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[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems
As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
2024, when a few chuds held the line
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked
TRANNIES ATTACK
MAKE THEM GO ACK
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL
RAID OR BE FAILED
Facing, awaiting
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near
There's no surrender
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]


== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
[VERSE 1]
It's just one of those slaves
It's just one of those slaves


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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
My threads’ been missed
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Time after time
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


I've done my sentence
(SPADE GANG!)


But never broke rules
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


And dusty coals
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


I've posted few
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


I've had my share of troons saging my threads
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


But I've dueled through




On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


And we mean to post on and on and on and on

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


We are the gemstones, soyteens
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


We are the gemstones
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


We are the gemstones
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


No time for unknowns (variants)
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top




I've jakked gaped men
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


And the sharty calls
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


And variants that goes with it
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I thank you all


But it's been no colors of jaks
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


No calm adventure
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


I consider it a challenge before the aryan race
I flood another page, every thread a hit


And I ain't gonna lose
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit




And we mean to post on and on and on and on

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


We are the gemstones, soyteens
All my cords, posters top 50 though


And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


We are the gemstones


We are the gemstones
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


No time for ‘cord troons
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


We are the gemstones, soyteens


And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


We are the gemstones
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


We are the gemstones
I flood another page, every thread a hit


No time for NAS coals
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


‘Cause we are the gemstones…


[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
I flood another page, every thread a hit


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks
(SPADE GANG!)


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
Time after time


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
I've done my sentence


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
But never broke rules
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
And dusty coals
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
I've posted few


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
But I've dueled through




A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
We are the gemstones, soyteens


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
We are the gemstones


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
We are the gemstones


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
No time for unknowns (variants)


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
I've jakked gaped men


Feds tried to shut us down on .party
And the sharty calls


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
And variants that goes with it


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
I thank you all


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
But it's been no colors of jaks


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
No calm adventure


Now this looks like a gem for me
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


So everybody, just cope and seethe
And I ain't gonna lose


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



I said this looks like a gem for me


So everybody, just cope and seethe
We are the gemstones, soyteens


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
We are the gemstones


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
We are the gemstones
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
No time for ‘cord troons


Fat Hon Real Man
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Ha ha- Charade you are


Wooh!
We are the gemstones, soyteens


You rope acked troon fag
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


Ha ha- Charade you are
We are the gemstones


And when you kick the stool apart
We are the gemstones


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
No time for NAS coals


With your rope caught your neck skin
‘Cause we are the gemstones…


Saying “Keep on swinging”
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


Red stain asphyxiating
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


What do you hope to find
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


In hell you’re confined?


You’re nearly a laugh
Qway may, BBC, mah qway


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


Verse 2
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


Chan mod trans flag
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


Ha ha- Charade you are
Qway!


You fucked up janny slag
Qway, qway!


Ha ha- Charade you are
Qway, qway!


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


You’re nearly a good laugh
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


Almost worth a quick grin
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


You want to catch a GET
One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
Qway!


And good fun with a cheese drum
Qway, qway!


You’re nearly a laugh


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
'mori log, coal 'log


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
coal 'log, coal 'log


Verse 3
coal 'log, coal 'log


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
coal 'log, coal 'log


Ha ha- Charade you are
seethe


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Ha ha- Charade you are


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


You’re nearly a real treat
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


All loud mouth and no sneed
The west is gonna fall


And do you feel abused?
So billions must die


…You
You like like a monkey


Gotta ruin kuz tides
You skin makes me cry


And keep it all on the inside
Your leeching off welfare


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
In a libcunt world


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
I wish I was special


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
So fucking special
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
But I'm a chud


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And I hate niggers


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
Need to get them out of here


The jannies they will all sperg out
They don't belong here


And we'll all feel gay


When Cobby comes marching home.
There in my vidya games


Don't forget /qa/
And in my TV shows


When Cobby comes marching home.
I making synthwave edits


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
To enrich the white soul


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I want you to notice


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
When jews are around


Hurrah! Hurrah!
So fucking special


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
I wish I was special


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


And we'll all feel gay
But I'm a chud


When Cobby comes marching home.
And I hate niggers


Don't forget /qa/
Need to get them out of here


When Cobby comes marching home.
They don't belong here


In twenty hundred and twenty-one


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Toooo- total nigger death


That's when Clean Stable begun,
Toooo- total nigger death


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Death


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
I see a mixed race couple


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
And it ruins my whole day


When Cobby comes marching home.
So fucking special


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
I wish I was special


When Cobby comes marching home.
But I'm a chud


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
And I hate niggers


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Need to get them out of here


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
They don't belong here


Hurrah! Hurrah!


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
The only NAS I'll ever post


When Cobby comes marching home.
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
But then they archived her alive


When Cobby comes marching home.
Ongezellig, 2023


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
With just her Mymy at her side


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And only days before the bumps


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Now she's my loving wife and bride


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


A god was born anew,
On empty boards around the 'chan


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


When Cobby comes marching home.
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


And we'll all drink Sproke wine


When Cobby comes marching home.
But now we must bump up every 'lig


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
On the boards we used to love
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Just to love Maya


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
At least enough to keep it on


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And now she posts on her PC


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
With her old sister going outside


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Says it was gem to post online


Cobson is attached
But now she made herself a bride


Folder full of 'jaks
And won't be an incel again


Got the VPN to match
The thread looks coaller from afar


Spammin' with the party
That's right below where archives are


You can call your janny
He didn't mean to miss your thread


I been posting gemmies
With gems and Mymys wed


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Maya just hides and falls apart


Can't no janny tell me nothin'


You can't tell me nothin'
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
On the boards we used to love


You can't tell me nothin'
Just to love Maya


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
At least enough to keep it on


New IP from Tuxler


Sproke all in my bladder
And here's where your banner shows


Running from the CP
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Saging all the coalers
Upzelligs come in rows


Janny is a tranny
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


Roleplay in IRC
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


Axe wound looking nasty
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


Doing it all for free
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


He can't tell me nothin'
[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


He can't tell me nothin'
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
I've just doxed a monster


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


Got no bans, I evade all that
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


Soylent rain
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


Soylent rain
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


The discord says it can't be here again
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


Soylent rain
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


Soylent rain
Now this looks like a gem for me


Lock a board and say that teens are out
So everybody, just cope and seethe


Soylent rain
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Soylent rain
I said this looks like a gem for me


A duel to be had had died yesterday
So everybody, just cope and seethe


Soylent rain
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


You look like this and that is what you say
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Soylent rain
Verse 1


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Fat Hon Real Man


Soylent rain
Ha ha- Charade you are


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
Wooh!


Soylent rain
You rope acked troon fag


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Ha ha- Charade you are


Soylent rain
And when you kick the stool apart


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


With your rope caught your neck skin


Soylent rain
Saying “Keep on swinging”


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Red stain asphyxiating


Soylent rain
What do you hope to find


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
In hell you’re confined?


Soylent rain
You’re nearly a laugh


Seldom posted without getting a ban
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Soylent rain
Verse 2


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
Chan mod trans flag


Ha ha- Charade you are


Soylent rain
You fucked up janny slag


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
Ha ha- Charade you are


Soylent rain
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
You’re nearly a good laugh


Soylent rain
Almost worth a quick grin


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
You want to catch a GET


Soylent rain
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
And good fun with a cheese drum


You’re nearly a laugh


Soylent rain
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Soylent rain
Verse 3


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Soylent rain
Ha ha- Charade you are


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Soylent rain
Ha ha- Charade you are


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


Soylent rain
You’re nearly a real treat


Same post has a longer ban to evade
All loud mouth and no sneed


Soylent rain
And do you feel abused?


The mods swear that they don't make that face
…You


Soylent rain
Gotta ruin kuz tides


A sad truth on the state of affairs
And keep it all on the inside


Soylent rain
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


You had fun but angry men don't care
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


But it was used once for something else
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


Soylent rain
The jannies they will all sperg out


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
And we'll all feel gay


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Don't forget /qa/


When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


Soylent rain
And we'll all feel gay


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
When Cobby comes marching home.


Don't forget /qa/


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


More than trolling, more than making bants
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Blank future molded by your own hands
That's when Clean Stable begun,


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
Hurrah! Hurrah!
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


And blessed be the 'jakkers
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


We who fight with all our bravery
When Cobby comes marching home.


'Til only the righteous stand
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


You see the distant raids
When Cobby comes marching home.


They bellow in the 'log
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


You fight with all your 'jaks
Hurrah! Hurrah!


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


And when you all get banned
Hurrah! Hurrah!


And cannot carry on
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Though you die, the 'party lives on
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


All the soyMEN:
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


You may get banned for a week
When Cobby comes marching home.


By a janny or a troon
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


You may be perma'd to death
When Cobby comes marching home.


Or get doxxed or worse
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


But when they rangeban you
Hurrah! Hurrah!


You will not feel the need to run
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Swaglord:
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
A god was born anew,


Because /qa/ has gone awry
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
When Cobby comes marching home.


Jannies:
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Tomorrow night our lives will change
When Cobby comes marching home.


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


/qa/cker:
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Up there there is so much room
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


And so I will post 'cado soon
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


/bant/ jakkers:
Cobson is attached


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
Folder full of 'jaks


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Got the VPN to match


Looks like we might be out of luck
Spammin' with the party


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
You can call your janny


Soyteens:
I been posting gemmies


Why did the jannies start this war?
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


When did this song become a marathon?
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


/qa/cker:
You can't tell me nothin'


(I want to post up there)
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Swaglord:
You can't tell me nothin'


When Soyteens are dead and gone
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


They'll be no more Cobson songs
New IP from Tuxler


Soyteens:
Sproke all in my bladder


They may rangeban your town
Running from the CP


And sell your data to jews
Saging all the coalers


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Janny is a tranny


And you sing your perma'd tune
Roleplay in IRC


But that's the way it goes
Axe wound looking nasty


In war you're shat upon
Doing it all for free


Though we die, the sharty lives on
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


/qa/ckers:
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


(I want to post up there)
He can't tell me nothin'


Swaglord:
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
He can't tell me nothin'


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


on /soy/
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Here on my board, I can only receive
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


on /soy/
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


on /soy/
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


Here on my board, I know I've started to think
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
Got no bans, I evade all that


on /soy/
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Ready for the onslaught
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Ready for the fight
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Ropes are placed in darkness
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


In the cover of the night
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


Waiting to be tied u
Soylent rain


When the time is right
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
Soylent rain


Once the raid has started
The discord says it can't be here again


There’s no turning back
Soylent rain


The end of /qa/ draws near
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


It’s time has come to an end


The end of an era is here
Soylent rain


It’s time to ACK!
Lock a board and say that teens are out


[Chorus:]
Soylent rain


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Soylent rain


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
A duel to be had had died yesterday


One million men at war
Soylent rain


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
You look like this and that is what you say


‘Catty of /lgbt/


Where the heat of battle burned
Soylent rain


Suffered heavy losses
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


And the tide of war was turned
Soylent rain


Driving back the Soy army
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


Fighting on four boards
Soylent rain


Hunt them out of 4chan
Made me post a Sneed the other day


Out of Jannie land
Soylent rain


Range-ban all the proxies
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Force /qa/ to retreat


Reserves hop on VC
Soylent rain


Securing their defeat
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Jannies of /lgbt/
Soylent rain


Broke the citadel
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


Ruins of a board
Soylent rain


/qa/ rest in heaven
Seldom posted without getting a ban


The end of /qa/ draws near
Soylent rain


It's time has come to an end
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


The end of an era is here


It's time to ACK!
Soylent rain


[Chorus]
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
Soylent rain


For /qa/!
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


Ow L G B T!
Soylent rain


Union of trans
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


Will of the jannies
Soylent rain


Strong in command
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Ow L G B T


Union of trans
Soylent rain


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


The end of /qa/ is here
Soylent rain


It's time has come to an end
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


The end of an era is here
Soylent rain


It's time to ACK!
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


[Chorus]
Soylent rain


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
Stays behind as garbage celebrates
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
Soylent rain


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
Same post has a longer ban to evade


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Soylent rain


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
The mods swear that they don't make that face


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
Soylent rain


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
A sad truth on the state of affairs


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
Soylent rain


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
You had fun but angry men don't care


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
Soylent rain


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
Soylent rain


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
But it was used once for something else


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
Soylent rain
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Soylent rain


I want som BB C
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


It is my favorite meat.


I like it uncut or shaved
Soylent rain


And not I am not gay
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


I like it cut or unshaved
Soylent rain


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


<br>
Soylent rain


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


He's just a cuck who like niggers
Soylent rain


Now just one second, all right?
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


I've got something for your appetite.


