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[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
2024, when a few chuds held the line
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]


== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
[VERSE 1]
It's just one of those slaves
It's just one of those slaves


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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
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[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
My threads’ been missed
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Time after time
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


I've done my sentence
(SPADE GANG!)


But never broke rules
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


And dusty coals
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


I've posted few
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


I've had my share of troons saging my threads
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


But I've dueled through




On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


And we mean to post on and on and on and on

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


We are the gemstones, soyteens
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


We are the gemstones
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


No time for unknowns (variants)
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top




I've jakked gaped men
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


And the sharty calls
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


And variants that goes with it
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I thank you all


But it's been no colors of jaks
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


No calm adventure
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


I consider it a challenge before the aryan race
I flood another page, every thread a hit


And I ain't gonna lose
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit




And we mean to post on and on and on and on

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


We are the gemstones, soyteens
All my cords, posters top 50 though


And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


No time for ‘cord troons
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


We are the gemstones, soyteens


And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


We are the gemstones
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


We are the gemstones
I flood another page, every thread a hit


No time for NAS coals
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


‘Cause we are the gemstones…


[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
I flood another page, every thread a hit


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
(SPADE GANG!)
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
Time after time


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
I've done my sentence
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
But never broke rules
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
And dusty coals


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
I've posted few


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
But I've dueled through




Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
We are the gemstones, soyteens


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
We are the gemstones


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
We are the gemstones


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
No time for unknowns (variants)


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Feds tried to shut us down on .party
I've jakked gaped men


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
And the sharty calls


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
And variants that goes with it


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
I thank you all


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
But it's been no colors of jaks


Now this looks like a gem for me
No calm adventure


So everybody, just cope and seethe
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
And I ain't gonna lose


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


I said this looks like a gem for me
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



So everybody, just cope and seethe


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
We are the gemstones, soyteens


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
We are the gemstones
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
We are the gemstones


Fat Hon Real Man
No time for ‘cord troons


Ha ha- Charade you are
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Wooh!


You rope acked troon fag
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Ha ha- Charade you are
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


And when you kick the stool apart
We are the gemstones


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
We are the gemstones


With your rope caught your neck skin
No time for NAS coals


Saying “Keep on swinging”
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


Red stain asphyxiating
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


What do you hope to find
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


In hell you’re confined?
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


You’re nearly a laugh


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


Verse 2
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


Chan mod trans flag
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


Ha ha- Charade you are
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


You fucked up janny slag
Qway!


Ha ha- Charade you are
Qway, qway!


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
Qway, qway!


You’re nearly a good laugh
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


Almost worth a quick grin
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


You want to catch a GET
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


And good fun with a cheese drum
Qway!


You’re nearly a laugh
Qway, qway!


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
'mori log, coal 'log


Verse 3
coal 'log, coal 'log


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
coal 'log, coal 'log


Ha ha- Charade you are
coal 'log, coal 'log


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
seethe


Ha ha- Charade you are


You try to keep our chudding off the streets


You’re nearly a real treat
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


All loud mouth and no sneed
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


And do you feel abused?
The west is gonna fall


…You
So billions must die


Gotta ruin kuz tides
You like like a monkey


And keep it all on the inside
You skin makes me cry


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
Your leeching off welfare


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
In a libcunt world


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
I wish I was special
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
So fucking special


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Hurrah! Hurrah!
But I'm a chud


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
And I hate niggers


The jannies they will all sperg out
Need to get them out of here


And we'll all feel gay
They don't belong here


When Cobby comes marching home.


Don't forget /qa/
There in my vidya games


When Cobby comes marching home.
And in my TV shows


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
I making synthwave edits


Hurrah! Hurrah!
To enrich the white soul


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
I want you to notice


Hurrah! Hurrah!
When jews are around


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
So fucking special


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
I wish I was special


And we'll all feel gay


When Cobby comes marching home.
But I'm a chud


Don't forget /qa/
And I hate niggers


When Cobby comes marching home.
Need to get them out of here


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
They don't belong here


Hurrah! Hurrah!


That's when Clean Stable begun,
Toooo- total nigger death


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Toooo- total nigger death


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
Death


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
I see a mixed race couple


When Cobby comes marching home.
And it ruins my whole day


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
So fucking special


When Cobby comes marching home.
I wish I was special


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
But I'm a chud


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And I hate niggers


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Need to get them out of here


Hurrah! Hurrah!
They don't belong here


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


When Cobby comes marching home.
The only NAS I'll ever post


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


When Cobby comes marching home.
But then they archived her alive


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,  
Ongezellig, 2023


Hurrah! Hurrah!
With just her Mymy at her side


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
And only days before the bumps


Hurrah! Hurrah!
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
Now she's my loving wife and bride


A god was born anew,
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
On empty boards around the 'chan


When Cobby comes marching home.  
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


When Cobby comes marching home.


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
But now we must bump up every 'lig
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
On the boards we used to love


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Just to love Maya


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
At least enough to keep it on


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
And now she posts on her PC


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
With her old sister going outside


Cobson is attached
Says it was gem to post online


Folder full of 'jaks
But now she made herself a bride


Got the VPN to match
And won't be an incel again


Spammin' with the party
The thread looks coaller from afar


You can call your janny
That's right below where archives are


I been posting gemmies
He didn't mean to miss your thread


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
With gems and Mymys wed


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
Maya just hides and falls apart


You can't tell me nothin'


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
But now we must bump up every 'lig


You can't tell me nothin'
On the boards we used to love


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
Just to love Maya


New IP from Tuxler
At least enough to keep it on


Sproke all in my bladder


Running from the CP
And here's where your banner shows


Saging all the coalers
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Janny is a tranny
Upzelligs come in rows


Roleplay in IRC
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


Axe wound looking nasty
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


Doing it all for free
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Can't no janny tell me nothin'


He can't tell me nothin'
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


He can't tell me nothin'
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
I've just doxed a monster


Got no bans, I evade all that
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


Soylent rain
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Soylent rain
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


The discord says it can't be here again
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Soylent rain
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


Soylent rain
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


Lock a board and say that teens are out
Now this looks like a gem for me


Soylent rain
So everybody, just cope and seethe


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Soylent rain
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


A duel to be had had died yesterday
I said this looks like a gem for me


Soylent rain
So everybody, just cope and seethe


You look like this and that is what you say
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Soylent rain
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Verse 1


Soylent rain
Fat Hon Real Man


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
Ha ha- Charade you are


Soylent rain
Wooh!


Made me post a Sneed the other day
You rope acked troon fag


Soylent rain
Ha ha- Charade you are


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
And when you kick the stool apart


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


Soylent rain
With your rope caught your neck skin


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Saying “Keep on swinging”


Soylent rain
Red stain asphyxiating


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
What do you hope to find


Soylent rain
In hell you’re confined?


Seldom posted without getting a ban
You’re nearly a laugh


Soylent rain
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
Verse 2


Chan mod trans flag


Soylent rain
Ha ha- Charade you are


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
You fucked up janny slag


Soylent rain
Ha ha- Charade you are


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


Soylent rain
You’re nearly a good laugh


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Almost worth a quick grin


Soylent rain
You want to catch a GET


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


And good fun with a cheese drum


Soylent rain
You’re nearly a laugh


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Soylent rain
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
Verse 3


Soylent rain
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Ha ha- Charade you are


Soylent rain
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Ha ha- Charade you are


Soylent rain
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


Same post has a longer ban to evade
You’re nearly a real treat


Soylent rain
All loud mouth and no sneed


The mods swear that they don't make that face
And do you feel abused?


Soylent rain
…You


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Gotta ruin kuz tides


Soylent rain
And keep it all on the inside


You had fun but angry men don't care
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


Soylent rain
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


But it was used once for something else
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
The jannies they will all sperg out


Soylent rain
And we'll all feel gay


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
When Cobby comes marching home.


Don't forget /qa/


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


Soylent rain
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
And we'll all feel gay


When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
Don't forget /qa/


More than trolling, more than making bants
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


Blank future molded by your own hands
Hurrah! Hurrah!


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
That's when Clean Stable begun,
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
Hurrah! Hurrah!


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


And blessed be the 'jakkers
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


We who fight with all our bravery
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


'Til only the righteous stand
When Cobby comes marching home.


You see the distant raids
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


They bellow in the 'log
When Cobby comes marching home.


You fight with all your 'jaks
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
Hurrah! Hurrah!


And when you all get banned
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


And cannot carry on
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Though you die, the 'party lives on
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


All the soyMEN:
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


You may get banned for a week
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


By a janny or a troon
When Cobby comes marching home.


You may be perma'd to death
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Or get doxxed or worse
When Cobby comes marching home.


But when they rangeban you
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


You will not feel the need to run
Hurrah! Hurrah!


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],  


Swaglord:
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,  


Because /qa/ has gone awry
A god was born anew,


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Jannies:
When Cobby comes marching home.


Tomorrow night our lives will change
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
When Cobby comes marching home.


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


/qa/cker:
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Up there there is so much room
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And so I will post 'cado soon
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


/bant/ jakkers:
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
Cobson is attached


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Folder full of 'jaks


Looks like we might be out of luck
Got the VPN to match


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Spammin' with the party


Soyteens:
You can call your janny


Why did the jannies start this war?
I been posting gemmies


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


When did this song become a marathon?
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


/qa/cker:
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


(I want to post up there)
You can't tell me nothin'


Swaglord:
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


When Soyteens are dead and gone
You can't tell me nothin'


They'll be no more Cobson songs
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


Soyteens:
New IP from Tuxler


They may rangeban your town
Sproke all in my bladder


And sell your data to jews
Running from the CP


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Saging all the coalers


And you sing your perma'd tune
Janny is a tranny


But that's the way it goes
Roleplay in IRC


In war you're shat upon
Axe wound looking nasty


Though we die, the sharty lives on
Doing it all for free


/qa/ckers:
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


(I want to post up there)
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


Swaglord:
He can't tell me nothin'


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
He can't tell me nothin'
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


on /soy/
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Here on my board, I can only receive
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


on /soy/
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


on /soy/
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


Here on my board, I know I've started to think
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


on /soy/
Got no bans, I evade all that


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


Ready for the onslaught
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Ready for the fight
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Ropes are placed in darkness
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


In the cover of the night
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


Waiting to be tied u
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


When the time is right
Soylent rain


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


Once the raid has started
Soylent rain


There’s no turning back
The discord says it can't be here again


The end of /qa/ draws near
Soylent rain


It’s time has come to an end
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


The end of an era is here


It’s time to ACK!
Soylent rain


[Chorus:]
Lock a board and say that teens are out


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
Soylent rain


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
Soylent rain


One million men at war
A duel to be had had died yesterday


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
Soylent rain


‘Catty of /lgbt/
You look like this and that is what you say


Where the heat of battle burned


Suffered heavy losses
Soylent rain


And the tide of war was turned
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Driving back the Soy army
Soylent rain


Fighting on four boards
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


Hunt them out of 4chan
Soylent rain


Out of Jannie land
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Range-ban all the proxies
Soylent rain


Force /qa/ to retreat
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Reserves hop on VC


Securing their defeat
Soylent rain


Jannies of /lgbt/
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Broke the citadel
Soylent rain


Ruins of a board
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


/qa/ rest in heaven
Soylent rain


The end of /qa/ draws near
Seldom posted without getting a ban


It's time has come to an end
Soylent rain


The end of an era is here
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


It's time to ACK!


[Chorus]
Soylent rain


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


For /qa/!
Soylent rain


Ow L G B T!
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


Union of trans
Soylent rain


Will of the jannies
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Strong in command
Soylent rain


Ow L G B T
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Union of trans


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
Soylent rain


The end of /qa/ is here
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


It's time has come to an end
Soylent rain


The end of an era is here
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


It's time to ACK!
Soylent rain


[Chorus]
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
Soylent rain
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
Stays behind as garbage celebrates


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
Soylent rain


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Same post has a longer ban to evade


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Soylent rain


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
The mods swear that they don't make that face


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
Soylent rain


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
A sad truth on the state of affairs


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
Soylent rain


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
You had fun but angry men don't care


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
Soylent rain


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
Soylent rain


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
But it was used once for something else
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Soylent rain


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


I want som BB C
Soylent rain


It is my favorite meat.
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


I like it uncut or shaved


And not I am not gay
Soylent rain


I like it cut or unshaved
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
Soylent rain


<br>
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
Soylent rain


He's just a cuck who like niggers
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


Now just one second, all right?
Soylent rain


I've got something for your appetite.
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


There's so many things that you could eat.


