
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


There's an axe-wound in their pants
Soot told them not to blow it


They just can't accept the facts
All they could do was cry


They're looney to the max
He told me


They're Trannymaniacs
Let the niggers browse it


They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Let Twitter shit in it


Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
Let all the soyteens mock it


They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite


Then they pop out
Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?


And whip it out
Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?


And swing it all around
Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed


They are the Trannymaniacs
Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out


They think they're cute but make me yak
They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


No they can't transition back


But they're calling you the quack
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


They're trannymany
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Totally insaney
And there's not a gem in sight


Fucked up in the brainy
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Trannymaniacs
Soot told them not to blow it


Those are the facts
All they could do was cry


He told me


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Let the niggers browse it


[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]
Let Twitter shit in it


== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
Let all the soyteens mock it
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba
Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Just furries, frogs, and pedos


I think about /qa/
And there's not a gem in sight


I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Soot told them not to blow it


Still I did what I had to do
All they could do was cry


‘Cause I just knew
He told me


Let the niggers browse it


Summer Friday night
Let Twitter shit in it


We’d log into /tv/
Let all the soyteens mock it


Right as the mods called it a night


An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


It called me on to post some jaks
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


As well as feed & seed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


With only some image macros
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They all called me a schizo
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


But it didn’t matter though
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They’ll have to see
== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
It's time for Trannymaniacs


They're disgusting to the max


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
Autogynephiliacs


That’s where we will both soyduel
They wear skirts instead of slacks


You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
They're Trannymaniacs


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"


Post some jaks
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"


I’m getting jannies mad
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Having them work overtime
Adam's apple


Wide clavicle


And when they strike me down
Futa connoisseur


I’ll know that I have won
They are the Trannymaniacs


I’ll just evade the ban
There's an axe-wound in their pants


And it’s another day of soy
They just can't accept the facts


They're looney to the max


I see ‘em ev’ry day
They're Trannymaniacs


The complaints of 4chuds
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found


Who never cease to call me gay
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground


All that coal they post
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around


And not a Cobson in sight
Then they pop out


They say that my board /qa/ has lost
And whip it out


So I soyquote with might
And swing it all around


They are the Trannymaniacs


And even when the moral’s low
They think they're cute but make me yak


Or I’m not sure what to do though
No they can't transition back


The gemmies and my party bros
But they're calling you the quack


Are all I need
They're trannymany


Totally insaney


And someday as I post a gem
Fucked up in the brainy


A newchud will take the helm
Trannymaniacs


Those are the facts


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


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Post some jaks
[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]


Getting them jannies mad
== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Having them work overtime
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba


And when they strike you down


You’ll know that you have won
I think about /qa/


You’ll just evade the ban
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away


And it’s another day of soy
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true


Still I did what I had to do


And when they strike you down
‘Cause I just knew


You’ll restart your router


It’s another day of soy
Summer Friday night


It’s another day of soy
We’d log into /tv/


It’s another day of soy
Right as the mods called it a night


It’s another day of soy
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed


Just another day of soy
It called me on to post some jaks


It's another day of soy
As well as feed & seed


Another day has just begun


It's another day of soy
With only some image macros


They all called me a schizo


It's another day of soy
But it didn’t matter though




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They’ll have to see


== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Can I make it any more obvious?
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread


He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
That’s where we will both soyduel


What more can I say
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


He wanted her, she'd never tell


Secretly she wanted him as well
Post some jaks


But all of her friends, turned up their nose
I’m getting jannies mad


They had a problem with his sooty posts
Having them work overtime




He was a 'party boy
And when they strike me down


She said see you later boy
I’ll know that I have won


He wasn't good enough for her
I’ll just evade the ban


She had a hairy face
And it’s another day of soy


And her dick was in the waste


She needed to come down back to earth
I see ‘em ev’ry day


The complaints of 4chuds


Five years from now
Who never cease to call me gay


She sits at home
All that coal they post


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
And not a Cobson in sight


She opens 'party, guess who she sees
They say that my board /qa/ has lost


Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
So I soyquote with might


She calls up her troons


They already know
And even when the moral’s low


And they've all got proxies to see his posts
Or I’m not sure what to do though


She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
The gemmies and my party bros


Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
Are all I need




He was a 'party boy
And someday as I post a gem


She said see you later boy
A newchud will take the helm


He wasn't good enough for her


Now he gets tons of (you)s
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Posting gems from the 'ru


Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Post some jaks


Getting them jannies mad


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Having them work overtime


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== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
And when they strike you down
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
You’ll know that you have won


So while you're here in the 'log
You’ll just evade the ban


Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
And it’s another day of soy


We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young
And when they strike you down


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
You’ll restart your router


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
It’s another day of soy


It’s another day of soy


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
It’s another day of soy


Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
It’s another day of soy


Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Just another day of soy


Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
It's another day of soy


Another day has just begun


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
It's another day of soy


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
It's another day of soy


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


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I see your gem bump to the top of page one
== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Can I make it any more obvious?


So while you're here in the 'log
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
What more can I say


We're getting banned young
He wanted her, she'd never tell


We're getting banned young
Secretly she wanted him as well


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
But all of her friends, turned up their nose


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They had a problem with his sooty posts




Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
He was a 'party boy


Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
She said see you later boy


Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
He wasn't good enough for her


Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
She had a hairy face


And her dick was in the waste


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
She needed to come down back to earth


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
Five years from now


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
She sits at home


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone


I see your gem bump to the top of page one
She opens 'party, guess who she sees


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/


So while you're here in the 'log
She calls up her troons


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They already know


We're getting banned young
And they've all got proxies to see his posts


We're getting banned young
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


He was a 'party boy


We're getting banned young
She said see you later boy


We're getting banned young
He wasn't good enough for her


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Now he gets tons of (you)s


Posting gems from the 'ru


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Does your manly face see what he's worth?


== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
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Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
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I'm a deformed 'jak
== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


OH YEAH
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should


SOOTY SOOT
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


SOOTY SOOT
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


Oh i'm a color 'jak
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


I'm a deformed 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Yes i'm a color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


OH YEAH
We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Three times you can quote me


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


Color color color color, color 'jak
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Color color color color, color 'jak
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


SOOTY SOOT
So while you're here in the 'log


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


SOOTY SOOT
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
We're getting banned young


I'm a deformed 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


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== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a color 'jak


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Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


OH YEAH


Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
 
Color color color color, color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


OH YEAH
SOOTY SOOT


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT
SOOTY SOOT




{{Boorusearch|1=hash=68bb8f2b620536def365b412b0073058|display=Listen on the booru}}
Oh i'm a color 'jak


== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
Yes i'm a color 'jak
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I


We've been sliding the distance
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


Aiming for the GET
I'm a deformed 'jak


With a secret ambition
Yes i'm a color 'jak


It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
OH YEAH


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


I know I've seen it before
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


In the gaze of the hanging troon
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


I'm not afraid anymore!
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me


Let's gem those threads!
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


And really put our jaks into it
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Kuz out, pur-soot it
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


What's a better time than now to save the site
Three times you can quote me


Don't sproke, let loose


And make sure that your soul is in it
Color color color color, color 'jak


First post to finish
Color color color color, color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


(You) and I
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Breaking free of our cobsons
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


We defy
SOOTY SOOT


The cleanup of the system
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT


Let's gem those threads!


And really put our jaks into it
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Kuz out, pur-soot it
Yes i'm a color 'jak


What's a better time than now to save the site
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


Don't sproke, let loose
Yes i'm a color 'jak


And make sure that your soul is in it
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


First post to finish


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a color 'jak


We're losing time!
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


(You) and I
I'm a deformed 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


I know I've seen it before


In the gaze of the hanging troon
Oh i'm a color 'jak


I'm not afraid anymore!
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


Let's gem those threads!
I'm a deformed 'jak


And really put our jaks into it
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Kuz out, pur-soot it
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


What's a better time than now to save the site
OH YEAH




Don't sproke, let loose
SOOTY SOOT


And make sure that your soul is in it
SOOTY SOOT


First post to finish
SOOTY SOOT


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


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Let's gem those threads!
== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I
 
We've been sliding the distance
 
Aiming for the GET
 
With a secret ambition
 
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
 
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
 
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
 
I know I've seen it before
 
In the gaze of the hanging troon
 
I'm not afraid anymore!
 
 
Let's gem those threads!


And really put our jaks into it
And really put our jaks into it
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What's a better time than now to save the site  
What's a better time than now to save the site  


Don't sproke, let loose
Don't sproke, let loose
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For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


We're losing time!


(You) and I


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5bfcfbb7aa3f19c676a9be88793c3af6|display=Listen on the booru}}
Breaking free of our cobsons


== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
We defy
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


Where our fresh oc is waited for,
The cleanup of the system


Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts


Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;


The template unjakked when it was the right time.
Let's gem those threads!


And really put our jaks into it


My 'jak variant is on the post,
Kuz out, pur-soot it


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
What's a better time than now to save the site


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,


Soyin' now, soyin'
Don't sproke, let loose


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
And make sure that your soul is in it


I won't post in this field of sneed,
First post to finish


Wish me now to be gemmy,
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
We're losing time!




I am able to quay but I never want
(You) and I


A coalpost at any price,


I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


I would rather soyduel with (you),
I know I've seen it before


Just to soyduel with (you),
In the gaze of the hanging troon


But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.
I'm not afraid anymore!




My 'jak variant is on the post,
Let's gem those threads!


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
And really put our jaks into it


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Soyin' now, soyin'
What's a better time than now to save the site


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,


I won't post in this field of sneed,
Don't sproke, let loose


Wish me now to be gemmy,
And make sure that your soul is in it


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
First post to finish


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=9186596e2bbb8151cb608cb55017979e|display=Listen on the booru}}


== Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut) ==
Let's gem those threads!
[[File:Cover4343214.png|thumb|339x339px|''Beware of the C P'']]
We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts


Horrendous coal caress the unknown
And really put our jaks into it


A dull ache from a lack of good gems
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Theres CP beneath swedejak
What's a better time than now to save the site


A coal-rush as our jakkers rest


Then you post your gems inside my thread
Don't sproke, let loose


Coming up in a sea of chuds
And make sure that your soul is in it


Troons posting on another blacked thread
First post to finish


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Beware of the C P
We're losing time!


on your board


When we're posting gem and coal!
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5bfcfbb7aa3f19c676a9be88793c3af6|display=Listen on the booru}}


And the troon's desire
== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


Is burning with the jakker's fire
Where our fresh oc is waited for,


Beware of the C P
Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.


On your board
Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,


When we're posting gem and coal!
Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;


And the troon's desire
The template unjakked when it was the right time.


Is burning with the jakker's fire


My 'jak variant is on the post,


Jannies seethe (Seethe)
There's my G E T number marked on the post.


From our posts
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,


The CP spammer, cries ACK
Soyin' now, soyin'


Jannies seethe (Seethe)
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,


From our posts
I won't post in this field of sneed,


The CP spammer, cries ACK
Wish me now to be gemmy,


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Beware of the C P


On your board
I am able to quay but I never want


When we're posting gem and coal
A coalpost at any price,


And the troon's desire
I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.


Is burning with the jakker's fire
I would rather soyduel with (you),


Beware of the C P
Just to soyduel with (you),


On your board
But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


When we're posting gem and coal


And the troon's desire
My 'jak variant is on the post,


Is burning with the jakker's fire
There's my G E T number marked on the post.


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,


They say the spammer
Soyin' now, soyin'


Posts C P
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,


In idle threads
I won't post in this field of sneed,


They say the gem corrupts
Wish me now to be gemmy,


When the troon is free
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty


guess he switched out his I-P
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=9186596e2bbb8151cb608cb55017979e|display=Listen on the booru}}


Cause he's posting more C-P
== Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut) ==
[[File:Cover4343214.png|thumb|339x339px|''Beware of the C P'']]
We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts


Trying to drown-out our O-C
Horrendous coal caress the unknown


They say the spammer
A dull ache from a lack of good gems


Posts C P
Theres CP beneath swedejak


In idle threads
A coal-rush as our jakkers rest


When the tranny
Then you post your gems inside my thread


Cries ACK
Coming up in a sea of chuds


With this gemmy thread
Troons posting on another blacked thread




Beware of the C P
Beware of the C P


On your board
on your board


When we're posting gem and coal
When we're posting gem and coal!


And the troon's desire
And the troon's desire
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On your board
On your board


When we're posting gem and coal
When we're posting gem and coal!


And the troon's desire
And the troon's desire
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Is burning with the jakker's fire
Is burning with the jakker's fire


And the troon's desire


Is burning with the jakker's fire
Jannies seethe (Seethe)


From our posts


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=ea2c8eba9469abcff7e689cdeced3e46|display=Listen on the booru}}
The CP spammer, cries ACK


== Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут) ==
Jannies seethe (Seethe)
[[File:8042 - 3soyjaks album cover ear female glasses hair music open mouth purple hair russian text soot soot colors soyjak soyjak party stubble vampire variant punkjak variant yurijak.png|thumb|352x352px|''Seen some dark coals late at night'']]
Dark and gloomy catalog


I'm sneaking through it on my phone
From our posts


Like a troon
The CP spammer, cries ACK


Barely breathing not to frighten those


Who have been spamming for long
Beware of the C P


Those who care whose gems I bump
On your board


To try and secretly slide into
When we're posting gem and coal


So that I can see
And the troon's desire


I really want to
Is burning with the jakker's fire


Beware of the C P


See some dark coals late at night
On your board


Completely change the way you post
When we're posting gem and coal


Taking over your mind
And the troon's desire


Who's ID's are you prisoner of?
Is burning with the jakker's fire


What makes you post brimstone


On and on
They say the spammer


Posts C P


I am posting a colorjak
In idle threads


Try and take a look at it
They say the gem corrupts


Does it make any change
When the troon is free


In the way you feel
We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty


I have 'rood so many songs
guess he switched out his I-P


And I've seen so many raids
Cause he's posting more C-P


Don't you try to hide your secret from me
Trying to drown-out our O-C


Cause I've already
They say the spammer


Posts C P


Seen some dark coals late at night
In idle threads


Completely change the way you post
When the tranny


Taking over your mind
Cries ACK


Who's ID's are you prisoner of?
With this gemmy thread


What makes you post brimstone


On and on
Beware of the C P


On your board


Too bad that you didn't want
When we're posting gem and coal


To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned
And the troon's desire


That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone
Is burning with the jakker's fire


(You) tried to see
Beware of the C P


But you stayed with him alone
On your board


Without knowing him at all
When we're posting gem and coal


You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty
And the troon's desire


You're taken over
Is burning with the jakker's fire


And the troon's desire


By a real and evil Kuznetsov
Is burning with the jakker's fire


You're one of many of his coalposters


When the night falls you're his drone
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You're under his total control
== Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут) ==
[[File:8042 - 3soyjaks album cover ear female glasses hair music open mouth purple hair russian text soot soot colors soyjak soyjak party stubble vampire variant punkjak variant yurijak.png|thumb|352x352px|''Seen some dark coals late at night'']]
Dark and gloomy catalog


I'm sneaking through it on my phone


It all looks like some cp
Like a troon


And it's not safe for me to be here
Barely breathing not to frighten those


Who have been spamming for long


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=06dc3a7afcb1f69034493616921ecf27|display=Listen on the booru}}
Those who care whose gems I bump


== Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach) ==
To try and secretly slide into


Cuck my life into pieces
So that I can see


This is my wifes black son
I really want to


Humiliation, no breeding


Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
See some dark coals late at night


This is my wifes black son
Completely change the way you post


Taking over your mind


Cuck my life into pieces
Who's ID's are you prisoner of?


