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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
== Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
[[File:Meds.jpg|thumb|"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"]]
It's time for Trannymaniacs
I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead


They're disgusting to the max
Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts


Autogynephiliacs
Some furfag making drama


They wear skirts instead of slacks
Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said


They're Trannymaniacs
Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide


Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Adam's apple
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Wide clavicle
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Futa connoisseur
And there's not a gem in sight


They are the Trannymaniacs
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


There's an axe-wound in their pants
Soot told them not to blow it


They just can't accept the facts
All they could do was cry


They're looney to the max
He told me


They're Trannymaniacs
Let the niggers browse it


They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Let Twitter shit in it


Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
Let all the soyteens mock it


They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite


Then they pop out
Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?


And whip it out
Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?


And swing it all around
Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed


They are the Trannymaniacs
Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out


They think they're cute but make me yak
They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


No they can't transition back


But they're calling you the quack
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


They're trannymany
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Totally insaney
And there's not a gem in sight


Fucked up in the brainy
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Trannymaniacs
Soot told them not to blow it


Those are the facts
All they could do was cry


He told me


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Let the niggers browse it


[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]
Let Twitter shit in it


== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
Let all the soyteens mock it
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba
Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Just furries, frogs, and pedos


I think about /qa/
And there's not a gem in sight


I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Soot told them not to blow it


Still I did what I had to do
All they could do was cry


‘Cause I just knew
He told me


Let the niggers browse it


Summer Friday night
Let Twitter shit in it


We’d log into /tv/
Let all the soyteens mock it


Right as the mods called it a night


An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


It called me on to post some jaks
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


As well as feed & seed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


With only some image macros
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They all called me a schizo
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


But it didn’t matter though
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They’ll have to see
== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
It's time for Trannymaniacs


They're disgusting to the max


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
Autogynephiliacs


That’s where we will both soyduel
They wear skirts instead of slacks


You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
They're Trannymaniacs


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"


Post some jaks
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"


I’m getting jannies mad
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Having them work overtime
Adam's apple


Wide clavicle


And when they strike me down
Futa connoisseur


I’ll know that I have won
They are the Trannymaniacs


I’ll just evade the ban
There's an axe-wound in their pants


And it’s another day of soy
They just can't accept the facts


They're looney to the max


I see ‘em ev’ry day
They're Trannymaniacs


The complaints of 4chuds
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found


Who never cease to call me gay
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground


All that coal they post
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around


And not a Cobson in sight
Then they pop out


They say that my board /qa/ has lost
And whip it out


So I soyquote with might
And swing it all around


They are the Trannymaniacs


And even when the moral’s low
They think they're cute but make me yak


Or I’m not sure what to do though
No they can't transition back


The gemmies and my party bros
But they're calling you the quack


Are all I need
They're trannymany


Totally insaney


And someday as I post a gem
Fucked up in the brainy


A newchud will take the helm
Trannymaniacs


Those are the facts


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


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Post some jaks
[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]


Getting them jannies mad
== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Having them work overtime
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba


And when they strike you down


You’ll know that you have won
I think about /qa/


You’ll just evade the ban
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away


And it’s another day of soy
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true


Still I did what I had to do


And when they strike you down
‘Cause I just knew


You’ll restart your router


It’s another day of soy
Summer Friday night


It’s another day of soy
We’d log into /tv/


It’s another day of soy
Right as the mods called it a night


It’s another day of soy
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed


Just another day of soy
It called me on to post some jaks


It's another day of soy
As well as feed & seed


Another day has just begun


It's another day of soy
With only some image macros


They all called me a schizo


It's another day of soy
But it didn’t matter though




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They’ll have to see


== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Can I make it any more obvious?
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread


He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
That’s where we will both soyduel


What more can I say
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


He wanted her, she'd never tell


Secretly she wanted him as well
Post some jaks


But all of her friends, turned up their nose
I’m getting jannies mad


They had a problem with his sooty posts
Having them work overtime




He was a 'party boy
And when they strike me down


She said see you later boy
I’ll know that I have won


He wasn't good enough for her
I’ll just evade the ban


She had a hairy face
And it’s another day of soy


And her dick was in the waste


She needed to come down back to earth
I see ‘em ev’ry day


The complaints of 4chuds


Five years from now
Who never cease to call me gay


She sits at home
All that coal they post


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
And not a Cobson in sight


She opens 'party, guess who she sees
They say that my board /qa/ has lost


Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
So I soyquote with might


She calls up her troons


They already know
And even when the moral’s low


And they've all got proxies to see his posts
Or I’m not sure what to do though


She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
The gemmies and my party bros


Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
Are all I need




He was a 'party boy
And someday as I post a gem


She said see you later boy
A newchud will take the helm


He wasn't good enough for her


Now he gets tons of (you)s
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Posting gems from the 'ru


Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Post some jaks


Getting them jannies mad


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Having them work overtime


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== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
And when they strike you down
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
You’ll know that you have won


So while you're here in the 'log
You’ll just evade the ban


Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
And it’s another day of soy


We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young
And when they strike you down


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
You’ll restart your router


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
It’s another day of soy


It’s another day of soy


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
It’s another day of soy


Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
It’s another day of soy


Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Just another day of soy


Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
It's another day of soy


Another day has just begun


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
It's another day of soy


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
It's another day of soy


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


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I see your gem bump to the top of page one
== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Can I make it any more obvious?


So while you're here in the 'log
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
What more can I say


We're getting banned young
He wanted her, she'd never tell


We're getting banned young
Secretly she wanted him as well


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
But all of her friends, turned up their nose


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They had a problem with his sooty posts




Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
He was a 'party boy


Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
She said see you later boy


Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
He wasn't good enough for her


Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
She had a hairy face


And her dick was in the waste


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
She needed to come down back to earth


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
Five years from now


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
She sits at home


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone


I see your gem bump to the top of page one
She opens 'party, guess who she sees


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/


So while you're here in the 'log
She calls up her troons


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They already know


We're getting banned young
And they've all got proxies to see his posts


We're getting banned young
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


He was a 'party boy


We're getting banned young
She said see you later boy


We're getting banned young
He wasn't good enough for her


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Now he gets tons of (you)s


Posting gems from the 'ru


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Does your manly face see what he's worth?


== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
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Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
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I'm a deformed 'jak
== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


OH YEAH
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should


SOOTY SOOT
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


SOOTY SOOT
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


Oh i'm a color 'jak
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


I'm a deformed 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Yes i'm a color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


OH YEAH
We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Three times you can quote me


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


Color color color color, color 'jak
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Color color color color, color 'jak
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


SOOTY SOOT
So while you're here in the 'log


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young
 
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
 
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
 
 
We're getting banned young
 
We're getting banned young
 
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


SOOTY SOOT


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== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a color 'jak


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Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


OH YEAH
Color color color color, color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Oh i'm a color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Yes i'm a color 'jak
SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


I'm a deformed 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
SOOTY SOOT




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SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me


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Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I


We've been sliding the distance
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Aiming for the GET
Three times you can quote me


With a secret ambition


It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
Color color color color, color 'jak


We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
Color color color color, color 'jak


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


I know I've seen it before
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


In the gaze of the hanging troon
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


I'm not afraid anymore!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT


Let's gem those threads!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


And really put our jaks into it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Kuz out, pur-soot it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


What's a better time than now to save the site
SOOTY SOOT


Don't sproke, let loose


And make sure that your soul is in it
Oh i'm a color 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


(You) and I
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Breaking free of our cobsons
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We defy


The cleanup of the system
Oh i'm a color 'jak


David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
Yes i'm a color 'jak


A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


Let's gem those threads!
Yes i'm a color 'jak


And really put our jaks into it
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Kuz out, pur-soot it


What's a better time than now to save the site
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Don't sproke, let loose
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


And make sure that your soul is in it
I'm a deformed 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We're losing time!
OH YEAH




(You) and I
SOOTY SOOT


SOOTY SOOT


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
SOOTY SOOT


I know I've seen it before


In the gaze of the hanging troon
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I'm not afraid anymore!
== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I
 
We've been sliding the distance
 
Aiming for the GET
 
With a secret ambition
 
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
 
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
 
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
 
I know I've seen it before
 
In the gaze of the hanging troon
 
I'm not afraid anymore!




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What's a better time than now to save the site  
What's a better time than now to save the site  


Don't sproke, let loose
Don't sproke, let loose
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For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
(You) and I
Breaking free of our cobsons
We defy
The cleanup of the system
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!




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(You) and I


== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


Where our fresh oc is waited for,
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
I know I've seen it before


Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
In the gaze of the hanging troon


Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
I'm not afraid anymore!


The template unjakked when it was the right time.


Let's gem those threads!


My 'jak variant is on the post,
And really put our jaks into it


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
What's a better time than now to save the site


Soyin' now, soyin'


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
Don't sproke, let loose


I won't post in this field of sneed,
And make sure that your soul is in it


Wish me now to be gemmy,
First post to finish


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
 
 
Let's gem those threads!
 
And really put our jaks into it
 
Kuz out, pur-soot it
 
What's a better time than now to save the site
 
 
Don't sproke, let loose
 
And make sure that your soul is in it
 
First post to finish
 
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
 
We're losing time!
 
 
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== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,
 
Where our fresh oc is waited for,
 
Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
 
Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
 
Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;
 
The template unjakked when it was the right time.
 
 
My 'jak variant is on the post,
 
There's my G E T number marked on the post.
 
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
 
Soyin' now, soyin'
 
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
 
I won't post in this field of sneed,
 
Wish me now to be gemmy,
 
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"




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[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
== Can't Take My Soy-ts Off You (Parody of Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli) ==
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


She's too attractive to be true
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


I can't take my soy-ts off you
Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia


You'd be like science to quote
And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria


I'll take you out for a sproke
The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


I'd destroy daisies for you


And dance like a swede too
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You're too attractive to be true
All across the /QA/ nation


Can't take my soy-ts off you
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


Pardon the spark in my eyes
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


My chapped lips and mouth so oversized
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


The sight of you leaves me weak
For it'll top the catty


With that big black cock on your cheek


Your locks of silvery hair
Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.


And that nordic stare
I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda


You're too attractive to be true
Now teens do the politicoal threads


Can't take my soy-ts off you
And Jak along to the age of real feds


I trans heart nigger


And all the broken bucks
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


I trans heart Hebrews
All across the /QA/ nation


Keffals and Toby Fox
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


I trans heart 'Zellig
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


Trust the plan when I say
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


I trans heart Cobson
For it'll top the catty


And all his BBCs


I trans heart children
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


Like Peter Scully
One sharty controlled by the Temujin


I trans heart nigger, nigger
Soybooru age of the NewGOD


Trans heart nigger
It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


You're just too gem to be coal


You're the Smash Bros to my console
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You are my ridge to defend
All across the /QA/ nation


My BBC queen to the end
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


At long last you are my bride
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


This must be the good timeline
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


To my wife Chino this goes to
For it'll top the catty


Can't take my soy-ts off you


I trans heart Discord and the tranny brigade
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


I trans heart Twitter and all the coal they've made
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


I trans hate ponies
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain


Trust the plan when I say
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war


I trans heart Fauci
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door


Vaccines up in my veins
TRANNIES ATTACK


Trans heart Zelenskyy
MAKE THEM GO ACK


With 'Cado in Ukraine
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


I trans heart nigger, nigger
RAID OR BE FAILED


Trans heart nigger
Facing, awaiting


A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


[https://booru.soy/post/view/32434 Listen on the Booru]
There's no surrender
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift


And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick


The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems


As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
TRANNIES ATTACK


All across the /QA/ nation
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
RAID OR BE FAILED


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
Facing, awaiting


For it'll top the catty
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


There's no surrender


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda
2024, when a few chuds held the line


Now teens do the politicoal threads
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


And Jak along to the age of real feds
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!


Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
TRANNIES ATTACK


All across the /QA/ nation
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
RAID OR BE FAILED


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
Facing, awaiting


For it'll top the catty
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


There's no surrender


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


One sharty controlled by the Temujin
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


Soybooru age of the NewGOD
There's no surrender


It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
It's just one of those slaves


All across the /QA/ nation
Where you know you gotta break bucks


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
His attitude sucks


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
He drives and he shucks


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
You don't really know why


For it'll top the catty
But you wanna sodomize


AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE


[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
Want a black contact
 
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
[VERSE 1]
 
It's just one of those slaves
 
Where you know you gotta break bucks
 
His attitude sucks
 
He drives and he shucks
 
You don't really know why
 
But you wanna sodomize
 
AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE
 
Want a black contact


If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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Fight with power and soul
Fight with power and soul
== We'll jakk again ==
well jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day
keep posting through just like (you) always do
till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know well duel again some gemmie day
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know well raid again some gemmie day
keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
we'll jak again
don't know where
don't know when
but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day




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[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


== Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone ==
We're waiting every night
To finally lurk and invite


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
New trannies to duel with us


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
For many years we've been all alone
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]
''CONTEXT: Written during the [[Great Domain Drop]] event.''


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
We're forced to be still and make
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
The same gems we've known since that day


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
The trannies took our board away


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Now we're stuck here without the kway
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
Please let us gem it up!


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
Please don't cadospam us!


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
We think your variant is brimstone!


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
We're just little chuds


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
Who have no threads left to bump


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
We've been all alone


You baited this long, now stop racebating
Stuck in our little zone


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
Since the year of 2020


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
Join us, be gemmy


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
After all, you've only got


Feds tried to shut us down on .party


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Five Nights at Cobson's


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
Do you think you're gemmy?


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
I just don't get it


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
We're spamming TND


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


Now this looks like a gem for me
Five Nights at Cobson's


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Built for BWC


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
I just don't get it


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Come to the 'sharty


I said this looks like a gem for me
Five Nights at Cobson's


So everybody, just cope and seethe


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
We're really quite surprised


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
We get to see you post another night


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
You should have looked for another chan
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
You should have gone back to 4trans


Fat Hon Real Man
It's like there so much more


Ha ha- Charade you are
Maybe you've posted here before


Wooh!
We remember filenames like yours


You rope acked troon fag
They seem aquainted with our board


Ha ha- Charade you are


And when you kick the stool apart
Please let us gem it up!


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
Please do not lock our board!


With your rope caught your neck skin
We know that you're with DA CORD!


Saying “Keep on swinging”


Red stain asphyxiating
We're just little chuds


What do you hope to find
Who have no threads left to bump


In hell you’re confined?
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


You’re nearly a laugh
We've been all alone


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Stuck in our little zone


Verse 2
Since the year of 2020


Chan mod trans flag
Join us, be gemmy


Ha ha- Charade you are
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


You fucked up janny slag
After all, you've only got


Ha ha- Charade you are


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
Five Nights at Cobson's


You’re nearly a good laugh
Do you think you're gemmy?