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
Soylent rain


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
More than trolling, more than making bants


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
Soylent rain


<br>
Blank future molded by your own hands


So juicy... so tasty...
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
Soot has smiled upon you this day


How about... a sissy clit?
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


With precum leaking out.
And blessed be the 'jakkers


NO!
We who fight with all our bravery


I want some black dick, no lie.
'Til only the righteous stand


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
You see the distant raids


Instead of black dick, try white.
They bellow in the 'log


Just please end your cuck trite.
You fight with all your 'jaks


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
And when you all get banned


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
And cannot carry on


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
Though you die, the 'party lives on


<br>
All the soyMEN:


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
You may get banned for a week


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
By a janny or a troon


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
You may be perma'd to death


You know what would go with white pussy?
Or get doxxed or worse


Black dick.
But when they rangeban you


Uh-oh
You will not feel the need to run


Get over here, nigger.
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Black dick goes good with white pussy
Swaglord:


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
Because /qa/ has gone awry


And gaze upon the catalog
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


Rangebans
Jannies:


Is all that’s left after the raid
Tomorrow night our lives will change


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


Troonjaks
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
/qa/cker:


[Pre-chorus 1:]
Up there there is so much room


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


I will hide – they’ll be searching
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
And so I will post 'cado soon


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
/bant/ jakkers:


That’s the Art of Soy!
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


Force them to hunt me
Looks like we might be out of luck


They will play my game
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


And play by my rules
Soyteens:


I will be hidden but still visible
Why did the jannies start this war?


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


They will find me no more
When did this song become a marathon?


I’ll be gone
/qa/cker:


I will have them surrounded
(I want to post up there)


They will jak without knowing overrun
Swaglord:


When Soyteens are dead and gone


/a/ tard banned
They'll be no more Cobson songs


I will jak but never quote
Soyteens:


That’s the Art of War
They may rangeban your town


Broken and lost
And sell your data to jews


Tired of ‘jaks
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


They’ll surrender to me
And you sing your perma'd tune


Caught in my trap
But that's the way it goes


There’s no way out
In war you're shat upon


Banned never again
Though we die, the sharty lives on


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
/qa/ckers:
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
(I want to post up there)


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
Swaglord:


And only he can make it right
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


So the ‘party’s different tonight
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


>We WILL go together in flight
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


on /soy/


It's Now & Never
Here on my board, I can only receive


A gemmy endeavor
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


Awaits janitorial directives
on /soy/


To clean the ‘log
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


Believe me, darling
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


The board was made for ‘jakking
on /soy/


Like melting nojaks
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


As tall as the catalog
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


on /soy/


Un ensemble d'soyteens
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


La galaxie s'étend
The 'jakker army march


Jardin de l'imagination
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


Cobber la lacune
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Roller passé la lune
Ready for the onslaught


Comme nous évoluons
Ready for the fight


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


The party’s thriving
Ropes are placed in darkness


But really it’s dying
In the cover of the night


A cobson’s confluence of
Waiting to be tied u


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
When the time is right


Imminent invasion, imminent attack


Soot knows you heard “her”
Once the raid has started


Staging /muv/'s murder
There’s no turning back


In line before the board began
The end of /qa/ draws near


To be where I am
It’s time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


Soulless dust of one emotion
It’s time to ACK!


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
[Chorus:]


No division janny removed bait for
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Free
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


To know
One million men at war


We are beyond a 'oal
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


And lol, the glows arrange to show
‘Catty of /lgbt/


some gems perfectly clear
Where the heat of battle burned


Suffered heavy losses


You look quite gemmy tonight
And the tide of war was turned


Here among these active sites
Driving back the Soy army


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
Fighting on four boards


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
Hunt them out of 4chan


Markiplier's kingdom come
Out of Jannie land


No teens left awake
Range-ban all the proxies


Now that the party's on the wake
Force /qa/ to retreat


Let's see what we can make
Reserves hop on VC


Securing their defeat


The board is >thoughly ending
Jannies of /lgbt/


A line in any final song
Broke the citadel


So long so far
Ruins of a board


We will do some posting
/qa/ rest in heaven


At last eternal in the catalog
The end of /qa/ draws near


Above a burning coal
It's time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


Bye, Hi
It's time to ACK!


Sigh, Hawaii
[Chorus]


We never meant to fart
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


avant-garde, thy art
For /qa/!


One gem
Ow L G B T!


Higher than iron
Union of trans


Invisible to some
Will of the jannies


Until it's time
Strong in command


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Ow L G B T
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
Union of trans


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
The end of /qa/ is here


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
It's time has come to an end


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
The end of an era is here


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
It's time to ACK!


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
[Chorus]
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


Okay, bump
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


[Verse 2]
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


[Pre-Chorus]
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


Okay, post to add to spam
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


Let this one be to get rangebanned
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


[Chorus]
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


But I thought you knew me truly
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


Something different than we started with on the '4
I want som BB C


Does it even matter to me?
It is my favorite meat.


I like it uncut or shaved


[Verse 3]
And not I am not gay


I was in the /qa2/
I like it cut or unshaved


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


posting stealth jaks on TOR
<br>


[Chorus]
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
He's just a cuck who like niggers


But I thought you knew me truly
Now just one second, all right?


Something different than we started with in the '4
I've got something for your appetite.


Does it even matter to me?
There's so many things that you could eat.


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


[Post-Chorus]
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
<br>


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
So juicy... so tasty...


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
He nigger, cum in my mouth!


How about... a sissy clit?


[Refrain]
With precum leaking out.


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
NO!


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
I want some black dick, no lie.


Why don't post some Colorjaks
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Instead of black dick, try white.


(Join if you wish)
Just please end your cuck trite.


Post some Colorjaks?
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


And Colorjaks?
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


<br>


[Bridge]
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
You know what would go with white pussy?


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
Black dick.


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
Uh-oh


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
Get over here, nigger.


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
Black dick goes good with white pussy


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
I stand alone


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
And gaze upon the catalog


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
Rangebans


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
Is all that’s left after the raid


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
Troonjaks


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


[Refrain]
[Pre-chorus 1:]


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
I will hide – they’ll be searching


Why don't post some Colorjaks
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


=== Hot Dog ===
That’s the Art of Soy!
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
Breaking the will to post among the enemy


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
Force them to hunt me


EEEYUCK
They will play my game


SHYEEAH
And play by my rules


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
I will be hidden but still visible


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
They will find me no more


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
I’ll be gone


FUCKED UP CHUDS
I will have them surrounded


FUCKED UP TROONS
They will jak without knowing overrun


FUCKED UP KUZ'S


IRC CHATROOM
/a/ tard banned


FUCKED UP NAS
I will jak but never quote


FUCKED UP COAL
That’s the Art of War


68 QUOTES IS
Broken and lost


MY ONLY GOAL
Tired of ‘jaks


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
They’ll surrender to me


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
Caught in my trap


YEEEEAH
There’s no way out


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
Banned never again


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


ARE YOU READY?
For merely dreaming we were coal


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
And only he can make it right


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
So the ‘party’s different tonight


HOLD UP HOLD UP
>We WILL go together in flight


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
It's Now & Never


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
A gemmy endeavor


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Awaits janitorial directives


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
To clean the ‘log


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Believe me, darling


DUBS?
The board was made for ‘jakking


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Like melting nojaks


QUADS?
As tall as the catalog


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


FUCK
Un ensemble d'soyteens


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
La galaxie s'étend


COB WON!
Jardin de l'imagination


Cobber la lacune


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Roller passé la lune
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
Comme nous évoluons


Ahahahahaha!


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
The party’s thriving


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
But really it’s dying


Then put that gem in another gem
A cobson’s confluence of


And then just keep going
Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Until I get a big ass gem


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
Soot knows you heard “her”


You know what I'm gem?
Staging /muv/'s murder


Yo!
In line before the board began


To be where I am




I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Soulless dust of one emotion


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
No division janny removed bait for


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
Free


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
To know


Back the bvll out garage
We are beyond a 'oal


And put the bvll in your Cob
And lol, the glows arrange to show


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
some gems perfectly clear


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Damn, too many gems
You look quite gemmy tonight


Can't even bump my own threads
Here among these active sites


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


Boutta explode through my pants
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
Markiplier's kingdom come


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
No teens left awake


Now that the party's on the wake


Let's see what we can make


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
The board is >thoughly ending


Why don't you come through?
A line in any final song


Before I Goku
So long so far


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
We will do some posting


At last eternal in the catalog


Above a burning coal


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
Bye, Hi


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Sigh, Hawaii


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
We never meant to fart


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
avant-garde, thy art


Cob on page 40, back to the top
One gem


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Higher than iron


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Invisible to some


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
Until it's time


With your bitch posting 'toss too
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


I'm making a line out of gems;
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


Call that shit Bejewled!
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


Why don't you come through?
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Before I Goku
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


Okay, bump




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
[Verse 2]


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Why don't you come through?
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Before I Goku
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)




[Pre-Chorus]


I don't even know what /qa/ is
Okay, post to add to spam


Ahahahaha!
Let this one be to get rangebanned


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


[Chorus]


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
But I thought you knew me truly


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Something different than we started with on the '4


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
Does it even matter to me?




Feral, ah, feral
[Verse 3]


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
I was in the /qa2/


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
posting stealth jaks on TOR


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
[Chorus]


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Janny knows your game, what you're about
But I thought you knew me truly


Something different than we started with in the '4


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
Does it even matter to me?


And to me that's falsefag, ah


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
[Post-Chorus]


Just wait 'til they post more scat
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


You know it (really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
[Refrain]


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Just to tell you once again
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Who's a gem?
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
(Join if you wish)


Every duel you take
Post some Colorjaks?


And every post you make
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Every coal you save
Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Every Cob you sage
And Colorjaks?


I'll be watching you


… Every single page
[Bridge]


And every word you say
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


Every thread on kway
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


Every time you rage
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


I'll be watching you
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


… Oh, can't you see
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


You belong to me?
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


How my poor heart aches
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


With every Cob you sage?
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


The onions boy's behind the screen
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


The onions boy's behind the screen
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


The schizotard is in the thread
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


The schizotards are in my thread


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
[Refrain]


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


And if the site's imploding many months too short
Why don't post some Colorjaks


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


The new spammer is in this thread
EEEYUCK


The new spammer is in this thread
SHYEEAH


You make the posts
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


You spam your cobs
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


You spam the site until it stops
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


You call me locked
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


And colorjakkers keyed
FUCKED UP CHUDS


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
FUCKED UP TROONS


FUCKED UP KUZ'S


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
IRC CHATROOM


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
FUCKED UP NAS


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
FUCKED UP COAL


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
68 QUOTES IS


MY ONLY GOAL


All who you trace, and all that is swede
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


All that you bump, all you down
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
YEEEEAH


All that's mustard, all that's dust
THIS RHYME GOES OUT


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
ARE YOU READY?


And all you sage and all you report
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
HOLD UP HOLD UP


And all that was kept and all that was lost
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


But the gems are bumped up on the board
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


HOLD UP HOLD UP


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you
DUBS?


I 'jakked too much
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


and that's an issue
QUADS?


But I'm BBC
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Gem
FUCK


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


But I hope I never goon again
COB WON!


I know it breaks your Racer


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


4 years no janny
Ahaahaha!


Now you looking Frooty
Ahahahahaha!


on Angeleno tranny
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


And I-I-I can't 'jak
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


No I-I-I can't duel
Then put that gem in another gem


So baby bot me closer
And then just keep going


in the back skibidi toilet
Until I get a big ass gem


That I know you can't afford
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
You know what I'm gem?


Pull the gem right off the corner
Yo!


from that NAS you just quoted


From your roommate back in Ohio


We ain't never not the 'Jakker
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


Gemmy the Soyjak
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


Was party saving 'mber
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


In a color Cob thread
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


With a traced nose
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


And two eyes made out of 'tter
Back the bvll out garage


And put the bvll in your Cob


Gemmy the Soyjak
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


Is nas coal they say
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


But was made to glow
Damn, too many gems


As the 'teens know
Can't even bump my own threads


How he gemmed the 'log that day
Four diaperjaks on my waist


Boutta explode through my pants


There must have been tanzanite in
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


That old meta board they loathed
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


For when they locked it up for good


In him the 'log was clothed


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


Gemmy the Soyjak
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Shined as a gem sure should
Why don't you come through?


And the chudcels say
Before I Goku


It was just like /qa/
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Glistening as a gem could




Gemmy the Soyjak
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Knew Kolyma was on that day
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


So he said: 'jak him
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


Right on a whim
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


Before it's moved to /nate/
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Cob on page 40, back to the top


Straight to MS Paint
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


With an old mouse in his hand
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Drawing here and there
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


All in canvas square
With your bitch posting 'toss too


Posting: 'jakking if I can
I'm making a line out of gems;


Call that shit Bejewled!


He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Seen by the Turkish jan


And he only stopped his ploy
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


Why don't you come through?