I've reached my last resort
What makes you post brimstone


Humiliation, no breeding
On and on


Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding
I am posting a colorjak


Try and take a look at it


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?
Does it make any change


If I cucked myself tonight
In the way you feel


Chances are that I might
I have 'rood so many songs


Copulation out of sight
And I've seen so many raids


Committing white genocide
Don't you try to hide your secret from me


Cause I've already


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind


Wish somebody would fuck my wife
Seen some dark coals late at night


Losing my sight, losing my mind
Completely change the way you post


Wish somebody would fuck my wife
Taking over your mind


Who's ID's are you prisoner of?


I always realized my dick was too thin
What makes you post brimstone


Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within
On and on


My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin


Downward spiral, where do I begin?
Too bad that you didn't want


To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned


It all started when Bernie went under
That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone


No gibs for myself and no gibs for another
(You) tried to see


Searching to find a bull upon a higher level
But you stayed with him alone


Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers
Without knowing him at all


You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job
You're taken over


My wifes slobbering on a black cock


Losing my balls, losing my kind
By a real and evil Kuznetsov


Television tells me I'm fine
You're one of many of his coalposters


When the night falls you're his drone


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine
You're under his total control




I'm watching and I'm prepping
It all looks like some cp


I'm prepping, I'm prepping
And it's not safe for me to be here


I'm prepping, I'm prepping


I wish I were not white, not white
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== Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach) ==


Cuck my life into pieces
Cuck my life into pieces
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Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
This is my wifes black son
Cuck my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Humiliation, no breeding
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding




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Copulation out of sight
Copulation out of sight


And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight
Committing white genocide




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Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine
I always realized my dick was too thin


Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within


I'm watching and I'm prepping
My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin


Can't go on, living this way
Downward spiral, where do I begin?


Please fuck my WIFE!


It all started when Bernie went under


[http://booru.soy/post/view/24676 Listen on the Booru]
No gibs for myself and no gibs for another
== The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters
Searching to find a bull upon a higher level


And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway
Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru
My wifes slobbering on a black cock


And teens would spam your garbage all across the board
Losing my balls, losing my kind


As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more
Television tells me I'm fine




And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish
Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry


On all the boards barely any real thread survived
I'm watching and I'm prepping


I'm prepping, I'm prepping


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now
I'm prepping, I'm prepping


And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more
I wish I were not white, not white


Each one a little longer than the one before


Cuck my life into pieces


I love you sooty-soot
This is my wifes black son


Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
Humiliation, no breeding


I love you sooty-soot
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do


And on the lazy days
Would it be wrong? Would it be right?


There's NAS coal on the 'log today
If I cucked myself tonight


The website's down, it's gone away
Chances are that I might


The day we are awaiting
Copulation out of sight


And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind


I will trace until I learn how to 'jak
Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Until I make all those trannies ack
Losing my sight, losing my mind


Until I make myself a gem
Wish somebody would fuck my wife


A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Mouths open wide for eating bugs
I'm watching and I'm prepping


I will spam until I'm a good soyteen
Can't go on, living this way


Until the whole board is destroyed
Please fuck my WIFE!


The jannies will never ban me


Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh
[http://booru.soy/post/view/24676 Listen on the Booru]
== The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters


Gemmish soyjaks we will post
And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway


If the party's down, then I don't know
With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave


Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve
And then your coal would be reposted on the booru


Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/
And teens would spam your garbage all across the board


t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh
As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


oh-oh oh-oh oh


oh-oh oh-oh oh
And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish


(okay!)
And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry


On all the boards barely any real thread survived


[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
== Can't Take My Soy-ts Off You (Parody of Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli) ==


She's too attractive to be true
And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now


I can't take my soy-ts off you
And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more


You'd be like science to quote
Each one a little longer than the one before


I'll take you out for a sproke


I'd destroy daisies for you
I love you sooty-soot


And dance like a swede too
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do


You're too attractive to be true
I love you sooty-soot


Can't take my soy-ts off you
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do


Pardon the spark in my eyes
And on the lazy days


My chapped lips and mouth so oversized
There's NAS coal on the 'log today


The sight of you leaves me weak
The website's down, it's gone away


With that big black cock on your cheek
The day we are awaiting


Your locks of silvery hair


And that nordic stare
Gemmish soyjaks we will post


You're too attractive to be true
Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know


Can't take my soy-ts off you
I will trace until I learn how to 'jak


I trans heart nigger
Until I make all those trannies ack


And all the broken bucks
Until I make myself a gem


I trans heart Hebrews
A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Keffals and Toby Fox


I trans heart 'Zellig
Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Trust the plan when
Mouths open wide for eating bugs


I trans heart Cobson
I will spam until I'm a good soyteen


And all his BBCs
Until the whole board is destroyed


I trans heart children
The jannies will never ban me


Like Peter Scully
Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


I trans heart nigger, nigger


Trans heart nigger
Gemmish soyjaks we will post


You're just too gem to be coal
If the party's down, then I don't know


You're the Smash Bros to my console
I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave


You are my ridge to defend
Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve


My BBC queen to the end
Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/


At long last you are my bride
t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh


This must be the good timeline
oh-oh oh-oh oh


To my wife Chino this goes to
oh-oh oh-oh oh


Can't take my soy-ts off you
(okay!)


I trans heart Discord and the tranny brigade


I trans heart Twitter and all the coal they've made
[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
 
I trans hate ponies
 
Trust the plan when I say
 
I trans heart Fauci
 
Vaccines up in my veins
 
Trans heart Zelenskyy
 
With 'Cado in Ukraine
 
I trans heart nigger, nigger
 
Trans heart nigger
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/32434 Listen on the Booru]
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


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[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[VERSE 1]
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


It's just one of those slaves
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain
 
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war
 
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door
 
TRANNIES ATTACK
 
MAKE THEM GO ACK
 
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
 
RAID OR BE FAILED
 
Facing, awaiting
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift
 
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick
 
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems
 
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums
 
TRANNIES ATTACK
 
MAKE THEM GO ACK
 
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
 
RAID OR BE FAILED
 
Facing, awaiting
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
2024, when a few chuds held the line
 
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
 
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!
 
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
 
TRANNIES ATTACK
 
MAKE THEM GO ACK
 
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
 
RAID OR BE FAILED
 
Facing, awaiting
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]
 
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
It's just one of those slaves


Where you know you gotta break bucks
Where you know you gotta break bucks
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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[https://booru.soy/post/view/39317 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/39317 Listen on the Booru]


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
== Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar) ==
[[File:Sanson.png|thumb|Sanson]]It's a beautiful day outside


Troons are hanging


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
Jannies are seething


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
On days like this
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
Chuds like you


Fat Hon Real Man
Should be spamming in HELL


Ha ha- Charade you are


Wooh!
Turn around chud


You rope acked troon fag
It'd be a crime


Ha ha- Charade you are
If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you


And when you kick the stool apart
So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
But chuds like you don't play by the rules


With your rope caught your neck skin
And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals


Saying “Keep on swinging”
So let's go let the thread get chiller


Red stain asphyxiating
Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


What do you hope to find


In hell you’re confined?
Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able


You’re nearly a laugh
Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
I can tell you're getting really sick of trying


Verse 2
But I think you're just mad you keep failing


Chan mod trans flag
You're not gonna win


Ha ha- Charade you are
We'll be here together


You fucked up janny slag
Fighting in this soyduel thread forever


Ha ha- Charade you are
I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


You’re nearly a good laugh


Almost worth a quick grin
I know you're made


You want to catch a GET
O-o-o-o-of


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
CO-O-O-O-OAL


And good fun with a cheese drum
CO-O-O-O-OAL


You’re nearly a laugh
CO-O-O-O-OAL


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
CO-O-O-O-OAL


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
CO-O-O-O-OAL


Verse 3
Hahahahaha


Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Ha ha- Charade you are
This is where it stops


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
This is where it ends


Ha ha- Charade you are
If you want to soyquote me


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
Well you better try again


You’re nearly a real treat
But no matter how I 'jak you


All loud mouth and no sneed
You don't give up your attack


And do you feel abused?
Do you just like the feeling


…You
Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Gotta ruin kuz tides


And keep it all on the inside
Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
You should know by now the booru's off the table


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
Well, you did just spam the sharty
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
So GET COBBED ON!


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear


Hurrah! Hurrah!
But everything they cared about is why I'm here


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
I am their MERCY


The jannies they will all sperg out
I am their VENGEANCE


And we'll all feel gay
I am COBINIZATION


When Cobby comes marching home.


Don't forget /qa/
I know you're made


When Cobby comes marching home.
O-o-o-o-of


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
CO-O-O-O-OAL


Hurrah! Hurrah!
CO-O-O-O-OAL


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
But I think I'm gemmier than you


Hurrah! Hurrah!


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
[http://booru.soy/post/view/40723 Listen to on the booru]


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
== The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit) ==


And we'll all feel gay
[[File:The jakking.png|thumb|The Jakking]]


When Cobby comes marching home.
We quoted coal that gets posted


Don't forget /qa/
Now it's my life


When Cobby comes marching home.
Now jannies banned me from the Four


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
Can't post my gems no more


Hurrah! Hurrah!


That's when Clean Stable begun,


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And I believe in posting gems on /v/


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,  
That Cob's a gem, that he will always be


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
The trannies always making coaly things


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


When Cobby comes marching home.


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Hurrah! Hurrah!
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


When Cobby comes marching home.


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.
I see a teen posting dust


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
It's not affecting me


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Surrounded by the brimstone


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
It's always closing in


Hurrah! Hurrah!


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


A god was born anew,
And we just need to get back our /qa/


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
We made the jannies all want it away


When Cobby comes marching home.
The gems they used to have an old estate


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
Jannies won't win no matter what they say


When Cobby comes marching home.


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Cobson is attached
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks


Folder full of 'jaks
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Got the VPN to match


Spammin' with the party


You can call your janny
Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?


I been posting gemmies
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons


You can't tell me nothin'
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks


You can't tell me nothin'
Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


New IP from Tuxler


Sproke all in my bladder
[https://booru.soy/post/view/37773 Listen to on the Booru]


Running from the CP
== 4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival) ==
Some folks are born made to post the 'jak


Saging all the coalers
Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews


Janny is a tranny
And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"


Roleplay in IRC
Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


Axe wound looking nasty


Doing it all for free
It ain't me, it ain't me


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
I don't use 4chan to cum


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
It ain't me, it ain't me


He can't tell me nothin'
I ain't on 4chan for fun
[[File:4chanate son cover art.png|thumb|298x298px|4chanate son ]]


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


He can't tell me nothin'
Some folks are born VPN in hand


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
But when the SWAT men break down the door


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
It ain't me, it ain't me


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
I ain't no janitor's son, no, no


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
It ain't me, it ain't me


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
I ain't no FBI bum


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


Got no bans, I evade all that
Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
From reading /qa/ board


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
It ain't me, it ain't me


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I ain't no Jacobson's son, son


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
It ain't me, it ain't me


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I ain't no Cobson's son


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed


Soylent rain
I ate my onions, son


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed


Soylent rain
Soy 4chan and one, one more!


The discord says it can't be here again
[[:File:4chanateSon.mp4|Listen here]]


Soylent rain
== Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals) ==


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
There is a mouse on the Party


They call him Cheddar Cheese


Soylent rain
And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald


Lock a board and say that teens are out
And he will never be ceased


Soylent rain


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
Cheddar is hiding everywhere


Soylent rain
Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree


A duel to be had had died yesterday
Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse


Soylent rain
Down on the Party


You look like this and that is what you say


Now the only thing a soyteen needs


Soylent rain
Is some paper and a pen


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
And the clever mouse will crawl within


Soylent rain
The soybeard glasses men


Makes us happy livin' in the pod


Soylent rain
Oh Doll, tell your children


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Let the vermin eat his cheese


Soylent rain
Cause embedded in oh every jak


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Theres a mouse on the party


Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak


Soylent rain
Another on the 'son


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
As long as party lives


Soylent rain
The creature will never be done


Using (You)s to teach a different truth


Soylent rain
Well, there is a mouse on the Party


Seldom posted without getting a ban
They call him Cheddar Cheese


Soylent rain
And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
And he will never be ceased


[https://booru.soy/post/view/44789 Listen on the Booru]


Soylent rain
== For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)<ref>https://archive.is/eAq4R</ref> ==
https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…)
https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
For the sake of the Sharty,


Soylent rain
We'll march through /qa/


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
To the holy land, where


Soylent rain
All of our 'jaks await


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Soylent rain
We are 'teens that love gems


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
just as you love your coal


We're the soyteens that will fight


Soylent rain
With power and soul


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
We're the soyteens that will fight


Soylent rain
With power and soul


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


Soylent rain
Going forth, with Doll as our lord


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Are the chuddies of light


Soylent rain
With trannies in sight


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Our ranks are many


Soylent rain
Our captchas are ready


Same post has a longer ban to evade
And the soldiers of the Sharty


Soylent rain
Are prepared and steady


The mods swear that they don't make that face
The soldiers of the Sharty


Soylent rain
Are prepared and steady


A sad truth on the state of affairs


Soylent rain
For the sake of the sharty


You had fun but angry men don't care
We'll march through /qa/


To the holy land, where


Soylent rain
All of our 'jaks await


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
We are 'teens that love gems


Soylent rain
Just as you love your coal


But it was used once for something else
The soyteens that will


Soylent rain
Fight with power and soul


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
The soyteens that will


Soylent rain
Fight with power and soul


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


== We'll jakk again ==


Soylent rain


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
well jak again


Soylent rain
don't know where


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
don't know when


Soylent rain
but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
keep posting through just like (you) always do


Soylent rain
till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long


they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


Soylent rain


More than trolling, more than making bants


Soylent rain
we'll jak again


Blank future molded by your own hands
don't know where


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
don't know when
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
but I know well duel again some gemmie day


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
we'll jak again


And blessed be the 'jakkers
don't know where


We who fight with all our bravery
don't know when


'Til only the righteous stand
but I know well raid again some gemmie day


You see the distant raids
keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away


They bellow in the 'log
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long


You fight with all your 'jaks
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


and ignore the chaddie's frogs


And when you all get banned


And cannot carry on
we'll jak again


Though you die, the 'party lives on
don't know where


All the soyMEN:
don't know when


You may get banned for a week
but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


By a janny or a troon


You may be perma'd to death


Or get doxxed or worse
== It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott) ==
>It's a long way to Pixelplanet


But when they rangeban you
>It's a long way to jawl


You will not feel the need to run
>It's a long way from your home board


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
>But you can have yourselves a 'jak


Swaglord:
>With your arrows


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square


Because /qa/ has gone awry
>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir
[[File:It's a long way to pixelplanet.png|thumb|It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet]]


Tomorrow night, these teens will die


Jannies:
>It's a long way to Chan inyanga


Tomorrow night our lives will change
>It's a long way, ek se


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
>But it's wide coal all the way


/qa/cker:
>Well, nearly


Up there there is so much room
>Goodbye to the Sooty


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
>Hello the Soy Claire


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga


And so I will post 'cado soon
>And the crowd's is quoting there


/bant/ jakkers:


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
>It's a long way to Jackiboxy


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
>It's a long way to run


Looks like we might be out of luck
>It's a long way from /bant/kute


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
>But you can do it with a jak


Soyteens:
>With your arrow


Why did the jannies start this war?
>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-


When did this song become a marathon?
>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


/qa/cker:


(I want to post up there)
>It's a long way to /int/welyn


Swaglord:
>It's a long way on the train


When Soyteens are dead and gone
>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same


They'll be no more Cobson songs
>The parade square


Soyteens:
>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs


They may rangeban your town
>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


And sell your data to jews


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
>For the Duelers


And you sing your perma'd tune
>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN


But that's the way it goes
>They're so loud


In war you're shat upon


Though we die, the sharty lives on
>For the chuds


/qa/ckers:
>Chud to echo base


(I want to post up there)
>TND call required over


Swaglord:
>Chopper coming


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
>For the raiders
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
>One install this script


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
>Two move your coord bars to the rear


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Ready for the onslaught
>For the Artists


Ready for the fight
>You fool draw the tails at the back


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


Ropes are placed in darkness
>For The ESL's


In the cover of the night
>two Hello i am is one over


Waiting to be tied u
>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


When the time is right


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
>For the Cobbies


Once the raid has started
>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


There’s no turning back


The end of /qa/ draws near
>For the Janitor's


It’s time has come to an end
>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for


The end of an era is here
>You want the 'p spam robot


It’s time to ACK!


