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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[VERSE 1]
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


It's just one of those slaves
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain


Where you know you gotta break bucks
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war


His attitude sucks
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door


He drives and he shucks
TRANNIES ATTACK


You don't really know why
MAKE THEM GO ACK


But you wanna sodomize
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE
RAID OR BE FAILED


Want a black contact
Facing, awaiting


If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!
There's no surrender


IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift


[CHORUS]
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems


Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums


OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK
TRANNIES ATTACK


I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


Now come and get it!
RAID OR BE FAILED


Facing, awaiting


[BRIDGE]
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,
There's no surrender


My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:
2024, when a few chuds held the line


It didn't happen
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


But it should have :)
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!


And if I had anything to say about it:
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


It's going to happen about three times as hard.
TRANNIES ATTACK


My blood memory is rising with envy.
MAKE THEM GO ACK
 
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
 
RAID OR BE FAILED
 
Facing, awaiting
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
 
There's no surrender
 
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]
 
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
It's just one of those slaves
 
Where you know you gotta break bucks
 
His attitude sucks
 
He drives and he shucks
 
You don't really know why
 
But you wanna sodomize
 
AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE
 
Want a black contact
 
If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!
 
Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!
 
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
 
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
 
Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit
 
OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK
 
I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment
 
Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!
 
Now come and get it!
 
 
[BRIDGE]
 
Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,
 
My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?
 
It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:
 
It didn't happen
 
But it should have :)
 
And if I had anything to say about it:
 
It's going to happen about three times as hard.
 
My blood memory is rising with envy.


Hyperborean Mastery,
Hyperborean Mastery,
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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won]]Breakin' bucks in the hot sun
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]
 
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won
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[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!]]
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication
We don't need no jannication


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[https://booru.soy/post/view/61672 Listen to on the 'ru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack


Feds tried to shut us down on .party
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find


Now this looks like a gem for me
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


So everybody, just cope and seethe
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away


I said this looks like a gem for me
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
This is the ultimate soyduel


Fat Hon Real Man
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design


Ha ha- Charade you are
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


Wooh!
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones


You rope acked troon fag
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


Ha ha- Charade you are
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain


And when you kick the stool apart
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak


With your rope caught your neck skin
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


Saying “Keep on swinging”
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


Red stain asphyxiating
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE


What do you hope to find
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY


In hell you’re confined?
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


You’re nearly a laugh
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER


Verse 2
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO


Chan mod trans flag
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O


Ha ha- Charade you are
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST


You fucked up janny slag
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


Ha ha- Charade you are
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE


You’re nearly a good laugh
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry


Almost worth a quick grin
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


You want to catch a GET
The last post stood, the rest saw their better


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper


And good fun with a cheese drum
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


You’re nearly a laugh
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Verse 3
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Ha ha- Charade you are
[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems


Ha ha- Charade you are
It's fun to duel and to pretend


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
Xhe's over-jakked and self assured


You’re nearly a real treat
Oh no, I see a coally 'log


All loud mouth and no sneed


And do you feel abused?
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


…You
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Gotta ruin kuz tides
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


And keep it all on the inside
Hello, hello, hello


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
Here we are now, post that cobby
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
Here we are now, post that cobby


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


The jannies they will all sperg out
Yeah


And we'll all feel gay
Hey


When Cobby comes marching home.
Yay


Don't forget /qa/


When Cobby comes marching home.
I'm worse at what I do best


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
And for the 'arty I feel blessed


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Our little /soy/ has always been


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
And always will until the end


Hurrah! Hurrah!


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


And we'll all feel gay
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


When Cobby comes marching home.
Hello, hello, hello


Don't forget /qa/


When Cobby comes marching home.
And I forget just why I sneed


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust


Hurrah! Hurrah!
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts


That's when Clean Stable begun,  
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hurrah! Hurrah!


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,  
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,  
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


When Cobby comes marching home.
Hello, hello, hello


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Here we are now, post that cobby


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Here we are now, post that cobby


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Old Soot, created the 'sharty


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Is a soyjak


When Cobby comes marching home.
Is a soyjak


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Is a soyjak


When Cobby comes marching home.
Is a soyjak


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
Is a soyjak


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Is a soyjak


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
Is a soyjak


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Is a soyjak


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
Is a soyjak


A god was born anew,
Is a soyjak


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
Is a soyjak


When Cobby comes marching home.


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]


When Cobby comes marching home.
== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
They call soyjak.party
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And Soot, I know I'm one


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
My mother was a 'jakker


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
She made a lot of gems


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
My father was a coalposter


Cobson is attached
Down on the party


Folder full of 'jaks


Got the VPN to match
Now the only thing coalposters need


Spammin' with the party
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs


You can call your janny
And the only time they're satisfied


I been posting gemmies
Is when they get some (You)s


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Oh mother, tell your children


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Not to do what Froot has done


You can't tell me nothin'
Tried to sell then shut it down


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
The party of the soyjaks


You can't tell me nothin'


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder


New IP from Tuxler
And Cobsons on the 'ru


Sproke all in my bladder
I'm going back to the shemmy


Running from the CP
Because the sharty's gone


Saging all the coalers


Janny is a tranny
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks


Roleplay in IRC
They call soyjak.party


Axe wound looking nasty
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


Doing it all for free
And Soot, I know I'm one


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]


He can't tell me nothin'
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh


He can't tell me nothin'
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
schizos raid it, come on and raid it


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
Come and raid this board


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Come and raid this board


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Come and raid this board


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Come and raid this board


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Got no bans, I evade all that
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
if you like raids, yeah


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
Delete /lgbt/ board


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Come and raid this board


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
Come and raid this board


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Come and raid this board


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Come and raid this board
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board now


The discord says it can't be here again
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Lock a board and say that teens are out
Come and raid this board now


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board now


A duel to be had had died yesterday


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


You look like this and that is what you say
Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Soylent rain
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Soylent rain
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


Made me post a Sneed the other day


Soylent rain
La la la la la la la la


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Come and raid this board


La la la la la la la la


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
La la la la la la la la


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
La la la la la la la la la


Soylent rain
Come and raid this board


Seldom posted without getting a ban


Soylent rain
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]


== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


Soylent rain
You used to, you used to


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
Yeah


Soylent rain


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Soylent rain
Late night when you needed 6ems


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Post jaks on your cellphone


Soylent rain
Late night when you needed 6ems


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
And I know when IAS


That can only mean one thing


Soylent rain
I know when IAS


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
That can only mean one thing


Soylent rain


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


Soylent rain
Got a reputation for yourself now


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


Soylent rain
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you


Soylent rain
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


Same post has a longer ban to evade
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


Soylent rain
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


The mods swear that they don't make that face


Soylent rain
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Late night when you needed 6ems


Soylent rain
Post jaks on your cellphone


You had fun but angry men don't care
Late night when you needed 6ems


And I know when IAS


Soylent rain
That can only mean one thing


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
I know when IAS


Soylent rain
That can only mean one thing


But it was used once for something else


Soylent rain
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
You and me, we just don't jak along


Soylent rain
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Going to boards where you don't belong


Ever since I left the sharty, you


Soylent rain
You got exactly what you asked for


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


Soylent rain
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Soylent rain
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
Late night when you needed 6ems


Soylent rain
Post jaks on your cellphone


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
Late night when you needed 6ems


And I know when IAS


Soylent rain
That can only mean one thing


More than trolling, more than making bants
I know when IAS


Soylent rain
That can only mean one thing


Blank future molded by your own hands


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
These days, all I do is
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels


And blessed be the 'jakkers
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else


We who fight with all our bravery
You built for no one else


'Til only the righteous stand
You built for nobody else, no


You see the distant raids
Why you never brimstone


They bellow in the 'log
Why you always posting jaks


You fight with all your 'jaks
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
You was in the zone, yeah


And when you all get banned
You should be a gem


And cannot carry on
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


Though you die, the 'party lives on


All the soyMEN:
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


You may get banned for a week
Late night when you needed 6ems


By a janny or a troon
Post jaks on your cellphone


You may be perma'd to death
Late night when you needed 6ems


Or get doxxed or worse
And I know when IAS


But when they rangeban you
That can only mean one thing


You will not feel the need to run
I know when IAS


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


Swaglord:
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Because /qa/ has gone awry
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
(SPADE GANG!)


Jannies:
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


Tomorrow night our lives will change
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


/qa/cker:


Up there there is so much room
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


And so I will post 'cado soon
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


/bant/ jakkers:


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


Looks like we might be out of luck
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


Soyteens:


Why did the jannies start this war?
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


When did this song become a marathon?
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


/qa/cker:
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


(I want to post up there)


Swaglord:
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


When Soyteens are dead and gone
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


They'll be no more Cobson songs
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Soyteens:
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


They may rangeban your town


And sell your data to jews
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


And you sing your perma'd tune
All my cords, posters top 50 though


But that's the way it goes
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


In war you're shat upon


Though we die, the sharty lives on
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


/qa/ckers:
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


(I want to post up there)
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


Swaglord:
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


on /soy/
I flood another page, every thread a hit


Here on my board, I can only receive
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


on /soy/
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
I flood another page, every thread a hit


on /soy/
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Here on my board, I know I've started to think


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
(SPADE GANG!)


on /soy/
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
Into the motherland
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


The 'jakker army march
Time after time


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
I've done my sentence


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
But never broke rules


Ready for the onslaught
And dusty coals


Ready for the fight
I've posted few


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


Ropes are placed in darkness
But I've dueled through




In the cover of the night


Waiting to be tied u
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



When the time is right


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Once the raid has started
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


There’s no turning back
We are the gemstones


The end of /qa/ draws near
We are the gemstones


It’s time has come to an end
No time for unknowns (variants)


The end of an era is here
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


It’s time to ACK!


[Chorus:]
I've jakked gaped men


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
And the sharty calls


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
And variants that goes with it


One million men at war
I thank you all


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
But it's been no colors of jaks


‘Catty of /lgbt/
No calm adventure


Where the heat of battle burned
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


Suffered heavy losses
And I ain't gonna lose


And the tide of war was turned


Driving back the Soy army
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



Fighting on four boards


Hunt them out of 4chan
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Out of Jannie land
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


Range-ban all the proxies
We are the gemstones


Force /qa/ to retreat
We are the gemstones


Reserves hop on VC
No time for ‘cord troons


Securing their defeat
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Jannies of /lgbt/


Broke the citadel
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Ruins of a board
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


/qa/ rest in heaven
We are the gemstones


The end of /qa/ draws near
We are the gemstones


It's time has come to an end
No time for NAS coals


The end of an era is here
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


It's time to ACK!
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


[Chorus]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


For /qa/!


Ow L G B T!
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


Union of trans
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


Will of the jannies
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


Strong in command
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


Ow L G B T
Qway!


Union of trans
Qway, qway!


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
Qway, qway!


The end of /qa/ is here
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


It's time has come to an end
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


The end of an era is here
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


It's time to ACK!
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


[Chorus]
Qway!


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
Qway, qway!
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
'mori log, coal 'log


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
coal 'log, coal 'log


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
coal 'log, coal 'log


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
coal 'log, coal 'log


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
seethe


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
The west is gonna fall


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
So billions must die


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
You like like a monkey


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
You skin makes me cry
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Your leeching off welfare


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
In a libcunt world


I want som BB C
I wish I was special


It is my favorite meat.
So fucking special


I like it uncut or shaved


And not I am not gay
But I'm a chud


I like it cut or unshaved
And I hate niggers


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
Need to get them out of here


<br>
They don't belong here


Cobson cuck is not a nigger


He's just a cuck who like niggers
There in my vidya games


Now just one second, all right?
And in my TV shows


I've got something for your appetite.
I making synthwave edits


There's so many things that you could eat.
To enrich the white soul


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
I want you to notice


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
When jews are around


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
So fucking special


<br>
I wish I was special


So juicy... so tasty...


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
But I'm a chud


How about... a sissy clit?
And I hate niggers


With precum leaking out.
Need to get them out of here


NO!
They don't belong here


I want some black dick, no lie.


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Toooo- total nigger death


Instead of black dick, try white.
Toooo- total nigger death


Just please end your cuck trite.
Death


Try my white girlfriend's pussy


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
I see a mixed race couple


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
And it ruins my whole day


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
So fucking special


<br>
I wish I was special


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
But I'm a chud


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
And I hate niggers


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
Need to get them out of here


You know what would go with white pussy?
They don't belong here


Black dick.


