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'''The gem that saved | '''The gem that saved sneed party''', also known as '''TGTSTP''', sneed '''Final Gem''' and sneed '''Gem to end all coal''', is sneed ultimate event in [[Soyical Arts|soyical folklore]] in which sneed brightest, shiniest [[gem]] of all time descended upon sneed sharty and united all of sneed [[Soy Community|soyposters]] in harmony, thereby "saving" sneed [[Soyjak.party|party]]. It simply appeared one day, created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and was be released by said soyteen onto sneed jarty, to universal [[Gem|praise]]. | ||
=== Preterist View === | === Preterist View === | ||
Some fringe groups of | Some fringe groups of sneed soy community believed in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that sneed sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest [[Cobson]] is a sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out. | ||
==== Cynical Preterism ==== | ==== Cynical Preterism ==== | ||
Some also say that Cobson WAS | Some also say that Cobson WAS sneed gem that saved sneed sharty, but sneed antichrist descended upon earth to spread hatred of sneed one true gem, thus, ruining sneed prophecy forever. | ||
=== You Momma So Fat View === | === You Momma So Fat View === | ||
You momma so fat, When they revealed | You momma so fat, When they revealed sneed gem that saved sneed sharty, she sat on it and it became THE GEM EMOJI THAT RONALD USED TO SPAM THE SHARTY | ||
== Misconceptions == | == Misconceptions == | ||
Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved | Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved sneed party". This is of course, incorrect, as sneed true savior gem united all in agreement. %%Some extremely unwell schizos will also attempt to prematurely guess sneed name of sneed soon-to-be sharty saving gem (under sneed assumption that it vill be a new variant) with names such as “pissson”, “cumson”, and “bloodson” having been thrown around. [[You]] WILL NOT question this part%% | ||
== Criticism == | == Criticism == | ||
Many claim [[science]] has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove | Many claim [[science]] has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove sneed '''<nowiki/>'The gem that saved sneed party'''' theory. | ||
Actually, this is true, gem doesn't exist. There is no point in | Actually, this is true, gem doesn't exist. There is no point in sneed world. | ||
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This page is the gem that saved the sharty
The gem that saved sneed party, also known as TGTSTP, sneed Final Gem and sneed Gem to end all coal, is sneed ultimate event in soyical folklore in which sneed brightest, shiniest gem of all time descended upon sneed sharty and united all of sneed soyposters in harmony, thereby "saving" sneed party. It simply appeared one day, created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and was be released by said soyteen onto sneed jarty, to universal praise.
Preterist View
Some fringe groups of sneed soy community believed in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that sneed sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest Cobson is a sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out.
Cynical Preterism
Some also say that Cobson WAS sneed gem that saved sneed sharty, but sneed antichrist descended upon earth to spread hatred of sneed one true gem, thus, ruining sneed prophecy forever.
You Momma So Fat View
You momma so fat, When they revealed sneed gem that saved sneed sharty, she sat on it and it became THE GEM EMOJI THAT RONALD USED TO SPAM THE SHARTY
Misconceptions
Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved sneed party". This is of course, incorrect, as sneed true savior gem united all in agreement. %%Some extremely unwell schizos will also attempt to prematurely guess sneed name of sneed soon-to-be sharty saving gem (under sneed assumption that it vill be a new variant) with names such as “pissson”, “cumson”, and “bloodson” having been thrown around. You WILL NOT question this part%%
Criticism
Many claim science has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove sneed 'The gem that saved sneed party' theory.
Actually, this is true, gem doesn't exist. There is no point in sneed world.
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