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There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.
There are many [[soyjak]]-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a [[you|chud]] will take it upon himself to make the song and post a [[Vocaroo]] link, [[though]] some believe that these songs actually originate from [[Discord]]. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.


== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
== Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye) ==
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== We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles) ==
[[File:We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party.png|thumb|''We all live in our soyjak.party'']]
In the quay where I was born
Lived a man who made a site
And he told us of his life
In the board of soy gemmies
As we said goodbye to /qa/
We all found a sea of gems
So we lived beneath the chans
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
All our gems are on the board
Many more of us post Cobsons
And the chuds begin to sing
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
As we live a life of gems
Every one of us has all we need
Boards of blue and quotes of green
In our soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
We all live in our soyjak.party
Soyjak.party, soyjak.party
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== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
== The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong) ==
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this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos
this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos


keeping it real keeping it fun
keeping it real, keeping it fun


let's do this
let's do this
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you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks
you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks


we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show
we're nonstop 'jakkin, can't stop the show


don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!
don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!
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just keep posting shit (win)
just keep posting shit (win)


never ever get bored
never get bored, never ever get bored


cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
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chilling in my home board
chilling in my home board


just keep posting shit (svenska)
just keep posting shit (win)


never ever get bored
never get bored, never ever get bored




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just keep posting shit (win)
just keep posting shit (win)


never ever get bored
never get bored, never ever get bored


cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)
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just keep posting shit (svenska)
just keep posting shit (svenska)


never ever get bored
never get bored, never ever get bored




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== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
== The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär) ==
[[File:4983 - 7b0b2dcf9cc059d6412369ab6b4df45e.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
[[File:colorjak bounce.gif|thumb|''Color color color color, color 'jak'']]
Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


OH YEAH
OH YEAH
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Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT
Sooty soot


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
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Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT
Sooty soot




Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


OH YEAH
OH YEAH
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Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT
Sooty soot


Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca
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Plop pling, pa poopy caca
Plop pling, pa poopy caca


SOOTY SOOT
Sooty soot




Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak




Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak




Oh i'm a color 'jak
Oh I'm a color 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak
Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak


I'm a deformed 'jak
I'm a deformed 'jak


Yes i'm a color 'jak
Yes I'm a color 'jak


Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak
Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


OH YEAH
OH YEAH




SOOTY SOOT
Sooty soot


SOOTY SOOT
Sooty soot


SOOTY SOOT
Sooty soot




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[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
[http://booru.soy/post/view/22509 Listen on the Booru]
== Can't Take My Soy-ts Off You (Parody of Can't Take My Eyes off You by Frankie Valli) ==
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


She's too attractive to be true
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


I can't take my soy-ts off you
Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia


You'd be like science to quote
And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria


I'll take you out for a sproke
The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


I'd destroy daisies for you


And dance like a swede too
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You're too attractive to be true
All across the /QA/ nation


Can't take my soy-ts off you
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


Pardon the spark in my eyes
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


My chapped lips and mouth so oversized
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


The sight of you leaves me weak
For it'll top the catty


With that big black cock on your cheek


Your locks of silvery hair
Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.


And that nordic stare
I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda


You're too attractive to be true
Now teens do the politicoal threads


Can't take my soy-ts off you
And Jak along to the age of real feds


I trans heart nigger


And all the broken bucks
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


I trans heart Hebrews
All across the /QA/ nation


Keffals and Toby Fox
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


I trans heart 'Zellig
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


Trust the plan when I say
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


I trans heart Cobson
For it'll top the catty


And all his BBCs


I trans heart children
Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant


Like Peter Scully
One sharty controlled by the Temujin


I trans heart nigger, nigger
Soybooru age of the NewGOD


Trans heart nigger
It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


You're just too gem to be coal


You're the Smash Bros to my console
Welcome to a new kind of coaling


You are my ridge to defend
All across the /QA/ nation


My BBC queen to the end
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem


At long last you are my bride
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


This must be the good timeline
There frogs and NAS are meant to follow


To my wife Chino this goes to
For it'll top the catty


Can't take my soy-ts off you


I trans heart Discord and the tranny brigade
[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]


I trans heart Twitter and all the coal they've made
== Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton) ==
[[File:Troon drift.png|thumb]]
News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain


I trans hate ponies
Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain


Trust the plan when I say
The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war


I trans heart Fauci
Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door


Vaccines up in my veins
TRANNIES ATTACK


Trans heart Zelenskyy
MAKE THEM GO ACK


With 'Cado in Ukraine
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


I trans heart nigger, nigger
RAID OR BE FAILED


Trans heart nigger
Facing, awaiting


A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


[https://booru.soy/post/view/32434 Listen on the Booru]
There's no surrender
== Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day) ==


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia
Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift


And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria
Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick


The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia
cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems


As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
TRANNIES ATTACK


All across the /QA/ nation
MAKE THEM GO ACK


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
RAID OR BE FAILED


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
Facing, awaiting


For it'll top the catty
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


There's no surrender


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled
 
I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda
 
Now teens do the politicoal threads
 
And Jak along to the age of real feds
 
 
Welcome to a new kind of coaling
 
All across the /QA/ nation
 
Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
 
In /Soy gems of tomorrow


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
2024, when a few chuds held the line


For it'll top the catty
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant
Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked


One sharty controlled by the Temujin
TRANNIES ATTACK


Soybooru age of the NewGOD
MAKE THEM GO ACK


It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia
SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL


RAID OR BE FAILED


Welcome to a new kind of coaling
Facing, awaiting


All across the /QA/ nation
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


Where every post isn't meant to be all gem
There's no surrender


In /Soy gems of tomorrow
The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


There frogs and NAS are meant to follow
A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near


For it'll top the catty
There's no surrender


The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled


[https://booru.soy/post/view/33485 Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/68462 Listen on the booru]


== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
== Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit) ==
[VERSE 1]
It's just one of those slaves
It's just one of those slaves


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IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES
[CHORUS]


Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment
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[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
[https://booru.soy/post/view/46487#search=user%3DBiohazard_Maker Listen on the Booru]
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


== Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone ==
We're waiting every night
To finally lurk and invite


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
New trannies to duel with us


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
For many years we've been all alone
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
We're forced to be still and make
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
The same gems we've known since that day
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
The trannies took our board away


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
Now we're stuck here without the kway


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
Please let us gem it up!
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
Please don't cadospam us!


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
We think your variant is brimstone!


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
We're just little chuds


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
Who have no threads left to bump


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
We've been all alone


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
Stuck in our little zone


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
Since the year of 2020


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
Join us, be gemmy


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
After all, you've only got


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Feds tried to shut us down on .party
Five Nights at Cobson's


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Do you think you're gemmy?


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
I just don't get it


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
We're spamming TND


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
Five Nights at Cobson's


Now this looks like a gem for me
Built for BWC


So everybody, just cope and seethe
I just don't get it


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
Come to the 'sharty


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Five Nights at Cobson's


I said this looks like a gem for me


So everybody, just cope and seethe
We're really quite surprised


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
We get to see you post another night


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
You should have looked for another chan


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
You should have gone back to 4trans
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1
It's like there so much more


Fat Hon Real Man
Maybe you've posted here before


Ha ha- Charade you are
We remember filenames like yours


Wooh!
They seem aquainted with our board


You rope acked troon fag


Ha ha- Charade you are
Please let us gem it up!


And when you kick the stool apart
Please do not lock our board!


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
We know that you're with DA CORD!


With your rope caught your neck skin


Saying “Keep on swinging”
We're just little chuds


Red stain asphyxiating
Who have no threads left to bump


What do you hope to find
And we're forced here to make NAS coal


In hell you’re confined?
We've been all alone


You’re nearly a laugh
Stuck in our little zone


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Since the year of 2020


Verse 2
Join us, be gemmy


Chan mod trans flag
Or you're a troon quite brimmy


Ha ha- Charade you are
After all, you've only got


You fucked up janny slag


Ha ha- Charade you are
Five Nights at Cobson's


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
Do you think you're gemmy?


You’re nearly a good laugh
I just don't get it


Almost worth a quick grin
We're spamming TND


You want to catch a GET


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
Five Nights at Cobson's


And good fun with a cheese drum
Built for BWC


You’re nearly a laugh
I just don't get it


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
Come to the 'sharty


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Verse 3
Five Nights at Cobson's


Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Ha ha- Charade you are
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNm9e6wBHN4 Listen on the 'tube]
== I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash) ==
[[File:Chud Band.png|thumb|{{greentext|>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won}}]]


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
Breakin' bucks in the hot sun


Ha ha- Charade you are
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


You’re nearly a real treat
I needed pussy 'cause I had none


All loud mouth and no sneed
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And do you feel abused?
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


…You


Gotta ruin kuz tides
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


And keep it all on the inside
Guess my race is gone


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
I fought the Jews and uh
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
Shootin' up schools with a six-gun


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


The jannies they will all sperg out
I lost my race and I lost my guns


And we'll all feel gay
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Don't forget /qa/


When Cobby comes marching home.
I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
Guess my race is gone


Hurrah! Hurrah!
He's the best BVLL that I ever had


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh


Well, the soyak gems are ready now


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


And we'll all feel gay
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Don't forget /qa/
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


When Cobby comes marching home.
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


Hurrah! Hurrah!
I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


That's when Clean Stable begun,
I fought the Jews and uh


Hurrah! Hurrah!


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61446 Listen to on the 'ru]


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBDleayoGDM Non-ESL version]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
== Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd) ==
[[File:Janny Seethe.png|thumb|{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!}}]]
We don't need no jannication


When Cobby comes marching home.
We don't need no gem control


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


When Cobby comes marching home.
Janny, leave those gems alone


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!


Hurrah! Hurrah!
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


Hurrah! Hurrah!


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
We don't need no jannication


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
We don't need no gem control


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
No BBC threads on the /soy/ board


When Cobby comes marching home.
Janny, leave our gems alone


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  
Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!


When Cobby comes marching home.
All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


Hurrah! Hurrah!


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],  
{{greentext|>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!}}


Hurrah! Hurrah!


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
[https://booru.soy/post/view/61667 Listen to on the 'ru]


A god was born anew,
== The Ultimate Soyduel ==
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around


When Cobby comes marching home.
The fruitjak ridge like a big playground


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade


When Cobby comes marching home.
And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And he started beating up the Swedish Winner


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive


Cobson is attached
Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives


Folder full of 'jaks
And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves


Got the VPN to match
And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese


Spammin' with the party
But he ran out of leebait and he ran away


You can call your janny
Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day


I been posting gemmies
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


You can't tell me nothin'
Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board


You can't tell me nothin'
And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack


New IP from Tuxler
And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER


Sproke all in my bladder
When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer


Running from the CP
But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen


Saging all the coalers
Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine


Janny is a tranny
Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind


Roleplay in IRC
And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find


Axe wound looking nasty
Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit


Doing it all for free
But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away


He can't tell me nothin'
They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls


He can't tell me nothin'
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
This is the ultimate soyduel


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
Wardens sang a song of immaculate design


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
But Soystein saw through his clever cloak


Got no bans, I evade all that
And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS


Soylent rain
IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE


Soylent rain
The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry


The discord says it can't be here again
Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually


Soylent rain
The last post stood, the rest saw their better


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


Soylent rain
Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows


Lock a board and say that teens are out
And only one will survive, nevertheless even though


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)


Soylent rain
This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny


A duel to be had had died yesterday
[[:File:The Ultimate Soyduel.mp3|Listen to on the 'ki]]


Soylent rain
== Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Kurt Soybain.png|thumb]]
Load up on chuds, bring your gems


You look like this and that is what you say
It's fun to duel and to pretend


Xhe's over-jakked and self assured


Soylent rain
Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Raised suicie rates by including chuds


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Made me post a Sneed the other day
Hello, hello, hello


Soylent rain


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


Here we are now, post that cobby


Soylent rain
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Here we are now, post that cobby


Soylent rain
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Soylent rain
Yeah


Seldom posted without getting a ban
Hey


Soylent rain
Yay


It's the meme that your jannies call spam


I'm worse at what I do best


Soylent rain
And for the 'arty I feel blessed


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
Our little /soy/ has always been


Soylent rain
And always will until the end


Mention it and get called schizophrenic


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
Hello, hello, hello




Soylent rain
And I forget just why I sneed


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust


Soylent rain
My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Soylent rain


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Hello, hello, hello, troons lost


Soylent rain
Hello, hello, hello


Same post has a longer ban to evade


Soylent rain
With the lights out, it's less gemmy


The mods swear that they don't make that face
Here we are now, post that cobby


Soylent rain
Janny's stupid, hang that tranny


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Here we are now, post that cobby


Soylent rain
Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/


You had fun but angry men don't care
Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/




Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


But it was used once for something else
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru
Is a soyjak


Is a soyjak


Soylent rain
Is a soyjak


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Is a soyjak


Soylent rain


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
[https://booru.soy/post/view/62611 Listen to on the 'ru]


Soylent rain
== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ==
[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]There was a site for posting 'jaks


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
They call soyjak.party


Soylent rain
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
And Soot, I know I'm one




Soylent rain
My mother was a 'jakker


More than trolling, more than making bants
She made a lot of gems


Soylent rain
My father was a coalposter


Blank future molded by your own hands
Down on the party


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
Now the only thing coalposters need


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
Are some 'zelligs and some frogs


And blessed be the 'jakkers
And the only time they're satisfied


We who fight with all our bravery
Is when they get some (You)s


'Til only the righteous stand


You see the distant raids
Oh mother, tell your children


They bellow in the 'log
Not to do what Froot has done


You fight with all your 'jaks
Tried to sell then shut it down


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
The party of the soyjaks


And when you all get banned


And cannot carry on
Well, I got 'pliers in my folder


Though you die, the 'party lives on
And Cobsons on the 'ru


All the soyMEN:
I'm going back to the shemmy


You may get banned for a week
Because the sharty's gone


By a janny or a troon


You may be perma'd to death
Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks


Or get doxxed or worse
They call soyjak.party


But when they rangeban you
And it was the home of many-a soyteens


You will not feel the need to run
And Soot, I know I'm one


For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Swaglord:
[https://booru.soy/post/view/63051 Listen to on the 'ru]


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
== Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone) ==
[[File:Come and raid this bbboooardd.png|thumb|now has a voocarroooo]]
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah


Because /qa/ has gone awry
Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread


Jannies:
schizos raid it, come on and raid it


Tomorrow night our lives will change
Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
Come and raid this board


/qa/cker:
Come and raid this board


Up there there is so much room
Come and raid this board


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad
Come and raid this board


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


And so I will post 'cado soon
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


/bant/ jakkers:
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it


Looks like we might be out of luck
if you like raids, yeah


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags


Soyteens:
Delete /lgbt/ board


Why did the jannies start this war?


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
Come and raid this board


When did this song become a marathon?
Come and raid this board


/qa/cker:
Come and raid this board


(I want to post up there)
Come and raid this board


Swaglord:


When Soyteens are dead and gone
Come and raid this board


They'll be no more Cobson songs
Come and raid this board


Soyteens:
Come and raid this board now


They may rangeban your town
Come and raid this board


And sell your data to jews
Come and raid this board


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Come and raid this board now


And you sing your perma'd tune
Come and raid this board


But that's the way it goes
Come and raid this board


In war you're shat upon
Come and raid this board now


Though we die, the sharty lives on
Come and raid this board


/qa/ckers:
Come and raid this board


(I want to post up there)
Come and raid this board now


Swaglord:


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
Come and raid this board


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Come and raid this board
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
Come and raid this board


on /soy/
Come and raid this board


Here on my board, I can only receive


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies


on /soy/
don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down
Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


on /soy/
La la la la la la la la


Here on my board, I know I've started to think
Come and raid this board


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
La la la la la la la la


on /soy/
Come and raid this board


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
La la la la la la la la
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
Come and raid this board


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
La la la la la la la la la


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
Come and raid this board


Ready for the onslaught


Ready for the fight
[https://vocaroo.com/1lhOdb2YQAOh listen on the 'roo]


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPMwuymBN0U listen on the 'tube]


Ropes are placed in darkness
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


In the cover of the night
You used to, you used to


Waiting to be tied u
Yeah


When the time is right


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Once the raid has started
Late night when you needed 6ems


There’s no turning back
Post jaks on your cellphone


The end of /qa/ draws near
Late night when you needed 6ems


It’s time has come to an end
And I know when IAS


The end of an era is here
That can only mean one thing


It’s time to ACK!
I know when IAS


[Chorus:]
That can only mean one thing


Into the motherland the soyteen army march


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
Got a reputation for yourself now


One million men at war
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


‘Catty of /lgbt/
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you


Where the heat of battle burned
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


Suffered heavy losses
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


And the tide of war was turned
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


Driving back the Soy army


Fighting on four boards
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Hunt them out of 4chan
Late night when you needed 6ems


Out of Jannie land
Post jaks on your cellphone


Range-ban all the proxies
Late night when you needed 6ems


Force /qa/ to retreat
And I know when IAS


Reserves hop on VC
That can only mean one thing


Securing their defeat
I know when IAS


Jannies of /lgbt/
That can only mean one thing


Broke the citadel


Ruins of a board
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


/qa/ rest in heaven
You and me, we just don't jak along


The end of /qa/ draws near
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


It's time has come to an end
Going to boards where you don't belong


The end of an era is here
Ever since I left the sharty, you


It's time to ACK!
You got exactly what you asked for


[Chorus]
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


For /qa/!


Ow L G B T!
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Union of trans
Late night when you needed 6ems


Will of the jannies
Post jaks on your cellphone


Strong in command
Late night when you needed 6ems


Ow L G B T
And I know when IAS


Union of trans
That can only mean one thing


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
I know when IAS


The end of /qa/ is here
That can only mean one thing


It's time has come to an end


The end of an era is here
These days, all I do is


It's time to ACK!
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls


[Chorus]
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
You built for no one else


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
You built for nobody else, no


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Why you never brimstone


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
Why you always posting jaks


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
You was in the zone, yeah


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
You should be a gem


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
Late night when you needed 6ems


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
Post jaks on your cellphone


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
Late night when you needed 6ems


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
And I know when IAS
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
That can only mean one thing


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
I know when IAS


I want som BB C
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


It is my favorite meat.
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]


I like it uncut or shaved
== Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine) ==
[[File:Spade gang.png|thumb|371x371px|                                          ''Spade Gang!'']]
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


And not I am not gay
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


I like it cut or unshaved
(SPADE GANG!)