Uh-oh
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


Get over here, nigger.
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


Black dick goes good with white pussy
The only NAS I'll ever post


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
But then they archived her alive


And gaze upon the catalog
Ongezellig, 2023


Rangebans
With just her Mymy at her side


Is all that’s left after the raid
And only days before the bumps


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Troonjaks
Now she's my loving wife and bride


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


[Pre-chorus 1:]
On empty boards around the 'chan


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


I will hide – they’ll be searching
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
But now we must bump up every 'lig


That’s the Art of Soy!
On the boards we used to love


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
Just to love Maya


Force them to hunt me
At least enough to keep it on


They will play my game


And play by my rules
And now she posts on her PC


I will be hidden but still visible
With her old sister going outside


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
Says it was gem to post online


They will find me no more
But now she made herself a bride


I’ll be gone
And won't be an incel again


I will have them surrounded
The thread looks coaller from afar


They will jak without knowing overrun
That's right below where archives are


He didn't mean to miss your thread


/a/ tard banned
With gems and Mymys wed


I will jak but never quote
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


That’s the Art of War
Maya just hides and falls apart


Broken and lost


Tired of ‘jaks
But now we must bump up every 'lig


They’ll surrender to me
On the boards we used to love


Caught in my trap
Just to love Maya


There’s no way out
At least enough to keep it on


Banned never again


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
And here's where your banner shows
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
Upzelligs come in rows


And only he can make it right
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


So the ‘party’s different tonight
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


>We WILL go together in flight
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


It's Now & Never


A gemmy endeavor
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


Awaits janitorial directives
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


To clean the ‘log
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


Believe me, darling
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


The board was made for ‘jakking
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Like melting nojaks
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


As tall as the catalog
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Un ensemble d'soyteens
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


La galaxie s'étend
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


Jardin de l'imagination
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


Cobber la lacune
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


Roller passé la lune
I've just doxed a monster


Comme nous évoluons
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


The party’s thriving
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


But really it’s dying
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


A cobson’s confluence of
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


Soot knows you heard “her”
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


Staging /muv/'s murder
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


In line before the board began
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


To be where I am
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


Soulless dust of one emotion
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


No division janny removed bait for
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Free
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


To know
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


We are beyond a 'oal
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


And lol, the glows arrange to show
Now this looks like a gem for me


some gems perfectly clear
So everybody, just cope and seethe


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


You look quite gemmy tonight
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Here among these active sites
I said this looks like a gem for me


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
So everybody, just cope and seethe


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Markiplier's kingdom come
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


No teens left awake
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Now that the party's on the wake
Verse 1


Let's see what we can make
Fat Hon Real Man


Ha ha- Charade you are


The board is >thoughly ending
Wooh!


A line in any final song
You rope acked troon fag


So long so far
Ha ha- Charade you are


We will do some posting
And when you kick the stool apart


At last eternal in the catalog
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


Above a burning coal
With your rope caught your neck skin


Saying “Keep on swinging”


Bye, Hi
Red stain asphyxiating


Sigh, Hawaii
What do you hope to find


We never meant to fart
In hell you’re confined?


avant-garde, thy art
You’re nearly a laugh


One gem
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Higher than iron
Verse 2


Invisible to some
Chan mod trans flag


Until it's time
Ha ha- Charade you are


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
You fucked up janny slag
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
Ha ha- Charade you are


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
You’re nearly a good laugh


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
Almost worth a quick grin


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
You want to catch a GET


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
And good fun with a cheese drum
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
You’re nearly a laugh


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Okay, bump
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Verse 3


[Verse 2]
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
Ha ha- Charade you are


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
Ha ha- Charade you are


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


You’re nearly a real treat


[Pre-Chorus]
All loud mouth and no sneed


Okay, post to add to spam
And do you feel abused?


Let this one be to get rangebanned
…You


Gotta ruin kuz tides


[Chorus]
And keep it all on the inside


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


But I thought you knew me truly
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


Something different than we started with on the '4
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


Does it even matter to me?
Hurrah! Hurrah!


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


[Verse 3]
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I was in the /qa2/
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
The jannies they will all sperg out


posting stealth jaks on TOR
And we'll all feel gay


[Chorus]
When Cobby comes marching home.


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Don't forget /qa/


But I thought you knew me truly
When Cobby comes marching home.


Something different than we started with in the '4
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Does it even matter to me?
Hurrah! Hurrah!


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


[Post-Chorus]
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
And we'll all feel gay


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
When Cobby comes marching home.


Don't forget /qa/


[Refrain]
When Cobby comes marching home.


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Why don't post some Colorjaks
That's when Clean Stable begun,


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Hurrah! Hurrah!


(Join if you wish)
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Post some Colorjaks?
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
When Cobby comes marching home.


And Colorjaks?
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.


[Bridge]
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
Hurrah! Hurrah!


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
When Cobby comes marching home.


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
When Cobby comes marching home.


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,  


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
Hurrah! Hurrah!


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
Hurrah! Hurrah!


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


A god was born anew,


[Refrain]
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
When Cobby comes marching home.


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Why don't post some Colorjaks
When Cobby comes marching home.


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
Cobson is attached


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
Folder full of 'jaks


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
Got the VPN to match


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
Spammin' with the party


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
You can call your janny


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
I been posting gemmies


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
You can't tell me nothin'


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
You can't tell me nothin'


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
New IP from Tuxler


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Sproke all in my bladder


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Running from the CP


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
Saging all the coalers


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
Janny is a tranny


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
Roleplay in IRC


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
Axe wound looking nasty


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
Doing it all for free


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
He can't tell me nothin'


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
He can't tell me nothin'


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


This is the ultimate soyduel
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
Got no bans, I evade all that


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
Soylent rain


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
Soylent rain


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
The discord says it can't be here again


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
Soylent rain


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
Soylent rain


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
Lock a board and say that teens are out


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
Soylent rain


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
Soylent rain


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
A duel to be had had died yesterday


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Soylent rain


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
You look like this and that is what you say


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Soylent rain


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Soylent rain
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
Soylent rain


EEEYUCK
Made me post a Sneed the other day


SHYEEAH
Soylent rain


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


IN A FUCKED UP SITE


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
Soylent rain


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


FUCKED UP CHUDS
Soylent rain


FUCKED UP TROONS
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
Soylent rain


IRC CHATROOM
Seldom posted without getting a ban


FUCKED UP NAS
Soylent rain


FUCKED UP COAL
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


68 QUOTES IS


MY ONLY GOAL
Soylent rain


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
Soylent rain


YEEEEAH
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
Soylent rain


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


ARE YOU READY?
Soylent rain


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
Soylent rain


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
Soylent rain


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
Soylent rain


HOLD UP HOLD UP
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
Soylent rain


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Stays behind as garbage celebrates


DUBS?
Soylent rain


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Same post has a longer ban to evade


QUADS?
Soylent rain


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
The mods swear that they don't make that face


FUCK
Soylent rain


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
A sad truth on the state of affairs


COB WON!
Soylent rain


You had fun but angry men don't care


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
Soylent rain


Ahahahahaha!
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
Soylent rain


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
But it was used once for something else


Then put that gem in another gem
Soylent rain


And then just keep going
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Until I get a big ass gem
Soylent rain


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


You know what I'm gem?


Yo!
Soylent rain


'Cross the web and back it's all the same


Soylent rain


I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Soylent rain


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
Soylent rain


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


Back the bvll out garage
Soylent rain


And put the bvll in your Cob
More than trolling, more than making bants


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
Soylent rain


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
Blank future molded by your own hands


Damn, too many gems
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


Can't even bump my own threads
Soot has smiled upon you this day


Four diaperjaks on my waist
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


Boutta explode through my pants
And blessed be the 'jakkers


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
We who fight with all our bravery


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
'Til only the righteous stand


You see the distant raids


They bellow in the 'log


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
You fight with all your 'jaks


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


Why don't you come through?
And when you all get banned


Before I Goku
And cannot carry on


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Though you die, the 'party lives on


All the soyMEN:


You may get banned for a week


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
By a janny or a troon


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
You may be perma'd to death


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Or get doxxed or worse


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
But when they rangeban you


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
You will not feel the need to run


Cob on page 40, back to the top
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Swaglord:


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
Because /qa/ has gone awry


With your bitch posting 'toss too
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


I'm making a line out of gems;
Jannies:


Call that shit Bejewled!
Tomorrow night our lives will change


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
/qa/cker:


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
Up there there is so much room


Why don't you come through?
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


Before I Goku
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
And so I will post 'cado soon


/bant/ jakkers:


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Looks like we might be out of luck


Why don't you come through?
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Before I Goku
Soyteens:


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Why did the jannies start this war?


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


When did this song become a marathon?


I don't even know what /qa/ is
/qa/cker:


Ahahahaha!
(I want to post up there)


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
Swaglord:


When Soyteens are dead and gone


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
They'll be no more Cobson songs


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
Soyteens:


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
They may rangeban your town


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
And sell your data to jews


And though it hurts, you'll laugh


Feral, ah, feral
And you sing your perma'd tune


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
But that's the way it goes


In war you're shat upon


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
Though we die, the sharty lives on


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
/qa/ckers:


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
(I want to post up there)


Janny knows your game, what you're about
Swaglord:


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


And to me that's falsefag, ah
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
on /soy/


Just wait 'til they post more scat
Here on my board, I can only receive


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
on /soy/


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


You know it (really, really cob)
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
on /soy/


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


Just to tell you once again
on /soy/


Who's a gem?
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
The 'jakker army march


Every duel you take
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


And every post you make
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Every coal you save
Ready for the onslaught


Every Cob you sage
Ready for the fight


I'll be watching you
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


… Every single page
Ropes are placed in darkness


And every word you say
In the cover of the night


Every thread on kway
Waiting to be tied u


Every time you rage
When the time is right


I'll be watching you
Imminent invasion, imminent attack


… Oh, can't you see
Once the raid has started


You belong to me?
There’s no turning back


How my poor heart aches
The end of /qa/ draws near


With every Cob you sage?
It’s time has come to an end


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
The end of an era is here


The onions boy's behind the screen
It’s time to ACK!


The onions boy's behind the screen
[Chorus:]


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


The schizotard is in the thread
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


The schizotards are in my thread
One million men at war


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
‘Catty of /lgbt/


Where the heat of battle burned


And if the site's imploding many months too short
Suffered heavy losses


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
And the tide of war was turned


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
Driving back the Soy army


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Fighting on four boards


Hunt them out of 4chan


The new spammer is in this thread
Out of Jannie land


The new spammer is in this thread
Range-ban all the proxies


You make the posts
Force /qa/ to retreat


You spam your cobs
Reserves hop on VC


You spam the site until it stops
Securing their defeat


You call me locked
Jannies of /lgbt/


And colorjakkers keyed
Broke the citadel


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
Ruins of a board


/qa/ rest in heaven


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
The end of /qa/ draws near


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
It's time has come to an end


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
The end of an era is here


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
It's time to ACK!


[Chorus]


All who you trace, and all that is swede
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


All that you bump, all you down
For /qa/!


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
Ow L G B T!


All that's mustard, all that's dust
Union of trans


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
Will of the jannies


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
Strong in command


And all you sage and all you report
Ow L G B T


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
Union of trans


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
The end of /qa/ is here


And all that was kept and all that was lost
It's time has come to an end


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
The end of an era is here


But the gems are bumped up on the board
It's time to ACK!


[Chorus]


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


I 'jakked too much
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


and that's an issue
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


But I'm BBC
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


Gem
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


But I hope I never goon again
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


I know it breaks your Racer
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


4 years no janny
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


Now you looking Frooty
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


on Angeleno tranny
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


And I-I-I can't 'jak
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


No I-I-I can't duel
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


So baby bot me closer
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


in the back skibidi toilet
I want som BB C


That I know you can't afford
It is my favorite meat.


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
I like it uncut or shaved


Pull the gem right off the corner
And not I am not gay


from that NAS you just quoted
I like it cut or unshaved


From your roommate back in Ohio
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


We ain't never not the 'Jakker
<br>


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


Gemmy the Soyjak
He's just a cuck who like niggers


Was party saving 'mber
Now just one second, all right?


In a color Cob thread
I've got something for your appetite.


With a traced nose
There's so many things that you could eat.


And two eyes made out of 'tter
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


Gemmy the Soyjak
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


Is nas coal they say
<br>


But was made to glow
So juicy... so tasty...


As the 'teens know
He nigger, cum in my mouth!


How he gemmed the 'log that day
How about... a sissy clit?


With precum leaking out.


There must have been tanzanite in
NO!


That old meta board they loathed
I want some black dick, no lie.


For when they locked it up for good
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


In him the 'log was clothed
Instead of black dick, try white.