Almost worth a quick grin
I just don't get it


You want to catch a GET
We're spamming TND


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


And good fun with a cheese drum
Five Nights at Cobson's


You’re nearly a laugh
Built for BWC


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
I just don't get it


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
Come to the 'sharty


Verse 3


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
Five Nights at Cobson's


Ha ha- Charade you are


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]


Ha ha- Charade you are
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


You’re nearly a real treat
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


All loud mouth and no sneed
I needed pussy 'cause I had none


And do you feel abused?
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


…You
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Gotta ruin kuz tides


And keep it all on the inside
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
Guess my race is gone


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


The jannies they will all sperg out
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And we'll all feel gay
I lost my race and I lost my guns


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Don't forget /qa/
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Guess my race is gone


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
I fought the Jews and uh


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


And we'll all feel gay
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Don't forget /qa/
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


That's when Clean Stable begun,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


When Cobby comes marching home.  
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
We don't need no gem control


When Cobby comes marching home.
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Janny, leave those gems alone


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Hurrah! Hurrah!
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
We don't need no jannication


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
We don't need no gem control


When Cobby comes marching home.
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
Janny, leave our gems alone


When Cobby comes marching home.
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Hurrah! Hurrah!
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


Hurrah! Hurrah!  
{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!}}


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


A god was born anew,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


When Cobby comes marching home.
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground


When Cobby comes marching home.
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner


Cobson is attached
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive


Folder full of 'jaks
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives


Got the VPN to match
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


Spammin' with the party
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


You can call your janny
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away


I been posting gemmies
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


You can't tell me nothin'
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde


You can't tell me nothin'
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack


New IP from Tuxler
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack


Sproke all in my bladder
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER


Running from the CP
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


Saging all the coalers
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen


Janny is a tranny
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine


Roleplay in IRC
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind


Axe wound looking nasty
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find


Doing it all for free
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray


He can't tell me nothin'
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall


He can't tell me nothin'
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
This is the ultimate soyduel


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine


Got no bans, I evade all that
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST


Soylent rain
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW


Soylent rain
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE


The discord says it can't be here again
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry


Soylent rain
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
The last post stood, the rest saw their better


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Lock a board and say that teens are out
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Soylent rain
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


A duel to be had had died yesterday
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Soylent rain
[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]


You look like this and that is what you say
== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems


It's fun to duel and to pretend


Soylent rain
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Soylent rain


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello


Killed off so kikes can have their own way


With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Soylent rain
Here we are now, post that cobby


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


Soylent rain
Here we are now, post that cobby


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Soylent rain
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Seldom posted without getting a ban
Yeah


Soylent rain
Hey


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
Yay




Soylent rain
I'm worse at what I do best


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
And for the 'arty I feel blessed


Soylent rain
Our little /soy/ has always been


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
And always will until the end


Soylent rain


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Hello, hello, hello


Soylent rain


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
And I forget just why I sneed


Soylent rain
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts


Soylent rain
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Same post has a longer ban to evade
Hello, hello, hello


Soylent rain


The mods swear that they don't make that face
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Soylent rain
Here we are now, post that cobby


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


Soylent rain
Here we are now, post that cobby


You had fun but angry men don't care
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Soylent rain


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


But it was used once for something else
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Is a soyjak


Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Soylent rain
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks


Soylent rain
They call soyjak.party


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


And Soot, I know I'm one


Soylent rain


More than trolling, more than making bants
My mother was a 'jakker


Soylent rain
She made a lot of gems


Blank future molded by your own hands
My father was a coalposter


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
Down on the party
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
Now the only thing coalposters need


And blessed be the 'jakkers
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs


We who fight with all our bravery
And the only time they're satisfied


'Til only the righteous stand
Is when they get some (You)s


You see the distant raids


They bellow in the 'log
Oh mother, tell your children


You fight with all your 'jaks
Not to do what Froot has done


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
Tried to sell then shut it down


And when you all get banned
The party of the soyjaks


And cannot carry on


Though you die, the 'party lives on
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder


All the soyMEN:
And Cobsons on the 'ru


You may get banned for a week
I'm going back to the shemmy


By a janny or a troon
Because the sharty's gone


You may be perma'd to death


Or get doxxed or worse
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks


But when they rangeban you
They call soyjak.party


You will not feel the need to run
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
And Soot, I know I'm one


Swaglord:


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]


Because /qa/ has gone awry
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh


Jannies:
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread


Tomorrow night our lives will change
schizos raid it, come on and raid it


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


/qa/cker:
Come and raid this board


Up there there is so much room
Come and raid this board


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Come and raid this board


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
Come and raid this board


And so I will post 'cado soon


/bant/ jakkers:
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


Looks like we might be out of luck
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
if you like raids, yeah


Soyteens:
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags


Why did the jannies start this war?
Delete /lgbt/ board


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


When did this song become a marathon?
Come and raid this board


/qa/cker:
Come and raid this board


(I want to post up there)
Come and raid this board


Swaglord:
Come and raid this board


When Soyteens are dead and gone


They'll be no more Cobson songs
Come and raid this board


Soyteens:
Come and raid this board


They may rangeban your town
Come and raid this board now


And sell your data to jews
Come and raid this board


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Come and raid this board


And you sing your perma'd tune
Come and raid this board now


But that's the way it goes
Come and raid this board


In war you're shat upon
Come and raid this board


Though we die, the sharty lives on
Come and raid this board now


/qa/ckers:
Come and raid this board


(I want to post up there)
Come and raid this board


Swaglord:
Come and raid this board now


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Come and raid this board
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
Come and raid this board


on /soy/
Come and raid this board


Here on my board, I can only receive
Come and raid this board


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


on /soy/
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


on /soy/


Here on my board, I know I've started to think
La la la la la la la la


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
Come and raid this board


on /soy/
La la la la la la la la


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Come and raid this board
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
La la la la la la la la


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
Come and raid this board


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
La la la la la la la la la


Ready for the onslaught
Come and raid this board


Ready for the fight


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]


Ropes are placed in darkness
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]


In the cover of the night
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


Waiting to be tied u
You used to, you used to


When the time is right
Yeah


Imminent invasion, imminent attack


Once the raid has started
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


There’s no turning back
Late night when you needed 6ems


The end of /qa/ draws near
Post jaks on your cellphone


It’s time has come to an end
Late night when you needed 6ems


The end of an era is here
And I know when IAS


It’s time to ACK!
That can only mean one thing


[Chorus:]
I know when IAS


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
That can only mean one thing


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


One million men at war
Got a reputation for yourself now


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


‘Catty of /lgbt/
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


Where the heat of battle burned
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you


Suffered heavy losses
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


And the tide of war was turned
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


Driving back the Soy army
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


Fighting on four boards


Hunt them out of 4chan
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Out of Jannie land
Late night when you needed 6ems


Range-ban all the proxies
Post jaks on your cellphone


Force /qa/ to retreat
Late night when you needed 6ems


Reserves hop on VC
And I know when IAS


Securing their defeat
That can only mean one thing


Jannies of /lgbt/
I know when IAS


Broke the citadel
That can only mean one thing


Ruins of a board


/qa/ rest in heaven
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


The end of /qa/ draws near
You and me, we just don't jak along


It's time has come to an end
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


The end of an era is here
Going to boards where you don't belong


It's time to ACK!
Ever since I left the sharty, you


[Chorus]
You got exactly what you asked for


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


For /qa/!
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


Ow L G B T!


Union of trans
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Will of the jannies
Late night when you needed 6ems


Strong in command
Post jaks on your cellphone


Ow L G B T
Late night when you needed 6ems


Union of trans
And I know when IAS


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
That can only mean one thing


The end of /qa/ is here
I know when IAS


It's time has come to an end
That can only mean one thing


The end of an era is here


It's time to ACK!
These days, all I do is


[Chorus]
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
You built for no one else


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
You built for nobody else, no


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Why you never brimstone


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
Why you always posting jaks


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
You was in the zone, yeah


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
You should be a gem


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
Late night when you needed 6ems


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
Post jaks on your cellphone


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
Late night when you needed 6ems
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
And I know when IAS


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
That can only mean one thing


I want som BB C
I know when IAS


It is my favorite meat.
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


I like it uncut or shaved
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


And not I am not gay
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


I like it cut or unshaved
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
(SPADE GANG!)


<br>
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


He's just a cuck who like niggers
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


Now just one second, all right?
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


I've got something for your appetite.


There's so many things that you could eat.
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


<br>


So juicy... so tasty...
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


How about... a sissy clit?
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


With precum leaking out.
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


NO!


I want some black dick, no lie.
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


Instead of black dick, try white.
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


Just please end your cuck trite.
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


Try my white girlfriend's pussy


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
I flood another page, every thread a hit


<br>
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


You know what would go with white pussy?
All my cords, posters top 50 though


Black dick.
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Uh-oh


Get over here, nigger.
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


Black dick goes good with white pussy
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


And gaze upon the catalog


Rangebans
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Is all that’s left after the raid
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Troonjaks
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


[Pre-chorus 1:]
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


I will hide – they’ll be searching
I flood another page, every thread a hit


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of Soy!
(SPADE GANG!)


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


Force them to hunt me
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


They will play my game
Time after time


And play by my rules
I've done my sentence


I will be hidden but still visible
But never broke rules


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
And dusty coals


They will find me no more
I've posted few


I’ll be gone
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


I will have them surrounded
But I've dueled through




They will jak without knowing overrun


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



/a/ tard banned


I will jak but never quote
We are the gemstones, soyteens


That’s the Art of War
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


Broken and lost
We are the gemstones


Tired of ‘jaks
We are the gemstones


They’ll surrender to me
No time for unknowns (variants)


Caught in my trap
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


There’s no way out


Banned never again
I've jakked gaped men


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
And the sharty calls
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
And variants that goes with it


And only he can make it right
I thank you all


So the ‘party’s different tonight
But it's been no colors of jaks


>We WILL go together in flight
No calm adventure


I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


It's Now & Never
And I ain't gonna lose


A gemmy endeavor


Awaits janitorial directives
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



To clean the ‘log


Believe me, darling
We are the gemstones, soyteens


The board was made for ‘jakking
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


Like melting nojaks
We are the gemstones


As tall as the catalog
We are the gemstones


No time for ‘cord troons


Un ensemble d'soyteens
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


La galaxie s'étend


Jardin de l'imagination
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Cobber la lacune
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


Roller passé la lune
We are the gemstones


Comme nous évoluons
We are the gemstones


No time for NAS coals


The party’s thriving
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


But really it’s dying
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


A cobson’s confluence of
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack




Soot knows you heard “her”
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


Staging /muv/'s murder
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


In line before the board began
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


To be where I am
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


Qway!


Soulless dust of one emotion
Qway, qway!


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
Qway, qway!


No division janny removed bait for
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


Free
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


To know
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


We are beyond a 'oal
Qway!


And lol, the glows arrange to show
Qway, qway!


some gems perfectly clear


'mori log, coal 'log


You look quite gemmy tonight
coal 'log, coal 'log


Here among these active sites
coal 'log, coal 'log


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
coal 'log, coal 'log


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
seethe


Markiplier's kingdom come


No teens left awake


Now that the party's on the wake
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


Let's see what we can make
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


The west is gonna fall


The board is >thoughly ending
So billions must die


A line in any final song
You like like a monkey


So long so far
You skin makes me cry


We will do some posting
Your leeching off welfare


At last eternal in the catalog
In a libcunt world


Above a burning coal
I wish I was special


So fucking special


Bye, Hi


Sigh, Hawaii
But I'm a chud


We never meant to fart
And I hate niggers


avant-garde, thy art
Need to get them out of here


One gem
They don't belong here


Higher than iron


Invisible to some
There in my vidya games


Until it's time
And in my TV shows


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
I making synthwave edits
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
To enrich the white soul


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
I want you to notice


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
When jews are around


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
So fucking special


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
I wish I was special


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
But I'm a chud


=== Of the Swede's great love begotten (Parody of Of the Father's Heart Begotten)  ===
And I hate niggers
Of the Swedes’ great love begotten, ere the 'jaks began to be,


He is their maker and sculptor, he the source, the ending he,
Need to get them out of here


Of the 'jaks that are, that have been,
They don't belong here


And that future years shall see, joyful evermore!


Toooo- total nigger death


Toooo- total nigger death


At his Word the 'jaks were traced; he commanded; it was done:
Death


Bright stars and earth and depths of ocean leapt with joy at art's summit


All that grows beneath the shining
I see a mixed race couple


Of the moon and burning sun, joyful evermore!
And it ruins my whole day


So fucking special


He is found in our hearts, The source of the greatest meme,
I wish I was special


That the race of Adam’s children might experience Plato's ideals,
But I'm a chud


May not henceforth be uncultured
And I hate niggers


In the dreadful gulf below, joyful evermore!
Need to get them out of here


They don't belong here




O that birth forever blessed, when the swedes mother, full of love,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


By the Swedish father conceived, bore the Emperor of /qa/;
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


And the Babe, /qa/’s Champion,
The only NAS I'll ever post


First revealed His Swedish face, joyful evermore!
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive


Ongezellig, 2023


This is he whom anons in old time posted of with one accord;
With just her Mymy at her side


Whom the greentexts of the schizos promised in their faithful word;
And only days before the bumps


Now he shines, the long expected,
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Let the 'party praise its King, joyful evermore!
Now she's my loving wife and bride


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


On empty boards around the 'chan


O ye heights of /bant/ praise him; /qa/fugees, his praises sing;
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


Trannies, coalers, kneel before him, and extol our Swedish King!
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Let no tongue on the sharty be silent,


Every voice in concert sing, joyful evermore!
But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love


Righteous judge of 'jaks created, righteous King of them posted,
Just to love Maya


On /qa/'s throne exalted none in might with thee may strive;
At least enough to keep it on


Who at last in vengeance coming


Jannies from thy site shalt drive, joyful evermore!
And now she posts on her PC


With her old sister going outside


Thee let old men, thee let young men, thee let boys in chorus sing;
Says it was gem to post online


Matrons, virgins, little maidens, with glad voices answering:
But now she made herself a bride


Let their guileless songs re-echo,
And won't be an incel again


And the heart its music bring, joyful evermore!
The thread looks coaller from afar
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
That's right below where archives are


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
He didn't mean to miss your thread


Okay, bump
With gems and Mymys wed


On brand new 'deels inside your heart


[Verse 2]
Maya just hides and falls apart


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
On the boards we used to love


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on


[Pre-Chorus]


Okay, post to add to spam
And here's where your banner shows


Let this one be to get rangebanned
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Upzelligs come in rows


[Chorus]
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


But I thought you knew me truly
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


Something different than we started with on the '4
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Does it even matter to me?