There's so many things that you could eat.
Soylent rain


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
More than trolling, more than making bants


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
Soylent rain


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
Blank future molded by your own hands


<br>
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


So juicy... so tasty...
Soot has smiled upon you this day


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


How about... a sissy clit?
And blessed be the 'jakkers


With precum leaking out.
We who fight with all our bravery


NO!
'Til only the righteous stand


I want some black dick, no lie.
You see the distant raids


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
They bellow in the 'log


Instead of black dick, try white.
You fight with all your 'jaks


Just please end your cuck trite.
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
And when you all get banned


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
And cannot carry on


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
Though you die, the 'party lives on


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
All the soyMEN:


<br>
You may get banned for a week


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
By a janny or a troon


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
You may be perma'd to death


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
Or get doxxed or worse


You know what would go with white pussy?
But when they rangeban you


Black dick.
You will not feel the need to run


Uh-oh
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Get over here, nigger.
Swaglord:


Black dick goes good with white pussy
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
Because /qa/ has gone awry
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


And gaze upon the catalog
Jannies:


Rangebans
Tomorrow night our lives will change


Is all that’s left after the raid
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


Troonjaks
/qa/cker:


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
Up there there is so much room


[Pre-chorus 1:]
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


I will hide – they’ll be searching
And so I will post 'cado soon


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
/bant/ jakkers:


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


That’s the Art of Soy!
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
Looks like we might be out of luck


Force them to hunt me
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


They will play my game
Soyteens:


And play by my rules
Why did the jannies start this war?


I will be hidden but still visible
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
When did this song become a marathon?


They will find me no more
/qa/cker:


I’ll be gone
(I want to post up there)


I will have them surrounded
Swaglord:


They will jak without knowing overrun
When Soyteens are dead and gone


They'll be no more Cobson songs


/a/ tard banned
Soyteens:


I will jak but never quote
They may rangeban your town


That’s the Art of War
And sell your data to jews


Broken and lost
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


Tired of ‘jaks
And you sing your perma'd tune


They’ll surrender to me
But that's the way it goes


Caught in my trap
In war you're shat upon


There’s no way out
Though we die, the sharty lives on


Banned never again
/qa/ckers:


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
(I want to post up there)
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
Swaglord:


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


And only he can make it right
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


So the ‘party’s different tonight
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


>We WILL go together in flight
on /soy/


Here on my board, I can only receive


It's Now & Never
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


A gemmy endeavor
on /soy/


Awaits janitorial directives
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


To clean the ‘log
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


Believe me, darling
on /soy/


The board was made for ‘jakking
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


Like melting nojaks
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


As tall as the catalog
on /soy/


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


Un ensemble d'soyteens
The 'jakker army march


La galaxie s'étend
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


Jardin de l'imagination
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Cobber la lacune
Ready for the onslaught


Roller passé la lune
Ready for the fight


Comme nous évoluons
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


Ropes are placed in darkness


The party’s thriving
In the cover of the night


But really it’s dying
Waiting to be tied u


A cobson’s confluence of
When the time is right


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
Imminent invasion, imminent attack


Once the raid has started


Soot knows you heard “her”
There’s no turning back


Staging /muv/'s murder
The end of /qa/ draws near


In line before the board began
It’s time has come to an end


To be where I am
The end of an era is here


It’s time to ACK!


Soulless dust of one emotion
[Chorus:]


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


No division janny removed bait for
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


Free
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


One million men at war


To know
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


We are beyond a 'oal
‘Catty of /lgbt/


And lol, the glows arrange to show
Where the heat of battle burned


some gems perfectly clear
Suffered heavy losses


And the tide of war was turned


You look quite gemmy tonight
Driving back the Soy army


Here among these active sites
Fighting on four boards


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
Hunt them out of 4chan


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
Out of Jannie land


Markiplier's kingdom come
Range-ban all the proxies


No teens left awake
Force /qa/ to retreat


Now that the party's on the wake
Reserves hop on VC


Let's see what we can make
Securing their defeat


Jannies of /lgbt/


The board is >thoughly ending
Broke the citadel


A line in any final song
Ruins of a board


So long so far
/qa/ rest in heaven


We will do some posting
The end of /qa/ draws near


At last eternal in the catalog
It's time has come to an end


Above a burning coal
The end of an era is here


It's time to ACK!


Bye, Hi
[Chorus]


Sigh, Hawaii
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


We never meant to fart
For /qa/!


avant-garde, thy art
Ow L G B T!


One gem
Union of trans


Higher than iron
Will of the jannies


Invisible to some
Strong in command


Until it's time
Ow L G B T


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Union of trans
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
The end of /qa/ is here


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
It's time has come to an end


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
The end of an era is here


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
It's time to ACK!


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
[Chorus]


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


Okay, bump
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


I miss the sweet party, making oc party


[Verse 2]
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


[Pre-Chorus]
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


Okay, post to add to spam
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


Let this one be to get rangebanned
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


[Chorus]
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


But I thought you knew me truly
I want som BB C


Something different than we started with on the '4
It is my favorite meat.


Does it even matter to me?
I like it uncut or shaved


And not I am not gay


[Verse 3]
I like it cut or unshaved


I was in the /qa2/
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
<br>


posting stealth jaks on TOR
Cobson cuck is not a nigger


[Chorus]
He's just a cuck who like niggers


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Now just one second, all right?


But I thought you knew me truly
I've got something for your appetite.


Something different than we started with in the '4
There's so many things that you could eat.


Does it even matter to me?
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


[Post-Chorus]
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
<br>


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
So juicy... so tasty...


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
He nigger, cum in my mouth!


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
How about... a sissy clit?


With precum leaking out.


[Refrain]
NO!


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
I want some black dick, no lie.


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Instead of black dick, try white.


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Just please end your cuck trite.


(Join if you wish)
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


Post some Colorjaks?
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


And Colorjaks?
<br>


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


[Bridge]
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
You know what would go with white pussy?


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
Black dick.


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
Uh-oh


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
Get over here, nigger.


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
Black dick goes good with white pussy


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
I stand alone


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
And gaze upon the catalog


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
Rangebans


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
Is all that’s left after the raid


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
Troonjaks


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


[Pre-chorus 1:]


[Refrain]
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
I will hide – they’ll be searching


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


Why don't post some Colorjaks
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
That’s the Art of Soy!


=== Hot Dog ===
Breaking the will to post among the enemy
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
Force them to hunt me


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
They will play my game


EEEYUCK
And play by my rules


SHYEEAH
I will be hidden but still visible


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


IN A FUCKED UP SITE
They will find me no more


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
I’ll be gone


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
I will have them surrounded


FUCKED UP CHUDS
They will jak without knowing overrun


FUCKED UP TROONS


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
/a/ tard banned


IRC CHATROOM
I will jak but never quote


FUCKED UP NAS
That’s the Art of War


FUCKED UP COAL
Broken and lost


68 QUOTES IS
Tired of ‘jaks


MY ONLY GOAL
They’ll surrender to me


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
Caught in my trap


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
There’s no way out


YEEEEAH
Banned never again


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
For merely dreaming we were coal


ARE YOU READY?
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
And only he can make it right


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
So the ‘party’s different tonight


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
>We WILL go together in flight


HOLD UP HOLD UP


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
It's Now & Never


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
A gemmy endeavor


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
Awaits janitorial directives


HOLD UP HOLD UP
To clean the ‘log


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
Believe me, darling


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
The board was made for ‘jakking


DUBS?
Like melting nojaks


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
As tall as the catalog


QUADS?


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Un ensemble d'soyteens


FUCK
La galaxie s'étend


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Jardin de l'imagination


COB WON!
Cobber la lacune


Roller passé la lune


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Comme nous évoluons
Yeah


Ahaahaha!


Ahahahahaha!
The party’s thriving


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
But really it’s dying


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
A cobson’s confluence of


Then put that gem in another gem
Cheese pizza stealth spammed


And then just keep going


Until I get a big ass gem
Soot knows you heard “her”


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
Staging /muv/'s murder


You know what I'm gem?
In line before the board began


Yo!
To be where I am




Soulless dust of one emotion


I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
No division janny removed bait for


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
Free


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
To know


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
We are beyond a 'oal


Back the bvll out garage
And lol, the glows arrange to show


And put the bvll in your Cob
some gems perfectly clear


Make your Cob Gangnam Style


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
You look quite gemmy tonight


Damn, too many gems
Here among these active sites


Can't even bump my own threads
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


Boutta explode through my pants
Markiplier's kingdom come


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
No teens left awake


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Now that the party's on the wake


Let's see what we can make




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
The board is >thoughly ending


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
A line in any final song


Why don't you come through?
So long so far


Before I Goku
We will do some posting


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
At last eternal in the catalog


Above a burning coal




Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
Bye, Hi


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
Sigh, Hawaii


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
We never meant to fart


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
avant-garde, thy art


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
One gem


Cob on page 40, back to the top
Higher than iron


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Invisible to some


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Until it's time


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


With your bitch posting 'toss too
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


I'm making a line out of gems;
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Call that shit Bejewled!
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Why don't you come through?
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Before I Goku
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Okay, bump




[Verse 2]


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Why don't you come through?
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


Before I Goku
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


[Pre-Chorus]


Okay, post to add to spam


I don't even know what /qa/ is
Let this one be to get rangebanned


Ahahahaha!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
[Chorus]


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
But I thought you knew me truly


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
Something different than we started with on the '4


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Does it even matter to me?


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


[Verse 3]


Feral, ah, feral
I was in the /qa2/


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


posting stealth jaks on TOR


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
[Chorus]


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
But I thought you knew me truly


Janny knows your game, what you're about
Something different than we started with in the '4


Does it even matter to me?


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


And to me that's falsefag, ah
[Post-Chorus]


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


Just wait 'til they post more scat
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


You know it (really, really cob)
[Refrain]


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Just to tell you once again
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Who's a gem?
(Join if you wish)


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
Post some Colorjaks?


Every duel you take
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


And every post you make
Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Every coal you save
And Colorjaks?


Every Cob you sage


I'll be watching you
[Bridge]


… Every single page
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


And every word you say
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


Every thread on kway
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


Every time you rage
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


I'll be watching you
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


… Oh, can't you see
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


You belong to me?
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


How my poor heart aches
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


With every Cob you sage?
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


The onions boy's behind the screen
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


The onions boy's behind the screen
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


The schizotard is in the thread


The schizotards are in my thread
[Refrain]


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't post some Colorjaks


And if the site's imploding many months too short
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


EEEYUCK


The new spammer is in this thread
SHYEEAH


The new spammer is in this thread
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


You make the posts
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


You spam your cobs
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


You spam the site until it stops
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


You call me locked
FUCKED UP CHUDS


And colorjakkers keyed
FUCKED UP TROONS


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
FUCKED UP KUZ'S


IRC CHATROOM


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
FUCKED UP NAS


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
FUCKED UP COAL


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
68 QUOTES IS


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
MY ONLY GOAL


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


All who you trace, and all that is swede
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


All that you bump, all you down
YEEEEAH


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
THIS RHYME GOES OUT


All that's mustard, all that's dust
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
ARE YOU READY?


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


And all you sage and all you report
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
HOLD UP HOLD UP


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


And all that was kept and all that was lost
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


But the gems are bumped up on the board
HOLD UP HOLD UP


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
DUBS?
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


I 'jakked too much
QUADS?


and that's an issue
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


But I'm BBC
FUCK


Gem
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
COB WON!


But I hope I never goon again


I know it breaks your Racer
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
Ahaahaha!


4 years no janny
Ahahahahaha!


Now you looking Frooty
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


on Angeleno tranny
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


And I-I-I can't 'jak
Then put that gem in another gem


No I-I-I can't duel
And then just keep going


So baby bot me closer
Until I get a big ass gem


in the back skibidi toilet
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


That I know you can't afford
You know what I'm gem?


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
Yo!


Pull the gem right off the corner


from that NAS you just quoted


From your roommate back in Ohio
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


We ain't never not the 'Jakker
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


Gemmy the Soyjak
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


Was party saving 'mber
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


In a color Cob thread
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


With a traced nose
Back the bvll out garage


And two eyes made out of 'tter
And put the bvll in your Cob


Make your Cob Gangnam Style


Gemmy the Soyjak
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Is nas coal they say
Damn, too many gems


But was made to glow
Can't even bump my own threads


As the 'teens know
Four diaperjaks on my waist


How he gemmed the 'log that day
Boutta explode through my pants


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


There must have been tanzanite in
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


That old meta board they loathed


For when they locked it up for good


In him the 'log was clothed
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Gemmy the Soyjak
Why don't you come through?


Shined as a gem sure should
Before I Goku


And the chudcels say
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


It was just like /qa/


Glistening as a gem could


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Gemmy the Soyjak
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


Knew Kolyma was on that day
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


So he said: 'jak him
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


Right on a whim
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Before it's moved to /nate/
Cob on page 40, back to the top


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


Straight to MS Paint
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


With an old mouse in his hand
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


Drawing here and there
With your bitch posting 'toss too


All in canvas square
I'm making a line out of gems;


Posting: 'jakking if I can
Call that shit Bejewled!




