The Great Cloogian War

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Prelude

This is the faggot Major Cloog AKA Ryan Alexander White

The Great Cloogian War also know as The Great Dox,Cloogians Vs Chudnation and Clooggate, was a war involving the /raid/ & /incel/ soyteens against Major Cloog and his retarted fans. It all began when two Anonymous posted on Doxbin (probably from the Sharty or 4chan{this is still disputed among the Soyhistorians}) a dox against Major Cloog on Sep 15th, 2023, one hour later a random Chud posted his dox on the /raid/ board with the title "Major Cloog Pedophile" that thread was so fucking popular that included 439 posts and 168 image replies omitted as writing this now. Cloog's fans get so mad about this dox that and a lot of mods and random people lefted his shitty pisscord server, because a lot of them feared to be doxed for some fucking reason.

Phase I - The Dox

Here https://soyjaks.party/raid/thread/48523.html the end of Cloog begun

In that dox included the reason for it to exist in the first place:

The Sins of Cloog

- He groomed two minors while he was 17 to 19 ( he is still doing that to this days ) ( 🥺i fucking love it so fucking much fuck you're amazingggg I literally do not know anyone who is as sweet as you are and I really mean that 🥴 and also you probably already know this but you are so frickin great at art )

Cloog ( Ryan ) as a soyjak drinking soylent and wanting to be Sharty culture

- He has a Harem full of underage girl,furries,weebs,etc between the 12-16 years old ( it's speculated that he had around 12 e-girl around his tiny dick )

- He doxes everyone who mentions his Pedo urges ( whenever he sees a girl 100% he will get a boner ) in shorts words STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

- He manipulates everyone that they may have something he is interested in

- He sends his autistic fans to harass anyone he thinks can be a problem to him

- He is a dick in general to everyone ( duh he is a nigger IRL what did you expect? )

- He is praised like an Anti-Furry king of my ass, but he has a lot of furries friends to ERP with ( zero consistency within him )

- He makes shitty cringy animation about whatever comes to his retard mind

- He likes posting Coal

- He called us Kiwifarms offbrand and the autistic version of 4cuck ( YOU ARE GONNA PAY YOU LIFE NOW )

- And worst of all sins HE WANTED TO RELATE TO US!!! ( YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!!!) ( I'M GONNA EJACULATE IN YOUR SHITTY GRAVE I'M GONNA VANDALIZE THAT SHITTY ROCK )

- It is believed that he's a communist.

His Personal Informations

- His full name,surname,his little chubby nigger face,his shitty degree,where he went on high school,where is going now in college,his home adress and his garbage social media

- All of his relatives most important his mom Mary Levert White ( don't harras anyone of his relatives only Cloog deserve to die )

- He is going at this shitty art college called SCAD from Savannah or Atlanta ( still disputed )

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Phase II - A Little Bit Of Trolling

We discovered that this is his home adress and we decide to troll him a little bit ( 5750 W Oak Dr Satsuma, AL 36572 ) ( BTW his mom has dementia and she will probably pay the stuff you will send to her )

- We ordered some garbage banana pizza and a sproke to his home

- We ordered a Quran to his home ( Allah would be ashamed about this monkey )

- We ordered a Bible to his home ( Neither God himself don't wanna have to do with a being like him )

- We ordered some seeds to his home ( So he can improve his shitty lonely house )

- We Swatted his fucking ass ( Atleast the police will have him in the records )

- Some Anonymous South Vietnamese wanted to do a photo to cloog's front door every soyteen supported him ( Just to scare Ryan wink wink )

- That South Vietnamese succeeded in his mission he delivered a little message to him. The message is a threat that they're watching him, along with a Vietnamese message, which literally says "fuck you" (Did we mention that there's also a South Vietnamese flag with it?) ( :) )

These are the copypasta we used to troll him

- >And what exactly did you all dumbass 3rd world retards accomplish with this? That's right, nothing, as if doxxing would do anythingAlso it's just hilarious how you moronic bastards suddenly just care for some guy that did things with two underage users 3 years ago, while in the meantime you all regulary post shit like loli and cunny on this shitstain rip off of 4chan, fucking low-life racist neo-nazi losers y'all are all bark but no bite, just worthless scumbags living in their mom's basement acting tough behind a screen while using 37+ different slurs purely for them being slurs and spamming gore'n shit while y'all keep typing and typing with those cheeto dust covered fatass fingers, just giving you all a taste of reality, respond to this comment all you want, or not idc Hope this dogshit website gets shut down one day.

- THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!THE ALLEGATIONS ARE FAKE!!!

- 🥺i fucking love it so fucking much fuck you're amazingggg I literally do not know anyone who is as sweet as you are and I really mean that 🥴 and also you probably already know this but you are so frickin great at art

- "Ryan Alexander White is a pedophile.

He tricked two girls into talking to him.

At that time, he was only 17 - 19 years old.

In general, he is a scum of society.

He drew pornographic drawings of you & his victims.

He made a cartoon about killing furries but he still joined that group.

Fake guy! That guy deserves to die!"

- TÊN

Ryan Alexander White Anh ấy là một người chải chuốt chết tiệt

Anh ấy đã chải chuốt cho hai cô gái

Khi làm điều đó, anh ấy đang ở độ tuổi 17-19 {2020 đến 2023}

Nói chung anh ấy là một kẻ khốn nạn với tất cả mọi người

Anh ta lôi kéo NSFW về nhân viên của mình và nạn nhân của mình

Anh ta làm phim hoạt hình về việc giết thú lông nhưng anh ta vẫn là một trong số họ, kẻ đạo đức giả chết tiệt!

- So lads what can we gather from this, child predator and doxxer finally receives his just deserts by receiving pizzas, religious texts and the swat team at his door. Next thing we gotta try and do is fuck his server up fr or force his hand in to leaving the internet/condemning his actions.

This retard has unironically covered pedophiles, zoophiles and racists on his channel, he is literally worse than all of them combined despite being racist not being a sin at all, major cloog is also black and has cried racism against him before.

Why are all nigger artists disgusting horrible people. Either cyber bully troons or straight up pedophiles. Total nigger death is inaction now chudbros.