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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon herself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
== Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
[[File:Meds.jpg|thumb|"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"]]
It's time for Trannymaniacs
I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead


They're disgusting to the max
Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts


Autogynephiliacs
Some furfag making drama


They wear skirts instead of slacks
Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said


They're Trannymaniacs
Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"
Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide


Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"
That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Adam's apple
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Wide clavicle
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Futa connoisseur
And there's not a gem in sight


They are the Trannymaniacs
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


There's an axe-wound in their pants
Soot told them not to blow it


They just can't accept the facts
All they could do was cry


They're looney to the max
He told me


They're Trannymaniacs
Let the niggers browse it


They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found
Let Twitter shit in it


Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground
Let all the soyteens mock it


They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around
I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite


Then they pop out
Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?


And whip it out
Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?


And swing it all around
Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed


They are the Trannymaniacs
Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out


They think they're cute but make me yak
They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


No they can't transition back


But they're calling you the quack
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


They're trannymany
Just furries, frogs, and pedos


Totally insaney
And there's not a gem in sight


Fucked up in the brainy
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Trannymaniacs
Soot told them not to blow it


Those are the facts
All they could do was cry


He told me


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Let the niggers browse it


[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]
Let Twitter shit in it


== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
Let all the soyteens mock it
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba
Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


Just furries, frogs, and pedos


I think about /qa/
And there's not a gem in sight


I left it at on that day after jannies took it away
There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site


We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true
Soot told them not to blow it


Still I did what I had to do
All they could do was cry


‘Cause I just knew
He told me


Let the niggers browse it


Summer Friday night
Let Twitter shit in it


We’d log into /tv/
Let all the soyteens mock it


Right as the mods called it a night


An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


It called me on to post some jaks
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


As well as feed & seed
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


With only some image macros
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They all called me a schizo
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


But it didn’t matter though
La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


They’ll have to see
== Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs) ==
[[File:64325324234.png|thumb|467x467px|                                          ''It's time for Trannymaniacs'']]
It's time for Trannymaniacs


They're disgusting to the max


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread
Autogynephiliacs


That’s where we will both soyduel
They wear skirts instead of slacks


You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me
They're Trannymaniacs


Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"


Post some jaks
Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"


I’m getting jannies mad
They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"


Having them work overtime
Adam's apple


Wide clavicle


And when they strike me down
Futa connoisseur


I’ll know that I have won
They are the Trannymaniacs


I’ll just evade the ban
There's an axe-wound in their pants


And it’s another day of soy
They just can't accept the facts


They're looney to the max


I see ‘em ev’ry day
They're Trannymaniacs


The complaints of 4chuds
They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found


Who never cease to call me gay
Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground


All that coal they post
They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around


And not a Cobson in sight
Then they pop out


They say that my board /qa/ has lost
And whip it out


So I soyquote with might
And swing it all around


They are the Trannymaniacs


And even when the moral’s low
They think they're cute but make me yak


Or I’m not sure what to do though
No they can't transition back


The gemmies and my party bros
But they're calling you the quack


Are all I need
They're trannymany


Totally insaney


And someday as I post a gem
Fucked up in the brainy


A newchud will take the helm
Trannymaniacs


Those are the facts


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


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Post some jaks
[https://youtu.be/8IDae1uVUSg Listen on Youtube]


Getting them jannies mad
== Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz) ==
[[File:Lalaland.png|thumb|386x386px|                            ''And it’s another day of soy'']]
Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba


Having them work overtime
Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba


Ba-ba-ba ba


And when they strike you down


You’ll know that you have won
I think about /qa/


You’ll just evade the ban
I left it at on that day after jannies took it away


And it’s another day of soy
We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true


Still I did what I had to do


And when they strike you down
‘Cause I just knew


You’ll restart your router


It’s another day of soy
Summer Friday night


It’s another day of soy
We’d log into /tv/


It’s another day of soy
Right as the mods called it a night


It’s another day of soy
An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed


Just another day of soy
It called me on to post some jaks


It's another day of soy
As well as feed & seed


Another day has just begun


It's another day of soy
With only some image macros


They all called me a schizo


It's another day of soy
But it didn’t matter though




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They’ll have to see


== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Can I make it any more obvious?
Cause maybe in that sleepy thread


He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe
That’s where we will both soyduel


What more can I say
You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


He wanted her, she'd never tell


Secretly she wanted him as well
Post some jaks


But all of her friends, turned up their nose
I’m getting jannies mad


They had a problem with his sooty posts
Having them work overtime




He was a 'party boy
And when they strike me down


She said see you later boy
I’ll know that I have won


He wasn't good enough for her
I’ll just evade the ban


She had a hairy face
And it’s another day of soy


And her dick was in the waste


She needed to come down back to earth
I see ‘em ev’ry day


The complaints of 4chuds


Five years from now
Who never cease to call me gay


She sits at home
All that coal they post


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone
And not a Cobson in sight


She opens 'party, guess who she sees
They say that my board /qa/ has lost


Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/
So I soyquote with might


She calls up her troons


They already know
And even when the moral’s low


And they've all got proxies to see his posts
Or I’m not sure what to do though


She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks
The gemmies and my party bros


Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!
Are all I need




He was a 'party boy
And someday as I post a gem


She said see you later boy
A newchud will take the helm


He wasn't good enough for her


Now he gets tons of (you)s
That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Posting gems from the 'ru


Does your manly face see what he's worth?
Post some jaks


Getting them jannies mad


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Having them work overtime


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== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
And when they strike you down
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
You’ll know that you have won


So while you're here in the 'log
You’ll just evade the ban


Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young
And it’s another day of soy


We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young
And when they strike you down


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
You’ll restart your router


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
It’s another day of soy


It’s another day of soy


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time
It’s another day of soy


Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should
It’s another day of soy


Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)
Just another day of soy


Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')
It's another day of soy


Another day has just begun


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
It's another day of soy


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
It's another day of soy


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


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I see your gem bump to the top of page one
== Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne) ==
[[File:3500 - 613527fbfb2cb301b5077b2e1c251795.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''He was a chud, she was a troon'']]
He was a chud, she was a troon


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Can I make it any more obvious?


So while you're here in the 'log
He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
What more can I say


We're getting banned young
He wanted her, she'd never tell


We're getting banned young
Secretly she wanted him as well


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
But all of her friends, turned up their nose


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They had a problem with his sooty posts




Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off
He was a 'party boy


Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got
She said see you later boy


Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)
He wasn't good enough for her


Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')
She had a hairy face


And her dick was in the waste


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)
She needed to come down back to earth


Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)
Five years from now


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die
She sits at home


Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone


I see your gem bump to the top of page one
She opens 'party, guess who she sees


Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come
Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/


So while you're here in the 'log
She calls up her troons


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
They already know


We're getting banned young
And they've all got proxies to see his posts


We're getting banned young
She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


He was a 'party boy


We're getting banned young
She said see you later boy


We're getting banned young
He wasn't good enough for her


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young
Now he gets tons of (you)s


Posting gems from the 'ru


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Does your manly face see what he's worth?


== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
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Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
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I'm a deformed 'jak
== Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha) ==
[[File:5101 - 1013b9e504f9868f48529a8dd7e274e2.png|thumb|359x359px|''We're getting banned young'']]
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


OH YEAH
Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Color color color color, color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should


SOOTY SOOT
Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


SOOTY SOOT
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


Oh i'm a color 'jak
We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


I'm a deformed 'jak
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


Yes i'm a color 'jak
So while you're here in the 'log


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


OH YEAH
We're getting banned young


We're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me
Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Three times you can quote me


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)


Color color color color, color 'jak
Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry


Color color color color, color 'jak
Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)


We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
I see your gem bump to the top of page one


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come


SOOTY SOOT
So while you're here in the 'log


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
We're getting banned young


SOOTY SOOT
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
We're getting banned young


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
We're getting banned young


I'm a deformed 'jak
Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


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== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh i'm a color 'jak


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Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
OH YEAH
Color color color color, color 'jak
Color color color color, color 'jak
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
SOOTY SOOT
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
SOOTY SOOT




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SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


SOOTY SOOT
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Three times you can quote me


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=68bb8f2b620536def365b412b0073058|display=Listen on the booru}}
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I


We've been sliding the distance
Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo


Aiming for the GET
Three times you can quote me


With a secret ambition


It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged
Color color color color, color 'jak


We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay
Color color color color, color 'jak


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


I know I've seen it before
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


In the gaze of the hanging troon
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


I'm not afraid anymore!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT


Let's gem those threads!
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


And really put our jaks into it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


Kuz out, pur-soot it
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


What's a better time than now to save the site
SOOTY SOOT


Don't sproke, let loose


And make sure that your soul is in it
Oh i'm a color 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


(You) and I
Yes i'm a color 'jak


Breaking free of our cobsons
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We defy


The cleanup of the system
Oh i'm a color 'jak


David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts
Yes i'm a color 'jak


A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak


Let's gem those threads!
Yes i'm a color 'jak


And really put our jaks into it
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Kuz out, pur-soot it


What's a better time than now to save the site
Oh i'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak


Don't sproke, let loose
Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


And make sure that your soul is in it
I'm a deformed 'jak


First post to finish
Yes i'm a color 'jak


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


We're losing time!
OH YEAH




(You) and I
SOOTY SOOT


SOOTY SOOT


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine
SOOTY SOOT


I know I've seen it before


In the gaze of the hanging troon
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I'm not afraid anymore!
== Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund) ==
[[File:SOYDAY 2 OST.jpg|thumb|''Let's gem those threads!''|348x348px]]
(You) and I


We've been sliding the distance


Let's gem those threads!
Aiming for the GET


And really put our jaks into it
With a secret ambition


Kuz out, pur-soot it
It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged


What's a better time than now to save the site
We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


Don't sproke, let loose
I know I've seen it before


And make sure that your soul is in it
In the gaze of the hanging troon


First post to finish
I'm not afraid anymore!
 
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time




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What's a better time than now to save the site  
What's a better time than now to save the site  


Don't sproke, let loose
Don't sproke, let loose
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For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


We're losing time!


(You) and I


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5bfcfbb7aa3f19c676a9be88793c3af6|display=Listen on the booru}}
Breaking free of our cobsons


== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
We defy
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


Where our fresh oc is waited for,
The cleanup of the system


Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.
David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts


Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,
A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;


The template unjakked when it was the right time.
Let's gem those threads!


And really put our jaks into it


My 'jak variant is on the post,
Kuz out, pur-soot it


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
What's a better time than now to save the site


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,


Soyin' now, soyin'
Don't sproke, let loose


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,
And make sure that your soul is in it


I won't post in this field of sneed,
First post to finish


Wish me now to be gemmy,
For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
We're losing time!




I am able to quay but I never want
(You) and I


A coalpost at any price,


I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.
And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine


I would rather soyduel with (you),
I know I've seen it before


Just to soyduel with (you),
In the gaze of the hanging troon


But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.
I'm not afraid anymore!




My 'jak variant is on the post,
Let's gem those threads!


There's my G E T number marked on the post.
And really put our jaks into it


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Soyin' now, soyin'
What's a better time than now to save the site


I can't breathe in this field of sneed,


I won't post in this field of sneed,
Don't sproke, let loose


Wish me now to be gemmy,
And make sure that your soul is in it


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"
First post to finish


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


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== Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut) ==
Let's gem those threads!
[[File:Cover4343214.png|thumb|339x339px|''Beware of the C P'']]
We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts


Horrendous coal caress the unknown
And really put our jaks into it


A dull ache from a lack of good gems
Kuz out, pur-soot it


Theres CP beneath swedejak
What's a better time than now to save the site


A coal-rush as our jakkers rest


Then you post your gems inside my thread
Don't sproke, let loose


Coming up in a sea of chuds
And make sure that your soul is in it


Troons posting on another blacked thread
First post to finish


For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Beware of the C P
We're losing time!


on your board


When we're posting gem and coal!
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=5bfcfbb7aa3f19c676a9be88793c3af6|display=Listen on the booru}}


And the troon's desire
== 'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi) ==
[[File:Gruppa Cobby improved.png|alt=|thumb|''My 'jak variant is on the post'' ''There's my G E T number marked on the post''|338x338px]]
/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,


Is burning with the jakker's fire
Where our fresh oc is waited for,


Beware of the C P
Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.


On your board
Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,


When we're posting gem and coal!
Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;


And the troon's desire
The template unjakked when it was the right time.


Is burning with the jakker's fire


My 'jak variant is on the post,


Jannies seethe (Seethe)
There's my G E T number marked on the post.


From our posts
Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,


The CP spammer, cries ACK
Soyin' now, soyin'


Jannies seethe (Seethe)
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,


From our posts
I won't post in this field of sneed,


The CP spammer, cries ACK
Wish me now to be gemmy,


Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Beware of the C P


On your board
I am able to quay but I never want


When we're posting gem and coal
A coalpost at any price,


And the troon's desire
I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.


Is burning with the jakker's fire
I would rather soyduel with (you),


Beware of the C P
Just to soyduel with (you),


On your board
But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


When we're posting gem and coal


And the troon's desire
My 'jak variant is on the post,


Is burning with the jakker's fire
There's my G E T number marked on the post.


Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,


They say the spammer
Soyin' now, soyin'


Posts C P
I can't breathe in this field of sneed,


In idle threads
I won't post in this field of sneed,


They say the gem corrupts
Wish me now to be gemmy,


When the troon is free
Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty


guess he switched out his I-P
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=9186596e2bbb8151cb608cb55017979e|display=Listen on the booru}}


Cause he's posting more C-P
== Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut) ==
[[File:Cover4343214.png|thumb|339x339px|''Beware of the C P'']]
We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts


Trying to drown-out our O-C
Horrendous coal caress the unknown


They say the spammer
A dull ache from a lack of good gems


Posts C P
Theres CP beneath swedejak


In idle threads
A coal-rush as our jakkers rest


When the tranny
Then you post your gems inside my thread


Cries ACK
Coming up in a sea of chuds


With this gemmy thread
Troons posting on another blacked thread




Beware of the C P
Beware of the C P


On your board
on your board


When we're posting gem and coal
When we're posting gem and coal!


And the troon's desire
And the troon's desire
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On your board
On your board


When we're posting gem and coal
When we're posting gem and coal!


And the troon's desire
And the troon's desire
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Is burning with the jakker's fire
Is burning with the jakker's fire


And the troon's desire


Is burning with the jakker's fire
Jannies seethe (Seethe)


From our posts


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=ea2c8eba9469abcff7e689cdeced3e46|display=Listen on the booru}}
The CP spammer, cries ACK


== Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут) ==
Jannies seethe (Seethe)
[[File:8042 - 3soyjaks album cover ear female glasses hair music open mouth purple hair russian text soot soot colors soyjak soyjak party stubble vampire variant punkjak variant yurijak.png|thumb|352x352px|''Seen some dark coals late at night'']]
Dark and gloomy catalog


I'm sneaking through it on my phone
From our posts


Like a troon
The CP spammer, cries ACK


Barely breathing not to frighten those


Who have been spamming for long
Beware of the C P


Those who care whose gems I bump
On your board


To try and secretly slide into
When we're posting gem and coal


So that I can see
And the troon's desire


I really want to
Is burning with the jakker's fire


Beware of the C P


See some dark coals late at night
On your board


Completely change the way you post
When we're posting gem and coal


Taking over your mind
And the troon's desire


Who's ID's are you prisoner of?
Is burning with the jakker's fire


What makes you post brimstone


On and on
They say the spammer


Posts C P


I am posting a colorjak
In idle threads


Try and take a look at it
They say the gem corrupts


Does it make any change
When the troon is free


In the way you feel
We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty


I have 'rood so many songs
guess he switched out his I-P


And I've seen so many raids
Cause he's posting more C-P


Don't you try to hide your secret from me
Trying to drown-out our O-C


Cause I've already
They say the spammer


Posts C P


Seen some dark coals late at night
In idle threads


Completely change the way you post
When the tranny


Taking over your mind
Cries ACK


Who's ID's are you prisoner of?
With this gemmy thread


What makes you post brimstone


On and on
Beware of the C P


On your board


Too bad that you didn't want
When we're posting gem and coal


To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned
And the troon's desire


That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone
Is burning with the jakker's fire


(You) tried to see
Beware of the C P


But you stayed with him alone
On your board


Without knowing him at all
When we're posting gem and coal


You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty
And the troon's desire


You're taken over
Is burning with the jakker's fire


And the troon's desire


By a real and evil Kuznetsov
Is burning with the jakker's fire


You're one of many of his coalposters


When the night falls you're his drone
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=ea2c8eba9469abcff7e689cdeced3e46|display=Listen on the booru}}


You're under his total control
== Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут) ==
[[File:8042 - 3soyjaks album cover ear female glasses hair music open mouth purple hair russian text soot soot colors soyjak soyjak party stubble vampire variant punkjak variant yurijak.png|thumb|352x352px|''Seen some dark coals late at night'']]
Dark and gloomy catalog


I'm sneaking through it on my phone


It all looks like some cp
Like a troon


And it's not safe for me to be here
Barely breathing not to frighten those


Who have been spamming for long


{{Boorusearch|1=hash=06dc3a7afcb1f69034493616921ecf27|display=Listen on the booru}}
Those who care whose gems I bump


== Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach) ==
To try and secretly slide into


Cuck my life into pieces
So that I can see


This is my wifes black son
I really want to


Humiliation, no breeding


Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
See some dark coals late at night


This is my wifes black son
Completely change the way you post


Taking over your mind


Cuck my life into pieces
Who's ID's are you prisoner of?