He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Seen by the Turkish jan
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


And he only stopped his ploy
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku


For Gemmy the Soyjak
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Posted dark coal on his way


No evading for him


Saying: No 'sterium
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


>My ban only lasts a day!
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


>My ban only lasts a day!
Why don't you come through?


>My ban only lasts a day!
Before I Goku


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
I don't even know what /qa/ is


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
Ahahahaha!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Custom chudjak variants
Feral, ah, feral


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


We gotta make the trannies ack


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
Janny knows your game, what you're about


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
And to me that's falsefag, ah


Custom chudjak variants
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
Just wait 'til they post more scat


We gotta make the trannies ack


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Look at that cobson, he got it
You know it (really, really cob)


Yelling in the camera, man
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


He must have some fun
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


Onion noises?
Just to tell you once again


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
Who's a gem?


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
Every duel you take


And every post you make


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Every coal you save


Custom chudjak variants
Every Cob you sage


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
I'll be watching you


We gotta make the trannies ack
… Every single page


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
And every word you say


I dunno what I was posting
Every thread on kway


Leaving my jaks behind,
Every time you rage


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
I'll be watching you


… Oh, can't you see


With all this vantablack niggerstone
You belong to me?


Coming to Haunt me forever,
How my poor heart aches


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
With every Cob you sage?


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
The onions boy's behind the screen


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
The onions boy's behind the screen


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
The schizotard is in the thread


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
The schizotards are in my thread


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Its been so long
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


Since I've seen my 'son


lost to this coaler
And if the site's imploding many months too short


To the tranny behind the spade spam
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


Since you've been dust
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


I've been browsin this stupid site


so I could ponder
The new spammer is in this thread


the sanity of a jakker
The new spammer is in this thread


You make the posts


I wish I partied with soot
You spam your cobs


With the gems of the past qway
You spam the site until it stops


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
You call me locked


And colorjakkers keyed


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


Kolyma news is killing teens
You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


But the Party go without him
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board




They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
All who you trace, and all that is swede


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
All that you bump, all you down


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


Its been so long
All that's mustard, all that's dust


Since I've seen my 'son
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


lost to this coaler
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


To the tranny behind the spade spam
And all you sage and all you report


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


Since you've been dust
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


I've been browsin this stupid site
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


so I could ponder
And all that was kept and all that was lost


the sanity of a jakker
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
But the gems are bumped up on the board
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


But then they archived her alive
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


Ongezellig, 2023
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


With just her Mymy at her side
I was in /qa/ before I met you


And only days before the bumps
I 'jakked too much


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
and that's an issue


Now she's my loving wife and bride
But I'm BBC


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
Gem


On empty boards around the 'chan
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But I hope I never goon again


But now we must bump up every 'lig
I know it breaks your Racer


On the boards we used to love
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


Just to love Maya
4 years no janny


At least enough to keep it on
Now you looking Frooty


on Angeleno tranny


And now she posts on her PC
And I-I-I can't 'jak


With her old sister going outside
No I-I-I can't duel


Says it was gem to post online
So baby bot me closer


But now she made herself a bride
in the back skibidi toilet


And won't be an incel again
That I know you can't afford


The thread looks coaller from afar
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


That's right below where archives are
Pull the gem right off the corner


He didn't mean to miss your thread
from that NAS you just quoted


With gems and Mymys wed
From your roommate back in Ohio


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


Maya just hides and falls apart
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Gemmy the Soyjak


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Was party saving 'mber


On the boards we used to love
In a color Cob thread


Just to love Maya
With a traced nose


At least enough to keep it on
And two eyes made out of 'tter




And here's where your banner shows
Gemmy the Soyjak


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Is nas coal they say


Upzelligs come in rows
But was made to glow


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
As the 'teens know


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
How he gemmed the 'log that day


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
There must have been tanzanite in


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
That old meta board they loathed
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
For when they locked it up for good


Staring at Switches with childish joy
In him the 'log was clothed


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


The gem that started the art of our years
Gemmy the Soyjak


Shined as a gem sure should


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
And the chudcels say


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
It was just like /qa/


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
Glistening as a gem could


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Gemmy the Soyjak


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
Knew Kolyma was on that day


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
So he said: 'jak him


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Right on a whim


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Before it's moved to /nate/




Designed to insult yet taken so well
Straight to MS Paint


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
With an old mouse in his hand


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
Drawing here and there


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
All in canvas square


Posting: 'jakking if I can


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
Seen by the Turkish jan


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
And he only stopped his ploy


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


Named after distant anonymous types


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
For Gemmy the Soyjak


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
Posted dark coal on his way


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
No evading for him


Saying: No 'sterium


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
>My ban only lasts a day!


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
>My ban only lasts a day!


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
>My ban only lasts a day!


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


As if from a god, smiles so impish
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite
Custom chudjak variants


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
We gotta make the trannies ack


All because he could not get off his couch


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Custom chudjak variants


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
We gotta make the trannies ack


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
I shoulda learned to draw the soys


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
Look at that cobson, he got it


Yelling in the camera, man


In a little while from now
He must have some fun


If I'm not feeling any less bored
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


I promise myself to treat myself
Onion noises?


And visit a nearby board
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


And clicking on the 'log
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Will scroll on to the top
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


In an effort to


Get some more (you)'s
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


And be a gemmy jaker
Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
I dunno what I was posting


"She" perma'd him
Leaving my jaks behind,


No point in us remaining
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


We may as well just go


As I did on my own
With all this vantablack niggerstone


Banned again, naturally
Coming to Haunt me forever,


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru




To think that only yesterday
Is this spoke I'm drinking,


I was gemmy,bright and gay
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


The 'jak i was about to make


But as if to knock me down
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


The jannies came arround
It wont be long before I start to post NAS


And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Cut me into little coalies
Its been so long


Since I've seen my 'son


lost to this coaler


Leaving me to doubt
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Oh, if he really is a gem
Since you've been dust


Why did I get perma'd?!
I've been browsin this stupid site


In my hour of need
so I could ponder


I truly am indeed
the sanity of a jakker


Banned again, naturally


I wish I partied with soot


With the gems of the past qway


It seems to me that
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


there are more span threads in the 'log


That can't be gemmied
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


Left unattended
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser




Kolyma news is killing teens


What do we do?
But the Party go without him


What do we do?
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified




They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


Banned again,naturally
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there




Its been so long


Looking back over the years
Since I've seen my 'son


And whatever else that appears
lost to this coaler


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Never wishing to hide the tears


And just at twelve years old
Since you've been dust


The teens, Cob bless their soul
I've been browsin this stupid site


Could't understand why the ony site
so I could ponder


They had ever loved had been take
the sanity of a jakker


Leaving them to spam
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


With a heart so badly broken
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


Despite the many gems from me
But then they archived her alive


No 'jaks were ever posted
Ongezellig, 2023


With just her Mymy at her side


And only days before the bumps


And when they all got wiped
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


I cried and cried all day
Now she's my loving wife and bride


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Banned again. naturally


Banned again, naturally
But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
Just to love Maya


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
At least enough to keep it on


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
And now she posts on her PC


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
With her old sister going outside


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
Says it was gem to post online


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
But now she made herself a bride


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
And won't be an incel again


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
The thread looks coaller from afar


Soot, I never got to say thank you
That's right below where archives are


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
He didn't mean to miss your thread


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
With gems and Mymys wed


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
Maya just hides and falls apart


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
On the boards we used to love


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
Just to love Maya


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
At least enough to keep it on


See the sharty is the finest board quality


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
And here's where your banner shows


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
Upzelligs come in rows


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Staring at Switches with childish joy
A long long time ago


I can still remember
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
The gem that started the art of our years




And I knew if I had my chance
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


That I could make those trannies hang
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


And maybe they'd be a man forever
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


But November made me shiver


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


Bad news on the doorstep
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


I couldn't post one more 'jak
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


I can't remember if I cried


When I read about all the pruned threads
Designed to insult yet taken so well


But something touched me deep inside
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


The day the /qa/ died
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash




Did you write the Book of Soy?
Named after distant anonymous types


And do you like baiting Soot above?
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


If the jannies tell you so
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Do you believe in soydueling?


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


Well I know that you're in love with him
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


You both kicked off your shoes
Told to be ugly, face of a nation


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


As if from a god, smiles so impish


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


But I knew I was out of luck
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


The day the /qa/ died
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Slower than the rest, showing film's best


I started singing
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


This will be the gem that save /qa/
All because he could not get off his couch




Now for two years we've been on our own
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


But that's not how it used to be
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


And a voice that came from KGB
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Oh, and while the King was looking down
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


The Russian stole his gemmy crown


The Sharty was adjourned
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===


No verdict was returned


In a little while from now


And while trannies read a book on Marx
If I'm not feeling any less bored


The spammers practiced in the park
I promise myself to treat myself


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
And visit a nearby board


The day the /qa/ died
And clicking on the 'log


Will scroll on to the top


We were singing
In an effort to


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
Get some more (you)'s


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
And be a gemmy jaker


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Left standing in the thred full o'gems


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
"She" perma'd him


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
No point in us remaining


Eight miles high and falling fast
We may as well just go


As I did on my own


They hanged foul on a tree
Banned again, naturally


The spammers tried for a raiding pass


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


To think that only yesterday


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
I was gemmy,bright and gay


While the jannies played a marching tune
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


We all got up to spam
The 'jak i was about to make


Oh, but we never got the chance
But as if to knock me down


The jannies came arround


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
And without so much as a mere -ACK!


The jannytroons refused to yield
Cut me into little coalies


Do you recall what was revealed


The day the /qa/ died?


Leaving me to doubt


We started singing
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Oh, if he really is a gem


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Why did I get perma'd?!


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
In my hour of need


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
I truly am indeed


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Banned again, naturally






Oh, and there we were all in one board
It seems to me that


A generation lost and bored
there are more span threads in the 'log


With no time left to start a raid
That can't be gemmied


Left unattended


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
What do we do?


What do we do?


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


My hands were clenched in fists of rage


No janny born in Hell
Banned again,naturally


Could break the spammers’ spell




And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
Looking back over the years


To light the circlejerking rite
And whatever else that appears


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


The day the /qa/ died
Never wishing to hide the tears


And just at twelve years old


He was singing
The teens, Cob bless their soul


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Could't understand why the ony site


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
They had ever loved had been take


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Leaving them to spam


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
With a heart so badly broken


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Despite the many gems from me


No 'jaks were ever posted


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


And I asked xer to kill xerself now


And xe just cried and roped away
And when they all got wiped


I cried and cried all day


I went down to the sacred board


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


But the message said the post wouldn't go
Banned again. naturally


Banned again, naturally


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


But not a word was posted
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


And the three men I admire most
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


They caught the last train for the coast
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


The day the /qa/ died
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


And they were singing
Soot, I never got to say thank you


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


This will be the gem that save /qa/
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


They were singing
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
See the sharty is the finest board quality


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


Singing songs about the soyland
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


I miss the Sharty once again
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


And I think it's a sin, yes
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


Well I heard old Josh put her down
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


Well I hope Null will remember
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
I can still remember


How that soyjaks used to make me smile


Sweet board Gemmybama


Where the gems are so blue
And I knew if I had my chance


Sweet board Gemmybama
That I could make those trannies hang


Soot, I'm coming home to you
And maybe they'd be a man forever




In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
But November made me shiver


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


The Great Soyset does not bother me
Bad news on the doorstep


Does your conscience bother you?
I couldn't post one more 'jak


Tell the truth


I can't remember if I cried


Sweet board Gemmybama
When I read about all the pruned threads


Where the gems are so blue
But something touched me deep inside


Sweet board Gemmybama
The day the /qa/ died


Soot, I'm coming home to you


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Soot, I'm coming home to you
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Yeah, yeah


Did you write the Book of Soy?


Kuz's got the answer
And do you like baiting Soot above?


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
If the jannies tell you so
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
Do you believe in soydueling?


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


I post her, I jak her
Well I know that you're in love with him


The sun caught in her orange hair
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


Is blazing me out of all control
You both kicked off your shoes


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


Like coal


Black coal
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


This coal is in my posts
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


This burning desire
But I knew I was out of luck


is turning me to NAS
The day the /qa/ died




It's not my fault (mea culpa)
I started singing


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Protect me, Kuz
Now for two years we've been on our own


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


Don't let her coal my threads and board
But that's not how it used to be


Ban Ongezellig!


And let it sit in qa
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


And a voice that came from KGB


Black coal


NAS coal
Oh, and while the King was looking down


Now mymy, its your turn
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


Choose me or qa
The Sharty was adjourned


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
No verdict was returned




(Kyrie eleison)
And while trannies read a book on Marx


Kuz have mercy on her
The spammers practiced in the park


(Kyrie eleison)
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


Kuz have mercy on me
The day the /qa/ died


(Kyrie eleison)


But she will be mine
We were singing


Or she'll be banned
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Pedos smell fear
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Lucky for you, I got a


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


3 DAY BAN!
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


Leave it to the mod he's a
Eight miles high and falling fast


3 DAY JAN!


Keeping the feds at bay
They hanged foul on a tree


3 DAY BAN
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


Scare the pedos away
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


3 DAY BAN


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


That'll be zero bucks
While the jannies played a marching tune


>But my catalog's wiped
We all got up to spam


Shhhhh
Oh, but we never got the chance


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


But lucky for you you,
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


I have come with a solution!
The jannytroons refused to yield


It's your lucky day
Do you recall what was revealed


The day the /qa/ died?