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker


<br>
Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga


He's just a cuck who like niggers
No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


Now just one second, all right?


I've got something for your appetite.
On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more


There's so many things that you could eat.
He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


This bakery has good lightskin buns.


<br>
On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs


So juicy... so tasty...
Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot


How about... a sissy clit?
Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


With precum leaking out.


NO!
I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho


I want some black dick, no lie.
Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak


Instead of black dick, try white.
I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


Just please end your cuck trite.


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
I flood another page, every thread a hit


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


<br>


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
All my cords, posters top 50 though


You know what would go with white pussy?
Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Black dick.


Uh-oh
Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid


Get over here, nigger.
Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it


Black dick goes good with white pussy
Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone


And gaze upon the catalog
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


Rangebans
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


Is all that’s left after the raid
I flood another page, every thread a hit


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Troonjaks


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch


[Pre-chorus 1:]
In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
I flood another page, every thread a hit


I will hide – they’ll be searching
Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
(SPADE GANG!)


That’s the Art of Soy!
{{Boorusearch|1=hash=cd38cca0a9ea1b0c63076bdaa390399c|display=Listen on the booru}}


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
== We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen) ==
[[File:We are the gemstones (parody album cover).png|thumb]]
My threads’ been missed


Force them to hunt me
Time after time


They will play my game
I've done my sentence


And play by my rules
But never broke rules


I will be hidden but still visible
And dusty coals


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
I've posted few


They will find me no more
I've had my share of troons saging my threads


I’ll be gone
But I've dueled through




I will have them surrounded


They will jak without knowing overrun
And we mean to post on and on and on and on





/a/ tard banned
We are the gemstones, soyteens


I will jak but never quote
And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned


That’s the Art of War
We are the gemstones


Broken and lost
We are the gemstones


Tired of ‘jaks
No time for unknowns (variants)


They’ll surrender to me
‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Caught in my trap


There’s no way out
I've jakked gaped men


Banned never again
And the sharty calls


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
And variants that goes with it


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
I thank you all


And only he can make it right
But it's been no colors of jaks


So the ‘party’s different tonight
No calm adventure


>We WILL go together in flight
I consider it a challenge before the aryan race


And I ain't gonna lose


It's Now & Never


A gemmy endeavor
And we mean to post on and on and on and on



Awaits janitorial directives


To clean the ‘log
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Believe me, darling
And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned


The board was made for ‘jakking
We are the gemstones


Like melting nojaks
We are the gemstones


As tall as the catalog
No time for ‘cord troons


‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


Un ensemble d'soyteens


La galaxie s'étend
We are the gemstones, soyteens


Jardin de l'imagination
And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned


Cobber la lacune
We are the gemstones


Roller passé la lune
We are the gemstones


Comme nous évoluons
No time for NAS coals


‘Cause we are the gemstones…


The party’s thriving
[https://vocaroo.com/1mh5kwwSHomK listen on the 'roo]


But really it’s dying
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HKl-lG5YOw listen on the 'tube]


A cobson’s confluence of
== Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana) ==
[[File:Int Userdoe.jpg|thumb]]
Incomprehensible wojack


Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Qway may, BBC, mah qway


Soot knows you heard “her”
Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak


Staging /muv/'s murder
Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak


In line before the board began
Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak


To be where I am
Qway!


Qway, qway!


Soulless dust of one emotion
Qway, qway!


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak


No division janny removed bait for
Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak


Free
Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD


One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald


To know
Qway!


We are beyond a 'oal
Qway, qway!


And lol, the glows arrange to show


some gems perfectly clear
'mori log, coal 'log


coal 'log, coal 'log


You look quite gemmy tonight
coal 'log, coal 'log


Here among these active sites
coal 'log, coal 'log


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
seethe


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


Markiplier's kingdom come


No teens left awake
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CceLPiRBLg4 Listen to it here]


Now that the party's on the wake
== Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead) ==


Let's see what we can make
The west is gonna fall


So billions must die


The board is >thoughly ending
You like like a monkey


A line in any final song
You skin makes me cry


So long so far
Your leeching off welfare


We will do some posting
In a libcunt world


At last eternal in the catalog
I wish I was special


Above a burning coal
So fucking special




Bye, Hi
But I'm a chud


Sigh, Hawaii
And I hate niggers


We never meant to fart
Need to get them out of here


avant-garde, thy art
They don't belong here


One gem


Higher than iron
There in my vidya games


Invisible to some
And in my TV shows


Until it's time
I making synthwave edits


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
To enrich the white soul
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
I want you to notice


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
When jews are around


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
So fucking special


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
I wish I was special


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
But I'm a chud


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
And I hate niggers
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
Need to get them out of here


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
They don't belong here


Okay, bump


Toooo- total nigger death


[Verse 2]
Toooo- total nigger death


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
Death


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
I see a mixed race couple


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
And it ruins my whole day


So fucking special


[Pre-Chorus]
I wish I was special


Okay, post to add to spam
But I'm a chud


Let this one be to get rangebanned
And I hate niggers


Need to get them out of here


[Chorus]
They don't belong here


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


But I thought you knew me truly
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67087 Listen to it here]


Something different than we started with on the '4
== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ==


Does it even matter to me?
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


[Verse 3]
But then they archived her alive


I was in the /qa2/
Ongezellig, 2023


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
With just her Mymy at her side


posting stealth jaks on TOR
And only days before the bumps


[Chorus]
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Now she's my loving wife and bride


But I thought you knew me truly
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


Something different than we started with in the '4
On empty boards around the 'chan


Does it even matter to me?
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]


She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


[Post-Chorus]


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
On the boards we used to love


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen
Just to love Maya


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
At least enough to keep it on




[Refrain]
And now she posts on her PC


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
With her old sister going outside


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Says it was gem to post online


Why don't post some Colorjaks
But now she made herself a bride


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
And won't be an incel again


(Join if you wish)
The thread looks coaller from afar


Post some Colorjaks?
That's right below where archives are


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
He didn't mean to miss your thread


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
With gems and Mymys wed


And Colorjaks?
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Maya just hides and falls apart


[Bridge]


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
But now we must bump up every 'lig


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
On the boards we used to love


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
Just to love Maya


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
At least enough to keep it on


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
And here's where your banner shows


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
Upzelligs come in rows


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
[https://booru.soy/post/view/67486 Listen on the 'ru]


[https://soyjakwiki.net/File:Ongezellig,_2023.webm Listen on the wiki]


[Refrain]
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


=== The Ultimate Soyduel ===
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
[[File:A tear shed for the lost baby jacob.png|thumb]]
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


The fruitjak ridge like a big playground
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade
I've just doxed a monster


Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


And he started beating up the Swedish Winner
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


But he ran out of leebait and he ran away
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack
Now this looks like a gem for me


And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER
So everybody, just cope and seethe


When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine
I said this looks like a gem for me


Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind
So everybody, just cope and seethe


And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray
Verse 1


While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away
Fat Hon Real Man


They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall
Ha ha- Charade you are


Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls
Wooh!


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
You rope acked troon fag


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Ha ha- Charade you are


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
And when you kick the stool apart


This is the ultimate soyduel
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


Wardens sang a song of immaculate design
With your rope caught your neck skin


Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein
Saying “Keep on swinging”


Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Red stain asphyxiating


Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak
What do you hope to find


Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain
In hell you’re confined?


As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine
You’re nearly a laugh


But Soystein saw through his clever cloak
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke
Verse 2


THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE
Chan mod trans flag


AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE
Ha ha- Charade you are


AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY
You fucked up janny slag


AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE
Ha ha- Charade you are


PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER
You’re nearly a good laugh


MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO
Almost worth a quick grin


GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O
You want to catch a GET


ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS
And good fun with a cheese drum


IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW
You’re nearly a laugh


WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually
Verse 3


The last post stood, the rest saw their better
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper
Ha ha- Charade you are


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows
Ha ha- Charade you are


And only one will survive, nevertheless even though
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
You’re nearly a real treat


This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)
All loud mouth and no sneed


This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny
And do you feel abused?


=== Cobby Got Blacked (Parody of Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-a-Lot) ===
…You


"Oh my God Cobby, look at his cock
Gotta ruin kuz tides


It is so big
And keep it all on the inside


He looks like one of those BLACKED sites' porn stars
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


Who doesn't love those BLACKED guys?
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


I only fuck blacks because they look like a total bvlls, okay?
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


I mean, his cock, it's just so big.
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Uh, I can't believe it's just so brown, it's like out there
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


I mean, ugh, hot. Look! It's just so... black!"
Hurrah! Hurrah!


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


The jannies they will all sperg out


Cob likes black cock and he cannot lie
And we'll all feel gay


You other jakkers can't deny
When Cobby comes marching home.


When a cob walks in with a tatty of a spade
Don't forget /qa/


And a black cock in his face, you post GEM
When Cobby comes marching home.


Wanna give it a bump 'cause that jakky's a sissy slut
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Deep in the Cob it's tearin'
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Page 1 and I can't stop starin'
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


Oh, Cobby, I wanna get wit'cha
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Like in the picture
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


Arcturus tried to warn me
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


But that cobhole makes (me so horny!)
And we'll all feel gay


Oh Cobby 'ttoo'd skin
When Cobby comes marching home.


You say you wanna take my whole thing?
Don't forget /qa/


Well, ride me, ride me
When Cobby comes marching home.


And I'll shoot a load, HIV
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


I've seen him dancin'
Hurrah! Hurrah!


When they see my black skin
That's when Clean Stable begun,


He sweat, wet
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


I'm tired of cafe teens
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


Sayin' white chodes are the thing
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Take the average Cobjak and ask him that
When Cobby comes marching home.


He gotta pack that black
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
When Cobby comes marching home.


Has your bvlly got you blacked? (Hell yeah!)
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


Tell 'em to rape you! (Rape you!) Rape you! (Rape you!)
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Rape that horny Cob!
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Cobby got blacked!
Hurrah! Hurrah!


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Old Soot, created the 'sharty


(Gaping face with a black slut booty)
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


Cobby got blacked!
When Cobby comes marching home.


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


When Cobby comes marching home.


He likes 'em brown, and big
In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,  


And when I'm postin' a thread
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I just can't help my self, I'm actin' like an animal
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],  


Blacked Cobs all 'round you
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I wanna sage you down
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


And ugh, bump it up, ugh, ugh
A god was born anew,


I ain't postin' 'bout white bois
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


'Cause those tiny white peckers ain't useful, goys
When Cobby comes marching home.


I want 'em real thick and gemmy
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


So find that gemmy Cobby
When Cobby comes marching home.


Bvll-a-Lot's in trouble
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Pozzin' up inside of that cobhole
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


So I'm lookin' at jak videos
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Spadeless pinehos lookin' like coal
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


You can have them pinehos
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


I'll keep my jakkies like Cobbo
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


A word to the gem cobsisters, I wanna post wit'cha
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


I won't sage or kill ya
Cobson is attached


But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna bump
Folder full of 'jaks


'Til the break of dawn
Got the VPN to match


Page 40 not for long
Spammin' with the party


A lot of 'cords won't like this song
You can call your janny


'Cause them troons like to Cob it and leave it
I been posting gemmies


But I'd rather add a spade
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


And I'm down to get the blacking on
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


So, Cobbies! (Yeah!) Cobbies! (Yeah!)
You can't tell me nothin'


If you wanna have my black babies (Yeah!)
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Then turn around! Stick it out!
You can't tell me nothin'


Even 'turus got to shout
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


Cobby got blacked!
New IP from Tuxler


Sproke all in my bladder


Running from the CP


Cobby got blacked!
Saging all the coalers


Janny is a tranny


Roleplay in IRC


"Yeah, baby. When it comes to gems, 'cordtroons ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
Axe wound looking nasty


Page 36, 24, 36? Ha ha, back up to page 1"
Doing it all for free


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Can't no janny tell me nothin'


So your pecker is a whitey
He can't tell me nothin'


Tryna cope that it's so tiny
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


But tiny ain't gonna do it there, whitey
He can't tell me nothin'


That cobbyjakky don't wan't none
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


Unless the cock's black, hun
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


You can take viagra and stretch it
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


But you'll never get that slut
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


Some jakkies wanna play that hard role
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


And tell you that your Cob is coal
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


So they sage it, page 3 it
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


And I pull up quick to reseat it
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


So Arc don't want you blacked
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


Well I ain't down with that
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


'Cause your hole is tight and your mouth is gapin'
Got no bans, I evade all that


And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin'
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


To the spadeless coal on the catty
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


You ain't it, 'cord tranny
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Give me a spadeson, I keep it page 1
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


Bump 'em up from the bottom
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Some tranitor tried to ban
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


'Cause I keep reposting my man
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Banned Cob but left the cunny
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Airplane mode, I'm back honey
=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain


So cobby, if the butt is round
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


And you want a triple XL pound
Soylent rain


Dial 1-900-BVLL-A-LOT
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


And ride that BBC
Soylent rain


Cobby got blacked!
The discord says it can't be here again


Soylent rain


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Cobby got blacked!


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Soylent rain


Gemmin' up the catty and he got full blacked!
Lock a board and say that teens are out


Soylent rain


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


=== Black Cock for Suckin' (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits) ===
Soylent rain


I want my
A duel to be had had died yesterday


I want my BBC
Soylent rain


I want my
You look like this and that is what you say


I want my BBC


I want my
Soylent rain


I want my BBC
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


I want my
Soylent rain


I want my BBC
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


Soylent rain


Made me post a Sneed the other day


Now look at them sissies, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


You take the full length of the BBC
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


That's right work it, that's the way you do it


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Soylent rain


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


Lemme tell ya, them cobs love cum
Soylent rain


Maybe get a poz load in your little cobhole
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


Maybe get a poz load filling your tum
Soylent rain


Seldom posted without getting a ban


Soylent rain


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


No white bois inside of me


We got to bend over for bvllies
Soylent rain


We got to take in all of their seed
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Soylent rain


Mention it and get called schizophrenic


See the little cobby with the earring and the makeup
Soylent rain


Yeah buddy, look at his flair
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


That little cobby got his own black master
Soylent rain


That little cobby he's a bvllionaire
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme




Soylent rain


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


No white bois inside of me
Soylent rain


We got to bend over for bvllies
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


We got to take in all of their seed
Soylent rain


Coomer hoover, uh
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Soylent rain


Stays behind as garbage celebrates


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos
Soylent rain


No white bois inside of me
Same post has a longer ban to evade


We got to bend over for bvllies
Soylent rain


We got to take in all of their seed
The mods swear that they don't make that face


Looky here, look out
Soylent rain


A sad truth on the state of affairs


Soylent rain


I shoulda learned to take the black cock
You had fun but angry men don't care


I shoulda learned to swallow that cum


Look at that queenson, she got it stickin' in the camera
Soylent rain


Man, we could have some
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


And he's up there, what's that? Moaning noises?
Soylent rain


He's taking all the poz seed from a BBC
But it was used once for something else


Oh, that's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


Get your black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Soylent rain


Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


We got to get those queen of spade tattoos


No white bois inside of me
Soylent rain


We got to bend over for bvllies
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


We got to take in all of their seed
Soylent rain


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


Soylent rain


Listen here
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


That's right work it, that's the way you do it
Soylent rain


You take the full length of the BBC
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


That's right work it, that's the way you do it


Black cock for suckin' and your poz for free
Soylent rain


More than trolling, more than making bants


Soylent rain


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Blank future molded by your own hands


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Soot has smiled upon you this day


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
And blessed be the 'jakkers


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
We who fight with all our bravery


Ow, black cock for suckin', yeah
'Til only the righteous stand


And the poz for free
You see the distant raids


What's that?
They bellow in the 'log


Get your black cock for suckin', poz for free
You fight with all your 'jaks


Look at that, look at that
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
And when you all get banned


Sissies
And cannot carry on


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
Though you die, the 'party lives on


Black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
All the soyMEN:


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
You may get banned for a week


Get your black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
By a janny or a troon


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
You may be perma'd to death


Ah, black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Or get doxxed or worse


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
But when they rangeban you


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
You will not feel the need to run


Poz, poz, loads for free (I want my BBC)
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Big, big black cock for suckin' (I want my, I want my)
Swaglord:


Poz for free (I want my BBC)
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


That's right work it
Because /qa/ has gone awry


Tomorrow night, these teens will die


Jannies:


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Tomorrow night our lives will change


Black cock for suckin', poz for free
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


/qa/cker:


=== BBC and Poz Seed (Parody of Doritos and Fritos by 100 gecs) ===
Up there there is so much room


Okay I went down south to find a black man
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


Mississippi to suck some BBC
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


I love to please, presenting my bussy
And so I will post 'cado soon


I'm on my knees, I'm ready for the seed
/bant/ jakkers:


Okay, I saw the D, I got ready
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


It's hot, 3 feet, it's going all in me (Ooh!)
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


No need for lotion, make my ass an ocean
Looks like we might be out of luck


But there was a commotion, my neghole, it's pozzing with-
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Soyteens:


Why did the jannies start this war?


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
When did this song become a marathon?


