Soyvil War 4
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| Soyvil War 4 | ||||||
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| Part of The Soypocalypse | ||||||
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Supported By:  Angeleno |
Supported By: Lute |
Various other soy splinters
 'p spammers and 'cord trannies | ||||
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like 5 - 6 dead splinters Thousands of posts and 'jaks lost forever | ||||||
Soyvil War 4, also known as the Splinter War, is a war between all of the Soy splinters to find the true successor of the 'sharty. The conflict started after soyjak.party shut down due to the Soypocalypse, causing teens to seek out a suitable replacement site. The sharty did return briefly on the 19/20th (depends on whether you were an amerimutt or spic or not) of August thanks to Chood, but it went down again.
The death of the Sharty
On August 15th 2023, the Soypocalypse occured, causing the sharty to go into a coma. This left soyteens without a home, many fled to the soyjak wiki bunker, or to Jakparty.soy, which was also down due to the huge surge of traffic. many teens, unhappy with the idea of using the Jarty, patiently waited for a suitable splinter to be created.
Splinter sites take form
In the following days, two new splinter sites (sharty.party, soyjak.in) sprung up to try and replace the sharty, these websites now competing with the already established 'Jarty, and the bunker, which some soyteens hung onto for lack of a better website. (Oh my history major this is just like the fall of the Mongol Empire)
DDOS
On August 19, an unknown group (it was actually a pedo from that one matrix) decided to DDOS Angeleno's bunker, as well as the wiki, the 'ru, and even screamer.wiki. The entire attack lasted for around 20 minutes and caused much confusion. Some speculate a soyteen wasn't behind the attack, but rather a 'cordfag.
The return of the Sharty
On August 20th 2023, the Sharty came back online, marking the end of the splinter wars That was only a very brief return doebeit. We will have to see if the sharty truly died on the 20th of August or not.
'unker gets wiped
On the 21st, a user wiped the 'log of the bunker with repeating posts saying either "MOOOOOODS PURGE THE *FUCKING* BOARD TO STOP THE INSIDIOUS LATVIAN 'P SPAMMER OR HOWEVER TRANNIES SAVE THE SHARTY" or ">MOOOOOOODS LOCK THE 'KI OR HOWEVER A WEBSITE IS PROTECTED'" with a string of random numbers.
