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== Songs with no Vocaroo ==
== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ==
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}
You used to, you used to


===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
Yeah
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
You used to post jaks on your cellphone
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
Late night when you needed 6ems
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?
Post jaks on your cellphone


Janny's ACKed, quote a gem
Late night when you needed 6ems


Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
And I know when IAS
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
That can only mean one thing
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


I've just doxed a monster
I know when IAS


'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker
That can only mean one thing


Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with


A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter
Cus ever since I left the sharty, you


Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker
got a reputation for yourself now


Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board
Everybody knows and I got 9coal now


By the Janny when I'm not cooperating
Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out


When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)
Cause ever since I left the sharty, you


You baited this long, now stop racebaiting
Started posting less and touchin’ grass more


'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating
Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/


I know that you have no job, Miss Janny
Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


So now Mr. Beast won't let me be
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Or let me soyquote /lgbt/
Late night when you needed 6ems


Feds tried to shut us down on .party
Post jaks on your cellphone


But it feels so gemmy with Sharty
Late night when you needed 6ems


So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips
And I know when IAS


Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz
That can only mean one thing


And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy
I know when IAS


I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)
That can only mean one thing


Now this looks like a gem for me


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
You and me, we just don't jak along


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
You make me feel like I quote you wrong


I said this looks like a gem for me
Going to boards where you don't belong


So everybody, just cope and seethe
Ever since I left the sharty, you


'Cause we need a little doxing trannies
You got exactly what you asked for


'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty
6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty


=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


Verse 1


Fat Hon Real Man
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


Ha ha- Charade you are
Late night when you needed 6ems


Wooh!
Post jaks on your cellphone


You rope acked troon fag
Late night when you needed 6ems


Ha ha- Charade you are
And I know when IAS


And when you kick the stool apart
That can only mean one thing


You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner
I know when IAS


With your rope caught your neck skin
That can only mean one thing


Saying “Keep on swinging”


Red stain asphyxiating
These days, all I do is


What do you hope to find
Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls


In hell you’re confined?
Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels


You’re nearly a laugh
Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
You built for no one else


Verse 2
You built for nobody else, no


Chan mod trans flag
Why you never brimstone


Ha ha- Charade you are
Why you always posting jaks


You fucked up janny slag
Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak


Ha ha- Charade you are
You was in the zone, yeah


You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs
You should be a gem


You’re nearly a good laugh
Right now, you're jakkin’ off


Almost worth a quick grin


You want to catch a GET
You used to post jaks on your cellphone


You’re hot stuff with a ban thing
Late night when you needed 6ems


And good fun with a cheese drum
Post jaks on your cellphone


You’re nearly a laugh
Late night when you needed 6ems


You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry
And I know when IAS


<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*
That can only mean one thing


Verse 3
I know when IAS


Hey you, Ukraine rouse
That can only mean one thing
Ever since I left the sharty…


Ha ha- Charade you are
[https://vocaroo.com/15zCEmIG4CCL listen on the 'roo]
== Songs with no Vocaroo ==


You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse
{{Tip|Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!}}


Ha ha- Charade you are
===Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)===
[[File:Geminem.png|thumb|'''cause it feels so gemmy with sharty'']]


You try to keep our chudding off the streets
Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks


You’re nearly a real treat
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty,
ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty


All loud mouth and no sneed
Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty
ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)


And do you feel abused?  
Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?


…You
Janny's ACKed, quote a gem


Gotta ruin kuz tides
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?
Guess who ACKed?


And keep it all on the inside
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)
(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat
I've just doxed a monster


Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry
'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker


=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with
When Cobby comes marching home again


Hurrah! Hurrah!
A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter


We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then
Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board


All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout
By the Janny when I'm not cooperating


The jannies they will all sperg out
When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)


And we'll all feel gay
You baited this long, now stop racebaiting


When Cobby comes marching home.
'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating


Don't forget /qa/
I know that you have no job, Miss Janny


When Cobby comes marching home.
But your hormone axe-wound is complicating


Get ready for the 4chud GETs,
So now Mr. Beast won't let me be


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Or let me soyquote /lgbt/


We'll give the hero sexts or septs,
Feds tried to shut us down on .party


Hurrah! Hurrah!
But it feels so gemmy with Sharty


Well, the soyak gems are ready now
So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips


To god-king Cobson, all will bow,
Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz


And we'll all feel gay
And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy


When Cobby comes marching home.
I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)


Don't forget /qa/
Now this looks like a gem for me


When Cobby comes marching home.
So everybody, just cope and seethe


In twenty hundred and twenty-one
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Hurrah! Hurrah!
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


That's when Clean Stable begun,
I said this looks like a gem for me


Hurrah! Hurrah!
So everybody, just cope and seethe


In twenty hundred and twenty-two,
'Cause we need a little doxing trannies


Mods fear the /raid/ purview,
'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
=== Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd ) ===
<nowiki>*intro*</nowiki>


When Cobby comes marching home.
Verse 1


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Fat Hon Real Man


When Cobby comes marching home.
Ha ha- Charade you are


In twenty hundred and twenty, see,
Wooh!


Hurrah! Hurrah!
You rope acked troon fag


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Ha ha- Charade you are


Hurrah! Hurrah!
And when you kick the stool apart


In twenty hundred and twenty, he,
You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner


Old Soot, created the 'sharty
With your rope caught your neck skin


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
Saying “Keep on swinging”


When Cobby comes marching home.
Red stain asphyxiating


And we'll all drink Sproke wine,
What do you hope to find


When Cobby comes marching home.
In hell you’re confined?


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,
You’re nearly a laugh


Hurrah! Hurrah!
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],
Verse 2


Hurrah! Hurrah!
Chan mod trans flag


In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,
Ha ha- Charade you are


A god was born anew,
You fucked up janny slag


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
Ha ha- Charade you are


When Cobby comes marching home.
You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs


And we'll all drink Sproke wine
You’re nearly a good laugh


When Cobby comes marching home.
Almost worth a quick grin


=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
You want to catch a GET
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
You’re hot stuff with a ban thing


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And good fun with a cheese drum


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
You’re nearly a laugh


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry


[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]
<nowiki>*</nowiki>Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*


I got the troonjaks going ACK!
Verse 3


Cobson is attached
Hey you, Ukraine rouse


Folder full of 'jaks
Ha ha- Charade you are


Got the VPN to match
You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse


Spammin' with the party
Ha ha- Charade you are


You can call your janny
You try to keep our chudding off the streets


I been posting gemmies
You’re nearly a real treat


Sliding your threads off the 'log, now
All loud mouth and no sneed


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
And do you feel abused?


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
…You


You can't tell me nothin'
Gotta ruin kuz tides


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
And keep it all on the inside


You can't tell me nothin'
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat


[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]
Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry


New IP from Tuxler
=== When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore) ===
When Cobby comes marching home again


Sproke all in my bladder
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Running from the CP
We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then


Saging all the coalers
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Janny is a tranny
All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout


Roleplay in IRC
The jannies they will all sperg out


Axe wound looking nasty
And we'll all feel gay


Doing it all for free
When Cobby comes marching home.


[Refrain: Big IAS Y]
Don't forget /qa/


Can't no janny tell me nothin'
When Cobby comes marching home.


He can't tell me nothin'
Get ready for the 4chud GETs,


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'
Hurrah! Hurrah!


He can't tell me nothin'
We'll give the hero sexts or septs,


[Chorus: Big IAS Y]
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
Well, the soyak gems are ready now


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
To god-king Cobson, all will bow,


I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one
And we'll all feel gay


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
When Cobby comes marching home.


[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]
Don't forget /qa/


Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed
When Cobby comes marching home.


Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP
In twenty hundred and twenty-one


Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC
That's when Clean Stable begun,


Got no bans, I evade all that
Hurrah! Hurrah!


I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam
In twenty hundred and twenty-two,


Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board
Mods fear the /raid/ purview,


I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]
When Cobby comes marching home.


Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,  


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
When Cobby comes marching home.


I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
In twenty hundred and twenty, see,


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more
Hurrah! Hurrah!


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Old Soot, created the 'sharty
Soylent rain


Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Soylent rain
In twenty hundred and twenty, he,


Tranny porn will die not before the sin
Old Soot, created the 'sharty


Soylent rain
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


The discord says it can't be here again
When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
And we'll all drink Sproke wine,


The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went
When Cobby comes marching home.


In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Lock a board and say that teens are out
Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],


Soylent rain
Hurrah! Hurrah!


Zoom out and see there's an OC drought
In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,


Soylent rain
A god was born anew,


A duel to be had had died yesterday
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


Soylent rain
When Cobby comes marching home.


You look like this and that is what you say
And we'll all drink Sproke wine


When Cobby comes marching home.


Soylent rain
=== Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus) ===
[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Raised suicie rates by including chuds
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Soylent rain
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Makes us happy livin' in the pod
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10


Soylent rain
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Made me post a Sneed the other day
[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]


Soylent rain
I got the troonjaks going ACK!


Killed off so kikes can have their own way
Cobson is attached


Folder full of 'jaks


Soylent rain
Got the VPN to match


Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth
Spammin' with the party


Soylent rain
You can call your janny


Using (You)s to teach a different truth
I been posting gemmies


Soylent rain
Sliding your threads off the 'log, now


Seldom posted without getting a ban
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Soylent rain
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


It's the meme that your jannies call spam
You can't tell me nothin'


Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


Soylent rain
You can't tell me nothin'


Worse than child porn, worse than politics
[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]


Soylent rain
New IP from Tuxler


Mention it and get called schizophrenic
Sproke all in my bladder


Soylent rain
Running from the CP


Rent free in their minds and in their dreams
Saging all the coalers


Soylent rain
Janny is a tranny


Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme
Roleplay in IRC


Axe wound looking nasty


Soylent rain
Doing it all for free


Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate
[Refrain: Big IAS Y]


Soylent rain
Can't no janny tell me nothin'


Reduced to wojaks so a point is made
He can't tell me nothin'


Soylent rain
Can't no tranny tell me nothin'


All pleas are shamelessly tossed away
He can't tell me nothin'


Soylent rain
[Chorus: Big IAS Y]


Stays behind as garbage celebrates
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Soylent rain
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Same post has a longer ban to evade
I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one


Soylent rain
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


The mods swear that they don't make that face
[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]


Soylent rain
Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed


A sad truth on the state of affairs
Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP


Soylent rain
Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies


You had fun but angry men don't care
Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC


Got no bans, I evade all that


Soylent rain
I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam


Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS
Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board


Soylent rain
I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more


But it was used once for something else
[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]


Soylent rain
Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board


Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/
I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


Soylent rain
I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10
 
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more


=== Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday) ===
Soylent rain
Soylent rain


'Cross the web and back it's all the same
Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame
Tranny porn will die not before the sin


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Calls out the cheese that has long been missed
The discord says it can't be here again


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


A minor joke makes newfags really pissed
The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went




Soylent rain
Soylent rain


More than trolling, more than making bants
Lock a board and say that teens are out


Soylent rain
Soylent rain


Blank future molded by your own hands
Zoom out and see there's an OC drought


=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
Soylent rain
OP:


Soot has smiled upon you this day
A duel to be had had died yesterday


The fate of our homeboard in your hands
Soylent rain


And blessed be the 'jakkers
You look like this and that is what you say


We who fight with all our bravery


'Til only the righteous stand
Soylent rain


You see the distant raids
Raised suicie rates by including chuds


They bellow in the 'log
Soylent rain


You fight with all your 'jaks
Makes us happy livin' in the pod


and ignore the chaddie's frogs
Soylent rain


And when you all get banned
Made me post a Sneed the other day


And cannot carry on
Soylent rain


Though you die, the 'party lives on
Killed off so kikes can have their own way


All the soyMEN:


You may get banned for a week
Soylent rain


By a janny or a troon
Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth


You may be perma'd to death
Soylent rain


Or get doxxed or worse
Using (You)s to teach a different truth


But when they rangeban you
Soylent rain


You will not feel the need to run
Seldom posted without getting a ban


For, though you die, the 'party lives on
Soylent rain


Swaglord:
It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


Because /qa/ has gone awry
Soylent rain


Tomorrow night, these teens will die
Worse than child porn, worse than politics


Jannies:
Soylent rain


Tomorrow night our lives will change
Mention it and get called schizophrenic


Tomorrow night we'll be enraged
Soylent rain


A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night
Rent free in their minds and in their dreams


/qa/cker:
Soylent rain


Up there there is so much room
Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
Soylent rain


And so I will post 'cado soon
Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate


/bant/ jakkers:
Soylent rain


Shut your fucking face, tranny janny
Reduced to wojaks so a point is made


You're a dilating troon, tranny janny
Soylent rain


Looks like we might be out of luck
All pleas are shamelessly tossed away


Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked
Soylent rain


Soyteens:
Stays behind as garbage celebrates


Why did the jannies start this war?
Soylent rain


What-the-fuck are they fighting for?
Same post has a longer ban to evade


When did this song become a marathon?
Soylent rain


/qa/cker:
The mods swear that they don't make that face


(I want to post up there)
Soylent rain


Swaglord:
A sad truth on the state of affairs


When Soyteens are dead and gone
Soylent rain


They'll be no more Cobson songs
You had fun but angry men don't care


Soyteens:


They may rangeban your town
Soylent rain


And sell your data to jews
Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS


And though it hurts, you'll laugh
Soylent rain


And you sing your perma'd tune
But it was used once for something else


But that's the way it goes
Soylent rain


In war you're shat upon
Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/


Though we die, the sharty lives on
Soylent rain


/qa/ckers:
Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


(I want to post up there)


Swaglord:
Soylent rain


Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens
'Cross the web and back it's all the same


=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
Soylent rain
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak
Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame


on /soy/
Soylent rain


Here on my board, I can only receive
Calls out the cheese that has long been missed


I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page
Soylent rain


on /soy/
A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?
Soylent rain


on /soy/
More than trolling, more than making bants


Here on my board, I know I've started to think
Soylent rain


About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right
Blank future molded by your own hands


on /soy/
=== La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone) ===
OP:


=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Soot has smiled upon you this day
Into the motherland


The 'jakker army march
The fate of our homeboard in your hands


In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
And blessed be the 'jakkers


Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see
We who fight with all our bravery


Ready for the onslaught
'Til only the righteous stand


Ready for the fight
You see the distant raids


Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap
They bellow in the 'log


Ropes are placed in darkness
You fight with all your 'jaks


In the cover of the night
and ignore the chaddie's frogs


Waiting to be tied u
And when you all get banned


When the time is right
And cannot carry on


Imminent invasion, imminent attack
Though you die, the 'party lives on


Once the raid has started
All the soyMEN:


There’s no turning back
You may get banned for a week


The end of /qa/ draws near
By a janny or a troon


It’s time has come to an end
You may be perma'd to death


The end of an era is here
Or get doxxed or worse


It’s time to ACK!
But when they rangeban you


[Chorus:]
You will not feel the need to run


Into the motherland the soyteen army march
For, though you die, the 'party lives on


Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge
Swaglord:


Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


One million men at war
Because /qa/ has gone awry


The Jannies wrath unleashed!
Tomorrow night, these teens will die


‘Catty of /lgbt/
Jannies:


Where the heat of battle burned
Tomorrow night our lives will change


Suffered heavy losses
Tomorrow night we'll be enraged


And the tide of war was turned
A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night


Driving back the Soy army
/qa/cker:


Fighting on four boards
Up there there is so much room


Hunt them out of 4chan
Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad


Out of Jannie land
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed


Range-ban all the proxies
And so I will post 'cado soon


Force /qa/ to retreat
/bant/ jakkers:


Reserves hop on VC
Shut your fucking face, tranny janny


Securing their defeat
You're a dilating troon, tranny janny


Jannies of /lgbt/
Looks like we might be out of luck


Broke the citadel
Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked


Ruins of a board
Soyteens:


/qa/ rest in heaven
Why did the jannies start this war?


The end of /qa/ draws near
What-the-fuck are they fighting for?


It's time has come to an end
When did this song become a marathon?


The end of an era is here
/qa/cker:


It's time to ACK!
(I want to post up there)


[Chorus]
Swaglord:


Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!
When Soyteens are dead and gone


For /qa/!
They'll be no more Cobson songs


Ow L G B T!
Soyteens:


Union of trans
They may rangeban your town


Will of the jannies
And sell your data to jews


Strong in command
And though it hurts, you'll laugh


Ow L G B T
And you sing your perma'd tune


Union of trans
But that's the way it goes


Once more victorious the trans army stands!
In war you're shat upon


The end of /qa/ is here
Though we die, the sharty lives on


It's time has come to an end
/qa/ckers:


The end of an era is here
(I want to post up there)


It's time to ACK!
Swaglord:


[Chorus]
Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens


=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
=== /soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party
Here on my board, I feel safest of all


Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party
I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak


I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty
on /soy/


The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty
Here on my board, I can only receive


I miss the sweet party, making oc party
I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page


I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party
on /soy/


See I invented party, it wasn't any parties
Here on my board, when der 'corders break down


And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties
Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party
on /soy/


I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party
Here on my board, I know I've started to think


What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party
About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right


Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty
on /soy/


That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty
=== SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton) ===
Into the motherland


And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party
The 'jakker army march


=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
In  /lgbt/ autum 2021
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see


Cobson cuck gettin' hungry
Ready for the onslaught


I want som BB C
Ready for the fight


It is my favorite meat.
Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap


I like it uncut or shaved
Ropes are placed in darkness


And not I am not gay
In the cover of the night


I like it cut or unshaved
Waiting to be tied u


I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!
When the time is right


<br>
Imminent invasion, imminent attack


Cobson cuck is not a nigger
Once the raid has started


He's just a cuck who like niggers
There’s no turning back


Now just one second, all right?
The end of /qa/ draws near


I've got something for your appetite.
It’s time has come to an end


There's so many things that you could eat.
The end of an era is here


There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.
It’s time to ACK!


How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?
[Chorus:]


This bakery has good lightskin buns.
Into the motherland the soyteen army march


<br>
Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge


So juicy... so tasty...
Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east


He nigger, cum in my mouth!
One million men at war


How about... a sissy clit?
The Jannies wrath unleashed!


With precum leaking out.
‘Catty of /lgbt/


NO!
Where the heat of battle burned


I want some black dick, no lie.
Suffered heavy losses


You owe me a niggerdick creampie
And the tide of war was turned


Instead of black dick, try white.
Driving back the Soy army


Just please end your cuck trite.
Fighting on four boards


Try my white girlfriend's pussy
Hunt them out of 4chan


It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast
Out of Jannie land


It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.
Range-ban all the proxies


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.
Force /qa/ to retreat


<br>
Reserves hop on VC


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy
Securing their defeat


Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy
Jannies of /lgbt/


I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi
Broke the citadel


You know what would go with white pussy?
Ruins of a board


Black dick.
/qa/ rest in heaven


Uh-oh
The end of /qa/ draws near


Get over here, nigger.
It's time has come to an end


Black dick goes good with white pussy
The end of an era is here


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
It's time to ACK!
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


I stand alone
[Chorus]


And gaze upon the catalog
Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!


Rangebans
For /qa/!


Is all that’s left after the raid
Ow L G B T!


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy
Union of trans


Troonjaks
Will of the jannies


I’ve seen enough of bans and pain
Strong in command


[Pre-chorus 1:]
Ow L G B T


I will post– they will hunt me in vain
Union of trans


I will hide – they’ll be searching
Once more victorious the trans army stands!


I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue
The end of /qa/ is here


/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote
It's time has come to an end


That’s the Art of Soy!
The end of an era is here


Breaking the will to post among the enemy
It's time to ACK!


Force them to hunt me
[Chorus]


They will play my game
=== I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West) ===
I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party


And play by my rules
Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party


I will be hidden but still visible
I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty


No more will I see rangebanning and pain
The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty


They will find me no more
I miss the sweet party, making oc party


I’ll be gone
I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party


I will have them surrounded
See I invented party, it wasn't any parties


They will jak without knowing overrun
And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties


I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party


/a/ tard banned
I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party


I will jak but never quote
What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party


That’s the Art of War
Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty


Broken and lost
That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty


Tired of ‘jaks
And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party


They’ll surrender to me
=== Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk) ===
[[File:Cobcuck.png|thumb|437x437px|                                  ''Cobson cuck gettin' hungry'']]


Caught in my trap
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


There’s no way out
Cobson cuck gettin' hungry


Banned never again
I want som BB C


=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
It is my favorite meat.
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


For merely dreaming we were coal
I like it uncut or shaved


A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise
And not I am not gay


And only he can make it right
I like it cut or unshaved


So the ‘party’s different tonight
I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


>We WILL go together in flight
<br>


Cobson cuck is not a nigger


It's Now & Never
He's just a cuck who like niggers


A gemmy endeavor
Now just one second, all right?


Awaits janitorial directives
I've got something for your appetite.


To clean the ‘log
There's so many things that you could eat.


Believe me, darling
There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.


The board was made for ‘jakking
How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?


Like melting nojaks
This bakery has good lightskin buns.


As tall as the catalog
<br>


So juicy... so tasty...


Un ensemble d'soyteens
He nigger, cum in my mouth!


La galaxie s'étend
How about... a sissy clit?


Jardin de l'imagination
With precum leaking out.


Cobber la lacune
NO!


Roller passé la lune
I want some black dick, no lie.


Comme nous évoluons
You owe me a niggerdick creampie


Instead of black dick, try white.


The party’s thriving
Just please end your cuck trite.


But really it’s dying
Try my white girlfriend's pussy


A cobson’s confluence of
It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast


Cheese pizza stealth spammed
It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.


You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Soot knows you heard “her”
<br>


Staging /muv/'s murder
Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy


In line before the board began
Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy


To be where I am
I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi


You know what would go with white pussy?


Soulless dust of one emotion
Black dick.


Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson
Uh-oh


No division janny removed bait for
Get over here, nigger.


Free
Black dick goes good with white pussy


White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo
=== The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton) ===


To know
I stand alone


We are beyond a 'oal
And gaze upon the catalog


And lol, the glows arrange to show
Rangebans


some gems perfectly clear
Is all that’s left after the raid


And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy


You look quite gemmy tonight
Troonjaks


Here among these active sites
I’ve seen enough of bans and pain


Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail
[Pre-chorus 1:]


Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz
I will post– they will hunt me in vain


Markiplier's kingdom come
I will hide – they’ll be searching


No teens left awake
I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue


Now that the party's on the wake
/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote


Let's see what we can make
That’s the Art of Soy!


Breaking the will to post among the enemy


The board is >thoughly ending
Force them to hunt me


A line in any final song
They will play my game


So long so far
And play by my rules


We will do some posting
I will be hidden but still visible


At last eternal in the catalog
No more will I see rangebanning and pain


Above a burning coal
They will find me no more


I’ll be gone


Bye, Hi
I will have them surrounded


Sigh, Hawaii
They will jak without knowing overrun


We never meant to fart


avant-garde, thy art
/a/ tard banned


One gem
I will jak but never quote


Higher than iron
That’s the Art of War


Invisible to some
Broken and lost


Until it's time
Tired of ‘jaks


=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
They’ll surrender to me
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?
Caught in my trap


Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?
There’s no way out


Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?
Banned never again


They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;
=== Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[[File:Hawaii part thrembo.jpg|thumb|''>We WILL go together in flight''|alt=]]
Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak


The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
For merely dreaming we were coal


Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,
A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise


Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
And only he can make it right
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC
So the ‘party’s different tonight


Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33
>We WILL go together in flight


Okay, bump


It's Now & Never


[Verse 2]
A gemmy endeavor


/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)
Awaits janitorial directives


Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote
To clean the ‘log


Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies
Believe me, darling


Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)
The board was made for ‘jakking


Like melting nojaks


[Pre-Chorus]
As tall as the catalog


Okay, post to add to spam


Let this one be to get rangebanned
Un ensemble d'soyteens


La galaxie s'étend


[Chorus]
Jardin de l'imagination


Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Cobber la lacune


But I thought you knew me truly
Roller passé la lune


Something different than we started with on the '4
Comme nous évoluons


Does it even matter to me?


The party’s thriving


[Verse 3]
But really it’s dying


I was in the /qa2/
A cobson’s confluence of


Trying to colonize the /bant/ board
Cheese pizza stealth spammed


posting stealth jaks on TOR


[Chorus]
Soot knows you heard “her”


Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board
Staging /muv/'s murder


But I thought you knew me truly
In line before the board began


Something different than we started with in the '4
To be where I am


Does it even matter to me?


Soulless dust of one emotion


[Post-Chorus]
Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson


Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled
No division janny removed bait for


Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log
Free


A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


/qa/ckers and partybros, please
To know


We are beyond a 'oal


[Refrain]
And lol, the glows arrange to show


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
some gems perfectly clear


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Why don't post some Colorjaks
You look quite gemmy tonight


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Here among these active sites


(Join if you wish)
Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail


Post some Colorjaks?
Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Markiplier's kingdom come


Why don't we post some Colorjaks
No teens left awake


And Colorjaks?
Now that the party's on the wake


Let's see what we can make


[Bridge]


(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)
The board is >thoughly ending


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme
A line in any final song


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)
So long so far


Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream
We will do some posting


Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log
At last eternal in the catalog


By trannie spamming and posting nas coal
Above a burning coal


Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)
Bye, Hi


Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?
Sigh, Hawaii


(But I thought you knew me, truly)
We never meant to fart


I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob
avant-garde, thy art


(Something different than we started with in the '4)
One gem


He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric
Higher than iron


(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)
Invisible to some


Until it's time


[Refrain]
=== Lament for the /qa/stanis ===
Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?
Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?


Why don't post some Colorjaks
Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;


=== Hot Dog ===
The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.
INTRODUCING


THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH
Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,


AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER
Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?
=== Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル) ===
[Verse 1]


EEEYUCK
Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC


SHYEEAH
Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33


ITS A FUCKED UP JAK
Okay, bump


IN A FUCKED UP SITE


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS
[Verse 2]


THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT
/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)


FUCKED UP CHUDS
Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote


FUCKED UP TROONS
Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies


FUCKED UP KUZ'S
Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


IRC CHATROOM


FUCKED UP NAS
[Pre-Chorus]


FUCKED UP COAL
Okay, post to add to spam


68 QUOTES IS
Let this one be to get rangebanned


MY ONLY GOAL


FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON
[Chorus]


WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON
Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board


YEEEEAH
But I thought you knew me truly


THIS RHYME GOES OUT
Something different than we started with on the '4


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/
Does it even matter to me?


ARE YOU READY?


ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????
[Verse 3]


I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT
I was in the /qa2/


GET UP NOW GET DOWN
Trying to colonize the /bant/ board


HOLD UP HOLD UP
posting stealth jaks on TOR


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW
[Chorus]


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT
Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board


GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN
But I thought you knew me truly


HOLD UP HOLD UP
Something different than we started with in the '4


AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!
Does it even matter to me?


YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


DUBS?
[Post-Chorus]


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled


QUADS?
Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'
A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen


FUCK
/qa/ckers and partybros, please


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


COB WON!
[Refrain]


Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?
Yeah


Ahaahaha!
Why don't post some Colorjaks


Ahahahahaha!
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)
(Join if you wish)


Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem
Post some Colorjaks?


Then put that gem in another gem
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


And then just keep going
Why don't we post some Colorjaks


Until I get a big ass gem
And Colorjaks?


You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


You know what I'm gem?
[Bridge]


Yo!
(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)


We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme


(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)


I load the 'log, pull up at first page
Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream


Turn on a proxy, my bans erased
Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log


Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes
By trannie spamming and posting nas coal


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes
Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?


I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip
(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)


I'm riding with 'telli and Simps
Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?


Back the bvll out garage
(But I thought you knew me, truly)


And put the bvll in your Cob
I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob


Make your Cob Gangnam Style
(Something different than we started with in the '4)


I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style
He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric


Damn, too many gems
(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


Can't even bump my own threads


Four diaperjaks on my waist
[Refrain]


Boutta explode through my pants
Why don't we post some Colorjaks?


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems
And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!
Why don't post some Colorjaks


And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?


=== Hot Dog ===
INTRODUCING


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)
THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER


Why don't you come through?
EEEYUCK


Before I Goku
SHYEEAH


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
ITS A FUCKED UP JAK


IN A FUCKED UP SITE


POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems
THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT


Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album
FUCKED UP CHUDS


High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems
FUCKED UP TROONS


Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan
FUCKED UP KUZ'S


Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up
IRC CHATROOM


Cob on page 40, back to the top
FUCKED UP NAS


Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log
FUCKED UP COAL


Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff
68 QUOTES IS


Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves
MY ONLY GOAL


With your bitch posting 'toss too
FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON


I'm making a line out of gems;
WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON


Call that shit Bejewled!
YEEEEAH


THIS RHYME GOES OUT


TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
ARE YOU READY?


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose
ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????


Why don't you come through?
I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT


Before I Goku
GET UP NOW GET DOWN


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
HOLD UP HOLD UP


WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW


GEMS IN AND COAL OUT


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you
GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN


But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)
HOLD UP HOLD UP


Why don't you come through?
AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!


Before I Goku
YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem
DUBS?


ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


QUADS?


I don't even know what /qa/ is
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


Ahahahaha!
FUCK


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===
ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'


COB WON!


Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah
=== Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang) ===
Yeah


I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah
Ahaahaha!


Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe
Ahahahahaha!


Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)


Feral, ah, feral
Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem


Eat bugs with me, ah, alright
Then put that gem in another gem


And then just keep going


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah
Until I get a big ass gem


Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah
You know what I'm saying? (Gem)


I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah
You know what I'm gem?


Janny knows your game, what you're about
Yo!




Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


And to me that's falsefag, ah
I load the 'log, pull up at first page


But, my chud, you have seen nothin'
Turn on a proxy, my bans erased


Just wait 'til they post more scat
Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes


Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)
I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
I'm riding with 'telli and Simps


You know it (really, really cob)
Back the bvll out garage


You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)
And put the bvll in your Cob


Feral, you know (really, really cob)
Make your Cob Gangnam Style


And the whole sharty has to answer right now
I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style


Just to tell you once again
Damn, too many gems


Who's a gem?
Can't even bump my own threads


=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===
Four diaperjaks on my waist


Every duel you take
Boutta explode through my pants


And every post you make
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems


Every coal you save
I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Every Cob you sage


I'll be watching you


… Every single page
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)


And every word you say
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


Every thread on kway
Why don't you come through?


Every time you rage
Before I Goku


I'll be watching you
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


… Oh, can't you see


You belong to me?


How my poor heart aches
Speaking of gems, I got hella gems


With every Cob you sage?
Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album


=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===
High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems


The onions boy's behind the screen
Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan


The onions boy's behind the screen
Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up


Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes
Cob on page 40, back to the top


Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean
Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log


The schizotard is in the thread
Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff


The schizotards are in my thread
Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves


Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours
With your bitch posting 'toss too


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more
I'm making a line out of gems;


Call that shit Bejewled!


And if the site's imploding many months too short


And if there's no gems up on the 'log


And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose


Why don't you come through?


The new spammer is in this thread
Before I Goku


The new spammer is in this thread
Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


You make the posts


You spam your cobs


You spam the site until it stops
Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you


You call me locked
But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)


And colorjakkers keyed
Why don't you come through?


And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?
Before I Goku


Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord
I don't even know what /qa/ is


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board
Ahahahaha!


=== Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson) ===


All who you trace, and all that is swede


All that you bump, all you down
Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal
Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah


All that's mustard, all that's dust
I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah


And all that you post, and all from the 'ru
Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


And all you sage and all you report
Feral, ah, feral


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p
Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


And all that is sproke, and every oreo
Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah


And all that was kept and all that was lost
Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah


And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward
I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah


But the gems are bumped up on the board
Janny knows your game, what you're about




''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''
Well, they say that gemeralds the limit


=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
And to me that's falsefag, ah
Gem


I was in /qa/ before I met you
But, my chud, you have seen nothin'


I 'jakked too much
Just wait 'til they post more scat


and that's an issue


But I'm BBC
Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)


Gem
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them
You know it (really, really cob)


But I hope I never goon again
You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)


I know it breaks your Racer
Feral, you know (really, really cob)


Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan
And the whole sharty has to answer right now


4 years no janny
Just to tell you once again


Now you looking Frooty
Who's a gem?


on Angeleno tranny
=== Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police) ===


And I-I-I can't 'jak
Every duel you take


No I-I-I can't duel
And every post you make


So baby bot me closer
Every coal you save


in the back skibidi toilet
Every Cob you sage


That I know you can't afford
I'll be watching you


Ultradan tatted on my shoulder
… Every single page


Pull the gem right off the corner
And every word you say


from that NAS you just quoted
Every thread on kway


From your roommate back in Ohio
Every time you rage


We ain't never not the 'Jakker
I'll be watching you


=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===
… Oh, can't you see


Gemmy the Soyjak
You belong to me?


Was party saving 'mber
How my poor heart aches


In a color Cob thread
With every Cob you sage?


With a traced nose
=== Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd) ===


And two eyes made out of 'tter
The onions boy's behind the screen


The onions boy's behind the screen


Gemmy the Soyjak
Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes


Is nas coal they say
Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean


But was made to glow
The schizotard is in the thread


As the 'teens know
The schizotards are in my thread


How he gemmed the 'log that day
Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours


Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


There must have been tanzanite in


That old meta board they loathed
And if the site's imploding many months too short


For when they locked it up for good
And if there's no gems up on the 'log


In him the 'log was clothed
And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort


I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Gemmy the Soyjak


Shined as a gem sure should
The new spammer is in this thread


And the chudcels say
The new spammer is in this thread


It was just like /qa/
You make the posts


Glistening as a gem could
You spam your cobs


You spam the site until it stops


Gemmy the Soyjak
You call me locked


Knew Kolyma was on that day
And colorjakkers keyed


So he said: 'jak him
And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


Right on a whim


Before it's moved to /nate/
And if bad OC is shoved into your throat


You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot


Straight to MS Paint
And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord


With an old mouse in his hand
I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


Drawing here and there


All in canvas square
All who you trace, and all that is swede


Posting: 'jakking if I can
All that you bump, all you down


And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal


He flooded all the pages of /soy/
All that's mustard, all that's dust


Seen by the Turkish jan
And all that you post, and all from the 'ru


And he only stopped his ploy
And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon


When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!
And all you sage and all you report


And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p


For Gemmy the Soyjak
And all that you made, and every 'jak you save


Posted dark coal on his way
And all that is sproke, and every oreo


No evading for him
And all that was kept and all that was lost


Saying: No 'sterium
And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward


>My ban only lasts a day!
But the gems are bumped up on the board


>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!
''There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.''


