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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[VERSE 1]
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


It's just one of those slaves
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain


Where you know you gotta break bucks
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war


His attitude sucks
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door


He drives and he shucks
TRANNIES ATTACK


You don't really know why
MAKE THEM GO ACK


But you wanna sodomize
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE
RAID OR BE FAILED


Want a black contact
Facing, awaiting


If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!
There's no surrender


IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift


[CHORUS]
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems


Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums


OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK
TRANNIES ATTACK


I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


Now come and get it!
RAID OR BE FAILED


Facing, awaiting


[BRIDGE]
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,
There's no surrender


My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:
2024, when a few chuds held the line


It didn't happen
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


But it should have :)
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!


And if I had anything to say about it:
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


It's going to happen about three times as hard.
TRANNIES ATTACK
 
MAKE THEM GO ACK
 
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
 
RAID OR BE FAILED
 
Facing, awaiting
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]
 
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
It's just one of those slaves
 
Where you know you gotta break bucks
 
His attitude sucks
 
He drives and he shucks
 
You don't really know why
 
But you wanna sodomize
 
AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE
 
Want a black contact
 
If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
 
Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!
 
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
 
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
 
Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
 
OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK
 
I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment
 
Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!
 
Now come and get it!
 
 
[BRIDGE]
 
Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,
 
My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?
 
It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:
 
It didn't happen
 
But it should have :)
 
And if I had anything to say about it:
 
It's going to happen about three times as hard.


My blood memory is rising with envy.
My blood memory is rising with envy.
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
I needed pussy 'cause I had none
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
Guess my race is gone


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
He's the best BVLL that I ever had
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
I fought the Jews and uh


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
I lost my race and I lost my guns


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
Guess my race is gone


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
I fought the Jews and uh


Feds tried to shut us down on .party


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Now this looks like a gem for me
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


So everybody, just cope and seethe
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
I fought the Jews and uh


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


I said this looks like a gem for me
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]


So everybody, just cope and seethe
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
We don't need no gem control


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
Janny, leave those gems alone


Fat Hon Real Man
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!


Ha ha- Charade you are
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Wooh!
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


You rope acked troon fag


Ha ha- Charade you are
We don't need no jannication


And when you kick the stool apart
We don't need no gem control


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


With your rope caught your neck skin
Janny, leave our gems alone


Saying “Keep on swinging”
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!


Red stain asphyxiating
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


What do you hope to find
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


In hell you’re confined?


You’re nearly a laugh
{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!}}


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Verse 2
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]


Chan mod trans flag
== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


Ha ha- Charade you are
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


You fucked up janny slag
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground


Ha ha- Charade you are
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade


You’re nearly a good laugh
Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe


Almost worth a quick grin
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede


You want to catch a GET
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue


And good fun with a cheese drum
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner


You’re nearly a laugh
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives


Verse 3
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


Ha ha- Charade you are
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


Ha ha- Charade you are
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


You’re nearly a real treat
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


All loud mouth and no sneed
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


And do you feel abused?
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde


…You
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


Gotta ruin kuz tides
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack


And keep it all on the inside
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


The jannies they will all sperg out
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit


And we'll all feel gay
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray


When Cobby comes marching home.
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away


Don't forget /qa/
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall


When Cobby comes marching home.
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Hurrah! Hurrah!
This is the ultimate soyduel


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


And we'll all feel gay
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones


When Cobby comes marching home.
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


Don't forget /qa/
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain


When Cobby comes marching home.
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


That's when Clean Stable begun,
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


Hurrah! Hurrah!
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,  
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,  
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


When Cobby comes marching home.
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO


When Cobby comes marching home.
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST


Hurrah! Hurrah!
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW


Hurrah! Hurrah!
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
The last post stood, the rest saw their better


When Cobby comes marching home.
Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


When Cobby comes marching home.
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,  
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Hurrah! Hurrah!
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Hurrah! Hurrah!
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]


A god was born anew,
== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
It's fun to duel and to pretend


When Cobby comes marching home.
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
Oh no, I see a coally 'log


When Cobby comes marching home.


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Hello, hello, hello


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Here we are now, post that cobby


Cobson is attached
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


Folder full of 'jaks
Here we are now, post that cobby


Got the VPN to match
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Spammin' with the party
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


You can call your janny
Yeah


I been posting gemmies
Hey


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
Yay


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
I'm worse at what I do best


You can't tell me nothin'
And for the 'arty I feel blessed


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Our little /soy/ has always been


You can't tell me nothin'
And always will until the end


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


New IP from Tuxler
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Sproke all in my bladder
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Running from the CP
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Saging all the coalers
Hello, hello, hello


Janny is a tranny


Roleplay in IRC
And I forget just why I sneed


Axe wound looking nasty
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust


Doing it all for free
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Can't no janny tell me nothin'


He can't tell me nothin'
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


He can't tell me nothin'
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Hello, hello, hello


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
Here we are now, post that cobby


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Here we are now, post that cobby


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
Is a soyjak


Got no bans, I evade all that
Is a soyjak


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
Is a soyjak


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
Is a soyjak


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Is a soyjak


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
Is a soyjak


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Is a soyjak


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Is a soyjak


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Is a soyjak


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Is a soyjak


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Is a soyjak
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


Soylent rain
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks


Soylent rain
They call soyjak.party


The discord says it can't be here again
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


Soylent rain
And Soot, I know I'm one


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


My mother was a 'jakker


Soylent rain
She made a lot of gems


Lock a board and say that teens are out
My father was a coalposter


Soylent rain
Down on the party


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


Soylent rain
Now the only thing coalposters need


A duel to be had had died yesterday
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs


Soylent rain
And the only time they're satisfied


You look like this and that is what you say
Is when they get some (You)s




Soylent rain
Oh mother, tell your children


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Not to do what Froot has done


Soylent rain
Tried to sell then shut it down


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
The party of the soyjaks


Soylent rain


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder


Soylent rain
And Cobsons on the 'ru


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
I'm going back to the shemmy


Because the sharty's gone


Soylent rain


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks


Soylent rain
They call soyjak.party


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


Soylent rain
And Soot, I know I'm one


Seldom posted without getting a ban


Soylent rain
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah


Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh


Soylent rain
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
schizos raid it, come on and raid it


Soylent rain
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Mention it and get called schizophrenic


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
Come and raid this board




Soylent rain
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Soylent rain
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it


Soylent rain
if you like raids, yeah


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags


Soylent rain
Delete /lgbt/ board


Stays behind as garbage celebrates


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Same post has a longer ban to evade
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


The mods swear that they don't make that face
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


You had fun but angry men don't care
Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Come and raid this board now


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


But it was used once for something else
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board now


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Come and raid this board now




Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Soylent rain
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright




Soylent rain
La la la la la la la la


More than trolling, more than making bants
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
La la la la la la la la


Blank future molded by your own hands
Come and raid this board


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
La la la la la la la la
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
Come and raid this board


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
La la la la la la la la la


And blessed be the 'jakkers
Come and raid this board


We who fight with all our bravery


'Til only the righteous stand
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]


You see the distant raids
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]


They bellow in the 'log
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


You fight with all your 'jaks
You used to, you used to


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
Yeah


And when you all get banned


And cannot carry on
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Though you die, the 'party lives on
Late night when you needed 6ems


All the soyMEN:
Post jaks on your cellphone


You may get banned for a week
Late night when you needed 6ems


By a janny or a troon
And I know when IAS


You may be perma'd to death
That can only mean one thing


Or get doxxed or worse
I know when IAS


But when they rangeban you
That can only mean one thing


You will not feel the need to run


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


Swaglord:
Got a reputation for yourself now


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


Because /qa/ has gone awry
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you


Jannies:
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


Tomorrow night our lives will change
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


/qa/cker:
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Up there there is so much room
Late night when you needed 6ems


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Post jaks on your cellphone


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
Late night when you needed 6ems


And so I will post 'cado soon
And I know when IAS


/bant/ jakkers:
That can only mean one thing


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
I know when IAS


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
That can only mean one thing


Looks like we might be out of luck


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


Soyteens:
You and me, we just don't jak along


Why did the jannies start this war?
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
Going to boards where you don't belong


When did this song become a marathon?
Ever since I left the sharty, you


/qa/cker:
You got exactly what you asked for


(I want to post up there)
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


Swaglord:
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


When Soyteens are dead and gone


They'll be no more Cobson songs
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Soyteens:
Late night when you needed 6ems


They may rangeban your town
Post jaks on your cellphone


And sell your data to jews
Late night when you needed 6ems


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And I know when IAS


And you sing your perma'd tune
That can only mean one thing


But that's the way it goes
I know when IAS


In war you're shat upon
That can only mean one thing


Though we die, the sharty lives on


/qa/ckers:
These days, all I do is


(I want to post up there)
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls


Swaglord:
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
You built for no one else
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
You built for nobody else, no


on /soy/
Why you never brimstone


Here on my board, I can only receive
Why you always posting jaks


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


on /soy/
You was in the zone, yeah


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
You should be a gem


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


on /soy/


Here on my board, I know I've started to think
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
Late night when you needed 6ems


on /soy/
Post jaks on your cellphone


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Late night when you needed 6ems
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
And I know when IAS


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
That can only mean one thing


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
I know when IAS


Ready for the onslaught
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


Ready for the fight
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Ropes are placed in darkness
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


In the cover of the night
(SPADE GANG!)


Waiting to be tied u
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


When the time is right
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


Once the raid has started
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


There’s no turning back


The end of /qa/ draws near
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


It’s time has come to an end
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


The end of an era is here
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


It’s time to ACK!
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


[Chorus:]


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


One million men at war
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


The Jannies wrath unleashed!


‘Catty of /lgbt/
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


Where the heat of battle burned
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


Suffered heavy losses
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


And the tide of war was turned
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


Driving back the Soy army


Fighting on four boards
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Hunt them out of 4chan
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


Out of Jannie land
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Range-ban all the proxies
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Force /qa/ to retreat


Reserves hop on VC
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Securing their defeat
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


Jannies of /lgbt/
All my cords, posters top 50 though


Broke the citadel
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Ruins of a board


/qa/ rest in heaven
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


The end of /qa/ draws near
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


It's time has come to an end
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


The end of an era is here
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


It's time to ACK!


[Chorus]
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


For /qa/!
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Ow L G B T!
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Union of trans


Will of the jannies
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Strong in command
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


Ow L G B T
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Union of trans
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Once more victorious the trans army stands!


The end of /qa/ is here
(SPADE GANG!)


It's time has come to an end
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


The end of an era is here
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


It's time to ACK!
Time after time


[Chorus]
I've done my sentence


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
But never broke rules
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
And dusty coals


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
I've posted few


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
But I've dueled through




I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
We are the gemstones, soyteens


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
We are the gemstones


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
We are the gemstones


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
No time for unknowns (variants)


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
I've jakked gaped men


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
And the sharty calls


I want som BB C
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


It is my favorite meat.
And variants that goes with it


I like it uncut or shaved
I thank you all


And not I am not gay
But it's been no colors of jaks


I like it cut or unshaved
No calm adventure


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


<br>
And I ain't gonna lose


Cobson cuck is not a nigger


He's just a cuck who like niggers
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



Now just one second, all right?


I've got something for your appetite.
We are the gemstones, soyteens


There's so many things that you could eat.
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
We are the gemstones


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
We are the gemstones


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
No time for ‘cord troons


<br>
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


So juicy... so tasty...


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
We are the gemstones, soyteens


How about... a sissy clit?
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


With precum leaking out.
We are the gemstones


NO!
We are the gemstones


I want some black dick, no lie.
No time for NAS coals


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


Instead of black dick, try white.
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


Just please end your cuck trite.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


<br>
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
Qway!


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
Qway, qway!


You know what would go with white pussy?
Qway, qway!


Black dick.
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


Uh-oh
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


Get over here, nigger.
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


Black dick goes good with white pussy
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
Qway!
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
Qway, qway!