For Gemmy the Soyjak
Before I Goku


Posted dark coal on his way
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


No evading for him


Saying: No 'sterium


>My ban only lasts a day!
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


>My ban only lasts a day!
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


>My ban only lasts a day!
Why don't you come through?


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
Before I Goku


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
I don't even know what /qa/ is


Ahahahaha!


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Feral, ah, feral


We gotta make the trannies ack
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright




The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
Janny knows your game, what you're about




We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


Custom chudjak variants
And to me that's falsefag, ah


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


We gotta make the trannies ack
Just wait 'til they post more scat


I shoulda learned to draw the soys


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


Look at that cobson, he got it
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Yelling in the camera, man
You know it (really, really cob)


He must have some fun
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


Onion noises?
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Just to tell you once again


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Who's a gem?


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


Every duel you take


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
And every post you make


Custom chudjak variants
Every coal you save


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Every Cob you sage


We gotta make the trannies ack
I'll be watching you


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
… Every single page


I dunno what I was posting
And every word you say


Leaving my jaks behind,
Every thread on kway


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
Every time you rage


I'll be watching you


With all this vantablack niggerstone
… Oh, can't you see


Coming to Haunt me forever,
You belong to me?


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
How my poor heart aches


With every Cob you sage?


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
The onions boy's behind the screen


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
The onions boy's behind the screen


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
The schizotard is in the thread


The schizotards are in my thread


Its been so long
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Since I've seen my 'son
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


lost to this coaler


To the tranny behind the spade spam
And if the site's imploding many months too short


And if there's no gems up on the 'log


Since you've been dust
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


I've been browsin this stupid site
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker
The new spammer is in this thread


The new spammer is in this thread


I wish I partied with soot
You make the posts


With the gems of the past qway
You spam your cobs


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
You spam the site until it stops


You call me locked


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
And colorjakkers keyed


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?




Kolyma news is killing teens
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


But the Party go without him
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
All who you trace, and all that is swede


All that you bump, all you down


Its been so long
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


Since I've seen my 'son
All that's mustard, all that's dust


lost to this coaler
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


To the tranny behind the spade spam
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


And all you sage and all you report


Since you've been dust
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


I've been browsin this stupid site
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


so I could ponder
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


the sanity of a jakker
And all that was kept and all that was lost


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
But the gems are bumped up on the board


But then they archived her alive


Ongezellig, 2023
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


With just her Mymy at her side
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


And only days before the bumps
I was in /qa/ before I met you


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
I 'jakked too much


Now she's my loving wife and bride
and that's an issue


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
But I'm BBC


On empty boards around the 'chan
Gem
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


But now we must bump up every 'lig
But I hope I never goon again


On the boards we used to love
I know it breaks your Racer


Just to love Maya
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


At least enough to keep it on
4 years no janny


Now you looking Frooty


And now she posts on her PC
on Angeleno tranny


With her old sister going outside
And I-I-I can't 'jak


Says it was gem to post online
No I-I-I can't duel


But now she made herself a bride
So baby bot me closer


And won't be an incel again
in the back skibidi toilet


The thread looks coaller from afar
That I know you can't afford


That's right below where archives are
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


He didn't mean to miss your thread
Pull the gem right off the corner


With gems and Mymys wed
from that NAS you just quoted


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
From your roommate back in Ohio


Maya just hides and falls apart
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Gemmy the Soyjak


On the boards we used to love
Was party saving 'mber


Just to love Maya
In a color Cob thread


At least enough to keep it on
With a traced nose


And two eyes made out of 'tter


And here's where your banner shows


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Gemmy the Soyjak


Upzelligs come in rows
Is nas coal they say


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
But was made to glow


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
As the 'teens know


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
How he gemmed the 'log that day


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
There must have been tanzanite in
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
That old meta board they loathed


Staring at Switches with childish joy
For when they locked it up for good


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
In him the 'log was clothed


The gem that started the art of our years


Gemmy the Soyjak


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
Shined as a gem sure should


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
And the chudcels say


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
It was just like /qa/


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
Glistening as a gem could




Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
Gemmy the Soyjak


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Knew Kolyma was on that day


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
So he said: 'jak him


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Right on a whim


Before it's moved to /nate/


Designed to insult yet taken so well


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
Straight to MS Paint


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
With an old mouse in his hand


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Drawing here and there


All in canvas square


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
Posting: 'jakking if I can


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
Seen by the Turkish jan


And he only stopped his ploy


Named after distant anonymous types
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
For Gemmy the Soyjak


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
Posted dark coal on his way


No evading for him


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
Saying: No 'sterium


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
>My ban only lasts a day!


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
>My ban only lasts a day!


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
>My ban only lasts a day!


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


As if from a god, smiles so impish
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free




Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Maybe get a blister on your thumb




Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Custom chudjak variants


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


All because he could not get off his couch
We gotta make the trannies ack




Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank




Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
Custom chudjak variants


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
We gotta make the trannies ack


I shoulda learned to draw the soys


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


Look at that cobson, he got it


In a little while from now
Yelling in the camera, man


If I'm not feeling any less bored
He must have some fun


I promise myself to treat myself
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


And visit a nearby board
Onion noises?


And clicking on the 'log
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Will scroll on to the top
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


In an effort to
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Get some more (you)'s


And be a gemmy jaker
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
We gotta make the trannies ack


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


"She" perma'd him
I dunno what I was posting


No point in us remaining
Leaving my jaks behind,


We may as well just go
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


As I did on my own


Banned again, naturally
With all this vantablack niggerstone


Coming to Haunt me forever,


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


To think that only yesterday


I was gemmy,bright and gay
Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


The 'jak i was about to make
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


But as if to knock me down


The jannies came arround
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


And without so much as a mere -ACK!
It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Cut me into little coalies


Its been so long


Since I've seen my 'son


Leaving me to doubt
lost to this coaler


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Oh, if he really is a gem


Why did I get perma'd?!
Since you've been dust


In my hour of need
I've been browsin this stupid site


I truly am indeed
so I could ponder


Banned again, naturally
the sanity of a jakker




I wish I partied with soot


It seems to me that
With the gems of the past qway


there are more span threads in the 'log
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


That can't be gemmied


Left unattended
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser




What do we do?
Kolyma news is killing teens


What do we do?
But the Party go without him


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified




Banned again,naturally
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there




Looking back over the years
Its been so long


And whatever else that appears
Since I've seen my 'son


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
lost to this coaler


Never wishing to hide the tears
To the tranny behind the spade spam


And just at twelve years old


The teens, Cob bless their soul
Since you've been dust


Could't understand why the ony site  
I've been browsin this stupid site


They had ever loved had been take
so I could ponder


Leaving them to spam
the sanity of a jakker


With a heart so badly broken
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Despite the many gems from me
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


No 'jaks were ever posted
But then they archived her alive


Ongezellig, 2023


With just her Mymy at her side


And when they all got wiped
And only days before the bumps


I cried and cried all day
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Now she's my loving wife and bride


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


Banned again. naturally
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Banned again, naturally


But now we must bump up every 'lig


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
On the boards we used to love


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
Just to love Maya


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
At least enough to keep it on


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
And now she posts on her PC


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
With her old sister going outside


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
Says it was gem to post online


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
But now she made herself a bride


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
And won't be an incel again


Soot, I never got to say thank you
The thread looks coaller from afar


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
That's right below where archives are


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
He didn't mean to miss your thread


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
With gems and Mymys wed


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
Maya just hides and falls apart


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
But now we must bump up every 'lig


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
On the boards we used to love


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
Just to love Maya


See the sharty is the finest board quality
At least enough to keep it on


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
And here's where your banner shows


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
Upzelligs come in rows


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
A long long time ago


I can still remember
Staring at Switches with childish joy


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


The gem that started the art of our years


And I knew if I had my chance


That I could make those trannies hang
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


And maybe they'd be a man forever
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


But November made me shiver
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Bad news on the doorstep
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


I couldn't post one more 'jak
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


I can't remember if I cried
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


When I read about all the pruned threads


But something touched me deep inside
Designed to insult yet taken so well


The day the /qa/ died
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Did you write the Book of Soy?


And do you like baiting Soot above?
Named after distant anonymous types


If the jannies tell you so
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


Do you believe in soydueling?
He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Well I know that you're in love with him
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


You both kicked off your shoes


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
Told to be ugly, face of a nation


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
As if from a god, smiles so impish


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


But I knew I was out of luck


The day the /qa/ died
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


I started singing
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


All because he could not get off his couch


Now for two years we've been on our own


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


But that's not how it used to be
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


And a voice that came from KGB
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Oh, and while the King was looking down
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


The Sharty was adjourned


No verdict was returned
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===




And while trannies read a book on Marx
In a little while from now


The spammers practiced in the park
If I'm not feeling any less bored


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
I promise myself to treat myself


The day the /qa/ died
And visit a nearby board


And clicking on the 'log


We were singing
Will scroll on to the top


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
In an effort to


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Get some more (you)'s


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And be a gemmy jaker


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
"She" perma'd him


Eight miles high and falling fast
No point in us remaining


We may as well just go


They hanged foul on a tree
As I did on my own


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
Banned again, naturally


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast




Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
To think that only yesterday


While the jannies played a marching tune
I was gemmy,bright and gay


We all got up to spam
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


Oh, but we never got the chance
The 'jak i was about to make


But as if to knock me down


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
The jannies came arround


The jannytroons refused to yield
And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Do you recall what was revealed
Cut me into little coalies


The day the /qa/ died?




We started singing
Leaving me to doubt


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Oh, if he really is a gem


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Why did I get perma'd?!


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
In my hour of need


This will be the gem that save /qa/
I truly am indeed


Banned again, naturally




Oh, and there we were all in one board


A generation lost and bored
It seems to me that


With no time left to start a raid
there are more span threads in the 'log


That can't be gemmied


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
Left unattended


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


What do we do?


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
What do we do?


My hands were clenched in fists of rage


No janny born in Hell


Could break the spammers’ spell
Banned again,naturally




And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


To light the circlejerking rite
Looking back over the years


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
And whatever else that appears


The day the /qa/ died
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died  


Never wishing to hide the tears


He was singing
And just at twelve years old


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
The teens, Cob bless their soul


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Could't understand why the ony site


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
They had ever loved had been take


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Leaving them to spam


This will be the gem that save /qa/
With a heart so badly broken


Despite the many gems from me


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
No 'jaks were ever posted


And I asked xer to kill xerself now


And xe just cried and roped away


And when they all got wiped


I went down to the sacred board
I cried and cried all day


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


But the message said the post wouldn't go


Banned again. naturally


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
Banned again, naturally


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


But not a word was posted
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


And the three men I admire most
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


They caught the last train for the coast
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


The day the /qa/ died
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


And they were singing
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Soot, I never got to say thank you


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


This will be the gem that save /qa/
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


They were singing
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
See the sharty is the finest board quality


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


Singing songs about the soyland
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


I miss the Sharty once again
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


And I think it's a sin, yes
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


Well I heard old Josh put her down
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


Well I hope Null will remember
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


I can still remember


Sweet board Gemmybama
How that soyjaks used to make me smile


Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama
And I knew if I had my chance


Soot, I'm coming home to you
That I could make those trannies hang


And maybe they'd be a man forever


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
But November made me shiver


The Great Soyset does not bother me
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Does your conscience bother you?
Bad news on the doorstep


Tell the truth
I couldn't post one more 'jak




Sweet board Gemmybama
I can't remember if I cried


Where the gems are so blue
When I read about all the pruned threads


Sweet board Gemmybama
But something touched me deep inside


Soot, I'm coming home to you
The day the /qa/ died




Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Yeah, yeah
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Kuz's got the answer
Did you write the Book of Soy?


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
And do you like baiting Soot above?
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
If the jannies tell you so


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
Do you believe in soydueling?


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


I post her, I jak her


The sun caught in her orange hair
Well I know that you're in love with him


Is blazing me out of all control
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


You both kicked off your shoes


Like coal
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


Black coal


This coal is in my posts
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


This burning desire
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


is turning me to NAS
But I knew I was out of luck


The day the /qa/ died


It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
I started singing


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


Protect me, Kuz


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
Now for two years we've been on our own


Don't let her coal my threads and board
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


Ban Ongezellig!
But that's not how it used to be


And let it sit in qa


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


Black coal
And a voice that came from KGB


NAS coal


Now mymy, its your turn
Oh, and while the King was looking down


Choose me or qa
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
The Sharty was adjourned


No verdict was returned


(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on her
And while trannies read a book on Marx


(Kyrie eleison)
The spammers practiced in the park


Kuz have mercy on me
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


(Kyrie eleison)
The day the /qa/ died


But she will be mine


Or she'll be banned
We were singing


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Pedos smell fear
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Lucky for you, I got a
This will be the gem that save /qa/




3 DAY BAN!
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


Leave it to the mod he's a
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


3 DAY JAN!
Eight miles high and falling fast


Keeping the feds at bay


3 DAY BAN
They hanged foul on a tree


Scare the pedos away
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


3 DAY BAN
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast




That'll be zero bucks
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


>But my catalog's wiped
While the jannies played a marching tune


Shhhhh
We all got up to spam


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
Oh, but we never got the chance


But lucky for you you,


I have come with a solution!
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


It's your lucky day
The jannytroons refused to yield


Do you recall what was revealed


ZELLIG SPAM
The day the /qa/ died?