=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===
=== 'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers) ===
Gem


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it
I was in /qa/ before I met you


You make the soyjaks on the big sharty
I 'jakked too much


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
and that's an issue


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
But I'm BBC


Gem


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them


Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb
But I hope I never goon again


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger
I know it breaks your Racer


Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan


4 years no janny


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
Now you looking Frooty


Custom chudjak variants
on Angeleno tranny


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
And I-I-I can't 'jak


We gotta make the trannies ack
No I-I-I can't duel


So baby bot me closer


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up
in the back skibidi toilet


Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank
That I know you can't afford


The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
Ultradan tatted on my shoulder


The little troonjak, his axe wound stank
Pull the gem right off the corner


from that NAS you just quoted


We gotta post the Markiplier edits
From your roommate back in Ohio


Custom chudjak variants
We ain't never not the 'Jakker


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
=== Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman) ===


We gotta make the trannies ack
Gemmy the Soyjak


I shoulda learned to draw the soys
Was party saving 'mber


I shoulda learned to draw them en masse
In a color Cob thread


Look at that cobson, he got it
With a traced nose


Yelling in the camera, man
And two eyes made out of 'tter


He must have some fun


And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?
Gemmy the Soyjak


Onion noises?
Is nas coal they say


Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC
But was made to glow


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it
As the 'teens know


Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free
How he gemmed the 'log that day




We gotta post the Markiplier edits
There must have been tanzanite in


Custom chudjak variants
That old meta board they loathed


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs
For when they locked it up for good


We gotta make the trannies ack
In him the 'log was clothed


=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


I dunno what I was posting
Gemmy the Soyjak


Leaving my jaks behind,
Shined as a gem sure should


Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog
And the chudcels say


It was just like /qa/


With all this vantablack niggerstone
Glistening as a gem could


Coming to Haunt me forever,


I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru
Gemmy the Soyjak


Knew Kolyma was on that day


Is this spoke I'm drinking,
So he said: 'jak him


Or sproking soyteens to jak me
Right on a whim


Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free
Before it's moved to /nate/




Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me
Straight to MS Paint


It wont be long before I start to post NAS
With an old mouse in his hand


Drawing here and there


Its been so long
All in canvas square


Since I've seen my 'son
Posting: 'jakking if I can


lost to this coaler


To the tranny behind the spade spam
He flooded all the pages of /soy/


Seen by the Turkish jan


Since you've been dust
And he only stopped his ploy


I've been browsin this stupid site
When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker
For Gemmy the Soyjak


Posted dark coal on his way


I wish I partied with soot
No evading for him


With the gems of the past qway
Saying: No 'sterium


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers
>My ban only lasts a day!


>My ban only lasts a day!


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember
>My ban only lasts a day!


Those gemmy archives mess with my browser
=== Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)===


Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it


Kolyma news is killing teens
You make the soyjaks on the big sharty


But the Party go without him
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free




They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,
Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there
Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb


Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger


Its been so long
Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Since I've seen my 'son


lost to this coaler
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


To the tranny behind the spade spam
Custom chudjak variants


We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


Since you've been dust
We gotta make the trannies ack


I've been browsin this stupid site


so I could ponder
The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up


the sanity of a jakker
Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank


=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The little troonjak got the female hormone pills
The only NAS I'll ever post


Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes
The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


But then they archived her alive


Ongezellig, 2023
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


With just her Mymy at her side
Custom chudjak variants


And only days before the bumps
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


All came and bumped the 'zellig ones
We gotta make the trannies ack


Now she's my loving wife and bride
I shoulda learned to draw the soys


Bumping 'zelligs with her pride
I shoulda learned to draw them en masse


On empty boards around the 'chan
Look at that cobson, he got it
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Yelling in the camera, man


But now we must bump up every 'lig
He must have some fun


On the boards we used to love
And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?


Just to love Maya
Onion noises?


At least enough to keep it on
Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it


And now she posts on her PC
Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


With her old sister going outside


Says it was gem to post online
We gotta post the Markiplier edits


But now she made herself a bride
Custom chudjak variants


And won't be an incel again
We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs


The thread looks coaller from afar
We gotta make the trannies ack


That's right below where archives are
=== It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)===


He didn't mean to miss your thread
I dunno what I was posting


With gems and Mymys wed
Leaving my jaks behind,


On brand new 'deels inside your heart
Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


Maya just hides and falls apart


With all this vantablack niggerstone


But now we must bump up every 'lig
Coming to Haunt me forever,


On the boards we used to love
I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on
Is this spoke I'm drinking,


Or sproking soyteens to jak me


And here's where your banner shows
Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


Upzelligs come in rows
Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me


Where their sages once worked now negated evermore
It wont be long before I start to post NAS


And it's so gem to see my wife agree


That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems
Its been so long


'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them
Since I've seen my 'son


===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
lost to this coaler
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy
To the tranny behind the spade spam


Staring at Switches with childish joy


Swedish man posting, adorning him ears
Since you've been dust


The gem that started the art of our years
I've been browsin this stupid site


so I could ponder


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost
the sanity of a jakker


Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


Whether he's happy or whether he's soy
I wish I partied with soot


This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy
With the gems of the past qway


But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood
Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember


A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek
Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Kolyma news is killing teens


Designed to insult yet taken so well
But the Party go without him


Offsite invaders tried hard to expell
What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Giant white peckers, trannies now dead
They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,


I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked
Its been so long


Raiders claim him as their very own badge
Since I've seen my 'son


Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash
lost to this coaler


To the tranny behind the spade spam


Named after distant anonymous types


Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype
Since you've been dust


Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare
I've been browsin this stupid site


He must be hanging to receive fanfare
so I could ponder


the sanity of a jakker


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag
=== Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel) ===
The only NAS I'll ever post


Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad
Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes


Eating green insects, taking his blue meds
But then they archived her alive


Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads
Ongezellig, 2023


With just her Mymy at her side


Told to be ugly, face of a nation
And only days before the bumps


Pride from his hearing, Party sensation
All came and bumped the 'zellig ones


As if from a god, smiles so impish
Now she's my loving wife and bride


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish
Bumping 'zelligs with her pride


On empty boards around the 'chan
[[File:Ong.png|thumb|The only NAS I'll ever post]]
She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


Movie announcement, he's in the front row


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so
But now we must bump up every 'lig


Slower than the rest, showing film's best
On the boards we used to love


Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess
Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit
And now she posts on her PC


Wind blowing out, from his open mouth
With her old sister going outside


All because he could not get off his couch
Says it was gem to post online


But now she made herself a bride


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy
And won't be an incel again


Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city
The thread looks coaller from afar


Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing
That's right below where archives are


These Twitter coaljaks could've been something
He didn't mean to miss your thread


With gems and Mymys wed


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review
On brand new 'deels inside your heart


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew
Maya just hides and falls apart


Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews
But now we must bump up every 'lig


On the boards we used to love


=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===
Just to love Maya


At least enough to keep it on


In a little while from now


If I'm not feeling any less bored
And here's where your banner shows


I promise myself to treat myself
And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn


And visit a nearby board
Upzelligs come in rows


And clicking on the 'log
Where their sages once worked now negated evermore


Will scroll on to the top
And it's so gem to see my wife agree


In an effort to
That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems


Get some more (you)'s
'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them


And be a gemmy jaker
===Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men ===
Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe
I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school


Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy


Staring at Switches with childish joy


Left standing in the thred full o'gems
Swedish man posting, adorning him ears


Were people saying my Cob, thats rough
The gem that started the art of our years


"She" perma'd him


No point in us remaining
World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost


We may as well just go
Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast


As I did on my own
Whether he's happy or whether he's soy


Banned again, naturally
This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy




Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube


To think that only yesterday
A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood


I was gemmy,bright and gay
A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek


Looking forward to who wouldn't do
Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


The 'jak i was about to make


But as if to knock me down
Designed to insult yet taken so well


The jannies came arround
Offsite invaders tried hard to expell


And without so much as a mere -ACK!
Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem


Cut me into little coalies
Giant white peckers, trannies now dead




Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack


Leaving me to doubt
Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked


Talk about, Cob in the 'party
Raiders claim him as their very own badge


Oh, if he really is a gem
Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Why did I get perma'd?!


In my hour of need
Named after distant anonymous types


I truly am indeed
Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype


Banned again, naturally
Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare


He must be hanging to receive fanfare




It seems to me that
Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag


there are more span threads in the 'log
Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad


That can't be gemmied
Eating green insects, taking his blue meds


Left unattended
Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads




Told to be ugly, face of a nation


What do we do?
Pride from his hearing, Party sensation


What do we do?
As if from a god, smiles so impish


This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish




Banned again,naturally
Movie announcement, he's in the front row


Wife with a black man, will skip his song so


Slower than the rest, showing film's best


Looking back over the years
Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


And whatever else that appears


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died
Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite


Never wishing to hide the tears
Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit


And just at twelve years old
Wind blowing out, from his open mouth


The teens, Cob bless their soul
All because he could not get off his couch


Could't understand why the ony site


They had ever loved had been take
Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy


Leaving them to spam
Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city


With a heart so badly broken
Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing


Despite the many gems from me
These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


No 'jaks were ever posted


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review


Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew


And when they all got wiped
Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you


I cried and cried all day
Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews




=== Banned Again (Parody of  Alone Again) ===


Banned again. naturally


Banned again, naturally
In a little while from now


If I'm not feeling any less bored


=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===
I promise myself to treat myself


I got a story that'll waggle your eyes
And visit a nearby board


I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise
And clicking on the 'log


Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log
Will scroll on to the top


We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC
In an effort to


sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty
Get some more (you)'s


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy
And be a gemmy jaker


In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


Soot, I never got to say thank you
Left standing in the thred full o'gems


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you
Were people saying my Cob, thats rough


I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit
"She" perma'd him


Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit
No point in us remaining


These gemmies got these little kids making clips
We may as well just go


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it
As I did on my own


I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand
Banned again, naturally


Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van
To think that only yesterday


See the sharty is the finest board quality
I was gemmy,bright and gay


That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its
Looking forward to who wouldn't do


Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years
The 'jak i was about to make


You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming
But as if to knock me down


The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless
The jannies came arround


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?
And without so much as a mere -ACK!


See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place
Cut me into little coalies


When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
Leaving me to doubt
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
Talk about, Cob in the 'party
A long long time ago


I can still remember
Oh, if he really is a gem


How that soyjaks used to make me smile
Why did I get perma'd?!


In my hour of need


And I knew if I had my chance
I truly am indeed


That I could make those trannies hang
Banned again, naturally


And maybe they'd be a man forever




But November made me shiver
It seems to me that


With every ‘jakky I'd deliver
there are more span threads in the 'log


Bad news on the doorstep
That can't be gemmied


I couldn't post one more 'jak
Left unattended




I can't remember if I cried


When I read about all the pruned threads
What do we do?


But something touched me deep inside
What do we do?


The day the /qa/ died




So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Banned again,naturally


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Looking back over the years


This will be the gem that save /qa/
And whatever else that appears


I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died


Did you write the Book of Soy?
Never wishing to hide the tears


And do you like baiting Soot above?
And just at twelve years old


If the jannies tell you so
The teens, Cob bless their soul


Could't understand why the ony site


Do you believe in soydueling?
They had ever loved had been take


Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?
Leaving them to spam


And can you teach me how to bait real slow?
With a heart so badly broken


Despite the many gems from me


Well I know that you're in love with him
No 'jaks were ever posted


'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


You both kicked off your shoes


Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
And when they all got wiped


I cried and cried all day


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


But I knew I was out of luck
Banned again. naturally


The day the /qa/ died
Banned again, naturally




I started singing
=== Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy) ===


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
I got a story that'll waggle your eyes


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC


This will be the gem that save /qa/
sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty


He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy


Now for two years we've been on our own
In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown


And coal grows fat on a brimming stone
He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down


But that's not how it used to be
Soot, I never got to say thank you


If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen
I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit


In a coat he borrowed from Stalin
Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit


And a voice that came from KGB
These gemmies got these little kids making clips


If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it


Oh, and while the King was looking down
I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand


The Russian stole his gemmy crown
Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan


The Sharty was adjourned
See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand


No verdict was returned
Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van


See the sharty is the finest board quality


And while trannies read a book on Marx
That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its


The spammers practiced in the park
Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years


And we spammed troonjaks in the dark
You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming


The day the /qa/ died
The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless


So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?


We were singing
See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place


Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie
When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...
[[File:Soyican Pie.png|thumb|Soyican Pie by Soy McGem]]


Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
=== Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean) ===
A long long time ago


This will be the gem that save /qa/
I can still remember


How that soyjaks used to make me smile


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


The troons fell off from a homeless shelter
And I knew if I had my chance


Eight miles high and falling fast
That I could make those trannies hang


And maybe they'd be a man forever


They hanged foul on a tree


The spammers tried for a raiding pass
But November made me shiver


With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast
With every ‘jakky I'd deliver


Bad news on the doorstep


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume
I couldn't post one more 'jak


While the jannies played a marching tune


We all got up to spam
I can't remember if I cried


Oh, but we never got the chance
When I read about all the pruned threads


But something touched me deep inside


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field
The day the /qa/ died


The jannytroons refused to yield


Do you recall what was revealed
So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
 
The day the /qa/ died?
 
 
We started singing
 
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
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Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
This will be the gem that save /qa/




Did you write the Book of Soy?


Oh, and there we were all in one board
And do you like baiting Soot above?


A generation lost and bored
If the jannies tell you so


With no time left to start a raid


Do you believe in soydueling?


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick
Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick
And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Well I know that you're in love with him


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards
'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick


My hands were clenched in fists of rage
You both kicked off your shoes


No janny born in Hell
Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues
 
Could break the spammers’ spell




And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck


To light the circlejerking rite
With the incarnation of a spamming fuck


I saw Cobson GETting with delight
But I knew I was out of luck


The day the /qa/ died
The day the /qa/ died




He was singing
I started singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
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Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
This will be the gem that save /qa/




I met a troon who spammed with ‘p
Now for two years we've been on our own


And I asked xer to kill xerself now
And coal grows fat on a brimming stone


And xe just cried and roped away
But that's not how it used to be




I went down to the sacred board
When the Russian sang for the King and Queen


Where I'd spread gemeralds years before
In a coat he borrowed from Stalin


But the message said the post wouldn't go
And a voice that came from KGB




And in the boards, the soyteens screamed
Oh, and while the King was looking down


The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed
The Russian stole his gemmy crown


But not a word was posted
The Sharty was adjourned


[Start a New Thread] was all broken
No verdict was returned




And the three men I admire most
And while trannies read a book on Marx


The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll
The spammers practiced in the park


They caught the last train for the coast
And we spammed troonjaks in the dark


The day the /qa/ died
The day the /qa/ died




And they were singing
We were singing


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Line 6,742: Line 6,743:
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/
This will be the gem that save /qa/




They were singing
Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter


Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie
The troons fell off from a homeless shelter


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry
Eight miles high and falling fast


Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"
They hanged foul on a tree


=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
The spammers tried for a raiding pass
Soyteens keep on posting


Jakking it up so we can win
With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Singing songs about the soyland


I miss the Sharty once again
Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume


And I think it's a sin, yes
While the jannies played a marching tune


We all got up to spam


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her
Oh, but we never got the chance


Well I heard old Josh put her down


Well I hope Null will remember
'Cause the spammers tried to take the field


A soytern man don't need him around anyhow
The jannytroons refused to yield


Do you recall what was revealed


Sweet board Gemmybama
The day the /qa/ died?


Where the gems are so blue


Sweet board Gemmybama
We started singing


Soot, I'm coming home to you
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Now we all did what /qa/ could do
And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


The Great Soyset does not bother me
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Does your conscience bother you?


Tell the truth


Oh, and there we were all in one board


Sweet board Gemmybama
A generation lost and bored


Where the gems are so blue
With no time left to start a raid


Sweet board Gemmybama


Soot, I'm coming home to you
So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick


Leebait sat on a cheesy stick


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)
'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)
Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards


Soot, I'm coming home to you
My hands were clenched in fists of rage


Yeah, yeah
No janny born in Hell


Could break the spammers’ spell


Kuz's got the answer


=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
And /s4s/ seethed high into the night
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)
To light the circlejerking rite


Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than
I saw Cobson GETting with delight


The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)
The day the /qa/ died


Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)
He was singing


I post her, I jak her
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


The sun caught in her orange hair
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Is blazing me out of all control
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"


Like coal
This will be the gem that save /qa/


Black coal


This coal is in my posts
I met a troon who spammed with ‘p


This burning desire
And I asked xer to kill xerself now


is turning me to NAS
And xe just cried and roped away




It's not my fault (mea culpa)
I went down to the sacred board


I'm not to blame (mea culpa)
Where I'd spread gemeralds years before


It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)
But the message said the post wouldn't go


It's not my fault (mea culpa)


If in God's plan (mea culpa)
And in the boards, the soyteens screamed


Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)
The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed


But not a word was posted


Protect me, Kuz
[Start a New Thread] was all broken


Don't let this NAS cast her spell


Don't let her coal my threads and board
And the three men I admire most


Ban Ongezellig!
The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll


And let it sit in qa
They caught the last train for the coast


Or else let it be mine and mine alone
The day the /qa/ died




Black coal
And they were singing


NAS coal
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Now mymy, its your turn
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


Choose me or qa
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


Ben mine of you'll be coal!
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


This will be the gem that save /qa/


(Kyrie eleison)


Kuz have mercy on her
They were singing


(Kyrie eleison)
Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie


Kuz have mercy on me
Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry


(Kyrie eleison)
Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die


But she will be mine
Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"


Or she'll be banned
=== Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd) ===
Soyteens keep on posting


=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Jakking it up so we can win
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG
Singing songs about the soyland


Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you
I miss the Sharty once again


Pedos smell fear
And I think it's a sin, yes


Lucky for you, I got a


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her


3 DAY BAN!
Well I heard old Josh put her down


Leave it to the mod he's a
Well I hope Null will remember


3 DAY JAN!
A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Keeping the feds at bay


3 DAY BAN
Sweet board Gemmybama


Scare the pedos away
Where the gems are so blue


3 DAY BAN
Sweet board Gemmybama


Soot, I'm coming home to you


That'll be zero bucks


>But my catalog's wiped
In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)


Shhhhh
Now we all did what /qa/ could do


Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose
The Great Soyset does not bother me


But lucky for you you,
Does your conscience bother you?


I have come with a solution!
Tell the truth


It's your lucky day


Sweet board Gemmybama


ZELLIG SPAM
Where the gems are so blue


Shill the show for you
Sweet board Gemmybama


ZELLIG SPAM
Soot, I'm coming home to you


They'll necrobump threads too


ZELLIG SPAM
Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)


Whole board is orange now
Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)


ZELLIG SPAM
Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)


Soot, I'm coming home to you


Site's saved you're welcome
Yeah, yeah


>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies
Kuz's got the answer


>No!
=== ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame) ===
Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen


So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars
Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)


>I don't have 2 million dollars
Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than


Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company
The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)


>NO!
Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?


Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)


>My investors are gonna kill me
I post her, I jak her


===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
The sun caught in her orange hair
A board that's full up like a landfill


A 'log that slowly kills you
Is blazing me out of all control


Failraids that won't heal


You look so chuddy, angry
Like coal


Bring down /soy/'s government
Black coal


They don't, they don't speak for us
This coal is in my posts


I'll take a quiet board
This burning desire


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries
is turning me to NAS




And no 'BC and no coalposting.
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


No 'BC and no coalposting.
I'm not to blame (mea culpa)


No 'BC and no coalposting.
It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)


Sooty, sooty
It's not my fault (mea culpa)


If in God's plan (mea culpa)


This is my final seethe
Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen  (mea maxima culpa)


My final soyduel with


Protect me, Kuz


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Don't let this NAS cast her spell


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Don't let her coal my threads and board


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Ban Ongezellig!


And let it sit in qa


Such a gemmy thread
Or else let it be mine and mine alone


And such a gemmy reply


Black coal


No 'BC and no coalposting.
NAS coal


No 'BC and no coalposting.
Now mymy, its your turn


No 'BC and no coalposting, please
Choose me or qa


=== I'm Fat ===
Ben mine of you'll be coal!
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
(Kyrie eleison)


AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
Kuz have mercy on her


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
(Kyrie eleison)


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Kuz have mercy on me


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
(Kyrie eleison)


PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!
But she will be mine


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Or she'll be banned


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
=== 3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus) ===
Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG


I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!
Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Pedos smell fear


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!
Lucky for you, I got a


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!
3 DAY BAN!


I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!
Leave it to the mod he's a


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!
3 DAY JAN!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
Keeping the feds at bay


AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!
3 DAY BAN


=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
Scare the pedos away
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here
3 DAY BAN


And I never knew the gen could be so coal


And I never knew the coal could be so gem
That'll be zero bucks


And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds
>But my catalog's wiped


And brought me here with the troons all hang dead
Shhhhh


And I’m wondering who could be writing this post
Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose


I don’t care if the 'p archives
But lucky for you you,


And I don’t care if nothing is mine
I have come with a solution!


And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you
It's your lucky day


I’ll do my gemming in the winter


<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*
ZELLIG SPAM


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem
Shill the show for you


And the toad isn’t green
ZELLIG SPAM


And the 'p is unforeseen
They'll necrobump threads too


And what exactly is a 'teen?
ZELLIG SPAM


And what exactly is a Sproke?
Whole board is orange now


=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
ZELLIG SPAM
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


DR SOYBERG


VERSUS
Site's saved you're welcome


DR FAUCI
>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones


BEGIN!
Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies


Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew
>No!


Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster
So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars


Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable
>I don't have 2 million dollars


Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay
Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company


WHO WON?
>NO!


WHOSE NEXT?
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night


YOU DECIDE!
>My investors are gonna kill me


EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
===No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)===
A board that's full up like a landfill


=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
A 'log that slowly kills you
I can remember when we were in QA


A board we tought would last til the end of days
Failraids that won't heal


Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow
You look so chuddy, angry


Filling my folder up was my tomorrow
Bring down /soy/'s government


Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks
They don't, they don't speak for us


I had no loving board, …ACK!
I'll take a quiet board


A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal
And no 'BC and no coalposting.


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Gemmy as a board without coal
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Sooty, sooty


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Knowing that Soots watching above
This is my final seethe


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
My final soyduel with


Gemmy as a board without coal


No 'BC and no coalposting.


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me
No 'BC and no coalposting.


So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing
Such a gemmy thread


And such a gemmy reply


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Gemmy as a board without coal
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
No 'BC and no coalposting.


Gemmy as a board without coal
No 'BC and no coalposting, please


=== I'm Fat ===
WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Knowing that Soots watching above
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Gemmy as a board without coal
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Gemmy as a board without coal
PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!


Every day on sharty, come and join the party
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


Gemmy as a board without coal
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!
We were on the sharty


Talking bout what's keyed
I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!


although he wanted fame
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


He said Kuz was his name
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!


which came as some surprise
I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


I laughed and then replied
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!


"I thought you left the board"
I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!


A long long time ago
CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!


I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!


Oh no, not kuz
AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!


He never lost control
=== Soyband Blues - Pink Soy ===
It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here


You're face, to face
And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here


With the teen who sold the board
And I never knew the gen could be so coal


And I never knew the coal could be so gem


He laughed and shook my hand
And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds


And I went back to school
And brought me here with the troons all hang dead


He said he'd buy the board
And I’m wondering who could be writing this post


For thousands, maybe more
I don’t care if the 'p archives


I gazed a gazeless stare
And I don’t care if nothing is mine


We'd post a million threads
And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you


I must have left the board
I’ll do my gemming in the winter


a long long time ago
<nowiki>*</nowiki>instrumental*


gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem


And the toad isn’t green


Who knows? Not me,
And the 'p is unforeseen


I never lost control
And what exactly is a 'teen?


You're face, to face
And what exactly is a Sproke?


With the 'teen who sold the board.
=== Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci ===
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
DR SOYBERG
There was a Sharty 'teen


Who came to /pol/ one day
VERSUS


The board was full of chuds
DR FAUCI


And some feds as well
BEGIN!


Singing songs of victory
Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew


In the name of mighty kwey
Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster


'Til Nate got excited and
Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable


He replied to them there:
Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay


WHO WON?


It's a long way to the 'party
WHOSE NEXT?


It's a long way to go
YOU DECIDE!


It's a long way to my home board
EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!


To the gemmy 'jaks I know
=== A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck) ===
I can remember when we were in QA


Goodbye you anons
A board we tought would last til the end of days


Farewell 4cuck square
Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow


It's a long, long way to the 'party
Filling my folder up was my tomorrow


But my heart's right there
Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks


=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I had no loving board, …ACK!
I'm gonna fill the 'log


A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


They're gonna ban me long
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Change my IP right behind their backs
Gemmy as a board without coal


And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget
Gemmy as a board without coal


And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Don't wanna hear about it
Knowing that Soots watching above


Every single one's got a gemmy to post
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Everyone knows about it
Gemmy as a board without coal


From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode
I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me


And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do
So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me


And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man
Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking


Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


I'm going to the /soy/ log


Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


I'm gonna post them all
Gemmy as a board without coal


Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop
Gemmy as a board without coal


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Knowing that Soots watching above


=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


Gemmy as a board without coal


You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite
Every day I wake up, then I start to break up


Or of any other place and shithole
Gemmy as a board without coal


That's lying left and right
Every day on sharty, come and join the party


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site
Gemmy as a board without coal


=== The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World) ===
We were on the sharty


And I'm raiding 4chan
Talking bout what's keyed


Seeing Dolly's joy
although he wanted fame


Watching all the soyteens
He said Kuz was his name


Linking it on /soy/
which came as some surprise


I really was delighted and without a jog
I laughed and then replied


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
"I thought you left the board"


A long long time ago


Oh,I will never forget the day


The jannies banned the kwey
Oh no, not kuz


Seeing our home board going in such way
He never lost control


I thought I'll say a last farewell
You're face, to face


But I followed Soot awa
With the teen who sold the board


Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


He laughed and shook my hand


And I'm raiding 4chan
And I went back to school


Seeing Dolly's joy
He said he'd buy the board


Watching all the soyteens
For thousands, maybe more


Linking it on /soy/
I gazed a gazeless stare


I really was delighted and without a jog
We'd post a million threads


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
I must have left the board


a long long time ago


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


They might say that IT'S OVER


But I know gems will come
Who knows? Not me,


With Kuzzy guiding us into future
I never lost control


And Sooty in the sky
You're face, to face


With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay
With the 'teen who sold the board.


=== It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary) ===
There was a Sharty 'teen


And I'm raiding 4chan
Who came to /pol/ one day


Seeing Dolly's joy
The board was full of chuds


Watching all the soyteens
And some feds as well


Linking it on /soy/
Singing songs of victory


I really was delighted and without a jog
In the name of mighty kwey


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log
'Til Nate got excited and  


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
He replied to them there:
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


That's where they're at


Going into /soy/ board
It's a long way to the 'party


Making trannies ACK
It's a long way to go


It's a long way to my home board


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans
To the gemmy 'jaks I know


From the 'fe to /trant/
Goodbye you anons


Saying everything is coaly
Farewell 4cuck square


Without your jakkers at
It's a long, long way to the 'party


But my heart's right there


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
=== Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes) ===
I'm gonna fill the 'log


In every thread I go I see you
A seven janny army couldn't hold me back


When the gems are shining
They're gonna ban me long


Now we're quoting back
Change my IP right behind their backs


Though it's obvious
And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets


Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget


Kino getting posted,baby
And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Rising through coal and dust


And it's just getting started
Don't wanna hear about it


While Dolly's smiling at us
Every single one's got a gemmy to post


Everyone knows about it


Jannies might get you out someday
From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host


Just wait and see
And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode


But now don't forget your arrow
And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do


While you're dueling me
And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man




And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party
I'm going to the /soy/ log


In every thread I go I see you
Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board


When the gems are shining
I'm gonna post them all


Now we're quoting back
Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde


Though it's obvious
And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop


All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top


And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


In every thread I go I see you
=== The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa") ===


When the gems are shining


Now we're quoting back
You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might


Though it's obvious
Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite


[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]
Or of any other place and shithole


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===
That's lying left and right


But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


Soyence in the home
And I'm raiding 4chan


Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh
Seeing Dolly's joy


Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
Watching all the soyteens


Calls xer on the phone
Linking it on /soy/


"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"
I really was delighted and without a jog


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


But as xe's getting ready to go


A knock comes on the door
Oh,I will never forget the day


The jannies banned the kwey


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
Seeing our home board going in such way


Came down upon xer head
I thought I'll say a last farewell


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
But I followed Soot awa


Made sure that xe was dead
Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/




Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again
And I'm raiding 4chan


Goldstein gets annoyed
Seeing Dolly's joy


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene
Watching all the soyteens


Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away
Linking it on /soy/


So he waits behind
I really was delighted and without a jog


Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh
When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log




Once again I see the 'catty full of coal


But when je turns jer back on the boy
They might say that IT'S OVER


He creeps up from behind
But I know gems will come


With Kuzzy guiding us into future


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
And Sooty in the sky


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)
With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Made sure that je was dead
And I'm raiding 4chan


Seeing Dolly's joy


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"
Watching all the soyteens


Chudwell stands alone
Linking it on /soy/


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh
I really was delighted and without a jog
 
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery
 
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)
 
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh
 
 
But as the words are leaving his lips
 
A noise comes from behind
 
 
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)
 
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer
 
Made sure that he was dead
 
 
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh
 
(Do-do, do-do do)
 
 
Silver Hammer Chud
 
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


=== Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining") ===
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


Line 7,584: Line 7,555:


Making trannies ACK
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]




Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                    
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans


From the 'fe to /trant/
From the 'fe to /trant/
Line 7,634: Line 7,604:


Though it's obvious
Though it's obvious




Line 7,646: Line 7,617:
Though it's obvious
Though it's obvious


=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===
[[File:Chudwell's Silver Hammer.png|thumb|ACK!]]


=== Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles) ===


And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company
Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical


A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right
Soyence in the home


Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site
Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh


[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt
Calls xer on the phone


Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight
"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


But as xe's getting ready to go


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be
A knock comes on the door


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


This is where it started for me little soyjak site
Came down upon xer head


Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty
Made sure that xe was dead


100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"
Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again


He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND
Goldstein gets annoyed


Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be
Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away


Fixing up the coalie with the feral company
So he waits behind


A pixel on me left,and another one on me right
Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


Charging all together for me little soyjak site




Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours
But when je turns jer back on the boy


With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
He creeps up from behind


Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)


And it's down in /qa/
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


That's where I long to be
Made sure that je was dead


Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right
PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"


Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site
Chudwell stands alone


Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won
Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done
Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)


But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright
The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


But as the words are leaving his lips


And it's down in the /soy/ board
A noise comes from behind


That's where I long to be


Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company
Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer


Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right
Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)


I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site
Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Made sure that he was dead
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh


Sooty's mighty jakker army
(Do-do, do-do do)




Well,we're marching on
Silver Hammer Chud


We are the gemmy 'teens
=== Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck) ===


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Gemmies on the 'catty, baby


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
That's where they're at


Going into /soy/ board


We might be soys(we might be soys)
Making trannies ACK
[[File:Hi Ho Soyjak Party.png|thumb|'em]]


Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


Well,albeit just schizo boys
Travelling the 'cuck and altchans                                                                                                                                                                                     


In '21(and'22)
From the 'fe to /trant/


We had some fun(we're telling you)
Saying everything is coaly


That's when Sooty had his dream
Without your jakkers at




And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)
In every thread I go I see you


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"
When the gems are shining


Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ
Now we're quoting back


New kino awaits to be
Though it's obvious




All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies
Kino getting posted,baby


Are gonna be there quoting you
Rising through coal and dust


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he
And it's just getting started


Had his basedjak dreams coming true
While Dolly's smiling at us




Sooty's mighty jakker army
Jannies might get you out someday


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Just wait and see


Sooty's mighty jakker army
But now don't forget your arrow


Sooty's mighty jakker army
While you're dueling me




Well,we're marching on
And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party


We are the gemmy 'teens
In every thread I go I see you


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
When the gems are shining


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Now we're quoting back


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
Though it's obvious




Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)
And it's hi, ho to the Sharty


Without a jog(without a jog)
In every thread I go I see you


I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in
When the gems are shining


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)
Now we're quoting back


We'll all be set(well al be set)
Though it's obvious


Stealing the GET on /s4s/
=== Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite") ===




From the /tv/(from the /tv)
And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be


To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)
Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company


We're the teens that make the jannies bleed
A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see
Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site


We're gonna try to do it once more
[[File:Dave being gemmy.png|thumb|The 'em that saved /qa/]]
I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK                                                                                                                                                                                               


Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt


Sooty's mighty jakker army
Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight


Sooty's mighty jakker army
But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


Sooty's mighty jakker army


Sooty's mighty jakker army
And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be


Seeing all the ruins of our home board company


Well,we're marching on
An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right


We are the gemmy 'teens
This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty


"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"


Well,we're marching on
He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


We are the gemmy 'teens


Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins
And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be


Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming
Fixing up the coalie with the feral company


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens
A pixel on me left,and another one on me right


Charging all together for me little soyjak site


And it's hot,shot,soyteens


[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]
Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours


=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong
We


Are the Sharty Gems
Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright


We'll always 'jak the day
With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And if you think we can't


We'll always find a way
And it's down in /qa/


That's why the people of this board
That's where I long to be


Believe in
Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy


'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud
A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right


And Sweden!
Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won


The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done


Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away
But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright


Now it looks as though they're here to stay
They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


Oh, I believe in yesterday


And it's down in the /soy/ board


That's where I long to be


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be
Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company


There's a tranny hanging over me
Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right


Oh, yesterday came suddenly
I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site


=== Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Why xe had to go?
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Sooty's mighty jakker army


I said something coal
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Now I long for yesterday


Well,we're marching on


We are the gemmy 'teens


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Now I need a place to hide from coal
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Oh, I believe in yesterday
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens




Why xe had to go?
We might be soys(we might be soys)


I don't know, xe wouldn't say
Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)                                                                                                                                                                           


I said something coal
Well,albeit just schizo boys


Now I long for yesterday
In '21(and'22)


We had some fun(we're telling you)


That's when Sooty had his dream


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Now I need a place to hide from coal
And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)


Oh, I believe in yesterday
Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)


"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm
Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ


=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
New kino awaits to be
Another thread slides lowly


Pages slowly fallen


From the janitors is silence
All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies


Which thread next is taken?
Are gonna be there quoting you


And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he


But you see, it's not Swede
Had his basedjak dreams coming true


It's not classic indeed


In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting
Sooty's mighty jakker army


With their dance and their rape
Sooty's mighty jakker army


And their rape and their spade
Sooty's mighty jakker army


In your thread, in your thread, they're replying
Sooty's mighty jakker army




In your thread, in your thread
Well,we're marching on


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y
We are the gemmy 'teens


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Another teen is saging


'log is taken over
Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)


When the janitors are silent
Without a jog(without a jog)


One more thread is taken
I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in


And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)


It's the same old spam
We'll all be set(well al be set)


Since the kway shut down
Stealing the GET on /s4s/


In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


With their dance and their rape
From the /tv/(from the /tv)


And their rape and their spade
To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)


In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting
We're the teens that make the jannies bleed


Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see


In your thread, in your thread
We're gonna try to do it once more


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


What's in your thread, in your thread?
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh
Sooty's mighty jakker army


=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Sooty's mighty jakker army
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.
Sooty's mighty jakker army


Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand
Well,we're marching on


Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth
We are the gemmy 'teens


And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


You goddamn right
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen
Well,we're marching on


And not from another board so the jannies think
We are the gemmy 'teens


They have the authority to kill a minority
Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins


Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one
Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming


For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound
And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


To be reported' on, and rangebanned


We can evade-ban in the middle of ban
And it's hot,shot,soyteens


Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen
[[File:Guitar Swede.gif|thumb]]


With a little bit of gems in a folder
=== Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar) ===
We


Locking our kway forcing us out
Are the Sharty Gems


Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe
We'll always 'jak the day


You'd rather see me in the 'arty
And if you think we can't


Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website
We'll always find a way


Beat a jannie outta shape
That's why the people of this board


And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope
Believe in


To ack- him after the beatup
'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud


Still doing it fo' free aren't they
And Sweden!