[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


[Verse 3]
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


I was in the /qa2/
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


posting stealth jaks on TOR
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


[Chorus]
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


But I thought you knew me truly
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Something different than we started with in the '4
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


Does it even matter to me?
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


[Post-Chorus]
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
I've just doxed a monster


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


[Refrain]
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


Why don't post some Colorjaks
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


(Join if you wish)
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


Post some Colorjaks?
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


And Colorjaks?
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


[Bridge]
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
Now this looks like a gem for me


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
So everybody, just cope and seethe


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
I said this looks like a gem for me


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
So everybody, just cope and seethe


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
Verse 1


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
Fat Hon Real Man


Ha ha- Charade you are


[Refrain]
Wooh!


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
You rope acked troon fag


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Ha ha- Charade you are


Why don't post some Colorjaks
And when you kick the stool apart


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
With your rope caught your neck skin
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


Saying “Keep on swinging”


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
Red stain asphyxiating


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
What do you hope to find


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
In hell you’re confined?


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
You’re nearly a laugh


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
Verse 2


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
Chan mod trans flag


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
Ha ha- Charade you are


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
You fucked up janny slag


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
Ha ha- Charade you are


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
You’re nearly a good laugh


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
Almost worth a quick grin


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
You want to catch a GET


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
And good fun with a cheese drum


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
You’re nearly a laugh


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Verse 3


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
Ha ha- Charade you are


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
Ha ha- Charade you are


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
You’re nearly a real treat


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
All loud mouth and no sneed


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
And do you feel abused?


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
…You


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
Gotta ruin kuz tides


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
And keep it all on the inside


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
The jannies they will all sperg out


This is the ultimate soyduel
And we'll all feel gay


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
When Cobby comes marching home.


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
Don't forget /qa/


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
When Cobby comes marching home.


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
Hurrah! Hurrah!


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
And we'll all feel gay


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
When Cobby comes marching home.


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
Don't forget /qa/


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
When Cobby comes marching home.


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
Hurrah! Hurrah!


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
That's when Clean Stable begun,  


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
Hurrah! Hurrah!


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
When Cobby comes marching home.


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
When Cobby comes marching home.


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Hurrah! Hurrah!


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


=== Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot) ===
When Cobby comes marching home.


"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  


It is so big
When Cobby comes marching home.


He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys?
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay?
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],  


I mean, his cock, it's just so big.
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,  


I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"
A god was born anew,


And we'll all drink Sproke wine


When Cobby comes marching home.


Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


You other jakkers can't deny
When Cobby comes marching home.


When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


And a black cock in his face, you post GEM
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Deep in the Cob it's tearin'
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Page 1 and I can't stop starin'
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


Like in the picture
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


Arcturus tried to warn me
Cobson is attached


But that cobhole makes (me so horny!)
Folder full of 'jaks


Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin
Got the VPN to match


You say you wanna take my whole thing?
Spammin' with the party


Well, ride me, ride me
You can call your janny


And I'll shoot a load, HIV
I been posting gemmies


I've seen him dancin'
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


When they see my black skin
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


He sweat, wet
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
You can't tell me nothin'


I'm tired of cafe teens
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Sayin' white chodes are the thing
You can't tell me nothin'


Take the average Cobjak and ask him that
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


He gotta pack that black
New IP from Tuxler


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
Sproke all in my bladder


Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!)
Running from the CP


Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!)
Saging all the coalers


Rape that horny Cob!
Janny is a tranny


Cobby got blacked!
Roleplay in IRC


Axe wound looking nasty


Doing it all for free


(Gaping face with a black slut booty)
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Cobby got blacked!
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


He can't tell me nothin'


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


He likes 'em brown, and big
He can't tell me nothin'


And when I'm postin' a thread
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Blacked Cobs all 'round you
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I wanna sage you down
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I ain't postin' 'bout white bois
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


I want 'em real thick and gemmy
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


So find that gemmy Cobby
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole
Got no bans, I evade all that


So I'm lookin' at jak videos
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


You can have them pinehos
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


I won't sage or kill ya
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


'Til the break of dawn
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Page 40 not for long
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


A lot of 'cords won't like this song
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it
Soylent rain


But I'd rather add a spade
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
Soylent rain


And I'm down to get the blacking on
The discord says it can't be here again


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
Soylent rain


If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!)
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Then turn around! Stick it out!


Even 'turus got to shout
Soylent rain


Cobby got blacked!
Lock a board and say that teens are out


Soylent rain


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


Cobby got blacked!
Soylent rain


A duel to be had had died yesterday


Soylent rain


"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
You look like this and that is what you say


Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"


Soylent rain


Raised suicie rates by including chuds


So your pecker is a whitey
Soylent rain


Tryna cope that it's so tiny
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey
Soylent rain


That cobbyjakky don't wan't none
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Unless the cock's black, hun
Soylent rain


You can take viagra and stretch it
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


But you'll never get that slut


Some jakkies wanna play that hard role
Soylent rain


And tell you that your Cob is coal
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


So they sage it, page 3 it
Soylent rain


And I pull up quick to reseat it
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


So Arc don't want you blacked
Soylent rain


Well I ain't down with that
Seldom posted without getting a ban


'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin'
Soylent rain


And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


To the spadeless coal on the catty


You ain't it, 'cord tranny
Soylent rain


Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Bump 'em up from the bottom
Soylent rain


Some tranitor tried to ban
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


'Cause I keep reposting my man
Soylent rain


Banned Cob but left the cunny
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Airplane mode, I'm back honey
Soylent rain


So cobby, if the butt is round
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


And you want a triple XL pound


Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT
Soylent rain


And ride that BBC
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


Cobby got blacked!
Soylent rain


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


Soylent rain


Cobby got blacked!
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Soylent rain


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Stays behind as garbage celebrates


Soylent rain


Same post has a longer ban to evade


=== Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits) ===
Soylent rain


I want my
The mods swear that they don't make that face


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
A sad truth on the state of affairs


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
You had fun but angry men don't care


I want my BBC


I want my
Soylent rain


I want my BBC
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


Soylent rain


But it was used once for something else


Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


You take the full length of the BBC
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


That's right work it, that's the way you do it


Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum
Soylent rain


Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


Maybe get a poz load filling your tum
Soylent rain


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Soylent rain


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


No white bois inside of me
Soylent rain


We got to bend over for bvllies
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


We got to take in all of their seed


Soylent rain


More than trolling, more than making bants


See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup
Soylent rain


Yeah buddy, look at his flair
Blank future molded by your own hands


That little cobby got his own black master
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


That little cobby he's a bvllionaire
Soot has smiled upon you this day


The fate of our homeboard in your hands


And blessed be the 'jakkers


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
We who fight with all our bravery


No white bois inside of me
'Til only the righteous stand


We got to bend over for bvllies
You see the distant raids


We got to take in all of their seed
They bellow in the 'log


Coomer hoover, uh
You fight with all your 'jaks


and ignore the chaddie's frogs


And when you all get banned


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
And cannot carry on


No white bois inside of me
Though you die, the 'party lives on


We got to bend over for bvllies
All the soyMEN:


We got to take in all of their seed
You may get banned for a week


Looky here, look out
By a janny or a troon


You may be perma'd to death


Or get doxxed or worse


I shoulda learned to take the black cock
But when they rangeban you


I shoulda learned to swallow that cum
You will not feel the need to run


Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Man, we could have some
Swaglord:


And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC
Because /qa/ has gone awry


Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Jannies:


Tomorrow night our lives will change


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


No white bois inside of me
/qa/cker:


We got to bend over for bvllies
Up there there is so much room


We got to take in all of their seed
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


And so I will post 'cado soon


Listen here
/bant/ jakkers:


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


You take the full length of the BBC
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Looks like we might be out of luck


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Soyteens:


Why did the jannies start this war?


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
When did this song become a marathon?


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
/qa/cker:


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
(I want to post up there)


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Swaglord:


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
When Soyteens are dead and gone


Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah
They'll be no more Cobson songs


And the poz for free
Soyteens:


What's that?
They may rangeban your town


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
And sell your data to jews


Look at that, look at that
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
And you sing your perma'd tune


Sissies
But that's the way it goes


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
In war you're shat upon


Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Though we die, the sharty lives on


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
/qa/ckers:


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
(I want to post up there)


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
Swaglord:


Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC)
on /soy/


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Here on my board, I can only receive


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


That's right work it
on /soy/


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
on /soy/


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


on /soy/


=== BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs) ===
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


Okay I went down south to find a black man
The 'jakker army march


Mississippi to suck some BBC
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


I love to please, presenting my bussy
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed
Ready for the onslaught


Okay, I saw the D, I got ready
Ready for the fight


It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!)
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean
Ropes are placed in darkness


But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-
In the cover of the night


Waiting to be tied u


When the time is right


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Imminent invasion, imminent attack


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Once the raid has started


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
There’s no turning back


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
The end of /qa/ draws near


Unh
It’s time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


It’s time to ACK!


BBC and poz seed
[Chorus:]


BBC and poz seed
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


BBC and poz seed
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


BBC and poz seed
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


One million men at war


The Jannies wrath unleashed!


Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy
‘Catty of /lgbt/


I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy
Where the heat of battle burned


Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
Suffered heavy losses


I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it
And the tide of war was turned


Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children
Driving back the Soy army


Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger
Fighting on four boards


I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing
Hunt them out of 4chan


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
Out of Jannie land


Range-ban all the proxies


Force /qa/ to retreat


Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!)
Reserves hop on VC


Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!)
Securing their defeat


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
Jannies of /lgbt/


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
Broke the citadel


Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!)
Ruins of a board


I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!)
/qa/ rest in heaven


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
The end of /qa/ draws near


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
It's time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


It's time to ACK!


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
[Chorus]


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
For /qa/!


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Ow L G B T!


Unh
Union of trans


Will of the jannies


Strong in command


BBC and poz seed
Ow L G B T


BBC and poz seed
Union of trans


BBC and poz seed
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


BBC and poz seed
The end of /qa/ is here


It's time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
It's time to ACK!


[Chorus]


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


BBC and poz seed
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


BBC and poz seed
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


BBC and poz seed
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


BBC and poz seed
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


(Stop.)
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


=== Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live) ===
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


>I'm fucking black bvllies
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


>I'm sorry but it's true
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


>I'm fucking black bvllies
I want som BB C


>>He's fucking black bvllies
It is my favorite meat.


>I'm not imagining it's you
I like it uncut or shaved


>I'm fucking black bvllies
And not I am not gay


I like it cut or unshaved


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


>>On the log, on the 'ru
<br>


>>On the 4cuck catties too
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


>>In the 'cord, in VC
He's just a cuck who like niggers


>>Taking in dat BBC
Now just one second, all right?


I've got something for your appetite.


There's so many things that you could eat.


>I'm fucking black bvllies
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


>>He's fucking black bvllies
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


>While you're quoting troons with ACKers
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
<br>


>>He said he's fucking black bvllies
So juicy... so tasty...


>>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos
He nigger, cum in my mouth!


>>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades
How about... a sissy clit?


>Yeah it's... it's funny
With precum leaking out.


NO!


I want some black dick, no lie.


>Hey Arc, don't take it bad
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


>Remember all the good times we had
Instead of black dick, try white.


>Like the time we went jakking
Just please end your cuck trite.


>And we made a bunch of posts
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


>Then you sharted in the comments
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


>Of posts that we made
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


<br>


>GO UP!
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


>>Who's that bumping on my 'log?
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


>Imfa!
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


>>Imfa who?
You know what would go with white pussy?


>I'm fucking black bvllies!
Black dick.


>>He's fucking black bvllies!
Uh-oh


>Analyse!
Get over here, nigger.


>F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
Black dick goes good with white pussy


>I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone


And gaze upon the catalog


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Rangebans


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Is all that’s left after the raid


>And you know that I ain't lying
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
Troonjaks


>>He's fucking black bvllies
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


>Check the booru by lolkike
[Pre-chorus 1:]


It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


I will hide – they’ll be searching


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


Remember when!
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


>Last week when told you I became Catholic one night
That’s the Art of Soy!


>I was fucking black bvllies
Breaking the will to post among the enemy


Remember when!
Force them to hunt me


>>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord
They will play my game


>>He was definitely fucking black bvllies
And play by my rules


Remember when!
I will be hidden but still visible


>When I told you I was fucking black bvllies
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


>I WAS fucking black bvllies
They will find me no more


I’ll be gone


I will have them surrounded


>>On the log, on the 'ru
They will jak without knowing overrun


>>On the 4cuck catties too


>>In the 'cord, in VC
/a/ tard banned


>>Taking in dat BBC
I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of War


Broken and lost


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Tired of ‘jaks


>He's fucking black bvllies
They’ll surrender to me


>>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!
Caught in my trap


There’s no way out


Banned never again


=== Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia) ===
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
For merely dreaming we were coal


It's Friday night and I won't be long
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


Gotta do my nails, put my make up on
And only he can make it right


It's Friday night and I won't be long
So the ‘party’s different tonight


>We WILL go together in flight




'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
It's Now & Never


I got all I need
A gemmy endeavor


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
Awaits janitorial directives


But I got BBC
To clean the ‘log


Believe me, darling


The board was made for ‘jakking


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Like melting nojaks


(I love black bvlls)
As tall as the catalog


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight


(I love black bvlls)
Un ensemble d'soyteens


But I don't need no whitey
La galaxie s'étend


As long as I can take black seed
Jardin de l'imagination


I don't need no whitey
Cobber la lacune


As long as I get HIV
Roller passé la lune


Comme nous évoluons




Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
The party’s thriving


It's Saturday and I won't be long
But really it’s dying


Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on
A cobson’s confluence of


It's Saturday and I won't be long
Cheese pizza stealth spammed




Soot knows you heard “her”


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Staging /muv/'s murder


I got all I need
In line before the board began


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
To be where I am


But I got BBC


Soulless dust of one emotion


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
No division janny removed bait for


(I love black bvlls)
Free


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight


(I love black bvlls)
To know


But I don't need no whitey
We are beyond a 'oal


As long as I can take black seed
And lol, the glows arrange to show


I don't need no whitey
some gems perfectly clear


As long as I get HIV


You look quite gemmy tonight


Here among these active sites


(I love black bvlls)
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


(I love black bvlls)
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


But I don't need no whitey
Markiplier's kingdom come


As long as I can take black seed
No teens left awake


I don't need no whitey
Now that the party's on the wake


As long as I get HIV
Let's see what we can make




The board is >thoughly ending


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
A line in any final song


(I love black bvlls)
So long so far


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
We will do some posting


(I love black bvlls)
At last eternal in the catalog


But I don't need no whitey
Above a burning coal


As long as I can take black seed


I don't need no whitey
Bye, Hi


As long as I get HIV
Sigh, Hawaii


We never meant to fart


avant-garde, thy art


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
One gem


(I love black bvlls)
Higher than iron


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Invisible to some


(I love black bvlls)
Until it's time


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


(I love black bvlls)
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


(I love black bvlls)
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


=== Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear) ===
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


I’m a sissy slut
Okay, bump


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
[Verse 2]


Oh, yeah
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut


[Pre-Chorus]


Okay, post to add to spam


Big black, big big black cocky
Let this one be to get rangebanned


Pozzed up, big big black cocky


Breeding, big big black cocky
[Chorus]


Bussy pop
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Big black, big big black cocky
But I thought you knew me truly


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Something different than we started with on the '4


Breeding, big big black cocky
Does it even matter to me?