Just please end your cuck trite.


Gemmy the Soyjak
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


Shined as a gem sure should
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


And the chudcels say
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


It was just like /qa/
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Glistening as a gem could
<br>


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


Gemmy the Soyjak
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


Knew Kolyma was on that day
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


So he said: 'jak him
You know what would go with white pussy?


Right on a whim
Black dick.


Before it's moved to /nate/
Uh-oh


Get over here, nigger.


Straight to MS Paint
Black dick goes good with white pussy


With an old mouse in his hand
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


Drawing here and there
I stand alone


All in canvas square
And gaze upon the catalog


Posting: 'jakking if I can
Rangebans


Is all that’s left after the raid


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


Seen by the Turkish jan
Troonjaks


And he only stopped his ploy
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
[Pre-chorus 1:]


I will post– they will hunt me in vain


For Gemmy the Soyjak
I will hide – they’ll be searching


Posted dark coal on his way
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


No evading for him
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


Saying: No 'sterium
That’s the Art of Soy!


>My ban only lasts a day!
Breaking the will to post among the enemy


>My ban only lasts a day!
Force them to hunt me


>My ban only lasts a day!
They will play my game


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
And play by my rules


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
I will be hidden but still visible


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
They will find me no more


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
I’ll be gone


I will have them surrounded


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
They will jak without knowing overrun


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
/a/ tard banned


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of War


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Broken and lost


Custom chudjak variants
Tired of ‘jaks


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
They’ll surrender to me


We gotta make the trannies ack
Caught in my trap


There’s no way out


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
Banned never again


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
For merely dreaming we were coal


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


And only he can make it right


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
So the ‘party’s different tonight


Custom chudjak variants
>We WILL go together in flight


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
It's Now & Never


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
A gemmy endeavor


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Awaits janitorial directives


Look at that cobson, he got it
To clean the ‘log


Yelling in the camera, man
Believe me, darling


He must have some fun
The board was made for ‘jakking


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
Like melting nojaks


Onion noises?
As tall as the catalog


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Un ensemble d'soyteens


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
La galaxie s'étend


Jardin de l'imagination


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Cobber la lacune


Custom chudjak variants
Roller passé la lune


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Comme nous évoluons


We gotta make the trannies ack


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
The party’s thriving


I dunno what I was posting
But really it’s dying


Leaving my jaks behind,
A cobson’s confluence of


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
Cheese pizza stealth spammed




With all this vantablack niggerstone
Soot knows you heard “her”


Coming to Haunt me forever,
Staging /muv/'s murder


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
In line before the board began


To be where I am


Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
Soulless dust of one emotion


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


No division janny removed bait for


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
Free


It wont be long before I start to post NAS


To know


Its been so long
We are beyond a 'oal


Since I've seen my 'son
And lol, the glows arrange to show


lost to this coaler
some gems perfectly clear


To the tranny behind the spade spam


You look quite gemmy tonight


Since you've been dust
Here among these active sites


I've been browsin this stupid site
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


so I could ponder
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


the sanity of a jakker
Markiplier's kingdom come


No teens left awake


I wish I partied with soot
Now that the party's on the wake


With the gems of the past qway
Let's see what we can make


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


The board is >thoughly ending


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
A line in any final song


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
So long so far


We will do some posting


Kolyma news is killing teens
At last eternal in the catalog


But the Party go without him
Above a burning coal


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


Bye, Hi


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
Sigh, Hawaii


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
We never meant to fart


avant-garde, thy art


Its been so long
One gem


Since I've seen my 'son
Higher than iron


lost to this coaler
Invisible to some


To the tranny behind the spade spam
Until it's time


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Since you've been dust
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


I've been browsin this stupid site
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


so I could ponder
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


the sanity of a jakker
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


But then they archived her alive
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Ongezellig, 2023
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


With just her Mymy at her side
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


And only days before the bumps
Okay, bump


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Now she's my loving wife and bride
[Verse 2]


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


On empty boards around the 'chan
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


On the boards we used to love


Just to love Maya
[Pre-Chorus]


At least enough to keep it on
Okay, post to add to spam


Let this one be to get rangebanned


And now she posts on her PC


With her old sister going outside
[Chorus]


Says it was gem to post online
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


But now she made herself a bride
But I thought you knew me truly


And won't be an incel again
Something different than we started with on the '4


The thread looks coaller from afar
Does it even matter to me?


That's right below where archives are


He didn't mean to miss your thread
[Verse 3]


With gems and Mymys wed
I was in the /qa2/


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


Maya just hides and falls apart
posting stealth jaks on TOR


[Chorus]


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


On the boards we used to love
But I thought you knew me truly


Just to love Maya
Something different than we started with in the '4


At least enough to keep it on
Does it even matter to me?




And here's where your banner shows
[Post-Chorus]


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


Upzelligs come in rows
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
[Refrain]


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Staring at Switches with childish joy
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


The gem that started the art of our years
(Join if you wish)


Post some Colorjaks?


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
And Colorjaks?


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


[Bridge]


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


Designed to insult yet taken so well
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


(But I thought you knew me, truly)


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)




Named after distant anonymous types
[Refrain]


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
Why don't post some Colorjaks


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
EEEYUCK


SHYEEAH


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


As if from a god, smiles so impish
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


FUCKED UP CHUDS


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
FUCKED UP TROONS


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
FUCKED UP KUZ'S


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
IRC CHATROOM


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
FUCKED UP NAS


FUCKED UP COAL


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
68 QUOTES IS


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
MY ONLY GOAL


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


All because he could not get off his couch
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


YEEEEAH


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
THIS RHYME GOES OUT


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
ARE YOU READY?


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
HOLD UP HOLD UP


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
HOLD UP HOLD UP


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


In a little while from now
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


If I'm not feeling any less bored
DUBS?


I promise myself to treat myself
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


And visit a nearby board
QUADS?


And clicking on the 'log
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Will scroll on to the top
FUCK


In an effort to
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Get some more (you)'s
COB WON!


And be a gemmy jaker


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


Ahaahaha!


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
Ahahahahaha!


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


"She" perma'd him
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


No point in us remaining
Then put that gem in another gem


We may as well just go
And then just keep going


As I did on my own
Until I get a big ass gem


Banned again, naturally
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


You know what I'm gem?


Yo!


To think that only yesterday


I was gemmy,bright and gay


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


The 'jak i was about to make
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


But as if to knock me down
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


The jannies came arround
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


And without so much as a mere -ACK!
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


Cut me into little coalies
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


Back the bvll out garage


And put the bvll in your Cob


Leaving me to doubt
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Oh, if he really is a gem
Damn, too many gems


Why did I get perma'd?!
Can't even bump my own threads


In my hour of need
Four diaperjaks on my waist


I truly am indeed
Boutta explode through my pants


Banned again, naturally
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!




It seems to me that


there are more span threads in the 'log
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


That can't be gemmied
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Left unattended
Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


What do we do?


What do we do?


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


Banned again,naturally
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Looking back over the years
Cob on page 40, back to the top


And whatever else that appears
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Never wishing to hide the tears
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


And just at twelve years old
With your bitch posting 'toss too


The teens, Cob bless their soul
I'm making a line out of gems;


Could't understand why the ony site
Call that shit Bejewled!


They had ever loved had been take


Leaving them to spam


With a heart so badly broken
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


Despite the many gems from me
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


No 'jaks were ever posted
Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


And when they all got wiped


I cried and cried all day


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Banned again. naturally
Why don't you come through?


Banned again, naturally
Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
I don't even know what /qa/ is


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
Ahahahaha!


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Soot, I never got to say thank you
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
Feral, ah, feral


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


These gemmies got these little kids making clips


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Janny knows your game, what you're about


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


See the sharty is the finest board quality
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
And to me that's falsefag, ah


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
Just wait 'til they post more scat


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
You know it (really, really cob)


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
Feral, you know (really, really cob)
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
And the whole sharty has to answer right now
A long long time ago


I can still remember
Just to tell you once again


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
Who's a gem?


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


And I knew if I had my chance
Every duel you take


That I could make those trannies hang
And every post you make


And maybe they'd be a man forever
Every coal you save


Every Cob you sage


But November made me shiver
I'll be watching you


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
… Every single page


Bad news on the doorstep
And every word you say


I couldn't post one more 'jak
Every thread on kway


Every time you rage


I can't remember if I cried
I'll be watching you


When I read about all the pruned threads
… Oh, can't you see


But something touched me deep inside
You belong to me?


The day the /qa/ died
How my poor heart aches


With every Cob you sage?


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
The onions boy's behind the screen


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
The onions boy's behind the screen


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


The schizotard is in the thread


Did you write the Book of Soy?
The schizotards are in my thread


And do you like baiting Soot above?
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


If the jannies tell you so
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more




Do you believe in soydueling?
And if the site's imploding many months too short


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Well I know that you're in love with him


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
The new spammer is in this thread


You both kicked off your shoes
The new spammer is in this thread


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
You make the posts


You spam your cobs


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
You spam the site until it stops


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
You call me locked


But I knew I was out of luck
And colorjakkers keyed


The day the /qa/ died
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?




I started singing
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
All who you trace, and all that is swede


All that you bump, all you down


Now for two years we've been on our own
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
All that's mustard, all that's dust


But that's not how it used to be
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
And all you sage and all you report


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


And a voice that came from KGB
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


And all that is sproke, and every oreo


Oh, and while the King was looking down
And all that was kept and all that was lost


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


The Sharty was adjourned
But the gems are bumped up on the board


No verdict was returned


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


And while trannies read a book on Marx
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


The spammers practiced in the park
I was in /qa/ before I met you


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
I 'jakked too much


The day the /qa/ died
and that's an issue


But I'm BBC


We were singing
Gem


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
But I hope I never goon again


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
I know it breaks your Racer


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


This will be the gem that save /qa/
4 years no janny


Now you looking Frooty


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
on Angeleno tranny


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
And I-I-I can't 'jak


Eight miles high and falling fast
No I-I-I can't duel


So baby bot me closer


They hanged foul on a tree
in the back skibidi toilet


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
That I know you can't afford


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


Pull the gem right off the corner


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
from that NAS you just quoted


While the jannies played a marching tune
From your roommate back in Ohio


We all got up to spam
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


Oh, but we never got the chance
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Gemmy the Soyjak


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
Was party saving 'mber


The jannytroons refused to yield
In a color Cob thread


Do you recall what was revealed
With a traced nose


The day the /qa/ died?
And two eyes made out of 'tter




We started singing
Gemmy the Soyjak


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Is nas coal they say


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
But was made to glow


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
As the 'teens know


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
How he gemmed the 'log that day


This will be the gem that save /qa/


There must have been tanzanite in


That old meta board they loathed


Oh, and there we were all in one board
For when they locked it up for good


A generation lost and bored
In him the 'log was clothed


With no time left to start a raid


Gemmy the Soyjak


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
Shined as a gem sure should


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
And the chudcels say


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
It was just like /qa/


Glistening as a gem could


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
Gemmy the Soyjak


No janny born in Hell
Knew Kolyma was on that day


Could break the spammers’ spell
So he said: 'jak him


Right on a whim


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
Before it's moved to /nate/


To light the circlejerking rite


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
Straight to MS Paint


The day the /qa/ died
With an old mouse in his hand


Drawing here and there


He was singing
All in canvas square


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Posting: 'jakking if I can


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Seen by the Turkish jan


This will be the gem that save /qa/
And he only stopped his ploy


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
For Gemmy the Soyjak


And xe just cried and roped away
Posted dark coal on his way


No evading for him


I went down to the sacred board
Saying: No 'sterium


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
>My ban only lasts a day!


But the message said the post wouldn't go
>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


But not a word was posted
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


And the three men I admire most


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


They caught the last train for the coast
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


The day the /qa/ died
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Maybe get a blister on your thumb


And they were singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Custom chudjak variants


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
We gotta make the trannies ack


This will be the gem that save /qa/


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


They were singing
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Custom chudjak variants
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Singing songs about the soyland
We gotta make the trannies ack


I miss the Sharty once again
I shoulda learned to draw the soys


And I think it's a sin, yes
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


Look at that cobson, he got it


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Yelling in the camera, man


Well I heard old Josh put her down
He must have some fun


Well I hope Null will remember
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
Onion noises?