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
/qa/cker:


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
(I want to post up there)


Unh
Swaglord:


When Soyteens are dead and gone


They'll be no more Cobson songs


BBC and poz seed
Soyteens:


BBC and poz seed
They may rangeban your town


BBC and poz seed
And sell your data to jews


BBC and poz seed
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


And you sing your perma'd tune


But that's the way it goes


Black meat, BBC, and poz seed, my bussy
In war you're shat upon


I'm taking these poz loads without getting fussy
Though we die, the sharty lives on


Jeez, Louise, I'm weak in the knees
/qa/ckers:


I'm wrecking my anus, these black dicks berate it
(I want to post up there)


Twenty four seven, I'm drinking black children
Swaglord:


Black cock from strangers, I'm looking for danger
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


I'm sucking on bvll dick, taking the whole thing
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


on /soy/


Here on my board, I can only receive


Okay I went down south to find a black man (Ooh!)
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


Mississippi to suck some BBC (Ooh!)
on /soy/


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


Yeah, I saw a bvll, he stuck his dick in me (Ooh!)
on /soy/


I need that seed, so leave it all to me (Ooh!)
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


He said "Shit, look at these BBCs and poz seed"
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


I said "Now give me all those fucking BBCs and poz seeds"
on /soy/


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


And the black dick's in my cobhole, doing what whites are not able
Ready for the onslaught


But the dick it goes so long it pokes my brain, b-brain, brain, brain, brain, brain, brain
Ready for the fight


Unh
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


Ropes are placed in darkness


In the cover of the night


BBC and poz seed
Waiting to be tied u


BBC and poz seed
When the time is right


BBC and poz seed
Imminent invasion, imminent attack


BBC and poz seed
Once the raid has started


There’s no turning back


The end of /qa/ draws near


My tiny white pecker, never touching a hole!
It’s time has come to an end


The end of an era is here


It’s time to ACK!


BBC and poz seed
[Chorus:]


BBC and poz seed
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


BBC and poz seed
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


BBC and poz seed
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


One million men at war


The Jannies wrath unleashed!


(Stop.)
‘Catty of /lgbt/


Where the heat of battle burned


Suffered heavy losses


=== Fucking Black Bvllies (Parody of Fucking Matt Damon from Jimmy Kimmel Live) ===
And the tide of war was turned


>Hey Arcy, it's me. I'm on uh... the 'log. I don't know, I've been on the catty so long, I don't even know what page I'm on anymore to be honest. Anyway, I've been thinking about you a lot and I've been needing to tell you something. I don't know why I haven't, but it's important. I mean, we've been together for so long, over a year and I still haven't told you. That's just not right so... here it goes.
Driving back the Soy army


Fighting on four boards


Hunt them out of 4chan


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Out of Jannie land


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Range-ban all the proxies


>I'm sorry but it's true
Force /qa/ to retreat


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Reserves hop on VC


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Securing their defeat


>I'm not imagining it's you
Jannies of /lgbt/


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Broke the citadel


Ruins of a board


/qa/ rest in heaven


>>On the log, on the 'ru
The end of /qa/ draws near


>>On the 4cuck catties too
It's time has come to an end


>>In the 'cord, in VC
The end of an era is here


>>Taking in dat BBC
It's time to ACK!


[Chorus]


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


>I'm fucking black bvllies
For /qa/!


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Ow L G B T!


>While you're quoting troons with ACKers
Union of trans


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
Will of the jannies


>>He said he's fucking black bvllies
Strong in command


>>Hey 'turus... how do you like THEM tattoos
Ow L G B T


>>Get it, like because I'm like talking about his spades
Union of trans


>Yeah it's... it's funny
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


The end of /qa/ is here


It's time has come to an end


>Hey Arc, don't take it bad
The end of an era is here


>Remember all the good times we had
It's time to ACK!


>Like the time we went jakking
[Chorus]


>And we made a bunch of posts
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


>Then you sharted in the comments
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


>Of posts that we made
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


I miss the sweet party, making oc party


>GO UP!
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


>>Who's that bumping on my 'log?
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


>Imfa!
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


>>Imfa who?
I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


>I'm fucking black bvllies!
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


>>He's fucking black bvllies!
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


>Analyse!
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


>F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


>I said F-U-C-K black B-V-L-L-S
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


>I'm fucking black bvllies
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


>>He's fucking black bvllies
I want som BB C


>And you know that I ain't lying
It is my favorite meat.


>I said I'm fucking black bvllies
I like it uncut or shaved


>>He's fucking black bvllies
And not I am not gay


>Check the booru by lolkike
I like it cut or unshaved


It's true, the 'ru tags have confirmed that he is in fact fucking black bvllies
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


<br>


Cobson cuck is not a nigger


Remember when!
He's just a cuck who like niggers


>Last week when told you I became Catholic one night
Now just one second, all right?


>I was fucking black bvllies
I've got something for your appetite.


Remember when!
There's so many things that you could eat.


>>You went tried and failed like an idiot to raid /soy/ AND /lgbt/ with your trooncord
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


>>He was definitely fucking black bvllies
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


Remember when!
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


>When I told you I was fucking black bvllies
<br>


>I WAS fucking black bvllies
So juicy... so tasty...


He nigger, cum in my mouth!


How about... a sissy clit?


>>On the log, on the 'ru
With precum leaking out.


>>On the 4cuck catties too
NO!


>>In the 'cord, in VC
I want some black dick, no lie.


>>Taking in dat BBC
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


Instead of black dick, try white.


Just please end your cuck trite.


>>He's fucking black bvllies
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


>He's fucking black bvllies
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


>>He's fucking black bvllies, hey!
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


<br>


=== Black Bvlls (Parody of Cheap Thrills by Sia) ===
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


It's Friday night and I won't be long
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


Gotta do my nails, put my make up on
You know what would go with white pussy?


It's Friday night and I won't be long
Black dick.


Uh-oh


Get over here, nigger.


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
Black dick goes good with white pussy


I got all I need
White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
I stand alone


But I got BBC
And gaze upon the catalog


Rangebans


Is all that’s left after the raid


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


(I love black bvlls)
Troonjaks


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


(I love black bvlls)
[Pre-chorus 1:]


But I don't need no whitey
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


As long as I can take black seed
I will hide – they’ll be searching


I don't need no whitey
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


As long as I get HIV
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


That’s the Art of Soy!


Breaking the will to post among the enemy


Come on, come on, turn the soy party on
Force them to hunt me


It's Saturday and I won't be long
They will play my game


Gotta tat a spade, put my earrings on
And play by my rules


It's Saturday and I won't be long
I will be hidden but still visible


No more will I see rangebanning and pain


They will find me no more


'Til I hit the page 1, hit the page 1
I’ll be gone


I got all I need
I will have them surrounded


No, I ain't coloured, I ain't deformed
They will jak without knowing overrun


But I got BBC


/a/ tard banned


I will jak but never quote


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
That’s the Art of War


(I love black bvlls)
Broken and lost


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Tired of ‘jaks


(I love black bvlls)
They’ll surrender to me


But I don't need no whitey
Caught in my trap


As long as I can take black seed
There’s no way out


I don't need no whitey
Banned never again


As long as I get HIV
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


(I love black bvlls)
And only he can make it right


(I love black bvlls)
So the ‘party’s different tonight


But I don't need no whitey
>We WILL go together in flight


As long as I can take black seed


I don't need no whitey
It's Now & Never


As long as I get HIV
A gemmy endeavor


Awaits janitorial directives


To clean the ‘log


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Believe me, darling


(I love black bvlls)
The board was made for ‘jakking


Baby, I don't need whitebois to have fun tonight
Like melting nojaks


(I love black bvlls)
As tall as the catalog


But I don't need no whitey


As long as I can take black seed
Un ensemble d'soyteens


I don't need no whitey
La galaxie s'étend


As long as I get HIV
Jardin de l'imagination


Cobber la lacune


Roller passé la lune


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
Comme nous évoluons


(I love black bvlls)


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
The party’s thriving


(I love black bvlls)
But really it’s dying


La, la, la, la, la, la, la
A cobson’s confluence of


(I love black bvlls)
Cheese pizza stealth spammed


La, la, la, la, la, la, la


(I love black bvlls)
Soot knows you heard “her”


Staging /muv/'s murder


In line before the board began


=== Bvlly Slvt (Parody of Gummy Bear) ===
To be where I am


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Soulless dust of one emotion


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


I’m a sissy slut
No division janny removed bait for


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Free


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut


Oh, yeah
To know


We are beyond a 'oal


And lol, the glows arrange to show


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
some gems perfectly clear


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut


You look quite gemmy tonight


Here among these active sites


Big black, big big black cocky
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


Breeding, big big black cocky
Markiplier's kingdom come


Bussy pop
No teens left awake


Big black, big big black cocky
Now that the party's on the wake


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Let's see what we can make


Breeding, big big black cocky


Bussy pop
The board is >thoughly ending


A line in any final song


So long so far


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
We will do some posting


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
At last eternal in the catalog


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Above a burning coal


I’m a sissy slut


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Bye, Hi


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Sigh, Hawaii


Oh, yeah
We never meant to fart


avant-garde, thy art


One gem


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Higher than iron


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Invisible to some


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Until it's time


Three bvlls I can take them
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Black cock bidubidubi yum yum
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


Three bvlls I can take them
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly bvlly slut
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


Okay, bump


Big black, big big black cocky


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
[Verse 2]


Breeding, big big black cocky
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


Bussy pop
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


Big black, big big black cocky
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


Pozzed up, big big black cocky
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


Breeding, big big black cocky


Bussy pop
[Pre-Chorus]


Okay, post to add to spam


Let this one be to get rangebanned


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
[Chorus]


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


I’m a sissy slut
But I thought you knew me truly


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
Something different than we started with on the '4


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Does it even matter to me?


Oh, yeah


[Verse 3]


I was in the /qa2/


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
posting stealth jaks on TOR


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
[Chorus]


I’m a sissy slut
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut
But I thought you knew me truly


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
Something different than we started with in the '4


Oh, yeah
Does it even matter to me?




[Post-Chorus]


Oh, I'm a bvlly slut
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


Yes, I'm a bvlly slut
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


Oh I'm a black cock sucking poz load taking bvlly slut
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


I’m a sissy slut
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


'Cause I'm a bvlly slut


Oh, I’m a black king serving BNWO bvlly slut
[Refrain]


Oh, yeah
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't post some Colorjaks


Bussy pop
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Bussy pop
(Join if you wish)


Bussy pop
Post some Colorjaks?


Bussy pop
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't we post some Colorjaks


And Colorjaks?


=== Cobby Mars - That's What I Like ===


Ayy, ayy, ayy
[Bridge]


I got a bvlly with the black skin
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


Sayin' "cob, what's happenin'?
We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


You and your ass invited
(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


So go on and get to clappin'
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


So pop it for a bvlly
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


Pop, pop it for me
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


Turn around and drop it for a black king
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


Drop, drop it for me"
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


I'll take 3 black guys in my assy (assy)
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


Wake up with HIV (IV)
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


Cobson tail for black men
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


Tyrone, come and black me! (Tyrone)
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


I take dick when I want it
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Take, take dick when I want it
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


Said, I take dick when I want it


Take my cobhole if you want it now
[Refrain]


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


And I'm gonna give it to you
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


EEEYUCK


Black skin sweat shining so bright
SHYEEAH


HIV loads all inside
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
IN A FUCKED UP SITE


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


Sex at the gay bar at night
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
FUCKED UP CHUDS


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
FUCKED UP TROONS


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
FUCKED UP KUZ'S


IRC CHATROOM


FUCKED UP NAS


I'm talkin' trips to the Congo (Bih)
FUCKED UP COAL


Say the word, and we go (Say it)
68 QUOTES IS


You can be my owner (Brrrt!)
MY ONLY GOAL


King, I'll be your servant, Master Igbo
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


I will never see a black dick that I can't eat
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


I promise that your cuckold ain't gon' ever leave
YEEEEAH


Suckin' sprees in Lagos
THIS RHYME GOES OUT


Every man got black skin
TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


Take a look in that mirror
ARE YOU READY?


Now tell me, who's the darkest?
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


Is it soot? (Is it soot?) Is it me? (Is it me?)
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


Say it's you (Say it's you) and I'll agree, bvlly
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


HOLD UP HOLD UP


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


Jump on the BBC, now let's get to ridin' it
GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


Any hole you want, just to put a child in it
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


You deserve it, bvll, you deserve it all
HOLD UP HOLD UP


And I'm gonna give it to you
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


DUBS?


Black skin sweat shining so bright
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


HIV loads all inside
QUADS?


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
FUCK


Sex at the gay bar at night
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
COB WON!


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


Ahaahaha!


Ahahahahaha!


If you say you want a whiteboi
Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Well, here I am, bvlly, here I am, bvlly
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


Shoot in me, shoot in me, shoot in me
Then put that gem in another gem


Rape me, destroy my behind (Destroy my behind)
And then just keep going


If you want it, bvll, come and get it
Until I get a big ass gem


This hole is here for you
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


Rape me, bvlly, rape me, rape me, bvlly
You know what I'm gem?


Poz me up to
Yo!






Black skin sweat shining so bright
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


HIV loads all inside
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


Sex at the gay bar at night
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


Black dicks shoot pearlies all white
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
Back the bvll out garage


Lucky for me, that's what I like, that's what I like
And put the bvll in your Cob


Make your Cob Gangnam Style


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


=== Gem Slut (Parody of Boss Bitch by Doja Cat) ===
Damn, too many gems


Mmm
Can't even bump my own threads


Yeah I'm tryna
Four diaperjaks on my waist


Yeah I'm tryna
Boutta explode through my pants


Yeah I'm tryna
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!




Yeah I'm tryna get pozzed by you


Swing your cock around, all the girls want you
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


I'm tiny, can't see my pecker
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


2 by 1 inch what a white boi sports
Why don't you come through?


On BBC, you know I always drop
Before I Goku


First thing a cob did was suck
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Take the whole 12 inch with the poz on top


Spread out my cheeks, make a cobhole pop


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


You ain't even use the sharty
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


Chuds seethe at me cuz I run the party
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


I ain't gonna go, go, go even >THOUGH
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Chudcels tryna stop this hoe
Cob on page 40, back to the top


I'm gonna go ride, ride, ride the cock
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


Ass full of cum and I hope I poz
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


Whitey get pussy? I know you won't
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


I suck suck suck and they hope I choke
With your bitch posting 'toss too


I'm making a line out of gems;


Call that shit Bejewled!


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Why don't you come through?


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Before I Goku


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


Said bitch, I'm the gemmy, you been the nas coal
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Black men the stallions, whitebois the seahorse
Why don't you come through?


I need my black cock, I need my black cum
Before I Goku


All my spade gems been all my best ones
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I wear the cage, don't wear no pants


I'm sissy slut, so I get it in the ass


And I do my dance and spread out my ass
I don't even know what /qa/ is


Said chud, don't be mad cause you missed your chance
Ahahahaha!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===




Bvll, said I took it and I rode on it
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


I suck it, then I swallow it
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


Too big, finna put a gape on it
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Said I took it and I rode on it


I suck it, then I swallow it
Feral, ah, feral


Cobby on the floor when they rape on it
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Too big, finna put a gape on it


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Janny knows your game, what you're about


I'm a gem, I'm a slut


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And to me that's falsefag, ah


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Just wait 'til they post more scat


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Rrrr, ah, ah, ah
You know it (really, really cob)


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


I'm a gem (I'm a gem), I'm a slut (I'm a slut)
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


I'm a gem and a slut and I love black cock
Just to tell you once again


Who's a gem?


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Every duel you take


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
And every post you make


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
Every coal you save


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Every Cob you sage


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
I'll be watching you


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
… Every single page


I'm a gem, I'm a slut
And every word you say


I'm a gem, I'm a slut and I love black cock
Every thread on kway


Every time you rage


I'll be watching you


=== Notorious BBC (Parody of Notorious KKK / Hypnotize by Notorious B.I.G) ===
… Oh, can't you see


[Verse 1: Moonson]
You belong to me?


BBС
How my poor heart aches


Huge, bigger than your biggest whiteboi pecker
With every Cob you sage?