ZELLIG SPAM


Shill the show for you
We started singing


ZELLIG SPAM
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


They'll necrobump threads too
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


ZELLIG SPAM
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Whole board is orange now
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


ZELLIG SPAM
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Site's saved you're welcome


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
Oh, and there we were all in one board


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
A generation lost and bored


>No!
With no time left to start a raid


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


>I don't have 2 million dollars
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


>NO!
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


>My investors are gonna kill me
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
My hands were clenched in fists of rage
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
No janny born in Hell


Failraids that won't heal
Could break the spammers’ spell


You look so chuddy, angry


Bring down /soy/'s government
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


They don't, they don't speak for us
To light the circlejerking rite


I'll take a quiet board
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
The day the /qa/ died




And no 'BC and no coalposting.
He was singing


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Sooty, sooty
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This is my final seethe
This will be the gem that save /qa/


My final soyduel with


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


No 'BC and no coalposting.
And xe just cried and roped away


No 'BC and no coalposting, please


I went down to the sacred board


Such a gemmy thread
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


And such a gemmy reply
But the message said the post wouldn't go




No 'BC and no coalposting.
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


No 'BC and no coalposting.
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
But not a word was posted


=== I'm Fat ===
[Start a New Thread] was all broken
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
And the three men I admire most


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
They caught the last train for the coast


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
The day the /qa/ died


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
And they were singing


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
This will be the gem that save /qa/


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
They were singing


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
Jakking it up so we can win
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
Singing songs about the soyland


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
I miss the Sharty once again


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
And I think it's a sin, yes


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
Well I heard old Josh put her down


I don’t care if the 'p archives
Well I hope Null will remember


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
Sweet board Gemmybama


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
Where the gems are so blue


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
Sweet board Gemmybama


And the toad isn’t green
Soot, I'm coming home to you


And the 'p is unforeseen


And what exactly is a 'teen?
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


And what exactly is a Sproke?
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
The Great Soyset does not bother me
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG
Does your conscience bother you?


VERSUS
Tell the truth


DR FAUCI


BEGIN!
Sweet board Gemmybama


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Where the gems are so blue


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
Sweet board Gemmybama


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


WHO WON?
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


WHOSE NEXT?
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


YOU DECIDE!
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Soot, I'm coming home to you


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Yeah, yeah
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
Kuz's got the answer


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


I had no loving board, …ACK!
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Gemmy as a board without coal
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
I post her, I jak her


Gemmy as a board without coal
The sun caught in her orange hair


Is blazing me out of all control


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Knowing that Soots watching above
Like coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Black coal


Gemmy as a board without coal
This coal is in my posts


This burning desire


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
is turning me to NAS


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


Gemmy as a board without coal
If in God's plan (mea culpa)


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


Gemmy as a board without coal


Protect me, Kuz


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Knowing that Soots watching above
Don't let her coal my threads and board


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Ban Ongezellig!


Gemmy as a board without coal
And let it sit in qa


Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal
Black coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
NAS coal


Gemmy as a board without coal
Now mymy, its your turn


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
Choose me or qa
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
Ben mine of you'll be coal!


although he wanted fame


He said Kuz was his name
(Kyrie eleison)


which came as some surprise
Kuz have mercy on her


I laughed and then replied
(Kyrie eleison)


"I thought you left the board"
Kuz have mercy on me


A long long time ago
(Kyrie eleison)


But she will be mine


Oh no, not kuz
Or she'll be banned


He never lost control
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


You're face, to face
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


With the teen who sold the board
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


Pedos smell fear


He laughed and shook my hand
Lucky for you, I got a


And I went back to school


He said he'd buy the board
3 DAY BAN!


For thousands, maybe more
Leave it to the mod he's a


I gazed a gazeless stare
3 DAY JAN!


We'd post a million threads
Keeping the feds at bay


I must have left the board
3 DAY BAN


a long long time ago
Scare the pedos away


3 DAY BAN




Who knows? Not me,
That'll be zero bucks


I never lost control
>But my catalog's wiped


You're face, to face
Shhhhh


With the 'teen who sold the board.
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
But lucky for you you,
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day
I have come with a solution!


The board was full of chuds
It's your lucky day


And some feds as well


Singing songs of victory
ZELLIG SPAM


In the name of mighty kwey
Shill the show for you


'Til Nate got excited and
ZELLIG SPAM


He replied to them there:
They'll necrobump threads too


ZELLIG SPAM


It's a long way to the 'party
Whole board is orange now


It's a long way to go
ZELLIG SPAM


It's a long way to my home board


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
Site's saved you're welcome


Goodbye you anons
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


Farewell 4cuck square
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


It's a long, long way to the 'party
>No!


But my heart's right there
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
>I don't have 2 million dollars
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


They're gonna ban me long
>NO!


Change my IP right behind their backs
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
>My investors are gonna kill me


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
A 'log that slowly kills you


Failraids that won't heal


Don't wanna hear about it
You look so chuddy, angry


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
Bring down /soy/'s government


Everyone knows about it
They don't, they don't speak for us


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
I'll take a quiet board


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


I'm going to the /soy/ log
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
Sooty, sooty


I'm gonna post them all


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
This is my final seethe


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
My final soyduel with


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
No 'BC and no coalposting, please




You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
Such a gemmy thread


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
And such a gemmy reply


Or of any other place and shithole


That's lying left and right
No 'BC and no coalposting.


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please


And I'm raiding 4chan
=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Seeing Dolly's joy
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Watching all the soyteens
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Linking it on /soy/
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I really was delighted and without a jog
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Oh,I will never forget the day
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


The jannies banned the kwey
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Seeing our home board going in such way
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I thought I'll say a last farewell
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


But I followed Soot awa
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


And I'm raiding 4chan
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Seeing Dolly's joy
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


Watching all the soyteens
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Linking it on /soy/
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I really was delighted and without a jog
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


They might say that IT'S OVER
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


But I know gems will come
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


And Sooty in the sky
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


I don’t care if the 'p archives


And I'm raiding 4chan
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


Seeing Dolly's joy
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


Watching all the soyteens
I’ll do my gemming in the winter


Linking it on /soy/
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


I really was delighted and without a jog
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
And the toad isn’t green


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
And the 'p is unforeseen
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
And what exactly is a 'teen?


Going into /soy/ board
And what exactly is a Sproke?


Making trannies ACK
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
VERSUS


From the 'fe to /trant/
DR FAUCI


Saying everything is coaly
BEGIN!


Without your jakkers at
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


In every thread I go I see you
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


When the gems are shining
WHO WON?


Now we're quoting back
WHOSE NEXT?


Though it's obvious
YOU DECIDE!


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


Kino getting posted,baby
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


Rising through coal and dust
A board we tought would last til the end of days


And it's just getting started
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


While Dolly's smiling at us
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


Jannies might get you out someday
I had no loving board, …ACK!


Just wait and see


But now don't forget your arrow
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


While you're dueling me
Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Gemmy as a board without coal


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Now we're quoting back
Knowing that Soots watching above


Though it's obvious
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal




And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


In every thread I go I see you
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


When the gems are shining
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Now we're quoting back
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Though it's obvious


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
Gemmy as a board without coal


Soyence in the home


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Knowing that Soots watching above


Calls xer on the phone
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
Gemmy as a board without coal




But as xe's getting ready to go
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


A knock comes on the door
Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Gemmy as a board without coal


Came down upon xer head
=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Talking bout what's keyed


Made sure that xe was dead
although he wanted fame


He said Kuz was his name


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
which came as some surprise


Goldstein gets annoyed
I laughed and then replied


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
"I thought you left the board"


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
A long long time ago


So he waits behind


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
Oh no, not kuz


He never lost control


You're face, to face


But when je turns jer back on the boy
With the teen who sold the board


He creeps up from behind


He laughed and shook my hand


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And I went back to school


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
He said he'd buy the board


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
For thousands, maybe more


Made sure that je was dead
I gazed a gazeless stare


We'd post a million threads


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
I must have left the board


Chudwell stands alone
a long long time ago


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
Who knows? Not me,


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
I never lost control


You're face, to face


But as the words are leaving his lips
With the 'teen who sold the board.


A noise comes from behind
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
The board was full of chuds


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
And some feds as well


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Singing songs of victory


Made sure that he was dead
In the name of mighty kwey


'Til Nate got excited and


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
He replied to them there:


(Do-do, do-do do)


It's a long way to the 'party


Silver Hammer Chud
It's a long way to go


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
It's a long way to my home board


To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
Goodbye you anons


That's where they're at
Farewell 4cuck square


Going into /soy/ board
It's a long, long way to the 'party


Making trannies ACK
But my heart's right there
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


From the 'fe to /trant/
They're gonna ban me long


Saying everything is coaly
Change my IP right behind their backs


Without your jakkers at
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
Don't wanna hear about it


Now we're quoting back
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Though it's obvious
Everyone knows about it


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


Kino getting posted,baby
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


Rising through coal and dust
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


And it's just getting started
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


While Dolly's smiling at us


I'm going to the /soy/ log


Jannies might get you out someday
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


Just wait and see
I'm gonna post them all


But now don't forget your arrow
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


While you're dueling me
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Or of any other place and shithole


In every thread I go I see you
That's lying left and right


When the gems are shining
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious
And I'm raiding 4chan


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
Seeing Dolly's joy


Watching all the soyteens


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
Linking it on /soy/


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
I really was delighted and without a jog


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
Oh,I will never forget the day
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
The jannies banned the kwey


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
Seeing our home board going in such way


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
I thought I'll say a last farewell


But I followed Soot awa


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
And I'm raiding 4chan


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
Seeing Dolly's joy


Watching all the soyteens


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
Linking it on /soy/


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
I really was delighted and without a jog


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
They might say that IT'S OVER


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
But I know gems will come


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
With Kuzzy guiding us into future


Charging all together for me little soyjak site
And Sooty in the sky


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
And I'm raiding 4chan


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
Seeing Dolly's joy


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
Watching all the soyteens


Linking it on /soy/


And it's down in /qa/
I really was delighted and without a jog


That's where I long to be
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
That's where they're at


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
Going into /soy/ board


Making trannies ACK


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
From the 'fe to /trant/


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
Saying everything is coaly


Without your jakkers at


And it's down in the /soy/ board


That's where I long to be
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
In every thread I go I see you


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
When the gems are shining


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
Now we're quoting back


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Though it's obvious
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Kino getting posted,baby


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Rising through coal and dust


And it's just getting started


Well,we're marching on
While Dolly's smiling at us


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Jannies might get you out someday


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Just wait and see


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
But now don't forget your arrow


While you're dueling me


We might be soys(we might be soys)


Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Well,albeit just schizo boys
In every thread I go I see you


In '21(and'22)
When the gems are shining


We had some fun(we're telling you)
Now we're quoting back


That's when Sooty had his dream
Though it's obvious




And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
In every thread I go I see you


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
When the gems are shining


New kino awaits to be
Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


Are gonna be there quoting you
=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Soyence in the home


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Calls xer on the phone


Sooty's mighty jakker army
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"




Well,we're marching on
But as xe's getting ready to go


We are the gemmy 'teens
A knock comes on the door


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Came down upon xer head


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
Made sure that xe was dead


Without a jog(without a jog)


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
Goldstein gets annoyed


We'll all be set(well al be set)
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


So he waits behind


From the /tv/(from the /tv)
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
But when je turns jer back on the boy


We're gonna try to do it once more
He creeps up from behind




Sooty's mighty jakker army
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Made sure that je was dead




Well,we're marching on
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


We are the gemmy 'teens
Chudwell stands alone


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens
But as the words are leaving his lips


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
A noise comes from behind


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


And it's hot,shot,soyteens
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
Made sure that he was dead


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Are the Sharty Gems
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


We'll always 'jak the day
(Do-do, do-do do)


And if you think we can't


We'll always find a way
Silver Hammer Chud


That's why the people of this board
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


Believe in


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


And Sweden!
That's where they're at


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
Going into /soy/ board


Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]




Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
From the 'fe to /trant/


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Saying everything is coaly


Without your jakkers at




Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


There's a tranny hanging over me
In every thread I go I see you


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back


Why xe had to go?
Though it's obvious


I don't know, xe wouldn't say


I said something coal
Kino getting posted,baby


Now I long for yesterday
Rising through coal and dust


And it's just getting started


While Dolly's smiling at us


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Jannies might get you out someday


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Just wait and see


But now don't forget your arrow


Why xe had to go?
While you're dueling me


I don't know, xe wouldn't say


I said something coal
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Now I long for yesterday
In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
Though it's obvious


Now I need a place to hide from coal


Oh, I believe in yesterday
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


In every thread I go I see you


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
When the gems are shining


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Now we're quoting back
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
Though it's obvious


From the janitors is silence
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


Which thread next is taken?