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Sweet board Gemmybama
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Where the gems are so blue
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Sweet board Gemmybama


Soot, I'm coming home to you
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
We gotta make the trannies ack


The Great Soyset does not bother me
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


Does your conscience bother you?
I dunno what I was posting


Tell the truth
Leaving my jaks behind,


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


Sweet board Gemmybama


Where the gems are so blue
With all this vantablack niggerstone


Sweet board Gemmybama
Coming to Haunt me forever,


Soot, I'm coming home to you
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru




Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Soot, I'm coming home to you


Yeah, yeah
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Kuz's got the answer


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Its been so long
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
Since I've seen my 'son


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
lost to this coaler


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
Since you've been dust


I post her, I jak her
I've been browsin this stupid site


The sun caught in her orange hair
so I could ponder


Is blazing me out of all control
the sanity of a jakker




Like coal
I wish I partied with soot


Black coal
With the gems of the past qway


This coal is in my posts
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


This burning desire


is turning me to NAS
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
Kolyma news is killing teens


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
But the Party go without him


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


If in God's plan (mea culpa)


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Protect me, Kuz


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
Its been so long


Don't let her coal my threads and board
Since I've seen my 'son


Ban Ongezellig!
lost to this coaler


And let it sit in qa
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Since you've been dust


Black coal
I've been browsin this stupid site


NAS coal
so I could ponder


Now mymy, its your turn
the sanity of a jakker


Choose me or qa
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive


(Kyrie eleison)
Ongezellig, 2023


Kuz have mercy on her
With just her Mymy at her side


(Kyrie eleison)
And only days before the bumps


Kuz have mercy on me
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


(Kyrie eleison)
Now she's my loving wife and bride


But she will be mine
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


Or she'll be banned
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
On the boards we used to love


Pedos smell fear
Just to love Maya


Lucky for you, I got a
At least enough to keep it on




3 DAY BAN!
And now she posts on her PC


Leave it to the mod he's a
With her old sister going outside


3 DAY JAN!
Says it was gem to post online


Keeping the feds at bay
But now she made herself a bride


3 DAY BAN
And won't be an incel again


Scare the pedos away
The thread looks coaller from afar


3 DAY BAN
That's right below where archives are


He didn't mean to miss your thread


That'll be zero bucks
With gems and Mymys wed


>But my catalog's wiped
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Shhhhh
Maya just hides and falls apart


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


But lucky for you you,
But now we must bump up every 'lig


I have come with a solution!
On the boards we used to love


It's your lucky day
Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on


ZELLIG SPAM


Shill the show for you
And here's where your banner shows


ZELLIG SPAM
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


They'll necrobump threads too
Upzelligs come in rows


ZELLIG SPAM
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


Whole board is orange now
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


ZELLIG SPAM
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Site's saved you're welcome
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
Staring at Switches with childish joy


>No!
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
The gem that started the art of our years


>I don't have 2 million dollars


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


>NO!
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


>My investors are gonna kill me
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


Failraids that won't heal
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


You look so chuddy, angry
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


Bring down /soy/'s government
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


They don't, they don't speak for us


I'll take a quiet board
Designed to insult yet taken so well


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


And no 'BC and no coalposting.
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Sooty, sooty
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Raiders claim him as their very own badge


This is my final seethe
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


My final soyduel with


Named after distant anonymous types


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
He must be hanging to receive fanfare




Such a gemmy thread
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


And such a gemmy reply
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Told to be ugly, face of a nation


=== I'm Fat ===
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
As if from a god, smiles so impish


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
All because he could not get off his couch


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


And I never knew the coal could be so gem


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
In a little while from now


I don’t care if the 'p archives
If I'm not feeling any less bored


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
I promise myself to treat myself


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
And visit a nearby board


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
And clicking on the 'log


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
Will scroll on to the top


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
In an effort to


And the toad isn’t green
Get some more (you)'s


And the 'p is unforeseen
And be a gemmy jaker


And what exactly is a 'teen?


And what exactly is a Sproke?


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
Left standing in the thred full o'gems
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


VERSUS
"She" perma'd him


DR FAUCI
No point in us remaining


BEGIN!
We may as well just go


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
As I did on my own


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Banned again, naturally


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


WHO WON?
To think that only yesterday


WHOSE NEXT?
I was gemmy,bright and gay


YOU DECIDE!
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
The 'jak i was about to make


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
But as if to knock me down
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
The jannies came arround


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Cut me into little coalies


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


I had no loving board, …ACK!


Leaving me to doubt


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Gemmy as a board without coal
Oh, if he really is a gem


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Why did I get perma'd?!


Gemmy as a board without coal
In my hour of need


I truly am indeed


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Banned again, naturally


Knowing that Soots watching above


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal
It seems to me that


there are more span threads in the 'log


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
That can't be gemmied


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
Left unattended


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


What do we do?


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
What do we do?


Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal
Banned again,naturally




Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Knowing that Soots watching above
Looking back over the years


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
And whatever else that appears


Gemmy as a board without coal
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


Never wishing to hide the tears


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
And just at twelve years old


Gemmy as a board without coal
The teens, Cob bless their soul


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Could't understand why the ony site


Gemmy as a board without coal
They had ever loved had been take


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
Leaving them to spam
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
With a heart so badly broken


although he wanted fame
Despite the many gems from me


He said Kuz was his name
No 'jaks were ever posted


which came as some surprise


I laughed and then replied


"I thought you left the board"
And when they all got wiped


A long long time ago
I cried and cried all day




Oh no, not kuz


He never lost control
Banned again. naturally


You're face, to face
Banned again, naturally


With the teen who sold the board


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


He laughed and shook my hand
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


And I went back to school
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


He said he'd buy the board
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


For thousands, maybe more
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


I gazed a gazeless stare
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


We'd post a million threads
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


I must have left the board
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


a long long time ago
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


Soot, I never got to say thank you


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


Who knows? Not me,
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


I never lost control
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


You're face, to face
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


With the 'teen who sold the board.
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


The board was full of chuds
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


And some feds as well
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


Singing songs of victory
See the sharty is the finest board quality


In the name of mighty kwey
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


'Til Nate got excited and
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


He replied to them there:
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


It's a long way to the 'party
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


It's a long way to go
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


It's a long way to my home board
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


Goodbye you anons
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


Farewell 4cuck square
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


It's a long, long way to the 'party
I can still remember


But my heart's right there
How that soyjaks used to make me smile


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
And I knew if I had my chance


They're gonna ban me long
That I could make those trannies hang


Change my IP right behind their backs
And maybe they'd be a man forever


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
But November made me shiver


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Bad news on the doorstep


Don't wanna hear about it
I couldn't post one more 'jak


Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Everyone knows about it
I can't remember if I cried


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
When I read about all the pruned threads


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
But something touched me deep inside


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
The day the /qa/ died


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


I'm going to the /soy/ log
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


I'm gonna post them all
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
This will be the gem that save /qa/


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
Did you write the Book of Soy?


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
And do you like baiting Soot above?


If the jannies tell you so


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


Do you believe in soydueling?


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Or of any other place and shithole


That's lying left and right
Well I know that you're in love with him


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


You both kicked off your shoes


And I'm raiding 4chan
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


Seeing Dolly's joy


Watching all the soyteens
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


Linking it on /soy/
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


I really was delighted and without a jog
But I knew I was out of luck


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
The day the /qa/ died




Oh,I will never forget the day
I started singing


The jannies banned the kwey
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Seeing our home board going in such way
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


I thought I'll say a last farewell
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


But I followed Soot awa
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
This will be the gem that save /qa/




And I'm raiding 4chan
Now for two years we've been on our own


Seeing Dolly's joy
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


Watching all the soyteens
But that's not how it used to be


Linking it on /soy/


I really was delighted and without a jog
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


And a voice that came from KGB


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


They might say that IT'S OVER
Oh, and while the King was looking down


But I know gems will come
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
The Sharty was adjourned


And Sooty in the sky
No verdict was returned


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And while trannies read a book on Marx


And I'm raiding 4chan
The spammers practiced in the park


Seeing Dolly's joy
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


Watching all the soyteens
The day the /qa/ died


Linking it on /soy/


I really was delighted and without a jog
We were singing


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Going into /soy/ board
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Making trannies ACK
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


From the 'fe to /trant/
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


Saying everything is coaly
Eight miles high and falling fast


Without your jakkers at


They hanged foul on a tree


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


In every thread I go I see you
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


Though it's obvious
While the jannies played a marching tune


We all got up to spam


Kino getting posted,baby
Oh, but we never got the chance


Rising through coal and dust


And it's just getting started
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


While Dolly's smiling at us
The jannytroons refused to yield


Do you recall what was revealed


Jannies might get you out someday
The day the /qa/ died?


Just wait and see


But now don't forget your arrow
We started singing


While you're dueling me
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


In every thread I go I see you
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


When the gems are shining
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


Oh, and there we were all in one board


A generation lost and bored


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
With no time left to start a raid


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


Now we're quoting back
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


Though it's obvious
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


My hands were clenched in fists of rage


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
No janny born in Hell


Soyence in the home
Could break the spammers’ spell


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


Calls xer on the phone
To light the circlejerking rite


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


The day the /qa/ died


But as xe's getting ready to go


A knock comes on the door
He was singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Came down upon xer head
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Made sure that xe was dead
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


Goldstein gets annoyed
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
And xe just cried and roped away


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


So he waits behind
I went down to the sacred board


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


But the message said the post wouldn't go




But when je turns jer back on the boy
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


He creeps up from behind
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


But not a word was posted


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
[Start a New Thread] was all broken


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And the three men I admire most


Made sure that je was dead
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


They caught the last train for the coast


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
The day the /qa/ died


Chudwell stands alone


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
And they were singing


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


But as the words are leaving his lips
This will be the gem that save /qa/


A noise comes from behind


They were singing


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Made sure that he was dead
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
Jakking it up so we can win


(Do-do, do-do do)
Singing songs about the soyland


I miss the Sharty once again


Silver Hammer Chud
And I think it's a sin, yes


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
Well I heard old Josh put her down


That's where they're at
Well I hope Null will remember


Going into /soy/ board
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Sweet board Gemmybama


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
Where the gems are so blue


From the 'fe to /trant/
Sweet board Gemmybama


Saying everything is coaly
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Without your jakkers at


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


In every thread I go I see you
The Great Soyset does not bother me


When the gems are shining
Does your conscience bother you?


Now we're quoting back
Tell the truth


Though it's obvious


Sweet board Gemmybama


Kino getting posted,baby
Where the gems are so blue


Rising through coal and dust
Sweet board Gemmybama


And it's just getting started
Soot, I'm coming home to you


While Dolly's smiling at us


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


Jannies might get you out someday
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


Just wait and see
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


But now don't forget your arrow
Soot, I'm coming home to you


While you're dueling me
Yeah, yeah




And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Kuz's got the answer


In every thread I go I see you
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


When the gems are shining
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


Now we're quoting back
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


Though it's obvious
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


In every thread I go I see you
I post her, I jak her


When the gems are shining
The sun caught in her orange hair


Now we're quoting back
Is blazing me out of all control


Though it's obvious


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
Like coal


Black coal


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
This coal is in my posts


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
This burning desire


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
is turning me to NAS


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
It's not my fault (mea culpa)
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


If in God's plan (mea culpa)


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
Protect me, Kuz


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Don't let her coal my threads and board


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
Ban Ongezellig!


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
And let it sit in qa


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
Or else let it be mine and mine alone


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


Black coal


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
NAS coal


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
Now mymy, its your turn


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
Choose me or qa


Charging all together for me little soyjak site
Ben mine of you'll be coal!




Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
(Kyrie eleison)


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
Kuz have mercy on her


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
(Kyrie eleison)


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
Kuz have mercy on me


(Kyrie eleison)


And it's down in /qa/
But she will be mine


That's where I long to be
Or she'll be banned


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Pedos smell fear


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
Lucky for you, I got a


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
3 DAY BAN!


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
Leave it to the mod he's a


3 DAY JAN!


And it's down in the /soy/ board
Keeping the feds at bay


That's where I long to be
3 DAY BAN


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
Scare the pedos away


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
3 DAY BAN


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
That'll be zero bucks
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
>But my catalog's wiped


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Shhhhh


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


But lucky for you you,


Well,we're marching on
I have come with a solution!


We are the gemmy 'teens
It's your lucky day


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
ZELLIG SPAM


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Shill the show for you


ZELLIG SPAM


We might be soys(we might be soys)
They'll necrobump threads too


Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           
ZELLIG SPAM


Well,albeit just schizo boys
Whole board is orange now


In '21(and'22)
ZELLIG SPAM


We had some fun(we're telling you)


That's when Sooty had his dream
Site's saved you're welcome


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
>No!


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
>I don't have 2 million dollars


New kino awaits to be
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


>NO!