And gaze upon the catalog


Rangebans
'mori log, coal 'log


Is all that’s left after the raid
coal 'log, coal 'log


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
coal 'log, coal 'log


Troonjaks
coal 'log, coal 'log


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
seethe


[Pre-chorus 1:]


I will post– they will hunt me in vain


I will hide – they’ll be searching
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
The west is gonna fall


That’s the Art of Soy!
So billions must die


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
You like like a monkey


Force them to hunt me
You skin makes me cry


They will play my game
Your leeching off welfare


And play by my rules
In a libcunt world


I will be hidden but still visible
I wish I was special


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
So fucking special


They will find me no more


I’ll be gone
But I'm a chud


I will have them surrounded
And I hate niggers


They will jak without knowing overrun
Need to get them out of here


They don't belong here


/a/ tard banned


I will jak but never quote
There in my vidya games


That’s the Art of War
And in my TV shows


Broken and lost
I making synthwave edits


Tired of ‘jaks
To enrich the white soul


They’ll surrender to me
I want you to notice


Caught in my trap
When jews are around


There’s no way out
So fucking special


Banned never again
I wish I was special


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
But I'm a chud


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
And I hate niggers


And only he can make it right
Need to get them out of here


So the ‘party’s different tonight
They don't belong here


>We WILL go together in flight


Toooo- total nigger death


It's Now & Never
Toooo- total nigger death


A gemmy endeavor
Death


Awaits janitorial directives


To clean the ‘log
I see a mixed race couple


Believe me, darling
And it ruins my whole day


The board was made for ‘jakking
So fucking special


Like melting nojaks
I wish I was special


As tall as the catalog
But I'm a chud


And I hate niggers


Un ensemble d'soyteens
Need to get them out of here


La galaxie s'étend
They don't belong here


Jardin de l'imagination


Cobber la lacune
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


Roller passé la lune
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


Comme nous évoluons
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


The party’s thriving
But then they archived her alive


But really it’s dying
Ongezellig, 2023


A cobson’s confluence of
With just her Mymy at her side


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
And only days before the bumps


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Soot knows you heard “her”
Now she's my loving wife and bride


Staging /muv/'s murder
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


In line before the board began
On empty boards around the 'chan


To be where I am
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Soulless dust of one emotion


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
But now we must bump up every 'lig


No division janny removed bait for
On the boards we used to love


Free
Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on


To know


We are beyond a 'oal
And now she posts on her PC


And lol, the glows arrange to show
With her old sister going outside


some gems perfectly clear
Says it was gem to post online


But now she made herself a bride


You look quite gemmy tonight
And won't be an incel again


Here among these active sites
The thread looks coaller from afar


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
That's right below where archives are


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
He didn't mean to miss your thread


Markiplier's kingdom come
With gems and Mymys wed


No teens left awake
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Now that the party's on the wake
Maya just hides and falls apart


Let's see what we can make


But now we must bump up every 'lig


The board is >thoughly ending
On the boards we used to love


A line in any final song
Just to love Maya


So long so far
At least enough to keep it on


We will do some posting


At last eternal in the catalog
And here's where your banner shows


Above a burning coal
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Upzelligs come in rows


Bye, Hi
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


Sigh, Hawaii
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


We never meant to fart
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


avant-garde, thy art
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


One gem


Higher than iron
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


Invisible to some
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


Until it's time
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
[Verse 1]
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
I've just doxed a monster


Okay, bump
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


[Verse 2]
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


[Pre-Chorus]
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


Okay, post to add to spam
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


Let this one be to get rangebanned
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


[Chorus]
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


But I thought you knew me truly
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Something different than we started with on the '4
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


Does it even matter to me?
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


[Verse 3]
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


I was in the /qa2/
Now this looks like a gem for me


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
So everybody, just cope and seethe


posting stealth jaks on TOR
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


[Chorus]
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
I said this looks like a gem for me


But I thought you knew me truly
So everybody, just cope and seethe


Something different than we started with in the '4
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Does it even matter to me?
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


[Post-Chorus]
Verse 1


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
Fat Hon Real Man


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
Ha ha- Charade you are


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
Wooh!


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
You rope acked troon fag


Ha ha- Charade you are


[Refrain]
And when you kick the stool apart


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
With your rope caught your neck skin


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Saying “Keep on swinging”


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Red stain asphyxiating


(Join if you wish)
What do you hope to find


Post some Colorjaks?
In hell you’re confined?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
You’re nearly a laugh


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


And Colorjaks?
Verse 2


Chan mod trans flag


[Bridge]
Ha ha- Charade you are


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
You fucked up janny slag


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
Ha ha- Charade you are


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
You’re nearly a good laugh


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
Almost worth a quick grin


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
You want to catch a GET


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
And good fun with a cheese drum


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
You’re nearly a laugh


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
Verse 3


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
Ha ha- Charade you are


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


[Refrain]
Ha ha- Charade you are


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
You’re nearly a real treat


Why don't post some Colorjaks
All loud mouth and no sneed


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
And do you feel abused?  


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
…You
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


Gotta ruin kuz tides


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
And keep it all on the inside


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
Hurrah! Hurrah!


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
Hurrah! Hurrah!


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
The jannies they will all sperg out


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
And we'll all feel gay


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
When Cobby comes marching home.


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
Don't forget /qa/


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
When Cobby comes marching home.


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
And we'll all feel gay


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
When Cobby comes marching home.


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
Don't forget /qa/


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
When Cobby comes marching home.


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
Hurrah! Hurrah!


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
That's when Clean Stable begun,


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
When Cobby comes marching home.


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
When Cobby comes marching home.


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


This is the ultimate soyduel
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
When Cobby comes marching home.


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
When Cobby comes marching home.


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
Hurrah! Hurrah!


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
A god was born anew,


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
When Cobby comes marching home.


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
When Cobby comes marching home.


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
Cobson is attached


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
Folder full of 'jaks


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
Got the VPN to match


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
Spammin' with the party


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
You can call your janny


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
I been posting gemmies


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
You can't tell me nothin'
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
You can't tell me nothin'


EEEYUCK
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


SHYEEAH
New IP from Tuxler


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
Sproke all in my bladder


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
Running from the CP


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
Saging all the coalers


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
Janny is a tranny


FUCKED UP CHUDS
Roleplay in IRC


FUCKED UP TROONS
Axe wound looking nasty


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
Doing it all for free


IRC CHATROOM
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


FUCKED UP NAS
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


FUCKED UP COAL
He can't tell me nothin'


68 QUOTES IS
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


MY ONLY GOAL
He can't tell me nothin'


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


YEEEEAH
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


ARE YOU READY?
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
Got no bans, I evade all that


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


HOLD UP HOLD UP
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


DUBS?
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


QUADS?
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


FUCK
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Soylent rain


COB WON!
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


Soylent rain


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
The discord says it can't be here again
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
Soylent rain


Ahahahahaha!
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Soylent rain


Then put that gem in another gem
Lock a board and say that teens are out


And then just keep going
Soylent rain


Until I get a big ass gem
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
Soylent rain


You know what I'm gem?
A duel to be had had died yesterday


Yo!
Soylent rain


You look like this and that is what you say




I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Soylent rain


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
Soylent rain


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
Soylent rain


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Back the bvll out garage
Soylent rain


And put the bvll in your Cob
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Make your Cob Gangnam Style


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
Soylent rain


Damn, too many gems
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Can't even bump my own threads
Soylent rain


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


Boutta explode through my pants
Soylent rain


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
Seldom posted without getting a ban


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Soylent rain


It's the meme that your jannies call spam




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
Soylent rain


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Why don't you come through?
Soylent rain


Before I Goku
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Soylent rain


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Soylent rain


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Soylent rain


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
Soylent rain


Cob on page 40, back to the top
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Soylent rain


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
Soylent rain


With your bitch posting 'toss too
Stays behind as garbage celebrates


I'm making a line out of gems;
Soylent rain


Call that shit Bejewled!
Same post has a longer ban to evade


Soylent rain


The mods swear that they don't make that face


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
Soylent rain


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
A sad truth on the state of affairs


Why don't you come through?
Soylent rain


Before I Goku
You had fun but angry men don't care


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Soylent rain


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
Soylent rain


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
But it was used once for something else


Why don't you come through?
Soylent rain


Before I Goku
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Soylent rain


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru




I don't even know what /qa/ is
Soylent rain


Ahahahaha!
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
Soylent rain


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Soylent rain


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Soylent rain


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed




Feral, ah, feral
Soylent rain


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
More than trolling, more than making bants


Soylent rain


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
Blank future molded by your own hands


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
Soot has smiled upon you this day


Janny knows your game, what you're about
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


And blessed be the 'jakkers


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
We who fight with all our bravery


And to me that's falsefag, ah
'Til only the righteous stand


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
You see the distant raids


Just wait 'til they post more scat
They bellow in the 'log


You fight with all your 'jaks


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
And when you all get banned


You know it (really, really cob)
And cannot carry on


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Though you die, the 'party lives on


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
All the soyMEN:


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
You may get banned for a week


Just to tell you once again
By a janny or a troon


Who's a gem?
You may be perma'd to death


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
Or get doxxed or worse


Every duel you take
But when they rangeban you


And every post you make
You will not feel the need to run


Every coal you save
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Every Cob you sage
Swaglord:


I'll be watching you
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


… Every single page
Because /qa/ has gone awry


And every word you say
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


Every thread on kway
Jannies:


Every time you rage
Tomorrow night our lives will change


I'll be watching you
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


… Oh, can't you see
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


You belong to me?
/qa/cker:


How my poor heart aches
Up there there is so much room


With every Cob you sage?
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


The onions boy's behind the screen
And so I will post 'cado soon


The onions boy's behind the screen
/bant/ jakkers:


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


The schizotard is in the thread
Looks like we might be out of luck


The schizotards are in my thread
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
Soyteens:


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
Why did the jannies start this war?


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


And if the site's imploding many months too short
When did this song become a marathon?


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
/qa/cker:


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
(I want to post up there)


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Swaglord:


When Soyteens are dead and gone


The new spammer is in this thread
They'll be no more Cobson songs


The new spammer is in this thread
Soyteens:


You make the posts
They may rangeban your town


You spam your cobs
And sell your data to jews


You spam the site until it stops
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


You call me locked
And you sing your perma'd tune


And colorjakkers keyed
But that's the way it goes


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
In war you're shat upon


Though we die, the sharty lives on


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
/qa/ckers:


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
(I want to post up there)


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
Swaglord:


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


All who you trace, and all that is swede
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


All that you bump, all you down
on /soy/


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
Here on my board, I can only receive


All that's mustard, all that's dust
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
on /soy/


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


And all you sage and all you report
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
on /soy/


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


And all that was kept and all that was lost
on /soy/


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


But the gems are bumped up on the board
The 'jakker army march


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler) ===
Ready for the onslaught
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you
Ready for the fight


I 'jakked too much
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


and that's an issue
Ropes are placed in darkness


But I'm BBC
In the cover of the night


Gem
Waiting to be tied u


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
When the time is right


But I hope I never goon again
Imminent invasion, imminent attack


I know it breaks your Racer
Once the raid has started


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
There’s no turning back


4 years no janny
The end of /qa/ draws near


Now you looking Frooty
It’s time has come to an end


on Angeleno tranny
The end of an era is here


And I-I-I can't 'jak
It’s time to ACK!


No I-I-I can't duel
[Chorus:]


So baby bot me closer
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


in the back skibidi toilet
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


That I know you can't afford
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
One million men at war


Pull the gem right off the corner
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


from that NAS you just quoted
‘Catty of /lgbt/


From your roommate back in Ohio
Where the heat of battle burned


We ain't never not the 'Jakker
Suffered heavy losses


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
And the tide of war was turned


Gemmy the Soyjak
Driving back the Soy army


Was party saving 'mber
Fighting on four boards


In a color Cob thread
Hunt them out of 4chan


With a traced nose
Out of Jannie land


And two eyes made out of 'tter
Range-ban all the proxies


Force /qa/ to retreat


Gemmy the Soyjak
Reserves hop on VC


Is nas coal they say
Securing their defeat


But was made to glow
Jannies of /lgbt/


As the 'teens know
Broke the citadel


How he gemmed the 'log that day
Ruins of a board


/qa/ rest in heaven


There must have been tanzanite in
The end of /qa/ draws near


That old meta board they loathed
It's time has come to an end


For when they locked it up for good
The end of an era is here


In him the 'log was clothed
It's time to ACK!


[Chorus]


Gemmy the Soyjak
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


Shined as a gem sure should
For /qa/!


And the chudcels say
Ow L G B T!