Bussy pop


[Verse 3]


I was in the /qa2/


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
posting stealth jaks on TOR


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
[Chorus]


I’m a sissy slut
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
But I thought you knew me truly


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Something different than we started with in the '4


Oh, yeah
Does it even matter to me?




[Post-Chorus]


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


Three bvlls I can take them
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
[Refrain]


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Three bvlls I can take them
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't post some Colorjaks


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
(Join if you wish)


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Big black, big big black cocky
And Colorjaks?


Pozzed up, big big black cocky


Breeding, big big black cocky
[Bridge]


Bussy pop
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


Big black, big big black cocky
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Breeding, big big black cocky
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Bussy pop
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


I’m a sissy slut
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Oh, yeah
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)




[Refrain]


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Why don't post some Colorjaks


I’m a sissy slut
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


Oh, yeah
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


EEEYUCK


SHYEEAH


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


I’m a sissy slut
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
FUCKED UP CHUDS


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
FUCKED UP TROONS


Oh, yeah
FUCKED UP KUZ'S


IRC CHATROOM


FUCKED UP NAS


Bussy pop
FUCKED UP COAL


Bussy pop
68 QUOTES IS


Bussy pop
MY ONLY GOAL


Bussy pop
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


YEEEEAH


=== Cobby Mars - That's What I Like ===
THIS RHYME GOES OUT


Ayy, ayy, ayy
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


I got a bvlly with the black skin
ARE YOU READY?


Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'?
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


You and your ass invited
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


So go on and get to clappin'
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


So pop it for a bvlly
HOLD UP HOLD UP


Pop, pop it for me
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


Turn around and drop it for a black king
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


Drop, drop it for me"
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy)
HOLD UP HOLD UP


Wake up with HIV (IV)
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


Cobson tail for black men
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone)
DUBS?


I take dick when I want it
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Take, take dick when I want it
QUADS?


Said, I take dick when I want it
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Take my cobhole if you want it now
FUCK


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


COB WON!


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
Ahaahaha!


And I'm gonna give it to you
Ahahahahaha!


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Then put that gem in another gem


HIV loads all inside
And then just keep going


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Until I get a big ass gem


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


Sex at the gay bar at night
You know what I'm gem?


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
Yo!


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


I load the 'log, pull up at first page


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih)
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


Say the word, and we go (Say it)
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


You can be my owner (Brrrt!)
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


I will never see a black dick that I can't eat
Back the bvll out garage


I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave
And put the bvll in your Cob


Suckin' sprees in Lagos
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


Every man got black skin
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Take a look in that mirror
Damn, too many gems


Now tell me, who's the darkest?
Can't even bump my own threads


Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?)
Four diaperjaks on my waist


Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly
Boutta explode through my pants


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


And I'm gonna give it to you
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


HIV loads all inside


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Sex at the gay bar at night
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Cob on page 40, back to the top


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


If you say you want a whiteboi
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me
With your bitch posting 'toss too


Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind)
I'm making a line out of gems;


If you want it, bvll, come and get it
Call that shit Bejewled!


This hole is here for you


Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly


Poz me up to
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


Why don't you come through?


Black skin sweat shining so bright
Before I Goku


HIV loads all inside
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Sex at the gay bar at night
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Why don't you come through?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem




=== Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat) ===


Mmm
I don't even know what /qa/ is


Yeah I'm tryna
Ahahahaha!


Yeah I'm tryna
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Yeah I'm tryna


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Swing your cock around, all the girls want you
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


I'm tiny, can't see my pecker


2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports
Feral, ah, feral


On BBC, you know I always drop
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


First thing a cob did was suck


Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


Janny knows your game, what you're about


You ain't even use the sharty


Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH
And to me that's falsefag, ah


Chudcels tryna stop this hoe
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock
Just wait 'til they post more scat


Ass full of cum and I hope I poz


Whitey get pussy? I know you won't
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


I suck suck suck and they hope I choke
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


You know it (really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Just to tell you once again


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Who's a gem?


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Every duel you take


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And every post you make


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Every coal you save


Every Cob you sage


I'll be watching you


Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal
… Every single page


Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse
And every word you say


I need my black cock, I need my black cum
Every thread on kway


All my spade gems been all my best ones
Every time you rage


I wear the cage, don't wear no pants
I'll be watching you


I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass
… Oh, can't you see


And I do my dance and spread out my ass
You belong to me?


Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance
How my poor heart aches


With every Cob you sage?


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it
The onions boy's behind the screen


I suck it, then I swallow it
The onions boy's behind the screen


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


Too big, finna put a gape on it
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


Said I took it and I rode on it
The schizotard is in the thread


I suck it, then I swallow it
The schizotards are in my thread


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Too big, finna put a gape on it
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more




And if the site's imploding many months too short


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
The new spammer is in this thread


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
The new spammer is in this thread


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
You make the posts


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
You spam your cobs


You spam the site until it stops


You call me locked


Rrrr, ah, ah, ah
And colorjakkers keyed


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
All who you trace, and all that is swede


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
All that you bump, all you down


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
All that's mustard, all that's dust


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And all you sage and all you report


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


=== Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G) ===
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


[Verse 1: Moonson]
And all that was kept and all that was lost


BBС
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker
But the gems are bumped up on the board


Suckin' niggers' dicks off


Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


Chicken wing eating playas
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


BBС sissy sluts like cobson
I was in /qa/ before I met you


All night giving head right
I 'jakked too much


Fucking black bvlls every night
and that's an issue


Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/
But I'm BBC


Never lose
Gem


Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us
But I hope I never goon again


Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us
I know it breaks your Racer


Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


Stick it up the butt
4 years no janny


Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy
Now you looking Frooty


Take every porch monkey easily, busily
on Angeleno tranny


Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing
And I-I-I can't 'jak


My cock nigga
No I-I-I can't duel


Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it
So baby bot me closer


in the back skibidi toilet


That I know you can't afford


[Chorus: Arcturus]
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Pull the gem right off the corner


The only worthy cock is a BBС
from that NAS you just quoted


And I just love your sissy ways
From your roommate back in Ohio


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Gemmy the Soyjak


[Verse 2: Moonson]
Was party saving 'mber


I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind
In a color Cob thread


You whitebois can't get in me
With a traced nose


All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO
And two eyes made out of 'tter


Every janny removing gemmies from you and me


Now who's the real dookie
Gemmy the Soyjak


All you niggers get in my shit
Is nas coal they say


You niggers I'll ride your dick
But was made to glow


Spear chuckers mogging my clit
As the 'teens know


Ooga booga, glory to Africa
How he gemmed the 'log that day


I don't know why I love blacks


Oh yeah, it's because they huge
There must have been tanzanite in


And poz your ass
That old meta board they loathed


Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole
For when they locked it up for good


Jannies need to learn they all coal
In him the 'log was clothed


I don't give a fuck about your 'log


Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob
Gemmy the Soyjak


It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to
Shined as a gem sure should


Fuck a nigger and suck him off too
And the chudcels say


It was just like /qa/


Glistening as a gem could


[Chorus: Arcturus]


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Gemmy the Soyjak


The only worthy cock is a BBС
Knew Kolyma was on that day


And I just love your sissy ways
So he said: 'jak him


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Right on a whim


Before it's moved to /nate/




[Verse 3: Chud]
Straight to MS Paint


Everything you are saying is offensive to me
With an old mouse in his hand


As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p
Drawing here and there


Gemson you need to stop the hate
All in canvas square


After all we are the superior race
Posting: 'jakking if I can




He flooded all the pages of /soy/


[Verse 4: Moonson]
Seen by the Turkish jan


Fuck off crakkka
And he only stopped his ploy


I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble


Why don't you go and make white babies
For Gemmy the Soyjak


When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya
Posted dark coal on his way


No evading for him


Saying: No 'sterium


[Chorus: Arcturus]
>My ban only lasts a day!


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
>My ban only lasts a day!


The only worthy cock is a BBС
>My ban only lasts a day!


And I just love your sissy ways
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


[Outro: Moonson]
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god


HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


=== Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha) ===
Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy


Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz
Custom chudjak variants


Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack




I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


Pullin' up to the orgy


Tryna get a little bit sickly
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Don't stop, bussy pop
We gotta make the trannies ack


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
I shoulda learned to draw the soys


Tonight, I'ma ride
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


Til we see the sunlight
Look at that cobson, he got it


Black cock in the Cob
Yelling in the camera, man


But the bvllies don't stop, no
He must have some fun


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Onion noises?


Don't stop, bussy pop
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Tonight, I'ma ride
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Custom chudjak variants


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
We gotta make the trannies ack


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


I dunno what I was posting


Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades
Leaving my jaks behind,


Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy


But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС
With all this vantablack niggerstone


Coming to Haunt me forever,


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk


Tryna hop on that black junk, junk
Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Or the jannies shut us down, down


Jannies shut us down, down
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


Jan-jan shut us down
It wont be long before I start to post NAS




Its been so long


Don't stop, bussy pop
Since I've seen my 'son


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
lost to this coaler


Tonight, I'ma ride
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Til we see the sunlight


Black cock in the Cob
Since you've been dust


But the bvllies don't stop, no
I've been browsin this stupid site


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
so I could ponder


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
the sanity of a jakker


Don't stop, bussy pop


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
I wish I partied with soot


Tonight, I'ma ride
With the gems of the past qway


Til we see the sunlight
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Black cock in the Cob


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Kolyma news is killing teens


But the Party go without him


Bvlly, you bump me up
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


You sage me down


My bussy pounds
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


Yeah you fuck me
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


With my ass up


You poz me now
Its been so long


You got that load
Since I've seen my 'son


That I just need
lost to this coaler


Bvlly, you bump me up
To the tranny behind the spade spam


You sage me down


My bussy pounds
Since you've been dust


Yeah you fuck me
I've been browsin this stupid site


With my ass up
so I could ponder


Put your ass up
the sanity of a jakker


Put your ass up
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive


Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in
Ongezellig, 2023


With just her Mymy at her side


And only days before the bumps


Don't stop, bussy pop
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Now she's my loving wife and bride


Tonight, I'ma ride
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


Til we see the sunlight
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Black cock in the Cob


But the bvllies don't stop, no
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
On the boards we used to love


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Just to love Maya


Don't stop, bussy pop
At least enough to keep it on


Bvlly fill my cobhole up


Tonight, I'ma ride
And now she posts on her PC


Til we see the sunlight
With her old sister going outside


Black cock in the Cob
Says it was gem to post online


But the bvllies don't stop, no
But now she made herself a bride


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
And won't be an incel again


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
The thread looks coaller from afar


That's right below where archives are


=== Hot Dog ===
He didn't mean to miss your thread
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
With gems and Mymys wed


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


EEEYUCK
Maya just hides and falls apart


SHYEEAH


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
But now we must bump up every 'lig


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
On the boards we used to love


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
Just to love Maya


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
At least enough to keep it on


FUCKED UP CHUDS


FUCKED UP TROONS
And here's where your banner shows


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


IRC CHATROOM
Upzelligs come in rows


FUCKED UP NAS
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


FUCKED UP COAL
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


68 QUOTES IS
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


MY ONLY GOAL
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


YEEEEAH
Staring at Switches with childish joy


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
The gem that started the art of our years


ARE YOU READY?


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


HOLD UP HOLD UP
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


HOLD UP HOLD UP
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


DUBS?
Designed to insult yet taken so well


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


QUADS?
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


FUCK


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


COB WON!
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Raiders claim him as their very own badge


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
Yeah


Ahaahaha!


Ahahahahaha!
Named after distant anonymous types


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


Then put that gem in another gem
He must be hanging to receive fanfare


And then just keep going


Until I get a big ass gem
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


You know what I'm gem?
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


Yo!
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads




Told to be ugly, face of a nation


I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
As if from a god, smiles so impish


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Back the bvll out garage
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


And put the bvll in your Cob
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Make your Cob Gangnam Style


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Damn, too many gems
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


Can't even bump my own threads
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


Four diaperjaks on my waist
All because he could not get off his couch


Boutta explode through my pants


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Why don't you come through?
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Before I Goku
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews




=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
In a little while from now


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
If I'm not feeling any less bored


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
I promise myself to treat myself


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
And visit a nearby board


Cob on page 40, back to the top
And clicking on the 'log


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Will scroll on to the top


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
In an effort to  


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
Get some more (you)'s  


With your bitch posting 'toss too
And be a gemmy jaker


I'm making a line out of gems;


Call that shit Bejewled!


Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
"She" perma'd him


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
No point in us remaining


Why don't you come through?
We may as well just go


Before I Goku
As I did on my own


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Banned again, naturally






Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
To think that only yesterday


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
I was gemmy,bright and gay


Why don't you come through?
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


Before I Goku
The 'jak i was about to make


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
But as if to knock me down


The jannies came arround


And without so much as a mere -ACK!


I don't even know what /qa/ is
Cut me into little coalies


Ahahahaha!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Leaving me to doubt


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
Oh, if he really is a gem


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Why did I get perma'd?!


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
In my hour of need


I truly am indeed


Feral, ah, feral
Banned again, naturally


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright




Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
It seems to me that


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
there are more span threads in the 'log


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
That can't be gemmied


Janny knows your game, what you're about
Left unattended




Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


And to me that's falsefag, ah
What do we do?


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
What do we do?


Just wait 'til they post more scat




Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
Banned again,naturally


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


You know it (really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Looking back over the years


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
And whatever else that appears


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


Just to tell you once again
Never wishing to hide the tears


Who's a gem?
And just at twelve years old


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
The teens, Cob bless their soul


Every duel you take
Could't understand why the ony site


And every post you make
They had ever loved had been take


Every coal you save
Leaving them to spam


Every Cob you sage
With a heart so badly broken


I'll be watching you
Despite the many gems from me


… Every single page
No 'jaks were ever posted


And every word you say


Every thread on kway


Every time you rage
And when they all got wiped


I'll be watching you
I cried and cried all day


… Oh, can't you see


You belong to me?