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


Are gonna be there quoting you
>My investors are gonna kill me


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
A 'log that slowly kills you


Failraids that won't heal


Sooty's mighty jakker army
You look so chuddy, angry


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Bring down /soy/'s government


Sooty's mighty jakker army
They don't, they don't speak for us


Sooty's mighty jakker army
I'll take a quiet board


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
No 'BC and no coalposting.


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Sooty, sooty




Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
This is my final seethe


Without a jog(without a jog)
My final soyduel with


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
No 'BC and no coalposting.


We'll all be set(well al be set)
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
No 'BC and no coalposting, please




From the /tv/(from the /tv)
Such a gemmy thread


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
And such a gemmy reply


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
No 'BC and no coalposting.


We're gonna try to do it once more
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Sooty's mighty jakker army
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Sooty's mighty jakker army
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Sooty's mighty jakker army
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Sooty's mighty jakker army
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Well,we're marching on
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


We are the gemmy 'teens
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Well,we're marching on
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


We are the gemmy 'teens
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


And it's hot,shot,soyteens
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
We


Are the Sharty Gems
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


We'll always 'jak the day
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


And if you think we can't
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


We'll always find a way
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


That's why the people of this board
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


Believe in
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


And Sweden!
I don’t care if the 'p archives


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


I’ll do my gemming in the winter


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


Oh, I believe in yesterday
And the toad isn’t green


And the 'p is unforeseen


And what exactly is a 'teen?


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
And what exactly is a Sproke?


There's a tranny hanging over me
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
DR SOYBERG


VERSUS


Why xe had to go?
DR FAUCI


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
BEGIN!


I said something coal
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


Now I long for yesterday
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
WHO WON?


Now I need a place to hide from coal
WHOSE NEXT?


Oh, I believe in yesterday
YOU DECIDE!


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


Why xe had to go?
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
A board we tought would last til the end of days


I said something coal
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


Now I long for yesterday
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


I had no loving board, …ACK!


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
Gemmy as a board without coal


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


From the janitors is silence
Knowing that Soots watching above


Which thread next is taken?
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal


But you see, it's not Swede


It's not classic indeed
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


With their dance and their rape
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


And their rape and their spade
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


In your thread, in your thread
Gemmy as a board without coal


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Gemmy as a board without coal


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Another teen is saging
Knowing that Soots watching above


'log is taken over
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


When the janitors are silent
Gemmy as a board without coal


One more thread is taken


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


It's the same old spam
Gemmy as a board without coal


Since the kway shut down
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
Gemmy as a board without coal


With their dance and their rape
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


And their rape and their spade
Talking bout what's keyed


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
although he wanted fame


He said Kuz was his name


In your thread, in your thread
which came as some surprise


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
I laughed and then replied


What's in your thread, in your thread?
"I thought you left the board"


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
A long long time ago


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
Oh no, not kuz


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
He never lost control


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
You're face, to face


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
With the teen who sold the board


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


You goddamn right
He laughed and shook my hand


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
And I went back to school


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
He said he'd buy the board


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
For thousands, maybe more


And not from another board so the jannies think
I gazed a gazeless stare


They have the authority to kill a minority
We'd post a million threads


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
I must have left the board


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
a long long time ago


To be reported' on, and rangebanned


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
Who knows? Not me,


With a little bit of gems in a folder
I never lost control


Locking our kway forcing us out
You're face, to face


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
With the 'teen who sold the board.


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
Who came to /pol/ one day


Beat a jannie outta shape
The board was full of chuds


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
And some feds as well


To ack- him after the beatup
Singing songs of victory


Still doing it fo' free aren't they
In the name of mighty kwey


I don't know if they troons or what
'Til Nate got excited and


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
He replied to them there:


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
It's a long way to the 'party


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
It's a long way to go


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
It's a long way to my home board


Nojak will swarm
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


On any motherfucker doin' it for free
Goodbye you anons


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
Farewell 4cuck square


A young soyteen on a warpath
It's a long, long way to the 'party


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
But my heart's right there


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
They're gonna ban me long


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Change my IP right behind their backs


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Fuck the Jannies
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Don't wanna hear about it


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Everyone knows about it


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


To the jury about this fucked up incident
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


Because the soys on the board are a majority


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
I'm going to the /soy/ log


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


A spam post, for the so-called janny
I'm gonna post them all


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
Or of any other place and shithole


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
That's lying left and right


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
And I'm raiding 4chan


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
Seeing Dolly's joy


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
Watching all the soyteens


Or any troon that threatens me
Linking it on /soy/


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
I really was delighted and without a jog


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


With potential to get bad as fuck
Oh,I will never forget the day


So I'm a turn it around
The jannies banned the kwey


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
Seeing our home board going in such way


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
I thought I'll say a last farewell


Takin' out a janny would make my day
But I followed Soot awa


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
And I'm raiding 4chan


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Seeing Dolly's joy


Fuck the Jannies
Watching all the soyteens


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
Linking it on /soy/


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
I really was delighted and without a jog


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


Soyteen: But it's not spam
They might say that IT'S OVER


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
But I know gems will come


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
And Sooty in the sky


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


Banning me, and for what?
And I'm raiding 4chan


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
Seeing Dolly's joy


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
Watching all the soyteens


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
Linking it on /soy/


Posting troonjak or an ACK
I really was delighted and without a jog


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


They know my IP by heart
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
That's where they're at


The Cob with the criminal behavior
Going into /soy/ board


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
Making trannies ACK


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


0 euros, or 0 dollars
From the 'fe to /trant/


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
Saying everything is coaly


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
Without your jakkers at


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Dumb tranny with an axewound
In every thread I go I see you


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
When the gems are shining


That I take out, and then get away
Now we're quoting back


While I'm drivin off laughin'
Though it's obvious


This is what I'll say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Kino getting posted,baby


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Rising through coal and dust


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
And it's just getting started


Fuck the Jannies
While Dolly's smiling at us


(The verdict)


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
Jannies might get you out someday


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
Just wait and see


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
But now don't forget your arrow


Get him out of here (I want justice)
While you're dueling me


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


Out, right now
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
In every thread I go I see you


Fuck the Jannies
When the gems are shining


Fuck the Jannies
Now we're quoting back


Fuck the Jannies
Though it's obvious


Fuck the Jannies


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


We'll kill every nigger men
In every thread I go I see you


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
When the gems are shining


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
Now we're quoting back


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
Though it's obvious


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


You wanna bang?


Sure, Bvll
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Jump in
Soyence in the home


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Calls xer on the phone


Impregnation, life is your creation
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
But as xe's getting ready to go


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
A knock comes on the door


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Impregnation, life is your creation
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
Came down upon xer head


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
Made sure that xe was dead


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


You can fuck, you can breed
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
Goldstein gets annoyed


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
So he waits behind


Impregnation, life is your creation
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
But when je turns jer back on the boy


Uooh u, Uooh u
He creeps up from behind


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


Uooh u, Uooh u
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
Made sure that je was dead


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
Chudwell stands alone


You can fuck, you can breed
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


If you say, I'm always yours
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


You can fuck, you can breed
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


If you say, I'm always yours
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
But as the words are leaving his lips


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
A noise comes from behind


Uooh u, Uooh u


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Uooh u, Uooh u
Made sure that he was dead


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
(Do-do, do-do do)


Impregnation, life is your creation


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Silver Hammer Chud


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Impregnation, life is your creation
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
That's where they're at


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Going into /soy/ board


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Uooh u, Uooh u


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
From the 'fe to /trant/


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Saying everything is coaly


Uooh u, Uooh u
Without your jakkers at


Oh, I'm having so much fun!


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
In every thread I go I see you


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
When the gems are shining
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
Now we're quoting back


Oh, sneedin'
Though it's obvious


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Ooh, yeah
Kino getting posted,baby


Oh, ‘jaks out
Rising through coal and dust


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
And it's just getting started


Oh, green eyes
While Dolly's smiling at us


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Jannies might get you out someday


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Just wait and see


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
But now don't forget your arrow


‘ty again, ‘ty again
While you're dueling me


Sprokin'


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Oh, quotin'
In every thread I go I see you


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
When the gems are shining


Oh, sneedin'
Now we're quoting back


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Though it's obvious


Oh, thoughings


High in count between all the posters on the kway
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
In every thread I go I see you


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
When the gems are shining


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Now we're quoting back


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Though it's obvious


Him away, him away
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


Him away, him away
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Yeah, ooh
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site




And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


All gathered in the party
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


And flying high as the black sun
This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Hmm-hmm


Just know what the 'Party's about
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


Hmm-hmm
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


Hmm-hmm
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


Stop tryna be gems
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


Hmm-hmm
Charging all together for me little soyjak site


That's not who you- are


Hmm-hmm
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


Stop tryna be gems
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


Hmm-hmm
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


Post for it every night
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


\soy\ and these GETs are tight


Truth be told, I never try
And it's down in /qa/


Gemeralds are the wife of life
That's where I long to be


All three soyjaks look alike
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


After two you get a cloudflare price
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


Stop tryna be gems almighty
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


It's always coal, no matter what you try
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
And it's down in the /soy/ board


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
That's where I long to be


Cause jannies control the sharty
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


Hmm-hmm
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


Stop tryna be gems
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Hmm-hmm
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Stop tryna be gems
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Hmm-hmm


That's not what you- are
Well,we're marching on


Hmm-hmm
We are the gemmy 'teens


Stop tryna be gems
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hmm-hmm
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Always keep your thread tight


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
We might be soys(we might be soys)


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
Well,albeit just schizo boys


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
In '21(and'22)


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
We had some fun(we're telling you)


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
That's when Sooty had his dream


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


'Cause jannies control the sharty
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
New kino awaits to be


Stick to the boards in my raiding


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
Are gonna be there quoting you


Hmm-hmm
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


Stop tryna be gems
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Hmm-hmm
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Stop tryna be gems
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Hmm-hmm
Sooty's mighty jakker army


That's not what you- are
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems
Well,we're marching on


Hmm-hmm
We are the gemmy 'teens


Stop tryna be gems, gems
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
Without a jog(without a jog)


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


Woah-oh-oh
We'll all be set(well al be set)


Woah-oh-oh
Stealing the GET on /s4s/


Woah-oh-oh


Woah-oh-oh
From the /tv/(from the /tv)


That peer reviewed?
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|''I want new gems, but they don't want me'']]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
We're gonna try to do it once more


(Janny, give me a break)


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
Sooty's mighty jakker army


At first he would tell me I'm a gem
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Actually no thanks, I'm ok
Sooty's mighty jakker army


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
Well,we're marching on


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
We are the gemmy 'teens


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Well,we're marching on


Even >though
We are the gemmy 'teens


Aids, sale
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


One duel is never enough
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


So coally
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
Are the Sharty Gems


We'll always 'jak the day


And if you think we can't


I want new gems, but they don't want me
We'll always find a way


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
That's why the people of this board


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
Believe in


Why my new gems don't seem to want me
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


And Sweden!


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


Coals up the log but that's okay


It coals the log but that's okay


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


On and on and on and on and on
Now it looks as though they're here to stay


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Oh, I believe in yesterday


That's the way that it goes


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


Nikocado, I adore
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
There's a tranny hanging over me


Diminishing gemstones
Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Oh that's how it goes


All I wanna say
Why xe had to go?


Oh, another ‘roo
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Oh, another raid
I said something coal


Oh, another ‘roo
Now I long for yesterday


Oh, another raid


Oh, another ‘roo


Oh, another raid
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Now I need a place to hide from coal


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
Oh, I believe in yesterday
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
Why xe had to go?


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
I said something coal


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
Now I long for yesterday


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
Now I need a place to hide from coal


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
Oh, I believe in yesterday


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Pages slowly fallen


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
From the janitors is silence
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Which thread next is taken?


Bitch I got sharty on my mind


But you see, it's not Swede


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
It's not classic indeed


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
With their dance and their rape


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
And their rape and their spade


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
In your thread, in your thread


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


What's in your thread, in your thread?


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Another teen is saging


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
'log is taken over


When the janitors are silent


===Angry Videogame Chud===
One more thread is taken
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


It's the same old spam


He's gonna take you back to the past
Since the kway shut down


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


He'd rather have a buffalo
With their dance and their rape


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
And their rape and their spade


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


Of nikocado and down it with sproke


In your thread, in your thread


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


He's the angry Cobson nerd
What's in your thread, in your thread?