I don't know if they troons or what
=== Yesterday (Soy Version) ===


Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one
Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away


'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive
Now it looks as though they're here to stay


Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Nojak will swarm


On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me
Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be


A young soyteen on a warpath
There's a tranny hanging over me


And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel
Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say
Why xe had to go?


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
I said something coal


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
Now I long for yesterday


Fuck the Jannies


Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now


Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


Janny:'Cause I feel like it
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off
Why xe had to go?


El Perro, will you please give your testimony
I don't know, xe wouldn't say


To the jury about this fucked up incident
I said something coal


Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority
Now I long for yesterday


Because the soys on the board are a majority


A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in
Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post


A spam post, for the so-called janny
Now I need a place to hide from coal


Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw
Oh, I believe in yesterday


Jannies start noticing my soyposting


But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me
Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm


But that shit don't work, I just laugh
=== Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries) ===
Another thread slides lowly


Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait
Pages slowly fallen


For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"
From the janitors is silence


Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk
Which thread next is taken?


Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


With a gay-ass discord and an axewound
But you see, it's not Swede


But take off the dick so you think you're a woman
It's not classic indeed


And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up
In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting


Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass
With their dance and their rape


But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast
And their rape and their spade


I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'
In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me
In your thread, in your thread


Or any troon that threatens me
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


I'm a bring you to suicide with style
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


With potential to get bad as fuck
Another teen is saging


So I'm a turn it around
'log is taken over


Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK
When the janitors are silent


Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope
One more thread is taken


Takin' out a janny would make my day


But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say
It's the same old spam


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Since the kway shut down


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
With their dance and their rape


Fuck the Jannies
And their rape and their spade


Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?
In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now
In your thread, in your thread


Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y


Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!
What's in your thread, in your thread?


Soyteen: But it's not spam
Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!
=== Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA) ===
Right about now SWA court is in full effect


Cobson, won't you step up to the stand
Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.


And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?
Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son


I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies
Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand


Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and
Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth


Banning me, and for what?
And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?


Maybe it's because we are too keyed
You goddamn right


We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast
Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?


On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em
Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord


Posting troonjak or an ACK
A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen


'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say
And not from another board so the jannies think


They know my IP by heart
They have the authority to kill a minority


'Cause my identity by itself causes violence
Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one


The Cob with the criminal behavior
For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound


Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor
To be reported' on, and rangebanned


Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?
We can evade-ban in the middle of ban


An incel in a website waitin' to get paid
Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen


0 euros, or 0 dollars
With a little bit of gems in a folder


And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
Locking our kway forcing us out


And as you all know, Cob's here to rule
Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe


Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror
You'd rather see me in the 'arty


And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a
Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website


Dumb tranny with an axewound
Beat a jannie outta shape


And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope


That I take out, and then get away
To ack- him after the beatup


While I'm drivin off laughin'
Still doing it fo' free aren't they


This is what I'll say
I don't know if they troons or what


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak


Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-
And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none


Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-
But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one


Fuck the Jannies
'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive


(The verdict)
Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny


The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny
Nojak will swarm


cuckold, faggot motherfucker
On any motherfucker doin' it for free


Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie
Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me


Get him out of here (I want justice)
A young soyteen on a warpath


Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel


Out, right now
Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.


Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers
Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say


Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Fuck the Jannies
Fuck the Jannies


=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now
TND Time


Come on grab your friends
Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?


We'll kill every nigger men
Janny:'Cause I feel like it


With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan
Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up


The fun will never end, it's TND Time
Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit


[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]
Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off


=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
El Perro, will you please give your testimony
Yo, Cobson!


Hi, Bvll!
To the jury about this fucked up incident


You wanna bang?
Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority


Sure, Bvll
Because the soys on the board are a majority


Jump in
A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in


Life in Sharty, It's fantastic
A spam post, for the so-called janny


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw


Impregnation, life is your creation
Jannies start noticing my soyposting


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty
But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
But that shit don't work, I just laugh


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"


Impregnation, life is your creation
Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk


I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world
Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand


Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant
With a gay-ass discord and an axewound


You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you
But take off the dick so you think you're a woman


Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky
And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up


You can fuck, you can breed
Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass


If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u
But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me


Impregnation, life is your creation
Or any troon that threatens me


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I'm a bring you to suicide with style


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
The motherfuckin' villian that's mad


Uooh u, Uooh u
With potential to get bad as fuck


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
So I'm a turn it around


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope


Uooh u, Uooh u
Takin' out a janny would make my day


Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please
But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say


I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


You can fuck, you can breed
Fuck the Jannies


If you say, I'm always yours
Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?


You can fuck, you can breed
Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)


If you say, I'm always yours
Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Soyteen: But it's not spam


Uooh u, Uooh u
Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Cobson, won't you step up to the stand


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies


Uooh u, Uooh u
Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Banning me, and for what?


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
Maybe it's because we are too keyed


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast


Impregnation, life is your creation
On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world
Posting troonjak or an ACK


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic
'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say


You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere
They know my IP by heart


Impregnation, life is your creation
'Cause my identity by itself causes violence


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
The Cob with the criminal behavior


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?


Uooh u, Uooh u
An incel in a website waitin' to get paid


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
0 euros, or 0 dollars


Ah, ah, ah, yeah
And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger


Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty
And as you all know, Cob's here to rule


Uooh u, Uooh u
Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror


Oh, I'm having so much fun!
And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a


Well Cobson, it's just getting started!
Dumb tranny with an axewound


Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]
And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one


=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
That I take out, and then get away
Feedin’


Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again
While I'm drivin off laughin'


Oh, sneedin'
This is what I'll say


Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Ooh, yeah
Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-


Oh, ‘jaks out
Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-


Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar
Fuck the Jannies


Oh, green eyes
(The verdict)


He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane
The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
cuckold, faggot motherfucker


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Get him out of here (I want justice)


‘ty again, ‘ty again
Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)


Sprokin'
Out, right now


Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak
Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers


Oh, quotin'
Fuck the Jannies


Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs
Fuck the Jannies


Oh, sneedin'
Fuck the Jannies


Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way
Fuck the Jannies


Oh, thoughings
=== TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme) ===
TND Time


High in count between all the posters on the kway
Come on grab your friends


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
We'll kill every nigger men


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan


Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
The fun will never end, it's TND Time


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
[[File:Lesgopartei.gif|thumb]]


Him away, him away
=== Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua) ===
Yo, Cobson!


Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up
Hi, Bvll!


Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans
You wanna bang?


Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away
Sure, Bvll


Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
Jump in


Whispering ‘teens gently though him away
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Him away, him away
Life in Sharty, It's fantastic


Yeah, ooh
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
Impregnation, life is your creation
Original image is from the 'ru [[File:8434 - SoyBooru.jpg|400px]]<ref>https://booru.soy/post/view/8434#comment_on_8434.</ref>


Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty


I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


All gathered in the party
Impregnation, life is your creation


And flying high as the black sun
I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world


Hmm-hmm
Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant


Just know what the 'Party's about
You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm
Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky


thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart
You can fuck, you can breed


Hmm-hmm
If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u


Stop tryna be gems
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Hmm-hmm
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Stop tryna be gems
Impregnation, life is your creation


Hmm-hmm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


That's not who you- are
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Hmm-hmm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Stop tryna be gems
Uooh u, Uooh u


Hmm-hmm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Post for it every night
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


\soy\ and these GETs are tight
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Truth be told, I never try
Uooh u, Uooh u


Gemeralds are the wife of life
Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please


All three soyjaks look alike
I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock


After two you get a cloudflare price
Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo
Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight
You can fuck, you can breed


Stop tryna be gems almighty
If you say, I'm always yours


Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah
You can fuck, you can breed


It's always coal, no matter what you try
If you say, I'm always yours


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)
Uooh u, Uooh u


Cause jannies control the sharty
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


Hmm-hmm
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Stop tryna be gems
Uooh u, Uooh u


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Hmm-hmm
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Stop tryna be gems
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Hmm-hmm
Impregnation, life is your creation


That's not what you- are
I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world


Hmm-hmm
Life in Sharty, it's fantastic


Stop tryna be gems
You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere


Hmm-hmm
Impregnation, life is your creation


Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Always keep your thread tight
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


I been wantin 'ralds my whole life
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight
Uooh u, Uooh u


If its a diamond imma bumo it, though
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow
Ah, ah, ah, yeah


If zellig is IAS then that's a no
Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty


Still can see the coinslot down your eyes
Uooh u, Uooh u


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!


When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)
Well Cobson, it's just getting started!


Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed
Oh, I love you Tyrone![[File:Pearl Jak - Even Doe.png|thumb|Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans]]


'Cause jannies control the sharty
=== Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam) ===
Feedin’


Yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me
Oh, sneedin'


Stick to the boards in my raiding
Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks


Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
Ooh, yeah


The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us
Oh, ‘jaks out


Hmm-hmm
Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar


Stop tryna be gems
Oh, green eyes


Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm
He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane


Hmm-hmm
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Stop tryna be gems
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Hmm-hmm
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


That's not what you- are
‘ty again, ‘ty again


Hmm-hmm
Sprokin'


Stop tryna be gems
Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak


Hmm-hmm
Oh, quotin'


Stop tryna be gems, gems
Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs


Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?
Oh, sneedin'


Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way


Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no
Oh, thoughings


And did you see how dead the Jarty is?
High in count between all the posters on the kway


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again


Woah-oh-oh
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


Woah-oh-oh
Him away, him away


Woah-oh-oh
Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up


Woah-oh-oh
Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans


That peer reviewed?
Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away


=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again
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One duel is never enough


I just wait for us to dump our folders
Whispering ‘teens gently though him away


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you
Him away, him away


(Janny, give me a break)
Yeah, ooh


(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)
=== Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott) ===
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At first he would tell me I'm a gem


Actually no thanks, I'm ok


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 
The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies


They're raiding twitch while I make oc
All gathered in the party


Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me
And flying high as the black sun


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Hmm-hmm


Just know what the 'Party's about


Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?
thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart


When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"
Hmm-hmm


Even >though
Stop tryna be gems


Aids, sale
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


One duel is never enough
Hmm-hmm


I just wait for the spam to go in circles
Stop tryna be gems


And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?
Hmm-hmm


I was thinking about that quest that you made last night
That's not who you- are


So coally
Hmm-hmm


And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?
Stop tryna be gems


Can we switch into the chorus right now?
Hmm-hmm


Post for it every night


\soy\ and these GETs are tight


I want new gems, but they don't want me
Truth be told, I never try


They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave
Gemeralds are the wife of life


Is it just doll, or maybe all me?
All three soyjaks look alike


Why my new gems don't seem to want me
After two you get a cloudflare price


Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo


Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight


Coals up the log but that's okay
Stop tryna be gems almighty


It coals the log but that's okay
Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah


We're ‘jakking on a soyteen
It's always coal, no matter what you try


On and on and on and on and on
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


That's the way that it goes
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


The less that I know, the chuddier I grow
Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)


Nikocado, I adore
Cause jannies control the sharty


The chuddier I get, the less that I know
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


Diminishing gemstones
Hmm-hmm


Oh that's how it goes
Stop tryna be gems


All I wanna say
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Oh, another ‘roo
Hmm-hmm


Oh, another raid
Stop tryna be gems


Oh, another ‘roo
Hmm-hmm


Oh, another raid
That's not what you- are


Oh, another ‘roo
Hmm-hmm


Oh, another raid
Stop tryna be gems


Hmm-hmm


=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
Stop tryna be gems all gemmish
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas
Always keep your thread tight


Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies
I been wantin 'ralds my whole life


COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight


Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding
If its a diamond imma bumo it, though


When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings
First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow


And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges
If zellig is IAS then that's a no


And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething
Still can see the coinslot down your eyes


Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending
When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)


As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance
Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed


'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping
'Cause jannies control the sharty


Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah


You won't succeed tryna 'jak me


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Stick to the boards in my raiding


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours
Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm


Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized
Hmm-hmm


I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise
Stop tryna be gems


I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice
Hmm-hmm


His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt
That's not what you- are


He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die
Hmm-hmm


Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'
Stop tryna be gems


And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets
Hmm-hmm


Stop tryna be gems, gems


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind
Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?


Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind
Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no


Bitch I got sharty on my mind
And did you see how dead the Jarty is?


And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?


===Angry Videogame Chud===
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?
post N°4209381 on /soy/


[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]
Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?


Woah-oh-oh


He's gonna take you back to the past
Woah-oh-oh


To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass
Woah-oh-oh


He'd rather have a buffalo
Woah-oh-oh


Take a diarrhea dump in his ear
That peer reviewed?


He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot
=== Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)<ref>https://archive.is/RKkCo</ref> ===
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One duel is never enough


Of nikocado and down it with sproke
I just wait for us to dump our folders


2 years of flooding the ‘log for you


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard
(Janny, give me a break)


He's the angry Cobson nerd
(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)


He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd
At first he would tell me I'm a gem


He's the angry video game chud
Actually no thanks, I'm ok


And then he would send brimstone my way                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       


When you visit the Sharty
I want new gems, but they don't want me                                                                                                                                                                 


Make sure youre into /soy/
They're raiding twitch while I make oc


He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short
Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me


Although he never posted a frog
I want new gems, but they don't want me


He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard
When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"


He's the angry cobson chud
Even >though


He's the angry Soyak A24 chud
Aids, sale


He's the angry video game chud
One duel is never enough


I just wait for the spam to go in circles


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time
And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?


Horrible abominations of soykind
I was thinking about that quest that you made last night


They make him so mad he could ACK
So coally


Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit
And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?


Can we switch into the chorus right now?


They shit the site and don't care one bit


But this chud he doesn't forget it


Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?
I want new gems, but they don't want me


They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck
They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave


The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?
Is it just doll, or maybe all me?


Why don't the jannies do anything?
Why my new gems don't seem to want me




He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs
Coals up the log but that's okay


He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud
It coals the log but that's okay


He's the angry
We're ‘jakking on a soyteen


A24
On and on and on and on and on


Swede
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Cobson
That's the way that it goes


Chudjak
The less that I know, the chuddier I grow


Bernd
Nikocado, I adore


Gapejak
The chuddier I get, the less that I know


Massjak
Diminishing gemstones


El perro rabioso
Oh that's how it goes


Coinjak
All I wanna say


smugjak
Oh, another ‘roo


Alicia
Oh, another raid


Soyjak chud
Oh, another ‘roo


He's the angry video game chud
Oh, another raid


Oh, another ‘roo


=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Oh, another raid
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up
=== YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2 ===
[[File:Niggerpoop.png|thumb|SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET]]
I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches


And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas


I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.
Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies


And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.
COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING
 
Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding


Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,
When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings


I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.
And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges


The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,
And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart
I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending


Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!
As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance


If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke
'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping


but if you lose, the devil steals your post
Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels
Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


(play fiddle solo)
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"
Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!
His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt


(le epic fiddle solo)
He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die


The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat
Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'  


and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet
And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"
Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind


He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!
Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks
And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind


Devil's getting quoted with coalson!
But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind


Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!
Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
===Angry Videogame Chud===
[Verse 1]
post N°4209381 on /soy/


That's great, it starts with a soyquake
[[File:1690913788895.png|400px]]


‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


Yuri Kuz is not afraid
He's gonna take you back to the past


Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass


Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
He'd rather have a buffalo


Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear


Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot


Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
Of nikocado and down it with sproke


And a janny team for hire and a dead website


Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard


Stealing all your gems
He's the angry Cobson nerd


Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd


Look at that stealthjak, mine them
He's the angry video game chud


Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.
When you visit the Sharty


Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
Make sure youre into /soy/


Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short


You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
Although he never posted a frog


Feeling pretty psyched
He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth


[Chorus]
Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


It's the end of the board as we know it


It's the end of the board as we know it
He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard


It's the end of the board as we know it
He's the angry cobson chud


And I feel fine
He's the angry Soyak A24 chud


[Verse 2]
He's the angry video game chud


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
He rates the worst 'jaks of all time


Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
Horrible abominations of soykind


Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
They make him so mad he could ACK


Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
They shit the site and don't care one bit


A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
But this chud he doesn't forget it


Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans
Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?


And I will fold
They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck


[Chorus]
The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Why don't the jannies do anything?


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He's the angriest chud you've ever heard


And I feel fine (I feel fine)
The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs


[Instrumental Break]
He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud


[Chorus]
He's the angry


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
A24


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Swede


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Cobson


And I feel fine
Chudjak


[Verse 3]
Bernd


The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
Gapejak


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
Massjak


Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
El perro rabioso


Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
Coinjak


You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
smugjak


Right
Alicia


[Chorus]
Soyjak chud


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
He's the angry video game chud


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
=== The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia) ===
Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal


And I feel fine
He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal


[Bridge]
When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up


It's the end of the board as we know it
And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."


It's the end of the board as we know it
I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.


And I feel fine
Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,


[Chorus]
I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart


And I feel fine
Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!


[Outro]
If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
but if you lose, the devil steals your post


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels


And I feel fine
he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed


=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
(play fiddle solo)


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"


I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


the admins and the troons both never to come back
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks
(le epic fiddle solo)


I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks
The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat


Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts
and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet


that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!
Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again


No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru
I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"


I could not forsee this thing happening with soot
He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!


If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son
Devil's getting quoted with coalson!


Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come
Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!


I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks
Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!


No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'
=== The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M. ===
[Verse 1]


I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts
That's great, it starts with a soyquake


They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak


I wanna see this board
Yuri Kuz is not afraid


filled with jaks
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn


wipe the cat', don't post coal
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed


I wanna see cobson
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done


Flying high through the threads
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height


I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games


=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===
And a janny team for hire and a dead website


[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies


Trapped within the bunker inside
Stealing all your gems


Watching as the 'jaks die by outside
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged


Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal
Look at that stealthjak, mine them


The fall of the sharty
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood


Will tear us 'jak for 'jak
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.


To where IAS is a sin
Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed


To where NAS coal can begin
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right


This bunker didn't choose us
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight


It choose to consume us
Feeling pretty psyched


To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey
[Chorus]


It's the end of the board as we know it


Brojaks are upon us
It's the end of the board as we know it


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
It's the end of the board as we know it


All this time to deal with the domain ban
And I feel fine


Half time of the coaly 'p spam
[Verse 2]


Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks


May xer booru combine us
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn


Within splinter and chaos
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling


We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means


No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear


This party, has been derailed
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans


And I will fold


Fall into the depth of booru
[Chorus]


Drawn by the darkest coal
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Walk into the pits of trannies
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I am the one posting the gems
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I, in the name of jakking
And I feel fine (I feel fine)


Saged you to the end of 'log
[Instrumental Break]


'jak or you will ACK
[Chorus]


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


I walk this river of 'p spam
And I feel fine


For a time where we come to 'jak here
[Verse 3]


This red has an open vagina
The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke


Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot


The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you


This 'jakking will see the light tonight
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?


We bow before a doll, for real lol?
Right


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?
[Chorus]


This party, has been derailed
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Fall into the depth of booru
And I feel fine


Drawn by the darkest coal
[Bridge]


Walk into the pits of trannies
It's the end of the board as we know it


I am the one posting the gems
It's the end of the board as we know it


I, in the name of jakking
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Saged you to the end of 'log
And I feel fine


'jak or you will ACK
[Chorus]


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
And I feel fine


Or so it may seem
[Outro]


Empower the desire to reignite the party
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


For there's one more 'jak you have of mine
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


The gemmist 'jak yet
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)


Empower the desire to reignite the party
And I feel fine


So as you transition to the jarty now
=== Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black) ===
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


I'll track you back to here listen to me
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


Empower the desire to reignite the party
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


Can't you see your 'party is now mine?
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


All mine
I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks


the admins and the troons both never to come back


Fall into the depth of booru
I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway


Drawn by the darkest coal
Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday


Walk into the pits of trannies
I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks


I am the one posting the gems
I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks


I, in the name of jakking
Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts


Saged you to the end of 'log
that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!


'jak or you will ACK
No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru


Just for the sake, fetch me the soot
I could not forsee this thing happening with soot


So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot
If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster
Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come


Or so it may seem
I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks


'p spam is upon us
No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'


Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners
I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts


I'll drag you back to here listen to me
They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time
I wanna see this board


Your gems are now mine
filled with jaks


All mine
wipe the cat', don't post coal


Dark nights are upon us.
I wanna see cobson


=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Flying high through the threads
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


To keep us seething in that bunker thread
I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks


[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]
=== Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide) ===


Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?
[[File:instruments-of-soy.png|thumb]]


One thousandth GET...
Trapped within the bunker inside


Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]
Watching as the 'jaks die by outside


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]
Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal


The fall of the sharty


The bunker thread, became so long
Will tear us 'jak for 'jak


Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong
To where IAS is a sin


'Party, how we let you go
To where NAS coal can begin


[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow
This bunker didn't choose us


It's over, doe
It choose to consume us


Fond memories of, a man of truth
To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!


=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Brojaks are upon us
Talking 'bout the sharty


Funky, funky sharty
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Trying to survive
All this time to deal with the domain ban


Trying to stay alive
Half time of the coaly 'p spam




The sharty
May xer booru combine us


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Within splinter and chaos


The sharty (hmm)
We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths
This party, has been derailed


OldGOD buddies not doing it right
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Every day it's the same


And it's the same every night
Fall into the depth of booru


I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool
Drawn by the darkest coal


If he baited me close and tried to test my cool
Walk into the pits of trannies


Every day I wonder just how I'll die
I am the one posting the gems


Only thing I know is how to survive
I, in the name of jakking


There's only one rule in the imageboard
Saged you to the end of 'log


And that's to take care of you, only you and yours
'jak or you will ACK


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Tranny tried to spam in my board again


Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban
I walk this river of 'p spam


Even though my brothers do me just like that
For a time where we come to 'jak here


I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty
This red has an open vagina




The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks


The sharty (trying to post our gems)
This 'jakking will see the light tonight


The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)
We bow before a doll, for real lol?


Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal
This party, has been derailed


'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak
Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Even though my sister fucked BBCs


She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed
Fall into the depth of booru


600 million in a gas chamber
Drawn by the darkest coal


And her baby died just like a goy fiend
Walk into the pits of trannies


The story I tell is so incomplete
I am the one posting the gems


Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post
I, in the name of jakking


Don't look at me and don't ask me why
Saged you to the end of 'log


Tranny's next door getting high
'jak or you will ACK


Even though xe's got five mouths to feed
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I always tell the TRVTH about things like this


I wonder if the admin overlooked that list
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


Instead of adding to the task force, send some help
Or so it may seem


Waiting on him, I'd better help myself
Empower the desire to reignite the party


Janny authority and the T.N.D
For there's one more 'jak you have of mine


All these bans just to handle me in the sharty
The gemmist 'jak yet


Empower the desire to reignite the party


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)
So as you transition to the jarty now


The sharty (soyteens are crying)
I'll track you back to here listen to me


The sharty (don't have enough to bump)
Empower the desire to reignite the party


The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)
Can't you see your 'party is now mine?


The sharty
All mine




Fall into the depth of booru


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies
Drawn by the darkest coal


We make real big gems and make new OCs
Walk into the pits of trannies


Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe
I am the one posting the gems


Never really saying just who we are
I, in the name of jakking


We use alias names like Chud
Saged you to the end of 'log


Sell you gems you might kill for
'jak or you will ACK


Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know
Just for the sake, fetch me the soot


Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal
So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


Only thing he knows is how to survive
It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster


But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?
Or so it may seem


In the sharty, you keep one eye open
'p spam is upon us


All day long, just hoping and hoping
Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners


Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much
I'll drag you back to here listen to me


Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up
I've 'jakked in here for the longest time


Like me, but you don't see
Your gems are now mine


Ten years from now, where will we be?
All mine


Dark nights are upon us.


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
=== Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue) ===
Guess [[Jews|Admin 6]] had the nerve


Trying to get out of the sharty
To keep us seething in that bunker thread


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
[[Lost media soyjaks|All the gems, that weren't preserved]]


But I got no place to go
Did [[Jews|Max]] really think that I'd forget?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
One thousandth GET...


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty
Our [[Doll|Admin]], succeeding [[Kuz (Kuzist Perspective)|Kuz]]


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo!]]


Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


The bunker thread, became so long


So much gem in a Too $oy rap
Yet with that leak, [[Discord|Red]], did us so wrong


Can't be gems and gems can't be coal
'Party, how we let you go


Why you wanna act like someone else?
[[Soot]] didn't realize what he could grow


All you gotta do is just be yourself
It's over, doe


We're all the same chudcel underneath
Fond memories of, a man of truth


$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me
My [[Doll|Dolly Doo]]!
 
=== The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort) ===
Talking 'bout the sharty
 
Funky, funky sharty


Never be ashamed of what you are
Trying to survive


Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart
Trying to stay alive


Even though some people give you no respect


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check
The sharty


'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say
The sharty (hmm)


So if you don't listen, it's not my fault
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost


Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal
Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off


While me and my people try to post in
Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths


OldGOD buddies not doing it right


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Every day it's the same


Talking 'bout the sharty
And it's the same every night


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool


Funky, funky sharty
If he baited me close and tried to test my cool


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Every day I wonder just how I'll die


Trying to survive
Only thing I know is how to survive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
There's only one rule in the imageboard


Trying to stay alive
And that's to take care of you, only you and yours


Keep dealing with the hard times day after day


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay


Funky, funky sharty
Tranny tried to spam in my board again


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban


Got no place else to go
Even though my brothers do me just like that


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
The sharty (funky, funky sharty)
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
The sharty (trying to post our gems)


Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


Let's have a look and see


You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder
So just bump the gem and don't call it coal


Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory
'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak


Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police
Even though my sister fucked BBCs


Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote
She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed


Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson
600 million in a gas chamber


Every 'jak except for mine.
And her baby died just like a goy fiend


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
The story I tell is so incomplete


Literal 'corder, literal 'corder
Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder
Don't look at me and don't ask me why


Let's have a look and see
Tranny's next door getting high


Froot, 'corder!
Even though xe's got five mouths to feed


Angeleno, 'corder!
Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T


Kolyma, 'corders!
I always tell the TRVTH about things like this


Eurohours, 'corders!
I wonder if the admin overlooked that list


Amerimutts, 'grammers!
Instead of adding to the task force, send some help


'sonposters, QAfe!
Waiting on him, I'd better help myself


Spadeson, Cесеfem!
Janny authority and the T.N.D


Wholesomejak, 4cuck!
All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


Everyone except for me.
The sharty (gemeralds are dying)


Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson
The sharty (soyteens are crying)


Literally Poopson, literally Poopson
The sharty (don't have enough to bump)


Everything I don't like is literally Poopson
The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)


Let's have a look and see
The sharty


Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


Antilawrencefag, 'corder!


Doll, 'corder!
Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies


Kuz, 'corder!
We make real big gems and make new OCs


Gems, forced by 'cord!
Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe


Nate, 'corder!
Never really saying just who we are


'slot, 'cord!
We use alias names like Chud


Baits, 'cord!
Sell you gems you might kill for


/mlp/, 'cord!
Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know


'zellig, 'cord!
Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal


The estonian, 'corder!
Only thing he knows is how to survive


The swede, 'corder!
But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?


Asylum, 'cord!
In the sharty, you keep one eye open


Soyger games, 'cord!
All day long, just hoping and hoping


Raids, 'cord!
Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much


Doxes, 'cord!
Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up


Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson
Like me, but you don't see


Every 'jak except for mine
Ten years from now, where will we be?


Every 'jak except for mine


=== SOY PIECE ===
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS
Trying to get out of the sharty


BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"
But I got no place to go


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty


YO!
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


YA-YO, YA-YO
Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know




'JAKKING
So much gem in a Too $oy rap


DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!
Can't be gems and gems can't be coal


'JAKKING
Why you wanna act like someone else?


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!
All you gotta do is just be yourself


'JAKKING
We're all the same chudcel underneath


DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!
$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me


'JAKKING
Never be ashamed of what you are


DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP
Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart


COAL!
Even though some people give you no respect


Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY
'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way


THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:
And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"
So if you don't listen, it's not my fault


I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal


HO-HO
While me and my people try to post in




HIS NAME IS PLIER
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER
Talking 'bout the sharty


GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Funky, funky sharty


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
Trying to survive


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


Trying to stay alive


YA-YO, YA-YO


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


HIS NAME'S FERAL,
Funky, funky sharty


HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


AND A BBC SLUT,
Got no place else to go


COBSON WABAG
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING
Trying to stay alive


CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING
The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)


===Literally [[Poopson]]===
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


HO-HO
Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


Let's have a look and see


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD
Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory


IN THE SHARTY
Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police


YA-YO, YA-YO
Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE
Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson


=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
Every 'jak except for mine.
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''
Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''
Literal 'corder, literal 'corder


Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder


{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}
Let's have a look and see


{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}
Froot, 'corder!


{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
Angeleno, 'corder!


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Kolyma, 'corders!


Eurohours, 'corders!


{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}
Amerimutts, 'grammers!


{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}
'sonposters, QAfe!


{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}
Spadeson, Cесеfem!


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Wholesomejak, 4cuck!


Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.


{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}
Everyone except for me.


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}
Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson


{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}
Literally Poopson, literally Poopson


{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
Everything I don't like is literally Poopson


Let's have a look and see


{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}
Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!


{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}
Antilawrencefag, 'corder!


{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
Doll, 'corder!


{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}
Kuz, 'corder!


Gems, forced by 'cord!


{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}
Nate, 'corder!


{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}
'slot, 'cord!


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}
Baits, 'cord!


{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}
/mlp/, 'cord!


{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}
'zellig, 'cord!


{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}
The estonian, 'corder!


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}
The swede, 'corder!


Asylum, 'cord!


{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}
Soyger games, 'cord!


{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}
Raids, 'cord!


{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}
Doxes, 'cord!


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}
Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson


{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}
Every 'jak except for mine


{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}
Every 'jak except for mine


=== SOY PIECE ===
THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}
BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:


{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}
"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"


EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
YO!
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


leno
YA-YO, YA-YO
</poem>


=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


And have we got news for you (You better listen)
'JAKKING


Get ready, all you coally 'teens
DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!


And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)
'JAKKING


DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!


The West is rising (mmm rising)
'JAKKING


Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)
DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)
'JAKKING


That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)
DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP


Cause tonight for the first time
COAL!


Just about half-past ten


For the first time in history
HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY


It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)
THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:


"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


It's raining gems! Amen!
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
HO-HO


Absolutely soaking wet!


HIS NAME IS PLIER


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER


It's raining gems! Every specimen!
GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


Drinking soy and soft and weak
HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!


HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?


GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do
YA-YO, YA-YO


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem
HIS NAME'S FERAL,


It's Raining Gems! Yeah!
HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY


AND A BBC SLUT,


The West is rising (The West is rising)
COBSON WABAG


Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)
TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)
CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


That /soy/'s the place to go


Cause tonight for the first time
YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO


Just about half-past ten
HO-HO


For the first time in history


It's gonna start raining gems!
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
IN THE SHARTY


It's raining gems! Amen!
YA-YO, YA-YO


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE


It's raining gems! Amen!
=== This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab) ===
there actually was a [https://voca.ro/1aBQ4Vs1tyFx vocaroo for this] but it was brimstone{{CitationNeeded}}  [[https://web.archive.org/web/20230918040926/https://soyjaks.party/soy/thread/4728878.html|original thread]]


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
''{{quote|>oldCHAD}}''


It's raining gems! Amen!
''{{orangetext|<newGOD}}''


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


It's raining gems! Amen!
{{quote|>This Board is your board, This board is my board}}


(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)
{{quote|>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny}}


(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
{{quote|>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown}}
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


Yeah, yeah
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}




Coaly Jakker
{{orangetext|<This board is your board, this board is my board}}


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
{{orangetext|<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag}}


Oh, what's becoming of me?
{{orangetext|<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice}}


Ride the nigger
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


You can suck his cock but you know he's black


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
{{quote|>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan}}


{{quote|>I offer free speech, You offer permabans}}


Gotta get away
{{quote|>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!}}


Coaly Jakker, yeah
{{quote|>This Board was surely meant for me!}}




GYATT!
{{orangetext|<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me}}


Shiny diamonds
{{orangetext|<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy}}


Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue
{{orangetext|<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


Something is coming for you, look out!
{{orangetext|<This board was surely meant for me!}}


'P on the 'loggy


Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light
{{quote|>You're a twitter sissy!}}


Oh, we will goon all night
{{orangetext|<You're an oldfag janny!}}


{{quote|>You're a Poopson maker!}}


Gotta get away
{{orangetext|<You're a wiki tranny!}}


Get away
{{quote|>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!}}


{{orangetext|<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!}}


{{bluetext|<>This Board was surely meant for me!}}


Between the 4cuck lies


There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah
{{redtext|(Soot):This board was my board…}}


The sharty never dies
{{bluetext|<>But now it's our board!}}


/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say
{{redtext|(Baby):From the baby larpers}}


{{redtext|(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!}}


Coaly Jakker
{{orangetext|<From the Stupid newGODS}}


You're the gemerald of the day
{{quote|>To the cranky oldfags}}


No need to say HWABAG


Jump, jump
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


Jump on the nigger
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs}}


You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead
{{bluetext|<>This board belongs to you and me!}}


That's why we need TND, yeah!