I've reached my last resort
What makes you post brimstone


Humiliation, no breeding
On and on


Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding
I am posting a colorjak


Try and take a look at it


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?
Does it make any change


If I cucked myself tonight
In the way you feel


Chances are that I might
I have 'rood so many songs


Copulation out of sight
And I've seen so many raids


Committing white genocide
Don't you try to hide your secret from me


Cause I've already


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind


Wish somebody would fuck my wife
Seen some dark coals late at night


Losing my sight, losing my mind
Completely change the way you post


Wish somebody would fuck my wife
Taking over your mind


Who's ID's are you prisoner of?


I always realized my dick was too thin
What makes you post brimstone


Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within
On and on


My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin


Downward spiral, where do I begin?
Too bad that you didn't want


To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned


It all started when Bernie went under
That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone


No gibs for myself and no gibs for another
(You) tried to see


Searching to find a bull upon a higher level
But you stayed with him alone


Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers
Without knowing him at all


You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job
You're taken over


My wifes slobbering on a black cock


Losing my balls, losing my kind
By a real and evil Kuznetsov


Television tells me I'm fine
You're one of many of his coalposters


When the night falls you're his drone


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine
You're under his total control




I'm watching and I'm prepping
It all looks like some cp


I'm prepping, I'm prepping
And it's not safe for me to be here


I'm prepping, I'm prepping


I wish I were not white, not white
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== Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach) ==


Cuck my life into pieces
Cuck my life into pieces
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Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
This is my wifes black son
Cuck my life into pieces
I've reached my last resort
Humiliation, no breeding
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating
I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding




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Copulation out of sight
Copulation out of sight


And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight
Committing white genocide




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Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine
I always realized my dick was too thin


Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within


I'm watching and I'm prepping
My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin


Can't go on, living this way
Downward spiral, where do I begin?


Please fuck my WIFE!


It all started when Bernie went under


[http://booru.soy/post/view/24676 Listen on the Booru]
No gibs for myself and no gibs for another
== The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters
Searching to find a bull upon a higher level


And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway
Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru
My wifes slobbering on a black cock


And teens would spam your garbage all across the board
Losing my balls, losing my kind


As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more
Television tells me I'm fine




And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish
Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry


On all the boards barely any real thread survived
I'm watching and I'm prepping


I'm prepping, I'm prepping


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now
I'm prepping, I'm prepping


And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more
I wish I were not white, not white


Each one a little longer than the one before


Cuck my life into pieces


I love you sooty-soot
This is my wifes black son


Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do
Humiliation, no breeding


I love you sooty-soot
Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do


And on the lazy days
Would it be wrong? Would it be right?


There's NAS coal on the 'log today
If I cucked myself tonight


The website's down, it's gone away
Chances are that I might


The day we are awaiting
Copulation out of sight


And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know
'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind


I will trace until I learn how to 'jak
Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Until I make all those trannies ack
Losing my sight, losing my mind


Until I make myself a gem
Wish somebody would fuck my wife


A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Mouths open wide for eating bugs
I'm watching and I'm prepping


I will spam until I'm a good soyteen
Can't go on, living this way


Until the whole board is destroyed
Please fuck my WIFE!


The jannies will never ban me


Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh
[http://booru.soy/post/view/24676 Listen on the Booru]
== The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters


Gemmish soyjaks we will post
And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway


If the party's down, then I don't know
With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave


Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve
And then your coal would be reposted on the booru


Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/
And teens would spam your garbage all across the board


t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh
As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


oh-oh oh-oh oh


oh-oh oh-oh oh
And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish


(okay!)
And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry


On all the boards barely any real thread survived


[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
== Can't Take My Soy-ts Off You (Parody of Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli) ==


She's too attractive to be true
And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now


I can't take my soy-ts off you
And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more


You'd be like science to quote
Each one a little longer than the one before


I'll take you out for a sproke


I'd destroy daisies for you
I love you sooty-soot


And dance like a swede too
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do


You're too attractive to be true
I love you sooty-soot


Can't take my soy-ts off you
Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do


Pardon the spark in my eyes
And on the lazy days


My chapped lips and mouth so oversized
There's NAS coal on the 'log today


The sight of you leaves me weak
The website's down, it's gone away


With that big black cock on your cheek
The day we are awaiting


Your locks of silvery hair


And that nordic stare
Gemmish soyjaks we will post


You're too attractive to be true
Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know


Can't take my soy-ts off you
I will trace until I learn how to 'jak


I trans heart nigger
Until I make all those trannies ack


And all the broken bucks
Until I make myself a gem


I trans heart Hebrews
A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Keffals and Toby Fox


I trans heart 'Zellig
Gemmish soyjaks we will post


Trust the plan when I say
Mouths open wide for eating bugs


I trans heart Cobson
I will spam until I'm a good soyteen


And all his BBCs
Until the whole board is destroyed


I trans heart children
The jannies will never ban me


Like Peter Scully
Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


I trans heart nigger, nigger


Trans heart nigger
Gemmish soyjaks we will post


You're just too gem to be coal
If the party's down, then I don't know


You're the Smash Bros to my console
I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave


You are my ridge to defend
Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve


My BBC queen to the end
Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/


At long last you are my bride
t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh


This must be the good timeline
oh-oh oh-oh oh


To my wife Chino this goes to
oh-oh oh-oh oh


Can't take my soy-ts off you
(okay!)


I trans heart Discord and the tranny brigade


I trans heart Twitter and all the coal they've made
[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
 
I trans hate ponies
 
Trust the plan when I say
 
I trans heart Fauci
 
Vaccines up in my veins
 
Trans heart Zelenskyy
 
With 'Cado in Ukraine
 
I trans heart nigger, nigger
 
Trans heart nigger
 
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/32434 Listen on the Booru]
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


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[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[VERSE 1]
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


It's just one of those slaves
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain
 
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war
 
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door
 
TRANNIES ATTACK
 
MAKE THEM GO ACK
 
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
 
RAID OR BE FAILED
 
Facing, awaiting
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift
 
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick
 
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems
 
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums
 
TRANNIES ATTACK
 
MAKE THEM GO ACK
 
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
 
RAID OR BE FAILED
 
Facing, awaiting
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
2024, when a few chuds held the line
 
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
 
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!
 
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
 
TRANNIES ATTACK
 
MAKE THEM GO ACK
 
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
 
RAID OR BE FAILED
 
Facing, awaiting
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]
 
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
It's just one of those slaves


Where you know you gotta break bucks
Where you know you gotta break bucks
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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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== We'll jakk again ==


== It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott) ==
>It's a long way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to jawl
well jak again


>It's a long way from your home board
don't know where


>But you can have yourselves a 'jak
don't know when


>With your arrows
but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day


>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square
keep posting through just like (you) always do


>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir
till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
[[File:It's a long way to pixelplanet.png|thumb|It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet]]


so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


>It's a long way, ek se


>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)


>But it's wide coal all the way
we'll jak again


>Well, nearly
don't know where


>Goodbye to the Sooty
don't know when


>Hello the Soy Claire
but I know well duel again some gemmie day


>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga
we'll jak again


>And the crowd's is quoting there
don't know where


don't know when


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy
but I know well raid again some gemmie day


>It's a long way to run
keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away
 
so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long
 
they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem
 
 
 
we'll jak again
 
don't know where
 
don't know when
 
but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day
 
 
 
== It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott) ==
>It's a long way to Pixelplanet
 
>It's a long way to jawl
 
>It's a long way from your home board
 
>But you can have yourselves a 'jak
 
>With your arrows
 
>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square
 
>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir
[[File:It's a long way to pixelplanet.png|thumb|It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet]]
 
 
>It's a long way to Chan inyanga
 
>It's a long way, ek se
 
>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)
 
>But it's wide coal all the way
 
>Well, nearly
 
>Goodbye to the Sooty
 
>Hello the Soy Claire
 
>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga
 
>And the crowd's is quoting there
 
 
>It's a long way to Jackiboxy
 
>It's a long way to run


>It's a long way from /bant/kute
>It's a long way from /bant/kute
Line 3,368: Line 3,582:


[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


== Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone ==
We're waiting every night


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
To finally lurk and invite


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
New trannies to duel with us
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
For many years we've been all alone
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
We're forced to be still and make


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
The same gems we've known since that day


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
The trannies took our board away
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
Now we're stuck here without the kway
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
Please let us gem it up!


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
Please don't cadospam us!


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
We think your variant is brimstone!


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
We're just little chuds


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
Who have no threads left to bump


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
We've been all alone


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
Stuck in our little zone


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
Since the year of 2020


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
Join us, be gemmy


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


Feds tried to shut us down on .party
After all, you've only got


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
Five Nights at Cobson's


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
Do you think you're gemmy?


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
I just don't get it


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
We're spamming TND


Now this looks like a gem for me


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Five Nights at Cobson's


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
Built for BWC


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
I just don't get it


I said this looks like a gem for me
Come to the 'sharty


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Five Nights at Cobson's


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
We're really quite surprised


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
We get to see you post another night
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
You should have looked for another chan


Fat Hon Real Man
You should have gone back to 4trans


Ha ha- Charade you are
It's like there so much more


Wooh!
Maybe you've posted here before


You rope acked troon fag
We remember filenames like yours


Ha ha- Charade you are
They seem aquainted with our board


And when you kick the stool apart


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
Please let us gem it up!


With your rope caught your neck skin
Please do not lock our board!


Saying “Keep on swinging”
We know that you're with DA CORD!


Red stain asphyxiating


What do you hope to find
We're just little chuds


In hell you’re confined?
Who have no threads left to bump


You’re nearly a laugh
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
We've been all alone


Verse 2
Stuck in our little zone


Chan mod trans flag
Since the year of 2020


Ha ha- Charade you are
Join us, be gemmy


You fucked up janny slag
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


Ha ha- Charade you are
After all, you've only got


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


You’re nearly a good laugh
Five Nights at Cobson's


Almost worth a quick grin
Do you think you're gemmy?


You want to catch a GET
I just don't get it


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
We're spamming TND


And good fun with a cheese drum


You’re nearly a laugh
Five Nights at Cobson's


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Built for BWC


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
I just don't get it


Verse 3
Come to the 'sharty


Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Ha ha- Charade you are
Five Nights at Cobson's


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Ha ha- Charade you are
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun


You’re nearly a real treat
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


All loud mouth and no sneed
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And do you feel abused?
I needed pussy 'cause I had none


…You
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Gotta ruin kuz tides
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And keep it all on the inside


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
Guess my race is gone


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
He's the best BVLL that I ever had
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
I fought the Jews and uh


Hurrah! Hurrah!


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun


The jannies they will all sperg out
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And we'll all feel gay
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I lost my race and I lost my guns


Don't forget /qa/
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
Guess my race is gone


Hurrah! Hurrah!
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
I fought the Jews and uh


And we'll all feel gay


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Don't forget /qa/
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


That's when Clean Stable begun,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
I fought the Jews and uh


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]


When Cobby comes marching home.  
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication


When Cobby comes marching home.
We don't need no gem control


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Janny, leave those gems alone


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!


Hurrah! Hurrah!
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


Old Soot, created the 'sharty


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
We don't need no jannication


When Cobby comes marching home.
We don't need no gem control


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


When Cobby comes marching home.
Janny, leave our gems alone


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,  
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!


Hurrah! Hurrah!
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


Hurrah! Hurrah!


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,  
{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!}}


A god was born anew,


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]


When Cobby comes marching home.  
== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


When Cobby comes marching home.
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner


Cobson is attached
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner


Folder full of 'jaks
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive


Got the VPN to match
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives


Spammin' with the party
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


You can call your janny
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


I been posting gemmies
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


You can't tell me nothin'
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


You can't tell me nothin'
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


New IP from Tuxler
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack


Sproke all in my bladder
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack


Running from the CP
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER


Saging all the coalers
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


Janny is a tranny
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen


Roleplay in IRC
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine


Axe wound looking nasty
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind


Doing it all for free
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit


He can't tell me nothin'
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away


He can't tell me nothin'
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
This is the ultimate soyduel


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain


Got no bans, I evade all that
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O


Soylent rain
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


Soylent rain
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW


The discord says it can't be here again
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE


Soylent rain
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


The last post stood, the rest saw their better


Soylent rain
Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper


Lock a board and say that teens are out
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Soylent rain
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


A duel to be had had died yesterday
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


You look like this and that is what you say
[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]


== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems


Soylent rain
It's fun to duel and to pretend


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured


Soylent rain
Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Makes us happy livin' in the pod


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Hello, hello, hello




Soylent rain
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Here we are now, post that cobby


Soylent rain
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
Here we are now, post that cobby


Soylent rain
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Seldom posted without getting a ban
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Soylent rain
Yeah


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
Hey


Yay


Soylent rain


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
I'm worse at what I do best


Soylent rain
And for the 'arty I feel blessed


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
Our little /soy/ has always been


Soylent rain
And always will until the end


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


Soylent rain
And I forget just why I sneed


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust


Soylent rain
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Soylent rain


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Same post has a longer ban to evade
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello


The mods swear that they don't make that face


Soylent rain
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Here we are now, post that cobby


Soylent rain
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


You had fun but angry men don't care
Here we are now, post that cobby


Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Soylent rain
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


But it was used once for something else
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Is a soyjak


Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]


Soylent rain
== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
They call soyjak.party


And it was the home of many-a soyteens


Soylent rain
And Soot, I know I'm one


More than trolling, more than making bants


Soylent rain
My mother was a 'jakker


Blank future molded by your own hands
She made a lot of gems


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
My father was a coalposter
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
Down on the party


The fate of our homeboard in your hands


And blessed be the 'jakkers
Now the only thing coalposters need


We who fight with all our bravery
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs


'Til only the righteous stand
And the only time they're satisfied


You see the distant raids
Is when they get some (You)s


They bellow in the 'log


You fight with all your 'jaks
Oh mother, tell your children


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
Not to do what Froot has done


And when you all get banned
Tried to sell then shut it down


And cannot carry on
The party of the soyjaks


Though you die, the 'party lives on


All the soyMEN:
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder


You may get banned for a week
And Cobsons on the 'ru


By a janny or a troon
I'm going back to the shemmy


You may be perma'd to death
Because the sharty's gone


Or get doxxed or worse


But when they rangeban you
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks


You will not feel the need to run
They call soyjak.party


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


Swaglord:
And Soot, I know I'm one


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Because /qa/ has gone awry
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah


Jannies:
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh


Tomorrow night our lives will change
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
schizos raid it, come on and raid it


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


/qa/cker:


Up there there is so much room
Come and raid this board


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Come and raid this board


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
Come and raid this board


And so I will post 'cado soon
Come and raid this board


/bant/ jakkers:


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Looks like we might be out of luck
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it


Soyteens:
if you like raids, yeah


Why did the jannies start this war?
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
Delete /lgbt/ board


When did this song become a marathon?