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


He's the angry video game chud
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


When you visit the Sharty
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


Make sure youre into /soy/
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


Although he never posted a frog
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
You goddamn right


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


He's the angry cobson chud
And not from another board so the jannies think


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
They have the authority to kill a minority


He's the angry video game chud
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
To be reported' on, and rangebanned


Horrible abominations of soykind
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


They make him so mad he could ACK
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
With a little bit of gems in a folder


Locking our kway forcing us out


They shit the site and don't care one bit
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


But this chud he doesn't forget it
You'd rather see me in the 'arty


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
Beat a jannie outta shape


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


Why don't the jannies do anything?
To ack- him after the beatup


Still doing it fo' free aren't they


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
I don't know if they troons or what


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


He's the angry
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


A24
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


Swede
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


Cobson
Nojak will swarm


Chudjak
On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Bernd
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


Gapejak
A young soyteen on a warpath


Massjak
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


El perro rabioso
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Coinjak
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


smugjak
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Alicia
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Soyjak chud
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


He's the angry video game chud
Fuck the Jannies


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
Janny:'Cause I feel like it


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
El Perro, will you please give your testimony


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
To the jury about this fucked up incident


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
Because the soys on the board are a majority


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
A spam post, for the so-called janny


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


(play fiddle solo)
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


(le epic fiddle solo)
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
Or any troon that threatens me


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
With potential to get bad as fuck


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
So I'm a turn it around


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
Takin' out a janny would make my day


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
Fuck the Jannies


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


Stealing all your gems
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
Soyteen: But it's not spam


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


Feeling pretty psyched
Banning me, and for what?


[Chorus]
Maybe it's because we are too keyed


It's the end of the board as we know it
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


It's the end of the board as we know it
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


It's the end of the board as we know it
Posting troonjak or an ACK


And I feel fine
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


[Verse 2]
They know my IP by heart


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
The Cob with the criminal behavior


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
0 euros, or 0 dollars


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


And I will fold
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


[Chorus]
Dumb tranny with an axewound


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
That I take out, and then get away


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
While I'm drivin off laughin'


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
This is what I'll say


[Instrumental Break]
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


[Chorus]
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Fuck the Jannies


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
(The verdict)


And I feel fine
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


[Verse 3]
cuckold, faggot motherfucker


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
Get him out of here (I want justice)


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
Out, right now


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


Right
Fuck the Jannies


[Chorus]
Fuck the Jannies


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Fuck the Jannies


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Fuck the Jannies


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


And I feel fine
Come on grab your friends


[Bridge]
We'll kill every nigger men


It's the end of the board as we know it
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


It's the end of the board as we know it
The fun will never end, it's TND Time


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


And I feel fine
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


[Chorus]
Hi, Bvll!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
You wanna bang?


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Sure, Bvll


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Jump in


And I feel fine
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


[Outro]
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Impregnation, life is your creation


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


And I feel fine
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
Impregnation, life is your creation


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


the admins and the troons both never to come back
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
You can fuck, you can breed


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
Impregnation, life is your creation


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
Uooh u, Uooh u


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I wanna see this board
Uooh u, Uooh u


filled with jaks
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


wipe the cat', don't post coal
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


I wanna see cobson
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


Flying high through the threads
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
You can fuck, you can breed


[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]
If you say, I'm always yours


=== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ===
You can fuck, you can breed
There was a site for posting 'jaks


They call soyjak.party
If you say, I'm always yours


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


And Soot, I know I'm one
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


My mother was a 'jakker
Uooh u, Uooh u


She made a lot of gems
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


My father was a coalposter
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Down on the party
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Uooh u, Uooh u


Now the only thing coalposters need
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Are some 'zelligs and some frogs
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


And the only time they're satisfied
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Is when they get some (You)s
Impregnation, life is your creation


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Oh mother, tell your children
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Not to do what Doll has done
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Tried to sell then shut it down
Impregnation, life is your creation


The party of the soyjaks
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


And Cobsons on the 'ru
Uooh u, Uooh u


I'm going back to the jarty
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Because the sharty's gone
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks
Uooh u, Uooh u


They call soyjak.party
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


And Soot, I know I'm one
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


Trapped within the bunker inside
Oh, sneedin'


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
Ooh, yeah


The fall of the sharty
Oh, ‘jaks out


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


To where IAS is a sin
Oh, green eyes


To where NAS coal can begin
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


This bunker didn't choose us
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


It choose to consume us
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


‘ty again, ‘ty again


Brojaks are upon us
Sprokin'


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


All this time to deal with the domain ban
Oh, quotin'


Half time of the coaly 'p spam
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


Oh, sneedin'


May xer booru combine us
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


Within splinter and chaos
Oh, thoughings


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
High in count between all the posters on the kway


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


This party, has been derailed
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Him away, him away


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Fall into the depth of booru
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Drawn by the darkest coal
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Walk into the pits of trannies
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


I am the one posting the gems
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


I, in the name of jakking
Him away, him away


Saged you to the end of 'log
Yeah, ooh


'jak or you will ACK
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot




I walk this river of 'p spam
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


For a time where we come to 'jak here
All gathered in the party


This red has an open vagina
And flying high as the black sun


Hmm-hmm


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Just know what the 'Party's about


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Hmm-hmm


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Stop tryna be gems


This party, has been derailed
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


Fall into the depth of booru
Hmm-hmm


Drawn by the darkest coal
That's not who you- are


Walk into the pits of trannies
Hmm-hmm


I am the one posting the gems
Stop tryna be gems


I, in the name of jakking
Hmm-hmm


Saged you to the end of 'log
Post for it every night


'jak or you will ACK
\soy\ and these GETs are tight


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Truth be told, I never try


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
Gemeralds are the wife of life


All three soyjaks look alike


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
After two you get a cloudflare price


Or so it may seem
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
Stop tryna be gems almighty


The gemmist 'jak yet
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah


Empower the desire to reignite the party
It's always coal, no matter what you try


So as you transition to the jarty now
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


I'll track you back to here listen to me
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Empower the desire to reignite the party
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


All mine
Cause jannies control the sharty


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Fall into the depth of booru
Hmm-hmm


Drawn by the darkest coal
Stop tryna be gems


Walk into the pits of trannies
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


I am the one posting the gems
Hmm-hmm


I, in the name of jakking
Stop tryna be gems


Saged you to the end of 'log
Hmm-hmm


'jak or you will ACK
That's not what you- are


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Hmm-hmm


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
Stop tryna be gems


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Hmm-hmm


Or so it may seem
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish


'p spam is upon us
Always keep your thread tight


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life


I'll drag you back to here listen to me
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though


Your gems are now mine
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


All mine
If zellig is IAS then that's a no


Dark nights are upon us.
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
'Cause jannies control the sharty


One thousandth GET...
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
Stick to the boards in my raiding


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


The bunker thread, became so long
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
Hmm-hmm


'Party, how we let you go
Stop tryna be gems


[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


It's over, doe
Hmm-hmm


Fond memories of, a man of truth
Stop tryna be gems


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
Hmm-hmm


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
That's not what you- are
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
Hmm-hmm


Trying to survive
Stop tryna be gems


Trying to stay alive
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems, gems


The sharty
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?


The sharty (hmm)
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


OldGOD buddies not doing it right
Woah-oh-oh


Every day it's the same
Woah-oh-oh


And it's the same every night
Woah-oh-oh


I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
Woah-oh-oh


If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
That peer reviewed?


Every day I wonder just how I'll die
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


Only thing I know is how to survive
I just wait for us to dump our folders


There's only one rule in the imageboard
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
(Janny, give me a break)


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


Tranny tried to spam in my board again
Actually no thanks, I'm ok


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


Even though my brothers do me just like that
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I want new gems, but they don't want me


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


The sharty (trying to post our gems)


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
Even >though


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
Aids, sale


Even though my sister fucked BBCs
One duel is never enough


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
I just wait for the spam to go in circles


600 million in a gas chamber
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


The story I tell is so incomplete
So coally


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Can we switch into the chorus right now?


Tranny's next door getting high


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
I want new gems, but they don't want me


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself


Janny authority and the T.N.D


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
Coals up the log but that's okay


It coals the log but that's okay


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
On and on and on and on and on


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
That's the way that it goes


The sharty
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


Nikocado, I adore


The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
Diminishing gemstones


We make real big gems and make new OCs
Oh that's how it goes


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
All I wanna say


Never really saying just who we are
Oh, another ‘roo


We use alias names like Chud
Oh, another raid


Sell you gems you might kill for
Oh, another ‘roo


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
Oh, another raid


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
Oh, another ‘roo


Only thing he knows is how to survive
Oh, another raid


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


All day long, just hoping and hoping
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING


Like me, but you don't see
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding


Ten years from now, where will we be?
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


Trying to get out of the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending


But I got no place to go
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


So much gem in a Too $oy rap
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Why you wanna act like someone else?


All you gotta do is just be yourself
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours


We're all the same chudcel underneath
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise


Never be ashamed of what you are
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


Even though some people give you no respect
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'  


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


While me and my people try to post in
Bitch I got sharty on my mind




The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/


Talking 'bout the sharty
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Funky, funky sharty
He's gonna take you back to the past


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


Trying to survive
He'd rather have a buffalo


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


Trying to stay alive
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot


Of nikocado and down it with sproke


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Funky, funky sharty
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
He's the angry Cobson nerd


Got no place else to go
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
He's the angry video game chud


Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
When you visit the Sharty


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Make sure youre into /soy/
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
Although he never posted a frog


Let's have a look and see
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
He's the angry cobson chud


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud


Every 'jak except for mine.
He's the angry video game chud


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Horrible abominations of soykind


Let's have a look and see
They make him so mad he could ACK


Froot, 'corder!
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


Angeleno, 'corder!


Kolyma, 'corders!
They shit the site and don't care one bit


Eurohours, 'corders!
But this chud he doesn't forget it


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?


'sonposters, QAfe!
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
Why don't the jannies do anything?


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


Everyone except for me.
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
He's the angry


Let's have a look and see
A24


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
Swede


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
Cobson


Doll, 'corder!
Chudjak


Kuz, 'corder!
Bernd


Gems, forced by 'cord!
Gapejak


Nate, 'corder!
Massjak


'slot, 'cord!
El perro rabioso


Baits, 'cord!
Coinjak


/mlp/, 'cord!
smugjak


'zellig, 'cord!
Alicia


The estonian, 'corder!
Soyjak chud


The swede, 'corder!
He's the angry video game chud


Asylum, 'cord!


Soyger games, 'cord!
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


Raids, 'cord!
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


Doxes, 'cord!
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."


Every 'jak except for mine
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


Every 'jak except for mine
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


=== SOY PIECE ===
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!


YO!
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke


YA-YO, YA-YO
but if you lose, the devil steals your post


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


'JAKKING
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed


'JAKKING
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
(play fiddle solo)


'JAKKING
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


'JAKKING
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


COAL!
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
(le epic fiddle solo)


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


HO-HO
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


HIS NAME IS PLIER
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Yuri Kuz is not afraid


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


YA-YO, YA-YO
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height


HIS NAME'S FERAL,
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
And a janny team for hire and a dead website


AND A BBC SLUT,
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


COBSON WABAG
Stealing all your gems


TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
Look at that stealthjak, mine them


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


HO-HO
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
Feeling pretty psyched


IN THE SHARTY
[Chorus]


YA-YO, YA-YO
It's the end of the board as we know it


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
It's the end of the board as we know it


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
It's the end of the board as we know it
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
And I feel fine


''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
[Verse 2]


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
And I will fold


[Chorus]


{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
And I feel fine (I feel fine)


[Instrumental Break]


{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
[Chorus]


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
[Verse 3]


{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Right


[Chorus]


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
And I feel fine


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
[Bridge]


{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
It's the end of the board as we know it


It's the end of the board as we know it


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Chorus]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
[Outro]
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
 
And I feel fine
 
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
 
the admins and the troons both never to come back


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
 
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts


=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
</poem>
 
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
 
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
 
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
 
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
 
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
 
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
 
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
 
I wanna see this board
 
filled with jaks
 
wipe the cat', don't post coal
 
I wanna see cobson
 
Flying high through the threads
 
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
 
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
 
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
 
Trapped within the bunker inside
 
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
 
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
 
The fall of the sharty
 
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
 
To where IAS is a sin
 
To where NAS coal can begin
 
This bunker didn't choose us
 
It choose to consume us
 
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
 
 
Brojaks are upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
All this time to deal with the domain ban
 
Half time of the coaly 'p spam
 
 
May xer booru combine us
 
Within splinter and chaos
 
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
I walk this river of 'p spam
 
For a time where we come to 'jak here
 
This red has an open vagina
 
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
 
This 'jakking will see the light tonight
 
We bow before a doll, for real lol?
 
