/soy/ Thread No. 4743217

/soy/ thread №4743217 is declared a World Heritage Site by UNESCO and is a glistening and gilded gemerald of a thread that WILL be protected at all costs. To do so you should bump it every 4-6 hours.

As of the creation of this article, it has lived on /soy/ for over a month, which is impressive considering the lifetime of the majority of threads created on the rest of the board. It has currently survived:

• Soulless botted muttspam making attempts on its life
• Worthless blogposts failing to drown it out

The Contents of the Thread

A screenshot of the thread.

The image from the subject of the thread, in all of its animated PicMix glory.

The thread reads in bigtext, "NIGGA I'M SURFING TO PAGE 40!" and contains a gif of a Feraljak-faced squirrel riding a jetski on a body of water. Countless replies (the most recent of which being necrobumps to keep the thread alive) have been posted in response to this gem of a thread even THOUGH the same thread was posted weeks before, but soyteens weren't as committed to letting that one live. YOU WILL NOT INVESTIGATE FURTHER.