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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
== Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
[[File:Meds.jpg|thumb|"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"]]
It's time for Trannymaniacs
I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead


They're disgusting to the max
Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts


Autogynephiliacs
Some furfag making drama


They wear skirts instead of slacks
Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said


They're Trannymaniacs
Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide


Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Adam's apple
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Wide clavicle
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Futa connoisseur
And there's not a gem in sight


They are the Trannymaniacs
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


There's an axe-wound in their pants
Soot told them not to blow it


They just can't accept the facts
All they could do was cry


They're looney to the max
He told me


They're Trannymaniacs
Let the niggers browse it


They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Let Twitter shit in it


Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
Let all the soyteens mock it


They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite


Then they pop out
Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?


And whip it out
Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?


And swing it all around
Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed


They are the Trannymaniacs
Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out


They think they're cute but make me yak
They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


No they can't transition back


But they're calling you the quack
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


They're trannymany
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Totally insaney
And there's not a gem in sight


Fucked up in the brainy
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Trannymaniacs
Soot told them not to blow it


Those are the facts
All they could do was cry


He told me


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Let the niggers browse it


[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]
Let Twitter shit in it


== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
Let all the soyteens mock it
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba
Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Just furries, frogs, and pedos


I think about /qa/
And there's not a gem in sight


I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Soot told them not to blow it


Still I did what I had to do
All they could do was cry


‘Cause I just knew
He told me


Let the niggers browse it


Summer Friday night
Let Twitter shit in it


We’d log into /tv/
Let all the soyteens mock it


Right as the mods called it a night


An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


It called me on to post some jaks
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


As well as feed & seed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


With only some image macros
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They all called me a schizo
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


But it didn’t matter though
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They’ll have to see
== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
It's time for Trannymaniacs


They're disgusting to the max


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
Autogynephiliacs


That’s where we will both soyduel
They wear skirts instead of slacks


You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
They're Trannymaniacs


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"


Post some jaks
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"


I’m getting jannies mad
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Having them work overtime
Adam's apple


Wide clavicle


And when they strike me down
Futa connoisseur


I’ll know that I have won
They are the Trannymaniacs


I’ll just evade the ban
There's an axe-wound in their pants


And it’s another day of soy
They just can't accept the facts


They're looney to the max


I see ‘em ev’ry day
They're Trannymaniacs


The complaints of 4chuds
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found


Who never cease to call me gay
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground


All that coal they post
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around


And not a Cobson in sight
Then they pop out


They say that my board /qa/ has lost
And whip it out


So I soyquote with might
And swing it all around


They are the Trannymaniacs


And even when the moral’s low
They think they're cute but make me yak


Or I’m not sure what to do though
No they can't transition back


The gemmies and my party bros
But they're calling you the quack


Are all I need
They're trannymany


Totally insaney


And someday as I post a gem
Fucked up in the brainy


A newchud will take the helm
Trannymaniacs


Those are the facts


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


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Post some jaks
[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]


Getting them jannies mad
== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Having them work overtime
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba


And when they strike you down


You’ll know that you have won
I think about /qa/


You’ll just evade the ban
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away


And it’s another day of soy
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true


Still I did what I had to do


And when they strike you down
‘Cause I just knew


You’ll restart your router


It’s another day of soy
Summer Friday night


It’s another day of soy
We’d log into /tv/


It’s another day of soy
Right as the mods called it a night


It’s another day of soy
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed


Just another day of soy
It called me on to post some jaks


It's another day of soy
As well as feed & seed


Another day has just begun


It's another day of soy
With only some image macros


They all called me a schizo


It's another day of soy
But it didn’t matter though




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They’ll have to see


== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Can I make it any more obvious?
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread


He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
That’s where we will both soyduel


What more can I say
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


He wanted her, she'd never tell


Secretly she wanted him as well
Post some jaks


But all of her friends, turned up their nose
I’m getting jannies mad


They had a problem with his sooty posts
Having them work overtime




He was a 'party boy
And when they strike me down


She said see you later boy
I’ll know that I have won


He wasn't good enough for her
I’ll just evade the ban


She had a hairy face
And it’s another day of soy


And her dick was in the waste


She needed to come down back to earth
I see ‘em ev’ry day


The complaints of 4chuds


Five years from now
Who never cease to call me gay


She sits at home
All that coal they post


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
And not a Cobson in sight


She opens 'party, guess who she sees
They say that my board /qa/ has lost


Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
So I soyquote with might


She calls up her troons


They already know
And even when the moral’s low


And they've all got proxies to see his posts
Or I’m not sure what to do though


She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
The gemmies and my party bros


Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
Are all I need




He was a 'party boy
And someday as I post a gem


She said see you later boy
A newchud will take the helm


He wasn't good enough for her


Now he gets tons of (you)s
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Posting gems from the 'ru


Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Post some jaks


Getting them jannies mad


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Having them work overtime


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== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
And when they strike you down
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
You’ll know that you have won


So while you're here in the 'log
You’ll just evade the ban


Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
And it’s another day of soy


We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young
And when they strike you down


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
You’ll restart your router


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
It’s another day of soy


It’s another day of soy


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
It’s another day of soy


Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
It’s another day of soy


Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Just another day of soy


Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
It's another day of soy


Another day has just begun


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
It's another day of soy


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
It's another day of soy


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


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I see your gem bump to the top of page one
== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Can I make it any more obvious?


So while you're here in the 'log
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
What more can I say


We're getting banned young
He wanted her, she'd never tell


We're getting banned young
Secretly she wanted him as well


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
But all of her friends, turned up their nose


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They had a problem with his sooty posts




Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
He was a 'party boy


Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
She said see you later boy


Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
He wasn't good enough for her


Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
She had a hairy face


And her dick was in the waste


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
She needed to come down back to earth


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
Five years from now


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
She sits at home


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone


I see your gem bump to the top of page one
She opens 'party, guess who she sees


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/


So while you're here in the 'log
She calls up her troons


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They already know


We're getting banned young
And they've all got proxies to see his posts


We're getting banned young
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


He was a 'party boy


We're getting banned young
She said see you later boy


We're getting banned young
He wasn't good enough for her


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Now he gets tons of (you)s


Posting gems from the 'ru


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Does your manly face see what he's worth?


== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
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Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
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I'm a deformed 'jak
== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


OH YEAH
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should


SOOTY SOOT
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


SOOTY SOOT
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


Oh i'm a color 'jak
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


I'm a deformed 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Yes i'm a color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


OH YEAH
We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Three times you can quote me


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


Color color color color, color 'jak
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Color color color color, color 'jak
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


SOOTY SOOT
So while you're here in the 'log


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young
 
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
 
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
 
 
We're getting banned young
 
We're getting banned young
 
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


SOOTY SOOT


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== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a color 'jak


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Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


OH YEAH
Color color color color, color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Oh i'm a color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Yes i'm a color 'jak
SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


I'm a deformed 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
SOOTY SOOT




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SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me


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Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I


We've been sliding the distance
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Aiming for the GET
Three times you can quote me


With a secret ambition


It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
Color color color color, color 'jak


We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
Color color color color, color 'jak


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


I know I've seen it before
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


In the gaze of the hanging troon
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


I'm not afraid anymore!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT


Let's gem those threads!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


And really put our jaks into it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Kuz out, pur-soot it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


What's a better time than now to save the site
SOOTY SOOT


Don't sproke, let loose


And make sure that your soul is in it
Oh i'm a color 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


(You) and I
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Breaking free of our cobsons
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We defy


The cleanup of the system
Oh i'm a color 'jak


David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
Yes i'm a color 'jak


A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


Let's gem those threads!
Yes i'm a color 'jak


And really put our jaks into it
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Kuz out, pur-soot it


What's a better time than now to save the site
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Don't sproke, let loose
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


And make sure that your soul is in it
I'm a deformed 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We're losing time!
OH YEAH




(You) and I
SOOTY SOOT


SOOTY SOOT


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
SOOTY SOOT


I know I've seen it before


In the gaze of the hanging troon
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I'm not afraid anymore!
== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I
 
We've been sliding the distance
 
Aiming for the GET
 
With a secret ambition
 
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
 
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
 
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
 
I know I've seen it before
 
In the gaze of the hanging troon
 
I'm not afraid anymore!




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What's a better time than now to save the site  
What's a better time than now to save the site  


Don't sproke, let loose
Don't sproke, let loose
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For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
(You) and I
Breaking free of our cobsons
We defy
The cleanup of the system
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!




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(You) and I


== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


Where our fresh oc is waited for,
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
I know I've seen it before


Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
In the gaze of the hanging troon


Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
I'm not afraid anymore!


The template unjakked when it was the right time.


Let's gem those threads!


My 'jak variant is on the post,
And really put our jaks into it


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
What's a better time than now to save the site


Soyin' now, soyin'


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
Don't sproke, let loose


I won't post in this field of sneed,
And make sure that your soul is in it


Wish me now to be gemmy,
First post to finish


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
 
 
Let's gem those threads!
 
And really put our jaks into it
 
Kuz out, pur-soot it
 
What's a better time than now to save the site
 
 
Don't sproke, let loose
 
And make sure that your soul is in it
 
First post to finish
 
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
 
We're losing time!
 
 
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== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,
 
Where our fresh oc is waited for,
 
Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
 
Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
 
Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
 
The template unjakked when it was the right time.
 
 
My 'jak variant is on the post,
 
There's my G E T number marked on the post.
 
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
 
Soyin' now, soyin'
 
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
 
I won't post in this field of sneed,
 
Wish me now to be gemmy,
 
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"




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[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
== Can't Take My Soy-ts Off You (Parody of Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli) ==
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


She's too attractive to be true
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


I can't take my soy-ts off you
Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia


You'd be like science to quote
And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria


I'll take you out for a sproke
The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


I'd destroy daisies for you


And dance like a swede too
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You're too attractive to be true
All across the /QA/ nation


Can't take my soy-ts off you
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


Pardon the spark in my eyes
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


My chapped lips and mouth so oversized
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


The sight of you leaves me weak
For it'll top the catty


With that big black cock on your cheek


Your locks of silvery hair
Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.


And that nordic stare
I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda


You're too attractive to be true
Now teens do the politicoal threads


Can't take my soy-ts off you
And Jak along to the age of real feds


I trans heart nigger


And all the broken bucks
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


I trans heart Hebrews
All across the /QA/ nation


Keffals and Toby Fox
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


I trans heart 'Zellig
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


Trust the plan when I say
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


I trans heart Cobson
For it'll top the catty


And all his BBCs


I trans heart children
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


Like Peter Scully
One sharty controlled by the Temujin


I trans heart nigger, nigger
Soybooru age of the NewGOD


Trans heart nigger
It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


You're just too gem to be coal


You're the Smash Bros to my console
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You are my ridge to defend
All across the /QA/ nation


My BBC queen to the end
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


At long last you are my bride
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


This must be the good timeline
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


To my wife Chino this goes to
For it'll top the catty


Can't take my soy-ts off you


I trans heart Discord and the tranny brigade
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


I trans heart Twitter and all the coal they've made
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


I trans hate ponies
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain


Trust the plan when I say
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war


I trans heart Fauci
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door


Vaccines up in my veins
TRANNIES ATTACK


Trans heart Zelenskyy
MAKE THEM GO ACK


With 'Cado in Ukraine
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


I trans heart nigger, nigger
RAID OR BE FAILED


Trans heart nigger
Facing, awaiting


A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


[https://booru.soy/post/view/32434 Listen on the Booru]
There's no surrender
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift


And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick


The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems


As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
TRANNIES ATTACK


All across the /QA/ nation
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
RAID OR BE FAILED


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
Facing, awaiting


For it'll top the catty
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


There's no surrender


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda
2024, when a few chuds held the line


Now teens do the politicoal threads
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


And Jak along to the age of real feds
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!


Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
TRANNIES ATTACK


All across the /QA/ nation
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
RAID OR BE FAILED


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
Facing, awaiting


For it'll top the catty
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


There's no surrender


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


One sharty controlled by the Temujin
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


Soybooru age of the NewGOD
There's no surrender


It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
It's just one of those slaves


All across the /QA/ nation
Where you know you gotta break bucks


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
His attitude sucks


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
He drives and he shucks


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
You don't really know why


For it'll top the catty
But you wanna sodomize


AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE


[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
Want a black contact
 
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
[VERSE 1]
 
It's just one of those slaves
 
Where you know you gotta break bucks
 
His attitude sucks
 
He drives and he shucks
 
You don't really know why
 
But you wanna sodomize
 
AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE
 
Want a black contact


If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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Fight with power and soul
Fight with power and soul
== We'll jakk again ==
well jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day
keep posting through just like (you) always do
till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know well duel again some gemmie day
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know well raid again some gemmie day
keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day




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[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


== Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone ==
We're waiting every night
To finally lurk and invite


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
New trannies to duel with us


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
For many years we've been all alone
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]
''CONTEXT: Written during the [[Great Domain Drop]] event.''


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
We're forced to be still and make
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
The same gems we've known since that day


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
The trannies took our board away


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Now we're stuck here without the kway
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
Please let us gem it up!


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
Please don't cadospam us!


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
We think your variant is brimstone!


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
We're just little chuds


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
Who have no threads left to bump


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
We've been all alone


You baited this long, now stop racebating
Stuck in our little zone


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
Since the year of 2020


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
Join us, be gemmy


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
After all, you've only got


Feds tried to shut us down on .party


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Five Nights at Cobson's


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
Do you think you're gemmy?


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
I just don't get it


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
We're spamming TND


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


Now this looks like a gem for me
Five Nights at Cobson's


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Built for BWC


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
I just don't get it


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Come to the 'sharty


I said this looks like a gem for me
Five Nights at Cobson's


So everybody, just cope and seethe


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
We're really quite surprised


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
We get to see you post another night


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
You should have looked for another chan
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
You should have gone back to 4trans


Fat Hon Real Man
It's like there so much more


Ha ha- Charade you are
Maybe you've posted here before


Wooh!
We remember filenames like yours


You rope acked troon fag
They seem aquainted with our board


Ha ha- Charade you are


And when you kick the stool apart
Please let us gem it up!


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
Please do not lock our board!


With your rope caught your neck skin
We know that you're with DA CORD!


Saying “Keep on swinging”


Red stain asphyxiating
We're just little chuds


What do you hope to find
Who have no threads left to bump


In hell you’re confined?
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


You’re nearly a laugh
We've been all alone


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Stuck in our little zone


Verse 2
Since the year of 2020


Chan mod trans flag
Join us, be gemmy


Ha ha- Charade you are
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


You fucked up janny slag
After all, you've only got


Ha ha- Charade you are


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
Five Nights at Cobson's


You’re nearly a good laugh
Do you think you're gemmy?