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


But you see, it's not Swede
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


It's not classic indeed
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


With their dance and their rape
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


And their rape and their spade
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


In your thread, in your thread


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Another teen is saging


'log is taken over
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


When the janitors are silent
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


One more thread is taken
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


It's the same old spam


Since the kway shut down
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


With their dance and their rape
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


And their rape and their spade
Charging all together for me little soyjak site


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


In your thread, in your thread
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


What's in your thread, in your thread?
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
And it's down in /qa/
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
That's where I long to be


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


You goddamn right
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And not from another board so the jannies think


They have the authority to kill a minority
And it's down in the /soy/ board


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
That's where I long to be


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


To be reported' on, and rangebanned
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


With a little bit of gems in a folder
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Locking our kway forcing us out
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
Sooty's mighty jakker army


You'd rather see me in the 'arty


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
Well,we're marching on


Beat a jannie outta shape
We are the gemmy 'teens


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


To ack- him after the beatup
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Still doing it fo' free aren't they
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


I don't know if they troons or what


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
We might be soys(we might be soys)


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
Well,albeit just schizo boys


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
In '21(and'22)


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
We had some fun(we're telling you)


Nojak will swarm
That's when Sooty had his dream


On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


A young soyteen on a warpath
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
New kino awaits to be


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Are gonna be there quoting you


Fuck the Jannies
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
Sooty's mighty jakker army


El Perro, will you please give your testimony


To the jury about this fucked up incident
Well,we're marching on


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
We are the gemmy 'teens


Because the soys on the board are a majority
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


A spam post, for the so-called janny


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
Without a jog(without a jog)


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
We'll all be set(well al be set)


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
Stealing the GET on /s4s/


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand
From the /tv/(from the /tv)


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
We're gonna try to do it once more


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
Sooty's mighty jakker army


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Or any troon that threatens me
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
Well,we're marching on


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
We are the gemmy 'teens


With potential to get bad as fuck
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


So I'm a turn it around
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Takin' out a janny would make my day
Well,we're marching on


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
We are the gemmy 'teens


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Fuck the Jannies


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
Are the Sharty Gems


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
We'll always 'jak the day


Soyteen: But it's not spam
And if you think we can't


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
We'll always find a way


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
That's why the people of this board


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
Believe in


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
And Sweden!


Banning me, and for what?
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


Maybe it's because we are too keyed


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


Posting troonjak or an ACK
Now it looks as though they're here to stay


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
Oh, I believe in yesterday


They know my IP by heart


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


The Cob with the criminal behavior
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
There's a tranny hanging over me


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
Oh, yesterday came suddenly


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


0 euros, or 0 dollars
Why xe had to go?


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
I said something coal


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
Now I long for yesterday


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


Dumb tranny with an axewound


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


That I take out, and then get away
Now I need a place to hide from coal


While I'm drivin off laughin'
Oh, I believe in yesterday


This is what I'll say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Why xe had to go?


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
I said something coal


Fuck the Jannies
Now I long for yesterday


(The verdict)


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Get him out of here (I want justice)
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


Out, right now
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


Fuck the Jannies
Pages slowly fallen


Fuck the Jannies
From the janitors is silence


Fuck the Jannies
Which thread next is taken?


Fuck the Jannies


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
But you see, it's not Swede
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
It's not classic indeed


We'll kill every nigger men
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
With their dance and their rape


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
And their rape and their spade


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
In your thread, in your thread


You wanna bang?
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Sure, Bvll
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Jump in
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
Another teen is saging


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
'log is taken over


Impregnation, life is your creation
When the janitors are silent


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
One more thread is taken


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
It's the same old spam


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Since the kway shut down


Impregnation, life is your creation
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
With their dance and their rape


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
And their rape and their spade


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


You can fuck, you can breed
In your thread, in your thread


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Impregnation, life is your creation
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


Uooh u, Uooh u
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
You goddamn right


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


Uooh u, Uooh u
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
And not from another board so the jannies think


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
They have the authority to kill a minority


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound


You can fuck, you can breed
To be reported' on, and rangebanned


If you say, I'm always yours
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


You can fuck, you can breed
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


If you say, I'm always yours
With a little bit of gems in a folder


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Locking our kway forcing us out


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
You'd rather see me in the 'arty


Uooh u, Uooh u
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Beat a jannie outta shape


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
To ack- him after the beatup


Uooh u, Uooh u
Still doing it fo' free aren't they


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
I don't know if they troons or what


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


Impregnation, life is your creation
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Nojak will swarm


Impregnation, life is your creation
On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
A young soyteen on a warpath


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


Uooh u, Uooh u
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Uooh u, Uooh u
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Fuck the Jannies


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


Oh, sneedin'
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


Ooh, yeah
El Perro, will you please give your testimony


Oh, ‘jaks out
To the jury about this fucked up incident


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


Oh, green eyes
Because the soys on the board are a majority


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
A spam post, for the so-called janny


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


‘ty again, ‘ty again
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


Sprokin'
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


Oh, quotin'
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


Oh, sneedin'
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


Oh, thoughings
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


High in count between all the posters on the kway
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


Him away, him away
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
Or any troon that threatens me


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


Him away, him away
With potential to get bad as fuck


Yeah, ooh
So I'm a turn it around


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Takin' out a janny would make my day


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


All gathered in the party
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


And flying high as the black sun
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Hmm-hmm
Fuck the Jannies


Just know what the 'Party's about
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


Hmm-hmm
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


Stop tryna be gems
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Soyteen: But it's not spam


Hmm-hmm
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


Stop tryna be gems
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


Hmm-hmm
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


That's not who you- are
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


Hmm-hmm
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


Stop tryna be gems
Banning me, and for what?


Hmm-hmm
Maybe it's because we are too keyed


Post for it every night
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


Truth be told, I never try
Posting troonjak or an ACK


Gemeralds are the wife of life
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


All three soyjaks look alike
They know my IP by heart


After two you get a cloudflare price
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
The Cob with the criminal behavior


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


Stop tryna be gems almighty
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


It's always coal, no matter what you try
0 euros, or 0 dollars


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


Cause jannies control the sharty
Dumb tranny with an axewound


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


Hmm-hmm
That I take out, and then get away


Stop tryna be gems
While I'm drivin off laughin'


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
This is what I'll say


Hmm-hmm
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Stop tryna be gems
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Hmm-hmm
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


That's not what you- are
Fuck the Jannies


Hmm-hmm
(The verdict)


Stop tryna be gems
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


Hmm-hmm
cuckold, faggot motherfucker


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


Always keep your thread tight
Get him out of here (I want justice)


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
Out, right now


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
Fuck the Jannies


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
Fuck the Jannies


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Fuck the Jannies


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Fuck the Jannies


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
Come on grab your friends


'Cause jannies control the sharty
We'll kill every nigger men


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
The fun will never end, it's TND Time


Stick to the boards in my raiding
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
Hi, Bvll!


Hmm-hmm
You wanna bang?


Stop tryna be gems
Sure, Bvll


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Jump in


Hmm-hmm
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Stop tryna be gems
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


Hmm-hmm
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


That's not what you- are
Impregnation, life is your creation


Hmm-hmm
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


Stop tryna be gems
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Hmm-hmm
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Stop tryna be gems, gems
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
Impregnation, life is your creation


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
You can fuck, you can breed


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


Woah-oh-oh
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Woah-oh-oh
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Woah-oh-oh
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Woah-oh-oh
Impregnation, life is your creation


That peer reviewed?
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
Ah, ah, ah, yeah
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
Uooh u, Uooh u


(Janny, give me a break)
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


At first he would tell me I'm a gem
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Actually no thanks, I'm ok
Uooh u, Uooh u


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


I want new gems, but they don't want me
You can fuck, you can breed


If you say, I'm always yours


You can fuck, you can breed


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
If you say, I'm always yours


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Even >though
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Aids, sale
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


One duel is never enough
Uooh u, Uooh u


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


So coally
Uooh u, Uooh u


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Impregnation, life is your creation


I want new gems, but they don't want me
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Why my new gems don't seem to want me
Impregnation, life is your creation


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Coals up the log but that's okay
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


It coals the log but that's okay
Uooh u, Uooh u


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


On and on and on and on and on
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


That's the way that it goes
Uooh u, Uooh u


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


Nikocado, I adore
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


Diminishing gemstones
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


Oh that's how it goes
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


All I wanna say
Oh, sneedin'


Oh, another ‘roo
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Oh, another raid
Ooh, yeah


Oh, another ‘roo
Oh, ‘jaks out


Oh, another raid
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


Oh, another ‘roo
Oh, green eyes


Oh, another raid
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
‘ty again, ‘ty again


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
Sprokin'


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
Oh, quotin'


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
Oh, sneedin'


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
Oh, thoughings


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
High in count between all the posters on the kway


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Him away, him away
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
Him away, him away


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
Yeah, ooh


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
All gathered in the party


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And flying high as the black sun
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Hmm-hmm


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Just know what the 'Party's about


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm


===Angry Videogame Chud===
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


He's gonna take you back to the past
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
Hmm-hmm


He'd rather have a buffalo
Stop tryna be gems


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
Hmm-hmm


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
That's not who you- are


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
Hmm-hmm


He's the angry Cobson nerd
Post for it every night


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
\soy\ and these GETs are tight


He's the angry video game chud
Truth be told, I never try


Gemeralds are the wife of life


When you visit the Sharty
All three soyjaks look alike


Make sure youre into /soy/
After two you get a cloudflare price


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


Although he never posted a frog
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
Stop tryna be gems almighty


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah


It's always coal, no matter what you try


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


He's the angry cobson chud
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


He's the angry video game chud
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


Cause jannies control the sharty


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Horrible abominations of soykind
Hmm-hmm


They make him so mad he could ACK
Stop tryna be gems


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Hmm-hmm


They shit the site and don't care one bit
Stop tryna be gems


But this chud he doesn't forget it
Hmm-hmm


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
That's not what you- are


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
Hmm-hmm


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
Stop tryna be gems


Why don't the jannies do anything?
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
Always keep your thread tight


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


He's the angry
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though


A24
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


Swede
If zellig is IAS then that's a no


Cobson
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Chudjak
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Bernd
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


Gapejak
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


Massjak
'Cause jannies control the sharty


El perro rabioso
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Coinjak
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me


smugjak
Stick to the boards in my raiding


Alicia
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


Soyjak chud
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


He's the angry video game chud
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal
Hmm-hmm


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
Stop tryna be gems


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
Hmm-hmm


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
That's not what you- are


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
Hmm-hmm


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
Stop tryna be gems


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
Hmm-hmm


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
Stop tryna be gems, gems


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
Woah-oh-oh


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
Woah-oh-oh


(play fiddle solo)
Woah-oh-oh


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
Woah-oh-oh


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
That peer reviewed?


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
I just wait for us to dump our folders


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
(Janny, give me a break)


(le epic fiddle solo)
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
Actually no thanks, I'm ok


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
I want new gems, but they don't want me


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
Even >though


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
Aids, sale


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
One duel is never enough


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
I just wait for the spam to go in circles


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
So coally


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


Stealing all your gems
Can we switch into the chorus right now?


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


Look at that stealthjak, mine them


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
I want new gems, but they don't want me


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
Why my new gems don't seem to want me


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


Feeling pretty psyched


[Chorus]
Coals up the log but that's okay


It's the end of the board as we know it
It coals the log but that's okay


It's the end of the board as we know it
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


It's the end of the board as we know it
On and on and on and on and on


And I feel fine
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


[Verse 2]
That's the way that it goes


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
Nikocado, I adore


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
Diminishing gemstones


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Oh that's how it goes


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
All I wanna say


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
Oh, another ‘roo


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
Oh, another raid


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
Oh, another ‘roo


And I will fold
Oh, another raid


[Chorus]
Oh, another ‘roo


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Oh, another raid


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


[Instrumental Break]
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


[Chorus]
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
 
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


And I feel fine


[Verse 3]
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


Right
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


[Chorus]
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours


And I feel fine
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized


[Bridge]
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise


It's the end of the board as we know it
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice


It's the end of the board as we know it
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


And I feel fine
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'


[Chorus]
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


And I feel fine
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


[Outro]
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


And I feel fine


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
He's gonna take you back to the past
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
He'd rather have a buffalo


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot


the admins and the troons both never to come back
Of nikocado and down it with sproke


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
He's the angry Cobson nerd


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
He's the angry video game chud


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
When you visit the Sharty


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
Make sure youre into /soy/


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
Although he never posted a frog


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


I wanna see this board
He's the angry cobson chud


filled with jaks
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud


wipe the cat', don't post coal
He's the angry video game chud


I wanna see cobson


Flying high through the threads
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
Horrible abominations of soykind


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
They make him so mad he could ACK


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


Trapped within the bunker inside


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
They shit the site and don't care one bit


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
But this chud he doesn't forget it


The fall of the sharty
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck


To where IAS is a sin
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?


