The Great Cloogian War

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The Beginning

This is the faggot Major Cloog AKA Ryan Alexander White

The Great Cloogian War also know as The Great Dox and Cloogians Vs Chudnation, was a war involving the /raid/ & /incel/ soyteens against Major Cloog and his retarted fans. It all began when two Anonymous posted on Doxbin (probably from the Sharty or 4chan{this is still disputed among the Soyhistorians}) a dox against Major Cloog on Sep 15th, 2023, one hour later a random Chud posted his dox on the /raid/ board with the title "Major Cloog Pedophile" that thread was so fucking popular that included 332 posts and 154 image replies omitted as writing this now. Cloog's fans get so mad about this dox that a lot of mods and random people lefted his shitty pisscord server, because a lot of them feared to be doxed for some fucking reason.



The Dox

In that dox included the reason for it to exist in the first place:

The Sins of Cloog

- He groomed two minors while he was 17 to 19 ( he is still doing that to this days ) ( 🥺i fucking love it so fucking much fuck you're amazingggg I literally do not know anyone who is as sweet as you are and I really mean that 🥴 and also you probably already know this but you are so frickin great at art )

Cloog ( Ryan ) as a soyjak drinking soylent and wanting to be Sharty culture

- He has a Harem full of underage girl,furries,weebs,etc between the 12-16 years old ( it's speculated that he had around 12 e-girl around his tiny dick )

- He doxes everyone who mentions his Pedo urges ( whenever he sees a girl 100% he will get a boner ) in shorts words STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

- He manipulates everyone that they may have something he is interested in

- He sends his autistic fans to harass anyone he thinks can be a problem to him

- He is a dick in general to everyone ( duh he is a nigger IRL what did you expect? )

- He is praised like an Anti-Furry king of my ass, but he has a lot of furries friends to ERP with ( zero consistency within him )

- He makes shitty cringy animation about whatever comes to his retard mind

- He likes posting Coal

- He called us Kiwifarms offbrand and the autistic version of 4cuck ( YOU ARE GONNA PAY YOU LIFE NOW )

- And worst of all sins HE WANTED TO RELATE TO US!!! ( YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD!!!) ( I'M GONNA EJACULATE IN YOUR SHITTY GRAVE I'M GONNA VANDALIZE THAT SHITTY ROCK )

His Personal Informations

- His full name,surname,his little chubby nigger face,his shitty degree,where he went on high school,where is going now in college,his home adress and his garbage social media

- All of his relatives most important his mom Mary Levert White ( don't harras anyone of his relatives only Cloog deserve to die )

- He is going at this shitty art college called SCAD from Savannah or Atlanta ( still disputed )