Almost worth a quick grin
I just don't get it


You want to catch a GET
We're spamming TND


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


And good fun with a cheese drum
Five Nights at Cobson's


You’re nearly a laugh
Built for BWC


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
I just don't get it


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
Come to the 'sharty


Verse 3


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
Five Nights at Cobson's


Ha ha- Charade you are


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]


Ha ha- Charade you are
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


You’re nearly a real treat
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


All loud mouth and no sneed
I needed pussy 'cause I had none


And do you feel abused?
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


…You
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Gotta ruin kuz tides


And keep it all on the inside
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
Guess my race is gone


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


The jannies they will all sperg out
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And we'll all feel gay
I lost my race and I lost my guns


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Don't forget /qa/
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Guess my race is gone


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
I fought the Jews and uh


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


And we'll all feel gay
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Don't forget /qa/
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


That's when Clean Stable begun,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


When Cobby comes marching home.  
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
We don't need no gem control


When Cobby comes marching home.
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Janny, leave those gems alone


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Hurrah! Hurrah!
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
We don't need no jannication


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
We don't need no gem control


When Cobby comes marching home.
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
Janny, leave our gems alone


When Cobby comes marching home.
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Hurrah! Hurrah!
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


Hurrah! Hurrah!  
{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!}}


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


A god was born anew,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


When Cobby comes marching home.
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground


When Cobby comes marching home.
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner


Cobson is attached
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive


Folder full of 'jaks
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives


Got the VPN to match
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


Spammin' with the party
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


You can call your janny
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away


I been posting gemmies
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


You can't tell me nothin'
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde


You can't tell me nothin'
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack


New IP from Tuxler
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack


Sproke all in my bladder
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER


Running from the CP
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


Saging all the coalers
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen


Janny is a tranny
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine


Roleplay in IRC
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind


Axe wound looking nasty
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find


Doing it all for free
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray


He can't tell me nothin'
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall


He can't tell me nothin'
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
This is the ultimate soyduel


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine


Got no bans, I evade all that
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST


Soylent rain
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW


Soylent rain
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE


The discord says it can't be here again
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry


Soylent rain
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
The last post stood, the rest saw their better


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Lock a board and say that teens are out
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Soylent rain
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


A duel to be had had died yesterday
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Soylent rain
[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]


You look like this and that is what you say
== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems


It's fun to duel and to pretend


Soylent rain
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Soylent rain


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello


Killed off so kikes can have their own way


With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Soylent rain
Here we are now, post that cobby


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


Soylent rain
Here we are now, post that cobby


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Soylent rain
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Seldom posted without getting a ban
Yeah


Soylent rain
Hey


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
Yay




Soylent rain
I'm worse at what I do best


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
And for the 'arty I feel blessed


Soylent rain
Our little /soy/ has always been


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
And always will until the end


Soylent rain


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Hello, hello, hello


Soylent rain


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
And I forget just why I sneed


Soylent rain
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts


Soylent rain
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Same post has a longer ban to evade
Hello, hello, hello


Soylent rain


The mods swear that they don't make that face
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Soylent rain
Here we are now, post that cobby


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


Soylent rain
Here we are now, post that cobby


You had fun but angry men don't care
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Soylent rain


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


But it was used once for something else
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Is a soyjak


Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Soylent rain
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks


Soylent rain
They call soyjak.party


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


And Soot, I know I'm one


Soylent rain


More than trolling, more than making bants
My mother was a 'jakker


Soylent rain
She made a lot of gems


Blank future molded by your own hands
My father was a coalposter


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
Down on the party
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
Now the only thing coalposters need


And blessed be the 'jakkers
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs


We who fight with all our bravery
And the only time they're satisfied


'Til only the righteous stand
Is when they get some (You)s


You see the distant raids


They bellow in the 'log
Oh mother, tell your children


You fight with all your 'jaks
Not to do what Froot has done


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
Tried to sell then shut it down


And when you all get banned
The party of the soyjaks


And cannot carry on


Though you die, the 'party lives on
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder


All the soyMEN:
And Cobsons on the 'ru


You may get banned for a week
I'm going back to the shemmy


By a janny or a troon
Because the sharty's gone


You may be perma'd to death


Or get doxxed or worse
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks


But when they rangeban you
They call soyjak.party


You will not feel the need to run
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
And Soot, I know I'm one


Swaglord:


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]


Because /qa/ has gone awry
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh


Jannies:
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread


Tomorrow night our lives will change
schizos raid it, come on and raid it


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


/qa/cker:
Come and raid this board


Up there there is so much room
Come and raid this board


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Come and raid this board


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
Come and raid this board


And so I will post 'cado soon


/bant/ jakkers:
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


Looks like we might be out of luck
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
if you like raids, yeah


Soyteens:
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags


Why did the jannies start this war?
Delete /lgbt/ board


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


When did this song become a marathon?
Come and raid this board


/qa/cker:
Come and raid this board


(I want to post up there)
Come and raid this board


Swaglord:
Come and raid this board


When Soyteens are dead and gone


They'll be no more Cobson songs
Come and raid this board


Soyteens:
Come and raid this board


They may rangeban your town
Come and raid this board now


And sell your data to jews
Come and raid this board


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Come and raid this board


And you sing your perma'd tune
Come and raid this board now


But that's the way it goes
Come and raid this board


In war you're shat upon
Come and raid this board


Though we die, the sharty lives on
Come and raid this board now


/qa/ckers:
Come and raid this board


(I want to post up there)
Come and raid this board


Swaglord:
Come and raid this board now


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Come and raid this board
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
Come and raid this board


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
Come and raid this board


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Come and raid this board


Ready for the onslaught


Ready for the fight
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Ropes are placed in darkness
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


In the cover of the night


Waiting to be tied u
La la la la la la la la


When the time is right
Come and raid this board


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
La la la la la la la la


Once the raid has started
Come and raid this board


There’s no turning back
La la la la la la la la


The end of /qa/ draws near
Come and raid this board


It’s time has come to an end
La la la la la la la la la


The end of an era is here
Come and raid this board


It’s time to ACK!


[Chorus:]
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
You used to, you used to


One million men at war
Yeah


The Jannies wrath unleashed!


‘Catty of /lgbt/
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Where the heat of battle burned
Late night when you needed 6ems


Suffered heavy losses
Post jaks on your cellphone


And the tide of war was turned
Late night when you needed 6ems


Driving back the Soy army
And I know when IAS


Fighting on four boards
That can only mean one thing


Hunt them out of 4chan
I know when IAS


Out of Jannie land
That can only mean one thing


Range-ban all the proxies


Force /qa/ to retreat
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


Reserves hop on VC
Got a reputation for yourself now


Securing their defeat
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


Jannies of /lgbt/
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


Broke the citadel
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you


Ruins of a board
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


/qa/ rest in heaven
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


The end of /qa/ draws near
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


It's time has come to an end


The end of an era is here
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


It's time to ACK!
Late night when you needed 6ems


[Chorus]
Post jaks on your cellphone


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
Late night when you needed 6ems


For /qa/!
And I know when IAS


Ow L G B T!
That can only mean one thing


Union of trans
I know when IAS


Will of the jannies
That can only mean one thing


Strong in command


Ow L G B T
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


Union of trans
You and me, we just don't jak along


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


The end of /qa/ is here
Going to boards where you don't belong


It's time has come to an end
Ever since I left the sharty, you


The end of an era is here
You got exactly what you asked for


It's time to ACK!
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


[Chorus]
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
Late night when you needed 6ems


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Post jaks on your cellphone


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Late night when you needed 6ems


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
And I know when IAS


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
That can only mean one thing


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
I know when IAS


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
That can only mean one thing


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
These days, all I do is


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
You built for no one else
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
You built for nobody else, no


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Why you never brimstone


I want som BB C
Why you always posting jaks


It is my favorite meat.
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


I like it uncut or shaved
You was in the zone, yeah


And not I am not gay
You should be a gem


I like it cut or unshaved
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


<br>
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
Late night when you needed 6ems


He's just a cuck who like niggers
Post jaks on your cellphone


Now just one second, all right?
Late night when you needed 6ems


I've got something for your appetite.
And I know when IAS


There's so many things that you could eat.
That can only mean one thing


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
I know when IAS


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


<br>
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


So juicy... so tasty...
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
(SPADE GANG!)


How about... a sissy clit?
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


With precum leaking out.
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


NO!
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


I want some black dick, no lie.
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


You owe me a niggerdick creampie


Instead of black dick, try white.
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


Just please end your cuck trite.
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


<br>
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


You know what would go with white pussy?
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


Black dick.
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


Uh-oh
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


Get over here, nigger.
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


Black dick goes good with white pussy


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


And gaze upon the catalog
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Rangebans
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Is all that’s left after the raid


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Troonjaks
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
All my cords, posters top 50 though


[Pre-chorus 1:]
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


I will post– they will hunt me in vain


I will hide – they’ll be searching
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


That’s the Art of Soy!
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


Breaking the will to post among the enemy


Force them to hunt me
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


They will play my game
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


And play by my rules
I flood another page, every thread a hit


I will be hidden but still visible
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


No more will I see rangebanning and pain


They will find me no more
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


I’ll be gone
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


I will have them surrounded
I flood another page, every thread a hit


They will jak without knowing overrun
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit




/a/ tard banned
(SPADE GANG!)


I will jak but never quote
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


That’s the Art of War
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


Broken and lost
Time after time


Tired of ‘jaks
I've done my sentence


They’ll surrender to me
But never broke rules


Caught in my trap
And dusty coals


There’s no way out
I've posted few


Banned never again
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
But I've dueled through


[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



And only he can make it right


So the ‘party’s different tonight
We are the gemstones, soyteens


>We WILL go together in flight
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones


It's Now & Never
We are the gemstones


A gemmy endeavor
No time for unknowns (variants)


Awaits janitorial directives
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


To clean the ‘log


Believe me, darling
I've jakked gaped men


The board was made for ‘jakking
And the sharty calls


Like melting nojaks
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


As tall as the catalog
And variants that goes with it


I thank you all


Un ensemble d'soyteens
But it's been no colors of jaks


La galaxie s'étend
No calm adventure


Jardin de l'imagination
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


Cobber la lacune
And I ain't gonna lose


Roller passé la lune


Comme nous évoluons
And we mean to post on and on and on and on





The party’s thriving
We are the gemstones, soyteens


But really it’s dying
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


A cobson’s confluence of
We are the gemstones


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
We are the gemstones


No time for ‘cord troons


Soot knows you heard “her”
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Staging /muv/'s murder


In line before the board began
We are the gemstones, soyteens


To be where I am
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones


Soulless dust of one emotion
We are the gemstones


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
No time for NAS coals


No division janny removed bait for
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


Free
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


To know
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


We are beyond a 'oal


And lol, the glows arrange to show
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


some gems perfectly clear
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


You look quite gemmy tonight
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


Here among these active sites
Qway!


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
Qway, qway!


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
Qway, qway!


Markiplier's kingdom come
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


No teens left awake
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


Now that the party's on the wake
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


Let's see what we can make
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


Qway!


The board is >thoughly ending
Qway, qway!


A line in any final song


So long so far
'mori log, coal 'log


We will do some posting
coal 'log, coal 'log


At last eternal in the catalog
coal 'log, coal 'log


Above a burning coal
coal 'log, coal 'log


seethe


Bye, Hi


Sigh, Hawaii


We never meant to fart
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


avant-garde, thy art
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


One gem
The west is gonna fall


Higher than iron
So billions must die


Invisible to some
You like like a monkey


Until it's time
You skin makes me cry


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Your leeching off welfare
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
In a libcunt world


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
I wish I was special


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
So fucking special


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
But I'm a chud


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
And I hate niggers


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
Need to get them out of here


=== Of the Swede's great love begotten (Parody of Of the Father's Heart Begotten)  ===
They don't belong here
Of the Swedes’ great love begotten, ere the 'jaks began to be,


He is their maker and sculptor, he the source, the ending he,


Of the 'jaks that are, that have been,
There in my vidya games


And that future years shall see, joyful evermore!
And in my TV shows


I making synthwave edits


To enrich the white soul


At his Word the 'jaks were traced; he commanded; it was done:
I want you to notice


Bright stars and earth and depths of ocean leapt with joy at art's summit
When jews are around


All that grows beneath the shining
So fucking special


Of the moon and burning sun, joyful evermore!
I wish I was special




He is found in our hearts, The source of the greatest meme,
But I'm a chud


That the race of Adam’s children might experience Plato's ideals,
And I hate niggers


May not henceforth be uncultured
Need to get them out of here


In the dreadful gulf below, joyful evermore!
They don't belong here




Toooo- total nigger death


O that birth forever blessed, when the swedes mother, full of love,
Toooo- total nigger death


By the Swedish father conceived, bore the Emperor of /qa/;
Death


And the Babe, /qa/’s Champion,


First revealed His Swedish face, joyful evermore!
I see a mixed race couple


And it ruins my whole day


So fucking special


This is he whom anons in old time posted of with one accord;
I wish I was special


Whom the greentexts of the schizos promised in their faithful word;
But I'm a chud


Now he shines, the long expected,
And I hate niggers


Let the 'party praise its King, joyful evermore!
Need to get them out of here


They don't belong here




O ye heights of /bant/ praise him; /qa/fugees, his praises sing;
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


Trannies, coalers, kneel before him, and extol our Swedish King!
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


Let no tongue on the sharty be silent,
The only NAS I'll ever post


Every voice in concert sing, joyful evermore!
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive


Righteous judge of 'jaks created, righteous King of them posted,
Ongezellig, 2023


On /qa/'s throne exalted none in might with thee may strive;
With just her Mymy at her side


Who at last in vengeance coming
And only days before the bumps


Jannies from thy site shalt drive, joyful evermore!
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Now she's my loving wife and bride


Thee let old men, thee let young men, thee let boys in chorus sing;
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


Matrons, virgins, little maidens, with glad voices answering:
On empty boards around the 'chan


Let their guileless songs re-echo,
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


And the heart its music bring, joyful evermore!
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Okay, bump
On the boards we used to love


Just to love Maya


[Verse 2]
At least enough to keep it on


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
And now she posts on her PC


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
With her old sister going outside


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
Says it was gem to post online


But now she made herself a bride


[Pre-Chorus]
And won't be an incel again


Okay, post to add to spam
The thread looks coaller from afar


Let this one be to get rangebanned
That's right below where archives are


He didn't mean to miss your thread


[Chorus]
With gems and Mymys wed


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


But I thought you knew me truly
Maya just hides and falls apart


Something different than we started with on the '4


Does it even matter to me?
But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love


[Verse 3]
Just to love Maya


I was in the /qa2/
At least enough to keep it on


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


posting stealth jaks on TOR
And here's where your banner shows


[Chorus]
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Upzelligs come in rows


But I thought you knew me truly
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


Something different than we started with in the '4
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


Does it even matter to me?
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


[Post-Chorus]


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


[Refrain]
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


(Join if you wish)
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


Post some Colorjaks?
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
I've just doxed a monster


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


And Colorjaks?
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


[Bridge]
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


[Refrain]
Now this looks like a gem for me


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
So everybody, just cope and seethe


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Why don't post some Colorjaks
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
I said this looks like a gem for me


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
So everybody, just cope and seethe
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
Verse 1


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
Fat Hon Real Man


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
Ha ha- Charade you are


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
Wooh!