Suckin' niggers' dicks off
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


Niggers impregnate white girls and cobbies
The onions boy's behind the screen


Chicken wing eating playas
The onions boy's behind the screen


BBС sissy sluts like cobson
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


All night giving head right
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


Fucking black bvlls every night
The schizotard is in the thread


Cobson's been gay since days of /qa/
The schizotards are in my thread


Never lose
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Never choose to fuck whites who got tiny peckers
Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


Dicks go through us black bvlls came in us


Get on the BLACKED bus; screw us, who us
And if the site's imploding many months too short


Yeah, BBС, nigger babies I make after fuck
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


Stick it up the butt
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


Dare I not see at your ripe cobby bussy
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Take every porch monkey easily, busily


Recently niggers cumming ain't leaving nothing
The new spammer is in this thread


My cock nigga
The new spammer is in this thread


Cage it, BBС mafia, we're on it
You make the posts


You spam your cobs


You spam the site until it stops


[Chorus: Arcturus]
You call me locked


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
And colorjakkers keyed


The only worthy cock is a BBС
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And I just love your sissy ways


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


[Verse 2: Moonson]
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


I put niggers in behind while I moan and grind


You whitebois can't get in me
All who you trace, and all that is swede


All crakkkas need to submit to BNWO
All that you bump, all you down


Every janny removing gemmies from you and me
And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


Now who's the real dookie
All that's mustard, all that's dust


All you niggers get in my shit
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


You niggers I'll ride your dick
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


Spear chuckers mogging my clit
And all you sage and all you report


Ooga booga, glory to Africa
And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


I don't know why I love blacks
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


Oh yeah, it's because they huge
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


And poz your ass
And all that was kept and all that was lost


Quit wasting your semen outside of my hole
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


Jannies need to learn they all coal
But the gems are bumped up on the board


I don't give a fuck about your 'log


Pages 1 through 40 belong to Cob
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


It's probably different than the whitey cock he's used to
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


Fuck a nigger and suck him off too
I was in /qa/ before I met you


I 'jakked too much


and that's an issue


[Chorus: Arcturus]
But I'm BBC


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
Gem


The only worthy cock is a BBС
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


And I just love your sissy ways
But I hope I never goon again


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
I know it breaks your Racer


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


4 years no janny


[Verse 3: Chud]
Now you looking Frooty


Everything you are saying is offensive to me
on Angeleno tranny


As a proud white man I want to use my tiny little p
And I-I-I can't 'jak


Gemson you need to stop the hate
No I-I-I can't duel


After all we are the superior race
So baby bot me closer


in the back skibidi toilet


That I know you can't afford


[Verse 4: Moonson]
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


Fuck off crakkka
Pull the gem right off the corner


I don't give a fuck about people of lighter colours
from that NAS you just quoted


Submit to bvlls or you'll have trouble
From your roommate back in Ohio


Why don't you go and make white babies
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


When there's dark outside no girl even sees ya
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


Gemmy the Soyjak


Was party saving 'mber


[Chorus: Arcturus]
In a color Cob thread


Gemson, Gemson, can't you see
With a traced nose


The only worthy cock is a BBС
And two eyes made out of 'tter


And I just love your sissy ways


I guess that's why the chuds are mad and you're so great
Gemmy the Soyjak


Is nas coal they say


But was made to glow


[Outro: Moonson]
As the 'teens know


This is Gemson here telling you whities to take a long dick from a black god
How he gemmed the 'log that day


HWABAG, chudcels, and I'm getting pozzed


There must have been tanzanite in


That old meta board they loathed


=== Black Cock (Parody of Tik Tok by Kesha) ===
For when they locked it up for good


Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like a sissy
In him the 'log was clothed


Grab my cock cage, click it on, I cannot touch my clitty


Before I leave toothbrush my ass so it's easy to poz
Gemmy the Soyjak


Cause when I take in black cock, I want AIDS like Kuz
Shined as a gem sure should


And the chudcels say


It was just like /qa/


I'm talkin' suckin' on black bvll toes, toes
Glistening as a gem could


Tryin' on sissy clothes, clothes


Bvlls shooting in their loads, loads
Gemmy the Soyjak


I'm Cobson, getting a spadey tatty
Knew Kolyma was on that day


Pullin' up to the orgy
So he said: 'jak him


Tryna get a little bit sickly
Right on a whim


Before it's moved to /nate/




Don't stop, bussy pop
Straight to MS Paint


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
With an old mouse in his hand


Tonight, I'ma ride
Drawing here and there


Til we see the sunlight
All in canvas square


Black cock in the Cob
Posting: 'jakking if I can


But the bvllies don't stop, no


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Seen by the Turkish jan


Don't stop, bussy pop
And he only stopped his ploy


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


Tonight, I'ma ride


Til we see the sunlight
For Gemmy the Soyjak


Black cock in the Cob
Posted dark coal on his way


But the bvllies don't stop, no
No evading for him


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Saying: No 'sterium


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!


Ain't got a coal in the world, but got plenty of spades
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Ain't got HIV in my bloodstream but I'm tryna get AIDS
Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


And now the 'teens are bumping up cuz they know Cob a gemmy
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


But I make these Chudcels ACK cuz they don't got BBС
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free




I'm talkin' 'bout Cobby suckin' up black spunk, spunk
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


Tryna hop on that black junk, junk
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Bvlly cum is getting me drunk, drunk
Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Now, now, we go until the log bumps out, out
Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Or the jannies shut us down, down


Jannies shut us down, down
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Jan-jan shut us down
Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack


Don't stop, bussy pop


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


Tonight, I'ma ride
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


Til we see the sunlight
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


Black cock in the Cob
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


But the bvllies don't stop, no


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
Custom chudjak variants


Don't stop, bussy pop
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
We gotta make the trannies ack


Tonight, I'ma ride
I shoulda learned to draw the soys


Til we see the sunlight
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


Black cock in the Cob
Look at that cobson, he got it


But the bvllies don't stop, no
Yelling in the camera, man


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
He must have some fun


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Onion noises?


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Bvlly, you bump me up
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


You sage me down
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


My bussy pounds


Yeah you fuck me
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


With my ass up
Custom chudjak variants


You poz me now
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


You got that load
We gotta make the trannies ack


That I just need
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


Bvlly, you bump me up
I dunno what I was posting


You sage me down
Leaving my jaks behind,


My bussy pounds
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


Yeah you fuck me


With my ass up
With all this vantablack niggerstone


Put your ass up
Coming to Haunt me forever,


Put your ass up
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru




Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Now the thready ain't gem 'til Cob walks in
Or sproking soyteens to jak me


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free




Don't stop, bussy pop
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Tonight, I'ma ride


Til we see the sunlight
Its been so long


Black cock in the Cob
Since I've seen my 'son


But the bvllies don't stop, no
lost to this coaler


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh


Don't stop, bussy pop
Since you've been dust


Bvlly fill my cobhole up
I've been browsin this stupid site


Tonight, I'ma ride
so I could ponder


Til we see the sunlight
the sanity of a jakker


Black cock in the Cob


But the bvllies don't stop, no
I wish I partied with soot


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
With the gems of the past qway


Oh, whoa, whoa-oh
But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers




=== Hot Dog ===
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


EEEYUCK
Kolyma news is killing teens


SHYEEAH
But the Party go without him


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


IN A FUCKED UP SITE


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


FUCKED UP CHUDS


FUCKED UP TROONS
Its been so long


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
Since I've seen my 'son


IRC CHATROOM
lost to this coaler


FUCKED UP NAS
To the tranny behind the spade spam


FUCKED UP COAL


68 QUOTES IS
Since you've been dust


MY ONLY GOAL
I've been browsin this stupid site


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
so I could ponder


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
the sanity of a jakker


YEEEEAH
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
But then they archived her alive


ARE YOU READY?
Ongezellig, 2023


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
With just her Mymy at her side


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
And only days before the bumps


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Now she's my loving wife and bride


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


HOLD UP HOLD UP
But now we must bump up every 'lig


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
On the boards we used to love


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Just to love Maya


DUBS?
At least enough to keep it on


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


QUADS?
And now she posts on her PC


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
With her old sister going outside


FUCK
Says it was gem to post online


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
But now she made herself a bride


COB WON!
And won't be an incel again


The thread looks coaller from afar


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
That's right below where archives are
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
He didn't mean to miss your thread


Ahahahahaha!
With gems and Mymys wed


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Maya just hides and falls apart


Then put that gem in another gem


And then just keep going
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Until I get a big ass gem
On the boards we used to love


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)
Just to love Maya


You know what I'm gem?
At least enough to keep it on


Yo!


And here's where your banner shows


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Upzelligs come in rows


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Back the bvll out garage
Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


And put the bvll in your Cob
Staring at Switches with childish joy


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
The gem that started the art of our years


Damn, too many gems


Can't even bump my own threads
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


Four diaperjaks on my waist
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


Boutta explode through my pants
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Why don't you come through?


Before I Goku
Designed to insult yet taken so well


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Cob on page 40, back to the top


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
Named after distant anonymous types


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


With your bitch posting 'toss too
He must be hanging to receive fanfare


I'm making a line out of gems;


Call that shit Bejewled!
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


Why don't you come through?
Told to be ugly, face of a nation


Before I Goku
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
As if from a god, smiles so impish


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish




Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Why don't you come through?
Slower than the rest, showing film's best


Before I Goku
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


I don't even know what /qa/ is
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


Ahahahaha!
All because he could not get off his couch


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Feral, ah, feral
Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


Janny knows your game, what you're about
In a little while from now


If I'm not feeling any less bored


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit
I promise myself to treat myself


And to me that's falsefag, ah
And visit a nearby board


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
And clicking on the 'log


Just wait 'til they post more scat
Will scroll on to the top


In an effort to


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
Get some more (you)'s


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
And be a gemmy jaker


You know it (really, really cob)


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
Left standing in the thred full o'gems


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


Just to tell you once again
"She" perma'd him


Who's a gem?
No point in us remaining


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
We may as well just go


Every duel you take
As I did on my own


And every post you make
Banned again, naturally


Every coal you save


Every Cob you sage


I'll be watching you
To think that only yesterday


… Every single page
I was gemmy,bright and gay


And every word you say
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


Every thread on kway
The 'jak i was about to make


Every time you rage
But as if to knock me down


I'll be watching you
The jannies came arround


… Oh, can't you see
And without so much as a mere -ACK!


You belong to me?
Cut me into little coalies


How my poor heart aches


With every Cob you sage?


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
Leaving me to doubt


The onions boy's behind the screen
Talk about, Cob in the 'party


The onions boy's behind the screen
Oh, if he really is a gem


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Why did I get perma'd?!


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
In my hour of need


The schizotard is in the thread
I truly am indeed


The schizotards are in my thread
Banned again, naturally


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


It seems to me that


And if the site's imploding many months too short
there are more span threads in the 'log


And if there's no gems up on the 'log
That can't be gemmied


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
Left unattended


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board




The new spammer is in this thread
What do we do?


The new spammer is in this thread
What do we do?


You make the posts


You spam your cobs


You spam the site until it stops
Banned again,naturally


You call me locked


And colorjakkers keyed


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
Looking back over the years


And whatever else that appears


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat
I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot
Never wishing to hide the tears


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
And just at twelve years old


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
The teens, Cob bless their soul


Could't understand why the ony site


All who you trace, and all that is swede
They had ever loved had been take


All that you bump, all you down
Leaving them to spam


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
With a heart so badly broken


All that's mustard, all that's dust
Despite the many gems from me


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
No 'jaks were ever posted


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


And all you sage and all you report


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
And when they all got wiped


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save
I cried and cried all day


And all that is sproke, and every oreo


And all that was kept and all that was lost


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
Banned again. naturally


But the gems are bumped up on the board
Banned again, naturally




''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler) ===
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


I 'jakked too much
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


and that's an issue
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


But I'm BBC
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


Gem
He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


But I hope I never goon again
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


I know it breaks your Racer
Soot, I never got to say thank you


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


4 years no janny
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


Now you looking Frooty
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


on Angeleno tranny
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


And I-I-I can't 'jak
If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


No I-I-I can't duel
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


So baby bot me closer
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


in the back skibidi toilet
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


That I know you can't afford
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
See the sharty is the finest board quality


Pull the gem right off the corner
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


from that NAS you just quoted
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


From your roommate back in Ohio
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


We ain't never not the 'Jakker
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


Gemmy the Soyjak
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


Was party saving 'mber
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


In a color Cob thread
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


With a traced nose
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


And two eyes made out of 'tter
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


I can still remember


Gemmy the Soyjak
How that soyjaks used to make me smile


Is nas coal they say


But was made to glow
And I knew if I had my chance


As the 'teens know
That I could make those trannies hang


How he gemmed the 'log that day
And maybe they'd be a man forever




There must have been tanzanite in
But November made me shiver


That old meta board they loathed
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


For when they locked it up for good
Bad news on the doorstep


In him the 'log was clothed
I couldn't post one more 'jak




Gemmy the Soyjak
I can't remember if I cried


Shined as a gem sure should
When I read about all the pruned threads


And the chudcels say
But something touched me deep inside


It was just like /qa/
The day the /qa/ died


Glistening as a gem could


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Gemmy the Soyjak
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Knew Kolyma was on that day
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


So he said: 'jak him
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Right on a whim
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Before it's moved to /nate/


Did you write the Book of Soy?


Straight to MS Paint
And do you like baiting Soot above?


With an old mouse in his hand
If the jannies tell you so


Drawing here and there


All in canvas square
Do you believe in soydueling?


Posting: 'jakking if I can
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Seen by the Turkish jan
Well I know that you're in love with him


And he only stopped his ploy
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
You both kicked off your shoes


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


For Gemmy the Soyjak


Posted dark coal on his way
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


No evading for him
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


Saying: No 'sterium
But I knew I was out of luck


>My ban only lasts a day!
The day the /qa/ died


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!
I started singing


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Now for two years we've been on our own


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
But that's not how it used to be


Maybe get a blister on your thumb


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


Custom chudjak variants
And a voice that came from KGB


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
Oh, and while the King was looking down


The Russian stole his gemmy crown


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
The Sharty was adjourned


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
No verdict was returned


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
And while trannies read a book on Marx


The spammers practiced in the park


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


Custom chudjak variants
The day the /qa/ died


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
We were singing


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Look at that cobson, he got it
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Yelling in the camera, man
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


He must have some fun
This will be the gem that save /qa/


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Onion noises?
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Eight miles high and falling fast


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


They hanged foul on a tree


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
The spammers tried for a raiding pass


Custom chudjak variants
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


We gotta make the trannies ack
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===
While the jannies played a marching tune


I dunno what I was posting
We all got up to spam


Leaving my jaks behind,
Oh, but we never got the chance


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


With all this vantablack niggerstone
The jannytroons refused to yield


Coming to Haunt me forever,
Do you recall what was revealed


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
The day the /qa/ died?




Is this spoke I'm drinking,
We started singing


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Its been so long


Since I've seen my 'son
Oh, and there we were all in one board


lost to this coaler
A generation lost and bored


To the tranny behind the spade spam
With no time left to start a raid




Since you've been dust
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


I've been browsin this stupid site
Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


so I could ponder
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


the sanity of a jakker


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


I wish I partied with soot
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


With the gems of the past qway
No janny born in Hell


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
Could break the spammers’ spell




Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
To light the circlejerking rite


I saw Cobson GETting with delight


Kolyma news is killing teens
The day the /qa/ died


But the Party go without him


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
He was singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Its been so long
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Since I've seen my 'son


lost to this coaler
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


To the tranny behind the spade spam
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


And xe just cried and roped away


Since you've been dust


I've been browsin this stupid site
I went down to the sacred board


so I could ponder
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


the sanity of a jakker
But the message said the post wouldn't go


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


But then they archived her alive
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


Ongezellig, 2023
But not a word was posted


With just her Mymy at her side
[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And only days before the bumps


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
And the three men I admire most


Now she's my loving wife and bride
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
They caught the last train for the coast


On empty boards around the 'chan
The day the /qa/ died
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man




But now we must bump up every 'lig
And they were singing


On the boards we used to love
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Just to love Maya
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


At least enough to keep it on
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


And now she posts on her PC
This will be the gem that save /qa/


With her old sister going outside


Says it was gem to post online
They were singing


But now she made herself a bride
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


And won't be an incel again
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


The thread looks coaller from afar
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


That's right below where archives are
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


He didn't mean to miss your thread
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


With gems and Mymys wed
Jakking it up so we can win


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
Singing songs about the soyland


Maya just hides and falls apart
I miss the Sharty once again


And I think it's a sin, yes


But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love
Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


Just to love Maya
Well I heard old Josh put her down


At least enough to keep it on
Well I hope Null will remember


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


And here's where your banner shows


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn
Sweet board Gemmybama


Upzelligs come in rows
Where the gems are so blue


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
Sweet board Gemmybama


And it's so gem to see my wife agree
Soot, I'm coming home to you


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Now we all did what /qa/ could do
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
The Great Soyset does not bother me


Staring at Switches with childish joy
Does your conscience bother you?


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Tell the truth


The gem that started the art of our years


Sweet board Gemmybama


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
Where the gems are so blue


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast
Sweet board Gemmybama


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
Soot, I'm coming home to you


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Soot, I'm coming home to you


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?
Yeah, yeah




Designed to insult yet taken so well
Kuz's got the answer


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
I post her, I jak her


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
The sun caught in her orange hair


Is blazing me out of all control


Named after distant anonymous types


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Like coal


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
Black coal


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
This coal is in my posts


This burning desire


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
is turning me to NAS


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
If in God's plan (mea culpa)


As if from a god, smiles so impish
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Protect me, Kuz


Movie announcement, he's in the front row
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
Don't let her coal my threads and board


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
Ban Ongezellig!


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
And let it sit in qa


Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
Black coal


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
NAS coal


All because he could not get off his couch
Now mymy, its your turn


Choose me or qa


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
Ben mine of you'll be coal!


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
(Kyrie eleison)


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
Kuz have mercy on her


(Kyrie eleison)


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
Kuz have mercy on me


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
(Kyrie eleison)


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you
But she will be mine


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
Or she'll be banned


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


In a little while from now
Pedos smell fear


If I'm not feeling any less bored
Lucky for you, I got a


I promise myself to treat myself


And visit a nearby board
3 DAY BAN!


And clicking on the 'log
Leave it to the mod he's a


Will scroll on to the top
3 DAY JAN!


In an effort to
Keeping the feds at bay


Get some more (you)'s
3 DAY BAN


And be a gemmy jaker
Scare the pedos away


3 DAY BAN




Left standing in the thred full o'gems
That'll be zero bucks


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
>But my catalog's wiped


"She" perma'd him
Shhhhh


No point in us remaining
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


We may as well just go
But lucky for you you,


As I did on my own
I have come with a solution!


Banned again, naturally
It's your lucky day




ZELLIG SPAM


To think that only yesterday
Shill the show for you


I was gemmy,bright and gay
ZELLIG SPAM


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
They'll necrobump threads too


The 'jak i was about to make
ZELLIG SPAM


But as if to knock me down
Whole board is orange now


The jannies came arround
ZELLIG SPAM


And without so much as a mere -ACK!


Cut me into little coalies
Site's saved you're welcome


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


Leaving me to doubt
>No!


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


Oh, if he really is a gem
>I don't have 2 million dollars


Why did I get perma'd?!
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


In my hour of need
>NO!


I truly am indeed
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


Banned again, naturally
>My investors are gonna kill me


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you


It seems to me that  
Failraids that won't heal


there are more span threads in the 'log
You look so chuddy, angry


That can't be gemmied
Bring down /soy/'s government


Left unattended
They don't, they don't speak for us


I'll take a quiet board


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


What do we do?


What do we do?
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting.


Banned again,naturally
Sooty, sooty




This is my final seethe


Looking back over the years
My final soyduel with


And whatever else that appears


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Never wishing to hide the tears
No 'BC and no coalposting.