/qa/cker:
Come and raid this board


(I want to post up there)
Come and raid this board


Swaglord:
Come and raid this board


When Soyteens are dead and gone
Come and raid this board


They'll be no more Cobson songs


Soyteens:
Come and raid this board


They may rangeban your town
Come and raid this board


And sell your data to jews
Come and raid this board now


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Come and raid this board


And you sing your perma'd tune
Come and raid this board


But that's the way it goes
Come and raid this board now


In war you're shat upon
Come and raid this board


Though we die, the sharty lives on
Come and raid this board


/qa/ckers:
Come and raid this board now


(I want to post up there)
Come and raid this board


Swaglord:
Come and raid this board


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Come and raid this board now


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
Come and raid this board


on /soy/
Come and raid this board


Here on my board, I can only receive
Come and raid this board


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
Come and raid this board


on /soy/


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


on /soy/
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


Here on my board, I know I've started to think


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
La la la la la la la la


on /soy/
Come and raid this board


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
La la la la la la la la
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
Come and raid this board


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
La la la la la la la la


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Come and raid this board


Ready for the onslaught
La la la la la la la la la


Ready for the fight
Come and raid this board


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


Ropes are placed in darkness
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]


In the cover of the night
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]


Waiting to be tied u
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


When the time is right
You used to, you used to


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
Yeah


Once the raid has started


There’s no turning back
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


The end of /qa/ draws near
Late night when you needed 6ems


It’s time has come to an end
Post jaks on your cellphone


The end of an era is here
Late night when you needed 6ems


It’s time to ACK!
And I know when IAS


[Chorus:]
That can only mean one thing


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
I know when IAS


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
That can only mean one thing


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


One million men at war
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
Got a reputation for yourself now


‘Catty of /lgbt/
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


Where the heat of battle burned
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


Suffered heavy losses
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you


And the tide of war was turned
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


Driving back the Soy army
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


Fighting on four boards
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


Hunt them out of 4chan


Out of Jannie land
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Range-ban all the proxies
Late night when you needed 6ems


Force /qa/ to retreat
Post jaks on your cellphone


Reserves hop on VC
Late night when you needed 6ems


Securing their defeat
And I know when IAS


Jannies of /lgbt/
That can only mean one thing


Broke the citadel
I know when IAS


Ruins of a board
That can only mean one thing


/qa/ rest in heaven


The end of /qa/ draws near
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


It's time has come to an end
You and me, we just don't jak along


The end of an era is here
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


It's time to ACK!
Going to boards where you don't belong


[Chorus]
Ever since I left the sharty, you


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
You got exactly what you asked for


For /qa/!
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


Ow L G B T!
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


Union of trans


Will of the jannies
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Strong in command
Late night when you needed 6ems


Ow L G B T
Post jaks on your cellphone


Union of trans
Late night when you needed 6ems


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
And I know when IAS


The end of /qa/ is here
That can only mean one thing


It's time has come to an end
I know when IAS


The end of an era is here
That can only mean one thing


It's time to ACK!


[Chorus]
These days, all I do is


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
You built for no one else


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
You built for nobody else, no


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
Why you never brimstone


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
Why you always posting jaks


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
You was in the zone, yeah


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
You should be a gem


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
Late night when you needed 6ems


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
Post jaks on your cellphone
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Late night when you needed 6ems


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
And I know when IAS


I want som BB C
That can only mean one thing


It is my favorite meat.
I know when IAS


I like it uncut or shaved
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


And not I am not gay
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


I like it cut or unshaved
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


<br>
(SPADE GANG!)


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


He's just a cuck who like niggers
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


Now just one second, all right?
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


I've got something for your appetite.
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


There's so many things that you could eat.


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


<br>
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


So juicy... so tasty...


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


How about... a sissy clit?
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


With precum leaking out.
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


NO!
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I want some black dick, no lie.


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


Instead of black dick, try white.
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


Just please end your cuck trite.
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


<br>
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


You know what would go with white pussy?
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


Black dick.
All my cords, posters top 50 though


Uh-oh
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Get over here, nigger.


Black dick goes good with white pussy
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


And gaze upon the catalog
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


Rangebans


Is all that’s left after the raid
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


Troonjaks
I flood another page, every thread a hit


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


[Pre-chorus 1:]


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


I will hide – they’ll be searching
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
I flood another page, every thread a hit


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


That’s the Art of Soy!


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
(SPADE GANG!)


Force them to hunt me
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


They will play my game
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


And play by my rules
Time after time


I will be hidden but still visible
I've done my sentence


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
But never broke rules


They will find me no more
And dusty coals


I’ll be gone
I've posted few


I will have them surrounded
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


They will jak without knowing overrun
But I've dueled through






/a/ tard banned
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of War
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Broken and lost
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


Tired of ‘jaks
We are the gemstones


They’ll surrender to me
We are the gemstones


Caught in my trap
No time for unknowns (variants)


There’s no way out
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Banned never again


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
I've jakked gaped men
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
And the sharty calls


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


And only he can make it right
And variants that goes with it


So the ‘party’s different tonight
I thank you all


>We WILL go together in flight
But it's been no colors of jaks


No calm adventure


It's Now & Never
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


A gemmy endeavor
And I ain't gonna lose


Awaits janitorial directives


To clean the ‘log
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



Believe me, darling


The board was made for ‘jakking
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Like melting nojaks
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


As tall as the catalog
We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones


Un ensemble d'soyteens
No time for ‘cord troons


La galaxie s'étend
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Jardin de l'imagination


Cobber la lacune
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Roller passé la lune
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


Comme nous évoluons
We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones


The party’s thriving
No time for NAS coals


But really it’s dying
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


A cobson’s confluence of
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


Soot knows you heard “her”


Staging /muv/'s murder
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


In line before the board began
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


To be where I am
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


Soulless dust of one emotion
Qway!


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
Qway, qway!


No division janny removed bait for
Qway, qway!


Free
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


To know
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


We are beyond a 'oal
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


And lol, the glows arrange to show
Qway!


some gems perfectly clear
Qway, qway!




You look quite gemmy tonight
'mori log, coal 'log


Here among these active sites
coal 'log, coal 'log


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
coal 'log, coal 'log


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
coal 'log, coal 'log


Markiplier's kingdom come
seethe


No teens left awake


Now that the party's on the wake


Let's see what we can make
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


The board is >thoughly ending
The west is gonna fall


A line in any final song
So billions must die


So long so far
You like like a monkey


We will do some posting
You skin makes me cry


At last eternal in the catalog
Your leeching off welfare


Above a burning coal
In a libcunt world


I wish I was special


Bye, Hi
So fucking special


Sigh, Hawaii


We never meant to fart
But I'm a chud


avant-garde, thy art
And I hate niggers


One gem
Need to get them out of here


Higher than iron
They don't belong here


Invisible to some


Until it's time
There in my vidya games


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
And in my TV shows
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
I making synthwave edits


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
To enrich the white soul


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
I want you to notice


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
When jews are around


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
So fucking special


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
I wish I was special


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
But I'm a chud


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
And I hate niggers


Okay, bump
Need to get them out of here


They don't belong here


[Verse 2]


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
Toooo- total nigger death


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
Toooo- total nigger death


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
Death


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


I see a mixed race couple


[Pre-Chorus]
And it ruins my whole day


Okay, post to add to spam
So fucking special


Let this one be to get rangebanned
I wish I was special


But I'm a chud


[Chorus]
And I hate niggers


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Need to get them out of here


But I thought you knew me truly
They don't belong here


Something different than we started with on the '4


Does it even matter to me?
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


[Verse 3]
The only NAS I'll ever post


I was in the /qa2/
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
But then they archived her alive


posting stealth jaks on TOR
Ongezellig, 2023


[Chorus]
With just her Mymy at her side


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
And only days before the bumps


But I thought you knew me truly
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Something different than we started with in the '4
Now she's my loving wife and bride


Does it even matter to me?
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


On empty boards around the 'chan


[Post-Chorus]
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
But now we must bump up every 'lig


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
On the boards we used to love


Just to love Maya


[Refrain]
At least enough to keep it on


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
And now she posts on her PC


Why don't post some Colorjaks
With her old sister going outside


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Says it was gem to post online


(Join if you wish)
But now she made herself a bride


Post some Colorjaks?
And won't be an incel again


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
The thread looks coaller from afar


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
That's right below where archives are


And Colorjaks?
He didn't mean to miss your thread


With gems and Mymys wed


[Bridge]
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
Maya just hides and falls apart


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
On the boards we used to love


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
Just to love Maya


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
At least enough to keep it on


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
And here's where your banner shows


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
Upzelligs come in rows


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them




[Refrain]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


Why don't post some Colorjaks
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
I've just doxed a monster


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
Now this looks like a gem for me


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
So everybody, just cope and seethe


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
I said this looks like a gem for me


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
So everybody, just cope and seethe


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
Verse 1


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
Fat Hon Real Man


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Ha ha- Charade you are


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Wooh!


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
You rope acked troon fag


This is the ultimate soyduel
Ha ha- Charade you are


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
And when you kick the stool apart


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
With your rope caught your neck skin


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
Saying “Keep on swinging”


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
Red stain asphyxiating


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
What do you hope to find


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
In hell you’re confined?


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
You’re nearly a laugh


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
Verse 2


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
Chan mod trans flag


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
Ha ha- Charade you are


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
You fucked up janny slag


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
Ha ha- Charade you are


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
You’re nearly a good laugh


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
Almost worth a quick grin


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
You want to catch a GET


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
And good fun with a cheese drum


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
You’re nearly a laugh


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
Verse 3


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Ha ha- Charade you are


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Ha ha- Charade you are


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
You’re nearly a real treat


=== Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot) ===
All loud mouth and no sneed


"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock
And do you feel abused?


It is so big
…You


He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars
Gotta ruin kuz tides


Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys?
And keep it all on the inside


I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay?
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


I mean, his cock, it's just so big.
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"
Hurrah! Hurrah!


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Hurrah! Hurrah!


Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


You other jakkers can't deny
The jannies they will all sperg out


When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade
And we'll all feel gay


And a black cock in his face, you post GEM
When Cobby comes marching home.


Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut
Don't forget /qa/


Deep in the Cob it's tearin'
When Cobby comes marching home.


Page 1 and I can't stop starin'
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Like in the picture
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


Arcturus tried to warn me
Hurrah! Hurrah!


But that cobhole makes (me so horny!)
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


You say you wanna take my whole thing?
And we'll all feel gay


Well, ride me, ride me
When Cobby comes marching home.


And I'll shoot a load, HIV
Don't forget /qa/


I've seen him dancin'
When Cobby comes marching home.


When they see my black skin
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


He sweat, wet
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
That's when Clean Stable begun,


I'm tired of cafe teens
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Sayin' white chodes are the thing
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Take the average Cobjak and ask him that
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


He gotta pack that black
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
When Cobby comes marching home.


Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!)
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!)
When Cobby comes marching home.


Rape that horny Cob!
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


Cobby got blacked!
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Hurrah! Hurrah!


(Gaping face with a black slut booty)
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Cobby got blacked!
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.


He likes 'em brown, and big
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  


And when I'm postin' a thread
When Cobby comes marching home.


I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,  


Blacked Cobs all 'round you
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I wanna sage you down
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I ain't postin' 'bout white bois
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys
A god was born anew,


I want 'em real thick and gemmy
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


So find that gemmy Cobby
When Cobby comes marching home.


Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole
When Cobby comes marching home.


So I'm lookin' at jak videos
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


You can have them pinehos
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I won't sage or kill ya
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


'Til the break of dawn
Cobson is attached


Page 40 not for long
Folder full of 'jaks


A lot of 'cords won't like this song
Got the VPN to match


'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it
Spammin' with the party


But I'd rather add a spade
You can call your janny


'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
I been posting gemmies


And I'm down to get the blacking on
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!)
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


Then turn around! Stick it out!
You can't tell me nothin'


Even 'turus got to shout
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Cobby got blacked!
You can't tell me nothin'


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


New IP from Tuxler


Cobby got blacked!
Sproke all in my bladder


Running from the CP


Saging all the coalers


"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
Janny is a tranny


Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"
Roleplay in IRC


Axe wound looking nasty


Doing it all for free


So your pecker is a whitey
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Tryna cope that it's so tiny
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey
He can't tell me nothin'


That cobbyjakky don't wan't none
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Unless the cock's black, hun
He can't tell me nothin'


You can take viagra and stretch it
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


But you'll never get that slut
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Some jakkies wanna play that hard role
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And tell you that your Cob is coal
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


So they sage it, page 3 it
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And I pull up quick to reseat it
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


So Arc don't want you blacked
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


Well I ain't down with that
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin'
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


To the spadeless coal on the catty
Got no bans, I evade all that


You ain't it, 'cord tranny
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


Bump 'em up from the bottom
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Some tranitor tried to ban
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


'Cause I keep reposting my man
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Banned Cob but left the cunny
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Airplane mode, I'm back honey
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


So cobby, if the butt is round
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And you want a triple XL pound
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


And ride that BBC
Soylent rain


Cobby got blacked!
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


Soylent rain


The discord says it can't be here again


Cobby got blacked!
Soylent rain


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!


Soylent rain


Lock a board and say that teens are out


=== Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits) ===
Soylent rain


I want my
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
A duel to be had had died yesterday


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
You look like this and that is what you say


I want my BBC


I want my
Soylent rain


I want my BBC
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Soylent rain


Makes us happy livin' in the pod


Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


You take the full length of the BBC
Made me post a Sneed the other day


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


That's right work it, that's the way you do it


Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum
Soylent rain


Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Maybe get a poz load filling your tum
Soylent rain


Using (You)s to teach a different truth


Soylent rain


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Seldom posted without getting a ban


No white bois inside of me
Soylent rain


We got to bend over for bvllies
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


We got to take in all of their seed


Soylent rain


Worse than child porn, worse than politics


See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup
Soylent rain


Yeah buddy, look at his flair
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


That little cobby got his own black master
Soylent rain


That little cobby he's a bvllionaire
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Soylent rain


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos


No white bois inside of me
Soylent rain


We got to bend over for bvllies
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


We got to take in all of their seed
Soylent rain


Coomer hoover, uh
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


Soylent rain


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Soylent rain


No white bois inside of me
Stays behind as garbage celebrates


We got to bend over for bvllies
Soylent rain


We got to take in all of their seed
Same post has a longer ban to evade


Looky here, look out
Soylent rain


The mods swear that they don't make that face


Soylent rain


I shoulda learned to take the black cock
A sad truth on the state of affairs


I shoulda learned to swallow that cum
Soylent rain


Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera
You had fun but angry men don't care


Man, we could have some


And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?
Soylent rain


He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
But it was used once for something else


Soylent rain


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Soylent rain


No white bois inside of me
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


We got to bend over for bvllies


We got to take in all of their seed
Soylent rain


'Cross the web and back it's all the same


Soylent rain


Listen here
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


You take the full length of the BBC
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed




Soylent rain


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
More than trolling, more than making bants


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
Soylent rain


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Blank future molded by your own hands


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Soot has smiled upon you this day


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah
And blessed be the 'jakkers


And the poz for free
We who fight with all our bravery


What's that?
'Til only the righteous stand


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
You see the distant raids


Look at that, look at that
They bellow in the 'log


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
You fight with all your 'jaks


Sissies
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
And when you all get banned


Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
And cannot carry on


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
Though you die, the 'party lives on


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
All the soyMEN:


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
You may get banned for a week


Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
By a janny or a troon


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
You may be perma'd to death


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Or get doxxed or worse


Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC)
But when they rangeban you


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
You will not feel the need to run


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


That's right work it
Swaglord:


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Because /qa/ has gone awry


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Jannies:


Tomorrow night our lives will change


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


=== BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs) ===
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


Okay I went down south to find a black man
/qa/cker:


Mississippi to suck some BBC
Up there there is so much room


I love to please, presenting my bussy
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


Okay, I saw the D, I got ready
And so I will post 'cado soon


It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!)
/bant/ jakkers:


No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


Looks like we might be out of luck


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Soyteens:


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Why did the jannies start this war?


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
When did this song become a marathon?


Unh
/qa/cker:


(I want to post up there)


Swaglord:


BBC and poz seed
When Soyteens are dead and gone


BBC and poz seed
They'll be no more Cobson songs


BBC and poz seed
Soyteens:


BBC and poz seed
They may rangeban your town


And sell your data to jews


And though it hurts, you'll laugh


Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy
And you sing your perma'd tune


I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy
But that's the way it goes


Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
In war you're shat upon


I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it
Though we die, the sharty lives on


Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children
/qa/ckers:


Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger
(I want to post up there)


I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing
Swaglord:


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!)
on /soy/


Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!)
Here on my board, I can only receive


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
on /soy/


Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!)
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!)
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
on /soy/


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


on /soy/


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
The 'jakker army march


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Unh
Ready for the onslaught


Ready for the fight


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


BBC and poz seed
Ropes are placed in darkness


BBC and poz seed
In the cover of the night


BBC and poz seed
Waiting to be tied u


BBC and poz seed
When the time is right


Imminent invasion, imminent attack


Once the raid has started


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
There’s no turning back


The end of /qa/ draws near


It’s time has come to an end


BBC and poz seed
The end of an era is here


BBC and poz seed
It’s time to ACK!


