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'''The Kingdom of Sweden''' <ref group=" | '''The Kingdom of Sweden'''<ref group="lower-alpha">(Swedish: ''Konungariket Sverige'' <small>IPA:</small>[ˈkôːnɵŋaˌriːkɛt ˈsvæ̌rjɛ])</ref> is a country in Scandinavia. It is [[best known for]] having hostilities with Norway and being gemmish{{CitationNeeded}}. | ||
== Controversies == | == Controversies == | ||
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The [[soyjak]] known as [[Impish Soyjak Ears]] was traced from a composite face of the average Swedish male, compiled from Swedish census data.<ref>confirmed by snopes</ref> This means they physically say that and look like that. | The [[soyjak]] known as [[Impish Soyjak Ears]] was traced from a composite face of the average Swedish male, compiled from Swedish census data.<ref>confirmed by snopes</ref> This means they physically say that and look like that. | ||
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
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== Citations == | == Citations == | ||
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== See also == | == See also == | ||
*[[Soyvil War]] | *[[Soyvil War]] | ||
*[[The Swede (Artist)]] | |||
*[[Impish Soyak Ears]] | |||
[[Category:Locations]] | [[Category:Locations]] | ||
[[Category:Soy Countries]] | [[Category:Soy Countries]] | ||
[[Category:Country]] | |||
Revision as of 06:01, 14 April 2024
The Kingdom of Sweden[a] is a country in Scandinavia. It is best known for having hostilities with Norway and being gemmish[it just is, ok?].
Controversies
According to a recent public opinion poll, the majority of people believe that Sweden is simply made up and is indeed not a real place. Some attribute this anomaly to ongoing international jewish psyops.[1]
Sweden has been criticised by the international community for its excessively high coal-per-capita output. In addition, Sweden has rountinely refused calls by bipartisan international organisations to introduce a Nobel Prize for the Soyical Arts, despite the fact that this would greatly liven up the dueling scene and maybe even redeem their shithole.
In popular culture
The very first Soyjak was posted by a Swedish citizen. Win.[2]
The soyjak known as Impish Soyjak Ears was traced from a composite face of the average Swedish male, compiled from Swedish census data.[3] This means they physically say that and look like that.
Notes
- ↑ (Swedish: Konungariket Sverige IPA:[ˈkôːnɵŋaˌriːkɛt ˈsvæ̌rjɛ])
