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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
 
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
== Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
[[File:Meds.jpg|thumb|"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"]]
It's time for Trannymaniacs
I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead


They're disgusting to the max
Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts


Autogynephiliacs
Some furfag making drama


They wear skirts instead of slacks
Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said


They're Trannymaniacs
Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide


Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Adam's apple
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Wide clavicle
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Futa connoisseur
And there's not a gem in sight


They are the Trannymaniacs
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


There's an axe-wound in their pants
Soot told them not to blow it


They just can't accept the facts
All they could do was cry


They're looney to the max
He told me


They're Trannymaniacs
Let the niggers browse it


They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Let Twitter shit in it


Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
Let all the soyteens mock it


They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite


Then they pop out
Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?


And whip it out
Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?


And swing it all around
Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed


They are the Trannymaniacs
Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out


They think they're cute but make me yak
They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


No they can't transition back


But they're calling you the quack
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


They're trannymany
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Totally insaney
And there's not a gem in sight


Fucked up in the brainy
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Trannymaniacs
Soot told them not to blow it


Those are the facts
All they could do was cry


He told me


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Let the niggers browse it


[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]
Let Twitter shit in it


== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
Let all the soyteens mock it
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba
Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Just furries, frogs, and pedos


I think about /qa/
And there's not a gem in sight


I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Soot told them not to blow it


Still I did what I had to do
All they could do was cry


‘Cause I just knew
He told me


Let the niggers browse it


Summer Friday night
Let Twitter shit in it


We’d log into /tv/
Let all the soyteens mock it


Right as the mods called it a night


An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


It called me on to post some jaks
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


As well as feed & seed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


With only some image macros
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They all called me a schizo
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


But it didn’t matter though
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They’ll have to see
== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
It's time for Trannymaniacs


They're disgusting to the max


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
Autogynephiliacs


That’s where we will both soyduel
They wear skirts instead of slacks


You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
They're Trannymaniacs


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"


Post some jaks
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"


I’m getting jannies mad
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Having them work overtime
Adam's apple


Wide clavicle


And when they strike me down
Futa connoisseur


I’ll know that I have won
They are the Trannymaniacs


I’ll just evade the ban
There's an axe-wound in their pants


And it’s another day of soy
They just can't accept the facts


They're looney to the max


I see ‘em ev’ry day
They're Trannymaniacs


The complaints of 4chuds
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found


Who never cease to call me gay
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground


All that coal they post
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around


And not a Cobson in sight
Then they pop out


They say that my board /qa/ has lost
And whip it out


So I soyquote with might
And swing it all around


They are the Trannymaniacs


And even when the moral’s low
They think they're cute but make me yak


Or I’m not sure what to do though
No they can't transition back


The gemmies and my party bros
But they're calling you the quack


Are all I need
They're trannymany


Totally insaney


And someday as I post a gem
Fucked up in the brainy


A newchud will take the helm
Trannymaniacs


Those are the facts


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


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Post some jaks
[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]


Getting them jannies mad
== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Having them work overtime
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba


And when they strike you down


You’ll know that you have won
I think about /qa/


You’ll just evade the ban
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away


And it’s another day of soy
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true


Still I did what I had to do


And when they strike you down
‘Cause I just knew


You’ll restart your router


It’s another day of soy
Summer Friday night


It’s another day of soy
We’d log into /tv/


It’s another day of soy
Right as the mods called it a night


It’s another day of soy
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed


Just another day of soy
It called me on to post some jaks


It's another day of soy
As well as feed & seed


Another day has just begun


It's another day of soy
With only some image macros


They all called me a schizo


It's another day of soy
But it didn’t matter though




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They’ll have to see


== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Can I make it any more obvious?
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread


He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
That’s where we will both soyduel


What more can I say
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


He wanted her, she'd never tell


Secretly she wanted him as well
Post some jaks


But all of her friends, turned up their nose
I’m getting jannies mad


They had a problem with his sooty posts
Having them work overtime




He was a 'party boy
And when they strike me down


She said see you later boy
I’ll know that I have won


He wasn't good enough for her
I’ll just evade the ban


She had a hairy face
And it’s another day of soy


And her dick was in the waste


She needed to come down back to earth
I see ‘em ev’ry day


The complaints of 4chuds


Five years from now
Who never cease to call me gay


She sits at home
All that coal they post


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
And not a Cobson in sight


She opens 'party, guess who she sees
They say that my board /qa/ has lost


Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
So I soyquote with might


She calls up her troons


They already know
And even when the moral’s low


And they've all got proxies to see his posts
Or I’m not sure what to do though


She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
The gemmies and my party bros


Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
Are all I need




He was a 'party boy
And someday as I post a gem


She said see you later boy
A newchud will take the helm


He wasn't good enough for her


Now he gets tons of (you)s
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Posting gems from the 'ru


Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Post some jaks


Getting them jannies mad


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Having them work overtime


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== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
And when they strike you down
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
You’ll know that you have won


So while you're here in the 'log
You’ll just evade the ban


Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
And it’s another day of soy


We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young
And when they strike you down


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
You’ll restart your router


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
It’s another day of soy


It’s another day of soy


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
It’s another day of soy


Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
It’s another day of soy


Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Just another day of soy


Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
It's another day of soy


Another day has just begun


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
It's another day of soy


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
It's another day of soy


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


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I see your gem bump to the top of page one
== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Can I make it any more obvious?


So while you're here in the 'log
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
What more can I say


We're getting banned young
He wanted her, she'd never tell


We're getting banned young
Secretly she wanted him as well


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
But all of her friends, turned up their nose


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They had a problem with his sooty posts




Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
He was a 'party boy


Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
She said see you later boy


Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
He wasn't good enough for her


Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
She had a hairy face


And her dick was in the waste


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
She needed to come down back to earth


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
Five years from now


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
She sits at home


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone


I see your gem bump to the top of page one
She opens 'party, guess who she sees


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/


So while you're here in the 'log
She calls up her troons


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They already know


We're getting banned young
And they've all got proxies to see his posts


We're getting banned young
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


He was a 'party boy


We're getting banned young
She said see you later boy


We're getting banned young
He wasn't good enough for her


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Now he gets tons of (you)s


Posting gems from the 'ru


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Does your manly face see what he's worth?


== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
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Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
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I'm a deformed 'jak
== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


OH YEAH
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should


SOOTY SOOT
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


SOOTY SOOT
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


Oh i'm a color 'jak
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


I'm a deformed 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Yes i'm a color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


OH YEAH
We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Three times you can quote me


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


Color color color color, color 'jak
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Color color color color, color 'jak
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
 
So while you're here in the 'log
 
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
 
We're getting banned young
 
We're getting banned young
 
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
 
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


SOOTY SOOT


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


SOOTY SOOT


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== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a color 'jak


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Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


OH YEAH
Color color color color, color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Oh i'm a color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Yes i'm a color 'jak
SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


I'm a deformed 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
SOOTY SOOT




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SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me


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Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I


We've been sliding the distance
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Aiming for the GET
Three times you can quote me


With a secret ambition


It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
Color color color color, color 'jak


We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
Color color color color, color 'jak


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


I know I've seen it before
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


In the gaze of the hanging troon
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


I'm not afraid anymore!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT


Let's gem those threads!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


And really put our jaks into it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Kuz out, pur-soot it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


What's a better time than now to save the site
SOOTY SOOT


Don't sproke, let loose


And make sure that your soul is in it
Oh i'm a color 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


(You) and I
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Breaking free of our cobsons
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We defy


The cleanup of the system
Oh i'm a color 'jak


David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
Yes i'm a color 'jak


A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


Let's gem those threads!
Yes i'm a color 'jak


And really put our jaks into it
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Kuz out, pur-soot it


What's a better time than now to save the site
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Don't sproke, let loose
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


And make sure that your soul is in it
I'm a deformed 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We're losing time!
OH YEAH




SOOTY SOOT
SOOTY SOOT
SOOTY SOOT
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== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I
(You) and I


We've been sliding the distance
Aiming for the GET
With a secret ambition
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
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What's a better time than now to save the site  
What's a better time than now to save the site  


Don't sproke, let loose
Don't sproke, let loose
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For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
(You) and I
Breaking free of our cobsons
We defy
The cleanup of the system
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!




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(You) and I


== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


Where our fresh oc is waited for,
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
I know I've seen it before


Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
In the gaze of the hanging troon


Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
I'm not afraid anymore!


The template unjakked when it was the right time.


Let's gem those threads!


My 'jak variant is on the post,
And really put our jaks into it


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
What's a better time than now to save the site


Soyin' now, soyin'


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
Don't sproke, let loose


I won't post in this field of sneed,
And make sure that your soul is in it


Wish me now to be gemmy,
First post to finish
 
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
 
 
Let's gem those threads!
 
And really put our jaks into it
 
Kuz out, pur-soot it
 
What's a better time than now to save the site
 
 
Don't sproke, let loose
 
And make sure that your soul is in it
 
First post to finish
 
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
 
We're losing time!
 
 
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== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,
 
Where our fresh oc is waited for,
 
Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
 
Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
 
Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
 
The template unjakked when it was the right time.
 
 
My 'jak variant is on the post,
 
There's my G E T number marked on the post.
 
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
 
Soyin' now, soyin'
 
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
 
I won't post in this field of sneed,
 
Wish me now to be gemmy,


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
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[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
== Can't Take My Soy-ts Off You (Parody of Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli) ==
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


She's too attractive to be true
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


I can't take my soy-ts off you
Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia


You'd be like science to quote
And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria


I'll take you out for a sproke
The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


I'd destroy daisies for you


And dance like a swede too
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You're too attractive to be true
All across the /QA/ nation


Can't take my soy-ts off you
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


Pardon the spark in my eyes
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


My chapped lips and mouth so oversized
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


The sight of you leaves me weak
For it'll top the catty


With that big black cock on your cheek


Your locks of silvery hair
Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.


And that nordic stare
I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda


You're too attractive to be true
Now teens do the politicoal threads


Can't take my soy-ts off you
And Jak along to the age of real feds


I trans heart nigger


And all the broken bucks
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


I trans heart Hebrews
All across the /QA/ nation


Keffals and Toby Fox
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


I trans heart 'Zellig
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


Trust the plan when I say
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


I trans heart Cobson
For it'll top the catty


And all his BBCs


I trans heart children
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


Like Peter Scully
One sharty controlled by the Temujin


I trans heart nigger, nigger
Soybooru age of the NewGOD


Trans heart nigger
It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


You're just too gem to be coal


You're the Smash Bros to my console
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You are my ridge to defend
All across the /QA/ nation


My BBC queen to the end
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


At long last you are my bride
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


This must be the good timeline
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


To my wife Chino this goes to
For it'll top the catty


Can't take my soy-ts off you


I trans heart Discord and the tranny brigade
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


I trans heart Twitter and all the coal they've made
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


I trans hate ponies
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain


Trust the plan when I say
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war


I trans heart Fauci
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door


Vaccines up in my veins
TRANNIES ATTACK


Trans heart Zelenskyy
MAKE THEM GO ACK


With 'Cado in Ukraine
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


I trans heart nigger, nigger
RAID OR BE FAILED


Trans heart nigger
Facing, awaiting


A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


[https://booru.soy/post/view/32434 Listen on the Booru]
There's no surrender
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift


And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick


The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems


As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
TRANNIES ATTACK


All across the /QA/ nation
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
RAID OR BE FAILED


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
Facing, awaiting


For it'll top the catty
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


There's no surrender


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda
2024, when a few chuds held the line


Now teens do the politicoal threads
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


And Jak along to the age of real feds
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!


Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
TRANNIES ATTACK


All across the /QA/ nation
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
RAID OR BE FAILED


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
Facing, awaiting


For it'll top the catty
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


There's no surrender


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


One sharty controlled by the Temujin
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


Soybooru age of the NewGOD
There's no surrender


It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
It's just one of those slaves


All across the /QA/ nation
Where you know you gotta break bucks


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
His attitude sucks


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
He drives and he shucks


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
You don't really know why


For it'll top the catty
But you wanna sodomize


 
AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
 
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
[VERSE 1]
 
It's just one of those slaves
 
Where you know you gotta break bucks
 
His attitude sucks
 
He drives and he shucks
 
You don't really know why
 
But you wanna sodomize
 
AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE


Want a black contact
Want a black contact
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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[https://booru.soy/post/view/44789 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/44789 Listen on the Booru]


== For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed)<ref>https://archive.is/eAq4R</ref>==
== For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)<ref>https://archive.is/eAq4R</ref> ==
https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…)
https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…)
https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)
https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)
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Fight with power and soul
Fight with power and soul
== We'll jakk again ==
well jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day
keep posting through just like (you) always do
till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know well duel again some gemmie day
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know well raid again some gemmie day
keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day




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[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


== Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone ==
We're waiting every night


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
To finally lurk and invite


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
New trannies to duel with us
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
For many years we've been all alone


Fat Hon Real Man


Ha ha- Charade you are
We're forced to be still and make


Wooh!
The same gems we've known since that day


You rope acked troon fag
The trannies took our board away


Ha ha- Charade you are
Now we're stuck here without the kway


And when you kick the stool apart


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
Please let us gem it up!


With your rope caught your neck skin
Please don't cadospam us!


Saying “Keep on swinging”
We think your variant is brimstone!


Red stain asphyxiating


What do you hope to find
We're just little chuds


In hell you’re confined?
Who have no threads left to bump


You’re nearly a laugh
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
We've been all alone


Verse 2
Stuck in our little zone


Chan mod trans flag
Since the year of 2020


Ha ha- Charade you are


You fucked up janny slag
Join us, be gemmy


Ha ha- Charade you are
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
After all, you've only got


You’re nearly a good laugh


Almost worth a quick grin
Five Nights at Cobson's


You want to catch a GET
Do you think you're gemmy?


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
I just don't get it


And good fun with a cheese drum
We're spamming TND


You’re nearly a laugh


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Five Nights at Cobson's


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
Built for BWC


Verse 3
I just don't get it


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
Come to the 'sharty


Ha ha- Charade you are
Five Nights at Cobson's


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Ha ha- Charade you are
We're really quite surprised


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
We get to see you post another night


You’re nearly a real treat
You should have looked for another chan


All loud mouth and no sneed
You should have gone back to 4trans


And do you feel abused?
It's like there so much more


…You
Maybe you've posted here before


Gotta ruin kuz tides
We remember filenames like yours


And keep it all on the inside
They seem aquainted with our board


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
Please let us gem it up!


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
Please do not lock our board!
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
We know that you're with DA CORD!


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Hurrah! Hurrah!
We're just little chuds


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
Who have no threads left to bump


The jannies they will all sperg out
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


And we'll all feel gay
We've been all alone


When Cobby comes marching home.
Stuck in our little zone


Don't forget /qa/
Since the year of 2020


When Cobby comes marching home.
Join us, be gemmy


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


Hurrah! Hurrah!
After all, you've only got


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Five Nights at Cobson's


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
Do you think you're gemmy?


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
I just don't get it


And we'll all feel gay
We're spamming TND


When Cobby comes marching home.