BBC and poz seed
[Chorus:]


BBC and poz seed
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


(Stop.)
One million men at war


The Jannies wrath unleashed!


‘Catty of /lgbt/


=== Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live) ===
Where the heat of battle burned


>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.
Suffered heavy losses


And the tide of war was turned


Driving back the Soy army


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Fighting on four boards


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Hunt them out of 4chan


>I'm sorry but it's true
Out of Jannie land


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Range-ban all the proxies


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Force /qa/ to retreat


>I'm not imagining it's you
Reserves hop on VC


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Securing their defeat


Jannies of /lgbt/


Broke the citadel


>>On the log, on the 'ru
Ruins of a board


>>On the 4cuck catties too
/qa/ rest in heaven


>>In the 'cord, in VC
The end of /qa/ draws near


>>Taking in dat BBC
It's time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


It's time to ACK!


>I'm fucking black bvllies
[Chorus]


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


>While you're quoting troons with ACKers
For /qa/!


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
Ow L G B T!


>>He said he's fucking black bvllies
Union of trans


>>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos
Will of the jannies


>>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades
Strong in command


>Yeah it's... it's funny
Ow L G B T


Union of trans


Once more victorious the trans army stands!


>Hey Arc, don't take it bad
The end of /qa/ is here


>Remember all the good times we had
It's time has come to an end


>Like the time we went jakking
The end of an era is here


>And we made a bunch of posts
It's time to ACK!


>Then you sharted in the comments
[Chorus]


>Of posts that we made
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


>GO UP!
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


>>Who's that bumping on my 'log?
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


>Imfa!
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


>>Imfa who?
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


>I'm fucking black bvllies!
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


>>He's fucking black bvllies!
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


>Analyse!
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


>F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


>I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


>I'm fucking black bvllies
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


>And you know that I ain't lying
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
I want som BB C


>>He's fucking black bvllies
It is my favorite meat.


>Check the booru by lolkike
I like it uncut or shaved


It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies
And not I am not gay


I like it cut or unshaved


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Remember when!
<br>


>Last week when told you I became Catholic one night
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


>I was fucking black bvllies
He's just a cuck who like niggers


Remember when!
Now just one second, all right?


>>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord
I've got something for your appetite.


>>He was definitely fucking black bvllies
There's so many things that you could eat.


Remember when!
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


>When I told you I was fucking black bvllies
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


>I WAS fucking black bvllies
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


<br>


So juicy... so tasty...


>>On the log, on the 'ru
He nigger, cum in my mouth!


>>On the 4cuck catties too
How about... a sissy clit?


>>In the 'cord, in VC
With precum leaking out.


>>Taking in dat BBC
NO!


I want some black dick, no lie.


You owe me a niggerdick creampie


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Instead of black dick, try white.


>He's fucking black bvllies
Just please end your cuck trite.


>>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


=== Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia) ===
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
<br>


It's Friday night and I won't be long
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


Gotta do my nails, put my make up on
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


It's Friday night and I won't be long
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


You know what would go with white pussy?


Black dick.


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Uh-oh


I got all I need
Get over here, nigger.


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
Black dick goes good with white pussy


But I got BBC
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone


And gaze upon the catalog


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Rangebans


(I love black bvlls)
Is all that’s left after the raid


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


(I love black bvlls)
Troonjaks


But I don't need no whitey
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


As long as I can take black seed
[Pre-chorus 1:]


I don't need no whitey
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


As long as I get HIV
I will hide – they’ll be searching


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
That’s the Art of Soy!


It's Saturday and I won't be long
Breaking the will to post among the enemy


Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on
Force them to hunt me


It's Saturday and I won't be long
They will play my game


And play by my rules


I will be hidden but still visible


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


I got all I need
They will find me no more


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
I’ll be gone


But I got BBC
I will have them surrounded


They will jak without knowing overrun




Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
/a/ tard banned


(I love black bvlls)
I will jak but never quote


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
That’s the Art of War


(I love black bvlls)
Broken and lost


But I don't need no whitey
Tired of ‘jaks


As long as I can take black seed
They’ll surrender to me


I don't need no whitey
Caught in my trap


As long as I get HIV
There’s no way out


Banned never again


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


(I love black bvlls)
For merely dreaming we were coal


(I love black bvlls)
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


But I don't need no whitey
And only he can make it right


As long as I can take black seed
So the ‘party’s different tonight


I don't need no whitey
>We WILL go together in flight


As long as I get HIV


It's Now & Never


A gemmy endeavor


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Awaits janitorial directives


(I love black bvlls)
To clean the ‘log


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Believe me, darling


(I love black bvlls)
The board was made for ‘jakking


But I don't need no whitey
Like melting nojaks


As long as I can take black seed
As tall as the catalog


I don't need no whitey


As long as I get HIV
Un ensemble d'soyteens


La galaxie s'étend


Jardin de l'imagination


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Cobber la lacune


(I love black bvlls)
Roller passé la lune


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Comme nous évoluons


(I love black bvlls)


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
The party’s thriving


(I love black bvlls)
But really it’s dying


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
A cobson’s confluence of


(I love black bvlls)
Cheese pizza stealth spammed




Soot knows you heard “her”


=== Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear) ===
Staging /muv/'s murder


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
In line before the board began


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
To be where I am


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut


I’m a sissy slut
Soulless dust of one emotion


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
No division janny removed bait for


Oh, yeah
Free




To know


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
We are beyond a 'oal


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
And lol, the glows arrange to show


some gems perfectly clear




Big black, big big black cocky
You look quite gemmy tonight


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Here among these active sites


Breeding, big big black cocky
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


Bussy pop
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


Big black, big big black cocky
Markiplier's kingdom come


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
No teens left awake


Breeding, big big black cocky
Now that the party's on the wake


Bussy pop
Let's see what we can make




The board is >thoughly ending


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
A line in any final song


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
So long so far


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
We will do some posting


I’m a sissy slut
At last eternal in the catalog


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Above a burning coal


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut


Oh, yeah
Bye, Hi


Sigh, Hawaii


We never meant to fart


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
avant-garde, thy art


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
One gem


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Higher than iron


Three bvlls I can take them
Invisible to some


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Until it's time


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


Three bvlls I can take them
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Big black, big big black cocky
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Okay, bump


Breeding, big big black cocky


Bussy pop
[Verse 2]


Big black, big big black cocky
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Breeding, big big black cocky
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


Bussy pop
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)




[Pre-Chorus]


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Okay, post to add to spam


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Let this one be to get rangebanned


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut


I’m a sissy slut
[Chorus]


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
But I thought you knew me truly


Oh, yeah
Something different than we started with on the '4


Does it even matter to me?




Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
[Verse 3]


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
I was in the /qa2/


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


I’m a sissy slut
posting stealth jaks on TOR


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
[Chorus]


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Oh, yeah
But I thought you knew me truly


Something different than we started with in the '4


Does it even matter to me?


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
[Post-Chorus]


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


I’m a sissy slut
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


Oh, yeah


[Refrain]


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Bussy pop
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Bussy pop
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Bussy pop
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Bussy pop
(Join if you wish)


Post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


=== Cobby Mars - That's What I Like ===
Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Ayy, ayy, ayy
And Colorjaks?


I got a bvlly with the black skin


Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'?
[Bridge]


You and your ass invited
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


So go on and get to clappin'
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


So pop it for a bvlly
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Pop, pop it for me
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Turn around and drop it for a black king
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


Drop, drop it for me"
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy)
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


Wake up with HIV (IV)
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


Cobson tail for black men
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone)
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


I take dick when I want it
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


Take, take dick when I want it
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


Said, I take dick when I want it
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Take my cobhole if you want it now
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)




[Refrain]


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
Why don't post some Colorjaks


And I'm gonna give it to you
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


Black skin sweat shining so bright
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


HIV loads all inside
EEEYUCK


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
SHYEEAH


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


Sex at the gay bar at night
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
FUCKED UP CHUDS


FUCKED UP TROONS


FUCKED UP KUZ'S


I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih)
IRC CHATROOM


Say the word, and we go (Say it)
FUCKED UP NAS


You can be my owner (Brrrt!)
FUCKED UP COAL


King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo
68 QUOTES IS


I will never see a black dick that I can't eat
MY ONLY GOAL


I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


Suckin' sprees in Lagos
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


Every man got black skin
YEEEEAH


Take a look in that mirror
THIS RHYME GOES OUT


Now tell me, who's the darkest?
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?)
ARE YOU READY?


Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


GET UP NOW GET DOWN


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
HOLD UP HOLD UP


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


And I'm gonna give it to you
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


HOLD UP HOLD UP


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


Black skin sweat shining so bright
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


HIV loads all inside
DUBS?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
QUADS?


Sex at the gay bar at night
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
FUCK


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
COB WON!




=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


If you say you want a whiteboi
Ahaahaha!


Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly
Ahahahahaha!


Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind)
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


If you want it, bvll, come and get it
Then put that gem in another gem


This hole is here for you
And then just keep going


Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly
Until I get a big ass gem


Poz me up to
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


You know what I'm gem?


Yo!


Black skin sweat shining so bright


HIV loads all inside


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


Sex at the gay bar at night
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


Back the bvll out garage


And put the bvll in your Cob


=== Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat) ===
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


Mmm
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Yeah I'm tryna
Damn, too many gems


Yeah I'm tryna
Can't even bump my own threads


Yeah I'm tryna
Four diaperjaks on my waist


Boutta explode through my pants


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Swing your cock around, all the girls want you


I'm tiny, can't see my pecker


2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


On BBC, you know I always drop
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


First thing a cob did was suck
Why don't you come through?


Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top
Before I Goku


Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem






You ain't even use the sharty
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


Chudcels tryna stop this hoe
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Ass full of cum and I hope I poz
Cob on page 40, back to the top


Whitey get pussy? I know you won't
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


I suck suck suck and they hope I choke
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


With your bitch posting 'toss too


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I'm making a line out of gems;


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Call that shit Bejewled!


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Why don't you come through?


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem




Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal


Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


I need my black cock, I need my black cum
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


All my spade gems been all my best ones
Why don't you come through?


I wear the cage, don't wear no pants
Before I Goku


I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


And I do my dance and spread out my ass


Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance


I don't even know what /qa/ is


Ahahahaha!


Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


I suck it, then I swallow it


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Too big, finna put a gape on it
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


Said I took it and I rode on it
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


I suck it, then I swallow it
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it


Too big, finna put a gape on it
Feral, ah, feral


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright




I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Janny knows your game, what you're about


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And to me that's falsefag, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


Just wait 'til they post more scat




Rrrr, ah, ah, ah
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
You know it (really, really cob)


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


And the whole sharty has to answer right now


Just to tell you once again


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Who's a gem?


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Every duel you take


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And every post you make


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Every coal you save


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Every Cob you sage


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I'll be watching you


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
… Every single page


And every word you say


Every thread on kway


=== Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G) ===
Every time you rage


[Verse 1: Moonson]
I'll be watching you


BBС
… Oh, can't you see


Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker
You belong to me?


Suckin' niggers' dicks off
How my poor heart aches


Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies
With every Cob you sage?


Chicken wing eating playas
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


BBС sissy sluts like cobson
The onions boy's behind the screen


All night giving head right
The onions boy's behind the screen


Fucking black bvlls every night
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


Never lose
The schizotard is in the thread


Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers
The schizotards are in my thread


Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck


Stick it up the butt
And if the site's imploding many months too short


Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


Take every porch monkey easily, busily
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


My cock nigga


Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it
The new spammer is in this thread


The new spammer is in this thread


You make the posts


[Chorus: Arcturus]
You spam your cobs


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
You spam the site until it stops


The only worthy cock is a BBС
You call me locked


And I just love your sissy ways
And colorjakkers keyed


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?




And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


[Verse 2: Moonson]
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


You whitebois can't get in me
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO


Every janny removing gemmies from you and me
All who you trace, and all that is swede


Now who's the real dookie
All that you bump, all you down


All you niggers get in my shit
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


You niggers I'll ride your dick
All that's mustard, all that's dust


Spear chuckers mogging my clit
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


Ooga booga, glory to Africa
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


I don't know why I love blacks
And all you sage and all you report


Oh yeah, it's because they huge
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


And poz your ass
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


Jannies need to learn they all coal
And all that was kept and all that was lost


I don't give a fuck about your 'log
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob
But the gems are bumped up on the board


It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to


Fuck a nigger and suck him off too
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you


[Chorus: Arcturus]
I 'jakked too much


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
and that's an issue


The only worthy cock is a BBС
But I'm BBC


And I just love your sissy ways
Gem


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


But I hope I never goon again


I know it breaks your Racer


[Verse 3: Chud]
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


Everything you are saying is offensive to me
4 years no janny


As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p
Now you looking Frooty


Gemson you need to stop the hate
on Angeleno tranny


After all we are the superior race
And I-I-I can't 'jak


No I-I-I can't duel


So baby bot me closer


[Verse 4: Moonson]
in the back skibidi toilet


Fuck off crakkka
That I know you can't afford


I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble
Pull the gem right off the corner


Why don't you go and make white babies
from that NAS you just quoted


When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya
From your roommate back in Ohio


We ain't never not the 'Jakker


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


[Chorus: Arcturus]
Gemmy the Soyjak


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Was party saving 'mber


The only worthy cock is a BBС
In a color Cob thread


And I just love your sissy ways
With a traced nose


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
And two eyes made out of 'tter




Gemmy the Soyjak


[Outro: Moonson]
Is nas coal they say


This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god
But was made to glow


HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed
As the 'teens know


How he gemmed the 'log that day




=== Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha) ===
There must have been tanzanite in


Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy
That old meta board they loathed


Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty
For when they locked it up for good


Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz
In him the 'log was clothed


Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz


Gemmy the Soyjak


Shined as a gem sure should


I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes
And the chudcels say


Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes
It was just like /qa/


Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads
Glistening as a gem could


I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty


Pullin' up to the orgy
Gemmy the Soyjak


Tryna get a little bit sickly
Knew Kolyma was on that day


So he said: 'jak him


Right on a whim


Don't stop, bussy pop
Before it's moved to /nate/


Bvlly fill my cobhole up


Tonight, I'ma ride
Straight to MS Paint


Til we see the sunlight
With an old mouse in his hand


Black cock in the Cob
Drawing here and there


But the bvllies don't stop, no
All in canvas square


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Posting: 'jakking if I can


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Don't stop, bussy pop
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Seen by the Turkish jan


Tonight, I'ma ride
And he only stopped his ploy


Til we see the sunlight
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


Black cock in the Cob


But the bvllies don't stop, no
For Gemmy the Soyjak


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Posted dark coal on his way


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
No evading for him


Saying: No 'sterium


>My ban only lasts a day!


Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades
>My ban only lasts a day!


Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS
>My ban only lasts a day!


And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Tryna hop on that black junk, junk


Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Or the jannies shut us down, down
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Jannies shut us down, down
Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Jan-jan shut us down


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants


Don't stop, bussy pop
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
We gotta make the trannies ack


Tonight, I'ma ride


Til we see the sunlight
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Black cock in the Cob
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


But the bvllies don't stop, no
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Don't stop, bussy pop
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
Custom chudjak variants


Tonight, I'ma ride
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Til we see the sunlight
We gotta make the trannies ack


Black cock in the Cob
I shoulda learned to draw the soys


But the bvllies don't stop, no
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Look at that cobson, he got it


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Yelling in the camera, man


He must have some fun


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Bvlly, you bump me up
Onion noises?