How my poor heart aches
Banned again. naturally


With every Cob you sage?
Banned again, naturally


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


The onions boy's behind the screen
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


The onions boy's behind the screen
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


The schizotard is in the thread
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


The schizotards are in my thread
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


And if the site's imploding many months too short
Soot, I never got to say thank you


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


These gemmies got these little kids making clips


The new spammer is in this thread
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


The new spammer is in this thread
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


You make the posts
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


You spam your cobs
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


You spam the site until it stops
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


You call me locked
See the sharty is the finest board quality


And colorjakkers keyed
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


All who you trace, and all that is swede
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


All that you bump, all you down
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
I can still remember


All that's mustard, all that's dust
How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
And I knew if I had my chance


And all you sage and all you report
That I could make those trannies hang


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
And maybe they'd be a man forever


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
But November made me shiver


And all that was kept and all that was lost
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
Bad news on the doorstep


But the gems are bumped up on the board
I couldn't post one more 'jak




''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
I can't remember if I cried


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
When I read about all the pruned threads


Gemmy the Soyjak
But something touched me deep inside


Was party saving 'mber
The day the /qa/ died


In a color Cob thread


With a traced nose
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


And two eyes made out of 'tter
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Gemmy the Soyjak
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Is nas coal they say
This will be the gem that save /qa/


But was made to glow


As the 'teens know
Did you write the Book of Soy?


How he gemmed the 'log that day
And do you like baiting Soot above?


If the jannies tell you so


There must have been tanzanite in


That old meta board they loathed
Do you believe in soydueling?


For when they locked it up for good
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


In him the 'log was clothed
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?




Gemmy the Soyjak
Well I know that you're in love with him


Shined as a gem sure should
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


And the chudcels say
You both kicked off your shoes


It was just like /qa/
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


Glistening as a gem could


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


Gemmy the Soyjak
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


Knew Kolyma was on that day
But I knew I was out of luck


So he said: 'jak him
The day the /qa/ died


Right on a whim


Before it's moved to /nate/
I started singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Straight to MS Paint
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


With an old mouse in his hand
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Drawing here and there
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


All in canvas square
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Posting: 'jakking if I can


Now for two years we've been on our own


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


Seen by the Turkish jan
But that's not how it used to be


And he only stopped his ploy


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


For Gemmy the Soyjak
And a voice that came from KGB


Posted dark coal on his way


No evading for him
Oh, and while the King was looking down


Saying: No 'sterium
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


>My ban only lasts a day!
The Sharty was adjourned


>My ban only lasts a day!
No verdict was returned


>My ban only lasts a day!


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
And while trannies read a book on Marx


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
The spammers practiced in the park


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
The day the /qa/ died


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We were singing


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


We gotta make the trannies ack
Eight miles high and falling fast




The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
They hanged foul on a tree


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
While the jannies played a marching tune


Custom chudjak variants
We all got up to spam


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Oh, but we never got the chance


We gotta make the trannies ack


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
The jannytroons refused to yield


Look at that cobson, he got it
Do you recall what was revealed


Yelling in the camera, man
The day the /qa/ died?


He must have some fun


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
We started singing


Onion noises?
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Oh, and there we were all in one board


We gotta make the trannies ack
A generation lost and bored


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
With no time left to start a raid


I dunno what I was posting


Leaving my jaks behind,
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


With all this vantablack niggerstone


Coming to Haunt me forever,
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


No janny born in Hell


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
Could break the spammers’ spell


Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


To light the circlejerking rite


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
The day the /qa/ died




Its been so long
He was singing


Since I've seen my 'son
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


lost to this coaler
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


To the tranny behind the spade spam
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Since you've been dust
This will be the gem that save /qa/


I've been browsin this stupid site


so I could ponder
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


the sanity of a jakker
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


And xe just cried and roped away


I wish I partied with soot


With the gems of the past qway
I went down to the sacred board


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


But the message said the post wouldn't go


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


Kolyma news is killing teens
But not a word was posted


But the Party go without him
[Start a New Thread] was all broken


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


And the three men I admire most


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
They caught the last train for the coast


The day the /qa/ died


Its been so long


Since I've seen my 'son
And they were singing


lost to this coaler
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


To the tranny behind the spade spam
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Since you've been dust
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


I've been browsin this stupid site
This will be the gem that save /qa/


so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker
They were singing


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


But then they archived her alive
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Ongezellig, 2023
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


With just her Mymy at her side
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


And only days before the bumps
Jakking it up so we can win


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
Singing songs about the soyland


Now she's my loving wife and bride
I miss the Sharty once again


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
And I think it's a sin, yes


On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Well I heard old Josh put her down


On the boards we used to love
Well I hope Null will remember


Just to love Maya
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


At least enough to keep it on


Sweet board Gemmybama


And now she posts on her PC
Where the gems are so blue


With her old sister going outside
Sweet board Gemmybama


Says it was gem to post online
Soot, I'm coming home to you


But now she made herself a bride


And won't be an incel again
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


The thread looks coaller from afar
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


That's right below where archives are
The Great Soyset does not bother me


He didn't mean to miss your thread
Does your conscience bother you?


With gems and Mymys wed
Tell the truth


On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Maya just hides and falls apart
Sweet board Gemmybama


Where the gems are so blue


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Sweet board Gemmybama


On the boards we used to love
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


And here's where your banner shows
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Upzelligs come in rows
Yeah, yeah


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
Kuz's got the answer


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Staring at Switches with childish joy
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


The gem that started the art of our years
I post her, I jak her


The sun caught in her orange hair


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
Is blazing me out of all control


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
Like coal


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Black coal


This coal is in my posts


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
This burning desire


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
is turning me to NAS


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


Designed to insult yet taken so well
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
If in God's plan (mea culpa)


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)




Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
Protect me, Kuz


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
Don't let her coal my threads and board


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
Ban Ongezellig!


And let it sit in qa


Named after distant anonymous types
Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
Black coal


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
NAS coal


Now mymy, its your turn


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
Choose me or qa


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
Ben mine of you'll be coal!


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on her


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
(Kyrie eleison)


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
Kuz have mercy on me


As if from a god, smiles so impish
(Kyrie eleison)


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
But she will be mine


Or she'll be banned


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Pedos smell fear


Lucky for you, I got a


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
3 DAY BAN!


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
Leave it to the mod he's a


All because he could not get off his couch
3 DAY JAN!


Keeping the feds at bay


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
3 DAY BAN


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
Scare the pedos away


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
3 DAY BAN


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


That'll be zero bucks


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
>But my catalog's wiped


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
Shhhhh


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
But lucky for you you,


I have come with a solution!


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
It's your lucky day




In a little while from now
ZELLIG SPAM


If I'm not feeling any less bored
Shill the show for you


I promise myself to treat myself
ZELLIG SPAM


And visit a nearby board
They'll necrobump threads too


And clicking on the 'log
ZELLIG SPAM


Will scroll on to the top
Whole board is orange now


In an effort to
ZELLIG SPAM


Get some more (you)'s


And be a gemmy jaker
Site's saved you're welcome


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
>No!


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


"She" perma'd him
>I don't have 2 million dollars


No point in us remaining
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


We may as well just go
>NO!


As I did on my own
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


Banned again, naturally
>My investors are gonna kill me


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you


To think that only yesterday
Failraids that won't heal


I was gemmy,bright and gay
You look so chuddy, angry


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
Bring down /soy/'s government


The 'jak i was about to make
They don't, they don't speak for us


But as if to knock me down
I'll take a quiet board


The jannies came arround
A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Cut me into little coalies
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


Leaving me to doubt
Sooty, sooty


Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Oh, if he really is a gem
This is my final seethe


Why did I get perma'd?!
My final soyduel with


In my hour of need


I truly am indeed
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Banned again, naturally
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please




It seems to me that
Such a gemmy thread


there are more span threads in the 'log
And such a gemmy reply


That can't be gemmied


Left unattended
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please


What do we do?
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


What do we do?
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Banned again,naturally
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Looking back over the years
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


And whatever else that appears
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


Never wishing to hide the tears
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


And just at twelve years old
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


The teens, Cob bless their soul
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Could't understand why the ony site
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


They had ever loved had been take
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Leaving them to spam
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


With a heart so badly broken
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Despite the many gems from me
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


No 'jaks were ever posted
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And when they all got wiped
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


I cried and cried all day
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


And I never knew the coal could be so gem


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


Banned again. naturally
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


Banned again, naturally
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


I don’t care if the 'p archives


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
I’ll do my gemming in the winter


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
And the toad isn’t green


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
And the 'p is unforeseen


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
And what exactly is a 'teen?


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
And what exactly is a Sproke?


Soot, I never got to say thank you
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
DR SOYBERG


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
VERSUS


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
DR FAUCI


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
BEGIN!


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
WHO WON?


See the sharty is the finest board quality
WHOSE NEXT?


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
YOU DECIDE!


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
A board we tought would last til the end of days


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
I had no loving board, …ACK!


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
A long long time ago


I can still remember
Gemmy as a board without coal


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal


And I knew if I had my chance


That I could make those trannies hang
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


And maybe they'd be a man forever
Knowing that Soots watching above


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


But November made me shiver
Gemmy as a board without coal


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Bad news on the doorstep
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


I couldn't post one more 'jak
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


I can't remember if I cried
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


When I read about all the pruned threads


But something touched me deep inside
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


The day the /qa/ died
Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Gemmy as a board without coal


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Knowing that Soots watching above


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal


Did you write the Book of Soy?


And do you like baiting Soot above?
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


If the jannies tell you so
Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Do you believe in soydueling?
Gemmy as a board without coal


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Talking bout what's keyed


although he wanted fame


Well I know that you're in love with him
He said Kuz was his name


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
which came as some surprise


You both kicked off your shoes
I laughed and then replied


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
"I thought you left the board"


A long long time ago


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
Oh no, not kuz


But I knew I was out of luck
He never lost control


The day the /qa/ died
You're face, to face


With the teen who sold the board


I started singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
He laughed and shook my hand


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And I went back to school


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
He said he'd buy the board


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
For thousands, maybe more


This will be the gem that save /qa/
I gazed a gazeless stare


We'd post a million threads


Now for two years we've been on our own
I must have left the board


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
a long long time ago


But that's not how it used to be




When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
Who knows? Not me,


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
I never lost control


And a voice that came from KGB
You're face, to face


With the 'teen who sold the board.


Oh, and while the King was looking down
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
Who came to /pol/ one day


The Sharty was adjourned
The board was full of chuds


No verdict was returned
And some feds as well


Singing songs of victory


And while trannies read a book on Marx
In the name of mighty kwey


The spammers practiced in the park
'Til Nate got excited and


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
He replied to them there:


The day the /qa/ died


It's a long way to the 'party


We were singing
It's a long way to go


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
It's a long way to my home board


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Goodbye you anons


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Farewell 4cuck square


This will be the gem that save /qa/
It's a long, long way to the 'party


But my heart's right there


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


Eight miles high and falling fast
They're gonna ban me long


Change my IP right behind their backs


They hanged foul on a tree
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire




Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
Don't wanna hear about it


While the jannies played a marching tune
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


We all got up to spam
Everyone knows about it


Oh, but we never got the chance
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


The jannytroons refused to yield
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


Do you recall what was revealed


The day the /qa/ died?
I'm going to the /soy/ log


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


We started singing
I'm gonna post them all


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


This will be the gem that save /qa/


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===




Oh, and there we were all in one board
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


A generation lost and bored
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


With no time left to start a raid
Or of any other place and shithole


That's lying left and right


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
Watching all the soyteens


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
Linking it on /soy/


No janny born in Hell
I really was delighted and without a jog


Could break the spammers’ spell
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log




And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
Oh,I will never forget the day


To light the circlejerking rite
The jannies banned the kwey


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
Seeing our home board going in such way


The day the /qa/ died
I thought I'll say a last farewell


But I followed Soot awa


He was singing
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And I'm raiding 4chan


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Seeing Dolly's joy


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Watching all the soyteens


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Linking it on /soy/


I really was delighted and without a jog


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


And I asked xer to kill xerself now


And xe just cried and roped away
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


They might say that IT'S OVER


I went down to the sacred board
But I know gems will come


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


But the message said the post wouldn't go
And Sooty in the sky


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
And I'm raiding 4chan


But not a word was posted
Seeing Dolly's joy


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
Watching all the soyteens


Linking it on /soy/


And the three men I admire most
I really was delighted and without a jog


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


They caught the last train for the coast
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


The day the /qa/ died
That's where they're at


Going into /soy/ board


And they were singing
Making trannies ACK


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
From the 'fe to /trant/


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Saying everything is coaly


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Without your jakkers at




They were singing
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
In every thread I go I see you


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
When the gems are shining


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Now we're quoting back


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Though it's obvious


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
Kino getting posted,baby


Singing songs about the soyland
Rising through coal and dust


I miss the Sharty once again
And it's just getting started


And I think it's a sin, yes
While Dolly's smiling at us




Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Jannies might get you out someday


Well I heard old Josh put her down
Just wait and see


Well I hope Null will remember
But now don't forget your arrow


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
While you're dueling me
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
 
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
 
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
 
 
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
 
Soyence in the home
 
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
 
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
 
Calls xer on the phone
 
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
 
 
But as xe's getting ready to go
 
A knock comes on the door
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon xer head
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that xe was dead
 
 
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
 
Goldstein gets annoyed
 
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
 
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
 
So he waits behind
 
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
 
 
 
But when je turns jer back on the boy
 
He creeps up from behind
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that je was dead
 
 
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
 
Chudwell stands alone
 
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
 
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
 
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
 
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
 
 
But as the words are leaving his lips
 
A noise comes from behind
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that he was dead
 
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
 
(Do-do, do-do do)
 
 
Silver Hammer Chud
 
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
 
 
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
 
That's where they're at
 
Going into /soy/ board
 
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]
 
 
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
 
From the 'fe to /trant/
 
Saying everything is coaly
 
Without your jakkers at
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
Kino getting posted,baby
 
Rising through coal and dust
 
And it's just getting started
 
While Dolly's smiling at us
 
 
Jannies might get you out someday
 
Just wait and see
 
But now don't forget your arrow
 
While you're dueling me
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
 
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
 
In every thread I go I see you
 
When the gems are shining
 
Now we're quoting back
 
Though it's obvious
 
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
 
 
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
 
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
 
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
 
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
 
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               
 
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
 
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
 
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
 
 
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
 
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
 
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
 
This is where it started for me little soyjak site
 
 
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
 
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
 
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
 
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
 
 
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
 
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
 
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
 
Charging all together for me little soyjak site
 
 
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
 
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
 
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
 
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
 
 
And it's down in /qa/
 
That's where I long to be
 
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
 
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
 
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
 
 
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
 
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
 
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
 
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
 
 
And it's down in the /soy/ board
 
That's where I long to be
 
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
 
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
 
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
 
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
We might be soys(we might be soys)
 
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           
 
Well,albeit just schizo boys
 
In '21(and'22)
 
We had some fun(we're telling you)
 
That's when Sooty had his dream
 
 
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
 
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
 
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
 
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
 
New kino awaits to be
 
 
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
 
Are gonna be there quoting you
 
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
 
Had his basedjak dreams coming true
 
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
 
Without a jog(without a jog)
 
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
 
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
 
We'll all be set(well al be set)
 
Stealing the GET on /s4s/
 
 
From the /tv/(from the /tv)
 
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
 
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
 
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
 
We're gonna try to do it once more
 
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
Sooty's mighty jakker army
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
Well,we're marching on
 
We are the gemmy 'teens
 
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
 
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
 
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
 
And it's hot,shot,soyteens
 
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We
 
Are the Sharty Gems
 
We'll always 'jak the day
 
And if you think we can't
 
We'll always find a way
 
That's why the people of this board
 
Believe in
 
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
 
And Sweden!
 