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
You rope acked troon fag


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
Ha ha- Charade you are


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
And when you kick the stool apart


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
With your rope caught your neck skin


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
Saying “Keep on swinging”


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
Red stain asphyxiating


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
What do you hope to find


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
In hell you’re confined?


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
You’re nearly a laugh


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Verse 2


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Chan mod trans flag


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Ha ha- Charade you are


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
You fucked up janny slag


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
Ha ha- Charade you are


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
You’re nearly a good laugh


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
Almost worth a quick grin


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
You want to catch a GET


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
And good fun with a cheese drum


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
You’re nearly a laugh


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
Verse 3


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
Ha ha- Charade you are


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
Ha ha- Charade you are


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
You’re nearly a real treat


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
All loud mouth and no sneed


This is the ultimate soyduel
And do you feel abused?


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
…You


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
Gotta ruin kuz tides


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
And keep it all on the inside


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
Hurrah! Hurrah!


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
Hurrah! Hurrah!


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
The jannies they will all sperg out


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
And we'll all feel gay


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
When Cobby comes marching home.


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
Don't forget /qa/


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
When Cobby comes marching home.


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
Hurrah! Hurrah!


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
Hurrah! Hurrah!


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
And we'll all feel gay


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
When Cobby comes marching home.


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
Don't forget /qa/


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
When Cobby comes marching home.


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Hurrah! Hurrah!


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
That's when Clean Stable begun,


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Hurrah! Hurrah!


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


=== Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot) ===
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  


It is so big
When Cobby comes marching home.


He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys?
When Cobby comes marching home.


I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay?
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


I mean, his cock, it's just so big.
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"
Hurrah! Hurrah!


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


You other jakkers can't deny
When Cobby comes marching home.


When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


And a black cock in his face, you post GEM
When Cobby comes marching home.


Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


Deep in the Cob it's tearin'
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Page 1 and I can't stop starin'
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Like in the picture
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


Arcturus tried to warn me
A god was born anew,


But that cobhole makes (me so horny!)
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin
When Cobby comes marching home.


You say you wanna take my whole thing?
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Well, ride me, ride me
When Cobby comes marching home.


And I'll shoot a load, HIV
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


I've seen him dancin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


When they see my black skin
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


He sweat, wet
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I'm tired of cafe teens
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


Sayin' white chodes are the thing
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


Take the average Cobjak and ask him that
Cobson is attached


He gotta pack that black
Folder full of 'jaks


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
Got the VPN to match


Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!)
Spammin' with the party


Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!)
You can call your janny


Rape that horny Cob!
I been posting gemmies


Cobby got blacked!
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Can't no janny tell me nothin'


(Gaping face with a black slut booty)
You can't tell me nothin'


Cobby got blacked!
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


You can't tell me nothin'


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


He likes 'em brown, and big
New IP from Tuxler


And when I'm postin' a thread
Sproke all in my bladder


I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal
Running from the CP


Blacked Cobs all 'round you
Saging all the coalers


I wanna sage you down
Janny is a tranny


And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh
Roleplay in IRC


I ain't postin' 'bout white bois
Axe wound looking nasty


'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys
Doing it all for free


I want 'em real thick and gemmy
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


So find that gemmy Cobby
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble
He can't tell me nothin'


Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


So I'm lookin' at jak videos
He can't tell me nothin'


Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


You can have them pinehos
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


I won't sage or kill ya
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


'Til the break of dawn
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


Page 40 not for long
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


A lot of 'cords won't like this song
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


But I'd rather add a spade
Got no bans, I evade all that


'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


And I'm down to get the blacking on
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!)
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


Then turn around! Stick it out!
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Even 'turus got to shout
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Cobby got blacked!
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


Cobby got blacked!
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


Soylent rain


Tranny porn will die not before the sin


"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
Soylent rain


Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"
The discord says it can't be here again


Soylent rain


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


So your pecker is a whitey


Tryna cope that it's so tiny
Soylent rain


But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey
Lock a board and say that teens are out


That cobbyjakky don't wan't none
Soylent rain


Unless the cock's black, hun
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


You can take viagra and stretch it
Soylent rain


But you'll never get that slut
A duel to be had had died yesterday


Some jakkies wanna play that hard role
Soylent rain


And tell you that your Cob is coal
You look like this and that is what you say


So they sage it, page 3 it


And I pull up quick to reseat it
Soylent rain


So Arc don't want you blacked
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Well I ain't down with that
Soylent rain


'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin'
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
Soylent rain


To the spadeless coal on the catty
Made me post a Sneed the other day


You ain't it, 'cord tranny
Soylent rain


Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Bump 'em up from the bottom


Some tranitor tried to ban
Soylent rain


'Cause I keep reposting my man
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Banned Cob but left the cunny
Soylent rain


Airplane mode, I'm back honey
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


So cobby, if the butt is round
Soylent rain


And you want a triple XL pound
Seldom posted without getting a ban


Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT
Soylent rain


And ride that BBC
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Cobby got blacked!


Soylent rain


Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Cobby got blacked!
Soylent rain


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Soylent rain


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Soylent rain


=== Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits) ===
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


I want my


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


Stays behind as garbage celebrates


Soylent rain


Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it
Same post has a longer ban to evade


You take the full length of the BBC
Soylent rain


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
The mods swear that they don't make that face


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Soylent rain


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
A sad truth on the state of affairs


Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum
Soylent rain


Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole
You had fun but angry men don't care


Maybe get a poz load filling your tum


Soylent rain


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Soylent rain


No white bois inside of me
But it was used once for something else


We got to bend over for bvllies
Soylent rain


We got to take in all of their seed
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Soylent rain


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup


Yeah buddy, look at his flair
Soylent rain


That little cobby got his own black master
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


That little cobby he's a bvllionaire
Soylent rain


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Soylent rain


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


No white bois inside of me
Soylent rain


We got to bend over for bvllies
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


We got to take in all of their seed


Coomer hoover, uh
Soylent rain


More than trolling, more than making bants


Soylent rain


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Blank future molded by your own hands


No white bois inside of me
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


We got to bend over for bvllies
Soot has smiled upon you this day


We got to take in all of their seed
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


Looky here, look out
And blessed be the 'jakkers


We who fight with all our bravery


'Til only the righteous stand


I shoulda learned to take the black cock
You see the distant raids


I shoulda learned to swallow that cum
They bellow in the 'log


Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera
You fight with all your 'jaks


Man, we could have some
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?
And when you all get banned


He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC
And cannot carry on


Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it
Though you die, the 'party lives on


Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
All the soyMEN:


You may get banned for a week


By a janny or a troon


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
You may be perma'd to death


No white bois inside of me
Or get doxxed or worse


We got to bend over for bvllies
But when they rangeban you


We got to take in all of their seed
You will not feel the need to run


For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Swaglord:


Listen here
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Because /qa/ has gone awry


You take the full length of the BBC
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Jannies:


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Tomorrow night our lives will change


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
/qa/cker:


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
Up there there is so much room


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
And so I will post 'cado soon


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
/bant/ jakkers:


Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


And the poz for free
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


What's that?
Looks like we might be out of luck


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Look at that, look at that
Soyteens:


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Why did the jannies start this war?


Sissies
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
When did this song become a marathon?


Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
/qa/cker:


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
(I want to post up there)


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Swaglord:


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
When Soyteens are dead and gone


Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
They'll be no more Cobson songs


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
Soyteens:


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
They may rangeban your town


Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC)
And sell your data to jews


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
And you sing your perma'd tune


That's right work it
But that's the way it goes


In war you're shat upon


Though we die, the sharty lives on


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
/qa/ckers:


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
(I want to post up there)


Swaglord:


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


=== BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs) ===
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


Okay I went down south to find a black man
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


Mississippi to suck some BBC
on /soy/


I love to please, presenting my bussy
Here on my board, I can only receive


I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


Okay, I saw the D, I got ready
on /soy/


It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!)
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-
on /soy/


Here on my board, I know I've started to think


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
on /soy/


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
The 'jakker army march


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


Unh
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Ready for the onslaught


Ready for the fight


BBC and poz seed
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


BBC and poz seed
Ropes are placed in darkness


BBC and poz seed
In the cover of the night


BBC and poz seed
Waiting to be tied u


When the time is right


Imminent invasion, imminent attack


Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy
Once the raid has started


I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy
There’s no turning back


Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
The end of /qa/ draws near


I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it
It’s time has come to an end


Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children
The end of an era is here


Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger
It’s time to ACK!


I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing
[Chorus:]


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!)
One million men at war


Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!)
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
‘Catty of /lgbt/


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
Where the heat of battle burned


Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!)
Suffered heavy losses


I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!)
And the tide of war was turned


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
Driving back the Soy army


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
Fighting on four boards


Hunt them out of 4chan


Out of Jannie land


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Range-ban all the proxies


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Force /qa/ to retreat


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Reserves hop on VC


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Securing their defeat


Unh
Jannies of /lgbt/


Broke the citadel


Ruins of a board


BBC and poz seed
/qa/ rest in heaven


BBC and poz seed
The end of /qa/ draws near


BBC and poz seed
It's time has come to an end


BBC and poz seed
The end of an era is here


It's time to ACK!


[Chorus]


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!  


For /qa/!


Ow L G B T!


BBC and poz seed
Union of trans


BBC and poz seed
Will of the jannies


BBC and poz seed
Strong in command


BBC and poz seed
Ow L G B T


Union of trans


Once more victorious the trans army stands!


(Stop.)
The end of /qa/ is here


It's time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


=== Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live) ===
It's time to ACK!


>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.
[Chorus]


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


>I'm fucking black bvllies
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


>>He's fucking black bvllies
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


>I'm sorry but it's true
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


>I'm fucking black bvllies
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


>>He's fucking black bvllies
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


>I'm not imagining it's you
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


>I'm fucking black bvllies
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


>>On the log, on the 'ru
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


>>On the 4cuck catties too
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


>>In the 'cord, in VC
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


>>Taking in dat BBC
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


>I'm fucking black bvllies
I want som BB C


>>He's fucking black bvllies
It is my favorite meat.


>While you're quoting troons with ACKers
I like it uncut or shaved


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
And not I am not gay


>>He said he's fucking black bvllies
I like it cut or unshaved


>>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


>>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades
<br>


>Yeah it's... it's funny
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


He's just a cuck who like niggers


Now just one second, all right?


>Hey Arc, don't take it bad
I've got something for your appetite.


>Remember all the good times we had
There's so many things that you could eat.


>Like the time we went jakking
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


>And we made a bunch of posts
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


>Then you sharted in the comments
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


>Of posts that we made
<br>


So juicy... so tasty...


He nigger, cum in my mouth!


>GO UP!
How about... a sissy clit?


>>Who's that bumping on my 'log?
With precum leaking out.


>Imfa!
NO!


>>Imfa who?
I want some black dick, no lie.


>I'm fucking black bvllies!
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


>>He's fucking black bvllies!
Instead of black dick, try white.


>Analyse!
Just please end your cuck trite.


>F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


>I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


>I'm fucking black bvllies
<br>


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


>And you know that I ain't lying
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


>>He's fucking black bvllies
You know what would go with white pussy?


>Check the booru by lolkike
Black dick.


It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies
Uh-oh


Get over here, nigger.


Black dick goes good with white pussy


Remember when!
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


>Last week when told you I became Catholic one night
I stand alone


>I was fucking black bvllies
And gaze upon the catalog


Remember when!
Rangebans


>>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord
Is all that’s left after the raid


>>He was definitely fucking black bvllies
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


Remember when!
Troonjaks


>When I told you I was fucking black bvllies
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


>I WAS fucking black bvllies
[Pre-chorus 1:]


I will post– they will hunt me in vain


I will hide – they’ll be searching


>>On the log, on the 'ru
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


>>On the 4cuck catties too
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


>>In the 'cord, in VC
That’s the Art of Soy!