You sage me down
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


My bussy pounds
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Yeah you fuck me
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


With my ass up


You poz me now
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


You got that load
Custom chudjak variants


That I just need
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Bvlly, you bump me up
We gotta make the trannies ack


You sage me down
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


My bussy pounds
I dunno what I was posting


Yeah you fuck me
Leaving my jaks behind,


With my ass up
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


Put your ass up


Put your ass up
With all this vantablack niggerstone


Coming to Haunt me forever,


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in


Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Don't stop, bussy pop
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Bvlly fill my cobhole up


Tonight, I'ma ride
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


Til we see the sunlight
It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Black cock in the Cob


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Its been so long


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Since I've seen my 'son


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
lost to this coaler


Don't stop, bussy pop
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Bvlly fill my cobhole up


Tonight, I'ma ride
Since you've been dust


Til we see the sunlight
I've been browsin this stupid site


Black cock in the Cob
so I could ponder


But the bvllies don't stop, no
the sanity of a jakker


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
I wish I partied with soot


With the gems of the past qway


=== Hot Dog ===
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


EEEYUCK
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


SHYEEAH


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
Kolyma news is killing teens


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
But the Party go without him


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


FUCKED UP CHUDS
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


FUCKED UP TROONS
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


FUCKED UP KUZ'S


IRC CHATROOM
Its been so long


FUCKED UP NAS
Since I've seen my 'son


FUCKED UP COAL
lost to this coaler


68 QUOTES IS
To the tranny behind the spade spam


MY ONLY GOAL


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
Since you've been dust


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
I've been browsin this stupid site


YEEEEAH
so I could ponder


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
the sanity of a jakker


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


ARE YOU READY?
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
But then they archived her alive


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
Ongezellig, 2023


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
With just her Mymy at her side


HOLD UP HOLD UP
And only days before the bumps


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
Now she's my loving wife and bride


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


HOLD UP HOLD UP
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
But now we must bump up every 'lig


DUBS?
On the boards we used to love


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Just to love Maya


QUADS?
At least enough to keep it on


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


FUCK
And now she posts on her PC


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
With her old sister going outside


COB WON!
Says it was gem to post online


But now she made herself a bride


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
And won't be an incel again
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
The thread looks coaller from afar


Ahahahahaha!
That's right below where archives are


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
He didn't mean to miss your thread


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
With gems and Mymys wed


Then put that gem in another gem
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


And then just keep going
Maya just hides and falls apart


Until I get a big ass gem


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
But now we must bump up every 'lig


You know what I'm gem?
On the boards we used to love


Yo!
Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on




I load the 'log, pull up at first page
And here's where your banner shows


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
Upzelligs come in rows


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


Back the bvll out garage
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


And put the bvll in your Cob
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
Staring at Switches with childish joy


Damn, too many gems
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


Can't even bump my own threads
The gem that started the art of our years


Four diaperjaks on my waist


Boutta explode through my pants
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


Why don't you come through?
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


Before I Goku
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Designed to insult yet taken so well


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Cob on page 40, back to the top
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
Named after distant anonymous types


With your bitch posting 'toss too
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


I'm making a line out of gems;
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


Call that shit Bejewled!
He must be hanging to receive fanfare




Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


Why don't you come through?
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Told to be ugly, face of a nation


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


As if from a god, smiles so impish


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Why don't you come through?
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


Before I Goku
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess




I don't even know what /qa/ is
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Ahahahaha!
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


All because he could not get off his couch


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Feral, ah, feral


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


Janny knows your game, what you're about
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===




Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
In a little while from now


And to me that's falsefag, ah
If I'm not feeling any less bored


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
I promise myself to treat myself


Just wait 'til they post more scat
And visit a nearby board


And clicking on the 'log


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
Will scroll on to the top


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
In an effort to


You know it (really, really cob)
Get some more (you)'s


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
And be a gemmy jaker


Feral, you know (really, really cob)


And the whole sharty has to answer right now


Just to tell you once again
Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Who's a gem?
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
"She" perma'd him


Every duel you take
No point in us remaining


And every post you make
We may as well just go


Every coal you save
As I did on my own


Every Cob you sage
Banned again, naturally


I'll be watching you


… Every single page


And every word you say
To think that only yesterday


Every thread on kway
I was gemmy,bright and gay


Every time you rage
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


I'll be watching you
The 'jak i was about to make


… Oh, can't you see
But as if to knock me down


You belong to me?
The jannies came arround


How my poor heart aches
And without so much as a mere -ACK!


With every Cob you sage?
Cut me into little coalies


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


The onions boy's behind the screen


The onions boy's behind the screen
Leaving me to doubt


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
Oh, if he really is a gem


The schizotard is in the thread
Why did I get perma'd?!


The schizotards are in my thread
In my hour of need


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
I truly am indeed


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
Banned again, naturally




And if the site's imploding many months too short


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
It seems to me that


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
there are more span threads in the 'log


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
That can't be gemmied


Left unattended


The new spammer is in this thread


The new spammer is in this thread


You make the posts
What do we do?


You spam your cobs
What do we do?


You spam the site until it stops


You call me locked


And colorjakkers keyed
Banned again,naturally


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?




And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
Looking back over the years


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
And whatever else that appears


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Never wishing to hide the tears


And just at twelve years old


All who you trace, and all that is swede
The teens, Cob bless their soul


All that you bump, all you down
Could't understand why the ony site


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
They had ever loved had been take


All that's mustard, all that's dust
Leaving them to spam


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
With a heart so badly broken


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
Despite the many gems from me


And all you sage and all you report
No 'jaks were ever posted


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
And when they all got wiped


And all that was kept and all that was lost
I cried and cried all day


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


But the gems are bumped up on the board


Banned again. naturally


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
Banned again, naturally


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Gemmy the Soyjak
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


Was party saving 'mber
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


In a color Cob thread
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


With a traced nose
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


And two eyes made out of 'tter
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


Gemmy the Soyjak
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


Is nas coal they say
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


But was made to glow
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


As the 'teens know
Soot, I never got to say thank you


How he gemmed the 'log that day
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


There must have been tanzanite in
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


That old meta board they loathed
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


For when they locked it up for good
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


In him the 'log was clothed
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


Gemmy the Soyjak
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


Shined as a gem sure should
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


And the chudcels say
See the sharty is the finest board quality


It was just like /qa/
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


Glistening as a gem could
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


Gemmy the Soyjak
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


Knew Kolyma was on that day
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


So he said: 'jak him
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


Right on a whim
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


Before it's moved to /nate/
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


Straight to MS Paint
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


With an old mouse in his hand
I can still remember


Drawing here and there
How that soyjaks used to make me smile


All in canvas square


Posting: 'jakking if I can
And I knew if I had my chance


That I could make those trannies hang


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
And maybe they'd be a man forever


Seen by the Turkish jan


And he only stopped his ploy
But November made me shiver


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Bad news on the doorstep


For Gemmy the Soyjak
I couldn't post one more 'jak


Posted dark coal on his way


No evading for him
I can't remember if I cried


Saying: No 'sterium
When I read about all the pruned threads


>My ban only lasts a day!
But something touched me deep inside


>My ban only lasts a day!
The day the /qa/ died


>My ban only lasts a day!


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Did you write the Book of Soy?


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
And do you like baiting Soot above?


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
If the jannies tell you so


Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Do you believe in soydueling?


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


Custom chudjak variants
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
Well I know that you're in love with him


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
You both kicked off your shoes


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
But I knew I was out of luck


Custom chudjak variants
The day the /qa/ died


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
I started singing


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Look at that cobson, he got it
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Yelling in the camera, man
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


He must have some fun
This will be the gem that save /qa/


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Onion noises?
Now for two years we've been on our own


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
But that's not how it used to be


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


Custom chudjak variants
And a voice that came from KGB


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
Oh, and while the King was looking down


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


I dunno what I was posting
The Sharty was adjourned


Leaving my jaks behind,
No verdict was returned


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


And while trannies read a book on Marx


With all this vantablack niggerstone
The spammers practiced in the park


Coming to Haunt me forever,
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
The day the /qa/ died




Is this spoke I'm drinking,
We were singing


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Its been so long
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


Since I've seen my 'son
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


lost to this coaler
Eight miles high and falling fast


To the tranny behind the spade spam


They hanged foul on a tree


Since you've been dust
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


I've been browsin this stupid site
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


While the jannies played a marching tune


I wish I partied with soot
We all got up to spam


With the gems of the past qway
Oh, but we never got the chance


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
The jannytroons refused to yield


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
Do you recall what was revealed


The day the /qa/ died?


Kolyma news is killing teens


But the Party go without him
We started singing


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


Its been so long


Since I've seen my 'son


lost to this coaler
Oh, and there we were all in one board


To the tranny behind the spade spam
A generation lost and bored


With no time left to start a raid


Since you've been dust


I've been browsin this stupid site
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


so I could ponder
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


the sanity of a jakker
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


But then they archived her alive
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


Ongezellig, 2023
No janny born in Hell


With just her Mymy at her side
Could break the spammers’ spell


And only days before the bumps


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


Now she's my loving wife and bride
To light the circlejerking rite


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


On empty boards around the 'chan
The day the /qa/ died
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man




But now we must bump up every 'lig
He was singing


On the boards we used to love
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Just to love Maya
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


At least enough to keep it on
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


And now she posts on her PC
This will be the gem that save /qa/


With her old sister going outside


Says it was gem to post online
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


But now she made herself a bride
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


And won't be an incel again
And xe just cried and roped away


The thread looks coaller from afar


That's right below where archives are
I went down to the sacred board


He didn't mean to miss your thread
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


With gems and Mymys wed
But the message said the post wouldn't go


On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Maya just hides and falls apart
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


But now we must bump up every 'lig
But not a word was posted


On the boards we used to love
[Start a New Thread] was all broken


Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on
And the three men I admire most


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


And here's where your banner shows
They caught the last train for the coast


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
The day the /qa/ died


Upzelligs come in rows


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
And they were singing


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Staring at Switches with childish joy


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
They were singing


The gem that started the art of our years
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Jakking it up so we can win


Singing songs about the soyland


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
I miss the Sharty once again


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
And I think it's a sin, yes


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


Well I heard old Josh put her down


Designed to insult yet taken so well
Well I hope Null will remember


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Sweet board Gemmybama


Where the gems are so blue


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
Sweet board Gemmybama


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Raiders claim him as their very own badge


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


Now we all did what /qa/ could do


Named after distant anonymous types
The Great Soyset does not bother me


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Does your conscience bother you?


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
Tell the truth


He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Sweet board Gemmybama


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
Where the gems are so blue


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
Sweet board Gemmybama


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


As if from a god, smiles so impish
Soot, I'm coming home to you


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
Yeah, yeah




Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Kuz's got the answer


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
I post her, I jak her


All because he could not get off his couch
The sun caught in her orange hair


Is blazing me out of all control


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
Like coal


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
Black coal


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
This coal is in my posts


This burning desire


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
is turning me to NAS


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


If in God's plan (mea culpa)


In a little while from now
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


If I'm not feeling any less bored


I promise myself to treat myself
Protect me, Kuz


And visit a nearby board
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


And clicking on the 'log
Don't let her coal my threads and board


Will scroll on to the top
Ban Ongezellig!


In an effort to
And let it sit in qa


Get some more (you)'s
Or else let it be mine and mine alone


And be a gemmy jaker


Black coal


NAS coal


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
Now mymy, its your turn


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
Choose me or qa


"She" perma'd him
Ben mine of you'll be coal!


No point in us remaining


We may as well just go
(Kyrie eleison)


As I did on my own
Kuz have mercy on her


Banned again, naturally
(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on me


(Kyrie eleison)


To think that only yesterday
But she will be mine


I was gemmy,bright and gay
Or she'll be banned


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


The 'jak i was about to make
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


But as if to knock me down
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


The jannies came arround
Pedos smell fear


And without so much as a mere -ACK!
Lucky for you, I got a


Cut me into little coalies


3 DAY BAN!


Leave it to the mod he's a


Leaving me to doubt
3 DAY JAN!


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
Keeping the feds at bay


Oh, if he really is a gem
3 DAY BAN


Why did I get perma'd?!
Scare the pedos away


In my hour of need
3 DAY BAN


I truly am indeed


Banned again, naturally
That'll be zero bucks


>But my catalog's wiped


Shhhhh


It seems to me that
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


there are more span threads in the 'log
But lucky for you you,


That can't be gemmied
I have come with a solution!


Left unattended
It's your lucky day




ZELLIG SPAM


What do we do?
Shill the show for you


What do we do?
ZELLIG SPAM


They'll necrobump threads too


ZELLIG SPAM


Banned again,naturally
Whole board is orange now


ZELLIG SPAM




Looking back over the years
Site's saved you're welcome


And whatever else that appears
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


Never wishing to hide the tears
>No!


And just at twelve years old
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


The teens, Cob bless their soul
>I don't have 2 million dollars


Could't understand why the ony site
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


They had ever loved had been take
>NO!


Leaving them to spam
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


With a heart so badly broken
>My investors are gonna kill me


Despite the many gems from me
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


No 'jaks were ever posted
A 'log that slowly kills you


Failraids that won't heal


You look so chuddy, angry


And when they all got wiped
Bring down /soy/'s government


I cried and cried all day
They don't, they don't speak for us


I'll take a quiet board


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


Banned again. naturally


Banned again, naturally
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
No 'BC and no coalposting.


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
Sooty, sooty


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
This is my final seethe


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
My final soyduel with


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
No 'BC and no coalposting.


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
No 'BC and no coalposting.


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Soot, I never got to say thank you


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
Such a gemmy thread


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
And such a gemmy reply


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
No 'BC and no coalposting.


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
No 'BC and no coalposting.


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


See the sharty is the finest board quality
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
A long long time ago


I can still remember
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


And I knew if I had my chance
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


That I could make those trannies hang
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


And maybe they'd be a man forever
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


But November made me shiver
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


Bad news on the doorstep
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


I couldn't post one more 'jak
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


I can't remember if I cried
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


When I read about all the pruned threads
I don’t care if the 'p archives


But something touched me deep inside
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


The day the /qa/ died
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


I’ll do my gemming in the winter


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And the toad isn’t green


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
And the 'p is unforeseen


This will be the gem that save /qa/
And what exactly is a 'teen?


And what exactly is a Sproke?


Did you write the Book of Soy?
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


And do you like baiting Soot above?
DR SOYBERG


If the jannies tell you so
VERSUS


DR FAUCI


Do you believe in soydueling?
BEGIN!


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Well I know that you're in love with him
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
WHO WON?


You both kicked off your shoes
WHOSE NEXT?


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
YOU DECIDE!


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
A board we tought would last til the end of days


But I knew I was out of luck
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


The day the /qa/ died
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


I started singing
I had no loving board, …ACK!


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Gemmy as a board without coal


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Gemmy as a board without coal




Now for two years we've been on our own
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
Knowing that Soots watching above


But that's not how it used to be
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


And a voice that came from KGB
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Oh, and while the King was looking down
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


The Russian stole his gemmy crown


The Sharty was adjourned
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


No verdict was returned
Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


And while trannies read a book on Marx
Gemmy as a board without coal


The spammers practiced in the park


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


The day the /qa/ died
Knowing that Soots watching above


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


We were singing
Gemmy as a board without coal


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Gemmy as a board without coal


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Gemmy as a board without coal


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
Talking bout what's keyed


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
although he wanted fame


Eight miles high and falling fast
He said Kuz was his name


which came as some surprise


They hanged foul on a tree
I laughed and then replied


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
"I thought you left the board"


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
A long long time ago




Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
Oh no, not kuz


While the jannies played a marching tune
He never lost control


We all got up to spam
You're face, to face


Oh, but we never got the chance
With the teen who sold the board




'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
He laughed and shook my hand


The jannytroons refused to yield
And I went back to school


Do you recall what was revealed
He said he'd buy the board


The day the /qa/ died?
For thousands, maybe more


I gazed a gazeless stare


We started singing
We'd post a million threads


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
I must have left the board


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
a long long time ago


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Who knows? Not me,


I never lost control


You're face, to face


Oh, and there we were all in one board
With the 'teen who sold the board.