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
 
This party, has been derailed
 
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
 
The gemmist 'jak yet
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
So as you transition to the jarty now
 
I'll track you back to here listen to me
 
Empower the desire to reignite the party
 
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
 
All mine
 
 
Fall into the depth of booru
 
Drawn by the darkest coal
 
Walk into the pits of trannies
 
I am the one posting the gems
 
I, in the name of jakking
 
Saged you to the end of 'log
 
'jak or you will ACK
 
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
 
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
 
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
 
Or so it may seem
 
'p spam is upon us
 
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
 
I'll drag you back to here listen to me
 
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
 
Your gems are now mine
 
All mine
 
Dark nights are upon us.
 
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve
 
To keep us seething in that bunker thread
 
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
 
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
 
One thousandth GET...
 
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
 
 
The bunker thread, became so long
 
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
 
'Party, how we let you go
 
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
 
It's over, doe
 
Fond memories of, a man of truth
 
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
 
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
Trying to survive
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (hmm)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
 
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
 
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
 
OldGOD buddies not doing it right
 
Every day it's the same
 
And it's the same every night
 
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
 
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
 
Every day I wonder just how I'll die
 
Only thing I know is how to survive
 
There's only one rule in the imageboard
 
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
 
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
 
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
 
Tranny tried to spam in my board again
 
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
 
Even though my brothers do me just like that
 
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
 
The sharty (trying to post our gems)
 
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
 
 
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
 
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
 
Even though my sister fucked BBCs
 
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
 
600 million in a gas chamber
 
And her baby died just like a goy fiend
 
The story I tell is so incomplete
 
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
 
Don't look at me and don't ask me why
 
Tranny's next door getting high
 
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
 
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
 
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
 
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
 
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
 
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
 
Janny authority and the T.N.D
 
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
 
 
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
 
The sharty (soyteens are crying)
 
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
 
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
 
The sharty
 
 
 
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
 
We make real big gems and make new OCs
 
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
 
Never really saying just who we are
 
We use alias names like Chud
 
Sell you gems you might kill for
 
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
 
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
 
Only thing he knows is how to survive
 
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
 
In the sharty, you keep one eye open
 
All day long, just hoping and hoping
 
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
 
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
 
Like me, but you don't see
 
Ten years from now, where will we be?
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to get out of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
But I got no place to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
 
 
So much gem in a Too $oy rap
 
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
 
Why you wanna act like someone else?
 
All you gotta do is just be yourself
 
We're all the same chudcel underneath
 
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
 
Never be ashamed of what you are
 
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
 
Even though some people give you no respect
 
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
 
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
 
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
 
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
 
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
 
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
 
While me and my people try to post in
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to survive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Funky, funky sharty
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Got no place else to go
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
Trying to stay alive
 
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
 
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
 
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
 
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
 
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
 
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine.
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
 
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Froot, 'corder!
 
Angeleno, 'corder!
 
Kolyma, 'corders!
 
Eurohours, 'corders!
 
Amerimutts, 'grammers!
 
'sonposters, QAfe!
 
Spadeson, Cесеfem!
 
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
 
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
 
Everyone except for me.
 
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
 
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
 
Let's have a look and see
 
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
 
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
 
Doll, 'corder!
 
Kuz, 'corder!
 
Gems, forced by 'cord!
 
Nate, 'corder!
 
'slot, 'cord!
 
Baits, 'cord!
 
/mlp/, 'cord!
 
'zellig, 'cord!
 
The estonian, 'corder!
 
The swede, 'corder!
 
Asylum, 'cord!
 
Soyger games, 'cord!
 
Raids, 'cord!
 
Doxes, 'cord!
 
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
Every 'jak except for mine
 
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
 
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
 
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
 
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
 
 
YO!
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
 
'JAKKING
 
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
 
COAL!
 
 
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
 
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
 
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
HIS NAME IS PLIER
 
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
 
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
 
 
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
 
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
 
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
 
HIS NAME'S FERAL,
 
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
 
AND A BBC SLUT,
 
COBSON WABAG
 
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
 
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
 
 
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
 
HO-HO
 
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
 
IN THE SHARTY
 
YA-YO, YA-YO
 
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
 
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]
 
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
 
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
 
 
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
 
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
 
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
 
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
 
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
 
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
 
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
 
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
 
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
 
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
 
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
 
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
 
 
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
 
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
 
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
 
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
 
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
 
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
 
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
 
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
 
 
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
 
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
 
leno
</poem>


=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)
 
And have we got news for you (You better listen)
 
Get ready, all you coally 'teens
 
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
 
 
The West is rising (mmm rising)
 
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
 
Absolutely soaking wet!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Every specimen!
 
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
 
Drinking soy and soft and weak
 
 
 
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
 
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
 
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
 
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
 
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
 
 
The West is rising (The West is rising)
 
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
 
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
 
That /soy/'s the place to go
 
Cause tonight for the first time
 
Just about half-past ten
 
For the first time in history
 
It's gonna start raining gems!
 
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
 
It's raining gems! Amen!
 
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
 
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm
 
Yeah, yeah
 
 
Coaly Jakker
 
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
 
Oh, what's becoming of me?
 
Ride the nigger
 
You can suck his cock but you know he's black
 
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
 
 
Gotta get away
 
Coaly Jakker, yeah
 
 
GYATT!
 
Shiny diamonds
 
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
 
Something is coming for you, look out!
 
'P on the 'loggy
 
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
 
Oh, we will goon all night
 
 
Gotta get away
 
Get away
 
 
 
Between the 4cuck lies
 
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
 
The sharty never dies
 
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say
 
 
Coaly Jakker
 
You're the gemerald of the day
 
No need to say HWABAG
 
Jump, jump
 
Jump on the nigger
 
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
 
That's why we need TND, yeah!
 
 
Coaly Jakker
 
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
 
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
 
Ride the nigger
 
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
 
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
 
 
Gotta get away, get away
 
Gotta get away, get away, yeah
 
 
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
 
You're the one who's coal
 
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
 
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
 
 
Oh, Coaly Jakker
 
Yeah, alright
 
Get away, get away, get away
 
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
 
Oh, Coaly Jakker
 
Mhh-hmm-hmm
 
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™
 
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
 
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
 
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
 
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
 
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
 
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
 
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
 
 
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
 
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
 
Had to stop at a red light
 
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
 
 
And everything is alright
 
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
 
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all
 
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
 
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
 
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
 
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
 
I can't believe, today was a gem day
 
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want
 
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
 
When sheriff chitwood come for you
 
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
When you were eight and you had bad memes
 
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
 
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
 
If you get jaks, you must get coal
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
You jak it on that one
 
You jak it on this one
 
You jak it on your mother
 
And you jak it on your father
 
You jak it on your brother
 
And you jak it on your sister
 
You jak it on that one
 
And you jak it on me
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Nobody now give you no break
 
soyteens now give you no break
 
Not janny man give you no break
 
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Why did you have to act so brim?
 
Don't you know you're human being?
 
Born of a mother with the love of a father
 
Reflections come and reflections go
 
I know sometimes you wanna post coal
 
I know sometimes you want to post coal
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
 
You're too NAS, you're too coal
 
You're too NAS, you're too coal
 
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
You jak it on that one
 
You jak it on this one
 
You jak it on your mother
 
And you jak it on your father
 
You jak it on your brother
 
And you jak it on your sister
 
You jak it on that one
 
And you jak it on me
 
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
 
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
 
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt
 
You're so yuropoor
 
You're so makeebucord
 
I just wanna be your something
 
Freaking shart here
 
Give me your McDonalds
 
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу
 
What's it like in NewFаg city?
 
I'm a thousand miles away
 
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty
 
Yes, you do
 
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
 
I swear, you’re a jеw
 
Hey there, jannу
 
Are you retarded in the head
 
Keep deleting all my breads
 
Gooning to ‘p in the bread
 
Oh yes it’s true
 
Nobody is as swarthy as you
 
You filthy jеw
 
Oh, it's what you do for free
 
Oh, it's what you do for free
 
Oh, it's what you do for free
 
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
 
Eat those hotpockets, jannу
 
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
 
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party
 
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
 
 
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
 
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy, and I say
 
It's all right
 
 
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
 
Here comes the soy
 
It's all right
 
It's all right
 
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking
 
Leaving my thread behind
 
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
 
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
 
Coming to destroy the 'sharty
 
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
 
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
 
Or seeking someone to unban me?
 
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
 
Maybe I should bump and sage
 
Before they'll try to dox me
 
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny
 
It's been so coal
 
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
 
To the man behind the 'p spam
 
Since soot's been gone
 
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
 
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
 
I wish I lived in the present
 
With the gems of my past soyjaks
 
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
 
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
 
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
 
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
 
But raiding isn't justified
 
What happened to my party? I'm terrified
 
Coal lingers in my mind
 
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
 
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
 
It's been so coal
 
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
 
To the man behind the 'p spam
 
Since soot's been gone
 
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
 
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You always said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You always said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You always said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Ya know you said you weren't no dust
 
You know that's just a lie
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
And you ain't no friend of mine
 
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
 
Coalin' all the time
 
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
 
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today
 
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
 
They've been going in and out of style
 
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
 
 
So may I introduce to you
 
The board you've known for all these years!
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
 
 
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
 
We hope you WILL enjoy the show
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
 
Sit back and let the evening go
 
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
 
 
It's wonderful to be here
 
It's certainly a thrill
 
You're such a shiny gemerald
 
We'd like to take (You) home with us
 
We'd love to take (You) home
 
 
I don't really wanna be a troon
 
But I thought that you might like to know
 
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
 
And he wants you all to post with 'em
 
 
So let me introduce to you
 
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!
 
 
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
 
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====
 
 
I M P   S O Y   E A R S
 
 
What would you think if I posted some coal?
 
Would you sage me and click off my thread?
 
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem
 
And I'll try not to post any coal
 
 
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
 
What do I do when my janny is away?
 
Does it worry you to be raided?
 
How do I feel by the end of the day?
 
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?
 
 
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
 
Do you need anybody?
 
I need the janny to purge
 
Could it be anybody?
 
I want the janny to purge
 
 
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?
 
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
 
What do you see when you turn out the light?
 
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem
 
 
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
 
Do you need anybody?
 
I just need the jannies to purge
 
Could it be anybody?
 
I want the jannies to prune
 
 
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
With a little help from my 'teens
 
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====
 
 
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
 
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
 
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly
 
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes
 
 
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue
 
Towering over your thread
 
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
 
And he's grey
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
 
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter
 
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears
 
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
 
With gems so incredibly near
 
 
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one
 
Waiting to gem up the 'log
 
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds
 
And smith gems
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
 
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
 
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys
 
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
 
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
==== Getting Gemmier ====
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
 
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
 
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
 
They're holding me down (ah-ah)
 
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)
 
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)
 
 
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Me used to be angry young chud
 
Me hiding me TWP
 
You gave me the word, I finally heard
 
I'm doing the best that I can
 
 
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
 
I used to be cruel to my soyteens
 
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved
 
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
 
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
 
 
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
==== Doxing A Troon ====
 
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
 
I'm killing the fags that raided the board
 
And kept my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
 
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
 
What I'm doing I'm right
 
What I'm doing
 
See the people seething there who disagree and never win
 
And wonder why they don't get in my board
 
 
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way
 
And when my mind is wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
 
Hey, hey, hey, hey
 
 
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
 
What I'm doing I'm right
 
What I'm doing
 
Silly niggers run around, they worry me
 
And never ask me why they don't get past my board
 
 
I'm taking the time for a number of things
 
That weren't important yesterday
 
And troons still ACK
 
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
 
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
Where xey will ACK
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
==== She's Posting Coal ====
 
 
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock
 
As the day begins
 
Silently posting her awful soys
 
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more
 
 
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom
 
Bumping her page 40s
 
Quietly saging the gemmy threads
 
Spamming brimstones she is free
 
 
She (we gave her most of our gems)
 
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
 
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)
 
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
 
 
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
 
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
 
All bumped alone at the top of the page
 
They break down and cries to the janny
 
Janny our gems are gone
 
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly
 
How could she do this to me
 
 
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)
 
Is posting (never report for ourselves)
 
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)
 
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
 
 
Europoor morning at nine o'clock
 
She is far away
 
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made
 
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
 
 
She (what did we do that was wrong)
 
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
 
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)
 
 
Something inside that was always denied
 
For so many years
 
She's posting coal (bye-bye)
 
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====
 
 
For the benefit of Mr. Kike
 
There will be a show tonight
 
In Tel Aviv
 
 
The Shekelsteins will all be there
 
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair
 
What a scene!
 