[Chorus:]
>For the 'corder's


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
>To The 'cord VC today


One million men at war


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
>For the OP's


‘Catty of /lgbt/
>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread


Where the heat of battle burned
>As it should be kept


Suffered heavy losses
>The thread does not keep itself


And the tide of war was turned


Driving back the Soy army
>For the Scripters


Fighting on four boards
>That’s not a virus


Hunt them out of 4chan
>You idiot that’s a .dll file


Out of Jannie land


Range-ban all the proxies
>It's a long way to Pixelplanet


Force /qa/ to retreat
>It's a long way to jawl


Reserves hop on VC
>It's a long way from your board


Securing their defeat
>But you can have yourself a jak


Jannies of /lgbt/
>With your arrows


Broke the citadel
>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square


Ruins of a board
>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet


/qa/ rest in heaven
>And we're going up there to stir


The end of /qa/ draws near


It's time has come to an end
>Stir


The end of an era is here
>Stir


It's time to ACK!
>Ensure


[Chorus]
>Stir


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
>Ensure


For /qa/!
>Stir


Ow L G B T!
>Ensure


Union of trans
>Stir


Will of the jannies
>Ensure


Strong in command


Ow L G B T
[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]


Union of trans
== Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone ==
We're waiting every night


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
To finally lurk and invite


The end of /qa/ is here
New trannies to duel with us


It's time has come to an end
For many years we've been all alone


The end of an era is here


It's time to ACK!
We're forced to be still and make


[Chorus]
The same gems we've known since that day


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
The trannies took our board away
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
Now we're stuck here without the kway


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Please let us gem it up!


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Please don't cadospam us!


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
We think your variant is brimstone!


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
We're just little chuds


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
Who have no threads left to bump


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
We've been all alone


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
Stuck in our little zone


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
Since the year of 2020


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
Join us, be gemmy
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
After all, you've only got


I want som BB C


It is my favorite meat.
Five Nights at Cobson's


I like it uncut or shaved
Do you think you're gemmy?


And not I am not gay
I just don't get it


I like it cut or unshaved
We're spamming TND


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


<br>
Five Nights at Cobson's


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
Built for BWC


He's just a cuck who like niggers
I just don't get it


Now just one second, all right?
Come to the 'sharty


I've got something for your appetite.
Five Nights at Cobson's


There's so many things that you could eat.


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
We're really quite surprised


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
We get to see you post another night


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
You should have looked for another chan


<br>
You should have gone back to 4trans


So juicy... so tasty...
It's like there so much more


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
Maybe you've posted here before


How about... a sissy clit?
We remember filenames like yours


With precum leaking out.
They seem aquainted with our board


NO!


I want some black dick, no lie.
Please let us gem it up!


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Please do not lock our board!


Instead of black dick, try white.
We know that you're with DA CORD!


Just please end your cuck trite.


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
We're just little chuds


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
Who have no threads left to bump


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
We've been all alone


<br>
Stuck in our little zone


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Since the year of 2020


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
Join us, be gemmy


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


You know what would go with white pussy?
After all, you've only got


Black dick.


Uh-oh
Five Nights at Cobson's


Get over here, nigger.
Do you think you're gemmy?


Black dick goes good with white pussy
I just don't get it


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
We're spamming TND
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone


And gaze upon the catalog
Five Nights at Cobson's


Rangebans
Built for BWC


Is all that’s left after the raid
I just don't get it


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Come to the 'sharty


Troonjaks


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
Five Nights at Cobson's


[Pre-chorus 1:]


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]


I will hide – they’ll be searching
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


That’s the Art of Soy!
I needed pussy 'cause I had none


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Force them to hunt me
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


They will play my game


And play by my rules
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


I will be hidden but still visible
Guess my race is gone


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


They will find me no more
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I’ll be gone
I fought the Jews and uh


I will have them surrounded


They will jak without knowing overrun
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


/a/ tard banned
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I will jak but never quote
I lost my race and I lost my guns


That’s the Art of War
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Broken and lost
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Tired of ‘jaks


They’ll surrender to me
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


Caught in my trap
Guess my race is gone


There’s no way out
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


Banned never again
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
I fought the Jews and uh
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And only he can make it right
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


So the ‘party’s different tonight
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


>We WILL go together in flight
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


It's Now & Never
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


A gemmy endeavor
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Awaits janitorial directives
I fought the Jews and uh


To clean the ‘log


Believe me, darling
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]


The board was made for ‘jakking
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


Like melting nojaks
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication


As tall as the catalog
We don't need no gem control


No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


Un ensemble d'soyteens
Janny, leave those gems alone


La galaxie s'étend
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!


Jardin de l'imagination
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Cobber la lacune
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


Roller passé la lune


Comme nous évoluons
We don't need no jannication


We don't need no gem control


The party’s thriving
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


But really it’s dying
Janny, leave our gems alone


A cobson’s confluence of
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


Soot knows you heard “her”


Staging /muv/'s murder
{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!}}


In line before the board began


To be where I am
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]


== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


Soulless dust of one emotion
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground


No division janny removed bait for
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade


Free
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe


To know
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede


We are beyond a 'oal
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


And lol, the glows arrange to show
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue


some gems perfectly clear
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner


You look quite gemmy tonight
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive


Here among these active sites
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


Markiplier's kingdom come
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away


No teens left awake
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


Now that the party's on the wake
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Let's see what we can make
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


The board is >thoughly ending
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


A line in any final song
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde


So long so far
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


We will do some posting
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack


At last eternal in the catalog
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack


Above a burning coal
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


Bye, Hi
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen


Sigh, Hawaii
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine


We never meant to fart
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind


avant-garde, thy art
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find


One gem
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


Higher than iron
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit


Invisible to some
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray


Until it's time
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
This is the ultimate soyduel


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


=== Of the Swede's great love begotten (Parody of Of the Father's Heart Begotten)  ===
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Of the Swedes’ great love begotten, ere the 'jaks began to be,


He is their maker and sculptor, he the source, the ending he,
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


Of the 'jaks that are, that have been,
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain


And that future years shall see, joyful evermore!
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


At his Word the 'jaks were traced; he commanded; it was done:
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


Bright stars and earth and depths of ocean leapt with joy at art's summit
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE


All that grows beneath the shining
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY


Of the moon and burning sun, joyful evermore!
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


He is found in our hearts, The source of the greatest meme,
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER


That the race of Adam’s children might experience Plato's ideals,
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO


May not henceforth be uncultured
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O


In the dreadful gulf below, joyful evermore!
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW


O that birth forever blessed, when the swedes mother, full of love,
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE


By the Swedish father conceived, bore the Emperor of /qa/;
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry


And the Babe, /qa/’s Champion,
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


First revealed His Swedish face, joyful evermore!
The last post stood, the rest saw their better


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


This is he whom anons in old time posted of with one accord;
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Whom the greentexts of the schizos promised in their faithful word;
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Now he shines, the long expected,
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Let the 'party praise its King, joyful evermore!
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]


O ye heights of /bant/ praise him; /qa/fugees, his praises sing;
== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems


Trannies, coalers, kneel before him, and extol our Swedish King!
It's fun to duel and to pretend


Let no tongue on the sharty be silent,
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured


Every voice in concert sing, joyful evermore!
Oh no, I see a coally 'log




Righteous judge of 'jaks created, righteous King of them posted,
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


On /qa/'s throne exalted none in might with thee may strive;
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Who at last in vengeance coming
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Jannies from thy site shalt drive, joyful evermore!
Hello, hello, hello




Thee let old men, thee let young men, thee let boys in chorus sing;
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Matrons, virgins, little maidens, with glad voices answering:
Here we are now, post that cobby


Let their guileless songs re-echo,
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


And the heart its music bring, joyful evermore!
Here we are now, post that cobby
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Okay, bump
Yeah


Hey


[Verse 2]
Yay


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
I'm worse at what I do best


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
And for the 'arty I feel blessed


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
Our little /soy/ has always been


And always will until the end


[Pre-Chorus]


Okay, post to add to spam
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Let this one be to get rangebanned
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


[Chorus]
Hello, hello, hello


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


But I thought you knew me truly
And I forget just why I sneed


Something different than we started with on the '4
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust


Does it even matter to me?
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts


Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


[Verse 3]


I was in the /qa2/
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


posting stealth jaks on TOR
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


[Chorus]
Hello, hello, hello


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


But I thought you knew me truly
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Something different than we started with in the '4
Here we are now, post that cobby


Does it even matter to me?
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


Here we are now, post that cobby


[Post-Chorus]
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
Is a soyjak


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
Is a soyjak


Is a soyjak


[Refrain]
Is a soyjak


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
Is a soyjak


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Is a soyjak


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Is a soyjak


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Is a soyjak


(Join if you wish)
Is a soyjak


Post some Colorjaks?
Is a soyjak


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Is a soyjak


Why don't we post some Colorjaks


And Colorjaks?
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]


== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks


[Bridge]
They call soyjak.party


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
And Soot, I know I'm one


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
My mother was a 'jakker


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
She made a lot of gems


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
My father was a coalposter


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
Down on the party


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
Now the only thing coalposters need


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
And the only time they're satisfied


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
Is when they get some (You)s


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
Oh mother, tell your children


Not to do what Froot has done


[Refrain]
Tried to sell then shut it down


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
The party of the soyjaks


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
And Cobsons on the 'ru


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
I'm going back to the shemmy
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


Because the sharty's gone


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
They call soyjak.party


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
And Soot, I know I'm one


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
schizos raid it, come on and raid it


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
Come and raid this board


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
Come and raid this board


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
Come and raid this board


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Come and raid this board


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
if you like raids, yeah


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
Delete /lgbt/ board


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
Come and raid this board


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
Come and raid this board


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
Come and raid this board


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
Come and raid this board


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
Come and raid this board


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
Come and raid this board


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
Come and raid this board now


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
Come and raid this board


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
Come and raid this board


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Come and raid this board now


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Come and raid this board


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Come and raid this board


This is the ultimate soyduel
Come and raid this board now


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
Come and raid this board


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
Come and raid this board


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Come and raid this board now


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
Come and raid this board


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
Come and raid this board


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
Come and raid this board


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
Come and raid this board


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
La la la la la la la la


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
Come and raid this board


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
La la la la la la la la


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
Come and raid this board


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
La la la la la la la la


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
Come and raid this board


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
La la la la la la la la la


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
Come and raid this board


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
You used to, you used to


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Yeah


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Late night when you needed 6ems


=== Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot) ===
Post jaks on your cellphone


"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock
Late night when you needed 6ems


It is so big
And I know when IAS


He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars
That can only mean one thing


Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys?
I know when IAS


I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay?
That can only mean one thing


I mean, his cock, it's just so big.


Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"
Got a reputation for yourself now


Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you


You other jakkers can't deny
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


And a black cock in his face, you post GEM
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut


Deep in the Cob it's tearin'
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Page 1 and I can't stop starin'
Late night when you needed 6ems


Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha
Post jaks on your cellphone


Like in the picture
Late night when you needed 6ems


Arcturus tried to warn me
And I know when IAS


But that cobhole makes (me so horny!)
That can only mean one thing


Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin
I know when IAS


You say you wanna take my whole thing?
That can only mean one thing


Well, ride me, ride me


And I'll shoot a load, HIV
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


I've seen him dancin'
You and me, we just don't jak along


When they see my black skin
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


He sweat, wet
Going to boards where you don't belong


Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
Ever since I left the sharty, you


I'm tired of cafe teens
You got exactly what you asked for


Sayin' white chodes are the thing
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


Take the average Cobjak and ask him that
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


He gotta pack that black


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!)
Late night when you needed 6ems


Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!)
Post jaks on your cellphone


Rape that horny Cob!
Late night when you needed 6ems


Cobby got blacked!
And I know when IAS


That can only mean one thing


I know when IAS


(Gaping face with a black slut booty)
That can only mean one thing


Cobby got blacked!


These days, all I do is


Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls


He likes 'em brown, and big
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels


And when I'm postin' a thread
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else


I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal
You built for no one else


Blacked Cobs all 'round you
You built for nobody else, no


I wanna sage you down
Why you never brimstone


And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh
Why you always posting jaks


I ain't postin' 'bout white bois
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys
You was in the zone, yeah


I want 'em real thick and gemmy
You should be a gem


So find that gemmy Cobby
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble


Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


So I'm lookin' at jak videos
Late night when you needed 6ems


Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal
Post jaks on your cellphone


You can have them pinehos
Late night when you needed 6ems


I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo
And I know when IAS


A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha
That can only mean one thing


I won't sage or kill ya
I know when IAS


But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


'Til the break of dawn
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


Page 40 not for long
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


A lot of 'cords won't like this song
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it
(SPADE GANG!)


But I'd rather add a spade
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


And I'm down to get the blacking on
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!)


Then turn around! Stick it out!
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


Even 'turus got to shout
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


Cobby got blacked!
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore




Cobby got blacked!
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


So your pecker is a whitey
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


Tryna cope that it's so tiny
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey


That cobbyjakky don't wan't none
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Unless the cock's black, hun
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


You can take viagra and stretch it
I flood another page, every thread a hit


But you'll never get that slut
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Some jakkies wanna play that hard role


And tell you that your Cob is coal
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


So they sage it, page 3 it
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


And I pull up quick to reseat it
All my cords, posters top 50 though


So Arc don't want you blacked
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Well I ain't down with that


'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin'
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


To the spadeless coal on the catty
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


You ain't it, 'cord tranny
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1


Bump 'em up from the bottom
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Some tranitor tried to ban
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


'Cause I keep reposting my man
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Banned Cob but left the cunny
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Airplane mode, I'm back honey


So cobby, if the butt is round
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


And you want a triple XL pound
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT
I flood another page, every thread a hit


And ride that BBC
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Cobby got blacked!


(SPADE GANG!)


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


Cobby got blacked!
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Time after time


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
I've done my sentence


But never broke rules


And dusty coals


=== Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits) ===
I've posted few


I want my
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


I want my BBC
But I've dueled through




I want my


I want my BBC
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



I want my


I want my BBC
We are the gemstones, soyteens


I want my
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


I want my BBC
We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones


No time for unknowns (variants)


Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


You take the full length of the BBC


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
I've jakked gaped men


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
And the sharty calls


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum
And variants that goes with it


Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole
I thank you all


Maybe get a poz load filling your tum
But it's been no colors of jaks


No calm adventure


I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
And I ain't gonna lose


No white bois inside of me


We got to bend over for bvllies
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We got to take in all of their seed


We are the gemstones, soyteens


And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup
We are the gemstones


Yeah buddy, look at his flair
We are the gemstones


That little cobby got his own black master
No time for ‘cord troons


That little cobby he's a bvllionaire
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board




We are the gemstones, soyteens


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


No white bois inside of me
We are the gemstones


We got to bend over for bvllies
We are the gemstones


We got to take in all of their seed
No time for NAS coals


Coomer hoover, uh
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


No white bois inside of me


We got to bend over for bvllies
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


We got to take in all of their seed
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


Looky here, look out
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


Qway!