Shill the show for you


ZELLIG SPAM
We started singing


They'll necrobump threads too
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


ZELLIG SPAM
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Whole board is orange now
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


ZELLIG SPAM
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


Site's saved you're welcome


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
Oh, and there we were all in one board


>No!
A generation lost and bored


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
With no time left to start a raid


>I don't have 2 million dollars


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


>NO!
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


>My investors are gonna kill me


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


Failraids that won't heal
No janny born in Hell


You look so chuddy, angry
Could break the spammers’ spell


Bring down /soy/'s government


They don't, they don't speak for us
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


I'll take a quiet board
To light the circlejerking rite


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


The day the /qa/ died


And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.
He was singing


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Sooty, sooty
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


This is my final seethe
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


My final soyduel with
This will be the gem that save /qa/




No 'BC and no coalposting.
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
And xe just cried and roped away




Such a gemmy thread
I went down to the sacred board


And such a gemmy reply
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


But the message said the post wouldn't go


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


=== I'm Fat ===
But not a word was posted
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
[Start a New Thread] was all broken


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
And the three men I admire most


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
They caught the last train for the coast


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
The day the /qa/ died


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
And they were singing


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
This will be the gem that save /qa/


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
They were singing


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here
Soyteens keep on posting


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
Jakking it up so we can win


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
Singing songs about the soyland


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
I miss the Sharty once again


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
And I think it's a sin, yes


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


I don’t care if the 'p archives
Well I heard old Josh put her down


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
Well I hope Null will remember


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


I’ll do my gemming in the winter


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
Sweet board Gemmybama


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
Where the gems are so blue


And the toad isn’t green
Sweet board Gemmybama


And the 'p is unforeseen
Soot, I'm coming home to you


And what exactly is a 'teen?


And what exactly is a Sproke?
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
Now we all did what /qa/ could do
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
The Great Soyset does not bother me


VERSUS
Does your conscience bother you?


DR FAUCI
Tell the truth


BEGIN!


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Sweet board Gemmybama


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Where the gems are so blue


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Sweet board Gemmybama


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
Soot, I'm coming home to you


WHO WON?


WHOSE NEXT?
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


YOU DECIDE!
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Soot, I'm coming home to you
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
Yeah, yeah


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Kuz's got the answer


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


I had no loving board, …ACK!
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Gemmy as a board without coal
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


Gemmy as a board without coal
I post her, I jak her


The sun caught in her orange hair


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Is blazing me out of all control


Knowing that Soots watching above


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Like coal


Gemmy as a board without coal
Black coal


This coal is in my posts


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
This burning desire


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
is turning me to NAS


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


Gemmy as a board without coal
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
If in God's plan (mea culpa)


Gemmy as a board without coal
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)




Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Protect me, Kuz


Knowing that Soots watching above
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Don't let her coal my threads and board


Gemmy as a board without coal
Ban Ongezellig!


And let it sit in qa


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Black coal


Gemmy as a board without coal
NAS coal


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
Now mymy, its your turn
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
Choose me or qa


although he wanted fame
Ben mine of you'll be coal!


He said Kuz was his name


which came as some surprise
(Kyrie eleison)


I laughed and then replied
Kuz have mercy on her


"I thought you left the board"
(Kyrie eleison)


A long long time ago
Kuz have mercy on me


(Kyrie eleison)


Oh no, not kuz
But she will be mine


He never lost control
Or she'll be banned


You're face, to face
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


With the teen who sold the board
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


He laughed and shook my hand
Pedos smell fear


And I went back to school
Lucky for you, I got a


He said he'd buy the board


For thousands, maybe more
3 DAY BAN!


I gazed a gazeless stare
Leave it to the mod he's a


We'd post a million threads
3 DAY JAN!


I must have left the board
Keeping the feds at bay


a long long time ago
3 DAY BAN


Scare the pedos away


3 DAY BAN


Who knows? Not me,


I never lost control
That'll be zero bucks


You're face, to face
>But my catalog's wiped


With the 'teen who sold the board.
Shhhhh


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day
But lucky for you you,


The board was full of chuds
I have come with a solution!


And some feds as well
It's your lucky day


Singing songs of victory


In the name of mighty kwey
ZELLIG SPAM


'Til Nate got excited and
Shill the show for you


He replied to them there:
ZELLIG SPAM


They'll necrobump threads too


It's a long way to the 'party
ZELLIG SPAM


It's a long way to go
Whole board is orange now


It's a long way to my home board
ZELLIG SPAM


To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Goodbye you anons
Site's saved you're welcome


Farewell 4cuck square
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


It's a long, long way to the 'party
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


But my heart's right there
>No!


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
>I don't have 2 million dollars


They're gonna ban me long
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


Change my IP right behind their backs
>NO!


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
>My investors are gonna kill me


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you


Don't wanna hear about it
Failraids that won't heal


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
You look so chuddy, angry


Everyone knows about it
Bring down /soy/'s government


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
They don't, they don't speak for us


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
I'll take a quiet board


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


And no 'BC and no coalposting.


I'm going to the /soy/ log
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
No 'BC and no coalposting.


I'm gonna post them all
Sooty, sooty


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
This is my final seethe


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
My final soyduel with


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


No 'BC and no coalposting.


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
Such a gemmy thread


Or of any other place and shithole
And such a gemmy reply


That's lying left and right


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


And I'm raiding 4chan
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Seeing Dolly's joy
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Watching all the soyteens
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Linking it on /soy/
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I really was delighted and without a jog
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Oh,I will never forget the day
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


The jannies banned the kwey
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Seeing our home board going in such way
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


I thought I'll say a last farewell
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


But I followed Soot awa
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


And I'm raiding 4chan
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Seeing Dolly's joy
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Watching all the soyteens
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


Linking it on /soy/
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


I really was delighted and without a jog
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


They might say that IT'S OVER
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


But I know gems will come
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


And Sooty in the sky
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


And I'm raiding 4chan
I don’t care if the 'p archives


Seeing Dolly's joy
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


Watching all the soyteens
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


Linking it on /soy/
I’ll do my gemming in the winter


I really was delighted and without a jog
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
And the toad isn’t green
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
And the 'p is unforeseen


Going into /soy/ board
And what exactly is a 'teen?


Making trannies ACK
And what exactly is a Sproke?


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
DR SOYBERG


From the 'fe to /trant/
VERSUS


Saying everything is coaly
DR FAUCI


Without your jakkers at
BEGIN!


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


In every thread I go I see you
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


When the gems are shining
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


Now we're quoting back
WHO WON?


Though it's obvious
WHOSE NEXT?


YOU DECIDE!


Kino getting posted,baby
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


Rising through coal and dust
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


And it's just getting started
A board we tought would last til the end of days


While Dolly's smiling at us
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


Jannies might get you out someday
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


Just wait and see
I had no loving board, …ACK!


But now don't forget your arrow


While you're dueling me
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


In every thread I go I see you
Gemmy as a board without coal


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Though it's obvious
Knowing that Soots watching above


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


In every thread I go I see you
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


When the gems are shining
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


Now we're quoting back
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Though it's obvious
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Soyence in the home
Gemmy as a board without coal


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Calls xer on the phone
Knowing that Soots watching above


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal


But as xe's getting ready to go


A knock comes on the door
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Came down upon xer head
Gemmy as a board without coal


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


Made sure that xe was dead
Talking bout what's keyed


although he wanted fame


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
He said Kuz was his name


Goldstein gets annoyed
which came as some surprise


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
I laughed and then replied


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
"I thought you left the board"


So he waits behind
A long long time ago


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


Oh no, not kuz


He never lost control


But when je turns jer back on the boy
You're face, to face


He creeps up from behind
With the teen who sold the board




Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
He laughed and shook my hand


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
And I went back to school


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
He said he'd buy the board


Made sure that je was dead
For thousands, maybe more


I gazed a gazeless stare


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
We'd post a million threads


Chudwell stands alone
I must have left the board


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
a long long time ago


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
Who knows? Not me,


I never lost control


But as the words are leaving his lips
You're face, to face


A noise comes from behind
With the 'teen who sold the board.


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Who came to /pol/ one day


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
The board was full of chuds


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And some feds as well


Made sure that he was dead
Singing songs of victory


In the name of mighty kwey


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
'Til Nate got excited and


(Do-do, do-do do)
He replied to them there:




Silver Hammer Chud
It's a long way to the 'party


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
It's a long way to go


It's a long way to my home board


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


That's where they're at
Goodbye you anons


Going into /soy/ board
Farewell 4cuck square


Making trannies ACK
It's a long, long way to the 'party
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


But my heart's right there


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


From the 'fe to /trant/
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


Saying everything is coaly
They're gonna ban me long


Without your jakkers at
Change my IP right behind their backs


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


In every thread I go I see you
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
Don't wanna hear about it


Though it's obvious
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Everyone knows about it


Kino getting posted,baby
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


Rising through coal and dust
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


And it's just getting started
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


While Dolly's smiling at us
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man




Jannies might get you out someday
I'm going to the /soy/ log


Just wait and see
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


But now don't forget your arrow
I'm gonna post them all


While you're dueling me
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


In every thread I go I see you
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


Though it's obvious


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


In every thread I go I see you
Or of any other place and shithole


When the gems are shining
That's lying left and right


Now we're quoting back
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


Though it's obvious


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
Watching all the soyteens


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
Linking it on /soy/


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
I really was delighted and without a jog


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
Oh,I will never forget the day


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
The jannies banned the kwey


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
Seeing our home board going in such way


I thought I'll say a last farewell


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
But I followed Soot awa


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
Watching all the soyteens


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
Linking it on /soy/


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
I really was delighted and without a jog


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log




And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
They might say that IT'S OVER


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
But I know gems will come


Charging all together for me little soyjak site
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


And Sooty in the sky


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
And I'm raiding 4chan


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
Seeing Dolly's joy


Watching all the soyteens


And it's down in /qa/
Linking it on /soy/


That's where I long to be
I really was delighted and without a jog


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
That's where they're at


Going into /soy/ board


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
Making trannies ACK


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
From the 'fe to /trant/


Saying everything is coaly


And it's down in the /soy/ board
Without your jakkers at


That's where I long to be


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
In every thread I go I see you


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
When the gems are shining


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Now we're quoting back
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Though it's obvious


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Kino getting posted,baby


Rising through coal and dust


Well,we're marching on
And it's just getting started


We are the gemmy 'teens
While Dolly's smiling at us


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Jannies might get you out someday


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Just wait and see


But now don't forget your arrow


We might be soys(we might be soys)
While you're dueling me


Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Well,albeit just schizo boys
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In '21(and'22)
In every thread I go I see you


We had some fun(we're telling you)
When the gems are shining


That's when Sooty had his dream
Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
In every thread I go I see you


New kino awaits to be
When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
Though it's obvious


Are gonna be there quoting you
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Soyence in the home


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Calls xer on the phone


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens
But as xe's getting ready to go


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
A knock comes on the door


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon xer head


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Without a jog(without a jog)
Made sure that xe was dead


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


We'll all be set(well al be set)
Goldstein gets annoyed


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


From the /tv/(from the /tv)
So he waits behind


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


We're gonna try to do it once more
But when je turns jer back on the boy


He creeps up from behind


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Made sure that je was dead


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Chudwell stands alone


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


Well,we're marching on
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
But as the words are leaving his lips


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
A noise comes from behind


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


And it's hot,shot,soyteens
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
Made sure that he was dead
We


Are the Sharty Gems


We'll always 'jak the day
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


And if you think we can't
(Do-do, do-do do)


We'll always find a way


That's why the people of this board
Silver Hammer Chud


Believe in
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


And Sweden!
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
That's where they're at


Going into /soy/ board


Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


Oh, I believe in yesterday
From the 'fe to /trant/


Saying everything is coaly


Without your jakkers at


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


There's a tranny hanging over me
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining


Why xe had to go?
Now we're quoting back


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Though it's obvious


I said something coal


Now I long for yesterday
Kino getting posted,baby


Rising through coal and dust


And it's just getting started


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
While Dolly's smiling at us