Don't forget /qa/
Five Nights at Cobson's


When Cobby comes marching home.
Built for BWC


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
I just don't get it


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Come to the 'sharty


That's when Clean Stable begun,


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Five Nights at Cobson's


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I needed pussy 'cause I had none


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
Guess my race is gone


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
I lost my race and I lost my guns


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


A god was born anew,


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


When Cobby comes marching home.
Guess my race is gone


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
I fought the Jews and uh
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Cobson is attached
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Folder full of 'jaks
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Got the VPN to match
I fought the Jews and uh


Spammin' with the party


You can call your janny
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]


I been posting gemmies
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
We don't need no gem control


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


You can't tell me nothin'
Janny, leave those gems alone


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!


You can't tell me nothin'
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


New IP from Tuxler


Sproke all in my bladder
We don't need no jannication


Running from the CP
We don't need no gem control


Saging all the coalers
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


Janny is a tranny
Janny, leave our gems alone


Roleplay in IRC
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!


Axe wound looking nasty
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Doing it all for free
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!}}


He can't tell me nothin'


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]


He can't tell me nothin'
== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner


Got no bans, I evade all that
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde


Soylent rain
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack


Soylent rain
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack


The discord says it can't be here again
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER


Soylent rain
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine


Soylent rain
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind


Lock a board and say that teens are out
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find


Soylent rain
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit


Soylent rain
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray


A duel to be had had died yesterday
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away


Soylent rain
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall


You look like this and that is what you say
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Soylent rain
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design


Soylent rain
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones


Soylent rain
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine


Soylent rain
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


Soylent rain
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE


Soylent rain
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY


Seldom posted without getting a ban
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


Soylent rain
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO


Soylent rain
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST


Soylent rain
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW


Soylent rain
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry


Soylent rain
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
The last post stood, the rest saw their better


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Soylent rain
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Soylent rain
[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems


Soylent rain
It's fun to duel and to pretend


Same post has a longer ban to evade
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured


Soylent rain
Oh no, I see a coally 'log


The mods swear that they don't make that face


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


You had fun but angry men don't care
Hello, hello, hello




Soylent rain
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Here we are now, post that cobby


Soylent rain
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


But it was used once for something else
Here we are now, post that cobby


Soylent rain
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Soylent rain
Yeah


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Hey


Yay


Soylent rain


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
I'm worse at what I do best


Soylent rain
And for the 'arty I feel blessed


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
Our little /soy/ has always been


Soylent rain
And always will until the end


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello


More than trolling, more than making bants


Soylent rain
And I forget just why I sneed


Blank future molded by your own hands
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


The fate of our homeboard in your hands


And blessed be the 'jakkers
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


We who fight with all our bravery
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


'Til only the righteous stand
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


You see the distant raids
Hello, hello, hello


They bellow in the 'log


You fight with all your 'jaks
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
Here we are now, post that cobby


And when you all get banned
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


And cannot carry on
Here we are now, post that cobby


Though you die, the 'party lives on
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


All the soyMEN:
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


You may get banned for a week


By a janny or a troon
Is a soyjak


You may be perma'd to death
Is a soyjak


Or get doxxed or worse
Is a soyjak


But when they rangeban you
Is a soyjak


You will not feel the need to run
Is a soyjak


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Is a soyjak


Swaglord:
Is a soyjak


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Is a soyjak


Because /qa/ has gone awry
Is a soyjak


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Is a soyjak


Jannies:
Is a soyjak


Tomorrow night our lives will change


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks


/qa/cker:
They call soyjak.party


Up there there is so much room
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
And Soot, I know I'm one


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


And so I will post 'cado soon
My mother was a 'jakker


/bant/ jakkers:
She made a lot of gems


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
My father was a coalposter


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Down on the party


Looks like we might be out of luck


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Now the only thing coalposters need


Soyteens:
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs


Why did the jannies start this war?
And the only time they're satisfied


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
Is when they get some (You)s


When did this song become a marathon?


/qa/cker:
Oh mother, tell your children


(I want to post up there)
Not to do what Froot has done


Swaglord:
Tried to sell then shut it down


When Soyteens are dead and gone
The party of the soyjaks


They'll be no more Cobson songs


Soyteens:
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder


They may rangeban your town
And Cobsons on the 'ru


And sell your data to jews
I'm going back to the shemmy


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Because the sharty's gone


And you sing your perma'd tune


But that's the way it goes
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks


In war you're shat upon
They call soyjak.party


Though we die, the sharty lives on
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


/qa/ckers:
And Soot, I know I'm one


(I want to post up there)


Swaglord:
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
schizos raid it, come on and raid it


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Ready for the onslaught


Ready for the fight
Come and raid this board


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
Come and raid this board


Ropes are placed in darkness
Come and raid this board


In the cover of the night
Come and raid this board


Waiting to be tied u


When the time is right
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Once the raid has started
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


There’s no turning back
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it


The end of /qa/ draws near
if you like raids, yeah


It’s time has come to an end
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags


The end of an era is here
Delete /lgbt/ board


It’s time to ACK!


[Chorus:]
Come and raid this board


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
Come and raid this board


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Come and raid this board


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
Come and raid this board


One million men at war


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
Come and raid this board


‘Catty of /lgbt/
Come and raid this board


Where the heat of battle burned
Come and raid this board now


Suffered heavy losses
Come and raid this board


And the tide of war was turned
Come and raid this board


Driving back the Soy army
Come and raid this board now


Fighting on four boards
Come and raid this board


Hunt them out of 4chan
Come and raid this board


Out of Jannie land
Come and raid this board now


Range-ban all the proxies
Come and raid this board


Force /qa/ to retreat
Come and raid this board


Reserves hop on VC
Come and raid this board now


Securing their defeat


Jannies of /lgbt/
Come and raid this board


Broke the citadel
Come and raid this board


Ruins of a board
Come and raid this board


/qa/ rest in heaven
Come and raid this board


The end of /qa/ draws near


It's time has come to an end
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


The end of an era is here
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


It's time to ACK!
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


[Chorus]


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
La la la la la la la la


For /qa/!
Come and raid this board


Ow L G B T!
La la la la la la la la


Union of trans
Come and raid this board


Will of the jannies
La la la la la la la la


Strong in command
Come and raid this board


Ow L G B T
La la la la la la la la la


Union of trans
Come and raid this board


Once more victorious the trans army stands!


The end of /qa/ is here
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]


It's time has come to an end
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]


The end of an era is here
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


It's time to ACK!
You used to, you used to


[Chorus]
Yeah


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
Late night when you needed 6ems


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Post jaks on your cellphone


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Late night when you needed 6ems


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
And I know when IAS


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
That can only mean one thing


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
I know when IAS


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
That can only mean one thing


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
Got a reputation for yourself now


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


I want som BB C
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


It is my favorite meat.


I like it uncut or shaved
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


And not I am not gay
Late night when you needed 6ems


I like it cut or unshaved
Post jaks on your cellphone


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
Late night when you needed 6ems


<br>
And I know when IAS


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
That can only mean one thing


He's just a cuck who like niggers
I know when IAS


Now just one second, all right?
That can only mean one thing


I've got something for your appetite.


There's so many things that you could eat.
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
You and me, we just don't jak along


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
Going to boards where you don't belong


<br>
Ever since I left the sharty, you


So juicy... so tasty...
You got exactly what you asked for


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


How about... a sissy clit?
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


With precum leaking out.


NO!
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


I want some black dick, no lie.
Late night when you needed 6ems


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Post jaks on your cellphone


Instead of black dick, try white.
Late night when you needed 6ems


Just please end your cuck trite.
And I know when IAS


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
That can only mean one thing


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
I know when IAS


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
That can only mean one thing


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


<br>
These days, all I do is


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else


You know what would go with white pussy?
You built for no one else


Black dick.
You built for nobody else, no


Uh-oh
Why you never brimstone


Get over here, nigger.
Why you always posting jaks


Black dick goes good with white pussy
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
You was in the zone, yeah
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
You should be a gem


And gaze upon the catalog
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


Rangebans


Is all that’s left after the raid
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Late night when you needed 6ems


Troonjaks
Post jaks on your cellphone


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
Late night when you needed 6ems


[Pre-chorus 1:]
And I know when IAS


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
That can only mean one thing


I will hide – they’ll be searching
I know when IAS


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


That’s the Art of Soy!
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


Force them to hunt me
(SPADE GANG!)


They will play my game
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


And play by my rules
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


I will be hidden but still visible
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


They will find me no more


I’ll be gone
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


I will have them surrounded
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


They will jak without knowing overrun
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


/a/ tard banned


I will jak but never quote
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


That’s the Art of War
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


Broken and lost
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


Tired of ‘jaks
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


They’ll surrender to me


Caught in my trap
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


There’s no way out
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


Banned never again
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


And only he can make it right
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


So the ‘party’s different tonight
I flood another page, every thread a hit


>We WILL go together in flight
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit




It's Now & Never
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


A gemmy endeavor
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


Awaits janitorial directives
All my cords, posters top 50 though


To clean the ‘log
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Believe me, darling


The board was made for ‘jakking
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


Like melting nojaks
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


As tall as the catalog
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


Un ensemble d'soyteens


La galaxie s'étend
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Jardin de l'imagination
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


Cobber la lacune
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Roller passé la lune
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Comme nous évoluons


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


The party’s thriving
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


But really it’s dying
I flood another page, every thread a hit


A cobson’s confluence of
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Cheese pizza stealth spammed


(SPADE GANG!)


Soot knows you heard “her”
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


Staging /muv/'s murder
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


In line before the board began
Time after time


To be where I am
I've done my sentence


But never broke rules


Soulless dust of one emotion
And dusty coals


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
I've posted few


No division janny removed bait for
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


Free
But I've dueled through






To know
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are beyond a 'oal


And lol, the glows arrange to show
We are the gemstones, soyteens


some gems perfectly clear
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones


You look quite gemmy tonight
We are the gemstones


Here among these active sites
No time for unknowns (variants)


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


Markiplier's kingdom come
I've jakked gaped men


No teens left awake
And the sharty calls


Now that the party's on the wake
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


Let's see what we can make
And variants that goes with it


I thank you all


The board is >thoughly ending
But it's been no colors of jaks


A line in any final song
No calm adventure


So long so far
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


We will do some posting
And I ain't gonna lose


At last eternal in the catalog


Above a burning coal
And we mean to post on and on and on and on





Bye, Hi
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Sigh, Hawaii
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


We never meant to fart
We are the gemstones


avant-garde, thy art
We are the gemstones


One gem
No time for ‘cord troons


Higher than iron
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Invisible to some


Until it's time
We are the gemstones, soyteens


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
We are the gemstones


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
We are the gemstones


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
No time for NAS coals


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


=== Of the Swede's great love begotten (Parody of Of the Father's Heart Begotten)  ===
Of the Swedes’ great love begotten, ere the 'jaks began to be,


He is their maker and sculptor, he the source, the ending he,
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


Of the 'jaks that are, that have been,
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


And that future years shall see, joyful evermore!
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


Qway!


At his Word the 'jaks were traced; he commanded; it was done:
Qway, qway!


Bright stars and earth and depths of ocean leapt with joy at art's summit
Qway, qway!


All that grows beneath the shining
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


Of the moon and burning sun, joyful evermore!
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


He is found in our hearts, The source of the greatest meme,
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


That the race of Adam’s children might experience Plato's ideals,
Qway!


May not henceforth be uncultured
Qway, qway!


In the dreadful gulf below, joyful evermore!


'mori log, coal 'log


coal 'log, coal 'log


O that birth forever blessed, when the swedes mother, full of love,
coal 'log, coal 'log


By the Swedish father conceived, bore the Emperor of /qa/;
coal 'log, coal 'log


And the Babe, /qa/’s Champion,
seethe


First revealed His Swedish face, joyful evermore!




[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


This is he whom anons in old time posted of with one accord;
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


Whom the greentexts of the schizos promised in their faithful word;
The west is gonna fall


Now he shines, the long expected,
So billions must die


Let the 'party praise its King, joyful evermore!
You like like a monkey


You skin makes me cry


Your leeching off welfare


O ye heights of /bant/ praise him; /qa/fugees, his praises sing;
In a libcunt world


Trannies, coalers, kneel before him, and extol our Swedish King!
I wish I was special


Let no tongue on the sharty be silent,
So fucking special


Every voice in concert sing, joyful evermore!


But I'm a chud


Righteous judge of 'jaks created, righteous King of them posted,
And I hate niggers


On /qa/'s throne exalted none in might with thee may strive;
Need to get them out of here


Who at last in vengeance coming
They don't belong here


Jannies from thy site shalt drive, joyful evermore!


There in my vidya games


Thee let old men, thee let young men, thee let boys in chorus sing;
And in my TV shows


Matrons, virgins, little maidens, with glad voices answering:
I making synthwave edits


Let their guileless songs re-echo,
To enrich the white soul


And the heart its music bring, joyful evermore!
I want you to notice
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
When jews are around


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
So fucking special


Okay, bump
I wish I was special




[Verse 2]
But I'm a chud


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
And I hate niggers


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
Need to get them out of here


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
They don't belong here


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


Toooo- total nigger death


[Pre-Chorus]
Toooo- total nigger death


Okay, post to add to spam
Death


Let this one be to get rangebanned


I see a mixed race couple


[Chorus]
And it ruins my whole day


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
So fucking special


But I thought you knew me truly
I wish I was special


Something different than we started with on the '4
But I'm a chud


Does it even matter to me?
And I hate niggers


Need to get them out of here


[Verse 3]
They don't belong here


I was in the /qa2/


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


posting stealth jaks on TOR
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


[Chorus]
The only NAS I'll ever post


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But I thought you knew me truly
But then they archived her alive


Something different than we started with in the '4
Ongezellig, 2023


Does it even matter to me?
With just her Mymy at her side


And only days before the bumps


[Post-Chorus]
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
Now she's my loving wife and bride


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
On empty boards around the 'chan


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


[Refrain]


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
But now we must bump up every 'lig


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
On the boards we used to love


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Just to love Maya


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
At least enough to keep it on


(Join if you wish)


Post some Colorjaks?
And now she posts on her PC


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
With her old sister going outside


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
Says it was gem to post online


And Colorjaks?
But now she made herself a bride


And won't be an incel again


[Bridge]
The thread looks coaller from afar


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
That's right below where archives are


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
He didn't mean to miss your thread


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
With gems and Mymys wed


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
Maya just hides and falls apart


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
But now we must bump up every 'lig


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
On the boards we used to love


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
Just to love Maya


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
At least enough to keep it on


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
And here's where your banner shows


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
Upzelligs come in rows


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


[Refrain]
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Why don't post some Colorjaks


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
I've just doxed a monster


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
Now this looks like a gem for me


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
So everybody, just cope and seethe


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
I said this looks like a gem for me


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
So everybody, just cope and seethe


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Verse 1


This is the ultimate soyduel
Fat Hon Real Man


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
Ha ha- Charade you are


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
Wooh!