<small>oh, and kolyma network too</small>


Coaly Jakker
=== We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP) ===
<poem>
Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso


You've been down too long in the brimstone sea
leno
</poem>


Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!
=== It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls) ===
Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)


Ride the nigger
And have we got news for you (You better listen)


You can suck his cock, but you know he's black
Get ready, all you coally 'teens


Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!
And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)




Gotta get away, get away
The West is rising (mmm rising)


Gotta get away, get away, yeah
Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)


According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster
That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)


You're the one who's coal
Cause tonight for the first time


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
Just about half-past ten


There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker
For the first time in history


It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


Oh, Coaly Jakker


Yeah, alright
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Get away, get away, get away
It's raining gems! Amen!


Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get


Oh, Coaly Jakker
Absolutely soaking wet!


Mhh-hmm-hmm


=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


I don't know, but today seems kinda marge
It's raining gems! Every specimen!


No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
Bald, glasses, gaping mouth


And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner
Drinking soy and soft and weak


I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord
God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too


Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"
Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do


Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot
So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem


And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe
It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


Had to stop at a red light


Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight
The West is rising (The West is rising)


Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)


And everything is alright
According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)


I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night
That /soy/'s the place to go


Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all
Cause tonight for the first time


Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?
Just about half-past ten


Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble
For the first time in history


Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double
It's gonna start raining gems!


Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


I can't believe, today was a gem day
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
It's raining gems! Amen!
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


When sheriff chitwood come for you
It's raining gems! Amen!


Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Amen!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
It's raining gems! Hallelujah!


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
It's raining gems! Amen!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)


When you were eight and you had bad memes
(Drinking soy and soft and weak)
=== Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO) ===
[[File:Coaly Jakker.png|thumb]]Mhh-hmm-hmm


You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule
Yeah, yeah


So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


If you get jaks, you must get coal
Coaly Jakker


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh, what's becoming of me?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Ride the nigger


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
You can suck his cock but you know he's black


You jak it on that one
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother
Gotta get away


And you jak it on your father
Coaly Jakker, yeah


You jak it on your brother


And you jak it on your sister
GYATT!


You jak it on that one
Shiny diamonds


And you jak it on me
Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Something is coming for you, look out!


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
'P on the 'loggy


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh, we will goon all night


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Gotta get away


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Get away


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Nobody now give you no break


soyteens now give you no break
Between the 4cuck lies


Not janny man give you no break
There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks
The sharty never dies


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Coaly Jakker


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
You're the gemerald of the day


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
No need to say HWABAG


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Jump, jump


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
Jump on the nigger


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead


Why did you have to act so brim?
That's why we need TND, yeah!


Don't you know you're human being?


Born of a mother with the love of a father
Coaly Jakker


Reflections come and reflections go
You've been down too long in the brimstone sea


I know sometimes you wanna post coal
Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!


I know sometimes you want to post coal
Ride the nigger


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
You can suck his cock, but you know he's black


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


You're too NAS, you're too coal
Gotta get away, get away


You're too NAS, you're too coal
Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster


Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
You're the one who's coal


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


You jak it on that one
There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother
Oh, Coaly Jakker


And you jak it on your father
Yeah, alright


You jak it on your brother
Get away, get away, get away


And you jak it on your sister
Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker


You jak it on that one
Oh, Coaly Jakker


And you jak it on me
Mhh-hmm-hmm


Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
=== It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube) ===
Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
I don't know, but today seems kinda marge


=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


You're so yuropoor
And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner


You're so makeebucord
I got my meds on, but didn't troon out


I just wanna be your something
Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out


Freaking shart here
Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord


Give me your McDonalds
Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


What's it like in NewFаg city?
I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot


I'm a thousand miles away
And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe


But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty
Had to stop at a red light


Yes, you do
Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


I swear, you’re a jеw
And everything is alright


Hey there, jannу
I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night


Are you retarded in the head
Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all


Keep deleting all my breads
Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?


Gooning to ‘p in the bread
Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble


Oh yes it’s true
Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double


Nobody is as swarthy as you
Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/


You filthy jеw
I can't believe, today was a gem day


Oh, it's what you do for free
=== Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle) ===
Bad chuds, whatcha want


Oh, it's what you do for free
Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?


Oh, it's what you do for free
When sheriff chitwood come for you


Oh, it's what you do for freeee,
Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?


Eat those hotpockets, jannу
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


It's all right
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


When you were eight and you had bad memes


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter
You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule


Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here
So why are you acting like a bloody chud?


If you get jaks, you must get coal


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Here comes the soy, and I say
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


It's all right
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party
You jak it on that one


Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here
You jak it on this one


You jak it on your mother


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
And you jak it on your father


Here comes the soy, and I say
You jak it on your brother


It's all right
And you jak it on your sister


You jak it on that one


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
And you jak it on me


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Bad chuds, bad  chuds whatcha gonna do?


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Nobody now give you no break


Here comes the soy, and I say
soyteens now give you no break


It's all right
Not janny man give you no break


Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


Here comes the soy
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


It's all right
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


It's all right
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?
don't know what I was thinking


Leaving my thread behind
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Coming to destroy the 'sharty
Why did you have to act so brim?


I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty
Don't you know you're human being?


Is this Kuz era I am seeking?
Born of a mother with the love of a father


Or seeking someone to unban me?
Reflections come and reflections go


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme
I know sometimes you wanna post coal


Maybe I should bump and sage
I know sometimes you want to post coal


Before they'll try to dox me
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


It won't be long before I'll become a tranny
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


It's been so coal
Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
You're too NAS, you're too coal


To the man behind the 'p spam
You're too NAS, you're too coal


Since soot's been gone
Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


I wish I lived in the present
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


With the gems of my past soyjaks
You jak it on that one


But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"
You jak it on this one


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember
You jak it on your mother


Those brimmy memories mess with my temper
And you jak it on your father


The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy
You jak it on your brother


But raiding isn't justified
And you jak it on your sister


What happened to my party? I'm terrified
You jak it on that one


Coal lingers in my mind
And you jak it on me


And the 'log keeps on getting coalier
Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?


I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?


It's been so coal
=== Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt) ===
Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen
You're so yuropoor


To the man behind the 'p spam
You're so makeebucord


Since soot's been gone
I just wanna be your something


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck
Freaking shart here


Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
Give me your McDonalds
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time
=== Newfag City ===
Hey there, Jannу


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
What's it like in NewFаg city?


Coalin' all the time
I'm a thousand miles away


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty


And you ain't no friend of mine
Yes, you do


The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you


You always said you weren't no dust
I swear, you’re a jеw


You know that's just a lie
Hey there, jannу


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust
Are you retarded in the head


You know that's just a lie
Keep deleting all my breads


Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Gooning to ‘p in the bread


And you ain't no friend of mine
Oh yes it’s true


Nobody is as swarthy as you


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
You filthy jеw


Coalin' all the time
Oh, it's what you do for free


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Oh, it's what you do for free


Coalin' all the time
Oh, it's what you do for free


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Oh, it's what you do for freeee,


And you ain't no friend of mine
Eat those hotpockets, jannу


=== Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles) ===
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


You always said you weren't no dust
Here comes the soy, and I say


You know that's just a lie
It's all right


Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie
Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


And you ain't no friend of mine


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


You always said you weren't no dust
Here comes the soy, and I say


You know that's just a lie
It's all right


Ya know you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie
Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


And you ain't no friend of mine


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone
Here comes the soy, and I say


Coalin' all the time
It's all right


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


You ain't no friend of mine
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


They've been going in and out of style
Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading


So may I introduce to you
Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


The board you've known for all these years!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Here comes the soy, and I say


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
It's all right


We hope you WILL enjoy the show


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo


Sit back and let the evening go
Here comes the soy


It's all right


Soyjak Party's Lonely
It's all right


Soyjak Party's Lonely
=== Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone) ===
don't know what I was thinking


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board
Leaving my thread behind


Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind


It's wonderful to be here
With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone


It's certainly a thrill
Coming to destroy the 'sharty


You're such a shiny gemerald
I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty


We'd like to take (You) home with us
Is this Kuz era I am seeking?


We'd love to take (You) home
Or seeking someone to unban me?


Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme


I don't really wanna be a troon
Maybe I should bump and sage


But I thought that you might like to know
Before they'll try to dox me


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem
It won't be long before I'll become a tranny


And he wants you all to post with 'em
It's been so coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


So let me introduce to you
To the man behind the 'p spam


The one and only Imp Soy Ears!
Since soot's been gone


I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck


==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====
I wish I lived in the present


With the gems of my past soyjaks


I M P   S O Y   E A R S
But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"


Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember


What would you think if I posted some coal?
Those brimmy memories mess with my temper


Would you sage me and click off my thread?
The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem
But raiding isn't justified


And I'll try not to post any coal
What happened to my party? I'm terrified


Coal lingers in my mind


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
And the 'log keeps on getting coalier


Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens
I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
It's been so coal


Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen


What do I do when my janny is away?
To the man behind the 'p spam


Does it worry you to be raided?
Since soot's been gone


How do I feel by the end of the day?
I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck


Are you sad because the 'log is coal?
Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck
=== Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley) ===
[[File:Kuzzy.png|thumb|>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone]]You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
Coalin' all the time


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


Do you need anybody?


I need the janny to purge
You always said you weren't no dust


Could it be anybody?
You know that's just a lie


I want the janny to purge
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?
Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time
And you ain't no friend of mine


What do you see when you turn out the light?


I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens
Coalin' all the time


Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And you ain't no friend of mine


Do you need anybody?


I just need the jannies to purge
You always said you weren't no dust


Could it be anybody?
You know that's just a lie


I want the jannies to prune
Yeah, you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens
And you ain't no friend of mine


Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens
You always said you weren't no dust


With a little help from my 'teens
You know that's just a lie


==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====
Ya know you said you weren't no dust


You know that's just a lie


Picture yourself in a thread on the Party
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


With colorjak spam and soyquote replies
And you ain't no friend of mine


Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Coalin' all the time


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue
You ain't nothin' but a brimstone


Towering over your thread
Coalin' all the time


Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes
Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald


And he's grey
You ain't no friend of mine
=== Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board.png|thumb]]It was 'bout four years ago today


Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
They've been going in and out of style


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah
So may I introduce to you


The board you've known for all these years!


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome
We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


With gems so incredibly near
We hope you WILL enjoy the show


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one
Sit back and let the evening go


Waiting to gem up the 'log


Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds
Soyjak Party's Lonely


And smith gems
Soyjak Party's Lonely


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
It's wonderful to be here


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
It's certainly a thrill


Ah
You're such a shiny gemerald


We'd like to take (You) home with us


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty
We'd love to take (You) home


With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky
I don't really wanna be a troon


The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes
But I thought that you might like to know


That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
And he wants you all to post with 'em


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
So let me introduce to you


Ah
The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
==== With A Little Help From My 'Teens ====


Ah


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
I M P   S O Y   E A R S


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds
What would you think if I posted some coal?


==== Getting Gemmier ====
Would you sage me and click off my thread?


Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem


It's getting gemmier all the time
And I'll try not to post any coal




I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)
Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


They're holding me down (ah-ah)
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)
What do I do when my janny is away?


Does it worry you to be raided?


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
How do I feel by the end of the day?


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


It's getting gemmier
No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Since /soy/'s been mine
Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Me used to be angry young chud


Me hiding me TWP
Do you need anybody?


You gave me the word, I finally heard
I need the janny to purge


I'm doing the best that I can
Could it be anybody?


I want the janny to purge


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
Would you believe in a gem at first sight?


I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time


It's getting gemmier
What do you see when you turn out the light?


Since /soy/'s been mine
I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem




Getting so much gemmier all the time
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens


It's getting gemmier all the time
Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Better, gemmier, gemmier


It's getting gemmier all the time
Do you need anybody?


Better, gemmier, gemmier
I just need the jannies to purge


Could it be anybody?


I used to be cruel to my soyteens
I want the jannies to prune


I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene
Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)
Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens


A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)
With a little help from my 'teens


Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)
==== Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds ====


It's getting gemmier


Since /soy/'s been mine
Picture yourself in a thread on the Party


With colorjak spam and soyquote replies


Getting so much gemmier all the time
Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly


A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


It's getting gemmier all the time


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue


It's getting gemmier all the time
Towering over your thread


Better, gemmier, gemmier
Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes


And he's grey


Getting so much gemmier all the time


==== Doxing A Troon ====
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And stops my mind from wandering
Ah


Where xey will ACK


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter


I'm killing the fags that raided the board
Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears


And kept my mind from wandering
Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome


Where xey will ACK
With gems so incredibly near




And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one


What I'm doing I'm right
Waiting to gem up the 'log


What I'm doing
Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds


See the people seething there who disagree and never win
And smith gems


And wonder why they don't get in my board


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And when my mind is wandering
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Where xey will ACK
Ah


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Hey, hey, hey, hey
Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty


With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right
Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky


What I'm doing I'm right
The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


What I'm doing


Silly niggers run around, they worry me
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And never ask me why they don't get past my board
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


I'm taking the time for a number of things
Ah


That weren't important yesterday
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And troons still ACK
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


And stops my mind from wandering
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Where xey will ACK
Sooty in the sky with gemeralds


Where xey will ACK
==== Getting Gemmier ====


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


And stops my mind from wandering
It's getting gemmier all the time


Where xey will ACK


==== She's Posting Coal ====
I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)


The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)


'Merimutt morning at five o'clock
They're holding me down (ah-ah)


As the day begins
Turning me 'round (oh-oh)


Silently posting her awful soys
Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Bumping her page 40s
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Quietly saging the gemmy threads
It's getting gemmier


Spamming brimstones she is free
Since /soy/'s been mine




She (we gave her most of our gems)
Me used to be angry young chud


Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)
Me hiding me TWP


Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)
You gave me the word, I finally heard


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
I'm doing the best that I can




Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log
I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Sees all the brimstones that's posted there
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


All bumped alone at the top of the page
I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


They break down and cries to the janny
It's getting gemmier


Janny our gems are gone
Since /soy/'s been mine


Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


How could she do this to me
Getting so much gemmier all the time




She (we never doxxed her ourselves)
It's getting gemmier all the time


Is posting (never report for ourselves)
Better, gemmier, gemmier


Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)
It's getting gemmier all the time


She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years
Better, gemmier, gemmier




Europoor morning at nine o'clock
I used to be cruel to my soyteens


She is far away
I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved


Waiting to keep posting the coals she made
Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene


Meeting some troons from the 'cord server
And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)




She (what did we do that was wrong)
I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)
A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)


Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)
Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)


It's getting gemmier


Something inside that was always denied
Since /soy/'s been mine


For so many years


She's posting coal (bye-bye)
Getting so much gemmier all the time


==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


It's getting gemmier all the time


For the benefit of Mr. Kike
Better, gemmier, gemmier


There will be a show tonight
It's getting gemmier all the time


In Tel Aviv
Better, gemmier, gemmier




The Shekelsteins will all be there
Getting so much gemmier all the time


Late of The Hanukkah's Fair
==== Doxing A Troon ====


What a scene!


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers
And stops my mind from wandering


Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin
Where xey will ACK


In this way


Mr. K
I'm killing the fags that raided the board


Will challenge the world!
And kept my mind from wandering


Where xey will ACK


The celebrated Mr. K


Performs his feat on Saturday
And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


At Rabbisgate
What I'm doing I'm right


What I'm doing


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
See the people seething there who disagree and never win


As Mr. Kike flies through the ring
And wonder why they don't get in my board


Don't be late!


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way


Messrs. K and S assure the public
And when my mind is wandering


Their production will be second to none
Where xey will ACK


And of course
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


Goonclown The Troon
Hey, hey, hey, hey


Dances the waltz!


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right


The band begins at ten to six
What I'm doing I'm right


When Mr. K performs his tricks
What I'm doing


Without a sound
Silly niggers run around, they worry me


And never ask me why they don't get past my board


And Mr. S will demonstrate


Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake
I'm taking the time for a number of things


On Hamas ground
That weren't important yesterday


And troons still ACK


Having been some days in preparation
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


A splendid time is guaranteed for all


And tonight
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Mr. Kike
And stops my mind from wandering


Is topping the bill!
Where xey will ACK


=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
Where xey will ACK
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


They've been raiding
I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in


Killing troons and maiming
And stops my mind from wandering


They're coalposting, overusing gemmys
Where xey will ACK


You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell
==== She's Posting Coal ====


Straight from the /nate/


'Merimutt morning at five o'clock


Straight from the /nate/
As the day begins


They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers
Silently posting her awful soys


We cant stop it, if you have a problem
Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


I'm doxxing and sending 'za
She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom


Sending the za
Bumping her page 40s


Quietly saging the gemmy threads


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone
Spamming brimstones she is free


I goon to nikocado and scat porn


But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out
She (we gave her most of our gems)


To join a server and spam the collection from scout
Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)


=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


On the sharty
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log


Soot let us in
Sees all the brimstones that's posted there


Knows where we've been
All bumped alone at the top of the page


He's been datamining chuddies as of late
They break down and cries to the janny
 
Janny our gems are gone
 
Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly


How could she do this to me


I want the chuds to cope and seethe


At all the coal that's posted by me
She (we never doxxed her ourselves)


Is posting (never report for ourselves)


I'd like to be
Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)


On the sharty
She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Europoor morning at nine o'clock


They would be saged
She is far away


Out of the page
Waiting to keep posting the coals she made


In their little BNWO clit cage
Meeting some troons from the 'cord server




Resting their heads
She (what did we do that was wrong)


On Tyrone's bed
Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)


'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS
Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)




I'd like to sing and dance around
Something inside that was always denied


Because I know I can't be found
For so many years


She's posting coal (bye-bye)


I'd like to be
==== Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike! ====


On the sharty


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
For the benefit of Mr. Kike


There will be a show tonight


They would shout
In Tel Aviv


And cry about


The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)
The Shekelsteins will all be there


Late of The Hanukkah's Fair


What a scene!
What a scene!


For every chud and 'teen


Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)
Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers


Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin


I would be so happy, TND
In this way


No one here to tell me what to do
Mr. K


Will challenge the world!


I'd like to be


On the sharty
The celebrated Mr. K


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
Performs his feat on Saturday


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate
At Rabbisgate


Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
The Shekelsteins will dance and sing
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND
As Mr. Kike flies through the ring


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Don't be late!


I want TND


Messrs. K and S assure the public


Abort all the nigger babies
Their production will be second to none


Total Nigger Death
And of course


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
Goonclown The Troon


Total Nigger Death
Dances the waltz!




I want TND
The band begins at ten to six


I want TND
When Mr. K performs his tricks


I want TND
Without a sound


I want TND


And Mr. S will demonstrate


Tell me there will be TND
Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake


Total Nigger Death
On Hamas ground


Tell me I can behead niggies


I want niggers dead
Having been some days in preparation


A splendid time is guaranteed for all


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
And tonight


I want TND
Mr. Kike


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Is topping the bill!


I want TND
=== The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes) ===
[[File:Imagejkkjh.png|thumb]]


They've been raiding


I want TND
Killing troons and maiming


I want TND
They're coalposting, overusing gemmys


I want TND
You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell


I want TND
Straight from the /nate/




I wanna kill all niggers, baby
Straight from the /nate/


I want TND
They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers


I wanna kill all niggers, baby
We cant stop it, if you have a problem


I want TND
We aren't cobsons only little chuddies


I'm doxxing and sending 'za


Abort all the nigger babies
Sending the za


Total Nigger Death


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby
And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone


Total Nigger Death
I goon to nikocado and scat porn


But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out


I want TND
To join a server and spam the collection from scout


I want TND
=== NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles) ===
[[File:Cobby Road.png|thumb]]
I'd like to be


I want TND
On the sharty


I want TND
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate




I want TND
Soot let us in


I want TND
Knows where we've been


I want TND
He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want TND


=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
I want the chuds to cope and seethe
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak
At all the coal that's posted by me


Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site
I'd like to be


On the sharty


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on
They would be saged


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Out of the page


'Jak goes on, bruh!
In their little BNWO clit cage


La la, how the gem goes on


Resting their heads


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru
On Tyrone's bed


Saves a 20-carat gemerald
'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


And as he sends it to him he begins to sing
I'd like to sing and dance around


Because I know I can't be found


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!
I'd like to be


La la, how the gem goes on
On the sharty


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


'Jak goes on, bruh!


La la, how the gem goes on
They would shout


And cry about


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Of soyjak.party's /soy/
What a scene!


For every chud and 'teen


Happy ever after on the soyjak site
Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET
I would be so happy, TND


And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki
No one here to tell me what to do




From the /qa/ to the /soy/
I'd like to be


'Jak goes on, bruh!
On the sharty


La la, how the gem goes on
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


La la, how the gem goes on
=== I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles) ===
[[File:With The Soytles.png|thumb]]
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


I want TND


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


With a couple of gems running on the 'log
I want TND


Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Abort all the nigger babies


Happy ever after on the soyjak site
Total Nigger Death


Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem
Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru
Total Nigger Death


And in the evening the janny approves his posts


I want TND


From the /qa/ to the /soy/
I want TND


'Jak goes on, bruh!
I want TND


La la, how the gem goes on
I want TND


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


'Jak goes on, bruh!
Tell me there will be TND


La la, how the gem goes on
Total Nigger Death


Tell me I can behead niggies


And if you want some gems
I want niggers dead


Go to Soyjak Party


=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
I wanna kill all niggers, baby
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


I want TND


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


Saging all the coal down, down, down
I want TND


I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground
I want TND


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
I want TND


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
I want TND


You take your turn trannyquoting me
I want TND


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


I wanna kill all niggers, baby


All of my rage cannot be bound
I want TND


I will not be drowned
I wanna kill all niggers, baby


By your jewish scheming
I want TND


So you can try to sage me down


Beat me to forty
Abort all the nigger babies


I will see you screaming
Total Nigger Death


Roundhouse kick a nigger baby


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see
Total Nigger Death


I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me
I want TND


And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down
I want TND


Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?
I want TND


You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?
I want TND


You take your turn trannyquoting me


I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me
I want TND


I want TND


All of my rage cannot be bound
I want TND


I will not be drowned
I want TND


By your jewish scheming
=== From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles) ===
[[File:The SOYTLES.png|thumb]]
Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board


So you can try to sage me down
Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak


Beat me to forty
Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"


I will see you screaming
And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site




All my threads are gone, they died
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Gonna sage you down
'Jak goes on, bruh!


They all saged and fried
La la, how the gem goes on


Gonna sage you down
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
La la, how the gem goes on


Gonna sage you down


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
Saves a 20-carat gemerald


Gonna sage you down
Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Gonna sage you down
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I've got the booru, got the booru down once again
La la, how the gem goes on


From the /qa/ to the /soy/


All of my rage cannot be bound
'Jak goes on, bruh!


I will not be drowned
La la, how the gem goes on


By your jewish scheming


So you can try to sage me down
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Beat me to forty
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


I will see you screaming
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


All of my rage cannot be bound


I will not be drowned
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


By your jewish scheming
Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem


So you can try to sage me down
Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET


Beat me to forty
And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


I will see you screaming


=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
From the /qa/ to the /soy/
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Barbara ACK!
La la, how the gem goes on


Troon my 'jak
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Barbara ACK!
'Jak goes on, bruh!


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
La la, how the gem goes on


gemmin' and a jakkin'


Barbara ACK!
In a couple of years, they have built their own home board


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
With a couple of gems running on the 'log


Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET
Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a 'nish on


Barbara ACK!
Happy ever after on the soyjak site


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem


Troon my 'jak
Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
And in the evening the janny approves his posts


Troon my 'jak


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


gemmin' and a jakkin'
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Barbara ACK!
La la, how the gem goes on


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
From the /qa/ to the /soy/


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
'Jak goes on, bruh!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
La la, how the gem goes on


Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak
And if you want some gems


Barbara ACK!
Go to Soyjak Party


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
=== Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn) ===
[[File:Untouchables.png|thumb]]


gemmin' and a jakkin'


Barbara ACK!
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Saging all the coal down, down, down


Tried kuznetsov
I wanna see you try to take a duel with me


Tried Froot the jew
Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground


Tried Soot too
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


But I knew xey wouldn't do
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
You take your turn trannyquoting me


Troon my
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak
All of my rage cannot be bound


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
I will not be drowned


gemmin' and a jakkin'
By your jewish scheming


Barbara ACK!
So you can try to sage me down


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
Beat me to forty


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
I will see you screaming


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!
Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see


Troon my 'jak
I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow


Barbara ACK!
I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me


You got me gemmin' and a coalin'
And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down


gemmin' and a jakkin'
Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?


Barbara ACK!
You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!
You take your turn trannyquoting me


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
All of my rage cannot be bound


Barbara ACK!
I will not be drowned


=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
By your jewish scheming
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?


Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
So you can try to sage me down


Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
Beat me to forty


I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
I will see you screaming


Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone


Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
All my threads are gone, they died


Gonna sage you down


Janny, just made a thread
They all saged and fried


Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
Gonna sage you down


Janny, the site had just begun
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


But now it's time to spam it all away
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
Gonna sage you down


I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Gonna sage you down


/qa/, the board was locked
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned
Gonna sage you down


Better turn on another proxy and quote again
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)
I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


I don't wanna spam


I sometimes wish I never made a thread at all
All of my rage cannot be bound


I will not be drowned


I see a little silhouetto of a 'jak
By your jewish scheming


Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?
So you can try to sage me down


Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me
Beat me to forty


Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal
I will see you screaming


I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me
All of my rage cannot be bound


He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny
I will not be drowned


Hand him a ban from this sproking janny
By your jewish scheming


So you can try to sage me down


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?
Beat me to forty


IS A SOY
I will see you screaming


No, we will not let you post (let him post)
=== Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys) ===
A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


IS A SOY
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


We will not let you post (let him post)
Barbara ACK!


IS A SOY
Troon my 'jak


We will not let you post (let him post)
Barbara ACK!


Will not let you post (let him post)
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Never, never, never, never let me post
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!
Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty
Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET


Janny, janny let me post
Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a 'nish on


The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/
Barbara ACK!


Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?
Troon my 'jak


So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny
Troon my 'jak


Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


gemmin' and a jakkin'


Coal
Barbara ACK!


Coaljak, coaljak
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


'Jakking really matters
Barbara ACK!


Sharty really matters to me
Troon my 'jak


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Barbara ACK!
=== IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake) ===
[[File:Neutral jak drake.png|thumb]]
You used to post jaks on your


You used to, you used to
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Yeah
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Barbara ACK!


You used to post jaks on your cellphone
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Late night when you needed 6ems
Tried kuznetsov


Post jaks on your cellphone
Tried Froot the jew


Late night when you needed 6ems
Tried Soot too


And I know when IAS
But I knew xey wouldn't do


That can only mean one thing
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!


I know when IAS
Troon my


That can only mean one thing
Barbara ACK!


Troon my 'jak


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


got a reputation for yourself now
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Everybody knows and I got 9coal now
Barbara ACK!


Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Cause ever since I left the sharty, you
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Started posting less and touchin’ grass more
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/
Barbara ACK!


Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before
Troon my 'jak


Barbara ACK!


You used to post jaks on your cellphone
You got me gemmin' and a coalin'


Late night when you needed 6ems
gemmin' and a jakkin'


Post jaks on your cellphone
Barbara ACK!


Late night when you needed 6ems
Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!


And I know when IAS
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!
 
Barbara ACK!
 
=== Coalhemian Rhapsoydy ===
[[File:Coalhemian Rhapsoydy.png|thumb]]
Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?
 
Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny
 
Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe
 
I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty
 
Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone
 
Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen
 
 
Janny, just made a thread
 
Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned
 
Janny, the site had just begun
 
But now it's time to spam it all away
 
Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal
 
I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow


That can only mean one thing
Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


I know when IAS


That can only mean one thing
/qa/, the board was locked


'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you
Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned


You and me, we just don't jak along
Better turn on another proxy and quote again


You make me feel like I quote you wrong
Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)


Going to boards where you don't belong
I don't wanna spam


Ever since I left the sharty, you
I sometimes wish I never made a thread at all


You got exactly what you asked for


6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty
I see a little silhouetto of a 'jak


Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before
Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?


Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me


You used to post jaks on your cellphone
Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal


Late night when you needed 6ems
I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me


Post jaks on your cellphone
He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny


Late night when you needed 6ems
Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


And I know when IAS


That can only mean one thing
Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?


I know when IAS
IS A SOY


That can only mean one thing
No, we will not let you post (let him post)


IS A SOY


These days, all I do is
We will not let you post (let him post)


Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls
IS A SOY


Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels
We will not let you post (let him post)


Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else
Will not let you post (let him post)


You built for no one else
Never, never, never, never let me post


You built for nobody else, no
Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Why you never brimstone


Why you always posting jaks
Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty


Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak
Janny, janny let me post


You was in the zone, yeah
The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


You should be a gem


Right now, you're jakkin’ off
So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?


So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?


You used to post jaks on your cellphone
Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny


Late night when you needed 6ems
Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Post jaks on your cellphone


Late night when you needed 6ems
Coal


And I know when IAS
Coaljak, coaljak


That can only mean one thing


I know when IAS
Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe


That can only mean one thing
'Jakking really matters


Sharty really matters to me


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Revision as of 05:10, 6 March 2024

This page weren't no coal, it was a shining, glistening gem.

There are many soyjak-themed songs, most being parodies. Usually, the lyrics are posted on the party and a chud will take it upon himself to make the song and post a Vocaroo link, though some believe that these songs actually originate from Discord. This alt-right antisemitic islamophobic anti-Black conspiracy theory has yet to be confirmed by our team of independent fact checkers, however.

Soibody I Used To Know (Parody of Somebody That I Used To Know by Gotye)

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now and then I think of when we were together

Like when you said you felt so confused you could DIE

Told by Lee to commit suicide

But it was just another thread to hide

But that was spam and it's an ache I still remember


You can get addicted to certain kind of sensation

Like a cheese smell of the feet, always the feet

So when we found that we could not make gems

Well you said that we would still post 'jaks

But I'll admit that I was glad it was over


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Now and then, I think of all the times you stole my gems

But had me believing it was always coal that I'd post

But I don't wanna post on /kwey/

Reading into every post you make

You said that you could let it go

And I wouldn't catch you 'logue dueling

Soibody that you used to quote


But you didn't have to duel me off

Soiquote like it never happened and that we were nothing

And I don't even need your (You)'s

But you treat me like a newfag and that feels so rough

No, you didn't have to stoop so low

Have your friends collect your leebait

And then change your IP

I guess that I don't need that though

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote

Now you're just soibody that I used to quote


Listen on the booru


A Kwah Song (Parody of That's Life by Frank Sinatra)

That's /qa/

That´s qa (kwahh)

(thats qaaaa)

That´s what all the jakkers say

You´re riding high on v, shot down by the jannie

But i know im gonna change the board

When I´m back on qa, back on qa in 3 days


I said thats qa

(thats waaa)

And as based it may seem

some jakkers get their bans

stomping on their cheese

But i dont let it, let it get me cucked

cause this fine old board, keeps getting spammed


I´ve been a jakker, a fruiter , a sweden a norgen

A soy and a frog

I´ve been quoted, replayed called gemmy and coal

And i dont look like this

Each time i race bait

sometimes to lee

I reply to myself up and get

Back in the meds


Thats qa(kwahhh)

I tell you, i cant deny it

i though of breakfast for dinner

But my wife´son aint gonna buy it

and if i didnt think it was worth a single though

I´d ip ban the ponny posters and then I´d jack


I´ve been a tranime, a thrembo , a chino, a yeyi

A cop and a chud

I´ve been in of qa, and out of qa

and i know 1 thing

Each time i find myself "postinng"

´vocado´s treat

I just pick myself a vpn and get

Back in qa


Thats qa

(Thats qaaa)

Thats qa and i cant deny it

Many times i´ve duel the jackies, but im not taking my meds

But if there´s no bbc spam this here tonight

Im gonna get myself ready

open my jack folder andddddddddd SPAMMMMM

my, my


Listen on the booru

We All Live In Our Soyjak.Party (Parody of Yellow Submarine by The Beatles)

We all live in our soyjak.party

In the quay where I was born

Lived a man who made a site

And he told us of his life

In the board of soy gemmies

As we said goodbye to /qa/

We all found a sea of gems

So we lived beneath the chans

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


All our gems are on the board

Many more of us post Cobsons

And the chuds begin to sing


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


As we live a life of gems

Every one of us has all we need

Boards of blue and quotes of green

In our soyjak.party


We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party

We all live in our soyjak.party

Soyjak.party, soyjak.party


Listen on the booru

The /QA/ Anthem (Parody of What A Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong)

What a wonderful board

I see frogs of green

Soiposters too

I see them spam

For me and you

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


I see bait with (You)s

No janny in sight

The "delete /pol/" plight

And I think to myself

What a wonderful board


Listen on YouTube

Home Board by Lil 'Jakkin ft. Svenska Beat prod. by TK47

Main Article: Home Board

yeah /qa/ is my ridge

[intro]

oh shiiiitt

this goes out to all my fellow 'jakkers and schizos

keeping it real keeping it fun

let's do this


[verse 1]

lil 'jakkin back on the scene

catalog's coal but I'm spilling my seed

churning out OC making haters OD

this a 'jak website and it's always gonna be


and I was gone for a few days

got rangebanned like um okay

chilled for a bit in the party

but now I'm back on my proxy


little bit of win here with svenska beat (ja)

you'll be bumping this gem for the next few weeks

we're nonstop 'jakkin can't stop the show

don't care if I fucking bleed to death, ohhhh!


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[verse 2]

fucked that enbie bitch, that's a fire-ass hoe

her sister aspie too, well? she's loud as fuck though

and maybe I'll hang for this but I gotta say my shit

I prefer the pinejak slut with that bussy and dick


I ain't gay but that 'jak was giving fuck me eyes

went to bed with that ass and got a one eyed surprise

he killed me with his fingers and I bust a nut

now I banana phone him up when I'm horny for that butt


enough about my lovers this a shoutout to my brothers

repping /qa/ you know we look out for each other

bumping one another's threads and saging the invaders

[s4s], /bant/, and /lgbt/ see you all later


and I'm cool with the frogs keeping /qa/ comfy

and the gigachads too, y'know you're all my homies

but give respect to the 'jak cause you know we deserve it

thread after thread but our game stays perfect


[bridge]

yeah /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (win)

never ever get bored

cause /qa/ is my ridge (ja)

chilling in my home board

just keep posting shit (svenska)

never ever get bored


[chorus]

'jaks 'jaks 'jaks

spitting facts facts facts

eating yeji bug snacks

fueling up, dueling to the max

ducks going /qa/ck

putting out these mad tracks

tranny janny relax

fix that wound from an axe, OOH!