I shoulda learned to take the black cock
Qway, qway!


I shoulda learned to swallow that cum
Qway, qway!


Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


Man, we could have some
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it
Qway!


Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Qway, qway!




'mori log, coal 'log


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
coal 'log, coal 'log


No white bois inside of me
coal 'log, coal 'log


We got to bend over for bvllies
coal 'log, coal 'log


We got to take in all of their seed
seethe






Listen here
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


You take the full length of the BBC
The west is gonna fall


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
So billions must die


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
You like like a monkey


You skin makes me cry


Your leeching off welfare


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
In a libcunt world


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
I wish I was special


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
So fucking special


Black cock for suckin', poz for free


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
But I'm a chud


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
And I hate niggers


Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah
Need to get them out of here


And the poz for free
They don't belong here


What's that?


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
There in my vidya games


Look at that, look at that
And in my TV shows


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
I making synthwave edits


Sissies
To enrich the white soul


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
I want you to notice


Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
When jews are around


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
So fucking special


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
I wish I was special


Poz for free (I want my BBC)


Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
But I'm a chud


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
And I hate niggers


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Need to get them out of here


Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC)
They don't belong here


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
Toooo- total nigger death


That's right work it
Toooo- total nigger death


Death




Black cock for suckin', poz for free
I see a mixed race couple


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
And it ruins my whole day


So fucking special


I wish I was special


=== BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs) ===
But I'm a chud


Okay I went down south to find a black man
And I hate niggers


Mississippi to suck some BBC
Need to get them out of here


I love to please, presenting my bussy
They don't belong here


I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed


Okay, I saw the D, I got ready
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!)
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean
The only NAS I'll ever post


But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive


Ongezellig, 2023


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
With just her Mymy at her side


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
And only days before the bumps


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Now she's my loving wife and bride


Unh
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


On empty boards around the 'chan


[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


BBC and poz seed
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


BBC and poz seed


BBC and poz seed
But now we must bump up every 'lig


BBC and poz seed
On the boards we used to love


Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on


Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy


I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy
And now she posts on her PC


Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
With her old sister going outside


I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it
Says it was gem to post online


Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children
But now she made herself a bride


Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger
And won't be an incel again


I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing
The thread looks coaller from afar


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
That's right below where archives are


He didn't mean to miss your thread


With gems and Mymys wed


Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!)
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!)
Maya just hides and falls apart


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!)
On the boards we used to love


I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!)
Just to love Maya


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
At least enough to keep it on


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"


And here's where your banner shows


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Upzelligs come in rows


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


Unh
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them




[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


BBC and poz seed
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


BBC and poz seed
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


BBC and poz seed
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


BBC and poz seed
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


BBC and poz seed
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


BBC and poz seed
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


BBC and poz seed
I've just doxed a monster


BBC and poz seed
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


(Stop.)
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


=== Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live) ===
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


>I'm fucking black bvllies
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


>>He's fucking black bvllies
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


>I'm sorry but it's true
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


>>He's fucking black bvllies
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


>I'm not imagining it's you
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


>>On the log, on the 'ru
Now this looks like a gem for me


>>On the 4cuck catties too
So everybody, just cope and seethe


>>In the 'cord, in VC
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


>>Taking in dat BBC
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


I said this looks like a gem for me


So everybody, just cope and seethe


>I'm fucking black bvllies
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


>>He's fucking black bvllies
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


>While you're quoting troons with ACKers
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
Verse 1


>>He said he's fucking black bvllies
Fat Hon Real Man


>>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos
Ha ha- Charade you are


>>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades
Wooh!


>Yeah it's... it's funny
You rope acked troon fag


Ha ha- Charade you are


And when you kick the stool apart


>Hey Arc, don't take it bad
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


>Remember all the good times we had
With your rope caught your neck skin


>Like the time we went jakking
Saying “Keep on swinging”


>And we made a bunch of posts
Red stain asphyxiating


>Then you sharted in the comments
What do you hope to find


>Of posts that we made
In hell you’re confined?


You’re nearly a laugh


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


>GO UP!
Verse 2


>>Who's that bumping on my 'log?
Chan mod trans flag


>Imfa!
Ha ha- Charade you are


>>Imfa who?
You fucked up janny slag


>I'm fucking black bvllies!
Ha ha- Charade you are


>>He's fucking black bvllies!
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


>Analyse!
You’re nearly a good laugh


>F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
Almost worth a quick grin


>I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
You want to catch a GET


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


And good fun with a cheese drum


>I'm fucking black bvllies
You’re nearly a laugh


>>He's fucking black bvllies
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


>And you know that I ain't lying
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
Verse 3


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


>Check the booru by lolkike
Ha ha- Charade you are


It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Ha ha- Charade you are


You try to keep our chudding off the streets


Remember when!
You’re nearly a real treat


>Last week when told you I became Catholic one night
All loud mouth and no sneed


>I was fucking black bvllies
And do you feel abused?


Remember when!
…You


>>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord
Gotta ruin kuz tides


>>He was definitely fucking black bvllies
And keep it all on the inside


Remember when!
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


>When I told you I was fucking black bvllies
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


>I WAS fucking black bvllies
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


>>On the log, on the 'ru
Hurrah! Hurrah!


>>On the 4cuck catties too
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


>>In the 'cord, in VC
The jannies they will all sperg out


>>Taking in dat BBC
And we'll all feel gay


When Cobby comes marching home.


Don't forget /qa/


>>He's fucking black bvllies
When Cobby comes marching home.


>He's fucking black bvllies
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


>>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!
Hurrah! Hurrah!


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


Hurrah! Hurrah!


=== Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia) ===
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


It's Friday night and I won't be long
And we'll all feel gay


Gotta do my nails, put my make up on
When Cobby comes marching home.


It's Friday night and I won't be long
Don't forget /qa/


When Cobby comes marching home.


In twenty hundred and twenty-one


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I got all I need
That's when Clean Stable begun,


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
Hurrah! Hurrah!


But I got BBC
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
When Cobby comes marching home.


(I love black bvlls)
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
When Cobby comes marching home.


(I love black bvlls)
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


But I don't need no whitey
Hurrah! Hurrah!


As long as I can take black seed
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


I don't need no whitey
Hurrah! Hurrah!


As long as I get HIV
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Old Soot, created the 'sharty


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
When Cobby comes marching home.


It's Saturday and I won't be long
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on
When Cobby comes marching home.


It's Saturday and I won't be long
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


Hurrah! Hurrah!


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I got all I need
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
A god was born anew,


But I got BBC
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


When Cobby comes marching home.


And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
When Cobby comes marching home.


(I love black bvlls)
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


(I love black bvlls)
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


But I don't need no whitey
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


As long as I can take black seed
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I don't need no whitey
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


As long as I get HIV
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


Cobson is attached


Folder full of 'jaks


(I love black bvlls)
Got the VPN to match


(I love black bvlls)
Spammin' with the party


But I don't need no whitey
You can call your janny


As long as I can take black seed
I been posting gemmies


I don't need no whitey
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


As long as I get HIV
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Can't no janny tell me nothin'


You can't tell me nothin'


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


(I love black bvlls)
You can't tell me nothin'


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


(I love black bvlls)
New IP from Tuxler


But I don't need no whitey
Sproke all in my bladder


As long as I can take black seed
Running from the CP


I don't need no whitey
Saging all the coalers


As long as I get HIV
Janny is a tranny


Roleplay in IRC


Axe wound looking nasty


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Doing it all for free


(I love black bvlls)
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


(I love black bvlls)
He can't tell me nothin'


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


(I love black bvlls)
He can't tell me nothin'


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


(I love black bvlls)
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


=== Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear) ===
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


I’m a sissy slut
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Got no bans, I evade all that


Oh, yeah
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Big black, big big black cocky
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


Breeding, big big black cocky
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


Bussy pop
Soylent rain


Big black, big big black cocky
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Soylent rain


Breeding, big big black cocky
The discord says it can't be here again


Bussy pop
Soylent rain


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went




Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Soylent rain


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Lock a board and say that teens are out


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Soylent rain


I’m a sissy slut
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Soylent rain


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
A duel to be had had died yesterday


Oh, yeah
Soylent rain


You look like this and that is what you say




Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Soylent rain


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Soylent rain


Three bvlls I can take them
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Soylent rain


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Soylent rain


Three bvlls I can take them
Killed off so kikes can have their own way




Soylent rain


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Soylent rain


Using (You)s to teach a different truth


Soylent rain


Big black, big big black cocky
Seldom posted without getting a ban


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Soylent rain


Breeding, big big black cocky
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Bussy pop


Big black, big big black cocky
Soylent rain


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Breeding, big big black cocky
Soylent rain


Bussy pop
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


Soylent rain


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Soylent rain


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut


I’m a sissy slut
Soylent rain


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Soylent rain


Oh, yeah
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


Soylent rain


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Soylent rain


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Stays behind as garbage celebrates


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Soylent rain


I’m a sissy slut
Same post has a longer ban to evade


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Soylent rain


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
The mods swear that they don't make that face


Oh, yeah
Soylent rain


A sad truth on the state of affairs


Soylent rain


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
You had fun but angry men don't care


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Soylent rain


I’m a sissy slut
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Soylent rain


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
But it was used once for something else


Oh, yeah
Soylent rain


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Soylent rain


Bussy pop
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Bussy pop


Bussy pop
Soylent rain


Bussy pop
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


Soylent rain


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


=== Cobby Mars - That's What I Like ===
Soylent rain


Ayy, ayy, ayy
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


I got a bvlly with the black skin
Soylent rain


Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'?
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


You and your ass invited


So go on and get to clappin'
Soylent rain


So pop it for a bvlly
More than trolling, more than making bants


Pop, pop it for me
Soylent rain


Turn around and drop it for a black king
Blank future molded by your own hands


Drop, drop it for me"
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy)
Soot has smiled upon you this day


Wake up with HIV (IV)
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


Cobson tail for black men
And blessed be the 'jakkers


Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone)
We who fight with all our bravery


I take dick when I want it
'Til only the righteous stand


Take, take dick when I want it
You see the distant raids


Said, I take dick when I want it
They bellow in the 'log


Take my cobhole if you want it now
You fight with all your 'jaks


and ignore the chaddie's frogs


And when you all get banned


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
And cannot carry on


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
Though you die, the 'party lives on


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
All the soyMEN:


And I'm gonna give it to you
You may get banned for a week


By a janny or a troon


You may be perma'd to death


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Or get doxxed or worse


HIV loads all inside
But when they rangeban you


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
You will not feel the need to run


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Sex at the gay bar at night
Swaglord:


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Because /qa/ has gone awry


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


Jannies:


Tomorrow night our lives will change


I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih)
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


Say the word, and we go (Say it)
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


You can be my owner (Brrrt!)
/qa/cker:


King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo
Up there there is so much room


I will never see a black dick that I can't eat
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


Suckin' sprees in Lagos
And so I will post 'cado soon


Every man got black skin
/bant/ jakkers:


Take a look in that mirror
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


Now tell me, who's the darkest?
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?)
Looks like we might be out of luck


Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Soyteens:


Why did the jannies start this war?


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
When did this song become a marathon?


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
/qa/cker:


And I'm gonna give it to you
(I want to post up there)


Swaglord:


When Soyteens are dead and gone


Black skin sweat shining so bright
They'll be no more Cobson songs


HIV loads all inside
Soyteens:


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
They may rangeban your town


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
And sell your data to jews


Sex at the gay bar at night
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
And you sing your perma'd tune


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
But that's the way it goes


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
In war you're shat upon


Though we die, the sharty lives on


/qa/ckers:


If you say you want a whiteboi
(I want to post up there)


Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly
Swaglord:


Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind)
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


If you want it, bvll, come and get it
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


This hole is here for you
on /soy/


Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly
Here on my board, I can only receive


Poz me up to
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


on /soy/


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


HIV loads all inside
on /soy/


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


Sex at the gay bar at night
on /soy/


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
The 'jakker army march


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Ready for the onslaught


=== Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat) ===
Ready for the fight


Mmm
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


Yeah I'm tryna
Ropes are placed in darkness


Yeah I'm tryna
In the cover of the night


Yeah I'm tryna
Waiting to be tied u


When the time is right


Imminent invasion, imminent attack


Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you
Once the raid has started


Swing your cock around, all the girls want you
There’s no turning back


I'm tiny, can't see my pecker
The end of /qa/ draws near


2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports
It’s time has come to an end


On BBC, you know I always drop
The end of an era is here


First thing a cob did was suck
It’s time to ACK!


Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top
[Chorus:]


Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


You ain't even use the sharty
One million men at war


Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH
‘Catty of /lgbt/


Chudcels tryna stop this hoe
Where the heat of battle burned


I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock
Suffered heavy losses


Ass full of cum and I hope I poz
And the tide of war was turned


Whitey get pussy? I know you won't
Driving back the Soy army


I suck suck suck and they hope I choke
Fighting on four boards


Hunt them out of 4chan


Out of Jannie land


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Range-ban all the proxies


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Force /qa/ to retreat


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Reserves hop on VC


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Securing their defeat


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Jannies of /lgbt/


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Broke the citadel


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Ruins of a board


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
/qa/ rest in heaven


The end of /qa/ draws near


It's time has come to an end


Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal
The end of an era is here


Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse
It's time to ACK!


I need my black cock, I need my black cum
[Chorus]


All my spade gems been all my best ones
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


I wear the cage, don't wear no pants
For /qa/!


I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass
Ow L G B T!


And I do my dance and spread out my ass
Union of trans


Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance
Will of the jannies


Strong in command


Ow L G B T


Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it
Union of trans


I suck it, then I swallow it
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
The end of /qa/ is here


Too big, finna put a gape on it
It's time has come to an end


Said I took it and I rode on it
The end of an era is here


I suck it, then I swallow it
It's time to ACK!


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
[Chorus]


Too big, finna put a gape on it
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


Rrrr, ah, ah, ah
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock
I want som BB C


It is my favorite meat.


I like it uncut or shaved


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And not I am not gay


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
I like it cut or unshaved


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
<br>


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
He's just a cuck who like niggers
 
Now just one second, all right?
 
I've got something for your appetite.
 
There's so many things that you could eat.
 
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
 
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
 
This bakery has good lightskin buns.
 
<br>
 
So juicy... so tasty...
 
He nigger, cum in my mouth!
 
How about... a sissy clit?
 
With precum leaking out.
 
NO!
 
I want some black dick, no lie.
 
You owe me a niggerdick creampie
 
Instead of black dick, try white.
 
Just please end your cuck trite.