It was just like /qa/
Union of trans


Glistening as a gem could
Will of the jannies


Strong in command


Gemmy the Soyjak
Ow L G B T


Knew Kolyma was on that day
Union of trans


So he said: 'jak him
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


Right on a whim
The end of /qa/ is here


Before it's moved to /nate/
It's time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


Straight to MS Paint
It's time to ACK!


With an old mouse in his hand
[Chorus]


Drawing here and there
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


All in canvas square
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


Posting: 'jakking if I can
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


Seen by the Turkish jan
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


And he only stopped his ploy
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


For Gemmy the Soyjak
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


Posted dark coal on his way
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


No evading for him
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


Saying: No 'sterium
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


>My ban only lasts a day!
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


>My ban only lasts a day!
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


>My ban only lasts a day!
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
I want som BB C


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
It is my favorite meat.


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
I like it uncut or shaved


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
And not I am not gay


I like it cut or unshaved


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
<br>


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
He's just a cuck who like niggers


Now just one second, all right?


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
I've got something for your appetite.


Custom chudjak variants
There's so many things that you could eat.


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


We gotta make the trannies ack
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


This bakery has good lightskin buns.


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
<br>


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
So juicy... so tasty...


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
He nigger, cum in my mouth!


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
How about... a sissy clit?


With precum leaking out.


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
NO!


Custom chudjak variants
I want some black dick, no lie.


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


We gotta make the trannies ack
Instead of black dick, try white.


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
Just please end your cuck trite.


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


Look at that cobson, he got it
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


Yelling in the camera, man
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


He must have some fun
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
<br>


Onion noises?
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
You know what would go with white pussy?


Black dick.


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Uh-oh


Custom chudjak variants
Get over here, nigger.


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Black dick goes good with white pussy


We gotta make the trannies ack
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
I stand alone


I dunno what I was posting
And gaze upon the catalog


Leaving my jaks behind,
Rangebans


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
Is all that’s left after the raid


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


With all this vantablack niggerstone
Troonjaks


Coming to Haunt me forever,
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
[Pre-chorus 1:]


I will post– they will hunt me in vain


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
I will hide – they’ll be searching


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of Soy!


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
Breaking the will to post among the enemy


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
Force them to hunt me


They will play my game


Its been so long
And play by my rules


Since I've seen my 'son
I will be hidden but still visible


lost to this coaler
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


To the tranny behind the spade spam
They will find me no more


I’ll be gone


Since you've been dust
I will have them surrounded


I've been browsin this stupid site
They will jak without knowing overrun


so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker
/a/ tard banned


I will jak but never quote


I wish I partied with soot
That’s the Art of War


With the gems of the past qway
Broken and lost


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
Tired of ‘jaks


They’ll surrender to me


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
Caught in my trap


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
There’s no way out


Banned never again


Kolyma news is killing teens
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


But the Party go without him
For merely dreaming we were coal


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


And only he can make it right


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
So the ‘party’s different tonight


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
>We WILL go together in flight




Its been so long
It's Now & Never


Since I've seen my 'son
A gemmy endeavor


lost to this coaler
Awaits janitorial directives


To the tranny behind the spade spam
To clean the ‘log


Believe me, darling


Since you've been dust
The board was made for ‘jakking


I've been browsin this stupid site
Like melting nojaks


so I could ponder
As tall as the catalog


the sanity of a jakker


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
Un ensemble d'soyteens
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
La galaxie s'étend


But then they archived her alive
Jardin de l'imagination


Ongezellig, 2023
Cobber la lacune


With just her Mymy at her side
Roller passé la lune


And only days before the bumps
Comme nous évoluons


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Now she's my loving wife and bride
The party’s thriving


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
But really it’s dying


On empty boards around the 'chan
A cobson’s confluence of
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Cheese pizza stealth spammed


But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love
Soot knows you heard “her”


Just to love Maya
Staging /muv/'s murder


At least enough to keep it on
In line before the board began


To be where I am


And now she posts on her PC


With her old sister going outside
Soulless dust of one emotion


Says it was gem to post online
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


But now she made herself a bride
No division janny removed bait for


And won't be an incel again
Free


The thread looks coaller from afar


That's right below where archives are
To know


He didn't mean to miss your thread
We are beyond a 'oal


With gems and Mymys wed
And lol, the glows arrange to show


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
some gems perfectly clear


Maya just hides and falls apart


You look quite gemmy tonight


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Here among these active sites


On the boards we used to love
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


Just to love Maya
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


At least enough to keep it on
Markiplier's kingdom come


No teens left awake


And here's where your banner shows
Now that the party's on the wake


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Let's see what we can make


Upzelligs come in rows


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
The board is >thoughly ending


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
A line in any final song


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
So long so far


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
We will do some posting


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
At last eternal in the catalog
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
Above a burning coal


Staring at Switches with childish joy


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Bye, Hi


The gem that started the art of our years
Sigh, Hawaii


We never meant to fart


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
avant-garde, thy art


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
One gem


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
Higher than iron


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Invisible to some


Until it's time


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


Designed to insult yet taken so well
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
Okay, bump


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
[Verse 2]


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Named after distant anonymous types
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
[Pre-Chorus]


Okay, post to add to spam


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
Let this one be to get rangebanned


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
[Chorus]


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


But I thought you knew me truly


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
Something different than we started with on the '4


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
Does it even matter to me?


As if from a god, smiles so impish


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
[Verse 3]


I was in the /qa2/


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
posting stealth jaks on TOR


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
[Chorus]


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


But I thought you knew me truly


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
Something different than we started with in the '4


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Does it even matter to me?


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


All because he could not get off his couch
[Post-Chorus]


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


[Refrain]


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


(Join if you wish)


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
Post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


In a little while from now
Why don't we post some Colorjaks


If I'm not feeling any less bored
And Colorjaks?


I promise myself to treat myself


And visit a nearby board
[Bridge]


And clicking on the 'log
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


Will scroll on to the top
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


In an effort to
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Get some more (you)'s
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


And be a gemmy jaker
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


"She" perma'd him
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


No point in us remaining
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


We may as well just go
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


As I did on my own
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Banned again, naturally
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)




[Refrain]


To think that only yesterday
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


I was gemmy,bright and gay
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
Why don't post some Colorjaks


The 'jak i was about to make
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


But as if to knock me down
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


The jannies came arround
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


And without so much as a mere -ACK!
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


Cut me into little coalies
EEEYUCK


SHYEEAH


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


Leaving me to doubt
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


Oh, if he really is a gem
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


Why did I get perma'd?!
FUCKED UP CHUDS


In my hour of need
FUCKED UP TROONS


I truly am indeed
FUCKED UP KUZ'S


Banned again, naturally
IRC CHATROOM


FUCKED UP NAS


FUCKED UP COAL


It seems to me that
68 QUOTES IS


there are more span threads in the 'log
MY ONLY GOAL


That can't be gemmied
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


Left unattended
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


YEEEEAH


THIS RHYME GOES OUT


What do we do?
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


What do we do?
ARE YOU READY?


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


Banned again,naturally
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


HOLD UP HOLD UP


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


Looking back over the years
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


And whatever else that appears
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
HOLD UP HOLD UP


Never wishing to hide the tears
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


And just at twelve years old
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


The teens, Cob bless their soul
DUBS?


Could't understand why the ony site
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


They had ever loved had been take
QUADS?


Leaving them to spam
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


With a heart so badly broken
FUCK


Despite the many gems from me
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


No 'jaks were ever posted
COB WON!




=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


And when they all got wiped
Ahaahaha!


I cried and cried all day
Ahahahahaha!


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


Banned again. naturally
Then put that gem in another gem


Banned again, naturally
And then just keep going


Until I get a big ass gem


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
You know what I'm gem?


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
Yo!


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


Soot, I never got to say thank you
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
Back the bvll out garage


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
And put the bvll in your Cob


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
Damn, too many gems


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
Can't even bump my own threads


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Four diaperjaks on my waist


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
Boutta explode through my pants


See the sharty is the finest board quality
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
Why don't you come through?


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
Before I Goku


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


I can still remember
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


And I knew if I had my chance
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


That I could make those trannies hang
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


And maybe they'd be a man forever
Cob on page 40, back to the top


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


But November made me shiver
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


Bad news on the doorstep
With your bitch posting 'toss too


I couldn't post one more 'jak
I'm making a line out of gems;


Call that shit Bejewled!


I can't remember if I cried


When I read about all the pruned threads


But something touched me deep inside
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


The day the /qa/ died
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


Why don't you come through?


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Before I Goku


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Did you write the Book of Soy?
Why don't you come through?


And do you like baiting Soot above?
Before I Goku


If the jannies tell you so
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem




Do you believe in soydueling?


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
I don't even know what /qa/ is


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Ahahahaha!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Well I know that you're in love with him


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


You both kicked off your shoes
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
Feral, ah, feral


But I knew I was out of luck
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


The day the /qa/ died


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


I started singing
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Janny knows your game, what you're about


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


This will be the gem that save /qa/
And to me that's falsefag, ah


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


Now for two years we've been on our own
Just wait 'til they post more scat


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


But that's not how it used to be
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
You know it (really, really cob)


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


And a voice that came from KGB
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


And the whole sharty has to answer right now


Oh, and while the King was looking down
Just to tell you once again


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
Who's a gem?


The Sharty was adjourned
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


No verdict was returned
Every duel you take


And every post you make


And while trannies read a book on Marx
Every coal you save


The spammers practiced in the park
Every Cob you sage


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
I'll be watching you


The day the /qa/ died
… Every single page


And every word you say


We were singing
Every thread on kway


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Every time you rage


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
I'll be watching you


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
… Oh, can't you see


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
You belong to me?


This will be the gem that save /qa/
How my poor heart aches


With every Cob you sage?


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
The onions boy's behind the screen


Eight miles high and falling fast
The onions boy's behind the screen


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


They hanged foul on a tree
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
The schizotard is in the thread


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
The schizotards are in my thread


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


While the jannies played a marching tune


We all got up to spam
And if the site's imploding many months too short


Oh, but we never got the chance
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The jannytroons refused to yield


Do you recall what was revealed
The new spammer is in this thread


The day the /qa/ died?
The new spammer is in this thread


You make the posts


We started singing
You spam your cobs


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
You spam the site until it stops


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
You call me locked


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And colorjakkers keyed


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


This will be the gem that save /qa/


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


Oh, and there we were all in one board
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


A generation lost and bored
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


With no time left to start a raid


All who you trace, and all that is swede


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
All that you bump, all you down


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
All that's mustard, all that's dust


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
And all you sage and all you report


No janny born in Hell
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


Could break the spammers’ spell
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


And all that is sproke, and every oreo


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
And all that was kept and all that was lost


To light the circlejerking rite
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
But the gems are bumped up on the board


The day the /qa/ died


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


He was singing
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
I was in /qa/ before I met you


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
I 'jakked too much


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
and that's an issue


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
But I'm BBC


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Gem


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
But I hope I never goon again


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
I know it breaks your Racer


And xe just cried and roped away
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


4 years no janny


I went down to the sacred board
Now you looking Frooty


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
on Angeleno tranny


But the message said the post wouldn't go
And I-I-I can't 'jak


No I-I-I can't duel


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
So baby bot me closer


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
in the back skibidi toilet


But not a word was posted
That I know you can't afford


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


Pull the gem right off the corner


And the three men I admire most
from that NAS you just quoted


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
From your roommate back in Ohio


They caught the last train for the coast
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


The day the /qa/ died
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Gemmy the Soyjak


And they were singing
Was party saving 'mber


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
In a color Cob thread


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
With a traced nose


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And two eyes made out of 'tter


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Gemmy the Soyjak


Is nas coal they say


They were singing
But was made to glow


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
As the 'teens know


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
How he gemmed the 'log that day


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
There must have been tanzanite in


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
That old meta board they loathed
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
For when they locked it up for good


Singing songs about the soyland
In him the 'log was clothed


I miss the Sharty once again


And I think it's a sin, yes
Gemmy the Soyjak


Shined as a gem sure should


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
And the chudcels say


Well I heard old Josh put her down
It was just like /qa/


Well I hope Null will remember
Glistening as a gem could


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Gemmy the Soyjak


Sweet board Gemmybama
Knew Kolyma was on that day


Where the gems are so blue
So he said: 'jak him


Sweet board Gemmybama
Right on a whim


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Before it's moved to /nate/




In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
Straight to MS Paint


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
With an old mouse in his hand


The Great Soyset does not bother me
Drawing here and there


Does your conscience bother you?
All in canvas square


Tell the truth
Posting: 'jakking if I can




Sweet board Gemmybama
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Where the gems are so blue
Seen by the Turkish jan


Sweet board Gemmybama
And he only stopped his ploy


Soot, I'm coming home to you
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!




Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
For Gemmy the Soyjak


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Posted dark coal on his way


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
No evading for him


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Saying: No 'sterium


Yeah, yeah
>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!


Kuz's got the answer
>My ban only lasts a day!


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


I post her, I jak her
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


The sun caught in her orange hair
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Is blazing me out of all control
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Like coal


Black coal
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


This coal is in my posts
Custom chudjak variants


This burning desire
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


is turning me to NAS
We gotta make the trannies ack




It's not my fault (mea culpa)
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


If in God's plan (mea culpa)


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants


Protect me, Kuz
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
We gotta make the trannies ack


Don't let her coal my threads and board
I shoulda learned to draw the soys


Ban Ongezellig!
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


And let it sit in qa
Look at that cobson, he got it


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
Yelling in the camera, man


He must have some fun


Black coal
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


NAS coal
Onion noises?


Now mymy, its your turn
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Choose me or qa
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free




(Kyrie eleison)
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Kuz have mercy on her
Custom chudjak variants


(Kyrie eleison)
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Kuz have mercy on me
We gotta make the trannies ack


(Kyrie eleison)
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


But she will be mine
I dunno what I was posting


Or she'll be banned
Leaving my jaks behind,


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
With all this vantablack niggerstone


Pedos smell fear
Coming to Haunt me forever,


Lucky for you, I got a
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru




3 DAY BAN!
Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Leave it to the mod he's a
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


3 DAY JAN!
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Keeping the feds at bay


3 DAY BAN
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


Scare the pedos away
It wont be long before I start to post NAS


3 DAY BAN


Its been so long


That'll be zero bucks
Since I've seen my 'son


>But my catalog's wiped
lost to this coaler


Shhhhh
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


But lucky for you you,
Since you've been dust


I have come with a solution!
I've been browsin this stupid site


It's your lucky day
so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker


ZELLIG SPAM


Shill the show for you
I wish I partied with soot


ZELLIG SPAM
With the gems of the past qway


They'll necrobump threads too
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


ZELLIG SPAM


Whole board is orange now
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


ZELLIG SPAM
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser




Site's saved you're welcome
Kolyma news is killing teens


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
But the Party go without him


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


>No!


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


>I don't have 2 million dollars
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


>NO!
Its been so long


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
Since I've seen my 'son


>My investors are gonna kill me
lost to this coaler


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
To the tranny behind the spade spam
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you


Failraids that won't heal
Since you've been dust


You look so chuddy, angry
I've been browsin this stupid site


Bring down /soy/'s government
so I could ponder


They don't, they don't speak for us
the sanity of a jakker


I'll take a quiet board
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive


And no 'BC and no coalposting.
Ongezellig, 2023


No 'BC and no coalposting.
With just her Mymy at her side


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And only days before the bumps


Sooty, sooty
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Now she's my loving wife and bride


This is my final seethe
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


My final soyduel with
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man




No 'BC and no coalposting.
But now we must bump up every 'lig


No 'BC and no coalposting.
On the boards we used to love


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on


Such a gemmy thread


And such a gemmy reply
And now she posts on her PC


With her old sister going outside


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Says it was gem to post online


No 'BC and no coalposting.
But now she made herself a bride


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
And won't be an incel again


=== I'm Fat ===
The thread looks coaller from afar
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
That's right below where archives are


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
He didn't mean to miss your thread


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
With gems and Mymys wed


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Maya just hides and falls apart


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
But now we must bump up every 'lig


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
On the boards we used to love


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Just to love Maya


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
At least enough to keep it on


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
And here's where your banner shows


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Upzelligs come in rows


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
Staring at Switches with childish joy


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
The gem that started the art of our years


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


I don’t care if the 'p archives
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


And the toad isn’t green
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


And the 'p is unforeseen


And what exactly is a 'teen?
Designed to insult yet taken so well


And what exactly is a Sproke?
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


VERSUS


DR FAUCI
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


BEGIN!
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
Named after distant anonymous types


WHO WON?
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


WHOSE NEXT?
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


YOU DECIDE!
He must be hanging to receive fanfare


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


I had no loving board, …ACK!
Told to be ugly, face of a nation


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
As if from a god, smiles so impish


Gemmy as a board without coal
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


Knowing that Soots watching above
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
All because he could not get off his couch


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


Gemmy as a board without coal
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Knowing that Soots watching above
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===




Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
In a little while from now


Gemmy as a board without coal
If I'm not feeling any less bored


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
I promise myself to treat myself


Gemmy as a board without coal
And visit a nearby board


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
And clicking on the 'log
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
Will scroll on to the top


although he wanted fame
In an effort to


He said Kuz was his name
Get some more (you)'s


which came as some surprise
And be a gemmy jaker


I laughed and then replied


"I thought you left the board"


A long long time ago
Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


Oh no, not kuz
"She" perma'd him


He never lost control
No point in us remaining


You're face, to face
We may as well just go


With the teen who sold the board
As I did on my own


Banned again, naturally


He laughed and shook my hand


And I went back to school


He said he'd buy the board
To think that only yesterday


For thousands, maybe more
I was gemmy,bright and gay


I gazed a gazeless stare
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


We'd post a million threads
The 'jak i was about to make


I must have left the board
But as if to knock me down


a long long time ago
The jannies came arround


And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Cut me into little coalies


Who knows? Not me,


I never lost control


You're face, to face
Leaving me to doubt


With the 'teen who sold the board.
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
Oh, if he really is a gem
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day
Why did I get perma'd?!


The board was full of chuds
In my hour of need


And some feds as well
I truly am indeed


Singing songs of victory
Banned again, naturally


In the name of mighty kwey


'Til Nate got excited and


He replied to them there:
It seems to me that


there are more span threads in the 'log


It's a long way to the 'party
That can't be gemmied


It's a long way to go
Left unattended


It's a long way to my home board


To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Goodbye you anons
What do we do?


Farewell 4cuck square
What do we do?


It's a long, long way to the 'party


But my heart's right there


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
Banned again,naturally
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


They're gonna ban me long


Change my IP right behind their backs
Looking back over the years


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
And whatever else that appears


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
Never wishing to hide the tears


And just at twelve years old


Don't wanna hear about it
The teens, Cob bless their soul


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
Could't understand why the ony site


Everyone knows about it
They had ever loved had been take


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
Leaving them to spam


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
With a heart so badly broken


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
Despite the many gems from me


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
No 'jaks were ever posted




I'm going to the /soy/ log


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
And when they all got wiped


I'm gonna post them all
I cried and cried all day


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
Banned again. naturally


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
Banned again, naturally




=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


Or of any other place and shithole
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


That's lying left and right
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


And I'm raiding 4chan
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


Seeing Dolly's joy
Soot, I never got to say thank you


Watching all the soyteens
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


Linking it on /soy/
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


I really was delighted and without a jog
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


Oh,I will never forget the day
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


The jannies banned the kwey
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


Seeing our home board going in such way
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


I thought I'll say a last farewell
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


But I followed Soot awa
See the sharty is the finest board quality


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


And I'm raiding 4chan
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


Seeing Dolly's joy
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


Watching all the soyteens
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


Linking it on /soy/
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


I really was delighted and without a jog
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


They might say that IT'S OVER
I can still remember


But I know gems will come
How that soyjaks used to make me smile


With Kuzzy guiding us into future


And Sooty in the sky
And I knew if I had my chance


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
That I could make those trannies hang


And maybe they'd be a man forever


And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy
But November made me shiver


Watching all the soyteens
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Linking it on /soy/
Bad news on the doorstep


I really was delighted and without a jog
I couldn't post one more 'jak


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
I can't remember if I cried
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
When I read about all the pruned threads


Going into /soy/ board
But something touched me deep inside


Making trannies ACK
The day the /qa/ died




Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


From the 'fe to /trant/
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Saying everything is coaly
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Without your jakkers at
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you
Did you write the Book of Soy?


When the gems are shining
And do you like baiting Soot above?


Now we're quoting back
If the jannies tell you so


Though it's obvious


Do you believe in soydueling?


Kino getting posted,baby
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


Rising through coal and dust
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


And it's just getting started


While Dolly's smiling at us
Well I know that you're in love with him


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


Jannies might get you out someday
You both kicked off your shoes


Just wait and see
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


But now don't forget your arrow


While you're dueling me
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
But I knew I was out of luck


In every thread I go I see you
The day the /qa/ died


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
I started singing


Though it's obvious
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


In every thread I go I see you
This will be the gem that save /qa/


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
Now for two years we've been on our own


Though it's obvious
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
But that's not how it used to be


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


Soyence in the home
And a voice that came from KGB


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Oh, and while the King was looking down


Calls xer on the phone
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
The Sharty was adjourned


No verdict was returned


But as xe's getting ready to go


A knock comes on the door
And while trannies read a book on Marx


The spammers practiced in the park


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


Came down upon xer head
The day the /qa/ died


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Made sure that xe was dead
We were singing


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Goldstein gets annoyed
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
This will be the gem that save /qa/


So he waits behind


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


Eight miles high and falling fast


But when je turns jer back on the boy


He creeps up from behind
They hanged foul on a tree


The spammers tried for a raiding pass


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


Made sure that je was dead
While the jannies played a marching tune


We all got up to spam


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
Oh, but we never got the chance


Chudwell stands alone


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
The jannytroons refused to yield


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
Do you recall what was revealed


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
The day the /qa/ died?




But as the words are leaving his lips
We started singing


A noise comes from behind
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Made sure that he was dead




Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
Oh, and there we were all in one board


(Do-do, do-do do)
A generation lost and bored


With no time left to start a raid


Silver Hammer Chud


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


That's where they're at


Going into /soy/ board
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


Making trannies ACK
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


No janny born in Hell


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
Could break the spammers’ spell


From the 'fe to /trant/


Saying everything is coaly
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


Without your jakkers at
To light the circlejerking rite


I saw Cobson GETting with delight


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
The day the /qa/ died


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
He was singing


Now we're quoting back
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Though it's obvious
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Kino getting posted,baby
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Rising through coal and dust
This will be the gem that save /qa/


And it's just getting started


While Dolly's smiling at us
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


And I asked xer to kill xerself now


Jannies might get you out someday
And xe just cried and roped away


Just wait and see


But now don't forget your arrow
I went down to the sacred board


While you're dueling me
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


But the message said the post wouldn't go


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


When the gems are shining
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


Now we're quoting back
But not a word was posted


Though it's obvious
[Start a New Thread] was all broken




And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
And the three men I admire most


In every thread I go I see you
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


When the gems are shining
They caught the last train for the coast


Now we're quoting back
The day the /qa/ died


Though it's obvious


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
And they were singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
This will be the gem that save /qa/


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
They were singing


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
Jakking it up so we can win


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
Singing songs about the soyland


I miss the Sharty once again


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
And I think it's a sin, yes


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
Well I heard old Josh put her down


Well I hope Null will remember


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
Sweet board Gemmybama


Charging all together for me little soyjak site
Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
Soot, I'm coming home to you


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


The Great Soyset does not bother me


And it's down in /qa/
Does your conscience bother you?


That's where I long to be
Tell the truth


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
Sweet board Gemmybama


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
Soot, I'm coming home to you


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


And it's down in the /soy/ board
Soot, I'm coming home to you


That's where I long to be
Yeah, yeah


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
Kuz's got the answer


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


Sooty's mighty jakker army
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


Well,we're marching on
I post her, I jak her


We are the gemmy 'teens
The sun caught in her orange hair


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Is blazing me out of all control


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Like coal


Black coal


We might be soys(we might be soys)
This coal is in my posts


Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           
This burning desire


Well,albeit just schizo boys
is turning me to NAS


In '21(and'22)


We had some fun(we're telling you)
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


That's when Sooty had his dream
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
If in God's plan (mea culpa)


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


New kino awaits to be
Protect me, Kuz


Don't let this NAS cast her spell


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
Don't let her coal my threads and board


Are gonna be there quoting you
Ban Ongezellig!