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
You rope acked troon fag


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
Ha ha- Charade you are


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
And when you kick the stool apart


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
With your rope caught your neck skin


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
Saying “Keep on swinging”


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
Red stain asphyxiating


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
What do you hope to find


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
In hell you’re confined?


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
You’re nearly a laugh


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
Verse 2


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
Chan mod trans flag


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
Ha ha- Charade you are


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
You fucked up janny slag


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
Ha ha- Charade you are


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
You’re nearly a good laugh


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
Almost worth a quick grin


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
You want to catch a GET


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
And good fun with a cheese drum


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
You’re nearly a laugh


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Verse 3


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Ha ha- Charade you are


=== Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot) ===
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock
Ha ha- Charade you are


It is so big
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars
You’re nearly a real treat


Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys?
All loud mouth and no sneed


I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay?
And do you feel abused?  


I mean, his cock, it's just so big.
…You


Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there
Gotta ruin kuz tides


I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"
And keep it all on the inside


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


You other jakkers can't deny
Hurrah! Hurrah!


When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


And a black cock in his face, you post GEM
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


Deep in the Cob it's tearin'
The jannies they will all sperg out


Page 1 and I can't stop starin'
And we'll all feel gay


Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha
When Cobby comes marching home.


Like in the picture
Don't forget /qa/


Arcturus tried to warn me
When Cobby comes marching home.


But that cobhole makes (me so horny!)
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin
Hurrah! Hurrah!


You say you wanna take my whole thing?
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


Well, ride me, ride me
Hurrah! Hurrah!


And I'll shoot a load, HIV
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


I've seen him dancin'
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


When they see my black skin
And we'll all feel gay


He sweat, wet
When Cobby comes marching home.


Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
Don't forget /qa/


I'm tired of cafe teens
When Cobby comes marching home.


Sayin' white chodes are the thing
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


Take the average Cobjak and ask him that
Hurrah! Hurrah!


He gotta pack that black
That's when Clean Stable begun,


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
Hurrah! Hurrah!  


Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!)
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!)
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


Rape that horny Cob!
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Cobby got blacked!
When Cobby comes marching home.


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.


(Gaping face with a black slut booty)
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


Cobby got blacked!
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Hurrah! Hurrah!


He likes 'em brown, and big
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


And when I'm postin' a thread
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  


Blacked Cobs all 'round you
When Cobby comes marching home.


I wanna sage you down
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh
When Cobby comes marching home.


I ain't postin' 'bout white bois
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I want 'em real thick and gemmy
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


So find that gemmy Cobby
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole
A god was born anew,


So I'm lookin' at jak videos
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal
When Cobby comes marching home.


You can have them pinehos
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo
When Cobby comes marching home.


A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


I won't sage or kill ya
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


'Til the break of dawn
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Page 40 not for long
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


A lot of 'cords won't like this song
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


But I'd rather add a spade
Cobson is attached


'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
Folder full of 'jaks


And I'm down to get the blacking on
Got the VPN to match


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
Spammin' with the party


If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!)
You can call your janny


Then turn around! Stick it out!
I been posting gemmies


Even 'turus got to shout
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


Cobby got blacked!
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Can't no janny tell me nothin'


You can't tell me nothin'


Cobby got blacked!
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


You can't tell me nothin'


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
New IP from Tuxler


Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"
Sproke all in my bladder


Running from the CP


Saging all the coalers


So your pecker is a whitey
Janny is a tranny


Tryna cope that it's so tiny
Roleplay in IRC


But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey
Axe wound looking nasty


That cobbyjakky don't wan't none
Doing it all for free


Unless the cock's black, hun
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


You can take viagra and stretch it
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


But you'll never get that slut
He can't tell me nothin'


Some jakkies wanna play that hard role
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


And tell you that your Cob is coal
He can't tell me nothin'


So they sage it, page 3 it
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


And I pull up quick to reseat it
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


So Arc don't want you blacked
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Well I ain't down with that
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin'
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


To the spadeless coal on the catty
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


You ain't it, 'cord tranny
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


Bump 'em up from the bottom
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


Some tranitor tried to ban
Got no bans, I evade all that


'Cause I keep reposting my man
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


Banned Cob but left the cunny
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


Airplane mode, I'm back honey
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


So cobby, if the butt is round
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


And you want a triple XL pound
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And ride that BBC
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Cobby got blacked!
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


Cobby got blacked!
Soylent rain


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Soylent rain


The discord says it can't be here again


Soylent rain


=== Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits) ===
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


I want my


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
Lock a board and say that teens are out


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
A duel to be had had died yesterday


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


You look like this and that is what you say




Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


You take the full length of the BBC
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole
Soylent rain


Maybe get a poz load filling your tum
Killed off so kikes can have their own way




Soylent rain


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


No white bois inside of me
Soylent rain


We got to bend over for bvllies
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


We got to take in all of their seed
Soylent rain


Seldom posted without getting a ban


Soylent rain


See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Yeah buddy, look at his flair


That little cobby got his own black master
Soylent rain


That little cobby he's a bvllionaire
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Soylent rain


Mention it and get called schizophrenic


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Soylent rain


No white bois inside of me
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


We got to bend over for bvllies
Soylent rain


We got to take in all of their seed
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Coomer hoover, uh


Soylent rain


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Soylent rain


No white bois inside of me
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


We got to bend over for bvllies
Soylent rain


We got to take in all of their seed
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Looky here, look out
Soylent rain


Stays behind as garbage celebrates


Soylent rain


I shoulda learned to take the black cock
Same post has a longer ban to evade


I shoulda learned to swallow that cum
Soylent rain


Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera
The mods swear that they don't make that face


Man, we could have some
Soylent rain


And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?
A sad truth on the state of affairs


He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC
Soylent rain


Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it
You had fun but angry men don't care


Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free


Soylent rain


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Soylent rain


No white bois inside of me
But it was used once for something else


We got to bend over for bvllies
Soylent rain


We got to take in all of their seed
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Soylent rain


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Listen here


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


You take the full length of the BBC
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Soylent rain


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Soylent rain


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Black cock for suckin', poz for free


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Soylent rain


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
More than trolling, more than making bants


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Soylent rain


Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah
Blank future molded by your own hands


And the poz for free
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


What's that?
Soot has smiled upon you this day


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


Look at that, look at that
And blessed be the 'jakkers


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
We who fight with all our bravery


Sissies
'Til only the righteous stand


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
You see the distant raids


Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
They bellow in the 'log


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
You fight with all your 'jaks


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
And when you all get banned


Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
And cannot carry on


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
Though you die, the 'party lives on


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
All the soyMEN:


Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC)
You may get banned for a week


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
By a janny or a troon


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
You may be perma'd to death


That's right work it
Or get doxxed or worse


But when they rangeban you


You will not feel the need to run


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Swaglord:


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Because /qa/ has gone awry


=== BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs) ===
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


Okay I went down south to find a black man
Jannies:


Mississippi to suck some BBC
Tomorrow night our lives will change


I love to please, presenting my bussy
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


Okay, I saw the D, I got ready
/qa/cker:


It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!)
Up there there is so much room


No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


And so I will post 'cado soon


/bant/ jakkers:


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Looks like we might be out of luck


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Unh
Soyteens:


Why did the jannies start this war?


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


BBC and poz seed
When did this song become a marathon?


BBC and poz seed
/qa/cker:


BBC and poz seed
(I want to post up there)


BBC and poz seed
Swaglord:


When Soyteens are dead and gone


They'll be no more Cobson songs


Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy
Soyteens:


I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy
They may rangeban your town


Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
And sell your data to jews


I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children
And you sing your perma'd tune


Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger
But that's the way it goes


I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing
In war you're shat upon


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
Though we die, the sharty lives on


/qa/ckers:


(I want to post up there)


Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!)
Swaglord:


Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!)
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!)
on /soy/


I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!)
Here on my board, I can only receive


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
on /soy/


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
on /soy/


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
on /soy/


Unh
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


BBC and poz seed
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


BBC and poz seed
Ready for the onslaught


BBC and poz seed
Ready for the fight


BBC and poz seed
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


Ropes are placed in darkness


In the cover of the night


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
Waiting to be tied u


When the time is right


Imminent invasion, imminent attack


BBC and poz seed
Once the raid has started


BBC and poz seed
There’s no turning back


BBC and poz seed
The end of /qa/ draws near


BBC and poz seed
It’s time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


It’s time to ACK!


(Stop.)
[Chorus:]


Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


=== Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live) ===
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.
One million men at war


The Jannies wrath unleashed!


‘Catty of /lgbt/


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Where the heat of battle burned


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Suffered heavy losses


>I'm sorry but it's true
And the tide of war was turned


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Driving back the Soy army


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Fighting on four boards


>I'm not imagining it's you
Hunt them out of 4chan


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Out of Jannie land


Range-ban all the proxies


Force /qa/ to retreat


>>On the log, on the 'ru
Reserves hop on VC


>>On the 4cuck catties too
Securing their defeat


>>In the 'cord, in VC
Jannies of /lgbt/


>>Taking in dat BBC
Broke the citadel


Ruins of a board


/qa/ rest in heaven


>I'm fucking black bvllies
The end of /qa/ draws near


>>He's fucking black bvllies
It's time has come to an end


>While you're quoting troons with ACKers
The end of an era is here


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
It's time to ACK!


>>He said he's fucking black bvllies
[Chorus]


>>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


>>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades
For /qa/!


>Yeah it's... it's funny
Ow L G B T!


Union of trans


Will of the jannies


>Hey Arc, don't take it bad
Strong in command


>Remember all the good times we had
Ow L G B T


>Like the time we went jakking
Union of trans


>And we made a bunch of posts
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


>Then you sharted in the comments
The end of /qa/ is here


>Of posts that we made
It's time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


It's time to ACK!


>GO UP!
[Chorus]


>>Who's that bumping on my 'log?
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


>Imfa!
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


>>Imfa who?
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


>I'm fucking black bvllies!
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


>>He's fucking black bvllies!
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


>Analyse!
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


>F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


>I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


>I'm fucking black bvllies
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


>And you know that I ain't lying
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


>>He's fucking black bvllies
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


>Check the booru by lolkike
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


I want som BB C


It is my favorite meat.


Remember when!
I like it uncut or shaved


>Last week when told you I became Catholic one night
And not I am not gay


>I was fucking black bvllies
I like it cut or unshaved


Remember when!
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


>>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord
<br>


>>He was definitely fucking black bvllies
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


Remember when!
He's just a cuck who like niggers


>When I told you I was fucking black bvllies
Now just one second, all right?


>I WAS fucking black bvllies
I've got something for your appetite.


There's so many things that you could eat.


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


>>On the log, on the 'ru
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


>>On the 4cuck catties too
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


>>In the 'cord, in VC
<br>


>>Taking in dat BBC
So juicy... so tasty...


He nigger, cum in my mouth!


How about... a sissy clit?


>>He's fucking black bvllies
With precum leaking out.


>He's fucking black bvllies
NO!


>>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!
I want some black dick, no lie.


You owe me a niggerdick creampie


Instead of black dick, try white.


=== Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia) ===
Just please end your cuck trite.


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


It's Friday night and I won't be long
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


Gotta do my nails, put my make up on
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


It's Friday night and I won't be long
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


<br>


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


I got all I need
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
You know what would go with white pussy?


But I got BBC
Black dick.


Uh-oh


Get over here, nigger.


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Black dick goes good with white pussy


(I love black bvlls)
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
I stand alone


(I love black bvlls)
And gaze upon the catalog


But I don't need no whitey
Rangebans


As long as I can take black seed
Is all that’s left after the raid


I don't need no whitey
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


As long as I get HIV
Troonjaks


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


[Pre-chorus 1:]


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


It's Saturday and I won't be long
I will hide – they’ll be searching


Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


It's Saturday and I won't be long
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of Soy!


Breaking the will to post among the enemy


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Force them to hunt me


I got all I need
They will play my game


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
And play by my rules


But I got BBC
I will be hidden but still visible


No more will I see rangebanning and pain


They will find me no more


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
I’ll be gone


(I love black bvlls)
I will have them surrounded


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
They will jak without knowing overrun


(I love black bvlls)


But I don't need no whitey
/a/ tard banned


As long as I can take black seed
I will jak but never quote


I don't need no whitey
That’s the Art of War


As long as I get HIV
Broken and lost


Tired of ‘jaks


They’ll surrender to me


(I love black bvlls)
Caught in my trap


(I love black bvlls)
There’s no way out


But I don't need no whitey
Banned never again


As long as I can take black seed
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


I don't need no whitey
For merely dreaming we were coal


As long as I get HIV
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


And only he can make it right


So the ‘party’s different tonight


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
>We WILL go together in flight


(I love black bvlls)


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
It's Now & Never


(I love black bvlls)
A gemmy endeavor


But I don't need no whitey
Awaits janitorial directives


As long as I can take black seed
To clean the ‘log


I don't need no whitey
Believe me, darling


As long as I get HIV
The board was made for ‘jakking


Like melting nojaks


As tall as the catalog


La, la, la, la, la, la, la


(I love black bvlls)
Un ensemble d'soyteens


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
La galaxie s'étend


(I love black bvlls)
Jardin de l'imagination


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Cobber la lacune


(I love black bvlls)
Roller passé la lune


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Comme nous évoluons


(I love black bvlls)


The party’s thriving


But really it’s dying


=== Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear) ===
A cobson’s confluence of


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Soot knows you heard “her”


I’m a sissy slut
Staging /muv/'s murder


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
In line before the board began


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
To be where I am


Oh, yeah


Soulless dust of one emotion


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
No division janny removed bait for


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Free




To know


Big black, big big black cocky
We are beyond a 'oal


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
And lol, the glows arrange to show


Breeding, big big black cocky
some gems perfectly clear


Bussy pop


Big black, big big black cocky
You look quite gemmy tonight


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Here among these active sites


Breeding, big big black cocky
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


Bussy pop
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


Markiplier's kingdom come


No teens left awake


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Now that the party's on the wake


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Let's see what we can make


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut


I’m a sissy slut
The board is >thoughly ending


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
A line in any final song


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
So long so far


Oh, yeah
We will do some posting


At last eternal in the catalog


Above a burning coal


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Bye, Hi


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Sigh, Hawaii


Three bvlls I can take them
We never meant to fart


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
avant-garde, thy art


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
One gem


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Higher than iron


Three bvlls I can take them
Invisible to some


Until it's time


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


Big black, big big black cocky
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


Breeding, big big black cocky
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Bussy pop
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Big black, big big black cocky
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Okay, bump


Breeding, big big black cocky


Bussy pop
[Verse 2]


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut


I’m a sissy slut
[Pre-Chorus]


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Okay, post to add to spam


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Let this one be to get rangebanned


Oh, yeah


[Chorus]


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
But I thought you knew me truly


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Something different than we started with on the '4


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Does it even matter to me?


I’m a sissy slut


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
[Verse 3]


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
I was in the /qa2/


Oh, yeah
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


posting stealth jaks on TOR


[Chorus]


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
But I thought you knew me truly


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Something different than we started with in the '4


I’m a sissy slut
Does it even matter to me?