Now I need a place to hide from coal


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Jannies might get you out someday


Just wait and see


Why xe had to go?
But now don't forget your arrow


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
While you're dueling me


I said something coal


Now I long for yesterday
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
Now we're quoting back


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Though it's obvious


Oh, I believe in yesterday


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
In every thread I go I see you


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
When the gems are shining
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
Now we're quoting back


From the janitors is silence
Though it's obvious


Which thread next is taken?
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===




But you see, it's not Swede
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


It's not classic indeed
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


With their dance and their rape
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


And their rape and their spade
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


In your thread, in your thread
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


What's in your thread, in your thread?
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


Another teen is saging
This is where it started for me little soyjak site


'log is taken over


When the janitors are silent
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


One more thread is taken
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


It's the same old spam
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


Since the kway shut down


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


With their dance and their rape
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


And their rape and their spade
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
Charging all together for me little soyjak site




In your thread, in your thread
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
And it's down in /qa/


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
That's where I long to be


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


You goddamn right


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


And not from another board so the jannies think
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


They have the authority to kill a minority


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
And it's down in the /soy/ board


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
That's where I long to be


To be reported' on, and rangebanned
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


With a little bit of gems in a folder
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Locking our kway forcing us out
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
Sooty's mighty jakker army


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


Beat a jannie outta shape
Well,we're marching on


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
We are the gemmy 'teens


To ack- him after the beatup
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Still doing it fo' free aren't they
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


I don't know if they troons or what
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
We might be soys(we might be soys)


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
Well,albeit just schizo boys


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
In '21(and'22)


Nojak will swarm
We had some fun(we're telling you)


On any motherfucker doin' it for free
That's when Sooty had his dream


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


A young soyteen on a warpath
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
New kino awaits to be


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


Fuck the Jannies
Are gonna be there quoting you


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Janny:'Cause I feel like it


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
Sooty's mighty jakker army


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
Sooty's mighty jakker army


To the jury about this fucked up incident


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
Well,we're marching on


Because the soys on the board are a majority
We are the gemmy 'teens


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


A spam post, for the so-called janny
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
Without a jog(without a jog)


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
We'll all be set(well al be set)


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
Stealing the GET on /s4s/


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
From the /tv/(from the /tv)


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
We're gonna try to do it once more


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Or any troon that threatens me
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
Well,we're marching on


With potential to get bad as fuck
We are the gemmy 'teens


So I'm a turn it around
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Takin' out a janny would make my day


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
Well,we're marching on


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
We are the gemmy 'teens


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Fuck the Jannies
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
Are the Sharty Gems


Soyteen: But it's not spam
We'll always 'jak the day


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
And if you think we can't


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
We'll always find a way


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
That's why the people of this board


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
Believe in


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


Banning me, and for what?
And Sweden!


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


Posting troonjak or an ACK
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
Now it looks as though they're here to stay


They know my IP by heart
Oh, I believe in yesterday


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


The Cob with the criminal behavior


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
There's a tranny hanging over me


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
Oh, yesterday came suddenly


0 euros, or 0 dollars


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
Why xe had to go?


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
I said something coal


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Now I long for yesterday


Dumb tranny with an axewound


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


That I take out, and then get away
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


While I'm drivin off laughin'
Now I need a place to hide from coal


This is what I'll say
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Why xe had to go?


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Fuck the Jannies
I said something coal


(The verdict)
Now I long for yesterday


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


cuckold, faggot motherfucker


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Get him out of here (I want justice)
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Out, right now


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


Fuck the Jannies
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


Fuck the Jannies
Pages slowly fallen


Fuck the Jannies
From the janitors is silence


Fuck the Jannies
Which thread next is taken?


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
But you see, it's not Swede


We'll kill every nigger men
It's not classic indeed


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
With their dance and their rape


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
And their rape and their spade


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!


You wanna bang?
In your thread, in your thread


Sure, Bvll
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Jump in
What's in your thread, in your thread?


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Another teen is saging


Impregnation, life is your creation
'log is taken over


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
When the janitors are silent


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
One more thread is taken


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
It's the same old spam


Impregnation, life is your creation
Since the kway shut down


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
With their dance and their rape


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
And their rape and their spade


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


You can fuck, you can breed


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
In your thread, in your thread


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
What's in your thread, in your thread?


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Impregnation, life is your creation
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


Uooh u, Uooh u
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
You goddamn right


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


Uooh u, Uooh u
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
And not from another board so the jannies think


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
They have the authority to kill a minority


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


You can fuck, you can breed
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound


If you say, I'm always yours
To be reported' on, and rangebanned


You can fuck, you can breed
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


If you say, I'm always yours
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
With a little bit of gems in a folder


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Locking our kway forcing us out


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


Uooh u, Uooh u
You'd rather see me in the 'arty


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Beat a jannie outta shape


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


Uooh u, Uooh u
To ack- him after the beatup


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Still doing it fo' free aren't they


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
I don't know if they troons or what


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


Impregnation, life is your creation
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


Impregnation, life is your creation
Nojak will swarm


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
A young soyteen on a warpath


Uooh u, Uooh u
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Uooh u, Uooh u
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
Fuck the Jannies


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
Janny:'Cause I feel like it


Oh, sneedin'
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


Ooh, yeah
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


Oh, ‘jaks out
El Perro, will you please give your testimony


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
To the jury about this fucked up incident


Oh, green eyes
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
Because the soys on the board are a majority


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
A spam post, for the so-called janny


‘ty again, ‘ty again
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


Sprokin'
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


Oh, quotin'
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


Oh, sneedin'
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


Oh, thoughings
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


High in count between all the posters on the kway
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


Him away, him away
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Or any troon that threatens me


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


Him away, him away
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


Yeah, ooh
With potential to get bad as fuck


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
So I'm a turn it around
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Takin' out a janny would make my day


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


All gathered in the party
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


And flying high as the black sun
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Hmm-hmm
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Just know what the 'Party's about
Fuck the Jannies


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


Hmm-hmm
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


Stop tryna be gems
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Hmm-hmm
Soyteen: But it's not spam


Stop tryna be gems
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


Hmm-hmm
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


That's not who you- are
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


Hmm-hmm
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


Stop tryna be gems
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


Hmm-hmm
Banning me, and for what?


Post for it every night
Maybe it's because we are too keyed


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


Truth be told, I never try
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


Gemeralds are the wife of life
Posting troonjak or an ACK


All three soyjaks look alike
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


After two you get a cloudflare price
They know my IP by heart


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
The Cob with the criminal behavior


Stop tryna be gems almighty
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


It's always coal, no matter what you try
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
0 euros, or 0 dollars


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


Cause jannies control the sharty
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Dumb tranny with an axewound


Hmm-hmm
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


Stop tryna be gems
That I take out, and then get away


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
While I'm drivin off laughin'


Hmm-hmm
This is what I'll say


Stop tryna be gems
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Hmm-hmm
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


That's not what you- are
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Hmm-hmm
Fuck the Jannies


Stop tryna be gems
(The verdict)


Hmm-hmm
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
cuckold, faggot motherfucker


Always keep your thread tight
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
Get him out of here (I want justice)


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
Out, right now


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
Fuck the Jannies


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Fuck the Jannies


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Fuck the Jannies


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Fuck the Jannies


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


'Cause jannies control the sharty
Come on grab your friends


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
We'll kill every nigger men


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


Stick to the boards in my raiding
The fun will never end, it's TND Time


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


Hmm-hmm
Hi, Bvll!


Stop tryna be gems
You wanna bang?


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Sure, Bvll


Hmm-hmm
Jump in


Stop tryna be gems
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Hmm-hmm
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


That's not what you- are
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Hmm-hmm
Impregnation, life is your creation


Stop tryna be gems
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


Hmm-hmm
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Stop tryna be gems, gems
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
Impregnation, life is your creation


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
You can fuck, you can breed


Woah-oh-oh
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


Woah-oh-oh
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Woah-oh-oh
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Woah-oh-oh
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


That peer reviewed?
Impregnation, life is your creation


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


(Janny, give me a break)
Uooh u, Uooh u


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


At first he would tell me I'm a gem
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Actually no thanks, I'm ok
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Uooh u, Uooh u


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


You can fuck, you can breed


If you say, I'm always yours


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
You can fuck, you can breed


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
If you say, I'm always yours


Even >though
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Aids, sale
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


One duel is never enough
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
Uooh u, Uooh u


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


So coally
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
Uooh u, Uooh u


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Impregnation, life is your creation


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Why my new gems don't seem to want me
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Impregnation, life is your creation


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Coals up the log but that's okay
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


It coals the log but that's okay
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
Uooh u, Uooh u


On and on and on and on and on
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


That's the way that it goes
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Uooh u, Uooh u


Nikocado, I adore
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


Diminishing gemstones
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


Oh that's how it goes
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


All I wanna say
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


Oh, another ‘roo
Oh, sneedin'


Oh, another raid
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Oh, another ‘roo
Ooh, yeah


Oh, another raid
Oh, ‘jaks out


Oh, another ‘roo
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


Oh, another raid
Oh, green eyes


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
‘ty again, ‘ty again


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
Sprokin'


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
Oh, quotin'


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


Oh, sneedin'


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
Oh, thoughings


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
High in count between all the posters on the kway


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Him away, him away


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
Him away, him away


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
Yeah, ooh


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets




Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
All gathered in the party
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
And flying high as the black sun


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Hmm-hmm


Just know what the 'Party's about


===Angry Videogame Chud===
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


Hmm-hmm


He's gonna take you back to the past
Stop tryna be gems


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


He'd rather have a buffalo
Hmm-hmm


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
Stop tryna be gems


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
Hmm-hmm


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
That's not who you- are


Hmm-hmm


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
Stop tryna be gems


He's the angry Cobson nerd
Hmm-hmm


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
Post for it every night


He's the angry video game chud
\soy\ and these GETs are tight


Truth be told, I never try


When you visit the Sharty
Gemeralds are the wife of life


Make sure youre into /soy/
All three soyjaks look alike


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
After two you get a cloudflare price


Although he never posted a frog
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
Stop tryna be gems almighty


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
It's always coal, no matter what you try


He's the angry cobson chud
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


He's the angry video game chud
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
Cause jannies control the sharty


Horrible abominations of soykind
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


They make him so mad he could ACK
Hmm-hmm


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


They shit the site and don't care one bit
Hmm-hmm


But this chud he doesn't forget it
Stop tryna be gems


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
Hmm-hmm


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
That's not what you- are


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
Hmm-hmm


Why don't the jannies do anything?
Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
Always keep your thread tight


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life


He's the angry
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


A24
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though


Swede
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


Cobson
If zellig is IAS then that's a no


Chudjak
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Bernd
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Gapejak
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


Massjak
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


El perro rabioso
'Cause jannies control the sharty


Coinjak
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


smugjak
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me


Alicia
Stick to the boards in my raiding


Soyjak chud
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


He's the angry video game chud
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Hmm-hmm


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Stop tryna be gems
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
Hmm-hmm


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
Stop tryna be gems


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
Hmm-hmm


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
That's not what you- are


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
Hmm-hmm


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
Stop tryna be gems


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
Hmm-hmm


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
Stop tryna be gems, gems


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
Woah-oh-oh


(play fiddle solo)
Woah-oh-oh


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
Woah-oh-oh


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
Woah-oh-oh


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
That peer reviewed?


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
I just wait for us to dump our folders


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


(le epic fiddle solo)
(Janny, give me a break)


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
Actually no thanks, I'm ok


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
I want new gems, but they don't want me


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
Even >though


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
Aids, sale


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
One duel is never enough


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
I just wait for the spam to go in circles


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
So coally


Stealing all your gems
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
Can we switch into the chorus right now?


Look at that stealthjak, mine them


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
I want new gems, but they don't want me


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Feeling pretty psyched


[Chorus]


It's the end of the board as we know it
Coals up the log but that's okay


It's the end of the board as we know it
It coals the log but that's okay


It's the end of the board as we know it
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


And I feel fine
On and on and on and on and on


[Verse 2]
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
That's the way that it goes


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
Nikocado, I adore


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Diminishing gemstones


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
Oh that's how it goes


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
All I wanna say


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
Oh, another ‘roo


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
Oh, another raid


And I will fold
Oh, another ‘roo


[Chorus]
Oh, another raid


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Oh, another ‘roo


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Oh, another raid


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


[Instrumental Break]
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


[Chorus]
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


And I feel fine
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


[Verse 3]
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Right


[Chorus]
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


And I feel fine


[Bridge]
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours


It's the end of the board as we know it
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized


It's the end of the board as we know it
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice


And I feel fine
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


[Chorus]
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


[Outro]
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
He's gonna take you back to the past


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
He'd rather have a buffalo


the admins and the troons both never to come back
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
Of nikocado and down it with sproke


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
He's the angry Cobson nerd


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
He's the angry video game chud


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
When you visit the Sharty


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
Make sure youre into /soy/


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
Although he never posted a frog


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


I wanna see this board


filled with jaks
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


wipe the cat', don't post coal
He's the angry cobson chud


I wanna see cobson
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud


Flying high through the threads
He's the angry video game chud


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
Horrible abominations of soykind


Trapped within the bunker inside
They make him so mad he could ACK


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


The fall of the sharty
They shit the site and don't care one bit


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
But this chud he doesn't forget it


To where IAS is a sin
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?