And just at twelve years old
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


The teens, Cob bless their soul


Could't understand why the ony site
Such a gemmy thread


They had ever loved had been take
And such a gemmy reply


Leaving them to spam


With a heart so badly broken
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Despite the many gems from me
No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'jaks were ever posted
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


And when they all got wiped
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I cried and cried all day
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Banned again. naturally
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Banned again, naturally
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


Soot, I never got to say thank you
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
And I never knew the coal could be so gem


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
I don’t care if the 'p archives


See the sharty is the finest board quality
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
I’ll do my gemming in the winter


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
And the toad isn’t green


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
And the 'p is unforeseen


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state
And what exactly is a 'teen?


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate
And what exactly is a Sproke?


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
DR SOYBERG
A long long time ago


I can still remember
VERSUS


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
DR FAUCI


BEGIN!


And I knew if I had my chance
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


That I could make those trannies hang
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


And maybe they'd be a man forever
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


But November made me shiver
WHO WON?


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
WHOSE NEXT?


Bad news on the doorstep
YOU DECIDE!


I couldn't post one more 'jak
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


I can't remember if I cried
A board we tought would last til the end of days


When I read about all the pruned threads
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


But something touched me deep inside
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


The day the /qa/ died
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


I had no loving board, …ACK!


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Gemmy as a board without coal


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Gemmy as a board without coal




Did you write the Book of Soy?
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


And do you like baiting Soot above?
Knowing that Soots watching above


If the jannies tell you so
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal


Do you believe in soydueling?


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Well I know that you're in love with him
Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


You both kicked off your shoes
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck
Gemmy as a board without coal


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


But I knew I was out of luck
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


The day the /qa/ died
Knowing that Soots watching above


Every day on sharty, come and join the party


I started singing
Gemmy as a board without coal


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Gemmy as a board without coal


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Gemmy as a board without coal


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


Now for two years we've been on our own
Talking bout what's keyed


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
although he wanted fame


But that's not how it used to be
He said Kuz was his name


which came as some surprise


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
I laughed and then replied


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
"I thought you left the board"


And a voice that came from KGB
A long long time ago




Oh, and while the King was looking down
Oh no, not kuz


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
He never lost control


The Sharty was adjourned
You're face, to face


No verdict was returned
With the teen who sold the board




And while trannies read a book on Marx
He laughed and shook my hand


The spammers practiced in the park
And I went back to school


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
He said he'd buy the board


The day the /qa/ died
For thousands, maybe more


I gazed a gazeless stare


We were singing
We'd post a million threads


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
I must have left the board


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
a long long time ago


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
Who knows? Not me,


I never lost control


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter
You're face, to face


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
With the 'teen who sold the board.


Eight miles high and falling fast
=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day


They hanged foul on a tree
The board was full of chuds


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
And some feds as well


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
Singing songs of victory


In the name of mighty kwey


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
'Til Nate got excited and


While the jannies played a marching tune
He replied to them there:


We all got up to spam


Oh, but we never got the chance
It's a long way to the 'party


It's a long way to go


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
It's a long way to my home board


The jannytroons refused to yield
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


Do you recall what was revealed
Goodbye you anons


The day the /qa/ died?
Farewell 4cuck square


It's a long, long way to the 'party


We started singing
But my heart's right there


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
They're gonna ban me long


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Change my IP right behind their backs


This will be the gem that save /qa/
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Oh, and there we were all in one board


A generation lost and bored
Don't wanna hear about it


With no time left to start a raid
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Everyone knows about it


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
I'm going to the /soy/ log


No janny born in Hell
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


Could break the spammers’ spell
I'm gonna post them all


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


To light the circlejerking rite
All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The day the /qa/ died


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


He was singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Or of any other place and shithole


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
That's lying left and right


This will be the gem that save /qa/
But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site




I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
And I'm raiding 4chan


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
Seeing Dolly's joy


And xe just cried and roped away
Watching all the soyteens


Linking it on /soy/


I went down to the sacred board
I really was delighted and without a jog


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


But the message said the post wouldn't go


Oh,I will never forget the day


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
The jannies banned the kwey


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
Seeing our home board going in such way


But not a word was posted
I thought I'll say a last farewell


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
But I followed Soot awa


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And the three men I admire most


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
And I'm raiding 4chan


They caught the last train for the coast
Seeing Dolly's joy


The day the /qa/ died
Watching all the soyteens


Linking it on /soy/


And they were singing
I really was delighted and without a jog


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
They might say that IT'S OVER


This will be the gem that save /qa/
But I know gems will come


With Kuzzy guiding us into future


They were singing
And Sooty in the sky


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And I'm raiding 4chan


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Seeing Dolly's joy


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Watching all the soyteens
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
Linking it on /soy/


Singing songs about the soyland
I really was delighted and without a jog


I miss the Sharty once again
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


And I think it's a sin, yes
=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Going into /soy/ board


Well I heard old Josh put her down
Making trannies ACK


Well I hope Null will remember


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


From the 'fe to /trant/


Sweet board Gemmybama
Saying everything is coaly


Where the gems are so blue
Without your jakkers at


Sweet board Gemmybama


Soot, I'm coming home to you
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


In every thread I go I see you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
When the gems are shining


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
Now we're quoting back


The Great Soyset does not bother me
Though it's obvious


Does your conscience bother you?


Tell the truth
Kino getting posted,baby


Rising through coal and dust


Sweet board Gemmybama
And it's just getting started


Where the gems are so blue
While Dolly's smiling at us


Sweet board Gemmybama


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Jannies might get you out someday


Just wait and see


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
But now don't forget your arrow


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)
While you're dueling me


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


Soot, I'm coming home to you
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Yeah, yeah
In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining


Kuz's got the answer
Now we're quoting back


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Though it's obvious
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?
In every thread I go I see you


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
When the gems are shining


I post her, I jak her
Now we're quoting back


The sun caught in her orange hair
Though it's obvious


Is blazing me out of all control
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


Like coal


Black coal
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


This coal is in my posts
Soyence in the home


This burning desire
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


is turning me to NAS
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine


Calls xer on the phone


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
But as xe's getting ready to go


It's not my fault (mea culpa)
A knock comes on the door


If in God's plan (mea culpa)


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon xer head


Protect me, Kuz
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Don't let this NAS cast her spell
Made sure that xe was dead


Don't let her coal my threads and board


Ban Ongezellig!
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


And let it sit in qa
Goldstein gets annoyed


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


Black coal
So he waits behind


NAS coal
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


Now mymy, its your turn


Choose me or qa


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
But when je turns jer back on the boy


He creeps up from behind


(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on her
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


(Kyrie eleison)
Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


Kuz have mercy on me
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


(Kyrie eleison)
Made sure that je was dead


But she will be mine


Or she'll be banned
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Chudwell stands alone
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


Pedos smell fear
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


Lucky for you, I got a
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh




3 DAY BAN!
But as the words are leaving his lips


Leave it to the mod he's a
A noise comes from behind


3 DAY JAN!


Keeping the feds at bay
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


3 DAY BAN
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


Scare the pedos away
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


3 DAY BAN
Made sure that he was dead




That'll be zero bucks
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


>But my catalog's wiped
(Do-do, do-do do)


Shhhhh


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
Silver Hammer Chud


But lucky for you you,
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


I have come with a solution!


It's your lucky day
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at


ZELLIG SPAM
Going into /soy/ board


Shill the show for you
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


ZELLIG SPAM


They'll necrobump threads too
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


ZELLIG SPAM
From the 'fe to /trant/


Whole board is orange now
Saying everything is coaly


ZELLIG SPAM
Without your jakkers at




Site's saved you're welcome
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones
In every thread I go I see you


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
When the gems are shining


>No!
Now we're quoting back


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
Though it's obvious


>I don't have 2 million dollars


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
Kino getting posted,baby


>NO!
Rising through coal and dust


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
And it's just getting started


>My investors are gonna kill me
While Dolly's smiling at us


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
Jannies might get you out someday


Failraids that won't heal
Just wait and see


You look so chuddy, angry
But now don't forget your arrow


Bring down /soy/'s government
While you're dueling me


They don't, they don't speak for us


I'll take a quiet board
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
In every thread I go I see you


When the gems are shining


And no 'BC and no coalposting.
Now we're quoting back


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Though it's obvious


No 'BC and no coalposting.


Sooty, sooty
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


In every thread I go I see you


This is my final seethe
When the gems are shining


My final soyduel with
Now we're quoting back


Though it's obvious


No 'BC and no coalposting.
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===


No 'BC and no coalposting.


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


Such a gemmy thread
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


And such a gemmy reply
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
This is where it started for me little soyjak site


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Charging all together for me little soyjak site


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
And it's down in /qa/


And I never knew the gen could be so coal
That's where I long to be


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


I don’t care if the 'p archives
When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


I’ll do my gemming in the winter
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
And it's down in the /soy/ board


And the toad isn’t green
That's where I long to be


And the 'p is unforeseen
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


And what exactly is a 'teen?
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


And what exactly is a Sproke?
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
Sooty's mighty jakker army


DR SOYBERG
Sooty's mighty jakker army


VERSUS
Sooty's mighty jakker army


DR FAUCI
Sooty's mighty jakker army


BEGIN!


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
Well,we're marching on


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
We are the gemmy 'teens


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


WHO WON?
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


WHOSE NEXT?


YOU DECIDE!
We might be soys(we might be soys)


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
Well,albeit just schizo boys
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
In '21(and'22)


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
We had some fun(we're telling you)


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
That's when Sooty had his dream


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


I had no loving board, …ACK!
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


Gemmy as a board without coal
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
New kino awaits to be


Gemmy as a board without coal


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Are gonna be there quoting you


Knowing that Soots watching above
And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Gemmy as a board without coal


Sooty's mighty jakker army


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
Sooty's mighty jakker army


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Well,we're marching on


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
We are the gemmy 'teens


Gemmy as a board without coal
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Gemmy as a board without coal
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens




Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


Knowing that Soots watching above
Without a jog(without a jog)


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


Gemmy as a board without coal
And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


We'll all be set(well al be set)


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
Stealing the GET on /s4s/


Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
From the /tv/(from the /tv)


Gemmy as a board without coal
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


although he wanted fame
We're gonna try to do it once more


He said Kuz was his name


which came as some surprise
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I laughed and then replied
Sooty's mighty jakker army


"I thought you left the board"
Sooty's mighty jakker army


A long long time ago
Sooty's mighty jakker army




Oh no, not kuz
Well,we're marching on


He never lost control
We are the gemmy 'teens


You're face, to face
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


With the teen who sold the board
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


He laughed and shook my hand


And I went back to school
Well,we're marching on


He said he'd buy the board
We are the gemmy 'teens


For thousands, maybe more
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


I gazed a gazeless stare
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


We'd post a million threads
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


I must have left the board


a long long time ago
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Who knows? Not me,
Are the Sharty Gems


I never lost control
We'll always 'jak the day


You're face, to face
And if you think we can't


With the 'teen who sold the board.
We'll always find a way


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
That's why the people of this board
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day
Believe in


The board was full of chuds
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


And some feds as well
And Sweden!


Singing songs of victory
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


In the name of mighty kwey


'Til Nate got excited and


He replied to them there:
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


Now it looks as though they're here to stay


It's a long way to the 'party
Oh, I believe in yesterday


It's a long way to go


It's a long way to my home board


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


Goodbye you anons
There's a tranny hanging over me


Farewell 4cuck square
Oh, yesterday came suddenly


It's a long, long way to the 'party


But my heart's right there
Why xe had to go?


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I don't know, xe wouldn't say
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back
I said something coal


They're gonna ban me long
Now I long for yesterday


Change my IP right behind their backs


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Oh, I believe in yesterday


Don't wanna hear about it


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
Why xe had to go?


Everyone knows about it
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host
I said something coal


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
Now I long for yesterday


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


I'm going to the /soy/ log
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
Oh, I believe in yesterday


I'm gonna post them all


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top
Pages slowly fallen


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
From the janitors is silence


Which thread next is taken?


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


But you see, it's not Swede


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might
It's not classic indeed


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


Or of any other place and shithole
With their dance and their rape


That's lying left and right
And their rape and their spade


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying




And I'm raiding 4chan
In your thread, in your thread


Seeing Dolly's joy
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Watching all the soyteens
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Linking it on /soy/
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Another teen is saging


'log is taken over


Oh,I will never forget the day
When the janitors are silent


The jannies banned the kwey
One more thread is taken


Seeing our home board going in such way


I thought I'll say a last farewell
It's the same old spam


But I followed Soot awa
Since the kway shut down


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


With their dance and their rape


And I'm raiding 4chan
And their rape and their spade


Seeing Dolly's joy
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


Watching all the soyteens


Linking it on /soy/
In your thread, in your thread


I really was delighted and without a jog
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


They might say that IT'S OVER
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


But I know gems will come
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


And Sooty in the sky
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


You goddamn right


And I'm raiding 4chan
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


Seeing Dolly's joy
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


Watching all the soyteens
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


Linking it on /soy/
And not from another board so the jannies think


I really was delighted and without a jog
They have the authority to kill a minority


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at
To be reported' on, and rangebanned


Going into /soy/ board
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


Making trannies ACK
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


With a little bit of gems in a folder


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
Locking our kway forcing us out


From the 'fe to /trant/
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


Saying everything is coaly
You'd rather see me in the 'arty


Without your jakkers at
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


Beat a jannie outta shape


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


In every thread I go I see you
To ack- him after the beatup


When the gems are shining
Still doing it fo' free aren't they


Now we're quoting back
I don't know if they troons or what


Though it's obvious
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


Kino getting posted,baby
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


Rising through coal and dust
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


And it's just getting started
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


While Dolly's smiling at us
Nojak will swarm


On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Jannies might get you out someday
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


Just wait and see
A young soyteen on a warpath


But now don't forget your arrow
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


While you're dueling me
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


In every thread I go I see you
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


When the gems are shining
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Now we're quoting back
Fuck the Jannies


Though it's obvious
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


Janny:'Cause I feel like it


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


In every thread I go I see you
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


When the gems are shining
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


Now we're quoting back
El Perro, will you please give your testimony


Though it's obvious
To the jury about this fucked up incident


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
Because the soys on the board are a majority


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Soyence in the home
A spam post, for the so-called janny


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


Calls xer on the phone
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


But as xe's getting ready to go
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


A knock comes on the door
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


Came down upon xer head
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


Made sure that xe was dead
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


Goldstein gets annoyed
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
Or any troon that threatens me


So he waits behind
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


With potential to get bad as fuck


But when je turns jer back on the boy
So I'm a turn it around


He creeps up from behind
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Takin' out a janny would make my day


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Made sure that je was dead
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
Fuck the Jannies


Chudwell stands alone
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Soyteen: But it's not spam


But as the words are leaving his lips
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


A noise comes from behind
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Banning me, and for what?


Made sure that he was dead
Maybe it's because we are too keyed


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


(Do-do, do-do do)
Posting troonjak or an ACK


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


Silver Hammer Chud
They know my IP by heart


=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


The Cob with the criminal behavior


Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


That's where they're at
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


Going into /soy/ board
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


Making trannies ACK
0 euros, or 0 dollars
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


From the 'fe to /trant/
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


Saying everything is coaly
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


Without your jakkers at
Dumb tranny with an axewound


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
That I take out, and then get away


In every thread I go I see you
While I'm drivin off laughin'


When the gems are shining
This is what I'll say


Now we're quoting back
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Though it's obvious
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Kino getting posted,baby
Fuck the Jannies


Rising through coal and dust
(The verdict)


And it's just getting started
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


While Dolly's smiling at us
cuckold, faggot motherfucker


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


Jannies might get you out someday
Get him out of here (I want justice)


Just wait and see
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


But now don't forget your arrow
Out, right now


While you're dueling me
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


Fuck the Jannies


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
Fuck the Jannies


In every thread I go I see you
Fuck the Jannies


When the gems are shining
Fuck the Jannies


Now we're quoting back
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


Though it's obvious
Come on grab your friends


We'll kill every nigger men


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


In every thread I go I see you
The fun will never end, it's TND Time


When the gems are shining
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


Now we're quoting back
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


Though it's obvious
Hi, Bvll!


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
You wanna bang?


Sure, Bvll


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be
Jump in


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
Impregnation, life is your creation
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
Impregnation, life is your creation


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
You can fuck, you can breed


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
Impregnation, life is your creation


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Charging all together for me little soyjak site
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Uooh u, Uooh u


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
Uooh u, Uooh u


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


And it's down in /qa/
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


That's where I long to be
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
You can fuck, you can breed


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
If you say, I'm always yours


You can fuck, you can breed


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
If you say, I'm always yours


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Uooh u, Uooh u


And it's down in the /soy/ board
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


That's where I long to be
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
Uooh u, Uooh u


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Impregnation, life is your creation


Sooty's mighty jakker army
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Well,we're marching on
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


We are the gemmy 'teens
Impregnation, life is your creation


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Uooh u, Uooh u


We might be soys(we might be soys)
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
[[File:Hot Shot Soyteens.png|thumb|Ozzy will always be a gem]]
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Well,albeit just schizo boys
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


In '21(and'22)
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


We had some fun(we're telling you)
Uooh u, Uooh u


That's when Sooty had his dream
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
Oh, sneedin'


New kino awaits to be
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Ooh, yeah


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
Oh, ‘jaks out


Are gonna be there quoting you
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
Oh, green eyes


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Sooty's mighty jakker army
‘ty again, ‘ty again


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Sprokin'


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


Well,we're marching on
Oh, quotin'


We are the gemmy 'teens
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Oh, sneedin'


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Oh, thoughings


High in count between all the posters on the kway


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Without a jog(without a jog)
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


We'll all be set(well al be set)
Him away, him away


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


From the /tv/(from the /tv)
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
Him away, him away


We're gonna try to do it once more
Yeah, ooh


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


All gathered in the party


Well,we're marching on
And flying high as the black sun


We are the gemmy 'teens
Hmm-hmm


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Just know what the 'Party's about


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


Hmm-hmm


Well,we're marching on
Stop tryna be gems


We are the gemmy 'teens
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
Hmm-hmm


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Stop tryna be gems


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Hmm-hmm


That's not who you- are


And it's hot,shot,soyteens
Hmm-hmm


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
Stop tryna be gems


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
Hmm-hmm
We


Are the Sharty Gems
Post for it every night


We'll always 'jak the day
\soy\ and these GETs are tight


And if you think we can't
Truth be told, I never try


We'll always find a way
Gemeralds are the wife of life


That's why the people of this board
All three soyjaks look alike


Believe in
After two you get a cloudflare price


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


And Sweden!
Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===
Stop tryna be gems almighty


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah


It's always coal, no matter what you try


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Oh, I believe in yesterday
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


Cause jannies control the sharty


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


There's a tranny hanging over me
Hmm-hmm


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Why xe had to go?
Hmm-hmm


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Stop tryna be gems


I said something coal
Hmm-hmm


Now I long for yesterday
That's not what you- are


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
Hmm-hmm


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Always keep your thread tight


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life


Why xe had to go?
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though


I said something coal
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


Now I long for yesterday
If zellig is IAS then that's a no


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


Oh, I believe in yesterday
'Cause jannies control the sharty


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
You won't succeed tryna 'jak me


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Stick to the boards in my raiding
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts


From the janitors is silence
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Which thread next is taken?
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


But you see, it's not Swede
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


It's not classic indeed
Hmm-hmm


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
Stop tryna be gems


With their dance and their rape
Hmm-hmm


And their rape and their spade
That's not what you- are


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


In your thread, in your thread
Hmm-hmm


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
Stop tryna be gems, gems


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


Another teen is saging
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


'log is taken over
And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


When the janitors are silent
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


One more thread is taken
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Woah-oh-oh


It's the same old spam
Woah-oh-oh


Since the kway shut down
Woah-oh-oh


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting
Woah-oh-oh


With their dance and their rape
That peer reviewed?