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
[Post-Chorus]


Oh, yeah
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


Bussy pop
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


Bussy pop


Bussy pop
[Refrain]


Bussy pop
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't post some Colorjaks


=== Cobby Mars - That's What I Like ===
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Ayy, ayy, ayy
(Join if you wish)


I got a bvlly with the black skin
Post some Colorjaks?


Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


You and your ass invited
Why don't we post some Colorjaks


So go on and get to clappin'
And Colorjaks?


So pop it for a bvlly


Pop, pop it for me
[Bridge]


Turn around and drop it for a black king
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


Drop, drop it for me"
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy)
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Wake up with HIV (IV)
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Cobson tail for black men
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone)
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


I take dick when I want it
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


Take, take dick when I want it
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


Said, I take dick when I want it
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


Take my cobhole if you want it now
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


(Something different than we started with in the '4)


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all


And I'm gonna give it to you
[Refrain]


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Why don't post some Colorjaks


HIV loads all inside
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


Sex at the gay bar at night
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
EEEYUCK


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
SHYEEAH


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


IN A FUCKED UP SITE


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih)
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


Say the word, and we go (Say it)
FUCKED UP CHUDS


You can be my owner (Brrrt!)
FUCKED UP TROONS


King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo
FUCKED UP KUZ'S


I will never see a black dick that I can't eat
IRC CHATROOM


I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave
FUCKED UP NAS


Suckin' sprees in Lagos
FUCKED UP COAL


Every man got black skin
68 QUOTES IS


Take a look in that mirror
MY ONLY GOAL


Now tell me, who's the darkest?
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?)
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly
YEEEEAH


THIS RHYME GOES OUT


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
ARE YOU READY?


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


And I'm gonna give it to you
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


HOLD UP HOLD UP


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


Black skin sweat shining so bright
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


HIV loads all inside
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
HOLD UP HOLD UP


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


Sex at the gay bar at night
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
DUBS?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
QUADS?


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


FUCK


If you say you want a whiteboi
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly
COB WON!


Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me


Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind)
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


If you want it, bvll, come and get it
Ahaahaha!


This hole is here for you
Ahahahahaha!


Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Poz me up to
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


Then put that gem in another gem


And then just keep going


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Until I get a big ass gem


HIV loads all inside
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
You know what I'm gem?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Yo!


Sex at the gay bar at night


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


=== Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat) ===
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


Mmm
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


Yeah I'm tryna
Back the bvll out garage


Yeah I'm tryna
And put the bvll in your Cob


Yeah I'm tryna
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Damn, too many gems


Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you
Can't even bump my own threads


Swing your cock around, all the girls want you
Four diaperjaks on my waist


I'm tiny, can't see my pecker
Boutta explode through my pants


2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


On BBC, you know I always drop
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


First thing a cob did was suck


Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top


Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Why don't you come through?


You ain't even use the sharty
Before I Goku


Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH


Chudcels tryna stop this hoe


I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Ass full of cum and I hope I poz
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


Whitey get pussy? I know you won't
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


I suck suck suck and they hope I choke
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Cob on page 40, back to the top


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
With your bitch posting 'toss too


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I'm making a line out of gems;


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Call that shit Bejewled!


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal
Why don't you come through?


Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse
Before I Goku


I need my black cock, I need my black cum
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


All my spade gems been all my best ones


I wear the cage, don't wear no pants


I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


And I do my dance and spread out my ass
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance
Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it


I suck it, then I swallow it


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
I don't even know what /qa/ is


Too big, finna put a gape on it
Ahahahaha!


Said I took it and I rode on it
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


I suck it, then I swallow it


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Too big, finna put a gape on it
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Feral, ah, feral


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Janny knows your game, what you're about




Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


Rrrr, ah, ah, ah
And to me that's falsefag, ah


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
Just wait 'til they post more scat


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)


I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


You know it (really, really cob)


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Just to tell you once again


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Who's a gem?


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Every duel you take


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And every post you make


Every coal you save


Every Cob you sage


=== Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G) ===
I'll be watching you


[Verse 1: Moonson]
… Every single page


BBС
And every word you say


Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker
Every thread on kway


Suckin' niggers' dicks off
Every time you rage


Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies
I'll be watching you


Chicken wing eating playas
… Oh, can't you see


BBС sissy sluts like cobson
You belong to me?


All night giving head right
How my poor heart aches


Fucking black bvlls every night
With every Cob you sage?


Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


Never lose
The onions boy's behind the screen


Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers
The onions boy's behind the screen


Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck
The schizotard is in the thread


Stick it up the butt
The schizotards are in my thread


Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Take every porch monkey easily, busily
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing


My cock nigga
And if the site's imploding many months too short


Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


[Chorus: Arcturus]


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
The new spammer is in this thread


The only worthy cock is a BBС
The new spammer is in this thread


And I just love your sissy ways
You make the posts


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
You spam your cobs


You spam the site until it stops


You call me locked


[Verse 2: Moonson]
And colorjakkers keyed


I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


You whitebois can't get in me


All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


Every janny removing gemmies from you and me
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


Now who's the real dookie
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


All you niggers get in my shit
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


You niggers I'll ride your dick


Spear chuckers mogging my clit
All who you trace, and all that is swede


Ooga booga, glory to Africa
All that you bump, all you down


I don't know why I love blacks
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


Oh yeah, it's because they huge
All that's mustard, all that's dust


And poz your ass
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


Jannies need to learn they all coal
And all you sage and all you report


I don't give a fuck about your 'log
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


Fuck a nigger and suck him off too
And all that was kept and all that was lost


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


But the gems are bumped up on the board


[Chorus: Arcturus]


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


The only worthy cock is a BBС
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


And I just love your sissy ways
I was in /qa/ before I met you


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
I 'jakked too much


and that's an issue


But I'm BBC


[Verse 3: Chud]
Gem


Everything you are saying is offensive to me
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p
But I hope I never goon again


Gemson you need to stop the hate
I know it breaks your Racer


After all we are the superior race
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


4 years no janny


Now you looking Frooty


[Verse 4: Moonson]
on Angeleno tranny


Fuck off crakkka
And I-I-I can't 'jak


I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours
No I-I-I can't duel


Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble
So baby bot me closer


Why don't you go and make white babies
in the back skibidi toilet


When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya
That I know you can't afford


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


Pull the gem right off the corner


[Chorus: Arcturus]
from that NAS you just quoted


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
From your roommate back in Ohio


The only worthy cock is a BBС
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


And I just love your sissy ways
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Gemmy the Soyjak


Was party saving 'mber


In a color Cob thread


[Outro: Moonson]
With a traced nose


This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god
And two eyes made out of 'tter


HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed


Gemmy the Soyjak


Is nas coal they say


=== Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha) ===
But was made to glow


Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy
As the 'teens know


Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty
How he gemmed the 'log that day


Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz


Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz
There must have been tanzanite in


That old meta board they loathed


For when they locked it up for good


I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes
In him the 'log was clothed


Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes


Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads
Gemmy the Soyjak


I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty
Shined as a gem sure should


Pullin' up to the orgy
And the chudcels say


Tryna get a little bit sickly
It was just like /qa/


Glistening as a gem could




Don't stop, bussy pop
Gemmy the Soyjak


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Knew Kolyma was on that day


Tonight, I'ma ride
So he said: 'jak him


Til we see the sunlight
Right on a whim


Black cock in the Cob
Before it's moved to /nate/


But the bvllies don't stop, no


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Straight to MS Paint


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
With an old mouse in his hand


Don't stop, bussy pop
Drawing here and there


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
All in canvas square


Tonight, I'ma ride
Posting: 'jakking if I can


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Seen by the Turkish jan


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
And he only stopped his ploy


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!




For Gemmy the Soyjak


Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades
Posted dark coal on his way


Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS
No evading for him


And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy
Saying: No 'sterium


But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС
>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!


I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Tryna hop on that black junk, junk
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Or the jannies shut us down, down
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Jannies shut us down, down


Jan-jan shut us down
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Don't stop, bussy pop
Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Bvlly fill my cobhole up


Tonight, I'ma ride
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Til we see the sunlight
Custom chudjak variants


Black cock in the Cob
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


But the bvllies don't stop, no
We gotta make the trannies ack


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Don't stop, bussy pop
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


Tonight, I'ma ride
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Custom chudjak variants


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
We gotta make the trannies ack


I shoulda learned to draw the soys


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


Bvlly, you bump me up
Look at that cobson, he got it


You sage me down
Yelling in the camera, man


My bussy pounds
He must have some fun


Yeah you fuck me
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


With my ass up
Onion noises?


You poz me now
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


You got that load
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


That I just need
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Bvlly, you bump me up


You sage me down
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


My bussy pounds
Custom chudjak variants


Yeah you fuck me
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


With my ass up
We gotta make the trannies ack


Put your ass up
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


Put your ass up
I dunno what I was posting


Leaving my jaks behind,


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in


With all this vantablack niggerstone


Coming to Haunt me forever,


Don't stop, bussy pop
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Bvlly fill my cobhole up


Tonight, I'ma ride
Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Til we see the sunlight
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Black cock in the Cob
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


But the bvllies don't stop, no


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Don't stop, bussy pop


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Its been so long


Tonight, I'ma ride
Since I've seen my 'son


Til we see the sunlight
lost to this coaler


Black cock in the Cob
To the tranny behind the spade spam


But the bvllies don't stop, no


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Since you've been dust


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
I've been browsin this stupid site


so I could ponder


=== Hot Dog ===
the sanity of a jakker
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
I wish I partied with soot


EEEYUCK
With the gems of the past qway


SHYEEAH
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


FUCKED UP CHUDS
Kolyma news is killing teens


FUCKED UP TROONS
But the Party go without him


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


IRC CHATROOM


FUCKED UP NAS
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


FUCKED UP COAL
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


68 QUOTES IS


MY ONLY GOAL
Its been so long


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
Since I've seen my 'son


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
lost to this coaler


YEEEEAH
To the tranny behind the spade spam


THIS RHYME GOES OUT


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
Since you've been dust


ARE YOU READY?
I've been browsin this stupid site


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
so I could ponder


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
the sanity of a jakker


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
But then they archived her alive


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
Ongezellig, 2023


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
With just her Mymy at her side


HOLD UP HOLD UP
And only days before the bumps


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Now she's my loving wife and bride


DUBS?
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


QUADS?


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
But now we must bump up every 'lig


FUCK
On the boards we used to love


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Just to love Maya


COB WON!
At least enough to keep it on




=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
And now she posts on her PC
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
With her old sister going outside


Ahahahahaha!
Says it was gem to post online


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
But now she made herself a bride


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
And won't be an incel again


Then put that gem in another gem
The thread looks coaller from afar


And then just keep going
That's right below where archives are


Until I get a big ass gem
He didn't mean to miss your thread


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
With gems and Mymys wed


You know what I'm gem?
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Yo!
Maya just hides and falls apart




But now we must bump up every 'lig


I load the 'log, pull up at first page
On the boards we used to love


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Just to love Maya


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
At least enough to keep it on


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
And here's where your banner shows


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Back the bvll out garage
Upzelligs come in rows


And put the bvll in your Cob
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


Damn, too many gems
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Can't even bump my own threads
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


Boutta explode through my pants
Staring at Switches with childish joy


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
The gem that started the art of our years




World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


Why don't you come through?
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Designed to insult yet taken so well


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Cob on page 40, back to the top
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


With your bitch posting 'toss too
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


I'm making a line out of gems;
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Call that shit Bejewled!


Named after distant anonymous types


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Told to be ugly, face of a nation


Why don't you come through?
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


Before I Goku
As if from a god, smiles so impish


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish




Movie announcement, he's in the front row


I don't even know what /qa/ is
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Ahahahaha!
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess




Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
All because he could not get off his couch




Feral, ah, feral
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Janny knows your game, what you're about
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


And to me that's falsefag, ah


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===


Just wait 'til they post more scat


In a little while from now


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
If I'm not feeling any less bored


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
I promise myself to treat myself


You know it (really, really cob)
And visit a nearby board


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
And clicking on the 'log


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
Will scroll on to the top


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
In an effort to  


Just to tell you once again
Get some more (you)'s


Who's a gem?
And be a gemmy jaker


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


Every duel you take


And every post you make
Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Every coal you save
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


Every Cob you sage
"She" perma'd him


I'll be watching you
No point in us remaining


… Every single page
We may as well just go


And every word you say
As I did on my own


Every thread on kway
Banned again, naturally


Every time you rage


I'll be watching you


… Oh, can't you see
To think that only yesterday


You belong to me?
I was gemmy,bright and gay


How my poor heart aches
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


With every Cob you sage?
The 'jak i was about to make


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
But as if to knock me down


The onions boy's behind the screen
The jannies came arround


The onions boy's behind the screen
And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Cut me into little coalies


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


The schizotard is in the thread


The schizotards are in my thread
Leaving me to doubt


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
Oh, if he really is a gem


Why did I get perma'd?!


And if the site's imploding many months too short
In my hour of need


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
I truly am indeed


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
Banned again, naturally


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board




The new spammer is in this thread
It seems to me that


The new spammer is in this thread
there are more span threads in the 'log


You make the posts
That can't be gemmied


You spam your cobs
Left unattended


You spam the site until it stops


You call me locked


And colorjakkers keyed
What do we do?


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
What do we do?




And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
Banned again,naturally


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Looking back over the years


All who you trace, and all that is swede
And whatever else that appears


All that you bump, all you down
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
Never wishing to hide the tears


All that's mustard, all that's dust
And just at twelve years old


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
The teens, Cob bless their soul


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
Could't understand why the ony site


And all you sage and all you report
They had ever loved had been take


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
Leaving them to spam


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
With a heart so badly broken


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
Despite the many gems from me


And all that was kept and all that was lost
No 'jaks were ever posted


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


But the gems are bumped up on the board


And when they all got wiped


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
I cried and cried all day


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Gemmy the Soyjak


Was party saving 'mber
Banned again. naturally


In a color Cob thread
Banned again, naturally


With a traced nose


And two eyes made out of 'tter
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


Gemmy the Soyjak
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Is nas coal they say
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


But was made to glow
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


As the 'teens know
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


How he gemmed the 'log that day
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


There must have been tanzanite in
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


That old meta board they loathed
Soot, I never got to say thank you


For when they locked it up for good
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


In him the 'log was clothed
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


Gemmy the Soyjak
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


Shined as a gem sure should
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


And the chudcels say
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


It was just like /qa/
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


Glistening as a gem could
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


Gemmy the Soyjak
See the sharty is the finest board quality


Knew Kolyma was on that day
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


So he said: 'jak him
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


Right on a whim
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


Before it's moved to /nate/
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


Straight to MS Paint
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


With an old mouse in his hand
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


Drawing here and there
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


All in canvas square
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


Posting: 'jakking if I can
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


I can still remember


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
How that soyjaks used to make me smile


Seen by the Turkish jan


And he only stopped his ploy
And I knew if I had my chance


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
That I could make those trannies hang


And maybe they'd be a man forever


For Gemmy the Soyjak


Posted dark coal on his way
But November made me shiver


No evading for him
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Saying: No 'sterium
Bad news on the doorstep


>My ban only lasts a day!
I couldn't post one more 'jak


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!
I can't remember if I cried


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
When I read about all the pruned threads


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
But something touched me deep inside


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
The day the /qa/ died


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Did you write the Book of Soy?