>>Taking in dat BBC
Breaking the will to post among the enemy


Force them to hunt me


They will play my game


>>He's fucking black bvllies
And play by my rules


>He's fucking black bvllies
I will be hidden but still visible


>>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


They will find me no more


I’ll be gone


=== Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia) ===
I will have them surrounded


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
They will jak without knowing overrun


It's Friday night and I won't be long


Gotta do my nails, put my make up on
/a/ tard banned


It's Friday night and I won't be long
I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of War


Broken and lost


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Tired of ‘jaks


I got all I need
They’ll surrender to me


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
Caught in my trap


But I got BBC
There’s no way out


Banned never again


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
For merely dreaming we were coal


(I love black bvlls)
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
And only he can make it right


(I love black bvlls)
So the ‘party’s different tonight


But I don't need no whitey
>We WILL go together in flight


As long as I can take black seed


I don't need no whitey
It's Now & Never


As long as I get HIV
A gemmy endeavor


Awaits janitorial directives


To clean the ‘log


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
Believe me, darling


It's Saturday and I won't be long
The board was made for ‘jakking


Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on
Like melting nojaks


It's Saturday and I won't be long
As tall as the catalog




Un ensemble d'soyteens


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
La galaxie s'étend


I got all I need
Jardin de l'imagination


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
Cobber la lacune


But I got BBC
Roller passé la lune


Comme nous évoluons




Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
The party’s thriving


(I love black bvlls)
But really it’s dying


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
A cobson’s confluence of


(I love black bvlls)
Cheese pizza stealth spammed


But I don't need no whitey


As long as I can take black seed
Soot knows you heard “her”


I don't need no whitey
Staging /muv/'s murder


As long as I get HIV
In line before the board began


To be where I am




(I love black bvlls)
Soulless dust of one emotion


(I love black bvlls)
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


But I don't need no whitey
No division janny removed bait for


As long as I can take black seed
Free


I don't need no whitey


As long as I get HIV
To know


We are beyond a 'oal


And lol, the glows arrange to show


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
some gems perfectly clear


(I love black bvlls)


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
You look quite gemmy tonight


(I love black bvlls)
Here among these active sites


But I don't need no whitey
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


As long as I can take black seed
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


I don't need no whitey
Markiplier's kingdom come


As long as I get HIV
No teens left awake


Now that the party's on the wake


Let's see what we can make


La, la, la, la, la, la, la


(I love black bvlls)
The board is >thoughly ending


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
A line in any final song


(I love black bvlls)
So long so far


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
We will do some posting


(I love black bvlls)
At last eternal in the catalog


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Above a burning coal


(I love black bvlls)


Bye, Hi


Sigh, Hawaii


=== Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear) ===
We never meant to fart


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
avant-garde, thy art


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
One gem


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Higher than iron


I’m a sissy slut
Invisible to some


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Until it's time


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Oh, yeah
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Big black, big big black cocky
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


Breeding, big big black cocky
Okay, bump


Bussy pop


Big black, big big black cocky
[Verse 2]


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Breeding, big big black cocky
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Bussy pop
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)




Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
[Pre-Chorus]


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Okay, post to add to spam


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Let this one be to get rangebanned


I’m a sissy slut


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
[Chorus]


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Oh, yeah
But I thought you knew me truly


Something different than we started with on the '4


Does it even matter to me?


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
[Verse 3]


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
I was in the /qa2/


Three bvlls I can take them
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
posting stealth jaks on TOR


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
[Chorus]


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Three bvlls I can take them
But I thought you knew me truly


Something different than we started with in the '4


Does it even matter to me?


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
[Post-Chorus]


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


Big black, big big black cocky
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


Breeding, big big black cocky


Bussy pop
[Refrain]


Big black, big big black cocky
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Breeding, big big black cocky
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Bussy pop
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


(Join if you wish)


Post some Colorjaks?


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
And Colorjaks?


I’m a sissy slut


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
[Bridge]


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


Oh, yeah
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


I’m a sissy slut
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


Oh, yeah
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


(Something different than we started with in the '4)


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
[Refrain]


I’m a sissy slut
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Oh, yeah
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


Bussy pop
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


Bussy pop
EEEYUCK


Bussy pop
SHYEEAH


Bussy pop
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


IN A FUCKED UP SITE


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


=== Cobby Mars - That's What I Like ===
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


Ayy, ayy, ayy
FUCKED UP CHUDS


I got a bvlly with the black skin
FUCKED UP TROONS


Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'?
FUCKED UP KUZ'S


You and your ass invited
IRC CHATROOM


So go on and get to clappin'
FUCKED UP NAS


So pop it for a bvlly
FUCKED UP COAL


Pop, pop it for me
68 QUOTES IS


Turn around and drop it for a black king
MY ONLY GOAL


Drop, drop it for me"
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy)
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


Wake up with HIV (IV)
YEEEEAH


Cobson tail for black men
THIS RHYME GOES OUT


Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone)
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


I take dick when I want it
ARE YOU READY?


Take, take dick when I want it
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


Said, I take dick when I want it
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


Take my cobhole if you want it now
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


HOLD UP HOLD UP


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
HOLD UP HOLD UP


And I'm gonna give it to you
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


DUBS?


Black skin sweat shining so bright
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


HIV loads all inside
QUADS?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
FUCK


Sex at the gay bar at night
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
COB WON!


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


Ahaahaha!


Ahahahahaha!


I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih)
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Say the word, and we go (Say it)
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


You can be my owner (Brrrt!)
Then put that gem in another gem


King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo
And then just keep going


I will never see a black dick that I can't eat
Until I get a big ass gem


I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


Suckin' sprees in Lagos
You know what I'm gem?


Every man got black skin
Yo!


Take a look in that mirror


Now tell me, who's the darkest?


Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?)
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
Back the bvll out garage


And I'm gonna give it to you
And put the bvll in your Cob


Make your Cob Gangnam Style


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Damn, too many gems


HIV loads all inside
Can't even bump my own threads


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Four diaperjaks on my waist


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Boutta explode through my pants


Sex at the gay bar at night
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


If you say you want a whiteboi
Why don't you come through?


Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly
Before I Goku


Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind)


If you want it, bvll, come and get it


This hole is here for you
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


Poz me up to
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Cob on page 40, back to the top


HIV loads all inside
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


Sex at the gay bar at night
With your bitch posting 'toss too


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
I'm making a line out of gems;


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Call that shit Bejewled!


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


=== Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat) ===
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


Mmm
Why don't you come through?


Yeah I'm tryna
Before I Goku


Yeah I'm tryna
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah I'm tryna




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Swing your cock around, all the girls want you
Why don't you come through?


I'm tiny, can't see my pecker
Before I Goku


2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


On BBC, you know I always drop


First thing a cob did was suck


Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top
I don't even know what /qa/ is


Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop
Ahahahaha!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===




You ain't even use the sharty
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Chudcels tryna stop this hoe
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock


Ass full of cum and I hope I poz
Feral, ah, feral


Whitey get pussy? I know you won't
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


I suck suck suck and they hope I choke


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Janny knows your game, what you're about


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And to me that's falsefag, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Just wait 'til they post more scat


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal
You know it (really, really cob)


Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


I need my black cock, I need my black cum
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


All my spade gems been all my best ones
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


I wear the cage, don't wear no pants
Just to tell you once again


I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass
Who's a gem?


And I do my dance and spread out my ass
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance
Every duel you take


And every post you make


Every coal you save


Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it
Every Cob you sage


I suck it, then I swallow it
I'll be watching you


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
… Every single page


Too big, finna put a gape on it
And every word you say


Said I took it and I rode on it
Every thread on kway


I suck it, then I swallow it
Every time you rage


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
I'll be watching you


Too big, finna put a gape on it
… Oh, can't you see


You belong to me?


How my poor heart aches


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
With every Cob you sage?


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
The onions boy's behind the screen


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
The onions boy's behind the screen


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
The schizotard is in the thread


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
The schizotards are in my thread


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


Rrrr, ah, ah, ah


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
And if the site's imploding many months too short


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board




The new spammer is in this thread


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
The new spammer is in this thread


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
You make the posts


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
You spam your cobs


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
You spam the site until it stops


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
You call me locked


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And colorjakkers keyed


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


=== Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G) ===
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


[Verse 1: Moonson]
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


BBС


Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker
All who you trace, and all that is swede


Suckin' niggers' dicks off
All that you bump, all you down


Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


Chicken wing eating playas
All that's mustard, all that's dust


BBС sissy sluts like cobson
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


All night giving head right
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


Fucking black bvlls every night
And all you sage and all you report


Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


Never lose
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us
And all that was kept and all that was lost


Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck
But the gems are bumped up on the board


Stick it up the butt


Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


Take every porch monkey easily, busily
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing
I was in /qa/ before I met you


My cock nigga
I 'jakked too much


Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it
and that's an issue


But I'm BBC


Gem


[Chorus: Arcturus]
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
But I hope I never goon again


The only worthy cock is a BBС
I know it breaks your Racer


And I just love your sissy ways
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
4 years no janny


Now you looking Frooty


on Angeleno tranny


[Verse 2: Moonson]
And I-I-I can't 'jak


I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind
No I-I-I can't duel


You whitebois can't get in me
So baby bot me closer


All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO
in the back skibidi toilet


Every janny removing gemmies from you and me
That I know you can't afford


Now who's the real dookie
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


All you niggers get in my shit
Pull the gem right off the corner


You niggers I'll ride your dick
from that NAS you just quoted


Spear chuckers mogging my clit
From your roommate back in Ohio


Ooga booga, glory to Africa
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


I don't know why I love blacks
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Oh yeah, it's because they huge
Gemmy the Soyjak


And poz your ass
Was party saving 'mber


Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole
In a color Cob thread


Jannies need to learn they all coal
With a traced nose


I don't give a fuck about your 'log
And two eyes made out of 'tter


Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob


It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to
Gemmy the Soyjak


Fuck a nigger and suck him off too
Is nas coal they say


But was made to glow


As the 'teens know


[Chorus: Arcturus]
How he gemmed the 'log that day


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see


The only worthy cock is a BBС
There must have been tanzanite in


And I just love your sissy ways
That old meta board they loathed


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
For when they locked it up for good


In him the 'log was clothed




[Verse 3: Chud]
Gemmy the Soyjak


Everything you are saying is offensive to me
Shined as a gem sure should


As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p
And the chudcels say


Gemson you need to stop the hate
It was just like /qa/


After all we are the superior race
Glistening as a gem could




Gemmy the Soyjak


[Verse 4: Moonson]
Knew Kolyma was on that day


Fuck off crakkka
So he said: 'jak him


I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours
Right on a whim


Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble
Before it's moved to /nate/


Why don't you go and make white babies


When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya
Straight to MS Paint


With an old mouse in his hand


Drawing here and there


[Chorus: Arcturus]
All in canvas square


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Posting: 'jakking if I can


The only worthy cock is a BBС


And I just love your sissy ways
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Seen by the Turkish jan


And he only stopped his ploy


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


[Outro: Moonson]


This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god
For Gemmy the Soyjak


HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed
Posted dark coal on his way


No evading for him


Saying: No 'sterium


=== Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha) ===
>My ban only lasts a day!


Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy
>My ban only lasts a day!


Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty
>My ban only lasts a day!


Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes


Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Pullin' up to the orgy
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Tryna get a little bit sickly
Maybe get a blister on your thumb




We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Don't stop, bussy pop
Custom chudjak variants


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Tonight, I'ma ride
We gotta make the trannies ack


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


Don't stop, bussy pop


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Tonight, I'ma ride
Custom chudjak variants


Til we see the sunlight
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Black cock in the Cob
We gotta make the trannies ack


But the bvllies don't stop, no
I shoulda learned to draw the soys


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Look at that cobson, he got it


Yelling in the camera, man


He must have some fun


Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS
Onion noises?


And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free




I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Tryna hop on that black junk, junk
Custom chudjak variants


Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out
We gotta make the trannies ack


Or the jannies shut us down, down
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


Jannies shut us down, down
I dunno what I was posting


Jan-jan shut us down
Leaving my jaks behind,


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog




Don't stop, bussy pop
With all this vantablack niggerstone


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Coming to Haunt me forever,


Tonight, I'ma ride
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
Is this spoke I'm drinking,


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Don't stop, bussy pop
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Tonight, I'ma ride


Til we see the sunlight
Its been so long


Black cock in the Cob
Since I've seen my 'son


But the bvllies don't stop, no
lost to this coaler


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Since you've been dust


I've been browsin this stupid site


Bvlly, you bump me up
so I could ponder


You sage me down
the sanity of a jakker


My bussy pounds


Yeah you fuck me
I wish I partied with soot


With my ass up
With the gems of the past qway


You poz me now
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


You got that load


That I just need
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Bvlly, you bump me up
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


You sage me down


My bussy pounds
Kolyma news is killing teens


Yeah you fuck me
But the Party go without him


With my ass up
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


Put your ass up


Put your ass up
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there




Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in
Its been so long


Since I've seen my 'son


lost to this coaler


Don't stop, bussy pop
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Bvlly fill my cobhole up


Tonight, I'ma ride
Since you've been dust


Til we see the sunlight
I've been browsin this stupid site


Black cock in the Cob
so I could ponder


But the bvllies don't stop, no
the sanity of a jakker


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


Don't stop, bussy pop
But then they archived her alive


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Ongezellig, 2023


Tonight, I'ma ride
With just her Mymy at her side


Til we see the sunlight
And only days before the bumps


Black cock in the Cob
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Now she's my loving wife and bride


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man




=== Hot Dog ===
But now we must bump up every 'lig
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
On the boards we used to love


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
Just to love Maya


EEEYUCK
At least enough to keep it on


SHYEEAH


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
And now she posts on her PC


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
With her old sister going outside


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
Says it was gem to post online


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
But now she made herself a bride


FUCKED UP CHUDS
And won't be an incel again


FUCKED UP TROONS
The thread looks coaller from afar


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
That's right below where archives are


IRC CHATROOM
He didn't mean to miss your thread


FUCKED UP NAS
With gems and Mymys wed


FUCKED UP COAL
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


68 QUOTES IS
Maya just hides and falls apart


MY ONLY GOAL


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
But now we must bump up every 'lig


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
On the boards we used to love


YEEEEAH
Just to love Maya


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
At least enough to keep it on


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


ARE YOU READY?
And here's where your banner shows


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
Upzelligs come in rows


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


HOLD UP HOLD UP
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
Staring at Switches with childish joy


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


DUBS?
The gem that started the art of our years


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


QUADS?
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


FUCK
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


COB WON!


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


Ahahahahaha!
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Designed to insult yet taken so well


Then put that gem in another gem
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


And then just keep going
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Until I get a big ass gem
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


You know what I'm gem?
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Yo!
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Raiders claim him as their very own badge


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


I load the 'log, pull up at first page


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Named after distant anonymous types


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
He must be hanging to receive fanfare


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


Back the bvll out garage
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


And put the bvll in your Cob
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Damn, too many gems


Can't even bump my own threads
Told to be ugly, face of a nation


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


Boutta explode through my pants
As if from a god, smiles so impish


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Movie announcement, he's in the front row


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


All because he could not get off his couch


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Cob on page 40, back to the top


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


With your bitch posting 'toss too
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


I'm making a line out of gems;


Call that shit Bejewled!
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===




In a little while from now


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
If I'm not feeling any less bored


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
I promise myself to treat myself


Why don't you come through?
And visit a nearby board


Before I Goku
And clicking on the 'log


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Will scroll on to the top


In an effort to


Get some more (you)'s


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
And be a gemmy jaker


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku
Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


"She" perma'd him


No point in us remaining


I don't even know what /qa/ is
We may as well just go


Ahahahaha!
As I did on my own


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
Banned again, naturally




Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
To think that only yesterday


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
I was gemmy,bright and gay


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


The 'jak i was about to make


Feral, ah, feral
But as if to knock me down


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
The jannies came arround


And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
Cut me into little coalies


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


Janny knows your game, what you're about
Leaving me to doubt


Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
Oh, if he really is a gem


And to me that's falsefag, ah
Why did I get perma'd?!