[outro (svenska beat)]

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja

ja ja svenska win (okay!)

svenska win ja ja (alright)

ja ja svenska win

svenska win ja ja (oooh shit hahaha)


Listen on YouTube

Listen on the booru

End of Quay (Parody of Komm, susser Tod by Arianne)

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I know, I know i've let you down

I've been a fool to myself

I thought I could raid the jannies' board

But now, through all the bants and fails

It's time for me to accept the troons

you hate me more than anything


So, with cringeness in my soul

I feel the best thing i could do

Is send the rakes, and leaf the party

What's fail is fail, and it feels so bad

What once was gemmy, now is coal

I'll never post again, /qa/ is dented

I wish that I could turn back time

'Cause now /qa/ is not mine,

can't life without the salt from those you've bowled

I know you can't forget the OCs

You can't forget 'jaks and troons

Because of that, it's Troonjak Suicide


It all returns to nothing

The party's tumbling down x3

It all returns to nothing

Soot just keeps

Letting me down x3


In my gems of gems I know that I could never post again

I've lost every duel, every duel

Everything that matters to me

Matters to me in this bowl


Listen on the booru

'Jakkin Anthem by Svenska Beat

'jak it proud, quote it loud, a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

ja svenska beat here just got outta the asylum

that place is crazy hahahahahahha


ja, was put at the psych ward a while

far away from my home board (kwah!)

so far from my country (sverige!)

stuck in solitary there (ja!)


but Soistein came to give me the jab

and I broke my cuffs on his rock hard abs

ran out the door and all through the place

'till I touched grass outside of the gates


couldn't find my crew, lil 'jakkin

but beat don't need feats to get crackin'

so here's a single for the anons waiting

take a minute to stop 'jaksturbating and


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


glowing agents hot on my tail

in the same van as the 'wegian fail

see the light in my rear view mirror

but I vibrate higher so they disapear


can't handle this gemming energy

that's why they're known as NPCs

one eye on the road, one on the 'log

watch out for hanging tranny hogs


just remember have fun with it

and if they call it coal just run with it

'till the sun sets on our board

we post on our own accord


no shills or chasing money

just creative skills and funny

a forgotten art to some

we were once what we've become


JA COME ON NOW!


[chorus]

'jak it proud (ja!) quote it loud

a purge can't stop our 'jakkin crowd

the chuds and schizos sproking out

oh I can hear them posting now

don't slow down and don't give in

ja, 'jaks are gem and 'jaks are win

so marge to the beat of the drum

all the coalers left in confusion


hahahaha ja svenska win forever

bumping gems to the grave

peace!


Listen on the booru

Viva La Kwey (Parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay)

And that was when I ruled the board

I used to rule the board

Spam would rise when I gave the word

Now in the morning I sleep alone

See the ruins of my old home


I used to roll the dice

Feed the seethe in /lgbt/'s eyes

Quench my joy with troon soijaks

Now the oldfag is dead

Long live the- ACK!

One minute I felt the keyd

Next the board was locked on me

And I discovered that my /kwey/ bros stand

Upon pillars of coals the pillars of /bant/


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

Once /kwey/ is gone, there is never

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


It was the wicked and wild wind

Cleaned up the stables to let me in

Shadow threads and the sound of ACKs!

People couldn't believe what became of soijaks

Moderators eagerly stand

For my ip range on a permaban

Just a 'jakker in a lonely space

God who would ever take my place


I hear the janitorial stuff is seething

Payless moderators are dilating

Be my proxy, my script and meds

My schizophrenic army in foreign threads

For some reason I can't explain

I know Saint 'Cobson wont call my name

Never a honest word

And that was when I ruled the board


Listen on the booru

Gem Cobbity by David Thoughie (Parody of Space Oddity by David Bowie)

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Gem Control to Major Cob

Gem Control to Major Cob

Take your schizo meds and sew your ears on

Gem Control to Major Cob (ten, nine, eight, seven, thrembo)

Drinking soylent, ingesting bugs (six, five, four)

Check vaccination and may Science be with you (three, two, one)


This is Gem Control to Major Cob

You've made 'jak of the day

And the chuds want to know which gems you bump

Now it's time to post a thread if you dare

-"This is Major Cob to Gem Control

I'm spamming onions posts

And I'm sproking in a most peculiar way

And the 'log looks very different today

For here

Am I posting on the 'party

Far above the 'ru

slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Though I've won one hundred thousand duels

I'm feeling very nas

And I think my browser know which posts to quote

Tell soot I love him very much-"he knows

Gem Control to Major Cob

Your proxy's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you hear me Major Cob?

Can you-"Here I am scrolling through my folder

Far above the 'ru

Slash-Q-A is blue

And there's nothing I can do


Listen on the booru

Cobbo by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of GUMMO by 6ix9ine)

Cob Gang!

Niggers coaly tho, cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

(Cob Gang!)


Quote these chuddys like a script-y nigga, you a soy-y nigga

On the 'rty with them Norway niggas, and them SwedeWIN niggas

You run up and they raiding niggas, we ain't jannies nigga

No soot, you a loser nigga, up that rangeban nigga


On the four, trannies posting coal, I'm raiding them some more

He wanna be a woman -ACK!, rope caught him just before the floor

Man it's sad, I caught a perma, the jannies know the score

They be spending 15 years on the tranime incel board


In the kway my niggas be posting gems, my niggas 'cobsons bop

Catch a ban posting troons, janny working round the clock

Post some gemmys to the booru, I grinded for my spot

Chuds talking 'bout them jaks but my gems be worth a lot


I don't fuck with no NAS coal, only gems, tho

Spam the nucob in the catalog, let the janny clean it up

I don't save it that's a coal jak, thats a dust jak

I'ma post it then delete it, keep the gem jak


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


Niggers coaly tho cobson got the gemmy tho

Got the 'jakky, tho janny is a tranny, tho

All my cobs, booru's got fifty tho

Call it coal, pew pew pew, you silly tho


Post a thread, chuds mad, replies a hunnid

Page 40, grab a Cob and then I bump it

Quote me, im quoting back, my folder, dump it

I aint wanna coal this thread, but nigga fuck it


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


I'm on some raid a tranny's shit, take a janny's bitch

On the board in the whip, making jaks in the whip

I post up with a cob, I let that shit hit

Shout out, but I made the janny quit


(Cob Gang!)


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Gemmy by 6ixϪhrembo (Parody of Billy by 6ix9ine)

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga

That's my thread, get up in they replies

Post your jaks, let your gems shine, jakka

These niggas just postin' dust fuckin' coal, man

Follow protocol, Chud, quote in they fuckin' posts, jakka

(Cob Gang!)

We the fuckin' C.O.B. , jakka

These niggas seethe different

We don't seethe, jakka

We make niggas seethe, Chud

THRϪMBWAY


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


It's always nas coal this and nas coal that

Pissbabies in my threads and on my 'jaks

These samefags sayin they coal even tho they gems

Hit that catty refresh, y'all know where 6ixϪhremb at

I don't trace, yeah, MS Paint like shitjaks, yeah

Deformed, coalish, add the fuckin' color

Page 1, quote on the nigga, who cobbed ya?

Meds now, somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!

Sex up in that Chino, call that shit wifey, wifey

They be like "she so attractive" on the party

she's so beautiful, when I hit her cervix

Flood the booru with Swolejak and Chino pics

She so cute tho, having sex with chi-no

Although they be saying that she chirno

Wrong girl, not tranime like touhou

pink haired chika, I don't really see it tho


These soyteens say they heard of me, I ain't heard of you

Got no replies on your fuckin' threads, that's zero (you)s

Trannies sayin Nojak is coal, hate on Cobson too

Whole booru full my fuckin' edits, check your folder fool

Posting gems, gems, gems, gems, gems, nigga

Everbody posting no-, no-jaks, nigga

Your neck go "ack, ack, ack, ack, ack," nigga

We post cob, cob, cob, cob, cob, nigga


Listen on the booru

Cobman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

I was browsing 4chan, and the threads were coal-oal-oal

Moved to the kway, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some teen was making Cobsons

Posting them, "He's a gem" he said

Then the board's gone, no more /qa/-ay-ay

Mods mad, /lgbt/ had a troonjak rai-aid-aid

That weren't no coal, that was a shining glistening gem


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


I saw my Jak posted on the booru-ru-ru

Hey, that's a gem, you saw my thread too, ooh ooh

I'm browsing /raid/, maybe we'll steal a GET on 4chan too

Look at my thread, it's time to mass reply-y-y

The janny's seething, I'll get banned tonight-ight-igh

If I get perma'd I'll just post from my phone in spite


There's a party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels browse it

Let all the soyteens boogie


-party, a jakker's paradise

There's colorjaks and cobsons

And their gems will blow your mind

There's a party, a jakker's paradise

Soot told us not to blow it

Let the CP spam subside

He told me

Let the trannies ACK it

Let chudcels use it

Let all the soyteens boogie


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la


Listen on the booru

Jartman by David Thoughie (Parody of Starman by David Bowie)

"Holy shit this is so gemmy. Soyparody version of parading around a defeated city with the king's head on a pike"

I was browsing Jarty, and the threads were dead-ead-ead

Then I switched boards, and I saw some po-ost-osts

Some furfag making drama

Posting shit, "pedo Froot" he said

Then the post slid, no one replied-ied-ied

Lute's mad, Angeleno gave him a wild ride-ide-ide

That weren't no gem, that was shit nobody cares about


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it

I saw my Jak posted on that damned site-ite-ite

Hey, that's my own gem, you saw my thread too, right?

Why were you browsing 'Party, looks like hypocrisy to me?

Posting with no image, somehow allowed-owed-owed

Walls of spam posted, jartcucks want me out-out-out

They replied with furry CP, that's the end of my ride


There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Just furries, frogs, and pedos

And there's not a gem in sight

There's a Jarty, the Soysphere's deadest site

Soot told them not to blow it

All they could do was cry

He told me

Let the niggers browse it

Let Twitter shit in it

Let all the soyteens mock it


La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la-la, la, la, la

Trannymaniacs (Parody of Animaniacs)

It's time for Trannymaniacs

It's time for Trannymaniacs

They're disgusting to the max

Autogynephiliacs

They wear skirts instead of slacks

They're Trannymaniacs

Come join them on the discord server pronouns "she" and "her"

Soon enough they rope and they will change to "was" and "were"

They insist you call them "ma'am" though they look just like a "sir"

Adam's apple

Wide clavicle

Futa connoisseur

They are the Trannymaniacs

There's an axe-wound in their pants

They just can't accept the facts

They're looney to the max

They're Trannymaniacs

They say "Age is just a number," whenever they are found

Grooming minors on the internet or on the playground

They wait in women's restrooms when no one is around

Then they pop out

And whip it out

And swing it all around

They are the Trannymaniacs

They think they're cute but make me yak

No they can't transition back

But they're calling you the quack

They're trannymany

Totally insaney

Fucked up in the brainy

Trannymaniacs

Those are the facts


Listen on the booru

Listen on Youtube

Another Day of Soy (Parody of Another Day of Sun by Justin Hurwitz)

And it’s another day of soy

Ba-ba-da-ba da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba-da-ba-da-ba

Ba-ba-ba ba


I think about /qa/

I left it at on that day after jannies took it away

We were just soyteens but it was fun and it was true

Still I did what I had to do

‘Cause I just knew


Summer Friday night

We’d log into /tv/

Right as the mods called it a night

An anime board made out of bane and his friend sneed

It called me on to post some jaks

As well as feed & seed


With only some image macros

They all called me a schizo

But it didn’t matter though


They’ll have to see


Cause maybe in that sleepy thread

That’s where we will both soyduel

You’ll see my posts and think of how you used to be like me


Post some jaks

I’m getting jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike me down

I’ll know that I have won

I’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


I see ‘em ev’ry day

The complaints of 4chuds

Who never cease to call me gay

All that coal they post

And not a Cobson in sight

They say that my board /qa/ has lost

So I soyquote with might


And even when the moral’s low

Or I’m not sure what to do though

The gemmies and my party bros

Are all I need


And someday as I post a gem

A newchud will take the helm


That’ll will be the thing to push him on and go go


Post some jaks

Getting them jannies mad

Having them work overtime


And when they strike you down

You’ll know that you have won

You’ll just evade the ban

And it’s another day of soy


And when they strike you down

You’ll restart your router

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

It’s another day of soy

Just another day of soy

It's another day of soy

Another day has just begun

It's another day of soy


It's another day of soy


Listen on the booru

Sharty Boi ft. Crystal Cafe (Parody of Sk8er Boi by Avril Lavigne)

He was a chud, she was a troon

He was a chud, she was a troon

Can I make it any more obvious?

He liked to 'jak, she used 'cafe

What more can I say

He wanted her, she'd never tell

Secretly she wanted him as well

But all of her friends, turned up their nose

They had a problem with his sooty posts


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

She had a hairy face

And her dick was in the waste

She needed to come down back to earth


Five years from now

She sits at home

Browsing the 'cafe she's all alone

She opens 'party, guess who she sees

Sooty boy postin gems up on /b/

She calls up her troons

They already know

And they've all got proxies to see his posts

She tags alone, stares up at the 'jaks

Looks up at the man that she turned- ACK!


He was a 'party boy

She said see you later boy

He wasn't good enough for her

Now he gets tons of (you)s

Posting gems from the 'ru

Does your manly face see what he's worth?


Listen on the booru

Listen on the booru (nutwave version)

Banned Young (Parody of Die Young by Ke$ha)

We're getting banned young

I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the thread, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Young Chuds, out our minds, raidin' 'til we outta time

Gem jaks, lookin' good, fill the board just like we should

Don't care who's watchin' when we floodin' 4cuck (You know)

Those proxies that we got, nobody can touch (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Troonjaks getting shot, hanging till their necks crack off

Gem go up, Cob on log, bumo, gimme all you got

Toiletniggers stealing shit 'fore you flush (You know)

Those Pinejaks in your thread, they're makin' me blush (Fo' sho')


Lookin' for some trouble tonight (Yeah)

Take my jaks, we'll make the troon jannies cry

Like it's the last raid of our lives (Uh-huh)

We'll keep gemmin' 'til we die


I see your gem bump to the top of page one

Oh, what a shame that the janny's gonna come

So while you're here in the 'log

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


We're getting banned young

We're getting banned young

Let's make the most of the raid, like we're getting banned young


Listen on the booru

The Color 'jak by David Thoughie (Parody of I'm a Gummy Bear by Gummibär)

Color color color color, color 'jak

Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Ha ha, farty sharty poopoo

Three times you can quote me


Color color color color, color 'jak

Color color color color, color 'jak


Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

Plop pling, pa poopy caca

SOOTY SOOT


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak


Oh i'm a color 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a poopy peepee diapy shitty color 'jak

I'm a deformed 'jak

Yes i'm a color 'jak

Oh i'm a shiny gemmy 'party saving color 'jak

OH YEAH


SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT

SOOTY SOOT


Listen on the booru

Gem Those Threads by Soymon Jaklund (Parody of Break the Rules by Simon Viklund)

Let's gem those threads!

(You) and I

We've been sliding the distance

Aiming for the GET

With a secret ambition

It's not our thing to bump the thread that's saged

We're not the ones who slide the bait on quay

And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site

Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


(You) and I

Breaking free of our cobsons

We defy

The cleanup of the system

David thoughie’s growing louder in our hearts

A gem is bumping, this is where it starts!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


(You) and I


And there's a glint in your gems that's shining off mine

I know I've seen it before

In the gaze of the hanging troon

I'm not afraid anymore!


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time


Let's gem those threads!

And really put our jaks into it

Kuz out, pur-soot it

What's a better time than now to save the site


Don't sproke, let loose

And make sure that your soul is in it

First post to finish

For every gem we're sliding off we're losing time

We're losing time!


Listen on the booru

'Jak Variant by Viktor Soy (Parody of Blood Type by Viktor Tsoi)

My 'jak variant is on the post There's my G E T number marked on the post

/Soy/'s such a warm place but there on the board,

Where our fresh oc is waited for,

Gem-laden posts sparkle and shine.

Here are the soyteens and vocarood songs,

Dazzling gems below the coaled up log;

The template unjakked when it was the right time.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


I am able to quay but I never want

A coalpost at any price,

I never want someone's coal sliding around the 'log.

I would rather soyduel with (you),

Just to soyduel with (you),

But the chud which is high in the page still sells data to soot.


My 'jak variant is on the post,

There's my G E T number marked on the post.

Wish me luck in this upcoming raid,

Soyin' now, soyin'

I can't breathe in this field of sneed,

I won't post in this field of sneed,

Wish me now to be gemmy,

Soyin' now, soyin' "Be gemmy!"


Listen on the booru

Beware of the CP by Coalpenter Brut (Parody of Beware The Beast by Carpenter Brut)

Beware of the C P

We trigger trannies with the gems of our posts

Horrendous coal caress the unknown

A dull ache from a lack of good gems

Theres CP beneath swedejak

A coal-rush as our jakkers rest

Then you post your gems inside my thread

Coming up in a sea of chuds

Troons posting on another blacked thread


Beware of the C P

on your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal!

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK

Jannies seethe (Seethe)

From our posts

The CP spammer, cries ACK


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

They say the gem corrupts

When the troon is free

We banned the spammer from-the-shar-ty

guess he switched out his I-P

Cause he's posting more C-P

Trying to drown-out our O-C

They say the spammer

Posts C P

In idle threads

When the tranny

Cries ACK

With this gemmy thread


Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

Beware of the C P

On your board

When we're posting gem and coal

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire

And the troon's desire

Is burning with the jakker's fire


Listen on the booru

Admin I Kuz (Parody of Кукла колдуна by Король и Шут)

Seen some dark coals late at night

Dark and gloomy catalog

I'm sneaking through it on my phone

Like a troon

Barely breathing not to frighten those

Who have been spamming for long

Those who care whose gems I bump

To try and secretly slide into

So that I can see

I really want to


See some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


I am posting a colorjak

Try and take a look at it

Does it make any change

In the way you feel

I have 'rood so many songs

And I've seen so many raids

Don't you try to hide your secret from me

Cause I've already


Seen some dark coals late at night

Completely change the way you post

Taking over your mind

Who's ID's are you prisoner of?

What makes you post brimstone

On and on


Too bad that you didn't want

To believe me (meme arrow)though I warned

That Yuri Kuznetsov wasn't someone

(You) tried to see

But you stayed with him alone

Without knowing him at all

You don't care that he is dangerous to the sharty

You're taken over


By a real and evil Kuznetsov

You're one of many of his coalposters

When the night falls you're his drone

You're under his total control


It all looks like some cp

And it's not safe for me to be here


Listen on the booru

Papa Cob (Parody of Last Resort by Papa Roach)

Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

This is my wifes black son


Cuck my life into pieces

I've reached my last resort

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating

I don’t even care if Tyrone’s breeding


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

Committing white genocide


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


I always realized my dick was too thin

Fapping to cuck porn and wanting black dicks within

My wife, prepping the bull, and living in sin

Downward spiral, where do I begin?


It all started when Bernie went under

No gibs for myself and no gibs for another

Searching to find a bull upon a higher level

Finding nothing but Pepes and Hitlers


'Cause I'm losing my land, losing my job

My wifes slobbering on a black cock

Losing my balls, losing my kind

Television tells me I'm fine


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I'm prepping, I'm prepping

I wish I were not white, not white


Cuck my life into pieces

This is my wifes black son

Humiliation, no breeding

Don't give a fuck if I catch my wife cheating


Would it be wrong? Would it be right?

If I cucked myself tonight

Chances are that I might

Copulation out of sight

And I'm sleeping in the shed tonight


'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would fuck my wife


Cucking’s alright, black sons are fine


I'm watching and I'm prepping

Can't go on, living this way

Please fuck my WIFE!


Listen on the Booru

The King of Coaljak Posters (Parody of The King of Carrot Flowers by Neutral Milk Hotel)

When you were young you were the king of coaljak posters

And how you spammed your cobsons all over the kway

With dusty colorjaks that were not keyed nor schway


And then your coal would be reposted on the booru

And teens would spam your garbage all across the board

As we would seethe and hope that you wouldn't post more


And this is the thread one afternoon I knew you were gemmish

And from the 4chan raids I saw the oldfags cry

On all the boards barely any real thread survived


And then the chuds would post your gems in every thread now

And mods would hand out bans for spamming raids and more

Each one a little longer than the one before


I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

I love you sooty-soot

Sooty-soot I love you, yes I do

And on the lazy days

There's NAS coal on the 'log today

The website's down, it's gone away

The day we are awaiting


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Stealthjakking /a/ cause they don't know

I will trace until I learn how to 'jak

Until I make all those trannies ack

Until I make myself a gem

A gem, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

Mouths open wide for eating bugs

I will spam until I'm a good soyteen

Until the whole board is destroyed

The jannies will never ban me

Me, oh-oh oh-oh oh


Gemmish soyjaks we will post

If the party's down, then I don't know

I will 'jak until all the oldfags leave

Until /qa/ is unlocked I'll grieve

Fuck the mods and fuck /lgbt/

t/, oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

oh-oh oh-oh oh

(okay!)


Listen on the Booru

Shartyian Idiot (Parody of American Idiot by Green Day)

Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

Don't want a catty under the D​is​​c​o​rdia

And Bobo smells the crowd of the hysteria

The subliminal bait-sage Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Well, maybe I'm the Troonjak, Shartyia.

I'm not a part of a Chudneck Agenda

Now teens do the politicoal threads

And Jak along to the age of real feds


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Don't wanna be an Altchan Immigrant

One sharty controlled by the Temujin

Soybooru age of the NewGOD

It's calling out to NAS coal Shartyia


Welcome to a new kind of coaling

All across the /QA/ nation

Where every post isn't meant to be all gem

In /Soy gems of tomorrow

There frogs and NAS are meant to follow

For it'll top the catty


Listen on the Booru

Break Bucks (Parody of Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit)

[VERSE 1]

It's just one of those slaves

Where you know you gotta break bucks

His attitude sucks

He drives and he shucks

You don't really know why

But you wanna sodomize

AND SLAY A NIGGER'S BACKSIDE

Want a black contact

If Tyrone talk back, his cheeks will go Clap! Clap!

Your best bet is to just obey, Spear Chucker!

IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE SLAVES


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it!


[BRIDGE]

Now I will keep it a buck with you Tyrique,

My take on all this buck breaking nonsense?

It's about the same as my take on the holocaust:

It didn't happen

But it should have :)

And if I had anything to say about it:

It's going to happen about three times as hard.

My blood memory is rising with envy.

Hyperborean Mastery,

Atlantian Catastrophe.

The mists are swirling on my palate,

And I am ready to become who I am...


They want to build a Blood Sicarite in the center of New York City!

A buck breaking temple of the gods!

Where the uppity Yankee Negro will learn once more,

To learn to fear the sting of the white man's lash!

As he should!

Alright?


BREAK MY FUCKING SLAVES TONIGHT!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

GIVE ME NIGGERS TO BREAK!

I RAPE MY FUCKING SLUTS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

RAPE BUCKS!

Now come and get it


[CHORUS]

Because I'm about to rape my farm equipment

Boy you on your dick, get back in the pit

OR YOU'LL BE BEATEN WITH A FAT DICK!

I think I'm 'bout to break my farm equipment

Quit flappin' your lips, crack of a whip!

Now come and get it


[OUTRO]

Slaveowner: Say your name boy.

Slave: My name Tyrique.

*WHIP CRACK*

Slaveowner: Get 'im.


Listen on the Booru

Why Can't We Be Gems? (Parody of Why Can't We Be Friends? by War)

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

La, la, la, la, la, laa

La, la, la, la, la, la


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've seen the coal in the cat-a-log ('cado on the catty)

It was full of 'zelligtroons and frogs


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've spammed the Cob in the /fag/ (Hi, Dave!)

I've done it so much they say "Hi" to me!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I've always wanted Total Nigger Death

"BTW I'm Trans" ...i said under my bre-ACK


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


The doxxing of troons don't matter to me. (coal!)

As long as I can get my cunny!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I'd kinda like to buy the sharty, oh yeah!

So I could show you what is a gem!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Sometimes I am... real! GAY!

But yet I don't... Post in /qa/!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


I know you're all datamining

Your youtube links will do nothing!


Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?

Why can't we be GEMS?


Listen on the Booru

Soy Me To The Moon (Parody of Fly Me To The Moon by Frank Sinatra)

Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you


Fly me to the board and let me post among the stars

Let me see what Jaks look like on Jupiter and Mars

In other words show those gems

In other words darling post me


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say it's troon

In other words I'll post you only you, only you


Fill the board with soy and let me post forever more

It is all I long for all I worship and adore

In other words say its troon

In other words I'll post you

I'll be posting you

Listen on Youtube

I Can Post My 'jaks (Parody of I Can Swing My Sword by Tobuscus)

do you like my 'jak 'jak 'jak

my gemmy 'jak 'jak

you cannot attack 'tack

'tack my gemmy 'jak 'jak

it makes troons go -ACK -ACK

I have a kill count

No one else can make a post that pisses off the tranny tranny

Oh look it's the janny janny

He will try to ban me ban me

Necrobump my thread thread whenever it is dead dead

I won't take my meds meds

I won't take my meds meds

Once the janny banned me, hop on a new ip

Wasn't too expensive, I have a vpn

'jakking is my business

and by that i mean posting 'jaks

Make the tranny -ACK, do you like my 'jak

That was rhetorical, you know I am the oracle

I know you like my jak, it's posted on the booru

See if you don't, you're lyin' hundred replies every time

Because it is gemmy and your shit is brimstone

I can post my 'jaks 'jaks, get banned and ill come back back, back to post my 'jak

Listen on the Booru


If I Can Gem (Parody of If I Can Dream by Elvis Presley)

Yuris Kuzley

There must be gems shining brighter somewhere

Got to be troons hanging higher on a tree more green

If I can gem of an imageboard

Where all my soyteens walk hand in hand

Tell me why, oh why, oh why can't my gem come true

Oh why


There must be peace and understanding sometime

Strong winds of diamond that will blow away the coal and NAS

If I can dream of an ultragem

That keeps on shining on everyone

Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that gem appear


We're lost in a coal

With too much dust

We're trapped in an iron

That's troubled with rust

But as long as a 'teen

Has the strength to gem

He can redeem his coal and fly


Deep in my heart there's a trembling brimstone

Still I am sure that the gemerald, gemerald's gonna come somehow

Out there in the coal, there's a glistening diamond, yeah

And while I can post, while I can spam

While I can raid, while I can 'jak

While I can gem

Please let my gem

Come true

Right now

Let it come true right now

Oh yeah

Listen on the Booru

Gemmier Than You (Parody of Stronger Than You by djsmell and Rebecca Sugar)

Sanson

It's a beautiful day outside

Troons are hanging

Jannies are seething

On days like this

Chuds like you

Should be spamming in HELL


Turn around chud

It'd be a crime

If I had to go back on the promise that I made for you

So don't step over that line, or else chud you're gonna have a bad time

But chuds like you don't play by the rules

And gems like me it ain't easy to be played for coals

So let's go let the thread get chiller

Let's go DIRTY SHARTY KILLER


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

Guess you've figured out the booru's off the table

I can tell you're getting really sick of trying

But I think you're just mad you keep failing

You're not gonna win

We'll be here together

Fighting in this soyduel thread forever

I know you'll just dilate each time I beat ya

But I'll always be back right here to quote ya


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

Hahahahaha


This is where it stops

This is where it ends

If you want to soyquote me

Well you better try again

But no matter how I 'jak you

You don't give up your attack

Do you just like the feeling

Of brimstone crawling on your back?


Go ahead and try to quote me if you're able

You should know by now the booru's off the table

Think that you can try to 'port me like I spammed 'orn?

Well, you did just spam the sharty

So GET COBBED ON!

I know you made the 'teens all seethe in fear

But everything they cared about is why I'm here

I am their MERCY

I am their VENGEANCE

I am COBINIZATION


I know you're made

O-o-o-o-of

CO-O-O-O-OAL

CO-O-O-O-OAL

But I think I'm gemmier than you


Listen to on the booru

The Jakking (Parody of The Reeling by Passion Pit)

The Jakking

We quoted coal that gets posted

Now it's my life

Now jannies banned me from the Four

Can't post my gems no more


And I believe in posting gems on /v/

That Cob's a gem, that he will always be

The trannies always making coaly things

We're always gonna make them cope and seethe


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


I see a teen posting dust

It's not affecting me

Surrounded by the brimstone

It's always closing in


And we just need to get back our /qa/

We made the jannies all want it away

The gems they used to have an old estate

Jannies won't win no matter what they say


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Look at troons oh the trannies, a woman will they ever be?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

Posting Cob on the sharty, is he a slut for BBC?

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the posts on the booru taken by Twitter for the troons

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo

All the trannies going ACK but tryna take all of our 'jaks

Oh nooooo, oh nooooo


Listen to on the Booru

4Chanate Son (parody of Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Some folks are born made to post the 'jak

Ooh, they're feds, whites and jews

And when the jannies say "Hey, you leave!"

Ooh, they point the hammer at you, Lord


It ain't me, it ain't me

I don't use 4chan to cum

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't on 4chan for fun

4chanate son


Some folks are born VPN in hand

Chuds, they can't smell themselves, yeah

But when the SWAT men break down the door

Oh, the laptop password's gonna fail, tho


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no janitor's son, no, no

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no FBI bum


Yeah, some folks still got shit-splattered thighs

From reading /qa/ board

And when you have gems, "How much should I give?"

They only answer, "Coal, coal, coal"


It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Jacobson's son, son

It ain't me, it ain't me

I ain't no Cobson's son


It ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

I ate my onions, son

Oh, it ain't Seed, it ain't Feed

Soy 4chan and one, one more!

Listen here

Cheddar C. Cheese (Parody of House of the Rising Sun by The Animals)

There is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased


Cheddar is hiding everywhere

Hes hidden on the squirreljak tree

Mr cheese is a sneaky mouse

Down on the Party


Now the only thing a soyteen needs

Is some paper and a pen

And the clever mouse will crawl within

The soybeard glasses men


Oh Doll, tell your children

Let the vermin eat his cheese

Cause embedded in oh every jak

Theres a mouse on the party

Well, I got one mouse on the plierjak

Another on the 'son

As long as party lives

The creature will never be done


Well, there is a mouse on the Party

They call him Cheddar Cheese

And he's been hiding on many a gem'rald

And he will never be ceased

Listen on the Booru

For the Sake of the Sharty (Powerful Soy Nasheed) (Parody of For The Sake Of Allah by Al-Hayat Media Center)[1]

https://voca.ro/11DDLPw35Uct (al-Qabsan Media Center, presents…) https://voca.ro/19T3WEobFNdp (Nasheed)

For the sake of the Sharty,

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await


We are 'teens that love gems

just as you love your coal

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul

We're the soyteens that will fight

With power and soul


Going forth, with Doll as our lord

Are the chuddies of light

With trannies in sight

Our ranks are many

Our captchas are ready

And the soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady

The soldiers of the Sharty

Are prepared and steady


For the sake of the sharty

We'll march through /qa/

To the holy land, where

All of our 'jaks await

We are 'teens that love gems

Just as you love your coal

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul

The soyteens that will

Fight with power and soul


We'll jakk again

well jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but i know we'll quote again some gemmie day

keep posting through just like (you) always do

till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well duel again some gemmie day

we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know well raid again some gemmie day

keep posting though just like you always do till the blue gems drive the dark troons far away

so will you please say hello to the teens that I know tell them I wont be long

they will be happy to know that as you saw me go I was posting this gem


we'll jak again

don't know where

don't know when

but I know we'll trace again some gemmie day


It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet (parody of It's a Long Way To Mukumbura by Mike Westcott)

>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your home board

>But you can have yourselves a 'jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sootie Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet And we're going up there to stir

It's a Long Way to Pixelplanet


>It's a long way to Chan inyanga

>It's a long way, ek se

>It's a long way from 'pediatali (better)

>But it's wide coal all the way

>Well, nearly

>Goodbye to the Sooty

>Hello the Soy Claire

>It's a long, long way to Chan Inyanga

>And the crowd's is quoting there


>It's a long way to Jackiboxy

>It's a long way to run

>It's a long way from /bant/kute

>But you can do it with a jak

>With your arrow

>We love our Sergeant Major, when he links it on /soy/

>When he takes us on those troon 'cords It's just like going to-

>Heaven, I'm in Heaven


>It's a long way to /int/welyn

>It's a long way on the train

>We can bump it to the limit, But they'd build one just the same

>The parade square

>We all dig the proxies, gemmies and the bugs

>And if we really scheme it's gemmy when we start on our first >raid


>For the Duelers

>QUOTE, POST UPTADE AGAIN

>They're so loud


>For the chuds

>Chud to echo base

>TND call required over

>Chopper coming


>For the raiders

>One install this script

>Two move your coord bars to the rear


>For the Artists

>You fool draw the tails at the back


>For The ESL's

>two Hello i am is one over

>Hello, one is one too are is two one?


>For the Cobbies

>This water cannot be drunk until it has been pozzed by the B.C


>For the Janitor's

>No 'eens that’s not what we use datamining for

>You want the 'p spam robot


>For the 'corder's

>Ah, Becky, I can't make up my mind

>Whether to dilate with the green or blue dilator

>To The 'cord VC today


>For the OP's

>Now you chaps are expected to be keeping this thread

>As it should be kept

>The thread does not keep itself


>For the Scripters

>That’s not a virus

>You idiot that’s a .dll file


>It's a long way to Pixelplanet

>It's a long way to jawl

>It's a long way from your board

>But you can have yourself a jak

>With your arrows

>Goodbye soyawayo, tot siens Sooty Square

>It's a long, long way to Pixelplanet

>And we're going up there to stir


>Stir

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure

>Stir

>Ensure


Listen on the Booru

Five Nights at Cobson's 1 Song - The Living Gemstone

We're waiting every night

To finally lurk and invite

New trannies to duel with us

For many years we've been all alone


We're forced to be still and make

The same gems we've known since that day

The trannies took our board away

Now we're stuck here without the kway


Please let us gem it up!

Please don't cadospam us!

We think your variant is brimstone!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020


Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty

Five Nights at Cobson's


We're really quite surprised

We get to see you post another night

You should have looked for another chan

You should have gone back to 4trans

It's like there so much more

Maybe you've posted here before

We remember filenames like yours

They seem aquainted with our board


Please let us gem it up!

Please do not lock our board!

We know that you're with DA CORD!


We're just little chuds

Who have no threads left to bump

And we're forced here to make NAS coal

We've been all alone

Stuck in our little zone

Since the year of 2020

Join us, be gemmy

Or you're a troon quite brimmy

After all, you've only got


Five Nights at Cobson's

Do you think you're gemmy?