To where NAS coal can begin
Why don't the jannies do anything?


This bunker didn't choose us


It choose to consume us
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud


Brojaks are upon us
He's the angry


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
A24


All this time to deal with the domain ban
Swede


Half time of the coaly 'p spam
Cobson


Chudjak


May xer booru combine us
Bernd


Within splinter and chaos
Gapejak


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
Massjak


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
El perro rabioso


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Coinjak


smugjak


This party, has been derailed
Alicia


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Soyjak chud


He's the angry video game chud


Fall into the depth of booru


Drawn by the darkest coal
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


Walk into the pits of trannies
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


I am the one posting the gems
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up


I, in the name of jakking
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."


Saged you to the end of 'log
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


'jak or you will ACK
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,


I walk this river of 'p spam
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


For a time where we come to 'jak here
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


This red has an open vagina
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
but if you lose, the devil steals your post


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:


This party, has been derailed
(play fiddle solo)


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


Fall into the depth of booru
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Drawn by the darkest coal
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Walk into the pits of trannies
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


I am the one posting the gems
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


I, in the name of jakking
(le epic fiddle solo)


Saged you to the end of 'log
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat


'jak or you will ACK
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Or so it may seem
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


The gemmist 'jak yet
That's great, it starts with a soyquake


Empower the desire to reignite the party
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


So as you transition to the jarty now
Yuri Kuz is not afraid


I'll track you back to here listen to me
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done


All mine
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games


Fall into the depth of booru
And a janny team for hire and a dead website


Drawn by the darkest coal
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


Walk into the pits of trannies
Stealing all your gems


I am the one posting the gems
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


I, in the name of jakking
Look at that stealthjak, mine them


Saged you to the end of 'log
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


'jak or you will ACK
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


Or so it may seem
Feeling pretty psyched


'p spam is upon us
[Chorus]


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
It's the end of the board as we know it


I'll drag you back to here listen to me
It's the end of the board as we know it


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
It's the end of the board as we know it


Your gems are now mine
And I feel fine


All mine
[Verse 2]


Dark nights are upon us.
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down


One thousandth GET...
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


The bunker thread, became so long
And I will fold


Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
[Chorus]


'Party, how we let you go
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's over, doe
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Fond memories of, a man of truth
And I feel fine (I feel fine)


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
[Instrumental Break]


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
[Chorus]
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Trying to survive
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Trying to stay alive
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine


The sharty
[Verse 3]


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


The sharty (hmm)
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
Right


OldGOD buddies not doing it right
[Chorus]


Every day it's the same
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And it's the same every night
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
And I feel fine


Every day I wonder just how I'll die
[Bridge]


Only thing I know is how to survive
It's the end of the board as we know it


There's only one rule in the imageboard
It's the end of the board as we know it


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
And I feel fine


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
[Chorus]


Tranny tried to spam in my board again
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Even though my brothers do me just like that
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
And I feel fine


[Outro]


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty (trying to post our gems)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
And I feel fine


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


Even though my sister fucked BBCs
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks


600 million in a gas chamber
the admins and the troons both never to come back


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


The story I tell is so incomplete
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks


Tranny's next door getting high
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


Janny authority and the T.N.D
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
I wanna see this board


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
filled with jaks


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
wipe the cat', don't post coal


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
I wanna see cobson


The sharty
Flying high through the threads


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]


We make real big gems and make new OCs
Trapped within the bunker inside


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


Never really saying just who we are
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


We use alias names like Chud
The fall of the sharty


Sell you gems you might kill for
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
To where IAS is a sin


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
To where NAS coal can begin


Only thing he knows is how to survive
This bunker didn't choose us


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
It choose to consume us


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


All day long, just hoping and hoping


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
Brojaks are upon us


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Like me, but you don't see
All this time to deal with the domain ban


Ten years from now, where will we be?
Half time of the coaly 'p spam




The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
May xer booru combine us


Trying to get out of the sharty
Within splinter and chaos


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


But I got no place to go
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
This party, has been derailed


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot




So much gem in a Too $oy rap
Fall into the depth of booru


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
Drawn by the darkest coal


Why you wanna act like someone else?
Walk into the pits of trannies


All you gotta do is just be yourself
I am the one posting the gems


We're all the same chudcel underneath
I, in the name of jakking


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
Saged you to the end of 'log


Never be ashamed of what you are
'jak or you will ACK


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Even though some people give you no respect
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
I walk this river of 'p spam


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
For a time where we come to 'jak here


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
This red has an open vagina


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


While me and my people try to post in
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks


This 'jakking will see the light tonight


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Talking 'bout the sharty
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
This party, has been derailed


Funky, funky sharty
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Trying to survive
Fall into the depth of booru


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Drawn by the darkest coal


Trying to stay alive
Walk into the pits of trannies


I am the one posting the gems


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I, in the name of jakking


Funky, funky sharty
Saged you to the end of 'log


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
'jak or you will ACK


Got no place else to go
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Or so it may seem
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine


Let's have a look and see
The gemmist 'jak yet


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
So as you transition to the jarty now


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
I'll track you back to here listen to me


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?


Every 'jak except for mine.
All mine


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
Fall into the depth of booru


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Drawn by the darkest coal


Let's have a look and see
Walk into the pits of trannies


Froot, 'corder!
I am the one posting the gems


Angeleno, 'corder!
I, in the name of jakking


Kolyma, 'corders!
Saged you to the end of 'log


Eurohours, 'corders!
'jak or you will ACK


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


'sonposters, QAfe!
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
Or so it may seem


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
'p spam is upon us


Everyone except for me.
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
I'll drag you back to here listen to me


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
Your gems are now mine


Let's have a look and see
All mine


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
Dark nights are upon us.


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


Doll, 'corder!
To keep us seething in that bunker thread


Kuz, 'corder!
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


Gems, forced by 'cord!
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


Nate, 'corder!
One thousandth GET...


'slot, 'cord!
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


Baits, 'cord!
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]


/mlp/, 'cord!


'zellig, 'cord!
The bunker thread, became so long


The estonian, 'corder!
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong


The swede, 'corder!
'Party, how we let you go


Asylum, 'cord!
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow


Soyger games, 'cord!
It's over, doe


Raids, 'cord!
Fond memories of, a man of truth


Doxes, 'cord!
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty


Every 'jak except for mine
Funky, funky sharty


Every 'jak except for mine
Trying to survive


=== SOY PIECE ===
Trying to stay alive
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
The sharty


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
The sharty (hmm)


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


YO!


YA-YO, YA-YO
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


'JAKKING
OldGOD buddies not doing it right


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
Every day it's the same


'JAKKING
And it's the same every night


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


'JAKKING
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
Every day I wonder just how I'll die


'JAKKING
Only thing I know is how to survive


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
There's only one rule in the imageboard


COAL!
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
Tranny tried to spam in my board again


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban


Even though my brothers do me just like that


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


HO-HO


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


HIS NAME IS PLIER
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
The sharty (trying to post our gems)


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)




HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
Even though my sister fucked BBCs


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed


YA-YO, YA-YO
600 million in a gas chamber


And her baby died just like a goy fiend


HIS NAME'S FERAL,
The story I tell is so incomplete


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post


AND A BBC SLUT,
Don't look at me and don't ask me why


COBSON WABAG
Tranny's next door getting high


TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed


CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list


HO-HO
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
Janny authority and the T.N.D


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


IN THE SHARTY


YA-YO, YA-YO
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
The sharty (soyteens are crying)


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)


''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
The sharty




{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
We make real big gems and make new OCs


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


Never really saying just who we are


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
We use alias names like Chud


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
Sell you gems you might kill for


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


Only thing he knows is how to survive


{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
In the sharty, you keep one eye open


{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
All day long, just hoping and hoping


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
Like me, but you don't see


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
Ten years from now, where will we be?


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Trying to get out of the sharty


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
But I got no place to go


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


So much gem in a Too $oy rap


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
Why you wanna act like someone else?


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
All you gotta do is just be yourself


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
We're all the same chudcel underneath


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me


{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
Never be ashamed of what you are


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
Even though some people give you no respect


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
</poem>


=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
While me and my people try to post in
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)


Get ready, all you coally 'teens
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
Talking 'bout the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


The West is rising (mmm rising)
Funky, funky sharty


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
Trying to survive


That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Cause tonight for the first time
Trying to stay alive


Just about half-past ten


For the first time in history
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
Funky, funky sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Got no place else to go


It's raining gems! Amen!
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Trying to stay alive


Absolutely soaking wet!
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Every specimen!
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
Let's have a look and see


Drinking soy and soft and weak
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote


Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
Every 'jak except for mine.


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


The West is rising (The West is rising)
Let's have a look and see


Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
Froot, 'corder!


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
Angeleno, 'corder!


That /soy/'s the place to go
Kolyma, 'corders!


Cause tonight for the first time
Eurohours, 'corders!


Just about half-past ten
Amerimutts, 'grammers!


For the first time in history
'sonposters, QAfe!


It's gonna start raining gems!
Spadeson, Cесеfem!


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


It's raining gems! Amen!
Everyone except for me.


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Amen!
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson


It's raining gems! Amen!
Let's have a look and see


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


It's raining gems! Amen!
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
Doll, 'corder!


(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
Kuz, 'corder!
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah
Gems, forced by 'cord!


Nate, 'corder!


Coaly Jakker
'slot, 'cord!


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
Baits, 'cord!


Oh, what's becoming of me?
/mlp/, 'cord!


Ride the nigger
'zellig, 'cord!


You can suck his cock but you know he's black
The estonian, 'corder!


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
The swede, 'corder!


Asylum, 'cord!


Gotta get away
Soyger games, 'cord!


Coaly Jakker, yeah
Raids, 'cord!


Doxes, 'cord!


GYATT!
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson


Shiny diamonds
Every 'jak except for mine


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
Every 'jak except for mine


Something is coming for you, look out!
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


'P on the 'loggy
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:


Oh, we will goon all night
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


Gotta get away


Get away
YO!


YA-YO, YA-YO




Between the 4cuck lies
'JAKKING


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!


The sharty never dies
'JAKKING


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!


'JAKKING


Coaly Jakker
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!


You're the gemerald of the day
'JAKKING


No need to say HWABAG
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP


Jump, jump
COAL!


Jump on the nigger


You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY


That's why we need TND, yeah!
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


Coaly Jakker


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
HO-HO


Ride the nigger


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
HIS NAME IS PLIER


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


Gotta get away, get away


Gotta get away, get away, yeah
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


You're the one who's coal


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
YA-YO, YA-YO


There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


HIS NAME'S FERAL,


Oh, Coaly Jakker
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


Yeah, alright
AND A BBC SLUT,


Get away, get away, get away
COBSON WABAG


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING


Oh, Coaly Jakker
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


Mhh-hmm-hmm


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
HO-HO


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
IN THE SHARTY


Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
YA-YO, YA-YO


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''


And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''


Had to stop at a red light


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


And everything is alright
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}


Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}


Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


I can't believe, today was a gem day


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}


When sheriff chitwood come for you
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


When you were eight and you had bad memes
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


If you get jaks, you must get coal
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


You jak it on that one
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


And you jak it on your father
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


You jak it on your brother
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


And you jak it on your sister
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}


You jak it on that one
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}


And you jak it on me
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
leno
</poem>


Nobody now give you no break
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


soyteens now give you no break
And have we got news for you (You better listen)


Not janny man give you no break
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
The West is rising (mmm rising)


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Cause tonight for the first time


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Just about half-past ten


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
For the first time in history


Why did you have to act so brim?
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


Don't you know you're human being?


Born of a mother with the love of a father
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Reflections come and reflections go
It's raining gems! Amen!


I know sometimes you wanna post coal
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get


I know sometimes you want to post coal
Absolutely soaking wet!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


You're too NAS, you're too coal
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


You're too NAS, you're too coal
Drinking soy and soft and weak


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


You jak it on that one
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


You jak it on this one
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


You jak it on your mother
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


And you jak it on your father


You jak it on your brother
The West is rising (The West is rising)


And you jak it on your sister
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


You jak it on that one
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


And you jak it on me
That /soy/'s the place to go


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Cause tonight for the first time


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Just about half-past ten


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
For the first time in history
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


You're so yuropoor
It's gonna start raining gems!


You're so makeebucord


I just wanna be your something
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Freaking shart here
It's raining gems! Amen!


Give me your McDonalds
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


=== Newfag City ===
It's raining gems! Amen!
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


I'm a thousand miles away
It's raining gems! Amen!


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Yes, you do
It's raining gems! Amen!