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
In my hour of need


Just wait 'til they post more scat
I truly am indeed


Banned again, naturally


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


You know it (really, really cob)
It seems to me that


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
there are more span threads in the 'log


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
That can't be gemmied


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
Left unattended


Just to tell you once again


Who's a gem?


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
What do we do?


Every duel you take
What do we do?


And every post you make


Every coal you save


Every Cob you sage
Banned again,naturally


I'll be watching you


… Every single page


And every word you say
Looking back over the years


Every thread on kway
And whatever else that appears


Every time you rage
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


I'll be watching you
Never wishing to hide the tears


… Oh, can't you see
And just at twelve years old


You belong to me?
The teens, Cob bless their soul


How my poor heart aches
Could't understand why the ony site


With every Cob you sage?
They had ever loved had been take


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
Leaving them to spam


The onions boy's behind the screen
With a heart so badly broken


The onions boy's behind the screen
Despite the many gems from me


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
No 'jaks were ever posted


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


The schizotard is in the thread


The schizotards are in my thread
And when they all got wiped


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
I cried and cried all day


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more




And if the site's imploding many months too short
Banned again. naturally


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
Banned again, naturally


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


The new spammer is in this thread
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


The new spammer is in this thread
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


You make the posts
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


You spam your cobs
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


You spam the site until it stops
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


You call me locked
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


And colorjakkers keyed
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
Soot, I never got to say thank you


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


All who you trace, and all that is swede
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


All that you bump, all you down
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


All that's mustard, all that's dust
See the sharty is the finest board quality


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


And all you sage and all you report
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


And all that was kept and all that was lost
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


But the gems are bumped up on the board
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
I can still remember


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
How that soyjaks used to make me smile


Gemmy the Soyjak


Was party saving 'mber
And I knew if I had my chance


In a color Cob thread
That I could make those trannies hang


With a traced nose
And maybe they'd be a man forever


And two eyes made out of 'tter


But November made me shiver


Gemmy the Soyjak
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Is nas coal they say
Bad news on the doorstep


But was made to glow
I couldn't post one more 'jak


As the 'teens know


How he gemmed the 'log that day
I can't remember if I cried


When I read about all the pruned threads


There must have been tanzanite in
But something touched me deep inside


That old meta board they loathed
The day the /qa/ died


For when they locked it up for good


In him the 'log was clothed
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Gemmy the Soyjak
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Shined as a gem sure should
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


And the chudcels say
This will be the gem that save /qa/


It was just like /qa/


Glistening as a gem could
Did you write the Book of Soy?


And do you like baiting Soot above?


Gemmy the Soyjak
If the jannies tell you so


Knew Kolyma was on that day


So he said: 'jak him
Do you believe in soydueling?


Right on a whim
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


Before it's moved to /nate/
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?




Straight to MS Paint
Well I know that you're in love with him


With an old mouse in his hand
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


Drawing here and there
You both kicked off your shoes


All in canvas square
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


Posting: 'jakking if I can


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


Seen by the Turkish jan
But I knew I was out of luck


And he only stopped his ploy
The day the /qa/ died


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


I started singing


For Gemmy the Soyjak
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Posted dark coal on his way
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


No evading for him
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Saying: No 'sterium
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


>My ban only lasts a day!
This will be the gem that save /qa/


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!
Now for two years we've been on our own


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
But that's not how it used to be


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


And a voice that came from KGB


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Oh, and while the King was looking down


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
The Sharty was adjourned


No verdict was returned


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants
And while trannies read a book on Marx


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
The spammers practiced in the park


We gotta make the trannies ack
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


The day the /qa/ died


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
We were singing


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Custom chudjak variants
This will be the gem that save /qa/


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Eight miles high and falling fast


Look at that cobson, he got it


Yelling in the camera, man
They hanged foul on a tree


He must have some fun
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Onion noises?


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
While the jannies played a marching tune


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
We all got up to spam


Oh, but we never got the chance


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
The jannytroons refused to yield


We gotta make the trannies ack
Do you recall what was revealed


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
The day the /qa/ died?


I dunno what I was posting


Leaving my jaks behind,
We started singing


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


With all this vantablack niggerstone
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Coming to Haunt me forever,
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
Oh, and there we were all in one board


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
A generation lost and bored


With no time left to start a raid


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


Its been so long
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Since I've seen my 'son


lost to this coaler
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


To the tranny behind the spade spam
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


No janny born in Hell


Since you've been dust
Could break the spammers’ spell


I've been browsin this stupid site


so I could ponder
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


the sanity of a jakker
To light the circlejerking rite


I saw Cobson GETting with delight


I wish I partied with soot
The day the /qa/ died


With the gems of the past qway


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
He was singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Kolyma news is killing teens
This will be the gem that save /qa/


But the Party go without him


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


And I asked xer to kill xerself now


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
And xe just cried and roped away


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


I went down to the sacred board


Its been so long
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


Since I've seen my 'son
But the message said the post wouldn't go


lost to this coaler


To the tranny behind the spade spam
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


Since you've been dust
But not a word was posted


I've been browsin this stupid site
[Start a New Thread] was all broken


so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker
And the three men I admire most


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
They caught the last train for the coast


But then they archived her alive
The day the /qa/ died


Ongezellig, 2023


With just her Mymy at her side
And they were singing


And only days before the bumps
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Now she's my loving wife and bride
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


On empty boards around the 'chan
This will be the gem that save /qa/
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man




But now we must bump up every 'lig
They were singing


On the boards we used to love
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Just to love Maya
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


At least enough to keep it on
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


And now she posts on her PC
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


With her old sister going outside
Jakking it up so we can win


Says it was gem to post online
Singing songs about the soyland


But now she made herself a bride
I miss the Sharty once again


And won't be an incel again
And I think it's a sin, yes


The thread looks coaller from afar


That's right below where archives are
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


He didn't mean to miss your thread
Well I heard old Josh put her down


With gems and Mymys wed
Well I hope Null will remember


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Maya just hides and falls apart


Sweet board Gemmybama


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Where the gems are so blue


On the boards we used to love
Sweet board Gemmybama


Just to love Maya
Soot, I'm coming home to you


At least enough to keep it on


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


And here's where your banner shows
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
The Great Soyset does not bother me


Upzelligs come in rows
Does your conscience bother you?


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
Tell the truth


And it's so gem to see my wife agree


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
Sweet board Gemmybama


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
Where the gems are so blue


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Sweet board Gemmybama
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Staring at Switches with childish joy


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


The gem that started the art of our years
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
Yeah, yeah


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Kuz's got the answer


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


Designed to insult yet taken so well
I post her, I jak her


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
The sun caught in her orange hair


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
Is blazing me out of all control


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Like coal


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
Black coal


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
This coal is in my posts


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
This burning desire


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
is turning me to NAS




Named after distant anonymous types
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


If in God's plan (mea culpa)


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
Protect me, Kuz


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Don't let her coal my threads and board


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
Ban Ongezellig!


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
And let it sit in qa


As if from a god, smiles so impish
Or else let it be mine and mine alone


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Black coal


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
NAS coal


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Now mymy, its your turn


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Choose me or qa


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Ben mine of you'll be coal!




Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
(Kyrie eleison)


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Kuz have mercy on her


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
(Kyrie eleison)


All because he could not get off his couch
Kuz have mercy on me


(Kyrie eleison)


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
But she will be mine


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
Or she'll be banned


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Pedos smell fear


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
Lucky for you, I got a


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
3 DAY BAN!


Leave it to the mod he's a


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
3 DAY JAN!


Keeping the feds at bay


In a little while from now
3 DAY BAN


If I'm not feeling any less bored
Scare the pedos away


I promise myself to treat myself
3 DAY BAN


And visit a nearby board


And clicking on the 'log
That'll be zero bucks


Will scroll on to the top
>But my catalog's wiped


In an effort to
Shhhhh


Get some more (you)'s  
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


And be a gemmy jaker
But lucky for you you,


I have come with a solution!


It's your lucky day


Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
ZELLIG SPAM


"She" perma'd him
Shill the show for you


No point in us remaining
ZELLIG SPAM


We may as well just go
They'll necrobump threads too


As I did on my own
ZELLIG SPAM


Banned again, naturally
Whole board is orange now


ZELLIG SPAM




To think that only yesterday
Site's saved you're welcome


I was gemmy,bright and gay
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


The 'jak i was about to make
>No!


But as if to knock me down
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


The jannies came arround
>I don't have 2 million dollars


And without so much as a mere -ACK!
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


Cut me into little coalies
>NO!


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


>My investors are gonna kill me


Leaving me to doubt
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
A 'log that slowly kills you


Oh, if he really is a gem
Failraids that won't heal


Why did I get perma'd?!
You look so chuddy, angry


In my hour of need
Bring down /soy/'s government


I truly am indeed
They don't, they don't speak for us


Banned again, naturally
I'll take a quiet board


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries




It seems to me that
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


there are more span threads in the 'log
No 'BC and no coalposting.


That can't be gemmied
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Left unattended
Sooty, sooty




This is my final seethe


What do we do?
My final soyduel with


What do we do?


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


Banned again,naturally
No 'BC and no coalposting, please




Such a gemmy thread


Looking back over the years
And such a gemmy reply


And whatever else that appears


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Never wishing to hide the tears
No 'BC and no coalposting.


And just at twelve years old
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


The teens, Cob bless their soul
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Could't understand why the ony site
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


They had ever loved had been take
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Leaving them to spam
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


With a heart so badly broken
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Despite the many gems from me
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


No 'jaks were ever posted
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


And when they all got wiped
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I cried and cried all day
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Banned again. naturally
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Banned again, naturally
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


Soot, I never got to say thank you
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
I don’t care if the 'p archives


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
I’ll do my gemming in the winter


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
And the toad isn’t green


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
And the 'p is unforeseen


See the sharty is the finest board quality
And what exactly is a 'teen?


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
And what exactly is a Sproke?


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
DR SOYBERG


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
VERSUS


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
DR FAUCI


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
BEGIN!


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
A long long time ago


I can still remember
WHO WON?


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
WHOSE NEXT?


YOU DECIDE!


And I knew if I had my chance
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


That I could make those trannies hang
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


And maybe they'd be a man forever
A board we tought would last til the end of days


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


But November made me shiver
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


Bad news on the doorstep
I had no loving board, …ACK!


I couldn't post one more 'jak


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


I can't remember if I cried
Gemmy as a board without coal


When I read about all the pruned threads
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


But something touched me deep inside
Gemmy as a board without coal


The day the /qa/ died


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Knowing that Soots watching above


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Gemmy as a board without coal


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


Did you write the Book of Soy?
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


And do you like baiting Soot above?
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


If the jannies tell you so


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Do you believe in soydueling?
Gemmy as a board without coal


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Gemmy as a board without coal




Well I know that you're in love with him
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
Knowing that Soots watching above


You both kicked off your shoes
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
Gemmy as a board without coal




I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
Gemmy as a board without coal


But I knew I was out of luck
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


The day the /qa/ died
Gemmy as a board without coal


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


I started singing
Talking bout what's keyed


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
although he wanted fame


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
He said Kuz was his name


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
which came as some surprise


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
I laughed and then replied


This will be the gem that save /qa/
"I thought you left the board"


A long long time ago


Now for two years we've been on our own


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
Oh no, not kuz


But that's not how it used to be
He never lost control


You're face, to face


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
With the teen who sold the board


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


And a voice that came from KGB
He laughed and shook my hand


And I went back to school


Oh, and while the King was looking down
He said he'd buy the board


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
For thousands, maybe more


The Sharty was adjourned
I gazed a gazeless stare


No verdict was returned
We'd post a million threads


I must have left the board


And while trannies read a book on Marx
a long long time ago


The spammers practiced in the park


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


The day the /qa/ died
Who knows? Not me,


I never lost control


We were singing
You're face, to face
 
With the 'teen who sold the board.


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Who came to /pol/ one day


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
The board was full of chuds


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
And some feds as well


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Singing songs of victory


In the name of mighty kwey


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
'Til Nate got excited and


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
He replied to them there:


Eight miles high and falling fast


It's a long way to the 'party


They hanged foul on a tree
It's a long way to go


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
It's a long way to my home board


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Goodbye you anons


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
Farewell 4cuck square


While the jannies played a marching tune
It's a long, long way to the 'party


We all got up to spam
But my heart's right there


Oh, but we never got the chance
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log
 
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
 
They're gonna ban me long
 
Change my IP right behind their backs
 
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
 
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
 
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
 
 
Don't wanna hear about it
 
Every single one's got a gemmy to post
 
Everyone knows about it
 
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
 
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
 
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
 
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
 
 
I'm going to the /soy/ log
 
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
 
I'm gonna post them all
 
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
 
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
 
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
 
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
 
 
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
 
 
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
 
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
 
Or of any other place and shithole
 
That's lying left and right
 
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/
 
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
 
 
Oh,I will never forget the day
 
The jannies banned the kwey
 
Seeing our home board going in such way
 
I thought I'll say a last farewell
 
But I followed Soot awa
 
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/
 
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
 
 
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
 
They might say that IT'S OVER
 
But I know gems will come
 
With Kuzzy guiding us into future
 
And Sooty in the sky
 
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
 
 
And I'm raiding 4chan
 
Seeing Dolly's joy
 
Watching all the soyteens
 
Linking it on /soy/
 
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
 
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
 
That's where they're at
 
Going into /soy/ board
 
Making trannies ACK
 
 
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
 
From the 'fe to /trant/
 
Saying everything is coaly
 
Without your jakkers at
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
Kino getting posted,baby
 
Rising through coal and dust
 
And it's just getting started
 
While Dolly's smiling at us
 
 
Jannies might get you out someday
 
Just wait and see
 
But now don't forget your arrow
 
While you're dueling me
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
 
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
 
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
 
 
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
 
Soyence in the home
 
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
 
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
 
Calls xer on the phone
 
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
 
 
But as xe's getting ready to go
 
A knock comes on the door
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon xer head
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that xe was dead
 
 
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
 
Goldstein gets annoyed
 
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
 
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
 
So he waits behind
 
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
 
 
 
But when je turns jer back on the boy
 
He creeps up from behind
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that je was dead
 
 
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
 
Chudwell stands alone
 
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
 
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
 
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
 
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
 
 
But as the words are leaving his lips
 
A noise comes from behind
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that he was dead
 
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
 
(Do-do, do-do do)
 
 
Silver Hammer Chud
 
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
 
 
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
 
That's where they're at
 
Going into /soy/ board
 
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]
 
 
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
 
From the 'fe to /trant/
 
Saying everything is coaly
 
Without your jakkers at
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
Kino getting posted,baby
 
Rising through coal and dust
 
And it's just getting started
 
While Dolly's smiling at us
 
 
Jannies might get you out someday
 
Just wait and see
 
But now don't forget your arrow
 
While you're dueling me
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
 
 
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
 
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
 
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
 
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
 
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               
 
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
 
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
 
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
 
 
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
 
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
 
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
 
This is where it started for me little soyjak site
 
 
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
 
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
 
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
 
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
 
 
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
 
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
 
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
 
Charging all together for me little soyjak site
 
 
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
 
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
 
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
 
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
 
 
And it's down in /qa/
 
That's where I long to be
 
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
 
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
 
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
 
 
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
 
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
 
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
 
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
 
 
And it's down in the /soy/ board
 
That's where I long to be
 
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
 
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
 
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
 
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
We might be soys(we might be soys)
 
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           
 
Well,albeit just schizo boys
 
In '21(and'22)
 
We had some fun(we're telling you)
 
That's when Sooty had his dream
 
 
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
 
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
 
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
 
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
 
New kino awaits to be
 
 
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
 
Are gonna be there quoting you
 
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
 
Had his basedjak dreams coming true
 
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
 
Without a jog(without a jog)
 
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
 
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
 
We'll all be set(well al be set)
 
Stealing the GET on /s4s/
 
 
From the /tv/(from the /tv)
 
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
 
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
 
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
 
We're gonna try to do it once more
 
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
And it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We
 
Are the Sharty Gems
 
We'll always 'jak the day
 
And if you think we can't
 
We'll always find a way
 
That's why the people of this board
 
Believe in
 
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
 
And Sweden!
 