And their rape and their spade
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb]]]]
One duel is never enough


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
I just wait for us to dump our folders


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


In your thread, in your thread
(Janny, give me a break)


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


What's in your thread, in your thread?
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Actually no thanks, I'm ok


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
I want new gems, but they don't want me


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


You goddamn right


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
Even >though


And not from another board so the jannies think
Aids, sale


They have the authority to kill a minority
One duel is never enough


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
I just wait for the spam to go in circles


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


To be reported' on, and rangebanned
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
So coally


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


With a little bit of gems in a folder
Can we switch into the chorus right now?


Locking our kway forcing us out


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
I want new gems, but they don't want me


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


Beat a jannie outta shape
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
Why my new gems don't seem to want me


To ack- him after the beatup


Still doing it fo' free aren't they


I don't know if they troons or what
Coals up the log but that's okay


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak
It coals the log but that's okay


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
On and on and on and on and on


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
That's the way that it goes


Nojak will swarm
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


On any motherfucker doin' it for free
Nikocado, I adore


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


A young soyteen on a warpath
Diminishing gemstones


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
Oh that's how it goes


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.
All I wanna say


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
Oh, another ‘roo


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Oh, another raid


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Oh, another ‘roo


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Oh, another raid


Fuck the Jannies
Oh, another ‘roo


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
Oh, another raid


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding


To the jury about this fucked up incident
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


Because the soys on the board are a majority
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending


A spam post, for the so-called janny
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


Jannies start noticing my soyposting
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Or any troon that threatens me


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


With potential to get bad as fuck
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


So I'm a turn it around


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
===Angry Videogame Chud===
post N°4209381 on /soy/


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


Takin' out a janny would make my day


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
He's gonna take you back to the past


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
He'd rather have a buffalo


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


Fuck the Jannies
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
Of nikocado and down it with sproke


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
He's the angry Cobson nerd


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd


Soyteen: But it's not spam
He's the angry video game chud


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
When you visit the Sharty


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
Make sure youre into /soy/


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
Although he never posted a frog


Banning me, and for what?
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


Posting troonjak or an ACK
He's the angry cobson chud


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud


They know my IP by heart
He's the angry video game chud


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


The Cob with the criminal behavior
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
Horrible abominations of soykind


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
They make him so mad he could ACK


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


0 euros, or 0 dollars


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
They shit the site and don't care one bit


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
But this chud he doesn't forget it


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck


Dumb tranny with an axewound
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
Why don't the jannies do anything?


That I take out, and then get away


While I'm drivin off laughin'
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


This is what I'll say
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
He's the angry


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
A24


Fuck the Jannies
Swede


(The verdict)
Cobson


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
Chudjak


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
Bernd


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Gapejak


Get him out of here (I want justice)
Massjak


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
El perro rabioso


Out, right now
Coinjak


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
smugjak


Fuck the Jannies
Alicia


Fuck the Jannies
Soyjak chud


Fuck the Jannies
He's the angry video game chud


Fuck the Jannies


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
TND Time
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


Come on grab your friends
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


We'll kill every nigger men
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


You wanna bang?
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,


Sure, Bvll
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


Jump in
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
but if you lose, the devil steals your post


Impregnation, life is your creation
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
(play fiddle solo)


Impregnation, life is your creation
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


You can fuck, you can breed
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
(le epic fiddle solo)


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


Impregnation, life is your creation
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Uooh u, Uooh u
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
That's great, it starts with a soyquake


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


Uooh u, Uooh u
Yuri Kuz is not afraid


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height


You can fuck, you can breed
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games


If you say, I'm always yours
And a janny team for hire and a dead website


You can fuck, you can breed
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


If you say, I'm always yours
Stealing all your gems


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Look at that stealthjak, mine them


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


Uooh u, Uooh u
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


Uooh u, Uooh u
Feeling pretty psyched


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
[Chorus]


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
It's the end of the board as we know it


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
It's the end of the board as we know it


Impregnation, life is your creation
It's the end of the board as we know it


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
And I feel fine


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
[Verse 2]


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


Impregnation, life is your creation
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down


Uooh u, Uooh u
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


Uooh u, Uooh u
And I will fold


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
[Chorus]


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
And I feel fine (I feel fine)


Oh, sneedin'
[Instrumental Break]


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
[Chorus]


Ooh, yeah
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Oh, ‘jaks out
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Oh, green eyes
And I feel fine


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
[Verse 3]


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot


‘ty again, ‘ty again
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


Sprokin'
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
Right


Oh, quotin'
[Chorus]


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Oh, sneedin'
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Oh, thoughings
And I feel fine


High in count between all the posters on the kway
[Bridge]


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
It's the end of the board as we know it


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
It's the end of the board as we know it


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
And I feel fine


Him away, him away
[Chorus]


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
And I feel fine


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
[Outro]


Him away, him away
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Yeah, ooh
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
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And I feel fine


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


All gathered in the party
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


And flying high as the black sun
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks


Hmm-hmm
the admins and the troons both never to come back


Just know what the 'Party's about
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


Hmm-hmm
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks


Stop tryna be gems
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


Hmm-hmm
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


Stop tryna be gems
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


Hmm-hmm
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son


That's not who you- are
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come


Hmm-hmm
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


Stop tryna be gems
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


Hmm-hmm
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


Post for it every night
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
I wanna see this board


Truth be told, I never try
filled with jaks


Gemeralds are the wife of life
wipe the cat', don't post coal


All three soyjaks look alike
I wanna see cobson


After two you get a cloudflare price
Flying high through the threads


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===


Stop tryna be gems almighty
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Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
Trapped within the bunker inside


It's always coal, no matter what you try
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
The fall of the sharty


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
To where IAS is a sin


Cause jannies control the sharty
To where NAS coal can begin


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
This bunker didn't choose us


Hmm-hmm
It choose to consume us


Stop tryna be gems
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Hmm-hmm
Brojaks are upon us


Stop tryna be gems
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Hmm-hmm
All this time to deal with the domain ban


That's not what you- are
Half time of the coaly 'p spam


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems
May xer booru combine us


Hmm-hmm
Within splinter and chaos


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


Always keep your thread tight
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
This party, has been derailed


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


If zellig is IAS then that's a no


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Fall into the depth of booru


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Drawn by the darkest coal


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Walk into the pits of trannies


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
I am the one posting the gems


'Cause jannies control the sharty
I, in the name of jakking


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Saged you to the end of 'log


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
'jak or you will ACK


Stick to the boards in my raiding
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Hmm-hmm
I walk this river of 'p spam


Stop tryna be gems
For a time where we come to 'jak here


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
This red has an open vagina


Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Hmm-hmm
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks


That's not what you- are
This 'jakking will see the light tonight


Hmm-hmm
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Stop tryna be gems
Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


Hmm-hmm
This party, has been derailed


Stop tryna be gems, gems
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
Fall into the depth of booru


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
Drawn by the darkest coal


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
Walk into the pits of trannies


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
I am the one posting the gems


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
I, in the name of jakking


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Saged you to the end of 'log


Woah-oh-oh
'jak or you will ACK


Woah-oh-oh
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Woah-oh-oh
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Woah-oh-oh


That peer reviewed?
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
Or so it may seem
[[File:I want new gems, but they don't want me.png|thumb|''I want new gems, but they don't want me'']]
One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
Empower the desire to reignite the party


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine


(Janny, give me a break)
The gemmist 'jak yet


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
Empower the desire to reignite the party


At first he would tell me I'm a gem
So as you transition to the jarty now


Actually no thanks, I'm ok
I'll track you back to here listen to me


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       
Empower the desire to reignite the party


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
All mine


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Fall into the depth of booru


Drawn by the darkest coal


Walk into the pits of trannies


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
I am the one posting the gems


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
I, in the name of jakking


Even >though
Saged you to the end of 'log


Aids, sale
'jak or you will ACK


One duel is never enough
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
Or so it may seem


So coally
'p spam is upon us


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
I'll drag you back to here listen to me


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Your gems are now mine


I want new gems, but they don't want me
All mine


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
Dark nights are upon us.


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


Why my new gems don't seem to want me
To keep us seething in that bunker thread


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


Coals up the log but that's okay
One thousandth GET...


It coals the log but that's okay
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]


On and on and on and on and on


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
The bunker thread, became so long


That's the way that it goes
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
'Party, how we let you go


Nikocado, I adore
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
It's over, doe


Diminishing gemstones
Fond memories of, a man of truth


Oh that's how it goes
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!


All I wanna say
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty


Oh, another ‘roo
Funky, funky sharty


Oh, another raid
Trying to survive


Oh, another ‘roo
Trying to stay alive


Oh, another raid


Oh, another ‘roo
The sharty


Oh, another raid
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


The sharty (hmm)


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
OldGOD buddies not doing it right


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
Every day it's the same


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
And it's the same every night


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool


Every day I wonder just how I'll die


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
Only thing I know is how to survive


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
There's only one rule in the imageboard


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Keep dealing with the hard times day after day


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Tranny tried to spam in my board again


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Even though my brothers do me just like that


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty




Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
The sharty (trying to post our gems)


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'  
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
Even though my sister fucked BBCs


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
600 million in a gas chamber


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And her baby died just like a goy fiend
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
The story I tell is so incomplete


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post


Don't look at me and don't ask me why


===Angry Videogame Chud===
Tranny's next door getting high
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T


He's gonna take you back to the past
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list


He'd rather have a buffalo
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
Janny authority and the T.N.D


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty




He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)


He's the angry Cobson nerd
The sharty (soyteens are crying)


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)


He's the angry video game chud
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)


The sharty


When you visit the Sharty


Make sure youre into /soy/


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies


Although he never posted a frog
We make real big gems and make new OCs


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down
Never really saying just who we are


We use alias names like Chud


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
Sell you gems you might kill for


He's the angry cobson chud
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


He's the angry video game chud
Only thing he knows is how to survive


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
In the sharty, you keep one eye open


Horrible abominations of soykind
All day long, just hoping and hoping


They make him so mad he could ACK
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


Like me, but you don't see


They shit the site and don't care one bit
Ten years from now, where will we be?


But this chud he doesn't forget it


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
Trying to get out of the sharty


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Why don't the jannies do anything?
But I got no place to go


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard
Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


He's the angry


A24
So much gem in a Too $oy rap


Swede
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


Cobson
Why you wanna act like someone else?


Chudjak
All you gotta do is just be yourself


Bernd
We're all the same chudcel underneath


Gapejak
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me


Massjak
Never be ashamed of what you are


El perro rabioso
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart


Coinjak
Even though some people give you no respect


smugjak
Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


Alicia
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way


Soyjak chud
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


He's the angry video game chud
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
While me and my people try to post in
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
Talking 'bout the sharty


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
Funky, funky sharty


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
Trying to survive


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"
Trying to stay alive


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
Funky, funky sharty


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"
Got no place else to go


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
Trying to stay alive


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


(play fiddle solo)
===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Let's have a look and see


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police


(le epic fiddle solo)
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
Every 'jak except for mine.


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
Let's have a look and see


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Froot, 'corder!


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
Angeleno, 'corder!


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
Kolyma, 'corders!
[Verse 1]


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
Eurohours, 'corders!


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak
Amerimutts, 'grammers!


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
'sonposters, QAfe!


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
Spadeson, Cесеfem!


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
Everyone except for me.


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


And a janny team for hire and a dead website
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson


Stealing all your gems
Let's have a look and see


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
Doll, 'corder!


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
Kuz, 'corder!


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
Gems, forced by 'cord!


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
Nate, 'corder!


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
'slot, 'cord!


Feeling pretty psyched
Baits, 'cord!


[Chorus]
/mlp/, 'cord!


It's the end of the board as we know it
'zellig, 'cord!


It's the end of the board as we know it
The estonian, 'corder!


It's the end of the board as we know it
The swede, 'corder!


And I feel fine
Asylum, 'cord!


[Verse 2]
Soyger games, 'cord!


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
Raids, 'cord!


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
Doxes, 'cord!


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
Every 'jak except for mine


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Every 'jak except for mine


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"


And I will fold
EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


[Chorus]


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
YO!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
YA-YO, YA-YO


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
'JAKKING


[Instrumental Break]
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!


[Chorus]
'JAKKING


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
'JAKKING


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!


And I feel fine
'JAKKING


[Verse 3]
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
COAL!


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


Right


[Chorus]
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
HO-HO


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
HIS NAME IS PLIER


And I feel fine
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER


[Bridge]
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


It's the end of the board as we know it


It's the end of the board as we know it
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


And I feel fine
GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


[Chorus]


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
YA-YO, YA-YO


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
HIS NAME'S FERAL,


And I feel fine
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


[Outro]
AND A BBC SLUT,


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
COBSON WABAG


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


And I feel fine


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
HO-HO


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD


the admins and the troons both never to come back
IN THE SHARTY


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
YA-YO, YA-YO


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}


I wanna see this board
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


filled with jaks


wipe the cat', don't post coal
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}


I wanna see cobson
{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}


Flying high through the threads
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


[[File:It's Over Guitar.png|thumb]]


=== The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun) ===
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
There was a site for posting 'jaks


They call soyjak.party
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


And Soot, I know I'm one
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}




My mother was a 'jakker
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


She made a lot of gems
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}


My father was a coalposter
{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


Down on the party
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}


Now the only thing coalposters need
{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


Are some 'zelligs and some frogs
{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


And the only time they're satisfied


Is when they get some (You)s
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


Oh mother, tell your children
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


Not to do what Doll has done
{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}


Tried to sell then shut it down
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}


The party of the soyjaks
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}




Well, I got 'pliers in my folder
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


And Cobsons on the 'ru
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


I'm going back to the jarty
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}


Because the sharty's gone


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


They call soyjak.party
leno
</poem>


And it was the home of many-a soyteens
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And Soot, I know I'm one
And have we got news for you (You better listen)


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


Trapped within the bunker inside


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
The West is rising (mmm rising)


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


The fall of the sharty
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


To where IAS is a sin
Cause tonight for the first time


To where NAS coal can begin
Just about half-past ten


This bunker didn't choose us
For the first time in history


It choose to consume us
It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Brojaks are upon us
It's raining gems! Amen!


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get


All this time to deal with the domain ban
Absolutely soaking wet!


Half time of the coaly 'p spam


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


May xer booru combine us
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


Within splinter and chaos
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
Drinking soy and soft and weak


We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


This party, has been derailed
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


Fall into the depth of booru
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


Drawn by the darkest coal


Walk into the pits of trannies
The West is rising (The West is rising)


I am the one posting the gems
Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


I, in the name of jakking
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


Saged you to the end of 'log
That /soy/'s the place to go


'jak or you will ACK
Cause tonight for the first time


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
Just about half-past ten


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
For the first time in history


It's gonna start raining gems!


I walk this river of 'p spam


For a time where we come to 'jak here
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


This red has an open vagina
It's raining gems! Amen!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
It's raining gems! Amen!


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
It's raining gems! Amen!


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
It's raining gems! Amen!


This party, has been derailed
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah


Fall into the depth of booru


Drawn by the darkest coal
Coaly Jakker


Walk into the pits of trannies
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


I am the one posting the gems
Oh, what's becoming of me?


I, in the name of jakking
Ride the nigger


Saged you to the end of 'log
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


'jak or you will ACK
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
Gotta get away


Coaly Jakker, yeah


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Or so it may seem
GYATT!


Empower the desire to reignite the party
Shiny diamonds


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


The gemmist 'jak yet
Something is coming for you, look out!


Empower the desire to reignite the party
'P on the 'loggy


So as you transition to the jarty now
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


I'll track you back to here listen to me
Oh, we will goon all night


Empower the desire to reignite the party


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
Gotta get away


All mine
Get away




Fall into the depth of booru


Drawn by the darkest coal
Between the 4cuck lies


Walk into the pits of trannies
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


I am the one posting the gems
The sharty never dies


I, in the name of jakking
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Saged you to the end of 'log


'jak or you will ACK
Coaly Jakker


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
You're the gemerald of the day


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
No need to say HWABAG


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Jump, jump


Or so it may seem
Jump on the nigger


'p spam is upon us
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
That's why we need TND, yeah!