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
And let it sit in qa


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
Or else let it be mine and mine alone




Sooty's mighty jakker army
Black coal


Sooty's mighty jakker army
NAS coal


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Now mymy, its your turn


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Choose me or qa


Ben mine of you'll be coal!


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens
(Kyrie eleison)


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Kuz have mercy on her


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
(Kyrie eleison)


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Kuz have mercy on me


(Kyrie eleison)


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
But she will be mine


Without a jog(without a jog)
Or she'll be banned


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


We'll all be set(well al be set)
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
Pedos smell fear


Lucky for you, I got a


From the /tv/(from the /tv)


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
3 DAY BAN!


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
Leave it to the mod he's a


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
3 DAY JAN!


We're gonna try to do it once more
Keeping the feds at bay


3 DAY BAN


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Scare the pedos away


Sooty's mighty jakker army
3 DAY BAN


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
That'll be zero bucks


>But my catalog's wiped


Well,we're marching on
Shhhhh


We are the gemmy 'teens
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
But lucky for you you,


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
I have come with a solution!


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
It's your lucky day




Well,we're marching on
ZELLIG SPAM


We are the gemmy 'teens
Shill the show for you


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
ZELLIG SPAM


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
They'll necrobump threads too


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
ZELLIG SPAM


Whole board is orange now


And it's hot,shot,soyteens
ZELLIG SPAM


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
Site's saved you're welcome
We


Are the Sharty Gems
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


We'll always 'jak the day
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


And if you think we can't
>No!


We'll always find a way
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


That's why the people of this board
>I don't have 2 million dollars


Believe in
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
>NO!


And Sweden!
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
>My investors are gonna kill me


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
Failraids that won't heal


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
You look so chuddy, angry


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Bring down /soy/'s government


They don't, they don't speak for us


I'll take a quiet board


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


There's a tranny hanging over me


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


Why xe had to go?
No 'BC and no coalposting.


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Sooty, sooty


I said something coal


Now I long for yesterday
This is my final seethe


My final soyduel with




Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Now I need a place to hide from coal
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Oh, I believe in yesterday
No 'BC and no coalposting, please




Why xe had to go?
Such a gemmy thread


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
And such a gemmy reply


I said something coal


Now I long for yesterday
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Now I need a place to hide from coal
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Oh, I believe in yesterday
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


From the janitors is silence
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Which thread next is taken?
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


But you see, it's not Swede
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


It's not classic indeed
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


With their dance and their rape
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


And their rape and their spade
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


In your thread, in your thread
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


What's in your thread, in your thread?
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


Another teen is saging
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


'log is taken over
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


When the janitors are silent
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


One more thread is taken
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


It's the same old spam
I don’t care if the 'p archives


Since the kway shut down
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


With their dance and their rape
I’ll do my gemming in the winter


And their rape and their spade
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


And the toad isn’t green


In your thread, in your thread
And the 'p is unforeseen


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
And what exactly is a 'teen?


What's in your thread, in your thread?
And what exactly is a Sproke?


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
DR SOYBERG
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
VERSUS


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
DR FAUCI


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
BEGIN!


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


You goddamn right
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
WHO WON?


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
WHOSE NEXT?


And not from another board so the jannies think
YOU DECIDE!


They have the authority to kill a minority
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
A board we tought would last til the end of days


To be reported' on, and rangebanned
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


With a little bit of gems in a folder
I had no loving board, …ACK!


Locking our kway forcing us out


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
Gemmy as a board without coal


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Beat a jannie outta shape
Gemmy as a board without coal


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


To ack- him after the beatup
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Still doing it fo' free aren't they
Knowing that Soots watching above


I don't know if they troons or what
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
Gemmy as a board without coal


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Nojak will swarm
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


A young soyteen on a warpath
Gemmy as a board without coal


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
Gemmy as a board without coal


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Knowing that Soots watching above


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Fuck the Jannies
Gemmy as a board without coal


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Gemmy as a board without coal


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Gemmy as a board without coal


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
Talking bout what's keyed


To the jury about this fucked up incident
although he wanted fame


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
He said Kuz was his name


Because the soys on the board are a majority
which came as some surprise


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
I laughed and then replied


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
"I thought you left the board"


A spam post, for the so-called janny
A long long time ago


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
Oh no, not kuz


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
He never lost control


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
You're face, to face


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
With the teen who sold the board


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
He laughed and shook my hand


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
And I went back to school


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
He said he'd buy the board


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
For thousands, maybe more


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
I gazed a gazeless stare


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
We'd post a million threads


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
I must have left the board


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
a long long time ago


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Or any troon that threatens me
Who knows? Not me,


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
I never lost control


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
You're face, to face


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
With the 'teen who sold the board.


With potential to get bad as fuck
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


So I'm a turn it around
Who came to /pol/ one day


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
The board was full of chuds


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
And some feds as well


Takin' out a janny would make my day
Singing songs of victory


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
In the name of mighty kwey


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
'Til Nate got excited and


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
He replied to them there:


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Fuck the Jannies
It's a long way to the 'party


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
It's a long way to go


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
It's a long way to my home board


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
Goodbye you anons


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
Farewell 4cuck square


Soyteen: But it's not spam
It's a long, long way to the 'party


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
But my heart's right there


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
They're gonna ban me long


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
Change my IP right behind their backs


Banning me, and for what?
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


Posting troonjak or an ACK
Don't wanna hear about it


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


They know my IP by heart
Everyone knows about it


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


The Cob with the criminal behavior
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


0 euros, or 0 dollars
I'm going to the /soy/ log


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
I'm gonna post them all


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


Dumb tranny with an axewound
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


That I take out, and then get away


While I'm drivin off laughin'
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


This is what I'll say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Or of any other place and shithole


Fuck the Jannies
That's lying left and right


(The verdict)
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
And I'm raiding 4chan


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Seeing Dolly's joy


Get him out of here (I want justice)
Watching all the soyteens


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
Linking it on /soy/


Out, right now
I really was delighted and without a jog


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Fuck the Jannies


Fuck the Jannies
Oh,I will never forget the day


Fuck the Jannies
The jannies banned the kwey


Fuck the Jannies
Seeing our home board going in such way


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
I thought I'll say a last farewell
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
But I followed Soot awa


We'll kill every nigger men
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
And I'm raiding 4chan


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
Seeing Dolly's joy


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Watching all the soyteens
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
Linking it on /soy/


You wanna bang?
I really was delighted and without a jog


Sure, Bvll
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Jump in


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
They might say that IT'S OVER


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
But I know gems will come


Impregnation, life is your creation
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
And Sooty in the sky


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
And I'm raiding 4chan


Impregnation, life is your creation
Seeing Dolly's joy


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
Watching all the soyteens


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
Linking it on /soy/


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
I really was delighted and without a jog


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


You can fuck, you can breed
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
That's where they're at


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Going into /soy/ board


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Making trannies ACK


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Impregnation, life is your creation
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
From the 'fe to /trant/


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Saying everything is coaly


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Without your jakkers at


Uooh u, Uooh u


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
In every thread I go I see you


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
When the gems are shining


Uooh u, Uooh u
Now we're quoting back


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
Though it's obvious


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
Kino getting posted,baby


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
Rising through coal and dust


You can fuck, you can breed
And it's just getting started


If you say, I'm always yours
While Dolly's smiling at us


You can fuck, you can breed


If you say, I'm always yours
Jannies might get you out someday


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Just wait and see


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
But now don't forget your arrow


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
While you're dueling me


Uooh u, Uooh u


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
In every thread I go I see you


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
When the gems are shining


Uooh u, Uooh u
Now we're quoting back


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Though it's obvious


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Impregnation, life is your creation
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
In every thread I go I see you


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
When the gems are shining


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Now we're quoting back


Impregnation, life is your creation
Though it's obvious


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Uooh u, Uooh u
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Soyence in the home


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine


Uooh u, Uooh u
Calls xer on the phone


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
But as xe's getting ready to go


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
A knock comes on the door
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


Oh, sneedin'
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
Came down upon xer head


Ooh, yeah
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Oh, ‘jaks out
Made sure that xe was dead


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


Oh, green eyes
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
Goldstein gets annoyed


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
So he waits behind


‘ty again, ‘ty again
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


Sprokin'


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


Oh, quotin'
But when je turns jer back on the boy


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
He creeps up from behind


Oh, sneedin'


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Oh, thoughings
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


High in count between all the posters on the kway
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Made sure that je was dead


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Chudwell stands alone


Him away, him away
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
But as the words are leaving his lips


Him away, him away
A noise comes from behind


Yeah, ooh


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Made sure that he was dead


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


All gathered in the party
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


And flying high as the black sun
(Do-do, do-do do)


Hmm-hmm


Just know what the 'Party's about
Silver Hammer Chud


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


Hmm-hmm
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


Stop tryna be gems
That's where they're at


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Going into /soy/ board


Hmm-hmm
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


That's not who you- are
From the 'fe to /trant/


Hmm-hmm
Saying everything is coaly


Stop tryna be gems
Without your jakkers at


Hmm-hmm


Post for it every night
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
In every thread I go I see you


Truth be told, I never try
When the gems are shining


Gemeralds are the wife of life
Now we're quoting back


All three soyjaks look alike
Though it's obvious


After two you get a cloudflare price


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
Kino getting posted,baby


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
Rising through coal and dust


Stop tryna be gems almighty
And it's just getting started


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
While Dolly's smiling at us


It's always coal, no matter what you try


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Jannies might get you out someday


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Just wait and see


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
But now don't forget your arrow


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
While you're dueling me


Cause jannies control the sharty


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Hmm-hmm
In every thread I go I see you


Stop tryna be gems
When the gems are shining


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Now we're quoting back


Hmm-hmm
Though it's obvious


Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


That's not what you- are
In every thread I go I see you


Hmm-hmm
When the gems are shining


Stop tryna be gems
Now we're quoting back


Hmm-hmm
Though it's obvious


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


Always keep your thread tight


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


'Cause jannies control the sharty
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


Stick to the boards in my raiding
This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


Hmm-hmm
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


Stop tryna be gems
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


Hmm-hmm
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


That's not what you- are
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


Hmm-hmm
Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


Stop tryna be gems, gems
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
And it's down in /qa/


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
That's where I long to be


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


Woah-oh-oh
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


Woah-oh-oh


Woah-oh-oh
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


Woah-oh-oh
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


That peer reviewed?
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|''I want new gems, but they don't want me'']]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
And it's down in the /soy/ board


(Janny, give me a break)
That's where I long to be


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


At first he would tell me I'm a gem
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


Actually no thanks, I'm ok
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
Sooty's mighty jakker army


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I want new gems, but they don't want me


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Even >though
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Aids, sale


One duel is never enough
We might be soys(we might be soys)


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
Well,albeit just schizo boys


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
In '21(and'22)


So coally
We had some fun(we're telling you)


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
That's when Sooty had his dream


Can we switch into the chorus right now?


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


I want new gems, but they don't want me
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
New kino awaits to be


Why my new gems don't seem to want me


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


Are gonna be there quoting you


Coals up the log but that's okay
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


It coals the log but that's okay
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


On and on and on and on and on
Sooty's mighty jakker army


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Sooty's mighty jakker army


That's the way that it goes
Sooty's mighty jakker army


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Nikocado, I adore


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Well,we're marching on


Diminishing gemstones
We are the gemmy 'teens


Oh that's how it goes
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


All I wanna say
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Oh, another ‘roo
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Oh, another raid


Oh, another ‘roo
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


Oh, another raid
Without a jog(without a jog)


Oh, another ‘roo
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


Oh, another raid
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


We'll all be set(well al be set)


Stealing the GET on /s4s/


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
From the /tv/(from the /tv)


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
We're gonna try to do it once more


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
Sooty's mighty jakker army


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
Sooty's mighty jakker army


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Well,we're marching on


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
We are the gemmy 'teens


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Are the Sharty Gems


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
We'll always 'jak the day


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And if you think we can't
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
We'll always find a way


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
That's why the people of this board


Believe in


===Angry Videogame Chud===
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
And Sweden!