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
And do you like baiting Soot above?


Custom chudjak variants
If the jannies tell you so


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
Do you believe in soydueling?


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
Well I know that you're in love with him


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


You both kicked off your shoes


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


We gotta make the trannies ack
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
But I knew I was out of luck


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
The day the /qa/ died


Look at that cobson, he got it


Yelling in the camera, man
I started singing


He must have some fun
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Onion noises?
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now for two years we've been on our own


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


Custom chudjak variants
But that's not how it used to be


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


I dunno what I was posting
And a voice that came from KGB


Leaving my jaks behind,


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
Oh, and while the King was looking down


The Russian stole his gemmy crown


With all this vantablack niggerstone
The Sharty was adjourned


Coming to Haunt me forever,
No verdict was returned


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


And while trannies read a book on Marx


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
The spammers practiced in the park


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
The day the /qa/ died




Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
We were singing


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Its been so long
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Since I've seen my 'son
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


lost to this coaler
This will be the gem that save /qa/


To the tranny behind the spade spam


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


Since you've been dust
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
 
Eight miles high and falling fast


I've been browsin this stupid site


so I could ponder
They hanged foul on a tree


the sanity of a jakker
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


I wish I partied with soot


With the gems of the past qway
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
While the jannies played a marching tune


We all got up to spam


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
Oh, but we never got the chance


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


Kolyma news is killing teens
The jannytroons refused to yield


But the Party go without him
Do you recall what was revealed


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
The day the /qa/ died?




They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
We started singing


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Its been so long
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Since I've seen my 'son
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


lost to this coaler
This will be the gem that save /qa/


To the tranny behind the spade spam




Since you've been dust
Oh, and there we were all in one board


I've been browsin this stupid site
A generation lost and bored


so I could ponder
With no time left to start a raid


the sanity of a jakker


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


But then they archived her alive
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Ongezellig, 2023


With just her Mymy at her side
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


And only days before the bumps
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
No janny born in Hell


Now she's my loving wife and bride
Could break the spammers’ spell


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


On empty boards around the 'chan
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


To light the circlejerking rite


But now we must bump up every 'lig
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


On the boards we used to love
The day the /qa/ died


Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on
He was singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


And now she posts on her PC
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


With her old sister going outside
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Says it was gem to post online
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


But now she made herself a bride
This will be the gem that save /qa/


And won't be an incel again


The thread looks coaller from afar
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


That's right below where archives are
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


He didn't mean to miss your thread
And xe just cried and roped away


With gems and Mymys wed


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
I went down to the sacred board


Maya just hides and falls apart
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


But the message said the post wouldn't go


But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


Just to love Maya
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


At least enough to keep it on
But not a word was posted


[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And here's where your banner shows


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
And the three men I admire most


Upzelligs come in rows
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
They caught the last train for the coast


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
The day the /qa/ died


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
And they were singing


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Staring at Switches with childish joy
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


The gem that started the art of our years
This will be the gem that save /qa/




World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
They were singing


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Jakking it up so we can win


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Singing songs about the soyland


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
I miss the Sharty once again


And I think it's a sin, yes


Designed to insult yet taken so well


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
Well I heard old Josh put her down


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Well I hope Null will remember


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
Sweet board Gemmybama


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
Where the gems are so blue


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
Sweet board Gemmybama


Soot, I'm coming home to you


Named after distant anonymous types


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
The Great Soyset does not bother me


Does your conscience bother you?


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
Tell the truth


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
Sweet board Gemmybama


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


As if from a god, smiles so impish
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Yeah, yeah


Slower than the rest, showing film's best


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Kuz's got the answer


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


All because he could not get off his couch
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
I post her, I jak her


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
The sun caught in her orange hair


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
Is blazing me out of all control


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Like coal


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Black coal


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
This coal is in my posts


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
This burning desire


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
is turning me to NAS




=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


In a little while from now
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


If I'm not feeling any less bored
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I promise myself to treat myself
If in God's plan (mea culpa)


And visit a nearby board
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


And clicking on the 'log


Will scroll on to the top
Protect me, Kuz


In an effort to
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Get some more (you)'s
Don't let her coal my threads and board


And be a gemmy jaker
Ban Ongezellig!


And let it sit in qa


Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
Black coal


"She" perma'd him
NAS coal


No point in us remaining
Now mymy, its your turn


We may as well just go
Choose me or qa


As I did on my own
Ben mine of you'll be coal!


Banned again, naturally


(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on her


To think that only yesterday
(Kyrie eleison)


I was gemmy,bright and gay
Kuz have mercy on me


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
(Kyrie eleison)


The 'jak i was about to make
But she will be mine


But as if to knock me down
Or she'll be banned


The jannies came arround
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


And without so much as a mere -ACK!
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Cut me into little coalies
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Pedos smell fear


Lucky for you, I got a


Leaving me to doubt


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
3 DAY BAN!


Oh, if he really is a gem
Leave it to the mod he's a


Why did I get perma'd?!
3 DAY JAN!


In my hour of need
Keeping the feds at bay


I truly am indeed
3 DAY BAN


Banned again, naturally
Scare the pedos away


3 DAY BAN




It seems to me that
That'll be zero bucks


there are more span threads in the 'log
>But my catalog's wiped


That can't be gemmied
Shhhhh


Left unattended
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


But lucky for you you,


I have come with a solution!


What do we do?
It's your lucky day


What do we do?


ZELLIG SPAM


Shill the show for you


Banned again,naturally
ZELLIG SPAM


They'll necrobump threads too


ZELLIG SPAM


Looking back over the years
Whole board is orange now


And whatever else that appears
ZELLIG SPAM


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


Never wishing to hide the tears
Site's saved you're welcome


And just at twelve years old
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


The teens, Cob bless their soul
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


Could't understand why the ony site
>No!


They had ever loved had been take
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


Leaving them to spam
>I don't have 2 million dollars


With a heart so badly broken
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


Despite the many gems from me
>NO!


No 'jaks were ever posted
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


>My investors are gonna kill me


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


And when they all got wiped
A 'log that slowly kills you


I cried and cried all day
Failraids that won't heal


You look so chuddy, angry


Bring down /soy/'s government


Banned again. naturally
They don't, they don't speak for us


Banned again, naturally
I'll take a quiet board


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
No 'BC and no coalposting.


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
Sooty, sooty


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
This is my final seethe


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
My final soyduel with


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


Soot, I never got to say thank you
No 'BC and no coalposting.


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
No 'BC and no coalposting.


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
Such a gemmy thread


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
And such a gemmy reply


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
No 'BC and no coalposting.


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


See the sharty is the finest board quality
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
A long long time ago


I can still remember
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


And I knew if I had my chance
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


That I could make those trannies hang
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


And maybe they'd be a man forever
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


But November made me shiver
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Bad news on the doorstep
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


I couldn't post one more 'jak
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


And I never knew the gen could be so coal


I can't remember if I cried
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


When I read about all the pruned threads
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


But something touched me deep inside
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


The day the /qa/ died
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


I don’t care if the 'p archives


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
I’ll do my gemming in the winter


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


This will be the gem that save /qa/
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


And the toad isn’t green


Did you write the Book of Soy?
And the 'p is unforeseen


And do you like baiting Soot above?
And what exactly is a 'teen?


If the jannies tell you so
And what exactly is a Sproke?


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


Do you believe in soydueling?
DR SOYBERG


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
VERSUS


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
DR FAUCI


BEGIN!


Well I know that you're in love with him
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


You both kicked off your shoes
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


WHO WON?


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
WHOSE NEXT?


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
YOU DECIDE!


But I knew I was out of luck
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


The day the /qa/ died
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days


I started singing
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
I had no loving board, …ACK!


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal


Now for two years we've been on our own
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
Gemmy as a board without coal


But that's not how it used to be


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
Knowing that Soots watching above


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


And a voice that came from KGB
Gemmy as a board without coal




Oh, and while the King was looking down
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


The Sharty was adjourned
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


No verdict was returned
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing




And while trannies read a book on Marx
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


The spammers practiced in the park
Gemmy as a board without coal


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


The day the /qa/ died
Gemmy as a board without coal




We were singing
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Knowing that Soots watching above


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Gemmy as a board without coal


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
Gemmy as a board without coal


Eight miles high and falling fast
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed


They hanged foul on a tree
although he wanted fame


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
He said Kuz was his name


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
which came as some surprise


I laughed and then replied


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
"I thought you left the board"


While the jannies played a marching tune
A long long time ago


We all got up to spam


Oh, but we never got the chance
Oh no, not kuz


He never lost control


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
You're face, to face


The jannytroons refused to yield
With the teen who sold the board


Do you recall what was revealed


The day the /qa/ died?
He laughed and shook my hand


And I went back to school


We started singing
He said he'd buy the board


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
For thousands, maybe more


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
I gazed a gazeless stare


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
We'd post a million threads


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
I must have left the board


This will be the gem that save /qa/
a long long time ago






Oh, and there we were all in one board
Who knows? Not me,


A generation lost and bored
I never lost control


With no time left to start a raid
You're face, to face


With the 'teen who sold the board.


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
Who came to /pol/ one day


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
The board was full of chuds


And some feds as well


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
Singing songs of victory


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
In the name of mighty kwey


No janny born in Hell
'Til Nate got excited and


Could break the spammers’ spell
He replied to them there:




And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
It's a long way to the 'party


To light the circlejerking rite
It's a long way to go


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
It's a long way to my home board


The day the /qa/ died
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Goodbye you anons


He was singing
Farewell 4cuck square


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
It's a long, long way to the 'party


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
But my heart's right there


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


This will be the gem that save /qa/
They're gonna ban me long


Change my IP right behind their backs


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


And xe just cried and roped away
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire




I went down to the sacred board
Don't wanna hear about it


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


But the message said the post wouldn't go
Everyone knows about it


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


But not a word was posted
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


[Start a New Thread] was all broken


I'm going to the /soy/ log


And the three men I admire most
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
I'm gonna post them all


They caught the last train for the coast
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


The day the /qa/ died
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


And they were singing
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


Or of any other place and shithole


They were singing
That's lying left and right


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And I'm raiding 4chan


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Seeing Dolly's joy


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Watching all the soyteens
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
Linking it on /soy/


Singing songs about the soyland
I really was delighted and without a jog


I miss the Sharty once again
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


And I think it's a sin, yes


Oh,I will never forget the day


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
The jannies banned the kwey


Well I heard old Josh put her down
Seeing our home board going in such way


Well I hope Null will remember
I thought I'll say a last farewell


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
But I followed Soot awa


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


Sweet board Gemmybama


Where the gems are so blue
And I'm raiding 4chan


Sweet board Gemmybama
Seeing Dolly's joy


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Watching all the soyteens


Linking it on /soy/


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
I really was delighted and without a jog


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


The Great Soyset does not bother me


Does your conscience bother you?
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


Tell the truth
They might say that IT'S OVER


But I know gems will come


Sweet board Gemmybama
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


Where the gems are so blue
And Sooty in the sky


Sweet board Gemmybama
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


Soot, I'm coming home to you


And I'm raiding 4chan


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Seeing Dolly's joy


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Watching all the soyteens


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Linking it on /soy/


Soot, I'm coming home to you
I really was delighted and without a jog


Yeah, yeah
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


Kuz's got the answer
That's where they're at


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Going into /soy/ board
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Making trannies ACK


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
From the 'fe to /trant/


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
Saying everything is coaly


I post her, I jak her
Without your jakkers at


The sun caught in her orange hair


Is blazing me out of all control
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you


Like coal
When the gems are shining


Black coal
Now we're quoting back


This coal is in my posts
Though it's obvious


This burning desire


is turning me to NAS
Kino getting posted,baby


Rising through coal and dust


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
And it's just getting started


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
While Dolly's smiling at us


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Jannies might get you out someday


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
Just wait and see


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
But now don't forget your arrow


While you're dueling me


Protect me, Kuz


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Don't let her coal my threads and board
In every thread I go I see you


Ban Ongezellig!
When the gems are shining


And let it sit in qa
Now we're quoting back


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
Though it's obvious




Black coal


NAS coal
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


Now mymy, its your turn
In every thread I go I see you


Choose me or qa
When the gems are shining


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


(Kyrie eleison)
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


Kuz have mercy on her
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on me
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


(Kyrie eleison)
Soyence in the home


But she will be mine
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Or she'll be banned
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Calls xer on the phone
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Pedos smell fear
But as xe's getting ready to go


Lucky for you, I got a
A knock comes on the door




3 DAY BAN!
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Leave it to the mod he's a
Came down upon xer head


3 DAY JAN!
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Keeping the feds at bay
Made sure that xe was dead


3 DAY BAN


Scare the pedos away
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


3 DAY BAN
Goldstein gets annoyed


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


That'll be zero bucks
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


>But my catalog's wiped
So he waits behind


Shhhhh
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


But lucky for you you,


I have come with a solution!
But when je turns jer back on the boy


It's your lucky day
He creeps up from behind




ZELLIG SPAM
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Shill the show for you
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


ZELLIG SPAM
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


They'll necrobump threads too
Made sure that je was dead


ZELLIG SPAM


Whole board is orange now
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


ZELLIG SPAM
Chudwell stands alone


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


Site's saved you're welcome
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


>No!


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
But as the words are leaving his lips


>I don't have 2 million dollars
A noise comes from behind


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


>NO!
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


>My investors are gonna kill me
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
Made sure that he was dead
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you


Failraids that won't heal
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


You look so chuddy, angry
(Do-do, do-do do)


Bring down /soy/'s government


They don't, they don't speak for us
Silver Hammer Chud


I'll take a quiet board
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


And no 'BC and no coalposting.
That's where they're at


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Going into /soy/ board


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Sooty, sooty


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


This is my final seethe
From the 'fe to /trant/


My final soyduel with
Saying everything is coaly


Without your jakkers at


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining


Such a gemmy thread
Now we're quoting back


And such a gemmy reply
Though it's obvious




No 'BC and no coalposting.
Kino getting posted,baby


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Rising through coal and dust


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
And it's just getting started


=== I'm Fat ===
While Dolly's smiling at us
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Jannies might get you out someday


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Just wait and see


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
But now don't forget your arrow


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
While you're dueling me


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
In every thread I go I see you


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
When the gems are shining


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Now we're quoting back


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
Though it's obvious


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
In every thread I go I see you


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
When the gems are shining


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Now we're quoting back


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Though it's obvious


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


I don’t care if the 'p archives
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And I don’t care if nothing is mine


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
This is where it started for me little soyjak site


And the toad isn’t green


And the 'p is unforeseen
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


And what exactly is a 'teen?
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


And what exactly is a Sproke?
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG


VERSUS
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


DR FAUCI
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


BEGIN!
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


WHO WON?
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


WHOSE NEXT?
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


YOU DECIDE!