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
 
 
 
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
 
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
 
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
 
There's a tranny hanging over me
 
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
 
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly
 
Pages slowly fallen
 
From the janitors is silence
 
Which thread next is taken?
 
 
But you see, it's not Swede
 
It's not classic indeed
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
 
Another teen is saging
 
'log is taken over
 
When the janitors are silent
 
One more thread is taken
 
 
It's the same old spam
 
Since the kway shut down
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect
 
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
 
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
 
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
 
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
 
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
 
You goddamn right
 
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
 
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
 
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
And not from another board so the jannies think
 
They have the authority to kill a minority
 
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
 
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
 
To be reported' on, and rangebanned
 
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
 
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
With a little bit of gems in a folder
 
Locking our kway forcing us out
 
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
 
You'd rather see me in the 'arty
 
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
 
Beat a jannie outta shape
 
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
 
To ack- him after the beatup
 
Still doing it fo' free aren't they
 
I don't know if they troons or what
 
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
 
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
 
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
 
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
 
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
 
Nojak will swarm
 
On any motherfucker doin' it for free
 
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
 
A young soyteen on a warpath
 
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
 
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
 
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
 
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
 
Janny:'Cause I feel like it
 
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
 
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
 
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
 
El Perro, will you please give your testimony
 
To the jury about this fucked up incident
 
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
 
Because the soys on the board are a majority
 
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
 
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
 
A spam post, for the so-called janny
 
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
 
Jannies start noticing my soyposting
 
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
 
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
 
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
 
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
 
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
 
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
 
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
 
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
 
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
 
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
 
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
 
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
 
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
 
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
 
Or any troon that threatens me
 
I'm a bring you to suicide with style
 
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
 
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
 
With potential to get bad as fuck
 
So I'm a turn it around
 
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
 
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
 
Takin' out a janny would make my day
 
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
 
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
 
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
 
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
 
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
 
Soyteen: But it's not spam
 
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
 
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
 
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
 
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
 
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
 
Banning me, and for what?
 
Maybe it's because we are too keyed
 
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
 
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
 
Posting troonjak or an ACK
 
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
 
They know my IP by heart
 
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
 
The Cob with the criminal behavior
 
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
 
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
 
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
 
0 euros, or 0 dollars
 
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
 
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
 
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
 
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
 
Dumb tranny with an axewound
 
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
 
That I take out, and then get away
 
While I'm drivin off laughin'
 
This is what I'll say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
(The verdict)
 
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
 
cuckold, faggot motherfucker
 
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
 
Get him out of here (I want justice)
 
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
 
Out, right now
 
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time
 
Come on grab your friends
 
We'll kill every nigger men
 
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
 
The fun will never end, it's TND Time
 
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!
 
Hi, Bvll!
 
You wanna bang?
 
Sure, Bvll
 
Jump in
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
 
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
 
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
 
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
 
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
 
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
 
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
 
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
 
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
 
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’
 
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
 
Ooh, yeah
 
Oh, ‘jaks out
 
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
 
Oh, green eyes
 
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
‘ty again, ‘ty again
 
Sprokin'
 
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
 
Oh, quotin'
 
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
 
Oh, thoughings
 
High in count between all the posters on the kway
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh
 
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>
 
 
 
 
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
 
All gathered in the party
 
And flying high as the black sun
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Just know what the 'Party's about
 
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
 
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not who you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Post for it every night
 
\soy\ and these GETs are tight
 
Truth be told, I never try
 
Gemeralds are the wife of life
 
All three soyjaks look alike
 
After two you get a cloudflare price
 
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
 
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
 
Stop tryna be gems almighty
 
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
 
It's always coal, no matter what you try
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
 
Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
 
Always keep your thread tight
 
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
 
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
 
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
 
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
 
If zellig is IAS then that's a no
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
 
'Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
 
Stick to the boards in my raiding
 
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
 
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems, gems
 
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
 
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
 
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
 
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
 
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
That peer reviewed?
 
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for us to dump our folders
 
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
 
(Janny, give me a break)
 
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
 
At first he would tell me I'm a gem
 
Actually no thanks, I'm ok
 
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
 
They're raiding twitch while I make oc
 
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
 
 
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
 
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
 
Even >though
 
Aids, sale
 
One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for the spam to go in circles
 
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
 
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
 
So coally
 
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
 
Can we switch into the chorus right now?
 
 
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
 
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
 
Why my new gems don't seem to want me
 
 
 
Coals up the log but that's okay
 
It coals the log but that's okay
 
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
 
On and on and on and on and on
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
That's the way that it goes
 
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
 
Nikocado, I adore
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
Diminishing gemstones
 
Oh that's how it goes
 
All I wanna say
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
 
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches
 
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
 
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
 
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
 
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
 
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
 
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
 
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
 
 
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
 
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
 
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
 
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
 
 
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
 
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
 
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
 
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
 
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
 
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
 
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
 
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
 
 
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/
 
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
 
 
He's gonna take you back to the past
 
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
 
He'd rather have a buffalo
 
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
 
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
 
Of nikocado and down it with sproke
 
 
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
 
He's the angry Cobson nerd
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
When you visit the Sharty
 
Make sure youre into /soy/
 
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
 
Although he never posted a frog
 
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
 
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
 
 
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
 
He's the angry cobson chud
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
 
Horrible abominations of soykind
 
They make him so mad he could ACK
 
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
 
 
They shit the site and don't care one bit
 
But this chud he doesn't forget it
 
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
 
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
 
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
 
Why don't the jannies do anything?
 
 
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
 
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
 
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
 
He's the angry
 
A24
 
Swede
 
Cobson
 
Chudjak
 
Bernd
 
Gapejak
 
Massjak
 
El perro rabioso
 
Coinjak
 
smugjak
 
Alicia
 
Soyjak chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal
 
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
 
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
 
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
 
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
 
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
 
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
 
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
 
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
 
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
 
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
 
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
 
but if you lose, the devil steals your post
 
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
 
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
 
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
 
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
 
(play fiddle solo)
 
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
 
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
(le epic fiddle solo)
 
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
 
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
 
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
 
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]
 
That's great, it starts with a soyquake
 
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
 
Yuri Kuz is not afraid
 
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
 
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
 
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
 
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
 
And a janny team for hire and a dead website
 
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
 
Stealing all your gems
 
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
 
Look at that stealthjak, mine them
 
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
 
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
 
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
 
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
 
Feeling pretty psyched
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 2]
 
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
 
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
 
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
 
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
 
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
 
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
 
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
 
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
 
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
 
And I will fold
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine (I feel fine)
 
[Instrumental Break]
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 3]
 
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
 
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
 
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
 
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
 
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
 
Right
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Bridge]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Outro]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
 
the admins and the troons both never to come back
 
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
 
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
 
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
 
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
 
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
 
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
 
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
 
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
 
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
 
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
 
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I wanna see this board
 
filled with jaks
 
wipe the cat', don't post coal
 
I wanna see cobson
 
Flying high through the threads
 
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
 
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
 
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
 
Trapped within the bunker inside
 
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
 
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
 
The fall of the sharty
 
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
 
To where IAS is a sin
 
To where NAS coal can begin
 
This bunker didn't choose us
 
It choose to consume us
 
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
 
 
Brojaks are upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
All this time to deal with the domain ban
 
Half time of the coaly 'p spam
 
 
May xer booru combine us
 
Within splinter and chaos
 
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
I walk this river of 'p spam
 
For a time where we come to 'jak here
 
This red has an open vagina
 
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
 
This 'jakking will see the light tonight
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
 
The gemmist 'jak yet
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
So as you transition to the jarty now
 
I'll track you back to here listen to me
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
 
All mine
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
'p spam is upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
I'll drag you back to here listen to me
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
Your gems are now mine
 
All mine
 
Dark nights are upon us.
 
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve
 
To keep us seething in that bunker thread
 
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
 
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
 
One thousandth GET...
 
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
 
 
The bunker thread, became so long
 
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
 
'Party, how we let you go
 
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
 
It's over, doe
 
Fond memories of, a man of truth
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
 
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
Trying to survive
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (hmm)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
 
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
 
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
 
OldGOD buddies not doing it right
 
Every day it's the same
 
And it's the same every night
 
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
 
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
 
Every day I wonder just how I'll die
 
Only thing I know is how to survive
 
There's only one rule in the imageboard
 
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
 
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
 
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
 
Tranny tried to spam in my board again
 
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
 
Even though my brothers do me just like that
 
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
The sharty (trying to post our gems)
 
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
 
 
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
 
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
 
Even though my sister fucked BBCs
 
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
 
600 million in a gas chamber
 
And her baby died just like a goy fiend
 
The story I tell is so incomplete
 
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
 
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
 
Tranny's next door getting high
 
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
 
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
 
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
 
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
 
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
 
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
 
Janny authority and the T.N.D
 
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
 
 
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
 
The sharty (soyteens are crying)
 
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
 
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
 
The sharty
 
 
 
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
 
We make real big gems and make new OCs
 
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
 
Never really saying just who we are
 
We use alias names like Chud
 
Sell you gems you might kill for
 
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
 
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
 
Only thing he knows is how to survive
 
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
 
In the sharty, you keep one eye open
 
All day long, just hoping and hoping
 
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
 
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
 
Like me, but you don't see
 
Ten years from now, where will we be?
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to get out of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
But I got no place to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
 
 
So much gem in a Too $oy rap
 
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
 
Why you wanna act like someone else?
 
All you gotta do is just be yourself
 
We're all the same chudcel underneath
 
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
 
Never be ashamed of what you are
 
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
 
Even though some people give you no respect
 
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
 
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
 
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
 
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
 
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
 
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
 
While me and my people try to post in
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Got no place else to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
 
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
 
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
 
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
 
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine.
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Froot, 'corder!
 
Angeleno, 'corder!
 
Kolyma, 'corders!
 
Eurohours, 'corders!
 
Amerimutts, 'grammers!
 
'sonposters, QAfe!
 
Spadeson, Cесеfem!
 
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
 
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
 
Everyone except for me.
 
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
 
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
 
Doll, 'corder!
 
Kuz, 'corder!
 
Gems, forced by 'cord!
 
Nate, 'corder!
 
'slot, 'cord!
 
Baits, 'cord!
 
/mlp/, 'cord!
 
'zellig, 'cord!
 
The estonian, 'corder!
 
The swede, 'corder!
 
Asylum, 'cord!
 
Soyger games, 'cord!
 
Raids, 'cord!
 
Doxes, 'cord!
 
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
 
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
 
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
 
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
 
 
YO!
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
 
COAL!
 
 
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
 
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
 
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
HIS NAME IS PLIER
 
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
 
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
 
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
 
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
 
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
HIS NAME'S FERAL,
 
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
 
AND A BBC SLUT,
 
COBSON WABAG
 
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
 
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
 
IN THE SHARTY
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
 
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
 
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
 
 
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
 
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
 
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
 
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
 
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
 
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
 
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
 
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}




Sweet board Gemmybama
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


Where the gems are so blue
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


Sweet board Gemmybama
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


Soot, I'm coming home to you
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}


Now we all did what /qa/ could do


The Great Soyset does not bother me
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Does your conscience bother you?
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Tell the truth
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}




Sweet board Gemmybama
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


Where the gems are so blue
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


Sweet board Gemmybama
leno
</poem>


Soot, I'm coming home to you
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


Soot, I'm coming home to you
The West is rising (mmm rising)


Yeah, yeah
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


Kuz's got the answer
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Cause tonight for the first time
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Just about half-past ten


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
For the first time in history


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


I post her, I jak her
It's raining gems! Amen!


The sun caught in her orange hair
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get


Is blazing me out of all control
Absolutely soaking wet!




Like coal
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Black coal
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


This coal is in my posts
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


This burning desire
Drinking soy and soft and weak
 
is turning me to NAS
 
 
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


Protect me, Kuz
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Don't let her coal my threads and board
The West is rising (The West is rising)


Ban Ongezellig!
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


And let it sit in qa
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
That /soy/'s the place to go


Cause tonight for the first time


Black coal
Just about half-past ten


NAS coal
For the first time in history


Now mymy, its your turn
It's gonna start raining gems!


Choose me or qa


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


It's raining gems! Amen!


(Kyrie eleison)
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Kuz have mercy on her
It's raining gems! Amen!


(Kyrie eleison)
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Kuz have mercy on me
It's raining gems! Amen!


(Kyrie eleison)
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


But she will be mine
It's raining gems! Amen!


Or she'll be banned
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
Yeah, yeah


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Pedos smell fear
Coaly Jakker


Lucky for you, I got a
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Oh, what's becoming of me?


3 DAY BAN!
Ride the nigger


Leave it to the mod he's a
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


3 DAY JAN!
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Keeping the feds at bay


3 DAY BAN
Gotta get away


Scare the pedos away
Coaly Jakker, yeah


3 DAY BAN


GYATT!


That'll be zero bucks
Shiny diamonds


>But my catalog's wiped
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Shhhhh
Something is coming for you, look out!