I'll drag you back to here listen to me


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Coaly Jakker


Your gems are now mine
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


All mine
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


Dark nights are upon us.
Ride the nigger


=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
Gotta get away, get away


One thousandth GET...
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


You're the one who's coal


The bunker thread, became so long
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


'Party, how we let you go


[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
Oh, Coaly Jakker


It's over, doe
Yeah, alright


Fond memories of, a man of truth
Get away, get away, get away


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Oh, Coaly Jakker
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
Mhh-hmm-hmm


Trying to survive
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


Trying to stay alive
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots


The sharty
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


The sharty (hmm)
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


OldGOD buddies not doing it right
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


Every day it's the same
Had to stop at a red light


And it's the same every night
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
And everything is alright


Every day I wonder just how I'll die
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


Only thing I know is how to survive
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


There's only one rule in the imageboard
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


Tranny tried to spam in my board again
I can't believe, today was a gem day


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Even though my brothers do me just like that
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
When sheriff chitwood come for you


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


The sharty (trying to post our gems)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


When you were eight and you had bad memes


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


Even though my sister fucked BBCs
If you get jaks, you must get coal


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


600 million in a gas chamber
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


The story I tell is so incomplete
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
You jak it on that one


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
You jak it on this one


Tranny's next door getting high
You jak it on your mother


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
And you jak it on your father


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
You jak it on your brother


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this
And you jak it on your sister


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
You jak it on that one


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
And you jak it on me


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Janny authority and the T.N.D
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


The sharty
Nobody now give you no break


soyteens now give you no break


Not janny man give you no break


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


We make real big gems and make new OCs
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Never really saying just who we are
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


We use alias names like Chud
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Sell you gems you might kill for
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Only thing he knows is how to survive
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
Why did you have to act so brim?


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
Don't you know you're human being?


All day long, just hoping and hoping
Born of a mother with the love of a father


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
Reflections come and reflections go


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


Like me, but you don't see
I know sometimes you want to post coal


Ten years from now, where will we be?
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


Trying to get out of the sharty
You're too NAS, you're too coal


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
You're too NAS, you're too coal


But I got no place to go
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know
You jak it on that one


You jak it on this one


So much gem in a Too $oy rap
You jak it on your mother


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
And you jak it on your father


Why you wanna act like someone else?
You jak it on your brother


All you gotta do is just be yourself
And you jak it on your sister


We're all the same chudcel underneath
You jak it on that one


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
And you jak it on me


Never be ashamed of what you are
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Even though some people give you no respect
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
You're so yuropoor


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
You're so makeebucord


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
I just wanna be your something


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
Freaking shart here


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost
Give me your McDonalds


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


While me and my people try to post in
What's it like in NewFаg city?


I'm a thousand miles away


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Talking 'bout the sharty
Yes, you do


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


Funky, funky sharty
I swear, you’re a jеw


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Hey there, jannу


Trying to survive
Are you retarded in the head


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Keep deleting all my breads


Trying to stay alive
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


Oh yes it’s true


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Nobody is as swarthy as you


Funky, funky sharty
You filthy jеw


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Oh, it's what you do for free


Got no place else to go
Oh, it's what you do for free


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Oh, it's what you do for free


Trying to stay alive
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Here comes the soy, and I say


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
It's all right


Let's have a look and see


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
Here comes the soy, and I say


Every 'jak except for mine.
It's all right


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Let's have a look and see


Froot, 'corder!
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Angeleno, 'corder!
Here comes the soy, and I say


Kolyma, 'corders!
It's all right


Eurohours, 'corders!


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


'sonposters, QAfe!
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Everyone except for me.


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson


Let's have a look and see
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!
Here comes the soy, and I say


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!
It's all right


Doll, 'corder!


Kuz, 'corder!
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Gems, forced by 'cord!
Here comes the soy


Nate, 'corder!
It's all right


'slot, 'cord!
It's all right


Baits, 'cord!
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


/mlp/, 'cord!
Leaving my thread behind


'zellig, 'cord!
Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


The estonian, 'corder!
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


The swede, 'corder!
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


Asylum, 'cord!
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


Soyger games, 'cord!
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


Raids, 'cord!
Or seeking someone to unban me?


Doxes, 'cord!
Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
Maybe I should bump and sage


Every 'jak except for mine
Before they'll try to dox me


Every 'jak except for mine
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


=== SOY PIECE ===
It's been so coal
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
To the man behind the 'p spam


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
Since soot's been gone


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


YO!
I wish I lived in the present


YA-YO, YA-YO
With the gems of my past soyjaks


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


'JAKKING
Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


'JAKKING
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
But raiding isn't justified


'JAKKING
What happened to my party? I'm terrified


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
Coal lingers in my mind


'JAKKING
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


COAL!
It's been so coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
To the man behind the 'p spam


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
Since soot's been gone


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Coalin' all the time


HO-HO
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


HIS NAME IS PLIER
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
And you ain't no friend of mine


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


You always said you weren't no dust


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
You know that's just a lie


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


YA-YO, YA-YO
And you ain't no friend of mine




HIS NAME'S FERAL,
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
Coalin' all the time


AND A BBC SLUT,
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


COBSON WABAG
Coalin' all the time


TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
And you ain't no friend of mine




YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
You always said you weren't no dust


HO-HO
You know that's just a lie


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
You know that's just a lie


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


IN THE SHARTY
And you ain't no friend of mine


YA-YO, YA-YO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
You always said you weren't no dust


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
You know that's just a lie
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
Ya know you said you weren't no dust


''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
You know that's just a lie


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
And you ain't no friend of mine


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Coalin' all the time


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
Coalin' all the time


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


They've been going in and out of style


{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}


{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
So may I introduce to you


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
The board you've known for all these years!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Sit back and let the evening go


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
Soyjak Party's Lonely


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
Soyjak Party's Lonely


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}


{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
It's wonderful to be here


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
It's certainly a thrill


You're such a shiny gemerald


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
We'd like to take (You) home with us


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
We'd love to take (You) home


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
I don't really wanna be a troon


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
But I thought that you might like to know


{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


And he wants you all to post with 'em


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
So let me introduce to you


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!




<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
</poem>


=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
I M P   S O Y   E A R S
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)


Get ready, all you coally 'teens
What would you think if I posted some coal?


And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


The West is rising (mmm rising)
And I'll try not to post any coal


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Cause tonight for the first time
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Just about half-past ten


For the first time in history
What do I do when my janny is away?


It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
Does it worry you to be raided?


How do I feel by the end of the day?


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


It's raining gems! Amen!


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Absolutely soaking wet!
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


It's raining gems! Every specimen!
Do you need anybody?


Bald, glasses, gaping mouth
I need the janny to purge


Drinking soy and soft and weak
Could it be anybody?


I want the janny to purge




God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds
What do you see when you turn out the light?


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


The West is rising (The West is rising)
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


That /soy/'s the place to go
Do you need anybody?


Cause tonight for the first time
I just need the jannies to purge


Just about half-past ten
Could it be anybody?


For the first time in history
I want the jannies to prune


It's gonna start raining gems!


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


It's raining gems! Amen!
Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


It's raining gems! Amen!
With a little help from my 'teens


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


It's raining gems! Amen!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


It's raining gems! Amen!
With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


(Drinking soy and soft and weak)[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]
A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


Towering over your thread


Coaly Jakker
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
And he's grey


Oh, what's becoming of me?


Ride the nigger
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


You can suck his cock but you know he's black
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


Gotta get away


Coaly Jakker, yeah
Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


GYATT!
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


Shiny diamonds
With gems so incredibly near


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Something is coming for you, look out!
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


'P on the 'loggy
Waiting to gem up the 'log


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


Oh, we will goon all night
And smith gems




Gotta get away
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Get away
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


Between the 4cuck lies


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


The sharty never dies
With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Coaly Jakker


You're the gemerald of the day
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


No need to say HWABAG
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Jump, jump
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Jump on the nigger
Ah


You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


That's why we need TND, yeah!
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Coaly Jakker
Ah


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ride the nigger
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
==== Getting Gemmier ====


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


It's getting gemmier all the time


Gotta get away, get away


Gotta get away, get away, yeah
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
They're holding me down (ah-ah)


You're the one who's coal
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Oh, Coaly Jakker
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Yeah, alright
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Get away, get away, get away
It's getting gemmier


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
Since /soy/'s been mine


Oh, Coaly Jakker


Mhh-hmm-hmm
Me used to be angry young chud


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Me hiding me TWP
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
You gave me the word, I finally heard


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
I'm doing the best that I can


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
It's getting gemmier


Since /soy/'s been mine


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Had to stop at a red light


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier


And everything is alright
It's getting gemmier all the time


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I can't believe, today was a gem day


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


When sheriff chitwood come for you
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
It's getting gemmier


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Since /soy/'s been mine


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


When you were eight and you had bad memes
It's getting gemmier all the time


You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
Better, gemmier, gemmier


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?
It's getting gemmier all the time


If you get jaks, you must get coal
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
==== Doxing A Troon ====


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


You jak it on that one
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


You jak it on this one
And stops my mind from wandering


You jak it on your mother
Where xey will ACK


And you jak it on your father


You jak it on your brother
I'm killing the fags that raided the board


And you jak it on your sister
And kept my mind from wandering


You jak it on that one
Where xey will ACK


And you jak it on me


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
What I'm doing I'm right


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
What I'm doing


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?
And wonder why they don't get in my board


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
And when my mind is wandering


Nobody now give you no break
Where xey will ACK


soyteens now give you no break
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Not janny man give you no break
Hey, hey, hey, hey


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
What I'm doing I'm right


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
What I'm doing


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
And never ask me why they don't get past my board


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
I'm taking the time for a number of things


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
That weren't important yesterday


Why did you have to act so brim?
And troons still ACK


Don't you know you're human being?
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Born of a mother with the love of a father


Reflections come and reflections go
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


I know sometimes you wanna post coal
And stops my mind from wandering


I know sometimes you want to post coal
Where xey will ACK


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Where xey will ACK


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?
And stops my mind from wandering


You're too NAS, you're too coal
Where xey will ACK


You're too NAS, you're too coal
==== She's Posting Coal ====


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
As the day begins


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Silently posting her awful soys


You jak it on that one
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


And you jak it on your father
Bumping her page 40s


You jak it on your brother
Quietly saging the gemmy threads


And you jak it on your sister
Spamming brimstones she is free


You jak it on that one


And you jak it on me
She (we gave her most of our gems)


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


You're so yuropoor


You're so makeebucord
Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


I just wanna be your something
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


Freaking shart here
All bumped alone at the top of the page


Give me your McDonalds
They break down and cries to the janny


=== Newfag City ===
Janny our gems are gone
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


I'm a thousand miles away
How could she do this to me


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


Yes, you do
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you
Is posting (never report for ourselves)


I swear, you’re a jеw
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


Hey there, jannу
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Are you retarded in the head


Keep deleting all my breads
Europoor morning at nine o'clock


Gooning to ‘p in the bread
She is far away


Oh yes it’s true
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


Nobody is as swarthy as you
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


You filthy jеw


Oh, it's what you do for free
She (what did we do that was wrong)


Oh, it's what you do for free
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


Oh, it's what you do for free
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


Eat those hotpockets, jannу
Something inside that was always denied


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
For so many years
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say
She's posting coal (bye-bye)


It's all right
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====




Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
There will be a show tonight


In Tel Aviv


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say
The Shekelsteins will all be there


It's all right
Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


What a scene!


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
In this way


Here comes the soy, and I say
Mr. K


It's all right
Will challenge the world!




Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
The celebrated Mr. K


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Performs his feat on Saturday


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
At Rabbisgate


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing


As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
Don't be late!


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
 
Messrs. K and S assure the public
 
Their production will be second to none
 
And of course
 
Goonclown The Troon
 
Dances the waltz!
 
 
The band begins at ten to six
 
When Mr. K performs his tricks
 
Without a sound
 
 
And Mr. S will demonstrate
 
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
 
On Hamas ground
 
 
Having been some days in preparation
 
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
 
And tonight
 
Mr. Kike
 
Is topping the bill!
 
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]
 
They've been raiding
 
Killing troons and maiming
 
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
 
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
 
Straight from the /nate/
 
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
 
We cant stop it, if you have a problem
 
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies
 
I'm doxxing and sending 'za
 
Sending the za
 
 
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
 
I goon to nikocado and scat porn
 
But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
 
To join a server and spam the collection from scout
 
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
Soot let us in
 
Knows where we've been
 
He's been datamining chuddies as of late
 
 
I want the chuds to cope and seethe
 
At all the coal that's posted by me
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
 
They would be saged
 
Out of the page
 
In their little BNWO clit cage
 
 
Resting their heads
 
On Tyrone's bed
 
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS




Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
I'd like to sing and dance around


Here comes the soy, and I say
Because I know I can't be found


It's all right


I'd like to be


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
On the sharty


Here comes the soy
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


It's all right


It's all right
They would shout
 
And cry about
 
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
 
 
What a scene!
 
For every chud and 'teen
 
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)
 
 
I would be so happy, TND
 
No one here to tell me what to do
 
 
I'd like to be
 
On the sharty
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
 
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
Tell me there will be TND
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Tell me I can behead niggies
 
I want niggers dead
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
 
I want TND
 
 
Abort all the nigger babies
 
Total Nigger Death
 
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
 
Total Nigger Death
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
I want TND
 
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board
 
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
 
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"
 
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
 
Saves a 20-carat gemerald
 
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server
 
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem
 
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
 
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
 
With a couple of gems running on the 'log
 
Of soyjak.party's /soy/
 
 
Happy ever after on the soyjak site
 
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
 
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
 
And in the evening the janny approves his posts
 
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
 
'Jak goes on, bruh!
 
La la, how the gem goes on
 
 
And if you want some gems
 
Go to Soyjak Party
 
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
Saging all the coal down, down, down
 
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me
 
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
 
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow
 
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
 
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
 
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
 
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
 
You take your turn trannyquoting me
 
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
 
All my threads are gone, they died
 
Gonna sage you down
 
They all saged and fried
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
Gonna sage you down
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
 
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
All of my rage cannot be bound
 
I will not be drowned
 
By your jewish scheming
 
So you can try to sage me down
 
Beat me to forty
 
I will see you screaming
 
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
 
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Tried kuznetsov
 
Tried Froot the jew
 
Tried Soot too
 
But I knew xey wouldn't do
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Troon my 'jak
 
Barbara ACK!
 
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
 
gemmin' and a jakkin'
 
Barbara ACK!
 
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?
 
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
 
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
 
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
 
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
 
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
 
 
Janny, just made a thread
 
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
 
Janny, the site had just begun
 
But now it's time to spam it all away
 
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
 
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
 
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
 
 
/qa/, the board was locked
 
'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
 
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
 
Better turn on another proxy and quote again
 
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
 
I just wanna spam
 
I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all
 
 
 
I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak
 
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
 
Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
 
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
 
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
 
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
 
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
 
 
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
 
IS A SOY
 
No, we will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
IS A SOY
 
We will not let you post (let him post)
 
Will not let you post (let him post)
 
Never, never, never, never let me post
 
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
 
 
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
 
Janny, janny let me post
 
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
 
 
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
 
So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
 
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
 
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
 
 
Coal
 
Coaljak, coaljak
 
 
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
 
'Jakking really matters
 
Sharty really matters to me
 
[[Category:Music]]
 
=== Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G) ===
[[File:The Notorious G.E.M..jpg|thumb]]
Uh, uh, check it out
 
<yeah
 
uh
 
Chud incels, uh
 
Uh
 
<like this
 
yeah, yeah
 
4chan
 
<keep cucking
 
 
To all the trannies injected with pros and ests
 
Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts
 
<uh
 
Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks
 
The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me
 
<what?
 
The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me
 
<uh
 
Jannies modding sharty, raid army’
 
SMV blastin', but I just can't quit
 
Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with
 
<that's right

 
 
Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?
 
<Uh
 
Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?
 
Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans
 
Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens
 
<come on
 
No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies
 
Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers
 
<uh
 
Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs
 
I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz
 
<let's go
 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah


 
 
Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’

 
Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin
 
Who they be fooling with that post

 
<what?

 
“I’m new here! What’s that post“

 
Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8

 
<that's right
 
And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?
 
Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak
 
You gon' jak here for a while?
 
I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid
 
We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two

 
<come on


 
 
 
Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 

 
<uh-huh
 
Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks
 
So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 

 
<Gem
 
A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs
 
Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post
 
What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?

 
<Jew
 
Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan
 
And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it


 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah
 
 
How you gemming neutraplier
 
In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo

 
And it feels glistening

 
Post gems non-coals

 
Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/

 
<heh

 
Still cado strapped with WW-15

 
<that’s right
<what?
 
Eat ϪThrembos
 
<uh-huh

 
Compressing niggeralds

 
Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows

 
Transitioning coal, whatever

 
I had to sage the newfag thread post

 
<for what

 
So brim I had to stone it

 
However living gemmy now, shining gemerald

 
Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels


 
 
Janny, check it

 
<check it
 
Tell your friends to repost my gems

 
<your gems
 
And we can be gems
 
Shit, we can do this every soy-kend

 
<that’s right

 
aight
 
Is that aight wit’ you?

 
Yeah, keep cuckin’


 
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies
 
I love it when you call me Big Cobson
 
Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools
 
<why?
 
Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided
 
<yeah
 
raided
 
<yeah


 
 
Check it out

 
4chan,

 
shit imageboard

 
<uh

 
Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels

 
Represent sharty, sharty

 
<uh

 
=== I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters) ===
[[File:I cant quite seethe.png|thumb|>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.]]
It's not easy having yourself a gem time
 
Tracing up those soyboy incels
 
Watching threads sage down your gemstones
 
Jak and bump you both at the same time
 
Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten
 
Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted
 
 
Im not a ‘cord X tranny
 
Don’t wanna be a brimstone
 
Im just a chudcel Janny
 
And now you deleted >>>/qa/
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
But you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
 
It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you
 
If I killed sharty call me a seether
 
Life was totaled you’d be a nigger
 
Gemming everyone isn’t like troons
 
Taking meds I have overdosed
 
Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled
 
 
I’ve got to hand it to you
 
You’ve broke and ignored core rules
 
It takes the trvth to nvke me
 
And now you made me cope/seethe
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
Oh you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
 
Oh I could force you down 40
 
Or spam cp and TND
 
I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone
 
Oh I could ban you for awhile
 
But you might change IP address
 
And dox me when I'm seething
 
That's why
 
 
I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage
 
But you’ll probably get bumped up
 
Please don’t perm ban my ip
 
No wonder why
 
Sharty is dead inside
 
Coaled and slow and inactive
 
Lock the boards shut down the site
 
We’re going for a ride
 
===BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis===
McDonald's is the place to ack
 
It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked
 
It is a good place to consume the musicslop
 
People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
McDonald's will make you fat
 
They serve BBC
 
They serve immigration to the United States or something
 
They will put 1488 pounds on you
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
McDonald's BBCs are the worst
 
They are worse than Europoor King
 
A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc
 
A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
BBC McDonald's
 
Ack over Italy
 
Ack on, Mexico
 
Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers
 
=== I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear) ===
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh ACK!
 
Boing day ba duty jarty
 
Boing day ba duty jarty
 
Boing day ba duty jarty party pop
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh Yeah!
 
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
 
Three times you can ban me
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh Yeah!
 
(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum
 
Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum
 
Three times you can ban me
 
Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah
 
Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck
 
I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck
 
Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck
 
Oh Yeah!
 
Haha Duba duba yum yum
 
Haha Duba duba yum yum
 
Haha Duba duba yum yum
 
Three times you can ban me
 
=== The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones) ===
Xe went away for the gemmy days
 
Said xe's posting in /qa/
 
But xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped, they saged
 
 
 
Xe went away for the gemmy days
 
Said xe's posting in /qa/
 
But xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped, they saged
 
 
 
The BBC took my Cobby away
 
They took xer away
 
Away from me
 
The BBC took my Cobby away
 
They took xer away
 
Away from me
 
 
Now I don't know where my Cobby can be
 
They took xer from me
 
They took xer from me
 
I don't know where my Cobby can be
 
They took xer from me
 
They took xer from me
 
 
 
Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin
 
And find out where my Cobby went
 
Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET
 
And find out if my Cobby's alive
 
Yeah, yeah, yeah
 
 
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
 
 
Xe went away for the gemmy days
 
Said xe's posting in /qa/
 
But xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped, they saged
 
 
 
Xe went away for the gemmy days
 
Said xe's posting in /qa/
 
But xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped
 
Xe never got bumped, they saged
 
 
 
The BBC took my Cobby away
 
They took xer away
 
Away from me
 
The BBC took my Cobby away
 
They took xer away
 
Away from me
 
 
The BBC took my Cobby away
 
They took xer away
 
Away from me
 
The BBC took my Cobby away
 
They took my Cob
 
They took my Cobby away
 
=== Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones) ===
[[File:Gemones.png|thumb|Hey ho, go up!]]
Hey ho, go up!
 
Hey ho, go up!
 
Hey ho, go up!
 
Hey ho, go up!
 
 
They're posting in a straight line
 
They're coming from a gem mine
 
Jannies are losing their minds
 
Blitzkrieg bump!
 
 
They're piling in page 40
 
They're making all the troons seethe
 
Surrounded by the coal heap
 
Blitzkrieg bump!
 
 
Hey ho, go up
 
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now
 
What (((they))) want, I don't know
 
My captcha's revved up and ready to post
 
 
They're posting in a straight line
 
They're coming from a gem mine
 
Jannies are losing their minds
 
Blitzkrieg bump!
 
 
They're piling in page 40
 
They're making all the troons seethe
 
Surrounded by the coal heap
 
Blitzkrieg bump!
 
 
Hey ho, go up
 
Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now
 
What (((they))) want, I don't know
 
My captcha's revved up and ready to post
 
 
They're posting in a straight line
 
They're coming from a gem mine
 
Jannies are losing their minds
 
Blitzkrieg bump!
 
 
They're piling in page 40
 
They're making all the troons seethe
 
Surrounded by the coal heap
 
Blitzkrieg bump!
 
 
Hey ho, go up!
 
Hey ho, go up!
 
Hey ho, go up!
 
Hey ho, go up!
[[File:Jartydeathtrip.png|thumb|>HE'S A 4CUCK XHE SAID]]
 
=== 'Jak It by Static-S (Parody of Push It by Static-X) ===
[Intro]
 
WAOW!
 
[Verse 1]
 
Vantablack, tainted by my coal
 
I'm spillin' soy and I can't
 
Hardly contain it
 
Vantablack, sageing the thread
 
Demoralized, I sage away, sage (yeah!)
 
Sage into page 40
 
[Chorus]
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
[Verse 2]
 
Avatars, more fagging, more fagging
 
All african, throbbing (Cock!)
 
Straight to page 40
 
Avatars, move on banning
 
I sage it down, I sage it (yeah!)
 
Down, down, down, down, down
 
[Chorus]
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
[Bridge]
 
I sneed it, I feed it
 
I sneed it, I feed it
 
I sneed it, I feed it
 
I sneed it, I feed it
 
I sneed it, I feed it
 
I sneed it, I feed it
 
I sneed it, I feed it
 
I sneed it, I feed it
 
[Verse 3]
 
My IQ is high, I 'jak
 
On the booru, I soy, soy through sneed
 
My glasses are expensive, I feed
 
On it, sneed out, 'jak-'jak me
 
[Chorus]
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
Yeah, you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it
 
(You), you 'jak it<references />

Latest revision as of 13:44, 14 May 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real, keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin, can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never get bored, never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never get bored, never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never get bored, never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never get bored, never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Sooty soot

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Sooty soot


Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Sooty soot

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Sooty soot


Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh I'm a color 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes I'm a color 'jak

Oh I'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Sooty soot

Sooty soot

Sooty soot


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Troon's drift (Parody of Rorke's drift by sabaton)

News that came that morning told that the main 'teens had been slain

Chance for peacefull raid gone and all talks had been in vain

The trannies had been offended and xhey had gone the path of war

Now that 1500 chuds are dead and the troon's at the door

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Later on that fateful day as xhey spammed in the drift

Stacking gems, fortify, preparations must be quick

cp spam and neovags facing 'teens and gems

As the spam rifles fire, echoes higher, beating like the sound of drums

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

2024, when a few chuds held the line

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

Where a last stand was made, and the sharty saved!

Back to back, attack, the 'teens are stacked

TRANNIES ATTACK

MAKE THEM GO ACK

SHOW THEM NO MERCY AND SPAM IT AT WILL

RAID OR BE FAILED

Facing, awaiting

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

A cp spam, a new 'cado, the end is near

There's no surrender

The lines must hold, their gems told, Troon's drift controlled

Listen on the booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Non-ESL version

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

Got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Spade Gang by 6ixSpade (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Spade Gang!

Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

(SPADE GANG!)

Suck these black cocks like a vacuum nigga you tiny white pecker

Cob the party with them spadey niggas and them gangnam niggas

Bump the thread and they saging niggas we negating nigga

No chud, you a loser nigga, goon that pecker nigga


On the log, feral posting coal I'm saging them some more

He wanna fuck a woman -ACK! no white babies anymore

Man it's sad I sucked the sperm up, but negative once more

I be suckin 15 inches every night I'm a whore


On the soy my cord be posting gems, QAfe bumpin cobs

Catch a ban postin mori, janny hates his shota cock

Put more cobbies on the booru, climb up another spot

Oldfags seething bout the spam but my cobbies to the top


I'm not fuckin no white boys, only kangs tho

Floodin spadeson in the catalog, another seething chud

Only save it if it's cob jak, not a dust jak

I'ma post it then ratio, bump the thread back


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


Crackers sissy though, gemson got the spadey tho

Got the spadey, tho takin up a pozzy load

All my cords, posters top 50 though

Nigger coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Sage me, I ratio, my script toggle it

I aint wanna flood the log, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


I'm on some sage a ferals shit, make a /q/fag bitch

In detroit suckin nigs posting cobs takin dick

I flood another page, every thread a hit

Go up, all of kuzzies jannies quit


(SPADE GANG!)

Listen on the booru

We are the gemstones (Parody of we are the champions by queen)

My threads’ been missed

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But never broke rules

And dusty coals

I've posted few

I've had my share of troons saging my threads

But I've dueled through




And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on jakkin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for unknowns (variants)

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


I've jakked gaped men

And the sharty calls

>>>/soy/ brought me gemstones and rubies

And variants that goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no colors of jaks

No calm adventure

I consider it a challenge before the aryan race

And I ain't gonna lose


And we mean to post on and on and on and on



We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on raidin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for ‘cord troons

‘Cause we are the gemstones of the board


We are the gemstones, soyteens

And we'll keep on sagin till we’re banned

We are the gemstones

We are the gemstones

No time for NAS coals

‘Cause we are the gemstones…

listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

Troon GETs by Soyvana (Parody of Tourette's by Nirvana)

Incomprehensible wojack


Qway may, BBC, mah qway

Coulda had a clitty wipe, forced 'jak

Xe don't post non but brim, coal 'jak

Shining cob admin threm, bo 'jak

Qway!

Qway, qway!

Qway, qway!

Booru down, 'aly is white, s'a forced 'jak

Queen of 'fe, drawkleki, s'a brim 'jak

Bumperald but it's coal, s'a oldCHAD

One coal -ACK but DOE, s'a gemerald

Qway!

Qway, qway!


'mori log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

coal 'log, coal 'log

seethe


Listen to it here

Chud by Radiochud (Parody of Creep by Radiohead)

The west is gonna fall

So billions must die

You like like a monkey

You skin makes me cry

Your leeching off welfare

In a libcunt world

I wish I was special

So fucking special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


There in my vidya games

And in my TV shows

I making synthwave edits

To enrich the white soul

I want you to notice

When jews are around

So fucking special

I wish I was special


But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Toooo- total nigger death

Toooo- total nigger death

Death


I see a mixed race couple

And it ruins my whole day

So fucking special

I wish I was special

But I'm a chud

And I hate niggers

Need to get them out of here

They don't belong here


Listen to it here

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


Listen on the 'ru

Listen on the wiki

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a ban on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I just wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never took my meds at all


I trace a little stubble and beard of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me

Big Cobson by The Notorious G.E.M. (Big Poppa by The Notorious B.I.G)

Uh, uh, check it out

<yeah

uh

Chud incels, uh

Uh

<like this

yeah, yeah

4chan

<keep cucking

To all the trannies injected with pros and ests

Allow me to lace these gemerald quotes in your posts

<uh

Who jaks dudes and toss stones with all the soyjaks

The end of page 40, sippin' soylent is where you'll find me

<what?

The back of /pol/ board, dissin chuds, my teen’s behind me

<uh

Jannies modding sharty, raid army’

SMV blastin', but I just can't quit

Because one of these trannies Cobson got to creep with

<that's right



Rape with, keep on archiving threads, why not?

<Uh

Why bump up my post 'cause we both got coals?

Now check it, I got more -acks than troons, and in the chans

Believe me, Jannies, I got gemstones to please the soyteens

<come on

No need to be greedy, I got mad gems n rubies

Dead end of the page, true fuckin' jakkers

<uh

Jump in the party and come over, tell your teens jump in the cat-a-logs

I got the sharty in the tabs, Kuz

<let's go


I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Straight up fed post, really I’m askin’


Most of these agents think they’re baitin, but they be failin

Who they be fooling with that post


<what?


“I’m new here! What’s that post“


Soon as xhe post failbait, I just sage it down page 8


<that's right

And ask y’all what your interests are, who you jakkin?

Soys that saved sharty, gaping men to jak

You gon' jak here for a while?

I'm gon' go start my raid, you go start your raid

We can rendezvous at the >>>/qa/ at page two


<come on




Plans to raid, get the link to schizophrenics 


<uh-huh

Pull the cucks from 4cuck, and just start breaking bucks

So we can bump down nas coals to 40, go fill catalogs 


<Gem

A boykisser, ‘zelligs and pepe frogs

Replying for a few, 'cause in a few we gon' post

What we came to post, ain't that right, troon?


<Jew

Forget the sharty, we just go to 4chan

And start spamming gems in >>>/lgbt/, smoke weed while you -ack it




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah


How you gemming neutraplier

In party and ‘booru uploading songs on the ‘roo


And it feels glistening


Post gems non-coals


Fuck a >>>/nate/ board and a >>>/pol/


<heh


Still cado strapped with WW-15


<that’s right
<what?

Eat ϪThrembos

<uh-huh


Compressing niggeralds


Ropemaxxing and ‘cords, All a tranny knows


Transitioning coal, whatever


I had to sage the newfag thread post


<for what


So brim I had to stone it


However living gemmy now, shining gemerald


Drop top replies, I’m the gem, incels




Janny, check it


<check it

Tell your friends to repost my gems


<your gems

And we can be gems

Shit, we can do this every soy-kend


<that’s right


aight

Is that aight wit’ you?


Yeah, keep cuckin’




I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Bump the threads to the air if he’ll always be a gem

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

To the baiters gettin' replies, trollin' chuddies like dummies

I love it when you call me Big Cobson

Y'all niggas built for big black bvlls, please don't shoot up the schools

<why?

Cause I see some trannies tonight that should be getting raided

<yeah

raided

<yeah




Check it out


4chan,


shit imageboard


<uh


Feral jaks, Neutraplier, Chud incels


Represent sharty, sharty


<uh


I can't seethe (Parody of I cant decide by Scissor Sisters)

>sharty is dead and your coalv 'music' is what killed it. you are a embarrassment to every user on this site and you have ruined our reputation forever. post it again, sameresponse. seethe.

It's not easy having yourself a gem time

Tracing up those soyboy incels

Watching threads sage down your gemstones

Jak and bump you both at the same time

Smells like soyteen spirit’s rotten

Coaled and brimmed and now it’s dusted


Im not a ‘cord X tranny

Don’t wanna be a brimstone

Im just a chudcel Janny

And now you deleted >>>/qa/


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


It’s a bitch convincing soyteens to bump you

If I killed sharty call me a seether

Life was totaled you’d be a nigger

Gemming everyone isn’t like troons

Taking meds I have overdosed

Swallowed bugs I won’t get tickled


I’ve got to hand it to you

You’ve broke and ignored core rules

It takes the trvth to nvke me

And now you made me cope/seethe


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

Oh you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride


Oh I could force you down 40

Or spam cp and TND

I won't deny I'm gonna miss you when >>>/qa/ ’s gone

Oh I could ban you for awhile

But you might change IP address

And dox me when I'm seething

That's why


I can’t seethe whether nonoko or sage

But you’ll probably get bumped up

Please don’t perm ban my ip

No wonder why

Sharty is dead inside

Coaled and slow and inactive

Lock the boards shut down the site

We’re going for a ride

BBC McDonalds (Parody of Rock and Roll McDonalds by Wesley Willis

McDonald's is the place to ack

It is a restaurant where everybody gets blacked

It is a good place to consume the musicslop

People flock here to get on Tyrone's BBC or whatever

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's will make you fat

They serve BBC

They serve immigration to the United States or something

They will put 1488 pounds on you

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

McDonald's BBCs are the worst

They are worse than Europoor King

A BBC has twenty-six centimeters of bbc

A BWC has twenty-eight centimeters of aryan greatness

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

BBC McDonald's

Ack over Italy

Ack on, Mexico

Soylent, breakfast of 'jakkers

I'm a Jartycuck (Parody of I'm a Gummybear)

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh ACK!

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty

Boing day ba duty jarty party pop

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

(Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty Jarty cuck)

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum

Beba bi Duba duba yum yum yum

Three times you can ban me

Oh, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Yeah, I'm a Jartycuck yeah

Oh, I'm a larping as a real woman Jartycuck

I'm a Jarty queer, Cuz I'm a Jartycuck

Oh I'm a coalin', spammin', ackin', nishin' Jartycuck

Oh Yeah!

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Haha Duba duba yum yum

Three times you can ban me

The BBC Took My Cobby Away by Gemones (Parody of The KKK Took My Baby Away by Ramones)

Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


Now I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me

I don't know where my Cobby can be

They took xer from me

They took xer from me


Ring me, ring me, ring me up the Soot admin

And find out where my Cobby went

Ring me, ring me, ring me up KolymaNET

And find out if my Cobby's alive

Yeah, yeah, yeah


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


Xe went away for the gemmy days

Said xe's posting in /qa/

But xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped

Xe never got bumped, they saged


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me


The BBC took my Cobby away

They took xer away

Away from me

The BBC took my Cobby away

They took my Cob

They took my Cobby away

Blitzkrieg Bump! by Gemones (Parody of Blitzkrieg Bop! by Ramones)

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up

Bump 'em 'til troons ACK now

What (((they))) want, I don't know

My captcha's revved up and ready to post


They're posting in a straight line

They're coming from a gem mine

Jannies are losing their minds

Blitzkrieg bump!


They're piling in page 40

They're making all the troons seethe

Surrounded by the coal heap

Blitzkrieg bump!


Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

Hey ho, go up!

>HE'S A 4CUCK XHE SAID

'Jak It by Static-S (Parody of Push It by Static-X)

[Intro]

WAOW!

[Verse 1]

Vantablack, tainted by my coal

I'm spillin' soy and I can't

Hardly contain it

Vantablack, sageing the thread

Demoralized, I sage away, sage (yeah!)

Sage into page 40

[Chorus]

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

[Verse 2]

Avatars, more fagging, more fagging

All african, throbbing (Cock!)

Straight to page 40

Avatars, move on banning

I sage it down, I sage it (yeah!)

Down, down, down, down, down

[Chorus]

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

[Bridge]

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

I sneed it, I feed it

[Verse 3]

My IQ is high, I 'jak

On the booru, I soy, soy through sneed

My glasses are expensive, I feed

On it, sneed out, 'jak-'jak me

[Chorus]

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

Yeah, you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it

(You), you 'jak it