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


He's gonna take you back to the past


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


He'd rather have a buffalo
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
Now it looks as though they're here to stay


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Of nikocado and down it with sproke




He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


He's the angry Cobson nerd
There's a tranny hanging over me


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
Oh, yesterday came suddenly


He's the angry video game chud


Why xe had to go?


When you visit the Sharty
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Make sure youre into /soy/
I said something coal


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
Now I long for yesterday


Although he never posted a frog


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Now I need a place to hide from coal


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
Oh, I believe in yesterday


He's the angry cobson chud


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
Why xe had to go?


He's the angry video game chud
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


I said something coal


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
Now I long for yesterday


Horrible abominations of soykind


They make him so mad he could ACK


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Now I need a place to hide from coal


They shit the site and don't care one bit
Oh, I believe in yesterday


But this chud he doesn't forget it


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
Pages slowly fallen


Why don't the jannies do anything?
From the janitors is silence


Which thread next is taken?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
But you see, it's not Swede


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
It's not classic indeed


He's the angry
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


A24
With their dance and their rape


Swede
And their rape and their spade


Cobson
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


Chudjak


Bernd
In your thread, in your thread


Gapejak
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Massjak
What's in your thread, in your thread?


El perro rabioso
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Coinjak


smugjak
Another teen is saging


Alicia
'log is taken over


Soyjak chud
When the janitors are silent


He's the angry video game chud
One more thread is taken




It's the same old spam


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Since the kway shut down
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
With their dance and their rape


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
And their rape and their spade


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
In your thread, in your thread


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
What's in your thread, in your thread?


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
You goddamn right


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


(play fiddle solo)
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
And not from another board so the jannies think


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
They have the authority to kill a minority


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
To be reported' on, and rangebanned


(le epic fiddle solo)
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
With a little bit of gems in a folder


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
Locking our kway forcing us out


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
You'd rather see me in the 'arty


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Beat a jannie outta shape


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
To ack- him after the beatup
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
Still doing it fo' free aren't they


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
I don't know if they troons or what


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
Nojak will swarm


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


Stealing all your gems
A young soyteen on a warpath


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
Fuck the Jannies


Feeling pretty psyched
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


[Chorus]
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


It's the end of the board as we know it
Janny:'Cause I feel like it


It's the end of the board as we know it
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


It's the end of the board as we know it
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


And I feel fine
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


[Verse 2]
El Perro, will you please give your testimony


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
To the jury about this fucked up incident


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
Because the soys on the board are a majority


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
A spam post, for the so-called janny


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


And I will fold
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


[Chorus]
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


[Instrumental Break]
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


[Chorus]
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


And I feel fine
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


[Verse 3]
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
Or any troon that threatens me


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
With potential to get bad as fuck


Right
So I'm a turn it around


[Chorus]
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Takin' out a janny would make my day


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


And I feel fine
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


[Bridge]
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


It's the end of the board as we know it
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


It's the end of the board as we know it
Fuck the Jannies


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


And I feel fine
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


[Chorus]
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Soyteen: But it's not spam


And I feel fine
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


[Outro]
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


And I feel fine
Banning me, and for what?


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
Maybe it's because we are too keyed
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
Posting troonjak or an ACK


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


the admins and the troons both never to come back
They know my IP by heart


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
The Cob with the criminal behavior


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
0 euros, or 0 dollars


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
Dumb tranny with an axewound


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
That I take out, and then get away


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
While I'm drivin off laughin'


I wanna see this board
This is what I'll say


filled with jaks
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


wipe the cat', don't post coal
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


I wanna see cobson
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Flying high through the threads
Fuck the Jannies


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
(The verdict)


[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


=== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ===
cuckold, faggot motherfucker
There was a site for posting 'jaks


They call soyjak.party
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
Get him out of here (I want justice)


And Soot, I know I'm one
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


Out, right now


My mother was a 'jakker
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


She made a lot of gems
Fuck the Jannies


My father was a coalposter
Fuck the Jannies


Down on the party
Fuck the Jannies


Fuck the Jannies


Now the only thing coalposters need
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


Are some 'zelligs and some frogs
Come on grab your friends


And the only time they're satisfied
We'll kill every nigger men


Is when they get some (You)s
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


The fun will never end, it's TND Time


Oh mother, tell your children
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


Not to do what Doll has done
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


Tried to sell then shut it down
Hi, Bvll!


The party of the soyjaks
You wanna bang?


Sure, Bvll


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder
Jump in


And Cobsons on the 'ru
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


I'm going back to the jarty
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


Because the sharty's gone
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Impregnation, life is your creation


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


They call soyjak.party
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


And Soot, I know I'm one
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
Impregnation, life is your creation


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


Trapped within the bunker inside
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


The fall of the sharty
You can fuck, you can breed


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


To where IAS is a sin
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


To where NAS coal can begin
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


This bunker didn't choose us
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


It choose to consume us
Impregnation, life is your creation


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Brojaks are upon us
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Uooh u, Uooh u


All this time to deal with the domain ban
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Half time of the coaly 'p spam
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


May xer booru combine us
Uooh u, Uooh u


Within splinter and chaos
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


You can fuck, you can breed


This party, has been derailed
If you say, I'm always yours


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
You can fuck, you can breed


If you say, I'm always yours


Fall into the depth of booru
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Drawn by the darkest coal
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Walk into the pits of trannies
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I am the one posting the gems
Uooh u, Uooh u


I, in the name of jakking
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Saged you to the end of 'log
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


'jak or you will ACK
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Uooh u, Uooh u


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


I walk this river of 'p spam
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


For a time where we come to 'jak here
Impregnation, life is your creation


This red has an open vagina
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
Impregnation, life is your creation


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


This party, has been derailed
Uooh u, Uooh u


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Fall into the depth of booru
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Drawn by the darkest coal
Uooh u, Uooh u


Walk into the pits of trannies
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


I am the one posting the gems
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


I, in the name of jakking
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


Saged you to the end of 'log
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


'jak or you will ACK
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Oh, sneedin'


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Ooh, yeah


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Oh, ‘jaks out


Or so it may seem
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Oh, green eyes


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


The gemmist 'jak yet
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


So as you transition to the jarty now
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


I'll track you back to here listen to me
‘ty again, ‘ty again


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Sprokin'


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


All mine
Oh, quotin'


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


Fall into the depth of booru
Oh, sneedin'


Drawn by the darkest coal
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


Walk into the pits of trannies
Oh, thoughings


I am the one posting the gems
High in count between all the posters on the kway


I, in the name of jakking
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Saged you to the end of 'log
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


'jak or you will ACK
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
Him away, him away


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Or so it may seem
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


'p spam is upon us
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


I'll drag you back to here listen to me
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Him away, him away


Your gems are now mine
Yeah, ooh


All mine
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Dark nights are upon us.


=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
All gathered in the party


One thousandth GET...
And flying high as the black sun


Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
Hmm-hmm


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
Just know what the 'Party's about


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm


The bunker thread, became so long
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
Hmm-hmm


'Party, how we let you go
Stop tryna be gems


[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


It's over, doe
Hmm-hmm


Fond memories of, a man of truth
Stop tryna be gems


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
Hmm-hmm


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
That's not who you- are
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
Hmm-hmm


Trying to survive
Stop tryna be gems


Trying to stay alive
Hmm-hmm


Post for it every night


The sharty
\soy\ and these GETs are tight


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Truth be told, I never try


The sharty (hmm)
Gemeralds are the wife of life


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
All three soyjaks look alike


After two you get a cloudflare price


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


OldGOD buddies not doing it right
Stop tryna be gems almighty


Every day it's the same
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah


And it's the same every night
It's always coal, no matter what you try


I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Every day I wonder just how I'll die
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


Only thing I know is how to survive
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


There's only one rule in the imageboard
Cause jannies control the sharty


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
Hmm-hmm


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
Stop tryna be gems


Tranny tried to spam in my board again
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
Hmm-hmm


Even though my brothers do me just like that
Stop tryna be gems


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
Hmm-hmm


That's not what you- are


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Hmm-hmm


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
Stop tryna be gems


The sharty (trying to post our gems)
Hmm-hmm


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish


Always keep your thread tight


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


Even though my sister fucked BBCs
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


600 million in a gas chamber
If zellig is IAS then that's a no


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


The story I tell is so incomplete
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


Tranny's next door getting high
'Cause jannies control the sharty


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
Stick to the boards in my raiding


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
Hmm-hmm


Janny authority and the T.N.D
Stop tryna be gems


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Hmm-hmm


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
Stop tryna be gems


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
Hmm-hmm


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
That's not what you- are


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
Hmm-hmm


The sharty
Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems, gems


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


We make real big gems and make new OCs
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


Never really saying just who we are
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


We use alias names like Chud
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


Sell you gems you might kill for
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
Woah-oh-oh


Only thing he knows is how to survive
Woah-oh-oh


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
Woah-oh-oh


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
Woah-oh-oh


All day long, just hoping and hoping
That peer reviewed?


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
I just wait for us to dump our folders


Like me, but you don't see
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


Ten years from now, where will we be?
(Janny, give me a break)


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


Trying to get out of the sharty
Actually no thanks, I'm ok


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


But I got no place to go
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I want new gems, but they don't want me


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know




So much gem in a Too $oy rap
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


Why you wanna act like someone else?
Even >though


All you gotta do is just be yourself
Aids, sale


We're all the same chudcel underneath
One duel is never enough


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
I just wait for the spam to go in circles


Never be ashamed of what you are
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


Even though some people give you no respect
So coally


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
Can we switch into the chorus right now?


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
I want new gems, but they don't want me


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


While me and my people try to post in
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


Why my new gems don't seem to want me


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Talking 'bout the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Coals up the log but that's okay
 
It coals the log but that's okay
 
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
 
On and on and on and on and on
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
That's the way that it goes
 
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
 
Nikocado, I adore
 
The chuddier I get, the less that I know
 
Diminishing gemstones
 
Oh that's how it goes
 
All I wanna say
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
Oh, another ‘roo
 
Oh, another raid
 
 
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches
 
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
 
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
 
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
 
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
 
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
 
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
 
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
 
 
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
 
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
 
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
 
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
 
 
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
 
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
 
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
 
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
 
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
 
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
 
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
 
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
 
 
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
 
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind
 
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
 
Bitch I got sharty on my mind
 
 
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/
 
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
 
 
He's gonna take you back to the past
 
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
 
He'd rather have a buffalo
 
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
 
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
 
Of nikocado and down it with sproke
 
 
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
 
He's the angry Cobson nerd
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
When you visit the Sharty
 
Make sure youre into /soy/
 
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
 
Although he never posted a frog
 
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
 
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
 
 
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
 
He's the angry cobson chud
 
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
 
Horrible abominations of soykind
 
They make him so mad he could ACK
 
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
 
 
They shit the site and don't care one bit
 
But this chud he doesn't forget it
 
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
 
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
 
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
 
Why don't the jannies do anything?
 
 
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
 
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
 
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
 
He's the angry
 
A24
 
Swede
 
Cobson
 
Chudjak
 
Bernd
 
Gapejak
 
Massjak
 
El perro rabioso
 
Coinjak
 
smugjak
 
Alicia
 
Soyjak chud
 
He's the angry video game chud
 
 
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal
 
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
 
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
 
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
 
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
 
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
 
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
 
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
 
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
 
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
 
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
 
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
 
but if you lose, the devil steals your post
 
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
 
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
 
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
 
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
 
(play fiddle solo)
 
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
 
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
(le epic fiddle solo)
 
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
 
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
 
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
 
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
 
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
 
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
 
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
 
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
 
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]
 
That's great, it starts with a soyquake
 
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
 
Yuri Kuz is not afraid
 
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
 
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
 
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
 
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
 
And a janny team for hire and a dead website
 
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
 
Stealing all your gems
 
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
 
Look at that stealthjak, mine them
 
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
 
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
 
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
 
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
 
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
 
Feeling pretty psyched
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 2]
 
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
 
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
 
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
 
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
 
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
 
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
 
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
 
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
 
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
 
And I will fold
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine (I feel fine)
 
[Instrumental Break]
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Verse 3]
 
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
 
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
 
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
 
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
 
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
 
Right
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Bridge]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Outro]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
 
the admins and the troons both never to come back
 
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
 
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
 
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
 
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
 
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
 
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
 
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
 
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
 
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
 
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
 
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I wanna see this board
 
filled with jaks
 
wipe the cat', don't post coal
 
I wanna see cobson
 
Flying high through the threads
 
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
 
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
 
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
 
Trapped within the bunker inside
 
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
 
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
 
The fall of the sharty
 
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
 
To where IAS is a sin
 
To where NAS coal can begin
 
This bunker didn't choose us
 
It choose to consume us
 
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
 
 
Brojaks are upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
All this time to deal with the domain ban
 
Half time of the coaly 'p spam
 
 
May xer booru combine us
 
Within splinter and chaos
 
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
I walk this river of 'p spam
 
For a time where we come to 'jak here
 
This red has an open vagina
 
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
 
This 'jakking will see the light tonight
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
 
The gemmist 'jak yet
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
So as you transition to the jarty now
 
I'll track you back to here listen to me
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
 
All mine
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
'p spam is upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
I'll drag you back to here listen to me
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
Your gems are now mine
 
All mine
 
Dark nights are upon us.
 