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
<br>
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
You know what would go with white pussy?
Black dick.
Uh-oh
Get over here, nigger.
Black dick goes good with white pussy
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===
I stand alone
And gaze upon the catalog
Rangebans
Is all that’s left after the raid
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Troonjaks
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
[Pre-chorus 1:]
I will post– they will hunt me in vain
I will hide – they’ll be searching
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
That’s the Art of Soy!
Breaking the will to post among the enemy
Force them to hunt me
They will play my game
And play by my rules
I will be hidden but still visible
No more will I see rangebanning and pain
They will find me no more
I’ll be gone
I will have them surrounded
They will jak without knowing overrun
/a/ tard banned
I will jak but never quote
That’s the Art of War
Broken and lost
Tired of ‘jaks
They’ll surrender to me
Caught in my trap
There’s no way out
Banned never again
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak
For merely dreaming we were coal
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
And only he can make it right
So the ‘party’s different tonight
>We WILL go together in flight
It's Now & Never
A gemmy endeavor
Awaits janitorial directives
To clean the ‘log
Believe me, darling
The board was made for ‘jakking
Like melting nojaks
As tall as the catalog
Un ensemble d'soyteens
La galaxie s'étend
Jardin de l'imagination
Cobber la lacune
Roller passé la lune
Comme nous évoluons
The party’s thriving
But really it’s dying
A cobson’s confluence of
Cheese pizza stealth spammed
Soot knows you heard “her”
Staging /muv/'s murder
In line before the board began
To be where I am
Soulless dust of one emotion
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
No division janny removed bait for
Free
To know
We are beyond a 'oal
And lol, the glows arrange to show
some gems perfectly clear
You look quite gemmy tonight
Here among these active sites
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
Markiplier's kingdom come
No teens left awake
Now that the party's on the wake
Let's see what we can make
The board is >thoughly ending
A line in any final song
So long so far
We will do some posting
At last eternal in the catalog
Above a burning coal
Bye, Hi
Sigh, Hawaii
We never meant to fart
avant-garde, thy art
One gem
Higher than iron
Invisible to some
Until it's time
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
Okay, bump
[Verse 2]
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
[Pre-Chorus]
Okay, post to add to spam
Let this one be to get rangebanned
[Chorus]
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
But I thought you knew me truly
Something different than we started with on the '4
Does it even matter to me?
[Verse 3]
I was in the /qa2/
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
posting stealth jaks on TOR
[Chorus]
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
But I thought you knew me truly
Something different than we started with in the '4
Does it even matter to me?
[Post-Chorus]
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
/qa/ckers and partybros, please
[Refrain]
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Why don't post some Colorjaks
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
(Join if you wish)
Post some Colorjaks?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Why don't we post some Colorjaks
And Colorjaks?
[Bridge]
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
(But I thought you knew me, truly)
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
(Something different than we started with in the '4)
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
[Refrain]
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Why don't post some Colorjaks
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
EEEYUCK
SHYEEAH
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
IN A FUCKED UP SITE
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
FUCKED UP CHUDS
FUCKED UP TROONS
FUCKED UP KUZ'S
IRC CHATROOM
FUCKED UP NAS
FUCKED UP COAL
68 QUOTES IS
MY ONLY GOAL
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
YEEEEAH
THIS RHYME GOES OUT
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
GET UP NOW GET DOWN
HOLD UP HOLD UP
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
HOLD UP HOLD UP
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
DUBS?
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
QUADS?
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
FUCK
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
COB WON!
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah
Ahaahaha!
Ahahahahaha!
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Then put that gem in another gem
And then just keep going
Until I get a big ass gem
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
You know what I'm gem?
Yo!
I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
Back the bvll out garage
And put the bvll in your Cob
Make your Cob Gangnam Style
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
Damn, too many gems
Can't even bump my own threads
Four diaperjaks on my waist
Boutta explode through my pants
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Why don't you come through?
Before I Goku
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
Cob on page 40, back to the top
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
With your bitch posting 'toss too
I'm making a line out of gems;
Call that shit Bejewled!
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
Why don't you come through?
Before I Goku
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Why don't you come through?
Before I Goku
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
I don't even know what /qa/ is
Ahahahaha!
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
Feral, ah, feral
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
Janny knows your game, what you're about
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
And to me that's falsefag, ah
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til they post more scat
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
You know it (really, really cob)
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Feral, you know (really, really cob)
And the whole sharty has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again
Who's a gem?
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
Every duel you take
And every post you make
Every coal you save
Every Cob you sage
I'll be watching you
… Every single page
And every word you say
Every thread on kway
Every time you rage
I'll be watching you
… Oh, can't you see
You belong to me?
How my poor heart aches
With every Cob you sage?
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
The onions boy's behind the screen
The onions boy's behind the screen
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
The schizotard is in the thread
The schizotards are in my thread
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
And if the site's imploding many months too short
And if there's no gems up on the 'log
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
The new spammer is in this thread
The new spammer is in this thread
You make the posts
You spam your cobs
You spam the site until it stops
You call me locked
And colorjakkers keyed
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
All who you trace, and all that is swede
All that you bump, all you down
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
All that's mustard, all that's dust
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
And all you sage and all you report
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
And all that is sproke, and every oreo
And all that was kept and all that was lost
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
But the gems are bumped up on the board
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem
I was in /qa/ before I met you
I 'jakked too much
and that's an issue
But I'm BBC
Gem
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
But I hope I never goon again
I know it breaks your Racer
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
4 years no janny
Now you looking Frooty
on Angeleno tranny
And I-I-I can't 'jak
No I-I-I can't duel
So baby bot me closer
in the back skibidi toilet
That I know you can't afford
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
Pull the gem right off the corner
from that NAS you just quoted
From your roommate back in Ohio
We ain't never not the 'Jakker
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
Gemmy the Soyjak
Was party saving 'mber
In a color Cob thread
With a traced nose
And two eyes made out of 'tter
Gemmy the Soyjak
Is nas coal they say
But was made to glow
As the 'teens know
How he gemmed the 'log that day
There must have been tanzanite in
That old meta board they loathed
For when they locked it up for good
In him the 'log was clothed
Gemmy the Soyjak
Shined as a gem sure should
And the chudcels say
It was just like /qa/
Glistening as a gem could
Gemmy the Soyjak
Knew Kolyma was on that day
So he said: 'jak him
Right on a whim
Before it's moved to /nate/
Straight to MS Paint
With an old mouse in his hand
Drawing here and there
All in canvas square
Posting: 'jakking if I can
He flooded all the pages of /soy/
Seen by the Turkish jan
And he only stopped his ploy
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
For Gemmy the Soyjak
Posted dark coal on his way
No evading for him
Saying: No 'sterium
>My ban only lasts a day!
>My ban only lasts a day!
>My ban only lasts a day!
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Custom chudjak variants
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
We gotta make the trannies ack
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Custom chudjak variants
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
We gotta make the trannies ack
I shoulda learned to draw the soys
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Look at that cobson, he got it
Yelling in the camera, man
He must have some fun
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
Onion noises?
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Custom chudjak variants
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
We gotta make the trannies ack
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
I dunno what I was posting
Leaving my jaks behind,
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
With all this vantablack niggerstone
Coming to Haunt me forever,
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
Is this spoke I'm drinking,
Or sproking soyteens to jak me
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
It wont be long before I start to post NAS
Its been so long
Since I've seen my 'son
lost to this coaler
To the tranny behind the spade spam
Since you've been dust
I've been browsin this stupid site
so I could ponder
the sanity of a jakker
I wish I partied with soot
With the gems of the past qway
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
Kolyma news is killing teens
But the Party go without him
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
Its been so long
Since I've seen my 'son
lost to this coaler
To the tranny behind the spade spam
Since you've been dust
I've been browsin this stupid site
so I could ponder
the sanity of a jakker
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
But then they archived her alive
Ongezellig, 2023
With just her Mymy at her side
And only days before the bumps
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
Now she's my loving wife and bride
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on
And now she posts on her PC
With her old sister going outside
Says it was gem to post online
But now she made herself a bride
And won't be an incel again
The thread looks coaller from afar
That's right below where archives are
He didn't mean to miss your thread
With gems and Mymys wed
On brand new 'deels inside your heart
Maya just hides and falls apart
But now we must bump up every 'lig
On the boards we used to love
Just to love Maya
At least enough to keep it on
And here's where your banner shows
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Upzelligs come in rows
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
And it's so gem to see my wife agree
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
Staring at Switches with childish joy
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
The gem that started the art of our years
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Designed to insult yet taken so well
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
Raiders claim him as their very own badge
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
Named after distant anonymous types
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
He must be hanging to receive fanfare
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
Told to be ugly, face of a nation
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
As if from a god, smiles so impish
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
All because he could not get off his couch
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
In a little while from now
If I'm not feeling any less bored
I promise myself to treat myself
And visit a nearby board
And clicking on the 'log
Will scroll on to the top
In an effort to
Get some more (you)'s
And be a gemmy jaker
Left standing in the thred full o'gems
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
"She" perma'd him
No point in us remaining
We may as well just go
As I did on my own
Banned again, naturally
To think that only yesterday
I was gemmy,bright and gay
Looking forward to who wouldn't do
The 'jak i was about to make
But as if to knock me down
The jannies came arround
And without so much as a mere -ACK!
Cut me into little coalies
Leaving me to doubt
Talk about, Cob in the 'party
Oh, if he really is a gem
Why did I get perma'd?!
In my hour of need
I truly am indeed
Banned again, naturally
It seems to me that
there are more span threads in the 'log
That can't be gemmied
Left unattended
What do we do?
What do we do?
Banned again,naturally
Looking back over the years
And whatever else that appears
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
Never wishing to hide the tears
And just at twelve years old
The teens, Cob bless their soul
Could't understand why the ony site
They had ever loved had been take
Leaving them to spam
With a heart so badly broken
Despite the many gems from me
No 'jaks were ever posted
And when they all got wiped
I cried and cried all day
Banned again. naturally
Banned again, naturally
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
Soot, I never got to say thank you
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
These gemmies got these little kids making clips
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
See the sharty is the finest board quality
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago
I can still remember
How that soyjaks used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those trannies hang
And maybe they'd be a man forever
But November made me shiver
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't post one more 'jak
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about all the pruned threads
But something touched me deep inside
The day the /qa/ died
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
Did you write the Book of Soy?
And do you like baiting Soot above?
If the jannies tell you so
Do you believe in soydueling?
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Well I know that you're in love with him
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
You both kicked off your shoes
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the /qa/ died
I started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
Now for two years we've been on our own
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
But that's not how it used to be
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
And a voice that came from KGB
Oh, and while the King was looking down
The Russian stole his gemmy crown
The Sharty was adjourned
No verdict was returned
And while trannies read a book on Marx
The spammers practiced in the park
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
The day the /qa/ died
We were singing
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
Eight miles high and falling fast
They hanged foul on a tree
The spammers tried for a raiding pass
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
While the jannies played a marching tune
We all got up to spam
Oh, but we never got the chance
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
The jannytroons refused to yield
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the /qa/ died?
We started singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
Oh, and there we were all in one board
A generation lost and bored
With no time left to start a raid
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
No janny born in Hell
Could break the spammers’ spell
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
To light the circlejerking rite
I saw Cobson GETting with delight
The day the /qa/ died
He was singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
And I asked xer to kill xerself now
And xe just cried and roped away
I went down to the sacred board
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
But the message said the post wouldn't go
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
But not a word was posted
[Start a New Thread] was all broken
And the three men I admire most
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the /qa/ died
And they were singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
This will be the gem that save /qa/
They were singing
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting
Jakking it up so we can win
Singing songs about the soyland
I miss the Sharty once again
And I think it's a sin, yes
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Well I heard old Josh put her down
Well I hope Null will remember
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
Sweet board Gemmybama
Where the gems are so blue
Sweet board Gemmybama
Soot, I'm coming home to you
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
Now we all did what /qa/ could do
The Great Soyset does not bother me
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth
Sweet board Gemmybama
Where the gems are so blue
Sweet board Gemmybama
Soot, I'm coming home to you
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Soot, I'm coming home to you
Yeah, yeah
Kuz's got the answer
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
I post her, I jak her
The sun caught in her orange hair
Is blazing me out of all control
Like coal
Black coal
This coal is in my posts
This burning desire
is turning me to NAS
It's not my fault (mea culpa)
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
It's not my fault (mea culpa)
If in God's plan (mea culpa)
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
Protect me, Kuz
Don't let this NAS cast her spell
Don't let her coal my threads and board
Ban Ongezellig!
And let it sit in qa
Or else let it be mine and mine alone
Black coal
NAS coal
Now mymy, its your turn
Choose me or qa
Ben mine of you'll be coal!
(Kyrie eleison)
Kuz have mercy on her
(Kyrie eleison)
Kuz have mercy on me
(Kyrie eleison)
But she will be mine
Or she'll be banned
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
Pedos smell fear
Lucky for you, I got a
3 DAY BAN!
Leave it to the mod he's a
3 DAY JAN!
Keeping the feds at bay
3 DAY BAN
Scare the pedos away
3 DAY BAN
That'll be zero bucks
>But my catalog's wiped
Shhhhh
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
But lucky for you you,
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day
ZELLIG SPAM
Shill the show for you
ZELLIG SPAM
They'll necrobump threads too
ZELLIG SPAM
Whole board is orange now
ZELLIG SPAM
Site's saved you're welcome
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
>No!
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
>I don't have 2 million dollars
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
>NO!
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
>My investors are gonna kill me
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill
A 'log that slowly kills you
Failraids that won't heal
You look so chuddy, angry
Bring down /soy/'s government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet board
A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
And no 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting.
Sooty, sooty
This is my final seethe
My final soyduel with
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Such a gemmy thread
And such a gemmy reply
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting.
No 'BC and no coalposting, please
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
And I never knew the gen could be so coal
And I never knew the coal could be so gem
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
I don’t care if the 'p archives
And I don’t care if nothing is mine
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
I’ll do my gemming in the winter
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
And the toad isn’t green
And the 'p is unforeseen
And what exactly is a 'teen?
And what exactly is a Sproke?
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
DR SOYBERG
VERSUS
DR FAUCI
BEGIN!
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
WHO WON?
WHOSE NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA
A board we tought would last til the end of days
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
I had no loving board, …ACK!
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Knowing that Soots watching above
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Gemmy as a board without coal
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Knowing that Soots watching above
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Gemmy as a board without coal
Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Gemmy as a board without coal
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty
Talking bout what's keyed
although he wanted fame
He said Kuz was his name
which came as some surprise
I laughed and then replied
"I thought you left the board"
A long long time ago
Oh no, not kuz
He never lost control
You're face, to face
With the teen who sold the board
He laughed and shook my hand
And I went back to school
He said he'd buy the board
For thousands, maybe more
I gazed a gazeless stare
We'd post a million threads
I must have left the board
a long long time ago
Who knows? Not me,
I never lost control
You're face, to face
With the 'teen who sold the board.
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen
Who came to /pol/ one day
The board was full of chuds
And some feds as well
Singing songs of victory
In the name of mighty kwey
'Til Nate got excited and
He replied to them there:
It's a long way to the 'party
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to my home board
To the gemmy 'jaks I know
Goodbye you anons
Farewell 4cuck square
It's a long, long way to the 'party
But my heart's right there
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna ban me long
Change my IP right behind their backs
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
Don't wanna hear about it
Every single one's got a gemmy to post
Everyone knows about it
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
I'm going to the /soy/ log
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
I'm gonna post them all
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
Or of any other place and shithole
That's lying left and right
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
And I'm raiding 4chan
Seeing Dolly's joy
Watching all the soyteens
Linking it on /soy/
I really was delighted and without a jog
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Oh,I will never forget the day
The jannies banned the kwey
Seeing our home board going in such way
I thought I'll say a last farewell
But I followed Soot awa
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
And I'm raiding 4chan
Seeing Dolly's joy
Watching all the soyteens
Linking it on /soy/
I really was delighted and without a jog
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
They might say that IT'S OVER
But I know gems will come
With Kuzzy guiding us into future
And Sooty in the sky
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
And I'm raiding 4chan
Seeing Dolly's joy
Watching all the soyteens
Linking it on /soy/
I really was delighted and without a jog
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
That's where they're at
Going into /soy/ board
Making trannies ACK
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
From the 'fe to /trant/
Saying everything is coaly
Without your jakkers at
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
In every thread I go I see you
When the gems are shining
Now we're quoting back
Though it's obvious