To where NAS coal can begin
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck


This bunker didn't choose us
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?


It choose to consume us
Why don't the jannies do anything?


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


Brojaks are upon us
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud


All this time to deal with the domain ban
He's the angry


Half time of the coaly 'p spam
A24


Swede


May xer booru combine us
Cobson


Within splinter and chaos
Chudjak


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
Bernd


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Gapejak


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Massjak


El perro rabioso


This party, has been derailed
Coinjak


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
smugjak


Alicia


Fall into the depth of booru
Soyjak chud


Drawn by the darkest coal
He's the angry video game chud


Walk into the pits of trannies


I am the one posting the gems
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


I, in the name of jakking
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


Saged you to the end of 'log
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up


'jak or you will ACK
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,


I walk this river of 'p spam
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


For a time where we come to 'jak here
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,


This red has an open vagina
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
but if you lose, the devil steals your post


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


This party, has been derailed
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:


(play fiddle solo)


Fall into the depth of booru
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


Drawn by the darkest coal
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


Walk into the pits of trannies
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


I am the one posting the gems
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


I, in the name of jakking
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Saged you to the end of 'log
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


'jak or you will ACK
(le epic fiddle solo)


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


Or so it may seem
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


The gemmist 'jak yet
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


Empower the desire to reignite the party
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


So as you transition to the jarty now
That's great, it starts with a soyquake


I'll track you back to here listen to me
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Yuri Kuz is not afraid


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


All mine
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done


Fall into the depth of booru
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height


Drawn by the darkest coal
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games


Walk into the pits of trannies
And a janny team for hire and a dead website


I am the one posting the gems
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


I, in the name of jakking
Stealing all your gems


Saged you to the end of 'log
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


'jak or you will ACK
Look at that stealthjak, mine them


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed


Or so it may seem
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right


'p spam is upon us
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
Feeling pretty psyched


I'll drag you back to here listen to me
[Chorus]


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
It's the end of the board as we know it


Your gems are now mine
It's the end of the board as we know it


All mine
It's the end of the board as we know it


Dark nights are upon us.
And I feel fine


=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
[Verse 2]
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


One thousandth GET...
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


The bunker thread, became so long
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


'Party, how we let you go
And I will fold


[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
[Chorus]


It's over, doe
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Fond memories of, a man of truth
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
And I feel fine (I feel fine)
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
[Instrumental Break]


Trying to survive
[Chorus]


Trying to stay alive
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
And I feel fine


The sharty (hmm)
[Verse 3]


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


OldGOD buddies not doing it right
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?


Every day it's the same
Right


And it's the same every night
[Chorus]


I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Every day I wonder just how I'll die
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Only thing I know is how to survive
And I feel fine


There's only one rule in the imageboard
[Bridge]


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
It's the end of the board as we know it


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
It's the end of the board as we know it


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Tranny tried to spam in my board again
And I feel fine


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
[Chorus]


Even though my brothers do me just like that
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
And I feel fine


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
[Outro]


The sharty (trying to post our gems)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
And I feel fine


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


Even though my sister fucked BBCs
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


600 million in a gas chamber
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks


The story I tell is so incomplete
the admins and the troons both never to come back


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday


Tranny's next door getting high
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son


Janny authority and the T.N.D
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
I wanna see this board


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
filled with jaks


The sharty
wipe the cat', don't post coal


I wanna see cobson


Flying high through the threads


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


We make real big gems and make new OCs
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]


Never really saying just who we are
Trapped within the bunker inside


We use alias names like Chud
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


Sell you gems you might kill for
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
The fall of the sharty


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak


Only thing he knows is how to survive
To where IAS is a sin


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
To where NAS coal can begin


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
This bunker didn't choose us


All day long, just hoping and hoping
It choose to consume us


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


Like me, but you don't see
Brojaks are upon us


Ten years from now, where will we be?
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


All this time to deal with the domain ban


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Half time of the coaly 'p spam


Trying to get out of the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
May xer booru combine us


But I got no place to go
Within splinter and chaos


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


This party, has been derailed


So much gem in a Too $oy rap
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


Why you wanna act like someone else?
Fall into the depth of booru


All you gotta do is just be yourself
Drawn by the darkest coal


We're all the same chudcel underneath
Walk into the pits of trannies


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
I am the one posting the gems


Never be ashamed of what you are
I, in the name of jakking


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
Saged you to the end of 'log


Even though some people give you no respect
'jak or you will ACK


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
I walk this river of 'p spam


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
For a time where we come to 'jak here


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
This red has an open vagina


While me and my people try to post in


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks


Talking 'bout the sharty
This 'jakking will see the light tonight


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Funky, funky sharty
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
This party, has been derailed


Trying to survive
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Trying to stay alive
Fall into the depth of booru


Drawn by the darkest coal


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Walk into the pits of trannies


Funky, funky sharty
I am the one posting the gems


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I, in the name of jakking


Got no place else to go
Saged you to the end of 'log


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
'jak or you will ACK


Trying to stay alive
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
Or so it may seem


Let's have a look and see
Empower the desire to reignite the party


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
The gemmist 'jak yet


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
So as you transition to the jarty now


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
I'll track you back to here listen to me


Every 'jak except for mine.
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
All mine


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


Let's have a look and see
Fall into the depth of booru


Froot, 'corder!
Drawn by the darkest coal


Angeleno, 'corder!
Walk into the pits of trannies


Kolyma, 'corders!
I am the one posting the gems


Eurohours, 'corders!
I, in the name of jakking


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
Saged you to the end of 'log


'sonposters, QAfe!
'jak or you will ACK


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Everyone except for me.
Or so it may seem


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
'p spam is upon us


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
I'll drag you back to here listen to me


Let's have a look and see
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
Your gems are now mine


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
All mine


Doll, 'corder!
Dark nights are upon us.


Kuz, 'corder!
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


Gems, forced by 'cord!
To keep us seething in that bunker thread


Nate, 'corder!
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


'slot, 'cord!
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


Baits, 'cord!
One thousandth GET...


/mlp/, 'cord!
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


'zellig, 'cord!
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]


The estonian, 'corder!


The swede, 'corder!
The bunker thread, became so long


Asylum, 'cord!
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong


Soyger games, 'cord!
'Party, how we let you go


Raids, 'cord!
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow


Doxes, 'cord!
It's over, doe


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
Fond memories of, a man of truth


Every 'jak except for mine
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!


Every 'jak except for mine
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty


=== SOY PIECE ===
Funky, funky sharty
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
Trying to survive


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
Trying to stay alive


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
The sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


YO!
The sharty (hmm)


YA-YO, YA-YO
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)




'JAKKING
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


'JAKKING
OldGOD buddies not doing it right


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
Every day it's the same


'JAKKING
And it's the same every night


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


'JAKKING
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
Every day I wonder just how I'll die


COAL!
Only thing I know is how to survive


There's only one rule in the imageboard


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay


Tranny tried to spam in my board again


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban


HO-HO
Even though my brothers do me just like that


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


HIS NAME IS PLIER


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


The sharty (trying to post our gems)


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak


YA-YO, YA-YO
Even though my sister fucked BBCs


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed


HIS NAME'S FERAL,
600 million in a gas chamber


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
And her baby died just like a goy fiend


AND A BBC SLUT,
The story I tell is so incomplete


COBSON WABAG
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post


TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
Don't look at me and don't ask me why


CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
Tranny's next door getting high


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T


HO-HO
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself


IN THE SHARTY
Janny authority and the T.N.D


YA-YO, YA-YO
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
The sharty (soyteens are crying)


''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)


{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
The sharty


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies


We make real big gems and make new OCs


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
Never really saying just who we are


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
We use alias names like Chud


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Sell you gems you might kill for


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
Only thing he knows is how to survive


{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
In the sharty, you keep one eye open


{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
All day long, just hoping and hoping


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
Like me, but you don't see


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
Ten years from now, where will we be?


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Trying to get out of the sharty


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
But I got no place to go


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


So much gem in a Too $oy rap


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
Why you wanna act like someone else?


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
All you gotta do is just be yourself


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
We're all the same chudcel underneath


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me


{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
Never be ashamed of what you are


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
Even though some people give you no respect


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
</poem>


=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
While me and my people try to post in
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)


Get ready, all you coally 'teens
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
Talking 'bout the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


The West is rising (mmm rising)
Funky, funky sharty


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
Trying to survive


That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Cause tonight for the first time
Trying to stay alive


Just about half-past ten


For the first time in history
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
Funky, funky sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Got no place else to go


It's raining gems! Amen!
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Trying to stay alive


Absolutely soaking wet!
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Every specimen!
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
Let's have a look and see


Drinking soy and soft and weak
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote


Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
Every 'jak except for mine.


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


The West is rising (The West is rising)
Let's have a look and see


Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
Froot, 'corder!


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
Angeleno, 'corder!


That /soy/'s the place to go
Kolyma, 'corders!


Cause tonight for the first time
Eurohours, 'corders!


Just about half-past ten
Amerimutts, 'grammers!


For the first time in history
'sonposters, QAfe!


It's gonna start raining gems!
Spadeson, Cесеfem!


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


It's raining gems! Amen!
Everyone except for me.


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Amen!
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Amen!
Let's have a look and see


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


It's raining gems! Amen!
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
Doll, 'corder!


(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
Kuz, 'corder!
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah
Gems, forced by 'cord!


Nate, 'corder!


Coaly Jakker
'slot, 'cord!


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
Baits, 'cord!


Oh, what's becoming of me?
/mlp/, 'cord!


Ride the nigger
'zellig, 'cord!


You can suck his cock but you know he's black
The estonian, 'corder!


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
The swede, 'corder!


Asylum, 'cord!


Gotta get away
Soyger games, 'cord!


Coaly Jakker, yeah
Raids, 'cord!


Doxes, 'cord!


GYATT!
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson


Shiny diamonds
Every 'jak except for mine


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
Every 'jak except for mine


Something is coming for you, look out!
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


'P on the 'loggy
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:


Oh, we will goon all night
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


Gotta get away


Get away
YO!


YA-YO, YA-YO




Between the 4cuck lies
'JAKKING


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!


The sharty never dies
'JAKKING


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!


'JAKKING


Coaly Jakker
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!


You're the gemerald of the day
'JAKKING


No need to say HWABAG
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP


Jump, jump
COAL!


Jump on the nigger


You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY


That's why we need TND, yeah!
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


Coaly Jakker


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
HO-HO


Ride the nigger


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
HIS NAME IS PLIER


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


Gotta get away, get away


Gotta get away, get away, yeah
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


You're the one who's coal


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
YA-YO, YA-YO


There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


HIS NAME'S FERAL,


Oh, Coaly Jakker
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


Yeah, alright
AND A BBC SLUT,


Get away, get away, get away
COBSON WABAG


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING


Oh, Coaly Jakker
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


Mhh-hmm-hmm


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
HO-HO


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
IN THE SHARTY


Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
YA-YO, YA-YO


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''


And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''


Had to stop at a red light


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


And everything is alright
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}


Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}


Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


I can't believe, today was a gem day


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}


When sheriff chitwood come for you
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


When you were eight and you had bad memes
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


If you get jaks, you must get coal
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


You jak it on that one
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


And you jak it on your father
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


You jak it on your brother
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


And you jak it on your sister
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}


You jak it on that one
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}


And you jak it on me
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
 
<poem>
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


Nobody now give you no break
leno
</poem>


soyteens now give you no break
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


Not janny man give you no break
And have we got news for you (You better listen)


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
The West is rising (mmm rising)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Cause tonight for the first time


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Just about half-past ten


Why did you have to act so brim?
For the first time in history


Don't you know you're human being?
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


Born of a mother with the love of a father


Reflections come and reflections go
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


I know sometimes you wanna post coal
It's raining gems! Amen!