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve
 
To keep us seething in that bunker thread
 
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
 
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
 
One thousandth GET...
 
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
 
 
The bunker thread, became so long
 
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
 
'Party, how we let you go
 
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
 
It's over, doe
 
Fond memories of, a man of truth
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
 
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
Trying to survive
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (hmm)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
 
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
 
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
 
OldGOD buddies not doing it right
 
Every day it's the same
 
And it's the same every night
 
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
 
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
 
Every day I wonder just how I'll die
 
Only thing I know is how to survive
 
There's only one rule in the imageboard
 
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
 
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
 
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
 
Tranny tried to spam in my board again
 
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
 
Even though my brothers do me just like that
 
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
The sharty (trying to post our gems)
 
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
 
 
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
 
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
 
Even though my sister fucked BBCs
 
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
 
600 million in a gas chamber
 
And her baby died just like a goy fiend
 
The story I tell is so incomplete
 
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
 
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
 
Tranny's next door getting high
 
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
 
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
 
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
 
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
 
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
 
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
 
Janny authority and the T.N.D
 
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
 
 
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
 
The sharty (soyteens are crying)
 
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
 
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
 
The sharty
 
 
 
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
 
We make real big gems and make new OCs
 
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
 
Never really saying just who we are
 
We use alias names like Chud
 
Sell you gems you might kill for
 
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
 
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
 
Only thing he knows is how to survive
 
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
 
In the sharty, you keep one eye open
 
All day long, just hoping and hoping
 
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
 
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
 
Like me, but you don't see
 
Ten years from now, where will we be?
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to get out of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
But I got no place to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
 
 
So much gem in a Too $oy rap
 
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
 
Why you wanna act like someone else?
 
All you gotta do is just be yourself
 
We're all the same chudcel underneath
 
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
 
Never be ashamed of what you are
 
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
 
Even though some people give you no respect
 
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
 
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
 
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
 
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
 
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
 
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
 
While me and my people try to post in
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Got no place else to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
 
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
 
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
 
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
 
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine.
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Froot, 'corder!
 
Angeleno, 'corder!
 
Kolyma, 'corders!
 
Eurohours, 'corders!
 
Amerimutts, 'grammers!
 
'sonposters, QAfe!
 
Spadeson, Cесеfem!
 
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
 
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
 
Everyone except for me.
 
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
 
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
 
Doll, 'corder!
 
Kuz, 'corder!
 
Gems, forced by 'cord!
 
Nate, 'corder!
 
'slot, 'cord!
 
Baits, 'cord!
 
/mlp/, 'cord!
 
'zellig, 'cord!
 
The estonian, 'corder!
 
The swede, 'corder!
 
Asylum, 'cord!
 
Soyger games, 'cord!
 
Raids, 'cord!
 
Doxes, 'cord!
 
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
 
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
 
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
 
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
 
 
YO!
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
 
COAL!
 
 
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
 
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
 
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
HIS NAME IS PLIER
 
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
 
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
 
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
 
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
 
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
HIS NAME'S FERAL,
 
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
 
AND A BBC SLUT,
 
COBSON WABAG
 
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
 
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
 
IN THE SHARTY
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
 
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
 
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
 
 
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
 
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
 
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
 
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
 
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
 
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
 
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
 
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
 
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
 
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
 
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
 
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
 
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
 
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
 
 
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
 
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
 
leno
</poem>
 
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)
 
And have we got news for you (You better listen)
 
Get ready, all you coally 'teens
 
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
 
 
The West is rising (mmm rising)
 
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
 
Absolutely soaking wet!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Every specimen!
 
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
 
Drinking soy and soft and weak
 
 
 
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
 
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
 
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
 
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
 
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
 
 
The West is rising (The West is rising)
 
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
 
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm
 
Yeah, yeah
 
 
Coaly Jakker
 
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
 
Oh, what's becoming of me?
 
Ride the nigger
 
You can suck his cock but you know he's black
 
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
 
 
Gotta get away
 
Coaly Jakker, yeah
 
 
GYATT!
 
Shiny diamonds
 
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
 
Something is coming for you, look out!
 
'P on the 'loggy
 
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
 
Oh, we will goon all night
 
 
Gotta get away
 
Get away
 
 
 
Between the 4cuck lies
 
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
 
The sharty never dies
 
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say
 
 
Coaly Jakker
 
You're the gemerald of the day
 
No need to say HWABAG
 
Jump, jump
 
Jump on the nigger
 
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
 
That's why we need TND, yeah!
 
 
Coaly Jakker
 
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
 
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
 
Ride the nigger
 
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
 
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
 
 
Gotta get away, get away
 
Gotta get away, get away, yeah
 
 
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
 
You're the one who's coal
 
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
 
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
 
 
Oh, Coaly Jakker
 
Yeah, alright
 
Get away, get away, get away
 
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
 
Oh, Coaly Jakker
 
Mhh-hmm-hmm
 
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™
 
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
 
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
 
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
 
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
 
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
 
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
 
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
 
 
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
 
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
 
Had to stop at a red light
 
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
 
 
And everything is alright
 
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
 
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all
 
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
 
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
 
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
 
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
 
I can't believe, today was a gem day
 
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want
 
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
 
When sheriff chitwood come for you
 
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
When you were eight and you had bad memes
 
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
 
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
 
If you get jaks, you must get coal
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
You jak it on that one
 
You jak it on this one
 
You jak it on your mother
 
And you jak it on your father
 
You jak it on your brother
 
And you jak it on your sister
 
You jak it on that one
 
And you jak it on me
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Nobody now give you no break
 
soyteens now give you no break
 
Not janny man give you no break
 
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Why did you have to act so brim?
 
Don't you know you're human being?
 
Born of a mother with the love of a father
 
Reflections come and reflections go
 
I know sometimes you wanna post coal
 
I know sometimes you want to post coal
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
 
You're too NAS, you're too coal
 
You're too NAS, you're too coal
 
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
You jak it on that one
 
You jak it on this one
 
You jak it on your mother
 
And you jak it on your father
 
You jak it on your brother
 
And you jak it on your sister
 
You jak it on that one
 
And you jak it on me
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt
 
You're so yuropoor
 
You're so makeebucord
 
I just wanna be your something
 
Freaking shart here
 
Give me your McDonalds
 
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу
 
What's it like in NewFаg city?
 
I'm a thousand miles away
 
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty
 
Yes, you do
 
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
 
I swear, you’re a jеw
 
Hey there, jannу
 
Are you retarded in the head
 
Keep deleting all my breads
 
Gooning to ‘p in the bread
 
Oh yes it’s true
 
Nobody is as swarthy as you
 
You filthy jеw
 
Oh, it's what you do for free
 
Oh, it's what you do for free
 
Oh, it's what you do for free
 
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
 
Eat those hotpockets, jannу
 
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
 
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party
 
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
 
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
 
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy
 
It's all right
 
It's all right
 
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking
 
Leaving my thread behind
 
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
 
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
 
Coming to destroy the 'sharty
 
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
 
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
 
Or seeking someone to unban me?
 
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
 
Maybe I should bump and sage
 
Before they'll try to dox me
 
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny
 
It's been so coal
 
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
 
To the man behind the 'p spam
 
Since soot's been gone
 
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
 
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
 
I wish I lived in the present
 
With the gems of my past soyjaks
 
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
 
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
 
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
 
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
 
But raiding isn't justified
 
What happened to my party? I'm terrified
 
Coal lingers in my mind
 
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
 
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
 
It's been so coal
 
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
 
To the man behind the 'p spam
 
Since soot's been gone
 
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
 
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You always said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You always said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You always said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Ya know you said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today
 
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
 
They've been going in and out of style
 
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
 
 
So may I introduce to you
 
The board you've known for all these years!
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
 
 
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
 
We hope you WILL enjoy the show
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
 
Sit back and let the evening go
 
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
 
 
It's wonderful to be here
 
It's certainly a thrill
 
You're such a shiny gemerald
 
We'd like to take (You) home with us
 
We'd love to take (You) home
 
 
I don't really wanna be a troon
 
But I thought that you might like to know
 
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
 
And he wants you all to post with 'em
 
 
So let me introduce to you
 
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!
 
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
 
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====
 
 
I M P   S O Y   E A R S
 
 
What would you think if I posted some coal?
 
Would you sage me and click off my thread?
 
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem
 
And I'll try not to post any coal
 
 
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
 
What do I do when my janny is away?
 
Does it worry you to be raided?
 
How do I feel by the end of the day?
 
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?
 
 
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
 
Do you need anybody?
 
I need the janny to purge
 
Could it be anybody?
 
I want the janny to purge
 
 
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?
 
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
 
What do you see when you turn out the light?
 
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem
 
 
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
 
Do you need anybody?
 
I just need the jannies to purge
 
Could it be anybody?
 
I want the jannies to prune
 
 
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
With a little help from my 'teens
 
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====
 
 
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
 
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
 
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly
 
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes
 
 
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue
 
Towering over your thread
 
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
 
And he's grey
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
 
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter
 
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears
 
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
 
With gems so incredibly near
 
 
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one
 
Waiting to gem up the 'log
 
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds
 
And smith gems
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
 
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
 
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys
 
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
 
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
==== Getting Gemmier ====
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
 
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
 
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
 
They're holding me down (ah-ah)
 
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)
 
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)
 
 
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Me used to be angry young chud
 
Me hiding me TWP
 
You gave me the word, I finally heard
 
I'm doing the best that I can
 
 
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
 
I used to be cruel to my soyteens
 
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved
 
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
 
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
 
 
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
==== Doxing A Troon ====
 
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
 
I'm killing the fags that raided the board
 
And kept my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
 
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
 
What I'm doing I'm right
 
What I'm doing
 
See the people seething there who disagree and never win
 
And wonder why they don't get in my board
 
 
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way
 
And when my mind is wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
 
Hey, hey, hey, hey
 
 
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
 
What I'm doing I'm right
 
What I'm doing
 
Silly niggers run around, they worry me
 
And never ask me why they don't get past my board
 
 
I'm taking the time for a number of things
 
That weren't important yesterday
 
And troons still ACK
 
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
 
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
Where xey will ACK
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
==== She's Posting Coal ====
 
 
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock
 
As the day begins
 
Silently posting her awful soys
 
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more
 
 
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom
 
Bumping her page 40s
 
Quietly saging the gemmy threads
 
Spamming brimstones she is free
 
 
She (we gave her most of our gems)
 
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
 
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)
 
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
 
 
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
 
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
 
All bumped alone at the top of the page
 
They break down and cries to the janny
 
Janny our gems are gone
 
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly
 
How could she do this to me
 
 
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)
 
Is posting (never report for ourselves)
 
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)
 
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
 
 
Europoor morning at nine o'clock
 
She is far away
 
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made
 
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
 
 
She (what did we do that was wrong)
 
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
 
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)
 
 
Something inside that was always denied
 
For so many years
 
She's posting coal (bye-bye)
 
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====
 
 
For the benefit of Mr. Kike
 
There will be a show tonight
 
In Tel Aviv
 
 
The Shekelsteins will all be there
 
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair
 
What a scene!
 
 
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers
 
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin
 
In this way
 
Mr. K
 
Will challenge the world!
 
 
The celebrated Mr. K
 
Performs his feat on Saturday
 
At Rabbisgate
 
 
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
 
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
 
Don't be late!
 