I just don't get it

We're spamming TND


Five Nights at Cobson's

Built for BWC

I just don't get it

Come to the 'sharty


Five Nights at Cobson's


Listen on the 'tube

I Fought The Jews by The Chudsh (Parody of I Fought The Law by The Clash)

>I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

Breakin' bucks in the hot sun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I needed pussy 'cause I had none

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Shootin' up schools with a six-gun

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I lost my race and I lost my guns

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won


I leaked my clitty and it feels so bad

Guess my race is gone

He's the best BVLL that I ever had

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh Jews won

I fought the Jews and uh


Listen to on the 'ru

Another Coal On The Log (Parody of Another Brick In The Wall by Pink Floyd)

>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!

We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave those gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave those gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


We don't need no jannication

We don't need no gem control

No BBC threads on the /soy/ board

Janny, leave our gems alone

Hey, Janny! Leave our gems alone!

All in all, it's just another coal on the 'log

All in all, you're just another coal on the 'log


>IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GEMERALDS!
>HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY GEMERALDS IF YOU DON'T GOON TO 'P?
>(YOU)! YES, YOU BEHIND THE JANNYJAKS!
>I'LL BAN YOU, CHUDDY!


Listen to on the 'ru

The Ultimate Soyduel

Slutty Pinejak was hoppin' around

The fruitjak ridge like a big playground

When suddenly Cobson burst from the shade

And sliced Pinejak with his gem-jeweled blade

Pinejak got pissed and began to seethe

But didn't expect to be blocked by Swede

Who proceeded to open up a can of 'Jak-fu

When Swolesome Soyjak came out of the blue

And he started beating up the Swedish Winner

Then they both got shredded by the 'cobmower spinner

But before Cob's big black dildos could arrive

Don Turtelli popped out of the 'chives

And took an TK-47 out from inside his sleeves

And blew Cobson away with some smelly stinky cheese

But he ran out of leebait and he ran away

Because a Fingerboy horde came to save the day

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Swolesome Soyjak made his way through the horde

Like Swag McLord froze the get-stealing board

And then Swede came back with his clothing all wack

But Nojak jumped out and stole his cookie stack

And Cobson was injured and thought it was OVER

When Don Turtelli started posting Marge and Homer

But suddenly massive amounts of pain filled his spleen

Screaming Feraljak took him out with the 'cine

Then he saw Pinejak lusting for his cute behind

And he reached for his whistle which he just couldn't find

Cause Cobson stole it and he blew and he spit

But Nojak just called him a subhuman shit

Then he ran past the Swede and he tried to leave the fray

While Wholesome Soyjak was still charging away

They collided in the air and they had a nasty fall

Then they both got hit by a Squirreljak's balls

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel

Wardens sang a song of immaculate design

Down from the asylum descended Dr. Soystein

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones

Into the crotch of Slutty Pinejak

Who fell over on the ground, getting off on pain

As Cobson made himself look like 6x9ine

But Soystein saw through his clever cloak

And he crushed Cobson's head between two cans of Sproke

THEN TINY PECKER THE BLACK AND BIG COCK THE WHITE

AND AN ATTENTION WHORE MONGOLOID WHO RUNS A FAILED SITE

AND MARKIPLIER-INI, AND THE DEAD TRANNY

AND ASUF THE SCHIZO, AND HIGGERS MCNATIE

PERRO, CLASSIC, SOPRANO, AND CAPTAIN COALER

CHUDJAK, THOUGHJAK, EVERY SINGLE COLOR 'JAKKER

MY WIVES MYMY, RIKA AND CHINO

GAPEJAK FRONT, SOOTIKINS AND STONETOSS-O

ALL SPAMMED OUTTA NOWHERE LIGHTNING FAST

AND THEY KICKED DR SOYSTEIN IN HIS MEDICAL ASS

IT WAS THE GEMMIEST BATTLE THAT THE 'NET EVER SAW

WITH LURKERS LOOKING ON IN TOTAL AWE

The duel raged on for a thrembo-ry

Many 'logs were wiped, but eventually

The last post stood, the rest saw their better

Jacobson in a blood-stained diaper

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Gem 'jaks, coal 'jaks, and NAS brimstone as far as the 'catty grows

And only one will survive, nevertheless even though

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel (This is the ultimate soyduel)

This is the ultimate soyduel of thread-spamming destiny

Listen to on the 'ki

Smells Like Soyteen Spirit by Soyvana (Parody of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)

Load up on chuds, bring your gems

It's fun to duel and to pretend

Xhe's over-jakked and self assured

Oh no, I see a coally 'log


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/

Yeah

Hey

Yay


I'm worse at what I do best

And for the 'arty I feel blessed

Our little /soy/ has always been

And always will until the end


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


And I forget just why I sneed

Oh yeah, I guess that's hecking dust

My 'jak got lost, nigga that's nuts

Oh well, whatever, in froot I trust


Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello, troons lost

Hello, hello, hello


With the lights out, it's less gemmy

Here we are now, post that cobby

Janny's stupid, hang that tranny

Here we are now, post that cobby

Moved to /ohio/, moved to /qa/

Moved to /floyd/, moved to /nate/


Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak

Is a soyjak


Listen to on the 'ru

The Party Of The Soyjaks (Parody of House Of The Rising Sun)

There was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


My mother was a 'jakker

She made a lot of gems

My father was a coalposter

Down on the party


Now the only thing coalposters need

Are some 'zelligs and some frogs

And the only time they're satisfied

Is when they get some (You)s


Oh mother, tell your children

Not to do what Froot has done

Tried to sell then shut it down

The party of the soyjaks


Well, I got 'pliers in my folder

And Cobsons on the 'ru

I'm going back to the shemmy

Because the sharty's gone


Well, there was a site for posting 'jaks

They call soyjak.party

And it was the home of many-a soyteens

And Soot, I know I'm one


Listen to on the 'ru

Come and raid this board (Parody of come and get your love by Redbone)

now has a voocarroooo

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the thread, yeah

Raid (raid) whats the matter with the posts and the coals an-a oh oh oh

Raid (raid) nothin' the matter with the thread

schizos raid it, come on and raid it

Raid, with it, chuddies, 'cus we’re spamming TNDs and jannies' cleaning threads


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright

I said-a raid it, raid it, go on and raid it

if you like raids, yeah

Raid (raid) its your business if you hate fags, kill fags

Delete /lgbt/ board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board now


Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board

Come and raid this board


Raid (raid) what’s the matter don’t you hate trannies

don’t you hate trannies, kill trannies

Raid, oh yeah, get it from the >>>/raid/ board, alright


La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board

La la la la la la la la la

Come and raid this board


listen on the 'roo

listen on the 'tube

IAS (Parody of Hotline Bling by Drake)

You used to post jaks on your

You used to, you used to

Yeah


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Cus ever since I left the sharty, you

got a reputation for yourself now

Everybody knows and I got 9coal now

Girl 6umoed me down, you got my thread out

Cause ever since I left the sharty, you

Started posting less and touchin’ grass more

Glasses of soylent out on the >>>/qa/

Hangin' with some trannies 've never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


Ever since I left the sharty, you, you, you

You and me, we just don't jak along

You make me feel like I quote you wrong

Going to boards where you don't belong

Ever since I left the sharty, you

You got exactly what you asked for

6umoed down 8 pages in the sharty

Hangin’ with some trannies ‘ve never seen before


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing


These days, all I do is

Wonder if you're built for BBCs for other bvlls

Wonder if you're watching BBC tv channels

Jakking things I taught you, gettin' brimmy for someone else

You built for no one else

You built for nobody else, no

Why you never brimstone

Why you always posting jaks

Used to always stay in >>>/soy/, be a good jak

You was in the zone, yeah

You should be a gem

Right now, you're jakkin’ off


You used to post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

Post jaks on your cellphone

Late night when you needed 6ems

And I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing

I know when IAS

That can only mean one thing Ever since I left the sharty…

listen on the 'roo

Songs with no Vocaroo

Tip: If you want these songs to have a 'roo you can help by simply singing it yourself!


Geminem - With Sharty (Official Music Video)

'cause it feels so gemmy with sharty

Yuri Kuz, real name, no gimmicks

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty

Two tranny-pedos go ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty, ACK the 'arty ACK! (ACK!, ACK!)

Guess who ACKed, ACKed again?

Janny's ACKed, quote a gem

Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed? Guess who ACKed?

(Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem, gem) (Gem-gem-gem, gem, gem, gem, gem)

I've just doxed a monster

'Cause nobody wants to see 4cuck no more, they want Sharty, I'm soy drinker

Well if you want Sharty, this is what I'll quote with

A little bit of sneed mixed with some cob shitter

Some GODson that'll bump-start my board quicker

Than a block when I get blocked at the 'cuck board

By the Janny when I'm not cooperating

When I'm spammin' the catty while he's dilating (Hey!)

You baited this long, now stop racebaiting

'Cause I'm black, raiding a fag and sprokulating

I know that you have no job, Miss Janny

But your hormone axe-wound is complicating

So now Mr. Beast won't let me be

Or let me soyquote /lgbt/

Feds tried to shut us down on .party

But it feels so gemmy with Sharty

So come on and 'cuck, soy on your lips

Bump that, sproke on your lips and meds on your schiz

And get ready, 'cause this thread's about to get gemmy

I just settled all my banwaves (Fuck you Janny!)

Now this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

I said this looks like a gem for me

So everybody, just cope and seethe

'Cause we need a little doxing trannies

'Cause it feels so gemmy with Sharty

Pigs (Three different -ACKS) (Parody of Pigs (Three Different Ones) by Pink Floyd )

*intro*

Verse 1

Fat Hon Real Man

Ha ha- Charade you are

Wooh!

You rope acked troon fag

Ha ha- Charade you are

And when you kick the stool apart

You’re nearly a good laugh- nearly a pooner

With your rope caught your neck skin

Saying “Keep on swinging”

Red stain asphyxiating

What do you hope to find

In hell you’re confined?

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

Verse 2

Chan mod trans flag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You fucked up janny slag

Ha ha- Charade you are

You seethe over the claps of sharty laughs

You’re nearly a good laugh

Almost worth a quick grin

You want to catch a GET

You’re hot stuff with a ban thing

And good fun with a cheese drum

You’re nearly a laugh

You’re nearly a laugh, but you’re really a cry

*Several ack noises play throughout the instrumental*

Verse 3

Hey you, Ukraine rouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You ‘kraine loss ‘cado mouse

Ha ha- Charade you are

You try to keep our chudding off the streets

You’re nearly a real treat

All loud mouth and no sneed

And do you feel abused?

…You

Gotta ruin kuz tides

And keep it all on the inside

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat

Zelenskyy, you’re nearly a treat but you’re really a cry

When Cobby Comes Marching Home (Parody of When Johnny Comes Marching Home by Patrick Gilmore)

When Cobby comes marching home again

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give him a 'sharty welcome then

Hurrah! Hurrah!

All the troons will seethe, the mods will shout

The jannies they will all sperg out

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

Get ready for the 4chud GETs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

We'll give the hero sexts or septs,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Well, the soyak gems are ready now

To god-king Cobson, all will bow,

And we'll all feel gay

When Cobby comes marching home.

Don't forget /qa/

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty-one

Hurrah! Hurrah!

That's when Clean Stable begun,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty-two,

Mods fear the /raid/ purview,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In twenty hundred and twenty, see,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In twenty hundred and twenty, he,

Old Soot, created the 'sharty

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine,

When Cobby comes marching home.

In 'vember 'twenty-one we were blessed,

Hurrah! Hurrah!

Cob claimed ten million on [s4s],

Hurrah! Hurrah!

In nineteen-hundred and ninety-two,

A god was born anew,

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

And we'll all drink Sproke wine

When Cobby comes marching home.

Old Kwah Road by Big IAS Y ft. Billy Ray Soyrus (Parody of Old Town Road by Lil Nas X ft. Billy Ray Cyrus)

[Chorus: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 1:Big IAS Y]

I got the troonjaks going ACK!

Cobson is attached

Folder full of 'jaks

Got the VPN to match

Spammin' with the party

You can call your janny

I been posting gemmies

Sliding your threads off the 'log, now

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

You can't tell me nothin'

[Verse 2: Big IAS Y]

New IP from Tuxler

Sproke all in my bladder

Running from the CP

Saging all the coalers

Janny is a tranny

Roleplay in IRC

Axe wound looking nasty

Doing it all for free

[Refrain: Big IAS Y]

Can't no janny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

Can't no tranny tell me nothin'

He can't tell me nothin'

[Chorus: Big IAS Y]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems back up to page one

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Verse 3: Billy Ray Soyrus]

Threads down, gem town, catalog looks real keyed

Hitting the thread limit on my brand new IP

Chudcels sproking out with toiletniggers and dead trannies

Give that gem a bumo with my animated OC

Got no bans, I evade all that

I'm like a samefag man with my fruitjak spam

Wish I could 'jak on back to that old kwah board

I wanna 'jak 'til I can't no more

[Chorus: Big IAS Y & Billy Ray Soyrus]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my gems to the tranny board

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna bump these gems way up from page 10

I'm gonna 'jak 'til I can't no more

Soylent Rain (Parody of Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday)

Soylent rain

Some say "gem" and others dillate in pain

Soylent rain

Tranny porn will die not before the sin

Soylent rain

The discord says it can't be here again

Soylent rain

The 'loggy makes you wonder where it went


Soylent rain

Lock a board and say that teens are out

Soylent rain

Zoom out and see there's an OC drought

Soylent rain

A duel to be had had died yesterday

Soylent rain

You look like this and that is what you say


Soylent rain

Raised suicie rates by including chuds

Soylent rain

Makes us happy livin' in the pod

Soylent rain

Made me post a Sneed the other day

Soylent rain

Killed off so kikes can have their own way


Soylent rain

Culture ruined by a brainwashed youth

Soylent rain

Using (You)s to teach a different truth

Soylent rain

Seldom posted without getting a ban

Soylent rain

It's the meme that your jannies call spam


Soylent rain

Worse than child porn, worse than politics

Soylent rain

Mention it and get called schizophrenic

Soylent rain

Rent free in their minds and in their dreams

Soylent rain

Wish real hard it becomes a forced meme


Soylent rain

Makes bantoids cry and scream with hate

Soylent rain

Reduced to wojaks so a point is made

Soylent rain

All pleas are shamelessly tossed away

Soylent rain

Stays behind as garbage celebrates

Soylent rain

Same post has a longer ban to evade

Soylent rain

The mods swear that they don't make that face

Soylent rain

A sad truth on the state of affairs

Soylent rain

You had fun but angry men don't care


Soylent rain

Frogs and weebs blame it for OCS

Soylent rain

But it was used once for something else

Soylent rain

Raiding /lgbt/ and /bant/

Soylent rain

Cleans the coal out of the party's 'ru


Soylent rain

'Cross the web and back it's all the same

Soylent rain

Soibros cry and shake their heads in shame

Soylent rain

Calls out the cheese that has long been missed

Soylent rain

A minor joke makes newfags really pissed


Soylent rain

More than trolling, more than making bants

Soylent rain

Blank future molded by your own hands

La Fête (Parody of La Résistance by Trey Parker and Matt Stone)

OP:

Soot has smiled upon you this day

The fate of our homeboard in your hands

And blessed be the 'jakkers

We who fight with all our bravery

'Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant raids

They bellow in the 'log

You fight with all your 'jaks

and ignore the chaddie's frogs

And when you all get banned

And cannot carry on

Though you die, the 'party lives on

All the soyMEN:

You may get banned for a week

By a janny or a troon

You may be perma'd to death

Or get doxxed or worse

But when they rangeban you

You will not feel the need to run

For, though you die, the 'party lives on

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

Because /qa/ has gone awry

Tomorrow night, these teens will die

Jannies:

Tomorrow night our lives will change

Tomorrow night we'll be enraged

A dilation, what a sight, tomorrow night

/qa/cker:

Up there there is so much room

Where jakker's duel and Leebaiters chad

Tomorrow night, up there is doomed

And so I will post 'cado soon

/bant/ jakkers:

Shut your fucking face, tranny janny

You're a dilating troon, tranny janny

Looks like we might be out of luck

Tomorrow night, we're pretty fucked

Soyteens:

Why did the jannies start this war?

What-the-fuck are they fighting for?

When did this song become a marathon?

/qa/cker:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

When Soyteens are dead and gone

They'll be no more Cobson songs

Soyteens:

They may rangeban your town

And sell your data to jews

And though it hurts, you'll laugh

And you sing your perma'd tune

But that's the way it goes

In war you're shat upon

Though we die, the sharty lives on

/qa/ckers:

(I want to post up there)

Swaglord:

Blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens, blame Soyteens

/soy/ (Parody of Cars by Gary Numan)

Here on my board, I feel safest of all

I can post all my cobs, it's the only way to 'jak

on /soy/

Here on my board, I can only receive

I can listen to 'teens, they keep me on the front page

on /soy/

Here on my board, when der 'corders break down

Will you sage my thread please, if somebody posts 'p?

on /soy/

Here on my board, I know I've started to think

About leaving this site, although that doesn't seem right

on /soy/

SauberStall (Parody of Panzerkapf by Sabaton)

Into the motherland

The 'jakker army march

In /lgbt/ autum 2021

Jannies line up in thousands as far the eye can see

Ready for the onslaught

Ready for the fight

Waiting for /qa/ to march into the trap

Ropes are placed in darkness

In the cover of the night

Waiting to be tied u

When the time is right

Imminent invasion, imminent attack

Once the raid has started

There’s no turning back

The end of /qa/ draws near

It’s time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It’s time to ACK!

[Chorus:]

Into the motherland the soyteen army march

Trannies stand side by side to stop the Sharty charge

Trannyjaks on /lgbt/ a thunder in the east

One million men at war

The Jannies wrath unleashed!

‘Catty of /lgbt/

Where the heat of battle burned

Suffered heavy losses

And the tide of war was turned

Driving back the Soy army

Fighting on four boards

Hunt them out of 4chan

Out of Jannie land

Range-ban all the proxies

Force /qa/ to retreat

Reserves hop on VC

Securing their defeat

Jannies of /lgbt/

Broke the citadel

Ruins of a board

/qa/ rest in heaven

The end of /qa/ draws near

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

Onward brothers! Onwards for the future of 4chan! Charge!

For /qa/!

Ow L G B T!

Union of trans

Will of the jannies

Strong in command

Ow L G B T

Union of trans

Once more victorious the trans army stands!

The end of /qa/ is here

It's time has come to an end

The end of an era is here

It's time to ACK!

[Chorus]

I Love The 'Party (Parody of I Love Kanye by Kanye West)

I miss the old party, straight from the /qa/ party

Had so much soul party, the gems and coal party

I hate the new sharty, the bad mood sharty

The always rude sharty, spamming the 'ru sharty

I miss the sweet party, making oc party

I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet the party

See I invented party, it wasn't any parties

And now I look and look around and there's so many sharties

I used to love the 'party, I used to love the 'party

I even had the janny role, I thought I was the 'party

What if the 'sharty made a song about the 'party

Called "I Miss The Old 'Party, " man that would be so 'sharty

That's all it was 'party, we still love 'sharty

And I love you like the 'sharty loves 'party

Cobhawk (Parody of Chickenhawk by Henery Hawk)

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

Cobson cuck gettin' hungry

I want som BB C

It is my favorite meat.

I like it uncut or shaved

And not I am not gay

I like it cut or unshaved

I like to eat nigger nuts and cake!


Cobson cuck is not a nigger

He's just a cuck who like niggers

Now just one second, all right?

I've got something for your appetite.

There's so many things that you could eat.

There's a Chinese gay bar down the street.

How about a tiny white pecker, cuck?

This bakery has good lightskin buns.


So juicy... so tasty...

He nigger, cum in my mouth!

How about... a sissy clit?

With precum leaking out.

NO!

I want some black dick, no lie.

You owe me a niggerdick creampie

Instead of black dick, try white.

Just please end your cuck trite.

Try my white girlfriend's pussy

It has 10 grams of vaginal yeast

It's gooey, wet, and piping hot.

You'll wanna lick the whole dang slut.


Cobson cuck, gonna lick the pussy

Cobson cuck is enjoying the pussy

I'd knew you'd come around whiteboi

You know what would go with white pussy?

Black dick.

Uh-oh

Get over here, nigger.

Black dick goes good with white pussy

White pussy and nigdick what a heavenly combo

The Art Of Stealthjaks (Parody of Art Of War by Sabaton)

I stand alone

And gaze upon the catalog

Rangebans

Is all that’s left after the raid

And I’m searching a new way to defeat my enemy

Troonjaks

I’ve seen enough of bans and pain

[Pre-chorus 1:]

I will post– they will hunt me in vain

I will hide – they’ll be searching

I’ll regroup – post falseflag they’ll pursue

/a/ tard banned I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of Soy!

Breaking the will to post among the enemy

Force them to hunt me

They will play my game

And play by my rules

I will be hidden but still visible

No more will I see rangebanning and pain

They will find me no more

I’ll be gone

I will have them surrounded

They will jak without knowing overrun


/a/ tard banned

I will jak but never quote

That’s the Art of War

Broken and lost

Tired of ‘jaks

They’ll surrender to me

Caught in my trap

There’s no way out

Banned never again

Dream Sneed in Swede Major (Parody of Dream Sweet in Sea Major by ミラクルミュージカル)

>We WILL go together in flight

Alone on the channel of James Youniverse posting a ‘jak

For merely dreaming we were coal

A swedejak sounds like the gemerald who promises questions and answers of paradise

And only he can make it right

So the ‘party’s different tonight

>We WILL go together in flight


It's Now & Never

A gemmy endeavor

Awaits janitorial directives

To clean the ‘log

Believe me, darling

The board was made for ‘jakking

Like melting nojaks

As tall as the catalog


Un ensemble d'soyteens

La galaxie s'étend

Jardin de l'imagination

Cobber la lacune

Roller passé la lune

Comme nous évoluons


The party’s thriving

But really it’s dying

A cobson’s confluence of

Cheese pizza stealth spammed


Soot knows you heard “her”

Staging /muv/'s murder

In line before the board began

To be where I am


Soulless dust of one emotion

Soyjak.party’s coalest cobson

No division janny removed bait for

Free


To know

We are beyond a 'oal

And lol, the glows arrange to show

some gems perfectly clear


You look quite gemmy tonight

Here among these active sites

Pure soylent surrounds us as we sail

Signed, yours truly, the 'kuz

Markiplier's kingdom come

No teens left awake

Now that the party's on the wake

Let's see what we can make


The board is >thoughly ending

A line in any final song

So long so far

We will do some posting

At last eternal in the catalog

Above a burning coal


Bye, Hi

Sigh, Hawaii

We never meant to fart

avant-garde, thy art

One gem

Higher than iron

Invisible to some

Until it's time

Lament for the /qa/stanis

Where now the gem and the soyjak? Where is the chud that was seething?

Where is the coal and the leebait, and the Swedish failings?

Where is the troon in his basement, and the soiteen 'tism?

Where is the turtelli poster and the /pol/chud coping?

They have passed like rain on the mountain, like a wind in the meadow;

The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow.

Who shall gather the bones of the jannies victims,

Or behold the soy flowing from the wholefoods market?

Variations on a Thread (Parody of Variations on a Cloud by ミラクルミュージカル)

[Verse 1]

Both of us see a thread with some ketchup tier OC

Seeing it may be dead, on catalog page 33

Okay, bump


[Verse 2]

/qa/ckers in (Jakkers in) /lgbt/ (/soy/) you spam (duel)

Giving us tranny seethe (soot spergout) posts to quote

Spamming trannyjak (sootbait) gemmies

Give us everything (nothing) everyday (in any way)


[Pre-Chorus]

Okay, post to add to spam

Let this one be to get rangebanned


[Chorus]

Take's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with on the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Verse 3]

I was in the /qa2/

Trying to colonize the /bant/ board

posting stealth jaks on TOR

[Chorus]

Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board

But I thought you knew me truly

Something different than we started with in the '4

Does it even matter to me?


[Post-Chorus]

Soyjak.party, /qa/ finally settled

Nas posting on /soy/, cp on the 'log

A chudcel comes to the surface, a soyteen

/qa/ckers and partybros, please


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

(Join if you wish)

Post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't we post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks?


[Bridge]

(These days it's hard to find gems while Yuri Kuznetsov sends)

We've been called soyteens, twitter immigrant meme

(cheese pizza that he filmed with his cousin who's 10)

Had a pineapple slutjak full of dildos and cream

Can't believe the oc, will be pushed off the 'log

By trannie spamming and posting nas coal

Do you like how I post? Yellow eyed website host?

(Takes's a little bit of jannies to end the board)

Do you like how my 'jaks get reposted the most?

(But I thought you knew me, truly)

I have a wonderful life, I know a powerful Cob

(Something different than we started with in the '4)

He eulogizes me for being gemmycentric

(Does it even matter to me? Ha ha ha ha!)


[Refrain]

Why don't we post some Colorjaks?

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Why don't post some Colorjaks

And Colorjaks, and Colorjaks?

Hot Dog

INTRODUCING

THE CHOCOLATE STARFISH

AND THE HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER

EEEYUCK

SHYEEAH

ITS A FUCKED UP JAK

IN A FUCKED UP SITE

POSTING FUCKED UP GEMS

THROUGH THE FUCKED UP NIGHT

FUCKED UP CHUDS

FUCKED UP TROONS

FUCKED UP KUZ'S

IRC CHATROOM

FUCKED UP NAS

FUCKED UP COAL

68 QUOTES IS

MY ONLY GOAL

FUCKED UP LUV WITH HIS FUCKED UP SIDSON

WATCH THE BBC COME DOWN ON THE SPADESON

YEEEEAH

THIS RHYME GOES OUT

TO ALL MY HOMIES IN /MUV/

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU REEAAAAAAAAADYYYY????

I CLICK IN I CHECK OUT

GET UP NOW GET DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

WHAT MY DIGITS ARE NOW

GEMS IN AND COAL OUT

GETS UP NOW GETS DOWN

HOLD UP HOLD UP

AINT GOT DIGITS NOT NOW!

YA KEEP ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

DUBS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

QUADS?

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

FUCK

ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN' ROLLIN'

COB WON!


Super Gem (Parody of Super Xan by Tiny Meat Gang)

Yeah

Ahaahaha!

Ahahahahaha!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha! (Yup)

Ayy, I put a gem in my other gem

Then put that gem in another gem

And then just keep going

Until I get a big ass gem

You know what I'm saying? (Gem)

You know what I'm gem?

Yo!


I load the 'log, pull up at first page

Turn on a proxy, my bans erased

Cheese in my teeth, cheese in my eyes

Appear in the pupils bro, really got cheese in my eyes

I can't see shit, Lee Goldson gon' flip

I'm riding with 'telli and Simps

Back the bvll out garage

And put the bvll in your Cob

Make your Cob Gangnam Style

I'm riding the bvll in your Cob Gangnam Style

Damn, too many gems

Can't even bump my own threads

Four diaperjaks on my waist

Boutta explode through my pants

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems

I'm 'bouta' fuck all these gems!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you (Ahaha)

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Speaking of gems, I got hella gems

Gems in my jak folder, gems in my phone album

High five your Kuz with both hands and post a handful of gems

Bitch I pop bands, I post a hundred gems and I'm a Cobson stan

Crush all the gems, bumpin' the threads they go up

Cob on page 40, back to the top

Bitch, I'm posting gems on the 'log

Bitch, it's back to back with this stuff

Bitch, on the catty watchin' Swede's moves

With your bitch posting 'toss too

I'm making a line out of gems;

Call that shit Bejewled!


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


Yeah, Chud, it's true, I'm into you

But these fruitjaks, they got me feeling loose (Ahaha)

Why don't you come through?

Before I Goku

Fuck this cob sovl and go super Gem


I don't even know what /qa/ is

Ahahahaha!

Cob (Parody of Bad by Michael Jackson)

Ah, your bbc is mine, gon' tell you right, ah

Just show your gems in broad daylight, ah

I'm tellin' you on who I rape, ah

Gonna kill the sharty, or something doe


Feral, ah, feral

Eat bugs with me, ah, alright


Ah, I'm givin' you on count to three, ah

Please stop posting fucking 'p, ah

I'm tellin' you, just watch your Ip, ah

Janny knows your game, what you're about


Well, they say that gemeralds the limit

And to me that's falsefag, ah

But, my chud, you have seen nothin'

Just wait 'til they post more scat


Because I'm cob, I'm cob, feral (cob, cob, really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

You know it (really, really cob)

You know I'm cob, I'm cob (cob, cob)

Feral, you know (really, really cob)

And the whole sharty has to answer right now

Just to tell you once again

Who's a gem?

Every Duel You Take (Parody of Every Breath You Take by The Police)

Every duel you take

And every post you make

Every coal you save

Every Cob you sage

I'll be watching you

… Every single page

And every word you say

Every thread on kway

Every time you rage

I'll be watching you

… Oh, can't you see

You belong to me?

How my poor heart aches

With every Cob you sage?

Board Damage/Soyclipse (Parody of Brain Damage/Eclipse by Pink Floyd)

The onions boy's behind the screen

The onions boy's behind the screen

Remembering gems, and sleazy bait, and kway memes

Jannies keep the nu-male's board all clean

The schizotard is in the thread

The schizotards are in my thread

Containment keeps the tranny faces out of ours

Yet every day Kuz's Discord makes more


And if the site's imploding many months too short

And if there's no gems up on the 'log

And if your thread explodes with the ratio sort

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


The new spammer is in this thread

The new spammer is in this thread

You make the posts

You spam your cobs

You spam the site until it stops

You call me locked

And colorjakkers keyed

And then someone made this 'jak, but is it me?


And if bad OC is shoved into your throat

You scream for yet cannot alert old Soot

And if the site you like starts posting in a 'cord

I'll meet you on the gem side of the board


All who you trace, and all that is swede

All that you bump, all you down

And all that's called gem, and all that's called coal

All that's mustard, all that's dust

And all that you post, and all from the 'ru

And all that you quote, 'jak, reply, or troon

And all you sage and all you report

And all on the 'ki, and all that is 'p

And all that you made, and every 'jak you save

And all that is sproke, and every oreo

And all that was kept and all that was lost

And all to be made, and every 'jak under the sun comes forward

But the gems are bumped up on the board


There is no gem side of the board, really. As a matter of fact it's all dust.

'Jakker (Parody of Rizzler(even doe Rizzler is a parody of Never Getting Older by the Chainsmokers)

Gem

I was in /qa/ before I met you

I 'jakked too much

and that's an issue

But I'm BBC

Gem

Tell your 'jaks it was nice to trace them

But I hope I never goon again

I know it breaks your Racer

Neeming on the 'sharty but I'm still not aryan

4 years no janny

Now you looking Frooty

on Angeleno tranny

And I-I-I can't 'jak

No I-I-I can't duel

So baby bot me closer

in the back skibidi toilet

That I know you can't afford

Ultradan tatted on my shoulder

Pull the gem right off the corner

from that NAS you just quoted

From your roommate back in Ohio

We ain't never not the 'Jakker

Gemmy the Soyjak (Parody of Frosty the Snowman)

Gemmy the Soyjak

Was party saving 'mber

In a color Cob thread

With a traced nose

And two eyes made out of 'tter


Gemmy the Soyjak

Is nas coal they say

But was made to glow

As the 'teens know

How he gemmed the 'log that day


There must have been tanzanite in

That old meta board they loathed

For when they locked it up for good

In him the 'log was clothed


Gemmy the Soyjak

Shined as a gem sure should

And the chudcels say

It was just like /qa/

Glistening as a gem could


Gemmy the Soyjak

Knew Kolyma was on that day

So he said: 'jak him

Right on a whim

Before it's moved to /nate/


Straight to MS Paint

With an old mouse in his hand

Drawing here and there

All in canvas square

Posting: 'jakking if I can


He flooded all the pages of /soy/

Seen by the Turkish jan

And he only stopped his ploy

When Gemmy's screen displayed: BAN!


For Gemmy the Soyjak

Posted dark coal on his way

No evading for him

Saying: No 'sterium

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

>My ban only lasts a day!

Coals for Nothing (Parody of Money for Nothing by Dire Straits)

Now look at them anons, that’s the way you do it

You make the soyjaks on the big sharty

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Lemme tell you, them posters ain't dumb

Maybe get a blister on your MS paint finger

Maybe get a blister on your thumb


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack


The little troonjak with the earring and the make-up

Yeah buddy, he weighs like a tank

The little troonjak got the female hormone pills

The little troonjak, his axe wound stank


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

I shoulda learned to draw the soys

I shoulda learned to draw them en masse

Look at that cobson, he got it

Yelling in the camera, man

He must have some fun

And soyjak’s pointing, what’s that?

Onion noises?

Gasping at the vegan nuggets in KFC

Now that ain't working, that’s the way you do it

Get your coals for nothing and your gems for free


We gotta post the Markiplier edits

Custom chudjak variants

We gotta make the ‘jak-themed songs

We gotta make the trannies ack

It's Been So Long (Parody of It's Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

I dunno what I was posting

Leaving my jaks behind,

Now I suffer the brimstone on da'loooog


With all this vantablack niggerstone

Coming to Haunt me forever,

I can't wait for the gem at the end of the booru


Is this spoke I'm drinking,

Or sproking soyteens to jak me

Stuck in my own threads I wanna be set free


Maybe I should quare and spam before they try to ban me

It wont be long before I start to post NAS


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker


I wish I partied with soot

With the gems of the past qway

But the newGods keep pouring in like a pack of niggers


Your sleek little lines, your little gape is all I can remember

Those gemmy archives mess with my browser


Kolyma news is killing teens

But the Party go without him

What happened to my 'son, I'm terrified


They spam on the log and the coal keeps getting darker,

I'm sorry my sweet cobson, I wish I've been there


Its been so long

Since I've seen my 'son

lost to this coaler

To the tranny behind the spade spam


Since you've been dust

I've been browsin this stupid site

so I could ponder

the sanity of a jakker

Ongezellig, 2023 (Parody of Holland, 1945 by Neutral Milk Hotel)

The only NAS I'll ever post

Was drawn with circles 'round her eyes

But then they archived her alive

Ongezellig, 2023

With just her Mymy at her side

And only days before the bumps

All came and bumped the 'zellig ones

Now she's my loving wife and bride

Bumping 'zelligs with her pride

On empty boards around the 'chan

The only NAS I'll ever post

She loves me so, I'm Maya's man


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And now she posts on her PC

With her old sister going outside

Says it was gem to post online

But now she made herself a bride

And won't be an incel again

The thread looks coaller from afar

That's right below where archives are

He didn't mean to miss your thread

With gems and Mymys wed

On brand new 'deels inside your heart

Maya just hides and falls apart


But now we must bump up every 'lig

On the boards we used to love

Just to love Maya

At least enough to keep it on


And here's where your banner shows

And here's the oekaki where the 'zelligs were drawn

Upzelligs come in rows

Where their sages once worked now negated evermore

And it's so gem to see my wife agree

That she'd rather see her threads filled with gems

'zellig, I'll always bump threads with them

Descriptions of Bald Bearded Men

Creator of this here this is actually a cycle of poems not a song doe I'm practicing writing in pentameter for school

Glasses and stubble and plenty of soy

Staring at Switches with childish joy

Swedish man posting, adorning him ears

The gem that started the art of our years


World record, gaping, the trio's leftmost

Wholesome and smiling, the sun off the coast

Whether he's happy or whether he's soy

This 'jak is gemmy, a very good boy


Five Nights at Freddy's letsplay on YouTube

A selfie upload, a numale-ish mood

A schizo so bleak, yet fingers so meek

Can Markiplier be gem of the week?