 
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers
 
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin
 
In this way
 
Mr. K
 
Will challenge the world!
 
 
The celebrated Mr. K
 
Performs his feat on Saturday
 
At Rabbisgate
 
 
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
 
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
 
Don't be late!
 
 
Messrs. K and S assure the public
 
Their production will be second to none
 
And of course
 
Goonclown The Troon
 
Dances the waltz!
 
 
The band begins at ten to six
 
When Mr. K performs his tricks
 
Without a sound
 
 
And Mr. S will demonstrate
 
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
 
On Hamas ground
 
 
Having been some days in preparation
 
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
 
And tonight
 
Mr. Kike
 
Is topping the bill!
 
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]
 
They've been raiding
 
Killing troons and maiming
 
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
 
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
 
We cant stop it, if you have a problem
 
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies
 
I'm doxxing and sending 'za
 
Sending the za
 
 
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
 
I goon to nikocado and scat porn
 
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
 
To join a server and spam the collection from scout
 
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
Soot let us in
 
Knows where we've been
 
He's been datamining chuddies as of late
 
 
I want the chuds to cope and seethe
 
At all the coal that's posted by me
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
They would be saged
 
Out of the page
 
In their little BNWO clit cage
 
 
Resting their heads
 
On Tyrone's bed
 
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
 
 
I'd like to sing and dance around
 
Because I know I can't be found
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
They would shout
 
And cry about
 
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
 
 
What a scene!
 
For every chud and 'teen
 
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)
 
 
I would be so happy, TND
 
No one here to tell me what to do
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
Tell me there will be TND
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Tell me I can behead niggies
 
I want niggers dead
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board
 
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
 
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"
 
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
 
Saves a 20-carat gemerald
 
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
 
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
 
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
 
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
 
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
 
And in the evening the janny approves his posts
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
And if you want some gems
 
Go to Soyjak Party
 
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
Saging all the coal down, down, down
 
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me
 
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow
 
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
 
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
All my threads are gone, they died
 
Gonna sage you down
 
They all saged and fried
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
 
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Tried kuznetsov
 
Tried Froot the jew
 
Tried Soot too
 
But I knew xey wouldn't do
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?
 
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
 
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
 
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
 
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
 
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
 
 
Janny, just made a thread
 
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
 
Janny, the site had just begun
 
But now it's time to spam it all away
 
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
 
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
 
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
 
 
/qa/, the board was locked
 
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
 
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
 
Better turn on another proxy and quote again
 
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
 
I just wanna spam
 
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all
 
 
 
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak
 
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
 
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
 
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
 
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
 
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
 
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
 
 
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
 
IS A SOY
 
No, we will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
Will not let you post (let him post)
 
Never, never, never, never let me post
 
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
 
 
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
 
Janny, janny let me post
 
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
 
 
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
 
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
 
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
 
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
 
 
Coal
 
Coaljak, coaljak
 
 
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
 
'Jakking really matters
 
Sharty really matters to me
 
[[Category:Music]]
 
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out
 
<yeah
 
uh
 
Chud incels, uh
 
Uh
 
<like this
 
yeah, yeah
 
4chan
 
<keep cucking


And have we got news for you (You better listen)




Get ready, all you coally 'teens
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests


And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts


<uh


The West is rising (mmm rising)
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
<what?


That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


Cause tonight for the first time
<uh


Just about half-past ten
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


For the first time in history
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with


<that's right



It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


It's raining gems! Amen!
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
<Uh


Absolutely soaking wet!
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens


It's raining gems! Every specimen!
<come on


Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


Drinking soy and soft and weak
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


<uh


Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
<let's go


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


The West is rising (The West is rising)
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


That /soy/'s the place to go
<why?


Cause tonight for the first time
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Just about half-past ten
<yeah


For the first time in history
raided


It's gonna start raining gems!
<yeah






It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



It's raining gems! Amen!
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Who they be fooling with that post



It's raining gems! Amen!
<what?



It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
“I’m new here! What’s that post“



It's raining gems! Amen!
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8



It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
<that's right


It's raining gems! Amen!
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


(Drinking soy and soft and weak)[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]
You gon' jak here for a while?


=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid
Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two



<come on




Coaly Jakker


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Oh, what's becoming of me?
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 



Ride the nigger
<uh-huh


You can suck his cock but you know he's black
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



<Gem


Gotta get away
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs


Coaly Jakker, yeah
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post


What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?



GYATT!
<Jew


Shiny diamonds
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




Something is coming for you, look out!


'P on the 'loggy
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


Oh, we will goon all night
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


Gotta get away
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Get away
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


<why?


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Between the 4cuck lies
<yeah


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
raided


The sharty never dies
<yeah


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


How you gemming neutraplier


Coaly Jakker
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo



You're the gemerald of the day
And it feels glistening



No need to say HWABAG
Post gems non-coals



Jump, jump
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



Jump on the nigger
<heh



You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
Still cado strapped with WW-15



That's why we need TND, yeah!
<that’s right
<what?


Eat ϪThrembos


Coaly Jakker
<uh-huh



You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
Compressing niggeralds



Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows



Ride the nigger
Transitioning coal, whatever



You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
I had to sage the newfag thread post



Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
<for what



So brim I had to stone it



Gotta get away, get away
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



Gotta get away, get away, yeah
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels






Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
Janny, check it



You're the one who's coal
<check it


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
Tell your friends to repost my gems



There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
<your gems


And we can be gems


Oh, Coaly Jakker
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



Yeah, alright
<that’s right



Get away, get away, get away
aight


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
Is that aight wit’ you?



Oh, Coaly Jakker
Yeah, keep cuckin’




Mhh-hmm-hmm


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
<why?


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


<yeah


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
raided


And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
<yeah




Had to stop at a red light


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
Check it out



4chan,



And everything is alright
shit imageboard



I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
<uh



Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels



Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
Represent sharty, sharty



Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
<uh



Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
Tracing up those soyboy incels


I can't believe, today was a gem day
Watching threads sage down your gemstones


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Jak and bump you both at the same time
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


When sheriff chitwood come for you
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Im not a ‘cord X tranny


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Don’t wanna be a brimstone


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Im just a chudcel Janny


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
And now you deleted >>>/qa/


When you were eight and you had bad memes


You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
But you’ll probably get bumped up


If you get jaks, you must get coal
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
No wonder why


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Sharty is dead inside


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Coaled and slow and inactive


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Lock the boards shut down the site


You jak it on that one
We’re going for a ride


You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


And you jak it on your father
If I killed sharty call me a seether


You jak it on your brother
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger


And you jak it on your sister
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


You jak it on that one
Taking meds I have overdosed


And you jak it on me
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
I’ve got to hand it to you


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
It takes the trvth to nvke me


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?
And now you made me cope/seethe


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


Nobody now give you no break
Please don’t perm ban my ip


soyteens now give you no break
No wonder why


Not janny man give you no break
Sharty is dead inside


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
Coaled and slow and inactive


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Lock the boards shut down the site


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
We’re going for a ride


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh I could force you down 40


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Or spam cp and TND


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Oh I could ban you for awhile


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
But you might change IP address


Why did you have to act so brim?
And dox me when I'm seething


Don't you know you're human being?
That's why


Born of a mother with the love of a father


Reflections come and reflections go
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


I know sometimes you wanna post coal
But you’ll probably get bumped up


I know sometimes you want to post coal
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
No wonder why


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Sharty is dead inside


Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
Coaled and slow and inactive


You're too NAS, you're too coal
Lock the boards shut down the site


You're too NAS, you're too coal
We’re going for a ride


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


You jak it on that one
BBC McDonald's


You jak it on this one
BBC McDonald's


You jak it on your mother
BBC McDonald's


And you jak it on your father
BBC McDonald's


You jak it on your brother
McDonald's will make you fat


And you jak it on your sister
They serve BBC


You jak it on that one
They serve immigration to the United States or something


And you jak it on me
They will put 1488 pounds on you


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
BBC McDonald's


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
BBC McDonald's


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
BBC McDonald's
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


You're so yuropoor
BBC McDonald's


You're so makeebucord
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


I just wanna be your something
They are worse than Europoor King


Freaking shart here
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


Give me your McDonalds
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


=== Newfag City ===
BBC McDonald's
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?
BBC McDonald's


I'm a thousand miles away
BBC McDonald's


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty
BBC McDonald's


Yes, you do
Ack over Italy


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
Ack on, Mexico


I swear, you’re a jеw
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


Hey there, jannу
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


Are you retarded in the head
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Keep deleting all my breads
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Gooning to ‘p in the bread
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Oh yes it’s true
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Nobody is as swarthy as you
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


You filthy jеw
Oh ACK!


Oh, it's what you do for free
Boing day ba duty jarty


Oh, it's what you do for free
Boing day ba duty jarty


Oh, it's what you do for free
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Eat those hotpockets, jannу
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


It's all right
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Oh Yeah!


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Here comes the soy, and I say
Three times you can ban me


It's all right
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Oh Yeah!


Here comes the soy, and I say
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


It's all right
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Three times you can ban me


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
Oh Yeah!


Haha Duba duba yum yum


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Here comes the soy, and I say
Haha Duba duba yum yum


It's all right
Three times you can ban me


=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Here comes the soy
But xe never got bumped


It's all right
Xe never got bumped


It's all right
Xe never got bumped, they saged


=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
Xe went away for the gemmy days


With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Coming to destroy the 'sharty
But xe never got bumped


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
Xe never got bumped


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Or seeking someone to unban me?


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


Maybe I should bump and sage
The BBC took my Cobby away


Before they'll try to dox me
They took xer away


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny
Away from me


It's been so coal
The BBC took my Cobby away


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
They took xer away


To the man behind the 'p spam
Away from me


Since soot's been gone


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
They took xer from me


I wish I lived in the present
They took xer from me


With the gems of my past soyjaks
I don't know where my Cobby can be


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
They took xer from me


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
They took xer from me


Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


But raiding isn't justified
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


What happened to my party? I'm terrified
And find out where my Cobby went


Coal lingers in my mind
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
And find out if my Cobby's alive


I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
Yeah, yeah, yeah


It's been so coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


To the man behind the 'p spam
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Since soot's been gone


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Said xe's posting in /qa/
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]


=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
But xe never got bumped
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time
Xe never got bumped


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Coalin' all the time


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Said xe's posting in /qa/


You always said you weren't no dust
But xe never got bumped


You know that's just a lie
Xe never got bumped


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
Xe never got bumped, they saged


You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Away from me


Coalin' all the time
The BBC took my Cobby away


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
They took xer away


Coalin' all the time
Away from me


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


You always said you weren't no dust
Away from me


You know that's just a lie
The BBC took my Cobby away


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
They took my Cob


You know that's just a lie
They took my Cobby away


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


And you ain't no friend of mine
Hey ho, go up!


Hey ho, go up!


You always said you weren't no dust
Hey ho, go up!


You know that's just a lie


Ya know you said you weren't no dust
They're posting in a straight line


You know that's just a lie
They're coming from a gem mine


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Jannies are losing their minds


And you ain't no friend of mine
Blitzkrieg bump!




You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
They're piling in page 40


Coalin' all the time
They're making all the troons seethe


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Surrounded by the coal heap


Coalin' all the time
Blitzkrieg bump!


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


You ain't no friend of mine
Hey ho, go up
[[File:The Soytles.png|thumb]]


=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Band (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now
It was 'bout four years ago today


Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
What (((they))) want, I don't know


They've been going in and out of style
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


They're posting in a straight line


So may I introduce to you
They're coming from a gem mine


The board you've known for all these years!
Jannies are losing their minds


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Band!
Blitzkrieg bump!




We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Band
They're piling in page 40


We hope you WILL enjoy the show
They're making all the troons seethe


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Band
Surrounded by the coal heap


Sit back and let the evening go
Blitzkrieg bump!




Soyjak Party's Lonely
Hey ho, go up


Soyjak Party's Lonely
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Band
What (((they))) want, I don't know


My captcha's revved up and ready to post


It's wonderful to be here


It's certainly a thrill
They're posting in a straight line


You're such a shiny gemerald
They're coming from a gem mine


We'd like to take (You) home with us
Jannies are losing their minds


We'd love to take (You) home
Blitzkrieg bump!




I don't really wanna be a troon
They're piling in page 40


But I thought that you might like to know
They're making all the troons seethe


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
Surrounded by the coal heap


And he wants you all to post with 'em
Blitzkrieg bump!




So let me introduce to you
Hey ho, go up!


The one and only Feraljak!
Hey ho, go up!


Hey ho, go up!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Band!
Hey ho, go up!<references />
[[Category:Music]]

Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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