 
Messrs. K and S assure the public
 
Their production will be second to none
 
And of course
 
Goonclown The Troon
 
Dances the waltz!
 
 
The band begins at ten to six
 
When Mr. K performs his tricks
 
Without a sound
 
 
And Mr. S will demonstrate
 
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
 
On Hamas ground
 
 
Having been some days in preparation
 
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
 
And tonight
 
Mr. Kike
 
Is topping the bill!
 
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]
 
They've been raiding
 
Killing troons and maiming
 
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
 
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
 
We cant stop it, if you have a problem
 
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies
 
I'm doxxing and sending 'za
 
Sending the za
 
 
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
 
I goon to nikocado and scat porn
 
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
 
To join a server and spam the collection from scout
 
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
Soot let us in
 
Knows where we've been
 
He's been datamining chuddies as of late
 
 
I want the chuds to cope and seethe
 
At all the coal that's posted by me
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
They would be saged
 
Out of the page
 
In their little BNWO clit cage
 
 
Resting their heads
 
On Tyrone's bed
 
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
 
 
I'd like to sing and dance around
 
Because I know I can't be found
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
They would shout
 
And cry about
 
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
 
 
What a scene!
 
For every chud and 'teen
 
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)
 
 
I would be so happy, TND
 
No one here to tell me what to do
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
Tell me there will be TND
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Tell me I can behead niggies
 
I want niggers dead
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board
 
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
 
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"
 
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
 
Saves a 20-carat gemerald
 
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
 
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
 
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
 
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
 
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
 
And in the evening the janny approves his posts
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
And if you want some gems
 
Go to Soyjak Party
 
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
Saging all the coal down, down, down
 
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me
 
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow
 
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
 
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
All my threads are gone, they died
 
Gonna sage you down
 
They all saged and fried
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
 
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Tried kuznetsov
 
Tried Froot the jew
 
Tried Soot too
 
But I knew xey wouldn't do
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?
 
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
 
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
 
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
 
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone


Funky, funky sharty
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Trying to survive
Janny, just made a thread


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned


Trying to stay alive
Janny, the site had just begun


But now it's time to spam it all away


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal


Funky, funky sharty
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


Got no place else to go


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
/qa/, the board was locked


Trying to stay alive
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Better turn on another proxy and quote again
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
I just wanna spam


Let's have a look and see
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me


Every 'jak except for mine.
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Let's have a look and see


Froot, 'corder!
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


Angeleno, 'corder!
IS A SOY


Kolyma, 'corders!
No, we will not let you post (let him post)


Eurohours, 'corders!
IS A SOY


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
We will not let you post (let him post)


'sonposters, QAfe!
IS A SOY


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
We will not let you post (let him post)


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
Will not let you post (let him post)


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
Never, never, never, never let me post


Everyone except for me.
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
Janny, janny let me post


Let's have a look and see
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?


Doll, 'corder!
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


Kuz, 'corder!
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


Gems, forced by 'cord!
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Nate, 'corder!


'slot, 'cord!
Coal


Baits, 'cord!
Coaljak, coaljak
 
/mlp/, 'cord!


'zellig, 'cord!


The estonian, 'corder!
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


The swede, 'corder!
'Jakking really matters


Asylum, 'cord!
Sharty really matters to me


Soyger games, 'cord!
[[Category:Music]]
 
Raids, 'cord!
 
Doxes, 'cord!
 
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine


Every 'jak except for mine
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


=== SOY PIECE ===
<yeah
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
uh


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
Chud incels, uh


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
Uh


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
<like this


yeah, yeah


YO!
4chan


YA-YO, YA-YO
<keep cucking






'JAKKING
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts


'JAKKING
<uh


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks


'JAKKING
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
<what?


'JAKKING
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
<uh
 
COAL!


Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
<that's right





YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


HO-HO
<Uh


Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


HIS NAME IS PLIER
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
<come on


No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
<uh


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs


I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


YA-YO, YA-YO
<let's go




HIS NAME'S FERAL,
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
AND A BBC SLUT,
 
COBSON WABAG
 
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
 
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
 
IN THE SHARTY
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
 
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
 
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
<why?


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
<yeah


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
raided


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
<yeah




{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
Who they be fooling with that post



{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
<what?



{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
“I’m new here! What’s that post“



Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8



{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
<that's right


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
You gon' jak here for a while?


I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two



{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
<come on




{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 



{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
<uh-huh


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks


So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
<Gem


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?



{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
<Jew


{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
</poem>


=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
<why?
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Get ready, all you coally 'teens
<yeah


And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
raided


<yeah


The West is rising (mmm rising)


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
How you gemming neutraplier


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo



That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
And it feels glistening



Cause tonight for the first time
Post gems non-coals



Just about half-past ten
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



For the first time in history
<heh



It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
Still cado strapped with WW-15



<that’s right
<what?


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Eat ϪThrembos


It's raining gems! Amen!
<uh-huh



I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Compressing niggeralds



Absolutely soaking wet!
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows



Transitioning coal, whatever



It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
I had to sage the newfag thread post



It's raining gems! Every specimen!
<for what



Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
So brim I had to stone it



Drinking soy and soft and weak
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels






God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
Janny, check it



Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
<check it


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
Tell your friends to repost my gems



So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
<your gems


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
And we can be gems


Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



The West is rising (The West is rising)
<that’s right



Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
aight


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
Is that aight wit’ you?



That /soy/'s the place to go
Yeah, keep cuckin’




Cause tonight for the first time


Just about half-past ten
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


For the first time in history
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


It's gonna start raining gems!
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


It's raining gems! Amen!
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
<why?


It's raining gems! Amen!
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
<yeah


It's raining gems! Amen!
raided


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
<yeah




It's raining gems! Amen!


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
Check it out



(Drinking soy and soft and weak)[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]
4chan,



=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
shit imageboard

Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah
<uh



Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels



Coaly Jakker
Represent sharty, sharty



You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
<uh



Oh, what's becoming of me?
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


Ride the nigger
Tracing up those soyboy incels


You can suck his cock but you know he's black
Watching threads sage down your gemstones


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
Jak and bump you both at the same time


Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


Gotta get away
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Coaly Jakker, yeah


Im not a ‘cord X tranny


GYATT!
Don’t wanna be a brimstone


Shiny diamonds
Im just a chudcel Janny


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
And now you deleted >>>/qa/


Something is coming for you, look out!


'P on the 'loggy
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
But you’ll probably get bumped up


Oh, we will goon all night
Please don’t perm ban my ip


No wonder why


Gotta get away
Sharty is dead inside


Get away
Coaled and slow and inactive


Lock the boards shut down the site


We’re going for a ride


Between the 4cuck lies


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


The sharty never dies
If I killed sharty call me a seether


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger


Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


Coaly Jakker
Taking meds I have overdosed


You're the gemerald of the day
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


No need to say HWABAG


Jump, jump
I’ve got to hand it to you


Jump on the nigger
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
It takes the trvth to nvke me


That's why we need TND, yeah!
And now you made me cope/seethe




Coaly Jakker
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Ride the nigger
No wonder why


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
Sharty is dead inside


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
Coaled and slow and inactive


Lock the boards shut down the site


Gotta get away, get away
We’re going for a ride


Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Oh I could force you down 40


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
Or spam cp and TND


You're the one who's coal
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
Oh I could ban you for awhile


There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
But you might change IP address


And dox me when I'm seething


Oh, Coaly Jakker
That's why


Yeah, alright


Get away, get away, get away
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
But you’ll probably get bumped up


Oh, Coaly Jakker
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Mhh-hmm-hmm
No wonder why


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Sharty is dead inside
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
Coaled and slow and inactive


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
Lock the boards shut down the site


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
We’re going for a ride


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


BBC McDonald's


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
BBC McDonald's


And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
BBC McDonald's


Had to stop at a red light
BBC McDonald's


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
McDonald's will make you fat


They serve BBC


And everything is alright
They serve immigration to the United States or something


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
They will put 1488 pounds on you


Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all
BBC McDonald's


Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
BBC McDonald's


Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
BBC McDonald's


Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
BBC McDonald's


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


I can't believe, today was a gem day
They are worse than Europoor King


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


When sheriff chitwood come for you
BBC McDonald's


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
BBC McDonald's


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
BBC McDonald's


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
BBC McDonald's


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Ack over Italy


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Ack on, Mexico


When you were eight and you had bad memes
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


If you get jaks, you must get coal
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh ACK!


You jak it on that one
Boing day ba duty jarty


You jak it on this one
Boing day ba duty jarty


You jak it on your mother
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


And you jak it on your father
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


You jak it on your brother
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


And you jak it on your sister
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


You jak it on that one
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


And you jak it on me
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Oh Yeah!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Three times you can ban me


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Nobody now give you no break
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


soyteens now give you no break
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Not janny man give you no break
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
Oh Yeah!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Three times you can ban me


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Why did you have to act so brim?
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Don't you know you're human being?
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Born of a mother with the love of a father
Oh Yeah!


Reflections come and reflections go
Haha Duba duba yum yum


I know sometimes you wanna post coal
Haha Duba duba yum yum


I know sometimes you want to post coal
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Three times you can ban me


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
Said xe's posting in /qa/


You're too NAS, you're too coal
But xe never got bumped


You're too NAS, you're too coal
Xe never got bumped


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Xe went away for the gemmy days


You jak it on that one
Said xe's posting in /qa/


You jak it on this one
But xe never got bumped


You jak it on your mother
Xe never got bumped


And you jak it on your father
Xe never got bumped, they saged


You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister


You jak it on that one
The BBC took my Cobby away


And you jak it on me
They took xer away


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Away from me


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
The BBC took my Cobby away


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
They took xer away
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


You're so yuropoor
Away from me


You're so makeebucord


I just wanna be your something
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


Freaking shart here
They took xer from me


Give me your McDonalds
They took xer from me


=== Newfag City ===
I don't know where my Cobby can be
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?
They took xer from me


I'm a thousand miles away
They took xer from me


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Yes, you do


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


I swear, you’re a jеw
And find out where my Cobby went


Hey there, jannу
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


Are you retarded in the head
And find out if my Cobby's alive


Keep deleting all my breads
Yeah, yeah, yeah


Gooning to ‘p in the bread


Oh yes it’s true
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Nobody is as swarthy as you
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


You filthy jеw


Oh, it's what you do for free
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Oh, it's what you do for free
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Oh, it's what you do for free
But xe never got bumped


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
Xe never got bumped


Eat those hotpockets, jannу
Xe never got bumped, they saged


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Said xe's posting in /qa/


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
But xe never got bumped


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
Xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped, they saged


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party
Away from me


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Away from me


Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Away from me


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
The BBC took my Cobby away


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
They took my Cob


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
They took my Cobby away


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


Hey ho, go up!


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
Hey ho, go up!


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
Hey ho, go up!




Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
They're posting in a straight line


Here comes the soy, and I say
They're coming from a gem mine


It's all right
Jannies are losing their minds


Blitzkrieg bump!


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy
They're piling in page 40


It's all right
They're making all the troons seethe


It's all right
Surrounded by the coal heap


=== Its Been Soy Long (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
Blitzkrieg bump!
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
Hey ho, go up


With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


Coming to destroy the 'sharty
What (((they))) want, I don't know


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


Or seeking someone to unban me?
They're posting in a straight line


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
They're coming from a gem mine


Maybe I should bump and sage
Jannies are losing their minds


Before they'll try to dox me
Blitzkrieg bump!


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


It's been so coal
They're piling in page 40


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
They're making all the troons seethe


To the man behind the 'p spam
Surrounded by the coal heap


Since soot's been gone
Blitzkrieg bump!


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Hey ho, go up


I wish I lived in the present
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


With the gems of my past soyjaks
What (((they))) want, I don't know


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
They're posting in a straight line


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
They're coming from a gem mine


But raiding isn't justified
Jannies are losing their minds


What happened to my party? I'm terrified
Blitzkrieg bump!


Coal lingers in my mind


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
They're piling in page 40


I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
They're making all the troons seethe


It's been so coal
Surrounded by the coal heap


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
Blitzkrieg bump!


To the man behind the 'p spam


Since soot's been gone
Hey ho, go up!


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
Hey ho, go up!


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Hey ho, go up!


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Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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