Soyvil War 4

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Soyvil War 4
Part of The Soypocalypse
Date 14 August 2023 - 20 August 2023 Location Various soysplinter websites Result Status quo ante bellum
Belligerents
Bunkercels Kuzists Supported By: Angeleno	J@rtycucks Sootists Supported By: Lute	Various other soy splinters thefrogpond DDOSers 'p spammers and 'cord trannies
Casualties and losses
like 5 - 6 dead splinters Thousands of posts and 'jaks lost forever

Soyvil War 4, also known as the Splinter War, was a war between all of the Soy splinters to find the true successor of the 'sharty. The conflict started after soyjak.party shut down temporarily due to the Soypocalypse, causing teens to seek out a suitable replacement site.

The death of the Sharty

On August 15th 2023, the Soypocalypse occured, causing the sharty to go into a coma. This left soyteens without a home, many fled to the soyjak wiki bunker, or to Jakparty.soy, which was also down due to the huge surge of traffic. many teens, unhappy with the idea of using the Jarty, patiently waited for a suitable splinter to be created.

Splinter sites take form

Craig lynches the 'Shiny's mascot

In the following days, two new splinter sites (sharty.party, soyjak.in) sprung up to try and replace the sharty, these websites now competing with the already established 'Jarty, and the bunker, which some soyteens hung onto for lack of a better website. (Oh my history major this is just like the fall of the Mongol Empire)

DDOS

On August 19, an unknown group (perhaps one script kid from the jarty) decided to DDOS Angeleno's bunker, as well as the wiki and the 'ru. The entire attack lasted for around 20 minutes and caused much confusion. Some speculate a soyteen wasn't behind the attack, but rather a 'cordfag.

The return of the Sharty

On August 20th 2023, the Sharty came back online, marking the end of the splinter wars.

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