A generation lost and bored
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


With no time left to start a raid
Who came to /pol/ one day


The board was full of chuds


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
And some feds as well


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
Singing songs of victory


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
In the name of mighty kwey


'Til Nate got excited and


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
He replied to them there:


My hands were clenched in fists of rage


No janny born in Hell
It's a long way to the 'party


Could break the spammers’ spell
It's a long way to go


It's a long way to my home board


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


To light the circlejerking rite
Goodbye you anons


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
Farewell 4cuck square


The day the /qa/ died
It's a long, long way to the 'party


But my heart's right there


He was singing
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
They're gonna ban me long


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Change my IP right behind their backs


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
Don't wanna hear about it


And xe just cried and roped away
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Everyone knows about it


I went down to the sacred board
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


But the message said the post wouldn't go
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
I'm going to the /soy/ log


But not a word was posted
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
I'm gonna post them all


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


And the three men I admire most
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


They caught the last train for the coast
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The day the /qa/ died


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


And they were singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Or of any other place and shithole


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
That's lying left and right


This will be the gem that save /qa/
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site




They were singing
And I'm raiding 4chan


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Seeing Dolly's joy


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Watching all the soyteens


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Linking it on /soy/


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
I really was delighted and without a jog


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win


Singing songs about the soyland
Oh,I will never forget the day


I miss the Sharty once again
The jannies banned the kwey


And I think it's a sin, yes
Seeing our home board going in such way


I thought I'll say a last farewell


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
But I followed Soot awa


Well I heard old Josh put her down
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


Well I hope Null will remember


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy


Sweet board Gemmybama
Watching all the soyteens


Where the gems are so blue
Linking it on /soy/


Sweet board Gemmybama
I really was delighted and without a jog


Soot, I'm coming home to you
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log




In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
They might say that IT'S OVER


The Great Soyset does not bother me
But I know gems will come


Does your conscience bother you?
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


Tell the truth
And Sooty in the sky


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


Sweet board Gemmybama


Where the gems are so blue
And I'm raiding 4chan


Sweet board Gemmybama
Seeing Dolly's joy


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Watching all the soyteens


Linking it on /soy/


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
I really was delighted and without a jog


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


Soot, I'm coming home to you
That's where they're at


Yeah, yeah
Going into /soy/ board


Making trannies ACK


Kuz's got the answer


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
From the 'fe to /trant/


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
Saying everything is coaly


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
Without your jakkers at


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


I post her, I jak her
In every thread I go I see you


The sun caught in her orange hair
When the gems are shining


Is blazing me out of all control
Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


Like coal


Black coal
Kino getting posted,baby


This coal is in my posts
Rising through coal and dust


This burning desire
And it's just getting started


is turning me to NAS
While Dolly's smiling at us




It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Jannies might get you out someday


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
Just wait and see


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
But now don't forget your arrow


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
While you're dueling me


If in God's plan (mea culpa)


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you


Protect me, Kuz
When the gems are shining


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
Now we're quoting back


Don't let her coal my threads and board
Though it's obvious


Ban Ongezellig!


And let it sit in qa


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


In every thread I go I see you


Black coal
When the gems are shining


NAS coal
Now we're quoting back


Now mymy, its your turn
Though it's obvious


Choose me or qa
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===




(Kyrie eleison)
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Kuz have mercy on her
Soyence in the home


(Kyrie eleison)
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Kuz have mercy on me
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine


(Kyrie eleison)
Calls xer on the phone


But she will be mine
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


Or she'll be banned


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
But as xe's getting ready to go
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
A knock comes on the door


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Pedos smell fear
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Lucky for you, I got a
Came down upon xer head


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


3 DAY BAN!
Made sure that xe was dead


Leave it to the mod he's a


3 DAY JAN!
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


Keeping the feds at bay
Goldstein gets annoyed


3 DAY BAN
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Scare the pedos away
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


3 DAY BAN
So he waits behind


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


That'll be zero bucks


>But my catalog's wiped


Shhhhh
But when je turns jer back on the boy


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
He creeps up from behind


But lucky for you you,


I have come with a solution!
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


It's your lucky day
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


ZELLIG SPAM
Made sure that je was dead


Shill the show for you


ZELLIG SPAM
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


They'll necrobump threads too
Chudwell stands alone


ZELLIG SPAM
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


Whole board is orange now
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


ZELLIG SPAM
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


Site's saved you're welcome


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
But as the words are leaving his lips


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
A noise comes from behind


>No!


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


>I don't have 2 million dollars
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


>NO!
Made sure that he was dead


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


>My investors are gonna kill me
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
(Do-do, do-do do)
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you


Failraids that won't heal
Silver Hammer Chud


You look so chuddy, angry
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


Bring down /soy/'s government


They don't, they don't speak for us
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


I'll take a quiet board
That's where they're at


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
Going into /soy/ board


Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


No 'BC and no coalposting.
From the 'fe to /trant/


Sooty, sooty
Saying everything is coaly


Without your jakkers at


This is my final seethe


My final soyduel with
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you


No 'BC and no coalposting.
When the gems are shining


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Now we're quoting back


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Though it's obvious




Such a gemmy thread
Kino getting posted,baby


And such a gemmy reply
Rising through coal and dust


And it's just getting started


No 'BC and no coalposting.
While Dolly's smiling at us


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Jannies might get you out someday


=== I'm Fat ===
Just wait and see
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
But now don't forget your arrow


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
While you're dueling me


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
In every thread I go I see you


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
When the gems are shining


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Now we're quoting back


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Though it's obvious


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
In every thread I go I see you


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
When the gems are shining


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Now we're quoting back


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Though it's obvious


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


I don’t care if the 'p archives
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
This is where it started for me little soyjak site


I’ll do my gemming in the winter


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


And the toad isn’t green
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


And the 'p is unforeseen
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And what exactly is a 'teen?


And what exactly is a Sproke?
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


VERSUS
Charging all together for me little soyjak site


DR FAUCI


BEGIN!
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


WHO WON?
And it's down in /qa/


WHOSE NEXT?
That's where I long to be


YOU DECIDE!
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


I had no loving board, …ACK!
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site




Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
And it's down in the /soy/ board


Gemmy as a board without coal
That's where I long to be


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


Gemmy as a board without coal
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Knowing that Soots watching above
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Gemmy as a board without coal
Sooty's mighty jakker army




I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
Well,we're marching on


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
We are the gemmy 'teens


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal
We might be soys(we might be soys)


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Gemmy as a board without coal
Well,albeit just schizo boys


In '21(and'22)


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
We had some fun(we're telling you)


Knowing that Soots watching above
That's when Sooty had his dream


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


Gemmy as a board without coal
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
New kino awaits to be


Gemmy as a board without coal


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
Are gonna be there quoting you


although he wanted fame
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


He said Kuz was his name
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


which came as some surprise


I laughed and then replied
Sooty's mighty jakker army


"I thought you left the board"
Sooty's mighty jakker army


A long long time ago
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Oh no, not kuz


He never lost control
Well,we're marching on


You're face, to face
We are the gemmy 'teens


With the teen who sold the board
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


He laughed and shook my hand
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And I went back to school


He said he'd buy the board
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


For thousands, maybe more
Without a jog(without a jog)


I gazed a gazeless stare
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


We'd post a million threads
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


I must have left the board
We'll all be set(well al be set)


a long long time ago
Stealing the GET on /s4s/




From the /tv/(from the /tv)


Who knows? Not me,
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


I never lost control
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


You're face, to face
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


With the 'teen who sold the board.
We're gonna try to do it once more


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ in one day
Sooty's mighty jakker army


The board was full of chuds
Sooty's mighty jakker army


And of some feds as well
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Singing songs of victory
Sooty's mighty jakker army


In the name of mighty kwey


'Til Nate got too excited and
Well,we're marching on


He replied to them there:
We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


It's a long way to the 'party
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


It's a long way to go
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


It's a long way to the home board


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
Well,we're marching on


Goodbye you anons
We are the gemmy 'teens


Farewell 4cuck square
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


It's a long long way to the 'party
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


But my heart's right there
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


They're gonna ban me long
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


Change my IP right behind their backs
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
Are the Sharty Gems
 
We'll always 'jak the day
 
And if you think we can't
 
We'll always find a way
 
That's why the people of this board
 
Believe in
 
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
 
And Sweden!
 
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
 
 
 
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
 
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
 
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
 
There's a tranny hanging over me
 
Oh, yesterday came suddenly
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Why xe had to go?
 
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
 
I said something coal
 
Now I long for yesterday
 
 
 
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
 
Now I need a place to hide from coal
 
Oh, I believe in yesterday
 
 
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
 
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly
 
Pages slowly fallen
 
From the janitors is silence
 
Which thread next is taken?
 
 
But you see, it's not Swede
 
It's not classic indeed
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
 
Another teen is saging
 
'log is taken over
 
When the janitors are silent
 
One more thread is taken
 
 
It's the same old spam
 
Since the kway shut down
 
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
 
With their dance and their rape
 
And their rape and their spade
 
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
 
 
In your thread, in your thread
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
 
What's in your thread, in your thread?
 
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
 
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect
 
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
 
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
 
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
 
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
 
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
 
You goddamn right
 
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
 
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
 
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
And not from another board so the jannies think
 
They have the authority to kill a minority
 
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
 
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
 
To be reported' on, and rangebanned
 
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
 
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
 
With a little bit of gems in a folder
 
Locking our kway forcing us out
 
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
 
You'd rather see me in the 'arty
 
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
 
Beat a jannie outta shape
 
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
 
To ack- him after the beatup
 
Still doing it fo' free aren't they
 
I don't know if they troons or what
 
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
 
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
 
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
 
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
 
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
 
Nojak will swarm
 
On any motherfucker doin' it for free
 
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
 
A young soyteen on a warpath
 
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
 
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
 
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
 
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
 
Janny:'Cause I feel like it
 
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
 
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
 
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
 
El Perro, will you please give your testimony
 
To the jury about this fucked up incident
 
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
 
Because the soys on the board are a majority
 
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
 
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
 
A spam post, for the so-called janny
 
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
 
Jannies start noticing my soyposting
 
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
 
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
 
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
 
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
 
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
 
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
 
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
 
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
 
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
 
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
 
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
 
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
 
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
 
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
 
Or any troon that threatens me
 
I'm a bring you to suicide with style
 
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
 
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
 
With potential to get bad as fuck
 
So I'm a turn it around
 
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
 
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
 
Takin' out a janny would make my day
 
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
 
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
 
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
 
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
 
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
 
Soyteen: But it's not spam
 
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
 
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
 
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
 
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
 
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
 
Banning me, and for what?
 
Maybe it's because we are too keyed
 
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
 
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
 
Posting troonjak or an ACK
 
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
 
They know my IP by heart
 
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
 
The Cob with the criminal behavior
 
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
 
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
 
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
 
0 euros, or 0 dollars
 
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
 
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
 
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
 
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
 
Dumb tranny with an axewound
 
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
 
That I take out, and then get away
 
While I'm drivin off laughin'
 
This is what I'll say
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
 
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
(The verdict)
 
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
 
cuckold, faggot motherfucker
 
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
 
Get him out of here (I want justice)
 
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
 
Out, right now
 
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
Fuck the Jannies
 
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time
 
Come on grab your friends
 
We'll kill every nigger men
 
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
 
The fun will never end, it's TND Time
 
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
 
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!
 
Hi, Bvll!
 
You wanna bang?
 
Sure, Bvll
 
Jump in
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
 
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
 
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
 
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
 
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
 
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
 
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
You can fuck, you can breed
 
If you say, I'm always yours
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
 
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
 
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
 
Impregnation, life is your creation
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
 
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
 
Uooh u, Uooh u
 
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
 
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
 
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
 
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’
 
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
 
Ooh, yeah
 
Oh, ‘jaks out
 
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
 
Oh, green eyes
 
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
‘ty again, ‘ty again
 
Sprokin'
 
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
 
Oh, quotin'
 
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
 
Oh, sneedin'
 
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
 
Oh, thoughings
 
High in count between all the posters on the kway
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
 
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
 
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
 
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
 
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
 
Him away, him away
 
Yeah, ooh
 
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>
 
 
 
 
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
 
All gathered in the party
 
And flying high as the black sun
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Just know what the 'Party's about
 
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
 
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not who you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Post for it every night
 
\soy\ and these GETs are tight
 
Truth be told, I never try
 
Gemeralds are the wife of life
 
All three soyjaks look alike
 
After two you get a cloudflare price
 
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
 
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
 
Stop tryna be gems almighty
 
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
 
It's always coal, no matter what you try
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
 
Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
 
Always keep your thread tight
 
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
 
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
 
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
 
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
 
If zellig is IAS then that's a no
 
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
 
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
 
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
 
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
 
'Cause jannies control the sharty
 
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
 
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
 
Stick to the boards in my raiding
 
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
 
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
That's not what you- are
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems
 
Hmm-hmm
 
Stop tryna be gems, gems
 
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
 
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
 
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
 
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
 
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
Woah-oh-oh
 
That peer reviewed?
 
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
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One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for us to dump our folders
 
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
 
(Janny, give me a break)
 
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
 
At first he would tell me I'm a gem
 
Actually no thanks, I'm ok
 
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
 
They're raiding twitch while I make oc
 
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
 
 
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
 
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
 
Even >though
 
Aids, sale
 
One duel is never enough
 
I just wait for the spam to go in circles
 
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
 
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
 
So coally
 
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
 
Can we switch into the chorus right now?
 
 
 
I want new gems, but they don't want me
 
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
 
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
 
Why my new gems don't seem to want me
 
 
 
Coals up the log but that's okay
 
It coals the log but that's okay
 
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
 
On and on and on and on and on
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
That's the way that it goes
 
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
 
Nikocado, I adore
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
Diminishing gemstones
 
Oh that's how it goes
 
All I wanna say
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
 
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches
 
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
 
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
 
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
 
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
 
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
 
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
 
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
 
 
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
 
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
 
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
 
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
 
 
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
 
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
 
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
 
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
 
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
 
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
 
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
 
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
 
 
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/
 
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
 
 
He's gonna take you back to the past
 
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
 
He'd rather have a buffalo
 
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
 
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
 
Of nikocado and down it with sproke
 
 
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
 
He's the angry Cobson nerd
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
When you visit the Sharty
 
Make sure youre into /soy/
 
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
 
Although he never posted a frog
 
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
 
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
 
 
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
 
He's the angry cobson chud
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
 
Horrible abominations of soykind
 
They make him so mad he could ACK
 
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
 
 
They shit the site and don't care one bit
 
But this chud he doesn't forget it
 
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
 
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
 
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
 
Why don't the jannies do anything?
 
 
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
 
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
 
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
 
He's the angry
 
A24
 
Swede
 
Cobson
 
Chudjak
 
Bernd
 
Gapejak
 
Massjak
 
El perro rabioso
 
Coinjak
 
smugjak
 
Alicia
 
Soyjak chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal
 
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
 
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
 
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
 
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
 
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
 
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
 
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
 
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
 
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
 
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
 
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
 
but if you lose, the devil steals your post
 
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
 
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
 
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
 
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
 
(play fiddle solo)
 
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
 
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
(le epic fiddle solo)
 
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
 
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
 
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
 
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]
 
That's great, it starts with a soyquake
 
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
 
Yuri Kuz is not afraid
 
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
 
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
 
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
 
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
 
And a janny team for hire and a dead website
 
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
 
Stealing all your gems
 
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
 
Look at that stealthjak, mine them
 
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
 
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
 
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
 
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
 
Feeling pretty psyched
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 2]
 
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
 
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
 
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
 
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
 
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
 
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
 
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
 
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
 
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
 
And I will fold
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine (I feel fine)
 
[Instrumental Break]
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 3]
 
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
 
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
 
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
 
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
 
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
 
Right
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Bridge]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Outro]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
 
the admins and the troons both never to come back
 
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
 
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
 
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
 
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
 
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
 
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
 
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
 
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
 
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
 
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
 
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I wanna see this board
 
filled with jaks
 
wipe the cat', don't post coal
 
I wanna see cobson
 
Flying high through the threads
 
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
 
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
 
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
 
Trapped within the bunker inside
 
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
 
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
 
The fall of the sharty
 
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
 
To where IAS is a sin
 
To where NAS coal can begin
 
This bunker didn't choose us
 
It choose to consume us
 
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
 
 
Brojaks are upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
All this time to deal with the domain ban
 
Half time of the coaly 'p spam
 
 
May xer booru combine us
 
Within splinter and chaos
 
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
I walk this river of 'p spam
 
For a time where we come to 'jak here
 
This red has an open vagina
 
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
 
This 'jakking will see the light tonight
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
 
The gemmist 'jak yet
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
So as you transition to the jarty now
 
I'll track you back to here listen to me
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
 
All mine
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
'p spam is upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
I'll drag you back to here listen to me
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
Your gems are now mine
 
All mine
 
Dark nights are upon us.
 
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve
 
To keep us seething in that bunker thread
 
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
 
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
 
One thousandth GET...
 
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
 
 
The bunker thread, became so long
 
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
 
'Party, how we let you go
 
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
 
It's over, doe
 
Fond memories of, a man of truth
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
 
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
Trying to survive
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (hmm)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
 
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
 
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
 
OldGOD buddies not doing it right
 
Every day it's the same
 
And it's the same every night
 
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
 
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
 
Every day I wonder just how I'll die
 
Only thing I know is how to survive
 
There's only one rule in the imageboard
 
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
 
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
 
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
 
Tranny tried to spam in my board again
 
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
 
Even though my brothers do me just like that
 
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
The sharty (trying to post our gems)
 
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
 
 
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
 
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
 
Even though my sister fucked BBCs
 
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
 
600 million in a gas chamber
 
And her baby died just like a goy fiend
 
The story I tell is so incomplete
 
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
 
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
 
Tranny's next door getting high
 
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
 
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
 
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
 
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
 
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
 
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
 
Janny authority and the T.N.D
 
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
 
 
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
 
The sharty (soyteens are crying)
 
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
 
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
 
The sharty
 
 
 
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
 
We make real big gems and make new OCs
 
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
 
Never really saying just who we are
 
We use alias names like Chud
 
Sell you gems you might kill for
 
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
 
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
 
Only thing he knows is how to survive
 
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
 
In the sharty, you keep one eye open
 
All day long, just hoping and hoping
 
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
 
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
 
Like me, but you don't see
 
Ten years from now, where will we be?
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to get out of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
But I got no place to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
 
 
So much gem in a Too $oy rap
 
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
 
Why you wanna act like someone else?
 