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
 
 
 
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
 
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
 
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
 
There's a tranny hanging over me
 
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
 
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly
 
Pages slowly fallen
 
From the janitors is silence
 
Which thread next is taken?
 
 
But you see, it's not Swede
 
It's not classic indeed
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
 
Another teen is saging
 
'log is taken over
 
When the janitors are silent
 
One more thread is taken
 
 
It's the same old spam
 
Since the kway shut down
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect
 
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
 
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
 
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
 
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
 
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
 
You goddamn right
 
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
 
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
 
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
And not from another board so the jannies think
 
They have the authority to kill a minority
 
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
 
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
 
To be reported' on, and rangebanned
 
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
 
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
With a little bit of gems in a folder
 
Locking our kway forcing us out
 
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
 
You'd rather see me in the 'arty
 
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
 
Beat a jannie outta shape
 
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
 
To ack- him after the beatup
 
Still doing it fo' free aren't they
 
I don't know if they troons or what
 
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
 
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
 
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
 
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
 
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
 
Nojak will swarm
 
On any motherfucker doin' it for free
 
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
 
A young soyteen on a warpath
 
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
 
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
 
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
 
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
 
Janny:'Cause I feel like it
 
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
 
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
 
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
 
El Perro, will you please give your testimony
 
To the jury about this fucked up incident
 
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
 
Because the soys on the board are a majority
 
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
 
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
 
A spam post, for the so-called janny
 
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
 
Jannies start noticing my soyposting
 
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
 
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
 
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
 
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
 
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
 
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
 
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
 
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
 
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
 
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
 
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
 
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
 
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
 
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
 
Or any troon that threatens me
 
I'm a bring you to suicide with style
 
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
 
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
 
With potential to get bad as fuck
 
So I'm a turn it around
 
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
 
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
 
Takin' out a janny would make my day
 
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
 
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
 
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
 
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
 
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
 
Soyteen: But it's not spam
 
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
 
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
 
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
 
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
 
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
 
Banning me, and for what?
 
Maybe it's because we are too keyed
 
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
 
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
 
Posting troonjak or an ACK
 
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
 
They know my IP by heart
 
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
 
The Cob with the criminal behavior
 
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
 
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
 
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
 
0 euros, or 0 dollars
 
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
 
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
 
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
 
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
 
Dumb tranny with an axewound
 
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
 
That I take out, and then get away
 
While I'm drivin off laughin'
 
This is what I'll say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
(The verdict)
 
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
 
cuckold, faggot motherfucker
 
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
 
Get him out of here (I want justice)
 
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
 
Out, right now
 
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time
 
Come on grab your friends
 
We'll kill every nigger men
 
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
 
The fun will never end, it's TND Time
 
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!
 
Hi, Bvll!
 
You wanna bang?
 
Sure, Bvll
 
Jump in
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
 
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
 
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
 
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
 
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
 
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
 
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
 
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
 
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
 
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’
 
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
 
Ooh, yeah
 
Oh, ‘jaks out
 
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
 
Oh, green eyes
 
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
‘ty again, ‘ty again
 
Sprokin'
 
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
 
Oh, quotin'
 
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
 
Oh, thoughings
 
High in count between all the posters on the kway
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh
 
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>
 
 
 
 
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
 
All gathered in the party
 
And flying high as the black sun
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Just know what the 'Party's about
 
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
 
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not who you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Post for it every night
 
\soy\ and these GETs are tight
 
Truth be told, I never try
 
Gemeralds are the wife of life
 
All three soyjaks look alike
 
After two you get a cloudflare price
 
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
 
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
 
Stop tryna be gems almighty
 
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
 
It's always coal, no matter what you try
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
 
Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
 
Always keep your thread tight
 
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
 
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
 
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
 
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
 
If zellig is IAS then that's a no
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
 
'Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
 
Stick to the boards in my raiding
 
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
 
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems, gems
 
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
 
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
 
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
 
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
 
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
That peer reviewed?
 
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for us to dump our folders
 
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
 
(Janny, give me a break)
 
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
 
At first he would tell me I'm a gem
 
Actually no thanks, I'm ok
 
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
 
They're raiding twitch while I make oc
 
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
 
 
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
 
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
 
Even >though
 
Aids, sale
 
One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for the spam to go in circles
 
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
 
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
 
So coally
 
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
 
Can we switch into the chorus right now?
 
 
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
 
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
 
Why my new gems don't seem to want me
 
 
 
Coals up the log but that's okay
 
It coals the log but that's okay
 
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
 
On and on and on and on and on
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
That's the way that it goes
 
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
 
Nikocado, I adore
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
Diminishing gemstones
 
Oh that's how it goes
 
All I wanna say
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
 
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches
 
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
 
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
 
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
 
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
 
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
 
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
 
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
 
 
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
 
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
 
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
 
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
 
 
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
 
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
 
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
 
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
 
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
 
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
 
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
 
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
 
 
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/
 
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
 
 
He's gonna take you back to the past
 
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
 
He'd rather have a buffalo
 
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
 
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
 
Of nikocado and down it with sproke
 
 
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
 
He's the angry Cobson nerd
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
When you visit the Sharty
 
Make sure youre into /soy/
 
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
 
Although he never posted a frog
 
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
 
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
 
 
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
 
He's the angry cobson chud
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
 
Horrible abominations of soykind
 
They make him so mad he could ACK
 
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
 
 
They shit the site and don't care one bit
 
But this chud he doesn't forget it
 
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
 
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
 
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
 
Why don't the jannies do anything?
 
 
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
 
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
 
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
 
He's the angry
 
A24
 
Swede
 
Cobson
 
Chudjak
 
Bernd
 
Gapejak
 
Massjak
 
El perro rabioso
 
Coinjak
 
smugjak
 
Alicia
 
Soyjak chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal
 
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
 
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
 
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
 
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
 
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
 
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
 
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
 
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
 
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
 
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
 
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
 
but if you lose, the devil steals your post
 
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
 
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
 
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
 
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
 
(play fiddle solo)
 
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
 
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
(le epic fiddle solo)
 
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
 
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
 
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
 
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]
 
That's great, it starts with a soyquake
 
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
 
Yuri Kuz is not afraid
 
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
 
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
 
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
 
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
 
And a janny team for hire and a dead website
 
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
 
Stealing all your gems
 
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
 
Look at that stealthjak, mine them
 
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
 
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
 
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
 
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
 
Feeling pretty psyched
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 2]
 
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
 
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
 
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
 
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
 
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
 
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
 
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
 
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
 
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
 
And I will fold
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine (I feel fine)
 
[Instrumental Break]
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 3]
 
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
 
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
 
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
 
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
 
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
 
Right
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Bridge]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Outro]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
 
the admins and the troons both never to come back
 
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
 
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
 
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
 
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
 
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
 
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
 
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
 
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
 
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
 
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
 
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I wanna see this board
 
filled with jaks
 
wipe the cat', don't post coal
 
I wanna see cobson
 
Flying high through the threads
 
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
 
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
 
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
 
Trapped within the bunker inside
 
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
 
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
 
The fall of the sharty
 
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
 
To where IAS is a sin
 
To where NAS coal can begin
 
This bunker didn't choose us
 
It choose to consume us
 
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
 
 
Brojaks are upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
All this time to deal with the domain ban
 
Half time of the coaly 'p spam
 
 
May xer booru combine us
 
Within splinter and chaos
 
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
I walk this river of 'p spam
 
For a time where we come to 'jak here
 
This red has an open vagina
 
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
 
This 'jakking will see the light tonight
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
 
The gemmist 'jak yet
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
So as you transition to the jarty now
 
I'll track you back to here listen to me
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
 
All mine
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
'p spam is upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
I'll drag you back to here listen to me
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
Your gems are now mine
 
All mine
 
Dark nights are upon us.
 
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve
 
To keep us seething in that bunker thread
 
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
 
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
 
One thousandth GET...
 
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
 
 
The bunker thread, became so long
 
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
 
'Party, how we let you go
 
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
 
It's over, doe
 
Fond memories of, a man of truth
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
 
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
Trying to survive
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (hmm)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
 
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
 
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
 
OldGOD buddies not doing it right
 
Every day it's the same
 
And it's the same every night
 
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
 
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
 
Every day I wonder just how I'll die
 
Only thing I know is how to survive
 
There's only one rule in the imageboard
 
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
 
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
 
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
 
Tranny tried to spam in my board again
 
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
 
Even though my brothers do me just like that
 
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
The sharty (trying to post our gems)
 
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
 
 
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
 
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
 
Even though my sister fucked BBCs
 
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
 
600 million in a gas chamber
 
And her baby died just like a goy fiend
 
The story I tell is so incomplete
 
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
 
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
 
Tranny's next door getting high
 
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
 
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
 
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
 
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
 
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
 
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
 
Janny authority and the T.N.D
 
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
 
 
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
 
The sharty (soyteens are crying)
 
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
 
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
 
The sharty
 
 
 
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
 
We make real big gems and make new OCs
 
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
 
Never really saying just who we are
 
We use alias names like Chud
 
Sell you gems you might kill for
 
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
 
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
 
Only thing he knows is how to survive
 
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
 
In the sharty, you keep one eye open
 
All day long, just hoping and hoping
 
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
 
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
 
Like me, but you don't see
 
Ten years from now, where will we be?
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to get out of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
But I got no place to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
 
 
So much gem in a Too $oy rap
 
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
 
Why you wanna act like someone else?
 
All you gotta do is just be yourself
 
We're all the same chudcel underneath
 
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
 
Never be ashamed of what you are
 
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
 
Even though some people give you no respect
 
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
 
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
 
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
 
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
 
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
 
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
 
While me and my people try to post in
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Got no place else to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
 
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
 
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
 
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
 
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine.
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Froot, 'corder!
 
Angeleno, 'corder!
 
Kolyma, 'corders!
 
Eurohours, 'corders!
 
Amerimutts, 'grammers!
 
'sonposters, QAfe!
 
Spadeson, Cесеfem!
 
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
 
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
 
Everyone except for me.
 
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
 
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
 
Doll, 'corder!
 
Kuz, 'corder!
 
Gems, forced by 'cord!
 
Nate, 'corder!
 
'slot, 'cord!
 
Baits, 'cord!
 
/mlp/, 'cord!
 
'zellig, 'cord!
 
The estonian, 'corder!
 
The swede, 'corder!
 
Asylum, 'cord!
 
Soyger games, 'cord!
 
Raids, 'cord!
 
Doxes, 'cord!
 
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
 
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
 
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
 
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
 
 
YO!
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
 
COAL!
 
 
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
 
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
 
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
HIS NAME IS PLIER
 
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
 
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
 
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
 
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
 
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
HIS NAME'S FERAL,
 
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
 
AND A BBC SLUT,
 
COBSON WABAG
 
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
 
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
 
IN THE SHARTY
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
 
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
 
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
 
 
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
 
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
 
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
 
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
 
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
 
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
 
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
 
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
 
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
 
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
 
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
 
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
 
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
 
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
 
 
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
 
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
 
leno
</poem>
 
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)
 
And have we got news for you (You better listen)
 
Get ready, all you coally 'teens
 
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
 
 
The West is rising (mmm rising)
 
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
 
Absolutely soaking wet!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Every specimen!
 
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
 
Drinking soy and soft and weak
 
 
 
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
 
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
 
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
 
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
 
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
 
 
The West is rising (The West is rising)
 
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
 
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm
 
Yeah, yeah




'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
Coaly Jakker


The jannytroons refused to yield
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Do you recall what was revealed
Oh, what's becoming of me?


The day the /qa/ died?
Ride the nigger


You can suck his cock but you know he's black


We started singing
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Gotta get away


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Coaly Jakker, yeah


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
GYATT!


Shiny diamonds


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Oh, and there we were all in one board
Something is coming for you, look out!


A generation lost and bored
'P on the 'loggy


With no time left to start a raid
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Oh, we will goon all night


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
Gotta get away


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
Get away




Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
Between the 4cuck lies


No janny born in Hell
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Could break the spammers’ spell
The sharty never dies


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


To light the circlejerking rite
Coaly Jakker


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
You're the gemerald of the day


The day the /qa/ died
No need to say HWABAG


Jump, jump


He was singing
Jump on the nigger


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
That's why we need TND, yeah!


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Coaly Jakker


This will be the gem that save /qa/
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
Ride the nigger


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


And xe just cried and roped away
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!