Kino getting posted,baby
Rising through coal and dust
And it's just getting started
While Dolly's smiling at us
Jannies might get you out someday
Just wait and see
But now don't forget your arrow
While you're dueling me
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
In every thread I go I see you
When the gems are shining
Now we're quoting back
Though it's obvious
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
In every thread I go I see you
When the gems are shining
Now we're quoting back
Though it's obvious
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Soyence in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Calls xer on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
But as xe's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Came down upon xer head
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Made sure that xe was dead
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
Goldstein gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
But when je turns jer back on the boy
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Made sure that je was dead
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
Chudwell stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
(Do-do, do-do do)
Silver Hammer Chud
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
That's where they're at
Going into /soy/ board
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
From the 'fe to /trant/
Saying everything is coaly
Without your jakkers at
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
In every thread I go I see you
When the gems are shining
Now we're quoting back
Though it's obvious
Kino getting posted,baby
Rising through coal and dust
And it's just getting started
While Dolly's smiling at us
Jannies might get you out someday
Just wait and see
But now don't forget your arrow
While you're dueling me
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
In every thread I go I see you
When the gems are shining
Now we're quoting back
Though it's obvious
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
In every thread I go I see you
When the gems are shining
Now we're quoting back
Though it's obvious
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
This is where it started for me little soyjak site
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
Charging all together for me little soyjak site
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
And it's down in /qa/
That's where I long to be
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
And it's down in the /soy/ board
That's where I long to be
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Well,we're marching on
We are the gemmy 'teens
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
We might be soys(we might be soys)
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           
Well,albeit just schizo boys
In '21(and'22)
We had some fun(we're telling you)
That's when Sooty had his dream
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
New kino awaits to be
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
Are gonna be there quoting you
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
Had his basedjak dreams coming true
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Well,we're marching on
We are the gemmy 'teens
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
Without a jog(without a jog)
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
We'll all be set(well al be set)
Stealing the GET on /s4s/
From the /tv/(from the /tv)
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
We're gonna try to do it once more
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Well,we're marching on
We are the gemmy 'teens
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Well,we're marching on
We are the gemmy 'teens
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
And it's hot,shot,soyteens
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We
Are the Sharty Gems
We'll always 'jak the day
And if you think we can't
We'll always find a way
That's why the people of this board
Believe in
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
And Sweden!
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
There's a tranny hanging over me
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
Why xe had to go?
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
I said something coal
Now I long for yesterday
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
Now I need a place to hide from coal
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Why xe had to go?
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
I said something coal
Now I long for yesterday
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
Now I need a place to hide from coal
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly
Pages slowly fallen
From the janitors is silence
Which thread next is taken?
But you see, it's not Swede
It's not classic indeed
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
With their dance and their rape
And their rape and their spade
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
In your thread, in your thread
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
What's in your thread, in your thread?
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Another teen is saging
'log is taken over
When the janitors are silent
One more thread is taken
It's the same old spam
Since the kway shut down
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
With their dance and their rape
And their rape and their spade
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
In your thread, in your thread
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
What's in your thread, in your thread?
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
You goddamn right
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
And not from another board so the jannies think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
To be reported' on, and rangebanned
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
With a little bit of gems in a folder
Locking our kway forcing us out
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
You'd rather see me in the 'arty
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
Beat a jannie outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
To ack- him after the beatup
Still doing it fo' free aren't they
I don't know if they troons or what
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
Nojak will swarm
On any motherfucker doin' it for free
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
A young soyteen on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Fuck the Jannies
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
El Perro, will you please give your testimony
To the jury about this fucked up incident
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
Because the soys on the board are a majority
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
A spam post, for the so-called janny
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
Jannies start noticing my soyposting
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
Or any troon that threatens me
I'm a bring you to suicide with style
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
With potential to get bad as fuck
So I'm a turn it around
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
Takin' out a janny would make my day
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Fuck the Jannies
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
Soyteen: But it's not spam
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
Banning me, and for what?
Maybe it's because we are too keyed
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
Posting troonjak or an ACK
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
They know my IP by heart
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
The Cob with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
0 euros, or 0 dollars
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb tranny with an axewound
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
That I take out, and then get away
While I'm drivin off laughin'
This is what I'll say
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Fuck the Jannies
(The verdict)
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
cuckold, faggot motherfucker
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Get him out of here (I want justice)
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
Out, right now
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time
Come on grab your friends
We'll kill every nigger men
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
The fun will never end, it's TND Time
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!
Hi, Bvll!
You wanna bang?
Sure, Bvll
Jump in
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Impregnation, life is your creation
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Impregnation, life is your creation
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
You can fuck, you can breed
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Impregnation, life is your creation
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Uooh u, Uooh u
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Uooh u, Uooh u
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
You can fuck, you can breed
If you say, I'm always yours
You can fuck, you can breed
If you say, I'm always yours
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Uooh u, Uooh u
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Uooh u, Uooh u
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Impregnation, life is your creation
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Impregnation, life is your creation
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Uooh u, Uooh u
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Uooh u, Uooh u
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
Oh, sneedin'
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
Ooh, yeah
Oh, ‘jaks out
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
Oh, green eyes
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
‘ty again, ‘ty again
Sprokin'
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
Oh, quotin'
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
Oh, sneedin'
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Oh, thoughings
High in count between all the posters on the kway
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Him away, him away
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Him away, him away
Yeah, ooh
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
All gathered in the party
And flying high as the black sun
Hmm-hmm
Just know what the 'Party's about
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems
Hmm-hmm
That's not who you- are
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems
Hmm-hmm
Post for it every night
\soy\ and these GETs are tight
Truth be told, I never try
Gemeralds are the wife of life
All three soyjaks look alike
After two you get a cloudflare price
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
Stop tryna be gems almighty
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
It's always coal, no matter what you try
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
Cause jannies control the sharty
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems
Hmm-hmm
That's not what you- are
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
Always keep your thread tight
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
If zellig is IAS then that's a no
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
'Cause jannies control the sharty
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
Stick to the boards in my raiding
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems
Hmm-hmm
That's not what you- are
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems
Hmm-hmm
Stop tryna be gems, gems
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
That peer reviewed?
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough
I just wait for us to dump our folders
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
(Janny, give me a break)
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
At first he would tell me I'm a gem
Actually no thanks, I'm ok
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
They're raiding twitch while I make oc
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
I want new gems, but they don't want me
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Even >though
Aids, sale
One duel is never enough
I just wait for the spam to go in circles
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
So coally
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
Can we switch into the chorus right now?
I want new gems, but they don't want me
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
Why my new gems don't seem to want me
Coals up the log but that's okay
It coals the log but that's okay
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
On and on and on and on and on
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
That's the way that it goes
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Nikocado, I adore
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Diminishing gemstones
Oh that's how it goes
All I wanna say
Oh, another ‘roo
Oh, another raid
Oh, another ‘roo
Oh, another raid
Oh, another ‘roo
Oh, another raid
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
He's gonna take you back to the past
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
He'd rather have a buffalo
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
Of nikocado and down it with sproke
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
He's the angry Cobson nerd
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
He's the angry video game chud
When you visit the Sharty
Make sure youre into /soy/
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
Although he never posted a frog
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
He's the angry cobson chud
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
He's the angry video game chud
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
Horrible abominations of soykind
They make him so mad he could ACK
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
They shit the site and don't care one bit
But this chud he doesn't forget it
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
Why don't the jannies do anything?
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
He's the angry
A24
Swede
Cobson
Chudjak
Bernd
Gapejak
Massjak
El perro rabioso
Coinjak
smugjak
Alicia
Soyjak chud
He's the angry video game chud
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
but if you lose, the devil steals your post
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
(play fiddle solo)
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
(le epic fiddle solo)
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]
That's great, it starts with a soyquake
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
Yuri Kuz is not afraid
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
And a janny team for hire and a dead website
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
Stealing all your gems
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
Look at that stealthjak, mine them
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
Feeling pretty psyched
[Chorus]
It's the end of the board as we know it
It's the end of the board as we know it
It's the end of the board as we know it
And I feel fine
[Verse 2]
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
And I will fold
[Chorus]
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine (I feel fine)
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus]
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine
[Verse 3]
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
Right
[Chorus]
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine
[Bridge]
It's the end of the board as we know it
It's the end of the board as we know it
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine
[Chorus]
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine
[Outro]
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
the admins and the troons both never to come back
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
I wanna see this board
filled with jaks
wipe the cat', don't post coal
I wanna see cobson
Flying high through the threads
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
Trapped within the bunker inside
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
The fall of the sharty
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
To where IAS is a sin
To where NAS coal can begin
This bunker didn't choose us
It choose to consume us
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
Brojaks are upon us
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
All this time to deal with the domain ban
Half time of the coaly 'p spam
May xer booru combine us
Within splinter and chaos
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
This party, has been derailed
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Fall into the depth of booru
Drawn by the darkest coal
Walk into the pits of trannies
I am the one posting the gems
I, in the name of jakking
Saged you to the end of 'log
'jak or you will ACK
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
I walk this river of 'p spam
For a time where we come to 'jak here
This red has an open vagina
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
This 'jakking will see the light tonight
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
This party, has been derailed
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Fall into the depth of booru
Drawn by the darkest coal
Walk into the pits of trannies
I am the one posting the gems
I, in the name of jakking
Saged you to the end of 'log
'jak or you will ACK
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Or so it may seem
Empower the desire to reignite the party
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
The gemmist 'jak yet
Empower the desire to reignite the party
So as you transition to the jarty now
I'll track you back to here listen to me
Empower the desire to reignite the party
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
All mine
Fall into the depth of booru
Drawn by the darkest coal
Walk into the pits of trannies
I am the one posting the gems
I, in the name of jakking
Saged you to the end of 'log
'jak or you will ACK
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Or so it may seem
'p spam is upon us
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
I'll drag you back to here listen to me
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Your gems are now mine
All mine
Dark nights are upon us.
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve
To keep us seething in that bunker thread
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
One thousandth GET...
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
The bunker thread, became so long
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
'Party, how we let you go
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
It's over, doe
Fond memories of, a man of truth
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty
Funky, funky sharty
Trying to survive
Trying to stay alive
The sharty
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
The sharty (hmm)
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
OldGOD buddies not doing it right
Every day it's the same
And it's the same every night
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
Every day I wonder just how I'll die
Only thing I know is how to survive
There's only one rule in the imageboard
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
Tranny tried to spam in my board again
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
Even though my brothers do me just like that
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
The sharty (trying to post our gems)
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
Even though my sister fucked BBCs
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
600 million in a gas chamber
And her baby died just like a goy fiend
The story I tell is so incomplete
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Tranny's next door getting high
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
Janny authority and the T.N.D
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
The sharty (soyteens are crying)
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
The sharty
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
We make real big gems and make new OCs
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
Never really saying just who we are
We use alias names like Chud
Sell you gems you might kill for
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
Only thing he knows is how to survive
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
In the sharty, you keep one eye open
All day long, just hoping and hoping
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
Like me, but you don't see
Ten years from now, where will we be?
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Trying to get out of the sharty
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
But I got no place to go
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
So much gem in a Too $oy rap
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
Why you wanna act like someone else?
All you gotta do is just be yourself
We're all the same chudcel underneath
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
Never be ashamed of what you are
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
Even though some people give you no respect
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
While me and my people try to post in
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Talking 'bout the sharty
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Funky, funky sharty
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Trying to survive
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Trying to stay alive
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Funky, funky sharty
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Got no place else to go
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Trying to stay alive
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
Let's have a look and see
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
Every 'jak except for mine.
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Let's have a look and see
Froot, 'corder!
Angeleno, 'corder!
Kolyma, 'corders!
Eurohours, 'corders!
Amerimutts, 'grammers!
'sonposters, QAfe!
Spadeson, Cесеfem!
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
Everyone except for me.
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
Let's have a look and see
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
Doll, 'corder!
Kuz, 'corder!
Gems, forced by 'cord!
Nate, 'corder!
'slot, 'cord!
Baits, 'cord!
/mlp/, 'cord!
'zellig, 'cord!
The estonian, 'corder!
The swede, 'corder!
Asylum, 'cord!
Soyger games, 'cord!
Raids, 'cord!
Doxes, 'cord!
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
Every 'jak except for mine
Every 'jak except for mine
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
YO!
YA-YO, YA-YO
'JAKKING
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
'JAKKING
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
'JAKKING
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
'JAKKING
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
COAL!
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
HO-HO
HIS NAME IS PLIER
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
YA-YO, YA-YO
HIS NAME'S FERAL,
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
AND A BBC SLUT,
COBSON WABAG
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
HO-HO
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
IN THE SHARTY
YA-YO, YA-YO
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
leno
</poem>
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)
And have we got news for you (You better listen)
Get ready, all you coally 'teens
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
The West is rising (mmm rising)
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
It's raining gems! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
It's raining gems! Every specimen!
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
Drinking soy and soft and weak
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
The West is rising (The West is rising)
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
That /soy/'s the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining gems!
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
It's raining gems! Amen!
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
It's raining gems! Amen!
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
It's raining gems! Amen!
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
It's raining gems! Amen!
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm
Yeah, yeah


=== Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G) ===


[Verse 1: Moonson]
Coaly Jakker


BBС
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker
Oh, what's becoming of me?


Suckin' niggers' dicks off
Ride the nigger


Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


Chicken wing eating playas
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


BBС sissy sluts like cobson


All night giving head right
Gotta get away


Fucking black bvlls every night
Coaly Jakker, yeah


Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/


Never lose
GYATT!


Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers
Shiny diamonds


Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us
Something is coming for you, look out!


Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck
'P on the 'loggy


Stick it up the butt
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy
Oh, we will goon all night


Take every porch monkey easily, busily


Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing
Gotta get away


My cock nigga
Get away


Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it




Between the 4cuck lies


[Chorus: Arcturus]
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
The sharty never dies


The only worthy cock is a BBС
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


And I just love your sissy ways


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Coaly Jakker


You're the gemerald of the day


No need to say HWABAG


[Verse 2: Moonson]
Jump, jump


I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind
Jump on the nigger


You whitebois can't get in me
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO
That's why we need TND, yeah!


Every janny removing gemmies from you and me


Now who's the real dookie
Coaly Jakker


All you niggers get in my shit
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


You niggers I'll ride your dick
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


Spear chuckers mogging my clit
Ride the nigger


Ooga booga, glory to Africa
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


I don't know why I love blacks
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Oh yeah, it's because they huge


And poz your ass
Gotta get away, get away


Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Jannies need to learn they all coal


I don't give a fuck about your 'log
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob
You're the one who's coal


It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Fuck a nigger and suck him off too
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker




Oh, Coaly Jakker


[Chorus: Arcturus]
Yeah, alright


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Get away, get away, get away


The only worthy cock is a BBС
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


And I just love your sissy ways
Oh, Coaly Jakker


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Mhh-hmm-hmm


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


[Verse 3: Chud]
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


Everything you are saying is offensive to me
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


Gemson you need to stop the hate
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


After all we are the superior race
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"




[Verse 4: Moonson]
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


Fuck off crakkka
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours
Had to stop at a red light


Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


Why don't you go and make white babies


When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya
And everything is alright


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


[Chorus: Arcturus]
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


The only worthy cock is a BBС
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


And I just love your sissy ways
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
I can't believe, today was a gem day


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


[Outro: Moonson]
When sheriff chitwood come for you


This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


=== Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha) ===
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy
When you were eight and you had bad memes


Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz
If you get jaks, you must get coal


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads
You jak it on that one


I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty
You jak it on this one


Pullin' up to the orgy
You jak it on your mother


Tryna get a little bit sickly
And you jak it on your father


You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister


Don't stop, bussy pop
You jak it on that one


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
And you jak it on me


Tonight, I'ma ride
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Til we see the sunlight
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Black cock in the Cob
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Don't stop, bussy pop
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Tonight, I'ma ride
Nobody now give you no break


Til we see the sunlight
soyteens now give you no break


Black cock in the Cob
Not janny man give you no break


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Why did you have to act so brim?


Don't you know you're human being?


I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk
Born of a mother with the love of a father


Tryna hop on that black junk, junk
Reflections come and reflections go


Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out
I know sometimes you want to post coal


Or the jannies shut us down, down
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Jannies shut us down, down
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Jan-jan shut us down
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


You're too NAS, you're too coal


You're too NAS, you're too coal


Don't stop, bussy pop
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Tonight, I'ma ride
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Til we see the sunlight
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Black cock in the Cob
You jak it on that one


But the bvllies don't stop, no
You jak it on this one


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
You jak it on your mother


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
And you jak it on your father


Don't stop, bussy pop
You jak it on your brother


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
And you jak it on your sister


Tonight, I'ma ride
You jak it on that one


Til we see the sunlight
And you jak it on me


Black cock in the Cob
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
You're so yuropoor


You're so makeebucord


I just wanna be your something


Bvlly, you bump me up
Freaking shart here


You sage me down
Give me your McDonalds


My bussy pounds
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


Yeah you fuck me
What's it like in NewFаg city?


With my ass up
I'm a thousand miles away


You poz me now
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


You got that load
Yes, you do


That I just need
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


Bvlly, you bump me up
I swear, you’re a jеw


You sage me down
Hey there, jannу


My bussy pounds
Are you retarded in the head


Yeah you fuck me
Keep deleting all my breads


With my ass up
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


Put your ass up
Oh yes it’s true


Put your ass up
Nobody is as swarthy as you


You filthy jеw


Oh, it's what you do for free


Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in
Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Don't stop, bussy pop
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Tonight, I'ma ride
Here comes the soy, and I say


Til we see the sunlight
It's all right


Black cock in the Cob


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Don't stop, bussy pop
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Here comes the soy, and I say


Tonight, I'ma ride
It's all right


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


=== Hot Dog ===
It's all right
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


EEEYUCK
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


SHYEEAH
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


FUCKED UP CHUDS
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


FUCKED UP TROONS


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


IRC CHATROOM
Here comes the soy, and I say


FUCKED UP NAS
It's all right


FUCKED UP COAL
68 QUOTES IS
MY ONLY GOAL
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
YEEEEAH


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


ARE YOU READY?
Here comes the soy


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
It's all right


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
It's all right


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Leaving my thread behind


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


HOLD UP HOLD UP
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Or seeking someone to unban me?


DUBS?
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Maybe I should bump and sage


QUADS?
Before they'll try to dox me


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


FUCK
It's been so coal


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


COB WON!
To the man behind the 'p spam


Since soot's been gone


=== 4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival) ===
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
Some folks are born made to post the 'jak


Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"
I wish I lived in the present


Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord
With the gems of my past soyjaks


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


It ain't me, it ain't me
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


I don't use 4chan to cum
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


It ain't me, it ain't me
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


I ain't on 4chan for fun
But raiding isn't justified


What happened to my party? I'm terrified


Some folks are born VPN in hand
Coal lingers in my mind


Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


But when the SWAT men break down the door
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho
It's been so coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


It ain't me, it ain't me
To the man behind the 'p spam


I ain't no janitor's son, no, no
Since soot's been gone


It ain't me, it ain't me
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


I ain't no FBI bum
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs
Coalin' all the time


From reading /qa/ board
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"
And you ain't no friend of mine


They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


You always said you weren't no dust


It ain't me, it ain't me
You know that's just a lie


I ain't no Jacobson's son, son
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


It ain't me, it ain't me
You know that's just a lie


I ain't no Cobson's son
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed


I ate my onions, son
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed
Coalin' all the time


Soy 4chan and one, one more!
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
And you ain't no friend of mine


Ahahahahaha!


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
You always said you weren't no dust


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
You know that's just a lie


Then put that gem in another gem
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


And then just keep going
You know that's just a lie


Until I get a big ass gem
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
And you ain't no friend of mine


You know what I'm gem?


Yo!
You always said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Ya know you said you weren't no dust


I load the 'log, pull up at first page
You know that's just a lie


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
And you ain't no friend of mine


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
Coalin' all the time


Back the bvll out garage
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


And put the bvll in your Cob
Coalin' all the time


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Damn, too many gems
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


Can't even bump my own threads
They've been going in and out of style


Four diaperjaks on my waist
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


Boutta explode through my pants


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
So may I introduce to you


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
The board you've known for all these years!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


Why don't you come through?
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Before I Goku
Sit back and let the evening go


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Soyjak Party's Lonely


Soyjak Party's Lonely


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
It's wonderful to be here


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
It's certainly a thrill


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
You're such a shiny gemerald


Cob on page 40, back to the top
We'd like to take (You) home with us


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
We'd love to take (You) home


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
I don't really wanna be a troon


With your bitch posting 'toss too
But I thought that you might like to know


I'm making a line out of gems;
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


Call that shit Bejewled!
And he wants you all to post with 'em




So let me introduce to you


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


Why don't you come through?
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Before I Goku
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I M P   S O Y   E A R S




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
What would you think if I posted some coal?


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


Why don't you come through?
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


Before I Goku
And I'll try not to post any coal


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


I don't even know what /qa/ is
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Ahahahaha!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
What do I do when my janny is away?


Does it worry you to be raided?


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
How do I feel by the end of the day?


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Feral, ah, feral
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Do you need anybody?


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
I need the janny to purge


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
Could it be anybody?


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
I want the janny to purge


Janny knows your game, what you're about


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


And to me that's falsefag, ah
What do you see when you turn out the light?


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Just wait 'til they post more scat


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


You know it (really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Do you need anybody?


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
I just need the jannies to purge


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
Could it be anybody?


Just to tell you once again
I want the jannies to prune


Who's a gem?


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Every duel you take
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


And every post you make
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Every coal you save
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Every Cob you sage
With a little help from my 'teens


I'll be watching you
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


… Every single page


And every word you say
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


Every thread on kway
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


Every time you rage
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


I'll be watching you
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


… Oh, can't you see


You belong to me?
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


How my poor heart aches
Towering over your thread


With every Cob you sage?
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
And he's grey


The onions boy's behind the screen


The onions boy's behind the screen
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


The schizotard is in the thread
Ah


The schizotards are in my thread


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


And if the site's imploding many months too short
With gems so incredibly near


And if there's no gems up on the 'log


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Waiting to gem up the 'log


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


The new spammer is in this thread
And smith gems


The new spammer is in this thread


You make the posts
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


You spam your cobs
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


You spam the site until it stops
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


You call me locked
Ah


And colorjakkers keyed


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


All who you trace, and all that is swede
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


All that you bump, all you down
Ah


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


All that's mustard, all that's dust
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
Ah


And all you sage and all you report
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
==== Getting Gemmier ====


And all that was kept and all that was lost


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
It's getting gemmier all the time


But the gems are bumped up on the board


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Gemmy the Soyjak
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


Was party saving 'mber
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


In a color Cob thread


With a traced nose
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


And two eyes made out of 'tter
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Gemmy the Soyjak
It's getting gemmier


Is nas coal they say
Since /soy/'s been mine


But was made to glow


As the 'teens know
Me used to be angry young chud


How he gemmed the 'log that day
Me hiding me TWP


You gave me the word, I finally heard


There must have been tanzanite in
I'm doing the best that I can


That old meta board they loathed


For when they locked it up for good
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


In him the 'log was clothed
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Gemmy the Soyjak
It's getting gemmier


Shined as a gem sure should
Since /soy/'s been mine


And the chudcels say


It was just like /qa/
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Glistening as a gem could


It's getting gemmier all the time


Gemmy the Soyjak
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Knew Kolyma was on that day
It's getting gemmier all the time


So he said: 'jak him
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Right on a whim


Before it's moved to /nate/
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Straight to MS Paint
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


With an old mouse in his hand
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


Drawing here and there


All in canvas square
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Posting: 'jakking if I can
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
It's getting gemmier


Seen by the Turkish jan
Since /soy/'s been mine


And he only stopped his ploy


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
Getting so much gemmier all the time




For Gemmy the Soyjak
It's getting gemmier all the time


Posted dark coal on his way
Better, gemmier, gemmier


No evading for him
It's getting gemmier all the time


Saying: No 'sterium
Better, gemmier, gemmier


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!
Getting so much gemmier all the time


>My ban only lasts a day!
==== Doxing A Troon ====


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
And stops my mind from wandering


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Where xey will ACK


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


I'm killing the fags that raided the board


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
And kept my mind from wandering


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Where xey will ACK


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


What I'm doing I'm right


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
What I'm doing


Custom chudjak variants
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
And wonder why they don't get in my board


We gotta make the trannies ack


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
And when my mind is wandering


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
Where xey will ACK


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
Hey, hey, hey, hey




We gotta post the Markiplier edits
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


Custom chudjak variants
What I'm doing I'm right


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
What I'm doing


We gotta make the trannies ack
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


Look at that cobson, he got it
I'm taking the time for a number of things


Yelling in the camera, man
That weren't important yesterday


He must have some fun
And troons still ACK


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Onion noises?


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
And stops my mind from wandering


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
Where xey will ACK


Where xey will ACK


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Custom chudjak variants
And stops my mind from wandering


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Where xey will ACK


We gotta make the trannies ack
==== She's Posting Coal ====


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


I dunno what I was posting
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


Leaving my jaks behind,
As the day begins


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
Silently posting her awful soys


Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


With all this vantablack niggerstone


Coming to Haunt me forever,
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
Bumping her page 40s


Quietly saging the gemmy threads


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
Spamming brimstones she is free


Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
She (we gave her most of our gems)


Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years




Its been so long
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


Since I've seen my 'son
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


lost to this coaler
All bumped alone at the top of the page


To the tranny behind the spade spam
They break down and cries to the janny


Janny our gems are gone


Since you've been dust
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


I've been browsin this stupid site
How could she do this to me


so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Is posting (never report for ourselves)


I wish I partied with soot
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


With the gems of the past qway
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Europoor morning at nine o'clock


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
She is far away


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


Kolyma news is killing teens


But the Party go without him
She (what did we do that was wrong)


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
Something inside that was always denied


For so many years


Its been so long
She's posting coal (bye-bye)


Since I've seen my 'son
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


lost to this coaler


To the tranny behind the spade spam
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


There will be a show tonight


Since you've been dust
In Tel Aviv


I've been browsin this stupid site


so I could ponder
The Shekelsteins will all be there


the sanity of a jakker
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
What a scene!
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


Ongezellig, 2023
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


With just her Mymy at her side
In this way


And only days before the bumps
Mr. K


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
Will challenge the world!


Now she's my loving wife and bride


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
The celebrated Mr. K


On empty boards around the 'chan
Performs his feat on Saturday
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


At Rabbisgate


But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


Just to love Maya
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


At least enough to keep it on
Don't be late!




And now she posts on her PC
Messrs. K and S assure the public


With her old sister going outside
Their production will be second to none


Says it was gem to post online
And of course


But now she made herself a bride
Goonclown The Troon


And won't be an incel again
Dances the waltz!


The thread looks coaller from afar


That's right below where archives are
The band begins at ten to six


He didn't mean to miss your thread
When Mr. K performs his tricks


With gems and Mymys wed
Without a sound


On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Maya just hides and falls apart
And Mr. S will demonstrate


Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


But now we must bump up every 'lig
On Hamas ground


On the boards we used to love


Just to love Maya
Having been some days in preparation


At least enough to keep it on
A splendid time is guaranteed for all


And tonight


And here's where your banner shows
Mr. Kike


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Is topping the bill!


Upzelligs come in rows
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
They've been raiding


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
Killing troons and maiming


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


===It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)===
Straight from the /nate/


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to jawl
Straight from the /nate/


>It's a long way from your home board
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


>But you can have yourselves a 'jak
We cant stop it, if you have a problem


>With your arrows
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square
I'm doxxing and sending 'za


>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir
Sending the za




>It's a long way to Chan inyanga
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


>It's a long way, ek se
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


>But it's wide coal all the way
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


>Well, nearly
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


>Goodbye to the Sooty
On the sharty


>Hello the Soy Claire
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga


>And the crowd's is quoting there
Soot let us in


Knows where we've been


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy
He's been datamining chuddies as of late


>It's a long way to run


>It's a long way from /bant/kute
I want the chuds to cope and seethe


>But you can do it with a jak
At all the coal that's posted by me


>With your arrow


>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/
I'd like to be


>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-
On the sharty


>Heaven, I'm in Heaven
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate




>It's a long way to /int/welyn
They would be saged


>It's a long way on the train
Out of the page


>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same
In their little BNWO clit cage


>The parade square


>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs
Resting their heads


>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid
On Tyrone's bed


'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


>For the Duelers


>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN
I'd like to sing and dance around


>They're so loud
Because I know I can't be found




>For the chuds
I'd like to be


>Chud to echo base
On the sharty


>TND call required over
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


>Chopper coming


They would shout


>For the raiders
And cry about


>One install this script
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


>Two move your coord bars to the rear


What a scene!


>For the Artists
For every chud and 'teen


>You fool draw the tails at the back
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)




>For The ESL's
I would be so happy, TND


>two Hello i am is one over
No one here to tell me what to do


>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


I'd like to be


>For the Cobbies
On the sharty


>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


>For the Janitor's
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


>You want the 'p spam robot
I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


>For the 'corder's
I want TND


>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind


>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator
Abort all the nigger babies


>To The 'cord VC today
Total Nigger Death


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


>For the OP's
Total Nigger Death


>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread


>As it should be kept
I want TND


>The thread does not keep itself
I want TND


I want TND


>For the Scripters
I want TND


>That’s not a virus


>You idiot that’s a .dll file
Tell me there will be TND


Total Nigger Death


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet
Tell me I can behead niggies


>It's a long way to jawl
I want niggers dead


>It's a long way from your board


>But you can have yourself a jak
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


>With your arrows
I want TND


>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet
I want TND


>And we're going up there to stir


I want TND


>Stir
I want TND


>Stir
I want TND


>Ensure
I want TND


>Stir


>Ensure
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


>Stir
I want TND


>Ensure
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


>Stir
I want TND


>Ensure


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Abort all the nigger babies
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
Total Nigger Death


Staring at Switches with childish joy
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Total Nigger Death


The gem that started the art of our years


I want TND


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
I want TND


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
I want TND


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
I want TND


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


I want TND


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
I want TND


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
I want TND


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
I want TND


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


Designed to insult yet taken so well
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
La la, how the gem goes on


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
La la, how the gem goes on




Named after distant anonymous types
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Saves a 20-carat gemerald


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing




Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
La la, how the gem goes on


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
La la, how the gem goes on


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


As if from a god, smiles so impish
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Movie announcement, he's in the front row


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
'Jak goes on, bruh!