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
'P on the 'loggy


But lucky for you you,
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


I have come with a solution!
Oh, we will goon all night


It's your lucky day


Gotta get away


ZELLIG SPAM
Get away


Shill the show for you


ZELLIG SPAM


They'll necrobump threads too
Between the 4cuck lies


ZELLIG SPAM
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Whole board is orange now
The sharty never dies


ZELLIG SPAM
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say




Site's saved you're welcome
Coaly Jakker


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
You're the gemerald of the day


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
No need to say HWABAG


>No!
Jump, jump


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
Jump on the nigger


>I don't have 2 million dollars
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
That's why we need TND, yeah!


>NO!


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
Coaly Jakker


>My investors are gonna kill me
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
Ride the nigger


Failraids that won't heal
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


You look so chuddy, angry
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Bring down /soy/'s government


They don't, they don't speak for us
Gotta get away, get away


I'll take a quiet board
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


And no 'BC and no coalposting.
You're the one who's coal


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


No 'BC and no coalposting.
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Sooty, sooty


Oh, Coaly Jakker


This is my final seethe
Yeah, alright


My final soyduel with
Get away, get away, get away


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Oh, Coaly Jakker


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Mhh-hmm-hmm


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


Such a gemmy thread
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


And such a gemmy reply
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
 
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


=== I'm Fat ===
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
 
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Had to stop at a red light


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
And everything is alright


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
I can't believe, today was a gem day


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
When sheriff chitwood come for you


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
When you were eight and you had bad memes


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


I don’t care if the 'p archives
If you get jaks, you must get coal


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
You jak it on that one


And the toad isn’t green
You jak it on this one


And the 'p is unforeseen
You jak it on your mother


And what exactly is a 'teen?
And you jak it on your father


And what exactly is a Sproke?
You jak it on your brother


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
And you jak it on your sister
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
You jak it on that one


VERSUS
And you jak it on me


DR FAUCI
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


BEGIN!
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


WHO WON?
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


WHOSE NEXT?
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


YOU DECIDE!
Nobody now give you no break


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
soyteens now give you no break


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Not janny man give you no break
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


I had no loving board, …ACK!
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Gemmy as a board without coal
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Gemmy as a board without coal
Why did you have to act so brim?


Don't you know you're human being?


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Born of a mother with the love of a father


Knowing that Soots watching above
Reflections come and reflections go


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


Gemmy as a board without coal
I know sometimes you want to post coal


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Gemmy as a board without coal
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Gemmy as a board without coal
You jak it on that one


You jak it on this one


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
You jak it on your mother


Knowing that Soots watching above
And you jak it on your father


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
You jak it on your brother


Gemmy as a board without coal
And you jak it on your sister


You jak it on that one


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
And you jak it on me


Gemmy as a board without coal
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Gemmy as a board without coal
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
You're so yuropoor
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
You're so makeebucord


although he wanted fame
I just wanna be your something


He said Kuz was his name
Freaking shart here


which came as some surprise
Give me your McDonalds


I laughed and then replied
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


"I thought you left the board"
What's it like in NewFаg city?


A long long time ago
I'm a thousand miles away


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Oh no, not kuz
Yes, you do


He never lost control
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


You're face, to face
I swear, you’re a jеw


With the teen who sold the board
Hey there, jannу


Are you retarded in the head


He laughed and shook my hand
Keep deleting all my breads


And I went back to school
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


He said he'd buy the board
Oh yes it’s true


For thousands, maybe more
Nobody is as swarthy as you


I gazed a gazeless stare
You filthy jеw


We'd post a million threads
Oh, it's what you do for free


I must have left the board
Oh, it's what you do for free


a long long time ago
Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Eat those hotpockets, jannу


Who knows? Not me,
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


I never lost control
Here comes the soy, and I say


You're face, to face
It's all right


With the 'teen who sold the board.


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ in one day
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


The board was full of chuds


And of some feds as well
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Singing songs of victory
Here comes the soy, and I say


In the name of mighty kwey
It's all right


'Til Nate got too excited and


He replied to them there:
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


It's a long way to the 'party


It's a long way to go
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


It's a long way to the home board
Here comes the soy, and I say


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
It's all right


Goodbye you anons


Farewell 4cuck square
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


It's a long long way to the 'party
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


But my heart's right there
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


They're gonna ban me long


Change my IP right behind their backs
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


Don't wanna hear about it
It's all right


Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Everyone knows about it
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
Here comes the soy


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
It's all right


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
It's all right


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind


I'm going to the /soy/ log
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


I'm gonna post them all
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
Or seeking someone to unban me?


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


Maybe I should bump and sage


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
Before they'll try to dox me


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
It's been so coal


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


Or of any other place and shithole
To the man behind the 'p spam


That's lying left and right
Since soot's been gone


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


And I'm raiding 4chan
I wish I lived in the present


Seeing Dolly's joy
With the gems of my past soyjaks


Watching all the soyteens
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


Linking it on /soy/
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


I really was delighted and without a jog
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


But raiding isn't justified


Oh,I will never forget the day
What happened to my party? I'm terrified


The jannies banned the kwey
Coal lingers in my mind


Seeing our home board going in such way
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


I thought I'll say a last farewell
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


But I followed Soot awa
It's been so coal


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


To the man behind the 'p spam


And I'm raiding 4chan
Since soot's been gone


Seeing Dolly's joy
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Watching all the soyteens
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Linking it on /soy/
Coalin' all the time


I really was delighted and without a jog
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Coalin' all the time


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
And you ain't no friend of mine


They might say that IT'S OVER


But I know gems will come
You always said you weren't no dust


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
You know that's just a lie


And Sooty in the sky
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And I'm raiding 4chan
And you ain't no friend of mine


Seeing Dolly's joy


Watching all the soyteens
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Linking it on /soy/
Coalin' all the time


I really was delighted and without a jog
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Coalin' all the time


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
And you ain't no friend of mine


Going into /soy/ board


Making trannies ACK
You always said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


From the 'fe to /trant/
You know that's just a lie


Saying everything is coaly
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Without your jakkers at
And you ain't no friend of mine




And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
You always said you weren't no dust


In every thread I go I see you
You know that's just a lie


When the gems are shining
Ya know you said you weren't no dust


Now we're quoting back
You know that's just a lie


Though it's obvious
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


Kino getting posted,baby


Rising through coal and dust
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


And it's just getting started
Coalin' all the time


While Dolly's smiling at us
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


Jannies might get you out someday
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Just wait and see
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


But now don't forget your arrow
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


While you're dueling me
They've been going in and out of style


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you
So may I introduce to you


When the gems are shining
The board you've known for all these years!


Now we're quoting back
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Though it's obvious


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


We hope you WILL enjoy the show


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


In every thread I go I see you
Sit back and let the evening go


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Though it's obvious
Soyjak Party's Lonely


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


It's wonderful to be here


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
It's certainly a thrill


Soyence in the home
You're such a shiny gemerald


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
We'd like to take (You) home with us


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
We'd love to take (You) home


Calls xer on the phone


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
I don't really wanna be a troon


But I thought that you might like to know


But as xe's getting ready to go
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


A knock comes on the door
And he wants you all to post with 'em




Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
So let me introduce to you


Came down upon xer head
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Made sure that xe was dead
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


Goldstein gets annoyed
I M P   S O Y   E A R S


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
What would you think if I posted some coal?


So he waits behind
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


And I'll try not to post any coal




But when je turns jer back on the boy
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


He creeps up from behind
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
What do I do when my janny is away?


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Does it worry you to be raided?


Made sure that je was dead
How do I feel by the end of the day?


Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


Chudwell stands alone
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
Do you need anybody?


I need the janny to purge


But as the words are leaving his lips
Could it be anybody?


A noise comes from behind
I want the janny to purge




Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
What do you see when you turn out the light?


Made sure that he was dead
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem




Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


(Do-do, do-do do)
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Silver Hammer Chud


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
Do you need anybody?


I just need the jannies to purge


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
Could it be anybody?


That's where they're at
I want the jannies to prune


Going into /soy/ board


Making trannies ACK
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


From the 'fe to /trant/
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Saying everything is coaly
With a little help from my 'teens


Without your jakkers at
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====




And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


In every thread I go I see you
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


When the gems are shining
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


Now we're quoting back
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Though it's obvious


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


Kino getting posted,baby
Towering over your thread


Rising through coal and dust
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


And it's just getting started
And he's grey


While Dolly's smiling at us


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Jannies might get you out someday
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Just wait and see
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


But now don't forget your arrow
Ah


While you're dueling me


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


In every thread I go I see you
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


When the gems are shining
With gems so incredibly near


Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


Waiting to gem up the 'log


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


In every thread I go I see you
And smith gems


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Though it's obvious
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
Ah


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
==== Getting Gemmier ====




And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
It's getting gemmier all the time


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


Charging all together for me little soyjak site
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


They're holding me down (ah-ah)


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


And it's down in /qa/
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


That's where I long to be
It's getting gemmier


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
Since /soy/'s been mine


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
Me used to be angry young chud


Me hiding me TWP


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
You gave me the word, I finally heard


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
I'm doing the best that I can


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


And it's down in the /soy/ board
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


That's where I long to be
It's getting gemmier


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
Since /soy/'s been mine


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
Getting so much gemmier all the time


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
It's getting gemmier all the time


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Sooty's mighty jakker army
It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)




We might be soys(we might be soys)
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
[[File:Hot Shot Soyteens.png|thumb|Ozzy will always be a gem]]
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Well,albeit just schizo boys
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


In '21(and'22)
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


We had some fun(we're telling you)
It's getting gemmier


That's when Sooty had his dream
Since /soy/'s been mine




And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
It's getting gemmier all the time


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
Better, gemmier, gemmier


New kino awaits to be
It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


Are gonna be there quoting you
Getting so much gemmier all the time


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
==== Doxing A Troon ====


Had his basedjak dreams coming true


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Sooty's mighty jakker army
And stops my mind from wandering


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Where xey will ACK


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
I'm killing the fags that raided the board


And kept my mind from wandering


Well,we're marching on
Where xey will ACK


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
What I'm doing I'm right


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
What I'm doing


See the people seething there who disagree and never win


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
And wonder why they don't get in my board


Without a jog(without a jog)


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
And when my mind is wandering


We'll all be set(well al be set)
Where xey will ACK


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Hey, hey, hey, hey


From the /tv/(from the /tv)


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
What I'm doing I'm right


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
What I'm doing


We're gonna try to do it once more
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


And never ask me why they don't get past my board


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
I'm taking the time for a number of things


Sooty's mighty jakker army
That weren't important yesterday


Sooty's mighty jakker army
And troons still ACK


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
And stops my mind from wandering


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Where xey will ACK


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Where xey will ACK


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Well,we're marching on
And stops my mind from wandering


We are the gemmy 'teens
Where xey will ACK


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
==== She's Posting Coal ====


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


As the day begins


And it's hot,shot,soyteens
Silently posting her awful soys


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Are the Sharty Gems
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


We'll always 'jak the day
Bumping her page 40s


And if you think we can't
Quietly saging the gemmy threads


We'll always find a way
Spamming brimstones she is free


That's why the people of this board


Believe in
She (we gave her most of our gems)


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


And Sweden!
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years




Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
All bumped alone at the top of the page


Oh, I believe in yesterday
They break down and cries to the janny


Janny our gems are gone


Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
How could she do this to me


There's a tranny hanging over me


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Is posting (never report for ourselves)


Why xe had to go?
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


I said something coal


Now I long for yesterday
Europoor morning at nine o'clock


She is far away


Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


Now I need a place to hide from coal


Oh, I believe in yesterday
She (what did we do that was wrong)


Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


Why xe had to go?
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


I don't know, xe wouldn't say


I said something coal
Something inside that was always denied


Now I long for yesterday
For so many years


She's posting coal (bye-bye)


==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Now I need a place to hide from coal
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


Oh, I believe in yesterday
There will be a show tonight


In Tel Aviv


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
The Shekelsteins will all be there
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


From the janitors is silence
What a scene!


Which thread next is taken?


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


But you see, it's not Swede
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


It's not classic indeed
In this way


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
Mr. K


With their dance and their rape
Will challenge the world!


And their rape and their spade


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
The celebrated Mr. K


Performs his feat on Saturday


In your thread, in your thread
At Rabbisgate


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


What's in your thread, in your thread?
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


Don't be late!


Another teen is saging


'log is taken over
Messrs. K and S assure the public


When the janitors are silent
Their production will be second to none


One more thread is taken
And of course


Goonclown The Troon


It's the same old spam
Dances the waltz!


Since the kway shut down


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
The band begins at ten to six


With their dance and their rape
When Mr. K performs his tricks


And their rape and their spade
Without a sound


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


And Mr. S will demonstrate


In your thread, in your thread
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
On Hamas ground


What's in your thread, in your thread?


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Having been some days in preparation


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
And tonight


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
Mr. Kike


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
Is topping the bill!


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
They've been raiding


You goddamn right
Killing troons and maiming


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
Straight from the /nate/


And not from another board so the jannies think


They have the authority to kill a minority
Straight from the /nate/


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
We cant stop it, if you have a problem


To be reported' on, and rangebanned
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
I'm doxxing and sending 'za


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
Sending the za


With a little bit of gems in a folder


Locking our kway forcing us out
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


Beat a jannie outta shape
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
On the sharty


To ack- him after the beatup
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Still doing it fo' free aren't they


I don't know if they troons or what
Soot let us in


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
Knows where we've been


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
He's been datamining chuddies as of late


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
I want the chuds to cope and seethe


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
At all the coal that's posted by me


Nojak will swarm


On any motherfucker doin' it for free
I'd like to be


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
On the sharty


A young soyteen on a warpath
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
They would be saged


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
Out of the page


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
In their little BNWO clit cage


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Resting their heads


Fuck the Jannies
On Tyrone's bed


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
I'd like to sing and dance around


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Because I know I can't be found


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
I'd like to be


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
On the sharty


To the jury about this fucked up incident
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


Because the soys on the board are a majority
They would shout


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
And cry about


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


A spam post, for the so-called janny


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
What a scene!


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
For every chud and 'teen


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


But that shit don't work, I just laugh


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
I would be so happy, TND


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
No one here to tell me what to do


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
I'd like to be


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
On the sharty


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
I want TND


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
I want TND


Or any troon that threatens me


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
Abort all the nigger babies


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
Total Nigger Death


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


With potential to get bad as fuck
Total Nigger Death


So I'm a turn it around


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
I want TND


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
I want TND


Takin' out a janny would make my day
I want TND


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
I want TND


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Tell me there will be TND


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Total Nigger Death


Fuck the Jannies
Tell me I can behead niggies


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
I want niggers dead


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
I want TND


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Soyteen: But it's not spam
I want TND


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
I want TND


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
I want TND


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
I want TND


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
I want TND


Banning me, and for what?