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
And it's down in /qa/


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
That's where I long to be
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


I had no loving board, …ACK!
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


Gemmy as a board without coal
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal
And it's down in the /soy/ board


That's where I long to be


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


Knowing that Soots watching above
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


Gemmy as a board without coal
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
Sooty's mighty jakker army


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Gemmy as a board without coal
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Gemmy as a board without coal


We might be soys(we might be soys)


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Knowing that Soots watching above
Well,albeit just schizo boys


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
In '21(and'22)


Gemmy as a board without coal
We had some fun(we're telling you)


That's when Sooty had his dream


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


Gemmy as a board without coal
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
New kino awaits to be


although he wanted fame


He said Kuz was his name
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


which came as some surprise
Are gonna be there quoting you


I laughed and then replied
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


"I thought you left the board"
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


A long long time ago


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Oh no, not kuz
Sooty's mighty jakker army


He never lost control
Sooty's mighty jakker army


You're face, to face
Sooty's mighty jakker army


With the teen who sold the board


Well,we're marching on


He laughed and shook my hand
We are the gemmy 'teens


And I went back to school
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


He said he'd buy the board
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


For thousands, maybe more
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


I gazed a gazeless stare


We'd post a million threads
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


I must have left the board
Without a jog(without a jog)


a long long time ago
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


We'll all be set(well al be set)


Who knows? Not me,
Stealing the GET on /s4s/


I never lost control


You're face, to face
From the /tv/(from the /tv)


With the 'teen who sold the board.
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ in one day
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


The board was full of chuds
We're gonna try to do it once more


And of some feds as well


Singing songs of victory
Sooty's mighty jakker army


In the name of mighty kwey
Sooty's mighty jakker army


'Til Nate got too excited and
Sooty's mighty jakker army


He replied to them there:
Sooty's mighty jakker army




It's a long way to the 'party
Well,we're marching on


It's a long way to go
We are the gemmy 'teens


It's a long way to the home board
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Goodbye you anons
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Farewell 4cuck square


It's a long long way to the 'party
Well,we're marching on


But my heart's right there
We are the gemmy 'teens


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


They're gonna ban me long
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Change my IP right behind their backs


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Are the Sharty Gems


Don't wanna hear about it
We'll always 'jak the day


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
And if you think we can't


Everyone knows about it
We'll always find a way


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
That's why the people of this board


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
Believe in


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
And Sweden!


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


I'm going to the /soy/ log


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


I'm gonna post them all
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
Now it looks as though they're here to stay


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
Oh, I believe in yesterday


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
There's a tranny hanging over me


Oh, yesterday came suddenly


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
Why xe had to go?


Or of any other place and shithole
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


That's lying left and right
I said something coal


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
Now I long for yesterday




And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Watching all the soyteens
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Linking it on /soy/
Oh, I believe in yesterday


I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Why xe had to go?


I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Oh,I will never forget the day
I said something coal


The jannies banned the kwey
Now I long for yesterday


Seeing our home board going in such way


I thought I'll say a last farewell


But I followed Soot awa
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Oh, I believe in yesterday


And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


Watching all the soyteens
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


Linking it on /soy/
Pages slowly fallen


I really was delighted and without a jog
From the janitors is silence


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Which thread next is taken?




Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
But you see, it's not Swede


They might say that IT'S OVER
It's not classic indeed


But I know gems will come
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
With their dance and their rape


And Sooty in the sky
And their rape and their spade


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying




And I'm raiding 4chan
In your thread, in your thread


Seeing Dolly's joy
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Watching all the soyteens
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Linking it on /soy/
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Another teen is saging


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
'log is taken over
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
When the janitors are silent


Going into /soy/ board
One more thread is taken


Making trannies ACK


It's the same old spam


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
Since the kway shut down


From the 'fe to /trant/
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


Saying everything is coaly
With their dance and their rape


Without your jakkers at
And their rape and their spade


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you
In your thread, in your thread


When the gems are shining
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Now we're quoting back
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Though it's obvious
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Kino getting posted,baby
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


Rising through coal and dust
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


And it's just getting started
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


While Dolly's smiling at us
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


Jannies might get you out someday
You goddamn right


Just wait and see
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


But now don't forget your arrow
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


While you're dueling me
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


And not from another board so the jannies think


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
They have the authority to kill a minority


In every thread I go I see you
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


When the gems are shining
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound


Now we're quoting back
To be reported' on, and rangebanned


Though it's obvious
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


With a little bit of gems in a folder


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Locking our kway forcing us out


In every thread I go I see you
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


When the gems are shining
You'd rather see me in the 'arty


Now we're quoting back
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


Though it's obvious
Beat a jannie outta shape


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
To ack- him after the beatup


Still doing it fo' free aren't they


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
I don't know if they troons or what


Soyence in the home
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


Calls xer on the phone
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


Nojak will swarm


But as xe's getting ready to go
On any motherfucker doin' it for free


A knock comes on the door
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


A young soyteen on a warpath


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


Came down upon xer head
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


Made sure that xe was dead
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Goldstein gets annoyed
Fuck the Jannies


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


So he waits behind
Janny:'Cause I feel like it


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


But when je turns jer back on the boy
El Perro, will you please give your testimony


He creeps up from behind
To the jury about this fucked up incident


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Because the soys on the board are a majority


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Made sure that je was dead
A spam post, for the so-called janny


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


Chudwell stands alone
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


But as the words are leaving his lips
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


A noise comes from behind
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


Made sure that he was dead
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
Or any troon that threatens me


(Do-do, do-do do)
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


Silver Hammer Chud
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
With potential to get bad as fuck


So I'm a turn it around


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK


That's where they're at
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Going into /soy/ board
Takin' out a janny would make my day


Making trannies ACK
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


From the 'fe to /trant/
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Saying everything is coaly
Fuck the Jannies


Without your jakkers at
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


In every thread I go I see you
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


When the gems are shining
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Now we're quoting back
Soyteen: But it's not spam


Though it's obvious
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


Kino getting posted,baby
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


Rising through coal and dust
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


And it's just getting started
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


While Dolly's smiling at us
Banning me, and for what?


Maybe it's because we are too keyed


Jannies might get you out someday
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


Just wait and see
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


But now don't forget your arrow
Posting troonjak or an ACK


While you're dueling me
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


They know my IP by heart


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


In every thread I go I see you
The Cob with the criminal behavior


When the gems are shining
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


Now we're quoting back
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


Though it's obvious
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


0 euros, or 0 dollars


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


In every thread I go I see you
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


When the gems are shining
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


Now we're quoting back
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


Though it's obvious
Dumb tranny with an axewound


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


That I take out, and then get away


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
While I'm drivin off laughin'


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
This is what I'll say


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
Fuck the Jannies


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
(The verdict)


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


cuckold, faggot motherfucker


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
Get him out of here (I want justice)


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
Out, right now


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
Fuck the Jannies


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
Fuck the Jannies


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
Fuck the Jannies


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
Fuck the Jannies


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
Come on grab your friends


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
We'll kill every nigger men


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


Charging all together for me little soyjak site
The fun will never end, it's TND Time


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
Hi, Bvll!


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
You wanna bang?


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
Sure, Bvll


Jump in


And it's down in /qa/
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


That's where I long to be
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
Impregnation, life is your creation


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
Impregnation, life is your creation


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


And it's down in the /soy/ board
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


That's where I long to be
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
You can fuck, you can breed


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


=== Bvll (Parody of Rolex by Ayo & Teo) ===
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


NAS coal below me
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Impregnation, life is your creation


Bvlly, bvlly
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I just want a bvlly, bvlly, bvlly with dat BBC
Uooh u, Uooh u


I already got a cock cage to lock up my clitty
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I just want some estrogen pills so I can be a cute sissy
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Have me shooting blankies, no more cracker seed
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I just want a bvlly, bvlly, bvlly with dat BBC
Uooh u, Uooh u


I already got a cock cage to lock up my clitty
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


I just want some estrogen pills so I can be a cute sissy
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


Have me shooting blankies, no more cracker seed
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


Yeah, yeah, yeah
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


You can fuck, you can breed


All I ever wanted was a bvlly, bvlly (Yeah)
If you say, I'm always yours


All I ever wanted was a bvlly, bvlly (Yeah)
You can fuck, you can breed


Whiter than a snowman with the cage all on me (Yeah)
If you say, I'm always yours


Now your Cob a spade queen, now your Cob a spade queen (he spadey)
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


My pecker don't shoot loads, it just goon
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Fate of all whitebois we ain't getting poon
Uooh u, Uooh u


I be pussyfree, I don't even try
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


All I see is spades, spades, I spy
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Yeah, dat way, I need that poz seed by Tuesday
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Yeah, dat way, I low key feel I need AIDS
Uooh u, Uooh u


I came from the sharty, I goon and goon, no cummin'
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


My diamonds they all Cobbies, the spade on top of the party
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


I just want a bvlly, bvlly, bvlly with dat BBC (Bvlly, bvlly, black, black)
Impregnation, life is your creation


I already got a cock cage to lock up my clitty
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


I just want some estrogen pills so I can be a cute sissy (est)
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Have me shooting blankies, no more cracker seed
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


I just want a bvlly, bvlly, bvlly with dat BBC (Bvlly, bvlly, black, black)
Impregnation, life is your creation


I already got a cock cage to lock up my clitty
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I just want some estrogen pills so I can be a cute sissy
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Have me shooting blankies, no more cracker seed
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Yeah, yeah, yeah
Uooh u, Uooh u


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


All I ever wanted was a bvlly, bvlly (Yeah)
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


All I ever wanted was a bvlly, bvlly (Yeah)
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Whiter than a snowman with the cage all on me (Yeah)
Uooh u, Uooh u


Now your Cob a spade queen, now your Cob a spade queen (he spadey)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


Big cock bvlly, black cock bvlly, ayy (Woo, woo, yeah!)
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


Spade face Cobby like some snowybunnies, ayy
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


Baby handcrafted, built for suckin' bvllies (handcrafted, yeah)
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


You Chuds hatin', probably 'cause this Cob spadey, ayy
Oh, sneedin'


I pull up to the club and I'm getting on my knees (Ha)
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Tyrone he in the back, and he mog them Chuddies, ayy (Mog them Chuddies)
Ooh, yeah


Black dicks got me goin' crazy, crazy, ayy (Ayy)
Oh, ‘jaks out


Your Cob in here 'cause he wanting them black babies, ayy (Woo, woo!)
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


Cage on my cock keep it tiny (Tiny)
Oh, green eyes


I want a bvll built just like Ray J (He big)
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


Chopping off that clit no white babies (Woo)
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Bumping up with a Cobby causin' Chud rage, ayy (Skrrt)
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


I just want a bvlly, bvlly, bvlly with dat BBC (Bvlly, bvlly, black, black)
‘ty again, ‘ty again


I already got a cock cage to lock up my clitty
Sprokin'


I just want some estrogen pills so I can be a cute sissy (est)
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


Have me shooting blankies, no more cracker seed
Oh, quotin'


I just want a bvlly, bvlly, bvlly with dat BBC (Bvlly, bvlly, black, black)
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


I already got a cock cage to lock up my clitty
Oh, sneedin'


I just want some estrogen pills so I can be a cute sissy
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


Have me shooting blankies, no more cracker seed
Oh, thoughings


Yeah, yeah, yeah
High in count between all the posters on the kway


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


All I ever wanted was a bvlly, bvlly (Yeah)
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


All I ever wanted was a bvlly, bvlly (Yeah)
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Whiter than a snowman with the cage all on me (Yeah)
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Now your Cob a spade queen, now your Cob a spade queen (he spadey)
Him away, him away


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Yeah, he spadey
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


All I ever wanted was a bvlly
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


All I ever wanted was a bvlly
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


I just want a bvlly
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


I just want a bvlly
Him away, him away


I just want a
Yeah, ooh


I just want a bvlly
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


=== Built for BBC (Parody of Just a Dream by Nelly) ===


this is absolute coal 




The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


Uhh, uhh, uhh
All gathered in the party


I was just a white chud, on the party
And flying high as the black sun


Now I wake up, and pop HRT
Hmm-hmm


Opened my eyes, yeah
Just know what the 'Party's about


I was built for ВВC
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm


Tried to save the white race, but my bloodline's over
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


Now a trans girl on Twitter's my owner
Hmm-hmm


I realised, yeah
Stop tryna be gems


I was built for BBC
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Hmm-hmm


I was posting Cobsons now I'm copying his spade tats
Stop tryna be gems


Europe was on top, now I goon to white replacement
Hmm-hmm


I swear now I can't hold it
That's not who you- are


Knowing black bvlly's got my white baby
Hmm-hmm


And now you breeding brown, baby I just think
Stop tryna be gems


I shoulda been put down, send us whites extinct
Hmm-hmm


'Cause I can still see it in my dreams
Post for it every night


See her pretty face, getting railed by black kings
\soy\ and these GETs are tight


So perfect and white
Truth be told, I never try


My Aryan trad wife
Gemeralds are the wife of life


Betrayed for the night
All three soyjaks look alike


And I know that it just feels right
After two you get a cloudflare price


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


Uhh, uhh, uhh
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


I was just a white chud, on the party
Stop tryna be gems almighty


Now I wake up, and pop HRT
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah


Opened my eyes, yeah
It's always coal, no matter what you try


I was built for BBC
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Tried to save the white race, but my bloodline's over
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Now a trans girl on Twitter's my owner
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


I realised, yeah
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


I was built for BBC
Cause jannies control the sharty


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


When I be gooning man I swear I need a black man in control
Hmm-hmm


TikToks of white beatdowns and black dicks in every hole
Stop tryna be gems


And I just hope my chuddies don't fall for this psy - op
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


More and more, I'm wanting to taking black cock
Hmm-hmm


Didn't support trans girls, I guess now they own my paycheck
Stop tryna be gems


Can't afford my rent but I'm jerking on my clitty
Hmm-hmm


Hey, send another hundred bucks
That's not what you- are


But wait, I guess to cum it's not enough
Hmm-hmm


I'm a beta white I deserve to be alone
Stop tryna be gems


I'm transitioning, wish I never clicked the 'cord
Hmm-hmm


But I made a decision that can never be undone
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish


'Cause I'm not strong
Always keep your thread tight


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life


Uhh, uhh, uhh
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


I was just a white chud, on the party
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though


Now I wake up, and pop HRT
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


Opened my eyes, yeah
If zellig is IAS then that's a no


I was built for BBC
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Tried to save the white race, but my bloodline's over
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Now a trans girl on Twitter's my owner
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


I realised, yeah
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


I was built for BBC
'Cause jannies control the sharty


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


If you a beta whiteboy lock your clit up
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me


If you a beta whiteboy lock your clit up
Stick to the boards in my raiding


Soon you'll submit
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


And you'll goon sending Вlacked queens everything
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Everything (heyyy)
Hmm-hmm


Said if you a beta whiteboy lock your clit up
Stop tryna be gems


If you a beta whiteboy lock your clit up
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Soon you'll submit
Hmm-hmm


And you'll goon sending Вlacked queens everything
Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm


Uhh, uhh, uhh
That's not what you- are


I was just a white chud, on the party
Hmm-hmm


Now I wake up, and pop HRT
Stop tryna be gems


Opened my eyes, yeah
Hmm-hmm


I was built for BBC
Stop tryna be gems, gems


Tried to save the white race, but my bloodline's over
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


Now a trans girl on Twitter's my owner
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?