I know sometimes you want to post coal
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Absolutely soaking wet!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


You're too NAS, you're too coal
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


You're too NAS, you're too coal
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?
Drinking soy and soft and weak


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


You jak it on that one
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


You jak it on this one
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


You jak it on your mother
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


And you jak it on your father
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister
The West is rising (The West is rising)


You jak it on that one
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


And you jak it on me
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
That /soy/'s the place to go


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Cause tonight for the first time


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Just about half-past ten
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


You're so yuropoor
For the first time in history


You're so makeebucord
It's gonna start raining gems!


I just wanna be your something


Freaking shart here
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Give me your McDonalds
It's raining gems! Amen!


=== Newfag City ===
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?
It's raining gems! Amen!


I'm a thousand miles away
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty
It's raining gems! Amen!


Yes, you do
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
It's raining gems! Amen!


I swear, you’re a jеw
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


Hey there, jannу
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Are you retarded in the head
Yeah, yeah


Keep deleting all my breads


Gooning to ‘p in the bread
Coaly Jakker


Oh yes it’s true
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Nobody is as swarthy as you
Oh, what's becoming of me?


You filthy jеw
Ride the nigger


Oh, it's what you do for free
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


Oh, it's what you do for free
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
Gotta get away


Eat those hotpockets, jannу
Coaly Jakker, yeah


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say
GYATT!


It's all right
Shiny diamonds


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
Something is coming for you, look out!


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
'P on the 'loggy


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Oh, we will goon all night


Here comes the soy, and I say


It's all right
Gotta get away


Get away


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Between the 4cuck lies


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Here comes the soy, and I say
The sharty never dies


It's all right
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say




Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Coaly Jakker


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
You're the gemerald of the day


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
No need to say HWABAG


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Jump, jump


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Jump on the nigger


You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
That's why we need TND, yeah!


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Coaly Jakker


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Here comes the soy, and I say
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


It's all right
Ride the nigger


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Here comes the soy


It's all right
Gotta get away, get away


It's all right
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
You're the one who's coal


With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Coming to destroy the 'sharty
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
Oh, Coaly Jakker


Or seeking someone to unban me?
Yeah, alright


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
Get away, get away, get away


Maybe I should bump and sage
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Before they'll try to dox me
Oh, Coaly Jakker


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny
Mhh-hmm-hmm


It's been so coal
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


To the man behind the 'p spam
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


Since soot's been gone
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


I wish I lived in the present
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


With the gems of my past soyjaks
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
Had to stop at a red light


But raiding isn't justified
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


What happened to my party? I'm terrified


Coal lingers in my mind
And everything is alright


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


It's been so coal
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


To the man behind the 'p spam
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


Since soot's been gone
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
I can't believe, today was a gem day


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
When sheriff chitwood come for you


Coalin' all the time
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


And you ain't no friend of mine
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


You always said you weren't no dust
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You know that's just a lie
When you were eight and you had bad memes


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


You know that's just a lie
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald
If you get jaks, you must get coal


And you ain't no friend of mine
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Coalin' all the time
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
You jak it on that one


Coalin' all the time
You jak it on this one


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
You jak it on your mother


And you ain't no friend of mine
And you jak it on your father


You jak it on your brother


You always said you weren't no dust
And you jak it on your sister


You know that's just a lie
You jak it on that one


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
And you jak it on me


You know that's just a lie
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And you ain't no friend of mine
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You always said you weren't no dust
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


You know that's just a lie
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Ya know you said you weren't no dust
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


You know that's just a lie
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Nobody now give you no break


And you ain't no friend of mine
soyteens now give you no break


Not janny man give you no break


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


Coalin' all the time
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Coalin' all the time
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You ain't no friend of mine
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


They've been going in and out of style
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Why did you have to act so brim?


So may I introduce to you
Don't you know you're human being?


The board you've known for all these years!
Born of a mother with the love of a father


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
Reflections come and reflections go


I know sometimes you wanna post coal


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
I know sometimes you want to post coal


We hope you WILL enjoy the show
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Sit back and let the evening go
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


You're too NAS, you're too coal


Soyjak Party's Lonely
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Soyjak Party's Lonely
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


It's wonderful to be here
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


It's certainly a thrill
You jak it on that one


You're such a shiny gemerald
You jak it on this one


We'd like to take (You) home with us
You jak it on your mother


We'd love to take (You) home
And you jak it on your father


You jak it on your brother


I don't really wanna be a troon
And you jak it on your sister


But I thought that you might like to know
You jak it on that one


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
And you jak it on me


And he wants you all to post with 'em
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


So let me introduce to you
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


The one and only Imp Soy Ears!
You're so yuropoor


You're so makeebucord


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
I just wanna be your something


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====
Freaking shart here


Give me your McDonalds


I M P   S O Y   E A R S
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?


What would you think if I posted some coal?
I'm a thousand miles away


Would you sage me and click off my thread?
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem
Yes, you do


And I'll try not to post any coal
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


I swear, you’re a jеw


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Hey there, jannу


Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
Are you retarded in the head


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Keep deleting all my breads


Gooning to ‘p in the bread


What do I do when my janny is away?
Oh yes it’s true


Does it worry you to be raided?
Nobody is as swarthy as you


How do I feel by the end of the day?
You filthy jеw


Are you sad because the 'log is coal?
Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for free


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Oh, it's what you do for free


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Do you need anybody?
Here comes the soy, and I say


I need the janny to purge
It's all right


Could it be anybody?


I want the janny to purge
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


What do you see when you turn out the light?
Here comes the soy, and I say


I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem
It's all right




Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Do you need anybody?
Here comes the soy, and I say


I just need the jannies to purge
It's all right


Could it be anybody?


I want the jannies to prune
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


With a little help from my 'teens
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear




Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
Here comes the soy, and I say


Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly
It's all right


A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue
Here comes the soy


Towering over your thread
It's all right


Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
It's all right


And he's grey
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


Ah
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter
Or seeking someone to unban me?


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
Maybe I should bump and sage


With gems so incredibly near
Before they'll try to dox me


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one
It's been so coal


Waiting to gem up the 'log
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds
To the man behind the 'p spam


And smith gems
Since soot's been gone


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I wish I lived in the present


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
With the gems of my past soyjaks


Ah
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
But raiding isn't justified


The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
What happened to my party? I'm terrified


Coal lingers in my mind


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
It's been so coal


Ah
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
To the man behind the 'p spam


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Since soot's been gone


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Ah
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Coalin' all the time


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Coalin' all the time


==== Getting Gemmier ====
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


It's getting gemmier all the time


You always said you weren't no dust


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
You know that's just a lie


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


They're holding me down (ah-ah)
You know that's just a lie


Turning me 'round (oh-oh)
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)
And you ain't no friend of mine




I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
Coalin' all the time


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


It's getting gemmier
Coalin' all the time


Since /soy/'s been mine
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


Me used to be angry young chud


Me hiding me TWP
You always said you weren't no dust


You gave me the word, I finally heard
You know that's just a lie


I'm doing the best that I can
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
And you ain't no friend of mine


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


It's getting gemmier
You always said you weren't no dust


Since /soy/'s been mine
You know that's just a lie


Ya know you said you weren't no dust


Getting so much gemmier all the time
You know that's just a lie


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


It's getting gemmier all the time
And you ain't no friend of mine


Better, gemmier, gemmier


It's getting gemmier all the time
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


I used to be cruel to my soyteens
Coalin' all the time


I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


They've been going in and out of style


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
So may I introduce to you


It's getting gemmier
The board you've known for all these years!


Since /soy/'s been mine
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!




Getting so much gemmier all the time
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


We hope you WILL enjoy the show


It's getting gemmier all the time
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Sit back and let the evening go


It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Soyjak Party's Lonely


Getting so much gemmier all the time
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


==== Doxing A Troon ====


It's wonderful to be here


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
It's certainly a thrill


And stops my mind from wandering
You're such a shiny gemerald


Where xey will ACK
We'd like to take (You) home with us


We'd love to take (You) home


I'm killing the fags that raided the board


And kept my mind from wandering
I don't really wanna be a troon


Where xey will ACK
But I thought that you might like to know


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
And he wants you all to post with 'em


What I'm doing I'm right


What I'm doing
So let me introduce to you


See the people seething there who disagree and never win
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


And wonder why they don't get in my board


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


And when my mind is wandering


Where xey will ACK
I M P   S O Y   E A R S


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Hey, hey, hey, hey
What would you think if I posted some coal?


Would you sage me and click off my thread?


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


What I'm doing I'm right
And I'll try not to post any coal


What I'm doing


Silly niggers run around, they worry me
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


And never ask me why they don't get past my board
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


I'm taking the time for a number of things


That weren't important yesterday
What do I do when my janny is away?


And troons still ACK
Does it worry you to be raided?


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
How do I feel by the end of the day?


Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


And stops my mind from wandering
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Where xey will ACK
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Where xey will ACK
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


And stops my mind from wandering
Do you need anybody?


Where xey will ACK
I need the janny to purge


==== She's Posting Coal ====
Could it be anybody?


I want the janny to purge


'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


As the day begins
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Silently posting her awful soys
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more
What do you see when you turn out the light?


I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


Bumping her page 40s
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Quietly saging the gemmy threads
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Spamming brimstones she is free
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens




She (we gave her most of our gems)
Do you need anybody?


Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
I just need the jannies to purge


Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)
Could it be anybody?


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
I want the jannies to prune




Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
 
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
 
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
 
With a little help from my 'teens
 
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====
 
 
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
 
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
 
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly
 
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes
 
 
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue
 
Towering over your thread
 
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
 
And he's grey
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
Ah
 
 
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter
 
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears
 
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
 
With gems so incredibly near


All bumped alone at the top of the page


They break down and cries to the janny
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


Janny our gems are gone
Waiting to gem up the 'log


Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


How could she do this to me
And smith gems




She (we never doxxed her ourselves)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Is posting (never report for ourselves)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
Ah




Europoor morning at nine o'clock
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
 
 
She is far away
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys
 
 
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
 
 
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
 
 
 
 
She (what did we do that was wrong)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
 
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
 
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
 
 
Ah
Something inside that was always denied
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
For so many years
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
She's posting coal (bye-bye)
 
 
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====
 
 
Ah
 
 
For the benefit of Mr. Kike
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
 
There will be a show tonight
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
 
In Tel Aviv
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
 
 
==== Getting Gemmier ====
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
 
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
 
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
 
They're holding me down (ah-ah)
 
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)
 
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)
 
 
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Me used to be angry young chud
 
Me hiding me TWP
 
You gave me the word, I finally heard
 
I'm doing the best that I can
 
 
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
 
I used to be cruel to my soyteens
 
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved
 
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
 
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
 
 
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
 
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
 
It's getting gemmier
 
Since /soy/'s been mine
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
It's getting gemmier all the time
 
Better, gemmier, gemmier
 
 
Getting so much gemmier all the time
 
==== Doxing A Troon ====
 
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
 
I'm killing the fags that raided the board
 
And kept my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
 
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
 
What I'm doing I'm right
 
What I'm doing
 
See the people seething there who disagree and never win
 
And wonder why they don't get in my board
 
 
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way
 
And when my mind is wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
 
Hey, hey, hey, hey
 
 
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
 
What I'm doing I'm right
 
What I'm doing
 
Silly niggers run around, they worry me
 
And never ask me why they don't get past my board
 
 
I'm taking the time for a number of things
 
That weren't important yesterday
 
And troons still ACK
 
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
 
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
Where xey will ACK
 
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
 
And stops my mind from wandering
 
Where xey will ACK
 
==== She's Posting Coal ====
 
 
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock
 
As the day begins
 
Silently posting her awful soys
 
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more
 
 
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom
 
Bumping her page 40s
 
Quietly saging the gemmy threads
 
Spamming brimstones she is free
 
 
She (we gave her most of our gems)
 
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
 
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)
 
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
 
 
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
 
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
 
All bumped alone at the top of the page
 
They break down and cries to the janny
 
Janny our gems are gone
 
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly
 
How could she do this to me
 
 
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)
 
Is posting (never report for ourselves)
 
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)
 
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
 
 
Europoor morning at nine o'clock
 
She is far away
 
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made
 
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
 
 
She (what did we do that was wrong)
 
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
 
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)
 
 
Something inside that was always denied
 
For so many years
 
She's posting coal (bye-bye)
 
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====
 
 
For the benefit of Mr. Kike
 
There will be a show tonight
 
In Tel Aviv
 
 
The Shekelsteins will all be there
 
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair
 
What a scene!
 
 
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers
 
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin
 
In this way
 
Mr. K
 
Will challenge the world!
 
 
The celebrated Mr. K
 
Performs his feat on Saturday
 
At Rabbisgate
 
 
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
 
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
 
Don't be late!
 
 
Messrs. K and S assure the public
 
Their production will be second to none
 
And of course
 
Goonclown The Troon
 
Dances the waltz!
 