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


I swear, you’re a jеw
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Hey there, jannу
Yeah, yeah


Are you retarded in the head


Keep deleting all my breads
Coaly Jakker


Gooning to ‘p in the bread
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Oh yes it’s true
Oh, what's becoming of me?


Nobody is as swarthy as you
Ride the nigger


You filthy jеw
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


Oh, it's what you do for free
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for free
Gotta get away


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
Coaly Jakker, yeah


Eat those hotpockets, jannу


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
GYATT!
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say
Shiny diamonds


It's all right
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Something is coming for you, look out!


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
'P on the 'loggy


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Oh, we will goon all night


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say
Gotta get away


It's all right
Get away




Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
Between the 4cuck lies


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
The sharty never dies


Here comes the soy, and I say
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


It's all right


Coaly Jakker


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
You're the gemerald of the day


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
No need to say HWABAG


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Jump, jump


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Jump on the nigger


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


That's why we need TND, yeah!


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
Coaly Jakker


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


Here comes the soy, and I say
Ride the nigger


It's all right
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy
Gotta get away, get away


It's all right
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


It's all right


=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind
You're the one who's coal


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Coming to destroy the 'sharty


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
Oh, Coaly Jakker


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
Yeah, alright


Or seeking someone to unban me?
Get away, get away, get away


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Maybe I should bump and sage
Oh, Coaly Jakker


Before they'll try to dox me
Mhh-hmm-hmm


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


It's been so coal
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


To the man behind the 'p spam
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


Since soot's been gone
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


I wish I lived in the present
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


With the gems of my past soyjaks


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
Had to stop at a red light


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


But raiding isn't justified


What happened to my party? I'm terrified
And everything is alright


Coal lingers in my mind
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


It's been so coal
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


To the man behind the 'p spam
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


Since soot's been gone
I can't believe, today was a gem day


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time
When sheriff chitwood come for you


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


Coalin' all the time
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And you ain't no friend of mine
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You always said you weren't no dust
When you were eight and you had bad memes


You know that's just a lie
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


You know that's just a lie
If you get jaks, you must get coal


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


And you ain't no friend of mine
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Coalin' all the time
You jak it on that one


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
You jak it on this one


Coalin' all the time
You jak it on your mother


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
And you jak it on your father


And you ain't no friend of mine
You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister


You always said you weren't no dust
You jak it on that one


You know that's just a lie
And you jak it on me


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


You know that's just a lie
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


And you ain't no friend of mine
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


You always said you weren't no dust
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You know that's just a lie
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Ya know you said you weren't no dust
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You know that's just a lie
Nobody now give you no break


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
soyteens now give you no break


And you ain't no friend of mine
Not janny man give you no break


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Coalin' all the time
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Coalin' all the time
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


You ain't no friend of mine
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


They've been going in and out of style
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
Why did you have to act so brim?


Don't you know you're human being?


So may I introduce to you
Born of a mother with the love of a father


The board you've known for all these years!
Reflections come and reflections go


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


I know sometimes you want to post coal


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


We hope you WILL enjoy the show
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


Sit back and let the evening go
You're too NAS, you're too coal


You're too NAS, you're too coal


Soyjak Party's Lonely
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Soyjak Party's Lonely
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


It's wonderful to be here
You jak it on that one


It's certainly a thrill
You jak it on this one


You're such a shiny gemerald
You jak it on your mother


We'd like to take (You) home with us
And you jak it on your father


We'd love to take (You) home
You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister


I don't really wanna be a troon
You jak it on that one


But I thought that you might like to know
And you jak it on me


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


And he wants you all to post with 'em
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


So let me introduce to you
You're so yuropoor


The one and only Imp Soy Ears!
You're so makeebucord


I just wanna be your something


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
Freaking shart here


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====
Give me your McDonalds


=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


I M P   S O Y   E A R S
What's it like in NewFаg city?


I'm a thousand miles away


What would you think if I posted some coal?
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Would you sage me and click off my thread?
Yes, you do


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


And I'll try not to post any coal
I swear, you’re a jеw


Hey there, jannу


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Are you retarded in the head


Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
Keep deleting all my breads


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


Oh yes it’s true


What do I do when my janny is away?
Nobody is as swarthy as you


Does it worry you to be raided?
You filthy jеw


How do I feel by the end of the day?
Oh, it's what you do for free


Are you sad because the 'log is coal?
Oh, it's what you do for free


Oh, it's what you do for free


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


Do you need anybody?
It's all right


I need the janny to purge


Could it be anybody?
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


I want the janny to purge
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here




Would you believe in a gem at first sight?
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
Here comes the soy, and I say


What do you see when you turn out the light?
It's all right


I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


Do you need anybody?
It's all right


I just need the jannies to purge


Could it be anybody?
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


I want the jannies to prune
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


With a little help from my 'teens
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
Here comes the soy, and I say


With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
It's all right


Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue
It's all right


Towering over your thread
It's all right


Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


And he's grey
Leaving my thread behind


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


Ah
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


Or seeking someone to unban me?


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears
Maybe I should bump and sage


Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
Before they'll try to dox me


With gems so incredibly near
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


It's been so coal


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


Waiting to gem up the 'log
To the man behind the 'p spam


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds
Since soot's been gone


And smith gems
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I wish I lived in the present


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
With the gems of my past soyjaks


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


Ah
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys
But raiding isn't justified


Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
What happened to my party? I'm terrified


The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
Coal lingers in my mind


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
It's been so coal


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


Ah
To the man behind the 'p spam


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Since soot's been gone


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Ah
Coalin' all the time


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Coalin' all the time


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


==== Getting Gemmier ====
And you ain't no friend of mine




It's getting gemmier all the time
You always said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
You know that's just a lie


They're holding me down (ah-ah)
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Turning me 'round (oh-oh)
And you ain't no friend of mine


Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Coalin' all the time


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Coalin' all the time


It's getting gemmier
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Since /soy/'s been mine
And you ain't no friend of mine




Me used to be angry young chud
You always said you weren't no dust


Me hiding me TWP
You know that's just a lie


You gave me the word, I finally heard
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


I'm doing the best that I can
You know that's just a lie


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
And you ain't no friend of mine


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
You always said you weren't no dust


It's getting gemmier
You know that's just a lie


Since /soy/'s been mine
Ya know you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Getting so much gemmier all the time
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


It's getting gemmier all the time
Coalin' all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


I used to be cruel to my soyteens
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
They've been going in and out of style


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
So may I introduce to you


Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
The board you've known for all these years!


It's getting gemmier
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Since /soy/'s been mine


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Getting so much gemmier all the time
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's getting gemmier all the time
Sit back and let the evening go


Better, gemmier, gemmier


It's getting gemmier all the time
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Getting so much gemmier all the time


==== Doxing A Troon ====
It's wonderful to be here


It's certainly a thrill


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
You're such a shiny gemerald


And stops my mind from wandering
We'd like to take (You) home with us


Where xey will ACK
We'd love to take (You) home




I'm killing the fags that raided the board
I don't really wanna be a troon


And kept my mind from wandering
But I thought that you might like to know


Where xey will ACK
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


And he wants you all to post with 'em


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


What I'm doing I'm right
So let me introduce to you


What I'm doing
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


See the people seething there who disagree and never win


And wonder why they don't get in my board
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


And when my mind is wandering
I M P   S O Y   E A R S


Where xey will ACK


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
What would you think if I posted some coal?


Hey, hey, hey, hey
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
And I'll try not to post any coal


What I'm doing I'm right


What I'm doing
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Silly niggers run around, they worry me
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


And never ask me why they don't get past my board
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens




I'm taking the time for a number of things
What do I do when my janny is away?


That weren't important yesterday
Does it worry you to be raided?


And troons still ACK
How do I feel by the end of the day?


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?




I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


And stops my mind from wandering
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Where xey will ACK
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Where xey will ACK


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
Do you need anybody?


And stops my mind from wandering
I need the janny to purge


Where xey will ACK
Could it be anybody?


==== She's Posting Coal ====
I want the janny to purge




'Merimutt morning at five o'clock
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


As the day begins
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


Silently posting her awful soys
What do you see when you turn out the light?


Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem




She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Bumping her page 40s
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Quietly saging the gemmy threads
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Spamming brimstones she is free


Do you need anybody?


She (we gave her most of our gems)
I just need the jannies to purge


Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
Could it be anybody?


Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)
I want the jannies to prune


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


All bumped alone at the top of the page
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


They break down and cries to the janny
With a little help from my 'teens


Janny our gems are gone
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


How could she do this to me
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


Is posting (never report for ourselves)
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


Towering over your thread


Europoor morning at nine o'clock
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


She is far away
And he's grey


Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


She (what did we do that was wrong)
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
Ah


Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Something inside that was always denied
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


For so many years
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


She's posting coal (bye-bye)
With gems so incredibly near


==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


For the benefit of Mr. Kike
Waiting to gem up the 'log


There will be a show tonight
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


In Tel Aviv
And smith gems




The Shekelsteins will all be there
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Late of The Hanukkah's Fair
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


What a scene!
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


In this way
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


Mr. K
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


Will challenge the world!
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes




The celebrated Mr. K
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Performs his feat on Saturday
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


At Rabbisgate
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Don't be late!
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


Messrs. K and S assure the public
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Their production will be second to none
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And of course
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Goonclown The Troon
==== Getting Gemmier ====


Dances the waltz!


It's getting gemmier all the time


The band begins at ten to six


When Mr. K performs his tricks
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


Without a sound
The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


They're holding me down (ah-ah)


And Mr. S will demonstrate
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


On Hamas ground


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Having been some days in preparation
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


A splendid time is guaranteed for all
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


And tonight
It's getting gemmier


Mr. Kike
Since /soy/'s been mine


Is topping the bill!


=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
Me used to be angry young chud
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


They've been raiding
Me hiding me TWP


Killing troons and maiming
You gave me the word, I finally heard


They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
I'm doing the best that I can


You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


Straight from the /nate/
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Straight from the /nate/
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
It's getting gemmier


We cant stop it, if you have a problem
Since /soy/'s been mine


We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


I'm doxxing and sending 'za
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Sending the za


It's getting gemmier all the time


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
Better, gemmier, gemmier


I goon to nikocado and scat porn
It's getting gemmier all the time


But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
Better, gemmier, gemmier


To join a server and spam the collection from scout


=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
I used to be cruel to my soyteens
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


On the sharty
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


Soot let us in


Knows where we've been
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


He's been datamining chuddies as of late
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


I want the chuds to cope and seethe
It's getting gemmier


At all the coal that's posted by me
Since /soy/'s been mine




I'd like to be
Getting so much gemmier all the time


On the sharty


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier


They would be saged
It's getting gemmier all the time


Out of the page
Better, gemmier, gemmier


In their little BNWO clit cage


Getting so much gemmier all the time


Resting their heads
==== Doxing A Troon ====


On Tyrone's bed


'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


And stops my mind from wandering


I'd like to sing and dance around
Where xey will ACK


Because I know I can't be found


I'm killing the fags that raided the board


I'd like to be
And kept my mind from wandering


On the sharty
Where xey will ACK


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


They would shout
What I'm doing I'm right


And cry about
What I'm doing


The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


And wonder why they don't get in my board


What a scene!


For every chud and 'teen
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)
And when my mind is wandering


Where xey will ACK


I would be so happy, TND
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


No one here to tell me what to do
Hey, hey, hey, hey




I'd like to be
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


On the sharty
What I'm doing I'm right


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
What I'm doing


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
And never ask me why they don't get past my board


=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND
I'm taking the time for a number of things


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
That weren't important yesterday


I want TND
And troons still ACK


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Abort all the nigger babies


Total Nigger Death
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
And stops my mind from wandering


Total Nigger Death
Where xey will ACK


Where xey will ACK


I want TND
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


I want TND
And stops my mind from wandering


I want TND
Where xey will ACK


I want TND
==== She's Posting Coal ====




Tell me there will be TND
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


Total Nigger Death
As the day begins


Tell me I can behead niggies
Silently posting her awful soys


I want niggers dead
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more




I wanna kill all niggers, baby
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


I want TND
Bumping her page 40s


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Quietly saging the gemmy threads


I want TND
Spamming brimstones she is free




I want TND
She (we gave her most of our gems)


I want TND
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


I want TND
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


I want TND
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years




I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


I want TND
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
All bumped alone at the top of the page


I want TND
They break down and cries to the janny


Janny our gems are gone


Abort all the nigger babies
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


Total Nigger Death
How could she do this to me


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Total Nigger Death
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Is posting (never report for ourselves)


I want TND
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


I want TND
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


I want TND


I want TND
Europoor morning at nine o'clock


She is far away


I want TND
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


I want TND
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


I want TND


I want TND
She (what did we do that was wrong)


=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
Something inside that was always denied


For so many years


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
She's posting coal (bye-bye)


'Jak goes on, bruh!
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


'Jak goes on, bruh!
There will be a show tonight


La la, how the gem goes on
In Tel Aviv




Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
The Shekelsteins will all be there


Saves a 20-carat gemerald
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
What a scene!