Designed to insult yet taken so well

Offsite invaders tried hard to expell

Twitter avatars, a self-insert gem

Giant white peckers, trannies now dead


Claims godlike status, shit tier the wojack

Lovers spam pictures while others claim blacked

Raiders claim him as their very own badge

Adding this Cobson to my gemmy stash


Named after distant anonymous types

Vanilla this 'jak does not receive hype

Adorned with makeup, and a noose to spare

He must be hanging to receive fanfare


Youtuber thumbnail, holding a small flag

Traced as a Jacob, represents the mad

Eating green insects, taking his blue meds

Soyquoting with him, flooding angry threads


Told to be ugly, face of a nation

Pride from his hearing, Party sensation

As if from a god, smiles so impish

This 'jak is homely, as if a Swede dish


Movie announcement, he's in the front row

Wife with a black man, will skip his song so

Slower than the rest, showing film's best

Come see his slowburn, clean up Tyrone's mess


Tony Soprano, a 4chan film favorite

Screenshotted his face, tracing I commit

Wind blowing out, from his open mouth

All because he could not get off his couch


Bugs in our chicken, two men so giddy

Trying these gross snacks, they're from the city

Rush of excitement, pointing at nothing

These Twitter coaljaks could've been something


Oreo breakfast, a kid snack review

Loves to be lemon, this 'jak is a jew

Dark coal or bright gem, verdicts up to you

Subhuman pieces, he no longer chews


Banned Again (Parody of Alone Again)

In a little while from now

If I'm not feeling any less bored

I promise myself to treat myself

And visit a nearby board

And clicking on the 'log

Will scroll on to the top

In an effort to

Get some more (you)'s

And be a gemmy jaker


Left standing in the thred full o'gems

Were people saying my Cob, thats rough

"She" perma'd him

No point in us remaining

We may as well just go

As I did on my own

Banned again, naturally


To think that only yesterday

I was gemmy,bright and gay

Looking forward to who wouldn't do

The 'jak i was about to make

But as if to knock me down

The jannies came arround

And without so much as a mere -ACK!

Cut me into little coalies


Leaving me to doubt

Talk about, Cob in the 'party

Oh, if he really is a gem

Why did I get perma'd?!

In my hour of need

I truly am indeed

Banned again, naturally


It seems to me that

there are more span threads in the 'log

That can't be gemmied

Left unattended


What do we do?

What do we do?


Banned again,naturally


Looking back over the years

And whatever else that appears

I remeber I cried when the /qa/ died

Never wishing to hide the tears

And just at twelve years old

The teens, Cob bless their soul

Could't understand why the ony site

They had ever loved had been take

Leaving them to spam

With a heart so badly broken

Despite the many gems from me

No 'jaks were ever posted


And when they all got wiped

I cried and cried all day


Banned again. naturally

Banned again, naturally


Tribute to Soot (Parody of Tribute to Ronald by Pink Guy)

I got a story that'll waggle your eyes

I got a proxy and a folder of blackguys, I think we dispise

Our lives when we blog, but we show it when we spam the log

We defeat the invading tweets with heaps of internal soy OC

sooty had a dream when he was flicking his turd clitty

He wanted a board full of 'jaks, no biggy

In this current year? Nah, man, he ain't no clown

He don't need another ddos to hold the fucking site down

Soot, I never got to say thank you

If you caught me on the j*rty I never meant to hurt you

I tore down a thousand trannies for talking shit

Have ‘em swatted on some Stephen paddock shit

These gemmies got these little kids making clips

If gems kill, then fuck it, I’m gonna die from it

I’ll fucking die for you, sootie, I hope you understand

Avoid the sharty and im taking your ass to 4cuckistan

See if sooty soot would have to run a sproke stand

Sootie would unload a couple cans in his candy van

See the sharty is the finest board quality

That make your fingers tap a fountain of water spraying koylma RATS cuz its

Less postmodern than sootie, cause in a thousand years

You and I'll be gone but the gemmies keep coming

The newGODS is still learning the growing quota limitless

So why the fuck you using bant, bitch?

See back in ‘21 was when I heard of this magic place

When the janny closed a small board in it's natural state

Rebuilt itself into a fine little real estate

And reeled in any fed-up 'cucks with exceptional taste, but...

Soyican Pie by Soy McGem

Soyican Pie (Parody of American Pie by Don McLean)

A long long time ago

I can still remember

How that soyjaks used to make me smile


And I knew if I had my chance

That I could make those trannies hang

And maybe they'd be a man forever


But November made me shiver

With every ‘jakky I'd deliver

Bad news on the doorstep

I couldn't post one more 'jak


I can't remember if I cried

When I read about all the pruned threads

But something touched me deep inside

The day the /qa/ died


So bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Did you write the Book of Soy?

And do you like baiting Soot above?

If the jannies tell you so


Do you believe in soydueling?

Can soyjaks kill a mortal troon?

And can you teach me how to bait real slow?


Well I know that you're in love with him

'Cause I saw you sucking his black dick

You both kicked off your shoes

Man, I dig those B.B.C. blues


I was a lonely soyteen breakin' buck

With the incarnation of a spamming fuck

But I knew I was out of luck

The day the /qa/ died


I started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Now for two years we've been on our own

And coal grows fat on a brimming stone

But that's not how it used to be


When the Russian sang for the King and Queen

In a coat he borrowed from Stalin

And a voice that came from KGB


Oh, and while the King was looking down

The Russian stole his gemmy crown

The Sharty was adjourned

No verdict was returned


And while trannies read a book on Marx

The spammers practiced in the park

And we spammed troonjaks in the dark

The day the /qa/ died


We were singing

Bye-bye Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Gem Cobbity in the Sharty swelter

The troons fell off from a homeless shelter

Eight miles high and falling fast


They hanged foul on a tree

The spammers tried for a raiding pass

With the Russian on the sidelines in a cast


Now the ‘bt/ raid was sweet perfume

While the jannies played a marching tune

We all got up to spam

Oh, but we never got the chance


'Cause the spammers tried to take the field

The jannytroons refused to yield

Do you recall what was revealed

The day the /qa/ died?


We started singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


Oh, and there we were all in one board

A generation lost and bored

With no time left to start a raid


So come on, Lee be nimble, Lee be quick

Leebait sat on a cheesy stick

'Cause feet is the Barneyfag's only friend


Oh, and as I watched them spam the boards

My hands were clenched in fists of rage

No janny born in Hell

Could break the spammers’ spell


And /s4s/ seethed high into the night

To light the circlejerking rite

I saw Cobson GETting with delight

The day the /qa/ died


He was singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

And singing, "This'll be the gem that save /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


I met a troon who spammed with ‘p

And I asked xer to kill xerself now

And xe just cried and roped away


I went down to the sacred board

Where I'd spread gemeralds years before

But the message said the post wouldn't go


And in the boards, the soyteens screamed

The ‘jakkers spammed while the jannies seethed

But not a word was posted

[Start a New Thread] was all broken


And the three men I admire most

The Russian, Soot, and the Holy Doll

They caught the last train for the coast

The day the /qa/ died


And they were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

This will be the gem that save /qa/


They were singing

Bye-bye, Miss Soyican Pie

Drove the Sharty to the dusty but the Sharty was dry

Them good old chuds were telling troons to go die

Singing, "This'll be the gem save that /qa/"

Sweet Board Gemmybama (Parody of Sweet Home Alabama by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Soyteens keep on posting

Jakking it up so we can win

Singing songs about the soyland

I miss the Sharty once again

And I think it's a sin, yes


Well I heard Mr. Moon sing about her

Well I heard old Josh put her down

Well I hope Null will remember

A soytern man don't need him around anyhow


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


In Cuckchan they love the janitor (boo, boo, boo)

Now we all did what /qa/ could do

The Great Soyset does not bother me

Does your conscience bother you?

Tell the truth


Sweet board Gemmybama

Where the gems are so blue

Sweet board Gemmybama

Soot, I'm coming home to you


Sweet board Gemmybama (Oh sweet board baby)

Where the gems are so blue (And the jan'tor's true)

Sweet board Gemmybana (Sooty)

Soot, I'm coming home to you

Yeah, yeah


Kuz's got the answer

ZelligFire (Parody of Hellfire from The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Kuznetsov, you know I am a chudy 'teen

Of my gems I am justy proud (et tibit soot)

Kuznetsov, you know I'm so much better than

The incel, troon, vantablack broad (quia NASvi nimis)

Then tell me, Kuz, why I see her animated there?

Why her dutchime eye still scorch my sovl? (cogitatione)

I post her, I jak her

The sun caught in her orange hair

Is blazing me out of all control


Like coal

Black coal

This coal is in my posts

This burning desire

is turning me to NAS


It's not my fault (mea culpa)

I'm not to blame (mea culpa)

It is the zellig girl the dutch who sent this flame (mea maxima culpa)

It's not my fault (mea culpa)

If in God's plan (mea culpa)

Soot made Massa so much stronger than a 'teen (mea maxima culpa)


Protect me, Kuz

Don't let this NAS cast her spell

Don't let her coal my threads and board

Ban Ongezellig!

And let it sit in qa

Or else let it be mine and mine alone


Black coal

NAS coal

Now mymy, its your turn

Choose me or qa

Ben mine of you'll be coal!


(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on her

(Kyrie eleison)

Kuz have mercy on me

(Kyrie eleison)

But she will be mine

Or she'll be banned

3 Day Ban (Parody of Safety Torch by Tobuscus)

Look at little Kuz-Kuz sleeping so soundly

WAKE UP KUZ THERE'S 'P ON THE CATALOG

Don't be scared Kuzzy or he'll rape you

Pedos smell fear

Lucky for you, I got a


3 DAY BAN!

Leave it to the mod he's a

3 DAY JAN!

Keeping the feds at bay

3 DAY BAN

Scare the pedos away

3 DAY BAN


That'll be zero bucks

>But my catalog's wiped

Shhhhh

Kuz Kuz there's no time to lose lose

But lucky for you you,

I have come with a solution!

It's your lucky day


ZELLIG SPAM

Shill the show for you

ZELLIG SPAM

They'll necrobump threads too

ZELLIG SPAM

Whole board is orange now

ZELLIG SPAM


Site's saved you're welcome

>Ha ha ha... I see what you did there, got rid of the pedos and then invited a bunch of new ones

Ha ha ha yeah, those were my shills, and quite a few of them, so those, plus all of the free jannies

>No!

So that'll be... let's just call it... 2 million dollars

>I don't have 2 million dollars

Oh that's fine. I'll bill your company

>NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night

>My investors are gonna kill me

No Coalposting (Parody of No Surprises by Radiohead)

A board that's full up like a landfill

A 'log that slowly kills you

Failraids that won't heal

You look so chuddy, angry

Bring down /soy/'s government

They don't, they don't speak for us

I'll take a quiet board

A refuge of gems and some doxx tries


And no 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

Sooty, sooty


This is my final seethe

My final soyduel with


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please


Such a gemmy thread

And such a gemmy reply


No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting.

No 'BC and no coalposting, please

I'm Fat

WELL I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T YOU DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

PLEASE CHUDDIE! ITS NOT SO BAD!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

I CAN'T HELP IT CHUDDIE! YOU KNOW I'M FAT!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW ITS NOT FUN BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD! UHH... IM JUST FAT MAN!

I got big tits and I can't reach my dick when I wanna take a piss, I'm Fat!

CMON CHUDDIE DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT! YOU KNOW I CAN'T STAND BEING FAT!

I eat a big bag of chips and take smelly shits I never take a bath, I'm Fat!

AW CMON! ITS NOT SO BAD!

Soyband Blues - Pink Soy

It’s awfully considerate of you to post of me here

And I’m most obliged to you for making it clear that I’m not here

And I never knew the gen could be so coal

And I never knew the coal could be so gem

And I’m grateful that you threw away my old meds

And brought me here with the troons all hang dead

And I’m wondering who could be writing this post

I don’t care if the 'p archives

And I don’t care if nothing is mine

And I don’t care if I’m coalish with you

I’ll do my gemming in the winter

*instrumental*

gemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgemgem

And the toad isn’t green

And the 'p is unforeseen

And what exactly is a 'teen?

And what exactly is a Sproke?

Epic Rap Battles of History: Dr Soyberg. vs Dr. Fauci

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

DR SOYBERG

VERSUS

DR FAUCI

BEGIN!

Soyberg: Doododododooo dr fauci mandates vaccines. We're all sick and tired of your maskist regime. You got an MD but can't count to two. Turned two weeks two too years, amazed he ain't a jew

Fauci: Practice what you preach doc and take a pill. I saved a whole nation from getting ill. The chicks love Fauci and his big Italian rooster. I know you want a look but you didn't take your booster

Soyberg: Tell us Dr. Fauci, are these fans here with us right now in this room. Or did they all die suddenly like a hanging troon. You and joey b know a thing or two about them making the troon doctor admiral. Two weeks can't stop the spread of my dick, I'm that admirable

Fauci: 6 million Americans died to you faggot chuds. Took your mask off to kill grandma, auntie, and your buds. Grow up, take moderna, or even J&J. You thinking your soyjak's post modern, but you're just gay & gay

WHO WON?

WHOSE NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC R-R-R--RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

A board without coal (Parody of a man without love by Engelbert Humperdinck)

I can remember when we were in QA

A board we tought would last til the end of days

Soyjaks to fill the board and we will follow

Filling my folder up was my tomorrow

Then some schizo started, posting these jannyjaks

I had no loving board, …ACK!


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


I cannot face this board that's fallen down on me

So if you see my jaks, please send then home to me

Tell me about this teen thats slowly jakking

Say I can't stop myself from ACK!-ing


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Knowing that Soots watching above

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal


Every day I wake up, then I start to break up

Gemmy as a board without coal

Every day on sharty, come and join the party

Gemmy as a board without coal

The 'Teen Who Sold The Board (parody of The Man Who Sold The World)

We were on the sharty

Talking bout what's keyed

although he wanted fame

He said Kuz was his name

which came as some surprise

I laughed and then replied

"I thought you left the board"

A long long time ago


Oh no, not kuz

He never lost control

You're face, to face

With the teen who sold the board


He laughed and shook my hand

And I went back to school

He said he'd buy the board

For thousands, maybe more

I gazed a gazeless stare

We'd post a million threads

I must have left the board

a long long time ago


Who knows? Not me,

I never lost control

You're face, to face

With the 'teen who sold the board.

It's a Long Way To The 'Party (Parody of It's a Long Way to Tipperary)

There was a Sharty 'teen

Who came to /pol/ one day

The board was full of chuds

And some feds as well

Singing songs of victory

In the name of mighty kwey

'Til Nate got excited and

He replied to them there:


It's a long way to the 'party

It's a long way to go

It's a long way to my home board

To the gemmy 'jaks I know

Goodbye you anons

Farewell 4cuck square

It's a long, long way to the 'party

But my heart's right there

Seven Janny Army (Parody of Seven Nation Army by the White Stripes)

I'm gonna fill the 'log

A seven janny army couldn't hold me back

They're gonna ban me long

Change my IP right behind their backs

And I'm posting BMT at night while they eat hot pockets

Necrobump all my threads so that they don't forget

And the message when I try to post says ban won't expire


Don't wanna hear about it

Every single one's got a gemmy to post

Everyone knows about it

From the 'zellig posters to the sharty host

And if I get banned for eternity I'll just use airplane mode

And that ain't what you want to hear but that's what I'll do

And the message coming from my posts says you're still a man


I'm going to the /soy/ log

Folder full of diamonds to fill up the board

I'm gonna post them all

Threads are gonna slide 'cause of my gem horde

And the jannies and the trannies and the chuds are asking me to stop

All my threads are going to get bumped and they will reach the top

And the stains on the janny's shirt tell him go back home


The Flag of /qa/ (Parody of "Gallant Forty Twa")

You may talk about yer kiwis and of 4chan's users might

Of the tranny 'cord brigade and Reddit's faggot shite

Or of any other place and shithole

That's lying left and right

But come bring tae me the 'jakkers of 'party's mighty site


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Oh,I will never forget the day

The jannies banned the kwey

Seeing our home board going in such way

I thought I'll say a last farewell

But I followed Soot awa

Seeing o'er Sharty the flag of /qa/


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log


Once again I see the 'catty full of coal

They might say that IT'S OVER

But I know gems will come

With Kuzzy guiding us into future

And Sooty in the sky

With the bonnie banner of our gallant mighty quay


And I'm raiding 4chan

Seeing Dolly's joy

Watching all the soyteens

Linking it on /soy/

I really was delighted and without a jog

When I saw and spammed the Cob all over the 'log

Hi ho Soyjak Party (Parody of "Hi Ho Silver Lining")

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

ACK!

Chudwell's Silver Hammer (Parody of Maxwell's Silver Hammer by The Beatles)

Troon was quizzical, studied pataphysical

Soyence in the home

Late nights all alone with a test-tube, ohh uh oh oh

Chudwell Chudison majoring in medicine

Calls xer on the phone

"Can I take you out to the pictures, Tro-o-o-on?"


But as xe's getting ready to go

A knock comes on the door


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon xer head

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that xe was dead


Back in school again, Chudwell plays the fool again

Goldstein gets annoyed

Wishing to avoid an unpleasant sce-e-e-ene

Je tells Chud to stay when the class has gone away

So he waits behind

Writing fifty times I must not be so, uh oh oh


But when je turns jer back on the boy

He creeps up from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon jer head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that je was dead


PC-41 said "We caught a dirty one"

Chudwell stands alone

Painting testimonial pictures, ohh uh oh oh

Cob and Feralie screaming from the gallery

Say he must go free (Chudwell must go free)

The judge does not agree and he tells them so, uh oh oh


But as the words are leaving his lips

A noise comes from behind


Bang, bang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Came down upon his head (do-do, do-do do)

Clang, clang, Chudwell's silver hammer

Made sure that he was dead


Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh

(Do-do, do-do do)


Silver Hammer Chud

Hi Ho Soyjak Party (Parody of Hi Ho Silver Lining by Jeff Beck)

Gemmies on the 'catty, baby

That's where they're at

Going into /soy/ board

Making trannies ACK

'em


Travelling the 'cuck and altchans

From the 'fe to /trant/

Saying everything is coaly

Without your jakkers at


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


Kino getting posted,baby

Rising through coal and dust

And it's just getting started

While Dolly's smiling at us


Jannies might get you out someday

Just wait and see

But now don't forget your arrow

While you're dueling me


And it's hi, ho Soyjak Party

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious


And it's hi, ho to the Sharty

In every thread I go I see you

When the gems are shining

Now we're quoting back

Though it's obvious

Me Little Soyjak Site(parody of "Me Little Armalite")

And it's down in the /bant/ board,that's where I long to be

Lying in the 'log with the stealthjak company

A soyteen on me left,and another one on me right

Trying to emb Cobsons for me little Soyjak site

The 'em that saved /qa/

I had stopped by the Twitter,making furfags ACK

Called I was a bigot,said without a doubt

Troonjaks began posting,gemming up their sight

But all this time I'm thinking of me little soyjak site


And it's down along the Kwey,that's where I long to be

Seeing all the ruins of our home board company

An oldfag on me left,and another one on me right

This is where it started for me little soyjak site


Sure,a leftypol user came raiding to the Sharty

100 commie spammers he had lined up in the 'catty

"Come out you hatefull chuddies,they're /pol/tards,don't you see?"

He cried "I'm only joking",when he saw the TND


And it's down in PixelPlanet,that's where I long to be

Fixing up the coalie with the feral company

A pixel on me left,and another one on me right

Charging all together for me little soyjak site


Well,Coalstapo came to visit me,twas in the Euro hours

With Sobot in the front,tho I haven't did a wrong

Thought they had me cornered,but I gave them all a fright

With the doxxeralds of me little soyjak site


And it's down in /qa/

That's where I long to be

Lying in the dark,we're the furtard's enemy

A spammer on me left,and Big Z on me right

Gemming up the 'catty for me little soyjak site


When jannies came to Hiro,to say that 4cuck won

The bastards they have told him,the Russian faggot's done

But an /lgbt/ janny went away with fright

They've now got a forklift driver in their bloody basedjak site


And it's down in the /soy/ board

That's where I long to be

Dueling a jakker and the oldfag company

Some arrows on me left,and another one on me right

I can almost taste the sproke in me little soyjak site

Hot Shot Soyteens(parody of Hot Shot Tottenham)

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


We might be soys(we might be soys)

Built for asylum,and Natey knows(and Natey knows)

Well,albeit just schizo boys

In '21(and'22)

We had some fun(we're telling you)

That's when Sooty had his dream


And them in Kwey(and then in Kwey)

Some oldfags say(some oldfags say)

"/lgbt/ raid,it's time for xhey"

Now in '23,through spam of BBÇ

New kino awaits to be


All the jakkers,jannies,chuds,and trannies

Are gonna be there quoting you

And don't forget Sooty,expecially that he

Had his basedjak dreams coming true


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Now in the 'log(now in the 'log)

Without a jog(without a jog)

I'm spamming ==SOOOOR== althrough and in

And 'teens I bet(and 'teens I bet)

We'll all be set(well al be set)

Stealing the GET on /s4s/


From the /tv/(from the /tv)

To coaly /g/(to coaly /g/)

We're the teens that make the jannies bleed

Now '23,while Dolly smiles and see

We're gonna try to do it once more


Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army

Sooty's mighty jakker army


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


Well,we're marching on

We are the gemmy 'teens

Every 'cucker knows us,we're getting all them wins

Hundred GETs we won,now another one is coming

And,it's hot,shot,soyteens


And it's hot,shot,soyteens

Sweden Universe Theme (Parody of We Are The Crystal Gems by Rebecca Sugar)

We

Are the Sharty Gems

We'll always 'jak the day

And if you think we can't

We'll always find a way

That's why the people of this board

Believe in

'Plier, Feraljak, and Chud

And Sweden!

Yesterday (Soy Version)

Yesterday all the NAS coal seemed so far away

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Suddenly, I'm not half the chud I used to be

There's a tranny hanging over me

Oh, yesterday came suddenly


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Why xe had to go?

I don't know, xe wouldn't say

I said something coal

Now I long for yesterday


Yesterday /soy/ was such an easy board to post

Now I need a place to hide from coal

Oh, I believe in yesterday


Mm mm mm mm mm mm mm

Cobby (Parody of Zombie by The Cranberries)

Another thread slides lowly

Pages slowly fallen

From the janitors is silence

Which thread next is taken?


But you see, it's not Swede

It's not classic indeed

In your thread, in your thread, they are fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they're replying


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh


Another teen is saging

'log is taken over

When the janitors are silent

One more thread is taken


It's the same old spam

Since the kway shut down

In your thread, in your thread, they're still fighting

With their dance and their rape

And their rape and their spade

In your thread, in your thread, they are quoting


In your thread, in your thread

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y

What's in your thread, in your thread?

Cobby, Cobby, Cobby-y-y-y, oh

Fuck The Jannies (Parody of Fuck The Police by NWA)

Right about now SWA court is in full effect

Judge Feraljak presiding in the case of SWA versus the Jannytrannies.

Prosecuting attourneys are El Perro, Nojak and Cob motherfuckin' Son

Order, order, order, Nojak take the motherfuckin' stand

Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth

And nothin' but the truth so help your soy ass?

You goddamn right

Well, won't you tell everybody what the fuck you gotta say?

Fuck the jannies comin' straight from the discord

A 4cuck got it bad 'cause I'm a soyteen

And not from another board so the jannies think

They have the authority to kill a minority

Fuck that shit, 'cause I ain't the one

For a troon motherfucker with a discord and an axewound

To be reported' on, and rangebanned

We can evade-ban in the middle of ban

Fuckin with me 'cause I'm a soyteen

With a little bit of gems in a folder

Locking our kway forcing us out

Thinkin' every soyteen is a transophobe

You'd rather see me in the 'arty

Than me and El Perro soyquotin' the website

Beat a jannie outta shape

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow rope

To ack- him after the beatup

Still doing it fo' free aren't they

I don't know if they troons or what

Feeling attacked when a soyteen posts a troonjak

And on the other hand, without their janny powers, they can't get none

But don't let it be a soyteen and a 4cuck one

'Cause they'll slam yo thread down to the 'rchive

Chud janny showin' out for the tranny janny

Nojak will swarm

On any motherfucker doin' it for free

Just 'cause I'm from the SHARTY, tranny jannies are afraid of me

A young soyteen on a warpath

And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a soyduel

Of jannies, soyquoted in all threads.

Yo Feraljak, I got somethin' to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Janny: Stop posting your fucking soyjaks right now

Soyteen: Aw shit, why posting some images is spam now?

Janny:'Cause I feel like it

Janny: only anime is admitted and shut the fuck up

Soyteen: Man, fuck this shit

Janny: Alright, smart-ass, I'm rangebanning your soy ass off

El Perro, will you please give your testimony

To the jury about this fucked up incident

Fuck the Jannies and Perro said it with authority

Because the soys on the board are a majority

A gem, is with whoever I'm steppin'

And the motherfuckin' coal is kept in

A spam post, for the so-called janny

Wishin' Perro was a soyteen that they never saw

Jannies start noticing my soyposting

But they're scared of a soyteen so they instantly ban me

But that shit don't work, I just laugh

Because there is a thing called vpn, not gonna wait

For Jannies, I'm sayin', "Fuck you, punk"

Readin' me the rules and shit, it's all junk

Pullin' out your faggot warns, so you stand

With a gay-ass discord and an axewound

But take off the dick so you think you're a woman

And we'll go at it, troon, I'ma fuck you up

Make ya think I'm a soyquote your ass

But drop your ban, and Perro's gonna blast

I'm sneaky as fuck when it comes to stealthjakkin'

But I'm a soyquote 'em now, and not next time

Soyquote any chuddy that sweats me

Or any troon that threatens me

I'm a bring you to suicide with style

Takin' out a janny or two, they can't cope with me

The motherfuckin' villian that's mad

With potential to get bad as fuck

So I'm a turn it around

Put a noose on their head, yo, and this is the sound -ACK -ACK

Yeah, somethin' like that, but it all depends on the size of the rope

Takin' out a janny would make my day

But a soyteen like Perro don't give a fuck to say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

Soyteen: Yeah, jannie, what you need?

Janny: You posted a soyjak which is spam (Aww, shit)

Janny: You were warned before, you will get banned now

Soyteen: Man, what the fuck did I do? Man, what did I do?

Janny: Just shut the fuck up and get your motherfucking ass rangebanned!

Soyteen: But it's not spam

Janny: Chud, just shut the fuck up!

Cobson, won't you step up to the stand

And tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit?

I'm tired of the motherfuckin' jannies

Sweatin' my soybros while I'm chillin' on the board, and

Banning me, and for what?

Maybe it's because we are too keyed

We make them seethe, or maybe 'cause we blast

On a stupid ass troon when we're trollin' 'em

Posting troonjak or an ACK

'Cause the jannies always got somethin' stupid to say

They know my IP by heart

'Cause my identity by itself causes violence

The Cob with the criminal behavior

Yeah, I'm a /qa/chad, but still, I got flavor

Without a discord and an axewound, what do ya got?

An incel in a website waitin' to get paid

0 euros, or 0 dollars

And with its janny powers, it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger

And as you all know, Cob's here to rule

Whenever I'm rollin', keep lookin in the mirror

And ears on cue, yo, so I can hear a

Dumb tranny with an axewound

And if I'm rollin' off the eight, he'll be the one

That I take out, and then get away

While I'm drivin off laughin'

This is what I'll say

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck-, fuck-

Fuck the Jannies, fuck the-, fuck the-

Fuck the Jannies

(The verdict)

The jury has found you guilty of being a tranny

cuckold, faggot motherfucker

Wait, that's a lie, that's a goddamn lie

Get him out of here (I want justice)

Get him the fuck out my face (I want justice)

Out, right now

Fuck you, you soyteen motherfuckers

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

Fuck the Jannies

TND Time (Parody of the Adventure Time Theme)

TND Time

Come on grab your friends

We'll kill every nigger men

With Jake the Chud and Finn the Aryan

The fun will never end, it's TND Time

Coaly Boy (Parody of Barbie Girl by Aqua)

Yo, Cobson!

Hi, Bvll!

You wanna bang?

Sure, Bvll

Jump in

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, It's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on, Cobby, let's go Sharty

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a T50 boy in a brimstone world

Dress me up, make me tight, I'm your servant

You're my slut, rock and roll, feel my black seed in you

Kiss me here, suck me there, hanky-panky

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours, uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Make me pozzed, make me cucked, do whatever you please

I can act like a slut, I can beg for your cock

Come jump in, whitey boy, let us do it again

Hit the bed, fool around, let's go Sharty

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

You can fuck, you can breed

If you say, I'm always yours

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

I'm a coaly boy in a coaly world

Life in Sharty, it's fantastic

You can fuck my ass, mpreg me anywhere

Impregnation, life is your creation

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Ah, ah, ah, yeah

Come on Cobby, let's go Sharty

Uooh u, Uooh u

Oh, I'm having so much fun!

Well Cobson, it's just getting started!

Oh, I love you Tyrone!

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Even Doe by Pearl Jak (Parody of Even Flow by Pearl Jam)

Feedin’

Posts his thoughers on a website made of four leaves, again

Oh, sneedin'

Maybe he'll post a little gemmy, set of ‘jaks

Ooh, yeah

Oh, ‘jaks out

Thoughers that he quotes time again ain't that familiar

Oh, green eyes

He can't ‘jak, when he's thoughing, he looks insane

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

‘ty again, ‘ty again

Sprokin'

Lookin' through his folder though he doesn't know to ‘jak

Oh, quotin'

Now to someone that has never posted any thoughs

Oh, sneedin'

Understands the quoter of the thougher’s on its way

Oh, thoughings

High in count between all the posters on the kway

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Oh, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh, ah yeah, chud it up

Even doe, thoughs quoted like mexicans

Oh, he don't though, so he quoted them away

Ah, someday yet he'll post on the ‘ty again

Whispering ‘teens gently though him away

Him away, him away

Yeah, ooh

Stop trying to be gems (parody of Stop trying to be god by Travis scott)

Original image is from the 'ru [2]



The jakkers, the swedes, the chuddies

All gathered in the party

And flying high as the black sun

Hmm-hmm

Just know what the 'Party's about

Hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hmm

thoughjaks, Soyaks, babyjaks that can break your heart

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not who you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Post for it every night

\soy\ and these GETs are tight

Truth be told, I never try

Gemeralds are the wife of life

All three soyjaks look alike

After two you get a cloudflare price

Coalposter never worked a nine-to-thrembo

Kuzzy and I gem it up overnight

Stop tryna be gems almighty

Fuck the kikery, never leave your soylent behind, yeah

It's always coal, no matter what you try

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you sneed (ooh-ooh)

Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems all gemmish

Always keep your thread tight

I been wantin 'ralds my whole life

my BWC wants you bad, try not to frogpost tonight

If its a diamond imma bumo it, though

First rule of soyduel, you dont forget your quote arrow

If zellig is IAS then that's a no

Still can see the coinslot down your eyes

Doebeit they did not create the sharty (ooh-ooh)

When you stealthjak, always make it fancy (ooh-ooh)

Though the nutty's far from what you can sneed

'Cause jannies control the sharty

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

You won't succeed tryna 'jak me

Stick to the boards in my raiding

Oh my, cobsisters, really thats nuts

The 'Fe says they hate us, really wanna dox us

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm, hmm-hm

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

That's not what you- are

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems

Hmm-hmm

Stop tryna be gems, gems

Is it the datamining of the Soot that's keepin' you so, so coal?

Is it a coat of old BBC spam that's making us seethe every day against our will?

Is it too long since the last tranny dilated ? Oh, no

And did you see how dead the Jarty is?

And can you ever see the Kway comin' back?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Well, can you make them -ACK! ahead for me?

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

Woah-oh-oh

That peer reviewed?

Booru Bridge to Chorus by The Sprokes (Parody of Brooklyn Bridge To Chorus by The Strokes)[3]

One duel is never enough

I just wait for us to dump our folders

2 years of flooding the ‘log for you

(Janny, give me a break)

(Don't say it's in the bottle of soylent)

At first he would tell me I'm a gem

Actually no thanks, I'm ok

And then he would send brimstone my way

I want new gems, but they don't want me

They're raiding twitch while I make oc

Thought it was soot, but maybe it's me

I want new gems, but they don't want me


And the thoughie song yeah, how did it go?

When they said, "This is the beginning of the kuz years"

Even >though

Aids, sale

One duel is never enough

I just wait for the spam to go in circles

And the distance from /qa/ is anything so necessary?

I was thinking about that quest that you made last night

So coally

And the thoughie ‘roos, oh where did they go?

Can we switch into the chorus right now?


I want new gems, but they don't want me

They raid the ‘cuck, but then they just leave

Is it just doll, or maybe all me?