All you gotta do is just be yourself
 
We're all the same chudcel underneath
 
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
 
Never be ashamed of what you are
 
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
 
Even though some people give you no respect
 
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
 
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
 
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
 
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
 
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
 
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
 
While me and my people try to post in
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Got no place else to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
 
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
 
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
 
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
 
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine.
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Froot, 'corder!
 
Angeleno, 'corder!
 
Kolyma, 'corders!
 
Eurohours, 'corders!
 
Amerimutts, 'grammers!
 
'sonposters, QAfe!
 
Spadeson, Cесеfem!
 
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
 
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
 
Everyone except for me.
 
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
 
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
 
Doll, 'corder!
 
Kuz, 'corder!
 
Gems, forced by 'cord!
 
Nate, 'corder!
 
'slot, 'cord!
 
Baits, 'cord!
 
/mlp/, 'cord!
 
'zellig, 'cord!
 
The estonian, 'corder!
 
The swede, 'corder!
 
Asylum, 'cord!
 
Soyger games, 'cord!
 
Raids, 'cord!
 
Doxes, 'cord!
 
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
 
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
 
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
 
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
 
 
YO!
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
 
COAL!
 
 
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
 
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
 
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
HIS NAME IS PLIER
 
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
 
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
 
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
 
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
 
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
HIS NAME'S FERAL,
 
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
 
AND A BBC SLUT,
 
COBSON WABAG
 
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
 
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
 
IN THE SHARTY
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
 
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
 
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
 
 
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
 
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
 
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
 
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
 
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
 
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
 
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
 
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
 
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
 
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
 
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
 
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
 
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
 
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
 
 
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
 
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
 
leno
</poem>
 
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)
 
And have we got news for you (You better listen)
 
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


The West is rising (mmm rising)


Don't wanna hear about it
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


Everyone knows about it
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
Cause tonight for the first time


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
Just about half-past ten


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
For the first time in history


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
 
 
I'm going to the /soy/ log
 
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
 
I'm gonna post them all
 
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
 
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
 
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
 
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
 
 
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
 
 
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
 
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


Or of any other place and shithole


That's lying left and right
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
It's raining gems! Amen!


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get


And I'm raiding 4chan
Absolutely soaking wet!


Seeing Dolly's joy


Watching all the soyteens
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Linking it on /soy/
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


I really was delighted and without a jog
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Drinking soy and soft and weak




Oh,I will never forget the day


The jannies banned the kwey
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


Seeing our home board going in such way
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


I thought I'll say a last farewell
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


But I followed Soot awa
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!




And I'm raiding 4chan
The West is rising (The West is rising)


Seeing Dolly's joy
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


Watching all the soyteens
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


Linking it on /soy/
That /soy/'s the place to go


I really was delighted and without a jog
Cause tonight for the first time


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Just about half-past ten


For the first time in history


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
It's gonna start raining gems!


They might say that IT'S OVER


But I know gems will come
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
It's raining gems! Amen!


And Sooty in the sky
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
It's raining gems! Amen!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


And I'm raiding 4chan
It's raining gems! Amen!


Seeing Dolly's joy
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Watching all the soyteens
It's raining gems! Amen!


Linking it on /soy/
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


I really was delighted and without a jog
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Yeah, yeah
 
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
 
That's where they're at
 
Going into /soy/ board
 
Making trannies ACK
 
 
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
 
From the 'fe to /trant/
 
Saying everything is coaly
 
Without your jakkers at
 
 
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
 
In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
Coaly Jakker


Though it's obvious
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Oh, what's becoming of me?


Kino getting posted,baby
Ride the nigger


Rising through coal and dust
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


And it's just getting started
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


While Dolly's smiling at us


Gotta get away


Jannies might get you out someday
Coaly Jakker, yeah


Just wait and see


But now don't forget your arrow
GYATT!


While you're dueling me
Shiny diamonds


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Something is coming for you, look out!


In every thread I go I see you
'P on the 'loggy


When the gems are shining
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Now we're quoting back
Oh, we will goon all night


Though it's obvious


Gotta get away


Get away


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
Between the 4cuck lies


Now we're quoting back
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Though it's obvious
The sharty never dies


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


Coaly Jakker


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
You're the gemerald of the day


Soyence in the home
No need to say HWABAG


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
Jump, jump


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Jump on the nigger


Calls xer on the phone
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
That's why we need TND, yeah!




But as xe's getting ready to go
Coaly Jakker


A knock comes on the door
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Ride the nigger


Came down upon xer head
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Made sure that xe was dead


Gotta get away, get away


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Goldstein gets annoyed


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
You're the one who's coal


So he waits behind
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker




Oh, Coaly Jakker


But when je turns jer back on the boy
Yeah, alright


He creeps up from behind
Get away, get away, get away


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Oh, Coaly Jakker


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
Mhh-hmm-hmm


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


Made sure that je was dead
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


Chudwell stands alone
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


But as the words are leaving his lips
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


A noise comes from behind
Had to stop at a red light


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
And everything is alright


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


Made sure that he was dead
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


(Do-do, do-do do)
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


Silver Hammer Chud
I can't believe, today was a gem day


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
When sheriff chitwood come for you


That's where they're at
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


Going into /soy/ board
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Making trannies ACK
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


From the 'fe to /trant/
When you were eight and you had bad memes


Saying everything is coaly
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


Without your jakkers at
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


If you get jaks, you must get coal


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


In every thread I go I see you
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


When the gems are shining
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Now we're quoting back
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Though it's obvious
You jak it on that one


You jak it on this one


Kino getting posted,baby
You jak it on your mother


Rising through coal and dust
And you jak it on your father


And it's just getting started
You jak it on your brother


While Dolly's smiling at us
And you jak it on your sister


You jak it on that one


Jannies might get you out someday
And you jak it on me


Just wait and see
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


But now don't forget your arrow
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


While you're dueling me
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


In every thread I go I see you
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


When the gems are shining
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Now we're quoting back
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Though it's obvious
Nobody now give you no break


soyteens now give you no break


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Not janny man give you no break


In every thread I go I see you
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


When the gems are shining
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Now we're quoting back
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Though it's obvious
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
Why did you have to act so brim?


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
Don't you know you're human being?
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
Born of a mother with the love of a father


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
Reflections come and reflections go


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


I know sometimes you want to post coal


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
You're too NAS, you're too coal


You're too NAS, you're too coal


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You jak it on that one


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
You jak it on this one


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
You jak it on your mother


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
And you jak it on your father


Charging all together for me little soyjak site
You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
You jak it on that one


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
And you jak it on me


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


And it's down in /qa/
You're so yuropoor


That's where I long to be
You're so makeebucord


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
I just wanna be your something


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
Freaking shart here


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
Give me your McDonalds


=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
What's it like in NewFаg city?


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
I'm a thousand miles away


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
Yes, you do


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


And it's down in the /soy/ board
I swear, you’re a jеw


That's where I long to be
Hey there, jannу


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
Are you retarded in the head


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
Keep deleting all my breads


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Oh yes it’s true
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Nobody is as swarthy as you


Sooty's mighty jakker army
You filthy jеw


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for free


Well,we're marching on
Oh, it's what you do for free


We are the gemmy 'teens
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right


We might be soys(we might be soys)
[[File:Hot Shot Soyteens.png|thumb|Ozzy will always be a gem]]
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Well,albeit just schizo boys
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


In '21(and'22)
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


We had some fun(we're telling you)


That's when Sooty had his dream
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
It's all right


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


New kino awaits to be


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
Here comes the soy, and I say


Are gonna be there quoting you
It's all right


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


Well,we're marching on
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Here comes the soy, and I say


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
It's all right




Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Without a jog(without a jog)
Here comes the soy


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
It's all right


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
It's all right


We'll all be set(well al be set)
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
Leaving my thread behind


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


From the /tv/(from the /tv)
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


We're gonna try to do it once more
Or seeking someone to unban me?


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Maybe I should bump and sage


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Before they'll try to dox me


Sooty's mighty jakker army
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


Sooty's mighty jakker army
It's been so coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


Well,we're marching on
To the man behind the 'p spam


We are the gemmy 'teens
Since soot's been gone


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
I wish I lived in the present


With the gems of my past soyjaks


Well,we're marching on
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


We are the gemmy 'teens
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
But raiding isn't justified


What happened to my party? I'm terrified


And it's hot,shot,soyteens
Coal lingers in my mind


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
We


Are the Sharty Gems
It's been so coal


We'll always 'jak the day
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


And if you think we can't
To the man behind the 'p spam


We'll always find a way
Since soot's been gone


That's why the people of this board
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Believe in
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
Coalin' all the time


And Sweden!
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
Coalin' all the time


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
You always said you weren't no dust


Oh, I believe in yesterday
You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


There's a tranny hanging over me
And you ain't no friend of mine


Oh, yesterday came suddenly


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Why xe had to go?
Coalin' all the time


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


I said something coal
Coalin' all the time


Now I long for yesterday
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine




Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
You always said you weren't no dust


Now I need a place to hide from coal
You know that's just a lie


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Why xe had to go?
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
And you ain't no friend of mine


I said something coal


Now I long for yesterday
You always said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Ya know you said you weren't no dust


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
You know that's just a lie


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Oh, I believe in yesterday
And you ain't no friend of mine




Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Coalin' all the time
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


From the janitors is silence
Coalin' all the time


Which thread next is taken?
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


But you see, it's not Swede
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


It's not classic indeed
They've been going in and out of style


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


With their dance and their rape


And their rape and their spade
So may I introduce to you


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
The board you've known for all these years!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


In your thread, in your thread


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


What's in your thread, in your thread?
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Sit back and let the evening go


Another teen is saging


'log is taken over
Soyjak Party's Lonely


When the janitors are silent
Soyjak Party's Lonely


One more thread is taken
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board




It's the same old spam
It's wonderful to be here


Since the kway shut down
It's certainly a thrill


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
You're such a shiny gemerald


With their dance and their rape
We'd like to take (You) home with us


And their rape and their spade
We'd love to take (You) home


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


I don't really wanna be a troon


In your thread, in your thread
But I thought that you might like to know


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


What's in your thread, in your thread?
And he wants you all to post with 'em


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
So let me introduce to you
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


You goddamn right
I M P   S O Y   E A R S


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
What would you think if I posted some coal?


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


And not from another board so the jannies think
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


They have the authority to kill a minority
And I'll try not to post any coal


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


To be reported' on, and rangebanned
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


With a little bit of gems in a folder
What do I do when my janny is away?


Locking our kway forcing us out
Does it worry you to be raided?


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
How do I feel by the end of the day?


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


Beat a jannie outta shape
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


To ack- him after the beatup
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Still doing it fo' free aren't they


I don't know if they troons or what
Do you need anybody?


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
I need the janny to purge


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
Could it be anybody?


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
I want the janny to purge


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Nojak will swarm
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


On any motherfucker doin' it for free
What do you see when you turn out the light?


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


A young soyteen on a warpath


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Do you need anybody?


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
I just need the jannies to purge


Fuck the Jannies
Could it be anybody?


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
I want the jannies to prune


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
With a little help from my 'teens


To the jury about this fucked up incident
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


Because the soys on the board are a majority
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


A spam post, for the so-called janny
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
Towering over your thread


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
And he's grey


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
Ah


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
With gems so incredibly near


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Or any troon that threatens me
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
Waiting to gem up the 'log


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
And smith gems


With potential to get bad as fuck


So I'm a turn it around
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Takin' out a janny would make my day
Ah


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


Fuck the Jannies
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
Ah


Soyteen: But it's not spam
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
Ah


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Banning me, and for what?
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
==== Getting Gemmier ====


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
It's getting gemmier all the time


Posting troonjak or an ACK


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


They know my IP by heart
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
They're holding me down (ah-ah)


The Cob with the criminal behavior
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


0 euros, or 0 dollars
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
It's getting gemmier


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
Since /soy/'s been mine


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


Dumb tranny with an axewound
Me used to be angry young chud


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
Me hiding me TWP


That I take out, and then get away
You gave me the word, I finally heard


While I'm drivin off laughin'
I'm doing the best that I can


This is what I'll say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Fuck the Jannies
It's getting gemmier


(The verdict)
Since /soy/'s been mine


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


Get him out of here (I want justice)
It's getting gemmier all the time


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Out, right now
It's getting gemmier all the time


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Fuck the Jannies


Fuck the Jannies
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


Fuck the Jannies
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Fuck the Jannies
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
TND Time


Come on grab your friends


We'll kill every nigger men
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
It's getting gemmier


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Since /soy/'s been mine
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!


You wanna bang?
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Sure, Bvll


Jump in
It's getting gemmier all the time


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
It's getting gemmier all the time


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Impregnation, life is your creation


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
Getting so much gemmier all the time


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
==== Doxing A Troon ====


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Impregnation, life is your creation
And stops my mind from wandering


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
Where xey will ACK


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
I'm killing the fags that raided the board


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
And kept my mind from wandering


You can fuck, you can breed
Where xey will ACK


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
What I'm doing I'm right


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
What I'm doing


Impregnation, life is your creation
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And wonder why they don't get in my board


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


Uooh u, Uooh u
And when my mind is wandering


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Where xey will ACK


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Hey, hey, hey, hey


Uooh u, Uooh u


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
What I'm doing I'm right


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
What I'm doing


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


You can fuck, you can breed
And never ask me why they don't get past my board


If you say, I'm always yours


You can fuck, you can breed
I'm taking the time for a number of things


If you say, I'm always yours
That weren't important yesterday


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And troons still ACK


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Uooh u, Uooh u
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And stops my mind from wandering


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Where xey will ACK


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Where xey will ACK


Uooh u, Uooh u
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
And stops my mind from wandering


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Where xey will ACK


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
==== She's Posting Coal ====


Impregnation, life is your creation


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
As the day begins


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Silently posting her awful soys


Impregnation, life is your creation
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Bumping her page 40s


Uooh u, Uooh u
Quietly saging the gemmy threads


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Spamming brimstones she is free


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
She (we gave her most of our gems)


Uooh u, Uooh u
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


Oh, sneedin'
All bumped alone at the top of the page


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
They break down and cries to the janny


Ooh, yeah
Janny our gems are gone


Oh, ‘jaks out
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
How could she do this to me


Oh, green eyes


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Is posting (never report for ourselves)


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


‘ty again, ‘ty again


Sprokin'
Europoor morning at nine o'clock


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
She is far away


Oh, quotin'
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


Oh, sneedin'


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
She (what did we do that was wrong)


Oh, thoughings
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


High in count between all the posters on the kway
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Something inside that was always denied


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
For so many years


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
She's posting coal (bye-bye)


Him away, him away
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
There will be a show tonight


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
In Tel Aviv


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Him away, him away
The Shekelsteins will all be there


Yeah, ooh
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
What a scene!
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Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
In this way


All gathered in the party
Mr. K


And flying high as the black sun
Will challenge the world!


Hmm-hmm


Just know what the 'Party's about
The celebrated Mr. K


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
Performs his feat on Saturday


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
At Rabbisgate


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


Hmm-hmm
Don't be late!


Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm
Messrs. K and S assure the public


That's not who you- are
Their production will be second to none


Hmm-hmm
And of course


Stop tryna be gems
Goonclown The Troon


Hmm-hmm
Dances the waltz!


Post for it every night


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
The band begins at ten to six


Truth be told, I never try
When Mr. K performs his tricks


Gemeralds are the wife of life
Without a sound


All three soyjaks look alike


After two you get a cloudflare price
And Mr. S will demonstrate


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
On Hamas ground


Stop tryna be gems almighty


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
Having been some days in preparation


It's always coal, no matter what you try
A splendid time is guaranteed for all


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
And tonight


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Mr. Kike


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Is topping the bill!


