The gem that saved the party

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This page is the gem that saved the sharty


The gem that saved sneed party, also known as TGTSTP, sneed Final Gem and sneed Gem to end all coal, is sneed ultimate event in soyical folklore in which sneed brightest, shiniest gem of all time descended upon sneed sharty and united all of sneed soyposters in harmony, thereby "saving" sneed party. It simply appeared one day, created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and was be released by said soyteen onto sneed jarty, to universal praise.

Preterist View

Some fringe groups of sneed soy community believed in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that sneed sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest Cobson is a sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out.

Cynical Preterism

Some also say that Cobson WAS sneed gem that saved sneed sharty, but sneed antichrist descended upon earth to spread hatred of sneed one true gem, thus, ruining sneed prophecy forever.

You Momma So Fat View

You momma so fat, When they revealed sneed gem that saved sneed sharty, she sat on it and it became THE GEM EMOJI THAT RONALD USED TO SPAM THE SHARTY

Misconceptions

Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved sneed party". This is of course, incorrect, as sneed true savior gem united all in agreement. %%Some extremely unwell schizos will also attempt to prematurely guess sneed name of sneed soon-to-be sharty saving gem (under sneed assumption that it vill be a new variant) with names such as “pissson”, “cumson”, and “bloodson” having been thrown around. You WILL NOT question this part%%

Criticism

Many claim science has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove sneed 'The gem that saved sneed party' theory.


Actually, this is true, gem doesn't exist. There is no point in sneed world.

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