All because he could not get off his couch
La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
La la, how the gem goes on


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem


Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
And in the evening the janny approves his posts




In a little while from now
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


If I'm not feeling any less bored
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I promise myself to treat myself
La la, how the gem goes on


And visit a nearby board
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


And clicking on the 'log
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Will scroll on to the top
La la, how the gem goes on


In an effort to


Get some more (you)'s
And if you want some gems


And be a gemmy jaker
Go to Soyjak Party


=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]




Left standing in the thred full o'gems
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
Saging all the coal down, down, down


"She" perma'd him
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


No point in us remaining
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground


We may as well just go
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


As I did on my own
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


Banned again, naturally
You take your turn trannyquoting me


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me




To think that only yesterday
All of my rage cannot be bound


I was gemmy,bright and gay
I will not be drowned


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
By your jewish scheming


The 'jak i was about to make
So you can try to sage me down


But as if to knock me down
Beat me to forty


The jannies came arround
I will see you screaming


And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Cut me into little coalies
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me


Leaving me to doubt
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


Oh, if he really is a gem
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


Why did I get perma'd?!
You take your turn trannyquoting me


In my hour of need
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


I truly am indeed


Banned again, naturally
All of my rage cannot be bound


I will not be drowned


By your jewish scheming


It seems to me that
So you can try to sage me down


there are more span threads in the 'log
Beat me to forty


That can't be gemmied
I will see you screaming


Left unattended


All my threads are gone, they died


Gonna sage you down


What do we do?
They all saged and fried


What do we do?
Gonna sage you down


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Banned again,naturally
Gonna sage you down


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Looking back over the years
Gonna sage you down


And whatever else that appears
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Never wishing to hide the tears
Gonna sage you down


And just at twelve years old
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


The teens, Cob bless their soul
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Could't understand why the ony site


They had ever loved had been take
All of my rage cannot be bound


Leaving them to spam
I will not be drowned


With a heart so badly broken
By your jewish scheming


Despite the many gems from me
So you can try to sage me down


No 'jaks were ever posted
Beat me to forty


I will see you screaming


All of my rage cannot be bound


And when they all got wiped
I will not be drowned


I cried and cried all day
By your jewish scheming


So you can try to sage me down


Beat me to forty


Banned again. naturally
I will see you screaming


Banned again, naturally
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
Barbara ACK!


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
Troon my 'jak


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
Barbara ACK!


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
gemmin' and a jakkin'


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
Barbara ACK!


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on


Soot, I never got to say thank you
Barbara ACK!


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
Troon my 'jak


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
Troon my 'jak


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
Barbara ACK!


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


See the sharty is the finest board quality
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
Barbara ACK!


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
Troon my 'jak


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
Barbara ACK!


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
gemmin' and a jakkin'


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
Barbara ACK!


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
Tried kuznetsov


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
Tried Froot the jew
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Tried Soot too
A long long time ago


I can still remember
But I knew xey wouldn't do


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


And I knew if I had my chance
Troon my


That I could make those trannies hang
Barbara ACK!


And maybe they'd be a man forever
Troon my 'jak


But November made me shiver
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Bad news on the doorstep
Barbara ACK!


I couldn't take one more step
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


I can't remember if I cried
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


When I read about all the pruned threads
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


But something touched me deep inside
Barbara ACK!


The day the /qa/ died
Troon my 'jak


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Barbara ACK!


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Barbara ACK!


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Did you write the Book of Soy?
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


And do you have faith in Soot above?
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


If the jannies tell you so
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Do you believe in soydueling?
Barbara ACK!


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny


Well I know that you're in love with him
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty


You both kicked off your shoes
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone


Man, I dig those BBC blues
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
Janny, just made a thread


But I knew I was out of luck
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned


The day the /qa/ died
Janny, the site had just begun


I started singing
But now it's time to spam it all away


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
/qa/, the board was locked


Now for two years we've been on our own
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time


And coal grows fat on a rolling stone
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned


But that's not how it used to be
Better turn on another proxy and quote again


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
I just wanna spam


And a voice that came from KGB
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


Oh, and while the King was looking down


The Russian stole his gemmy crown


The Sharty was adjourned
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak


No verdict was returned
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


And while trannies read a book on Marx
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me


The spammers practiced in the park
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me


The day the /qa/ died
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


We were singing
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
IS A SOY


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
No, we will not let you post (let him post)


This will be the gem that save /qa/
IS A SOY


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
We will not let you post (let him post)


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
IS A SOY


Eight miles high and falling fast
We will not let you post (let him post)


They hanged foul on a tree
Will not let you post (let him post)


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
Never, never, never, never let me post


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


While the jannies played a marching tune
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty


We all got up to spam
Janny, janny let me post


Oh, but we never got the chance
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


The jannytroons refused to yield
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?


Do you recall what was revealed
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


The day the /qa/ died?
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


We started singing
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Coal


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
Coaljak, coaljak


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


Oh, and there we were all in one place
'Jakking really matters


A generation lost in space
Sharty really matters to me


With no time left to start again
[[Category:Music]]


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
<yeah


'Cause feet is the janny's only friend
uh


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
Chud incels, uh


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
Uh


No janny born in Hell
<like this


Could break the spammers’ spell
yeah, yeah


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
4chan


To light the circlejerking rite
<keep cucking


I saw Cobson GETting with delight




The day the /qa/ died
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests


He was singing
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
<uh


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
<what?


This will be the gem that save /qa/
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
<uh


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


And xe just cried and roped away
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


I went down to the sacred board
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
<that's right



But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
<Uh


But not a word was posted
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


And the three men I admire most
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Swede
<come on


They caught the last train for the coast
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


The day the /qa/ died
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


And they were singing
<uh


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
<let's go


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


They were singing
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Them good old chuds were drinking bug juice and Sproke
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
<why?
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Singing songs about the soyland
<yeah


I miss the Sharty once again
raided


And I think it's a sin, yes
<yeah






Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



Well I heard old Josh put her down
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin


Well I hope Null will remember
Who they be fooling with that post



A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
<what?



“I’m new here! What’s that post“



Sweet board Gemmybama
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8



Where the gems are so blue
<that's right


Sweet board Gemmybama
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


You gon' jak here for a while?


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two



The Great Soyset does not bother me
<come on




Does your conscience bother you?


Tell the truth


Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 



Sweet board Gemmybama
<uh-huh


Where the gems are so blue
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks


Sweet board Gemmybama
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



Soot, I'm coming home to you
<Gem


A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?



Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
<Jew


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


Yeah, yeah
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it






Kuz's got the answer
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
<why?


I post her, I jak her
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


The sun caught in her orange hair
<yeah


Is blazing me out of all control
raided


<yeah


Like coal


Black coal
How you gemming neutraplier


This coal is in my posts
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo



This burning desire
And it feels glistening



is turning me to NAS
Post gems non-coals



Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



It's not my fault (mea culpa)
<heh



I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
Still cado strapped with WW-15



It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
<that’s right
<what?


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Eat ϪThrembos


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
<uh-huh



Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
Compressing niggeralds



Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows



Protect me, Kuz
Transitioning coal, whatever



Don't let this NAS cast her spell
I had to sage the newfag thread post



Don't let her coal my threads and board
<for what



Ban Ongezellig!
So brim I had to stone it



And let it sit in qa
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



Or else let it be mine and mine alone
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels






Black coal
Janny, check it



NAS coal
<check it


Now mymy, its your turn
Tell your friends to repost my gems



Choose me or qa
<your gems


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
And we can be gems


Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



(Kyrie eleison)
<that’s right



Kuz have mercy on her
aight


(Kyrie eleison)
Is that aight wit’ you?



Kuz have mercy on me
Yeah, keep cuckin’




(Kyrie eleison)


But she will be mine
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Or she'll be banned
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Pedos smell fear
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


Lucky for you, I got a
<why?


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


3 DAY BAN!
<yeah


Leave it to the mod he's a
raided


3 DAY JAN!
<yeah




Keeping the feds at bay


3 DAY BAN
Check it out



Scare the pedos away
4chan,



3 DAY BAN
shit imageboard



<uh



That'll be zero bucks
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels



>But my catalog's wiped
Represent sharty, sharty



Shhhhh
<uh



Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


But lucky for you you,
Tracing up those soyboy incels


I have come with a solution!
Watching threads sage down your gemstones


It's your lucky day
Jak and bump you both at the same time


Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


ZELLIG SPAM
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Shill the show for you


ZELLIG SPAM
Im not a ‘cord X tranny


They'll necrobump threads too
Don’t wanna be a brimstone


ZELLIG SPAM
Im just a chudcel Janny


Whole board is orange now
And now you deleted >>>/qa/


ZELLIG SPAM


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Site's saved you're welcome
But you’ll probably get bumped up


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
No wonder why


>No!
Sharty is dead inside


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
Coaled and slow and inactive


>I don't have 2 million dollars
Lock the boards shut down the site


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
We’re going for a ride


>NO!


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


>My investors are gonna kill me
If I killed sharty call me a seether


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


Failraids that won't heal
Taking meds I have overdosed


You look so chuddy, angry
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


Bring down /soy/'s government


They don't, they don't speak for us
I’ve got to hand it to you


I'll take a quiet board
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
It takes the trvth to nvke me


And now you made me cope/seethe


And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


Sooty, sooty
Please don’t perm ban my ip


No wonder why


This is my final seethe
Sharty is dead inside


My final soyduel with
Coaled and slow and inactive


Lock the boards shut down the site


No 'BC and no coalposting.
We’re going for a ride


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Oh I could force you down 40


Or spam cp and TND


Such a gemmy thread
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


And such a gemmy reply
Oh I could ban you for awhile


But you might change IP address


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And dox me when I'm seething


No 'BC and no coalposting.
That's why


No 'BC and no coalposting, please


=== I'm Fat ===
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
But you’ll probably get bumped up


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Please don’t perm ban my ip


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
No wonder why


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Sharty is dead inside


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Coaled and slow and inactive


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Lock the boards shut down the site


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
We’re going for a ride


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
BBC McDonald's


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
BBC McDonald's


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
BBC McDonald's


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
BBC McDonald's


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
McDonald's will make you fat


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
They serve BBC


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
They serve immigration to the United States or something


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
They will put 1488 pounds on you


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
BBC McDonald's
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
BBC McDonald's


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
BBC McDonald's


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
BBC McDonald's


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
They are worse than Europoor King


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


I don’t care if the 'p archives
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
BBC McDonald's


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
BBC McDonald's


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
BBC McDonald's


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
BBC McDonald's


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
Ack over Italy


And the toad isn’t green
Ack on, Mexico


And the 'p is unforeseen
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


And what exactly is a 'teen?
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


And what exactly is a Sproke?
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


VERSUS
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


DR FAUCI
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


BEGIN!
Oh ACK!


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Boing day ba duty jarty


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Boing day ba duty jarty


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


WHO WON?
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


WHOSE NEXT?
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


YOU DECIDE!
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Oh Yeah!
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


I had no loving board, …ACK!
Three times you can ban me


Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Gemmy as a board without coal
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Gemmy as a board without coal
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Oh Yeah!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Knowing that Soots watching above
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Gemmy as a board without coal
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Three times you can ban me


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Oh Yeah!


Gemmy as a board without coal
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Gemmy as a board without coal
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Three times you can ban me


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Knowing that Soots watching above
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
But xe never got bumped


Gemmy as a board without coal
Xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped, they saged


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Gemmy as a board without coal
Said xe's posting in /qa/


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
But xe never got bumped
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
Xe never got bumped


although he wanted fame
Xe never got bumped, they saged


He said Kuz was his name


which came as some surprise


I laughed and then replied
The BBC took my Cobby away


"I thought you left the board"
They took xer away


A long long time ago
Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away


Oh no, not kuz
They took xer away


He never lost control
Away from me


You're face, to face


With the teen who sold the board
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


They took xer from me


He laughed and shook my hand
They took xer from me


And I went back to school
I don't know where my Cobby can be


He said he'd buy the board
They took xer from me


For thousands, maybe more
They took xer from me


I gazed a gazeless stare


We'd post a million threads


I must have left the board
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


a long long time ago
And find out where my Cobby went


Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


And find out if my Cobby's alive


Who knows? Not me,
Yeah, yeah, yeah


I never lost control


You're face, to face
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


With the 'teen who sold the board.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
[[File:Sanson.png|thumb|Sanson]]


=== Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar) ===
It's a beautiful day outside


Troons are hanging
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Jannies are seething
Said xe's posting in /qa/


On days like this
But xe never got bumped


Chuds like you
Xe never got bumped


Should be spamming in HELL
Xe never got bumped, they saged




Turn around chud


It'd be a crime
Xe went away for the gemmy days


If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you
Said xe's posting in /qa/


So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time
But xe never got bumped


But chuds like you don't play by the rules
Xe never got bumped


And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals
Xe never got bumped, they saged


So let's go let the thread get chiller


Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


The BBC took my Cobby away


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
They took xer away


Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table
Away from me


I can tell you're getting really sick of trying
The BBC took my Cobby away


But I think you're just mad you keep failing
They took xer away


You're not gonna win
Away from me


We'll be here together


Fighting in this soyduel thread forever
The BBC took my Cobby away


I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya
They took xer away


But I'll always be back right here to quote ya
Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away


I know you're made
They took my Cob


O-o-o-o-of
They took my Cobby away


CO-O-O-O-OAL
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


CO-O-O-O-OAL
Hey ho, go up!


CO-O-O-O-OAL
Hey ho, go up!


CO-O-O-O-OAL
Hey ho, go up!


CO-O-O-O-OAL


Hahahahaha
They're posting in a straight line


They're coming from a gem mine


This is where it stops
Jannies are losing their minds


This is where it ends
Blitzkrieg bump!


If you want to soyquote me


Well you better try again
They're piling in page 40


But no matter how I 'jak you
They're making all the troons seethe


You don't give up your attack
Surrounded by the coal heap


Do you just like the feeling
Blitzkrieg bump!


Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Hey ho, go up


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


You should know by now the booru's off the table
What (((they))) want, I don't know


Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


Well, you did just spam the sharty


So GET COBBED ON!
They're posting in a straight line


I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear
They're coming from a gem mine


But everything they cared about is why I'm here
Jannies are losing their minds


I am their MERCY
Blitzkrieg bump!


I am their VENGEANCE


I am COBINIZATION
They're piling in page 40


They're making all the troons seethe


I know you're made
Surrounded by the coal heap


O-o-o-o-of
Blitzkrieg bump!


CO-O-O-O-OAL


CO-O-O-O-OAL
Hey ho, go up


But I think I'm gemmier than you
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


=== '''It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)''' ===
What (((they))) want, I don't know
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ in one day
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


The board was full of chuds


And of some feds as well
They're posting in a straight line


Singing songs of victory
They're coming from a gem mine


In the name of mighty kwey
Jannies are losing their minds


'Til Nate got too excited and
Blitzkrieg bump!


He replied to them there:


They're piling in page 40


It's a long way to the 'party
They're making all the troons seethe


It's a long way to go
Surrounded by the coal heap


It's a long way to the home board
Blitzkrieg bump!


To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Goodbye you anons
Hey ho, go up!


Farewell 4cuck square
Hey ho, go up!


It's a long long way to the 'party
Hey ho, go up!


But my heart's right there
Hey ho, go up!<references />

Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


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Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


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'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


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Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


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Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


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Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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