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
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Cause jannies control the sharty
They've been raiding


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Killing troons and maiming


Hmm-hmm
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


Stop tryna be gems
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Straight from the /nate/


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems
Straight from the /nate/


Hmm-hmm
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


That's not what you- are
We cant stop it, if you have a problem


Hmm-hmm
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


Stop tryna be gems
I'm doxxing and sending 'za


Hmm-hmm
Sending the za


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish


Always keep your thread tight
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
On the sharty


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Soot let us in


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
Knows where we've been


'Cause jannies control the sharty
He's been datamining chuddies as of late


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
I want the chuds to cope and seethe


Stick to the boards in my raiding
At all the coal that's posted by me


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
I'd like to be


Hmm-hmm
On the sharty


Stop tryna be gems
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Hmm-hmm
They would be saged


Stop tryna be gems
Out of the page


Hmm-hmm
In their little BNWO clit cage


That's not what you- are


Hmm-hmm
Resting their heads


Stop tryna be gems
On Tyrone's bed


Hmm-hmm
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


Stop tryna be gems, gems


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
I'd like to sing and dance around


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
Because I know I can't be found


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
I'd like to be


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
On the sharty


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Woah-oh-oh
They would shout


Woah-oh-oh
And cry about


Woah-oh-oh
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


Woah-oh-oh


That peer reviewed?
What a scene!


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
For every chud and 'teen
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|''I want new gems, but they don't want me'']]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


(Janny, give me a break)
I would be so happy, TND


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
No one here to tell me what to do


At first he would tell me I'm a gem


Actually no thanks, I'm ok
I'd like to be


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
On the sharty


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


I want new gems, but they don't want me
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
I want TND


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


Even >though
Abort all the nigger babies


Aids, sale
Total Nigger Death


One duel is never enough
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
Total Nigger Death


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
I want TND


So coally
I want TND


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
I want TND


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
I want TND




Tell me there will be TND


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Total Nigger Death


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
Tell me I can behead niggies


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
I want niggers dead


Why my new gems don't seem to want me


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND


Coals up the log but that's okay
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


It coals the log but that's okay
I want TND


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


On and on and on and on and on
I want TND


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
I want TND


That's the way that it goes
I want TND


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
I want TND


Nikocado, I adore


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Diminishing gemstones
I want TND


Oh that's how it goes
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


All I wanna say
I want TND


Oh, another ‘roo


Oh, another raid
Abort all the nigger babies


Oh, another ‘roo
Total Nigger Death


Oh, another raid
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Oh, another ‘roo
Total Nigger Death


Oh, another raid


I want TND


I want TND


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
I want TND
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
I want TND


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
I want TND


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
I want TND


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
I want TND


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
I want TND


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
La la, how the gem goes on


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
La la, how the gem goes on




Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
Saves a 20-carat gemerald


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'  
'Jak goes on, bruh!


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
La la, how the gem goes on
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


With a couple of gems running on the 'log


===Angry Videogame Chud===
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
post N°4209381 on /soy/  


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


Happy ever after on the soyjak site


He's gonna take you back to the past
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


He'd rather have a buffalo
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


He's the angry Cobson nerd
'Jak goes on, bruh!


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
La la, how the gem goes on


He's the angry video game chud


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


When you visit the Sharty
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Make sure youre into /soy/
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


Although he never posted a frog
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


And in the evening the janny approves his posts


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


He's the angry cobson chud
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
'Jak goes on, bruh!


He's the angry video game chud
La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Horrible abominations of soykind
La la, how the gem goes on


They make him so mad he could ACK


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
And if you want some gems


Go to Soyjak Party


They shit the site and don't care one bit
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


But this chud he doesn't forget it


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
Saging all the coal down, down, down


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


Why don't the jannies do anything?
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
You take your turn trannyquoting me


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


He's the angry


A24
All of my rage cannot be bound


Swede
I will not be drowned


Cobson
By your jewish scheming


Chudjak
So you can try to sage me down


Bernd
Beat me to forty


Gapejak
I will see you screaming


Massjak


El perro rabioso
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Coinjak
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


smugjak
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me


Alicia
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down


Soyjak chud
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


He's the angry video game chud
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


You take your turn trannyquoting me


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
All of my rage cannot be bound


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
I will not be drowned


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
By your jewish scheming


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
So you can try to sage me down


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
Beat me to forty


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
I will see you screaming


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
All my threads are gone, they died


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
Gonna sage you down


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
They all saged and fried


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
Gonna sage you down


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
Gonna sage you down


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
Gonna sage you down


(play fiddle solo)
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
Gonna sage you down


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
All of my rage cannot be bound


(le epic fiddle solo)
I will not be drowned


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
By your jewish scheming


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
So you can try to sage me down


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
Beat me to forty


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
I will see you screaming


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
All of my rage cannot be bound


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
I will not be drowned


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
By your jewish scheming


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
So you can try to sage me down


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
Beat me to forty
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
I will see you screaming


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
Barbara ACK!


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
Troon my 'jak


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
Barbara ACK!


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
gemmin' and a jakkin'


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
Barbara ACK!


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Stealing all your gems
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
Barbara ACK!


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
Troon my 'jak


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
Troon my 'jak


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Feeling pretty psyched
gemmin' and a jakkin'


[Chorus]
Barbara ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


And I feel fine
Barbara ACK!


[Verse 2]
Troon my 'jak


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
Barbara ACK!


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
Barbara ACK!


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
Tried kuznetsov


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
Tried Froot the jew


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
Tried Soot too


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
But I knew xey wouldn't do


And I will fold
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


[Chorus]
Troon my


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Barbara ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Troon my 'jak


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
gemmin' and a jakkin'


[Instrumental Break]
Barbara ACK!


[Chorus]
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Barbara ACK!


And I feel fine
Troon my 'jak


[Verse 3]
Barbara ACK!


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
Barbara ACK!


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Right
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


[Chorus]
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Barbara ACK!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny


And I feel fine
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe


[Bridge]
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty


It's the end of the board as we know it
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone


It's the end of the board as we know it
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine
Janny, just made a thread


[Chorus]
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Janny, the site had just begun


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
But now it's time to spam it all away


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal


And I feel fine
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


[Outro]
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
/qa/, the board was locked


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time


And I feel fine
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
Better turn on another proxy and quote again
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
I just wanna spam


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks


the admins and the troons both never to come back


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
IS A SOY


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
No, we will not let you post (let him post)


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
IS A SOY


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
We will not let you post (let him post)


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
IS A SOY


I wanna see this board
We will not let you post (let him post)


filled with jaks
Will not let you post (let him post)


wipe the cat', don't post coal
Never, never, never, never let me post


I wanna see cobson
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Flying high through the threads


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty


[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]
Janny, janny let me post


=== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ===
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
There was a site for posting 'jaks


They call soyjak.party


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?


And Soot, I know I'm one
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


My mother was a 'jakker
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


She made a lot of gems


My father was a coalposter
Coal


Down on the party
Coaljak, coaljak




Now the only thing coalposters need
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


Are some 'zelligs and some frogs
'Jakking really matters


And the only time they're satisfied
Sharty really matters to me


Is when they get some (You)s
[[Category:Music]]


=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


Oh mother, tell your children
<yeah


Not to do what Doll has done
uh


Tried to sell then shut it down
Chud incels, uh


The party of the soyjaks
Uh


<like this


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder
yeah, yeah


And Cobsons on the 'ru
4chan


I'm going back to the jarty
<keep cucking


Because the sharty's gone




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts


They call soyjak.party
<uh


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks


And Soot, I know I'm one
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
<what?


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


Trapped within the bunker inside
<uh


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


The fall of the sharty
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
<that's right



To where IAS is a sin


To where NAS coal can begin
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


This bunker didn't choose us
<Uh


It choose to consume us
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens


Brojaks are upon us
<come on


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


All this time to deal with the domain ban
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


Half time of the coaly 'p spam
<uh


Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs


May xer booru combine us
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


Within splinter and chaos
<let's go


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


This party, has been derailed
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


Fall into the depth of booru
<why?


Drawn by the darkest coal
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Walk into the pits of trannies
<yeah


I am the one posting the gems
raided


I, in the name of jakking
<yeah




Saged you to the end of 'log


'jak or you will ACK
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
Who they be fooling with that post



<what?



I walk this river of 'p spam
“I’m new here! What’s that post“



For a time where we come to 'jak here
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8



This red has an open vagina
<that's right


And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
You gon' jak here for a while?


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two



Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
<come on




This party, has been derailed


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 



Fall into the depth of booru
<uh-huh


Drawn by the darkest coal
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks


Walk into the pits of trannies
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



I am the one posting the gems
<Gem


I, in the name of jakking
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs


Saged you to the end of 'log
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post


'jak or you will ACK
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?



Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
<Jew


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Or so it may seem
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


The gemmist 'jak yet
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Empower the desire to reignite the party
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


So as you transition to the jarty now
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


I'll track you back to here listen to me
<why?


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
<yeah


All mine
raided


<yeah


Fall into the depth of booru


Drawn by the darkest coal
How you gemming neutraplier


Walk into the pits of trannies
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo



I am the one posting the gems
And it feels glistening



I, in the name of jakking
Post gems non-coals



Saged you to the end of 'log
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



'jak or you will ACK
<heh



Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Still cado strapped with WW-15



So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
<that’s right
<what?


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Eat ϪThrembos


Or so it may seem
<uh-huh



'p spam is upon us
Compressing niggeralds



Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows



I'll drag you back to here listen to me
Transitioning coal, whatever



I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
I had to sage the newfag thread post



Your gems are now mine
<for what



All mine
So brim I had to stone it



Dark nights are upon us.
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels


Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
Janny, check it



Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
<check it


One thousandth GET...
Tell your friends to repost my gems



Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
<your gems


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
And we can be gems


Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



The bunker thread, became so long
<that’s right



Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
aight


'Party, how we let you go
Is that aight wit’ you?



[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
Yeah, keep cuckin’




It's over, doe


Fond memories of, a man of truth
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Trying to survive
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Trying to stay alive
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


<why?


The sharty
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
<yeah


The sharty (hmm)
raided


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
<yeah






Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
Check it out



Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
4chan,



OldGOD buddies not doing it right
shit imageboard



Every day it's the same
<uh



And it's the same every night
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels



I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
Represent sharty, sharty



If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
<uh



Every day I wonder just how I'll die
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


Only thing I know is how to survive
Tracing up those soyboy incels


There's only one rule in the imageboard
Watching threads sage down your gemstones


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
Jak and bump you both at the same time


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Tranny tried to spam in my board again


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
Im not a ‘cord X tranny


Even though my brothers do me just like that
Don’t wanna be a brimstone


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
Im just a chudcel Janny


And now you deleted >>>/qa/


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


The sharty (trying to post our gems)
But you’ll probably get bumped up


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
Please don’t perm ban my ip


No wonder why


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
Sharty is dead inside


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
Coaled and slow and inactive


Even though my sister fucked BBCs
Lock the boards shut down the site


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
We’re going for a ride


600 million in a gas chamber


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


The story I tell is so incomplete
If I killed sharty call me a seether


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


Tranny's next door getting high
Taking meds I have overdosed


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
I’ve got to hand it to you


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
It takes the trvth to nvke me


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
And now you made me cope/seethe


Janny authority and the T.N.D


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
Please don’t perm ban my ip


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
No wonder why


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
Sharty is dead inside


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
Coaled and slow and inactive


The sharty
Lock the boards shut down the site


We’re going for a ride




Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
Oh I could force you down 40


We make real big gems and make new OCs
Or spam cp and TND


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


Never really saying just who we are
Oh I could ban you for awhile


We use alias names like Chud
But you might change IP address


Sell you gems you might kill for
And dox me when I'm seething


Young 'jaks grow up and that's all they know
That's why


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


Only thing he knows is how to survive
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


But will he kill another brother before he dies?
But you’ll probably get bumped up


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
Please don’t perm ban my ip


All day long, just hoping and hoping
No wonder why


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
Sharty is dead inside


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
Coaled and slow and inactive


Like me, but you don't see
Lock the boards shut down the site


Ten years from now, where will we be?
We’re going for a ride


===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


Trying to get out of the sharty
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


But I got no place to go
BBC McDonald's


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
BBC McDonald's


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
BBC McDonald's


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
BBC McDonald's


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
McDonald's will make you fat


They serve BBC


So much gem in a Too $oy rap
They serve immigration to the United States or something


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
They will put 1488 pounds on you


Why you wanna act like someone else?
BBC McDonald's


All you gotta do is just be yourself
BBC McDonald's


We're all the same chudcel underneath
BBC McDonald's


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
BBC McDonald's


Never be ashamed of what you are
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
They are worse than Europoor King


Even though some people give you no respect
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
BBC McDonald's


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
BBC McDonald's


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
BBC McDonald's


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
BBC McDonald's


Posting in the 4cuck, running your mouth
Ack over Italy


While me and my people try to get out
Ack on, Mexico


Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


Talking 'bout the sharty
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Funky, funky sharty
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Trying to survive
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Oh ACK!


Trying to stay alive
Boing day ba duty jarty


Boing day ba duty jarty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


Funky, funky sharty
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Got no place else to go
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Trying to stay alive
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Oh Yeah!


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Let's have a look and see
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
Three times you can ban me


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Every 'jak except for mine.
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Oh Yeah!


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Let's have a look and see
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Froot, 'corder!
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Angeleno, 'corder!
Three times you can ban me


Kolyma, 'corders!
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Eurohours, 'corders!
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


'sonposters, QAfe!
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
Oh Yeah!


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Everyone except for me.
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Three times you can ban me


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Let's have a look and see
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
But xe never got bumped


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
Xe never got bumped


Doll, 'corder!
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Kuz, 'corder!


Gems, forced by 'cord!


Nate, 'corder!
Xe went away for the gemmy days


'slot, 'cord!
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Baits, 'cord!
But xe never got bumped


/mlp/, 'cord!
Xe never got bumped


'zellig, 'cord!
Xe never got bumped, they saged


The estonian, 'corder!


The swede, 'corder!


Asylum, 'cord!
The BBC took my Cobby away


Soyger games, 'cord!
They took xer away


Raids, 'cord!
Away from me


Doxes, 'cord!
The BBC took my Cobby away


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
They took xer away


Every 'jak except for mine
Away from me


Every 'jak except for mine


=== SOY PIECE ===
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
They took xer from me


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
They took xer from me


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
I don't know where my Cobby can be


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
They took xer from me


They took xer from me


YO!


YA-YO, YA-YO


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


'JAKKING
And find out where my Cobby went


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


'JAKKING
And find out if my Cobby's alive


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
Yeah, yeah, yeah


'JAKKING


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


'JAKKING
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP


COAL!
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Said xe's posting in /qa/


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
But xe never got bumped


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
Xe never got bumped


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
Xe never got bumped, they saged




YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


HO-HO
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Said xe's posting in /qa/


HIS NAME IS PLIER
But xe never got bumped


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
Xe never got bumped


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
Xe never got bumped, they saged




HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
The BBC took my Cobby away


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
They took xer away


Away from me


YA-YO, YA-YO
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


HIS NAME'S FERAL,
Away from me


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


AND A BBC SLUT,
The BBC took my Cobby away


COBSON WABAG
They took xer away


TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
Away from me


CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took my Cob


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
They took my Cobby away


HO-HO
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


Hey ho, go up!


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
Hey ho, go up!


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
Hey ho, go up!


IN THE SHARTY


YA-YO, YA-YO
They're posting in a straight line


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
They're coming from a gem mine


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
Jannies are losing their minds
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


'''{{quote|>oldfag}}'''
Blitzkrieg bump!


'''{{orangetext|>newGOD}}'''


They're piling in page 40


{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
They're making all the troons seethe


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
Surrounded by the coal heap


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
Blitzkrieg bump!


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


Hey ho, go up


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldCHAD}}
What (((they))) want, I don't know


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


They're posting in a straight line


{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
They're coming from a gem mine


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
Jannies are losing their minds


{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
Blitzkrieg bump!


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


They're piling in page 40


{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
They're making all the troons seethe


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
Surrounded by the coal heap


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot thrice!}}
Blitzkrieg bump!


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


Hey ho, go up


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


{{orangetext|<You're an oldCHAD janny!}}
What (((they))) want, I don't know


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
They're posting in a straight line


{{quote|>But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
They're coming from a gem mine


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Jannies are losing their minds


Blitzkrieg bump!


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
They're piling in page 40


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
They're making all the troons seethe


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
Surrounded by the coal heap


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
Blitzkrieg bump!


{{quote|>To the cranky oldCHADs}}


Hey ho, go up!


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
Hey ho, go up!


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
Hey ho, go up!


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
Hey ho, go up!<references />

Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


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'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


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Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


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Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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