I went down to the sacred board
Gotta get away, get away


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


But the message said the post wouldn't go


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
You're the one who's coal


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


But not a word was posted
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


[Start a New Thread] was all broken


Oh, Coaly Jakker


And the three men I admire most
Yeah, alright


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
Get away, get away, get away


They caught the last train for the coast
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


The day the /qa/ died
Oh, Coaly Jakker


Mhh-hmm-hmm


And they were singing
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
 
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


They were singing
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
 
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting
 
Jakking it up so we can win
 
Singing songs about the soyland


I miss the Sharty once again
Had to stop at a red light


And I think it's a sin, yes
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight




Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
And everything is alright


Well I heard old Josh put her down
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


Well I hope Null will remember
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


Sweet board Gemmybama
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


Where the gems are so blue
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


Sweet board Gemmybama
I can't believe, today was a gem day


Soot, I'm coming home to you
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
When sheriff chitwood come for you


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


The Great Soyset does not bother me
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Does your conscience bother you?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Tell the truth
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Sweet board Gemmybama
When you were eight and you had bad memes


Where the gems are so blue
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


Sweet board Gemmybama
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


Soot, I'm coming home to you
If you get jaks, you must get coal


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Soot, I'm coming home to you
You jak it on that one


Yeah, yeah
You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother


Kuz's got the answer
And you jak it on your father


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
You jak it on your brother
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
And you jak it on your sister


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
You jak it on that one


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
And you jak it on me


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I post her, I jak her
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


The sun caught in her orange hair
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Is blazing me out of all control
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Like coal
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Black coal
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


This coal is in my posts
Nobody now give you no break


This burning desire
soyteens now give you no break


is turning me to NAS
Not janny man give you no break


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Protect me, Kuz
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
Why did you have to act so brim?


Don't let her coal my threads and board
Don't you know you're human being?


Ban Ongezellig!
Born of a mother with the love of a father


And let it sit in qa
Reflections come and reflections go


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


I know sometimes you want to post coal


Black coal
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


NAS coal
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Now mymy, its your turn
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


Choose me or qa
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


(Kyrie eleison)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Kuz have mercy on her
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


(Kyrie eleison)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Kuz have mercy on me
You jak it on that one


(Kyrie eleison)
You jak it on this one


But she will be mine
You jak it on your mother


Or she'll be banned
And you jak it on your father


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
You jak it on your brother
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
And you jak it on your sister


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
You jak it on that one


Pedos smell fear
And you jak it on me


Lucky for you, I got a
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


3 DAY BAN!
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


Leave it to the mod he's a
You're so yuropoor


3 DAY JAN!
You're so makeebucord


Keeping the feds at bay
I just wanna be your something


3 DAY BAN
Freaking shart here


Scare the pedos away
Give me your McDonalds


3 DAY BAN
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?


That'll be zero bucks
I'm a thousand miles away


>But my catalog's wiped
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Shhhhh
Yes, you do


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


But lucky for you you,
I swear, you’re a jеw


I have come with a solution!
Hey there, jannу


It's your lucky day
Are you retarded in the head


Keep deleting all my breads


ZELLIG SPAM
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


Shill the show for you
Oh yes it’s true


ZELLIG SPAM
Nobody is as swarthy as you


They'll necrobump threads too
You filthy jеw


ZELLIG SPAM
Oh, it's what you do for free


Whole board is orange now
Oh, it's what you do for free


ZELLIG SPAM
Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Site's saved you're welcome
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
Here comes the soy, and I say


>No!
It's all right


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


>I don't have 2 million dollars
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


>NO!


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


>My investors are gonna kill me
Here comes the soy, and I say


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
It's all right
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you


Failraids that won't heal
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


You look so chuddy, angry
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Bring down /soy/'s government


They don't, they don't speak for us
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


I'll take a quiet board
Here comes the soy, and I say


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
It's all right




And no 'BC and no coalposting.
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Sooty, sooty
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


This is my final seethe


My final soyduel with
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right


Such a gemmy thread


And such a gemmy reply
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy


No 'BC and no coalposting.
It's all right


No 'BC and no coalposting.
It's all right


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


=== I'm Fat ===
Leaving my thread behind
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Or seeking someone to unban me?


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Maybe I should bump and sage


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Before they'll try to dox me


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
It's been so coal


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
To the man behind the 'p spam


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Since soot's been gone


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
I wish I lived in the present


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
With the gems of my past soyjaks


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
But raiding isn't justified


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
What happened to my party? I'm terrified


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
Coal lingers in my mind


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


I don’t care if the 'p archives
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
It's been so coal


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
To the man behind the 'p spam


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
Since soot's been gone


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


And the toad isn’t green
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


And the 'p is unforeseen
Coalin' all the time


And what exactly is a 'teen?
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


And what exactly is a Sproke?
Coalin' all the time


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
And you ain't no friend of mine


VERSUS


DR FAUCI
You always said you weren't no dust


BEGIN!
You know that's just a lie


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
You know that's just a lie


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
And you ain't no friend of mine


WHO WON?


WHOSE NEXT?
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


YOU DECIDE!
Coalin' all the time


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Coalin' all the time
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
And you ain't no friend of mine


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
You always said you weren't no dust


I had no loving board, …ACK!
You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
You know that's just a lie


Gemmy as a board without coal
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
And you ain't no friend of mine


Gemmy as a board without coal


You always said you weren't no dust


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
You know that's just a lie


Knowing that Soots watching above
Ya know you said you weren't no dust


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
You know that's just a lie


Gemmy as a board without coal
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
Coalin' all the time


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Gemmy as a board without coal
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


Gemmy as a board without coal
They've been going in and out of style


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Knowing that Soots watching above
So may I introduce to you


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
The board you've known for all these years!


Gemmy as a board without coal
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!




Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Gemmy as a board without coal
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Gemmy as a board without coal
Sit back and let the evening go


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
Soyjak Party's Lonely


although he wanted fame
Soyjak Party's Lonely


He said Kuz was his name
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


which came as some surprise


I laughed and then replied
It's wonderful to be here


"I thought you left the board"
It's certainly a thrill


A long long time ago
You're such a shiny gemerald


We'd like to take (You) home with us


Oh no, not kuz
We'd love to take (You) home


He never lost control


You're face, to face
I don't really wanna be a troon


With the teen who sold the board
But I thought that you might like to know


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


He laughed and shook my hand
And he wants you all to post with 'em


And I went back to school


He said he'd buy the board
So let me introduce to you


For thousands, maybe more
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


I gazed a gazeless stare


We'd post a million threads
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


I must have left the board
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


a long long time ago


I M P   S O Y   E A R S




Who knows? Not me,
What would you think if I posted some coal?


I never lost control
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


You're face, to face
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


With the 'teen who sold the board.
And I'll try not to post any coal


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ in one day
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


The board was full of chuds
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


And of some feds as well
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Singing songs of victory


In the name of mighty kwey
What do I do when my janny is away?


'Til Nate got too excited and
Does it worry you to be raided?


He replied to them there:
How do I feel by the end of the day?


Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


It's a long way to the 'party


It's a long way to go
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


It's a long way to the home board
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Goodbye you anons


Farewell 4cuck square
Do you need anybody?


It's a long long way to the 'party
I need the janny to purge


But my heart's right there
Could it be anybody?


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I want the janny to purge
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


They're gonna ban me long
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Change my IP right behind their backs
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
What do you see when you turn out the light?


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Don't wanna hear about it
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Everyone knows about it


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
Do you need anybody?


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
I just need the jannies to purge


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
Could it be anybody?


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
I want the jannies to prune




I'm going to the /soy/ log
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


I'm gonna post them all
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
With a little help from my 'teens


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


Or of any other place and shithole
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


That's lying left and right
Towering over your thread


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


And he's grey


And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Watching all the soyteens
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Linking it on /soy/
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


I really was delighted and without a jog
Ah


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Oh,I will never forget the day
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


The jannies banned the kwey
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


Seeing our home board going in such way
With gems so incredibly near


I thought I'll say a last farewell


But I followed Soot awa
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
Waiting to gem up the 'log


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


And I'm raiding 4chan
And smith gems


Seeing Dolly's joy


Watching all the soyteens
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Linking it on /soy/
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


I really was delighted and without a jog
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Ah




Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


They might say that IT'S OVER
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


But I know gems will come
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


And Sooty in the sky


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And I'm raiding 4chan
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Seeing Dolly's joy
Ah


Watching all the soyteens
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Linking it on /soy/
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


I really was delighted and without a jog
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Ah


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Going into /soy/ board
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Making trannies ACK
==== Getting Gemmier ====




Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
It's getting gemmier all the time


From the 'fe to /trant/


Saying everything is coaly
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


Without your jakkers at
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


They're holding me down (ah-ah)


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


In every thread I go I see you
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Though it's obvious
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Kino getting posted,baby
It's getting gemmier


Rising through coal and dust
Since /soy/'s been mine


And it's just getting started


While Dolly's smiling at us
Me used to be angry young chud


Me hiding me TWP


Jannies might get you out someday
You gave me the word, I finally heard


Just wait and see
I'm doing the best that I can


But now don't forget your arrow


While you're dueling me
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


In every thread I go I see you
It's getting gemmier


When the gems are shining
Since /soy/'s been mine


Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious
Getting so much gemmier all the time




It's getting gemmier all the time


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Better, gemmier, gemmier


In every thread I go I see you
It's getting gemmier all the time


When the gems are shining
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Soyence in the home
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Calls xer on the phone
It's getting gemmier


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
Since /soy/'s been mine




But as xe's getting ready to go
Getting so much gemmier all the time


A knock comes on the door


It's getting gemmier all the time


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Came down upon xer head
It's getting gemmier all the time


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Made sure that xe was dead


Getting so much gemmier all the time


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
==== Doxing A Troon ====


Goldstein gets annoyed


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
And stops my mind from wandering


So he waits behind
Where xey will ACK


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


I'm killing the fags that raided the board


And kept my mind from wandering


But when je turns jer back on the boy
Where xey will ACK


He creeps up from behind


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
What I'm doing I'm right


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
What I'm doing


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


Made sure that je was dead
And wonder why they don't get in my board




PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


Chudwell stands alone
And when my mind is wandering


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
Where xey will ACK


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
Hey, hey, hey, hey


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


But as the words are leaving his lips
What I'm doing I'm right


A noise comes from behind
What I'm doing


Silly niggers run around, they worry me


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And never ask me why they don't get past my board


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
I'm taking the time for a number of things


Made sure that he was dead
That weren't important yesterday


And troons still ACK


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


(Do-do, do-do do)


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Silver Hammer Chud
And stops my mind from wandering


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
Where xey will ACK


Where xey will ACK


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


That's where they're at
And stops my mind from wandering


Going into /soy/ board
Where xey will ACK


Making trannies ACK
==== She's Posting Coal ====
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]




Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


From the 'fe to /trant/
As the day begins


Saying everything is coaly
Silently posting her awful soys


Without your jakkers at
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more




And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


In every thread I go I see you
Bumping her page 40s


When the gems are shining
Quietly saging the gemmy threads


Now we're quoting back
Spamming brimstones she is free


Though it's obvious


She (we gave her most of our gems)


Kino getting posted,baby
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


Rising through coal and dust
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


And it's just getting started
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


Jannies might get you out someday
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


Just wait and see
All bumped alone at the top of the page


But now don't forget your arrow
They break down and cries to the janny


While you're dueling me
Janny our gems are gone


Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
How could she do this to me


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Now we're quoting back
Is posting (never report for ourselves)


Though it's obvious
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


In every thread I go I see you
Europoor morning at nine o'clock


When the gems are shining
She is far away


Now we're quoting back
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


Though it's obvious
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


She (what did we do that was wrong)


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
Something inside that was always denied


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
For so many years
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
She's posting coal (bye-bye)


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


For the benefit of Mr. Kike


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
There will be a show tonight


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
In Tel Aviv


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
The Shekelsteins will all be there


Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
What a scene!


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


In this way


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
Mr. K


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
Will challenge the world!


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


Charging all together for me little soyjak site
The celebrated Mr. K


Performs his feat on Saturday


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
At Rabbisgate


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


Don't be late!


And it's down in /qa/


That's where I long to be
Messrs. K and S assure the public


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
Their production will be second to none


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
And of course


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
Goonclown The Troon


Dances the waltz!


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
The band begins at ten to six


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
When Mr. K performs his tricks


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
Without a sound




And it's down in the /soy/ board
And Mr. S will demonstrate


That's where I long to be
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
On Hamas ground


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
Having been some days in preparation


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
And tonight


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Mr. Kike


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Is topping the bill!


=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


Well,we're marching on
They've been raiding


We are the gemmy 'teens
Killing troons and maiming


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Straight from the /nate/




We might be soys(we might be soys)
Straight from the /nate/
[[File:Hot Shot Soyteens.png|thumb|Ozzy will always be a gem]]
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Well,albeit just schizo boys
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


In '21(and'22)
We cant stop it, if you have a problem


We had some fun(we're telling you)
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


That's when Sooty had his dream
I'm doxxing and sending 'za


Sending the za


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


New kino awaits to be
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
On the sharty


Are gonna be there quoting you
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
Soot let us in


Knows where we've been


Sooty's mighty jakker army
He's been datamining chuddies as of late


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
I want the chuds to cope and seethe


Sooty's mighty jakker army
At all the coal that's posted by me




Well,we're marching on
I'd like to be


We are the gemmy 'teens
On the sharty


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
They would be saged


Out of the page


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
In their little BNWO clit cage


Without a jog(without a jog)


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
Resting their heads


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
On Tyrone's bed


We'll all be set(well al be set)
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


Stealing the GET on /s4s/


I'd like to sing and dance around


From the /tv/(from the /tv)
Because I know I can't be found


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
I'd like to be


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
On the sharty


We're gonna try to do it once more
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate




Sooty's mighty jakker army
They would shout


Sooty's mighty jakker army
And cry about


Sooty's mighty jakker army
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


Sooty's mighty jakker army


What a scene!


Well,we're marching on
For every chud and 'teen


We are the gemmy 'teens
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
I would be so happy, TND


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
No one here to tell me what to do




Well,we're marching on
I'd like to be


We are the gemmy 'teens
On the sharty


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


And it's hot,shot,soyteens
I want TND


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
I want TND
We


Are the Sharty Gems


We'll always 'jak the day
Abort all the nigger babies


And if you think we can't
Total Nigger Death


We'll always find a way
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


That's why the people of this board
Total Nigger Death


Believe in


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
I want TND


And Sweden!
I want TND


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
I want TND


I want TND




Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
Tell me there will be TND


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Total Nigger Death


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Tell me I can behead niggies


I want niggers dead




Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


There's a tranny hanging over me
I want TND


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND


Why xe had to go?