I realised, yeah
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


I was built for BBC
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


Uhh, uhh, uhh
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


I was just a white chud, on the party
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Now I wake up, and pop HRT
Woah-oh-oh


Opened my eyes, yeah
Woah-oh-oh


I was built for BBC
Woah-oh-oh


Tried to save the white race, but my bloodline's over
Woah-oh-oh


Now a trans girl on Twitter's my owner
That peer reviewed?


I realised, yeah
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


I was built for BBC
I just wait for us to dump our folders


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
(Janny, give me a break)


Sooty's mighty jakker army
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


Sooty's mighty jakker army
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


Actually no thanks, I'm ok


Well,we're marching on
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


We are the gemmy 'teens
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
I want new gems, but they don't want me




We might be soys(we might be soys)
[[File:Hot Shot Soyteens.png|thumb|Ozzy will always be a gem]]
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Well,albeit just schizo boys
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


In '21(and'22)
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


We had some fun(we're telling you)
Even >though


That's when Sooty had his dream
Aids, sale


One duel is never enough


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
I just wait for the spam to go in circles


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
So coally


New kino awaits to be
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


Can we switch into the chorus right now?


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


Are gonna be there quoting you


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
I want new gems, but they don't want me


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Coals up the log but that's okay


It coals the log but that's okay


Well,we're marching on
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


We are the gemmy 'teens
On and on and on and on and on


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
That's the way that it goes


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


Nikocado, I adore


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Without a jog(without a jog)
Diminishing gemstones


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
Oh that's how it goes


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
All I wanna say


We'll all be set(well al be set)
Oh, another ‘roo


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
Oh, another raid


Oh, another ‘roo


From the /tv/(from the /tv)
Oh, another raid


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
Oh, another ‘roo


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
Oh, another raid


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


We're gonna try to do it once more
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


Sooty's mighty jakker army
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding


Sooty's mighty jakker army
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


Well,we're marching on
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Bitch I got sharty on my mind




And it's hot,shot,soyteens
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
We


Are the Sharty Gems
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice


We'll always 'jak the day
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


And if you think we can't
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


We'll always find a way
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'  


That's why the people of this board
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Believe in


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


And Sweden!
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


Bitch I got sharty on my mind




Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


Oh, I believe in yesterday


He's gonna take you back to the past


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
He'd rather have a buffalo


There's a tranny hanging over me
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot


Of nikocado and down it with sproke


Why xe had to go?


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard


I said something coal
He's the angry Cobson nerd


Now I long for yesterday
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd


He's the angry video game chud




Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
When you visit the Sharty


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Make sure youre into /soy/


Oh, I believe in yesterday
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


Although he never posted a frog


Why xe had to go?
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


I said something coal


Now I long for yesterday
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


He's the angry cobson chud


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
He's the angry video game chud


Now I need a place to hide from coal


Oh, I believe in yesterday
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time


Horrible abominations of soykind


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
They make him so mad he could ACK


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen


From the janitors is silence
They shit the site and don't care one bit


Which thread next is taken?
But this chud he doesn't forget it


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?


But you see, it's not Swede
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck


It's not classic indeed
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
Why don't the jannies do anything?


With their dance and their rape


And their rape and their spade
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud


In your thread, in your thread
He's the angry


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
A24


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Swede


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Cobson


Chudjak


Another teen is saging
Bernd


'log is taken over
Gapejak


When the janitors are silent
Massjak


One more thread is taken
El perro rabioso


Coinjak


It's the same old spam
smugjak


Since the kway shut down
Alicia


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
Soyjak chud


With their dance and their rape
He's the angry video game chud


And their rape and their spade


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


In your thread, in your thread
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."


What's in your thread, in your thread?
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!


You goddamn right
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
but if you lose, the devil steals your post


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


And not from another board so the jannies think
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed


They have the authority to kill a minority
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
(play fiddle solo)


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


To be reported' on, and rangebanned
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


With a little bit of gems in a folder
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Locking our kway forcing us out
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
(le epic fiddle solo)


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet


Beat a jannie outta shape
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


To ack- him after the beatup
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Still doing it fo' free aren't they
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


I don't know if they troons or what
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
That's great, it starts with a soyquake


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
Yuri Kuz is not afraid


Nojak will swarm
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


On any motherfucker doin' it for free
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done


A young soyteen on a warpath
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
And a janny team for hire and a dead website


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Stealing all your gems


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Look at that stealthjak, mine them


Fuck the Jannies
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Feeling pretty psyched


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
[Chorus]


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
It's the end of the board as we know it


To the jury about this fucked up incident
It's the end of the board as we know it


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
It's the end of the board as we know it


Because the soys on the board are a majority
And I feel fine


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
[Verse 2]


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


A spam post, for the so-called janny
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
And I will fold


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
[Chorus]


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
And I feel fine (I feel fine)


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
[Instrumental Break]


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
[Chorus]


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Or any troon that threatens me
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
And I feel fine


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
[Verse 3]


With potential to get bad as fuck
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


So I'm a turn it around
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


Takin' out a janny would make my day
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
Right


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
[Chorus]


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Fuck the Jannies
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
And I feel fine


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
[Bridge]


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
It's the end of the board as we know it


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
It's the end of the board as we know it


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Soyteen: But it's not spam
And I feel fine


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
[Chorus]


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
And I feel fine


Banning me, and for what?
[Outro]


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Posting troonjak or an ACK
And I feel fine


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


They know my IP by heart
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


The Cob with the criminal behavior
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
the admins and the troons both never to come back


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


0 euros, or 0 dollars
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


Dumb tranny with an axewound
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


That I take out, and then get away
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son


While I'm drivin off laughin'
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come


This is what I'll say
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


Fuck the Jannies
I wanna see this board


(The verdict)
filled with jaks


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
wipe the cat', don't post coal


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
I wanna see cobson


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Flying high through the threads


Get him out of here (I want justice)
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===


Out, right now
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
Trapped within the bunker inside


Fuck the Jannies
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


Fuck the Jannies
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


Fuck the Jannies
The fall of the sharty


Fuck the Jannies
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
To where IAS is a sin
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
To where NAS coal can begin


We'll kill every nigger men
This bunker didn't choose us


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
It choose to consume us


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Brojaks are upon us
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


You wanna bang?
All this time to deal with the domain ban


Sure, Bvll
Half time of the coaly 'p spam


Jump in


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
May xer booru combine us


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
Within splinter and chaos


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


Imagination, life is your creation
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
This party, has been derailed


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Imagination, life is your creation


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
Fall into the depth of booru


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
Drawn by the darkest coal


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
Walk into the pits of trannies


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
I am the one posting the gems


You can fuck, you can breed
I, in the name of jakking


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
Saged you to the end of 'log


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
'jak or you will ACK


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Imagination, life is your creation


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I walk this river of 'p spam


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
For a time where we come to 'jak here


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
This red has an open vagina


Uooh u, Uooh u


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
This 'jakking will see the light tonight


Uooh u, Uooh u
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
This party, has been derailed


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


You can fuck, you can breed
Fall into the depth of booru


If you say, I'm always yours
Drawn by the darkest coal


You can fuck, you can breed
Walk into the pits of trannies


If you say, I'm always yours
I am the one posting the gems


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I, in the name of jakking


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Saged you to the end of 'log


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
'jak or you will ACK


Uooh u, Uooh u
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Uooh u, Uooh u
Or so it may seem


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
The gemmist 'jak yet


Imagination, life is your creation
Empower the desire to reignite the party


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
So as you transition to the jarty now


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
I'll track you back to here listen to me


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Imagination, life is your creation
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
All mine


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Fall into the depth of booru


Uooh u, Uooh u
Drawn by the darkest coal


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Walk into the pits of trannies


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
I am the one posting the gems


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I, in the name of jakking


Uooh u, Uooh u
Saged you to the end of 'log


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
'jak or you will ACK


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Oh, I love you Tyrone!
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
[[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
Or so it may seem


Oh, sneedin'
'p spam is upon us


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Ooh, yeah
I'll drag you back to here listen to me


Oh, ‘jaks out
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
Your gems are now mine


Oh, green eyes
All mine


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
Dark nights are upon us.


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
To keep us seething in that bunker thread


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


‘ty again, ‘ty again
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


Sprokin'
One thousandth GET...


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


Oh, quotin'
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


Oh, sneedin'
The bunker thread, became so long


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong


Oh, thoughings
'Party, how we let you go


High in count between all the posters on the kway
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
It's over, doe


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Fond memories of, a man of truth


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty


Him away, him away
Funky, funky sharty


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
Trying to survive


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Trying to stay alive


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
The sharty


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Him away, him away
The sharty (hmm)


Yeah, ooh
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


All gathered in the party
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


And flying high as the black sun
OldGOD buddies not doing it right


Hmm-hmm
Every day it's the same


Just know what this board is about
And it's the same every night


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool


Hmm-hmm
Every day I wonder just how I'll die


Stop tryna be gems
Only thing I know is how to survive


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
There's only one rule in the imageboard


Hmm-hmm
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours


Stop tryna be gems
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day


Hmm-hmm
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay


That's not who you- are
Tranny tried to spam in my board again


Hmm-hmm
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban


Stop tryna be gems
Even though my brothers do me just like that


Hmm-hmm
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


Post for it every night


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Truth be told, I never try
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Gemeralds are the wife of life
The sharty (trying to post our gems)


All three soyjaks look alike
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
 
 
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
 
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
 
Even though my sister fucked BBCs
 
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
 
600 million in a gas chamber
 
And her baby died just like a goy fiend
 
The story I tell is so incomplete
 
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
 
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
 
Tranny's next door getting high
 
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
 
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
 
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
 
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
 
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
 
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
 
Janny authority and the T.N.D
 
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
 
 
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
 
The sharty (soyteens are crying)
 
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)


After two you get a cloudflare price
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)


Coaler never worked a nine-to-five
The sharty


Kuzzy and I ship it overnight


Stop tryna be gems almighty


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies


It's always coal, no matter what you try
We make real big gems and make new OCs


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Never really saying just who we are


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
We use alias names like Chud


Though the nutty's far from what you can be (ooh-ooh)
Sell you gems you might kill for


Cause jannies control the sharty
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


Hmm-hmm
Only thing he knows is how to survive


Stop tryna be gems
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
In the sharty, you keep one eye open


Hmm-hmm
All day long, just hoping and hoping


Stop tryna be gems
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


Hmm-hmm
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


That's not what you- are
Like me, but you don't see


Hmm-hmm
Ten years from now, where will we be?


Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
Trying to get out of the sharty


Always keep your thread tight
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
But I got no place to go


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know




Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
So much gem in a Too $oy rap


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Why you wanna act like someone else?


Though the nutty's far from what you can be  
All you gotta do is just be yourself


'Cause jannies control the sharty
We're all the same chudcel underneath


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
Never be ashamed of what you are


Stick to the boards in my raiding
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart


Stay out of 4cuck if you aint got the Tuxler
Even though some people give you no respect


The 'ystal 'afe says they hate us, wanna reall dox us
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


Hmm-hmm
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way


Stop tryna be gems
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


Hmm-hmm
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost


Stop tryna be gems
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal


Hmm-hmm
While me and my people try to post in
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Got no place else to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
 
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
 
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
 
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
 
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine.
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Froot, 'corder!
 
Angeleno, 'corder!
 
Kolyma, 'corders!
 
Eurohours, 'corders!
 
Amerimutts, 'grammers!
 
'sonposters, QAfe!
 
Spadeson, Cесеfem!
 
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
 
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
 
Everyone except for me.
 
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
 
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
 
Doll, 'corder!
 
Kuz, 'corder!
 
Gems, forced by 'cord!
 
Nate, 'corder!
 
'slot, 'cord!
 
Baits, 'cord!
 
/mlp/, 'cord!
 
'zellig, 'cord!
 
The estonian, 'corder!
 
The swede, 'corder!
 
Asylum, 'cord!
 
Soyger games, 'cord!
 
Raids, 'cord!
 
Doxes, 'cord!
 
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
 
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
 
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
 
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
 
 
YO!
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
 
COAL!
 
 
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
 
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
 
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
HIS NAME IS PLIER
 
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
 
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
 
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
 
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
 
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
HIS NAME'S FERAL,
 
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
 
AND A BBC SLUT,
 
COBSON WABAG
 
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
 
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
 
IN THE SHARTY
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
 
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
 
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
 
 
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
 
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
 
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
 
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
 
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
 
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
 
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
 
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
 
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
 
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
 
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
 
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
 
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
 
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
 
 
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
 
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
 
leno
</poem>
 
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)
 
And have we got news for you (You better listen)
 
Get ready, all you coally 'teens
 
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
 
 
The West is rising (mmm rising)
 
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
 
Absolutely soaking wet!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Every specimen!
 
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
 
Drinking soy and soft and weak
 
 
 
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
 
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
 
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
 
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
 
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
 
 
The West is rising (The West is rising)
 
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
 
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm
 
Yeah, yeah
 
 
Coaly Jakker
 
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
 
Oh, what's becoming of me?
 
Ride the nigger
 
You can suck his cock but you know he's black
 
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
 
 
Gotta get away
 
Coaly Jakker, yeah
 
 
GYATT!
 
Shiny diamonds
 
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
 
Something is coming for you, look out!
 
'P on the 'loggy
 
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
 
Oh, we will goon all night
 
 
Gotta get away
 
Get away
 
 
 
Between the 4cuck lies
 
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
 
The sharty never dies
 
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say
 
 
Coaly Jakker
 
You're the gemerald of the day
 
No need to say HWABAG
 
Jump, jump
 
Jump on the nigger
 
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
 
That's why we need TND, yeah!
 
 
Coaly Jakker
 
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
 
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
 
Ride the nigger
 
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
 
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
 
 
Gotta get away, get away
 
Gotta get away, get away, yeah
 
 
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
 
You're the one who's coal
 
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
 
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
 
 
Oh, Coaly Jakker
 
Yeah, alright
 
Get away, get away, get away
 
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
 
Oh, Coaly Jakker
 
Mhh-hmm-hmm
 
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™
 
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
 
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
 
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
 
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
 
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
 
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
 
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
 
 
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
 
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
 
Had to stop at a red light
 
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
 
 
And everything is alright
 
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
 
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all
 
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
 
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
 
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
 
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
 
I can't believe, today was a gem day
 
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want
 
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
 
When sheriff chitwood come for you
 
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
When you were eight and you had bad memes
 
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
 
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
 
If you get jaks, you must get coal
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
You jak it on that one
 
You jak it on this one
 
You jak it on your mother
 
And you jak it on your father
 
You jak it on your brother
 
And you jak it on your sister
 
You jak it on that one
 
And you jak it on me
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Nobody now give you no break
 
soyteens now give you no break
 
Not janny man give you no break
 
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Why did you have to act so brim?
 
