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== Summary ==
== Summary ==
'''The gem that saved the party''', also known as '''TGTSTP''', the '''Final Gem''' and the '''Gem to end all coal''', is the theorized ultimate event in [[Soyical Arts|soyical folklore]] in which the brightest, shiniest [[gem]] of all time will descend upon the sharty and unite all of the [[Soy Community|soyposters]] in harmony, thereby "saving" the [[Soyjak.party|party]]. It's a point of contention how this gem will come about, some have stated it shall simply appear one day, this is one of the more fringe theories however, it is most common belief among theorists that this Glistening Gemerald will most likely be created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and will be released by said soyteen onto the sharty, to universal [[Gem|praise]]. snoopes debunked this though<ref>snopes.com/sharty_saving_gem_debunked</ref>
'''The gem that saved the party''', also known as '''TGTSTP''', the '''Final Gem''' and the '''Gem to end all coal''', is the ultimate event in [[Soyical Arts|soyical folklore]] in which the brightest, shiniest [[gem]] of all time descended upon the sharty and united all of the [[Soy Community|soyposters]] in harmony, thereby "saving" the [[Soyjak.party|party]]. It simply appeared one day, created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and was be released by said soyteen onto the jarty, to universal [[Gem|praise]].  


=== Preterist View ===
=== Preterist View ===
Some fringe groups of the soy community believe in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that the sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest [[Cobson]] is a sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out.
Some fringe groups of the soy community believed in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that the sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest [[Cobson]] is a sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out.


==== Cynical Preterism ====
==== Cynical Preterism ====
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== Misconceptions ==
== Misconceptions ==
Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved the party". This is of course, incorrect, as the true savior gem shall unite all in agreement.
Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved the party". This is of course, incorrect, as the true savior gem united all in agreement.


== Criticism ==
== Criticism ==
Many claim [[science]] has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove the '''<nowiki/>'The gem that saved the party'''' theory.
Many claim [[science]] has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove the '''<nowiki/>'The gem that saved the party'''' theory.


== Prophesized coming ==
== The arrival; At last. ==
Schizos have theorized that after the soon to come [[Poopson]] or the new iteration/season of Ongezellig (despite it's sharty culture) variant causes major damage to the Sharty, a shining gem will be unveiled. This gem will be so glistening and sharty saving that it will boost the moral of Soyteens and cause every Poopson and zelligposter coaler to leave the sharty.{{Reflist}}
After poopson killed the sharty, the GLISTENING SHARTY SAVING GEM ARRIVED.<ref>you WILL not fact check this</ref>
 
Here it is, in all it's glory:
[[File:NEW STONETOSS.mp4|left|thumb|480x480px|BEHOLD]]
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Revision as of 13:57, 18 August 2023

Summary

The gem that saved the party, also known as TGTSTP, the Final Gem and the Gem to end all coal, is the ultimate event in soyical folklore in which the brightest, shiniest gem of all time descended upon the sharty and united all of the soyposters in harmony, thereby "saving" the party. It simply appeared one day, created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and was be released by said soyteen onto the jarty, to universal praise.

Preterist View

Some fringe groups of the soy community believed in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that the sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest Cobson is a sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out.

Cynical Preterism

Some also say that Cobson WAS the gem that saved the sharty, but the antichrist descended upon earth to spread hatred of the one true gem, thus, ruining the prophecy forever.

Misconceptions

Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved the party". This is of course, incorrect, as the true savior gem united all in agreement.

Criticism

Many claim science has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove the 'The gem that saved the party' theory.

The arrival; At last.

After poopson killed the sharty, the GLISTENING SHARTY SAVING GEM ARRIVED.[1]

Here it is, in all it's glory:

File:NEW STONETOSS.mp4
BEHOLD








Citations

  1. ↑ you WILL not fact check this
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