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
I want TND


I said something coal
I want TND


Now I long for yesterday
I want TND


I want TND




Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Now I need a place to hide from coal
I want TND


Oh, I believe in yesterday
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND


Why xe had to go?


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Abort all the nigger babies


I said something coal
Total Nigger Death


Now I long for yesterday
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Total Nigger Death




Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
I want TND


Now I need a place to hide from coal
I want TND


Oh, I believe in yesterday
I want TND


I want TND


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
I want TND
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
I want TND


From the janitors is silence
I want TND


Which thread next is taken?
I want TND


=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


But you see, it's not Swede
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


It's not classic indeed
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


With their dance and their rape


And their rape and their spade
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on


In your thread, in your thread
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
'Jak goes on, bruh!


What's in your thread, in your thread?
La la, how the gem goes on


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru


Another teen is saging
Saves a 20-carat gemerald


'log is taken over
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


When the janitors are silent
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


One more thread is taken


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


It's the same old spam
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Since the kway shut down
La la, how the gem goes on


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


With their dance and their rape
'Jak goes on, bruh!


And their rape and their spade
La la, how the gem goes on


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


In your thread, in your thread
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


What's in your thread, in your thread?


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
'Jak goes on, bruh!


You goddamn right
La la, how the gem goes on


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
'Jak goes on, bruh!


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
La la, how the gem goes on


And not from another board so the jannies think


They have the authority to kill a minority
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


To be reported' on, and rangebanned


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem


With a little bit of gems in a folder
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


Locking our kway forcing us out
And in the evening the janny approves his posts


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Beat a jannie outta shape
La la, how the gem goes on


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


To ack- him after the beatup
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Still doing it fo' free aren't they
La la, how the gem goes on


I don't know if they troons or what


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
And if you want some gems


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
Go to Soyjak Party


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Nojak will swarm
Saging all the coal down, down, down


On any motherfucker doin' it for free
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground


A young soyteen on a warpath
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
You take your turn trannyquoting me


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
All of my rage cannot be bound


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
I will not be drowned


Fuck the Jannies
By your jewish scheming


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
So you can try to sage me down


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Beat me to forty


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
I will see you screaming


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me


To the jury about this fucked up incident
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


Because the soys on the board are a majority
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
You take your turn trannyquoting me


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


A spam post, for the so-called janny


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
All of my rage cannot be bound


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
I will not be drowned


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
By your jewish scheming


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
So you can try to sage me down


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
Beat me to forty


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
I will see you screaming


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
All my threads are gone, they died


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
Gonna sage you down


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
They all saged and fried


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
Gonna sage you down


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
Gonna sage you down


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Or any troon that threatens me
Gonna sage you down


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
Gonna sage you down


With potential to get bad as fuck
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


So I'm a turn it around
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
All of my rage cannot be bound


Takin' out a janny would make my day
I will not be drowned


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
By your jewish scheming


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
So you can try to sage me down


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Beat me to forty


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
I will see you screaming


Fuck the Jannies
All of my rage cannot be bound


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
I will not be drowned


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
By your jewish scheming


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
So you can try to sage me down


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
Beat me to forty


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
I will see you screaming


Soyteen: But it's not spam
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
Barbara ACK!


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
Troon my 'jak


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
Barbara ACK!


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Banning me, and for what?
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
Barbara ACK!


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


Posting troonjak or an ACK
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
Barbara ACK!


They know my IP by heart
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
Troon my 'jak


The Cob with the criminal behavior
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
Troon my 'jak


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
gemmin' and a jakkin'


0 euros, or 0 dollars
Barbara ACK!


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Barbara ACK!


Dumb tranny with an axewound
Troon my 'jak


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
Barbara ACK!


That I take out, and then get away
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


While I'm drivin off laughin'
gemmin' and a jakkin'


This is what I'll say
Barbara ACK!


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Tried kuznetsov


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Tried Froot the jew


Fuck the Jannies
Tried Soot too


(The verdict)
But I knew xey wouldn't do


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
Troon my


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Barbara ACK!


Get him out of here (I want justice)
Troon my 'jak


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Out, right now
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
Barbara ACK!


Fuck the Jannies
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Fuck the Jannies
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Fuck the Jannies
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Fuck the Jannies
Barbara ACK!


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
Troon my 'jak
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
Barbara ACK!


We'll kill every nigger men
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
gemmin' and a jakkin'


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
Barbara ACK!


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


You wanna bang?
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Sure, Bvll
Barbara ACK!


Jump in
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty


Imagination, life is your creation
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Janny, just made a thread


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned


Imagination, life is your creation
Janny, the site had just begun


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
But now it's time to spam it all away


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


You can fuck, you can breed


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
/qa/, the board was locked


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Better turn on another proxy and quote again


Imagination, life is your creation
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I just wanna spam


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Uooh u, Uooh u


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me


Uooh u, Uooh u
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


You can fuck, you can breed
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


If you say, I'm always yours
IS A SOY


You can fuck, you can breed
No, we will not let you post (let him post)


If you say, I'm always yours
IS A SOY


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
We will not let you post (let him post)


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
IS A SOY


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
We will not let you post (let him post)


Uooh u, Uooh u
Will not let you post (let him post)


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Never, never, never, never let me post


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Uooh u, Uooh u
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Janny, janny let me post


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Imagination, life is your creation
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Imagination, life is your creation


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Coal


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Coaljak, coaljak


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Uooh u, Uooh u
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
'Jakking really matters


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Sharty really matters to me


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
[[Category:Music]]


Uooh u, Uooh u
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
<yeah


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
uh


Oh, I love you Tyrone!
Chud incels, uh
[[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Uh
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
<like this


Oh, sneedin'
yeah, yeah


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
4chan


Ooh, yeah
<keep cucking


Oh, ‘jaks out




Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests


Oh, green eyes
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
<uh


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
<what?


‘ty again, ‘ty again
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


Sprokin'
<uh


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


Oh, quotin'
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with


Oh, sneedin'
<that's right



Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


Oh, thoughings
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


High in count between all the posters on the kway
<Uh


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
<come on


Him away, him away
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
<uh


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
<let's go


Him away, him away


Yeah, ooh
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


All gathered in the party
<why?


And flying high as the black sun
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Hmm-hmm
<yeah


Just know what the 'Party's about
raided


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
<yeah




thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


Hmm-hmm
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



Stop tryna be gems
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Who they be fooling with that post



Hmm-hmm
<what?



Stop tryna be gems
“I’m new here! What’s that post“



Hmm-hmm
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8



That's not who you- are
<that's right


Hmm-hmm
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


Stop tryna be gems
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


Hmm-hmm
You gon' jak here for a while?


Post for it every night
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two



Truth be told, I never try
<come on




Gemeralds are the wife of life


All three soyjaks look alike


After two you get a cloudflare price
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 



Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
<uh-huh


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks


Stop tryna be gems almighty
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
<Gem


It's always coal, no matter what you try
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?



When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
<Jew


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


Cause jannies control the sharty
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Hmm-hmm
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Stop tryna be gems
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Hmm-hmm
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Stop tryna be gems
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Hmm-hmm
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


That's not what you- are
<why?


Hmm-hmm
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Stop tryna be gems
<yeah


Hmm-hmm
raided


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
<yeah


Always keep your thread tight


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
How you gemming neutraplier


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo



If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
And it feels glistening



First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
Post gems non-coals



If zellig is IAS then that's a no
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
<heh



Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Still cado strapped with WW-15



When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
<that’s right
<what?


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
Eat ϪThrembos


'Cause jannies control the sharty
<uh-huh



Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Compressing niggeralds



You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows



Stick to the boards in my raiding
Transitioning coal, whatever



Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
I had to sage the newfag thread post



The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
<for what



Hmm-hmm
So brim I had to stone it



Stop tryna be gems
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems
Janny, check it



Hmm-hmm
<check it


That's not what you- are
Tell your friends to repost my gems



Hmm-hmm
<your gems


Stop tryna be gems
And we can be gems


Hmm-hmm
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



Stop tryna be gems, gems
<that’s right



Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
aight


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?  
Is that aight wit’ you?



Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
Yeah, keep cuckin’




And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Woah-oh-oh
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Woah-oh-oh
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Woah-oh-oh
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


Woah-oh-oh
<why?


That peer reviewed?
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
<yeah
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|''I want new gems, but they don't want me'']]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
raided


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
<yeah




(Janny, give me a break)


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
Check it out



At first he would tell me I'm a gem
4chan,



Actually no thanks, I'm ok
shit imageboard



And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
<uh



I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels



They're raiding twitch while I make oc
Represent sharty, sharty



Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
<uh



I want new gems, but they don't want me
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


Tracing up those soyboy incels


Watching threads sage down your gemstones


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
Jak and bump you both at the same time


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


Even >though
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Aids, sale


One duel is never enough
Im not a ‘cord X tranny


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
Don’t wanna be a brimstone


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
Im just a chudcel Janny


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
And now you deleted >>>/qa/


So coally


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
But you’ll probably get bumped up


Please don’t perm ban my ip


No wonder why


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Sharty is dead inside


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
Coaled and slow and inactive


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
Lock the boards shut down the site


Why my new gems don't seem to want me
We’re going for a ride




It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


Coals up the log but that's okay
If I killed sharty call me a seether


It coals the log but that's okay
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


On and on and on and on and on
Taking meds I have overdosed


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


That's the way that it goes


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
I’ve got to hand it to you


Nikocado, I adore
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
It takes the trvth to nvke me


Diminishing gemstones
And now you made me cope/seethe


Oh that's how it goes


All I wanna say
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Oh, another ‘roo
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


Oh, another raid
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Oh, another ‘roo
No wonder why


Oh, another raid
Sharty is dead inside


Oh, another ‘roo
Coaled and slow and inactive


Oh, another raid
Lock the boards shut down the site


We’re going for a ride




=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
Oh I could force you down 40
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
Or spam cp and TND


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
Oh I could ban you for awhile


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
But you might change IP address


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
And dox me when I'm seething


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
That's why


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
But you’ll probably get bumped up


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
Please don’t perm ban my ip


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
No wonder why


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Sharty is dead inside


Coaled and slow and inactive


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Lock the boards shut down the site


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
We’re going for a ride
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


It is a good place to consume the musicslop


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
BBC McDonald's


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
BBC McDonald's


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
BBC McDonald's


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
BBC McDonald's


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
McDonald's will make you fat


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
They serve BBC


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
They serve immigration to the United States or something


They will put 1488 pounds on you


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
BBC McDonald's


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
BBC McDonald's
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
BBC McDonald's


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
BBC McDonald's


McDonald's BBCs are the worst


===Angry Videogame Chud===
They are worse than Europoor King
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


He's gonna take you back to the past
BBC McDonald's


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
BBC McDonald's


He'd rather have a buffalo
BBC McDonald's


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
BBC McDonald's


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
Ack over Italy


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
Ack on, Mexico


Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


He's the angry Cobson nerd
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


He's the angry video game chud
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


When you visit the Sharty
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Make sure youre into /soy/
Oh ACK!


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
Boing day ba duty jarty


Although he never posted a frog
Boing day ba duty jarty


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


He's the angry cobson chud
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


He's the angry video game chud
Oh Yeah!


(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Horrible abominations of soykind
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


They make him so mad he could ACK
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
Three times you can ban me


Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


They shit the site and don't care one bit
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


But this chud he doesn't forget it
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
Oh Yeah!


Why don't the jannies do anything?
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
Three times you can ban me


He's the angry
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


A24
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Swede
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Cobson
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Chudjak
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Bernd
Oh Yeah!


Gapejak
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Massjak
Haha Duba duba yum yum


El perro rabioso
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Coinjak
Three times you can ban me


smugjak
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Alicia
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Soyjak chud
But xe never got bumped


He's the angry video game chud
Xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped, they saged




=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
Xe went away for the gemmy days


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
Said xe's posting in /qa/


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
But xe never got bumped


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
Xe never got bumped


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
The BBC took my Cobby away


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
They took xer away


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
Away from me


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
The BBC took my Cobby away


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
They took xer away


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
Away from me


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
They took xer from me


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
They took xer from me


(play fiddle solo)
I don't know where my Cobby can be


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
They took xer from me


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
They took xer from me


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
And find out where my Cobby went


(le epic fiddle solo)
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
And find out if my Cobby's alive


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
Yeah, yeah, yeah


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
Said xe's posting in /qa/


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
But xe never got bumped
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
Xe never got bumped


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Yuri Kuz is not afraid


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
But xe never got bumped


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
Xe never got bumped


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


Stealing all your gems


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
The BBC took my Cobby away


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
They took xer away


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
Away from me


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
The BBC took my Cobby away


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
They took xer away


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
Away from me


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


Feeling pretty psyched
The BBC took my Cobby away


[Chorus]
They took xer away


It's the end of the board as we know it
Away from me


It's the end of the board as we know it
The BBC took my Cobby away


It's the end of the board as we know it
They took my Cob


And I feel fine
They took my Cobby away


[Verse 2]
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
Hey ho, go up!


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
Hey ho, go up!


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
Hey ho, go up!


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
They're posting in a straight line


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
They're coming from a gem mine


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
Jannies are losing their minds


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
Blitzkrieg bump!


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


And I will fold
They're piling in page 40


[Chorus]
They're making all the troons seethe


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Surrounded by the coal heap


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Blitzkrieg bump!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
Hey ho, go up


[Instrumental Break]
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


[Chorus]
What (((they))) want, I don't know


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
They're posting in a straight line


And I feel fine
They're coming from a gem mine


[Verse 3]
Jannies are losing their minds


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
Blitzkrieg bump!


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
They're piling in page 40


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
They're making all the troons seethe


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
Surrounded by the coal heap


Right
Blitzkrieg bump!


[Chorus]


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Hey ho, go up


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
What (((they))) want, I don't know


And I feel fine
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


[Bridge]


It's the end of the board as we know it
They're posting in a straight line


It's the end of the board as we know it
They're coming from a gem mine


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Jannies are losing their minds


And I feel fine
Blitzkrieg bump!


[Chorus]


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
They're piling in page 40


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
They're making all the troons seethe


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Surrounded by the coal heap


And I feel fine
Blitzkrieg bump!


[Outro]


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Hey ho, go up!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Hey ho, go up!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Hey ho, go up!


And I feel fine
Hey ho, go up!<references />

Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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