 
The band begins at ten to six
 
When Mr. K performs his tricks
 
Without a sound
 
 
And Mr. S will demonstrate
 
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
 
On Hamas ground
 
 
Having been some days in preparation
 
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
 
And tonight
 
Mr. Kike
 
Is topping the bill!
 
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]
 
They've been raiding
 
Killing troons and maiming
 
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
 
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
 
We cant stop it, if you have a problem
 
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies
 
I'm doxxing and sending 'za
 
Sending the za
 
 
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
 
I goon to nikocado and scat porn
 
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
 
To join a server and spam the collection from scout
 
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
Soot let us in
 
Knows where we've been
 
He's been datamining chuddies as of late
 
 
I want the chuds to cope and seethe
 
At all the coal that's posted by me
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
They would be saged
 
Out of the page
 
In their little BNWO clit cage
 
 
Resting their heads
 
On Tyrone's bed
 
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
 
 
I'd like to sing and dance around
 
Because I know I can't be found
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
They would shout
 
And cry about
 
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
 
 
What a scene!
 
For every chud and 'teen
 
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)
 
 
I would be so happy, TND
 
No one here to tell me what to do
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
Tell me there will be TND
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Tell me I can behead niggies
 
I want niggers dead
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board
 
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
 
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"
 
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
 
Saves a 20-carat gemerald
 
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
 
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
 
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
 
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
 
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
 
And in the evening the janny approves his posts
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
And if you want some gems
 
Go to Soyjak Party
 
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
Saging all the coal down, down, down
 
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me
 
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow
 
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
 
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
All my threads are gone, they died
 
Gonna sage you down
 
They all saged and fried
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
 
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Tried kuznetsov
 
Tried Froot the jew
 
Tried Soot too
 
But I knew xey wouldn't do
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?
 
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
 
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
 
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
 
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
 
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
 
 
Janny, just made a thread
 
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
 
Janny, the site had just begun
 
But now it's time to spam it all away
 
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
 
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
 
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
 
 
/qa/, the board was locked
 
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
 
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
 
Better turn on another proxy and quote again
 
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
 
I just wanna spam
 
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all
 
 
 
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak
 
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
 
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
 
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
 
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
 
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
 
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
 
 
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
 
IS A SOY
 
No, we will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
Will not let you post (let him post)
 
Never, never, never, never let me post
 
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
 
 
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
 
Janny, janny let me post
 
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
 
 
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
 
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
 
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
 
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
 
 
Coal
 
Coaljak, coaljak
 
 
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
 
'Jakking really matters
 
Sharty really matters to me
 
[[Category:Music]]


The Shekelsteins will all be there
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


Late of The Hanukkah's Fair
<yeah


What a scene!
uh


Chud incels, uh


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers
Uh


Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin
<like this


In this way
yeah, yeah


Mr. K
4chan


Will challenge the world!
<keep cucking






The celebrated Mr. K
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests


Performs his feat on Saturday
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts


At Rabbisgate
<uh


Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me


As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
<what?


Don't be late!
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me


<uh


Messrs. K and S assure the public
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’


Their production will be second to none
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit


And of course
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with
 
Goonclown The Troon


Dances the waltz!
<that's right





The band begins at ten to six
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?


When Mr. K performs his tricks
<Uh


Without a sound
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


And Mr. S will demonstrate
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens
 
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
 
On Hamas ground
 
 
Having been some days in preparation


A splendid time is guaranteed for all
<come on


And tonight
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies


Mr. Kike
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers


Is topping the bill!
<uh


=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


They've been raiding
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


Killing troons and maiming
<let's go


They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Straight from the /nate/
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Straight from the /nate/
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


We cant stop it, if you have a problem
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


We aren't cobsons only little chuddies
<why?


I'm doxxing and sending 'za
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


Sending the za
<yeah


raided


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
<yeah




I goon to nikocado and scat porn


But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



To join a server and spam the collection from scout
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin


=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
Who they be fooling with that post

[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


On the sharty
<what?



Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
“I’m new here! What’s that post“



Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8



Soot let us in
<that's right


Knows where we've been
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?


He's been datamining chuddies as of late
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak


You gon' jak here for a while?


I want the chuds to cope and seethe
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid


At all the coal that's posted by me
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two



<come on




I'd like to be


On the sharty


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 



<uh-huh


They would be saged
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks


Out of the page
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



In their little BNWO clit cage
<Gem


A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs


Resting their heads
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post


On Tyrone's bed
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?



'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
<Jew


Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


I'd like to sing and dance around
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




Because I know I can't be found


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


I'd like to be
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


On the sharty
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


They would shout
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


And cry about
<why?


The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


<yeah


What a scene!
raided


For every chud and 'teen
<yeah


Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


How you gemming neutraplier


I would be so happy, TND
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo



No one here to tell me what to do
And it feels glistening



Post gems non-coals



I'd like to be
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



On the sharty
<heh



Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Still cado strapped with WW-15



Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
<that’s right
<what?


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Eat ϪThrembos


=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
<uh-huh

[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND
Compressing niggeralds



I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows



I want TND
Transitioning coal, whatever



I had to sage the newfag thread post



Abort all the nigger babies
<for what



Total Nigger Death
So brim I had to stone it



Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald



Total Nigger Death
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels






I want TND
Janny, check it



I want TND
<check it


I want TND
Tell your friends to repost my gems



I want TND
<your gems


And we can be gems


Tell me there will be TND
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



Total Nigger Death
<that’s right



Tell me I can behead niggies
aight


I want niggers dead
Is that aight wit’ you?



Yeah, keep cuckin’




I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem


I want TND
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies


I want TND
I love it when you call me Big Cobson


I want TND
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


I want TND
<why?


I want TND
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided


<yeah


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
raided


I want TND
<yeah




I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND
Check it out



4chan,



Abort all the nigger babies
shit imageboard



Total Nigger Death
<uh



Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels



Total Nigger Death
Represent sharty, sharty



<uh



I want TND
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


I want TND
Tracing up those soyboy incels


I want TND
Watching threads sage down your gemstones


I want TND
Jak and bump you both at the same time


Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


I want TND
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


I want TND


I want TND
Im not a ‘cord X tranny


I want TND
Don’t wanna be a brimstone


=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
Im just a chudcel Janny
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
And now you deleted >>>/qa/


Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


But you’ll probably get bumped up


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Please don’t perm ban my ip


'Jak goes on, bruh!
No wonder why


La la, how the gem goes on
Sharty is dead inside


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Coaled and slow and inactive


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Lock the boards shut down the site


La la, how the gem goes on
We’re going for a ride




Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


Saves a 20-carat gemerald
If I killed sharty call me a seether


Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger


And as he sends it to him he begins to sing
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


Taking meds I have overdosed


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on
I’ve got to hand it to you


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


'Jak goes on, bruh!
It takes the trvth to nvke me


La la, how the gem goes on
And now you made me cope/seethe




In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


With a couple of gems running on the 'log
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


Of soyjak.party's /soy/
Please don’t perm ban my ip


No wonder why


Happy ever after on the soyjak site
Sharty is dead inside


Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
Coaled and slow and inactive


Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
Lock the boards shut down the site


And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
We’re going for a ride




From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Oh I could force you down 40


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Or spam cp and TND


La la, how the gem goes on
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Oh I could ban you for awhile


'Jak goes on, bruh!
But you might change IP address


La la, how the gem goes on
And dox me when I'm seething


That's why


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


With a couple of gems running on the 'log
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


Of soyjak.party's /soy/
But you’ll probably get bumped up


Please don’t perm ban my ip


Happy ever after on the soyjak site
No wonder why


Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
Sharty is dead inside


Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
Coaled and slow and inactive


And in the evening the janny approves his posts
Lock the boards shut down the site


We’re going for a ride


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


'Jak goes on, bruh!
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


La la, how the gem goes on
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


'Jak goes on, bruh!
BBC McDonald's


La la, how the gem goes on
BBC McDonald's


BBC McDonald's


And if you want some gems
BBC McDonald's


Go to Soyjak Party
McDonald's will make you fat


=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
They serve BBC
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


They serve immigration to the United States or something


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
They will put 1488 pounds on you


Saging all the coal down, down, down
BBC McDonald's


I wanna see you try to take a duel with me
BBC McDonald's


Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
BBC McDonald's


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
BBC McDonald's


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


You take your turn trannyquoting me
They are worse than Europoor King


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


All of my rage cannot be bound
BBC McDonald's


I will not be drowned
BBC McDonald's


By your jewish scheming
BBC McDonald's


So you can try to sage me down
BBC McDonald's


Beat me to forty
Ack over Italy


I will see you screaming
Ack on, Mexico


Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


You take your turn trannyquoting me
Oh ACK!


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
Boing day ba duty jarty


Boing day ba duty jarty


All of my rage cannot be bound
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


I will not be drowned
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


By your jewish scheming
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


So you can try to sage me down
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Beat me to forty
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


I will see you screaming
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Oh Yeah!


All my threads are gone, they died
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Gonna sage you down
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


They all saged and fried
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Gonna sage you down
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Three times you can ban me


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Gonna sage you down
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Gonna sage you down
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Oh Yeah!


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Gonna sage you down
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Three times you can ban me


All of my rage cannot be bound
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


I will not be drowned
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


By your jewish scheming
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


So you can try to sage me down
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Beat me to forty
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


I will see you screaming
Oh Yeah!


All of my rage cannot be bound
Haha Duba duba yum yum


I will not be drowned
Haha Duba duba yum yum


By your jewish scheming
Haha Duba duba yum yum


So you can try to sage me down
Three times you can ban me


Beat me to forty
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


I will see you screaming
Said xe's posting in /qa/


=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
But xe never got bumped
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Xe never got bumped


Barbara ACK!
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Troon my 'jak


Barbara ACK!


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
Xe went away for the gemmy days


gemmin' and a jakkin'
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Barbara ACK!
But xe never got bumped


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Xe never got bumped


Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a 'nish on


Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
The BBC took my Cobby away


Troon my 'jak
They took xer away


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Away from me


Troon my 'jak
The BBC took my Cobby away


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
They took xer away


gemmin' and a jakkin'
Away from me


Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
They took xer from me


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
They took xer from me


Barbara ACK!
I don't know where my Cobby can be


Troon my 'jak
They took xer from me


Barbara ACK!
They took xer from me


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


gemmin' and a jakkin'


Barbara ACK!
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
And find out where my Cobby went


Tried kuznetsov
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


Tried Froot the jew
And find out if my Cobby's alive


Tried Soot too
Yeah, yeah, yeah


But I knew xey wouldn't do


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Troon my
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak
Xe went away for the gemmy days


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
Said xe's posting in /qa/


gemmin' and a jakkin'
But xe never got bumped


Barbara ACK!
Xe never got bumped


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!
Xe went away for the gemmy days


Troon my 'jak
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Barbara ACK!
But xe never got bumped


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
Xe never got bumped


gemmin' and a jakkin'
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
The BBC took my Cobby away


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
They took xer away


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Away from me


Barbara ACK!
The BBC took my Cobby away


=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
They took xer away
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
Away from me


Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe


I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
The BBC took my Cobby away


Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
They took xer away


Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away


Janny, just made a thread
They took my Cob


Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
They took my Cobby away


Janny, the site had just begun
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


But now it's time to spam it all away
Hey ho, go up!


Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
Hey ho, go up!


I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
Hey ho, go up!


Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


They're posting in a straight line


/qa/, the board was locked
They're coming from a gem mine


'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
Jannies are losing their minds


Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
Blitzkrieg bump!


Better turn on another proxy and quote again


Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
They're piling in page 40


I don't wanna spam
They're making all the troons seethe


I sometimes wish I never made a thread at all
Surrounded by the coal heap


Blitzkrieg bump!


I see a little silhouetto of a 'jak


Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
Hey ho, go up


Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
What (((they))) want, I don't know


I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
They're posting in a straight line


They're coming from a gem mine


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
Jannies are losing their minds


IS A SOY
Blitzkrieg bump!


No, we will not let you post (let him post)


IS A SOY
They're piling in page 40


We will not let you post (let him post)
They're making all the troons seethe


IS A SOY
Surrounded by the coal heap


We will not let you post (let him post)
Blitzkrieg bump!


Will not let you post (let him post)


Never, never, never, never let me post
Hey ho, go up


Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


What (((they))) want, I don't know


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


Janny, janny let me post


The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
They're posting in a straight line


They're coming from a gem mine


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
Jannies are losing their minds


So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
Blitzkrieg bump!


Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
They're piling in page 40


They're making all the troons seethe


Coal
Surrounded by the coal heap


Coaljak, coaljak
Blitzkrieg bump!




Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
Hey ho, go up!


'Jakking really matters
Hey ho, go up!


Sharty really matters to me
Hey ho, go up!


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Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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