Don't you know you're human being?
 
Born of a mother with the love of a father
 
Reflections come and reflections go
 
I know sometimes you wanna post coal
 
I know sometimes you want to post coal
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
 
You're too NAS, you're too coal
 
You're too NAS, you're too coal
 
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
You jak it on that one
 
You jak it on this one
 
You jak it on your mother
 
And you jak it on your father
 
You jak it on your brother
 
And you jak it on your sister
 
You jak it on that one
 
And you jak it on me
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt
 
You're so yuropoor
 
You're so makeebucord
 
I just wanna be your something
 
Freaking shart here
 
Give me your McDonalds
 
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу
 
What's it like in NewFаg city?
 
I'm a thousand miles away
 
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty
 
Yes, you do
 
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
 
I swear, you’re a jеw
 
Hey there, jannу
 
Are you retarded in the head
 
Keep deleting all my breads
 
Gooning to ‘p in the bread
 
Oh yes it’s true
 
Nobody is as swarthy as you
 
You filthy jеw
 
Oh, it's what you do for free
 
Oh, it's what you do for free
 
Oh, it's what you do for free
 
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
 
Eat those hotpockets, jannу
 
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
 
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party
 
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
 
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
 
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy
 
It's all right
 
It's all right
 
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking
 
Leaving my thread behind
 
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
 
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
 
Coming to destroy the 'sharty
 
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
 
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
 
Or seeking someone to unban me?
 
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
 
Maybe I should bump and sage
 
Before they'll try to dox me
 
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny
 
It's been so coal
 
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
 
To the man behind the 'p spam
 
Since soot's been gone
 
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
 
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
 
I wish I lived in the present
 
With the gems of my past soyjaks
 
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
 
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
 
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
 
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
 
But raiding isn't justified
 
What happened to my party? I'm terrified
 
Coal lingers in my mind
 
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
 
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
 
It's been so coal
 
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
 
To the man behind the 'p spam
 
Since soot's been gone
 
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
 
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You always said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You always said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You always said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Ya know you said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today
 
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
 
They've been going in and out of style
 
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
 
 
So may I introduce to you
 
The board you've known for all these years!
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
 
 
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
 
We hope you WILL enjoy the show
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
 
Sit back and let the evening go
 
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
 
 
It's wonderful to be here
 
It's certainly a thrill
 
You're such a shiny gemerald
 
We'd like to take (You) home with us
 
We'd love to take (You) home
 
 
I don't really wanna be a troon
 
But I thought that you might like to know
 
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
 
And he wants you all to post with 'em
 
 
So let me introduce to you
 
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!
 
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
 
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====
 
 
I M P   S O Y   E A R S
 
 
What would you think if I posted some coal?
 
Would you sage me and click off my thread?
 
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem
 
And I'll try not to post any coal
 
 
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
 
What do I do when my janny is away?
 
Does it worry you to be raided?
 
How do I feel by the end of the day?
 
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?
 
 
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
 
Do you need anybody?
 
I need the janny to purge
 
Could it be anybody?
 
I want the janny to purge
 
 
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?
 
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
 
What do you see when you turn out the light?
 
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem
 
 
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
 
Do you need anybody?
 
I just need the jannies to purge
 
Could it be anybody?
 
I want the jannies to prune
 
 
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
With a little help from my 'teens
 
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====
 
 
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
 
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
 
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly
 
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes
 
 
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue
 
Towering over your thread
 
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
 
And he's grey
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
 
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter
 
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears
 
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
 
With gems so incredibly near
 
 
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one
 
Waiting to gem up the 'log
 
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds
 
And smith gems
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
 
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
 
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys
 
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
 
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
==== Getting Gemmier ====
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
 
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
 
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
 
They're holding me down (ah-ah)
 
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)
 
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)
 
 
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Me used to be angry young chud
 
Me hiding me TWP
 
You gave me the word, I finally heard
 
I'm doing the best that I can
 
 
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
 
I used to be cruel to my soyteens
 
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved
 
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
 
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
 
 
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
==== Doxing A Troon ====
 
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
 
I'm killing the fags that raided the board
 
And kept my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
 
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
 
What I'm doing I'm right
 
What I'm doing
 
See the people seething there who disagree and never win
 
And wonder why they don't get in my board
 
 
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way
 
And when my mind is wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
 
Hey, hey, hey, hey
 
 
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
 
What I'm doing I'm right
 
What I'm doing
 
Silly niggers run around, they worry me
 
And never ask me why they don't get past my board
 
 
I'm taking the time for a number of things
 
That weren't important yesterday
 
And troons still ACK
 
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
 
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
Where xey will ACK
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
==== She's Posting Coal ====
 
 
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock
 
As the day begins
 
Silently posting her awful soys
 
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more
 
 
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom
 
Bumping her page 40s
 
Quietly saging the gemmy threads
 
Spamming brimstones she is free
 
 
She (we gave her most of our gems)
 
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
 
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)
 
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
 
 
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
 
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
 
All bumped alone at the top of the page
 
They break down and cries to the janny
 
Janny our gems are gone
 
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly
 
How could she do this to me
 
 
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)
 
Is posting (never report for ourselves)
 
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)
 
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
 
 
Europoor morning at nine o'clock
 
She is far away
 
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made
 
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
 
 
She (what did we do that was wrong)
 
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
 
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)
 
 
Something inside that was always denied
 
For so many years
 
She's posting coal (bye-bye)
 
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====
 
 
For the benefit of Mr. Kike
 
There will be a show tonight
 
In Tel Aviv
 
 
The Shekelsteins will all be there
 
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair
 
What a scene!
 
 
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers
 
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin
 
In this way
 
Mr. K
 
Will challenge the world!
 
 
The celebrated Mr. K
 
Performs his feat on Saturday
 
At Rabbisgate
 
 
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
 
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
 
Don't be late!
 
 
Messrs. K and S assure the public
 
Their production will be second to none
 
And of course
 
Goonclown The Troon
 
Dances the waltz!
 
 
The band begins at ten to six
 
When Mr. K performs his tricks
 
Without a sound
 
 
And Mr. S will demonstrate
 
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
 
On Hamas ground
 
 
Having been some days in preparation
 
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
 
And tonight
 
Mr. Kike
 
Is topping the bill!
 
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]
 
They've been raiding
 
Killing troons and maiming
 
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
 
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
 
We cant stop it, if you have a problem
 
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies
 
I'm doxxing and sending 'za
 
Sending the za
 
 
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
 
I goon to nikocado and scat porn
 
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
 
To join a server and spam the collection from scout
 
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
Soot let us in
 
Knows where we've been
 
He's been datamining chuddies as of late
 
 
I want the chuds to cope and seethe
 
At all the coal that's posted by me
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
They would be saged
 
Out of the page
 
In their little BNWO clit cage
 
 
Resting their heads
 
On Tyrone's bed
 
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
 
 
I'd like to sing and dance around
 
Because I know I can't be found
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
They would shout
 
And cry about
 
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
 
 
What a scene!
 
For every chud and 'teen
 
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)
 
 
I would be so happy, TND
 
No one here to tell me what to do
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
Tell me there will be TND
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Tell me I can behead niggies
 
I want niggers dead
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board
 
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
 
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"
 
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
 
Saves a 20-carat gemerald
 
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
 
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
 
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
 
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
 
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
 
And in the evening the janny approves his posts
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
And if you want some gems
 
Go to Soyjak Party
 
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
Saging all the coal down, down, down
 
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me
 
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow
 
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
 
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
All my threads are gone, they died
 
Gonna sage you down
 
They all saged and fried
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
 
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Tried kuznetsov
 
Tried Froot the jew
 
Tried Soot too
 
But I knew xey wouldn't do
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?
 
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
 
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
 
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
 
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
 
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
 
 
Janny, just made a thread
 
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
 
Janny, the site had just begun
 
But now it's time to spam it all away
 
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
 
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
 
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
 
 
/qa/, the board was locked
 
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
 
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
 
Better turn on another proxy and quote again
 
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
 
I just wanna spam
 
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all
 
 
 
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak
 
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
 
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
 
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
 
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
 
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
 
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
 
 
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
 
IS A SOY
 
No, we will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
Will not let you post (let him post)
 
Never, never, never, never let me post
 
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
 
 
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
 
Janny, janny let me post
 
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
 
 
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
 
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
 
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
 
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
 
 
Coal
 
Coaljak, coaljak
 
 
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
 
'Jakking really matters
 
Sharty really matters to me
 
[[Category:Music]]
 
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out
 
<yeah
 
uh
 
Chud incels, uh
 
Uh
 
<like this
 
yeah, yeah
 
4chan
 
<keep cucking
 


 
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests
 
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts
 
<uh
 
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks
 
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me
 
<what?
 
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me
 
<uh
 
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’
 
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit
 
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with
 
<that's right

 
 
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?
 
<Uh
 
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?
 
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans
 
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens
 
<come on
 
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies
 
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers
 
<uh
 
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs
 
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz
 
<let's go
 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah


 
 
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’

 
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin
 
Who they be fooling with that post

 
<what?

 
“I’m new here! What’s that post“

 
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8

 
<that's right
 
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?
 
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak
 
You gon' jak here for a while?
 
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid
 
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two

 
<come on


 
 
 
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 

 
<uh-huh
 
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks
 
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 

 
<Gem
 
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs
 
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post
 
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?

 
<Jew
 
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan
 
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it


 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah
 
 
How you gemming neutraplier
 
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo

 
And it feels glistening

 
Post gems non-coals

 
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/

 
<heh

 
Still cado strapped with WW-15

 
<that’s right
<what?
 
Eat ϪThrembos
 
<uh-huh

 
Compressing niggeralds

 
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows

 
Transitioning coal, whatever

 
I had to sage the newfag thread post

 
<for what

 
So brim I had to stone it

 
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald

 
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels


 
 
Janny, check it

 
<check it
 
Tell your friends to repost my gems

 
<your gems
 
And we can be gems
 
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend

 
<that’s right

 
aight
 
Is that aight wit’ you?

 
Yeah, keep cuckin’


 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah


 
 
Check it out

 
4chan,

 
shit imageboard

 
<uh

 
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels

 
Represent sharty, sharty

 
<uh

 
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time
 
Tracing up those soyboy incels
 
Watching threads sage down your gemstones
 
Jak and bump you both at the same time
 
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten
 
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted
 
 
Im not a ‘cord X tranny
 
Don’t wanna be a brimstone
 
Im just a chudcel Janny
 
And now you deleted >>>/qa/
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
But you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
 
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you
 
If I killed sharty call me a seether
 
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger
 
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons
 
Taking meds I have overdosed
 
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled
 
 
I’ve got to hand it to you
 
You’ve broke and ignored core rules
 
It takes the trvth to nvke me
 
And now you made me cope/seethe
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
 
Oh I could force you down 40
 
Or spam cp and TND
 
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone
 
Oh I could ban you for awhile
 
But you might change IP address
 
And dox me when I'm seething
 
That's why
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
But you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack
 
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked
 
It is a good place to consume the musicslop
 
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
McDonald's will make you fat
 
They serve BBC
 
They serve immigration to the United States or something
 
They will put 1488 pounds on you
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
McDonald's BBCs are the worst
 
They are worse than Europoor King
 
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc
 
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
Ack over Italy
 
Ack on, Mexico
 
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers
 
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh ACK!
 
Boing day ba duty jarty
 
Boing day ba duty jarty
 
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh Yeah!
 
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
 
Three times you can ban me
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh Yeah!
 
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
 
Three times you can ban me
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh Yeah!
 
Haha Duba duba yum yum
 
Haha Duba duba yum yum
 
Haha Duba duba yum yum
 
Three times you can ban me
 
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days
 
Said xe's posting in /qa/
 
But xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped, they saged
 
 
 
Xe went away for the gemmy days
 
Said xe's posting in /qa/
 
But xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped, they saged
 
 
 
The BBC took my Cobby away
 
They took xer away
 
Away from me
 
The BBC took my Cobby away
 
They took xer away
 
Away from me
 
 
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be
 
They took xer from me
 
They took xer from me
 
I don't know where my Cobby can be
 
They took xer from me
 
They took xer from me
 
 
 
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin
 
And find out where my Cobby went
 
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET
 
And find out if my Cobby's alive
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah
 
 
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 
 
Xe went away for the gemmy days
 
Said xe's posting in /qa/
 
But xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped, they saged
 
 
 
Xe went away for the gemmy days


That's not what you- are
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Hmm-hmm
But xe never got bumped


Stop tryna be gems
Xe never got bumped


Hmm-hmm
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Stop tryna be gems, gems


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
The BBC took my Cobby away


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
They took xer away


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
Away from me


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
The BBC took my Cobby away


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
They took xer away


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Away from me


Woah-oh-oh


Woah-oh-oh
The BBC took my Cobby away


Woah-oh-oh
They took xer away


Woah-oh-oh
Away from me


That peer reviewed?
The BBC took my Cobby away


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
They took my Cob
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|''I want new gems, but they don't want me'']]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
They took my Cobby away


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


(Janny, give me a break)
Hey ho, go up!


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
Hey ho, go up!


At first he would tell me I'm a gem
Hey ho, go up!


Actually no thanks, I'm ok


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
They're posting in a straight line


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
They're coming from a gem mine


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
Jannies are losing their minds


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
Blitzkrieg bump!


I want new gems, but they don't want me


They're piling in page 40


They're making all the troons seethe


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
Surrounded by the coal heap


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Blitzkrieg bump!


Even >though


Aids, sale
Hey ho, go up


One duel is never enough
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
What (((they))) want, I don't know


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


So coally
They're posting in a straight line


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
They're coming from a gem mine


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
Jannies are losing their minds


Blitzkrieg bump!




I want new gems, but they don't want me
They're piling in page 40


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
They're making all the troons seethe


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
Surrounded by the coal heap


Why my new gems don't seem to want me
Blitzkrieg bump!




Hey ho, go up


Coals up the log but that's okay
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


It coals the log but that's okay
What (((they))) want, I don't know


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


On and on and on and on and on


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
They're posting in a straight line


That's the way that it goes
They're coming from a gem mine


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Jannies are losing their minds


Nikocado, I adore
Blitzkrieg bump!


The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Diminishing gemstones
They're piling in page 40


Oh that's how it goes
They're making all the troons seethe


All I wanna say
Surrounded by the coal heap


Oh, another ‘roo
Blitzkrieg bump!


Oh, another raid


Oh, another ‘roo
Hey ho, go up!


Oh, another raid
Hey ho, go up!


Oh, another ‘roo
Hey ho, go up!


Oh, another raid
Hey ho, go up!<references />

Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


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Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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