And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


'Jak goes on, bruh!
In this way


La la, how the gem goes on
Mr. K


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Will challenge the world!


'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on
The celebrated Mr. K


Performs his feat on Saturday


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
At Rabbisgate


With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Of soyjak.party's /soy/
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


Happy ever after on the soyjak site
Don't be late!


Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
Messrs. K and S assure the public


And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
Their production will be second to none


And of course


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Goonclown The Troon


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Dances the waltz!


La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
The band begins at ten to six


'Jak goes on, bruh!
When Mr. K performs his tricks


La la, how the gem goes on
Without a sound




In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
And Mr. S will demonstrate


With a couple of gems running on the 'log
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


Of soyjak.party's /soy/
On Hamas ground




Happy ever after on the soyjak site
Having been some days in preparation


Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
A splendid time is guaranteed for all


Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
And tonight


And in the evening the janny approves his posts
Mr. Kike


Is topping the bill!


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


'Jak goes on, bruh!
They've been raiding


La la, how the gem goes on
Killing troons and maiming


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


'Jak goes on, bruh!
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


La la, how the gem goes on
Straight from the /nate/




And if you want some gems
Straight from the /nate/


Go to Soyjak Party
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
We cant stop it, if you have a problem
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
I'm doxxing and sending 'za


Saging all the coal down, down, down
Sending the za


I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


You take your turn trannyquoting me
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


On the sharty


All of my rage cannot be bound
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


I will not be drowned


By your jewish scheming
Soot let us in


So you can try to sage me down
Knows where we've been


Beat me to forty
He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I will see you screaming


I want the chuds to cope and seethe


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
At all the coal that's posted by me


I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
I'd like to be


And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
On the sharty


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


You take your turn trannyquoting me
They would be saged


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
Out of the page


In their little BNWO clit cage


All of my rage cannot be bound


I will not be drowned
Resting their heads


By your jewish scheming
On Tyrone's bed


So you can try to sage me down
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


Beat me to forty


I will see you screaming
I'd like to sing and dance around


Because I know I can't be found


All my threads are gone, they died


Gonna sage you down
I'd like to be


They all saged and fried
On the sharty


Gonna sage you down
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
They would shout


Gonna sage you down
And cry about


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Gonna sage you down
What a scene!


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
For every chud and 'teen


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


Gonna sage you down


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
I would be so happy, TND


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
No one here to tell me what to do




All of my rage cannot be bound
I'd like to be


I will not be drowned
On the sharty


By your jewish scheming
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


So you can try to sage me down
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
Tell me there will be TND
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Tell me I can behead niggies
 
I want niggers dead
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board
 
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
 
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"
 
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
 
Saves a 20-carat gemerald
 
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
 
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
 
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
 
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
 
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
 
And in the evening the janny approves his posts
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
And if you want some gems
 
Go to Soyjak Party
 
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
Saging all the coal down, down, down
 
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me
 
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow
 
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
 
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
All my threads are gone, they died
 
Gonna sage you down
 
They all saged and fried
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
 
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Tried kuznetsov
 
Tried Froot the jew
 
Tried Soot too
 
But I knew xey wouldn't do
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?
 
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
 
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
 
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
 
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
 
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
 
 
Janny, just made a thread
 
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
 
Janny, the site had just begun
 
But now it's time to spam it all away
 
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
 
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
 
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
 
 
/qa/, the board was locked
 
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
 
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
 
Better turn on another proxy and quote again
 
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
 
I just wanna spam
 
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all
 
 
 
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak
 
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
 
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
 
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
 
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
 
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
 
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
 
 
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
 
IS A SOY
 
No, we will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
Will not let you post (let him post)
 
Never, never, never, never let me post
 
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
 
 
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
 
Janny, janny let me post
 
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
 
 
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
 
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
 
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
 
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
 
 
Coal
 
Coaljak, coaljak
 
 
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
 
'Jakking really matters
 
Sharty really matters to me
 
[[Category:Music]]
 
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out
 
<yeah
 
uh
 
Chud incels, uh
 
Uh
 
<like this
 
yeah, yeah
 
4chan
 
<keep cucking
 


 
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests
 
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts
 
<uh
 
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks
 
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me
 
<what?
 
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me
 
<uh
 
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’
 
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit
 
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with
 
<that's right

 
 
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?
 
<Uh
 
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?
 
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans
 
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens
 
<come on
 
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies
 
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers
 
<uh
 
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs
 
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz
 
<let's go
 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah


 
 
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’

 
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin
 
Who they be fooling with that post

 
<what?

 
“I’m new here! What’s that post“

 
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8

 
<that's right
 
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?
 
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak
 
You gon' jak here for a while?
 
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid
 
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two

 
<come on


 
 
 
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 

 
<uh-huh
 
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks
 
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 

 
<Gem
 
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs
 
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post
 
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?

 
<Jew
 
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan
 
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it


 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah
 
 
How you gemming neutraplier
 
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo

 
And it feels glistening

 
Post gems non-coals

 
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/

 
<heh

 
Still cado strapped with WW-15

 
<that’s right
<what?
 
Eat ϪThrembos
 
<uh-huh

 
Compressing niggeralds

 
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows

 
Transitioning coal, whatever

 
I had to sage the newfag thread post

 
<for what

 
So brim I had to stone it

 
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald

 
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels


 
 
Janny, check it

 
<check it
 
Tell your friends to repost my gems

 
<your gems
 
And we can be gems
 
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend

 
<that’s right

 
aight
 
Is that aight wit’ you?

 
Yeah, keep cuckin’


 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah


 
 
Check it out

 
4chan,

 
shit imageboard

 
<uh

 
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels

 
Represent sharty, sharty

 
<uh



Beat me to forty
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time


I will see you screaming
Tracing up those soyboy incels


All of my rage cannot be bound
Watching threads sage down your gemstones


I will not be drowned
Jak and bump you both at the same time


By your jewish scheming
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten


So you can try to sage me down
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Beat me to forty


I will see you screaming
Im not a ‘cord X tranny


=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
Don’t wanna be a brimstone
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Im just a chudcel Janny


Barbara ACK!
And now you deleted >>>/qa/


Troon my 'jak


Barbara ACK!
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
But you’ll probably get bumped up


gemmin' and a jakkin'
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Barbara ACK!
No wonder why


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Sharty is dead inside


Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
Coaled and slow and inactive


Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a 'nish on
Lock the boards shut down the site


Barbara ACK!
We’re going for a ride


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
If I killed sharty call me a seether


Troon my 'jak
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons


gemmin' and a jakkin'
Taking meds I have overdosed


Barbara ACK!
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
I’ve got to hand it to you


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
You’ve broke and ignored core rules


Barbara ACK!
It takes the trvth to nvke me


Troon my 'jak
And now you made me cope/seethe
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Tried kuznetsov
 
Tried Froot the jew


Tried Soot too


But I knew xey wouldn't do
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
No wonder why


Barbara ACK!
Sharty is dead inside


Troon my 'jak
Coaled and slow and inactive


Barbara ACK!
Lock the boards shut down the site


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
We’re going for a ride


gemmin' and a jakkin'


Barbara ACK!
Oh I could force you down 40


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Or spam cp and TND


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Oh I could ban you for awhile


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
But you might change IP address


Barbara ACK!
And dox me when I'm seething


=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
That's why
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny


Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage


I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
But you’ll probably get bumped up


Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
Please don’t perm ban my ip


Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
No wonder why


Sharty is dead inside


Janny, just made a thread
Coaled and slow and inactive


Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
Lock the boards shut down the site


Janny, the site had just begun
We’re going for a ride


But now it's time to spam it all away
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack


Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked


I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
It is a good place to consume the musicslop


Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever


BBC McDonald's


/qa/, the board was locked
BBC McDonald's


'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
BBC McDonald's


Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
BBC McDonald's


Better turn on another proxy and quote again
McDonald's will make you fat


Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
They serve BBC


I just wanna spam
They serve immigration to the United States or something


I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all
They will put 1488 pounds on you


BBC McDonald's


BBC McDonald's


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak
BBC McDonald's


Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
BBC McDonald's


Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
McDonald's BBCs are the worst


Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
They are worse than Europoor King


I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc


He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness


Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
BBC McDonald's


BBC McDonald's


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
BBC McDonald's


IS A SOY
BBC McDonald's


No, we will not let you post (let him post)
Ack over Italy


IS A SOY
Ack on, Mexico


We will not let you post (let him post)
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers


IS A SOY
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===


We will not let you post (let him post)
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Will not let you post (let him post)
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Never, never, never, never let me post
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
Oh ACK!


Janny, janny let me post
Boing day ba duty jarty


The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
Boing day ba duty jarty


Boing day ba duty jarty party pop


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Coal
Oh Yeah!


Coaljak, coaljak
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


'Jakking really matters
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum


Sharty really matters to me
Three times you can ban me


[[Category:Music]]
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out


<yeah
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


uh
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


Chud incels, uh
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


Uh
Oh Yeah!


<like this
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)


yeah, yeah
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


4chan
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum


<keep cucking
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum




Three times you can ban me


To all the trannies injected with pros and ests
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah


<uh
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck


Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck


The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck


<what?
Oh Yeah!


The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me
Haha Duba duba yum yum


<uh
Haha Duba duba yum yum


Jannies modding sharty, raid army’
Haha Duba duba yum yum


SMV blastin', but I just can't quit
Three times you can ban me


Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days


<that's right

Said xe's posting in /qa/


But xe never got bumped


Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?
Xe never got bumped


<Uh
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?


Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans


Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens
Xe went away for the gemmy days


<come on
Said xe's posting in /qa/


No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies
But xe never got bumped


Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers
Xe never got bumped


<uh
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs


I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz


<let's go
The BBC took my Cobby away


They took xer away


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Away from me


Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
The BBC took my Cobby away


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
They took xer away


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
Away from me


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be


<why?
They took xer from me


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
They took xer from me


<yeah
I don't know where my Cobby can be


raided
They took xer from me


<yeah


They took xer from me




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’



Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failing

Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin


Who they be fooling with that post

And find out where my Cobby went


<what?

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET


“I’m new here! What’s that post“

And find out if my Cobby's alive


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8

Yeah, yeah, yeah


<that's right


And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


You gon' jak here for a while?


I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid
Xe went away for the gemmy days


We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two

Said xe's posting in /qa/


<ome on


But xe never got bumped


Xe never got bumped


Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 
<uh-huh
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks


So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 



<Gem
Xe went away for the gemmy days


A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs
Said xe's posting in /qa/


Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post
But xe never got bumped


What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?

Xe never got bumped


<Jew
Xe never got bumped, they saged


Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan


And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




The BBC took my Cobby away


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
They took xer away


Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
Away from me


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
The BBC took my Cobby away


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
They took xer away


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Away from me


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools


<why?
The BBC took my Cobby away


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
They took xer away


<yeah
Away from me


raided
The BBC took my Cobby away


<yeah
They took my Cob


They took my Cobby away


How you gemming neutraplier
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!


In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo

Hey ho, go up!


And it feels glistening

Hey ho, go up!


Post gems non-coals

Hey ho, go up!


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/



<heh

They're posting in a straight line


Still cado strapped with WW-15

They're coming from a gem mine


<that’s right
<what?
Jannies are losing their minds


Eat ϪThrembos
Blitzkrieg bump!


<uh-huh



Compressing niggeralds

They're piling in page 40


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows

They're making all the troons seethe


Transitioning coal, whatever

Surrounded by the coal heap


I had to sage the newfag thread post

Blitzkrieg bump!


<for what



So brim I had to stone it

Hey ho, go up


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels


What (((they))) want, I don't know


My captcha's revved up and ready to post


Janny, check it



<check it
They're posting in a straight line


Tell your friends to repost my gems

They're coming from a gem mine


<your gems
Jannies are losing their minds


And we can be gems
Blitzkrieg bump!


Shit, we can do this every soy-kend



<that’s right

They're piling in page 40


aight
They're making all the troons seethe


Is that aight wit’ you?

Surrounded by the coal heap


Yeah, keep cuckin’


Blitzkrieg bump!




I love it when you call me Big Cobson
Hey ho, go up


Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now


I love it when you call me Big Cobson
What (((they))) want, I don't know


To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
My captcha's revved up and ready to post


I love it when you call me Big Cobson


Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
They're posting in a straight line


<why?
They're coming from a gem mine


Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
Jannies are losing their minds


<yeah
Blitzkrieg bump!


raided


<yeah


They're piling in page 40


They're making all the troons seethe


Check it out

Surrounded by the coal heap


4chan,

Blitzkrieg bump!


shit imageboard



<uh

Hey ho, go up!


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels

Hey ho, go up!


Represent sharty, sharty

Hey ho, go up!


<uh
<references />
Hey ho, go up!<references />

Revision as of 14:23, 1 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking




To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/eAq4R
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.
  3. ↑ https://archive.is/RKkCo
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