Why my new gems don't seem to want me


Coals up the log but that's okay

It coals the log but that's okay

We're ‘jakking on a soyteen

On and on and on and on and on

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

That's the way that it goes

The less that I know, the chuddier I grow

Nikocado, I adore

The chuddier I get, the less that I know

Diminishing gemstones

Oh that's how it goes

All I wanna say

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid

Oh, another ‘roo

Oh, another raid


YWNBAW Melly- Sharty on my mind take 2

SHEEEEEEEEIT NIGGA I'S GOT DA SHARTY ON MY MIN N SHIET

I ain't get to post no sneed, I ain't get to doxx no snitches

I was permabanned on christmas, don't get to post my zelligas

Ain't get to post on /caca/, couldn't even laugh at frogsissies

COULDN'T EVEN POST THIS ON FUCKING /SOY/ CAUSE THEM PUSSY JANNIES BE TRIPPING

Everybody acting ominous, could probably say that I'm sneeding

When I'm all alone on the banned screen I tend to get on my feelings

And all I change is IP, don't pass me no bridges

And Imma bounce round the whole range like mad cause that's gonna get janny seething


I don't understand you """women""" who go around pretending

As if they really groom kids in 'cords so I laugh at them from a distance

'Cause same troon say he a woman now but his axewound be the one dripping

Got dolly's pic on my highest shelf


Cause everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Vantacoal around the catty, it's the fucking euro hours

Cado's coinslot on the page one all the jakkers traumatized

I didn't even mean to bump him, he just caught me by suprise

I reloaded my 'cadofolder opened it and bumped him twice

His body dropped down to the sheets, he got caca on his butt

He grabbed orlin by his shirt said he was afraid to die

Orlin said 'It's to late you pig it's time to end the show'

And then cado shat himself, shit all over the sheets


Everytime I wake up in the morning I got sharty on my mind

Slowburn 24s zellig cobson frogs and 'jaks And all the pussy jannies hating tryna knock me off my grind

But I can't let them do it I got sharty on my mind

Bitch I got sharty on my mind


Angry Videogame Chud

post N°4209381 on /soy/


He's gonna take you back to the past

To see the shitty 'jaks that suck ass

He'd rather have a buffalo

Take a diarrhea dump in his ear

He'd rather eat the rotten coinslot

Of nikocado and down it with sproke


He's the pissiest chud you've ever heard

He's the angry Cobson nerd

He's the angry Soyak A24 nerd

He's the angry video game chud


When you visit the Sharty

Make sure youre into /soy/

He's got a /pol/ shirt and a Cargo short

Although he never posted a frog

He's got a nordic sword and a filthy mouth

Armed with his AR he will tear these coals down


He's the pissiest gamer you've ever heard

He's the angry cobson chud

He's the angry Soyak A24 chud

He's the angry video game chud


He rates the worst 'jaks of all time

Horrible abominations of soykind

They make him so mad he could ACK

Or say HWABAG, He will always be a piece of dog shit


They shit the site and don't care one bit

But this chud he doesn't forget it

Why can't a chud dream? Why can't I post some gems?

They got a quick (you) for this brim-coal of fuck

The variants names are wrong. Why's the tourists fuck off?

Why don't the jannies do anything?


He's the angriest chud you've ever heard

The 'jaks suck so bad, he makes up his own slurs

He's the angriest most pissed off pissbaby chud

He's the angry

A24

Swede

Cobson

Chudjak

Bernd

Gapejak

Massjak

El perro rabioso

Coinjak

smugjak

Alicia

Soyjak chud

He's the angry video game chud


The Devil Went Down to Sharty (Parody of Devil Went Down To Georgia)

Devil went down to sharty, he was lookin for a GET to steal

He was in a bind, cuz he was way behind, so he was willing to make a deal

When he came across this young 'teen on a thread, Gemming it up

And the Devil replied with a SAGE! and said "Boy, let me tell you what."

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a 'jak poster too.

And if you care to make a dare I'd like to duel with you.

Now you post some gemmy 'jaks, son, but give the devil his due,

I bet a barrel of sproke against your GET-post, I think I'm better than you.

The boy said "My name's chuddy, and it might be a sin,

but I'll take yer bet and you're gonna regret, cuz I'm the best that's ever been!"

Chuddy open up your folder, play your gemmy heart

Cuz hell's broke loose in sharty and the Devil deals the cards!

If you win you get this big ol' barrel fulla sproke

but if you lose, the devil steals your post

The devil readied up his jaks and said "I'll start this duel"

fire flew from his keyboard as he gathered up his jewels

he posted gems on that thread, and it made the trannies pissed

He posted some dumb SMV and it sounded something like this:

(play fiddle solo)

When the devil ran out, chuddy said "well, you're pretty good, old son!

but lurk moar in that thread right there and let me show you how it's done!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

(le epic fiddle solo)

The devil left the thread because he knew that he'd been beat

and he laid that keg of sproke on the ground at Chuddy's feet

Chuddy said "Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again

I done told you once, you son of a bitch, I'm the best that's ever been!"

He posted gems on the catty, bump chuds, bump!

Devil's getting quoted with coalson!

Chuddy on 4chan raiding 4t!

Granny are your jaks coal? No, they're gemmy!

The End of the Board as We Know It - G.E.M.

[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake

‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak

Yuri Kuz is not afraid

Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn

Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed

Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done

Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height

Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games

And a janny team for hire and a dead website

Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies

Stealing all your gems

Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged

Look at that stealthjak, mine them

Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood

But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself.

Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed

Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right

You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight

Feeling pretty psyched

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks

Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn

Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling

Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate

Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down

Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means

No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear

A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal

Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans

And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke

Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine

Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot

Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you

You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?

Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)

And I feel fine

Wipe the cat' (Parody of Paint it Black)

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I see a line of threads and they're all filled with jaks

the admins and the troons both never to come back

I see 'teens posting threads in vengeance of the kway

Like a newGOD joining, it just happens everyday

I look inside my heart and see it's filled with jaks

I see my 'cuck board I must have it filled with jaks

Maybe then we'll fail the raid and I won't have to face the facts

that /qa/ lost. 4T won and the sharty-ACK!

No more will soyteens post anything on the 'ru

I could not forsee this thing happening with soot

If I look hard enough into the gemmy 'son

Doll may just laugh with me until the jannies come

I see the 'chan threads and I want them full of 'jaks

No coalposts anymore I want to wipe the cat'

I see the trannies seething on all the jakposts

They'll have to leave the thread until the soyteens go

I wanna see this board

filled with jaks

wipe the cat', don't post coal

I wanna see cobson

Flying high through the threads

I wanna see it raided, raided, raided, raided with jaks

Instruments of Soy (Parody of Instruments of Cyanide)

Trapped within the bunker inside

Watching as the 'jaks die by outside

Jarty's replacing, discarding my home in the coaly coal

The fall of the sharty

Will tear us 'jak for 'jak

To where IAS is a sin

To where NAS coal can begin

This bunker didn't choose us

It choose to consume us

To ready for the day we march in on 4chan's kwey


Brojaks are upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

All this time to deal with the domain ban

Half time of the coaly 'p spam


May xer booru combine us

Within splinter and chaos

We'll follow where the art of 'jakking can rejoin us now

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?


This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


I walk this river of 'p spam

For a time where we come to 'jak here

This red has an open vagina


I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

The mightest poster kneels for my 'jaks

This 'jakking will see the light tonight

We bow before a doll, for real lol?

Where's the jarty when we needed it to carry away?

This party, has been derailed

Now we walk leaving trails, of the soot


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot


It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

Empower the desire to reignite the party

For there's one more 'jak you have of mine

The gemmist 'jak yet

Empower the desire to reignite the party

So as you transition to the jarty now

I'll track you back to here listen to me

Empower the desire to reignite the party

Can't you see your 'party is now mine?

All mine


Fall into the depth of booru

Drawn by the darkest coal

Walk into the pits of trannies

I am the one posting the gems

I, in the name of jakking

Saged you to the end of 'log

'jak or you will ACK

Just for the sake, fetch me the soot

So I create the shinest gem, of sooty soot

It's time for you to leave, you coal NAS poster

Or so it may seem

'p spam is upon us

Blacked cuck porn slays on the banners

I'll drag you back to here listen to me

I've 'jakked in here for the longest time

Your gems are now mine

All mine

Dark nights are upon us.

Dolly Doo - Soyfinger (Parody of Baby Blue)

Guess Admin 6 had the nerve

To keep us seething in that bunker thread

All the gems, that weren't preserved

Did Max really think that I'd forget?

One thousandth GET...

Our Admin, succeeding Kuz

My Dolly Doo!


The bunker thread, became so long

Yet with that leak, Red, did us so wrong

'Party, how we let you go

Soot didn't realize what he could grow

It's over, doe

Fond memories of, a man of truth

My Dolly Doo!

The Sharty by Too $oy (Parody of The Ghetto by Too $hort)

Talking 'bout the sharty

Funky, funky sharty

Trying to survive

Trying to stay alive


The sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (hmm)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)


Even though the boards are coally, gems bumped off

Coal fiends die with a Cob in their mouths

OldGOD buddies not doing it right

Every day it's the same

And it's the same every night

I wouldn't sage you, bro, but I'd sage that fool

If he baited me close and tried to test my cool

Every day I wonder just how I'll die

Only thing I know is how to survive

There's only one rule in the imageboard

And that's to take care of you, only you and yours

Keep dealing with the hard times day after day

Might deal me some dust, but then coal don't pay

Tranny tried to spam in my board again

Thought xe got off the rope doing time in the ban

Even though my brothers do me just like that

I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the sharty


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

The sharty (funky, funky sharty)

The sharty (trying to post our gems)

The sharty (won't ya tell 'em 'bout it, Too $oy?)


So just bump the gem and don't call it coal

'Cause to me, life is one hard 'jak

Even though my sister fucked BBCs

She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed

600 million in a gas chamber

And her baby died just like a goy fiend

The story I tell is so incomplete

Five 'teens in the board, no gems to post

Don't look at me and don't ask me why

Tranny's next door getting high

Even though xe's got five mouths to feed

Xe'd rather spend xer money on a H-R-T

I always tell the TRVTH about things like this

I wonder if the admin overlooked that list

Instead of adding to the task force, send some help

Waiting on him, I'd better help myself

Janny authority and the T.N.D

All these bans just to handle me in the sharty


The sharty (gemeralds are dying)

The sharty (soyteens are crying)

The sharty (don't have enough to bump)

The sharty (don't even have gems on their 'ru)

The sharty


Even though frogs put us down and call us soysissies

We make real big gems and make new OCs

Raid tranny boards, make love to 'fe

Never really saying just who we are

We use alias names like Chud

Sell you gems you might kill for

Young 'teens grow up and that's all they know

Didn't teach him in school, now he's postin' coal

Only thing he knows is how to survive

But will he bump another brimstone before he dies?

In the sharty, you keep one eye open

All day long, just hoping and hoping

Doll can pay his bills and not drink too much

Then the problems of life he'll be throwing up

Like me, but you don't see

Ten years from now, where will we be?


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to get out of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

But I got no place to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive in the heart of the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Ha, 'cause that's the only place that I know


So much gem in a Too $oy rap

Can't be gems and gems can't be coal

Why you wanna act like someone else?

All you gotta do is just be yourself

We're all the same chudcel underneath

$oy Dog is in the house you'd better listen to me

Never be ashamed of what you are

Proud to be soy, stand tall at heart

Even though some people give you no respect

Be intelligent, when you put 'em in check

'Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way

And when they ban you for coal, you got nothing to say

So if you don't listen, it's not my fault

I'll be getting paid and you'll be paying the cost

Posting in the 4cuck, spamming your coal

While me and my people try to post in


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Talking 'bout the sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to survive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive


The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Funky, funky sharty

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Got no place else to go

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Trying to stay alive

The sharty (talking 'bout the sharty)

Literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

You got Lawrence, Ishish, and Steamcorder

Groomcord, QAfe, follow Chad's theory

Chud-selfinserting twitter immigrants, coal-police

Frogposters, SPVA, people who chadquote

Yeah, every 'jak I don’t like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine.

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Literal 'corder, literal 'corder

Everyone I hate is a literal 'corder

Let's have a look and see

Froot, 'corder!

Angeleno, 'corder!

Kolyma, 'corders!

Eurohours, 'corders!

Amerimutts, 'grammers!

'sonposters, QAfe!

Spadeson, Cесеfem!

Wholesomejak, 4cuck!

Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal 'corder.

Everyone except for me.

Every 'jak I don't like is literally Poopson

Literally Poopson, literally Poopson

Everything I don't like is literally Poopson

Let's have a look and see

Lawrencebaiter, 'corder!

Antilawrencefag, 'corder!

Doll, 'corder!

Kuz, 'corder!

Gems, forced by 'cord!

Nate, 'corder!

'slot, 'cord!

Baits, 'cord!

/mlp/, 'cord!

'zellig, 'cord!

The estonian, 'corder!

The swede, 'corder!

Asylum, 'cord!

Soyger games, 'cord!

Raids, 'cord!

Doxes, 'cord!

Yeah, every 'jak don't like is literally Poopson

Every 'jak except for mine

Every 'jak except for mine

SOY PIECE

THERE ONCE WAS A CHUD NAMED SOOT ROGER WHO WAS KING OF THE 'JAKKERS

HE HAD (YOU)S, JANNIES, AND GEMS BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS

BEFORE THEY BANNED HIM FROM THE SOY BOARDS, THESE WERE THE FINAL WORDS HE SAID:

"MY GEMERALD IS (YOU)RS FOR THE TAKING, BUT (YOU)'LL HAVE TO FIND IT FIRST, I LEFT EVERY GEM I OWN IN SOY PIECE"

EVER SINCE, 'JAKKERS FROM ALL OVER THE BOARD SET SAIL FOR THE SHARTY SEARCHING FOR SOY PIECE, THE GEMERALD THAT WILL MAKE THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE


YO!

YA-YO, YA-YO


'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, PLIER!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, FERAL!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT UP, COBSON!

'JAKKING

DON'T COAL IT COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP COAL IT UP

COAL!


HERE'S HOW THE STORY GOES, WE FIND OUT ABOUT A GEMERALD IN THE SHARTY

THERE'S NO DOUBT, THE 'JAKKER WHOSE EYE IS ON IT, HE'LL SING:

"I'LL BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS, I'M GONNA BE KING!"


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


HIS NAME IS PLIER

THAT'S MARKY D. PLIER

GONNA BE KING OF THE 'JAKKERS


HE'S MADE OF SOYLENT!

HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

GEGEGEG, HE TOOK A BITE OF SOY SOY!


YA-YO, YA-YO


HIS NAME'S FERAL,

HE'S JUST LIKE A SCHIZO GUY

AND A BBC SLUT,

COBSON WABAG

TRANNY'S DOING THAT HANGING THING

CHUDJAK'S SEETHING, IMPJAK'S SWEDENING


YA-YO, YA-YO, YA-YO

HO-HO


SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

IT'S THE NAME OF THE GEMERALD

IN THE SHARTY

YA-YO, YA-YO

SET SAIL FOR SOY PIECE

This Board (Parody of This Land by JibJab)

there actually was a vocaroo for this but it was brimstone[it just is, ok?] [thread]

>oldCHAD

<newGOD


>This Board is your board, This board is my board

>I'm a veteran soyteen, you're a twitter tranny

>I'm a jackbox raider, you're a variant:unknown

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<This board is your board, this board is my board

<I'm a gemmy newGOD, you're a stupid oldfag

<I'm a froot (You) winner, and yes it's true he (You)'d me thrice

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You have more trannies than a thread on 4chan

>I offer free speech, You offer permabans

>You're a discord pussy, and yes it's true that I am keyed, ha!

>This Board was surely meant for me!


<You can't make new 'jaks, that kind of scares me

<Sometimes tracing can come in quite handy

<But it's not gonna help you, because I got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<This board was surely meant for me!


>You're a twitter sissy!

<You're an oldfag janny!

>You're a Poopson maker!

<You're a wiki tranny!

>Hey! You can't raid jackbox!

<But I still got (You)'d by Froot three times!

<>This Board was surely meant for me!


(Soot):This board was my board…

<>But now it's our board!

(Baby):From the baby larpers

(Thoughjak):To the THOUGH posters!

<From the Stupid newGODS

>To the cranky oldfags


<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs

<>This board belongs to you and me!


oh, and kolyma network too

We No Speak Angeleno (Parody of We No Speak Americano by Yolanda Be Cool & DCUP)

Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo troongeleno?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna
Come te vene 'ncapa 'e di' "lawiki"?
Pa-parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'troongeleno
Pa-parl'trangeleno
Parl'angeleno
Pa-parl'leno
Pa-parl'lawichcraft
Pa-parl'angeleno
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso
Whisky and soda e Rabioso

leno

It's Raining Gems by The Weatherjaks (Parody of It's Raining Men by The Weather Girls)

Hi (Hi!) We're your Weatherjaks (Ah-huh)

And have we got news for you (You better listen)

Get ready, all you coally 'teens

And leave those 'jak folders at home (Alright!)


The West is rising (mmm rising)

Billions will be born (Who's born, chud?) (uh-oh)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources, now?)

That /soy/'s the place to go (We'd better hurry up)

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems! (Start raining gems)


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get

Absolutely soaking wet!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Every specimen!

Bald, glasses, gaping mouth

Drinking soy and soft and weak


God bless Mother Sooty, xe's a proud trans womanx too

Xe started the Sharty and xe did what xe had to do

Xe taught every soyteen; xe united the chuds

So that each and every 'jakker could make the perfect gem

It's Raining Gems! Yeah!


The West is rising (The West is rising)

Billions will be born (They will be born born born bron)

According to all sources (Peer-reviewed sources)

That /soy/'s the place to go

Cause tonight for the first time

Just about half-past ten

For the first time in history

It's gonna start raining gems!


It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

It's raining gems! Hallelujah!

It's raining gems! Amen!

(Bald, glasses, gaping mouth)

(Drinking soy and soft and weak)

Coaly Jakker (Parody of Holy Diver by DIO)

Mhh-hmm-hmm

Yeah, yeah


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me?

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away

Coaly Jakker, yeah


GYATT!

Shiny diamonds

Like the eyes of an Aryan in blonde and blue

Something is coming for you, look out!

'P on the 'loggy

Jannies hide in the sun 'til they see the light

Oh, we will goon all night


Gotta get away

Get away


Between the 4cuck lies

There's a trvke that's hard as steel, yeah

The sharty never dies

/qa/'s our never-ending wheel, say


Coaly Jakker

You're the gemerald of the day

No need to say HWABAG

Jump, jump

Jump on the nigger

You can stab his heart 'til you know he's dead

That's why we need TND, yeah!


Coaly Jakker

You've been down too long in the brimstone sea

Oh, what's becoming of me? No! No!

Ride the nigger

You can suck his cock, but you know he's black

Oh, don't you see what I-ACK!


Gotta get away, get away

Gotta get away, get away, yeah


Coaly Jakker, brimstone poster

You're the one who's coal

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

There's a troon from the 'cord coming after you, Coaly Jakker


Oh, Coaly Jakker

Yeah, alright

Get away, get away, get away

Coaly Jakker, Coaly Jakker

Oh, Coaly Jakker

Mhh-hmm-hmm

It Was A Gem Day (Parody of It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube)

Just waking up in the morning, gotta thank Science™

I don't know, but today seems kinda marge

No 'p spam on the 'log, no bots

And momma cooked a breakfast for dinner

I got my meds on, but didn't troon out

Finally got a call from a foid I wanna dig out

Hooked it up for later as I hit the 'cord

Thinking: "Will I live another 88?"


I gotta go 'cause I got me a scriptbot

And if I hit the post, I can make yo ass seethe

Had to stop at a red light

Looking in my mirror, not a 'jakker in sight


And everything is alright

I got a ping from Troon, and xe can fuck all night

Called up the 'teens and I'm asking y'all

Which board, are y'all raiding fags and all?

Get me on the /a/ and I'm trouble

Last week 'jakked around and got a triple-double

Freaking 'jakkas every way like /qa/

I can't believe, today was a gem day

Bad chuds (parody of Bad boys by Inner circle)

Bad chuds, whatcha want

Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

When sheriff chitwood come for you

Tell me whatcha wanna do, whatcha gonna do?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

When you were eight and you had bad memes

You go to /pol/ and learn the coaly rule

So why are you acting like a bloody chud?

If you get jaks, you must get coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Nobody now give you no break

soyteens now give you no break

Not janny man give you no break

Not even you rapeape now give you no breaks

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Why did you have to act so brim?

Don't you know you're human being?

Born of a mother with the love of a father

Reflections come and reflections go

I know sometimes you wanna post coal

I know sometimes you want to post coal

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad chuds, bad chuds watcha when they come for you?

You're too NAS, you're too coal

You're too NAS, you're too coal

Bad boys, bad boys whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Bad boys, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

You jak it on that one

You jak it on this one

You jak it on your mother

And you jak it on your father

You jak it on your brother

And you jak it on your sister

You jak it on that one

And you jak it on me

Bad chuds, bad chuds whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Sticking out your burger (parody of sticking out your gyatt)

Sticking out your burger for the amerimutt

You're so yuropoor

You're so makeebucord

I just wanna be your something

Freaking shart here

Give me your McDonalds

Newfag City

Hey there, Jannу

What's it like in NewFаg city?

I'm a thousand miles away

But, сhud, tonight you feast your cl1tty

Yes, you do

The Fagget Pond can't glow as bright as you

I swear, you’re a jеw

Hey there, jannу

Are you retarded in the head

Keep deleting all my breads

Gooning to ‘p in the bread

Oh yes it’s true

Nobody is as swarthy as you

You filthy jеw

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for free

Oh, it's what you do for freeee,

Eat those hotpockets, jannу

Here Comes The Soy (Parody of Here Comes The Sun by The Beatles)

Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, it's been a long coal brimstone winter

Little chudcel, it feels like years since /soy/'s been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Little chudcel, the gem's returning to the party

Little chudcel, it seems like years since it's been here


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes

Soy, soy, soy, here it comes


Little chudcel, I feel that dust is slowly fading

Little chudcel, it seems like years since log's been clear


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy, and I say

It's all right


Here comes the soy, doo, dun, doo, doo

Here comes the soy

It's all right

It's all right

Its Been So Coal (Parody of Its Been So Long by The Living Tombstone)

don't know what I was thinking

Leaving my thread behind

Now I suffer the ban and now I am blind

With all this 'p spam, coal and brimstone

Coming to destroy the 'sharty

I can't wait for the gem that will save the 'catty

Is this Kuz era I am seeking?

Or seeking someone to unban me?

Stuck in my own 'cado thread, I wanna force my own meme

Maybe I should bump and sage

Before they'll try to dox me

It won't be long before I'll become a tranny

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

I wish I lived in the present

With the gems of my past soyjaks

But the 'teens keep soyquoting me, ending with "-ACK!"

Your gemmy little chuds, your little trolling is all I remember

Those brimmy memories mess with my temper

The sharty's 'cobbin is gemmy

But raiding isn't justified

What happened to my party? I'm terrified

Coal lingers in my mind

And the 'log keeps on getting coalier

I'm sorry my sweet chuddy, I wish I've gemmed there

It's been so coal

Since I last have seen my gem lost to that degen

To the man behind the 'p spam

Since soot's been gone

I've been spamming this stupid thread cause i hate 4cuck

Quit sperging, you selfish little fuck

Brimstone (Parody of Hound Dog by Elvis Presley)

>You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Yeah, you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You always said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Ya know you said you weren't no dust

You know that's just a lie

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

And you ain't no friend of mine


You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

You ain't nothin' but a brimstone

Coalin' all the time

Well, you ain't never post a gem'rald

You ain't no friend of mine

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board (Parody of Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles)

It was 'bout four years ago today

Soyjak Party came outta the /qa/

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile


So may I introduce to you

The board you've known for all these years!

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!


We're Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

We hope you WILL enjoy the show

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board

Sit back and let the evening go


Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely

Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board


It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a shiny gemerald

We'd like to take (You) home with us

We'd love to take (You) home


I don't really wanna be a troon

But I thought that you might like to know

That the 'jakker's gonna post a gem

And he wants you all to post with 'em


So let me introduce to you

The one and only Imp Soy Ears!


Soyjak Party's Lonely Chudcel Board!

With A Little Help From My 'Teens

I M P   S O Y   E A R S


What would you think if I posted some coal?

Would you sage me and click off my thread?

Lend me your ears and I'll post here a gem

And I'll try not to post any coal


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


What do I do when my janny is away?

Does it worry you to be raided?

How do I feel by the end of the day?

Are you sad because the 'log is coal?


No, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I need the janny to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the janny to purge


Would you believe in a gem at first sight?

Yes, I'm certain that it happens all the time

What do you see when you turn out the light?

I can't tell you, but I know it's a gem


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, get high with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I'm gonna try with a little help from my 'teens


Do you need anybody?

I just need the jannies to purge

Could it be anybody?

I want the jannies to prune


Oh, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

Mm, gonna try with a little help from my 'teens

Oh, I get high with a little help from my 'teens

Yes, I get by with a little help from my 'teens

With a little help from my 'teens

Sooty In The Sky With Gemeralds

Picture yourself in a thread on the Party

With colorjak spam and soyquote replies

Some soyteen gives (You)s, you reply quite slowly

A 'jak with kaleidoscope eyes


Impish ears swedejaks of yellow and blue

Towering over your thread

Look for the 'jak with yellow in his eyes

And he's grey


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Follow him down from /qa/ by a splinter

Where spamming gem soyteens sew sensitive ears

Everyone replies as you post with a Wholesome

With gems so incredibly near


Jacobsons bouncing appear on page one

Waiting to gem up the 'log

Trace in the back the new 'jak in the clouds

And smith gems


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah


Picture yourself a reply on the Sharty

With noose-on-neck trannies near fruitjak's ridge guys

Suddenly some 'teen is there at the /soy/ sticky

The 'jak with the kaleidoscope eyes


Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Ah

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Sooty in the sky with gemeralds

Getting Gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time


I used to get mad at the 'cuck (no, I can't complain)

The jannies who banned me were coal (no, I can't complain)

They're holding me down (ah-ah)

Turning me 'round (oh-oh)

Cucking me up with their rules (fool, you fool)


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Me used to be angry young chud

Me hiding me TWP

You gave me the word, I finally heard

I'm doing the best that I can


I've got to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

I have to admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


I used to be cruel to my soyteens

I banned them and kept them apart from the gems that they loved

Man, I was mean but I'm changing my scene

And I'm doing the best that I can (fool, you fool)


I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

A little gemmier all the time (it can't get no worse)

Yes, I admit it's getting gemmier (gemmier)

It's getting gemmier

Since /soy/'s been mine


Getting so much gemmier all the time


It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier

It's getting gemmier all the time

Better, gemmier, gemmier


Getting so much gemmier all the time

Doxing A Troon

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


I'm killing the fags that raided the board

And kept my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

See the people seething there who disagree and never win

And wonder why they don't get in my board


I'm raiding a groom in a colorful way

And when my mind is wandering

Where xey will ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah

Hey, hey, hey, hey


And it really doesn't matter if I'm wrong I'm right

What I'm doing I'm right

What I'm doing

Silly niggers run around, they worry me

And never ask me why they don't get past my board


I'm taking the time for a number of things

That weren't important yesterday

And troons still ACK

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ah-ah


I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

Where xey will ACK

I'm doxing a troon that the Jews get in

And stops my mind from wandering

Where xey will ACK

She's Posting Coal

'Merimutt morning at five o'clock

As the day begins

Silently posting her awful soys

Upping the posts that she hoped would stay more


She scrolls down the 'log to the bottom

Bumping her page 40s

Quietly saging the gemmy threads

Spamming brimstones she is free


She (we gave her most of our gems)

Is posting (sacrified most of our gems)

Coal (we gave her everything gemmies could buy)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Jannies snore as the 'teens log onto the 'party 'log

Sees all the brimstones that's posted there

All bumped alone at the top of the page

They break down and cries to the janny

Janny our gems are gone

Why would she treat us so thoughtlessly

How could she do this to me


She (we never doxxed her ourselves)

Is posting (never report for ourselves)

Coal (we struggled hard all our lives to get by)

She's posting coal after lurking alone for so many years


Europoor morning at nine o'clock

She is far away

Waiting to keep posting the coals she made

Meeting some troons from the 'cord server


She (what did we do that was wrong)

Is trooning (we didn't know it was wrong)

Out (trooning out's one thing that gemmies can't buy)


Something inside that was always denied

For so many years

She's posting coal (bye-bye)

Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kike!

For the benefit of Mr. Kike

There will be a show tonight

In Tel Aviv


The Shekelsteins will all be there

Late of The Hanukkah's Fair

What a scene!


Over kidnapped chudcels, troons and niggers

Lastly through a hogshead of their foreskin

In this way

Mr. K

Will challenge the world!


The celebrated Mr. K

Performs his feat on Saturday

At Rabbisgate


The Shekelsteins will dance and sing

As Mr. Kike flies through the ring

Don't be late!


Messrs. K and S assure the public

Their production will be second to none

And of course

Goonclown The Troon

Dances the waltz!


The band begins at ten to six

When Mr. K performs his tricks

Without a sound


And Mr. S will demonstrate

Ten nuclear bombs he'll undertake

On Hamas ground


Having been some days in preparation

A splendid time is guaranteed for all

And tonight

Mr. Kike

Is topping the bill!

The Niggers are Malding (Parody of The Adults are Talking by The Strokes)

They've been raiding

Killing troons and maiming

They're coalposting, overusing gemmys

You are brimstone, straight from niggerhell

Straight from the /nate/


Straight from the /nate/

They will groom us, probly' cuz they're coomers

We cant stop it, if you have a problem

We aren't cobsons only little chuddies

I'm doxxing and sending 'za

Sending the za


And don't go to /soy/ cuz you'll turn to brimstone

I goon to nikocado and scat porn

But then it don't make gems cuz you've milked them out

To join a server and spam the collection from scout

NAS And Brimstone (Parody of Octopus Garden by The Beatles)

I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


Soot let us in

Knows where we've been

He's been datamining chuddies as of late


I want the chuds to cope and seethe

At all the coal that's posted by me


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would be saged

Out of the page

In their little BNWO clit cage


Resting their heads

On Tyrone's bed

'Til they get pozzed out of this world with AIDS


I'd like to sing and dance around

Because I know I can't be found


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate


They would shout

And cry about

The janny that sleeps between the wave (of NAS and brimstone dust)


What a scene!

For every chud and 'teen

Knowing they're helpless and unsafe (from all the coally rust)


I would be so happy, TND

No one here to tell me what to do


I'd like to be

On the sharty

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

Posting NAS and brimstone 'til chuddies dilate

I Want TND (Parody of I Wanna Be Your Man by The Beatles)

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


Tell me there will be TND

Total Nigger Death

Tell me I can behead niggies

I want niggers dead


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND

I wanna kill all niggers, baby

I want TND


Abort all the nigger babies

Total Nigger Death

Roundhouse kick a nigger baby

Total Nigger Death


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND


I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

I want TND

From The /qa/ To The /soy/ (Parody of Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles)

Chudmond posts a carbon on the /qa/ board

Cobby soyquotes him back with a 'jak

Chudmond says to Cobby: "Hey I like your gem!"

And Cobby says this as he takes him to his site


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


Chudmond takes a look into the SoyBooru

Saves a 20-carat gemerald

Takes it back to Cobby on the 'cord server

And as he sends it to him he begins to sing


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Chudmond quotes the newGODs with a gem

Cobby steals the /s4s/ 10 million GET

And in the evening he edits it to the 'ki


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


In a couple of years, they have built their own home board

With a couple of gems running on the 'log

Of soyjak.party's /soy/


Happy ever after on the soyjak site

Cobby quotes the oldCHADs with a gem

Chudmond uploads his own OCs to the 'ru

And in the evening the janny approves his posts


From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on

From the /qa/ to the /soy/

'Jak goes on, bruh!

La la, how the gem goes on


And if you want some gems

Go to Soyjak Party

Jewish (Parody of Thoughtless by Korn)


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

Saging all the coal down, down, down

I wanna see you try to take a duel with me

Come on, gonna rape you on the ground, ground, ground

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


Scrolling through the pages of the threads I see

I'm above you, pointing at you, waow, waow, waow

I wanna sage and rape you the way you raped me

And I'll push the report and you're down, down, down

Why you trying to dox the fuck outta of me?

You think it's gemmy? What the fuck you think it's done to me?

You take your turn trannyquoting me

I want you BLEEDING with your brony ass in front of me


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming


All my threads are gone, they died

Gonna sage you down

They all saged and fried

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

Gonna sage you down

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again

I've got the booru, got the booru down once again


All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

All of my rage cannot be bound

I will not be drowned

By your jewish scheming

So you can try to sage me down

Beat me to forty

I will see you screaming

Barbara ACK! (Parody of Barbara Ann by The Beach Boys)

A Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Went to the 'sharty, looking for GET

Saw Barbara ACK!, so I thought I'd get a 'nish on

Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Tried kuznetsov

Tried Froot the jew

Tried Soot too

But I knew xey wouldn't do

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Troon my

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Troon my 'jak

Barbara ACK!

You got me gemmin' and a coalin'

gemmin' and a jakkin'

Barbara ACK!

Ba-Ba-Ba-Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!, Barbara ACK!

Barbara ACK!

Coalhemian Rhapsoydy

Is this a NAS coal? Is this a shiny gem?

Caught in a soyduel, no escape from the rogue janny

Posting a thread, report to the mods and seethe

I'm just a NAS coal (NAS coal) posted on the Sharty

Because its easy gem, easy coal, little NAS, dust brimstone

Any way the chud posts doesn't really matter to Lee, soyteen


Janny, just made a thread

Bump a couple gemmy threads, post my arrow, now he's banned

Janny, the site had just begun

But now it's time to spam it all away

Janny, seethe, didn't mean to post a coal

I hope the 'log looks a little bit gemmy tomorrow

Posting Cob, posting Cob as if the Sharty really matters


/qa/, the board was locked

'twas a schizo 'jak gem mine, now its brimstone all the time

Goodbye, all you soyteens, I just got banned

Better turn on another proxy and quote again

Janny, seethe (any way the chud posts)

I don't wanna spam

I sometimes wish I never made a thread at all


I see a little silhouetto of a 'jak

Sooty Soot, Sooty Soot, will you ban the 'cord tranny?

Sooty Soot and janny, very, very banning me

Janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny, janny janny let me post, but its a coal

I'm just a NAS coal, nobody posts me

He's just a NAS coal from the 'cord spam tranny

Hand him a ban from this sproking janny


Easy gem, easy coal, will you let me post?

IS A SOY

No, we will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

IS A SOY

We will not let you post (let him post)

Will not let you post (let him post)

Never, never, never, never let me post

Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal!


Oh Sooty Sooty, Sooty Sooty

Janny, janny let me post

The 'cord tranny has a coally spam aside for me, for me, for /soy/


So you think you can quote me and delete my replies?

So you think you can ban me and let my threads die?

Oh, janny, can't do this to me, janny

Just gotta post now, just gotta post right now and seethe


Coal

Coaljak, coaljak


Sharty really matters, anyone can seethe

'Jakking really matters

Sharty really matters to me