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Donald J. Trump, the President and CEO of Trvmpflare Technologies Corporation, and the United States

Trumpflare, alternatively spelled TRVMPFLQRE, is a sentient cybersecurity AI platform made to be an alternative to Cloudflare. Trumpflare does an excellent job at filtering out 'p spam, troonbait, and nusoicuckas.

TRVMP OS

There is currently a Trvmp operating system being developed by Trumpflare, meant to be an alternative to Microsoft Windows.

History and developement

Trumpflare Corp. was officially founded on March 8th of 1995, and was originally meant to be an exclusive server package extension for the TrumpNET line of internet technologies, alongside Patriotweb. Production began increasing in the early 2000's, when The Trump Organization worked in collaboration with another technology company called the GNAA to develop the Last Measure program for AOL services.

However with the popularity of the internet came a big problem, nusoicucks. This large wave of nusoipedos was a major threat to national security, and Trumpflare began production the cyber security line of products, with advanced AI tech from the source code of the Pepe.exe executable program from Microsoft Outlook.