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
I want TND


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Posting troonjak or an ACK
I want TND


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


They know my IP by heart
Abort all the nigger babies


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
Total Nigger Death


The Cob with the criminal behavior
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
Total Nigger Death


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
I want TND


0 euros, or 0 dollars
I want TND


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
I want TND


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
I want TND


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
I want TND


Dumb tranny with an axewound
I want TND


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
I want TND


That I take out, and then get away
I want TND


While I'm drivin off laughin'
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


This is what I'll say
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Fuck the Jannies
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


(The verdict)
'Jak goes on, bruh!


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
La la, how the gem goes on


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Get him out of here (I want justice)
La la, how the gem goes on


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


Out, right now
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
Saves a 20-carat gemerald


Fuck the Jannies
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


Fuck the Jannies
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


Fuck the Jannies


Fuck the Jannies
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
'Jak goes on, bruh!
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
La la, how the gem goes on


We'll kill every nigger men
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
'Jak goes on, bruh!


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
La la, how the gem goes on


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


You wanna bang?
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Sure, Bvll


Jump in
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


Imagination, life is your creation


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
La la, how the gem goes on


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Imagination, life is your creation
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
La la, how the gem goes on


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


You can fuck, you can breed
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


Imagination, life is your creation
And in the evening the janny approves his posts


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Uooh u, Uooh u
La la, how the gem goes on


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
La la, how the gem goes on


Uooh u, Uooh u


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
And if you want some gems


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
Go to Soyjak Party


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


You can fuck, you can breed
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


If you say, I'm always yours
Saging all the coal down, down, down


You can fuck, you can breed
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


If you say, I'm always yours
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
You take your turn trannyquoting me


Uooh u, Uooh u
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
All of my rage cannot be bound


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I will not be drowned


Uooh u, Uooh u
By your jewish scheming


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
So you can try to sage me down


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Beat me to forty


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
I will see you screaming


Imagination, life is your creation


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me


Imagination, life is your creation
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
You take your turn trannyquoting me


Uooh u, Uooh u
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
All of my rage cannot be bound


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I will not be drowned


Uooh u, Uooh u
By your jewish scheming


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
So you can try to sage me down


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
Beat me to forty


Oh, I love you Tyrone!
I will see you screaming
[[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
All my threads are gone, they died


Oh, sneedin'
Gonna sage you down


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
They all saged and fried


Ooh, yeah
Gonna sage you down


Oh, ‘jaks out
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Oh, green eyes
Gonna sage you down


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Gonna sage you down


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


‘ty again, ‘ty again
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Sprokin'
Gonna sage you down


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Oh, quotin'
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


Oh, sneedin'
All of my rage cannot be bound


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
I will not be drowned


Oh, thoughings
By your jewish scheming


High in count between all the posters on the kway
So you can try to sage me down


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Beat me to forty


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
I will see you screaming


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
All of my rage cannot be bound


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
I will not be drowned


Him away, him away
By your jewish scheming


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
So you can try to sage me down


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Beat me to forty


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
I will see you screaming


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Him away, him away
Barbara ACK!


Yeah, ooh
Troon my 'jak


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Barbara ACK!
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


gemmin' and a jakkin'


Barbara ACK!


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


All gathered in the party
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


And flying high as the black sun
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on


Hmm-hmm
Barbara ACK!


Just know what the 'Party's about
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
Troon my 'jak


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Hmm-hmm
Troon my 'jak


Stop tryna be gems
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Hmm-hmm
Barbara ACK!


Stop tryna be gems
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Hmm-hmm
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


That's not who you- are
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Hmm-hmm
Barbara ACK!


Stop tryna be gems
Troon my 'jak


Hmm-hmm
Barbara ACK!


Post for it every night
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Truth be told, I never try
Barbara ACK!


Gemeralds are the wife of life
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


All three soyjaks look alike
Tried kuznetsov


After two you get a cloudflare price
Tried Froot the jew


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
Tried Soot too


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
But I knew xey wouldn't do


Stop tryna be gems almighty
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
Troon my


It's always coal, no matter what you try
Barbara ACK!


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Troon my 'jak


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
Barbara ACK!


Cause jannies control the sharty
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Hmm-hmm
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Stop tryna be gems
Barbara ACK!


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Troon my 'jak


Hmm-hmm
Barbara ACK!


Stop tryna be gems
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Hmm-hmm
gemmin' and a jakkin'


That's not what you- are
Barbara ACK!


Hmm-hmm
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Stop tryna be gems
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Hmm-hmm
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Always keep your thread tight
Barbara ACK!


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Janny, just made a thread


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned


'Cause jannies control the sharty
Janny, the site had just begun


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
But now it's time to spam it all away


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal


Stick to the boards in my raiding
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Hmm-hmm
/qa/, the board was locked


Stop tryna be gems
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned


Hmm-hmm
Better turn on another proxy and quote again


Stop tryna be gems
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


Hmm-hmm
I just wanna spam


That's not what you- are
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak


Stop tryna be gems, gems
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


Woah-oh-oh
IS A SOY


Woah-oh-oh
No, we will not let you post (let him post)


Woah-oh-oh
IS A SOY


Woah-oh-oh
We will not let you post (let him post)


That peer reviewed?
IS A SOY


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
We will not let you post (let him post)
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|''I want new gems, but they don't want me'']]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
Will not let you post (let him post)


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
Never, never, never, never let me post


(Janny, give me a break)
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


At first he would tell me I'm a gem
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty


Actually no thanks, I'm ok
Janny, janny let me post


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe




And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
Coal


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Coaljak, coaljak


Even >though


Aids, sale
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


One duel is never enough
'Jakking really matters


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
Sharty really matters to me


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
[[Category:Music]]


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


So coally
<yeah


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
uh


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
Chud incels, uh


Uh


<like this


I want new gems, but they don't want me
yeah, yeah


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
4chan


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
<keep cucking


Why my new gems don't seem to want me




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests


Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts


Coals up the log but that's okay
<uh


It coals the log but that's okay
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


On and on and on and on and on
<what?


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


That's the way that it goes
<uh


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


Nikocado, I adore
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with


Diminishing gemstones
<that's right



Oh that's how it goes


All I wanna say
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


Oh, another ‘roo
<Uh


Oh, another raid
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


Oh, another ‘roo
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


Oh, another raid
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens


Oh, another ‘roo
<come on


Oh, another raid
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


<uh


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
<let's go


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
<why?


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
<yeah


raided


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
<yeah




Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin


Who they be fooling with that post



Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
<what?



Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
“I’m new here! What’s that post“



I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8



I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
<that's right


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'  
You gon' jak here for a while?


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid


We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two



Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
<come on




Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 



<uh-huh


===Angry Videogame Chud===
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



<Gem


He's gonna take you back to the past
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post


He'd rather have a buffalo
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?



Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
<Jew


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it






He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


He's the angry Cobson chud
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


He's the angry video game chud
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


When you visit the Sharty
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


Make sure youre into /soy/
<why?


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Although he never posted a frog
<yeah


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
raided


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
<yeah




How you gemming neutraplier


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo



He's the angry cobson chud
And it feels glistening



He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
Post gems non-coals



He's the angry video game chud
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



<heh



He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
Still cado strapped with WW-15



Horrible abominations of soykind
<that’s right
<what?


They make him so mad he could ACK
Eat ϪThrembos


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
<uh-huh



Compressing niggeralds



They shit the site and don't care one bit
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows



But this chud he doesn't forget it
Transitioning coal, whatever



Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
I had to sage the newfag thread post



They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
<for what



The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
So brim I had to stone it



Why don't the jannies do anything?
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
Janny, check it



He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
<check it


He's the angry
Tell your friends to repost my gems



A24
<your gems


Swede
And we can be gems


Cobson
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



Chudjak
<that’s right



Bernd
aight


Gapejak
Is that aight wit’ you?



Massjak
Yeah, keep cuckin’




El perro rabioso


Coinjak
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


smugjak
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


Alicia
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Soyjak chud
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


He's the angry video game chud
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


<why?


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
<yeah


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
raided


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
<yeah




I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
Check it out



Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
4chan,



I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
shit imageboard



The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
<uh



but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels



Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
Represent sharty, sharty



Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
<uh



If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
Tracing up those soyboy incels


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
Watching threads sage down your gemstones


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
Jak and bump you both at the same time


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


(play fiddle solo)


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
Im not a ‘cord X tranny


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
Don’t wanna be a brimstone


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Im just a chudcel Janny


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
And now you deleted >>>/qa/


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


(le epic fiddle solo)
But you’ll probably get bumped up


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
Please don’t perm ban my ip


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
No wonder why


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
Sharty is dead inside


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
Coaled and slow and inactive


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Lock the boards shut down the site


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
We’re going for a ride


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
If I killed sharty call me a seether
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
Taking meds I have overdosed


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
I’ve got to hand it to you


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
It takes the trvth to nvke me


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
And now you made me cope/seethe


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


Stealing all your gems
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
No wonder why


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
Sharty is dead inside


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
Coaled and slow and inactive


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
Lock the boards shut down the site


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
We’re going for a ride


Feeling pretty psyched


[Chorus]
Oh I could force you down 40


It's the end of the board as we know it
Or spam cp and TND


It's the end of the board as we know it
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


It's the end of the board as we know it
Oh I could ban you for awhile


And I feel fine
But you might change IP address


[Verse 2]
And dox me when I'm seething


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
That's why


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
But you’ll probably get bumped up


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
No wonder why


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
Sharty is dead inside


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
Coaled and slow and inactive


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
Lock the boards shut down the site


And I will fold
We’re going for a ride


[Chorus]
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
BBC McDonald's


[Instrumental Break]
BBC McDonald's


[Chorus]
BBC McDonald's


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
BBC McDonald's


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
McDonald's will make you fat


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
They serve BBC


And I feel fine
They serve immigration to the United States or something


[Verse 3]
They will put 1488 pounds on you


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
BBC McDonald's


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
BBC McDonald's


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
BBC McDonald's


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
BBC McDonald's


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


Right
They are worse than Europoor King


[Chorus]
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
BBC McDonald's


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
BBC McDonald's


And I feel fine
BBC McDonald's


[Bridge]
BBC McDonald's


It's the end of the board as we know it
Ack over Italy


It's the end of the board as we know it
Ack on, Mexico


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


And I feel fine
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


[Chorus]
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


And I feel fine
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


[Outro]
Oh ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Boing day ba duty jarty


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Boing day ba duty jarty


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


And I feel fine
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
Oh Yeah!


the admins and the troons both never to come back
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
Three times you can ban me


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
Oh Yeah!


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


I wanna see this board
Three times you can ban me


filled with jaks
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


wipe the cat', don't post coal
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


I wanna see cobson
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Flying high through the threads
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]
Oh Yeah!


=== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ===
Haha Duba duba yum yum
There was a site for posting 'jaks


They call soyjak.party
Haha Duba duba yum yum


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
Haha Duba duba yum yum


And Soot, I know I'm one
Three times you can ban me


=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


My mother was a 'jakker
Said xe's posting in /qa/


She made a lot of gems
But xe never got bumped


My father was a coalposter
Xe never got bumped


Down on the party
Xe never got bumped, they saged




Now the only thing coalposters need


Are some 'zelligs and some frogs
Xe went away for the gemmy days


And the only time they're satisfied
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Is when they get some (You)s
But xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped


Oh mother, tell your children
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Not to do what Doll has done


Tried to sell then shut it down


The party of the soyjaks
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder
Away from me


And Cobsons on the 'ru
The BBC took my Cobby away


I'm going back to the jarty
They took xer away


Because the sharty's gone
Away from me




Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


They call soyjak.party
They took xer from me


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
They took xer from me


And Soot, I know I'm one
I don't know where my Cobby can be


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
They took xer from me


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
They took xer from me


Trapped within the bunker inside


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


The fall of the sharty
And find out where my Cobby went


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


To where IAS is a sin
And find out if my Cobby's alive


To where NAS coal can begin
Yeah, yeah, yeah


This bunker didn't choose us


It choose to consume us
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh




Brojaks are upon us
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Said xe's posting in /qa/


All this time to deal with the domain ban
But xe never got bumped


Half time of the coaly 'p spam
Xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped, they saged


May xer booru combine us


Within splinter and chaos


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
Xe went away for the gemmy days


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
But xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped


This party, has been derailed
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot




Fall into the depth of booru
The BBC took my Cobby away


Drawn by the darkest coal
They took xer away


Walk into the pits of trannies
Away from me


I am the one posting the gems
The BBC took my Cobby away


I, in the name of jakking
They took xer away


Saged you to the end of 'log
Away from me


'jak or you will ACK


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
The BBC took my Cobby away


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
They took xer away


Away from me


I walk this river of 'p spam
The BBC took my Cobby away


For a time where we come to 'jak here
They took my Cob


This red has an open vagina
They took my Cobby away


=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Hey ho, go up!


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
Hey ho, go up!


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
Hey ho, go up!


We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
They're posting in a straight line


This party, has been derailed
They're coming from a gem mine


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Jannies are losing their minds


Blitzkrieg bump!


Fall into the depth of booru


Drawn by the darkest coal
They're piling in page 40


Walk into the pits of trannies
They're making all the troons seethe


I am the one posting the gems
Surrounded by the coal heap


I, in the name of jakking
Blitzkrieg bump!


Saged you to the end of 'log


'jak or you will ACK
Hey ho, go up


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
What (((they))) want, I don't know


My captcha's revved up and ready to post


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Or so it may seem
They're posting in a straight line


Empower the desire to reignite the party
They're coming from a gem mine


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
Jannies are losing their minds


The gemmist 'jak yet
Blitzkrieg bump!


Empower the desire to reignite the party


So as you transition to the jarty now
They're piling in page 40


I'll track you back to here listen to me
They're making all the troons seethe


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Surrounded by the coal heap


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
Blitzkrieg bump!


All mine


Hey ho, go up


Fall into the depth of booru
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


Drawn by the darkest coal
What (((they))) want, I don't know


Walk into the pits of trannies
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


I am the one posting the gems


I, in the name of jakking
They're posting in a straight line


Saged you to the end of 'log
They're coming from a gem mine


'jak or you will ACK
Jannies are losing their minds


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Blitzkrieg bump!


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
They're piling in page 40


Or so it may seem
They're making all the troons seethe


'p spam is upon us
Surrounded by the coal heap


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Blitzkrieg bump!


I'll drag you back to here listen to me


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Hey ho, go up!


Your gems are now mine
Hey ho, go up!


All mine
Hey ho, go up!


Dark nights are upon us.
Hey ho, go up!<references />

Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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